1 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:24,085 "And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Stars Desert Inn Hotel, Las Vegas, 2 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,546 presents the final performance 3 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:31,717 of the incomparable singing sensation, 4 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,719 Miss Deloris Van Cartier." 5 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:44,790 But my mama told me, you better shop around! 6 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:48,002 So that's what I did. I shopped. 7 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,337 I shopped and I shopped. 8 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:53,007 And I found something special. 9 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:56,427 I got myself a brand-new hustle. 10 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:28,584 See how they treat me? He got my cousin, he got my coat. 11 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:31,003 When I tried to get it back, he whipped out this... 12 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,780 Magic! 13 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,493 You know this song. Let's sing. 14 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,419 She's coming! 15 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,182 These are my friends. Ladies, sing this for me. 16 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:31,146 Come up and join us. Come on, come on. And hurry up. Ladies! 17 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:44,535 Look out! 18 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,548 What you doing? 19 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:27,119 Thank you! 20 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,621 You were fantastic! 21 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,915 Oh, my! Nice outfit. 22 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,001 Glad I didn't wear mine. 23 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,503 That last bit was great. 24 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,631 I'm a big fan. I got your album. 25 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,134 This is my manager, Joey. 26 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:46,805 - What do you want? - Are you represented? 27 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:50,059 They're nuns. God represents them. 28 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:53,896 Can God get you your own dressing room? You were great. 29 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:55,105 She taught me to sing. 30 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:59,526 I am so glad to see you guys. What are you doing here? 31 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,570 We came to see you. 32 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,530 Staying a long time? 33 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:07,368 We'll be back on the road tonight. We don't have any time to chat. 34 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:12,289 Maybe a little chat. But we do have to get back. We're teachers now. 35 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:17,836 It's all because of you. You inspired us to go out into the community 36 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:21,298 and do some good in the hood. Oh, my! 37 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:25,427 Can I get you guys something? Sit down. 38 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:30,182 Can they even hear you in the back of the room when you're teaching? 39 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:32,101 I'm getting better. 40 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:36,146 We're teaching at St Francis Academy in San Francisco. 41 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:41,151 I went to that school. It was... They need good teachers. 42 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,278 We're having a barrel of laughs. 43 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:48,992 Though the kids get a little unruly. Actually, they're out of control. 44 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:52,621 It was so bad, last week, Sister Mary Patrick frowned - twice! 45 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,751 - Let's get down to business. - Excuse me. 46 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,462 - Business goes through me. - No, excuse me. 47 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:04,091 These are my friends. I'm talking to them. 48 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,677 - I'm talking to my friends. - I'm your manager. 49 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:09,596 - Forgive us. Excuse me. - Go ahead. 50 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,014 Thank you. 51 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,226 You come up here, you come to see me. What's going on? 52 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,145 Does Mother Superior know you're here? 53 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,647 She sent us on this mission to... 54 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,275 We're not to come back without you. 55 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:22,693 What does she want? 56 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:23,902 We're not certain. 57 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:27,614 But she needs you and wants us to bring you back. 58 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,741 Is she OK healthwise? 59 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,870 She's fine. She's a little desperate. 60 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,038 She's desperate?! 61 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:04,359 I'll get it! I'll get it! 62 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:16,121 - I'll take it. - What? 63 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,082 Sit, sit! 64 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,521 Welcome. 65 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:50,405 It's good to see you. 66 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:55,369 Sister Mary Claren... Oh, I do apologise. Deloris. 67 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,081 It's so good to see you too. 68 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:03,168 I'm sorry I couldn't join the sisters in Las Vegas. 69 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,296 I've heard you are truly a spectacle. 70 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,840 Well, I work at it. 71 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,844 You're probably wondering why I asked the sisters to bring you. 72 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,639 I am curious. What's all the mystery? 73 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:21,061 Well, you see, Deloris, we need your help here... 74 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,190 at St Francis. 75 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:29,278 We seem to have got in slightly over our heads. 76 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,073 What... do you want? 77 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,410 Help us by becoming a teacher. 78 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:43,584 A teacher? Me? Oh, no! I'm not cut out to be a teacher. 79 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,669 Who would I teach? What would I teach? 80 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,839 Teach the children. Teach music. 81 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:53,510 You weren't cut out to be a nun either, but at St Katherine's 82 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:57,055 you brought a new spirit into the convent and the community. 83 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:01,560 You were... infectious. You could be as infectious here. 84 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:04,521 You're making me sound like a disease. 85 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:10,652 We are struggling with a community that is tired, worn and despairing. 86 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:14,656 We saw this school as some sort of renewal. 87 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:18,243 But it's becoming a hopeless situation. 88 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:23,999 We have nowhere else to turn. We are desperate women, Deloris. 89 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,879 - We need you. - I'm... 90 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,089 Think of the children. 91 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:37,346 We must invest in their future. And who better to help us than you? 92 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,514 I'm a lounge singer. 93 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,433 You are the perfect example 94 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:46,772 of how a sow's ear can be turned into a silk purse. 95 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,528 Well, I probably wouldn't have put it quite like that. 96 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,907 I mean, my career's started to take off. 97 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:59,409 I want to get into my success. 98 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,412 A success you might not have had 99 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:08,168 without the help of supportive friends who shall remain nameless. 100 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:11,588 So you're gonna be like that with the guilt? 101 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:16,551 Guilt? I would never use guilt. I'm a nun. 102 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,805 All right, I'll do it for you. 103 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:23,475 Thank you. I knew we could count on you. 104 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,185 You're talking about a week? 105 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:30,440 I don't think we should restrict ourselves to a time frame. 106 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,651 Sisters! 107 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,949 Deloris has agreed to join our teaching staff. 108 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,827 Could you take her to the changing room? 109 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,496 Sure. Absolutely. 110 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,083 Tell me why I'm dressed like this again. 111 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,585 The fathers here are very strict. 112 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:55,132 If they found out you weren't a nun or a teacher, they might... 113 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,467 - Ask me to leave? - In a New York minute. 114 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,636 Now I'm undercover again. 115 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,180 - It could be fun. - Convent living's grim. 116 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,641 All I need's a bed and a place to kneel. 117 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,310 Wait till you see what we have in the room for you! 118 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:11,398 You didn't do something silly! What did you put in it, a bidet? 119 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,859 - A bi-what? - Never mind. What is it? 120 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,819 A watched pot never boils. Wait. 121 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,322 - Don't tell her. It's a surprise. - Oh, come on. 122 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,367 One, two, three. 123 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,419 Curtains! 124 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,717 Sometimes it resembles a battleground at recess. 125 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,928 Mostly, the kids are well behaved. 126 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,850 A new nun. 127 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:51,938 Sister Mary something or other. I'm terrible with names. 128 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,649 - Who was that? - The older one is our principal. 129 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:58,987 Father Maurice. The other is Mr Crisp. 130 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,072 He's only been here a few months. 131 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,909 I think I've seen her somewhere before. 132 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,786 Just long enough to hate us. 133 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:10,457 The kids call him the devil. He's just got the grumps. 134 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,543 I don't care who he is. I just want to put the top up on my car. 135 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,629 If there's a car left. 136 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,173 What did she mean? Is that a joke? 137 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:22,677 I'd like you to join me in welcoming the new addition 138 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:26,223 to the teaching staff, Sister Mary... 139 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,433 Clarence. 