1 00:00:12,389 --> 00:00:14,474 (engine splutters) 2 00:00:16,643 --> 00:00:18,937 You're floodin' it, Booger. 3 00:00:22,858 --> 00:00:24,276 (coughing) 4 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:27,196 For God's sake, Izzy. 5 00:00:31,575 --> 00:00:33,577 Here she comes. Let's go. 6 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,746 Come on, man. Come on. 7 00:00:40,459 --> 00:00:42,419 - You gotta be kiddin'. - What? 8 00:00:43,003 --> 00:00:45,631 "What" me, and you won't go to no comic-book convention. 9 00:00:45,714 --> 00:00:47,883 I'm 18. I can go anywhere I want. 10 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:50,510 Yeah, but where you gonna live when you get back? 11 00:00:50,636 --> 00:00:52,721 Mom, we gotta get goin'. 12 00:00:55,307 --> 00:00:57,851 Drive careful, Booger. He's the only son I've got. 13 00:00:57,935 --> 00:01:00,145 OK, Mrs B. 14 00:01:29,341 --> 00:01:31,426 (television) 15 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:41,812 (Jerry Springer) I'll introduce you to a woman 16 00:01:41,895 --> 00:01:43,814 who was delivered the surprise of her life. 17 00:01:43,897 --> 00:01:46,483 After what seemed like a normal pregnancy, 18 00:01:46,566 --> 00:01:49,611 doctors delivered to Delores a very special child. 19 00:01:49,695 --> 00:01:51,780 A mother of two beautiful children, 20 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:57,494 Delores held in her arms a boy with fur like a dog and a hairline like Eddie Munster. 21 00:01:57,577 --> 00:02:01,665 She's here with us today with her real-life, but sleeping, wolf baby. 22 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:04,501 Why not just give him a razor and some shaving cream? 23 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:06,670 He'll be shaving in a few years, anyway. 24 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:10,465 Well, actually, he seems to be quite allergic to shaving cream. 25 00:02:12,009 --> 00:02:16,263 ...seem to like it. They like to come up and touch his hair. 26 00:02:16,346 --> 00:02:19,766 - So they don't tease him? - No, he's quite popular. 27 00:02:19,850 --> 00:02:21,727 Dandruff a problem? 28 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:25,314 No, I wash his hair twice a day, and brush a hundred strokes a night. 29 00:02:25,397 --> 00:02:27,858 I can't believe this. 30 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:31,111 I think the question the audience really wants answered is, 31 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,363 what does the father look like? 32 00:02:33,447 --> 00:02:37,159 - The father is completely bald. - Completely? 33 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:48,211 ( "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore" by Cher) 34 00:03:07,647 --> 00:03:09,775 Loneliness 35 00:03:09,858 --> 00:03:11,943 Hello? 36 00:03:12,027 --> 00:03:14,696 Is the cloak you wear 37 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:16,865 Who's there? 38 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:20,869 A deep shade of blue 39 00:03:20,952 --> 00:03:23,872 ls always there 40 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:30,420 The sun ain't gonna shine any more 41 00:03:30,504 --> 00:03:34,674 The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky 42 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:40,222 The tears are always clouding your eyes 43 00:03:40,305 --> 00:03:45,936 When you're without love 44 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:26,560 (Scully) "Dear Special Agent Mulder, I'm writing to you for help." 45 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:30,188 "Several years ago, I had an experience I could not explain." 46 00:04:30,272 --> 00:04:33,150 "I was lying in my bed when I felt a presence in the room." 47 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:37,529 "Though I was awake, I felt that something had taken control over my body." 48 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:43,201 "I don't remember much else, but I woke up three days later pregnant with my son lzzy." 49 00:04:46,997 --> 00:04:50,041 "That was 18 years ago, but now it happened again." 50 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:53,462 "I was in bed, and could swear I heard Cher singing." 51 00:04:54,463 --> 00:04:56,423 "The one who was married to Sonny." 52 00:04:57,924 --> 00:05:01,511 "Then the room got all smoky and I saw some kind of monster." 53 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:05,140 "He had a really gross face with lumps all over his head." 54 00:05:05,223 --> 00:05:09,436 "I was too scared to scream. Then I got all groggy and conked out for three days." 55 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:11,646 "Guess what happened when I woke up." 56 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:13,857 "I got your name off the 57 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:18,069 "Some lady on the Jerry Springer Show who had a werewolf baby 58 00:05:18,153 --> 00:05:20,280 said you came to her house." 59 00:05:21,281 --> 00:05:24,951 "I got her story beat by a mile, so maybe you'll want to come see me, too." 60 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:27,454 "Sincerely, Shaineh Berkowitz." 61 00:05:27,537 --> 00:05:31,416 Scully, do you think it's too soon to get my own 1-900 number? 62 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:43,220 Did you actually see that werewolf baby or was that just a story? 63 00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:46,598 No, it had something called hypertrichosis lanuginosa. 64 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:48,975 It's a rare hereditary condition, 65 00:05:49,059 --> 00:05:52,062 most commonly found in some South American families. 66 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:55,774 Uh-huh. But it was all hairy and stuff? 