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Hey.

2
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Six dollars, please.

3
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Six? I just had it for one night. It's 3.

4
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Eight o'clock is the cutoff.
And, oh, it's 8:02.

5
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You know, in a weird way,
you have too much power.

6
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Look, you're gonna have to help me
out here because I only have 3.

7
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I can help with that.

8
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Oh, my God. Richard?

9
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- Hi.
- Hi.

10
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Wow. Your lip went bald.

11
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[CHUCKLES]

12
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Thanks.

13
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So you look great.

14
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Yeah, right. Ha, ha.

15
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No, you do. You...

16
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- You just... You...
- What?

17
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You got panties stuck to your leg.

18
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Ahem, that's because I was just grabbing
some things out of the dryer...

19
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...and static cling. Ha, ha.

20
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Or maybe it's just because God knew
I'd be running into you...

21
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...and saw an opportunity.

22
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It's good to see you.

23
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It's good to see you too.

24
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[MONICA GROANS]

25
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- See that guy? He's in "Classics" now...
- Who?

26
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...but you know as soon as we leave,
he's going straight to the porn.

27
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He's gonna go up to the counter
with Citizen Kane...

28
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...Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy.
- Ha, ha.

29
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[SIGHS]

30
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This is nice.

31
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- Ha, ha. Yeah.
- I miss this.

32
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Me too.

33
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So you wanna get a hamburger
or something?

34
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Aw, um, I don't know if that's a good idea.

35
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No. Just friends. I won't grope you.
I promise.

36
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Yeah, I think it's too soon.

37
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No, it's not too soon. I had lunch at 11.

38
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Yeah, baby.

39
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- What are you doing?
- Making chocolate milk. You want some?

40
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No, thanks. I'm 29.

41
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Oh, my God. I gotta go to work.

42
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What time do you think
you're gonna get off tonight?

43
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I don't know, honey.
It could be really late.

44
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Oh, come on. Not again.

45
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Oh, I know. I'm sorry.
Listen, I'll make a deal with you, okay?

46
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- Mm.
- Every night that you're asleep...

47
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...before I get home from work...
- Yeah.

48
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...I will wake you up in a way
that has proved very popular in the past.

49
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Well, now, if you need to stay late,
I want to be supportive of that.

50
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RACHEL:
Thank you.

51
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- Hi.
ROSS: Hey, Pheebs.

52
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- Hi.
JOEY: Hey.

53
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Look at you.
Since when do you Rollerblade?

54
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Oh. Since tomorrow.

55
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I met this really cute guy in the park.

56
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And he, like, you know, jogs and blades
and swims, and so we made a deal.

57
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He's gonna teach me how
to do all sorts ofjock stuff.

58
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- And what are you gonna do for him?
- I'm gonna let him.

59
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- Okay.
- Cool.

60
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- Morning.
ALL: Hey.

61
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- Somebody got in late last night.
PHOEBE: Ahem.

62
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Yeah, well, I ran into Richard.

63
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[GASPS]

64
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- When did this happen?
- Oh, um, around 8:02.

65
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And we, uh, talked for a little while...

66
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...and then, um, we went out
for an innocent burger.

67
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Oh, there's no such thing
as an innocent burger.

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ROSS: Are you gonna see him again?
- Tomorrow night.

69
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Monica, what are you doing?

70
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Well, she spent the last six months
getting over him...

71
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...and now she's celebrating that
by going on a date with him.

72
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It's not a date, okay?

73
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I'm just gonna teach him how to make
a lasagna for some potluck dinner he has.

74
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Well, you might want to make a little extra
because, you know...

75
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...you'll probably be hungry after the sex.
ROSS: Mm.

76
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We're not gonna have sex.

77
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Okay? Nothing's changed here.

78
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He still doesn't want children,
and I still do.

79
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So that's why we're gonna
just be friends.

80
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Naked friends.

81
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

82
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- Hey. Do you have any ice?
- Hey.

83
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Check the freezer.

84
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If there's none in there,
we're probably out.

85
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Are you just getting home from work?
It's late.

86
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Yeah, I know.
I had the greatest day, though.

87
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I got to sit in on a meeting
with the reps from Calvin Klein.

88
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I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie,
she ordered a ton of it.

89
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How was your day?

90
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I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth
using just my tongue.

91
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RACHEL:
Hmm.

92
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Um...

93
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Why do you have a copy of The Shining
in your freezer?

94
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Oh. I was reading it last night
and I got scared, so...

95
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But, uh, you're safe from it
if it's in the freezer?

96
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Well, safer.

97
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I never start reading The Shining...

98
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...without making sure
we got plenty of room in the freezer.

99
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- You know?
- Ha, ha.

100
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How often do you read it?

