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Some water?
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[whimpers]
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You know, Fran,
it's boiling in here.
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If Mr. Sheffield's
having auditions,
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why don't you just put
on the air conditioner?
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Val, I'm not gonna have a bunch
of chorus girls auditioning
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for my future husband
in a place that might be nippy.
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Fran, don't be so insecure.
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These women wanna be famous
in the theater.
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Not famous for marrying
a millionaire husband.
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Oh, my God,
there's Marla Maples.
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-Oh, hello, Ms. Maples.
-Hi.
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-I'm Fran Fine. This is Val.
-Hi.
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-Hi.
-Oh, I must say,
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I am just so sorry
about you and the you-know-who.
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But I'm sure that you must have
met someone already
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and you're completely
unavailable.
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Oh, honey, I am not about to go
jump into another relationship.
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I am on my own
and I've got my career going on.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, well, you know.
It's really none of my business.
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Break a leg.
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You see, Fran?
She's not after Mr. Sheffield.
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Shh! Val!
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You thought I was after Maxwell?
[laughs]
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[both laughing]
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Me and Max
were over a long time ago.
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Say what, now?
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Well, back when me
and you-know-who were separated,
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Max and I had a little, um...
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Oh, you know.
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No, I don't know.
Embellish, bubbie.
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Well, we sort of, uh...
Well, we had a...
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Well, we really flirted a lot.
[chuckles]
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Who knows, if things
had been different, maybe...
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Ms. Maples,
Mr. Sheffield asked me
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to tell you
that he's very sorry,
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but the part's been cast.
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He will however keep you in mind
for roles in the future.
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You know what they say,
one door closes, another opens.
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Oh, look at that. [laughs]
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I have not waited
around five years
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for some little shiksa
to come in and ruin my wedding.
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-Oh! Thank you, Niles.
-[chuckles]
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You know, you could be Ma
if it weren't for the whiskers.
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-Although...
-[chuckles]
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If anyone needs me,
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I'll be upstairs
preparing the guest room.
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-Oh, why? Who's coming?
-Mr. Sheffield's brother, Nigel.
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-He's arriving any minute.
-Oh, that's great
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because, you know,
we haven't seen Nigel
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since I almost ran off
and married him on the boat.
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I know. Oh, my God, Fran.
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-What are you gonna do?
-I don't know.
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You know,
I've kept this whole thing
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a secret from Maxwell
all this time.
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I'd keep going with that.
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Oh, my God. That's him.
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What am I gonna do?
Okay, now wait. Don't panic.
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Calm down. Calm down. All right,
look. You know what?
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It happened
a year and a half ago.
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Right.
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-We're adults.
-Yeah.
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We'll act like nothing happened.
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-That's all. Okay.
-[Val] Yeah.
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-Hi.
-Hello, darling.
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So, how have you been?
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♪ She was working
in a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair
she was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪
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Oh, darling,
you look even hotter
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than the last time I saw you.
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Aah! Ow! [exclaims]
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Are you crazy?
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What happened between you and me
is over and in the past.
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My heart now belongs to Maxwell.
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So would you knock it off
with the "darling" stuff?
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But baby, you're the love
of my life.
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-Aww!
-Poor Nigel,
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how I have devastated you.
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But you're just going to have
to get on with your life.
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No matter how difficult it is.
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Haha.Bonjour!
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Oh, Fran, meet Genevièève.
The love of my life.
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Oh well, that was
a quick recovery.
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Oh, you must be so happy
to marry again, no?
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Oh, actually,
this is my first time.
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Really? How old are you?
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Mm. Well, I don't know
the metric conversion.
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Listen, I gotta talk to you.
You cannot breathe a word
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-to your brother...
-Nigel!
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Oh, yeah, look who's here.
Nigel's here.
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We were just making out. Up, up!
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Making up for lost time.
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-Congratulations, you old dog!
-Thank you.
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-This is Genevièève.
-Hello.
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-Hello.
-Genevièève is the girl
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-with whom Nigel is involved.
-Oh.
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You know what, Fran?
I think I should go.
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I'm afraid I might slip
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-and say something...
-All right, Val. Go, go.
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Goodbye, Val, bye.
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-Oh, so you're Fran.
-Yes.
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Now I remember.