140 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,021 Who will be teaching our... 141 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,733 - Music. - Is there still a music class? 142 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:40,904 - In a manner of speaking. - Why is he asking that? 143 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:45,826 Sister Mary Clarence will be teaching our music class. 144 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:53,750 Now, I think each of you should introduce yourselves. 145 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,460 I'll start. 146 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,129 I'm Father Ignatius. I teach math. 147 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:03,009 I'm Thomas. Ave, magistra nova. 148 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,179 - Latin teacher. - Oh, good. 149 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,347 Excuse me. 150 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:12,102 This is Mr Crisp. This is Sister Mary Clarence. 151 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,312 Oh, yes, the new nun. 152 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,775 Sister Mary Clemens. 153 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:25,657 Clarence. Like in Thomas. I'm the music teacher. 154 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,909 The music teacher. Music? 155 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,995 You're gripping me- 156 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,080 Oh, yes. Sorry. 157 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,417 Yes, I just stopped by 158 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:39,546 to remind you of our meeting this afternoon. 159 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:44,551 Well, pardon the intrusion, and bon appétit. 160 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,054 Gruss Gott. 161 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,598 This is Father Wolfgang. 162 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:56,563 Who cooks so diligently to minister to our dietary needs. 163 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,900 For luncheon, Bratwurst a la Provence. 164 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:04,613 He only knows how to cook one thing. German sausage. 165 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,490 Liverwurst, Bratwurst, Bierwurst. 166 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,117 It's the worst! 167 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:11,786 Oh, no, no! 168 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,457 Jenny Craig. I just couldn't. Thank you. 169 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,595 This... needs a prayer. 170 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:46,738 Sister Clarence, I wonder if I could have a word with you in private. 171 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,990 No, I need to... 172 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,283 No, please. 173 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,496 Sure. 174 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,167 Thank you. 175 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,424 Won't you sit down? 176 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:10,095 The sisters tell me your last posting 177 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:15,183 was at a women's prison facility in the Louisiana bayou. 178 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,686 - What? - It wasn't? 179 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:21,022 No, no, it was, it was. Yes, of course. 180 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,859 The prison was really rough on me. 181 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:31,157 I'm trying to wipe this experience from my mind. It was so traumatic. 182 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,451 - Really? - Yes. 183 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,746 They led me to believe that you enjoyed it. 184 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:41,126 Well, yes, I did. It was a traumatic enjoyment of an experience 185 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:46,423 that I should not have had and appreciated because I'm a nun. 186 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,384 Nuns are not meant to have enjoyable experiences 187 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,887 because they lead to all kinds of situations, 188 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:57,350 which is why I'm here. I know you understand that. 189 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,978 Well, I do see what you mean. 190 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,896 I knew you would. 191 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,941 As I do with all my new teachers, 192 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:09,362 I'd like to share my theories about education, 193 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:14,242 gleaned from my years of experience as the principal. 194 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,453 I am an open book. 195 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,913 Discipline. 196 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:27,005 Anything else to go with that? That's it? Discipline? 197 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:32,260 Unfortunately, that's all we can expect here. Any questions? 198 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:38,892 No, I feel as though I have absorbed all I can from you. 199 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,186 Well, then. 200 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,314 I wish you good day... 201 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,399 and good luck. 202 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:50,320 Thank you, Your Eminenceship. 203 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,620 OK. 204 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,331 Your Royal Pappyness. 205 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,377 - Piece of work, isn't he? - A prison? 206 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,756 You lied to me and you're gonna go to hell! 207 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:19,224 Vocant. They call, are calling, do call. 208 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,475 Voco. 209 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,644 I call, am calling, do call. 210 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,814 Vocas. You call, are calling, 211 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,024 do call. Voco... 212 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:35,448 Class? Eyes up, pencils down, mouths closed. 213 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,994 We'll learn a lesson and have fun doing it. The topic: 214 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:44,207 promiscuity. Who can tell me what that means? 215 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,084 Sandra! 216 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,253 In your dreams. 217 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,172 Sandra, I know you have a question. 218 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,551 You can't answer questions about sex. 219 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:59,556 You don't have to bite the doughnut to know it's sweet. 220 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,641 Plus, we have the Bible. 221 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,146 Sister Mary Clarence? You look lost. 222 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,564 Yes. 223 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,649 VVho isn't? Can't find the music room? 224 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,859 No. 225 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:14,904 It's downstairs. Take a left, right, right, left... 226 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,907 I'm sorry. It's tricky. I'll help you find it. 227 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,452 Just follow me. I'll show you where it is. 228 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:25,707 I know exactly what you mean. One hall looks like another. 229 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:31,754 Sometimes I just stop in my tracks and say, "Lord, come to my rescue." 230 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,341 Watch your step. 231 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:40,388 Here we are. It's the... music 232 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,640 class! 233 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,060 Well... thank you. 234 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:51,691 Oh... remember - nothing ever is as bad as it seems at first. 235 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,111 Fight the good fight. 236 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,572 OK. Sursum corda. 237 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,240 What was that? 238 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,619 It's Latin. It means lift up your heart. 239 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:06,456 I thought you said, "Insert some quarters." 240 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,082 I'm not cut out for this. 241 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,584 You're joking me. 242 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,046 - The children are waiting. - Yeah! Ain't they?! 243 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:26,726 That's why your mama DJs for the ice-cream float. 244 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,812 Oh, it's you! 245 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,983 Thank heaven you're here. 246 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:38,321 Class, this is your new teacher. Sister Mary Clarence. 247 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:43,117 Your mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. 248 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:50,166 Congratulations. You're the new mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah. 249 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:55,088 That's why your mother's so fat. 250 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,095 Keep the faith, sister. 251 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:06,057 Remember, Our Lord said, "Be ye strong of will." 252 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,393 Ye better be tough as nails too. 253 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,437 Yeah! 254 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:34,711 Morning. I'd like to introduce myself. Put your seats back in order. 255 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:48,057 I don't like a lot of noise, so maybe you could do it quietly? 256 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,268 Thank you so much. 257 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,855 My name is Sister Mary Clarence, and I'm... 258 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,023 Your mama? 259 00:21:55,189 --> 00:22:00,069 Let's talk about your mama, who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car. 260 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:04,324 Let's try attendance. 261 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,909 I'd like to introduce myself. 262 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:11,247 I'm Tyler Chase, and on behalf of the music class... 263 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,041 You got something on your nose. 264 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,251 A big brown thing here. 265 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,921 Thank you, Mr Chase. 266 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,592 Richard Pincham. 267 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,719 Wake up, fool! 268 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,763 Paper or plastic? 269 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,265 Pardon'? Are you Richard? 270 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,601 Yeah. 271 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,311 Did you do these? 272 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,854 Yeah. Sorry. 273 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,022 Let me see. 274 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,317 They call me Sketch. I do sketches. 275 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,611 These are real good. 276 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:44,822 Try to stay awake in my class, though. 277 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,908 Wesley James. 278 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,452 Wesley Glen James. 279 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:55,249 Respectfully, James is the slave name forced upon my ancestors. 280 00:22:55,416 --> 00:23:00,713 Wesley is some name my assimilationist parents came up with. 281 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:05,593 Today, in honour of those who died in the struggle, 282 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,972 I wish to use my true name - Ahmal M'jomo Jamaael. 283 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,934 Which means "He who is spirited". 284 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,894 And long-winded. 