101
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Haven't you ever read the same book
over and over again?

102
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Well, um, I guess I read Little Women
more than once.

103
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But that's a classic.
What's so great about The Shining?

104
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The question should be, Rach,
"What is not so great about The Shining?"

105
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Okay? And the answer would be, "Nothing."
All right?

106
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This is, like, the scariest book ever.

107
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I bet it's way better
than that classic of yours.

108
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- Ha, ha.
- Okay.

109
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Uh, well, we'll just see about that, okay?

110
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I will read The Shining,
and you will read Little Women.

111
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- All right, you got it.
- All right?

112
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- Okay.
- Okay.

113
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- Uh, now, Rach, these little women...
- Yeah.

114
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How little are they?

115
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I mean, are they, like, scary little?

116
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- Um, Chandler, Ross? This is Robert.
CHANDLER & ROSS: Oh, hey.

117
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- Hi.
- You have lipstick right here.

118
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- Oh.
- Huh. That's okay, it's mine.

119
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We just kissed.

120
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So isn't it a bit cold out for shorts?

121
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Well, I'm from California.

122
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Right, right. Sometimes you guys
just burst into flame.

123
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I'm up. Ahem. I'm up. I've gotten up now.

124
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Anybody, uh, want anything?

125
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- I'll have coffee.
- Yeah, me too.

126
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ROSS: Yeah, make that three.
- Okay. Ross, why don't you come with me?

127
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Okay. Ha, ha.

128
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What is the matter with you?
What's going on?

129
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Robert's coming out.

130
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What do you mean? What, is he gay?

131
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No, he...

132
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He's coming out of his shorts.

133
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What?

134
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The man is showing brain.

135
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Are you sure? Hold on.

136
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Ahem. I'm sorry, you guys.
That was a coffee and a...

137
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ROBERT: Coffee. We could write it down.
- Okay.

138
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No, no. That won't be, uh...
Won't be necessary.

139
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[CHUCKLES]

140
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- Well?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

141
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What do we do? What do we do?

142
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Well, I suppose we just
try to not look directly at it.

143
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Like an eclipse.

144
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When people compliment me
on my cooking tonight, what do I say?

145
00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,779
Well, you say, "Thank you very much."
And then you buy me something pretty.

146
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Come on, we're gonna
put our hands in this bowl...

147
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...and we're gonna start
squishing the tomatoes.

148
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Ooh, this feels very weird.

149
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Heh. You touch people's eyeballs every day
and this feels weird?

150
00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:25,253
Yeah, well, sure, I touch them.

151
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But I spent years
learning not to squish them.

152
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That's my hand.

153
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Oh.

154
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- Okay.
- Gotta keep squishing.

155
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The tomatoes are squishing.

156
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- Oh, yeah. Oh.
- Oh.

157
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Oh, gosh. You got some on your shirt.

158
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- Yeah.
- Hold on a second.

159
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Okay, just put a little club soda on it.
Get to it right away.

160
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It should, um, do...

161
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...the trick.

162
00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,256
What?

163
00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,633
Um, you've got some on your pants.

164
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,472
I'll just throw them out.

165
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These little women.

166
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Wow.

167
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You're liking it, huh?

168
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:33,321
Oh, yeah.
Amy just burned Jo's manuscript.

169
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I don't see how
he could ever forgive her.

170
00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:41,871
Um, Jo's a girl.
It's short for Josephine.

171
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But Jo's got a crush on Laurie.

172
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Oh.

173
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You mean it's like a girl-girl thing?

174
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Because that is the one thing missing
from The Shining.

175
00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,849
No, actually, Laurie's a boy.

176
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:05,353
No wonder Rachel had to read this
so many times.

177
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,024
- Hey.
- Hey.

178
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,109
ROSS:
Hey, how'd the, uh, basketball go?

179
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:16,281
Oh, okay. I learned how to shoot a lay-up,
a foul shot, and a 23-pointer.

180
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:17,949
You mean a 3-pointer?

181
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,619
Oh, I get more because I'm dainty.

182
00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:24,706
So, um, is there a phone here
I can check my messages?

183
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:29,044
- Yeah, in the back. Do you want a quarter?
- Oh, no. I always carry one in my sock.

184
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,059
What are you doing?
Get back over on your side of the...

185
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,852
Hello.

186
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,525
- Hi. I'm Joey. We haven't met.
ROBERT: Hi.

187
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,611
- Uh, good to meet you. Robert.
- Okay.

188
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:55,987
[ALL LAUGHING]

189
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,699
What?

190
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:03,703
What? You guys, what is going on?

191
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,664
Do you not like Robert?

192
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,124
Why are you laughing?

193
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,335
Calm down. No reason to get testy.