She is the girl you almost...
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Oh! Now, Genevièève's gonna go.
It's jet lag, honey.
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Take her to her room.
Bye, Genevièève.
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Maxwell, we have three dancers
to see.
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Nigel, I didn't know
you were coming.
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Yeah. C.C.'s been away.
On holiday.
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Oh, yes, I heard.
You went crackers.
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-Nigel.
-No, Maxwell.
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It's quite all right.
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They told us the most important
part of our recovery
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is admitting
that we have a problem.
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The truth is, I was fine
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and I'm suing the hell out
of those quacks.
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Nigel, if you'll excuse us,
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I have these auditions
to attend to,
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-but I'll see you at dinner.
-Okay.
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Yeah, okay. Well, we'll see you
at supper.
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Don't you worry about us.
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Nigel. Nigel. You can't breathe
a word of this to Maxwell
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because he doesn't know about
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you and I almost running off
and getting married together
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and we have a very honest
and trusting relationship,
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but you don't have that
relationship with him
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so you can lie through
your teeth.
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Darling, darling, don't worry.
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We don't share anything.
We're English.
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-Oh! Oh!
-If I started telling Max
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about all the birds
I was in love with,
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well, we'd be here all year.
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Oh, well, thanks.
You meant a lot to me too.
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[chuckles]
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-Just sign here, sir.
-There we are.
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-Thank you.
-Right.
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Oh, Niles, I just heard
that Maxwell
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asked Nigel to be his best man.
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Oh, but don't let
it get you down.
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You'll always be
the bride's maid. [laughs]
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I'm not a bit upset
that he chose his brother.
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If anything, I expected you
to be the best man.
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Another wedding gift, Ms. Fine.
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Oh, my God, look.
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It's a box from Tiffany.
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His side.
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Oh, no. It's a blender
from Costco.
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-Our side.
-Our side.
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You know, at my wedding,
in the old country,
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I got a blender, too.
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Her name was Pola.
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She could take an apple
in her bare hand
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and squeeze the juice
right into the glass.
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So, Fran, have you decided
on the band
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that you wanna play
at your wedding?
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-Well...
-Your Aunt Marilyn
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wants her son's Hasidic
heavy metal band to play.
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What kind of a name
is "Smashing Pupiks" anyway?
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Oh, come on. Every man has a
bachelor party. It's tradition.
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Yeah, Dad, it's tradition.
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Uh, would you excuse us
a minute, Grace, please?
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You're asking me to leave?
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I have to explain
Dawson's Creek
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Come on, Fran, tell him.
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A bachelor party
doesn't bother you, right?
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You want me to encourage him
to go to a party
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with naked women
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dancing and pressing themselves
up against him?
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Oh, I think that's so degrading
to women.
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Quite frankly, I find it
a complete turn-off.
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I think you should have one.
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Yes. We're gonna have
a bachelor party!
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-Yeah.
-And you're too young to come.
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Fran, I cannot believe
you're letting him have one.
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I mean, they're so degrading
to women.
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Me, I'm not comfortable
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with my Sammy
looking at other girls.
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Yetta, Sammy is blind.
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Yeah, but he sees
with his hands.
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-You're very naive, darling.
-Why?
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I know a man
who canceled the wedding
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because he ran off with the girl
who came out of the cake.
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-Who?
-Daddy.
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Well, isn't that ironic?
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You were in the cake
and now the cake's in you.
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[cackles]
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Oh, Ma, I trust Maxwell.
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Besides, he is just so uptight.
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I mean, he can't even bring
himself to peel the skin
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off of a breast of chicken.
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So get this, right?
They blow up this pool
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and then these girls fill it
with this green gelatin.
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Oh, and you know what they say,
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"There's always room
for gelatin."
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I wanna go. I love jiggly stuff.
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Oh, Ma, I trust Maxwell.
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You heard him. He doesn't have
any interest in this stuff.
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He's only doing it
to humor Nigel.
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Yeah, and I went to Hershey,
Pennsylvania to see the Amish.
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[dance music playing]
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Well, of course, Nigel,
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you realize it's a brand new
computer system.
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They're still trying work out
all the jugs, bugs!
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You said "jugs," bro.
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I know what I said.
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Come on, Max, you're having
a good time. Admit it.
