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What's going on?

2
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Well, my eye is a little itchy.

3
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Uh, mine too. Yeah.

4
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Wow, it's really red.
You should go see my eye doctor.

5
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Richard?
I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend.

6
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Richard, that's all I ever hear.
Richard, Richard, Richard.

7
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Since we've been going out,
I think I've mentioned his name twice.

8
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Okay. So Richard, Richard.

9
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It's not Richard, okay?
It's this new guy. He's really good.

10
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I'm sorry. I'm not going to an eye doctor.

11
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- Oh, God. Here we go.
- What?

12
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Any time anything comes close
to touching her eye or anyone else's...

13
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...she, like, freaks out. Watch.

14
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Ross, come on.

15
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All right, fine. I have a weird thing with
my eye. Can we not talk about it please?

16
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ALL:
All right.

17
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Hey, Rach. You know that great song?
Um, "Me, myself and eye."

18
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Aah! Monica. Come on.

19
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Does anyone wanna get some lunch?
All those in favor, say "eye."

20
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Ross, stop it. Come on.

21
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How much did I love
The King and "Eye."

22
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- Chandler.
- Me too, me too.

23
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Just stop it. That's enough. Come on.

24
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[GROANS]

25
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- You okay there, man?
- Yeah. I got too excited.

26
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All right, I gotta go.
I'm taking Ben to the park.

27
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- Oh, give him a kiss for me.
ROSS: All right. Bye.

28
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- Bye.
- Bye.

29
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Later.

30
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I am so sorry you got caught
in the middle of that.

31
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I didn't mean to be so out there,
but I am furious with him.

32
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Wow, um...

33
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Calm down?

34
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I'm trying, but, man,
that guy can push my buttons.

35
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Why are you so mad at him?

36
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- Look, I don't wanna talk about it, okay?
- Well, it seems like...

37
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You wanna be on my list too?
Keep talking.

38
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Has anyone seen my list, by the way?

39
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Uh, no. What's it look like?

40
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- Um, a piece of paper and it says "Ross."
- I see.

41
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Hey.

42
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I just got off the phone with Estelle.
Guess what?

43
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I got the lead in a movie.

44
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CHANDLER: You got the lead in a movie?
What's the movie about?

45
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Oh, it's called Shutterspeed.
It's really cool.

46
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Yeah, um, I meet this girl in the subway
and we fall in love in, like, a day, right?

47
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And then she disappears.
But I find out where she lives.

48
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And when I get there, this old lady
answers the door. I say, "Where's Betsy?"

49
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Right? And she says,
"Betsy's been dead 10 years."

50
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Ooh. Chilling.

51
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Oh, and the best part is we're filming
in the desert outside of Vegas.

52
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- You know what that means, buddy.
- Yeah, I know.

53
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Road trip. Yeah, we can rent a car.
I just have to be there by Tuesday.

54
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Oh, wait. My grandmother's dead.

55
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Well, uh, we can talk about that too,
Pheebs.

56
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No, no, her cab.

57
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She probably won't be using it.
You could drive it to Las Vegas.

58
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All right. Thanks, Pheebs.

59
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are we gonna do about my job?

60
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- Oh, uh, not go.
- All right, great. Road trip, baby.

61
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Is this okay with you?

62
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Chandler, you don't have to ask
for my permission.

63
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- You can go.
- Thank you.

64
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Hey, Rach, come on, you're gonna
be late for the eye doctor.

65
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All right. Let's get this over with. Ugh.

66
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RACHEL:
Oh, no.

67
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Look what I did.

68
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I mean, look at this mess.

69
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I mean, we're gonna probably
have to clean this up, you know?

70
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I mean, we're gonna have to reschedule.

71
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If you thought that this mess
was gonna bother me, you are wrong.

72
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All right, let's go, Blinky.

73
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Chandler.

74
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Oh, hey, Joey. What's up?

75
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I can't decide which route
to take to Vegas.

76
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Hey, you've traveled a lot, right?

77
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- Yeah, I've been around.
- Okay.

78
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So which route should I take?
The northern route or the southern route?

79
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Ooh, if you take the north route, there's
a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.

80
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Great. Problem solved.