194
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,878
[BOTH SHOUTING]

195
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:18,677
- You guys. Come on.
- We're sorry.

196
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:24,641
It just seems that Robert isn't
as concealed in the shorts area...

197
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,267
...as, uh, one may have hoped.

198
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,937
How do you mean?

199
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,398
ROBERT: Hey.
- Hey.

200
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:36,861
Uh, Robert? Could you, uh,
pass me those cookies?

201
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,697
Sure.

202
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,156
[GASPS]

203
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,079
MONICA:
So how'd the lasagna go over?

204
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,667
Really? Good.
So you owe me three pretty things.

205
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,130
Yeah. I've been thinking about you too.

206
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,467
Well, no. It's hard, this platonomy thing.

207
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,970
What...? It's a word.

208
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,973
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

209
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:09,561
Yeah. I do think it's better this way.
Yeah, we're being smart.

210
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,771
Yes, I'm sure.

211
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,942
You really sure?

212
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,486
I'll call you back.

213
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,916
So we can be friends
who sleep together.

214
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,462
Absolutely.
This'll just be something we do.

215
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,964
Like racquetball.

216
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,593
Yeah. Sounds smart and healthy to me.

217
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,347
So, um, just out of, uh, curiosity...

218
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:50,810
...um, do you currently have
any other racquetball buddies?

219
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,937
Just your dad.

220
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,276
Although that's actually racquetball.

221
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,113
You know, I do have a blind date...

222
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,366
...with my sister's neighbor
next Tuesday.

223
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,038
Do you want me to cancel it?

224
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,706
No.

225
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,166
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

226
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,084
- No.
- Yeah.

227
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:19,172
Because if you did,
that means you'd be canceling for me.

228
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,051
- And we're just friends.
- Exactly.

229
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,679
Hey.

230
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,723
PHOEBE:
Hey. Oh, don't sit down.

231
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,600
- Ready to go to the batting cage?
- You bet.

232
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,894
And first, here's a gift. Ha, ha.

233
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,939
Oh, wow.

234
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:39,567
- Hey.
- Stretchy pants?

235
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,903
Well, those are the greatest things
in the world.

236
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,614
If I were you, I'd wear them every day,
every day.

237
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,910
Jeez, thank you. Really, that's so nice.

238
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:53,456
But, um, to be honest,
I don't think I can wear these.

239
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,876
They're so tight.
I'd feel like I'm on display.

240
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,129
I'm sorry.

241
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,007
That's all right. I'll figure...

242
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,637
ROBERT: Hey.
- How you doing?

243
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,639
- How's it going?
- Good.

244
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:10,849
- Good.
JOEY: Hey, Rach?

245
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:14,727
- How you doing with The Shining?
- Uh, Danny just went into Room 217.

246
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:18,606
Ooh. The next part's the best.
When that dead lady in the bathtub...

247
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,192
No, no, no. Come on.
You're gonna ruin it.

248
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,736
All right, I'll talk in code.

249
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:27,282
Remember when the kid sees
those two blanks in the hallway?

250
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,868
- Yeah, that's very cool.
JOEY: Yeah.

251
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:34,622
Ooh. All blank and no blank
makes blank a blank-blank, right?

252
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,293
Oh, no, no. No, the end.

253
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,587
When Jack almost kills them all
with that blank...

254
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:43,423
...but then in the last second
they get away. Aw.

255
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,676
Joey, I can't believe you just did that.

256
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,512
I can't believe she cracked your code.

257
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:58,187
All right, okay. Laurie proposes to Jo
and she says no...

258
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:02,650
...even though she's still in love with him.
And then he ends up marrying Amy.

259
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,612
Hey.

260
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,156
Mine was by accident.

261
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,532
All right.

262
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,202
The boiler explodes and destroys
the hotel and kills the dad.

263
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,662
[SCOFFS]

264
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,372
Beth dies.

265
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,707
[GASPS]

266
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,884
Beth...? Beth dies?

267
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,093
Mm-hm.

268
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:33,097
Is that true?
If I keep reading, is Beth gonna die?

269
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,768
No, Beth doesn't die.
She doesn't die. Does she, Rachel?

270
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,228
- What?
- Joey's asking if you've just ruined...

271
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,774
...the first book he's ever loved
that didn't star Jack Nicholson.

272
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,572
No. She doesn't die.

273
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,616
Then why would you say that?

274
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,540
Because I wanted to hurt you.

275
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,962
Oh, there they are. I dropped my keys.

276
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,005
[GASPS]

277
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,341
ROBERT:
Got them.

278
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,389
Hi.

279
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,433
Sorry. I'm sorry.

280
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,727
MONICA:
You would not believe my day.

281
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,815
I had to work two shifts.
And then to top it off...

