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RACHEL: How did the audition go?
- Incredible.

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I met the director.
You'll never believe who it was.

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Who?

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I'll give you one hint.

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Warren Beatty.

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Wow.

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There's just one thing
that might be a problem.

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See, I had to kiss this guy.

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Because he was just so darn cute?

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No, part of the audition.
I'm up for the part of this guy...

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...who the main guy kisses.

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Well, you're an actor. I say
you just suck it up and you do it.

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Or you just do it.

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I did do it.
I'm a professional.

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- What's the problem?
JOEY: After the scene...

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...Mr. Beatty comes up to me and
he says, "Good actor. Bad kisser."

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Can you believe that?
Me, not a good kisser.

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That's like...

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...Mother Teresa, not a good mother. Pfft.

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Who cares what that guy thinks?

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What does Warren Beatty
know about kissing? Heh.

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Oh. Heh, heh.

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The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding

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CHANDLER:
What did your agent say?

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Yep. This kiss thing is
definitely a problem.

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Mr. Beatty wants to see it again
on Monday.

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Man, I gotta figure out
what I'm doing wrong.

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Oh, okay. One of you girls
come over here and kiss me.

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- Forget it.
- Yeah, right.

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Hey, come on.
I need your help here.

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I'll do it. I've kissed him before.
I can do it again.

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See this, huh? This is a friend.

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Uh-huh. Let's go.

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Oh, wait. I have gum.

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Okay.

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Good. Very good. Firm, but tender.

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I'd recommend you to a friend.

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Then I don't know
what the problem is.

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Maybe you're not used
to kissing men.

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Maybe you tensed up a little.

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Maybe you need to work on it.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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Over my dead body.

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And I'll be using
his dead body as a shield.

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Come out, honey.
I'm telling you, you look good.

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Tell her she looks good.
Tell her she looks good.

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Oh, my God! Ha, ha, ha.

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You look so good!

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I cannot believe I have to walk down
the aisle in front of 200 people...

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...looking like something
you drink when you're nauseous.

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So don't.
I don't see why we have to go to this thing.

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It's your ex-fiancé's wedding.

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Because I promised Mindy I would.

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Yeah, well, you promised Barry
you'd marry him.

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RACHEL: You guys, I have to go.
I'm the maid of honor.

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Besides, I need to be in a room
again with these people...

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...and feel good about myself.

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[CHANDLER LAUGHING]

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Someone's wearing the same clothes
they had on last night. Get a little action?

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I may have.

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Whoo-hoo! Stud!

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- What's she look like?
CHANDLER: We haven't met.

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We stayed up all night talking
on the Internet.

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Whoo-hoo! Geek!

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I like this girl.
I seriously like this girl.

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You know how I tend to get
a little defended and quippy?

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- Get out.
- No. Please.

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Well, she called me on it, okay?
She said, "Cut it out, get real."

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And I did.

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Wow.

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What's that like?

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It's like this. Me.

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No jokes.

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Stop it.
You're freaking me out.

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Yeah. I don't like you this way.

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RICHARD:
I'll see you guys later.

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RACHEL: Bye, Richard.
- Bye-bye.

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Bye, sweetie. I love you.

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I love you too.

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I think my boyfriend's
ever so dreamy.

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I wonder what
our wedding will be like.

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What are you talking about?
What wedding?

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Come on. You never talk about that?

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No, never.

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We're just living in the moment.

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It is so nice for once not to get
hung up on, "Where is this going?"

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- Afraid to ask him?
- Could not be more terrified.

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I think you should
seriously consider marriage.

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Give Rachel another chance to dress
like Princess Bubble Yum.

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MONICA:
Where's Benny?

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There he is!

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Where's Benny?

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There he is!

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That's probably why babies learn to talk,
so they can tell grownups to cut it out.

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Hey, I got a question for you.

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Just a little thing, no pressure.

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Okay.

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Do you ever, uh, think about the future?

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Sure, I do.

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Yeah? Am I in it?

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Honey...

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...you are it.

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Oh, God.
You're about to get so lucky.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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- Keep talking.
- Well...

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...sometimes I think about
selling my practice.

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We could move to France.