81
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But on the southern route,
there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.

82
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Well, back to square one.

83
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Oh, I know a way that you can decide.

84
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All right, I'm gonna ask you
a series of questions...

85
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...and you answer as quickly as you can.

86
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- Yes.
- Good. But wait.

87
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Here we go. I want you to relax.

88
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Take a deep breath.

89
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Clear your mind.
Which do you like better...

90
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...peanut butter or egg whites?
- Peanut butter.

91
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- Rather be a fireman or a swimmer?
- Swimmer.

92
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- Rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
- Monica. Oh.

93
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I always thought it'd be Rachel.

94
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- No thinking, no thinking. Tie or ascot?
- Ascot.

95
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- North route or south route?
- North.

96
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- Bam, there you go. Huh?
- Wow.

97
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That was incredible.
Beard of bees here I come.

98
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- Hey.
- Oh, this guy again.

99
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Hey, what's up?

100
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Uh, not much.
You guys wanna see a movie tonight?

101
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- Sure. What do you wanna see?
- I don't know. Um...

102
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I know how we can decide.
Phoebe, show him your game.

103
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Um, no, thank you.

104
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What's with her?

105
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I don't know.
But I know how we can decide.

106
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Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions
and you answer real quick, okay?

107
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- What's better, action or comedy?
- Action.

108
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Who would you rather sleep with,
Monica or Rachel?

109
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Dude, you are sick.

110
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Oh. I'm sorry. I forgot you had
that whole Rachel thing.

111
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Oh, my God. What does that thing do?

112
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- Uh, that's an eye removal machine.
- All right, I'm out of here.

113
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

114
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Hi, Rachel, I'm Dr. Miller.

115
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Monica told me you were a little nervous,
but everything's gonna be just fine.

116
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- So we're done then.
- Almost, but first we gotta start.

117
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- This is the glaucoma test. Sit down.
- Uh-huh.

118
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- Okay.
- Put your chin here.

119
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RACHEL:
Mm-hm.

120
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Now, you'll feel a small puff of air
in each eye.

121
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Uh, a what?

122
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A small puff of air. Now, come on.

123
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- Here we go.
- All right.

124
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One, two, three.

125
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Okay.

126
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I'm sorry. All right.

127
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Ha, ha, I'm gonna stay in here this time.
Okay.

128
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- Ready?
- Uh-huh.

129
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- One, two...
- I'm sorry.

130
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You know what?
I'm gonna hold her head.

131
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- That's okay.
- Okay.

132
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Okay.

133
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- One...
- Uh-huh.

134
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...two...
- Oh! I'm sorry.

135
00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:08,487
You know what? You're young.
You probably don't have glaucoma.

136
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I'm okay.

137
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Okay, so it was very, very nice
to meet you, sir.

138
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- Ow! Hey, what are you...? Are you crazy?
- Okay.

139
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You got a small, minor infection
in that left eye.

140
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I want you to take these drops for a week
and you'll be as good as new.

141
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No, I don't put things in my eye.

142
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Okay then. I guess we'll see you
back here in three months.

143
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- Great.
- And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

144
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Okay, just give me the damn drops.

145
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Dr. Miller?

146
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P-E-C-F-D.

147
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Very good, Monica.

148
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- You know where they are.
- I sure do.

149
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And you don't get one.

150
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You know, I gotta tell you,
those eye drops are a miracle.

151
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,625
My eye is 100 percent better.

152
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,127
- They're still in my coat.
- Damn.

153
00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,964
- Hey.
- Hey, you ready to go?

154
00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,632
Listen, how cold is it gonna be there?

155
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,176
Do I need a coat or will all these
sweater vests be enough?

156
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,596
- What?
- I love you.

157
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,893
Man, I wish Ross was coming with us.
I'm gonna miss him.

158
00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,896
Thanks a lot. I just got
that jerk out of my mind.

159
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,442
Hey, so where are we staying? Is the
movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?

160
00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,778
Uh, no, not really.
It's an independent film.

161
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:35,073
So we don't have a real big budget.
I figured I'd just stay in your room.

162
00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,953
I see, but once you get your first paycheck,
you'll be springing for a suite.

