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[ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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[GUYS CHATTERING THEN GROANING]

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Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too.

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You know, instead of watching football,
you could help.

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[IN UNISON]
We know.

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Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows
in concentric circles.

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No, you want to put them
in concentric circles.

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I want to do this.

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Every year.

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ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
To the 10, to the 5. Touchdown, Giants!

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You know, for once, I am gonna try
to watch one of these things.

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Halftime.

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Who wants to, uh, throw the ball around?
Get a little 3-on-3 going?

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- Oh, that would be so much fun!
- Can I play too?

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I've never played football, ever.

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Great! You can cover Chandler.

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I don't... I don't really want to play.

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You never do anything
since you and Janice broke up.

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Not true.

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I wanted to wear my bathrobe
and eat peanut clusters all day.

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And start drinking in the morning.
Don't say I don't have goals!

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You have to start getting
over her, all right?

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If you play, maybe it'll
take your mind off Janice.

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If you don't, everyone will be mad at
you because the teams won't be even.

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All right, I'll play.

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- Yay!
- Yay! Let's do it! Ross?

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- What?
RACHEL: Wanna play football?

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Um...

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Monica and I aren't supposed
to play football.

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Says who? Your mom? Ha-ha-ha.

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[IN UNISON]
Yes.

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Ahem. Every Thanksgiving, um,
we used to have a touch football game...

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...called The Geller Bowl.

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No, no, no. You say that proudly!

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Anyway, Ross and I
were always captains, and, um...

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It got kind of competitive.
And one year, Geller Bowl VI...

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...I accidentally broke Ross' nose.

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It was so not an accident.

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She saw I was about to tag her,
so she threw...

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...her big fat grandma-arm
elbow in my face...

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...and just kept running.

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To score the winning touchdown,
by the way.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Heh.

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Uh, you did not win the game.
The touchdown didn't count...

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...because of the spectacularly illegal,
and savage, nose-breaking.

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I won the game.

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Yeah? Then how come you
didn't get the Geller Cup?

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Ahem, there was a Geller Cup?

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Yes, the trophy you got
if you won the game.

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But Dad said nobody won,
and he was sick of our fighting.

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So he took the trophy...

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...threw it in the lake.

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And was the curse lifted?

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Anyway...

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...Mom said we weren't
allowed to play football again.

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You know what?
I think we should play a game.

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I mean, come on. It's been 12 years.

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Can I see you for a second?

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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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Wuss!

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All right, we're gonna play.

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Wait. How we gonna get there?
My mom won't let me cross the street.

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JOEY:
Here you go.

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All right.

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- Let's bring it in.
RACHEL: Wait.

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Honey, throw it to me!

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- Here you go.
- Aah!

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That almost hit me in the face!

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We have to pick captains.

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And then "Tennilles."

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So how do we decide that?

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- Why don't we just bunny up?
ALL: What?

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- Bunny!
- Bunny!

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Looks like Ross and I are captains.

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Okay, so, um, I bunnied first,
so I get to pick first. Joey.

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- Thank you.
- Monica.

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I'm your best friend.

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Sweetie, don't worry, you'll get picked.

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Chandler.

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- Ross?
- Phoebe.

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Sweetie, now I pick you.

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You don't pick me.
You're stuck with me!

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Okay. All right. So let's see.

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Let's play from the, uh,
trash can to the light post, right?

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Two-hand touch. We'll kick off.

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People, listen.
I've got 28 minutes...

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...before I have to baste again.

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Wow, just like in the pros.

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- Okay, huddle up! Whoo!
- Woo-hoo.

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- Huddle up over here!
MONICA: Wait for me! Wait for me!

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Oh, cool! My first huddle.

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- Okay.
- Ha, ha. Okay.

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So what do you guys really think
of Chandler?

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- You know what you're doing, right?
- Yeah.

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Okay. Joey will catch it. We'll block.

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What's "block"?

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- I thought you knew what you were doing.
- I thought you meant in life!

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Break!

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The ball is Janice.
The ball is Janice.

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[BOTH GRUNT]

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Ow! Son of a...! Ow!

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- Come on!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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You know what?
We're just gonna throw it.

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JOEY:
I got it!

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MONICA:
Go, go, go!

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[CHEERING]

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Score! Seven to nothing!

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Honey, you okay?

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Come on, let's go.

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Whoo. Losers walk.

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Yeah? Losers talk.

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No, no, actually, losers rhyme.

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Forty-three...

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...74...