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- Make French toast.
- Ooh.

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Okay, so...

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...we're in France...

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...and we're making the toast.

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Do you see a little bassinet
in the corner?

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Like a hound?

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Not a basset.

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A bassinet.

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You really need the bassinet?

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Well, I just think the baby
would keep falling off the dog.

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- Do you not see kids in our future?
- Oh. Heh.

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I love children.

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I have children.

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I don't wanna be 70
when our kids go off to college...

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...and our life can finally start.

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- Hm.
- Look.

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I want you...

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...now.

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Well, that's great.
We don't need to talk about this now.

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Really, I mean this is so, like,
way, way, way in the future.

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I'm talking hovercrafts
and apes taking over the planet. Heh, heh.

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Come on, Chandler.
I want this part so much.

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Just one kiss.
I won't tell anyone.

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Joey, no means no.

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Hey.

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I'm sorry,
we don't have your sheep.

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Aw, Rach, I think you look cute.

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And you. You...

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- You, I could eat you with a spoon.
- Get away from me. I said no.

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Richard buzzed. He's downstairs.

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Richard's here?
I should run down, say goodbye to him.

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RACHEL: Bye.
PHOEBE: Good luck.

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How's your date
with your cyber-chick going?

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Hey, what is all that?

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It's a web site.
It's the Guggenheim Museum.

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She likes art...

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...and I like funny words.

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What does she mean by "H.H."?

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It means we're holding hands.

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Are you the cutest?

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I'm afraid I might just be.

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I think it's so great
that you're totally into this person...

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...yet for all you know, she could be
90 years old or have two heads.

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It could be a guy.

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It's not a guy, all right?
I know her.

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It could be like a big, giant guy.

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Man, I got this close to him,
and Monica kneed me in the back.

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What's going on?

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We're wondering if
Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.

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Ask her how long she's gonna live.

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Women live longer than men.

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How do you not fall down more?

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Okay, ask her what is her method
of birth control.

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All right.

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[COMPUTER BEEPS]

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"My husband is sleeping
with his secretary."

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She's married?

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At least we know she's a woman.

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I can't believe she's married.

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Oh, man, I'm sorry.

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This must be really tough for you.

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I read this article that says
you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings...

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...because when pigeons eat rice,
it kills them.

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That's why you never see
pigeons in sushi bars.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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- See, we're having fun.
- Oh, absolutely.

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I'm not even thinking about that thing
that we're not gonna think about.

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Neither am I.

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Hey, there.
Are you all right?

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Yeah. But in the bathroom, I saw
the window I crawled out of at my wedding.

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And, God, I just started thinking
I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't.

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People are gonna be looking at me and
judging me and thinking about the last time.

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Sweetie, it's gonna be okay.
It's a wedding.

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Generally, people focus on the bride.

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I know, you're right.

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Alrighty.
Everybody look at me. Good.

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00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,418
It's time. Bridesmaids and ushers...

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...let's see two lines.
Thank you.

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I'll see you after the thing.

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- Okay. Good luck.
- Thank you. Okay.

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Okay.

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Ah.

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Why didn't you tell me?

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00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,065
What could I do?

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Stand up and shout,
"Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!"

193
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,487
Oh, my God. This is so humiliating.

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The only thing that tops that
was when I was in eighth grade...

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...and I had to sing the "Copacabana"
in front of the entire school.

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Two lines into it, I ran and freaked out.

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Oh, my God. My entire life's flashing
before my eyes.

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Rach, look, I remember that.
It wasn't so bad.

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Ross, would you stop!
You got me. I'm dating you.

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MR. WEINBERG:
Rachel.

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Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg.

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It's wonderful
to see you again, my dear.

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00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:07,267
In fact, I hardly expected
to see so much.

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- You told me you didn't see anything.
- I tell you a lot of things.

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00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:17,193
Well, it's wonderful to have you
up and about again, dear.

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MR. WEINBERG:
Stay well.

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That's the third time someone has
said something like that to me today.

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- Rach!
RACHEL: Hi.

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- Oh, my God, I'm married!
- I know!

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I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter,
hyphen, Farber.

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I am so proud of you, Min.

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00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:36,838
Min.

