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[♪♪]

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[CRASH]

3
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MAN:
You may now kiss the bride.

4
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[AUDIENCE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

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WOMAN 1:
Play. He's so fine.

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WOMAN 2:
Ooh, he looks good.

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WOMAN 3:
Can I change his mind?

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WOMAN 4:
Over here, baby.

9
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WOMAN 5:
Ooh, I need you.

10
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Come back here.

11
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I love you.

12
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WOMAN 6:
I love you.

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WOMAN 7:
Oh, don't do it.

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[RINGING]

15
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[PANTING]

16
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Yo.

17
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Yo, this wedding
got me buggin'.

18
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[RINGING STOPS]

19
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[GRUNTS]

20
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Hey.

21
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Hey.

22
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WOMAN: Hey.

23
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Hey, how about a nice, big,
juicy good morning kiss?

24
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Not with that
good morning breath.

25
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Ha.

26
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Well...

27
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Look, just one kiss.

28
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Come on. That's all I want.
Just one kiss.

29
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Okay.

30
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Come on back.

31
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Since you're so sweet,
you can have just a little--

32
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Aah!

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[GIGGLING]

34
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Hi-yah!

35
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What are you doing?

36
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What am I doing?

37
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What are you doing?

38
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Sergeant Sausage is present
and ready for duty, okay?

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Prepare for insertion.

40
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[LAUGHS]

41
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Wait. At ease.

42
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Sergeant Sausage,
Veda's a vegetarian.

43
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Look, just calm down
and close your eyes, all right?

44
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It ain't gonna take but a minute
while I'm up in it.

45
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So I'm marrying
the minute man now, huh?

46
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You knew that going in.

47
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Kid, stop.

48
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What?

49
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VEDA:
The wedding is days away.

50
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I know. And my nuts are
as blue as these sheets.

51
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Come on, hit a nigger off.

52
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I'll hit you, all right.

53
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[MAKING MARTIAL ARTS
NOISES]

54
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[RINGING]

55
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MACHINE:<i>
 Hi, this is Shireen
 from The Good Girls--</i>

56
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Come on, baby, let it run.

57
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Can't be anybody important.
I'm already here.

58
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Oh, uh-huh. I got to get it.
It might be about a job.

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STINKY:<i>
 Yo, hey, hey, hey,
 wake up, Play.</i>

60
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Shit.

61
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Hey, girl,
I know he's there.

62
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I don't know
why your fine ass

63
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is wasting your time
with him anyway.

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You need to be chillin'
with me.

65
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Because, girl, I'll lick you
like an ice cream cone

66
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on a hot summer's day.

67
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Damn, you a fine girl.

68
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It's your friend
that's not potty-trained.

69
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It's my cousin. Someone's got
to look out for him.

70
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Or just look out.

71
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Boy, you sure look good
this morning.

72
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You're missing something
though.

73
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Check this out.

74
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Aw, yeah.

75
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Now...

76
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Talk to me.

77
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What's up for breakfast?

78
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Talk to me.

79
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Talk to him. Give to him.

80
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I'll tell you,
based on the color scheme,

81
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I think this looks
better on you.

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STINKY:<i>
 We got to get ready to pick up</i>

83
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<i> Kid's dread-head cousins
 from the airport</i>

84
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and then we got to plan
the bachelor party.

85
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And then we need to talk about
my 50, 50, 50 fractions

86
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of Kid and Play's productions
that you guys owe me

87
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for my personal
services, man.

88
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Stinky, if you go to school
like your mother wants,

89
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you'd understand
the business more,

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The percentages
instead of the fractions.

91
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And right now I'm trying
to close a very important deal.

92
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I'm gonna have to get
with you later, Stinky.

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KID:
I'm not asking for much.

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Hook me up with some of
that French toast you be makin'.

95
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When you have it stacked up.

96
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And just laying on the side,
the strawberries.

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Chillin'.

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VEDA:
I've never made
any French toast.

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You have me confused
with Sydney again.

100
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Damn.

101
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Uh, ha, ha. Check it out.
You know what happened?

102
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Let me tell you. I was trippin'.
I made a mistake.

103
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See, what had happened was,
that was Play.

104
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Okay? And he had gone
to France,

105
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right, with his girl,

106
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and at one point
they made a toast.

