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-Good morning.
-Morning.
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Oh, how does it feel to wake up
an engaged woman?
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Well, you know how sometimes
they say
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when you finally attain
your dream,
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-it's always a letdown?
-Hmm-mmm.
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They were wrong.
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Shall I prepare your Carnation
Instant Breakfast,
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Mrs. Sheffield?
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You called me Mrs. Sheffield.
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I did. I did.
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-Say it again. Say it again.
-Mrs. Sheffield. Mrs. Sheffield.
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Can you get me a satellite dish?
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Look, we're only engaged.
Wait until after the honeymoon.
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I'll get you Ted Turner
on the roof with a hanger.
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Who is it?
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The future
Mrs. Sheffield's mother.
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Hi, Ma.
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So do we have a ring yet?
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Ma, you know that
when they caught the mugger
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they never recovered the ring.
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Meanwhile, that mugger's
girlfriend is giving him
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the conjugal visit of his life.
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Darling, it's not
a real engagement
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until I can take
my daughter's hand
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and say, "Stick these karats
in your soup, Mrs. Glickman."
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Well, you know, we're gonna use
the pop top for a while.
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I mean, Max and I love
each other
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and that's all that
really matters.
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I don't care
if I ever get a ring.
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All right. She's turning into
a shiksa right before my eyes.
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-Hi, sweetie.
-Darling.
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How are you feeling? Any better?
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A little. My back is still a bit
stiff from the mugging.
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You know what's good for that?
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Walking.
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Have you ever tried walking
through the Diamond District?
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As a matter of fact, Sylvia,
I've set the whole morning aside
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to take your daughter shopping
for an engagement ring.
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You know, we should go to my
Uncle Stanley's jewelry store
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on 47th Street.
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He has got a gold-plated
borscht belt chess set
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with a Joey Bishop bishop.
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That's probably gone.
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I'd really rather go
to my jeweler at Cartier.
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-Retail?
-Retail?
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Out of the question.
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Stanley would be so insulted
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if his future nephew
didn't at least stop by.
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All right.
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But I have to call C.C. first.
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You know, I forgot to tell her
about the engagement.
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Oh, I've taken care of that
for you, sir.
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[door bell chimes]
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♪Fran and Maxwell are engaged
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♪It looks like
You're the loser
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♪She'll be happy all her days
And you'll become a boozer
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♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Til her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell
make-up
But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style! She had
flair!
She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪
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I know you can't get your house
keys copied at Cartier,
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but a lot of people say they do
have a lot of very nice stuff.
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Oh, Maxwell, look at this. Uncle
Stanley designed this himself.
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It's a lion's head made out
of four ounces of diamond chips.
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He calls it the quarter pounder.
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Franny.
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Uncle Stanley.
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-Hi.
-Hello, Stanley.
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What's with the hand?
You're practically family.
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You know, this girl is like
a daughter to me.
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You can have anything
in the store at cost.
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Plus 20% to cover
expenses. You understand.
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Tell me, Stanley.
What grade is that stone there?
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I don't like to label.
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Mmm. Is that a crack?
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If you have to ask,
how big could it be?
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My God, this has to be the
gaudiest thing I've ever seen.
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Eighty-six it. If you like it,
I'll try and work him down.
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No, I'm sorry, Stanley, but I
really don't think you have
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the kind of ring
that we're looking for.
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You need keys?
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-Well...
-Well, maybe for the back door.
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Oh, I can't believe
we're in Cartier.
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And just look at
all these diamonds.
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Of course, we carry an exquisite
selection of De Beers.
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Oh, beer sounds good. I'm a
little parched. Grab me a Heiny.
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Oh, Maxwell.
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Darling, I just want you
to be happy.
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Oh, my God.
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It's the most gorgeous thing
I've ever seen.
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Do you think the stone
is too big for my finger?
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I can find you
something smaller.
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Oh, no, I'll just grow my nail.
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So, what do you think?
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Let me see.
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Oh no,
Now, that taka is a gezunt ring.
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You know, technically,
the kids are Jewish now.
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It goes by the mother.
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-Oh, maybe that's Ms. Babcock.
-Oh!
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She hasn't seen the ring yet.
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It is Ms. Babcock. It is.
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Their next gig will be tapping
on your grave.
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What are you so happy about?
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Hoover introduce
its spring line?
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No, I'm just happy
about Ms. Fine's engagement.
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They ain't married yet.
I haven't seen a ring.
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Well, then, C.C. Babcock,
come on down.
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Well, it's beautiful.
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I have to get back to work.
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Fran, I just got a phone call.
