1 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:14,473 (Engine splutters) 2 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,936 You're floodin' it, booger. 3 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,275 (Coughing) 4 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:27,195 For god's sake, Izzy. 5 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:33,576 Here she comes. Let's go. 6 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,745 Come on, man. Come on. 7 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,418 - You gotta be kiddin'. - What? 8 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:45,630 "What" me, and you won't go to no comic-book convention. 9 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,882 I'm 18. I can go anywhere I want. 10 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,509 Yeah, but where you gonna live when you get back? 11 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:52,720 Mom, we gotta get goin'. 12 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:57,850 Drive careful, booger. He's the only son I've got. 13 00:00:57,934 --> 00:01:00,144 Ok, mrs b. 14 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,425 (Television) 15 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:41,811 (Jerry springer) I 'ii introduce you to a woman 16 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,813 who was delivered the surprise of her life. 17 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:46,482 After what seemed like a normal pregnancy, 18 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:49,610 doctors delivered to delores a very special child. 19 00:01:49,694 --> 00:01:51,779 A mother of two beautiful children, 20 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:57,493 delores held in her arms a boy with fur like a dog and a hairline like Eddie munster. 21 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:01,664 She's here with us today with her real-life, but sleeping, wolf baby. 22 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,500 Why not just give him a razor and some shaving cream? 23 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,669 He'll be shaving in a few years, anyway. 24 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:10,464 Well, actually, he seems to be quite allergic to shaving cream. 25 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:16,262 Seem to like it. They like to come up and touch his hair. 26 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,765 - So they don't tease him? - No, he's quite popular. 27 00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:21,726 Dandruff a problem? 28 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:25,313 No, I wash his hair twice a day, and brush a hundred strokes a night. 29 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:27,857 I can't believe this. 30 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:31,110 I think the question the audience really wants answered is, 31 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,362 what does the father look like? 32 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:37,158 - The father is completely bald. - Completely? 33 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,210 ( "The sun ain't gonna shine anymore" by Cher) 34 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,774 Loneliness 35 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,942 hello? 36 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,695 Is the cloak you wear 37 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:16,864 who's there? 38 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:20,868 A deep shade of blue 39 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,871 ls always there 40 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:30,419 the sun ain't gonna shine any more 41 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:34,673 the moon ain't gonna rise in the sky 42 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:40,221 the tears are always clouding your eyes 43 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:45,935 when you're without love 44 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:26,559 (Scully) "Dear special agent mulder, I'm writing to you for help." 45 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:30,187 "Several years ago, I had an experience I could not explain." 46 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:33,149 "I was lying in my bed when I felt a presence in the room." 47 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:37,528 "Though I was awake, I felt that something had taken control over my body." 48 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:43,200 "I don't remember much else, but I woke up three days later pregnant with my son Izzy." 49 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:50,040 "That was 18 years ago, but now it happened again." 50 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:53,461 "I was in bed, and could swear I heard Cher singing." 51 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,422 "The one who was married to Sonny." 52 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:01,510 "Then the room got all smoky and I saw some kind of monster." 53 00:05:01,594 --> 00:05:05,139 "He had a really gross face with lumps all over his head." 54 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:09,435 "I was too scared to scream. Then I got all groggy and conked out for three days." 55 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,645 "Guess what happened when I woke up." 56 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:13,856 "I got your name off the TV." 57 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:18,068 "Some lady on the Jerry springer show who had a werewolf baby 58 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:20,279 said you came to her house." 59 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:24,950 "I got her story beat by a mile, so maybe you'll want to come see me, too." 60 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:27,453 "Sincerely, shaineh berkowitz." 61 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:31,415 Scully, do you think it's too soon to get my own 1-900 number? 62 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,219 Did you actually see that werewolf baby or was that just a story? 63 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:46,597 No, it had something called hypertrichosis ianuginosa. 64 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,974 It's a rare hereditary condition, 65 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:52,061 most commonly found in some south American families. 66 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:55,773 Uh-huh. But it was all hairy and stuff? 67 00:05:55,856 --> 00:06:00,194 Uh, mrs berkowitz, you said that you also had a son? 68 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,613 Mm-hm. Izzy. That's him there. 69 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:09,370 And Izzy is the product of your union with some kind of intruder? 70 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:13,040 I don't know about no "union", but I sure woke up in a condition. 