1 00:00:02,588 --> 00:00:04,423 (gunshots) 2 00:00:13,265 --> 00:00:17,144 Give it up, Mulder! You've got no chance! 3 00:00:17,269 --> 00:00:20,564 - (mutters) Damn it. - My sniper zombies are everywhere. 4 00:00:21,273 --> 00:00:23,358 (grunts and growls) 5 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,911 I'll offer you a deal. 6 00:00:33,994 --> 00:00:37,539 You give me the Lazarus bowl and I'll give you Scully. 7 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:40,292 Mulder! 8 00:00:40,459 --> 00:00:42,794 How about this deal? 9 00:00:42,961 --> 00:00:45,214 You give me Scully, I don't smash the bowl 10 00:00:45,297 --> 00:00:47,925 and shove the pieces where the Son of God don't shine. 11 00:00:48,008 --> 00:00:51,011 You cigarette-smoking mackerel snapper. 12 00:01:00,646 --> 00:01:04,399 I break the Lazarus bowl and all your sniper zombies 13 00:01:04,483 --> 00:01:07,527 go back to being good little well-behaved corpses. 14 00:01:07,653 --> 00:01:09,363 (growl) 15 00:01:10,072 --> 00:01:13,992 You don't fool me, Mulder. That bowl is your Holy Grail. 16 00:01:14,076 --> 00:01:17,621 Encoded in its ancient ceramic grooves are the words Jesus spake 17 00:01:17,913 --> 00:01:20,332 when he raised Lazarus from the dead. 18 00:01:20,499 --> 00:01:24,670 Still capable of raising the dead 2,000 years later. 19 00:01:24,753 --> 00:01:27,339 Proof positive of the paranormal. 20 00:01:27,422 --> 00:01:31,301 You could no sooner destroy that than let the redhead die. 21 00:01:35,472 --> 00:01:37,975 Come on, man. Don't break the bowl. 22 00:01:38,809 --> 00:01:41,103 We don't wanna go back to being dead. 23 00:01:41,186 --> 00:01:44,523 There's no food, no women, no dancing. 24 00:01:44,648 --> 00:01:48,694 Save the bowl. Then we'll dump that ciggy-smoking stooge for you. 25 00:01:48,819 --> 00:01:51,863 And you'll be the new king of the dead. 26 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,869 I'd rather serve in heaven than rule in hell. 27 00:02:25,814 --> 00:02:31,903 Is that your flashlight, Mulder, or are you just happy to be lying on top of me? 28 00:02:39,077 --> 00:02:41,663 - Oh, that. - (laughter) 29 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:48,086 For seven long years I've been waiting for the right moment, Scully. 30 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:52,174 Oh, you're a sick man, Mulder. Go on. 31 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:55,886 I love you, Scully. 32 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:59,222 - No ifs, ands, or... - Bees. 33 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:17,509 Yesterday, a bomb ripped through the crypt of Christ's Church here in DC. 34 00:04:17,676 --> 00:04:21,221 There were no casualties, no thefts, no note making any demand. 35 00:04:21,346 --> 00:04:24,099 - Who's taking credit for it? - Nobody. 36 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:28,353 She, Jodie Foster's foster child on a payless budget. 37 00:04:28,687 --> 00:04:33,358 He's like a Jehovah's witness meets Harrison Ford's Witness. 38 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:40,740 Uh, Christ's Church. Isn't that Cardinal O'Fallon's church? 39 00:04:40,824 --> 00:04:43,368 O'Fallon's residence is adjacent to the crypt. 40 00:04:43,452 --> 00:04:47,706 - Who's Cardinal O'Fallon? - Cardinal O'Fallen, perhaps. 41 00:04:51,585 --> 00:04:54,588 He's one of the most powerful men in the church today. 42 00:04:54,713 --> 00:04:59,676 His name often comes up as a possibility for the first American Pope. 43 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:01,470 - Oh. - (phone) 44 00:05:01,553 --> 00:05:06,141 I don't want to be myopic here, sir, but this looks like a terrorist act for the ATF. 45 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:09,728 - MYOpic. - (Phone keeps ringing) 46 00:05:09,978 --> 00:05:14,900 - Yes, it does. - Are you gonna answer your phone? 47 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,195 Me? I didn't wanna be rude. 48 00:05:19,696 --> 00:05:24,409 - So who the hell is this guy? - Wayne Federman. An old buddy of mine. 49 00:05:24,493 --> 00:05:27,996 He's a writer in Hollywood and he's working on an FBI-based movie. 50 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:30,081 He's asked me to give him access. 51 00:05:30,207 --> 00:05:33,752 - A screenwriter? - It's actually as a writer-slash-producer. 52 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:37,714 He looks actuallyjust a hindrance-slash-pain in the neck. 53 00:05:37,797 --> 00:05:42,844 Agent Mulder, I don't wanna eat your lunch. I'm just here for some procedural flavour. 54 00:05:46,264 --> 00:05:48,600 I've no idea what you've just said. 55 00:05:48,725 --> 00:05:51,645 Well, the Skin Man's filled me in on your particular bent. 56 00:05:51,728 --> 00:05:56,066 He said that you come at things maybe a little fahkatke, a little Star Trekkie. 57 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,985 Which is the exact vibe I'm looking for. 58 00:05:59,069 --> 00:06:02,989 It's a Silence of the Lambs meets Greatest Story Ever Told type thing. 59 00:06:03,073 --> 00:06:07,494 It's beautiful and I will not be in your way. 60 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:10,330 I'll be strictly Heisenbergian. 61 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:12,624 A hologram. 62 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:18,171 Mr Federman will accompany you to Christ Church. He will act as an observer. 63 00:06:18,296 --> 00:06:22,842 You will extend to him every courtesy and protection you would a friend of mine. 64 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:27,305 Agent Scully, I require your services here for the morning. 65 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:33,895 Sir, have I pissed you off in a way that's more than normal? 66 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:38,233 I'm just curious if she's more than your partner. Hey, whatever. 67 00:06:56,585 --> 00:07:01,923 Cardinal O'Fallon, can you think of anyone who might make an attempt on your life? 68 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:05,468 The Church always has enemies, Agent Mulder. 69 00:07:05,552 --> 00:07:09,014 The size of the bomb would have limited its destruction to the crypt. 70 00:07:09,097 --> 00:07:13,435 - Is there anything there worth targeting? - Not really. 71 00:07:13,518 --> 00:07:17,522 Just some old bones, artifacts, relics, 72 00:07:18,356 --> 00:07:22,652 documents that we store down there in the cold. 73 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:25,196 I like to think of it as God's refrigerator. 