1
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Hey, what's going on?

2
00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,132
I found a note on my door,
"Come to Monica's.

3
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Bring champagne
and a Three Musketeers bar"?

4
00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,178
Yeah, I'll take that.

5
00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,014
What's up?

6
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- Monica and I are engaged.
- Oh, my God.

7
00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,774
Congratulations. Where is she?

8
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I'm engaged! I'm engaged!

9
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She's been there for 20 minutes.
You didn't hear?

10
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I thought it was a kid yelling, "I'm gay!"

11
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- Can I bring her in?
- Let her stay. It's sweet.

12
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I'm getting married! I'm gonna be a bride!

13
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MAN:
Shut up.

14
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No, I will not shut up, because I'm engaged!

15
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[MAN YELLS INDISTINCTLY]

16
00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:55,471
Oh, big talk! Why don't you
come here and say that to me?

17
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My fiancé will kick your ass.

18
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Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20.

19
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You get her in, you bolt the door,
I'll be in the closet.

20
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Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay, shh.

21
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Okay. Um.

22
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I just want to say that I love
you guys so, so much...

23
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...and thank you for being here
on my special night.

24
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[CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]

25
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Our special night.

26
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It just wouldn't be my night... Our night...

27
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...if you weren't here to celebrate
with me... Us. Damn it!

28
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It's okay, I want this to be your night too.

29
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To Monica.

30
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Come on, wait, stop it.

31
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- Okay, to Monica.
GROUP: To Monica.

32
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Have you decided on a band for the
wedding, because I'm kind of musical.

33
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She got engaged a few hours ago,
I doubt she's had time to think...

34
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Speaking of chiming in,
remember burning my apartment?

35
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Yeah, you're on your own.

36
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We should get dressed up
and go have champagne at the Plaza.

37
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- Oh, okay!
GROUP: Yeah.

38
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I can't stay too long.

39
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I gotta get up early for an audition.
I gotta look good.

40
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I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.

41
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What?

42
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So when you said get up early,
did you mean 1986?

43
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You guys don't think I look 19?

44
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Oh, 19! We thought you said 90.

45
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GROUP:
Oh.

46
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- Okay, everybody, let's go.
- Okay.

47
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Is my candy bar around here?

48
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No, you ate it all.

49
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I was afraid of that.

50
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You know what shoes would look great
with this ring?

51
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Diamond shoes.

52
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You're not getting dressed.

53
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Know what I mean?

54
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Yeah, but I don't think we have time.

55
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There's gonna be a wedding.

56
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You're gonna be the bride.

57
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Two hundred people are gonna be
looking at you in a clean, white dress.

58
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Let's do it.

59
00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:15,587
Chandler, it happens to lots of guys.

60
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You're tired, you had a lot of champagne.

61
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Don't worry about it.

62
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I'm not worried. I'm fascinated.

63
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You know? It's like biology.

64
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Which is funny, because in high school
I failed biology...

65
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...and tonight biology failed me.

66
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Check it out. I could play this
while the guests are coming in, okay.

67
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[SINGING] First time I met Chandler
I thought he was gay

68
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But here I am singing
On his wedding day

69
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Phoebe, no.

70
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If you'd let me finish, it goes on
to say that he's probably not gay.

71
00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:11,018
You guys don't have this problem,
you're made of wood.

72
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- Hey, you look great.
- Hey.

73
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Oh, thanks.

74
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You okay over there?

75
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I don't know. You know? I feel a little...

76
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You know what? Never mind. I'll be fine.

77
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Don't worry about it. You're probably tired,
you had a lot of champagne.

78
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It happens to everybody.

79
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- Hey. Wow.
- Hi.

80
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- Happy Monica's Night.
- Well, thank you. You too.

81
00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:49,306
Can you believe
they are actually getting married?

82
00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,601
Well, sure, but I get married all the time.

83
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[SIGHS]

84
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I guess.

85
00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:03,070
Do you think we'll ever have that?

86
00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,031
You mean "we," you and me?

87
00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,617
Oh, no, no, no.

88
00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,119
"We," you with someone, me with someone.

89
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Good, you scared me a minute.

90
00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,374
I know. Shake it off.

91
00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:19,544
It's just because you and I,
we were like a nightmare.

92
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[IMITATES SCREAMING]

93
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- No, but there were some good times.
- Absolutely. Like there was...

94
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- Surely you can think of something.
- Just give me a minute.

95
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Oh, well, yes.