67 00:05:55,857 --> 00:06:00,195 Uh, Mrs Berkowitz, you said that you also had a son? 68 00:06:00,445 --> 00:06:02,614 Mm-hm. Izzy. That's him there. 69 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:09,371 And Izzy is the product of your union with some kind of intruder? 70 00:06:09,496 --> 00:06:13,041 I don't know about no "union", but I sure woke up in a condition. 71 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:16,378 - Did you report this to the police? - Of course I did. 72 00:06:16,461 --> 00:06:18,630 Was there an investigation? 73 00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:21,841 Not really. Nobody here ever locks their doors. 74 00:06:21,925 --> 00:06:25,262 And it took me a month or two to figure it out - that I was pregnant. 75 00:06:25,345 --> 00:06:27,347 And now you're pregnant again? 76 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:32,435 Uh-huh. But as I told Agent Mulder on the phone, that's what takes the cake. 77 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:35,647 Mrs Berkowitz had a tubal ligation two years ago. 78 00:06:36,815 --> 00:06:40,902 You can't plant a seed in a barren field. 79 00:06:41,236 --> 00:06:43,613 They were cookin' somethin' on the range. 80 00:06:43,697 --> 00:06:47,242 Took me two days of scrubbin' to clean the skillet. 81 00:06:49,661 --> 00:06:52,539 I don't know how many of 'em there were. I only saw one, 82 00:06:52,622 --> 00:06:54,666 but they ate a whole jar of peanut butter. 83 00:06:54,749 --> 00:06:57,377 You were gone three days, but nobody missed you? 84 00:06:57,460 --> 00:07:00,964 - I know what you're thinkin'. - Do you drink, Mrs Berkowitz? 85 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:05,635 No. But I'm not so sure my intruders, as you call 'em, didn't have a few. 86 00:07:07,262 --> 00:07:10,765 Somebody set a tumbler here and didn't use no coaster. 87 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,477 That's a family heirloom, too. 88 00:07:14,561 --> 00:07:17,188 Is there no chance your son could've put it there? 89 00:07:17,272 --> 00:07:21,401 Izzy's got more brains than that. Not much more, but he values his life. 90 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:24,154 That pigsty there's his room. 91 00:07:27,741 --> 00:07:30,619 You know what this thing is, don't you, Agent Mulder? 92 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:34,372 - Why do you say that? - Because. You're all quiet and stuff. 93 00:07:34,706 --> 00:07:39,002 And you know somethin' you're not sayin' - about alien abductions. 94 00:07:39,085 --> 00:07:42,130 They said on Jerry Springer you're, like, an expert. 95 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:45,967 Well, I don't think this has anything to do with alien abductions. 96 00:07:46,051 --> 00:07:49,888 - I don't know if I believe in that any more. - Oh, come on! 97 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:52,223 - Really? - Mrs Berkowitz? 98 00:07:53,224 --> 00:07:55,435 You gave a description of the intruder, 99 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:58,104 saying he had a gross face and lumps on his head? 100 00:07:58,188 --> 00:08:00,815 And two mouths. I don't know if I mentioned that. 101 00:08:00,899 --> 00:08:03,652 Funny. Sounds just like this. 102 00:08:12,994 --> 00:08:15,413 Oh, that? 103 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,457 That's the Great Mutato. 104 00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:20,460 That's a comic-book character my kid Izzy created. 105 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,962 (door opens) 106 00:08:25,006 --> 00:08:26,216 What's goin' on? 107 00:08:26,299 --> 00:08:29,427 These are Agents Mulder and Scully from the FBI. 108 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:32,097 The Federal Bureau of Investigation? 109 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:37,727 We were wondering how this suspect in your mother's case looks exactly like this. 110 00:08:37,811 --> 00:08:41,690 - The Great Mutato. - Because I've seen him too. 111 00:08:42,357 --> 00:08:44,609 You've seen the Great Mutato? 112 00:08:44,693 --> 00:08:46,986 Yeah. A lot of people around here have. 113 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:50,240 Has it crossed neither of your minds that what you say you saw 114 00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:53,660 fits perfectly with this creature that your son created? 115 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:55,829 Well, yeah, but... 116 00:08:57,122 --> 00:08:59,290 that don't mean it didn't happen. 117 00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:10,009 Don't ask me why, but it works. 118 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:16,558 Peanut butter sandwiches? 119 00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:18,810 You think bologna would be more effective? 120 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,562 Why are you humouring them, Mulder? 121 00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:24,816 I'm not, Scully. This is a very serious crime. 122 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:29,696 So is perjury. So is calling out FBI agents under false pretenses. 123 00:09:29,779 --> 00:09:32,657 - For the purpose of what? - Isn't it obvious? 124 00:09:33,575 --> 00:09:36,995 I think what we're seeing here is an example of a culture 125 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:40,123 for whom daytime talk shows and tabloid headlines 126 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:43,752 have become a reality against which they measure their lives. 127 00:09:43,835 --> 00:09:47,547 A culture so obsessed by the media and a chance for self-dramatisation 128 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,966 that they'll do anything to gain a spotlight. 129 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:53,720 I am alarmed that you would reduce these people to a cultural stereotype. 