1
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All right,
let's play one more time, okay?

2
00:00:04,198 --> 00:00:06,904
And remember, if I win,
you do not move to Paris.

3
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Okay. I can't believe
I'm risking this again, but you're on.

4
00:00:10,789 --> 00:00:13,973
All right, Joe, you remember the rules.
Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

5
00:00:14,254 --> 00:00:15,439
Just flip.

6
00:00:17,543 --> 00:00:19,011
- Tails!
- Damn it!

7
00:00:20,113 --> 00:00:24,076
So we thought we'd throw you
a little going-away party around 7.

8
00:00:24,397 --> 00:00:25,517
Oh, that sounds good.

9
00:00:26,002 --> 00:00:28,089
Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow.
Shouldn't you be packing?

10
00:00:29,087 --> 00:00:30,789
- It's all done.
- Oh, yeah, right.

11
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And after I took a shower this morning,
I just threw my towel on the floor.

12
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- Oh, God, it hurts to even joke about it.
- I know.

13
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Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage
that I'm taking is in the bedroom.

14
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This is Emma's Paris stuff. These are
the boxes that I'm having shipped...

15
00:00:47,468 --> 00:00:49,517
...and that's the sandwich
I made for the plane.

16
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So that you could use a little more
mustard

17
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- Okay, so you've done some good work.
- Yeah.

18
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What about your carryons?

19
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Oh, well, everything that I need
is in here...

20
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...and my travel documents
are on the counter...

21
00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:05,709
...organized in the order that
I will be needing them.

22
00:01:06,868 --> 00:01:09,934
Oh, my God.
I have nothing left to teach you.

23
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- Where's your passport?
- It should be next to my plane ticket.

24
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- Well, it's not.
- What? Well, maybe I put it in here?

25
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Oh, it's not in there!

26
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Oh, no, I must have packed it
in one of these boxes!

27
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- Here, let me help you.
- Shoot.

28
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I can't believe I did this.

29
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At what point did it stop being funny
that I took her passport?

30
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The one with Rachel's going away party

31
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Oh, wow, can you believe
you're only three weeks away?

32
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I know.

33
00:02:29,754 --> 00:02:33,169
- You don't mind me touching your belly?
- I don't mind you touching my belly...

34
00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:36,380
...but your hand's kind of blocking the
part where the baby's gonna come out.

35
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- Hey!
- Hey.

36
00:02:41,784 --> 00:02:46,172
Hi, Erica. Welcome back to town.
Wow, look how big you've gotten.

37
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That's because I'm pregnant.

38
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- Right. No, I understand.
- Oh, okay.

39
00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:55,053
I'm just always afraid that people think
I'm just fat with big breasts.

40
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No, no, I knew.

41
00:03:03,113 --> 00:03:06,069
- Okay, well, stop staring at them.
- She brought them up.

42
00:03:08,325 --> 00:03:09,863
I didn't realize
you were coming back so soon.

43
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In a couple weeks
I won't be able to travel.

44
00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:15,266
And I wanted her to get to know the
doctors and get settled into the hotel.

45
00:03:16,128 --> 00:03:19,125
- Why isn't she staying with you guys?
- Because we're moving in a couple days...

46
00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:20,341
..and it does not make sense

47
00:03:20,694 --> 00:03:23,853
Plus, hotels are fun! My room has
this little fridge full of free snacks.

48
00:03:26,225 --> 00:03:27,819
Erica, those things aren't free.

49
00:03:28,297 --> 00:03:31,191
They have one of the highest markups
of any consumer product--

50
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Ross, she's giving us her baby.
She can eat you if she wants.

51
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I'll be right back.

52
00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,280
Oh, man, I can't believe you guys
are leaving this place.

53
00:03:44,706 --> 00:03:46,348
I know. I know.

54
00:03:47,555 --> 00:03:50,657
You know, you could take it if you want.
The lease is still in Nana's name.

55
00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,065
No, no. This will always be your place.
It would be too sad.

56
00:03:54,919 --> 00:03:57,170
Plus, how much a month does it cost
to feed Joey?

57
00:03:57,733 --> 00:03:58,996
Yeah, it takes two incomes.

58
00:04:00,004 --> 00:04:02,338
Is Chandler here?
We talked about catching a movie.

59
00:04:02,616 --> 00:04:03,810
Oh, no, he doesn't have time for that.

60
00:04:04,030 --> 00:04:06,133
You can go help him and Joey
pack up the guest room.