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- You wanna go shotgun?
- Yeah.

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Hike.

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JOEY: One Mississippi...
RACHEL: Over here! Over here! Unh.

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Ha! I almost caught that one!

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Great. Now the score's
seven to almost seven.

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Okay, on this play, I want you to do
a down-and-out to the right, okay?

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- Break!
- Wait. What am I gonna do?

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You?

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You go long.

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How long?

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Until we start to look very small.

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- Okay. Break!
- Break!

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JOEY: Set, hike!
ROSS: One Mississippi...

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Switch! Switch! Switch!

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CHANDLER:
No, no, no, no!

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Huhh...

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Hey. Thanks for stopping our ball.

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You are playing American football?

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Yeah.

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Wow, you're, like,
from a whole other country!

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- I'm Dutch.
- Hi, I'm Joey.

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I am Margha.

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- Sorry, Dutch, I didn't get that last little bit.
- Ha-ha-ha.

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You wanna play football or...?
Hi, I'm Chandler.

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Hello, Chandler.

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Her name is Dutch and also "Margham."

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- Margha.
- Margha.

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Margha.

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Mahan.

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Come on, guys! Let's go!
Second down!

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- Uh, hello? It's third down.
- No, it's not. It's second.

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- Wow.
- "Wow" what?

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It just amazes me that you're
still pulling stuff like this. Heh.

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- Pulling what? It's second down.
- Okay, it's second down.

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Take all the second downs you need.

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- I heard that.
- Well, I said it loud.

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It is okay if I stay and watch?

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- Just sit right there.
- Yeah, why don't you stick around?

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- That went well.
- I think so.

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I was thinking about, uh,
asking her for her number.

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Thanks, man, but it makes a stronger
statement if I ask for it myself.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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I was thinking about for me, as part
of that getting-over-Janice thing.

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Oh, yeah. That.

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If it means that much,
I'll let you have her.

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Thanks.

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Wh...? "Let me have her"?

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You mean if you didn't,
I wouldn't have a shot?

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I don't like to say it out loud...

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...but yeah!

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We all have our strengths.
You're better with numbers and stuff.

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Math? You're giving me math?

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All right, you know what?
Forget about it.

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You go for the girl.
We'll see who gets her.

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I want you to run a post-pattern
to the left. And, sweetie...

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Yeah, I know. Go long.

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All I'm doing is running
back and forth from the huddle.

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Well, uh, you wanna just stay out there?

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- Can I see that for a second?
- Yeah.

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- Okay.
- Okay, let's go.

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JOEY: I got Chandler
- Hike!

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One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi.

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JOEY:
Fumble!

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[ALL SHOUTING]

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What's the matter with you?
This is my favorite jersey.

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Well, now you have two.

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Hey, I am good at math!

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That's it.
I was still gonna let you have her.

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But now,
prepare to feel bad about yourself.

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I've been preparing for that
my entire life!

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Or something about you that's mean!

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Come on, guys. Let's go.

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Tie score.
We're running out of time.

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Forty-two, 38, hike!

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[RINGING]

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I got it! Ooh! Ugh!

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Broken boobs! Ow.

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JOEY: Pheebs, run!
MONICA: Run, Phoebe! Run!

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- God! Touchdown! Touchdown!
JOEY: Yes! Touchdown! Hey, oh!

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No, no, no.

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Uh, the buzzer buzzed.
It doesn't count.

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- After the snap.
- Before the snap.

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- After.
- Before.

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- Does it really matter?
ALL: Yes!

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But I made a touchdown.
It was my first touchdown.

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Pheebs, that's great. Doesn't count.

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- Does so count.
- Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.

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[ALL GASP]

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Oh, my God!

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That's fine. Maybe you haven't
grown up, but I have.

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- Oh, okay.
- Dead leg!

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Ugh, oh! Oh.

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Okay, fine. You want to win
by cheating, go ahead.

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The touchdown does count. You win.

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- Whoo! Yay!
- No!

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I won't do this again. I wanna
beat you when you can't blame it...

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...on the broken nose or the buzzer
or the fact that you might have mono.

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Let's just call this tie score
and it's halftime.

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First, I don't play with cheaters.

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Second of all,
you know I had swollen glands!

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You know what? I think you'll play.

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Oh, really? Why's that?

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MONICA:
Because the winner gets this.

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The Geller Cup!

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Is everybody else seeing
a troll doll nailed to a two-by-four?

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ALL:
Mm-hm.