71 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,377 - Did you report this to the police? - Of course I did. 72 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,629 Was there an investigation? 73 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,840 Not really. Nobody here ever locks their doors. 74 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:25,261 And it took me a month or two to figure it out - that I was pregnant. 75 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:27,346 And now you're pregnant again? 76 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:32,434 Uh-huh. But as I told agent mulder on the phone, that's what takes the cake. 77 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:35,646 Mrs berkowitz had a tubal ligation two years ago. 78 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:40,901 You can't plant a seed in a barren field. 79 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,612 They were cookin' somethin' on the range. 80 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:47,241 Took me two days of scrubbin' to clean the skillet. 81 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,538 I don't know how many of 'em there were. I only saw one, 82 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,665 but they ate a whole jar of peanut butter. 83 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,376 You were gone three days, but nobody missed you? 84 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,963 - I know what you're thinkin'. - Do you drink, mrs berkowitz? 85 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:05,634 No. But I'm not so sure my intruders, as you call 'em, didn't have a few. 86 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:10,764 Somebody set a tumbler here and didn't use no coaster. 87 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:14,476 That's a family heirloom, too. 88 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,187 Is there no chance your son could've put it there? 89 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:21,400 Izzy's got more brains than that. Not much more, but he values his life. 90 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,153 That pigsty there's his room. 91 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:30,618 You know what this thing is, don't you, agent mulder? 92 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:34,371 - Why do you say that? - Because. You're all quiet and stuff. 93 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:39,001 And you know somethin' you're not sayin' - about alien abductions. 94 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:42,129 They said on Jerry springer you're, like, an expert. 95 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:45,966 Well, I don't think this has anything to do with alien abductions. 96 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:49,887 - I don't know if I believe in that any more. - Oh, come on! 97 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,222 - Really? - Mrs berkowitz? 98 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,434 You gave a description of the intruder, 99 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:58,103 saying he had a gross face and lumps on his head? 100 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,814 And two mouths. I don't know if I mentioned that. 101 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:03,651 Funny. Sounds just like this. 102 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,412 Oh, that? 103 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,456 That's the great mutato. 104 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:20,459 That's a comic-book character my kid Izzy created. 105 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,961 (Door opens) 106 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,215 What's goin' on? 107 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,426 These are agents mulder and Scully from the FBI. 108 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,096 The Federal Bureau of Investigation? 109 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:37,726 We were wondering how this suspect in your mother's case looks exactly like this. 110 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:41,689 - The great mutato. - Because I've seen him too. 111 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,608 You've seen the great mutato? 112 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,985 Yeah. A lot of people around here have. 113 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:50,239 Has it crossed neither of your minds that what you say you saw 114 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:53,659 fits perfectly with this creature that your son created? 115 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,828 Well, yeah, but... 116 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:59,289 That don't mean it didn't happen. 117 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,008 Don't ask me why, but it works. 118 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,557 Peanut butter sandwiches? 119 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,809 You think Bologna would be more effective? 120 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,561 Why are you humouring them, mulder? 121 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:24,815 I'm not, Scully. This is a very serious crime. 122 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:29,695 So is perjury. So is calling out FBI agents under false pretences. 123 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,656 - For the purpose of what? - Isn't it obvious? 124 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,994 I think what we're seeing here is an example of a culture 125 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,122 for whom daytime talk shows and tabloid headlines 126 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:43,751 have become a reality against which they measure their lives. 127 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:47,546 A culture so obsessed by the media and a chance for self-dramatisation 128 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,965 that they'll do anything to gain a spotlight. 129 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:53,719 I am alarmed that you would reduce these people to a cultural stereotype. 130 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,930 Not everybody's dream is to get on Jerry springer. 131 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:01,143 Psychologists often speak of the denial of an unthinkable evil 132 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,854 or a misplacement of shared fears. 133 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,857 Anxieties taking the form of a hideous monster 134 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,944 for whom the most horrific human attributes can be ascribed. 135 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:14,281 What... what we can't possibly imagine ourselves capable of, 136 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:19,953 we can blame on the ogre, on the hunchback, on the lowly half-breed. 137 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,455 (Clears throat) 138 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:29,254 Common sense will tell you these legends, these unverified rumours, are ridiculous. 