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Well, I'm not denying
it does have a certain...
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Wow, is she built like a brick?
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...charm to it.
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But let's face it, it is totally
bereft of any dignity.
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Fabulous party, sir.
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Fabulous.
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Well, big brother.
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Here's to your final week
of freedom.
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-Better thee than me.
-[clink]
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Oh, now, wait a minute, Nigel.
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Now, Fran is a wonderful woman.
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You don't know
what you're missing.
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To the future
Mrs. Maxwell Sheffield.
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[exclaims] Hear, hear.
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-Mm. To my future wife.
-Cheers.
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Mm. You know,
she could just as easily
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have been your sister-in-law
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if she accepted my proposal
last time I was here.
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-Abso-bloody-lutely.
-Yup.
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-What?
-Well, you're a lucky man, Max.
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If she had met me on the boat
like we planned,
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-she'd be my wife today.
-[clink]
247
00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:02,483
You proposed to Fran?
248
00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,333
Surprise!
249
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,200
You almost married my brother?
250
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,133
See you.
251
00:11:21,283 --> 00:11:24,216
Why won't you listen to me?
252
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:28,133
I told you that nothing happened
between me and Nigel.
253
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:30,416
I find it hard to believe
that a man and a woman
254
00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:32,433
could spend so much
time together
255
00:11:32,466 --> 00:11:36,500
with so much sexual tension,
without anything happening.
256
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,166
Really? I don't.
257
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,000
I just can't believe
you and Nigel were...
258
00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:49,333
While you and I were...
You know.
259
00:11:49,366 --> 00:11:51,366
No, I don't know,
because technically,
260
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,233
you and I were nothing
because you were so scared
261
00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:56,483
you couldn't even make up
your mind about what we weren't.
262
00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,000
But, but you knew how I felt
about you.
263
00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:02,300
Well, I thought I did when
you told me that you loved me.
264
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,660
But then you took it back.
265
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,166
Oh!
266
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,216
Why do you always have
to bring that up?
267
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,000
Why? Does it make you feel bad
and guilty?
268
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,266
-Yes.
-Well, that's why
269
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,483
I always have to bring it up.
270
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:18,830
-A-ha! And there he is.
-Oh, come on, Max.
271
00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:19,300
You're overreacting.
272
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,183
How was I supposed to know
you were in love with Fran?
273
00:12:21,216 --> 00:12:22,433
You never paid her
any attention.
274
00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:24,350
You said flat-out there was
nothing going on between you.
275
00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:26,450
Don't you know what that means?
276
00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:28,400
How long have you known me?
277
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:31,433
Well, you know,
to be quite honest,
278
00:12:31,466 --> 00:12:33,183
I mean, you are not the most
communicative person...
279
00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:37,100
I would tread very lightly
right now if I were you.
280
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:39,000
Treading lightly.
Treading lightly.
281
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:42,500
Well, obviously, I can't get
through to you, so I'm leaving
282
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:43,300
and I'm taking the woman
that I love.
283
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:46,330
Nigel, I don't love you.
284
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,330
Now, get it through your head
already and let it go.
285
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:49,400
Oh, you're talking about
Frenchy. Yeah, go get her.
286
00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:54,250
Come on, honey, let's sit down
and talk about this.
287
00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:58,160
No, I, uh, I don't have anything
to say to you, Fran.
288
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,383
You have plunged a knife
into my heart and twisted it.
289
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,160
Are you sure there's no
Jewish blood in you?
290
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,133
I just can't believe you could
do something like this
291
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,830
and then not have the character
to tell me about it.
292
00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:17,400
[sighs]
293
00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:19,216
Thank you, officer.
294
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:25,483
Did somebody forget something
at the party?
295
00:13:30,366 --> 00:13:32,830
He loves me not.
296
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,500
He loves me not.
297
00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:37,450
He loves me not.
298
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,116
Oh, Ma.
299
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:44,383
Darling, your eyes are all red.
Have you been crying?
300
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:47,366
Oh, the most horrible thing
happened.
301
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:51,433
I knew it. The caterer won't
make a twice-baked potato.
302
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,400
Why do you always assume
the worst?