107
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So it was a French toast.

108
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Don't even try it, Kid.

109
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People do not toast
with malt liquor,

110
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and that is all
I have ever seen Play drink.

111
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You're busted.

112
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What's up with you?

113
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When we started going out,

114
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you promised me
we could make demo.

115
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A demo? Come on, baby,
I can do better than that.

116
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I'm hooking you up with one
of the largest promoters ever,

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a brother
by the name of Showboat.

118
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I'm gettin' with him
this morning.

119
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Yeah, right.

120
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That's right.

121
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And, um, I hope when
we give you that call,

122
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that surprise call,
that you're ready.

123
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Play.

124
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Yep.

125
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Play.

126
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What?

127
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Oh...

128
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I sure hope Kid's cousins
have bus fare.

129
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Oh, Janelle is throwing me
a little party Friday night.

130
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Nothing big.
Just a few of the girls.

131
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Perhaps some wine.

132
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A male stripper.

133
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Well, have a good time.

134
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Let me know what went down
with that, all right?

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VEDA:
Okey-dokey.

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Yoo-hoo.

137
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Yes, darling?

138
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Did you male dancer?

139
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No. I said stripper.

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Wh--? Oh, my bad.
Stripper.

141
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Janelle got some guy
named Night Heat.

142
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Night Heat?

143
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Night Heat.

144
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She thought the girls
would get a kick out of it.

145
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Can I kick Janelle?

146
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No, you can't.

147
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In the organ of my choice,
repeatedly?

148
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No, you can't,
because she will kick back.

149
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I can't have you two
kicking each other.

150
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See you later.

151
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Johnny Booze, what's up?
Yeah, it's Playtime.

152
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We got to make this brief,
'cause I'm calling from the car.

153
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Yeah, my boy,
his bachelor party.

154
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That's right.
Of course I got the dough.

155
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Yo, just get a pen out, man.

156
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Friday night
at the Densmore Hotel.

157
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That's right.
Now, who you got?

158
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Angina Williams?

159
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Angina-- Angina Williams?
Yo, ain't that the girl

160
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that does the disappearing act
with the beer bottles?

161
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Bet. Perfect for Kid.

162
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Yo, good lookin' out, man.
Don't let me down.

163
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All right cool.
Peace out, black.

164
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Yo, Angina Williams, man.
Tell me something.

165
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How did your fowl ass
pull some move like that?

166
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I keep trying to tell you
and Kid. It's the American way.

167
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BOY:
Excuse me, sir.

168
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Yes, can I help you?

169
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Sir, we just flew in
from Detroit

170
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to perform in front
of some senior citizens,

171
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and all our luggage
is gone.

172
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Our show clothes.

173
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My CD player.

174
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George.

175
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George? Who's George?

176
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You know. George.

177
00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:02,714
His teddy bear.

178
00:08:02,781 --> 00:08:04,448
CLERK:
Oh, your teddy bear.

179
00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:07,085
Gee, I'm so sorry,
but I know how it feels.

180
00:08:07,151 --> 00:08:09,487
My Slinky died two years ago.

181
00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:11,156
I still wake up crying.

182
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This is an insurance form.

183
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You know how to fill it out,
don't you?

184
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You write down
"Socks, $50,000."

185
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And you were carrying a car
in your suitcase.

186
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May God bless you.

187
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Oh, and God bless you too.

188
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Sorry about the eye.
Did you lose that also?

189
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Yo, yo, yo, slow down.
Pull over here.

190
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What for?

191
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Just pull over.
We got to get our luggage, fool.

192
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Yo, I thought they lost
your luggage.

193
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Nah, stupid. You think we dumb
enough to lose our luggage?

194
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We were just trying to make
some more vacation money.

195
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You know, to bring
some girls to Hawaii.

196
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Do you know what you punks did
is against the law?

197
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You could end up
in juvie hall.

198
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That's the first stop
to the big house.

199
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Know what they do to boys
in the big house?

200
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Make little girls out of them.

201
00:08:53,865 --> 00:08:57,668
When we get there, we'll say
hello to your low-life friends.

202
00:08:57,735 --> 00:09:02,106
Take us to Capital Records,
MCA, Motown and Virgin Records,

203
00:09:02,173 --> 00:09:04,375
to let everybody know
that Immature is in the house.