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Apparently, we made
Liz Smith's column.
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Oh, wait a minute. Here it is.
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Oh, look at that.
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"Maxwell Sheffield,
Tony Award winner,
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is marrying the help."
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Well, you know the old saying,
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"It doesn't matter what
they say about you
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as long as they
spell your name right."
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"Fran Fone."
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Don't let that bother you,
Ms. Fine.
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The Claringtons cordially invite
Mr. Maxwell Sheffield
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and his fiancée, Fran Fine,
to the social event of the year.
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Oh, do you realize that this is
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the very first thing
that acknowledges me
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as your future wife?
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Oh, I'm going to have to take
this right down to Kinko's
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because everyone is telling Ma
she's a big fat liar.
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-Where is it?
-I can't remember.
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No!
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It's possible I left it
under Ms. Babcock's sandwich.
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This is the most exclusive
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clothing store
in all of New York.
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Apparently, it's so exclusive
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they don't even
let the clothes in.
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Where do you think
their regulars are?
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There.
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Miss. Excuse me. Hello.
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I'm sorry, the ladies' room
is for customers only.
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I happen to have an appointment.
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I have a very important affair
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that I need something
very special for.
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Well, then maybe you should try
down the street
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at Flash and Trash.
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Is that store not great or what?
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Darling, it's obvious
you're cranky
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because you haven't had lunch.
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Ever.
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But my daughter
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is engaged to Maxwell Sheffield,
the Broadway producer.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You're Fran Fone.
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Yes, that is to whom
you are speaking.
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And this is my Ma.
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Enchantee.
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And this is my dear friend,
Valerie Toriello
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of the Flushing Meadows
Toriellos.
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North of the tire
recycling center.
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Well, may I interest any of you
in an Issey Miyake?
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Oh, I'll try it.
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Is it anything like rumaki?
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I mean, is it
in the same family?
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Oh, Val, I'm so nervous
about this dinner party.
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I just want to make
a good impression, you know?
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Help me find something that
makes me look a little less...
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Happy hour?
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-Yeah.
-Huh-huh.
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How about...
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Well, this. How about this?
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No good?
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You look like you swallowed
an accordion.
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Oh... Girl, come here.
Come here.
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You are very upset
by this marriage, aren't you?
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No, I love Fran
and Daddy does too.
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No, he doesn't.
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Ms. Babcock, as hard as this is,
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you have to accept it so that
you can move on with your life.
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I've tried.
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I've really tried,
but you don't know
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how hard it is for me.
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I'm so alone in this world.
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The only men I ever meet
are the ones I audition.
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Do you know how many
straight chorus boys
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there are in this town?
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I do.
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The only thing I have
to look forward to
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is saying goodbye to Niles.
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Maxwell told me they were going
to fire him
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when they got married.
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I knew you were there.
You reek of Tilex.
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Oh, Fran.
You look absolutely stunning.
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I can't wait to get there
and show you off.
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Well, maybe afterwards,
we could take a stroll
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through my old neighborhood
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and I can show you off.
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Although, then I'd have to leave
the ring at home. No.
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-I'll go get the car.
-Okay.
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Oh, Niles, I'm so nervous
about this party tonight.
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What do I have in common
with these people?
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You've been to parties
like this before?
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Yeah, but I was never invited.
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Oh, well. What the hell.
Wish me luck.
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Oh, you don't need luck,
Ms. Fine.
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You have style. You have flair.
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That's how you became the nanny.
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Oh, Niles, it is just all
so romantic.
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I mean, it's so magical.
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He treats me like a princess.
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[car honking]
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I'm coming!
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Oh, we are so married.
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I'll tell you, I just love
what you've done to your house.
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You know, my aunt has
a ceiling mural too.
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Only she's got
a cottage cheese ceiling,
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so all the cherubs look like
they have acne.
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It's not as nice.
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-Hello, darling.
-Hi, sweetie.
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Maxwell, your fiancée is
just delightful.
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Wherever did you find her?
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Well, believe it or not,
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she just turned up
at my doorstep,
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selling cosmetics.
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I believe it.
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It's just like that film
with Richard Gere
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when he married the hooker.
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I remind you of Julia Roberts?
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Thanks.
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And I thought I wasn't going
to fit in.
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So, Kyle, tell me,
how's your portfolio holding up
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with all this business
in the Asian markets?
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Oh, still in the black, but I'm
thinking of consolidating.
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You know,
speaking of consolidating,
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you have so much
smoked salmon left over.
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I'm going to condense it
to one plate.
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You'll have lox and eggs
all weekend.