130 00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:56,931 Not everybody's dream is to get on Jerry Springer. 131 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:01,144 Psychologists often speak of the denial of an unthinkable evil 132 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:03,855 or a misplacement of shared fears. 133 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:06,858 Anxieties taking the form of a hideous monster 134 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:10,945 for whom the most horrific human attributes can be ascribed. 135 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:14,282 What... what we can't possibly imagine ourselves capable of, 136 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:19,954 we can blame on the ogre, on the hunchback, on the lowly half-breed. 137 00:10:20,038 --> 00:10:21,456 (clears throat) 138 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:29,255 Common sense will tell you these legends, these unverified rumours, are ridiculous. 139 00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:31,591 But nonetheless, unverifiable, 140 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:35,011 and thus true, in the sense that they're believed to be true. 141 00:10:35,094 --> 00:10:37,263 Is there anything you don't believe in? 142 00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:39,432 ' (moaning) - Sh! 143 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:46,981 (moaning) 144 00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:50,360 What's that sound? 145 00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:54,572 It's the Great Mutato! 146 00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:36,948 - Where'd it go? - I don't know. I lost it. 147 00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:42,871 There. Up there. 148 00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:48,334 Turn that damn thing off! 149 00:11:52,881 --> 00:11:55,008 You're on my property. 150 00:11:55,091 --> 00:11:57,218 We're with the FBI. 151 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,721 - They're not. - We were... 152 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,558 We were chasing what they told us was a monster. 153 00:12:03,892 --> 00:12:07,270 Monster? What did I tell you boys? 154 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:10,315 There ain't no monster. 155 00:12:10,607 --> 00:12:13,568 I'll show you the monster you're lookin' for. 156 00:12:16,362 --> 00:12:18,448 - Who sent you here? - Your father. 157 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,783 My father is a simpleton farmer. 158 00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:23,995 He understands nothing of my scientific achievements. 159 00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:28,166 - What achievements are those? - What makes you think you'd understand? 160 00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:30,251 Well, I'm a scientist, for one. 161 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:34,672 Then you probably know that once in a generation, perhaps once in a lifetime, 162 00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:39,344 a truth is uncovered which thrusts mankind into a shocking new consciousness, 163 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:42,972 turning accepted notions of our very existence on their head. 164 00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:47,644 Consider relativity. The double helix. And now the homeotic hox gene, 165 00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:51,856 for which I will undoubtedly have my place among the Columbuses of science 166 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:54,108 as a visionary leader of men, yes? 167 00:12:54,192 --> 00:12:57,070 What do you want me to do with these, Dr Polidori? 168 00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:03,493 Never mind. 169 00:13:03,576 --> 00:13:06,663 What is the homeotic hox gene? 170 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:11,459 She's a scientist. Ask her. 171 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:18,591 I, uh... I believe that it has something to do with, um... growth and development. 172 00:13:18,675 --> 00:13:21,678 If you two will excuse me, I don't have time for this. 173 00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:25,556 I have to travel to the University of lngolstadt to deliver an address. 174 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,851 Sir, unless you want your scientific achievements 175 00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:31,229 to end up as a footnote on the Jerry Springer Show, 176 00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:34,232 I suggest that you make the time. 177 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,778 Jerry Springer Show? 178 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,907 Witness the morphogenesis of drosophila. 179 00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:46,452 The fruit fly. 180 00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:50,123 What you are watching has been going on for millennia - 181 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:53,793 since the Cambrian period some 580 million short years ago, 182 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,712 when drosophila was first born. 183 00:13:55,795 --> 00:13:58,423 See the elegant symmetry with which the pupa grows 184 00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:01,426 into a series of beautiful segments. 185 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:06,014 What we have found... 