204
00:09:04,442 --> 00:09:05,845
The only house
you're gonna be in

205
00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:08,445
is the house you'll be
in all summer on punishment.

206
00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:10,516
You ain't cuttin' up
like you did last summer,

207
00:09:10,582 --> 00:09:11,918
you understand me?

208
00:09:14,119 --> 00:09:16,055
[♪♪]

209
00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:26,597
Yo, watch the finish.

210
00:09:26,664 --> 00:09:29,168
Watch the finish.

211
00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:36,709
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
The wild bunch is here.

212
00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:41,347
Yo, what's up fellas?
What's going on?

213
00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:42,780
What's up, man?

214
00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:42,780
All right.

215
00:09:42,847 --> 00:09:44,482
LUCY:
Well, well, well.

216
00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:47,586
Hello, Aunt Lucy.
What's up, Veda?

217
00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:52,190
Aunt Lucy, these are your
brother Petey's grandchildren.

218
00:09:52,256 --> 00:09:54,459
If you say so.

219
00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:58,629
Honey, your pants
are too big,

220
00:09:58,697 --> 00:10:00,633
but Aunt Lucy gonna
take care of that.

221
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:04,302
Play and Stinky, I brought
some lunch. It's on the table.

222
00:10:04,369 --> 00:10:05,805
BOTH:
Oh, word.

223
00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:08,206
That's what I'm talking about.
And I hope everybody ate,

224
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,908
'cause I ain't saving
a damn thing.

225
00:10:09,975 --> 00:10:12,644
Fellas, I want you
to meet my fiancée Veda.

226
00:10:12,711 --> 00:10:15,648
Hi guys. Oh, you're so cute.

227
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,081
Look at your little dreads.

228
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,917
I don't which one of you
is the cutest.

229
00:10:18,984 --> 00:10:21,019
You pretty cute
yourself too.

230
00:10:21,086 --> 00:10:23,788
Damn, Kid, I didn't know
you had it going on like this.

231
00:10:23,855 --> 00:10:25,124
She is fine.

232
00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:27,193
Hey, Kid, what happened
to that big booty girl?

233
00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:28,860
The one
you went to college with.

234
00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:30,995
Ooh, look at the time.

235
00:10:31,062 --> 00:10:33,064
We have a meeting today
that we're late for.

236
00:10:33,131 --> 00:10:35,033
We have a meeting,
so we have to go.

237
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,702
And we're late.
Uh, Play, Stinky. Play.

238
00:10:37,769 --> 00:10:42,807
You know, the big booty girl.
I think her name was Sydney.

239
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,510
Play, Stinky, we got a meeting.
Come on, let's roll.

240
00:10:45,577 --> 00:10:50,216
Well, what's with all
these worms in your head, boy?

241
00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:54,052
I hope you left some food
for the little ones.

242
00:10:54,119 --> 00:10:56,488
Of course, we did, Aunt Lucy.
Of course, we did.

243
00:10:56,554 --> 00:10:59,891
Now, well,
of course, I did.

244
00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,060
Now, Veda said you could have
something to eat.

245
00:11:02,126 --> 00:11:05,496
She didn't say go and eat up
all that Chinese food.

246
00:11:05,563 --> 00:11:06,998
It was fried chicken,
Aunt Lucy.

247
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,134
Hush your mouth.

248
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,869
Chinese people don't eat
fried chicken.

249
00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:13,538
What?

250
00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:14,939
Kid, I'm telling you
right now,

251
00:11:15,005 --> 00:11:17,875
we're going sell
Sex As A Weapon to Showboat.

252
00:11:17,942 --> 00:11:19,978
Wait a minute, we haven't
even signed them yet.

253
00:11:20,044 --> 00:11:22,113
I thought we were having
this meeting to find out

254
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,315
if he was even
interested.

255
00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:25,482
Come on, Kid, you know
I got the skills, man.

256
00:11:25,549 --> 00:11:27,084
We're gonna get
the girls to sign.

257
00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:29,387
We gonna sell them to Showboat.
It's the American way.

258
00:11:29,453 --> 00:11:31,623
Selling what you don't own.
I do it all the time.

259
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,460
This could backfire, man.
This could backfire big time.

260
00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:37,495
Play, don't you know what
you're doing is against the law?