61
00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:10,008
Packing. Sexy cheerleader comedy.

62
00:04:10,637 --> 00:04:14,213
Helpful brother.
Creepy loner at teen movie.

63
00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:18,357
"Creepy..."

64
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- What are you guys doing?
- Try it. I can't feel a thing.

65
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Are you kidding?

66
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- This is packing?
- We're taking a break.

67
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From?

68
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Jumping on the bed.

69
00:04:48,614 --> 00:04:51,238
All right, Rachel's party is in a couple
of hours, and there's a lot to do.

70
00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:54,668
Ross, you've got Geller blood.
You're in charge of these yahoos.

71
00:04:54,715 --> 00:04:56,007
- You got it.
- All right.

72
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All right, she's right.
We gotta get serious.

73
00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,905
Let's put Styrofoam peanuts
down his pants and kick him!

74
00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:07,867
No, guys, she's right. We should get
to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet.

75
00:05:08,077 --> 00:05:11,212
Joey, you pack them, and Ross,
you repack whatever Joey packs.

76
00:05:15,409 --> 00:05:17,424
You guys hear a ringing?

77
00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:24,075
- What the hell is this?
- Hey, handcuffs. And fur-lined. Nice.

78
00:05:25,469 --> 00:05:27,249
I didn't know you guys had it in you.

79
00:05:28,693 --> 00:05:31,126
Chandler, you don't have a sister,
so you can't understand...

80
00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,096
...how much this bums me out.

81
00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,502
I didn't know Monica had these.

82
00:05:37,319 --> 00:05:40,731
Maybe she used them
with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard.

83
00:05:44,298 --> 00:05:47,534
Why would she use them with Richard
and not me? I can be kinky.

84
00:05:48,363 --> 00:05:52,409
I once did a naked dance for her
with scarves.

85
00:05:55,625 --> 00:05:57,336
Bumming hard, guys.
Bumming hard.

86
00:06:05,018 --> 00:06:06,671
- Hey.
- Hey. Where's Mike?

87
00:06:06,884 --> 00:06:08,101
Oh, he has a gig.

88
00:06:08,433 --> 00:06:10,466
It's kind of like being married
to a rock star, you know?

89
00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,411
My husband has a gig.

90
00:06:15,031 --> 00:06:15,994
Yeah? Where is it?

91
00:06:15,994 --> 00:06:19,181
Oh, he's playing organ
for a children's roller-skating party.

92
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Rock on!

93
00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:27,509
Wow, this is quite a spread.
What is all this stuff?

94
00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:31,068
I thought this would be a great
opportunity to use up all the food...

95
00:06:31,068 --> 00:06:32,948
...that I don't want to move
to the new house with me.

96
00:06:33,521 --> 00:06:38,691
So enjoy. Smoked oyster casserole
with a breakfast-cereal crust.

97
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Kidney beans in their own juices,
and for dessert, a questionable orange.

98
00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:51,198
I think I speak for everyone when I say
......

99
00:06:53,582 --> 00:06:54,981
- Hey.
- Hey.

100
00:06:55,907 --> 00:06:57,819
- Where's Rach?
- She's putting Emma down.

101
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She'll be over in a second.
It just hit her that she's leaving.

102
00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:03,913
She's kind of emotional, so no one
say anything to set her off, okay?

103
00:07:06,146 --> 00:07:07,938
- Hey, Rach.
- Hey.

104
00:07:08,419 --> 00:07:09,335
There she is.

105
00:07:10,614 --> 00:07:11,809
Hi, you guys.

106
00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,834
What did I just say?

107
00:07:16,419 --> 00:07:18,977
Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay.
I'm gonna be fine.

108
00:07:19,922 --> 00:07:21,574
- Come here, I'll make you a drink.
- Okay.

109
00:07:23,315 --> 00:07:25,993
Oh, man, I can't believe
she's actually leaving.

110
00:07:26,301 --> 00:07:27,902
How am I gonna say goodbye
to Rachel?

111
00:07:28,746 --> 00:07:30,414
I know, she's been
such a big part of my life.

112
00:07:30,926 --> 00:07:33,031
<i>It feels like when Melrose Place
got cancelled.</i>

113
00:07:37,965 --> 00:07:38,777
I mean...

114
00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,292
<i>Forget it, I miss Melrose Place.</i>

115
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- I had a chance to stop her too.
- Yeah?

116
00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:50,724
Who loses 57 coin tosses
in a row? You know?

117
00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:52,891
Heads, she wins. Tails, I lose.