186 00:14:06,097 --> 00:14:08,474 what I have found 187 00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:11,894 is that these segments represent a linear model 188 00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:15,023 for the genetic development of our friend the fly. 189 00:14:16,107 --> 00:14:17,608 Each gene is responsible 190 00:14:17,692 --> 00:14:19,694 for the development of its corresponding segment- 191 00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:22,947 the legs, the mouth, the body, posterior and anterior - 192 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:29,454 but which I, through my genius, can alter into a creation of my own. 193 00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:34,042 Behold, proboscopedia. 194 00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:45,219 This fly has legs... 195 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,513 Growing out of his mouth. 196 00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:53,853 Why would you do that? 197 00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,439 Because I can. 198 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,567 Could that be done in humans? 199 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:02,403 That would go against every scientific convention. 200 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,947 But could it be done? 201 00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:07,116 Theoretically. 202 00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:19,962 Good night, Dr Frankenstein. 203 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:24,050 Despite what you might think, Mulder, 204 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:27,637 designer mutations like these are virtually impossible on humans. 205 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,973 - That's not what I just heard. - Mulder, even if they could, 206 00:15:31,057 --> 00:15:35,144 no scientist would even dare to perform these kind of experiments on a human. 207 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:39,398 - Well, then, why do them at all? - To... unlock the mysteries of genetics. 208 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:42,318 To understand why, even though we share the same genes, 209 00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:44,737 we develop arms instead of wings, 210 00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:48,741 we become humans instead of flies, or monsters. 211 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:53,913 But given the power, who could resist the temptation to create life in his own image? 212 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:58,376 We already have that ability, Mulder. It's called procreation. 213 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,128 And first thing tomorrow morning, 214 00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:03,631 I'm gonna verify the pregnancy of Shaineh Berkowitz. 215 00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:22,900 - When are you 00min' home again? - Huh? 216 00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:25,486 - When are you 00min' home again? - What? 217 00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:28,364 - We were gonna have that talk. - Soon. 218 00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:31,951 - Soon. We'll have our talk soon. - That's what you always say. 219 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:35,079 Elizabeth, you know how I feel about children. 220 00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:40,418 - They're mewling little monsters. - But I want children. 221 00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,296 What happened to our dream? 222 00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:47,425 Of getting out of this place, getting away from this hick town? 223 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,844 I think that's your dream. 224 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:53,723 Elizabeth, what do you want? A baby? Or a Nobel prize? 225 00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:58,811 See you on Thursday. 226 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,879 (Sobs) 227 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,730 Hot plates! Hot, hot, hot! 228 00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:30,695 Biscuits, fritters, grits, flapjacks, eggs - boiled, scrambled, poached and fried. 229 00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:33,030 We got some monster grapefruits on the way. 230 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:34,949 Bigger than your head, almost. 231 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:37,618 I'd... I'd just like some coffee, thanks. 232 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,329 On the house. Compliments of JJ. 233 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,957 That's with two Js. 234 00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:57,179 Is it true Jerry Springer's comin' to town? 235 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,650 We've been had. 236 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:12,028 I'll save you the trouble of reading it. 237 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:16,657 It has everything that we talked about last night. Word for word. 238 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:19,493 Izzy Berkowitz! 239 00:19:19,577 --> 00:19:23,706 - Get your butt front and centre! - What did I do? 240 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:28,127 All I can say is, I hope the answer to that question is nothin'. 241 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:32,173 We believe you or one of your friends recorded our conversation last night 242 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,884 - and gave it to a newspaper reporter. - Me? 243 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:38,262 In order to promote your comic-book monster that you created. 244 00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:40,890 - Do you own a tape recorder, Izzy? - Uh... 245 00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:43,434 Christmas 1993! 