74 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,866 - That's a great line. - Thank you. 75 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:30,076 - God's refrigerator. - Wayne, shut up. 76 00:07:30,368 --> 00:07:33,288 No treasures to the outside world. 77 00:07:33,371 --> 00:07:36,958 Things of negligible monetary value, 78 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:39,669 but great spiritual value to the Church. 79 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:46,217 Ancient devotional texts, medieval relics. 80 00:07:46,301 --> 00:07:48,803 How about the shroud of Turin? 81 00:07:48,887 --> 00:07:51,556 No, afraid not. 82 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,100 But we do have the bathrobe of St Peter. 83 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:57,228 - You're kidding? - Yes, I am. 84 00:07:57,354 --> 00:08:01,316 - That's a good line. - Wayne. Shut up. 85 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,527 Who comes down to the crypt here? 86 00:08:04,611 --> 00:08:07,030 Only myself. 87 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:10,075 We have half a mile of catacombs here. 88 00:08:12,202 --> 00:08:14,871 I like to walk here during lunch. 89 00:08:24,923 --> 00:08:27,634 That's where the bomb went off. 90 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:34,140 Well, my instinct, is to see this desecration of the dead less as a murder attempt 91 00:08:34,224 --> 00:08:36,226 and more as a terrorist act. - (phone) 92 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:38,395 A message... 93 00:08:43,441 --> 00:08:46,528 Uh, this isn't me. I think it's you. 94 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:50,699 Excuse me. 95 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:55,161 - That's... that's not me. - Let me check. 96 00:08:58,540 --> 00:09:00,583 Not me. 97 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,794 We never get reception here. 98 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:05,630 (ringing continues) 99 00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:29,154 Would that be St Jude's cellphone, Cardinal? 100 00:09:32,657 --> 00:09:34,743 No. 101 00:09:35,493 --> 00:09:37,579 That's Micah Hoffman. 102 00:09:50,258 --> 00:09:52,927 Micah Hoffman, Willie Mays and Frank Serpico, 103 00:09:53,011 --> 00:09:55,722 that's my holy trinity, Scully. 104 00:09:55,847 --> 00:10:00,143 Of course, I'm too young to remember, but wasn't he a '60s campus radical 105 00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:02,270 like a Jerry Ruben or a Mario Savio? 106 00:10:02,353 --> 00:10:06,608 Name a '60s counterculture movement, and Hoffman was at or near the centre of it. 107 00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:09,986 He was one of the original Weathermen. He was the first yippie. 108 00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:14,949 He was a better poet that Ginsberg and the starting shortstop for his baseball team. 109 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,535 Then in the '70s, didn't he go real low profile? 110 00:10:17,619 --> 00:10:20,497 Right after Altamont. He was never heard from again. 111 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:24,542 The Stones get blamed for everything. I don't get it. 112 00:10:24,626 --> 00:10:26,920 This should be it, here. 113 00:10:29,547 --> 00:10:32,967 - What did Skinner want you for? - Just paperwork. 114 00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:36,137 Mm. Hm-hm. 115 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:49,400 - Mulder, we should have a warrant. - Hey, it's only the Constitution. No big deal. 116 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,571 - Wow. - Dis-feng shui. 117 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:57,283 Sorry to denigrate a third of your trinity, 118 00:10:57,408 --> 00:11:01,162 but it looks like Hoffman was killed by one of his own bombs. 119 00:11:06,084 --> 00:11:09,254 Well, from dharma bum to dharma bomb. 120 00:11:15,301 --> 00:11:17,846 I knew Hoffman was a master potter. 121 00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:21,182 It appears he was a master calligrapher as well. 122 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:25,937 Look, Mulder, we've got gum arabic and sodium hydroxide here. 123 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:30,900 Ooof. These would be used to age the ink and the paper prematurely. 124 00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:33,236 It's a forger's trick. 125 00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:36,155 Well, from counterculture to counterfeiter. 126 00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,700 All right, one more pun and I pull out my gun. 127 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:46,791 Scully, look at that. "Christos". Looks like a religious text. Can you read Greek at all? 128 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,419 Well, it's pretty rusty. 129 00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:52,755 But it looks like some kind of lost Gospel. 130 00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:55,383 A Gospel of Mary Magdalene. 131 00:11:55,466 --> 00:12:00,013 And an account of Christ's life on earth after the Resurrection. 132 00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:04,392 - After? - Yeah. It's a heretical text, Mulder. 133 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:07,228 Mythical, but long rumoured to be in existence. 134 00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:10,607 What would Hoffman be doing with heretical religious texts? 135 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:13,484 The question is what would he be doing forging them? 136 00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:21,200 I think the real question is what might O'Fallon be doing with Hoffman's forgeries? 137 00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:26,205 You don't need a Weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Don't shoot. 138 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:34,881 I like the way you guys work. No warrants, no permission, no research. 139 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:37,884 You're like studio executives with guns. 140 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:41,804 Should I call you Agent Mulder or Mr Mulder? 141 00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:44,015 Or, like, do you have a nickname? 142 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:46,851 Shh, Shh, shh. 143 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:55,026 Like Skin Man? 144 00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:59,030 - Just ignore me. - What's that? 145 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:06,746 It looks like the same Gospel of Mary Scully lD'd over at Hoffman's place. 