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- Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving.
ALL: Shh.

2
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What, are we keeping Thanksgiving
a secret this year?

3
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No, we're playing this game
I learned at work.

4
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You have to name all the states
in six minutes.

5
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What? That's, like, insanely easy.

6
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No, it's harder than it sounds.
You always forget at least one.

7
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Or in some cases, 14.

8
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It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing
against other people...

9
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...so technically, I didn't lose.

10
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You forgot 14 states?

11
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Nobody cares about the Dakotas.

12
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[WATCH BEEPS]

13
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Oh, okay, time's up.

14
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All right, I got 48.

15
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Oh, that's not bad. Pheebs?

16
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Oh, I got tired of naming states,
so I decided to list the types of celery.

17
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And I have one, regular celery.

18
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Okay, so Rachel's got 48
and Phoebe has the lead in...

19
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...vegetables. Joey?

20
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Say hello to the new champ
of Chandler's dumb states game.

21
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- Wow, how many you got?
- Fifty-six.

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Hey, how is New England not a state?

23
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Huh? They have a sports team.

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Does South Oregon have a sports team?

25
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There you go.

26
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How come we have
one extra place setting?

27
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- Because you invited your assistant.
- Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming.

28
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His girlfriend came into town,
so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.

29
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Oh, why didn't you tell me?

30
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I made him his own individual
sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.

31
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Oh, well, I was going to,
but then I figured, you know...

32
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...your food is so delicious
and perfect...

33
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...you can never have too many
of those pumpkin things.

34
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You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that
because it is so fake, ha, ha, but I still do.

35
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Regular celery.

36
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Oh, I already have that.

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Done, with time to spare.

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- Ooh, this may be a new world's record.
- You know, I hate to lecture you guys...

39
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...but it's kind of disgraceful that
a group of well-educated adults...

40
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...and Joey, can't name all the states.

41
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You ever see a map or one of those
round colorful things called a globe?

42
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Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states.

43
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- What? That's impossible.
JOEY: Forty-six.

44
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Well, who's well-educated now,
Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?

45
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I'm out of oven space.
I'm gonna go turn on Joey's.

46
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Please, watch him.
Do not let Joey eat any of the food.

47
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I am only one man.

48
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[WATCH BEEPS]

49
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- Okay, time is up.
- Give me another minute.

50
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Ross, if you don't know them by now,
you will never know them, okay?

51
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That is the beauty of this game.
It makes you want to kill yourself.

52
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This is crazy. I can do this.

53
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All right, uh, I bet I can get
all 50, uh, before dinner.

54
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Okay, but if you can't, no dinner.

55
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You're on.

56
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All right, don't look at my list, because
there's a lot on there that you don't have.

57
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Hey, did you guys know
your oven doesn't work?

58
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But the drawer full of takeout menus
is okay, right?

59
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- Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?
- Shh.

60
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Chandler, give me a hand.

61
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Sure. Joey, do not let Ross look at any
maps or the globe in your apartment.

62
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Don't worry, Chandler.
It's not a globe of the United States.

63
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Hey, you guys, I'm gonna go out
and take a walk.

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Phoebe, why is your bag moving?

65
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- Oh, it's not.
- Seriously, it's moving.

66
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- What the hell's in there?
- It's just my knitting. That's all.

67
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Yes, I knit this.

68
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I'm very good.

69
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Ross' apartment is nice.
Why don't we hang out here more often?

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I don't know.
Maybe because it smells weird.

71
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It's like old pumpkins or something.

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- That's my pie.
- Which smells delicious.

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- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
- What?

74
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We left Joey alone with the food.

75
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Yep, yep, I knew it.

76
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There he is...

77
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...feeding stuffing to a dog.

78
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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hi, Geller-Bing residence.
How can I help?

80
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Phoebe, why is there a dog
in our apartment?

81
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I'm sorry, who's this?

82
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Phoebe, there's a dog
sitting on my couch.

83
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Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue.

84
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- No, there's no dog here.
- There is.

85
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He's black and white and shaggy.

86
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He's sitting next to Rachel
and licking Rachel's hand.

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Oh, my God. Where are you?

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I'll be right there.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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They're here already?
How are they doing this?

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Hi, Tag.
What are you doing here?

92
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I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend
Thanksgiving with you was still good.

93
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Well, sure. Come in.

94
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Well, what happened
to your girlfriend?

95
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We, uh, kind of broke up this morning.

96
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.

