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Oh. Mm.

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- Hi.
CHANDLER: Hey.

3
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You have got to try this cheesecake.

4
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Oh, you know,
I'm not that much of a sweet tooth...

5
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[GROANS]

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- Oh, my God, it's so creamy.
- Oh.

7
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Oh, my God. That's the best
cheesecake I've ever had.

8
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Where did you get this?

9
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It was at the front door when I got home.
Somebody sent it to us.

10
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Chandler, this isn't addressed to you.

11
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This is addressed
to Mrs. Braverman downstairs.

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[GASPS]

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Thief.

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I didn't read the box before I opened it...

15
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...and you can't return a box
after you opened it.

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- Why not?
- Because it's too delicious.

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Chandler, you stole this cheesecake.
That is wrong.

18
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No, no, no, it is going to be okay...

19
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...because Mrs. Braverman
is gonna send away for a free one.

20
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And that way, we all win.

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The only losers are the
big cheesecake conglomerate:

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"Mama's Little Bakery."

23
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I feel terrible.

24
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I'm a horrible, horrible, horrible person.

25
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Well, I'm sorry, what?

26
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I should get going. Big day at work.

27
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You know how I'm in a coma?

28
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Today they do a test on me and it
turns out I'm not brain-dead.

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So...

30
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Ah-ah, Mr. Smarty-Pants.

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It's just my character
that's not brain-dead.

32
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Pheebs, still on for tonight?

33
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- Absolutely. Okay.
- All right, I'll see you at 8.

34
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Oh, what's at 8?

35
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Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey.

36
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We get together about once
a month to discuss the rest of you guys.

37
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Wow. Did not know that.

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May I say how lovely you look today?

39
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Duly noted.

40
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Oh, so for tomorrow...

41
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...do you want to rent a car
and drive down together or what?

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What are you talking about?

43
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Cousin Frannie's wedding.
It's tomorrow night.

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You were invited?

45
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No.

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Oh, my God, I can't believe this.

47
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I knew Mom and Dad were invited.
I thought that was it.

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I mean, from the ages of 7 to 9,
Frannie and I were inseparable.

49
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Well, maybe since the age of 9,
Frannie's made some new friends.

50
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Look, it's probably just a mistake.
Let me call Aunt Cheryl, okay?

51
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Maybe you are invited and the invitation
just got lost in the mail.

52
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Yeah, well, you call her and tell her
that, you know, when we were kids...

53
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...her precious little Frannie
tried to undress me several times, okay?

54
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If I hadn't stopped her, there probably
wouldn't be a wedding to go to.

55
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She tried to undress me too.

56
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I used to undress my cousin Glenn.

57
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Joseph Francis Tribbiani,
are you home yet?

58
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Um, I think he's still out.
What's wrong?

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Well, I'll tell you, Rachel Karen Green.

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I had plans with Joey tonight,
and he left me this note.

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"Pheebs, can't make it.
Got a date. Talk to you later.

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Big Daddy."

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- "Big Daddy"?
- Oh, that's a nickname we were trying out.

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Hey, you know what nickname
never caught on? "The Ross-a-tron."

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- Hey.
- Oh, here's Joseph Francis.

66
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Whoa, what are you
middle-naming me for?

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I left you a note.

68
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So what? That doesn't give you
the right to ditch me.

69
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Hey, you can cancel plans with friends
if there's a possibility for sex.

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Phoebe, he's right. That is the rule.

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I don't accept this rule.

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When we make plans,
I expect you to show up.

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Okay, I can't just be a way to kill time
till you meet someone better.

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You know, boyfriends and girlfriends
are gonna come and go, but this is for life.

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Wow. I'm so sorry. I had no idea
it would bother you this much.

76
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Well, it does.

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Okay, can I make it up to you? Huh?

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I'm sorry.

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How about dinner tomorrow night?
I'll pay for myself.

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Okay, you wore me down.