146 00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:10,625 So, is this a forgery or is this the real thing? 147 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:15,630 There is no real gospel of Mary, Federman. The original would be a fake. 148 00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:20,301 All right, so it this a real fake or a fake fake? 149 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:23,054 - (phone) - It's me. 150 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:29,143 I can hear you. 151 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:35,233 It's just your voice is... It's like a crackly sound and then I hear a syllable. 152 00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:39,821 Stop yelling. Yelling isn't helping the situation. Just talk. 153 00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:42,031 You're breaking up. 154 00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:44,409 No. Let me call you back. OK. 155 00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:50,039 Yeah, I'm telling you. I'm going through a crypt. 156 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:55,128 Oh! 157 00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,943 Wow. 158 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:34,167 Oh, my God. 159 00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:44,969 Now, Wayne, I'm sure that it was dark in there, 160 00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:48,306 and that your eyes were playing tricks on you. 161 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:52,143 And you've been influenced by ghost stories and horror movies 162 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,520 that take place in crypts and graveyards. 163 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:59,650 And you hallucinated this vision of these dancing bones 164 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:02,862 trying to reconstruct this bowl. 165 00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:07,366 No, I didn't hallucinate. That was mechanical or CGI. 166 00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:10,703 Federman, that wasn't a movie. That was real life. 167 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:13,039 The difference being? 168 00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:15,458 Well, I have got my flavour here. 169 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:19,003 So, I appreciate all your help. I've got a movie to write. 170 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:21,255 You don't want to get to the bottom of this? 171 00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:23,341 Not especially. 172 00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:26,928 Well, you know, sometimes truth can be stranger than fiction. 173 00:15:27,011 --> 00:15:29,639 Well, fiction is quicker than truth and cheaper. 174 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:32,934 You want my advice? You're both crazy. 175 00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:34,268 Why do you say that? 176 00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:36,813 You're crazy for believing what you believe. 177 00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:40,733 And you're crazy for not believing what he believes. 178 00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:46,447 I'll leave you with that. Thank you. 179 00:15:51,077 --> 00:15:52,328 I miss him already. 180 00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:56,582 I know that Federman's BS-ing you. 181 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:59,335 So I'm really hesitant to mention this. 182 00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:03,464 But, um, his story reminds me of the Lazarus bowl. 183 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:08,719 - The Lazarus bowl? - We had this wacky nun in Catholic school. 184 00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:11,848 We called her Sister Spooky, cos she told us scary stories. 185 00:16:12,056 --> 00:16:14,809 Twisted Sister. That's my kind of nun, you know? 186 00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:17,645 She'd hold up an old piece of wood with a rusty nail in it 187 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:21,607 and say "This is a piece of the cross that Christ's wrist was nailed to." 188 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:27,780 Or she'd show us a vial of red liquid and say that it was John the Baptist's blood. 189 00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:30,867 She'd be in prison today. You realise that? 190 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:34,704 Well, she'd tell the story of when Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. 191 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:38,958 And she said that there was this old woman who was Lazarus' aunt or something... 192 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,920 - Lazarus' aunt? - Spinning a clay bowl on a wheel nearby. 193 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:47,091 And that Christ's words, the actual incantation to raise the dead, 194 00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,635 were recorded in the grooves of the pottery, 195 00:16:49,719 --> 00:16:53,347 just like the way music is recorded into vinyl. 196 00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:58,519 You see? It's just not true that you can't get good science at Catholic school. It's a lie. 197 00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:03,274 Well, Sister Spooky says that these words in the clay 198 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:06,235 still have the power to raise the dead. 199 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:11,449 - Just like Jesus raised Lazarus. - That is a very cool story coming from you. 200 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:16,746 I'll have Chuck Burks meet you, see if this clay has Christ's greatest hits on it. 201 00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:21,709 And I'm gonna go have another audience with Cardinal O'Fallon. 202 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:26,672 There's music in the air, Agent Scully. 203 00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:30,134 See, everything that exists vibrates and therefore sings. 204 00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:35,223 The street, your internal organs, electricity, everything. 