285 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,562 A simple "present" would have done it. 286 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,231 And who are you? 287 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,149 Frankay. 288 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,114 Hello there, miss, let me kick an introduction 289 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,616 Flute, violin, bass guitar... 290 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:31,619 Can't you come up with your own thing? 291 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,914 You continually steal my people's expressions. 292 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:38,251 Jazz, rock'n'roll, now rap... What you gonna take next? 293 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:41,212 - Your girl! - Keep talking there, boy. 294 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:46,467 Let's leave this display of manhood outside. Thank you. 295 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,095 Hurry up. We've got things to do. 296 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,888 Know what I'm saying? 297 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,974 Are you Rita Watson? 298 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:57,854 That's me. Sorry, I don't have any antidotes to tell you. 299 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,399 - Anecdotes. - Shut up! Mind your business! 300 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,776 How about we call you Rita Diva-With-A'tude? 301 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,236 Maybe I could help. 302 00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:07,488 - Are we all here? - Yeah. 303 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:08,781 We're here. 304 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,368 Thank you! All right, what have you been doing? 305 00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:14,454 Is she jokin'? 306 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:18,791 Let me give you an easier question. Where are the music books? 307 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,711 Up there. 308 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:26,924 I should explain something. This is what we call a bird course. 309 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:31,888 We call it a bird course because we fly right through it. 310 00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:37,894 All you gotta do to pass in this class is show up. 311 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:43,983 So you come to class, you do nothing, and you pass? 312 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:48,988 No, we don't exactly do nothing. We have a good time too. 313 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,574 Yo, Frankie! 314 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,886 Money? You're asking for money? 315 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:16,599 Yes. The green stuff that has pictures of dead presidents on it. 316 00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:20,853 You use it to buy things - instruments or song books. 317 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,064 Sister Mary Clemens... 318 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:29,320 Mr Crisp, my name is Mary Clarence. 319 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:35,952 Clarence. You're confusing St Francis with the University of Notre Dame. 320 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,037 There is no money here. 321 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,873 They manage to pay you, Crispy. 322 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,211 Mr Crisp is right. We're lucky to be open at all. 323 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:51,133 Then I wish you'd tell me what I'm supposed to do with these children. 324 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:02,687 Teach them to play... soccer. 325 00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:06,482 We don't have the balls for that. 326 00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:05,666 Now! Thank you. 327 00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:11,172 The question is, how do we get this nun 328 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:14,342 to extricate herself from us? 329 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,177 Let's get this nun to run. 330 00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:20,431 I'm not sure. That's like messing with a higher power. 331 00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:23,934 This sister is like a sister sister. 332 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,686 She ain't no sister of yours. 333 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,688 Chill,OK? 334 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,523 I heard that. 335 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:32,068 We gotta agree. Are we in or out? 336 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:35,196 Young man! Picasso! 337 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:37,573 You want to keep this job, get back in here. 338 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,659 I know what that means. 339 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:43,621 I stick with the majority on this. Check you all later. 340 00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:45,665 Peace. 341 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,252 Rita Louise Watson? 342 00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:53,339 Get your behind in this house now. 343 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,716 You got homework to do. 344 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:58,010 Ma, we're just chillin'. 345 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,721 Don't make me come after you. 346 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,766 Listen, call me tonight so we can figure out a plan. 347 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,184 Rita! 348 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:08,896 On second thought, call me in the morning. 349 00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:11,232 See you later, Rita. 350 00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:16,946 Here she comes. 351 00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:44,098 Well, you look like my class. 352 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,517 Is something going on? 353 00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:49,437 No, Sister Mary Clarence. 354 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:52,857 I saw a scene like this once in a horror movie. 355 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:57,653 They subdued an entire community by putting a drug in the water. 356 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,488 Is that what's going on? 357 00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:03,117 All right. 358 00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:06,912 Today, I'd like to talk about music cos that's what I am. 359 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:10,541 I am the music teacher and it's what I love. 360 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:14,253 When you think about various people and what they like - 361 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:17,506 you think this one likes this or that - 362 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:19,592 me, I'm what you call eclectic. 363 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,093 Eclectic? 364 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,303 What's that? 365 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:26,182 You plug your box into the wall, it gives you power, stupid! 366 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,601 Not electric. Eclectic, stupid! 367 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:32,646 Let me simplify it for you. When I say eclectic, 368 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:36,066 I mean I like different types of music. 369 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:39,487 Opera, rock'n'roll, rap... I like it all. 370 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:43,449 But my absolute all-time favourite 371 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:46,035 are the girl groups from the '50s and '60s. 372 00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:50,122 Like who? 373 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,793 Tyler, shut up! 374 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:58,047 Let us not badger this man who wants this information. 375 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:03,761 I like Patti LaBelle and the Bluebelles and I like the Supremes. 376 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,680 Who are the Supremes? 377 00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:10,559 Don't get physical with him. 378 00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,312 You're gonna get jumped 379 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:17,274 A shocking question. "Who are the Supremes"! 380 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:19,652 You never heard of Diana Ross? 381 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:23,072 - Oh, Diana Ross! - Let me tell you. 382 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:26,367 They were the premier group. 383 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:30,913 Your comrades say "yes" because they were incredible. 384 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,542 What I love, when I think about music, 385 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:39,421 is how different types of music can be fused together. 386 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,382 Fusion. 387 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:47,555 Yeah, fusion. I'm really glad you're into this. 388 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,390 The best example I can give... 389 00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:57,815 You got busted! 390 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,531 Fusion! Fusion! 391 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,460 Goddammit! 392 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,885 Oh, man! 393 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,974 Yeah. 394 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,899 We want you to know that we understand. 395 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,943 You're quite free to leave whenever you please. 396 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,322 You'd be better off in show business. 397 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,241 Goodness knows the money is better. 398 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:53,787 Bright lights and sequins are prettier than anything here. 399 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:57,333 Know what I hate most about this place? 400 00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:00,544 There's nothing to pick up and throw. 401 00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:03,464 We understand. 402 00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:05,674 Yeah. 403 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,428 Would you like a cup of tea? 404 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:23,317 It would be criminal if this happened. 405 00:32:23,484 --> 00:32:28,948 St Francis has been a beacon of hope to people here for many years. 406 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:33,410 To close the school like that would be a disaster. 407 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,621 You're sure there's nothing to be done? 408 00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:37,706 We're afraid not. 409 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:41,210 I hoped we could keep it open until the end of the school year. 410 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,921 - We know it's unfortunate. - We don't like it either. 411 00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:48,968 The archdiocese says St Francis must close at the end of the semester. 412 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,595 - Why so quickly? - You're in the red. 413 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:54,014 There's little hope of recovery. 414 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:59,103 You must realise that community contributions have been nil. 415 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:01,981 The school has no outstanding academic records. 416 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:05,651 I've been exploring other uses for the property. 417 00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:07,778 - Parking? - Yes. 418 00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:11,365 It's more valuable as a parking lot than a school. I'm sorry. 419 00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:13,409 The recommendation is to close. 420 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:17,121 Well, there's nothing more to be said. 421 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,053 You should be commended 422 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,472 for your excellent analysis of the situation. 423 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,558 Thank you very much. 424 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:43,063 But I do wish you'd consider my application for early retirement. 