163
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Lead in the movie,
they must be paying you a lot.

164
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Oh, yeah. Check this out.
For every dollar Shutterspeed makes...

165
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...one penny of it
goes right in Joey's pocket.

166
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So you don't get paid
unless the movie makes money?

167
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,760
Did you not hear the plot of the movie?

168
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,723
"She's been dead for 10 years."

169
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I'm gonna be a millionaire.

170
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,144
- Hey.
- Hey.

171
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,021
I just wanted to say goodbye
to you guys.

172
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,691
And to see if maybe you guys
will place a little bet for me.

173
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,152
Twenty bucks on black 15.

174
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,903
- You got it.
ROSS: All right.

175
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,657
- All right. Bye-bye, now.
RACHEL: Bye, you guys.

176
00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:19,534
- I'm gonna say goodbye at the car.
- Okay.

177
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,996
Anybody wanna say
goodbye to me at the car?

178
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:27,334
Oh, honey, I'll say goodbye to you
at the car if you don't mind the pus.

179
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,795
See you.

180
00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:35,592
But wait a minute. The pus is good.
It means it's healing.

181
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,848
Hey, Pheebs. What you reading?

182
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,226
Pheebs?

183
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,938
Hello?

184
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:55,278
Phoebe?

185
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,614
Come on.

186
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,616
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there.

187
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,913
Pheebs, are you mad at me
or something?

188
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,582
Because if you are,
please tell me what it is I did.

189
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,627
- Well, if you don't know, I can't help you.
- Well, I don't know.

190
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,712
Well, I can't help you.

191
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:18,468
Okay, well, whatever it is,
I am very, very sorry. Okay?

192
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,887
Apology accepted.

193
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,014
Okay.

194
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,392
- So we're good?
- Uh-huh.

195
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,894
All right.

196
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,523
I'll, uh, see you later, okay?

197
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,401
- Bye, fat ass.
- All right.

198
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,656
Phoebe, come on, will you please tell me
what it is that made you so mad at me?

199
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,659
I don't know. I don't remember.

200
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:47,247
Well, if you can't remember,
can't we just forget about this?

201
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:50,667
Oh, no. I am mad at you.
I know that much.

202
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,169
But I am sorry about the "fat ass" thing...

203
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,839
...because you actually have
a very sweet little heinie.

204
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:08,393
Man, I'm getting pretty tired.
You might have to take over soon.

205
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:12,981
We've been driving for a half-hour.
And you haven't looked at the road once.

206
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,441
Don't worry. It's out there.

207
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,317
[HORN HONKS]

208
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,154
- Maybe I just need lunch.
- Yeah.

209
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:22,323
You wanna eat? My treat.

210
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,285
Isn't that Ross' money?

211
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,495
Yeah, okay.

212
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,123
Ross' treat.
Where do you wanna eat?

213
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:33,418
- I don't know.
- Oh, hey, I know how we can decide.

214
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,545
All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you
questions...

215
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,797
...and then you have to answer
real fast, okay?

216
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,300
So, uh, clear your mind.
Clear it right out. Clear it out.

217
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,885
Okay.

218
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,555
- Would you rather be too wet or too dry?
- Too dry.

219
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,265
- Do you believe in ghosts?
- No.

220
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,684
- Is this movie gonna be my big break?
- No.

221
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,813
- What?
- Yes.

222
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,108
- Dude, you said no.
- I also said yes.

223
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,319
You don't think this is gonna be
a big break for me?

224
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,528
No.

225
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,949
I don't believe this.

226
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,745
Look, Joe, I just don't want you
to get your hopes up too high.

227
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,956
What are you talking about?
I'm the lead in a movie.

228
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:16,336
They're not even paying you.
This doesn't even sound like a real movie.

229
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,589
You know, I don't know why
you're dumping all over my big break.

230
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,550
Because, Joe, I don't think
this is going to be your big break.

231
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,553
Is that why you're on this trip? Huh?
To make me feel like a loser?

232
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,640
- Because if it is, I'd rather be alone.
- You don't want me on the trip?

233
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,183
Not if you're like this.

234
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,478
Tell you what, the next time
you ask me a question like that, I'll lie.