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Joe, while you're over there, how about
another beer for "The Ross-a-tron"?

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"Ross..." Is that back?

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- Hi.
- The other cheesecake came.

84
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They delivered it
to the wrong address again.

85
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So just bring it back downstairs.
What's the problem?

86
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I can't seem to say goodbye.

87
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Are you serious? Chandler,
we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago...

88
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...and you want more?

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Well, I've forgotten
what it tastes like, okay?

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It was cheesecake. It was fine.

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It had a buttery, crumbly,
graham-cracker crust...

92
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...with a very rich...

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...yet light cream-cheese filling.

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Wow, my whole mouth
just filled with saliva. Ahem.

95
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Know what? Forget it.
We are just hungry.

96
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We have not had lunch.
We are just lightheaded.

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So let us go out and have lunch
and forget about the cheesecake.

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We'll drop it off downstairs
so we're not tempted.

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Where do you wanna go to lunch?

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Mama's Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois.

101
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Aw.

102
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Mel Tormé died.

103
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Joey, that paper's like a year old.

104
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Oh, does that mean
the Sam Goody's sale is over?

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- Hey.
JOEY: Hey.

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So I finally heard back
from Aunt Cheryl...

107
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...and apparently it wasn't a mistake.

108
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Uh, there's limited seating in the hall...

109
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Limited seating?
I am just one tiny person.

110
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Yeah, but she doesn't know that.

111
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I mean, the last time she saw you...

112
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...you would've turned one of those
little wedding chairs into kindling.

113
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"Limited seating."
That's such a lame excuse.

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That's not the reason
why she's not inviting me.

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What's the big deal? I wasn't even invited
to the ceremony, just the reception.

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And you know what?
If it makes you feel any better...

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...Joan and I will just
make an appearance...

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...and then we'll leave early
as a sign of protest.

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- Joan?
- Yeah, Joan Tedeschi, my date.

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She's an assistant professor
in the Linguistics Department.

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Tall, very beautiful.

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And despite what some people say,
not broad-backed.

123
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Wait a minute.
You got "Ross Geller and guest"?

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I wasn't invited,
and you got "and guest"?

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Uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt
on Ross' behalf.

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I think the rule applies here.

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Since he has a chance
to get on broad-back...

128
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Not broad-back!

129
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Wait a minute. You're bringing me.

130
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What? I can't cancel on Joan.

131
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- Why not?
- Did you not hear me?

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She's an assistant professor
in the Linguistics Department, okay?

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They're wild.

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- Why do you want to come anyway?
- Because...

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...she's my cousin.

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I mean, we grew up together.

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Family, you know?
And all that's important to me.

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Okay, all right. I'll take you.

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I'll go call Joan.

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Oh, that's nice.

141
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Family should be there.

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This is her wedding.
Happiest day of her life.

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We'll see. Ha, ha.

144
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Well, thank you for lunch.

145
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Wait a minute, I didn't pay.
I thought you paid.

146
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So apparently,
we just don't pay for food anymore.

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[CHUCKLES]

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- Do you see what I see?
- Huh! It's still there.

149
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Mrs. Braverman must be out.

150
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She could be out of town.
Maybe she'll be gone for months.

151
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By then, the cheesecake
may have gone bad.

152
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We don't want her to come back
to bad cheesecake.

153
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- That could kill her.
- Wouldn't want that.

154
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No, we're protecting her.

155
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- We should take it.
- But move quick.

156
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- Why?
- I heard her moving around in there.

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Go, go, go.

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[GASPS]

159
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Oh, my God, that's David.

160
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MONICA: Who?
PHOEBE: David, the scientist guy.

161
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David that I was in love with.

162
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David who went to Russia
and broke my heart, David.

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Oh, my God.

164
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Oh, you say someone's name enough,
they turn around.

165
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- Phoebe.
- David.

166
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What are you doing here?
Aren't you supposed to be in Russia?