425 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:48,610 I've worked for the archdiocese for almost 30 years. I'd like my due. 426 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:51,613 - Absolutely. - Thank you. 427 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:55,701 Let's go out and have some lunch now, shall we? 428 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,546 - What? - When? 429 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:10,382 - The end of the semester. - Where did you hear that? 430 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:14,344 I happened to be eavesdropping in Father Maurice's office. 431 00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:19,266 We were afraid this might happen. I've been expecting it for some time. 432 00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:22,811 - Well, what do we do? - We'll probably be reassigned. 433 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:27,483 The children will be bussed to another school in another district. 434 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:32,071 That's stupid. This is the only school in this community. 435 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:36,575 We've gotta do something, or we'll lose our students. 436 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:39,870 Then I guess we are going to do something. 437 00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:41,747 You do mean we? We? 438 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:44,416 Yes, yes - we. 439 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,293 You're not leaving? 440 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:49,254 I said I was gonna come and help. 441 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,590 Thank you, Deloris. 442 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,093 Just call me Mary Clarence. 443 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,639 - Reverend Mother. - Father Maurice. 444 00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:00,724 I'd like to speak to you. 445 00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:04,353 My mind is consumed with trying to deal with... 446 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,438 Sister Mary Clarence? 447 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:10,442 - Yes, as a matter of fact. - I'm familiar with the dilemma. 448 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:16,365 She presided over the ecclesiastical equivalent of a pep rally last night. 449 00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:18,283 I am aware of this. 450 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,827 How did you know? 451 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:22,621 When one deals with Sister Mary Clarence, 452 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:26,875 one is smothered with more information than one wishes. 453 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,836 She's become quite disruptive. 454 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:33,298 Disruption is the way Mary Clarence communicates. 455 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:37,177 I worry about raising false hopes among the children. 456 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:41,765 Tell me about your experiences with Mary Clarence. 457 00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:44,726 I wouldn't want to frighten you. 458 00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:48,021 In my experience it's easier, 459 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:54,987 and ultimately quite effective, to give Mary Clarence a free hand. 460 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,739 Aren't her ideas extremely radical? 461 00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:03,871 If I'm correct, the term "radical" was applied to us in our day. 462 00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:07,791 Have you forgotten the trouble we caused Bishop O'Malley? 463 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:10,210 Oh, yes. Bishop O'Malley. 464 00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:14,298 Give Mary Clarence a chance. 465 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:19,094 If the school is on the road to closure, 466 00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:22,181 at least she'll make it an interesting ride. 467 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:30,063 Good morning. Please take your seats quickly and quietly. 468 00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:33,317 Welcome to the first day of your new scholastic lives. 469 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:36,278 This is no longer a bird course. 470 00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:41,116 The bird has flown. If you want to pass, you have to earn it. 471 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:44,661 I have no problems failing each and every one of you. 472 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,830 I never thought this was a bird course. 473 00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:49,833 I'm glad for you. Very, very glad. 474 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,921 This is a new day. Things are gonna be a little different around here. 475 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:56,632 Oh, yeah? Like how? 476 00:36:56,798 --> 00:37:00,177 Like when I talk, Frankay, you don't. 477 00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:03,805 Is this something you wanna share with the class? 478 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,599 No. I'm kicking it with my girl. 479 00:37:05,766 --> 00:37:11,104 You kick it with me or I'll kick you out. What do you think of that? 480 00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:13,857 Put 'em away. 481 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:17,736 You! This is not Elizabeth Arden, Miss Thing. 482 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:22,658 You wanna beat your mug, do it at home before you come to class. 483 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,243 Put it away. 484 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:28,580 Sketch, don't be catching Zs in my class. 485 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,749 I be tired. I got a job. 486 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:36,380 Save it for Oprah. This is a brand-new day, ladies and gentlemen. 487 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,674 We'll start with respect. 488 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,886 You're gonna respect me and I'm gonna respect you. 489 00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:48,183 The first thing you're gonna do, gentlemen, is take off those hats. 490 00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,645 This is a brand-new day. 491 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:58,568 I guess that means you'll comb your hair before you come to class. 492 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:01,613 You're laughing over there. You think this is very funny. 493 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,324 There is no sun in this room. You will not get a tan. 494 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:07,536 Take off those sunglasses. You too. 495 00:38:07,703 --> 00:38:11,373 If they're not prescription, I don't want to see 'em. I want to see you. 496 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:15,460 I want to look into your eyes. I want you to look into mine. 497 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,921 Yes, Miss Watson? 498 00:38:18,088 --> 00:38:22,301 We don't want no new way. The old way was fine for us. Right? 499 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,177 Right. 500 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:29,057 If you're gonna fail us, go ahead. Cos... I ain't doing nothin'. 501 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:34,271 Fine. There's the door. Don't let it hit you in the butts on the way out. 502 00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:37,566 Yo, sis. I can't afford to fail this class. 503 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,985 Tell your friends that. 504 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,903 My parents wouldn't be pleased. 505 00:38:42,279 --> 00:38:45,407 We ain't gotta take this from her. Come on. 506 00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,993 Sketch, come on, man! 507 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,205 Frankay? 508 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:57,127 I'm usually down for this, but I'm gonna take care of business. 509 00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:03,008 A little lonely out on that limb by yourself, Miss Watson? 510 00:39:09,473 --> 00:39:11,558 So much for friendship. 511 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:28,575 Let's get down to business. You wanna go somewhere, be somebody, 512 00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:31,995 you better wake up and pay attention. 513 00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:36,583 The real world doesn't care how hip you think you are 514 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:39,628 or who you kick it with. It don't matter. 515 00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:42,672 If you don't have an education, you don't have anything. 516 00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,007 That's the truth. 517 00:39:57,562 --> 00:40:00,982 But we cannot do it by ourselves. We need help. 518 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,820 We're here for the children. If not for them, for who? 519 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:06,738 Look. 520 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,324 Let's start with the curriculum. 521 00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:11,701 Let's talk about boring! 522 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,870 I can barely stay awake. 523 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:19,960 I can goose up sex ed. What do we do about the graffiti? It's awful! 524 00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:21,753 I'd love to teach new math. 525 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,296 Yes! 526 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,882 Face facts. We're closing down. 527 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:30,971 Yes, we may be closing, but we're not closed yet. 528 00:40:31,138 --> 00:40:34,599 So why don't we go out with a little class? 529 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,184 Let's hear it again. 530 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:40,689 If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, 531 00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:43,150 you better wake up and pay attention. 532 00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:45,235 Make me believe what you're saying. 533 00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:46,862 Can we waken this up a little? 534 00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:50,824 - Yeah, if you think you can. - OK. 535 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:13,430 Wait a minute! 536 00:41:13,597 --> 00:41:17,851 Talk about a wake-up call! Where did this come from? 537 00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:19,769 This is a music class, isn't it? 538 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:24,483 Yes, it is. Are you telling me you guys can sing? 539 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,361 That was great! 540 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:34,367 I've just figured out how I'm gonna get you through this music class. 541 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:35,702 Really? 542 00:41:35,869 --> 00:41:40,040 Yes. I'm gonna turn you guys into a choir. 543 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:49,591 Most choirs just sing wack songs nobody cares about. 544 00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:52,302 Maybe not. 545 00:41:52,594 --> 00:41:54,971 Sit down. Let's go. 546 00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:58,725 Quit chewing that gum. You look like Mr Ed. 547 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:07,442 Come right in. Watch your footing. 548 00:42:24,626 --> 00:42:27,254 You ready, Alma? Hello? 549 00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:32,300 You ready, Alma? 550 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:35,887 Alma, turn the pack on. 551 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:39,891 You ready? 552 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,102 Yes. 553 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:45,772 - Ready, ladies? - Yes! 554 00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:51,069 Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight. 555 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,784 Play it, Alma! Go ahead, girl! 556 00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:34,464 That was brilliant. 557 00:44:34,631 --> 00:44:37,050 So, what did you guys think? 558 00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:40,178 - Well, it was OK. - What do you mean, OK? 559 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,429 What about you? 560 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:44,307 It was cool for what it was, but it wasn't all that. 561 00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:45,558 Look who was singing. 562 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:49,145 A bunch of nuns singing to old biddies? 