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NARRATOR: Previously on Friends:
- I don't feel like I have a girlfriend.

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You want me to quit my job so you
can feel like you have a girlfriend?

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- Is this about Mark?
- Oh, my God.

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- Okay, it's not.
- Oh, my God.

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I cannot keep having
this fight with you!

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Look, ugh,
maybe we should just take a break.

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Fine. You're right.
Let's, uh, take a break.

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- Let's get some frozen yogurt.
RACHEL: No.

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A break from us.

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Then we had this big fight,
and I said I wanted to take a break.

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I don't want to take a break.

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This is crazy.

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Can't we work on this?

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What do you want to drink?

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Who's that?

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Nobody.

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- Is that Mark?
- Honey, look, he just...

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Yeah. Got it!

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Hey, come dance.
What are you, married?

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- Ha, ha.
- Because that's okay.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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How was the big anniversary dinner?

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Well, we never actually got to dinner.

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Ha, ha, oh. Nice.

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We kind of broke up instead.

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What? Aah!

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My God! It's on the ceiling!

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That's okay.

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This is more important than fruit...

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...on my ceiling.

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You broke up?

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Yeah, but it's okay because
when Ross left, Mark came over.

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- Oh, no! You and Mark?
- No, it's okay. Calm down.

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Mark and I talked...

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...and I realized how much
I love your stupid brother.

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We got our problems,
but I really wanna make it work.

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Morning!

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RACHEL [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]:
Hi, it's me.

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I've been trying to reach you all night.
I feel awful.

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Please, Ross, you've got to know,
there's nothing between me and Mark.

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This whole breakup thing
is just stupid.

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[GRUNTS]

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Ugh, I'm sorry I put you through it.

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And I don't want to get
back together over a machine.

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Mm-mm.

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So I love you.

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I love you.

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And you know what?
I'm gonna go to bed now...

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...but on my way to work tomorrow,
I'll stop by around 8:30. Bye.

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Chloe, how's it coming?

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What kind of puppy do you think
I should get?

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Um, oh, hey. I don't know.
How about a big one?

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- But my apartment's so...
- Then a small one.

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- We have to go.
- Wait! Where's my shoes?

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You need shoes?

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- Do I know why we're rushing?
- You know my girlfriend?

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It turns out that she, uh,
wants to get back together.

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I found it!

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That's so great for you guys!

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You must be so happy!

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Yes, I am.
One of the many things I'm feeling.

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- Good luck with your girlfriend.
- Oh, thank you. Ah, eh.

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Rachel!

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- You got my message?
- You are right on time!

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So can I be your girlfriend again?

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Yes, you can. Very much.

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Ah, ah.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- Why are you mopping your ceiling?
- Ugh, there's banana on it.

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I have the spirit of an
old Indian woman living in mine.

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So then you know.

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The mailman was here,
so I brought your mail.

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- Oh, good. Thanks.
- Now, what is Fabutech?

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Okay. Don't judge me too much, okay?

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I saw this infomercial,
and, um, I swear I have never...

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...bought anything on TV before.

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Except for this mop.

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But there was this stuff on leg-waxing,
it looked amazing.

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- Waxine!
- Yes! Have you seen it?

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It's incredible!
I want to be a Waxine Girl!

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I know!

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God! Do you think it really doesn't hurt?
How can they do that?

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Hello! Organic substances recently
discovered in the rain forest?

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They have the best stuff in there.

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Oh, my God!

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We figured when we couldn't find you,
you'd gone to make up with Rachel.

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Which is probably what
you should have done, huh? Heh.

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You think?

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God, I'm in hell.
I mean, what am I gonna do?

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Rachel's all "I love you,"
and all I can think about...

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...is what is she gonna do
when I tell her what I did?

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First, we should address
the more important question...

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...how dumb are you?

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What? Look, we're trying to rebuild
a relationship here, right?

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How am I supposed to do that
without being honest?