235
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,438
Yeah, I don't want you on the trip.

236
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,191
All right, fine.
Why don't you pull over? I'll get out now.

237
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,609
Fine.

238
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,778
[TIRES SCREECH]
[HORN HONKS]

239
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,404
Get out.

240
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,406
You're not supposed to stop
on a bridge.

241
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,450
- Get out.
- Fine.

242
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,869
[HORNS HONKING]

243
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,914
CHANDLER:
Wait. Wait. There's no sidewalk.

244
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,583
Yeah. I'm gonna die here.

245
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,214
Okay, are you mad at me
because my hair gel smells?

246
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,674
No.

247
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,970
Are you angry with me because I said
your handwriting is childlike?

248
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,514
No, that made me feel precious.

249
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,268
Oh, I know. Is it because he's always
correcting people's grammar?

250
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,771
You know, "whom, whom."
Sometimes it's "who."

251
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,191
Yeah? Sometimes it's...

252
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,654
Oh, did you beat him at a board game?

253
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,282
He turns into such a baby
when he starts to lose.

254
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,660
- Okay, I'm the baby.
- Hey. Stop it.

255
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,414
- Hey.
MONICA: What are you doing here?

256
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,083
Joey kicked me out of the car
on the bridge.

257
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,377
- Why?
CHANDLER: I don't know. He went crazy.

258
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:43,131
We were playing that game where you
ask a question and have to answer fast.

259
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,759
Oh, that game should not be played
without my supervision.

260
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,637
Well, I don't know what made him mad.

261
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,849
All I said was that, uh, I didn't think
this was gonna be his big break...

262
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,143
...that this movie wasn't gonna
do anything for him...

263
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,145
...and that it didn't sound
like a real movie.

264
00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,148
Okay, he should've
pushed me off the bridge.

265
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,399
What's in the bag?

266
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,401
Oh, I figured you guys
would all be mad at me...

267
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,321
...so I got you some gifts
that I found on the side of the road.

268
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,324
- Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
- I do.

269
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:14,704
Okay.

270
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,712
- Not even close.
- Okay, well, help me. I can't do this.

271
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,255
All right, come on. Let's do it.

272
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,049
- All right.
- Sit down.

273
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,218
- All right, put your head back. All right.
- Yes. Okay.

274
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,805
- Now, open your eyes.
- Okay, they are.

275
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,101
- How many fingers am I holding up?
- Four.

276
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,603
Oh, my God, I was thinking four.

277
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,897
- Really?
- Yes.

278
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,108
All right, why don't we start
with a practice one, okay?

279
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,569
- No drops.
- Great.

280
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,574
On three. One, two, three.

281
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,910
My pillow's all wet.

282
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,120
Well, you said it was practice.

283
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,998
- Then why did you move?
- Because I knew you were lying.

284
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,252
- All right. Come here. Come on.
- What are you doing? Monica.

285
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,588
Stop it! Oh, my God, stop it.

286
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,674
I am going...

287
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,717
- Turn it over.
- Aah!

288
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,886
I am going to get...

289
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,179
[RACHEL SHRIEKS]

290
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,014
Get these drops in your eye.

291
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,476
Oh, my God.
You really are freakishly strong.

292
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,064
Aah! Aah! Monica, stop it!

293
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,067
Damn, it's empty.

294
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,446
Wow. If Joey and Chandler walked in
right now, we could make a fortune.

295
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,078
[PHONE RINGS]

296
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,372
Ooh, that is definitely Chandler,
Joey or Ross.

297
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:40,999
Or Rachel.

298
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,920
Hello? It's Joey.

299
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,718
I'm so glad you called. Chandler told me
what happened. He's really upset.

300
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:56,764
Not as upset as he's gonna be when he
finds out what I did with his sweater vests.

301
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,226
What did you do to his sweater vests?

302
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,104
Let's just say there's a well-dressed
pack of dogs in Ohio.

303
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,402
Monica, listen, is Phoebe there?
I gotta ask her something about the car.

304
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,029
MONICA:
Yeah, hold on one second.

305
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,781
- Hey, dude.
JOEY: Hey, Pheebs.