563 00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:51,523 Two guys in row four didn't even applaud. 564 00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:53,692 They was deaf, stupid. 565 00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:59,322 We should 86 this choir thing. Some of us got reps to think about. 566 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:05,370 If we wear robes and sing hymns, my homeboys will think we're punks. 567 00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:11,167 In Nigeria, singers wear ceremonial robes as a mark of honour. 568 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:12,794 Spare us Roots. 569 00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:16,089 Can't we sing something that won't get the crap kicked out of us? 570 00:45:16,256 --> 00:45:20,719 I understand you gotta think about your image. Image is important. 571 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:24,514 Your friends will dictate your actions through your life. 572 00:45:24,681 --> 00:45:30,478 So I wouldn't want you to be an individual - that would be too much. 573 00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:35,233 But I will say this - when these ladies get on the bus, 574 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,736 do not disrespect them. 575 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:43,074 It ain't easy to get up and sing in front of people like yourselves. 576 00:45:44,033 --> 00:45:46,119 Nice job, ladies. 577 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:49,205 Brilliant. 578 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:09,100 I smell trouble. Check it out. 579 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,728 What's happening? 580 00:46:11,895 --> 00:46:15,440 What's happening is, I've been sent to give you a message 581 00:46:15,607 --> 00:46:19,736 like I'm working for Western Union instead of the church. 582 00:46:19,903 --> 00:46:21,988 Don't say you have to sing it. 583 00:46:22,155 --> 00:46:28,119 Very funny! You won't be as humorous after you've seen to Father Maurice, 584 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,622 who wants to see you right now. 585 00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:35,376 During school hours we are responsible for the children. 586 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:38,087 They can't go on a trip without parental consent. 587 00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:43,968 OK, I made a mistake. I'm sorry. It will never happen again. 588 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,054 Indeed it won't. 589 00:46:46,221 --> 00:46:50,850 From now, authorised or unauthorised trips are cancelled. 590 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,269 Well, Why?! 591 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:57,899 In a very short time, St Francis will close for good. 592 00:46:58,066 --> 00:47:00,860 I'd like that time to be safe and pleasant 593 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:04,697 for everyone concerned. Do I make myself clear? 594 00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:08,159 Yes... abundantly. 595 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:09,911 Thank you. 596 00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,749 You heard him say that? 597 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,043 Just a second ago. 598 00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:20,255 St Francis can't be closed. My family dropped out of high school. 599 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,590 I refuse to go out like that. 600 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:27,887 We could take 'em higher with the choir. It could be dope. 601 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:30,598 We need to exhibit some pride in ourselves. 602 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:34,352 Like Paul Laurence Dunbar did. 603 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,438 OK! That's what I'm talking about. 604 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:42,318 That's what's wrong with kids today. Y'all don't wanna listen. 605 00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:44,404 Go ahead and walk away. 606 00:47:44,571 --> 00:47:47,949 Don't y'all realise what they took from us? 607 00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:50,743 You know what I'm talking about. 608 00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:54,330 They stole our land and our name and our mother. 609 00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:57,417 - You know what I'm saying, right? - Get your butt a job. 610 00:47:57,584 --> 00:48:02,463 Brother try to walk the walk and can't understand the talk. 611 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,757 I know y'all understand me. 612 00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:09,137 This used to be the old music room. 613 00:48:09,304 --> 00:48:12,807 The acoustics are incredible. You can't buy them. 614 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:19,939 Looks like Tales From The Crypt. 615 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:22,317 This is wack. 616 00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:28,448 I'd hate those spiders to get into the weaves some of you are wearing. 617 00:48:35,288 --> 00:48:37,540 Now, does anybody play an instrument? 618 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,626 I can play. Piano. 619 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:41,836 Come here. 620 00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:48,009 It still has some sound in it. Give me an A. See if it works. 621 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:53,014 Very nice. 622 00:48:53,765 --> 00:48:54,974 OK, let's see. 623 00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:58,394 Sketch. "Mary Had A Little Lamb". 624 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,856 I don't sing. I rap. 625 00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:05,652 I rap too. But you wouldn't know anything about that. 626 00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:12,533 Excuse me, Frankay, hey ho. I happen to be a big fan of Run DNA. 627 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,661 Run DMC, my sister. 628 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:17,664 He got it. It was a joke! Lighten up. 629 00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:21,626 I like Big Daddy Kane. Will you rap for me, please? 630 00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:24,504 You wanna hear "Mary Had A Little Lamb"? 631 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:28,883 Fleece! 632 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:37,433 Not bad. 633 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,435 Ahmal, sing for me. 634 00:49:48,695 --> 00:49:52,031 A little tentative, but we can work on that. Very nice. 635 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:54,909 Shaka Zulu said word sounds had powers. 636 00:49:55,076 --> 00:49:58,579 Chaka Khan said "it's my thing." So what? 637 00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,957 Tanya - "Mary Had A Little Lamb". 638 00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:08,673 That was beautiful. 639 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:13,261 Go ahead. You just saved that lamb's life. No lamb chops tonight. 640 00:50:13,428 --> 00:50:15,346 Very nice. 641 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:19,517 What do you say we try it, just for fun, as a group? 642 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,728 You up for that? 643 00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:25,189 On three. Give me an A. 644 00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:28,943 He's so multi-talented, isn't he? 645 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:32,030 That's very nice, the way you did that. 646 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:35,158 All right, on three. One, two, three. 647 00:50:39,579 --> 00:50:43,624 OK, OK, OK. Maybe I went a little too fast for you. 648 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:46,961 We'll go back and take it nice and slow. 649 00:50:47,128 --> 00:50:50,506 Maria, let me hear "Mary Had A Little Lamb". 650 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,885 What's the matter? 651 00:50:54,052 --> 00:50:55,553 Come on, Maria. 652 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,097 - She's shy. - What? 653 00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:01,934 I don't know "Mary Had A Little Lamb". 654 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:09,150 Excuse me! 655 00:51:09,317 --> 00:51:15,114 It is not Maria's fault if she does not know that Mary had a lamb. 656 00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:20,369 It is not - and I say this to you - it is not Maria's fault, 657 00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:25,583 because maybe where Maria came from, Mary had a dog. 658 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,668 Or a little kitty cat. 659 00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:31,506 Or a little bald-headed brother named Bart. 660 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:34,509 It is not her fault that she doesn't know it. 661 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:37,762 We're not going to hold it against her, are we? 662 00:51:37,929 --> 00:51:42,850 You sing whatever it is that is in you to sing. All right. 663 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:45,061 Thank you. 664 00:51:56,322 --> 00:52:02,620 OK, stop. "The Love Boat" - all right. That's nice. Mary Lazarus, 665 00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:03,913 this is your soul mate. 666 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:08,251 Do you know the theme song from "Gilligan's island"? My favourite. 667 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:12,088 This isn't about whether you can sing or not. 668 00:52:12,255 --> 00:52:15,174 We know you can. We've heard you do it. 669 00:52:15,341 --> 00:52:19,512 This is about singing together 670 00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:21,722 as a group. Hit it. 671 00:52:22,974 --> 00:52:26,853 All right. On three. One, two... 672 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:10,438 I mess up that part every time! 673 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:21,115 What's the matter, Rita? 674 00:53:21,282 --> 00:53:22,617 That was beautiful. 675 00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:25,411 Don't even try. You can blow too. 676 00:53:25,578 --> 00:53:28,998 But you got the type of voice. You could really make it. 677 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,793 This is for church. 678 00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:37,673 What's wrong with you, girl? 679 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,885 I've just been thinking about things. 680 00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:44,263 My mother thinks singing is dead-end. 681 00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,974 - No security. - And that's cool, Rita. 682 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:49,018 But what do you think? 683 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:54,273 I don't know. 684 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,859 Let's do the song I was doing. 685 00:53:57,026 --> 00:53:59,028 But this time let's do it together. 686 00:53:59,195 --> 00:54:03,574 - I can't sing with you. - Come on! I know you with it. 687 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:10,206 You take the top and I'll take the bottom. 688 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,668 Just try it. 689 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:51,414 Please don't stop. 690 00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:53,708 I'll see you later, Rita. 691 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:59,338 You have a beautiful voice. 692 00:55:01,841 --> 00:55:03,926 So what? 693 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,638 So... 694 00:55:09,015 --> 00:55:11,475 So why aren't you in the choir? 695 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,561 I know you wanna be. 696 00:55:13,728 --> 00:55:18,024 There's a lot of things I wanna do, but I ain't gonna get to do 'em. 697 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,400 Yeah, I know. 698 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:21,736 I used to feel that way too. 699 00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:27,074 You should talk to Sister Mary Clarence. She helped me so... 700 00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:33,122 You're just barely 17. 701 00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:37,835 How do you know what you're gonna get to do and not do? 702 00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:41,672 Have you walked around this neighbourhood? 703 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:44,592 Not exactly the land of opportunity. 704 00:55:44,759 --> 00:55:49,805 I might wanna sing, but it ain't gonna happen, so what's the point? 705 00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:52,641 Welcome to the real world, sister. 706 00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:00,316 What's the matter? 707 00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:03,444 This chick's got a lotta attitude. 708 00:56:03,611 --> 00:56:07,281 No, I think it's deeper than that. 709 00:56:07,448 --> 00:56:09,867 Deloris... Sister Mary Clarence. 