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00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,424
Oh, Rach. Still here.

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At our wedding, they were packing up
the chopped liver about now.

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00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,888
Yeah, I love that story.

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00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,266
Ahem. I have a question for you guys.

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00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,686
Why do people keep saying
it's good to see me up and about?

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After you ran out on your wedding...

219
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,193
...Barry's parents told people
you were sort of...

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...insane.

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00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,323
- Insane?
- From the syphilis.

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00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,116
What?

223
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,204
What were they gonna say?
You didn't love me anymore? Come on.

224
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,916
Angela?

225
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,501
Joey Tribbiani.

226
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:18,379
Listen, what are you doing tonight?

227
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:22,550
I know you're seeing that guy.
I was thinking maybe you could bring him...

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Hello? Hello?

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[COMPUTER BLEEPING]

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You gonna answer her? That's the 10th
bing-bong message she's sent.

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00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:42,821
- She wants to know what's wrong.
- What's wrong? You're married!

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00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,489
That's what's wrong!

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[COMPUTER BLEEPING]

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00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,201
Oh, my.

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00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,662
- What?
- She wants to meet you in person.

236
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,665
Look, Phoebe,
I wanted to meet her in person too.

237
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,167
But she's married.
She has a husband.

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00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,838
What if the husband is the wrong guy
and you are the right guy?

239
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,674
You don't get chances like this
all the time.

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00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,677
If you don't meet her, you'll
kick yourself when you're 80...

241
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,388
...which is hard to do
and that's how you break a hip.

242
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,559
Okay. I'll do it.

243
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:17,397
Okay, great! Put on your shoes
and then march out there and meet her.

244
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,525
No, wait! You have
to take a shower because ew!

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00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,026
And I'll get the...

246
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,278
[COMPUTER BLEEPING]

247
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,405
No, you have to answer her.
Answer her first.

248
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,658
No, make some coffee
because it's too much.

249
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,745
MAN [SINGING]:
Tall and tan, and young and lovely

250
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,207
Okay, one more, please.
I'm gonna get it in this time.

251
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,293
Okay, last chance.

252
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,842
Again, I'm sorry.

253
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,600
You know what, maybe I don't
need to have children.

254
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:57,478
Maybe I just think I do
because that's what society...

255
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,731
...and by that I mean my mom...

256
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,984
...has always convinced me that l...

257
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,070
But I want her so badly

258
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,157
I do.

259
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,035
I have to have children.
I'm sorry, I just do.

260
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,746
[TAPPING ON GLASS]

261
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,998
BEST MAN:
Yo, could I have your attention?

262
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,334
Best man making a toast here.

263
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,127
Thank you. Ahem.

264
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,340
I remember when Barry got home
from his first date with Rachel.

265
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,133
WOMAN:
Huh?

266
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,426
[PEOPLE MURMURING]

267
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,013
What? You hired the same band.
I can't use the same speech?

268
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,389
[DRUMS BEATING]

269
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,266
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

270
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,353
Anyway, I wish you both...

271
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,939
...a wonderful life together.
MINDY: Aw.

272
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,148
And, Rachel.

273
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,652
- What?
- No, no, in all seriousness.

274
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,780
Not a lot of women would
have the guts to come back here.

275
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,616
And even fewer who'd do it
with their asses hanging out.

276
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,284
[DRUMS BEATING]

277
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,577
That's it.

278
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,665
[ROSS TAPS GLASS]

279
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,335
I'd like to add something to that.

280
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,713
- What are you adding? What are you adding?
- It's okay. It's okay.

281
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,634
Most of you don't know me.
I'm Rachel's boyfriend...

282
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:10,927
Oh, dear God.

283
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,179
...Ross.

284
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,473
And I'd just like to say that...

285
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:20,228
...it did take a lot of courage
for Rachel to come here tonight.

286
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,271
And just for the record...

287
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,651
...she did not run out on Barry
because she had syphilis.

288
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,277
[DRUMS BEATING]

289
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,864
What are you doing? I'm serious.

290
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,242
The reason...

291
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,954
...she walked out on Barry
is simply that...

292
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,706
...she didn't love him.

293
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,584
Which, incidentally,
worked out pretty well for me. Heh, heh.