205 00:17:36,307 --> 00:17:38,851 And... Here, I'll show ya. 206 00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:42,521 You see, this is my voice, bouncing around in the red here. 207 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:46,067 And all this yellow is ambient sound that we habitually tune out. 208 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:51,489 It's the hum of my hardware, Mulder's porn tapes on pause, the sounds from the street. 209 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:57,119 Everything we hear, but we don't know we hear, I can hear it with this machine. 210 00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,956 Oh! 211 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,458 What is it? 212 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,627 (heavenly choir) 213 00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:12,677 - Who made this? - We're not sure. 214 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,638 Either a forger by the name of Micah Hoffman 215 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:19,767 or someone else in the vicinity of Jesus Christ. 216 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:24,355 Bazingo. 217 00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,774 Whoever did it is a musical genius. 218 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:29,735 This is vibrating in all the keys at once. It's heavenly. 219 00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:33,823 Can you translate what it says there for me, please? 220 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,953 Did you recover them from the crypt? 221 00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,122 Yes. 222 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:50,506 "And then Jesus took his beloved Mary Magdalene in an embrace." 223 00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:55,303 "An embrace not of God and woman, but of man and woman." 224 00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:59,181 "And Jesus said to Mary. 'Love the body, 225 00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:05,021 for it is all of the soul that our senses can perceive."' 226 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,232 And how about these? 227 00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:10,985 These would appear to be copies of the original. 228 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:13,946 And rough drafts. 229 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:16,907 - How? - They're all forgeries, sir. 230 00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:22,288 Did you buy these from Micah Hoffman? 231 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:31,047 - I thought they were real. - I can understand that. He was a master. 232 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:34,550 They're virtually indistinguishable from the real thing. 233 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:38,095 The paper is authentic, the ink, the hand, the diction. 234 00:19:38,304 --> 00:19:41,098 Hoffman was also an explosives expert. 235 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:46,437 Do you have any idea what he might have been doing with a bomb in the crypt? 236 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:52,401 Can you think of anybody who might have wanted to kill Micah Hoffman? 237 00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:54,445 No. 238 00:19:55,154 --> 00:19:57,740 Why were you hiding the documents, sir? 239 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:06,874 When Micah came to me with these, as I then thought, ancient texts, 240 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,710 and our experts verified them, 241 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,172 it exploded a bomb in my heart. 242 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:17,676 The Christ that I loved was not the Christ in these texts. 243 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,888 So you bought them in order to hide them? 244 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:32,191 To keep others from feeling the despair and the anger that I felt. 245 00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:40,783 To protect people from what I can now see they needed no protection from. 246 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,911 Why didn't you just destroy the documents yourself? 247 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,080 I thought they were real. 248 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,416 I hated them, I despised them. 249 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:53,546 I would have liked to have destroyed them, but I couldn't. 250 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,635 Is being made a fool of a crime, Agent Mulder? 251 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,930 I'd be doing life if it were, sir. 252 00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,312 - Scully. - Hey, Scully, it's me. 253 00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:13,023 Can you horn in on the Hoffman autopsy for me? 254 00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:16,235 - Why? - I got a feeling he was dead before he died. 255 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:20,156 He was blackmailing O'Fallon. Maybe O'Fallon retaliated. 256 00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,740 Mulder, this bowl. 257 00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:25,953 Your buddy Chuck Burks says it has properties he's never seen before. 258 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:29,790 If... Hold on a second. That's my other line. 259 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:34,420 - Yeah, Mulder. - It's Wayne-slash-Federman out in LA. 260 00:21:34,712 --> 00:21:38,466 - I can't really talk about the case. - Skin Man's keeping me in the loop. 261 00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:42,136 Listen, who do you see playing you in the movie? 262 00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:46,557 - I'm in the movie? - Ah, it's a character loosely based on you. 263 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,226 It's more of an amalgamation. 264 00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:51,395 Hold on a second, Wayne. 265 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,399 - Hey, Sister Spooky, I gotta take this. - I'll call you after the autopsy. 266 00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:57,485 Thanks. 267 00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:01,489 - How about Richard Gere? - (wild laughter) 268 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:07,495 Yeah, OK. Seriously. What if I said to you the name, Garry Shandling? 