710 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:12,620 I think that she needs help. 711 00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:14,872 Why are you looking at me? 712 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:19,668 I thought you could help her, kind of the way you helped me. 713 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:23,422 No, no. You were different. 714 00:56:23,589 --> 00:56:26,801 She really, really wants to sing. 715 00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:29,762 Is she any good? 716 00:56:31,222 --> 00:56:33,307 Yes! 717 00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:43,317 - God bless you, Sister Clarence. - Chapel time. Get in there. 718 00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:52,993 What?! 719 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:57,039 You have a little bit more attitude than I like, 720 00:56:57,206 --> 00:57:01,085 but I've decided to dog you, no matter what. OK? 721 00:57:01,252 --> 00:57:02,795 I'm listening to you. 722 00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:05,047 I know you want to sing. 723 00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:08,050 I love to sing. Nothing makes me happier. 724 00:57:08,217 --> 00:57:11,220 I either wanted to be a singer or the head of the Ice Capades. 725 00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:15,558 You know the Ice Capades? Don't roll your eyes! They were cool. 726 00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:17,977 My mother gave me this book. 727 00:57:18,144 --> 00:57:22,481 Letters To A Young Poet by Rainer Maria Rilke. 728 00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:26,569 A fabulous writer. A fella wrote to him saying 729 00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:29,905 "I wanna be a writer. Read my stuff." 730 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:34,076 Rilke says "Don't ask me about being a writer." 731 00:57:34,243 --> 00:57:39,832 "if you can think of nothing but writing, then you're a writer." 732 00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:42,835 I'm gonna say the same thing to you. 733 00:57:43,002 --> 00:57:47,798 If you wake up and you can't think of anything but singing, 734 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:50,426 then you're supposed to be a singer. 735 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:56,432 What's the point of your story, sister? 736 00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,642 Read the book. 737 00:58:02,897 --> 00:58:06,025 And don't roll your eyes about the Ice Capades. 738 00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:10,404 It was a good living. I just want to point that out. 739 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:37,848 That's good. 740 00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:43,062 Let's try some energy, hey! 741 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,565 And as a group. 742 00:58:49,235 --> 00:58:51,320 From the diaphragm. 743 00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:55,032 Welcome back! 744 00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:59,245 Let's do Frankay! 745 00:59:14,969 --> 00:59:17,888 We're going right down the scale. 746 00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:22,977 Yes, go on, go on. 747 01:00:05,603 --> 01:00:07,980 OK, got it? This is so funny. 748 01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:23,662 Do you think Shaka Zulu could repel a bunch of troops 749 01:00:23,829 --> 01:00:26,790 with the tiny voice you're using? 750 01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:29,084 Give me "O Happy Day" in C. 751 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:34,715 You listen to what I'm gonna do, OK? 752 01:00:35,007 --> 01:00:36,967 This is you. 753 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:41,764 That ain't gonna scare nobody. 754 01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:45,934 That's what I want you to do. 755 01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:48,437 Take it up half a step for me. 756 01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,774 All right, repel me. 757 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:59,782 That ain't gonna scare nobody. 758 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,619 Now you got it. 759 01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:29,395 OK, you guys, relax. 760 01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:31,689 Take a deep breath. 761 01:01:32,773 --> 01:01:35,401 Be fine. Don't worry. 762 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:38,404 You ready? 763 01:01:43,909 --> 01:01:46,161 Come here. Stand over here. 764 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:04,096 You have to do better than this. 765 01:02:08,726 --> 01:02:10,728 Take your cue from me. 766 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:20,863 You. 767 01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:27,619 Sing. 768 01:02:57,316 --> 01:02:58,317 Let's party- 769 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:22,860 Take your bow. 770 01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:26,697 Go on. Take your bow. 771 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,740 All right! 772 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:40,419 Ladies and gentlemen, 773 01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:43,755 I believe we are now a choir. 774 01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:53,015 Ashes to ashes and dust to dust 775 01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:56,059 Show me the man that a woman can trust. 776 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:59,855 Where does it say on the eighth day he dusted? 777 01:05:00,022 --> 01:05:08,071 Look at these trophies. All-State Music Competition, 1971, 1969. 778 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:11,241 This school's been winning competitions for a long time. 779 01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:13,869 Think they still have these contests? 780 01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:22,961 Focus. 781 01:05:23,128 --> 01:05:27,090 What if I told you that we have entered you all 782 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,468 in the All-State Music Competition? 783 01:05:29,635 --> 01:05:32,346 Six weeks from Saturday in Hollywood! 784 01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:34,765 What?! 785 01:05:34,932 --> 01:05:37,935 - They be doing some crazy stuff! - That is so cool! 786 01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:42,856 You put this choir together. We took our cue from you. 787 01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:48,612 This school's won competitions. Don't you have faith in yourselves? 788 01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:53,033 Are we good enough to compete against other choirs? 789 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:58,205 You could be if you rehearse before class and after school. How about it? 790 01:05:58,372 --> 01:05:59,998 Wait, sisters. 791 01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:04,127 We need to discuss this. Y'all ready for an All-State thing? 792 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,213 No! Absolutely not. 793 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,299 Come on, y'all! 794 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:13,637 Nobody has ever cared what we was good at, 795 01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:17,057 except Sister Mary Clarence and her homegirls. 796 01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:23,063 They were hooking us up. Plus, we can go to Hollywood. Hollywood! 797 01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:24,648 What are we gonna wear? 798 01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:26,191 Airhead! 799 01:06:26,358 --> 01:06:27,401 Clothes! 800 01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:31,905 Guys, come on. We owe this to ourselves. We should do it. 801 01:06:32,072 --> 01:06:34,533 What about our boyfriends? 802 01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:37,953 There may be some all-boy choirs at this competition. 803 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,454 We're in. 804 01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:42,708 If we win the archdiocese is going to be pleased as punch. 805 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:45,502 Maybe we'll have a prayer to keep this school open. 806 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:47,713 Right. 807 01:06:49,131 --> 01:06:53,051 Does this mean we're going to the All-State Competition? 808 01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:55,262 Yes! 809 01:06:59,266 --> 01:07:03,729 Let's turn this mother out and rock the house! Dope! 810 01:07:04,479 --> 01:07:07,441 They wouldn't bring drugs in here, would they? 811 01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:08,900 No. 812 01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:10,777 No! Absolutely not! 813 01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:13,071 How can you keep saying no? 814 01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:16,450 They're good. They are so ready for this. 815 01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:21,038 You made a promise to the students that you can't keep. 816 01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:23,540 Field trips are out of the question. 817 01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:26,752 This is not a field trip. It could save the school. 818 01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:29,212 - You have my answer. - It's the wrong one! 819 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:33,592 Sister Mary Clarence! You're being insubordinate! 820 01:07:33,759 --> 01:07:38,096 I know. And surely you can understand why. 821 01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:42,976 The kids have worked hard for this. They're really good. 822 01:07:43,143 --> 01:07:48,899 They could win. This school used to win that competition every year. 823 01:07:49,066 --> 01:07:54,112 If they're gonna close this school, let's go outwith a bang! 824 01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:56,114 Yes, let her! 825 01:07:57,074 --> 01:07:59,159 Very awesome. 826 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:05,791 Well... Very well, then. You seem to have the support of everyone. 827 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,251 So I'll give my permission. 828 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:16,885 You've got to raise the money and get parental consent. 829 01:08:17,052 --> 01:08:19,679 That is not a problem. Thank you. 830 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:21,473 Thank you, my brothers. 831 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,683 Come on. 832 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,700 Again. 833 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:17,320 Everything 834 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,531 Joyful, joyful 835 01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:27,831 Fill us with the light of day 836 01:09:35,547 --> 01:09:36,882 Rita? 837 01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:39,050 Come and join the chorus 838 01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:41,678 Mighty, mighty chorus 839 01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:52,480 Mama! What are you doing home so early? 840 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:56,943 Mrs Gibbs needs me to do her hair. What are you doing? 841 01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:58,945 Just fooling with some stuff. 842 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:01,323 Give me that, please. 843 01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:03,533 Give me that. 844 01:10:04,242 --> 01:10:06,536 And the tape recorder too. 845 01:10:08,622 --> 01:10:11,124 What is this? 846 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:14,169 It's just some music, ma. 847 01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:18,965 Sister Mary Clarence wants us to learn it. For the choir. 848 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:23,053 When were you gonna tell me that you're in a choir? 849 01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:27,974 Rita, how many times do we have to go through this? 850 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:31,311 Singing does not put food on the table. 851 01:10:31,478 --> 01:10:34,147 Singing does not pay the bills. 852 01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:38,735 Singing is no guarantee to a future, even if you have talent. 853 01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:40,528 Did you know I can sing? 854 01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:43,323 Your daddy died trying to make it. 855 01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:47,285 What does that have to do with me? We're a good choir. 856 01:10:47,452 --> 01:10:51,414 We could win the All-State Music Competition. 857 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:55,502 Keep your nose in them books and out of the clouds. 858 01:10:55,669 --> 01:10:57,254 If you'd listen to me... 859 01:10:57,420 --> 01:11:02,717 I know how you feel. But there are a lot of talented people on the street 860 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:05,553 singing shoulda coulda wouldas. Is that how you wanna end up? 861 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,932 - You know I don't. - Good, cos you've got to study. 862 01:11:09,224 --> 01:11:10,684 We have a chance. 