97
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Ohio, thank you.

98
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Huh. Where's the dog?

99
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What dog? There's no dog here.

100
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Yeah, that dog left.

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Phoebe.

102
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Phoebe, open up.

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PHOEBE:
There's no dog in here.

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[DOG BARKS]

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Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.

106
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PHOEBE:
No, that's just me coughing.

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[PHOEBE COUGHS]

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[DOG BARKS]

109
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Oh, good. There you are.

110
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Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

111
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What is it doing here?

112
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I'm watching it for friends
who went out of town.

113
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Wait.

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Hello, my name is Klunkers.

115
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May I please stay
with you nice people?

116
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Oh, I wish he could stay here,
but Chandler's allergic.

117
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Extremely allergic, okay?

118
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If I am anywhere near a dog
for more than five minutes...

119
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...my throat will just close up.

120
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That's odd, because this dog's
been living here for the past three days.

121
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[HOARSE]
Really?

122
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If the dog has been here that long...

123
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...and you haven't had a reaction,
maybe you're not allergic to this dog.

124
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Well, it still has to go, right?

125
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MONICA & PHOEBE:
Why?

126
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- Okay, it's, um...
- Don't do it.

127
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- Don't do what?
- I have to.

128
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Okay? It's time.

129
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Okay, I hate dogs.

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ROSS & RACHEL: What?
PHOEBE: That's crazy. Why?

131
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Told you.

132
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They are needy...

133
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...they are jumpy, and you can't tell
what they are thinking...

134
00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,905
...and that scares me a little bit.

135
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You're right. They are scary. Aah!

136
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She just ate a treat out of my hand!

137
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Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs?
I mean, not even puppies?

138
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Is there a puppy here?

139
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- You don't like puppies?
- Okay, you are new.

140
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Look, Chandler, I told you.
Never tell anyone about this dog thing.

141
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It's like Ross not liking ice cream.

142
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- You don't like ice cream?
- It's too cold.

143
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Okay, it's just that dogs make me
a little uncomfortable.

144
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Hurts my teeth.

145
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I don't wanna say this.
I don't want you guys to hate me...

146
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...but, uh, I don't think I can be
around that dog anymore, okay?

147
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So either the dog goes or I go. Huh.

148
00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,755
Oh, my God.

149
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How can I not get this?

150
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I'm a college professor.
I got 1450 on my SATs.

151
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Twelve fifty.

152
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Damn, I forgot you were here.

153
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All right.
We're gonna take Klunkers to Ross'.

154
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We'll be back in a minute.

155
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Oh, wait, before you go,
can I ask a question?

156
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Um, when a guy breaks up
with his girlfriend...

157
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...what is an appropriate amount of time
to wait before you make a move?

158
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Oh, I'd say about a month.

159
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- Really? I'd say three to four.
- Half-hour.

160
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Interesting.

161
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When it's your assistant,
I would say never.

162
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All right, Rach, the big question is,
does he like you?

163
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Right? Because if he doesn't like you,
this is all a moo point.

164
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:03,184
Huh. A "moo" point?

165
00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:08,189
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion.

166
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,735
It just doesn't matter.

167
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,697
It's "moo."

168
00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:25,707
Have I been living with him for too long,
or did that all just make sense?

169
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,961
Please don't listen to Joey.
Okay? Would you look at him?

170
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,922
He's obviously depressed.
He's away from his family.

171
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,799
He's spending Thanksgiving
with strangers.

172
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What he needs right now
is for you to be his friend.

173
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Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. Thank you.

174
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- Okay, that's what I'm going to do.
- Fine, take their advice.

175
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No one ever listens to me.

176
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,481
When the package is this pretty,
no one cares what's inside.

177
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,697
- Hey.
- Hey.

178
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,491
How you holding up?

179
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,409
- Not bad.
- Yeah?

180
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,913
- I'm sorry about your girlfriend.
- Thanks.

181
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:09,376
- Were you guys together a long time?
- A year, on and off.

182
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,046
I thought we'd end up together.
I don't anymore.

183
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,757
- Now that she broke up with you.
- Yeah.

184
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,677
- Hmm.
- It's weird.

185
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:23,306
I always used to assume that I would meet
someone and fall in love and be happy.

186
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,602
That all that was just a given.
Well, lately, it's like, what if it's not?

187
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,105
Do you ever have that feeling?

188
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,815
No.

189
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,483
Yeah.