269 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:10,039 It sounded like you said Garry Shandling. 270 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:14,627 Garry Shandling signed on to play the amalgamation loosely based on you. 271 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:18,339 And Téa Leoni playing the amalgamation loosely based on your partner. 272 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:22,968 - You stud. It's called "The Lazarus Bowl". - How do you know about the Lazarus bowl? 273 00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:28,599 The Skin Man. Listen, Shandling and Leoni wanna meet you guys. 274 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,393 Get your flavour. It's an actor-type thing. 275 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:35,231 Come on out to the studio on our dime. We'll make it nice. 276 00:22:35,356 --> 00:22:38,484 Hey, who's... then, who's gonna play Skinner in the movie? 277 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,945 Richard Gere. 278 00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:44,698 Fracturing of skull and surface abrasions 279 00:22:44,782 --> 00:22:48,410 initially consistent with concussive force injuries. 280 00:22:48,494 --> 00:22:53,457 I am now weighing the heart, which is relatively normal. 281 00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:56,085 Although somewhat large. 282 00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:00,506 I'm gonna need that when you're done with it. 283 00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:02,967 Oh, my God. 284 00:23:13,269 --> 00:23:17,064 - Who are you? - I am who I am. 285 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,612 Uh-uh. Noli me tangere, baby. 286 00:23:31,996 --> 00:23:34,915 Ow. Damn it. 287 00:24:11,035 --> 00:24:12,953 What'd you find? 288 00:24:13,037 --> 00:24:17,791 In Micah Hoffman's stomach there were traces of red wine and strychnine. 289 00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:21,795 Man, oh, Manischevitz communion wine, I bet. 290 00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:26,216 I bet O'Fallon poisoned him and then put his body near the explosion to cover his tracks. 291 00:24:26,342 --> 00:24:30,512 - That's possible, Mulder. - I could get a warrant for O'Fallon. 292 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:34,808 (O'Fallon) You are the one God living in truth. 293 00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:39,438 Through all eternity, you live in unapproachable light. 294 00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:41,815 (Scully) Let's allow the man some dignity. 295 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:44,360 You fill your creatures with every blessing 296 00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:47,696 and lead all men to the joyful vision of your life. 297 00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:51,909 In ourjoy, we sing to your glory with all the choirs of angels. 298 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:56,789 Holy, holy, holy Lord, God of power and might. 299 00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:03,587 Heaven and earth are full of your glory. Hosanna in the highest. 300 00:25:04,213 --> 00:25:07,591 Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord. 301 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:09,802 Hosanna in the highest. 302 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,237 Consummatum est. 303 00:25:32,408 --> 00:25:39,164 Lord Jesus Christ, you said to your apostles " I leave you in peace. My peace I give you." 304 00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:42,292 Let's get this over with. 305 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:47,506 And grant us the peace and unity of your kingdom. Amen. 306 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:52,094 Augustine O'Fallon, you're under arrest for the murder of Micah Hoffman. 307 00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:55,264 - You have the right to remain silent. - Oh, my God. 308 00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:57,474 Mulder... 309 00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:00,602 Do you see what I see? 310 00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:07,067 - Yes, I do. - Is that Micah Hoffman? 311 00:26:07,151 --> 00:26:09,570 (O'Fallon) Yes, it is. 312 00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:17,953 Misidentification of a corpse and subsequent unrequested autopsy. 313 00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:21,957 Sir, the dead man looked very much like Micah Hoffman. 314 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,417 He had Hoffman's ID on him. 315 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:27,671 Scully, if I'm carrying Marilyn Monroe's purse, 316 00:26:27,755 --> 00:26:31,550 would you assume that I slept with JFK? 317 00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:40,267 Mulder, the FBI has always prided itself in the speedy expedition of its cases. 318 00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:44,688 But this is the first time that we've ever attempted to pursue a murder case 319 00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:46,523 where the victim was alive. 320 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:48,776 - A bomb went off. A crime's been committed. 321 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:51,278 There's a dead body nobody gives a damn about. 322 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:55,949 O'Fallon's been less than forthcoming, and Hoffman is guilty of forgery and extortion. 323 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:59,411 Agent Mulder, you will leave O'Fallon and Hoffman alone! 324 00:26:59,495 --> 00:27:03,290 And, Agent Scully, you'll put your trigger-happy scalpel away! 325 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:07,711 Best-case scenario, you get to keep yourjobs. 326 00:27:07,795 --> 00:27:11,715 Worst-case, the Church brings a huge, embarrassing lawsuit against us, 327 00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:15,594 which will feature you two as the sacrificial lambs! 328 00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:19,681 As of right now, 329 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:25,395 I'm forcing you to take a four-week leave effective immediately, pending review. 330 00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:30,442 This Richard Gere thing is going to Skinner's head. 331 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:34,404 - We're off this case, Mulder. - Compadres. 