96
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- I can think of one good thing.
- What?

97
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You were always good at the...

98
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...at the, uh, the stuff.

99
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Yeah, I...

100
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I was good at the stuff?

101
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Mm-hm. Yup.

102
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I really liked your hands.

103
00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,880
- My hands?
- Yeah.

104
00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:06,800
- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.

105
00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,635
Way to go, guys.

106
00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,056
You were really good at the stuff too.

107
00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,724
Oh, I know.

108
00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,980
Hey, you know what we never did?

109
00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,357
Oh, no, not that.

110
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We never had bonus night.

111
00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,446
- A what?
- You know, bonus night.

112
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Two people break up,
but they get back together for one night.

113
00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:36,455
One night, just sex?
No strings attached?

114
00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,665
Yeah, yeah, we never had that.

115
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- No.
- No.

116
00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:49,092
Okay, this is getting a little crazy.

117
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Um, I mean...

118
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...I'm sure it would be amazing...

119
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...but I really don't think
it would be a good idea.

120
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I really...

121
00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,481
...really...

122
00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,483
...don't.

123
00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,334
What's up?

124
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,255
What's up, dude?

125
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,550
Take whatever you want,
just don't hurt me.

126
00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,639
You playing a little PlayStation, huh?

127
00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:37,849
That's wack.

128
00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,979
PlayStation is wack.

129
00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:47,567
What's up with the wack PlayStation,
what's up?

130
00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,028
Huh?

131
00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,948
Come on, am I 19 or what?

132
00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:57,619
Yes, on a scale of one to 10,
10 being the dumbest a person can look...

133
00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,829
...you are definitely 19.

134
00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,874
Come on, really. How old?

135
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,669
Young. You're a man-child, okay?

136
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:11,007
Now get changed, everybody's ready.
And please, please, keep my underwear.

137
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,177
- Oh, thanks.
- Okay.

138
00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:20,392
- Joe.
- Yeah.

139
00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:21,643
Uh.

140
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,439
You've had a lot of sex, right?

141
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,528
When, today?

142
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,199
Some, not a lot.

143
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:41,705
The reason I'm asking
is because I had kind of a, uh...

144
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,873
I was unable to...

145
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:47,043
I really wanted to, but I couldn't...

146
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,920
There, ha, hm.

147
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,298
There was an incident.

148
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,844
Don't worry about that, man. That happens.

149
00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:59,598
- It's happened to you?
- Yeah, once.

150
00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:03,893
- Well, what'd you do?
- I did it anyway.

151
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,400
Phoebe, come on, let's go.

152
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,694
Come on.

153
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,864
Why aren't you dressed yet?

154
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,617
I wrote the best song for your wedding.

155
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,160
- Check this out.
- Phoeb.

156
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,704
If you get ready now, you can play.

157
00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:23,997
- Really?!
- Yes.

158
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,708
That's so exciting! Thanks, Mon.

159
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:31,546
But if you touch my guitar again,
I'll have to pound on you a little bit.

160
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,716
Fair enough. Get ready. I'll get everybody.

161
00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:36,885
Finally we can start celebrating my...

162
00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,762
[MONICA GASPS]

163
00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:44,851
I'm sorry, apparently I opened
the door to the past.

164
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,818
Okay, Monica, Mon.
Okay, what you just saw...

165
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,781
Can I ask you just a little question?
Why tonight?

166
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,785
- What?
- I waited my whole life to be engaged.

167
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:05,121
And unlike some,
I only plan on doing this once.

168
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:12,253
Maybe it's selfish, I'm sorry, but I hoped
tonight could just be about that.

169
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,255
- Oh, honey, but it is.
- No, it's not.

170
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,883
Now it's about you getting back together.

171
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,761
See, you kind of stole my thunder.

172
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,599
We did not steal your thunder.
We are not getting back together.

173
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,103
- Yeah, no, and nobody even saw.
- Yeah.

174
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,106
That's true.

175
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,025
- We just kissed.
ROSS: It was just a kiss.

176
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,527
You guys kissed?

177
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,406
What does this mean?

178
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,575
Are you back together?
Can I sing at your wedding?

179
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,829
Thunder being stolen.

180
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,624
- Phoebe, it's nothing.
- Let's not make a big deal of this.

181
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,794
ROSS: It was a one-time thing.
It doesn't even matter.

182
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,379
Oh, my God.

183
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:59,217
I cannot believe you guys
are talking about this.