139 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,590 But nonetheless, unverifiable, 140 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:35,010 and thus true, in the sense that they're believed to be true. 141 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,262 Is there anything you don't believe in? 142 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,431 - (Moaning) - Sh! 143 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,980 (Moaning) 144 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,359 What's that sound? 145 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,571 It's the great mutato! 146 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,947 - Where'd it go? - I don't know. I lost it. 147 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,870 There. Up there. 148 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,333 Turn that damn thing off! 149 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,007 You're on my property. 150 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,217 We're with the FBI. 151 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,720 - They're not. - We were... 152 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,557 We were chasing what they told us was a monster. 153 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,269 Monster? What did I tell you boys? 154 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,314 There ain't no monster. 155 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:13,567 I'll show you the monster you're lookin' for. 156 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,447 - Who sent you here? - Your father. 157 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,782 My father is a simpleton farmer. 158 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,994 He understands nothing of my scientific achievements. 159 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:28,165 - What achievements are those? - What makes you think you'd understand? 160 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,250 Well, I'm a scientist, for one. 161 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:34,671 Then you probably know that once in a generation, perhaps once in a lifetime, 162 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:39,343 a truth is uncovered which thrusts mankind into a shocking new consciousness, 163 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,971 turning accepted notions of our very existence on their head. 164 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:47,643 Consider relativity. The double helix. And now the homeotic hox gene, 165 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:51,855 for which I will undoubtedly have my place among the columbuses of science 166 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,107 as a visionary leader of men, yes? 167 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:57,069 What do you want me to do with these, dr Polidori? 168 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,492 Never mind. 169 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,662 What is the homeotic hox gene? 170 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,458 She's a scientist. Ask her. 171 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:18,590 I, uh... I believe that it has something to do with, um... growth and development. 172 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:21,677 If you two will excuse me, I don't have time for this. 173 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,555 I have to travel to the university of ingolstadt to deliver an address. 174 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,850 Sir, unless you want your scientific achievements 175 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,228 to end up as a footnote on the Jerry springer show, 176 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,231 I suggest that you make the time. 177 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,777 Jerry springer show? 178 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,906 Witness the morphogenesis of drosophila. 179 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,451 The fruit fly. 180 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:50,122 What you are watching has been going on for millennia - 181 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,792 since the cambrian period some 580 million short years ago, 182 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,711 when drosophila was first born. 183 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,422 See the elegant symmetry with which the pupa grows 184 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,425 into a series of beautiful segments. 185 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,013 What we have found... 186 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,473 What I have found 187 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,893 is that these segments represent a linear model 188 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:15,022 for the genetic development of our friend the fly. 189 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,607 Each gene is responsible 190 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,693 for the development of its corresponding segment - 191 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,946 the legs, the mouth, the body, posterior and anterior - 192 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:29,453 but which I, through my genius, can alter into a creation of my own. 193 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:34,041 Behold, proboscopedia. 194 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,218 This fly has legs... 195 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,512 Growing out of his mouth. 196 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,852 Why would you do that? 197 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,438 Because I can. 198 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,566 Could that be done in humans? 199 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,402 That would go against every scientific convention. 200 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,946 But could it be done? 201 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,115 Theoretically. 202 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,961 Good night, dr Frankenstein. 203 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,049 Despite what you might think, mulder, 204 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,636 designer mutations like these are virtually impossible on humans. 205 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,972 - That's not what I just heard. - Mulder, even if they could, 206 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:35,143 no scientist would even dare to perform these kind of experiments on a human. 207 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:39,397 - Well, then, why do them at all? - To... unlock the mysteries of genetics. 208 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,317 To understand why, even though we share the same genes, 209 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,736 we develop arms instead of wings, 210 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:48,740 we become humans instead of flies, or monsters. 