167
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,008
Yeah, I'm just in town for a conference.

168
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Um, God, you look phenomenal.

169
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Well, ha, ha...

170
00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,473
Yeah.

171
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You look great too.
Did you get a haircut?

172
00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,771
Yeah. Well, I got like 30 of them.

173
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Yeah.

174
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- Um, look, I got a confession to make.
- Uh-huh.

175
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Um, I was hoping to run into you here.

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I didn't know that I should call or not.
You know, I was only in town a few days...

177
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...and, you know, I didn't want
to intrude on your life or anything.

178
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But I really wanted to see you...

179
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...but I didn't know
if you wanted to see me.

180
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Of course I would want to see you.
I think about you all the time.

181
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Really?
Because I think about you all the time.

182
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- Really?
- There's a statue in Minsk...

183
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...that reminds me of you so much.

184
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I mean, um, it's actually of Lenin...

185
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...but, you know, at certain angles...
PHOEBE: Yeah.

186
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,312
Anyway, do you want
to have dinner tonight?

187
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,063
Yes.

188
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:09,858
- Oh, no.
- Oh.

189
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,318
- Uh, what?
- I can't.

190
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:14,779
I can't believe I have plans. I can't.
Can you do it tomorrow?

191
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:19,367
Uh, no, I have to go in a few hours.
I have to be on the redeye.

192
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,662
Well, listen, you know,
next time you're in Minsk, uh...

193
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:26,583
- Phoebe? Can I talk to you for a second?
- Uh-huh.

194
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:27,792
What are you doing?

195
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,630
- Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.
- So? He'll understand.

196
00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,132
No, he won't.
And that's not even the point.

197
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:39,596
Monica, I made a whole speech about
how you do not cancel plans with friends.

198
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:44,059
And now, you know, what? Just because,
potentially, the love of my life...

199
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:49,105
...comes back from Russia just for
one night, I should change my beliefs?

200
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,274
I should change my beliefs.

201
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:56,488
No. No, no. If I don't have my principles,
I don't have anything.

202
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,989
God, you are so strong.

203
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:02,035
Or I should rush through dinner
with Joey and I could meet David at 9.

204
00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,503
Oh, my God, that is so good.

205
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:15,256
I'm full. And yet I know
if I stop eating this...

206
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,258
...I'll regret it.

207
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,804
Hey, what have you got there?

208
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,597
Oh, it's, um...

209
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,558
- It's tofu cake. Do you want some?
- Aah.

210
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,064
- What are you doing tonight?
- Huh?

211
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,525
- Uh.
- Dude. Dude.

212
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:38,071
Sorry. Uh, I got those plans with Phoebe.
Why?

213
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,157
Oh, really? Uh, Monica said
she had a date at 9.

214
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,035
- What? Tonight?
- That's what Monica said.

215
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,912
After she gave me that big speech...

216
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,165
...she goes and makes a date on
the same night she has plans with me?

217
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,835
I think she's trying to pull a fast one
on Big Daddy.

218
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,469
Here, I think this is us. Yeah.

219
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,139
Limited seating, my ass.

220
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,683
Let's just see who made the cut.

221
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,602
Hi. Hi. I'm Monica Geller.

222
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:12,272
- How do you know the bride and groom?
- I worked with Frannie.

223
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,983
Used to work with her. Used to.

224
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,402
I'm a relative and I didn't get invited,
okay?

225
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,946
A blood relative. Blood.

226
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,492
Stop saying "blood" to strangers.

227
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,246
So how about you?
How do you know the happy couple?

228
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,291
We went to college with both of them.
And now we live next door.

229
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,127
Okay, you're fine.

230
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,134
- Hey. Are you guys ready?
- Hey. Yes.

231
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:45,138
I will have a green salad, um,
house dressing and water's fine.

232
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,390
BOTH: Okay.
- And for you, sir?