184
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,303
Problems in the bedroom
are between a man and woman.

185
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:07,892
All right? Now, Chandler
is doing the best he can.

186
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,149
I don't think that's
what they were talking about.

187
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:18,111
What a great night.
Chandler can't do it, they kissed.

188
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,739
- What?
- You guys kissed? This is huge.

189
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,031
No, it's not huge.

190
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,160
People thinking it's huge
has led Monica to believe...

191
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,620
...we're stealing her thunder,
which we aren't.

192
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,748
We're still talking about it.

193
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,834
That, and Chandler's problem.

194
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,670
Monica, listen, listen.

195
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,549
Would you feel better if we stopped
talking about Ross and Rachel?

196
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,634
- That would be lovely.
- You got it.

197
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,846
Now, I can pass for 19, right?

198
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,015
Yes, you can pass for 19.

199
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,725
- Really?
- Yes.

200
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,977
- Seriously?
- Seriously?

201
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:56,191
Seriously, no. Okay? You can play
your own age, which is 31.

202
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,525
[GASPS]

203
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,987
I'm 30!

204
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,616
Joey, you are not. You're 31.

205
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,535
Oh, crap!

206
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,957
So, the Plaza. We'll get some mai tais?
Maybe no more for you though.

207
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,255
You know, I think I don't feel like
going to the Plaza.

208
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,216
GROUP: Why?
RACHEL: This is ridiculous.

209
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:25,929
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't. Especially with you.

210
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,141
Pssh. That is wack.

211
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,064
[PHOEBE PLAYS GUITAR]

212
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,153
Yeah?

213
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,240
I'll play it at the wedding.

214
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,868
Yeah, well, we'll see if they
actually let you play, huh?

215
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,454
They tell you anything you want to hear...

216
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,373
...like, "You look 19."

217
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:57,502
Then they just take it away,
like, "No, you don't."

218
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,713
Monica won't take this away.

219
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,675
- Wouldn't she?
- Would she?

220
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,052
Would she?

221
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,805
[SNIFFING]

222
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,973
[GASPS]

223
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,808
You ate my candy bar!

224
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,481
ROSS:
Guess who.

225
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,358
Hey.

226
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:24,696
Hey, I just realized we kind of left
some stuff up in the air.

227
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,364
What did Monica mean:

228
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,741
"I don't want to talk,"
especially with me?

229
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,953
Why not especially you and me?
We were both kissing.

230
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,413
Still thinking about it?

231
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:37,125
I'm serious. What did she mean by that?
"Especially you."

232
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,294
- Oh, who cares?
- I care.

233
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,588
And so do I.

234
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,218
I have to talk to her.
Will you let me get changed?

235
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,512
Okay, sure.

236
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,558
Am I going to let you watch me?

237
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:54,893
No.

238
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,314
I can't believe her. It's just so typical.

239
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,860
I know you're upset, but don't forget
there is going to be a wedding.

240
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:08,156
You are going to throw the bouquet,
and then a honeymoon.

241
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,826
- Maybe in Paris.
- Paris?

242
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:16,664
We will take a moonlit walk
on the Rue de la blah-blah-blah.

243
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,002
Keep talking.

244
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:24,339
We will sprinkle rose petals
on the bed and make love...

245
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:29,135
...not just because it's romantic,
but because I can.

246
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,971
I love you.

247
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,723
CHANDLER:
Mmm.

248
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,521
Bonjour, monsieur.

249
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:45,860
Don't say anything,
you might scare it away.

250
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:47,695
[KNOCKING]

251
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It's Paris. Who knows we're here?

252
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,870
Hi, Pheebs. What's up?

253
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,540
You said I could sing at your wedding,
so I need a small deposit.

254
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,379
- What?
- Good-faith money to hold the date.

255
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,798
We're not giving you a deposit
for our wedding.

256
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,759
Oh, I see.

257
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,721
They break your heart, don't they?

258
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,850
You know, I don't really need
their permission.

259
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,104
You want to sing at their wedding,
sing at their wedding.

260
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,107
Yeah, and if you want to look 19, then you...

261
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,943
You got to do something about your eyes.

262
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,945
What's wrong with my eyes?

263
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,490
They give you away.
There's too much wisdom in there.

264
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Put some tea bags on them for 15 minutes.

265
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:42,709
- That'll get rid of my wisdom?
- Maybe 10 minutes for you.