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I'm on board about
the total-honesty thing. I am.

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Just not about stuff that's
gonna get you in trouble.

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He's right. Nobody benefits,
and you'll just hurt her.

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And there won't be a relationship
left to rebuild.

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Don't you think...?

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If you have to tell her,
at least wait till the timing's right.

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And that's what deathbeds are for.

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- Yeah, okay.
- All right.

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Okay. Now, we just have to make sure
she doesn't find out some other way.

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Did you think about the trail?

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What trail?

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From the woman you did it with...

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...to the woman you hope
never finds out you did it!

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Always think about the trail!

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I don't think there's any trail.

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Okay, okay.

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Chloe works with that guy, Isaac.

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Isaac's sister is Jasmine, who works
at the massage place with Phoebe.

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Phoebe is Rachel's friend,
and that's the trail! I did it!

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PHOEBE: "After applying the Waxine
and linen strips to leg..."

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- Did that!
- Okay.

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"Grasp the linen strip by its tab...

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...and pull it off in one quick...

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...pain-free motion."
- Okay.

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Ow!

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[CRYING]

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Was it not "pain-free"?

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No, it was pain-ful!

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My God, they should call it
"Pain-zine, now with a little wax."

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The girls on the commercial
don't seem to think it's that bad.

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Because their nerves are
deadened from being so stupid.

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But, you know, if you don't
believe me, please be my guest.

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Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my God!

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Now are you glad we didn't start
with the bikini strips?

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Chloe, hi.

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Is this about me taking your watch?

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- You took my watch?
- I'm sorry. I do that.

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You keep it. Listen,
did you tell anyone about us?

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Oh, no. I feel like it really
isn't anybody's business.

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Exactly. So you didn't
mention anything to Isaac?

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- Oh, I tell Isaac everything.
- You do? Of course you do.

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Hi, Isaac.
You know, we haven't actually met.

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You dog!

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Yes, I suppose I am a dog.
But see, I happen to have a girlfriend.

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Right. Rachel from the coffee place.

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That's the one.
Listen, I don't want to hurt her.

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Oh, hey, man, I know.
It doesn't matter how much we love them.

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Monogamy is too cruel a rule.

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Yeah. Listen, can you keep
this information to yourself?

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Oh, no problem.
We gotta look out for each other.

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We're the same, you and me.

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Actually, no, we're not. Heh.

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Yeah, we are.

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No, we're not.

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Yeah, we are.

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No, we're not.

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- Okay, we're not.
- Right.

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But we are.

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Fine. I just need to know
that you're not gonna tell your sister.

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I can promise not to tell her again.

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- Jasmine?
- Uh-huh.

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We met at Phoebe's birthday party.
I'm Ross Geller.

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You did a bad thing!

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- Yes, I did.
- Very bad!

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- Very bad.
- Very, very bad!

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I'm agreeing with you.

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Listen, did you happen
to tell Phoebe yet?

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- No.
- Okay. Jasmine.

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Please. Please don't.

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I love my girlfriend very much
and I want to work it out with her.

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All right.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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But you should talk to my roommate.
I told him, and he knows Phoebe too.

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Who's your roommate?

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ROSS:
Gunther! Gunther!

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Tell me you didn't tell Rachel about
me and the girl from the copy place.

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I'm sorry.

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Was I not supposed to?

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- Ow! Ow!
- Ow! Ow!

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Ow, ow, ow!

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[BOTH SHOUTING]

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PHOEBE: We're all right.
- It's okay. It's okay.

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- Ooh! We were just waxing our legs.
- Off?

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For your information, this is a pain
like no man will ever experience.

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You can't make that statement
unless you've been kicked in an area...

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...that God only meant
to be treated nicely.

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Women just have a lower threshold
for pain than men, that's all.

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I mean, come on,
it's just a little wax. Heh.

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Oh, yeah? Come here.

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Oh, that's mature.