190
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,820
All the time. Constantly. It's terrifying.

191
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,323
But, you know, then I figure
it has to work out.

192
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,325
Why?

193
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,161
Because it has to.

194
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,958
- You have all the answers, don't you?
- Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.

195
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:54,796
- Hey, thanks for talking to me.
- Come on, what are bosses for?

196
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,423
Hug it out.

197
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,135
All right, he likes you back.

198
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:05,181
Huh? Told you you should go for it.

199
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,809
What?

200
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,398
Street noise drown any of that out?

201
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,485
No? All right, I'll see you later.
Ha, ha. Okay.

202
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,826
What did Joey say? I like you back?

203
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,704
Uh, yeah... You know, well, see, he...

204
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:33,710
Joey knows that I'm very insecure
about my back.

205
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:37,213
And... And you were hugging me...

206
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:41,593
...so obviously you are not
repulsed by it. Yeah. Heh.

207
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,138
Wait a minute,
that doesn't make any sense.

208
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,389
No?

209
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,392
[SIGHS]

210
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,562
All right, here's the truth. Ahem.

211
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,774
Joey said what he said because, um...

212
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,319
...I'm attracted to you.

213
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,490
- Wow.
- Yeah, I admit it.

214
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:08,912
I have a crush on you. And, uh, I know
that's crazy because we work together...

215
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,872
...and nothing could ever happen.

216
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,500
And the last thing I wanted to do
was freak you out...

217
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,669
...or make you feel uncomfortable.

218
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:21,424
Which is why it would be really great
if you said something right about now.

219
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,261
Oh, my God.
Those guys are stealing my car.

220
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,264
- What?
- Right there. That's my car.

221
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,474
[GLASS BREAKS]

222
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,643
- Hey!
- Okay, that's gonna take a minute.

223
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,437
Do you have anything else
you wanna get off your chest?

224
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,980
I can't believe this.

225
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,901
Wait, we still have time to talk,
and they're not even in the car yet.

226
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,070
Oh, look, there they go. Okay.

227
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,449
Okay, Phoebe.
We should probably go back now.

228
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,369
Please, don't leave me. I'll be lonely.

229
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,497
Stop it. Stop.

230
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:56,459
- Okay, let's go. We can be strong.
- Yeah, okay.

231
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,629
[DOG WHINES]

232
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,465
Oh, my God, did you hear that?
She said "Monica."

233
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,052
Oh, I can't leave her.

234
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,347
If you want, we could sneak the dog
back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.

235
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,598
That's not gonna work.

236
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,977
I had that dog there for three days
and Chandler had no idea.

237
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,603
He's not so smart.

238
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,398
Hey. I didn't know either.

239
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:22,944
Yeah, but you kind of knew that
something was going on, didn't you?

240
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,904
Yeah, I knew. Heh.

241
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,078
Where's Chandler?

242
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,915
- Here I am.
- Wash your hands.

243
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,878
How did you know?

244
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,092
Hey, what's she doing back here?

245
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,220
Relax, Ross.
She's not made of ice cream.

246
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:54,267
Hey, look, Phoebe.
I, uh, laid out the states geographically.

247
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,852
No, no, we don't have time for this.

248
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,812
We have to keep Chandler
away from my room.

249
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,147
Yeah, but, look what I...

250
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,941
See, this is exactly
what we do not have time for.

251
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,866
- Where's Monica?
- Uh, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in.

252
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,326
Why not?

253
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,661
[DOG WHINING]

254
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,830
Monica's crying.

255
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:21,169
She's very upset
about this whole Klunkers thing.

256
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:24,505
- Well, I should go in there.
- No, no.

257
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:28,217
No, she doesn't want to see you
right now.

258
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,388
- Why not?
- Because you sent away the dog.

259
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,892
- That's ridiculous.
- Oh, is it? Is it?

260
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:42,690
Look, when Monica and I were kids,
we had a dog named Rover.

261
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,778
And, um, one day, my dad decides
he doesn't like dogs.

262
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,949
So Monica and her friend... Phyllis...

263
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,286
...take away the dog, and that was
the last time we ever saw him.

264
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,957
Don't you see? This is just like that...

265
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:03,002
...only with a few details changed.

266
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,591
Okay, I'm in my sweatpants.

267
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,134
Bring on the food.

268
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,140
- What's the matter?
- Monica's all upset...

269
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,685
...because I sent Klunkers away.

270
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,104
So? Bring the dog back. You're a hero.