118
00:07:59,257 --> 00:08:00,347
Wait a minute.

119
00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:04,637
- Yes, Joe?
- I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.

120
00:08:08,666 --> 00:08:09,987
So you doing okay?

121
00:08:11,136 --> 00:08:14,340
Well, I've been better.
You guys are gonna come visit, right?

122
00:08:14,778 --> 00:08:18,076
Yes! You know, in six months,
the statute of limitations runs out...

123
00:08:18,076 --> 00:08:19,950
...and I can travel internationally again.

124
00:08:23,053 --> 00:08:25,058
- I'm gonna miss you so much.
- I know.

125
00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:30,326
You know what? I have some
goodbye stuff that I wanted to say...

126
00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:34,050
...to each of you. I was gonna save it
till the end of the night, but come here.

127
00:08:37,372 --> 00:08:39,382
Hey, what do you think
they're doing in there?

128
00:08:40,109 --> 00:08:41,562
If I had to guess, I'd say...

129
00:08:42,621 --> 00:08:45,106
...Rachel's putting on the bubble wrap,
and Phoebe's doing the punching.

130
00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,647
Pheebs, I don't even know
where to start.

131
00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:56,207
Okay, well, before you do, I know we
weren't supposed to get you presents...

132
00:08:56,207 --> 00:08:57,972
...but I do have something for you.

133
00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:03,463
- What is it?
- Well, it's a cotton swab...

134
00:09:03,463 --> 00:09:05,489
...with a bit of my saliva on it...

135
00:09:05,489 --> 00:09:11,303
...so that if they perfect the cloning
process while you're over there...

136
00:09:11,303 --> 00:09:13,933
...you can use the DNA
to create your own Pheebs.

137
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:20,100
I'm gonna throw this away...

138
00:09:22,199 --> 00:09:25,232
...but thank you so much
for the gesture.

139
00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:28,125
Chandler?

140
00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:33,740
I was just in our bedroom,
and I found these on my pillow.

141
00:09:34,294 --> 00:09:37,181
Oh, yes, I decided to leave those
out for you in case Richard stops by...

142
00:09:37,181 --> 00:09:40,444
...and you want to engage in a little
light bondage and mustache play.

143
00:09:42,537 --> 00:09:45,194
What? These aren't mine.

144
00:09:45,194 --> 00:09:46,302
Oh, yeah, right!

145
00:09:46,302 --> 00:09:48,691
Good luck getting another scarf dance
from me.

146
00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,823
That would be a terrible punishment.

147
00:09:54,856 --> 00:09:56,667
But I'm serious,
I've never seen these before.

148
00:09:57,065 --> 00:09:59,731
Really? Then what are they doing
in our guest room?

149
00:10:00,553 --> 00:10:02,013
Rachel used to live in that room.

150
00:10:02,739 --> 00:10:04,809
Rachel. With handcuffs.

151
00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:07,327
Interesting.

152
00:10:08,596 --> 00:10:09,735
Joey's bare ass.

153
00:10:14,134 --> 00:10:15,337
Well played.

154
00:10:21,743 --> 00:10:24,045
- I love you, Phoebe.
- I love you too.

155
00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:28,704
Please...

156
00:10:28,704 --> 00:10:29,966
Please don't--

157
00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:32,718
Don't turn into, you know,
a French bitch.

158
00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:35,685
I won't.

159
00:10:37,976 --> 00:10:40,619
All right. Well, if I'm gonna do this,
I better keep going.

160
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,211
- Okay.
- Okay.

161
00:10:42,716 --> 00:10:43,991
- Monica?
- Yeah?

162
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,136
- Will you come with me for a minute?
- Sure.

163
00:10:48,455 --> 00:10:50,885
- Are you wearing waterproof mascara?
- No.

164
00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:52,375
Oh, you're so screwed.

165
00:10:58,673 --> 00:10:59,494
Hey.

166
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,271
What was that all about?

167
00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:04,450
She's gonna say goodbye
to each of us individually.

168
00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:07,699
Are you kidding? Oh, my God.

169
00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:10,715
Yeah, I know.
It's gonna be even worse for you. God.

170
00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:14,128
Well, just get ready
to do some serious crying.

171
00:11:15,314 --> 00:11:16,711
Man, I'm not gonna be able
to handle this.

172
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:21,849
Now I know how my students feel
at the end of each year.

173
00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:27,479
And why they act out
by giving me such bad evaluations.

174
00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:33,965
Mon. Okay.