863 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:13,561 The choir and competition are out. 864 01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:14,729 But, mama... 865 01:11:14,896 --> 01:11:17,774 If you "But, mama" me one more time... 866 01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:23,071 Now, the choir and the competition is out. You understand? 867 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:27,701 Yes, ma'am. 868 01:11:52,267 --> 01:11:56,730 With food, lodging, costumes, transport and gas, 869 01:11:56,896 --> 01:12:00,984 this'll cost about $2,000. Which is a lot of money. 870 01:12:01,151 --> 01:12:04,362 Don't look at me. I took a vow of poverty. 871 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:09,075 The only person that made money as a nun - Sally Field. 872 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:12,078 $2,000?! It might as well be a million. 873 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:14,372 It's absolutely doable. 874 01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:19,878 The community should be involved - time they took care of the school. 875 01:12:20,045 --> 01:12:22,088 It's the only way. 876 01:12:22,797 --> 01:12:25,050 Rita, I'm glad you're here. 877 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:28,762 Make sure your mom signs this consent form. 878 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:31,681 If we can raise the buckaroos. 879 01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:36,728 I have to quit the choir for reasons I can't explain. I'm sorry. 880 01:12:37,062 --> 01:12:39,105 But I gotta leave the choir. 881 01:12:39,272 --> 01:12:41,191 Give us back our consent form. 882 01:12:41,358 --> 01:12:43,401 Stop that! 883 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,956 Just a minute, please. 884 01:13:02,629 --> 01:13:05,465 Hi! I'm Sister Mary Clarence. 885 01:13:05,632 --> 01:13:09,135 I know who you are. What can I do for you? 886 01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:12,389 Well, Rita left the choir. 887 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:17,060 I was kinda hoping you could talk her into coming back. 888 01:13:17,227 --> 01:13:19,479 I don't think I can do that. 889 01:13:19,646 --> 01:13:21,815 Know something, sister? 890 01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:26,444 I don't want to discuss this. I've got work to do. 891 01:13:26,611 --> 01:13:30,323 If you'll excuse me... Good day to you. 892 01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:46,506 We're here to collect some money from you. 893 01:13:46,673 --> 01:13:51,302 That means we need your help. Put that basket out there. 894 01:13:51,469 --> 01:13:54,722 Give that money. Give that money, baby. 895 01:13:54,889 --> 01:13:58,685 Give that money. Come on, girls, do what I do. 896 01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:23,293 Sing it if you know it. 897 01:15:22,936 --> 01:15:24,354 Oh, my! 898 01:15:26,523 --> 01:15:27,690 Are you OK? 899 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:28,900 All right. 900 01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:40,995 I'm going. 901 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,470 I'm going! 902 01:16:04,936 --> 01:16:11,401 And the grand total is, minus expenses - drum roll, please... 903 01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:14,237 $1,920.17. 904 01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:17,490 Wow! That oughta get us down there and back. 905 01:16:17,657 --> 01:16:20,451 You're not driving again, are you? 906 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:23,496 I can drive anything on wheels. You have a problem with that? 907 01:16:23,663 --> 01:16:24,706 Uh-uh. 908 01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,541 It's been a long day. 909 01:16:26,708 --> 01:16:29,335 We've got a lot to do in a few days. 910 01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:33,923 Don't forget to get the consent forms from the kids. 911 01:16:40,805 --> 01:16:42,890 All right. 912 01:16:43,850 --> 01:16:47,061 - What? - Nothing. No, it's something. 913 01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:51,482 I just can't believe you came here and did it again. 914 01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:53,651 You made all this happen. 915 01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:57,196 Everything's gonna be fine now. 916 01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:00,950 You think so? 917 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:04,329 I really think so. 918 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,208 Thanks. You want some help? 919 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:12,670 Please. Look - we have another helper. 920 01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:17,717 I don't know about you sometimes. You're scary. 921 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:29,228 Yo, Rita! 922 01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:32,065 Come here! 923 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:34,651 What's up, Rita? 924 01:17:36,903 --> 01:17:39,155 Mary Clarence said you quit the choir. 925 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:41,240 Yeah, I did. So? 926 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:44,827 So enquiring minds want to know. 927 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:48,039 If I wanna quit the choir, it's my business. 928 01:17:48,206 --> 01:17:50,750 It's like the choir's a big joke. 929 01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:55,880 I'm sure we'll have a plethora of other opportunities! 930 01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:01,344 Rita, look, we got a real shot. 931 01:18:01,511 --> 01:18:07,475 If we're gonna do anything worth something, we gotta stick together. 932 01:18:07,642 --> 01:18:12,522 Don't you understand? This is all we got. 933 01:18:12,689 --> 01:18:18,903 This is all right here. You have to be down. I want you to. 934 01:19:00,278 --> 01:19:02,238 What a mess! 935 01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:03,406 Is that everybody? 936 01:19:03,573 --> 01:19:05,199 Wait for me! 937 01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:13,249 Thank you, Sister. 938 01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:15,168 Nice to see you. 939 01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:19,422 Excuse me. Consent form. 940 01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:22,717 A must. Thank you. 941 01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:24,927 Come on, come on. 942 01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:34,896 Look what I found in the library. 943 01:19:35,730 --> 01:19:39,442 Deloris Van Cartier. A lounge singer?! 944 01:19:39,609 --> 01:19:42,653 I knew I'd seen her somewhere before. 945 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:48,117 "Girlfriend of a vicious mobster." Oh, dear! A gun moll! 946 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:53,414 Sister Mary Christine... Clift-... Sister Mary Fake! 947 01:19:53,581 --> 01:19:57,376 I'll have to call the officials and remove us from the competition. 948 01:19:57,543 --> 01:20:01,297 No, I don't think that's such a good idea. 949 01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:03,090 What would you suggest? 950 01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:08,721 She's our responsibility. We should handle it... personally. 951 01:20:13,226 --> 01:20:17,188 You don't usually drive. Perhaps one of us with a driver's license... 952 01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:19,774 Nonsense! 953 01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:26,072 Thomas, I know you're busy, but see that stick on the left? 954 01:20:26,239 --> 01:20:28,574 That's your turning signal. 955 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:33,454 The other drivers wouldn't be so hostile if you'd use it. 956 01:20:33,621 --> 01:20:35,540 I've had enough of this. 957 01:20:35,706 --> 01:20:40,336 Where in the Sam Hill did you people learn how to drive? 958 01:20:44,632 --> 01:20:45,716 Jackass! 959 01:20:45,883 --> 01:20:48,719 Thomas! Jesus Christ! 960 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:52,431 Rita? I'm home. 961 01:21:13,411 --> 01:21:18,291 "Dear mama - I went to the All-State Music Competition." 962 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:24,881 "I never meant to hurt you, but I had to follow my heart." 963 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:28,342 "Please forgive me. I love you. Rita." 964 01:21:32,054 --> 01:21:34,473 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, 965 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:38,436 to the 30th All-State Music Competition. 966 01:21:38,603 --> 01:21:44,650 A gathering of the most talented young musicians in California. 967 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:49,906 Let's go, Margaret. It is Margaret, isn't it? 968 01:21:50,072 --> 01:21:52,408 I can't tell under all that paint. 969 01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:56,579 I hate this thing. It does nothing for my figure. 970 01:21:56,746 --> 01:21:58,664 Can't I wear something tighter? 971 01:21:58,831 --> 01:22:03,711 You're here to impress the judges with your voice, not your heinie. 972 01:22:03,878 --> 01:22:09,050 He sent his men unto her grave 973 01:22:09,216 --> 01:22:14,388 To tell where she was buried 974 01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:16,933 And all she said... 975 01:22:18,851 --> 01:22:20,853 - Look what you did! - I'm sorry. 976 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:24,482 Put one on the other side. Start a fashion trend. 977 01:22:24,649 --> 01:22:28,736 Mangbatu women paint their cheeks as signs of fertility. 978 01:22:28,903 --> 01:22:31,572 On second thought, take it off. 979 01:22:32,615 --> 01:22:34,909 - Dang, man! - What? 980 01:22:35,076 --> 01:22:37,286 This thing ripped! What am I supposed to do? 981 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:40,498 Don't fret. My mother used to say, 982 01:22:40,665 --> 01:22:46,462 "Nothing is impossible if you have faith and a roll of electrical tape" 983 01:22:46,629 --> 01:22:49,131 Look at my hair! You like my hair? 984 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:53,094 It looks like a bowl of lard and you look wack. 985 01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:57,556 I'm so nervous, I don't think I can go on. 986 01:22:57,723 --> 01:23:00,351 Never mind how you feel. 987 01:23:00,518 --> 01:23:05,272 Think how great you'll make the audience feel when you sing. 988 01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,109 Take a deep breath, and yawn. 989 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:11,237 See how that relaxes you? 990 01:23:11,404 --> 01:23:18,786 Now, from San Diego, the Oceanview High School Gospel Choir. 991 01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:02,288 They're good. They're really good. 992 01:24:12,590 --> 01:24:14,550 We have to go backstage. 993 01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:17,094 But how are we going to find them? 994 01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:20,681 Shouldn't be hard. We look for the choir 995 01:24:20,848 --> 01:24:24,143 that looks like it just robbed a convenience store. 996 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:27,521 Great Caesar's ghost! 997 01:24:27,688 --> 01:24:28,814 Passes! 998 01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:35,905 Three times state champions, the Chapman Choir 999 01:24:36,072 --> 01:24:39,492 from Orange County's Grant High School. 1000 01:24:52,004 --> 01:24:55,966 Joyful, joyful, we adore thee 1001 01:24:56,133 --> 01:25:00,221 God of glory, Lord of love 1002 01:25:00,387 --> 01:25:04,600 Hearts unfold like flowers before thee 1003 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:07,603 Opening to the sun above 1004 01:25:07,770 --> 01:25:09,480 They're singing our song! 1005 01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:11,190 They're like an army! 1006 01:25:11,357 --> 01:25:15,194 Drive the dark of doubt away 1007 01:25:15,361 --> 01:25:18,781 Giver of immortal... 1008 01:25:19,115 --> 01:25:21,158 Doughnuts! 1009 01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:26,705 Hello? 1010 01:25:26,872 --> 01:25:28,833 Father Thomas! It's us! 1011 01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:30,918 Colour me surprised. 1012 01:25:31,085 --> 01:25:36,132 The kids will burst when they find you've come to support them. 1013 01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:39,885 We didn't come to support the children. 1014 01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:44,807 Father Maurice and Mr Crisp will pull them out of the competition. 1015 01:25:44,974 --> 01:25:47,226 Why would they wanna do that? 1016 01:25:47,393 --> 01:25:48,936 Because 1017 01:25:49,103 --> 01:25:52,356 Sister Mary Clarence isn't a sister. 1018 01:25:52,523 --> 01:25:54,608 She's a Las Vegas showgirl. 1019 01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:59,655 Who'd have thunk! She has so many nun-like qualities. 1020 01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:01,699 Not to mention the outfit. 1021 01:26:01,866 --> 01:26:07,204 Yes. Father Maurice and Mr Crisp are looking for them right now. 1022 01:26:07,371 --> 01:26:12,168 That's a good idea. I think we should go look for her too. 1023 01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:14,670 Good idea. I agree. Bye-bye. 1024 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:16,881 See you. 1025 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:23,262 Ever singing, march we onward 1026 01:26:23,429 --> 01:26:24,471 They got it going. 