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<i>NARRATOR:
Previously on Friends:</i>

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Seventeen hours, I have been at this.

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- How many centimeters am I dilated?
- Three.

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Just three? I'm dilated three.

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- We've talk about having babies someday.
- So we're gonna try?

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- Right here?
- No, not here.

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Maybe here.

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This is your grandmother's
engagement ring.

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I want you to give it to Rachel.

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- Mom, no.
- Ross, this isn't just some girl...

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...you picked up in a bar and humped.

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- Hey, I take it you're visiting someone?
- Uh-huh, yeah.

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- Wanna visit someone else?
- Yeah, I would like that.

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- That's him.
- Great. Well, go get him.

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Or maybe you could go in first.

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Hi, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray.
I have a few routine questions.

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Do you sleep with women
and never call them again?

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Oh, my God.

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[MONICA GASPS]

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Should we tell Rachel there's an empty,
private room right next door to hers?

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We could. Or we could have sex in it.

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Well, let me think about that.
While I remove my pants.

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Okay, mister. Fertilize me.

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[JANICE LAUGHING NASALLY]

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Does that sound like Janice?

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If it's not, then there's two of them.

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And that would mean
it's the end of the world.

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H93'-

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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I can't believe this is taking so long.
How are you doing?

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Oh, not bad. You know that feeling...

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...when you're trying to blow
a Saint Bernard out your ass?

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Weirdest thing. Did I hear--?

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Mother of God, it's true.

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Chandler Bing.

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Janice.

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Notjust Janice. Janice in labor.
Contracting and everything.

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Oh, this should be easy.
I have a very wide pelvis.

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You remember, Chandler.

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Janice, I didn't know you were pregnant.

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Who's the unwitting human
whose essence you've stolen?

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It's you.

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This is yours.

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What?

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Ha, look how nervous he gets!
We haven't slept together in years!

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[LAUGHING NASALLY]

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That's funny. Does it hurt?
Does the labor hurt?

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Okay, I've got one for you.
If you had to, which would you rather eat?

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A Seeing Eye dog or a talking gorilla?

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I'd have to say the talking gorilla.

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Because at least I could explain to him
that you're making me eat him.

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- Oh. Somebody went to college.
- Yeah.

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Wow. What is it? I'm sorry.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
It's just my foot itches like crazy.

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<i>On. I'll get it.</i>

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Wow. I usually get to know a girl better
before I let her spoon me.

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Relax. It's not like we're forking.

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Ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Oh, that's five, Ross.
Five women have had five babies...

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...and I have had no babies.

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Why doesn't she want to come out?

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You know what I think it is?

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I think you made such a nice
home for her...

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...over the last nine months
that she just doesn't want to leave.

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Oh. Look at you making up crap for me.

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- Oh, God. Ooh, ooh...
- Okay. Okay.

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Twenty-one hours. You're a hero.

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Doctor, you gotta do something.
You gotta give me drugs...

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...or you gotta light a fire up in there
and just smoke it out.

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Actually, I think you're ready to go
to the delivery room.

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- What?
- Ten centimeters.

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You're about to become a mom.

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Oh, my God. Okay.

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Ha-ha-ha, beat you, sucker. Oh, baby.

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Oh, my God. That's the doctor
who was in my room before.

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Oh. Okay, Mr. Percocet.

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I'm telling you, the guy
from that show was here...

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...in my room,
asking me all these weird questions.

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Cliff, do you really believe that a character
from a TV show was here in your room?

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Rachel's having her baby.

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That's him. You know him?

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Okay. Okay. I-- Okay. Um... This--

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I sent my friend, Joey,
in here to find out stuff about you.

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Um, if it, you know--
If it helps, you came off great.

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A lot better than I'm coming off
right now.

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I don't believe this. You got him
to pretend he was some fake doctor?

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Fake? Excuse me? Hello?

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And then you tried
to make me think that I was crazy?

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You're right, that was wrong.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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It's just that I liked you so much.
Can we just start over?

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I don't think so.

