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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hey.
- Hey, ha, ha.

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JOEY:
Monica?

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What time is it?

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Uh, 9.

6
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But it's dark out.

7
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Um, well, that's because you always
sleep till noon, silly.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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This is what 9 looks like.

10
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I guess I'll get washed up then.

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Watch that sunrise.

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[MONICA SIGHS]

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I'm really getting tired of
sneaking around all the time.

14
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I know, me too. Hey, what if we went away
for the whole weekend? No interruptions.

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And we could be naked the entire time.

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All weekend?

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- That's a whole lot of naked.
- Mm-hm.

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Yeah, I could say I have a conference
and you can say you have a chef thing.

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Oh, I've always wanted to go
to this culinary fair in Jersey!

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Ha, ha, okay.
You know you're not, though.

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- Right. Okay.
- Let's go.

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Wait. What about Joey?

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Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend.

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Going to this culinary fair in Jersey.

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How weird! Chandler just told us
he's got a conference there. Huh.

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Oh, that's funny, ha, ha. Seems like
Chandler's conference could've been...

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...in Connecticut or Vermont.

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I'm not in charge of where
the conference is held.

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Do you want people to think it's
a fake conference? It's a real conference.

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- Hey.
JOEY & MONICA: Hey.

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- Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
- No, she's out shopping.

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- Damn.
CHANDLER: What's going on?

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I told Emily to come.

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And I just need to, you know,
talk to Rachel about it.

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Wait a minute.

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So when Emily comes,
you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?

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I'm focusing on the
"I get to see my wife" part, all right...

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...and not on the part
that makes me do this, huh?

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[GRUNTS]

40
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So you'll never be in the same room together?
How is that even gonna work?

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I have no idea. I mean...

42
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But I assure you, I will figure it out.

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[JOEY SIGHS]

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It doesn't seem like it's gonna work.

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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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RACHEL:
What's going on?

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We're flipping Monica's mattress.

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So I'm thinking, basically,
we pick it up, and then we flip it.

50
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That's better than my way.

51
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Oh, hey, guys, would you flip mine too?

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CHANDLER: Oh, man.
PHOEBE: Oh.

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Oh, look! A letter from my mom.

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So, Rach?

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You know how Emily's coming, right?

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Oh, yeah. I know.

57
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Can you hear anything?

58
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Oh, yeah, somebody just said,
"Can you hear anything?"

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Hey, Joey's ass.

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What are you doing?

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Remember when they got
in that big fight and broke up...

62
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...and we were all stuck in here
all night with no food?

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Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding,
I figured it was gonna happen again.

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You know? So I hid this in here.

65
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Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles...

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Ooh, Mad Libs. Mine!

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Condoms?

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Hey, you don't know how long
we're gonna be in here.

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We may have to re-populate the Earth.

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And condoms are the way to do that?

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Anyway, it all boils down to this.

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- The last time I talked to Emily...
- Aah! Oh, my God! Our dog died!

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- What?
- Oh, my God. LaPooh, our dog!

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LaPooh's still alive?

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Oh! It says he was hit by
an ice-cream truck and dragged for...

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...19 blocks!

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- Oh! Oh, my God.
- Sweetie, we heard you crying.

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- Please don't cry.
- It's LaPooh!

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I know, it's LaPooh right now
but it'll get better.

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I can't believe it! We're here!

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Ooh, chocolates on the pillows!
Oh, I love that!

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You should live with Joey.
Rolos everywhere.

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- Oh. Okay, I'll be right back.
- Okay.

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[SIREN WAILING ON TV]

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CHANDLER:
Oh, yes!

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Monica, get in here.
It's a high-speed car chase on!

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We're switching rooms.

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Oh, dear God, they gave us glasses!

89
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No, they gave us glasses
with lipstick on them.

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If they didn't change the glasses,
who knows what else they didn't change.

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Oh, come on, sweetie. I just want
this weekend to be perfect, okay?

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- We can change rooms, can't we?
- Okay.

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Okay, but let's do it now, though,
because Chopper 5 just lost its feed!

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Hey, so, uh...

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You know how there was something
I wanted to talk to you about?

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Oh, yeah.

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Well...

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...you know I'm trying to work
things out with Emily.

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Mm-hm.

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Well, there's this...

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...one thing.