271
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,066
Yeah, I could be a hero.
I could do that. I could... I could do...

272
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,527
What if it...? What if it attacks me?

273
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,780
Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.

274
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,076
And that doesn't scare you?

275
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,956
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

276
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,833
Ross, you need some help?

277
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,334
From you?

278
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,794
[CHUCKLES]

279
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,629
Yes, please.

280
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,008
[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]

281
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,554
First of all, Utah?

282
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,473
Dude, you can't just make stuff up.

283
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,190
I hate America.

284
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,944
When I finish this game,
I swear I am moving.

285
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,158
- Hey. Tag still talking to the police?
- Yeah.

286
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,910
Ugh, damn it. Why did I open my mouth?

287
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,830
"I have a crush on you.
I'm attracted to you."

288
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,207
I know that I freaked him out.

289
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,002
If you said it like that,
you probably did, yeah.

290
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,547
Hey, is Chandler here?

291
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,133
Uh, no, no, he went for a walk.

292
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,802
Okay, well, you cannot tell him,
but look who's back.

293
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,304
[BARKS]

294
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,265
- Hi.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

295
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,893
He went over to Ross'
to bring the dog back here.

296
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,896
Oh, no, the dog's not going to be there.

297
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,899
You think?

298
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,446
Hi, honey.

299
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,699
Please, please, please,
don't be mad at me.

300
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,868
- What? Why would...?
- Shh. Wait and see.

301
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,370
Maybe we will, maybe we won't.

302
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,084
Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to
bring back Klunkers, you know, for you...

303
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:10,838
...and, ahem, I left the door open,
and she must've gotten out.

304
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,593
And I looked everywhere, all over
the apartment, including the roof.

305
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,764
Which, FYI, Ross,
one of your neighbors, growing weed.

306
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,059
I couldn't find him...

307
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:27,230
...and I am so, so, so sorry.

308
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:32,026
But I do know where we can all go
ease the pain.

309
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,823
We have good news. Look who's back.

310
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,574
Hi.

311
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,827
Klunkers. Oh, my God.

312
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:46,624
- That's right. She came back all by herself.
- It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

313
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,878
It is so good to see you.

314
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,214
Yeah, she came all the way back
from Ross' building.

315
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,175
Oh, the things she must've seen.

316
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,553
Then she climbed up the fire escape...

317
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,430
...and she tapped on the window
with her teeny little paw...

318
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,516
...and we ran to let her in.

319
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,270
I went too far, didn't I?

320
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,189
When should I have stopped?

321
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:20,116
Okay, maybe this is so hard
because there aren't 50 states.

322
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,413
Let me tell you something.
I have 49 states.

323
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,707
Now, there are no more.

324
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:32,003
Now, I think I should be able
to eat something.

325
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,213
It's up to you.

326
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,716
[SQUEALS]

327
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,888
- Oh, hi. How are you doing?
- I'm okay.

328
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,099
I gotta go down to the police station
and look at mug shots.

329
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,437
- Thanks for having me over, you guys.
- Tag, you're going? Uh...

330
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,023
We didn't, uh, get a chance to talk.

331
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,650
So where did you say you're from again?

332
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,320
- Colorado.
- Ah, what good are you?

333
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,496
Look, um, I think we should talk about
what happened on the terrace.

334
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,081
- Okay.
- Uh...

335
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,000
I never should've said what I said.

336
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,211
You know what?
It just doesn't matter how I feel.

337
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,465
We work together, so nothing could really
ever happen between us.

338
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:22,595
What I would love is just to go to work
on Monday and never talk about this again.

339
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,264
Okay? Big day, Monday. Lots to do.

340
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,807
[CHUCKLES]

341
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,309
So we okay?

342
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,686
Um, I'm not.

343
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,232
- Oh, God, I knew it. I freaked you out.
- No, you didn't.

344
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,609
The only thing that freaked me out
was you saying...

345
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,694
...that nothing could happen between us.

346
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,031
- Really?
- Yeah.

347
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,409
So please don't fire me
for doing this.

348
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,673
Okay, well, that's one less thing
we have to do on Monday.

349
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,638
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

350
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,654
Delaware.

351
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,116
[SOBS]

352
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,867
Delaware.

353
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,621
- All right.
- I want my turkey now.

354
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,707
You got it.

355
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,006
You got Nevada twice.

356
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,468
- I know.
- Yeah.

357
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,602
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