266
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[KNOCKING]

267
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Give her the deposit,
give her the ring. I don't care.

268
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- Yes?
- What did you mean when you said...

269
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...you didn't want to talk to anyone,
especially me?

270
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What a great apology.
And you accept it. Bye-bye.

271
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No, seriously, what was
the "especially me" part about?

272
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,112
Let's just say it's not the first time
you've stolen my thunder.

273
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,447
Wha?

274
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Hey, here's a thought...

275
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,036
Monica, what are you talking about?

276
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My sweet 16. You went to third base
with my cousin Charlie.

277
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Ah, third base.

278
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It was all everybody could talk about.

279
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The only reason I did that
was because your party was so boring.

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[GASPS]

281
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- We had a caricaturist.
- Oh.

282
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[SINGING] Whenever I get married
Guess who won't be asked to sing

283
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:45,271
Somebody named Geller
And somebody else named Bing

284
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,653
Monica, your sweet 16
was like a million years ago.

285
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Yet here you are doing it again.

286
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,158
Oh, I don't want to steal your stupid thunder.

287
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,244
Why else would you have
made out with Ross?

288
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Got me.

289
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,585
Easy, mimey, the moment has passed.
It ain't gonna happen.

290
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,422
It'd be nice if I could have this night.

291
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,841
I never wanted any part of your night.

292
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,635
No one was supposed to see us.

293
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,555
Is that why you did it in the secret hallway,
where nobody ever goes?

294
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,975
Uh, Rachel, I've been thinking.

295
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:27,522
I don't think us getting together
tonight is such a good idea.

296
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,899
I'm calling it off.

297
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:34,153
Way to save your dignity, my man.

298
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:39,659
Mon, why, why would I ever want
to take away from your night?

299
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,453
I don't know, maybe you feel
a little resentful.

300
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Maybe you thought you'd get married first.

301
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,874
Maybe you can't stand...

302
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:50,211
...that your formerly fat friend
is getting married first.

303
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:54,757
Oh, wow, that... You know what?
That is so unfair.

304
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,593
Now I want to steal your thunder.

305
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,263
Come on, Ross. Let's go have sex!

306
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:13,067
I can't believe you're gonna have sex
on my engagement night.

307
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,986
Well, somebody should.

308
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,074
Look, if we're gonna do this...

309
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,869
We're not. She's just gonna think we are.

310
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I see, so everybody wins.

311
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[KNOCKING]

312
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- Who is it?
MONICA: It's Monica, open up.

313
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Okay, Ross, stop it. Please, wait a minute.

314
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,757
Ow!

315
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,135
Yeah, you like that, baby?

316
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,056
May we help you?

317
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:49,187
I wanted to say I hope you have sex,
and I hope you get back together.

318
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,481
I warn you, the night
you announce your engagement...

319
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,443
...I'm going to announce
that I'm pregnant.

320
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,696
How is that ever going to happen?

321
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,741
Do you want to know why
I was with Ross tonight?

322
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- I know why.
- You don't.

323
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,662
- Okay, why?
- Because I was sad.

324
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,331
What do you mean?

325
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,667
Look, I am so...

326
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,213
...so happy for you guys.

327
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:19,217
But you getting married reminds me
of the fact that I'm not.

328
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,927
I'm not even close.

329
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,263
Maybe I just wanted
to make myself feel better.

330
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,558
I know that that's dumb,
but you were so depressed...

331
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,269
...when Ross got married,
you slept with Chandler.

332
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,233
I don't care, she slept with me.

333
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:40,696
Anyway, sweetie,
I am so sorry I ruined your night.

334
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,576
I'm sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross.

335
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,917
I'm gonna take off.

336
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,463
- Congratulations, man.
- Thanks.

337
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,715
- And Rachel.
- Yeah.

338
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,008
ROSS:
What can I say?

339
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,010
You missed your chance.

340
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:08,391
From now on, the only person who's
going to enjoy these bad boys is me.

341
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[SINGING]
We thought Phoebe would leave

342
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But she just stayed and stayed

343
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That's right, I'm here all night

344
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,202
And Chandler will never get...

345
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,997
Hey, here's a dollar.

346
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,041
Consider it a deposit.
Please sing at our wedding.

347
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,377
- Oh, thank you.
- Okay.

348
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,381
[SINGING]
Now who will perform the ceremony?

349
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,133
Who will perform the cer...?

350
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,634
Oh, oh.

351
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I'll pound on him in the morning.

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