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Is there any entertainment there?

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All right. Here we go.
1999, the year of Joey.

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We're very happy for you.

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What's the matter?

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We wanted to kiss at midnight, but
nobody else is going to so, you know...

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- All right, I'll take care of it.
- Oh, no.

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Joey.

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- Thirty-three, 32, 31.
- Ross, Ross, Ross.

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Listen, who are you kissing at midnight?
Rachel or Phoebe?

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- What?
- Well, you gotta kiss someone.

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- Can't kiss your sister.
- Who's gonna kiss my sister?

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- Chandler.
- Oh, man. Really?

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Who would you rather have
kiss your sister?

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- That's a good point.
- Yeah.

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Uh, well, since I have that whole history
with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.

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Okay, great. Pheebs, Pheebs. Listen.
Ross wants to kiss you at midnight.

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So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?

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Rach, Rach.
Listen, I'm going to kiss you at midnight.

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- What?
- You can't kiss Ross. You got the history.

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- So?
- So?

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- Would you prefer me or Chandler?
- Oh, good point.

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ALL:
Three, two, one.

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Happy New Year!

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[NOISE MAKERS BLARING]

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- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.

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- Happy New Year, Pheebs.
- You too.

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Happy New Year, Joey.

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So that do anything for you?

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You know what?

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I'm going to go out on a limb
and say, "No divorces in '99."

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[BLOWS NOISE MAKER]

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But your divorce isn't even final yet.

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Just the one divorce in '99.

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[BLOWS NOISE MAKER]

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You know what?
I'm gonna be happy this year.

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I'm gonna make myself happy.

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Do you want us to leave the room or?

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Every day, I am going to do one thing
I have never done before.

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That, my friends,
is my New Year's resolution.

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- Ooh. That's a good one.
ROSS: Yeah?

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Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.

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That's a good one too. Now you
only have to find a planeload of people...

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...whose resolution is
to plummet to their deaths.

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Maybe your resolution should be
not to make fun of your friends.

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Especially the ones who may soon be
flying you to Europe for free...

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...on their own plane.

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She has a better chance of sprouting wings
and flying up your nose...

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...than you do of not making fun of us.

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In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks you can't go
the whole year without making fun of us.

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You know what? Better yet, a week.

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I'll take that bet, my friend.

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And you know what?
Paying me the 50 bucks can be...

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...the "new thing you do" that day.

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And it starts right now.

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All right, my New Year's resolution
is to learn how to play guitar.

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- Really? How come?
ROSS: Ah.

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You know those special skills
I have listed on my résumé?

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I would love it if one of those was true.

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Do you want me to teach you?
I'm a great teacher.

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Really? Who have you taught?

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Well, I taught me and I loved me.

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That'd be great. Yeah, thanks, Pheebs.

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Oh, look. Blaire forgot her glasses.

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She's gonna be needing these
to keep an eye on that boyfriend.

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Who, from what I hear,
needs to keep his stapler...

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...in his desk drawer,
if you know what I'm talking about.

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Hey, Rach, maybe your resolution
should be to, um, gossip less.

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What? I don't gossip.

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[JOEY & CHANDLER LAUGH]

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Maybe sometimes I find out things.

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Or I hear something
and I pass that information on.

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You know, kind of like a public service.

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Doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean,
would you call Ted Koppel a gossip?

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Well, if Ted Koppel talked about his
coworkers' botched boob jobs...

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...yeah, I would.

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Well, they were like this.

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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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I just asked that girl out.

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- Nice.
- Nice. Yeah.

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Is that part of your resolution,
your "new thing" for today?

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Yes, it is. See?

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"Elizabeth...

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...Hornswoggle"?

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That's right.

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Elizabeth Hornswoggle.

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Hornswoggle.

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You okay, Chandler? Is there something...?

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Something funny about that name?

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No, no, I just think that maybe
I've heard it somewhere before.

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Oh, really? Where?

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Somewhere funny I'll bet.

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- Hey, Pheebs. Guess what?
- Hey.

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Uh, I have a date
with, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.

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Hornswoggle?

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Oh, this must be killing you.

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- All right, see you later.
- See you.

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All right, Pheebs, I am ready
for my first lesson.

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Okay. Oh, no, no,
you don't touch the guitar.

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No, no. First you learn here,
then you learn here.

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- Oh. Okay.
PHOEBE: Okay.

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- Okay. Lesson One: Chords.
JOEY: Ah.

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Now, um, I don't know
the actual names of the chords, um...

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But I made up names for the way
my hand looks while I'm doing them.

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So then, this is "Bear Claw."

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Okay, "Turkey Leg"...

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...and "Old Lady."

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What an interesting approach
to guitar instruction.

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You know, some might find it amusing.
I myself find it regular.

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Hey, everybody.

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Rachel was so good today.
She didn't gossip at all.

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I didn't. Even when I found out, um...

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All right, let's just say I found out
something about someone...

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...and let's just say...

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...she's gonna keep it.

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Hey, Pheebs. Check this out.

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Ooh. You nailed the Old Lady. Oh!