233
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,393
Yeah. This slow-roasted salmon...

234
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,978
...just how slow are we talking?

235
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,273
It's already been roasted.

236
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:59,319
Oh, then no. Maybe I should hear
those specials again.

237
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,322
Oh, Joey, we've heard
the specials three times, okay?

238
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:06,409
There's prime rib, mahi-mahi
and a very special lobster ravioli.

239
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:11,331
- Actually, we're out of the lobster ravioli.
- Oh, well, that changes everything.

240
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,584
- You know what, Pheebs?
- Uh-huh.

241
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,962
You were right before.
Friends are so important.

242
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,632
Yeah, I'm very wise. I know.

243
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,342
You know what I really want?

244
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,720
PHOEBE: What?
- Is to have a long, long talk.

245
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,891
You know? Get Joey out on the
open road and really open him up.

246
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,602
- Any progress?
- Yes.

247
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,605
I will have the lobster ravioli.

248
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,900
God, Joey, this is taking forever.

249
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,735
- What's the rush?
- Well...

250
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,655
...I just have, you know, an appointment.

251
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,740
And it's very important.

252
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,075
What is it?

253
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,786
Well...

254
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,995
...it's a date.

255
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,874
A date? No, no, Pheebs,
you must be mistaken...

256
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,751
...because you wouldn't
schedule a date...

257
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,670
...on the night you have plans
with a friend.

258
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,713
Come on.
Don't make me feel badly about this.

259
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,423
No, I'm gonna.

260
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,261
That's right.
Yeah, you made me feel really guilty...

261
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,762
...about going out with that girl.

262
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,724
Like I did something terrible to you.
Now, Pheebs, you're doing the same thing.

263
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,602
That's not the same thing.
This is totally different.

264
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,856
This is with David.
Remember David, the scientist guy?

265
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,566
Okay, he's very special to me.

266
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,901
Okay, well, my girl
from the other night was special.

267
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,319
She was a scientist too.

268
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,364
- She was?
- Well, she graduated high school.

269
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,908
Okay, whatever. Know what?

270
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,410
I don't have time to convince you.

271
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,787
He's only here for four hours
and I'm gonna go see him.

272
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,748
- Fine. Fine!
PHOEBE: Yeah. Yeah.

273
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,753
What are you still doing here?
I told you, lobster ravioli.

274
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,465
- Hey.
- Hey.

275
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,594
Oh, I was just about to leave.
I didn't think you were coming.

276
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,263
Oh, I wouldn't have missed this. Ha, ha.

277
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,390
Well, I'm very glad you're here.

278
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,226
Oh, you're such a gentleman.

279
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,520
Come on, we're going to my place.

280
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,654
Are you eating the cheesecake
without me?

281
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,489
Mm-mm.

282
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,952
I will give you $100 to whistle right now.

283
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,584
How can you eat the cheesecake
without me?

284
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,793
What are you gonna do?

285
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,714
Gonna run and tell Monica or Joey?
No, you'd have to tell them what we did.

286
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,635
We are dessert stealers.
We are living outside the law.

287
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,304
You know what?
I don't trust you with this cake.

288
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,098
- And I got it first, and I'm taking it back.
- What?

289
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,352
- What? Oh, no, you don't.
- Oh, yes.

290
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,854
You think I trust you with it?

291
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,981
We're gonna split it.
You take half, I take half.

292
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,650
That's not fair. You had some.

293
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,778
Oh, you know what? I think Monica
would be very interested to know...

294
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,864
...that you called her cheesecake
dry and mealy.

295
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,659
- What do we use to split it?
- Okay.

296
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,747
- All right, pick a half.
- Okay.

297
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,042
- Well, this side looks bigger.
- Mm-hm.

298
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,963
Uh, but there's more crust on this side.

299
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,382
Yeah. So maybe if I measure it...

300
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,841
For God's sake, pick a piece.