282
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,111
...I lost one of my fake boobs
in a grill fire.

283
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,991
What are you smiling at?

284
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,451
Sorry, I was just thinking your day
could still pick up.

285
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,084
Hello.

286
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,795
I love this friend thing.

287
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,804
Listen, Robert's gonna be here
any second...

288
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,015
...so could one of you just tell him?

289
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,683
- Oh.
PHOEBE: Please, right now.

290
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,854
No, every time I see him, it's like,
"Is it on the loose? Is it watching me?"

291
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,690
We can't tell him.

292
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,901
You can't go up to a guy you barely know
and talk about his...

293
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,320
...stuff.

294
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:15,324
He's right. Even if it's
to say something complimentary.

295
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,663
- Hey.
ROSS & PHOEBE: Hey.

296
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:21,873
So you ready for the gym?

297
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,084
They've got this new rock-climbing wall.
We can spot each other.

298
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,505
Yeah, I can spot you from here.

299
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,135
What?

300
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,555
Okay. Listen, ahem, Robert...

301
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,684
- Hey, don't we have to?
- Yeah, we got... Yeah. Mm-hm.

302
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,314
Um...

303
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,984
I think you're really, really great.

304
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,488
Oh, God. Here we go again.

305
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:58,201
Why does this keep happening to me?
Is it something I'm putting out there?

306
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:04,082
Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?

307
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,880
I don't know what to say.

308
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:15,802
Hey, buddy? This is a family place.
Put the mouse back in the house.

309
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,859
[DOOR OPENS]

310
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,199
Ow.

311
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:43,538
RICHARD: Really? Well, it's just like
everyone else's apartment.

312
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,540
It's got, uh, rooms and walls and ceilings.

313
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,251
WOMAN: I just wanted to see
where you live. Now give me the tour.

314
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,503
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

315
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,880
RICHARD: Uh, this is the living room.
WOMAN: That's nice.

316
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,298
RICHARD:
All right.

317
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,135
- And this is the kitchen.
WOMAN: That's real pretty.

318
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,178
Wait a minute.
Don't I get to see the bedroom?

319
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:03,391
RICHARD: The bedroom.
Well, it's pretty much your typical...

320
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,061
...bedroom.
- Oh, ha, ha.

321
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,480
- We're still on this side of the door. Ha, ha.
- Mm-hm.

322
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,065
Yeah, but I didn't get to see it.

323
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:15,778
Oh, shoot. Maybe next time.
Thanks for a lovely evening.

324
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,506
MONICA:
So, um, who is she?

325
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:39,427
Oh, ha, ha. That was the blind date
I told you about.

326
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,680
- She called and switched it from Tuesday.
- Aw.

327
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,641
Did you like her?

328
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:50,771
And I'm just asking as a friend
because I am totally fine with this.

329
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,109
Well, you seem fine.

330
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:59,071
Okay, you know what?
I'm not fine. I'm not.

331
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,992
I mean, how could I be fine?
Hearing you come in with her.

332
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,578
She wants to see your bedroom.

333
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,587
You know what?

334
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,133
What if we're friends...

335
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,719
...who don't see other people?

336
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,640
You mean like exclusive friends?

337
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,059
Why not?

338
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,146
I mean, this has been
the most amazing week.

339
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,566
Would it be so terrible?

340
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:40,488
Even if we were friends
who lived together?

341
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:47,161
Or maybe someday, friends who stood
up in front of their other friends...

342
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,748
...and vowed to be friends forever.

343
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,378
Wow.

344
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,507
You know, we're back where we were.

345
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:06,305
Honey, I would love to do all that,
but nothing's changed.

346
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:10,226
That's not true.
You don't have a mustache.

347
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,560
[CHUCKLES]

348
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,730
Okay. Okay, one thing's changed.

349
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,859
But we still want different things,
and we know how this is gonna end.

350
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,612
You know what?

351
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,865
I gotta walk out of here right now.

352
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:30,204
Because getting over you is
the hardest thing that I have ever had to do.

353
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:34,041
Um, I don't think I could do it again.

354
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,003
I know I couldn't.

355
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,047
Yeah.

356
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,051
So...

357
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:47,972
[RICHARD CHUCKLES]

358
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,354
How about one last game of racquetball?
Hmm?

359
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,273
[MONICA CHUCKLES]

360
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,404
- Watch the thorns.
- Ow.

361
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,871
What?

362
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,249
Beth is really, really sick.

363
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,751
Oh.

364
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:24,800
Jo's there, but I don't think
there's anything she can do.

365
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,680
- Joey?
- Yeah?

366
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,350
You wanna put the book in the freezer?

367
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,353
BOTH:
Okay.

368
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,613
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