246 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:59,742 (Scully) ..of shared fears. Anxieties taking the form of a hideous monster 247 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:01,911 for whom the most horrific human... 248 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:05,331 - That's for starters! - ..what we can't possibly imagine... 249 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:07,666 (fast-forwards tape) 250 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:11,545 - (Cher singing) - Hey. Hey, that's it! 251 00:20:11,629 --> 00:20:13,255 Loneliness 252 00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:15,800 That song was playing when I got knocked up. 253 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:20,054 - Is the cloak you wear - (deep voice joins in) ..cloak you wear 254 00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:23,682 - Who the hell is that? - That's the voice we heard in the woods. 255 00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:26,644 That's him. The Great Mutato. 256 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:35,194 - The sun ain't gonna shine any more - The sun ain't gonna shine any more 257 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:39,365 - The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky - The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky 258 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:43,619 - The tears are always clouding your eyes - Tears are always clouding your eyes 259 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,956 The sun ain't gonna shine any more 260 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:51,335 When you're without love 261 00:20:58,134 --> 00:21:00,719 - Where are we going now? - Messenger this to the Bureau. 262 00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:03,556 I want special audio to separate out the voice. 263 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:07,184 - Then I wanna see the professor. - Mulder, this is just a dopey hoax. 264 00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:09,645 Something recorded its voice on this. 265 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:13,607 What, do you think that Dr Polidori had something to do with it? 266 00:21:13,691 --> 00:21:17,570 When Victor Frankenstein asks "Whence did the principle of life proceed?" 267 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:21,699 and as the gratifying summit to his toils creates a hideous phantasm of a man, 268 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:25,453 he prefigures the postmodern Prometheus, the genetic engineer, 269 00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:29,165 whose power to reanimate matter, genes, into life, us, 270 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:31,959 is only as limited as his imagination is. 271 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:36,005 Mulder, I'm alarmed that you would reduce this man to a literary stereotype. 272 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,007 A mad scientist. 273 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:42,511 Who else would go to such trouble to impregnate Shaineh Berkowitz? 274 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:59,820 I mean, I have to admit, Mulder, everything looks in order. 275 00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:03,240 Mrs Berkowitz had a tubal ligation in 1993, 276 00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:08,412 and two months ago she had two pregnancy tests, both with positive results. 277 00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:12,541 What are you doing? 278 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,589 Mrs Berkowitz said that when she saw her intruder, 279 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:21,258 there was a gaseous white cloud. 280 00:22:21,342 --> 00:22:25,387 Then, when she woke up three days later, nobody knew that she'd been gone. 281 00:22:25,471 --> 00:22:27,556 Yeah. So? 282 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,727 ( "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" by Cher) 283 00:22:37,358 --> 00:22:40,319 I was born in the wagon of a travellin' show 284 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,322 My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw 285 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:47,535 Papa would do whatever he could 286 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,454 Preach a little gospel 287 00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:54,792 Sell a couple bottles of Dr Good 288 00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,587 Gypsies, tramps and thieves 289 00:22:58,671 --> 00:23:00,506 We'd hear it from the people of the town 290 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:04,593 They'd call us gypsies, tramps and thieves 291 00:23:04,677 --> 00:23:07,805 But every night all the men would come around 292 00:23:08,264 --> 00:23:10,599 And lay their money down 293 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,820 (coughing) 294 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:33,163 (coughing) 295 00:23:33,706 --> 00:23:36,709 Come on. Get up. 296 00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:39,587 Move! 297 00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:45,467 Mulder? 298 00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:10,034 I told you. There ain't no monster. 299 00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:16,332 (coughing) 300 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,423 What are you doing in my house? 301 00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:29,595 He had this awful face, with these hideous tumours and... 302 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:32,806 and not one mouth, but two. 303 00:24:35,643 --> 00:24:37,728 Oh, my God. 304 00:24:38,354 --> 00:24:40,439 (Mulder) Dr Polidori? 