294
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,010
Cheers.

295
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,680
- See you in the parking lot.
- No, Rach.

296
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,643
BARRY: And once again,
she is out of here!

297
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,354
Okay, who had 9:45? Hm?

298
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,108
[PEOPLE MURMURING]

299
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,196
RACHEL:
Heh.

300
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,829
You know what, Bar?
I'm not gonna leave.

301
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,249
I probably should, but I'm not.

302
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,795
I promised myself I'd make it
through at least one of your weddings.

303
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,845
Tonight, all I wanted was
to make it through this evening...

304
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,308
...with a little bit of grace
and dignity.

305
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,687
Well, I guess we can all agree
that's not gonna happen.

306
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,943
I guess there's nothing
really left to say...

307
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,237
...except...

308
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,953
SINGING:
Her name was Lola

309
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,541
She was a showgirl

310
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,378
With yellow feath...

311
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,422
Feathers in her hair

312
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,675
And a dress cut down to there

313
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,427
She would...

314
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,887
Merengue
- Merengue

315
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,263
Thank you, honey.

316
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,016
And do the cha-cha

317
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:26,854
And while she'd like to be a star
Tony always tended bar

318
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,147
Wait, wait!

319
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,732
Everybody!

320
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,359
ALL [SINGING]:
Copa

321
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,902
Copacabana

322
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,823
The hottest spot north of Havana

323
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,366
At the Copa

324
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,993
Copacabana

325
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:46,249
Music and passion were always
In fashion at the Copa

326
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,377
[BAND PLAYING
"SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME"]

327
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,130
There's a somebody I'm longing...

328
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,631
Okay.

329
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,591
I'll do it.

330
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,260
You'll do what?

331
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,263
If kids is what it takes to be with you,
then kids it is.

332
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,682
Oh, my God.

333
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,393
If I have to,
I'll do it all again.

334
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,854
I'll do the 4:00 feeding thing.

335
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,981
I'll go to the PTA meetings.

336
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,108
I'll coach the soccer team.

337
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,403
- Really?
- Yeah, if I have to.

338
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,905
Monica...

339
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,702
...I don't wanna lose you.

340
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,497
So if I have to do it all again...

341
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,124
...then I will.

342
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,838
You are the most wonderful man.

343
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,758
And if you hadn't have said...

344
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,679
..."If I have to," like, 17 times...

345
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,224
...then I'd be saying, "Okay, let's do it."

346
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,895
But you're not.

347
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:56,277
Oh, my God. I can't believe
what I'm getting ready to say.

348
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,533
I wanna have a baby.

349
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,749
But I don't want to have one with
someone who doesn't really want to have one.

350
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,628
God.

351
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,922
[SIGHS]

352
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,010
I love you.

353
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,767
I know you do.

354
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,938
Me too.

355
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,696
So what now?

356
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,659
I guess we just...

357
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,203
...keep dancing.

358
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:53,793
Someone to watch

359
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,379
Over me

360
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,719
CHANDLER:
Where is she? Where is she?

361
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,554
Oh, hey, I have a question.

362
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,806
Where is she?

363
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,101
Chandler. Relax, Chandler.
She'll be here.

364
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,146
CHANDLER:
Oh, oh, oh. That's her.

365
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,817
Yeah, because life's just that kind.

366
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,528
PHOEBE:
You gotta stop staring at the door...

367
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,029
...like a watched pot.

368
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,366
If you keep looking at it,
the door's never gonna boil.

369
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,662
I think what you have to do
is try not to...

370
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,044
Oh, my God.

371
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,007
Oh...

372
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,050
...my...

373
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,927
...God.

374
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,229
GROUP:
Oh...

375
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,439
...my...

376
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,940
...God.

377
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,533
All right.

378
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,370
I've been feeling incredibly guilty
because I wanna be a good friend.

379
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,458
And damn it, I am a good friend.
So shut up and close your eyes.

380
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,379
Wow.

381
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,591
You are a good friend.

382
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,177
The audition was this morning,
and I didn't get it.

383
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,514
But that was a hell of a kiss.

384
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,808
Rachel is a very lucky girl.

385
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,775
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