261
00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:39,630
Keep it up,
and you'll end up in the joint,

262
00:11:39,697 --> 00:11:41,198
in the cell next to ours.

263
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,668
Yeah.

264
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,668
Just once.

265
00:11:43,735 --> 00:11:44,903
Come on,
just once, man.

266
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,839
Let me just hit him once,
you know?

267
00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:48,206
Whoo.

268
00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:51,043
[♪♪]

269
00:11:54,078 --> 00:11:55,814
Okay, have a seat, guys.
Have a seat.

270
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,682
Look, now, we're here
on business, all right?

271
00:11:57,749 --> 00:12:00,219
I want you to act like
you got some home training.

272
00:12:00,285 --> 00:12:02,720
Tsk, man, we know
how to act in public.

273
00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:05,524
All right, I don't wanna have
to hurt you.

274
00:12:08,126 --> 00:12:10,694
SHOWBOAT:
No, I told you
I'm not hearing that.

275
00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:13,264
Look, I'll come over there
and slap your mouth.

276
00:12:13,331 --> 00:12:15,332
You better get my money.
I'm not playing, boy.

277
00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:17,201
Get my money. Get it now.

278
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,436
PLAY:
Showboat, what's up?

279
00:12:18,503 --> 00:12:20,973
Hey, hey, fellas. Fellas.

280
00:12:21,038 --> 00:12:23,207
Let's make some money.
Talk to me quick.

281
00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:24,976
Whoo!

282
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,344
Uh, Showboat...

283
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:28,780
Hey, yo, move that shit
off the table.

284
00:12:28,847 --> 00:12:30,149
Thanks, slice.
Go ahead.

285
00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:34,253
Uh, Showboat, we really
wanna work with you.

286
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,522
We have what we believe to be
a solid business proposition

287
00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:40,192
that'll prove to be lucrative
for all parties involved.

288
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,460
Well, I like it
so far.

289
00:12:41,525 --> 00:12:43,694
You know that girl group
Sex As A Weapon, right?

290
00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:45,596
Oh, them girls
are on, slice.

291
00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:47,331
Well, it just so happens
we signed them

292
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,434
into an exclusive contract
yesterday, man.

293
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,403
And, um, we wanna go
on tour.

294
00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:53,338
And we wanna do business
with you.

295
00:12:53,404 --> 00:12:56,173
You know, I got a 12 city tour
of the Chitlin Circuit.

296
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,675
Uh, we about to start
right now.

297
00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,412
And you know,
a group like Sex As A Weapon

298
00:13:00,477 --> 00:13:02,279
could set that baby
on fire.

299
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,149
Give me three G's,
and we got a deal.

300
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,552
Wait. Why do I need
to go through you?

301
00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:08,020
I'm the man.

302
00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:10,656
Shit, Play, you ain't
nothing but a sucker MC.

303
00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:12,924
And Kid,
your jelly ain't shit.

304
00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:15,293
Stinky, well, I think
the names speaks for itself.

305
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,995
Yo, my name ain't Stinky,
it's James.

306
00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:18,062
[DOG BARKS]

307
00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:19,764
Getting all excited.

308
00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:22,399
You don't seem to understand,
Sex As A Weapon ain't doing jack

309
00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:23,601
without our say so.

310
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:27,306
Uh, uh, what he means
to say, Showboat,

311
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:31,075
is that, uh, they respect
our opinions with regard

312
00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:32,878
to their career moves.

313
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,347
Yo, Kid, cut all that bullshit
out, man.

314
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:37,349
You obviously don't know
who you dealing with.

315
00:13:37,414 --> 00:13:38,716
How you work
this thing?

316
00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:41,019
I know who I'm dealing with,
and it better be local.

317
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,254
[PHONE RINGS]

318
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:47,625
Hello.

319
00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:48,760
Yeah, this is Play.
Uh...

320
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,862
Say hello
to the man himself, Showboat.

321
00:13:51,929 --> 00:13:54,065
Showboat, I can't believe
it's for real.

322
00:13:54,131 --> 00:13:56,668
Yeah, shit's unbelievable, baby.
I know. Go ahead. Go ahead.

323
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:59,604
PLAY:
Uh, we talking about
a 12 city tour, sweetheart.

