1 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:04,586 - Hey. CHANDLER: Hey. 2 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,755 Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything? 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,675 Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth. 4 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,011 Fifteen? 5 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,179 Your personal best! Ha, ha. 6 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,015 Mm-mm. Mm. 7 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,436 Where were you? 8 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:21,770 On a date. 9 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:24,440 I met this girl on a train going to a museum upstate. 10 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,568 PHOEBE: Which museum? CHANDLER: How'd you meet her? 11 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,862 No. Answer his. 12 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,948 We were at the back of the train. 13 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:36,535 I sat near the door so she'd have to pass by me... 14 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:40,748 ...if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy. 15 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:44,251 Were you so late because you were burying this woman? 16 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:47,046 I'm late because she lives in Poughkeepsie. 17 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:50,632 She seems great, but she's two and a half hours away. 18 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,261 How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie? Ha-ha-ha. 19 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,806 That joke would have killed in Albany. 20 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,726 Done! I did it. 21 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,437 Who's stupid now? 22 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,449 Look! They're lighting the big Christmas tree tonight. 23 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,660 Um, that paper is two weeks old. 24 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,331 Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash? 25 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,628 I really wanted to take Kathy to this. 26 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,965 At least you have somebody to miss stuff with. 27 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,384 I hate being alone this time of year. 28 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,761 Next it's Valentine's Day... 29 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:19,888 ...then my birthday, then bang! 30 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,891 Then they're lighting that damn tree again. 31 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,603 I want somebody! 32 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,317 You know, I want a man! 33 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:41,368 It doesn't even have to be a big relationship. Just a fling! 34 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:44,746 I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling. 35 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:49,001 Let me tell you, it's been a long time since I've been flung. 36 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,671 I know what I'm giving you for Christmas. 37 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,011 There are nice guys in my office. Want me to set you up? 38 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,429 Yeah. 39 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,808 I've been single a long time. Why haven't you offered before? 40 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,686 I have a girlfriend. I'm happy. 41 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:12,566 I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy. 42 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:14,735 Okay. 43 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:16,528 No accountants. 44 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:20,199 And no one from "legal." I don't like boring jobs. 45 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,994 And Ross was what? A lion tamer? 46 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,499 PHOEBE: What's wrong, Mon? 47 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:32,127 Everybody at work still hates me. 48 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,503 I was making headway. 49 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,924 Everyone was smiling at me, and then I get off work... 50 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:40,344 ...and find out they wrote this on my chef's hat. 51 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:48,143 Maybe they meant to write "Quiet, Bitch." 52 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:54,608 What's the matter? 53 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,444 Fine! Just trying to be nice. 54 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,824 I haven't been picked on this much since kindergarten. 55 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:07,037 And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. 56 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,580 [LAUGHING] 57 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,541 Aw. 58 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:16,838 They're trying to make me quit. If it were any other job, I would. 59 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:19,007 But I've waited for this my whole life. 60 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:23,053 Wait, you're the boss. Yell at them. Or fire them! 61 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,933 I would love to, but I can't. I'm not good at confrontation. 62 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:29,518 You know what you can do? 63 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:33,021 I read about this director, Orson Welles... 64 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:37,234 ...who, at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them. 65 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,195 Then they would all know who was boss. 66 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:44,533 I'm not doing anything. Why not fire me? 67 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,204 It's a good idea. Can you waiter? 68 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,123 Good enough to get fired. 69 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,917 All right. You're hired! 70 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,544 Hey! 71 00:04:56,421 --> 00:05:01,425 That's why I got fired last week! Does Orson Welles direct commercials? 72 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:07,723 Yes. 73 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:20,777 I say, Drew? Are you seeing anybody right now? 74 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,071 I'm not asking for me. 75 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,992 I'm not gay. I'm not asking you out. 76 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,869 I'm not gay. 77 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,288 I didn't think you were gay. 78 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,040 I do now. 79 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:38,420 My friend, Rachel, wants to be set up. 80 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:41,214 I just got out of a big relationship. 81 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,383 I'm not looking to get serious. 82 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,970 That's okay. A fling might be all right with her. 83 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:51,558 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this "Hot Rachel" that you took to the Christmas Party? 