211 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:53,912 But given the power, who could resist the temptation to create life in his own image? 212 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:58,375 We already have that ability, mulder. It's called procreation. 213 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,127 And first thing tomorrow morning, 214 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,630 I'm gonna verify the pregnancy of shaineh berkowitz. 215 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,899 - When are you comin' home again? - Huh? 216 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,485 - When are you comin' home again? - What? 217 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,363 - We were gonna have that talk. - Soon. 218 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,950 - Soon. We'll have our talk soon. - That's what you always say. 219 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,078 Elizabeth, you know how I feel about children. 220 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:40,417 - They're mewling little monsters. - But I want children. 221 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,295 What happened to our dream? 222 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:47,424 Of getting out of this place, getting away from this hick town? 223 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,843 I think that's your dream. 224 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:53,722 Elizabeth, what do you want? A baby? Or a nobel prize? 225 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,810 See you on Thursday. 226 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,878 (Sobs) 227 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,729 Hot plates! Hot, hot, hot! 228 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:30,694 Biscuits, fritters, grits, flapjacks, eggs - boiled, scrambled, poached and fried. 229 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,029 We got some monster grapefruits on the way. 230 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,948 Bigger than your head, almost. 231 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,617 I'd... I'd just like some coffee, thanks. 232 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,328 On the house. Compliments of jj. 233 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,956 That's with two js. 234 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,178 Is it true Jerry springer's comin' to town? 235 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,649 We've been had. 236 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,027 I'll save you the trouble of reading it. 237 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:16,656 It has everything that we talked about last night. Word for word. 238 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,492 Izzy berkowitz! 239 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:23,705 - Get your butt front and centre! - What did I do? 240 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:28,126 All I can say is, I hope the answer to that question is nothin'. 241 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:32,172 We believe you or one of your friends recorded our conversation last night 242 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,883 - and gave it to a newspaper reporter. - Me? 243 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:38,261 In order to promote your comic-book monster that you created. 244 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,889 - Do you own a tape recorder, Izzy? - Uh... 245 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,433 Christmas 1993! 246 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:59,741 (Scully) ..Of shared fears. Anxieties taking the form of a hideous monster 247 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,910 for whom the most horrific human... 248 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:05,330 - That's for starters! - ..What we can't possibly imagine... 249 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,665 (Fast-fon/vards tape) 250 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:11,544 - (Cher singing) - Hey. Hey, that's it! 251 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,254 Loneliness 252 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,799 that song was playing when I got knocked up. 253 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:20,053 - Is the cloak you wear - (deep voice joins in) ..Cloak you wear 254 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,681 - who the hell is that? - That's the voice we heard in the woods. 255 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,643 That's him. The great mutato. 256 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:35,193 - The sun ain't gonna shine any more - the sun ain't gonna shine any more 257 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:39,364 - the moon ain't gonna rise in the sky - the moon ain't gonna rise in the sky 258 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:43,618 - the tears are always clouding your eyes - tears are always clouding your eyes 259 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,955 the sun ain't gonna shine any more 260 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:51,334 when you're without love 261 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,718 - Where are we going now? - Messenger this to the bureau. 262 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,555 I want special audio to separate out the voice. 263 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:07,183 - Then I wanna see the professor. - Mulder, this is just a dopey hoax. 264 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,644 Something recorded its voice on this. 265 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,606 What, do you think that dr Polidori had something to do with it? 266 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,569 When Victor Frankenstein asks "whence did the principle of life proceed?" 267 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:21,698 And as the gratifying summit to his toils creates a hideous phantasm of a man, 268 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,452 he prefigures the postmodern prometheus, the genetic engineer, 269 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:29,164 whose power to reanimate matter, genes, into life, us, 270 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,958 is only as limited as his imagination is. 271 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:36,004 Mulder, I'm alarmed that you would reduce this man to a literary stereotype. 272 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,006 A mad scientist. 273 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:42,510 Who else would go to such trouble to impregnate shaineh berkowitz? 274 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:59,819 I mean, I have to admit, mulder, everything looks in order. 275 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:03,239 Mrs berkowitz had a tubal ligation in 1993, 276 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:08,411 and two months ago she had two pregnancy tests, both with positive results. 