324
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:01,673
And, um, all you got
to do is say yes,

325
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,408
and Play will take care
of the rest.

326
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:04,810
[SCREAMS]

327
00:14:04,876 --> 00:14:06,344
There it is.

328
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,446
Um, you know what?
I'll bring home the condoms...

329
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,849
I'm sorry, I'll bring home
the contracts tonight, baby.

330
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,051
Keep it clean.

331
00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:14,252
Hook them up,
Ms. Pain.

332
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,653
Hook me up.

333
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,923
Uh, aren't there a few things
we should discuss

334
00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:20,893
before we start taking
Showboat's money?

335
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,660
PLAY:
What are you talking--?

336
00:14:22,726 --> 00:14:24,929
Kid, ain't nothing
but a G thing, baby.

337
00:14:24,996 --> 00:14:27,231
We all adults here.
Showboat trust us.

338
00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:29,500
He's a businessman.
We are businessmen's.

339
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:31,235
Ah, you are
a silly motherfucker.

340
00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:33,004
Showboat
don't trust shit.

341
00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:34,473
No, no, no,
my daddy always said

342
00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:37,108
don't trust nobody but your mama
and then cut the deck.

343
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,677
Fuck that. Make sure you do
what you say you gonna do.

344
00:14:39,744 --> 00:14:40,778
You got my money, boy.

345
00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,313
Oh, oh, oh.
One more thing.

346
00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:43,349
Go have a good time.

347
00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:46,217
But look, look,
whatever you do,

348
00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:49,019
you can talk about my mama,
steal my car, take my jewelry,

349
00:14:49,086 --> 00:14:51,956
but don't mess
with my money.

350
00:14:52,023 --> 00:14:54,860
Oh, when you do that,
you done...

351
00:14:58,629 --> 00:15:00,798
Then you messin'
with the wrong G.

352
00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,766
The wrong G.

353
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:06,470
Now, um, here's the list of
those 12 cities we talked about.

354
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,106
Uh, make sure
you have those girls

355
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,775
sign that contract
by tomorrow.

356
00:15:10,841 --> 00:15:14,446
And until then, heh,
let's make some money.

357
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,982
It was just really nice
this morning, you know.

358
00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:19,516
Kid had his reunion
with his little cousins.

359
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:23,021
And they are three
of the cutest little boys

360
00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:26,524
you ever want to see,
until one of them asked Kid

361
00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:27,991
what happened
to the big booty girl

362
00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:29,227
he used to date
in college.

363
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:30,861
Oh, no, he didn't.

364
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:30,861
Oh, yes, he did.

365
00:15:30,928 --> 00:15:33,097
Was he talking about Sydney?

366
00:15:30,928 --> 00:15:33,097
Don't say that "S" word.

367
00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:36,567
Oh. Not with this day
I've been having.

368
00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:38,036
Not only that.

369
00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:42,707
Kid kept going on about
how good my French toast is.

370
00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,908
But you don't like
French toast.

371
00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:48,513
Veda, you're my baby cousin,
and I love you.

372
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,615
But if you're having
second thoughts about this,

373
00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:52,517
then maybe you ought
to keep on thinking.

374
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,819
You're more than welcome
to continue living with me.

375
00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:55,819
I love having you.

376
00:15:55,886 --> 00:15:57,922
No, if Kid
were not ready,

377
00:15:57,989 --> 00:16:00,492
he would not have saved
for our condo.

378
00:16:00,558 --> 00:16:03,562
Bought me this ring.
He could have a car.

379
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,798
Janelle, I am wearing
the man's car.

380
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:10,402
He announced
our engagement, not me.

381
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,371
He never got this far
with Sydney.

382
00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:15,840
Yeah, that's because Sydney
had some sense.

383
00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:18,978
[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]

384
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,730
Okay, guys. Guys, guys,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

385
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,166
Calm your nerves.
Have a seat. Have a seat.

386
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:43,634
All right? Just sit down and do
whatever Stinky tells you.

387
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:45,136
You sit down too.

388
00:16:45,202 --> 00:16:47,605
I keep telling you I ain't
no babysitter for these kids.

389
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,474
I need to be trying
to impress them girls.

390
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:50,809
Play,
take me with you, man.

391
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,810
They look at me,
they'll sign that contract.