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Okay, here goes.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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I made a promise that... Oh, hey.

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- What?
- Your nose is bleeding.

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- Oh, God!
- You're bleeding.

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Ah. Ah, not again.

108
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This happened when my grandfather died.

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It's... Ugh, sorry.

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Oh, gross, unh.

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Okay. So I'm sorry.
What did you wanna tell me?

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- Um...
- Ugh.

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[RACHEL SNORTS]

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Okay.

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I, uh...

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I can't see you anymore.

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Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous.
I can't see you, either.

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I think you'll find this room
more to your liking.

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Okay, great.

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[SIREN WAILING ON TV]

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They say he's only got half a tank left.

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Half a tank? We still got a lot
of high-speed chasing to do!

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- We're switching rooms again.
- What? Why?

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This is a garden-view room
and we paid for an ocean-view room.

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Our last ocean-view room
was unacceptable to you.

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Excuse me. Um, can I talk to you
over here for just a second?

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Uh-huh.

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- Chandler.
- Yeah?

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Look, these clowns are trying to
take us for a ride. I won't let them.

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We're not a couple of suckers.

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I hear you, Mugsy.

133
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But, look, all these rooms are fine.

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Okay? Can you just pick one
so I can watch the...

135
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Have a perfect, magical
weekend together with you?

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- Okay, this one I like.
- Nothing.

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Nothing. It's over.

138
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Damn it, this is regularly scheduled
programming!

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Can we turn the TV off, okay?

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Do we really wanna spend
the weekend like this?

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I'm sorry, am I getting in the way
of all the room-switching fun?

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- Ha, ha, don't blame me for ruining tonight.
- Who should I blame?

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The nice bellman who had to drag
our luggage to 10 rooms?

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Or the idiot who thought
he could drive...

145
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...from Albany to Canada
on a half a tank of gas?

146
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Do not speak ill of the dead.

147
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We're supposed to be spending
a romantic weekend together.

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What's the matter with you?

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I just wanna watch a little television.
What's the big deal?

150
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Jeez, relax, Mom.

151
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What did you say?

152
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I said, "Jeez, relax, Mon."

153
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Hey.

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Rachel, I've been wanting to tell you something
and I just have to get it out.

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Okay. All right. What's up?

156
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Okay.

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You know how you told me I should do
whatever it takes to fix my marriage?

158
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Yeah, I told you to give Emily
whatever she wants.

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And while that was good advice,
you should know that what she wants...

160
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,147
Yeah?

161
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:11,735
...is for me not to see you anymore.

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[CHUCKLES]

163
00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:18,742
Well, that's crazy. You can't do that.
What are you gonna tell her?

164
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Oh, my God.

165
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,377
Oh, you've already agreed to this,
haven't you?

166
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,672
It's awful, I know. Uh, it's... Heh.

167
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:36,676
I mean, I feel terrible, but I have to do this
if I want my marriage to work.

168
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:41,389
And I do. I have to make
this marriage work. I have to.

169
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,230
But the good thing is, we can still
see each other until she gets here.

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[GASPS]

171
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Oh!

172
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Oh, lucky me! Oh, my God!
That is good news, Ross!

173
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I think that's the best news I've heard
since LaPooh died!

174
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:09,042
You have no idea what a nightmare
this has been. Uh, this is so hard.

175
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,544
Oh, yeah, really? Is it, Ross?

176
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- Well, let me make this a little easier for you.
- What are you doing?

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00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,967
- Storming out.
- Rachel, this is your apartment.

178
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,970
Yeah? Well, that's how mad I am!

179
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,112
Damn Rolos!

180
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,781
- Hey, you're back.
- Hey.

181
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,282
How was your conference?

182
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:45,662
It was terrible. I fought with
my colleagues for the entire time.

183
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,164
Are you kidding with this?

184
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,709
Uh, so your weekend was a bust?

185
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:54,295
Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump
waiting for an elevator.

186
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,841
- Hi.
- Hey, you're back too.

187
00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:01,010
Yeah. Um, Chandler,
could I talk to you outside for a second?

188
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:04,180
- How was your chef thing?
- Ugh. It was awful.

189
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:07,058
I guess some people don't
appreciate really good food.

190
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,978
Maybe it was the kind of food
that tasted good at first...

191
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:13,273
...but then made everybody vomit
and have diarrhea.