303
00:13:57,350 --> 00:14:01,416
Ma, I never told you this,
but like a year and a half ago,
304
00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:05,300
I almost ran off and married
Maxwell's brother Nigel.
305
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,450
[gasps]
306
00:14:06,483 --> 00:14:08,316
You could have been married
a year and a half ago?
307
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,316
The thing is,
I never told Maxwell about it
308
00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,330
and now he's found out
309
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,433
and the whole wedding
could be in jeopardy.
310
00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:19,266
Oh, my God.
311
00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:23,316
-Did you hear?
-I'm nauseous already.
312
00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:26,450
This is your fault. You had her
for all the birthdays up to 29.
313
00:14:26,483 --> 00:14:30,660
And you had her for
all the birthdays back to it.
314
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,300
Oh, stop it, you two.
315
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,200
This isn't about you,
it's about me and my life.
316
00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:36,100
I'm the one that messed up.
317
00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,183
I'm the one that almost ran out
on Maxwell.
318
00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:40,166
I'm the one that... Oh, you see?
319
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,416
This is why they threw the book
at me in traffic court.
320
00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:48,660
-Good afternoon.
-Sir.
321
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,250
Son,
we're gonna leave you alone
322
00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:54,150
and give you the space
to work it out.
323
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,333
Oh, Maxwell, I've been... What?
324
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,330
Let's go in there.
325
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:09,166
They walked into another room.
326
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,100
We should have had a plan B.
327
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:15,383
Oh, Maxwell, I, I know that
I was wrong.
328
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,316
I should have told you.
329
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:21,433
I promise you, I will never ever
keep anything from you again.
330
00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:23,183
With my own brother?
331
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,166
Well, exactly.
332
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,383
I... I thought you didn't
want me anymore
333
00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:30,133
and I found him very attractive.
334
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,250
I had "Sheffieldmania."
335
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:37,350
You know, not the real thing,
but an incredible simulation.
336
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,283
I just feel very betrayed, Fran.
337
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,133
Well, what did you expect?
338
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,316
I mean you took back telling me
that you loved me
339
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:48,160
and then you're surprised
I didn't wait around for you?
340
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:52,500
That's not fair.
You can't have it both ways.
341
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:53,383
Look, you know,
I'm just beginning to think
342
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,266
that you're making
such a big megillah
343
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:58,166
about all this because you're
looking for an excuse
344
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,483
to take back your commitment
tome.
345
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,283
Well, I'm sorry if you feel
that way, Fran, but I...
346
00:16:04,316 --> 00:16:07,166
I just can't forgive you yet.
347
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,250
Well, then. You know what?
348
00:16:08,283 --> 00:16:10,000
I'm gonna make it
real easy for you.
349
00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:11,433
Here, take back your ring.
350
00:16:11,466 --> 00:16:13,416
[Sylvia] Why,
for the love of God?
351
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,660
[Nigel] No!
352
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,366
You can't do this.
353
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,100
I already dyed my shoes.
354
00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:28,400
If you leave,
355
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:32,300
I'm gonna throw myself
in the Hudson River.
356
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:36,133
Ma, flooding New Jersey
is not gonna solve anything.
357
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,150
Hello, hello.
358
00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:43,333
Nanny Fine, about your wedding,
359
00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:45,216
I just came back
from Crate & Barrel...
360
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,400
Shopping for a dress?
361
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,333
No, but I did see something
362
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:53,183
you'd just love
at Husky Butler Boys.
363
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,266
Nanny Fine, what's with the
suitcase? Where are you going?
364
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,333
Well, you'll be happy to know
365
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,350
Maxwell and I
had a terrible fight
366
00:17:01,383 --> 00:17:02,400
and I gave him back the ring
367
00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:04,483
-and the wedding is off.
-What?
368
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,400
He thinks Fran had
an infidelity.
369
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:11,166
Oh, please. You've been hanging
around him for five years.
370
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,830
You're the biggest
doormat there is.
371
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:19,000
I know and wouldn't you think
that would count for something?
372
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,416
And when did he get
so holier-than-thou?
373
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:24,366
You don't think Maxwell
Sheffield has a roving eye?
374
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,160
I've caught him checking me out
in the office.
375
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,500
Shut up.
376
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,000
Let me tell you,
Maxwell Sheffield
377
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,316
has not spent every night
378
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:36,133
of the last five years
doing a one-man show.