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Uh, if I may?

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Look, Cliff, you told me a lot
of personal stuff about you, right?

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Now, maybe it would help if you knew
some personal stuff about her.

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Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer.

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Uh, she gave birth
to her brother's triplets.

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Oh, oh, oh.
Her twin sister used to do porn.

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- Joey, we're trying to dial down the crazy.
- Right.

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Um...

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Look, we don't really know each other,
so it'd be really easy to just forget this...

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...but there seems to be something
between us. And I don't know about you...

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...but that doesn't happen to me a lot.

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- It doesn't happen to me, either.
- Me, neither.

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- Push.Push.
RACHEL: Ooh, ooh, ooh...

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We're gonna push for five more seconds.

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Five, four...

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Three, two, one. Oh!

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Okay, the next contraction
should be in about 20 seconds.

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- I can't. I can't push anymore.
- Sweetie, you're doing great.

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Oh, God. Twenty seconds, my ass!

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Here we go. Okay, keep pushing.

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- Come on.
- Push. Wait.

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- I see something.
- What, you do? You do? Oh, my God.

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Don't say "Oh, my God."
"Oh, my God," what?

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What is that?

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That's the baby's buttocks. She's breech.

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- Oh, my God. I thought she had two heads.
RACHEL: Oh, God.

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Is she gonna be okay?

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DOCTOR: She's gonna be fine.
- Yeah.

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She's in a more difficult position,
so you're gonna have to push harder.

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- Okay.
- Go. Come on. Go. Go.

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Rachel,
you're gonna have to push harder.

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- I'm sorry, I can't. I can't.
- Yes, you can. I know you can do this.

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- Let's go.
- I can't do it.

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- No, please, you do it for me.
<i>_NO__</i>

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Let's go. One more time.
One final push. Ready? One, two, three.

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Good.

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ROSS:
Keep pushing.

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Are you okay?

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You have no idea how much this hurts.

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Keep going! Keep going!

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DOCTOR:
Here we go.

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Oh, oh! She's upside down,
but she's coming. She's coming.

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- Oh, God!
- Oh. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God, she's here.

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[RACHEL LAUGHS]

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Oh, she's perfect.

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Oh, wow. Oh, she's so tiny.

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- Where'd she go?
- They're just wrapping her up.

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Okay. Well, be careful with her,
she's really tiny.

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Here she is.

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[BABY CRYING]

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Oh, you.

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Oh, thanks for coming out of me.

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I know. Oh.

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Yes. Oh.

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Oh, she's looking at me. Hi. I know you.

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- Do we have a name yet?
- No, not yet.

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That's fine. For now we'll just
call her Baby Girl Green.

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Oh, no. Baby Girl Geller-Green.

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Hello, Baby Girl.

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PHOEBE: Can we come in?
- Oh, come on in.

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- Oh, there she is.
MONICA: Oh, she's so beautiful.

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Here.

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Oh, my God. She's amazing.

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Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk
and had sex.

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It's incredible. I mean,
one minute she's inside you...

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...and then 47 hours later, here she is.

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[CHUCKLES]

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She looks so real.

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You know what I mean.

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- Okay, my turn. My turn.
- Aunt Phoebe.

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Yes. Oh, baby. Oh, you're so cute.

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Oh, I could squeeze your little head.

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I won't.

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- Honey, what's the matter?
- Nothing. Sorry, I just can't stop crying.

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The doctor said it's completely normal,
with the hormones...

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-...plus you're sleep-deprived.
- So? You guys are all sleep-deprived.

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I don't see you weeping because you
put your slippers on the wrong feet.

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Oh, God.

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- What's the matter now?
- I was reliving it.

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Oh.

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So do you know
what you're gonna call her yet?

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Oh. Wait a minute,
it's not gonna be Baby Girl?

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I thought that was so original.

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Uh, actually,
we've narrowed it down to two names.

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Yeah, and you know what?
I love them both.

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So why don't you just pick one,
and that'll be it.

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Wow, um, okay. Uh, everyone?