192
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,236
- Chandler.
- Monica.

193
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,825
I wanna know how much the room was.
I'll pay my half.

194
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,118
Okay, fine. $300.

195
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,663
- Three hundred dollars?
- Yeah. Just think of it as $25 per room.

196
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,916
[GRUNTS]

197
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,961
What are you guys woofing about?

198
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,130
Chandler stole a 20 from my purse!

199
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,758
No!

200
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,429
You know what?
Now that I think about it...

201
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,807
...I constantly find myself
without 20s, and you...

202
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,934
...always have lots.

203
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,484
You should've seen the look on her face.

204
00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:01,237
I don't want Rachel to hate me.
I don't know what to do.

205
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,573
- You want my advice?
- Yes. Please.

206
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,701
- You're not gonna like it.
- That's okay.

207
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,788
You got married too fast.

208
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,541
- That's not advice.
- I told you.

209
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,922
I'm going to the bathroom.

210
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:24,677
Man, if anyone asked me to give up
any of you, I don't think I could do it.

211
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:25,887
Me neither.

212
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,847
Maybe I could do it.

213
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,353
- Hi.
CHANDLER: Hey.

214
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,356
I know you guys heard about
the whole thing with me and Ross.

215
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:41,027
But I've been obsessing about it all day
and would love not to talk about it.

216
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,404
Uh, I don't know if this falls
under that category...

217
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,658
...but, uh, Ross is right back there.

218
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,452
- That's not Ross.
- Oh, no, not that guy.

219
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,579
He does look like him, though.

220
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,916
Okay. Ross is in the bathroom.

221
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,128
Oh, my God. It's happening.
It's already started. I'm Kip.

222
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,548
- What?
- Yeah, you're not Kip.

223
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,216
Do you even know who Kip is?

224
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,387
Who cares? You're Rachel.

225
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,266
Who's Kip?

226
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:14,060
Kip, my old roommate.
We all hung out together.

227
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,771
- Oh, that poor bastard.
- Mm-hm.

228
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,525
See? You told me the story.
He and Monica dated.

229
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,944
They broke up,
they couldn't be in the same room.

230
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,946
You all promised you'd stay his friend.

231
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,782
And what happened? He got phased out.

232
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,660
- You're not gonna be phased out.
- Well, of course I am.

233
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:34,706
It won't happen to Ross. He's your
brother, your old college roommate.

234
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,917
It was a matter of time
before someone had to leave the group.

235
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,878
I always assumed Phoebe
would be the one to go.

236
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,754
[GASPS]

237
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,466
Honey, come on, you live far away,
you're not related.

238
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,135
You lift right out.

239
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,934
Hey.

240
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,186
Hey, Mr. Bing.

241
00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,773
That, uh, hotel you stayed at called.

242
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,235
Said someone left an eyelash curler
in your room.

243
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,823
Yes, that was mine.

244
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,119
I figured you hooked up with some girl
and she left it.

245
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,997
Yes, that would have made more sense.

246
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,043
You know, I don't even feel like
I know you anymore, man.

247
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,839
All right, uh, look, I'm just gonna
ask you this one time, all right?

248
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,592
And whatever you say,
I'll believe you.

249
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,471
Were you or were you not...

250
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,097
...on a gay cruise?

251
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,446
Phoebe.

252
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,078
I'm sorry about
the whole lifting-out thing.

253
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,040
You gotta come with me.

254
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,833
- Come where?
- Wherever I go.

255
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:04,420
Come on, you and me, we'll start
a new group. We're the best ones.

256
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,594
Okay, but try to get Joey too.

257
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,767
Pheebs, do you mind
if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?

258
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,019
Oh, sure, yeah.

259
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,398
Bye, Ross.

260
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,775
[WHISPERS]
Forever.

261
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,238
RACHEL: Ahem.
- Hi.

262
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,489
Hi.

263
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,617
What are you doing here?
Isn't this against the rules?

264
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,454
I talked to Monica.

265
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,793
Look, I'm the one who made the choice.

266
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,796
I'm the one who's making things change.

267
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,341
So I should be the one to,
you know, step back.

268
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,594
- Oh, Ross...
- No, no, it's okay. Really.

269
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,556
Plenty of people just see
their sisters at Thanksgiving...