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- So now I just pull it off?
- Uh-huh.

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That's right.

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[WHIMPERS]

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Rachel, come on. Just talk to me. Please!

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RACHEL: I can't look at you right now.
- What?

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Nothing. Nothing.

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- She said it was okay.
- What are they talking about?

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- Just get away from me!
- I made a mistake, okay?

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A mistake? What were you trying
to put it in? Her purse?

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Whe...? Where did he put it?

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You had sex with another woman!

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- Oh, my God!
- Oh...

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I knew something was wrong because
my nails didn't grow at all yesterday.

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I guess they had a fight,
and he got drunk...

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You guys knew about this
and didn't tell us?

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He has sex,
and we get hit in our heads!

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- I want you to leave! Get out! Now!
- No! No!

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I want to stay and talk about this.

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Okay! All right. How was she?

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Uh-oh.

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- What?
- Was she good?

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Don't answer that.

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You said you wanted to talk about it.
Let's talk. How was she?

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- She was...
- Awful.

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- She was not good.
- Horrible. Nothing compared to you.

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She... She was different.

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JOEY: Ooh.
CHANDLER: Uh-oh.

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Good different?

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Nobody likes change.

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- Just stop!
- What? Okay! Okay! Okay!

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Should we do something?

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Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel.

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I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.
I was disgusted with myself...

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...and this morning I was upset...

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...and then I got your message,
and I was so happy.

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And all I wanted was to get her out
of my apartment...

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Wait a minute.

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What time did your little friend leave?

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Uh...

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Oh, my God. She was there?
She was still there?

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She was in there when I was in there?

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[YELLING]

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Listen, the important thing is,
she meant nothing to me.

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And yet she was worth
jeopardizing our relationship!

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I didn't think there was
a relationship.

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- We'd broken up.
- We were on a break.

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That, for all I knew,
could last forever. That is a breakup.

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You're gonna get out of this
on a technicality?

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I'm not trying to "get out"
of anything.

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I thought our relationship was dead.

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Well, you sure had a hell of a time
at the wake.

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I don't think we should listen
to this anymore.

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What are you doing?
We can't go out.

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Why not? I'm hungry.

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Because they'll know
we've been listening.

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God! And to have to hear about it
from Gunther!

242
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Come on, I ran all over the place trying
to make sure that didn't happen!

243
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,343
Oh, that is so sweet.

244
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,848
I think I'm falling in love with you
all over again.

245
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,645
We can go out.
They have other things to worry about.

246
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,022
We'll be fine.

247
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,692
Rachel, I wanted to tell you.
I thought I should.

248
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,571
And then Chandler and Joey
convinced me not to!

249
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,911
Wax the door shut.
We're never leaving.

250
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,291
It's Phoebe. Someone has to take
my 9:00 with Mr. Rehak...

251
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,544
...because it's 9: 15 now,
and I'm not there.

252
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,883
None of this would've happened
if I didn't think...

253
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,427
...you were having sex with Mark.

254
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,720
All right.

255
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:35,934
Let's say I had slept with Mark.
Would you have been able to forgive me?

256
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,188
Yes, I would.

257
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:47,070
You'd be okay if Mark had kissed me
and been naked with me...

258
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,696
...and made love to me?

259
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,282
Yes.

260
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:56,245
If you knew that our hot, sweaty,
writhing bodies were...

261
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,623
La, la, la, la, la, la!

262
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,587
Okay. Okay, yeah.
I would have been devastated...

263
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,423
...but I would still want
to be with you.

264
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,426
Because, I mean, it's you.

265
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,470
ALL:
Aw.

266
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,270
What?

267
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,816
Come on, tell me what you're thinking.

268
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,320
I'm thinking...

269
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,992
...I'm gonna order a pizza.

270
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,913
Order a pizza, like...

271
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,708
..."I forgive you"?

272
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,423
Oh, man!

273
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,216
Pizza?