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Oh, ha, ha!

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Hey, listen,
I thought I was getting better...

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...so on my way home today
I stopped by this guitar store...

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Did you touch any of the guitars
while you were there?

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Did you?

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No.

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Give me your hands.

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Strings.

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Pick.

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Do you want to learn to play guitar?

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- Yes.
- Then don't touch one!

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- Hi, Ben.
- Auntie Monica.

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Aw.

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Ross is wearing leather pants.

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Does nobody else see
that Ross is wearing leather pants?

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Someone comment on the pants.

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- I think they're very nice.
- I really like them a lot.

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Not what I had in mind.

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See, people like Ross
don't generally wear these types of pants.

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You see, they're very tight.

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Maybe there's something in that area?

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- I think they look really good.
- I like them.

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Yeah, where did you get them?

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See, I needed a new thing for today.

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And there's this leather store I go by
that always smells so good.

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And I thought to myself,
"Wow. You know, I've never owned...

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...a really good-smelling
pair of pants before."

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Oh, come on.

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Okay, seriously. What do you think?

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JOEY: You look like a freak. Yeah, awful.
BOTH: Awful.

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Hey. What are you doing?
What are you doing?

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- It's my New Year's resolution.
- To blind my child?

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No, to take more pictures
of all of us together.

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I really think it's the best resolution.
Everyone can enjoy them.

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Well, everyone will enjoy my music
as well.

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[GASPS]

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[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING ON TV]

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ROSS:
My God, these pants. I'm burning up.

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Oh, God. She wants to snuggle now?
What, is she trying to kill me?

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It's like a volcano in here.

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- Are you hot?
- No.

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Okay, it must just be me then.

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[FARTING NOISE]

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That was just the pants and the couch.

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Um, hey, do you mind
if I use your bathroom?

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- Oh, go ahead.
- Thanks.

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[FARTING NOISE]

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Ah.

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ELIZABETH:
Hey, my favorite part's coming up.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God!

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Tiger. Dragon.

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Iceberg.

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Joseph, did you even study
at all last night?

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- Yes. Yes, I did.
- Then do Iceberg.

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- G-sharp.
- G-sharp?

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Have you been studying
the real names of the chords?

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Have you?

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Oh, my God.

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What? I didn't touch a guitar.

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No, but you're questioning my method.

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No, I'm not questioning it, Phoebe.
I'm saying it's stupid.

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What?

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Thank you.

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You know, none of my other student...

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...thought I was stupid.

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Your other student was you!

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Yeah, well, you know,
maybe you just need to try a little harder.

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Maybe I need to try a real teacher.

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Right here. Here. Andy Cooper.
He teaches guitar.

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And look.
Ooh, there's a picture of him with a kid.

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Yeah, and the kid's got a guitar!

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Fine. You go learn from
your qualified instructor.

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But don't come crying to me
when everyone is sick and tired...

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...of hearing you play
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown."

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[SINGING]
Baddest man in the whole damn town

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Oh, fine. Take his side.

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Hmm.

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MONICA [OVER PHONE]:
I can't wait to be with you.

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I'll sneak over as soon as Ross
picks up Ben.

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I'll tell Rachel I'm gonna be
doing laundry for a couple hours.

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CHANDLER: Laundry. Huh.
Is that my new nickname?

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MONICA:
Aw.

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You know what your nickname is,
Mr. Big...

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[YELLS]

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[PHONE RINGS]

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- Hello?
- Joey, it's Ross. I need some help.

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Uh, Chandler's not here.

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Well, you can help me.

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- Okay.
- Listen.

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I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom.

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Nice.

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No, I got really hot in my leather pants
so I took them off.

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But they must have shrunk
from the sweat or something.

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Or my legs expanded from the heat.

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I can't get them back on, Joey. I can't.

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Oh. That is quite a situation.

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Uh, do you see any, like, powder?

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Powder. Yeah, yeah, I have powder.

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Good, good. Okay.

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Sprinkle some on your legs.
It'll absorb moisture.

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Then you can get your pants back on.

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Yeah, hold on.

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They're not coming on, man.

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Um, you see any...? Oh, Vaseline?

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I see lotion. I have lotion.
Will that work?

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- Yeah, sure, throw some of that on there.
- Hold on.

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Ross, you okay?

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They're still not coming on, man.

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And the lotion and the powder
have made a paste.

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Really?

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Uh, what color is it?

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What difference does that make?

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Well, if the paste matches the pants,
you can make yourself paste pants...

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...and she won't know the difference.

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Joey, do you have a minute?

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Dude, what am I...?

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Rachel's here, so good luck, man.
Let me know how it works out.

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Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.

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Oh, well, your timing couldn't be better.

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I'm putting out fires all over the place.

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Okay, okay.
Joey, I have got to tell you something.

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What is it? What is it?

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Oh, my God. It's so huge. But you have to
promise me, you cannot tell anyone.

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- No, no, no. I don't want to know.
- What?

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Yes, yes, yes. You do want to know.
This is unbelievable.