379
00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:40,366
Ms. Babcock,
I think you're on to something.
380
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,283
Ma, help me unpack.
381
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,283
You do realize
that you might have just
382
00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:54,100
pushed them
into a reconciliation.
383
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,283
I know. That damn Prozac
384
00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:58,433
is turning me
into a caring human being.
385
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:04,133
And they said there'd be
no harmful side effects.
386
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:16,416
Uh, Maxwell, I just wanted
to tell you
387
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:18,250
that I've been thinking
about things
388
00:18:18,283 --> 00:18:21,250
and I really understand
how you must feel.
389
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:26,133
I mean, I'd be really upset
if you did the same thing to me.
390
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:29,283
Well, I appreciate
you're saying that, Fran.
391
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,316
There's really no need
to give back the ring.
392
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:37,216
I'm sure I will get
through this eventually.
393
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:41,350
But you know, it's important
for you to understand that
394
00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:43,466
if two people don't have trust,
395
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,216
if they can't be completely
open and honest with each other,
396
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:53,330
then all they have is... Marla.
Marla. I mean, Ms. Maples.
397
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,366
Hello, Maxwell. I haven't seen
you since that night we...
398
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,266
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, goodness.
399
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,200
How long ago was that now?
Oh, six, seven years?
400
00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:02,316
A year and a half.
401
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,433
Oh, really? Really? That long.
402
00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:06,333
Well, my, how time flies.
403
00:19:06,366 --> 00:19:10,330
Anyway, Marla, thank you for
dropping by, and listen, um...
404
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,660
about that part you're
interested in, it's yours.
405
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,116
I'll call you.No, no, no.
I won't call you.
406
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:18,133
Uh... Agent.
I'll call your agent.
407
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,450
Okay, I'll just show Marla out.
408
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:25,166
-Oh, thanks, Marl.
-No problem, sweetie.
409
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,283
I don't want you to go through
what I'm going through.
410
00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:30,383
Every day, I kick myself
about the man that got away.
411
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:33,466
Listen, it didn't work out
for you and Donald, but...
412
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,300
-Not Donald.
-Oh.
413
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,350
Maxwell.
414
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:41,330
Your cab's waiting.
415
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,333
Now, well, I'm glad everything
got straightened out.
416
00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:50,483
So, uh, what do you say
about a spot of dinner, hmm?
417
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,183
-What are you in the mood for?
-Oh, I don't know.
418
00:19:53,216 --> 00:19:55,830
Could you go for a little crow?
419
00:19:56,450 --> 00:20:00,500
All right. All right.
Point well taken.
420
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,116
I'm, uh, I'm sorry.
421
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:05,660
I suppose I haven't been
much of a saint either.
422
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,160
Look, I only overreacted
because, well...
423
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,383
I didn't realize how close
I came to losing you.
424
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,160
And what would I have done
425
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,283
if you'd actually gotten
on that boat with Nigel?
426
00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:16,266
But I didn't. I'm here with you.
427
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,330
You know, there's a word
in Yiddish for that.
428
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:20,266
It'sbeshet.
429
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,160
Oh, what does that mean?
430
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,150
It means, "meant to be."
431
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:28,283
Because no matter what happens,
that's what we are, meant to be.
432
00:20:28,316 --> 00:20:31,166
We're naked without each other.
433
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,350
Like my finger.
434
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:38,100
Fran, I love you.
435
00:20:39,116 --> 00:20:40,300
I love you too.
436
00:20:41,383 --> 00:20:43,233
[Sylvia] It's back on.
437
00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:46,166
[Nigel] Praise the Lord!
438
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:57,216
Oh, look,
another food dehydrator.
439
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,250
Well, I suppose you can never
have too much jerky.
440
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,300
[doorbell rings]
441
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,366
Oh, I'm so excited.
442
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,383
They're delivering
my gift for you.
443
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:10,383
Oh, Yetta, you didn't
have to get me anything.
444
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:14,233
Oh, nonsense. I just got you
a bread maker.
445
00:21:14,266 --> 00:21:15,400
Oh!
446
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:21,400
Malka. Come on in.
447
00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:33,216
[theme music playing]
448
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:50,266
[theme music ends]