274
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,760
I like pizza.

275
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,264
Put olives on the pizza.

276
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,604
We could eat the wax! It's organic!

277
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,025
Oh, great. Food with hair on it.

278
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,653
No, not the used wax.

279
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,156
Because that would be crazy?

280
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,996
Could I get in on that?
Because I'm kind of hungry myself.

281
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,330
Fine.

282
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,292
Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.

283
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,670
- No anchovies.
- With, uh, extra anchovies.

284
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,089
That's okay. I'll pick them off.

285
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:33,634
And could you chop some up
and put it right in the sauce?

286
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,477
You can have the last piece
if you want.

287
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:45,480
Well, I should think so.
You slept with someone.

288
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,703
They're gonna get through this,
aren't they?

289
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,873
Yeah. Come on, it's Ross and Rachel.

290
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,083
They've got to.

291
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,419
What if they don't?

292
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,134
You think I need a new walk?

293
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,388
What?

294
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:23,434
Well, I've been walking
the same way since high school.

295
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:27,688
You know how some guys walk into
a room and everybody takes notice?

296
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,899
I think I need a take-notice walk.

297
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,944
Are you actually saying these words?

298
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,368
What, now you're not even
talking to me?

299
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:47,500
Look, Rachel, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I was out of my mind.

300
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,252
I thought I'd lost you.

301
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,547
How insane must I have been
to do something like this?

302
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:56,801
I don't cheat, right?
That's not me. I'm not Joey!

303
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,011
Whoa!

304
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,431
Yeah, okay.

305
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,019
Hey.

306
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:10,773
It's 3 a.m. They don't
know that I've come home yet.

307
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,901
You notice how they aren't
wondering where I am?

308
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:18,072
You know,
people can be so self-involved.

309
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,494
You know what? I'm not the one
that wanted that break.

310
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,289
You're the one that bailed.
You're the one...

311
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,708
...that ran the moment things
got rough.

312
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,084
- That's...
- That's what?

313
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,920
- That is neither here nor there.
- Here we are...

314
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,256
...in a spot again. What do you want?

315
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:39,177
How do you want to handle it?
You want to fight for us or bail?

316
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,265
Look, I...

317
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:49,145
I did a terrible, stupid,
stupid thing, okay?

318
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:53,191
I'm sorry. I wish I could
take it back, but I can't.

319
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:57,653
I just can't see us throwing away
something we know is so damn good.

320
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,823
I love you so much.

321
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,377
No, Ross! Don't!

322
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,964
You can't just kiss me
and make it all go away.

323
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,508
It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't just make it better.

324
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,385
- Okay?
- Okay, okay.

325
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,059
I think you should go.

326
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,103
What?

327
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,814
I really think you need to go now.

328
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,526
Okay. Okay.

329
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,323
This morning you said there was
nothing we couldn't work past it.

330
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,200
What the hell did I know?

331
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,411
There's got to be a way
we can work past this. Okay?

332
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,581
I can't imagine my life without you.

333
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,291
You know? Without...

334
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:55,962
Without these arms...

335
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,715
...and your face and heart...

336
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,009
...your good heart, Rach, and...

337
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,347
[SNIFFLING]

338
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,932
No.

339
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,852
I can't. You're a totally
different person to me now.

340
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:17,692
I used to think of you as somebody
that would never, ever hurt me.

341
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,026
Ever.

342
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,905
Now I can't stop picturing you with her.

343
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:26,867
I can't. It doesn't matter what you
say or what you do.

344
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,662
It's just changed everything.

345
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,749
Forever.

346
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,051
[STAMMERS]

347
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,220
This can't be it.

348
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,769
Then how come it is?

349
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,074
They've been quiet for a long time.

350
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:09,660
Maybe she killed him.

351
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,207
Let's go.

352
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:44,904
Is that your new walk?

353
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,369
No. I really have to pee.

354
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,963
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