305 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:44,985 ls there something you'd like to tell us? 306 00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:51,241 Are you accusing me of knowing something that I'm not telling you? 307 00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:55,162 I'm accusing that your wife may have been impregnated. 308 00:24:57,331 --> 00:25:01,168 Impregnated? By whom? 309 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:03,504 Oh, I think you... 310 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:10,594 Sir, with all due respect, I think this is all part of a hoax. 311 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:14,682 - A hoax? - A shameless publicity stunt. 312 00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:16,600 Scully. 313 00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:18,852 What? What is that? 314 00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:23,065 The other victims, they had their frying pans... violated. 315 00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:25,234 Do you know what that is? 316 00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:33,992 No, I don't. 317 00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:46,046 I think we found our smokin' gun. 318 00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:52,302 Hey, Mom. 319 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:55,472 Hey, you look great. You look great. 320 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:57,891 Hey, Gar. 321 00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:00,436 Mom, I got some great news. 322 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:02,604 - Me too. - You first. 323 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,691 I quit. I'm clean as a whistle. 324 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:10,779 Brought you your favourite. You finish your movie. 325 00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:13,240 Don't stay up too late. OK, son? 326 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:18,787 - Well, that's a start. - Well, what about your news? 327 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:23,542 Well, it's no big deal. I met a girl. We're goin' out. 328 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,628 Oh! Come on, tell us! 329 00:26:26,712 --> 00:26:28,964 - Well, her name is Diana. - Yeah? 330 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:31,842 - She's beautiful, with long blonde hair. - Yeah? 331 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:34,887 She rides horses, and she's beautiful and she's smart, 332 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,222 and she loves me. 333 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:41,560 Oh, what's not to love, baby? 334 00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,431 Tell me it isn't true. 335 00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:21,600 You didn't. 336 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,812 You wouldn't. 337 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:28,482 Why? 338 00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:30,651 Because I can. 339 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:01,348 - Excuse me. - Not a problem. 340 00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,935 Agh. 341 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:06,061 (sniggering) 342 00:28:36,842 --> 00:28:39,303 - What's this? - Compliments of JJ. 343 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,805 - Coffee? - Sure. 344 00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:44,683 Whoa! 345 00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:50,272 That's not a place you wanna burn a guy. 346 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:07,414 - (voices outside) Come on! - What is it? 347 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:09,875 Come on! Hurry! Come on! 348 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:17,591 What's goin' on? 349 00:29:26,058 --> 00:29:28,185 - You wanna see your monster? - (all) Yeah! 350 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:30,729 - You really wanna see your monster? - (all) Yeah! 351 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:32,898 Here's your monster. 352 00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:40,572 His name... is Izzy Berkowitz! 353 00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:42,741 - Let's get him! - String him up! 354 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,035 Get your hands off him! 355 00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:49,164 - You let him go. - I intercepted a package. 356 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:53,168 How would you like your face to intercept my fist, coconuthead? 357 00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:55,170 Your kid's a monster! 358 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:01,426 That is my son you're talkin' about! 359 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:05,514 What if somebody talked about you like that? 360 00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:08,141 - Mulder? - You may have been right, Scully. 361 00:30:08,225 --> 00:30:11,103 What, that they can be reduced to cultural stereotypes? 362 00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:14,022 - They unmasked the monster. - Don't start that with me. 363 00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:16,483 I may have found something saying otherwise. 364 00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:19,778 The residue on the frying pan was an agricultural product, 365 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:22,781 used to anaesthetise herds of animals. 366 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,825 - Used by who? - Farmers, 367 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:28,328 who must register with the FDA even to have it in their possession. 