245
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I don't care, Rach. Look, I'm tired of being
the guy who knows all the secrets...

246
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,059
...and can't tell anyone.

247
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,769
You know secrets? What are they?

248
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,604
And you're not supposed
to be gossiping.

249
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No, I know, I can't keep this in.
So I pick up the phone...

250
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[YELLING]

251
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JOEY:
I'm not listening to you.

252
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[SCREAMS]

253
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,757
Ross? Um...

254
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,259
You've been in there for a long time.

255
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,096
I'm starting to get kind of freaked out.

256
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,974
ROSS:
All right, I'm coming out.

257
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,894
Hey, can you turn the lights off?

258
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,733
No. Let's just leave the lights on.

259
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,704
Oh, my God.

260
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,540
I had a problem.

261
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,380
Hey, Pheebs.

262
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:51,843
Oh, I can't talk to you. I don't have
a fancy ad in the yellow pages.

263
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,762
Look...

264
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,931
Pheebs, I just...

265
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:01,728
I want to apologize for saying
your method was stupid.

266
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,566
And maybe, ask you
to be my teacher again?

267
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:10,445
And I promise, I won't touch a guitar
until you say I'm ready.

268
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,956
- You really think I'm ready?
- Uh-huh.

269
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,334
Wow, cool.

270
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,795
Okay.

271
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,441
- Was the chord at least right before...?
- No.

272
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,326
Oh, my God.

273
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,538
We heard about your pants. I'm so sorry.

274
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,458
This year was supposed to be great.

275
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,544
Well, it's only the second day,
and I'm a loser...

276
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...with stupid leather pants
that don't even fit.

277
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,302
GROUP:
You're not a loser.

278
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,429
Look at me.

279
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,313
Hey, look. Look, Ross.

280
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,440
Ben drew a picture of you.

281
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,984
Huh? You're a cowboy.

282
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,155
Oh.

283
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,616
Because of the leather pants?

284
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,287
Ben doesn't think you're a loser.
He thinks you're a cowboy.

285
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I mean, that's something.

286
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RACHEL: It really is something.
JOEY: Howdy, partner. Hey.

287
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,712
Maybe I should get another pair.

288
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,215
Ooh, you know, they had some...

289
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,261
...with fringe all down the sides.

290
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,723
I'm gonna go kiss Ben good night.

291
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,188
I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy.

292
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,567
I would make a good cowboy.

293
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,659
Okay, now that everything's wrapped up
here, I'm gonna go do my laundry.

294
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,787
Yeah, me too.
You know, if this shirt is dirty. Yep.

295
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,212
Okay, I'm gonna go to.

296
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:36,132
I'm gonna go to the airport.
If I hang around there long enough...

297
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,343
...someone's bound to leave
one of those planes unattended.

298
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,138
- Good luck, honey.
PHOEBE: Bye.

299
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,937
Hey, uh, Joey, remember that big thing
I was going to tell you about?

300
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,480
[YELLING]

301
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,236
I'm not gonna tell you.
But if you found out on your own...

302
00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,364
...that would be okay,
and then we could talk about it, right?

303
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:04,285
Well, then it wouldn't be a secret.
So, yeah, that would be okay. Yeah, yeah.

304
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,495
Yeah.

305
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,917
Hey, Joe, would you mind going over
into Chandler's bedroom...

306
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,253
...and getting that book back
that he borrowed from me?

307
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,800
Now? You want me
to go over there now?

308
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,344
Yeah.

309
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,680
- Do you know something?
- Do you know something?

310
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,476
- I might know something.
- I might too something too.

311
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,604
- What's the thing you know?
- You tell me what you know.

312
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,231
- I can't tell you.
- Then I can't.

313
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,024
Okay, fine.

314
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,284
You don't know.

315
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:49,163
How about I go there and walk into
Chandler's bedroom and see the thing...

316
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,208
...that I think I know is actually
the thing I think I know.

317
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,877
- You know.
- And you know.

318
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,128
Yeah, I know.

319
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,215
Chandler and Monica?
Oh, this is unbelievable.

320
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,968
- How long have you known?
- Too long. Oh, my God.

321
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,054
Rach, I've been dying to talk
to someone about this for so long.

322
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:09,225
Listen, listen. You can't say anything
to anybody. They're so weird about that.

323
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,895
- Listen. Hey, Phoebe.
- Hey.

324
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,691
It's raining. I don't like to fly
in the rain so...

325
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,905
Oh, I am going to go for a walk
in the rain. Ha, ha.

326
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,240
Oh, yeah, me too.

327
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,413
That's weird.

328
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,790
I bet they're doing it.

329
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,758
Oh, good. Okay, look. I can't
take it anymore. I can't take it anymore.

330
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,011
So you win. Okay? Here.

331
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,180
Pheebs? Flying a jet?
Better make it a spaceship...

332
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,641
...so you can get back
to your home planet.

333
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,855
And Ross. Phone call for you today.
Tom Jones. He wants his pants back.

334
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:01,027
And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating
a character from Fraggle Rock?

335
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,738
[GROANS]

336
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