270
00:16:56,724 --> 00:17:00,601
...and just see their college roommates
at reunions...

271
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,855
...and just see Joey at Burger King.

272
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,902
So is that better?

273
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,992
No, it's not better.

274
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,037
I still don't get to see you.

275
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,293
Well, what would you do, Rach?
If you were me, what would you do?

276
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,298
[SIGHS]

277
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,384
Well...

278
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,138
...for starters, I would have said
the right name at my wedding.

279
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,516
[CHUCKLES]

280
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,147
I can't believe this is happening.

281
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,611
I know.

282
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,906
I am so sorry.

283
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,326
I know that too.

284
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,418
Ahem. Hey, Rach?

285
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:12,048
Sorry to interrupt, but, uh, Phoebe said
you wanted to talk to me about a trip.

286
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,723
- Hey.
- Hi.

287
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,601
I just came over to drop off...

288
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,520
...nothing.

289
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,109
So that weekend kind of sucked, huh?

290
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,111
Yeah, it did.

291
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,905
So I guess this is over?

292
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,867
- What?
- Well, you know, you and me.

293
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,744
I mean, it had to end sometime.

294
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,247
Why exactly?

295
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,833
Because of the weekend. We had a fight.

296
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,502
Chandler, that's crazy.

297
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,089
Ha, ha. If you give up every time
you have a fight with someone...

298
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,050
...you'd never be with anyone
longer than...

299
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,512
Oh.

300
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,517
So this isn't over?

301
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,352
[CHUCKLES]

302
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,563
You are so cute!

303
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,651
No, no. It was a fight.

304
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,156
You deal with it and you move on.
It's nothing to freak out about.

305
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,826
- Really? Okay, great.
- Heh.

306
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,996
Aw. Welcome to an adult relationship.

307
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,251
We're in a relationship?

308
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,507
- I'm afraid so.
- Okay.

309
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,598
- Hey.
- Hey.

310
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,143
Oh, hey, Monica, I heard you saw
Donald Trump at your convention.

311
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,395
Yeah, saw him waiting for an elevator.

312
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,234
Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler?
I lost mine.

313
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,361
Yeah, it's in the bathroom.

314
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,951
Oh! Oh!

315
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,120
- Joey, can I talk to you for a second?
- Ooh, oh!

316
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,873
- Joey, I need to talk to you.
- Oh! Oh!

317
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,000
Oh, oh, oh!

318
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,004
[YELLING]

319
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,255
[MUFFLED YELLING]

320
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,424
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

321
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:23,221
Yes.

322
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,183
You? And you?

323
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,353
Yes, but you cannot tell anyone.
No one knows.

324
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,355
But how? When?

325
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:35,233
- It happened in London.
- In London!

326
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,401
[GIBBERS]

327
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,697
The reason we didn't tell anyone was
we didn't wanna make a big deal out of it.

328
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:45,576
But it is a big deal!
I have to tell someone!

329
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,287
No, no, no. You can't.

330
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,624
Please, please. We just don't wanna
deal with telling everyone.

331
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,126
Please, just promise you won't tell.

332
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,840
All right.

333
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,344
Man, this is unbelievable!

334
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,514
I mean, it's great! But...

335
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,059
- I know. It's great! Ha, ha.
- Ha, ha.

336
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,937
Oh, I don't wanna see that!

337
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,109
We're so stupid.

338
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,696
Do you know what's going on in there?
They're trying to take Joey.

339
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:32,331
"The most popular Phoebe in tennis
is called the overhand Phoebe. Heh.

340
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,876
If you win, you must slap your opponent
on the Phoebe and say, 'Hi, Phoebe!"'

341
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,503
[CHUCKLES]

342
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,881
Oh, that's cute.
We really all enjoyed it.

343
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,134
- But you know it doesn't count.
- For what?

344
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,346
Just count in our heads as good Mad Libs.

345
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,349
CHANDLER: I guess fun time's over.
JOEY: Yeah, I'm done.

346
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,977
Wait, guys, if we follow the rules...

347
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,521
...it's still fun and it means something.

348
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,023
CHANDLER:
I'm gonna take off.

349
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,442
Guys, rules are good!

350
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,402
Rules help control the fun.

351
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,695
[DOOR CLOSES]

352
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,322
Oh!

353
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,327
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