84 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:54,311 By the way, that is her full name. 85 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,730 Wow! I'm free for her. 86 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:59,399 Wait, I didn't say I wasn't free. 87 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:02,444 Let's talk it over at the Ranger game. 88 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,822 Hold on. I just got a box of Cubans. 89 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,533 I'll bring them by your office at 5. 90 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:13,622 That's a little later than I usually stay, but sure. 91 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:17,751 Before the game, we could enjoy some eight-year-old Basil Haydens. 92 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,837 I don't know what that is, but let's! 93 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,638 I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it? 94 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,807 JOEY: Yeah! RACHEL: Yes! 95 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,684 Okay. 96 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:35,936 [CLEARS THROAT] 97 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,314 [SINGING] Happy Hanukkah, Monica 98 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:44,486 May your Christmas be snowy, Joey 99 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,531 Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross 100 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:51,034 Spin the dreidel, Rachel 101 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,289 - Pheebs, that's great! PHOEBE: Oh, yay! 102 00:06:56,541 --> 00:07:00,419 But you know, uh, Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel. 103 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:05,507 I know, but it's so hard. Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! 104 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,010 What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel: 105 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:13,557 Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable. 106 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,225 Maypole. 107 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,353 All good. Thanks. 108 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:23,775 Um, do you, maybe, have a nickname that's easier to rhyme? 109 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:26,278 - Didn't your dad call you "Pumpkin"? - Oh, yeah. 110 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,073 But did he ever call you "Budolph"? 111 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,245 - Hello, children. ALL: Hey. 112 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:38,957 Have I got the 50 guys for you! 113 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:40,750 Really? 114 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,752 I showed them your picture. 115 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,964 Guys are throwing themselves at me and giving me stuff. 116 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,966 - Knicks tonight? - Where are the seats? 117 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,177 Wherever! I've got 20. 118 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,264 Will I like any of these guys? 119 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,391 You know, I'm going to, uh... 120 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,060 ...play the field a little bit more. RACHEL: Chandler... 121 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:03,440 Guys are signing over their 401 Ks to me. 122 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,776 You work with robots? 123 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:11,573 Yes. 124 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:18,079 One guy, Patrick, you'll like him. He's nice, funny and a swimmer. 125 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,998 I like swimmers' bodies. 126 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,001 His dad made the magnetic strip on credit cards. 127 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:24,836 I like credit cards! 128 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,048 I'm not bad at this! 129 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:30,926 - What does he do? - He works in fine foods. 130 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:35,597 - You have a fine foods division? - It's a big company... 131 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,892 Now, wait a second. You make food and robots? 132 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,730 No, the robots just work for them. 133 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:46,983 MONICA: All right, I'm going to work. 134 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,528 Does anybody have a problem with that? 135 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,863 Yeah, lady. I do! 136 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,156 I got a problem! 137 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,492 I'll give you a problem! 138 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,786 What will you do? Fire me? 139 00:08:57,995 --> 00:09:00,455 You bet your ass I'll fire you! 140 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,415 See you later. 141 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:10,465 I should go. I've got a date. 142 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:11,841 With who? 143 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:15,136 You know the girl who lives in Poughkeepsie? 144 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,638 Not her. 145 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,224 This is someone else. 146 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,935 I can't decide between the two. 147 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:26,606 The one from Poughkeepsie, though two hours away, is pretty... 148 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,276 ...really smart and a lot of fun. 149 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:33,488 But this other girl, she lives right uptown. 150 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,867 She's just as pretty. 151 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,828 I guess she's smart. 152 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,372 She's not fun. 153 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:47,085 If she's no fun, why date her at all? 154 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:51,047 I want to give her a chance. She lives so close. 155 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:55,927 And, at the end of the date, she said something that... 156 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,222 ...if she was kidding, was very funny. 157 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:04,477 If she wasn't kidding, she's not fun. She's stupid and racist. 158 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,356 - Hey. - Hey. 159 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,693 How was your first day at the restaurant? 160 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,737 Damn! 161 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,078 JOEY: Hey. MONICA: Hey. 162 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,372 What happened to your fancy jacket? 163 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,249 They baked it. 164 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:27,792 I can't take this anymore. 165 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:31,171 - I'm going to fire you tonight. - You got it. Oh, oh! 166 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:32,714 What are you doing? 167 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,634 You're still on fire there. 168 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,179 I think you got it! 169 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:47,145 Chandler, you have the best taste in men. 170 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,440 Like father, like son. 171 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,361 Patrick and I had such a great time last night! 172 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,905 This could, maybe, get serious. 