253
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Is this caviar still good?
254
00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:53,216
Let's see.
255
00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:01,100
I can't tell unless I have it
on toast point.
256
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,200
Do you believe
how they're ripping apart
257
00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:09,116
Maxwell Sheffield's fiancée?
258
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:10,300
Oh, it's disgraceful.
259
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:14,000
I would die if they talked
behind my back that way.
260
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,160
I feel so sorry for her.
261
00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:26,250
Oh, Ma.
262
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,433
There I thought
that I was really fitting in
263
00:14:28,466 --> 00:14:31,333
and they were really
liking me and...
264
00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:35,160
They were just laughing at me
behind my back.
265
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,116
Oh, I don't know.
266
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:38,116
For the first time,
I'm beginning to wonder
267
00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:40,316
maybe I'm not good enough
for Maxwell.
268
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,433
What did they serve?
269
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:50,000
Ma, I'm pouring my heart out
to you.
270
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:52,166
Medallions of beef
with a so-so bearnaise.
271
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,200
Darling, do you remember
when we went
272
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:56,433
to the Doral Hotel
273
00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:58,830
-in Miami Beach?
-Yeah.
274
00:14:58,116 --> 00:15:03,200
And I went to the pool bar
wearing a string bikini?
275
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:06,350
Do you know why people
were laughing behind my back?
276
00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:09,433
Because that was the view
that was funny?
277
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,233
No. Because they were jealous.
278
00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:16,483
Because I dared to be different.
279
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,133
You're different. Unique.
280
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,366
What was the dessert?
281
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:26,233
Oh, Ma, you know, I know you're
just trying to help me,
282
00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:28,483
but sometimes you don't want
to be different.
283
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,200
Sometimes you just want
to fit in.
284
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,366
Hello, Fran.
285
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,383
Hi.
286
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,216
Oh, hello, Ma.
287
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:44,160
Well, that was
supremely awkward.
288
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,316
Would you mind if we stick
with Sylvia?
289
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:47,283
Oh, of course.
290
00:15:47,316 --> 00:15:50,100
I mean, it's all so new.
291
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,200
I mean, we hardly see
each other.
292
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,316
Maybe I should come over
more often.
293
00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:57,166
Ma!
294
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,160
Ma! It's the most natural thing
in the world!
295
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,200
See?
296
00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,100
So has your daughter been
telling you
297
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,433
what a smash hit
she was last night?
298
00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:07,500
Oh, let's not rehash my triumph.
299
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:08,416
It was a wonderful evening.
I loved them.
300
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,330
They loved me.
We loved each other.
301
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,300
Well, that's good
because I invited them all
302
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,466
over here Saturday night
for dinner.
303
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,366
Yeah, you know,
the Broadway investor
304
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,483
is a dying breed
305
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,830
and all these people
are potential backers.
306
00:16:21,116 --> 00:16:24,100
Whom I'm sure you will charm
just like you did last night.
307
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,100
Oh, good, honey.
Can't wait. Bye.
308
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,383
Oh, Ma, can you believe that?
309
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:33,500
He's invited them all over
for dinner
310
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:35,166
and he's gonna be counting on me
311
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,333
and I'm going to humiliate him.
312
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:40,183
What are you going to serve?
313
00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:02,366
Would you like some company?
314
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:06,433
Why would you want
to sit next to me?
315
00:17:06,466 --> 00:17:07,483
Because you got the chicken.
316
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:12,000
Here you go.
317
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:15,300
It was extra crispy,
but I've been crying.
318
00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:23,366
I know you.
319
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,200
Your picture was
in the society column.
320
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:28,000
You're Fran Fone.
321
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,283
You read the society column?
322
00:17:32,316 --> 00:17:34,233
Oh, read it, sleep on it,
whatever.
323
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,500
Why are you crying?
324
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:42,383
Oh, I don't want to burden you
with my problems.
325
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:45,316
Oh. Would you like a hanky?
326
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,150
Thank you.
327
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:49,366
No.
328
00:17:52,483 --> 00:17:56,216
Oh, did you ever feel
like you didn't belong?
329
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,366
Like you were a complete loser
330
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,400
and you were about to disappoint
the man of your dreams?
331
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,116
Yeah.
332
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:10,183
Look at me, going on and on
about my problems
333
00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:13,116
when I have so much
to be grateful for.
334
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,116
You know what?
335
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,383
Let me give you my home address
336
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:20,233
and if ever you're
in the neighborhood
337
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,330
and you're hungry,
338
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,216
please stop by,
we always have lots of chicken.