277 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,540 What are you doing? 278 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,588 Mrs berkowitz said that when she saw her intruder, 279 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,257 there was a gaseous white cloud. 280 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:25,386 Then, when she woke up three days later, nobody knew that she'd been gone. 281 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,555 Yeah. So? 282 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,726 ( "Gypsies, tramps and thieves" by Cher) 283 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,318 I was born in the wagon of a travellin' show 284 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:43,321 my mama used to dance for the money they'd throw 285 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:47,534 papa would do whatever he could 286 00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:50,453 preach a little gospel 287 00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:54,791 sell a couple bottles of dr good 288 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,586 gypsies, tramps and thieves 289 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,505 we'd hear it from the people of the town 290 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:04,592 they'd call us gypsies, tramps and thieves 291 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:07,804 but every night all the men would come around 292 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,598 and lay their money down 293 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,819 (Coughing) 294 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,162 (Coughing) 295 00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,708 Come on. Get up. 296 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,586 Move! 297 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:45,466 Mulder? 298 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:10,033 I told you. There ain't no monster. 299 00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,331 (Coughing) 300 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:24,422 What are you doing in my house? 301 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:29,594 He had this awful face, with these hideous tumours and... 302 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,805 And not one mouth, but two. 303 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,727 Oh, my god. 304 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,438 (Mulder) Dr Polidori? 305 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,984 Is there something you'd like to tell us? 306 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:51,240 Are you accusing me of knowing something that I'm not telling you? 307 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:55,161 I'm accusing that your wife may have been impregnated. 308 00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:01,167 Impregnated? By whom? 309 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,503 Oh, I think you... 310 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:10,593 Sir, with all due respect, I think this is all part of a hoax. 311 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:14,681 - A hoax? - A shameless publicity stunt. 312 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,599 Scully. 313 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,851 What? What is that? 314 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:23,064 The other victims, they had their frying pans... violated. 315 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,233 Do you know what that is? 316 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,991 No, I don't. 317 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:46,045 I think we found our smokin' gun. 318 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,301 Hey, mom. 319 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:55,471 Hey, you look great. You look great. 320 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,890 Hey, gar. 321 00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:00,435 Mom, I got some great news. 322 00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,603 - Me too. - You first. 323 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,690 I quit. I'm clean as a whistle. 324 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:10,778 Brought you your favourite. You finish your movie. 325 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:13,239 Don't stay up too late. Ok, son? 326 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:18,786 - Well, that's a start. - Well, what about your news? 327 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:23,541 Well, it's no big deal. Imet a girl. We're goin' out. 328 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,627 Oh! Come on, tell us! 329 00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:28,963 - Well, her name is Diana. - Yeah? 330 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,841 - She's beautiful, with long blonde hair. - Yeah? 331 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,886 She rides horses, and she's beautiful and she's smart, 332 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:37,221 and she loves me. 333 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:41,559 Oh, what's not to love, baby? 334 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,430 Tell me it isn't true. 335 00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:21,599 You didn't. 336 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,811 You wouldn't. 337 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,650 Because I can. 338 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:01,347 - Excuse me. - Not a problem. 339 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,934 Agh. 340 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,060 (Sniggering) 341 00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:39,302 - What's this? - Compliments of jj. 342 00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:41,804 - Coffee? - Sure. 343 00:28:42,597 --> 00:28:44,682 Whoa! 344 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:50,271 That's not a place you wanna burn a guy. 345 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,413 - (Voices outside) Come on! - What is it? 346 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,874 Come on! Hurry! Come on! 347 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,590 What's goin' on? 348 00:29:26,057 --> 00:29:28,184 - You wanna see your monster? - (All) Yeah! 349 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,728 - You really wanna see your monster? - (All) Yeah! 350 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,897 Here's your monster. 351 00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:40,571 His name... is Izzy berkowitz! 352 00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:42,740 - Let's get him! - String him up! 353 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,034 Get your hands off him! 354 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:49,163 - You let him go. - I intercepted a package. 