175
00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:37,748
I better just say what it is
I'm gonna say.

176
00:11:42,408 --> 00:11:46,307
None of the amazing things that have
happened to me in the last 10 years...

177
00:11:46,798 --> 00:11:48,987
...would have happened
if it wasn't for you.

178
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,075
No one has been more like a sister
to me.

179
00:11:56,691 --> 00:11:57,915
I know what you mean.

180
00:11:58,936 --> 00:12:00,481
You're like a sister to me too.

181
00:12:05,777 --> 00:12:08,953
I don't know what I'm going to do
without you.

182
00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:13,568
You're the greatest friend I ever had.

183
00:12:14,889 --> 00:12:16,205
--seeing you every day.

184
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:20,630
What?

185
00:12:22,285 --> 00:12:24,825
I-- I-- I--

186
00:12:25,194 --> 00:12:27,259
--see you every day!

187
00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:30,045
That is so sweet!

188
00:12:37,429 --> 00:12:39,369
Oh, no, she took down Monica.

189
00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:43,171
And I'm the crier in the family.

190
00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:47,309
Oh, God, I could be next.

191
00:12:47,661 --> 00:12:50,355
Maybe she won't talk to me if it
looks like we're deep in conversation.

192
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:53,624
Oh, so that thing you said
about the thing...

193
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,895
...it really made me think
about that other thing.

194
00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:58,990
- Rach?
- Oh, it's okay, Chandler's talking to her.

195
00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:01,205
I really made you think
about that thing, huh?

196
00:13:06,138 --> 00:13:09,043
Rach, I think I have something
that belongs to you.

197
00:13:14,131 --> 00:13:18,325
I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh
at your weird jokes that I don't get.

198
00:13:20,914 --> 00:13:24,439
No, no, they're really yours.
We found them in your old room.

199
00:13:24,903 --> 00:13:27,643
These aren't mine.
Maybe Monica used to use them with--

200
00:13:27,052 --> 00:13:28,824
Don't say Richard.

201
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:33,738
Well, if they're not Monica's and
they're not yours, then whose are they?

202
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,506
I think you're forgetting the kinkiest
former resident of that room.

203
00:13:38,676 --> 00:13:39,958
- Pheebs!
- Yeah!

204
00:13:42,819 --> 00:13:44,667
I think these are yours.

205
00:13:45,747 --> 00:13:49,722
These are not mine.
Look how flimsy they are. Come on.

206
00:13:52,229 --> 00:13:55,341
My God, you try to hang a guy
from a water pipe with these...

207
00:13:55,341 --> 00:13:57,252
...they'll snap like a piece of licorice.

208
00:13:59,529 --> 00:14:01,259
- Can I talk to you alone for a minute?
- Sure.

209
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:08,188
You don't really handcuff guys
to water pipes do you?

210
00:14:09,502 --> 00:14:11,373
Where do you think Mike really is?

211
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,374
Oh, honey...

212
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,180
Let me just saying something
because once we get into this...

213
00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:28,392
...I'm gonna get all uncomfortable
and probably make some stupid joke.

214
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,257
I just want to say that I--
I love you.

215
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,894
And I'm gonna miss you.

216
00:14:39,683 --> 00:14:41,508
And I'm so sad that you're leaving.

217
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,458
Oh, you know what?

218
00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:49,843
Let's not say anything else.

219
00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:51,869
I love you.

220
00:14:54,786 --> 00:14:55,993
Not so tight.

221
00:14:59,919 --> 00:15:01,607
- I'm sorry, give me one more chance.
- Okay.

222
00:15:01,607 --> 00:15:02,724
Okay.

223
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:08,674
I'm sorry. Just go. Just go.
I can't. I can't.

224
00:15:15,487 --> 00:15:18,157
- So I guess you're next. You ready?
- I don't think so.

225
00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:21,574
Oh, you're definitely not.
I haven't cried like that in years.

226
00:15:22,092 --> 00:15:24,276
You cried yesterday
at the 6:00 news.

227
00:15:24,826 --> 00:15:27,302
That old woman was being scammed
by her mechanic.

228
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,746
God, I can't believe
she saved me for last.

229
00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:34,170
Why are they taking so long?

230
00:15:34,572 --> 00:15:38,115
I don't know. But, God, Joey seems
to be handling it surprisingly well.

231
00:15:42,488 --> 00:15:44,265
- No!
- No! Joey!

232
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,210
Okay, here we go.