368 00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:31,498 - Is there someone registered locally? - Mm-hm. 369 00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:54,354 (Sobs) 370 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:35,145 (sobbing) 371 00:32:02,464 --> 00:32:04,549 (wails) 372 00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:56,351 Mulder? 373 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:07,737 We may be too late. 374 00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:12,367 I think we are. 375 00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:14,202 (creaking) 376 00:33:14,744 --> 00:33:17,122 Who's that? 377 00:33:17,205 --> 00:33:19,291 Show yourself! 378 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:23,170 (hens clucking) 379 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:28,133 (Scully) If you're armed, drop your weapon and walk out slowly. 380 00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:33,180 Please don't... don't kill me. 381 00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:38,602 - Who are you? - I'm with the newspaper. 382 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:42,397 - What's your business here? - The old man was murdered. 383 00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:44,649 BY Whom? 384 00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:55,660 - It's alive. - I've seen it. 385 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:58,622 In the barn, burying the old man. 386 00:33:59,873 --> 00:34:01,958 (angry shouts) 387 00:34:06,796 --> 00:34:08,048 He's a killer! 388 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:10,634 Murderer! 389 00:34:12,969 --> 00:34:15,222 Where's the monster? 390 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:31,196 Whatever you have in mind, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop right there. 391 00:34:31,279 --> 00:34:33,573 We have come for the murderer! 392 00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:38,787 - What makes you think he's here? - I've seen him with my own eyes. 393 00:34:38,870 --> 00:34:42,666 - He is not a man. He is a monster! - (all) Yeah! 394 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:46,586 The fiend must be found, and then we'll letjustice take its course! 395 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:48,255 (all) Yeah! 396 00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:51,007 We'll search every crevice, every ravine! 397 00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:55,095 - Get him alive if you can, but you get him! - (all) Yeah! 398 00:35:29,587 --> 00:35:33,174 There's only one way Polidori could have seen that monster. 399 00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:36,303 If he was out here himself. 400 00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:39,723 Mulder. 401 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:51,151 We're federal agents, and we're armed! Come on out! 402 00:35:59,909 --> 00:36:01,995 Scully, look at this. 403 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:08,376 (Scully) H uh_ 404 00:36:09,419 --> 00:36:11,504 (Creak) 405 00:36:25,643 --> 00:36:29,522 - Oh, my God. - You're gonna have to come out of there. 406 00:36:31,608 --> 00:36:33,693 We're not gonna hurt you. 407 00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:38,865 - Think he understands? - I hope not. 408 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,951 He looks frightened. 409 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:48,124 We're gonna have to get him out of here, Scully. They're gonna kill him. 410 00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,919 The barn's on fire! 411 00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:32,127 There it is! 412 00:37:58,361 --> 00:38:01,072 - Let him go! - Where is he? 413 00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:03,366 You let him go or we'll burn him out. 414 00:38:03,741 --> 00:38:07,495 Where is he? Show the world your horrid, lumpy face! 415 00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:09,706 (all) Yeah! 416 00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:17,797 - That's him. - Uck. 417 00:38:18,423 --> 00:38:22,552 That repulsive physiognomy is the vilest perversion of science. 418 00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:28,057 - Created by whom? - A pale student of my most hallowed arts, 419 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:31,352 whose life was taken by that which he gave life. 420 00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:36,524 By his own horrible creation, by that monstrosity that you see before you. 421 00:38:36,608 --> 00:38:39,402 Who's he talkin' about? 422 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:43,072 - My father. - (gasps) 423 00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:48,620 - No. - (Shaineh) He can talk. 424 00:38:48,703 --> 00:38:50,872 Your ears deceive you. 425 00:38:51,122 --> 00:38:53,875 - It's a trick. - (angry shouts) 426 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:03,092 I'm sorry, my voice is damaged by the gaseous chemical. 427 00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:06,262 But I would like to explain myself. 428 00:39:08,473 --> 00:39:12,810 Despite my appearance, which you see is quite horrible to the human senses, 429 00:39:12,894 --> 00:39:16,898 I... have never acted to harm another soul. 430 00:39:17,315 --> 00:39:20,693 - These are fiendish lies. - Quiet. 431 00:39:25,823 --> 00:39:28,076 25 years ago, 432 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:30,954 my father, having only one son - 433 00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:37,877 a spiteful, hateful man of science, incapable of the deeper sentiments - 434 00:39:39,128 --> 00:39:45,385 he came to realise that this son had been conducting secret experiments, 435 00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:49,264 of which I was the most unfortunate product. 