355 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:53,167 How would you like your face to intercept my fist, coconuthead? 356 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,169 Your kid's a monster! 357 00:29:58,756 --> 00:30:01,425 That is my son you're talkin' about! 358 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,513 What if somebody talked about you like that? 359 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:08,140 - Mulder? - You may have been right, Scully. 360 00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:11,102 What, that they can be reduced to cultural stereotypes? 361 00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:14,021 - They unmasked the monster. - Don't start that with me. 362 00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:16,482 I may have found something saying otherwise. 363 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,777 The residue on the frying pan was an agricultural product, 364 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,780 used to anaesthetise herds of animals. 365 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,824 - Used by who? - Farmers, 366 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:28,327 who must register with the fda even to have it in their possession. 367 00:30:28,411 --> 00:30:31,497 - Is there someone registered locally? - Mm-hm. 368 00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:54,353 (Sobs) 369 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,144 (Sobbing) 370 00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,548 (Wails) 371 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,350 Mulder? 372 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,736 We may be too late. 373 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,366 I think we are. 374 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,201 (Creaking) 375 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,121 Who's that? 376 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:19,290 Show yourself! 377 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,169 (Hens clucking) 378 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:28,132 (Scully) If you're armed, drop your weapon and walk out slowly. 379 00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:33,179 Please don't... don't kill me. 380 00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:38,601 - Who are you? - I'm with the newspaper. 381 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:42,396 - What's your business here? - The old man was murdered. 382 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:44,648 By whom? 383 00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:55,659 - It's alive. - I've seen it. 384 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,621 In the barn, burying the old man. 385 00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:01,957 (Angry shouts) 386 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,047 He's a killer! 387 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,633 Murderer! 388 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,221 Where's the monster? 389 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:31,195 Whatever you have in mind, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop right there. 390 00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:33,572 We have come for the murderer! 391 00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:38,786 - What makes you think he's here? - I've seen him with my own eyes. 392 00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:42,665 - He is not a man. He is a monster! - (All) Yeah! 393 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:46,585 The fiend must be found, and then we'll ietjustice take its course! 394 00:34:46,669 --> 00:34:48,254 (All) Yeah! 395 00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:51,006 We'll search every crevice, every ravine! 396 00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:55,094 - Get him alive if you can, but you get him! - (All) Yeah! 397 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:33,173 There's only one way Polidori could have seen that monster. 398 00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:36,302 If he was out here himself. 399 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:39,722 Mulder. 400 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:51,150 We're federal agents, and we're armed! Come on out! 401 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,994 Scully, look at this. 402 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:08,375 (Scully) Huh. 403 00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:11,503 (Creak) 404 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:29,521 - Oh, my god. - You're gonna have to come out of there. 405 00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:33,692 We're not gonna hurt you. 406 00:36:35,486 --> 00:36:38,864 - Think he understands? - I hope not. 407 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,950 He looks frightened. 408 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:48,123 We're gonna have to get him out of here, Scully. They're gonna kill him. 409 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,918 The barn's on fire! 410 00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:32,126 There it is! 411 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,071 - Let him go! - Where is he? 412 00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:03,365 You let him go or we'll burn him out. 413 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:07,494 Where is he? Show the world your horrid, lumpy face! 414 00:38:07,578 --> 00:38:09,705 (All) Yeah! 415 00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:17,796 - That's him. - Uck. 416 00:38:18,422 --> 00:38:22,551 That repulsive physiognomy is the vilest perversion of science. 417 00:38:23,594 --> 00:38:28,056 - Created by whom? - A pale student of my most hallowed arts, 418 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:31,351 whose life was taken by that which he gave life. 419 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:36,523 By his own horrible creation, by that monstrosity that you see before you. 420 00:38:36,607 --> 00:38:39,401 Who's he talkin' about? 421 00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:43,071 - My father. - (Gasps) 422 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:48,619 - No. - (Shaineh) He can talk. 423 00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,871 Your ears deceive you. 424 00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:53,874 - It's a trick. - (Angry shouts) 425 00:38:59,463 --> 00:39:03,091 I'm sorry, my voice is damaged by the gaseous chemical. 426 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,261 But I would like to explain myself. 427 00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:12,809 Despite my appearance, which you see is quite horrible to the human senses, 428 00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:16,897 I... have never acted to harm another soul. 429 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:20,692 - These are fiendish lies. - Quiet. 