233
00:15:55,731 --> 00:16:00,094
- Well...
- Yeah.

234
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I think I'm gonna take off.

235
00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:11,091
It's such a big day tomorrow

236
00:16:13,114 --> 00:16:15,948
Rach,aren't you forgetting something?

237
00:16:17,981 --> 00:16:22,072
-Oh right,of course
-Yeah

238
00:16:22,779 --> 00:16:25,673
I forgot to write your mom birthday card
could you just do that for me?

239
00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:30,536
-Sure
-Thank you

240
00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:34,554
Oh, you guys, this was an amazing
night. Thank you so much.

241
00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:36,126
I love you.

242
00:16:36,126 --> 00:16:37,715
Good night.

243
00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,310
What?!

244
00:16:47,838 --> 00:16:49,245
I don't get a goodbye?

245
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,395
Lucky bastard.

246
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:01,666
Unbelievable.
She says goodbye to everyone but me!

247
00:17:02,327 --> 00:17:04,985
Well, maybe she thought that
with all of your history, it could be...

248
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,789
- ...you know, implicit.
- Well, it needs to be "plicit."

249
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:14,160
You know maybe she was just really
spent from our talk

250
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,422
It's pretty intense

251
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,431
Yeah,mine too

252
00:17:16,431 --> 00:17:18,226
-Mine was a humding..
-Okay

253
00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:22,379
All right, let's think about this.
I mean, there's gotta be an explanation.

254
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:26,799
- Did you do anything to make her mad?
- No, I don't think so.

255
00:17:27,484 --> 00:17:31,698
You didnt,say borror her "Girls gone wild"
video and never return it?

256
00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:34,539
Really?now?

257
00:17:36,204 --> 00:17:37,807
I mean,don't I deserve anything?

258
00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:41,570
I mean,a few tears,coursory hug

259
00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:45,326
Not from you!

260
00:17:47,449 --> 00:17:49,991
Ross,if you're this upset you should
go and talk to her

261
00:17:50,385 --> 00:17:52,825
And say what?
You owe me a goodbye?

262
00:17:53,086 --> 00:17:56,022
- I mean, he's got more pride than that.
- The hell I do!

263
00:17:59,936 --> 00:18:02,913
- I don't get a goodbye?
- What?

264
00:18:02,913 --> 00:18:06,589
Everyone gets a goodbye but me?
What do I gotta do to get a goodbye?

265
00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:10,405
Be best friends with you?
Go out with you?

266
00:18:10,774 --> 00:18:12,116
Have a baby with you?

267
00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:14,095
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute!
I did all those things!

268
00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:17,694
- Ross--
- Or maybe I'm just not giving you...

269
00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:22,477
...enough credit. I mean, it is difficult
to say goodbye to five people.

270
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,327
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye, g--

271
00:18:25,327 --> 00:18:27,760
It's physically impossible!

272
00:18:31,362 --> 00:18:33,126
You know what?
After all we've been through...

273
00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:36,843
...I can't believe this is how
you want to leave things between us.

274
00:18:37,393 --> 00:18:39,064
Have a good time in Paris.

275
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:50,000
Rach I know this may not be the best time,but
Joey is going over the balcony again

276
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,554
Could you please just talk to'em?

277
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,170
- I hope Ross isn't too upset.
- I'm sure he's not more bummed out...

278
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:02,980
- ...than I am.
- Tell me about it.

279
00:19:03,466 --> 00:19:05,202
Well, you can't say
we don't know how to throw a party.

280
00:19:07,529 --> 00:19:08,709
I think I'm gonna head out.

281
00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:13,043
- Where do you think you're going?
- I thought I was going home to bed...

282
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:16,566
...but I'm sensing there's something
less fun for me to do here.

283
00:19:18,877 --> 00:19:21,018
We're moving,
and we got a lot of packing to do.

284
00:19:21,487 --> 00:19:25,096
- It'd be great if you guys could pitch in.
- Joey and I can finish up the guest room.

285
00:19:25,486 --> 00:19:26,743
Yeah, good idea.

286
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,111
Oh, no. You and Phoebe
are gonna help me in here.

287
00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:33,764
You couldn't be cool.

288
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,670
We're gonna start in the kitchen.

289
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:40,305
Plates get put into plate protectors
and stacked 10 to a box.

290
00:19:40,836 --> 00:19:44,810
The silverware gets bundled in rubber
bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?

291
00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:47,124
- Yeah.
- Good. I need you to be careful...