332 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:40,452 I've teased out something very fabulous from your pottery there. 333 00:27:41,912 --> 00:27:45,374 Layered in under the ambience. There. Guess what language that is? 334 00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:48,293 - Chuck, I've had a bad day. - It's a dead language. 335 00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:51,755 I had a linguist in here to listen to the recording. It's Aramaic. 336 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:57,678 That's the language that Christ spoke. Did your linguist happen to translate it? 337 00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,513 It's in two parts. 338 00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:05,352 The first part here roughly translates as "I am the walrus. I am the walrus." 339 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,604 "Paul is dead. Goo goo goo joob." 340 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:11,191 Although there is no Aramaic word for walrus. So it literally says: 341 00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:13,652 "I am the bearded cow-like sea beast." 342 00:28:13,944 --> 00:28:18,115 - What's the second part? - The second part's a little freakier. Here. 343 00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:21,410 - What is it? - It appears to be one man 344 00:28:21,493 --> 00:28:24,454 commanding another to rise from the dead. 345 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:30,377 Lazarus? 346 00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:42,681 I am become Jesus Christ. 347 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:49,646 I am become sceptical. 348 00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:53,734 There I was, totally bumming after Altamont. 349 00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:56,737 And I thought "Throw in the towel and go to law school 350 00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:01,617 or continue the fight and become a forger of scandalous religious documents." 351 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:06,371 I suppose that's a choice every young gifted American male is faced with. 352 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,540 I knew O'Fallon from college. 353 00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:11,752 - He was a divinity professor of mine. - At Columbia? 354 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:14,755 And he's a decent man, but with an overweening pride 355 00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:21,011 and sense of responsibility born of a lack of respect for the human animal. 356 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:26,850 He believes in God, but not in man and man's ability to choose to live in freedom. 357 00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:30,520 He has Christ in his brain but not in his heart. 358 00:29:32,064 --> 00:29:39,738 So you created a Christ that was more suited to your particular world-view? 359 00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:42,699 But before I could write like Him, I had to become Him, 360 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:47,037 in much the same way I imagine an actor who plays a part becomes that part. 361 00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:49,498 So I immersed myself in Jesus Christ. 362 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:56,338 Notjust the Church and teachings, but the man, the custom of his time, 363 00:29:56,421 --> 00:30:01,635 the language, the vibe, the feeling of Christ. 364 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:08,058 So why didn't O'Fallon and the elders go outside the Church for authentification? 365 00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:13,105 Because the forgeries are too damning of the Church. They couldn't risk the exposure. 366 00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:17,901 But then something truly weird came over me. 367 00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:20,237 Remorse? 368 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:24,116 Conversion, Agent Scully. 369 00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:30,622 The lightning bolt that transformed Saul to Paul on the road to Damascus. 370 00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:36,169 One day I was not just impersonating Jesus Christ, 371 00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:39,464 I had become him. 372 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,428 That's why I blew up the crypt. 373 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:48,724 The forgeries were blasphemous and needed to be destroyed. 374 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:57,065 How did your cellphone get on the dead man in the crypt? 375 00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:04,406 God works in mysterious ways. 376 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:09,911 As long as they can think, we'll have our problems. 377 00:31:09,995 --> 00:31:13,081 But those whom we are using cannot think. They are the dead 378 00:31:13,165 --> 00:31:17,586 brought to assimilate life by our electrode attempts. It's open! 379 00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:22,549 You know, it's an interesting thing when you consider the earth people who can think 380 00:31:22,632 --> 00:31:26,011 (actor on TV) ..are so frightened by those who cannot. The dead. 381 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:28,138 Couldn't sleep either, huh? 382 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:31,224 Plan 9 from Outer Space? 383 00:31:31,308 --> 00:31:34,936 Yeah. It's the Ed Wood investigative method. 384 00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:38,106 This movie is so profoundly bad in such a childlike way 385 00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:43,653 that it hypnotises my mind and frees up my right brain to make associo-poetic leaps. 386 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:46,114 I started flashing on Hoffman and O'Fallon. 387 00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:51,369 How there's this archetypal relationship. Like Hoffman's Jesus to O'Fallon's Judas. 388 00:31:51,453 --> 00:31:54,706 Hoffman's Jesus to O'Fallon's Dostoyevsky's Grand Inquisitor 389 00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:57,125 or Hoffman's Jesus to O'Fallon's St Paul. 390 00:31:57,334 --> 00:32:01,171 How about Hoffman's Road Runner to O'Fallon's Wile E Coyote? 391 00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:08,386 - Mulder? - Yeah? 392 00:32:10,847 --> 00:32:15,644 Do you think it's at all possible that Hoffman is really Jesus Christ? 