430 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:28,075 25 years ago, 431 00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:30,953 my father, having only one son - 432 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:37,876 a spiteful, hateful man of science, incapable of the deeper sentiments - 433 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:45,384 he came to realise that this son had been conducting secret experiments, 434 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:49,263 of which I was the most unfortunate product. 435 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,765 (Crowd gasps) 436 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:59,064 A simple man, he rescued me and loved me in spite of my deformities. 437 00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:04,069 But as time passed, I grew restless for friends of my own. 438 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:08,824 Because I couldn't go to school or play sports, 439 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,244 or even show my face outside this farm, 440 00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:16,707 my father set out to learn his son's science, 441 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:21,044 so that before he died he might create for me a mate. 442 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,006 Uh-oh. 443 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,467 Alas, my father was a simple man, 444 00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:34,266 his heart close to the soil he worked, the animals he tended. 445 00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:40,188 The experiments he attempted, too advanced. 446 00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:43,775 The science, too complex for his understanding. 447 00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:47,863 The results of his experiments, unsatisfactory. 448 00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:00,584 I still... you mean Izzy...? 449 00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:03,962 But who's the father? 450 00:41:08,175 --> 00:41:11,511 Suffice to say, his experiments failed. 451 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,307 My father is dead. 452 00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:24,274 I am alone and miserable. 453 00:41:24,358 --> 00:41:28,945 But one as deformed and horrible as myself would not deny herself to me. 454 00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:35,494 If this being you can create, then I will take blame as a murderer. 455 00:41:37,496 --> 00:41:40,165 I don't know how to recreate you. 456 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:46,004 You were a mistake. 457 00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:54,137 What we did was wrong. 458 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:58,016 But in our trespasses, we gave you a loving son. 459 00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:02,979 And in your homes, 460 00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:06,066 I went places I'd never dreamed of. 461 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:12,197 With your books and your records and your home media centres, I learned of the world, 462 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,910 and of a mother's love that I'll never know. 463 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:25,085 Cher loved that boy so much. 464 00:42:27,254 --> 00:42:30,799 Hey. He's no monster. 465 00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:40,267 Arrest me, then, as you will. 466 00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:54,823 (Siren) 467 00:43:02,539 --> 00:43:04,624 We should go, mulder. 468 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,961 - The prisoner's in the car. - This is all wrong, Scully. 469 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,088 This is not how the story's supposed to end. 470 00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:11,256 What do you mean? 471 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:13,800 Dr Frankenstein pays for his evil ambitions, 472 00:43:13,884 --> 00:43:18,138 but the monster's supposed to escape to go search for his bride. 473 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:23,226 There's not gonna be any bride, mulder. Not in this story. 474 00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:25,937 Well, where is the writer? 475 00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:30,108 I wanna speak to the writer. 476 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,153 ( "Walking in Memphis" by Cher) 477 00:43:38,992 --> 00:43:41,828 Put on my blue suede shoes 478 00:43:41,912 --> 00:43:44,372 and I boarded the plane 479 00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:49,586 touched down in the land of the delta blues 480 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:52,380 in the middle of the pouring rain 481 00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:56,218 wc handy 482 00:43:56,802 --> 00:43:59,805 won't you look down over me? 483 00:44:00,764 --> 00:44:03,975 Yeah, I got a first-class ticket 484 00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:07,103 but I'm as blue as a girl can be 485 00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:08,730 then I'm walkin' in Memphis 486 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:14,820 I was walkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale 487 00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:17,113 walkin' in Memphis 488 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:23,036 but do I really feel the way I feel? 489 00:44:25,789 --> 00:44:28,291 I saw the ghost of Elvis 490 00:44:29,543 --> 00:44:32,003 on union Avenue 491 00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:35,924 followed him up to the gates of Graceland 492 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:39,594 and watched him walk right through 493 00:44:40,095 --> 00:44:43,181 now security, they did not see him 494 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,893 they just hovered around his tomb 495 00:44:47,561 --> 00:44:49,688 there's a pretty little thing 496 00:44:49,771 --> 00:44:51,857 waitin' for the king 497 00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:53,900 down in the jungle room 498 00:44:53,984 --> 00:44:56,528 when I was walkin' in Memphis 499 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,825 I was walkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale 500 00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:04,160 walkin' in Memphis 501 00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:09,791 but do I really feel the way I feel? 502 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:13,086 Tell me something. Is it... Is it hard to love these babies? 503 00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:15,255 What's not to love? 504 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:21,052 - Walkin' in Memphis - walkin' in Memphis 505 00:45:21,136 --> 00:45:24,472 I was walkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale 506 00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:28,518 - walkin' in Memphis - walkin' in Memphis 507 00:45:28,602 --> 00:45:32,898 but do I really feel the way I feel? 508 00:45:39,696 --> 00:45:44,284 Put on my blue suede shoes 509 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:07,933 Visiontext subtitles: Yasmeen Khan