306
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,409
Listen, this wooden box
keeps sliding out from under the seat.

307
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,161
- What is it?
- Oh, that's my grandma.

308
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,584
And thanks, Joey.
She's having a really great time.

309
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,130
Is that Joey? Is that Joey?
Let me talk to him.

310
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,215
Joey, Chandler's here.
He was wondering if...

311
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,550
[DIAL TONE]

312
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,636
Okay, I guess he ran out of change.

313
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,388
He won't even talk to me.

314
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,224
How am I gonna apologize to him
if he won't even talk to me?

315
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,018
Maybe you should send him something.

316
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,604
So when he gets to Las Vegas,
he'll know that you're sorry.

317
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:49,192
That's a good idea. I wonder where
I could get a basket of porn?

318
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,820
Oh, no, don't say I'm sorry with porn.

319
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,532
You know what you should send him?
A carton of cigarettes.

320
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,743
Because that way he can trade it
for protection.

321
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,370
No. That's prison.

322
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,083
Okay, Pheebs.

323
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,085
I know how we're gonna figure this out.

324
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,212
Okay. Clear your mind...

325
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,924
...and answer the first thing
that comes into your head. Okay?

326
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,217
Mm-hm.

327
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,677
- What's better, flora or fauna?
- Fauna.

328
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,387
- Simon or Garfunkel?
- Garfunkel.

329
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,265
- Why are you mad at me?
- You said I was boring. Oh.

330
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,770
When did I say you were boring?

331
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,065
Oh, my God, I remember now.
We were playing chess.

332
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,235
Phoebe, you and I
have never played chess.

333
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,486
Oh, come on. Yes.

334
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:37,615
Remember that time on the frozen lake?
We were playing. You said I was boring.

335
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,744
And then you took off your energy mask
and you were Cameron Diaz.

336
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,333
Okay, there's a chance
this may have been a dream.

337
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:19,073
Hey. Stanley. Hey.

338
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,033
Your leading man is here.
Let's get to work.

339
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:25,371
Um, slight change of plans.
We've shut down.

340
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,498
What? Why?

341
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,001
It's a money thing. We don't have any.

342
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,755
- Ha, ha. You're kidding, right?
- No.

343
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,926
- What?
- It's probably just temporary.

344
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,471
We're hoping to get more money soon,
so if you could just, uh, hang out.

345
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,640
Hang out? How long?

346
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:48,561
I don't know. A week. Maybe two.
The money'll turn up.

347
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:52,190
People always wanna invest in movies.
Hey, you're not rich, are you?

348
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,192
- No.
- Worth a shot.

349
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:59,322
Well, Joey, let me know
where you're staying, okay?

350
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,577
- Hey, pal. Are you Joey Tribbiani?
- Yeah.

351
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,245
These got left for you.

352
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,080
Thanks.

353
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,877
"Congratulations on your big break."

354
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,945
[PHONE RINGING]

355
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:44,992
Hello?

356
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,828
JOEY [OVER PHONE]: Monica, it's Joey.
- Hey, Joey.

357
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,414
Aw, you remember me
even though you're a big star.

358
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,960
JOEY: Aw, come on.
It'll be years before I forget you.

359
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,755
Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh?

360
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,758
Do you have a dressing room?
Do you have a chair with your name on it?

361
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,802
JOEY:
Uh, yeah, yeah, I got all that going on.

362
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:07,056
Listen, uh, make sure you tell Chandler
he couldn't have been more wrong.

363
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,726
Uh-oh, I gotta go, Monica.
My, uh, sushi's here.

364
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,775
Sorry about that.
Thanks for waiting. Okay.

365
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,819
Everybody smile.

366
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,988
Okay.

367
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:27,118
Thanks a lot. Enjoy your stay at Caesar's.
We hope it's toga-rific.

368
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,289
Ugh. Kill me. Kill me now.

369
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,089
- Hey, Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?
- Yeah.

370
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,716
- Go!
RACHEL: Aah!

371
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,303
What are you doing?
Get off! Oh, my God!

372
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,638
MONICA: Hold it open. Okay.
- Aah!

373
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,314
We'll see you in about
three or four hours.

374
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,823
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