339
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:29,830
But if a woman named Sylvia
answers the door,
340
00:18:29,116 --> 00:18:30,150
you're out of luck.
341
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,660
Here you go.
342
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,416
You're a very sweet young lady
343
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:40,133
and I can't imagine that you
could disappoint any man.
344
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,483
Aw.
345
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,330
Say, would you like
a Life Saver?
346
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:48,383
Thank you, no.
347
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,216
Well, I've heard
of fashionably late,
348
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:59,200
but three hours
is bloody avant-garde.
349
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,300
Well, this is a disaster.
350
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,830
I've got enough shrimp
to feed 45 people.
351
00:19:03,116 --> 00:19:04,166
Oh, don't worry, Niles.
352
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,150
I'll invite Ma
to brunch tomorrow.
353
00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:08,400
Oh, great. Now I have to go out
and get more.
354
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,383
I just don't understand.
Is it me?
355
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,100
Did I say something
to offend them?
356
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:17,250
You know, honey,
a lot of people drive Jaguars,
357
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:20,250
so you're bound to get
some anti-British sentiment.
358
00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:25,483
Oh, sweetie, you know,
you did do something.
359
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,283
You're such a rich, classy,
society guy
360
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:32,250
and you're marrying
so beneath you.
361
00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:35,160
What are you talking about?
362
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,330
The reason why
nobody is here tonight
363
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,133
is because they hated me.
364
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:42,350
They were all laughing
behind my back.
365
00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:45,133
I'm the reason why you're losing
366
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,100
all of your
potential new backers.
367
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,450
Niles, what time is it?
368
00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:51,416
-It's 9:07.
-Remember that time.
369
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:54,166
This is the moment
Maxwell Sheffield realizes
370
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,330
he couldn't possibly
marry Nanny Fine.
371
00:19:57,483 --> 00:20:00,330
Well, to hell with them.
372
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,166
Oh, my poor darling.
373
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,830
Don't you realize you're worth
more to me than any of them.
374
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:10,660
I love you.
375
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,483
Nine-o-seven and ten seconds.
376
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,316
Oh, please.
377
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,400
Let's see just how far
that love takes you
378
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,100
when you're standing on a corner
379
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:22,500
with a sign
around your neck that says,
380
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,150
"Will produce revival
of Brigadoon for food."
381
00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:32,233
-Good evening, sir.
-Hello.
382
00:20:32,266 --> 00:20:34,830
I believe I was invited.
383
00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:36,316
Oh, my God. Would you excuse me
a minute, Fran?
384
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:39,300
Oh, no. I'll take care of this.
I met him in the park
385
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,483
and I told him that
if he were hungry,
386
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,383
he can come by
and I'd give him some food.
387
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,350
And maybe a couple of bucks.
388
00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:47,233
-What are you talking about?
-What?
389
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:51,216
This is Preston Collier.
I invited him.
390
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,116
When Bill Gates needs to borrow
a cup of money,
391
00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:56,433
this is the door he knocks on.
392
00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:58,250
Preston, I'm so glad
you could make it.
393
00:20:58,283 --> 00:20:59,283
Thank you.
394
00:20:59,316 --> 00:21:02,233
You have
a wonderful woman here, Max.
395
00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:04,160
You know, she thought
I was hungry
396
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,300
and she invited me
right into your home.
397
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:10,830
Me, someone she just met
on a park bench.
398
00:21:10,116 --> 00:21:14,133
That is so sweet
and so like her.
399
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,216
Don't ever do that again.
400
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,383
So if you're rich, then what
were you doing hanging out
401
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,383
in Preston Collier Park?
402
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,383
Oh, wait a minute.
403
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,116
You know, Max, I don't
ordinarily invest in shows,
404
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:34,283
but you obviously have
impeccable taste.
405
00:21:34,316 --> 00:21:37,160
Whatever amount it is,
count me in.
406
00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:41,366
I'm calling it.
Time of death, 9:10.
407
00:21:48,483 --> 00:21:51,316
-Hi.
-Hi, Sylvia.
408
00:21:52,283 --> 00:21:55,400
Oh, darlings, I understand.
409
00:21:55,433 --> 00:21:59,416
You're still not comfortable
calling me Grandma yet.
410
00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:01,450
It's still new.
411
00:22:01,483 --> 00:22:04,216
Maybe if I came by more often...
412
00:22:06,483 --> 00:22:08,830
-Grandma.
-Nana.
413
00:22:08,116 --> 00:22:09,250
Bubbe.
414
00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,266
[theme music playing]
415
00:22:44,383 --> 00:22:46,300
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