436 00:39:49,681 --> 00:39:51,766 (crowd gasps) 437 00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:59,065 A simple man, he rescued me and loved me in spite of my deformities. 438 00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:04,070 But as time passed, I grew restless for friends of my own. 439 00:40:05,738 --> 00:40:08,825 Because I couldn't go to school or play sports, 440 00:40:09,742 --> 00:40:12,245 or even show my face outside this farm, 441 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:16,708 my father set out to learn his son's science, 442 00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:21,045 so that before he died he might create for me a mate. 443 00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:24,007 Uh-oh. 444 00:40:25,091 --> 00:40:27,468 Alas, my father was a simple man, 445 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:34,267 his heart close to the soil he worked, the animals he tended. 446 00:40:37,645 --> 00:40:40,189 The experiments he attempted, too advanced. 447 00:40:40,273 --> 00:40:43,776 The science, too complex for his understanding. 448 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:47,864 The results of his experiments, unsatisfactory. 449 00:40:57,206 --> 00:41:00,585 I still... You mean lzzy...? 450 00:41:01,878 --> 00:41:03,963 But who's the father? 451 00:41:08,176 --> 00:41:11,512 Suffice to say, his experiments failed. 452 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:15,308 My father is dead. 453 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:24,275 I am alone and miserable. 454 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:28,946 But one as deformed and horrible as myself would not deny herself to me. 455 00:41:30,114 --> 00:41:35,495 If this being you can create, then I will take blame as a murderer. 456 00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:40,166 I don't know how to recreate you. 457 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:46,005 You were a mistake. 458 00:41:52,053 --> 00:41:54,138 What we did was wrong. 459 00:41:54,847 --> 00:41:58,017 But in our trespasses, we gave you a loving son. 460 00:41:59,894 --> 00:42:02,980 And in your homes, 461 00:42:03,064 --> 00:42:06,067 I went places I'd never dreamed of. 462 00:42:06,401 --> 00:42:12,198 With your books and your records and your home media centres, I learned of the world, 463 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,911 and of a mother's love that I'll never know. 464 00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:25,086 Cher loved that boy so much. 465 00:42:27,255 --> 00:42:30,800 Hey. He's no monster. 466 00:42:38,266 --> 00:42:40,268 Arrest me, then, as you will. 467 00:42:52,739 --> 00:42:54,824 (Siren) 468 00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,625 We should go, Mulder. 469 00:43:04,709 --> 00:43:07,962 - The prisoner's in the car. - This is all wrong, Scully. 470 00:43:08,045 --> 00:43:10,089 This is not how the story's supposed to end. 471 00:43:10,173 --> 00:43:11,257 What do you mean? 472 00:43:11,340 --> 00:43:13,801 Dr Frankenstein pays for his evil ambitions, 473 00:43:13,885 --> 00:43:18,139 but the monster's supposed to escape to go search for his bride. 474 00:43:18,222 --> 00:43:23,227 There's not gonna be any bride, Mulder. Not in this story. 475 00:43:23,311 --> 00:43:25,938 Well, where is the writer? 476 00:43:27,690 --> 00:43:30,109 I wanna speak to the writer. 477 00:43:31,068 --> 00:43:33,154 ( "Walking in Memphis" by Cher) 478 00:43:38,993 --> 00:43:41,829 Put on my blue suede shoes 479 00:43:41,913 --> 00:43:44,373 And I boarded the plane 480 00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:49,587 Touched down in the land of the Delta blues 481 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,381 In the middle of the pouring rain 482 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,219 WC Handy 483 00:43:56,803 --> 00:43:59,806 Won't you look down over me? 484 00:44:00,765 --> 00:44:03,976 Yeah, I got a first-class ticket 485 00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:07,104 But I'm as blue as a girl can be 486 00:44:07,188 --> 00:44:08,731 Then I'm walkin' in Memphis 487 00:44:11,108 --> 00:44:14,821 I was walkin' with my feet ten feet off of Beale 488 00:44:14,904 --> 00:44:17,114 Walkin' in Memphis 489 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:23,037 But do I really feel the way I feel? 490 00:44:25,790 --> 00:44:28,292 I saw the ghost of Elvis 491 00:44:29,544 --> 00:44:32,004 On Union Avenue 492 00:44:32,088 --> 00:44:35,925 Followed him up to the gates of Graceland 493 00:44:36,592 --> 00:44:39,595 And watched him walk right through 494 00:44:40,096 --> 00:44:43,182 Now security, they did not see him 495 00:44:43,641 --> 00:44:46,894 They just hovered around his tomb 496 00:44:47,562 --> 00:44:49,689 There's a pretty little thing 497 00:44:49,772 --> 00:44:51,858 Waitin' for the King 498 00:44:51,941 --> 00:44:53,901 Down in the Jungle Room 499 00:44:53,985 --> 00:44:56,529 When I was walkin' in Memphis 500 00:44:58,281 --> 00:45:01,826 I was walkin' with my feet ten feet off of Beale 501 00:45:01,909 --> 00:45:04,161 Walkin' in Memphis 502 00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:09,792 But do I really feel the way I feel? 503 00:45:09,876 --> 00:45:13,087 Tell me something. Is it... is it hard to love these babies? 504 00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:15,256 What's not to love? 505 00:45:17,216 --> 00:45:21,053 - Walkin' in Memphis - Walkin' in Memphis 506 00:45:21,137 --> 00:45:24,473 I was walkin' with my feet ten feet off of Beale 507 00:45:24,807 --> 00:45:28,519 - Walkin' in Memphis - Walkin' in Memphis 508 00:45:28,603 --> 00:45:32,899 But do I really feel the way I feel? 509 00:45:39,697 --> 00:45:44,285 Put on my blue suede shoes 510 00:46:06,223 --> 00:46:07,934 Visiontext Subtitles: Yasmeen Khan