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This is Isabella.

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- Hi, Isabella.
- Hi.

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[G ROANS]

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- What?
- That's not her name.

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I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel
like an Isabella.

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- What was the other one, Ross?
- Um, Delilah.

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Oh, great. Suddenly she
sounds like a biblical whore.

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- Ahem, so I guess we're back to Baby Girl.
- Yay.

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What are we gonna do?

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- It's okay, honey. You'll find a name.
- Ugh. Easy for you to say.

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You already know
what your kids' names are gonna be.

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- You do?
- Yeah. I had them picked out since I was 14.

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Oh, no, it's gonna be named after
some snack or baked good, isn't it?

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- Well, tell us, what are they?
- Um, okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel.

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- And if it's a girl?
- I don't want to say.

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Oh, stop. Tell us.
We're not gonna want it.

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Okay. It's Emma.

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[GASPS]

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Emma.

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See, I don't want it.

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- Take it.
- What?

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She's clearly an Emma.

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Oh, honey, but you love that name.

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Yeah. But I love you more.

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Oh.

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Besides, you know, nothing goes
with Bing. So I'm screwed.

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Yoo-hoo.

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Aaron Lipman-Guralnick would like
to say hello to his future bride.

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Oh.

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[GASPS]

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Wow, he kind of takes your breath away,
doesn't he?

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He's a keeper. Ha, ha.

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- How are you feeling?
- Oh, you know, I'm fine.

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Can I just say,
I really admire what you're doing.

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Just raising her all alone.

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Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.

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Oh, sure. Now.

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But what happens when he meets
somebody else and gets married?

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Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross.

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I'm telling you, Rachel. Listen to Janice.

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They all say they're gonna be there,
until they start their real family.

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That's never gonna happen with Ross.

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That's what I thought
about my first husband.

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Now, I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend
the weekend with her father...

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...and little Miss New-Boobs.

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Really?

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I hate to be the one to say it...

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...but, honey, you two are on your own.

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Well, that's, you know, that's...

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We've been alone for the last
20 minutes and we're doing okay.

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You know what?
Maybe we won't be alone.

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Because lately things
have been happening...

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...between me and Ross, you know?

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And right before I went into labor,
we had this kiss. You know?

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So it might be the beginning
of something.

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- Hey, Janice.
- Oh, hi.

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Oh. Who's this little guy?

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- Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law.
- Oh, no, no. Ha, ha.

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- I'm gonna leave you three alone.
BOTH: Okay.

239
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- Man, you see the kid on that nose?
- Uh-huh.

240
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- You know what I was thinking about?
- Huh?

241
00:16:21,176 --> 00:16:25,931
Um, that kiss before we left
the apartment.

242
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That was something, huh?

243
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,438
Yeah. Yeah, it really was.

244
00:16:32,604 --> 00:16:35,315
But we, we gotta be careful. Heh.

245
00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:38,777
We-- You know, we can't let
that happen again, you know?

246
00:16:41,572 --> 00:16:42,948
Right.

247
00:16:43,615 --> 00:16:45,367
We don't want to go down that road,
do we?

248
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:49,705
No. No, of course not.
No, that's why I brought it up.

249
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[CLEARS THROAT]

250
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:57,629
- They didn't have any sodas?
- Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

251
00:16:57,796 --> 00:17:00,632
I was talking to this nurse.
Completely forgot.

252
00:17:03,302 --> 00:17:05,596
And so it begins.

253
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PHOEBE:
She in there?

254
00:17:14,563 --> 00:17:16,899
Yeah. She's putting her down now.
That's her.

255
00:17:17,065 --> 00:17:18,066
PHOEBE:
Oh.

256
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:21,737
ROSS: Look at Emma.
- I can't decide who she looks more like.

257
00:17:21,904 --> 00:17:23,155
You or Rachel?

258
00:17:23,322 --> 00:17:27,075
Oh, what, are you kidding?
She's gorgeous. It's all Rachel.