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Okay, good.

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Okay, where the hell did you get that?

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When you went to the hospital
for your nose...

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...I swam into the lake
and fished it out.

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That cup is mine!

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No, it's not. You want it,
you're gonna have to win it.

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So are we not having dinner at all?

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Come on, let's go.
It's time to get serious. Huddle up.

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Keep your head in the game.

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It's hard, you know?
His huddle's close to the Dutch girl.

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If I take Chandler out of the running,
will you be able to focus?

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- What are you gonna do?
- Just make sure he catches the ball.

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I'll do the rest.

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ROSS: Come on, you wuss!
RACHEL: Okay, come on.

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ROSS: Go, Cha... Chandler.
- I got it!

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ROSS:
Come on! This way! Come on!

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RACHEL: Look out!
- Oof!

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Whoa, whoa.

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Tackled by a girl!
Bet you don't see that every day.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's with the tackling?

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What?

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I just touched him and he went over.

244
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,751
Okay. You wanna play rough?
We can play rough.

245
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,879
BOXING ANNOUNCER:
Let's get ready to rumble!

246
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,847
[GRUNTING]

247
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,146
Aah!

248
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,736
[YELLING]

249
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,921
MONICA: Go, go, go!
ROSS: Get her! Get her!

250
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,635
I love this game!

251
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,889
Where'd you get that?

252
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,600
I went really long.

253
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,812
Forty-two to 21.

254
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,439
Like the turkey, Ross is done!

255
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,278
You got to pick first,
so you got the better team.

256
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,447
Pathetic! Why can't you
just accept that we're winning...

257
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,949
...because I'm better than you?

258
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,995
- Pfft!
- Oh, what a great argument. Exhaling!

259
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,497
All right, I'll prove it to you. Okay?

260
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,585
I'll trade you Joey for Rachel
and I'll still win the game.

261
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,129
What? The guys against the girls?

262
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,841
That's ridiculous because
I'm only down by three touchdowns.

263
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,759
Oh, then bring it on!

264
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:50,221
Unless you're afraid you might lose
to a bunch of girls.

265
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,931
[LAUGHS]

266
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,810
Fine. Rachel, you're with Monica.
Joey, you're with me.

267
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,146
I can not believe you're trading me.

268
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,482
Let's see what it's like
to be on a winning team for a change.

269
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,318
You're gonna let me play?

270
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,278
All right, then!

271
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,906
The game is over? We eat now?

272
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,991
No, the game's not over.
We're switching teams.

273
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:14,537
Chandler finds me so intimidating that
it's better if we're on the same team.

274
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,789
ROSS:
Okay, let's play. Let's go.

275
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,374
Oh, uh, hold on a second.

276
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,085
Ahem.
Where do Dutch people come from?

277
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,511
Uh, well, the, uh...

278
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,932
...Pennsylvania Dutch
come from Pennsylvania.

279
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,517
And the, uh, other Dutch people?

280
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,479
They come from somewhere near
the Netherlands, right?

281
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,522
Nice try.

282
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,942
The Netherlands
is this make-believe place...

283
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,111
...where Peter Pan
and Tinker Bell come from.

284
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,864
Oh, my.

285
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,701
Enough "geography for the insane."
Let's play ball.

286
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,245
No. No, I'm not playing with this guy.

287
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,998
- Oh, fine with me.
- I've had enough of this.

288
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:03,086
Let's just cut to the chase.
Heidi, which of my boys do you like?

289
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,088
JOEY:
What are you doing?

290
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,881
CHANDLER: What are you doing?
- Shh, shh.

291
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,093
Which do I like?

292
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:14,013
Yeah, for dating, general merriment,
taking back to your windmill?

293
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,266
Well, if I had to choose right now...

294
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,144
...which, by the way,
I find really weird...

295
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,648
...I would have to say Chandler.

296
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,400
Yes!

297
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:29,570
Wait a minute.
She didn't understand the question.

298
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,949
Why don't you have Captain Hook
explain it to her?

299
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,369
I'm sorry. That is my truth.

300
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,123
You hear that? That is her truth,
Mr. "I'll Let You Have Her"!

301
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,084
I win! You suck! I rule all!

302
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,878
Mini-wave in celebration of me!

303
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,881
Woo-hoo!

304
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:55,013
I am now thinking I would like
to change my answer to "no one."

305
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,764
What?

306
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,851
I now find you shallow, and, um...

307
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,769
...a dork.

308
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,855
Bye-bye.