173 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:01,117 I thought you weren't looking for serious. Just a fling? 174 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,995 Well, you know, possibly. 175 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,793 You didn't tell him that, though, right? 176 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,837 Uh, no? 177 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:17,592 You told this guy that I was looking for a fling? 178 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,095 - You don't tell him that! - Why not? 179 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,597 I'd be thrilled if some hot girl... 180 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,807 I see. 181 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,812 You telling him I want a fling and me putting out... 182 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,940 ...he's so going to get the wrong idea! 183 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,405 Joey, could you pass the cheese? 184 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:42,283 I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey. 185 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,912 I thought it might be fun to try out a cool nickname. 186 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,122 Hey, Dragon! 187 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:52,377 Here's your tips from Monday and Tuesday. 188 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,296 There's $300 in this one. 189 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,007 People get generous around the holidays. 190 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,594 And it never hurts to wear tight trousers. 191 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,975 Could the waiters listen to the specials? 192 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:11,020 There's Chilean sea bass with a mango relish... 193 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,273 Why is nobody writing these? 194 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,816 We can remember them. 195 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:19,195 Because you'll make up fake specials and make me cook them? 196 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,157 Sure, that too. 197 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:27,912 Forget the specials for a minute. Um, here's the thing... 198 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,499 For the last two weeks I have, uh... 199 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:36,337 ...tried hard to create a positive atmosphere. 200 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,006 Can't hear you! 201 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,926 Positive atmosphere. 202 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,763 But I've had it up to here. 203 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,519 From now on, it is going to be my way... 204 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,398 ...or the highway. All right? 205 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,152 Does anybody have a problem with that? 206 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,370 Hey, new guy. 207 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:13,833 I said, does anybody have a problem with that? 208 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,961 No, ma'am. 209 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,090 He has a name. It's Dragon. 210 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,887 You want to know your name? Check your hat. 211 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,431 We did the hat, right? 212 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,897 - What the hell just happened? - I am so sorry. 213 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,524 I was going to do it. 214 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:41,361 But I was standing there with $327 in one hand... 215 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,906 ...and $238 in the other. And I was thinking... 216 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,575 ...it's been a long time since I had... 217 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,621 ...327 plus $238! 218 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,751 We had a deal! It's why you're here. I've got to fire you! 219 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,420 And I got to pay rent! 220 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,591 How about you don't fire me. 221 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,427 Instead, I stay. I gain their trust. 222 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,014 They'll listen to the nice things I say about you. 223 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,600 What nice things? 224 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:16,312 Nothing yet. They hate you, and I want to fit in. 225 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,650 [SINGING] Happy Hanukkah, Chandler and Monica, Merry, merry... 226 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,902 You know what, Pheebs? 227 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,905 I'm not Jewish so... 228 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,534 Ross doesn't decorate his tree with floss... 229 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,786 ...but he's not complaining. 230 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,329 [MUMBLING] 231 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,417 Bad dream? 232 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,252 I wasn't sleeping. 233 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,964 What was Phoebe's song about? 234 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,093 It's the one with the cat. 235 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,681 I got to go. I've got another date. 236 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,641 PHOEBE: Did you pick one yet? 237 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,770 It turns out the one from uptown was making a joke. 238 00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:02,150 It was a different joke. It wasn't that funny. 239 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,652 So I'm still torn. 240 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,988 You don't like the one from uptown. 241 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,991 And you're exhausted from dating Poughkeepsie. 242 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,076 Just end them both! 243 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,996 Go to Poughkeepsie and break up with her. 244 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,998 Then break up with uptown. 245 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,834 By the time you get home, you're done! 246 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,254 You're right. Thank you. 247 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,592 I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague. 248 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,679 - Prague? - So much you don't know. 249 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,027 RACHEL: Chandler? 250 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,655 Patrick just, uh, ended things with me. 251 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:53,952 Did you or didn't you tell him I wanted a serious relationship? 252 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,245 I did! I absolutely did! 253 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,247 You idiot! 254 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,750 I'm sure you're right. But why? 255 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:05,880 You don't tell a guy that you want a serious relationship. 256 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,049 Now you scared him away! 257 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,260 I am sorry. I am so sorry. 258 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,472 You should never be allowed to talk to people! 259 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,933 I know, I know! 260 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,144 Now I'm right back where I started. 