292
00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:49,567
...and efficient. And remember,
if I'm harsh with you...

293
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,800
...it is only because
you're doing it wrong.

294
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:57,664
Hey, Mon, I think I figured out
whose handcuffs they are.

295
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,476
- You did? How?
- Well, I was cleaning out the closet...

296
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:01,977
...and I found some pictures of them...

297
00:20:01,977 --> 00:20:06,233
- ...being used.
- Oh, my God, let me see.

298
00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:10,421
Who's that dirty old lady?

299
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,317
Monica's grandmother.

300
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:17,751
Oh, my God.
Nana liked it rough!

301
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,767
- Hi.
- Hey.

302
00:20:22,543 --> 00:20:23,524
Whay are you guys looking at?

303
00:20:23,524 --> 00:20:27,670
Oh just  normal picture of a regular family
not having sex

304
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:30,654
- Oh, here, have a seat.
- Yeah.

305
00:20:30,954 --> 00:20:32,828
- How was your night?
- Oh, it was okay.

306
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,209
I went to a movie with my cousin
then out for dinner.

307
00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,003
We went to this place that had--

308
00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:47,021
Anyway, they had these
really amazing cheeseburgers.

309
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:53,372
- Erica, are you okay?
- Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.

310
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:57,451
I keep getting these stomachaches.
They come and go every few minutes.

311
00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:03,271
- Oh, my God.
- Relax, we'll just get her some antacids.

312
00:21:05,007 --> 00:21:07,362
She doesn't have a stomachache!
She's in labor!

313
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,920
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah, you gotta get to the hospital!

314
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:14,088
Chandler, get the coats! Erica, let's go!
Phoebe and Joey, keep packing!

315
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,606
Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby.

316
00:21:17,997 --> 00:21:19,058
We're gonna have a baby!

317
00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:21,318
Oh, my God,
we're gonna have a baby!

318
00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:24,113
Oh, God, I've gotta sit down!
I've gotta sit down!

319
00:21:27,089 --> 00:21:29,903
- Honey, it's gonna be okay.
- You can do this. Just breathe.

320
00:21:31,045 --> 00:21:32,574
Okay. Okay.

321
00:21:32,915 --> 00:21:34,988
Okay, I feel a little better.

322
00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:37,543
Are you sure?

323
00:21:38,812 --> 00:21:41,859
- Yes, I'm sure. Oh, honey, let's go.
- Okay.

324
00:21:42,711 --> 00:21:43,972
- Come on, let's go.
- Okay, bye, everyone!

325
00:21:44,271 --> 00:21:46,213
- We're having a baby!
- Good luck!

326
00:21:46,446 --> 00:21:47,728
- Chandler, wait, wait, wait!
- What?

327
00:21:47,728 --> 00:21:50,610
If you get a second, find out
where she got that cheeseburger.

328
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:05,250
Dear Judy,happy birthday,love rach..
No,you know I'm not doing this

329
00:22:08,323 --> 00:22:11,780
You think I didn't say goodbye
to you because I don't care?

330
00:22:12,153 --> 00:22:13,127
That's what it seemed like.

331
00:22:13,439 --> 00:22:18,065
I cannot believe that after 10 years
you do not know one thing about me!

332
00:22:18,494 --> 00:22:22,790
- Then why didn't you say something?
- Because it is too damn hard, Ross!

333
00:22:24,091 --> 00:22:27,908
I can't even begin to explain to you
how much I am gonna miss you.

334
00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:33,025
When I think about not seeing you
every day, it makes me not want to go.

335
00:22:34,797 --> 00:22:37,591
Okay? So if you think that
I didn't say goodbye to you...

336
00:22:37,591 --> 00:22:40,855
...because you don't mean as much
to me as everybody else, you're wrong.

337
00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:43,062
It's because you mean more to me.

338
00:22:44,635 --> 00:22:46,422
So there, all right?
There's your goodbye!

339
00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:48,424
- Rach!
- What?

340
00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:50,631
- You keep-- You can't--
- What?

341
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,172
- A little more.
- Okay.

342
00:23:15,536 --> 00:23:17,116
- A little more. A little more.
- All right.

343
00:23:18,169 --> 00:23:20,404
Little more.

344
00:23:23,807 --> 00:23:26,115
- All right. All right, let's do this.
- All right, ready?

345
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,803
Yep. Now give me your best shot.

346
00:23:29,665 --> 00:23:30,768
All right. Here goes.

347
00:23:36,658 --> 00:23:38,490
Doesn't work.