309
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,857
Heh. Nice going.

310
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,693
You just saved yourself
a couple months of sex.

311
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,904
It doesn't matter,
because she picked me.

312
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,157
From now on, I get the dates...

313
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,952
...and you stay home on Saturday nights
watching Ready, Set, Cook!

314
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,372
Save the breakthroughs for therapy.
The clock is ticking.

315
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,250
We have no time,
and we are losing to girls.

316
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,044
We're not gonna lose to girls.

317
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,795
It's 42-21!

318
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:31,424
This sucks! I was just up by that much!

319
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,928
Are we playing football or what?
Come on, you hairy-backed Marys!

320
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,850
We have to do this.
We're playing for women everywhere.

321
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,561
Think about every lousy date
you ever had.

322
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,773
Every guy who kept one eye
on the TV while you were making out.

323
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:50,193
Oh, my God. You dated someone
with a glass eye too?

324
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,990
Come on, okay? This is for
all womankind. Let's kill them!

325
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,867
Yeah! Kill them!

326
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,412
All right, I want to kill them too.

327
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,247
But they're boys.

328
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,375
You know, how are we gonna
beat three boys?

329
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,574
A minute and a half left,
and we're down by two points.

330
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,951
Two points, ladies.

331
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,869
[MAKING HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]

332
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,376
Phoebe, you do a buttonhook again.

333
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,919
Rachel, you go long.

334
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,840
No, don't make me go long.
Use me. They never cover me.

335
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,758
Honey, there's a reason.

336
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,762
I'm not lame, okay?
I can do something.

337
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,515
Would you let me throw?
This is my game too.

338
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,392
Let her throw the ball.

339
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,271
Sweep behind, I'll pitch it.
You throw it downfield to Phoebe.

340
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,522
Thank you.

341
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,065
- Break!
- Break!

342
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,900
ROSS:
All right, here we go.

343
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,361
Thirty-two, 71, hike!

344
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,947
CHANDLER: One Mississippi,
two Mississippi, three Mississippi!

345
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,575
[ALL YELLING]

346
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,996
CHANDLER:
Go, go, go!

347
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,123
- Catch it!
- Ow!

348
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,420
- I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay!

349
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,215
They were coming at me,
and I didn't know what to do.

350
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,467
- Thirty seconds left on the timer.
ROSS: Woo-hoo.

351
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:41,762
So we get to take that, uh,
stupid troll thing home.

352
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,891
Come on! Hurry!
We're running out of time.

353
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,767
- Huddle up!
PHOEBE: Okay.

354
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,105
Oh! This is our last huddle!

355
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,942
All right, Phoebe, get open. Rachel...

356
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,612
...go long.
- Okay.

357
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,488
Break!

358
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,413
Ahh! I did it! Touchdown! We did it!

359
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,166
[CHEERING]

360
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:57,463
You know? Funny thing, actually.
The end zone starts at that pole.

361
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,674
So you're five feet short. So...

362
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,551
...ha-ha-ha, we win!
- Whoo!

363
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,304
Yes, yes, yes!

364
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,515
Wait, explain something, though.

365
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:12,019
If nobody tagged Rachel,
then isn't the play still going?

366
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,982
[ALL GRUNTING]

367
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,735
JOEY: Let me in! Let me in!
ROSS: No way! Let go!

368
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,863
Let go? I'm a tiny little woman!

369
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,324
Guys, come on, it's Thanksgiving!

370
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,868
It's not important who wins or loses.

371
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,997
The important thing
is the Dutch girl picked me!

372
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,169
Me, not you! Holland loves Chandler!
Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!

373
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,717
Ow!

374
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,971
We should play football
more often.

375
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,640
Maybe there's a league
we could join.

376
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,935
Isn't there a "national football league"?

377
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,605
Yes, there is. They play on
Sundays and Monday nights.

378
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,400
Oh, shoot! I work Monday nights.

379
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,901
Aww.

380
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:05,948
This stuffing is amazing.
Do you think we should bring them some?

381
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,200
When they're hungry, they'll come in.

382
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,245
MONICA: Let go!
ROSS: No, you let go!

383
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:16,250
How come it's always us
left holding the ball?

384
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:20,254
I don't know. I guess the other
people just don't care enough.

385
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,632
[CHURCH BELLS RINGING]

386
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,804
Hey, it's starting to snow.

387
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,228
- Give it to me! Let go!
- Let it go! Come on, let go!

388
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,820
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