301
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:13,012
- All right, I pick that one.
- So the smaller piece.

302
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,598
Okay. There you go.

303
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,935
Enjoy your half, my friend. But that is it.

304
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,730
No sharing, no switching,
and don't come crying to me...

305
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,774
...if you eat your piece too fast.

306
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,609
[SHOUTS]

307
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,908
Oh!

308
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,038
- You gonna give me some of your piece?
- Oh, no.

309
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,750
No switching, no sharing.
And don't come crying to me.

310
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,838
Ha, ha. I may just sit here
and have my cake all day.

311
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,216
Just sit here in the hallway
and eat my...

312
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,725
[THE TEMPTATIONS' "GET READY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

313
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,145
Never met a girl that could me feel...

314
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,188
Ross, sweetheart.

315
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,065
Oh, hey, Aunt Millie.

316
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:10,319
- Isn't it a beautiful wedding?
- Yes. Yes, it is.

317
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,743
Every time, on the lips.

318
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,995
Why? Why on the lips?

319
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,959
There's Frannie.
Won't she be happy to see me?

320
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,128
Now, wait a minute.
You be nice, all right?

321
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,547
I didn't bring you here
so you could ambush her.

322
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,925
Frannie was the one who found
your Playboys and showed them to Mom.

323
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,302
That bitch.

324
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,101
Monica. What...?

325
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,979
Am I doing here? Surprised to see me?

326
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,482
Ross brought me.
How do you like that?

327
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,984
Hi, Frannie. Congratulations.

328
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,156
You invite my brother, you invite
my whole family, and not me? Why?

329
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,075
Why wouldn't you want me
at your wedding?

330
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,743
What could I have possibly done?

331
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,246
Stuart.

332
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,166
I believe you know my husband.

333
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:10,755
So it's really a question
of "who" could you have possibly done.

334
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,808
- I hate this, but I have to go.
- Mm-hm.

335
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,602
I can't miss my flight.

336
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,021
Are you sure? I bet there's
another flight to Minsk in...

337
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,397
July.

338
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,779
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

339
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,910
That's really beautiful.
What does it mean?

340
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,704
"Please clean my beakers."

341
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,207
I don't get out of the lab much.

342
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,712
I thought it meant something else.

343
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,050
Yeah, well, I really actually
wanted to say, um...

344
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,385
...that.

345
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,012
But, um, I figured
I probably shouldn't because...

346
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,558
...you know, I have to leave.

347
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,936
Hmm. No, you're right. Don't say it.

348
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,398
I do, though.

349
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,068
I do too.

350
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,245
Well, bye, Phoebe.

351
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:39,302
Okay, now's not the time, Joey, all right?
You can yell at me tomorrow.

352
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,221
No, no. No, Pheebs.
I'm not gonna yell at you.

353
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,266
I just started thinking
about you and David...

354
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:49,437
...and I remember how bummed you were
the first time he left.

355
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,983
Oh, Pheebs, come here.

356
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:58,237
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.

357
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,158
The only guy I've ever been
crazy about is going to Minsk...

358
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,328
...and I may never see him again.

359
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,330
Hey, you could always visit him.

360
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,082
Oh, right.
Like they're gonna let me have a passport.

361
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,253
Anything I can do? Whatever you need.

362
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,299
Well, now...

363
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:23,054
...if you achieve positronic distillation
of subatomic particles before he does...

364
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,597
...then he could come back.

365
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,773
I could give it a shot.

366
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,365
Oh, look. There's a piece
that doesn't have floor on it.

367
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,826
- Stick to your side.
- Come on, now.

368
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,090
All right, what are we having?

369
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,683
Oh, wait, I forgot my wrap.

370
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,310
Oh, okay, wait here.

371
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,038
Hi, sweetie. Are you leaving?

372
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:34,542
- Well...
- Give us a kiss. Come on.

373
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,387
Why? Why on the lips?

374
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,478
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