259
00:17:31,497 --> 00:17:36,084
I'm sorry. For the last time,
why aren't you two together again?

260
00:17:37,544 --> 00:17:40,714
No, I know.
Because you're not in that place.

261
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Which would be fine,
except you totally are.

262
00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:47,513
It's complicated, okay?

263
00:17:48,639 --> 00:17:51,934
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, you love her, you always have...

264
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...you have a child together.
There's no right answer.

265
00:17:57,272 --> 00:18:00,025
Look, we've been together.
Okay, and then apart.

266
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And then together, and then apart.

267
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And now we have a baby.

268
00:18:07,658 --> 00:18:11,995
It's just, if we got together again
and it didn't work out?

269
00:18:12,996 --> 00:18:15,624
I could never do that to Emma.

270
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:23,507
I mean, she came into this world
thinking everything-- Now me.

271
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What, do they put something
in the water in this place?

272
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:31,807
It's just, Rachel and I,
we're doing really well now.

273
00:18:31,974 --> 00:18:33,809
I know, I know, I know.

274
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If you try to make it more,
you might wreck it.

275
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- Yeah, exactly.
- Right.

276
00:18:40,899 --> 00:18:44,778
Or you might get everything
you've wanted since you were 15.

277
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[KNOCKING ON DQOR]

278
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H93'-

279
00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:59,126
I just saw a woman breastfeeding
both of her twins at the same time.

280
00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:01,628
It is like a freak show up here.

281
00:19:02,713 --> 00:19:04,715
- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

282
00:19:04,881 --> 00:19:06,675
What is it? Hey?

283
00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:09,970
- Really, it's nothing. I'm...
- Rach, come on. What?

284
00:19:11,722 --> 00:19:17,102
I've just been thinking about how
my baby and I are gonna be all alone.

285
00:19:17,269 --> 00:19:20,147
What are you talking about: "alone"?
What about Ross?

286
00:19:20,314 --> 00:19:25,485
Oh, please. He'll be with his real family.
The twins and little Miss New-Boobs.

287
00:19:26,695 --> 00:19:29,281
Okay, how long
was I watching that woman?

288
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:33,118
I'm just saying that, you know...

289
00:19:33,327 --> 00:19:36,538
...someday Ross is gonna
meet somebody...

290
00:19:36,705 --> 00:19:39,082
...and he's gonna have his own life.

291
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:41,001
Right?

292
00:19:41,877 --> 00:19:43,754
Yeah, I guess so.

293
00:19:46,465 --> 00:19:50,218
I just never thought I'd be raising
this baby all by myself.

294
00:19:51,762 --> 00:19:53,347
Pretty dumb, huh?

295
00:19:53,513 --> 00:19:56,266
Hey, you listen to me. Listen to me.

296
00:19:56,808 --> 00:20:01,104
You are never, ever gonna be alone.

297
00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:05,150
Okay? I promise I won't let that happen.

298
00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:11,406
Oh, Joey. Oh, sweetie,
what would I do without you?

299
00:20:12,949 --> 00:20:16,536
You don't have to worry about that,
okay?

300
00:20:20,957 --> 00:20:23,585
Oh, honey, could you grab me
my other box of tissues?

301
00:20:23,752 --> 00:20:25,504
They're right on that chair
under Ross' coat.

302
00:20:25,671 --> 00:20:26,963
Sure.

303
00:20:35,555 --> 00:20:37,432
Oh, my God.

304
00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:40,018
Joey?

305
00:20:43,105 --> 00:20:44,981
Oh, my God.

306
00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:52,072
Okay.

307
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[BOTH SIGHING]

308
00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:30,527
- That was amazing.
- I know.

309
00:21:32,529 --> 00:21:38,368
Hey, do you realize that we may have
just changed our lives forever?

310
00:21:38,535 --> 00:21:40,120
We may have started our family.

311
00:21:40,579 --> 00:21:42,581
Nine months from now,
we could be here...

312
00:21:42,748 --> 00:21:44,916
...having our own baby.

313
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:48,336
And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.

314
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