261 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,896 This sucks! 262 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,148 Being alone sucks! 263 00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,734 You'll meet somebody. 264 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,903 You're a great catch! 265 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:33,908 When I told those guys about you, I didn't have to lie once. 266 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,661 - Really? - Yeah. 267 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,415 You graduated magna cum laude, right? 268 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,375 No. 269 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,585 It doesn't matter. 270 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:51,259 I got tickets to the Ranger game. You want to come with me? 271 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,345 Cute guys in little shorts? 272 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,847 Sure. 273 00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:02,103 Actually, it's a hockey team. Angry Canadians with no teeth. 274 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,731 That sounds fun too. Thank you. 275 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,065 Okay. 276 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,238 Have you ever been with a woman? 277 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,991 What? 278 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,368 What is the matter with you? 279 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,205 There is no good time to ask that question. 280 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,463 The station is Poughkeepsie. Poughkeepsie! 281 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,384 Ross? 282 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,012 Wake up! 283 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,684 Ross? Ross! Ross! 284 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,647 I need more swordfish. 285 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,402 - Can you get me more swordfish? - I don't speak English. 286 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,529 You just did. 287 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,240 I don't know what to tell you. 288 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,951 Fine. 289 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,630 MONICA: Very funny. 290 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,091 Let me out, please. 291 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,676 Come on, I'm cold! 292 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,345 [CRASHING] 293 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,890 And covered in marinara sauce! 294 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,475 Let me out! 295 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,981 You found that handle, did you? 296 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,903 - It's not funny. - Well, that's not true. 297 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:39,408 I'm a good person. And I'm a good chef. 298 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:43,746 And I don't deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! 299 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,666 If you want me to quit this bad then... 300 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,709 Hey. Chef Geller? 301 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,462 You know that speech you made? 302 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,923 I got a problem with it! 303 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,845 - You do? - You bet I do! 304 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:03,432 I just, uh, wasn't listening then, that's all. 305 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,980 If you want a problem, I'll give you a problem! 306 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,150 What are you going to do? Fire me? 307 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,903 You bet I'll fire you! Get out of my kitchen! 308 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,364 Get out! 309 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,785 All right. 310 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,746 Anybody else got a problem? 311 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,999 How about you, chuckles? 312 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,959 You think this is funny now? 313 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,210 No. 314 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:36,841 What if I dance covered in sauce? You think it's funny? 315 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,594 No, it's really good. 316 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,431 Take those salads to table four. 317 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,433 And you, get the swordfish! 318 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,185 And you! 319 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,187 Get a haircut! 320 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:56,944 Last stop, Montreal. The stop is Montreal! 321 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,282 What? 322 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:08,998 I bet myself that you had beautiful eyes. 323 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,709 Now that I see them, I win! 324 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,963 What? 325 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,426 We're at my stop. Would you like to have coffee? 326 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,349 Are we really in Montreal? 327 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:27,975 Yes, we are. 328 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,685 So coffee? 329 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,439 Coffee sounds great. 330 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,360 Wait. 331 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,528 So you live in Montreal? 332 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,449 No, but it's only a two-hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia. 333 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,497 JOEY: I should have thought about my wife and kids... 334 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,041 ...before I talked back to Chef Geller. 335 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,460 Thanks. 336 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,965 It will be a lean Christmas at the Dragon house this year. 337 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,469 Enough! 338 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,390 JOEY: Lean, lean, lean! 339 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,688 [SINGING] Went to the store Sat on Santa's lap 340 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,941 Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap 341 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,904 Said all you need is To write them a song 342 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:26,075 Now you haven't heard it yet So don't try to sing along 343 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,370 No, don't sing along 344 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:32,790 Monica, Monica 345 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,252 Have a happy Hanukkah 346 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,131 Saw Santa Claus 347 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,801 He said hello to Ross 348 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,888 And please tell Joey 349 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,392 Christmas will be snowy 350 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,896 And Rachel and Chandler 351 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,566 [MUMBLES] 352 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,404 Happy holidays, everybody! 353 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,414 [English - US - SDH]