1027 01:26:24,638 --> 01:26:28,267 Look at those robes. We'll look like suckers. 1028 01:26:28,434 --> 01:26:31,145 All of a sudden, I don't feel good. 1029 01:26:31,312 --> 01:26:38,277 In the triumph song of life 1030 01:26:44,617 --> 01:26:46,702 Very good. 1031 01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:15,814 - Why aren't you ready? - You saw that other choir? 1032 01:27:15,981 --> 01:27:19,777 - We can't win against them. - We'll be laughed off the stage. 1033 01:27:19,944 --> 01:27:21,654 I didn't come to be embarrassed. 1034 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:23,656 They sang our song, much better! 1035 01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:25,282 We're going home. 1036 01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:29,954 You're all ready to leave cos you got scared? 1037 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:38,837 It's your MO. It's how you operate. "Something new - better run away." 1038 01:27:39,004 --> 01:27:43,217 Forget the people who busted their butt to get you here. 1039 01:27:43,384 --> 01:27:47,179 I'm gonna remind you - if you wanna go somewhere, be somebody, 1040 01:27:47,346 --> 01:27:50,599 you better wake up and pay attention. 1041 01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:54,979 If every time something scary comes up, you run, 1042 01:27:55,145 --> 01:27:59,149 you'll be runnin' for the rest of your lives. 1043 01:28:03,821 --> 01:28:06,240 You guys, she is right. 1044 01:28:06,407 --> 01:28:08,659 If we do this, we gotta be slammin'. 1045 01:28:19,503 --> 01:28:22,214 St Francis Academy? Get ready. 1046 01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:33,642 I'm terribly sorry. What a sea of humanity. Sorry. 1047 01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:37,813 Father Maurice! We thought you wasn't coming. 1048 01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:42,651 Hello. Yes. 1049 01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:45,029 - Glad you're here. - Thank you. 1050 01:28:45,195 --> 01:28:47,072 We'll win with you here. 1051 01:28:47,239 --> 01:28:50,409 I'm glad to be here to support the choir. 1052 01:28:50,576 --> 01:28:56,081 But something has been brought to my attention. Something... 1053 01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:58,834 I don't know how to say this. 1054 01:28:59,001 --> 01:29:01,587 But I just have to say that... 1055 01:29:01,754 --> 01:29:04,089 you children are amazing! 1056 01:29:04,256 --> 01:29:09,136 I almost didn't recognise you. There's such a glow in you. 1057 01:29:09,303 --> 01:29:12,556 Remarkable. You all look like angels. 1058 01:29:12,723 --> 01:29:15,225 Wait till you hear 'em sing. 1059 01:29:15,392 --> 01:29:17,353 You guys, places. Let's go. 1060 01:29:28,030 --> 01:29:30,324 Father Maurice, what are you doing? 1061 01:29:30,491 --> 01:29:32,785 I decided to let them sing. 1062 01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:37,539 - Do you know what you've done? - What did I do? 1063 01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:41,126 Didn't you call the archdiocese people about Sister Mary Fake? 1064 01:29:41,293 --> 01:29:42,961 I thought I'd tell them when I saw them. 1065 01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:46,340 - Are they here? - I think they're here. 1066 01:29:46,507 --> 01:29:48,175 - But you haven't told them? - Not yet. 1067 01:29:48,342 --> 01:29:52,971 Well, I'll tell them. I'll make sure they know. Where are they? 1068 01:29:53,138 --> 01:29:56,850 Mr Crisp, we'll help you find them. Won't we, guys? 1069 01:29:57,017 --> 01:29:59,853 A few minutes ago, they went that way. 1070 01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,522 Are you sure? 1071 01:30:01,688 --> 01:30:03,690 - I saw too. - I saw with him. 1072 01:30:03,857 --> 01:30:05,901 Let's go! 1073 01:30:06,777 --> 01:30:08,112 We just came down here! 1074 01:30:08,278 --> 01:30:10,823 They went down the hall here. 1075 01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:15,911 They were saying something about the ventilation system. 1076 01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:19,164 Have you been drinking the sacramental wine? 1077 01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:20,332 Mr Crisp! 1078 01:30:20,499 --> 01:30:23,252 They're in here. I can hear voices. 1079 01:30:23,419 --> 01:30:25,546 Sure you can hear voices! 1080 01:30:25,712 --> 01:30:28,340 - There they are. After you. - What are you talking about? 1081 01:30:28,507 --> 01:30:30,843 - Excuse me. - Wait a minute! 1082 01:30:31,009 --> 01:30:34,054 Get something to hold this door with. 1083 01:30:34,221 --> 01:30:36,849 Not this! This is dessert! 1084 01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:39,059 Give me that thing! 1085 01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:43,147 Open the door! It's dark in here! 1086 01:30:43,313 --> 01:30:47,317 Father, forgive us. We know exactly what we do! 1087 01:30:56,702 --> 01:30:59,413 That last choir was rather good. 1088 01:31:02,207 --> 01:31:05,669 What she's done with the children is amazing. 1089 01:31:05,836 --> 01:31:09,965 Well, Sister Mary Clarence is no ordinary nun. 1090 01:31:10,132 --> 01:31:12,551 You don't have to tell me that. 1091 01:31:12,718 --> 01:31:16,263 You're not angry with me for misleading you? 1092 01:31:16,430 --> 01:31:18,307 Not at all. 1093 01:31:18,474 --> 01:31:21,685 You're free to fool me any time you want. 1094 01:31:22,019 --> 01:31:24,688 Now, ladies and gentlemen, 1095 01:31:24,855 --> 01:31:29,568 from San Francisco, the choir of St Francis High School, 1096 01:31:29,735 --> 01:31:33,113 under the direction of Sister Mary Clarence, 1097 01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:36,867 also singing "Joyful, Joyful". 1098 01:32:25,749 --> 01:32:32,506 Joyful, joyful, Lord, we adore thee 1099 01:32:33,924 --> 01:32:38,428 God of glory, Lord of love 1100 01:32:40,973 --> 01:32:46,937 Hearts unfold like flowers before thee 1101 01:32:47,104 --> 01:32:50,274 Your teacher says take off your robes. 1102 01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:54,069 Do it quickly. I don't know. Just take them off. 1103 01:32:54,236 --> 01:32:58,031 Put on anything you want. We're gonna go out there comfortable. 1104 01:32:58,198 --> 01:33:00,242 Some of us. 1105 01:33:00,659 --> 01:33:07,749 Drive the dark of doubt away 1106 01:33:10,377 --> 01:33:18,427 Giver of immortal gladness 1107 01:33:18,594 --> 01:33:22,723 Fill us With the light 1108 01:33:32,524 --> 01:33:35,611 Of day 1109 01:33:46,496 --> 01:33:50,125 Joyful, joyful, Lord, we adore thee 1110 01:33:50,417 --> 01:33:53,754 God of glory, Lord of love 1111 01:33:55,547 --> 01:33:59,092 Hearts unfold like flowers before thee 1112 01:33:59,301 --> 01:34:02,512 Hail thee as the sun above 1113 01:34:03,347 --> 01:34:07,809 Melt the clouds of sin Sin and sadness 1114 01:34:07,976 --> 01:34:11,313 Drive the dark of doubt away 1115 01:34:11,605 --> 01:34:16,360 Drive it away Giver of immortal gladness 1116 01:34:16,652 --> 01:34:21,156 Fill us Fill us with the light of day 1117 01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:24,409 Check the rhyme! 1118 01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:25,827 Joyful, joyful 1119 01:34:25,994 --> 01:34:27,120 Lord, we adore thee 1120 01:34:27,287 --> 01:34:29,081 And in my life I put none before thee 1121 01:34:29,331 --> 01:34:32,918 Since I was young, I came to know You was the only way to go 1122 01:34:33,085 --> 01:34:35,796 So I have come to an understanding 1123 01:34:35,962 --> 01:34:38,006 That I'm down with the King So now I'm demanding 1124 01:34:38,173 --> 01:34:39,966 That you tell me who you're down with 1125 01:34:40,133 --> 01:34:41,593 Cos I'm down with G-O-D! 1126 01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:44,096 - You down with G-O-D? - Yeah, you know me 1127 01:34:48,642 --> 01:34:51,311 - Who's down with G-O-D? - Everybody! 1128 01:34:51,478 --> 01:34:53,021 Come and join the chorus 1129 01:34:53,188 --> 01:34:55,232 The mighty, mighty chorus 1130 01:34:55,399 --> 01:34:59,236 Which the morning stars began 1131 01:34:59,528 --> 01:35:03,615 The Father of love is rising over us 1132 01:35:03,782 --> 01:35:04,950 By the Way 1133 01:35:05,117 --> 01:35:07,619 What have you done for him lately? 1134 01:35:12,416 --> 01:35:16,461 What have you done for him lately? 1135 01:35:17,504 --> 01:35:20,590 He watches over everything 1136 01:35:20,757 --> 01:35:22,926 So we sing 1137 01:35:23,260 --> 01:35:24,886 Joyful, joyful 1138 01:35:25,303 --> 01:35:28,515 Lord, we adore thee 1139 01:35:28,682 --> 01:35:31,893 God of glory, Lord of love 1140 01:35:33,395 --> 01:35:35,814 Hearts unfold like flowers before thee 1141 01:35:35,981 --> 01:35:40,068 Hail thee as the sun above 1142 01:35:40,235 --> 01:35:44,364 Melt the clouds of sin Sin and sadness 1143 01:35:44,614 --> 01:35:49,161 Drive the dark of doubt away 1144 01:35:49,327 --> 01:35:53,540 Drive it all away Giver of immortal gladness 1145 01:35:53,707 --> 01:35:55,751 Fill us 1146 01:35:56,168 --> 01:35:57,836 Fill us with the light of day 1147 01:36:00,172 --> 01:36:02,883 Oh, we need you, yes we do 1148 01:36:06,887 --> 01:36:08,930 Fill us 1149 01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:11,975 With the light of day, Lord 1150 01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:16,146 Hear us as we pray, Lord 1151 01:36:30,911 --> 01:36:32,913 Fill us with the light of day 1152 01:36:33,914 --> 01:36:36,082 Light of day 1153 01:37:00,941 --> 01:37:05,445 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. 1154 01:37:05,612 --> 01:37:10,575 But first, let's give all the contestants a nice big hand. 1155 01:37:16,915 --> 01:37:18,416 Thank you. 1156 01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:21,044 The third runner-up, 1157 01:37:21,211 --> 01:37:25,632 Pinewood High School San Bernardino Quartet. 1158 01:37:29,219 --> 01:37:32,514 The second runner-up, Oceanview High School, 1159 01:37:32,681 --> 01:37:35,350 San Diego Gospel Choir. 1160 01:37:43,775 --> 01:37:46,528 First runner-up, 1161 01:37:46,695 --> 01:37:50,740 Grant High School Orange County Chapman Choir. 1162 01:37:58,957 --> 01:38:01,459 The grand prize winner, 1163 01:38:01,626 --> 01:38:04,296 St Francis High School, 1164 01:38:04,462 --> 01:38:06,506 San Francisco! 1165 01:38:45,211 --> 01:38:46,838 Simply outstanding. 1166 01:38:47,005 --> 01:38:48,548 What a performance! 1167 01:38:48,715 --> 01:38:50,383 Good evening. 1168 01:38:50,550 --> 01:38:53,929 What a surprise to see you. You're aware that the school that just won 1169 01:38:54,095 --> 01:38:57,015 is the school you are about to close? 1170 01:38:57,182 --> 01:38:59,851 You must be kidding! With a choir like that? 1171 01:39:00,018 --> 01:39:05,023 - Get ready for next year! - I'm so pleased you feel that way. 1172 01:39:05,190 --> 01:39:06,232 Mr Crisp! 1173 01:39:06,399 --> 01:39:10,403 Just the people I want to see! You have been deceived. 1174 01:39:10,570 --> 01:39:13,031 What's he talking about? 1175 01:39:13,198 --> 01:39:17,535 - This Sister Mary Clarence! - You have been deceived. 1176 01:39:17,702 --> 01:39:19,454 Actually, it was Mr Crisp... 1177 01:39:19,621 --> 01:39:21,373 It was Mr Crisp's idea? 1178 01:39:21,539 --> 01:39:25,043 He did it to keep St Francis from closing. And it worked. 1179 01:39:25,210 --> 01:39:26,962 St Francis isn't closing? 1180 01:39:27,128 --> 01:39:29,422 No, St Francis isn't closing. 1181 01:39:29,589 --> 01:39:34,219 We knew you wanted early retirement. We didn't know you were being modest. 1182 01:39:34,386 --> 01:39:36,054 Oh, I... 1183 01:39:36,221 --> 01:39:38,807 They can't put a prize bull like you out to pasture. 1184 01:39:38,974 --> 01:39:41,685 There must be a real trouble spot somewhere 1185 01:39:41,851 --> 01:39:46,064 that could use Mr Crisp's extraordinary talents. 1186 01:39:46,231 --> 01:39:49,693 That woman! That woman! 1187 01:39:49,859 --> 01:39:51,945 Go with God, Crispy! 1188 01:39:52,946 --> 01:39:58,326 How does Sister Mary Clarence perform night after night in Vegas? 1189 01:39:58,493 --> 01:40:01,371 She's used to all this. We're the nervous wrecks 1190 01:40:01,538 --> 01:40:03,581 All these people! 1191 01:40:04,416 --> 01:40:06,501 Vegas?! 1192 01:40:19,597 --> 01:40:21,766 Mama, it was just this one time. 1193 01:40:21,933 --> 01:40:23,977 I'm sorry. I'll never disobey you again. 1194 01:40:24,144 --> 01:40:26,146 Please don't be mad at me. 1195 01:40:26,312 --> 01:40:28,231 Just stop. 1196 01:40:29,816 --> 01:40:31,901 You're incredible. 1197 01:40:33,153 --> 01:40:35,238 And I'm proud of you. 1198 01:40:36,865 --> 01:40:38,950 I'm very proud of you. 1199 01:40:47,751 --> 01:40:51,212 Congratulations! All of you! 1200 01:40:51,379 --> 01:40:53,965 Sister Mary Clarence, you've done it again. 1201 01:40:54,132 --> 01:40:57,177 And because of your success, 1202 01:40:57,343 --> 01:41:02,182 the archdiocese have decided to keep St Francis open! 1203 01:41:02,974 --> 01:41:05,393 You owe me. 1204 01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:07,479 I feel so happy, I'm gonna cry. 1205 01:41:07,645 --> 01:41:11,232 I'm a sucker for happy endings myself. 1206 01:41:11,399 --> 01:41:14,277 You two! Oh, what the hell! 1207 01:41:17,655 --> 01:41:19,199 You ain't really a nun. 1208 01:41:19,365 --> 01:41:22,118 You don't talk like a nun. And you don't act like one. 1209 01:41:22,285 --> 01:41:25,371 Rumour has it you're a Las Vegas showgirl. 1210 01:41:25,538 --> 01:41:29,667 Let me point out one thing, my dear Ahmal. 1211 01:41:30,210 --> 01:41:35,090 I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Las Vegas showgirl. 1212 01:41:37,092 --> 01:41:40,220 I am a headliner. 1213 01:41:42,180 --> 01:41:45,350 Now wait a minute! 1214 01:41:45,517 --> 01:41:48,686 And one, two, one, two. 1215 01:43:19,861 --> 01:43:21,738 Just as fast as I can!