393 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:18,772 - Are you making fun of me? - No. 394 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:24,027 Well, no, I don't. But crazy people can be very persuasive. 395 00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:26,571 Well, yes, I know that. 396 00:32:31,868 --> 00:32:35,372 Maybe true faith is really a form of insanity. 397 00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:40,836 - Are you directing that at me? - No! I'm directing it at myself. 398 00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:43,046 And at Ed Wood. 399 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:49,970 Well, you know, even a broken clock is right 730 times a year. 400 00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:00,438 - How...? - 42. 401 00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:04,234 You've seen this movie 42 times? 402 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:08,530 - Yes. - Doesn't that make you sad? 403 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:12,284 - It makes me sad. - You ever been to Hollywood? 404 00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:14,619 Oh, a couple of times a few years ago. 405 00:33:14,703 --> 00:33:16,997 You're going to be there in the morning. 406 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,293 Just a few minutes from Hollywood in the town of San Fernando, 407 00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:25,088 reports have come in of saucers flying so low the... 408 00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:29,009 You know, we've got four weeks' probation vacation and nothing to do. 409 00:33:29,092 --> 00:33:32,179 And Wayne's invited us to LA to watch his movie being filmed. 410 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:35,932 And God knows I could use a little sunshine. 411 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:37,934 Scully? 412 00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:43,148 (Scully) California, here we come. 413 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:37,661 Agents, I'm so glad you could hang. 414 00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:42,582 I want you to meet the people that are gonna play you. 415 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:46,086 Garry Shandling, Téa Leoni, this is Agents Mulder and Scully. 416 00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:49,965 - Nice to meet you. - Big fan. Fox Mulder. 417 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:53,927 No kidding? Huh. 418 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:59,557 While I've got you here, maybe you could show me how to run in these things. 419 00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:06,273 Right over here, I was thinking... I tell you, I'm having a hell of a time in these heels. 420 00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:08,066 - Hey. Uh, uh... - Hi. 421 00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:10,944 How are you? Listen, can I ask you something? 422 00:35:11,027 --> 00:35:14,406 - Sure. - Do you dress to the left or to the right? 423 00:35:18,034 --> 00:35:21,246 What do you mean? 424 00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:27,711 When I play a character, I need to find his centre, his sort of rudder, so to say. 425 00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:30,297 And then everything comes from that. 426 00:35:34,050 --> 00:35:36,136 Uh... 427 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:39,889 I guess mostly to the left. 428 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:45,353 - Mostly? - Most of the time. 429 00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:49,899 - Most of the time... to the left. - Mm-hm. 430 00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:53,069 Wardrobe! 431 00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:58,199 - Rolling! - And rollando! 432 00:35:58,283 --> 00:36:02,120 Come on, now. Kick it in the arse. And, action zombies! 433 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,998 (Leoni screams) 434 00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:07,542 - What is this? - Cut! Go ahead, ruin my career. 435 00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:10,128 What seems to be the problem, Mr Zombie, sir? 436 00:36:10,253 --> 00:36:12,630 What the hell's in my mouth? 437 00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:18,553 - What's Téa Leoni's shoulder made out of? - Uh, what is Téa Leoni's shoulder made of? 438 00:36:18,636 --> 00:36:24,017 - Turkey, just like you asked for. - Miss Leoni's shoulder's made of turkey. 439 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:27,812 Tofurkey! I asked for Tofurkey! I'm a vegetarian! 440 00:36:27,937 --> 00:36:31,358 Half the zombies are vegetarian! Oh, my God! 441 00:36:31,441 --> 00:36:34,361 The people are made out of turkey! 442 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:40,492 - Hello? - Hey, Mulder, it's me. What are you doing? 443 00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:43,995 I'm working at the computer, what are you doing? 444 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:49,959 I'm packing. Just, you know, getting ready for our trip back to DC tomorrow. 445 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,212 You know, I was just thinking about Lazarus, 446 00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:54,798 Ed Wood and those Tofurkey zombies. 447 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:57,050 How come when people come back from the dead, 448 00:36:57,133 --> 00:36:59,219 they always wanna hurt the living? 449 00:36:59,302 --> 00:37:02,764 That's because people can't really come back from the dead. 450 00:37:02,847 --> 00:37:07,394 I mean, ghosts and zombies are just projections of our own cannibalistic 451 00:37:07,477 --> 00:37:10,438 and sexual fears and desires. 452 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:12,941 They are who we fear that we are at heart. 453 00:37:13,024 --> 00:37:16,319 Just mindless automatons who can only kill and eat. 454 00:37:16,444 --> 00:37:19,072 Party pooper. Well, I got a new theory. 455 00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:22,492 I say that when zombies try to eat people it's just the first stage. 456 00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:26,746 They've just come back, so they'll do all the things they missed from being alive. 457 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,958 So first they're gonna eat. Then they'll drink. 458 00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:32,043 Then they'll dance and make love. 459 00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:38,633 Oh, I see. So we never get to stay with them long enough to see the gentler side of them. 460 00:37:38,716 --> 00:37:42,929 Exactly. Hold on a second. It's my other line. 461 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:45,723 - Hello? - It's Assistant Director Skinner. 462 00:37:45,849 --> 00:37:49,978 - I hope I didn't catch you at a bad time. - No, sir. I'm just at the computer. 463 00:37:50,061 --> 00:37:52,605 I want to apologise for coming down so hard on you 464 00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:56,067 over the Hoffman-slash-OFallon case. 465 00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:59,571 - I appreciate that, Skin Man. - Don't call me that. 466 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:02,866 Um, where are you now? 467 00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:05,702 I'm underneath you. I'm at the same hotel as you. 468 00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:07,829 Right below you and Agent Scully. 469 00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:11,082 Federman got me an associate producer credit on the movie. 470 00:38:11,207 --> 00:38:13,334 AP Skinner, huh? 471 00:38:15,753 --> 00:38:19,090 Uh, so what are you up to right now, sir? 472 00:38:19,215 --> 00:38:21,926 I'm taking a bubble bath. 473 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:24,721 Oh, hold on just one second, sir. 474 00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:29,434 Hey, Scully, Skin Man is calling me from a bubble bath. 475 00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:35,690 - It's still me, Mulder. - Uh, sorry. Just hold on one second, sir. 476 00:38:36,941 --> 00:38:41,196 Scully? Yeah, Skinner is calling me from a bubble bath. 477 00:38:41,279 --> 00:38:45,408 - Wow. He's really gone Hollywood. - Totally. 478 00:38:46,117 --> 00:38:50,955 You know, Mulder, speaking of Hollywood, I think Téa Leoni has a little crush on you. 479 00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:55,293 Oh, yeah, right. Like Téa Leoni's ever gonna have a crush on me. 480 00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:59,297 - I think that Shandling likes you a bit, too. - Really? 481 00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:04,677 I love you, Scully. 482 00:39:04,761 --> 00:39:08,431 - No ifs, ands, or... - Bees. 483 00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:14,103 Wait... wait, Mulder... I can't. 484 00:39:14,187 --> 00:39:19,067 I know this feels wrong because we're friends and we treat each other as equals. 485 00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:21,819 No, it's not that. It's not that. 486 00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:24,030 Well, what, then? 487 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:31,329 I'm in love with Assistant Director Walter Skinner. 488 00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:36,501 - That's it. I just can't take it any more. - Shh, Mulder. Sit down. 489 00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:39,128 What does he have that I don't have? 490 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:42,131 - A bigger flashlight. - (audience laughs) 491 00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:12,745 I've been looking all over for you. 492 00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:22,422 They got it so wrong, Scully. 493 00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:28,678 I got a page from the Washington Bureau. 494 00:40:31,222 --> 00:40:34,100 Micah Hoffman was murdered tonight. 495 00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:37,520 Murdered in his own home by Cardinal O'Fallon, 496 00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:40,940 who then hanged himself. 497 00:40:41,024 --> 00:40:44,527 - A murder-suicide. - It's Jesus and Judas, Scully. 498 00:40:45,194 --> 00:40:48,197 Well, it's all over now. 499 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:50,283 No, no. 500 00:40:50,366 --> 00:40:52,493 It's just beginning. 501 00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:59,042 Hoffman and O'Fallon were these complicated, flawed, beautiful people. 502 00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:01,961 And now they'll be remembered as jokes cos of this movie. 503 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:06,549 The character based on O'Fallon is in the credits as cigarette-smoking pontiff. 504 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,718 How silly is that? 505 00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:11,471 - Pretty silly. - What about us? 506 00:41:11,554 --> 00:41:14,849 How are we gonna be remembered now because of this movie? 507 00:41:14,932 --> 00:41:17,769 - Hopefully the movie'll tank. - What about the dead 508 00:41:17,852 --> 00:41:20,897 who are silent and can't tell their stories any more? 509 00:41:21,147 --> 00:41:24,067 They'll have to rely on Hollywood to show how we lived. 510 00:41:24,192 --> 00:41:28,488 And it'll all become oversimplified and trivialised 511 00:41:28,571 --> 00:41:30,907 and cigarette-smoking pontiff-icised. 512 00:41:31,032 --> 00:41:37,413 And become as plastic and meaningless as this stupid plastic Lazarus bowl. 513 00:41:37,747 --> 00:41:41,417 I think the dead are beyond caring what people think about them. 514 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:44,504 Hopefully, we can adopt the same attitude. 515 00:41:44,587 --> 00:41:48,216 You do know that there aren't real dead people out there, right? 516 00:41:48,299 --> 00:41:51,678 That this is a movie set? 517 00:41:51,761 --> 00:41:54,263 The dead are everywhere, Scully. 518 00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:57,767 Well, we're alive. 519 00:41:58,768 --> 00:42:05,274 And we're relatively young. And Skinner was so tickled by the movie... 520 00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:09,153 - I bet he was. - That he's given us a Bureau credit card 521 00:42:09,237 --> 00:42:11,447 to use for the evening. 522 00:42:14,075 --> 00:42:16,160 Come on. 523 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,046 - Mulder, I have something to confess. - What's that? 524 00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:30,299 I'm in love with Associate Producer Walter Skinner. 525 00:42:30,383 --> 00:42:32,927 (they both laugh) 526 00:42:34,303 --> 00:42:36,472 Ah, me too. 527 00:42:43,938 --> 00:42:45,982 (rapping) 528 00:42:51,654 --> 00:42:53,740 (musiC) 529 00:44:33,631 --> 00:44:36,509 Visiontext Subtitles: Marisa Castle de Joncaire 530 00:44:36,592 --> 00:44:38,219 (Child) I made this!