392
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,080
Stinky, do me a favor.
Either wash your ass

393
00:16:55,145 --> 00:16:57,081
or sit the hell down
and shut up.

394
00:16:57,148 --> 00:16:58,450
KID:
Please.

395
00:17:04,155 --> 00:17:05,823
Hi, Kid.

396
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,692
Hi, Kid.

397
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,694
Uh, I mean, hi, ladies.

398
00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:13,097
Know what? We need to talk
in a better business atmosphere.

399
00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:15,866
So why don't we kick it
in the ball with some drinks?

400
00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:17,135
Our treat.

401
00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:18,536
Right this way.
Right this way.

402
00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:20,038
Please.

403
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:26,243
Ooh, this is what
I'm talking about.

404
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,945
Getting down
to the real nitty-gritty.

405
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,313
Some business.

406
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,249
Some ballistics, y'all.

407
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,249
He's right.

408
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,183
Real business.

409
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,821
Business minds.
Big money.

410
00:17:36,887 --> 00:17:39,290
Business. Kid.

411
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:40,357
Kid?

412
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:40,357
Uh.

413
00:17:40,424 --> 00:17:42,594
Oh. I'm sorry.

414
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,496
You got to excuse my friend,
he's zoning out.

415
00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:46,096
This weekend,
he's getting married.

416
00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:47,932
And, um, you know,
we're planning

417
00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,601
a big bachelor party
for him on Friday.

418
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,935
You know what?

419
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,805
Why don't you come down
and help me change his mind?

420
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,173
Well, anyway, for starters,
uh, let's get some drinks.

421
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,375
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

422
00:17:57,442 --> 00:17:59,877
That's French,
you know? Heh.

423
00:17:59,943 --> 00:18:01,312
MAN:
Can I take
your drink order?

424
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:05,617
Um, I'd like a Slow Screw
Against the Wall.

425
00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:08,252
Ooh. I'll have
a Sex on the Beach.

426
00:18:08,319 --> 00:18:11,222
You know what? I can take care
of these orders myself.

427
00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:12,523
Beat it, Benson.

428
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:13,757
Oh, before you go, uh,

429
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:16,161
we'll have two tap waters
with ice.

430
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,130
Domestic with a twist.

431
00:18:19,196 --> 00:18:22,366
♪ Aw, yeah ♪

432
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,869
♪ Immature's in the house ♪

433
00:18:27,904 --> 00:18:29,240
♪ Ready to tear it up ♪

434
00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:32,144
♪ With the help
Of the boys and the band ♪

435
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,380
♪ We gonna kick a little
something like ♪

436
00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:38,649
♪ Something like this ♪

437
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,052
♪ Three small brothers
You might call pint sized ♪

438
00:18:41,118 --> 00:18:43,387
♪ Kickin' the rhythm
Down before your eyes ♪

439
00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:45,624
♪ Don, Jerome
And my name is Marcus ♪

440
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,059
♪ Steppin' to the stage
You know we gonna spark this ♪

441
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,128
♪ Microphone
'Cause the heat is on ♪

442
00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:52,496
We generated quite a bit
of heat with your demo.

443
00:18:52,563 --> 00:18:53,999
Frankly,
we're very confident

444
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:56,999
that we can get you
a label deal.

445
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,434
We want you
to sign with us.

446
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:58,568
Yo, cut the bull.

447
00:18:58,635 --> 00:19:00,504
Sign with us, pow,
12-city tour,

448
00:19:00,571 --> 00:19:02,106
that's the way we roll.

449
00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:04,709
Hello.

450
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,044
BOTH [IN UNISON]:
Pow.

451
00:19:06,109 --> 00:19:08,211
And there it is.

452
00:19:08,278 --> 00:19:09,881
A twelve-city tour
for real?

453
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,382
PLAY: That's right.

454
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,382
Hold up.

455
00:19:11,449 --> 00:19:12,717
Wait, wait,
wait, wait.

456
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,552
A twelve-city tour
just might be all right

457
00:19:14,618 --> 00:19:16,320
if we go to places
like Montreal,

458
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:19,890
New York, D.C., okay?

459
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,427
That's what I'm talking about.

460
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,427
BOTH: Say what? Say huh?

461
00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:24,163
I like that.

462
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:31,737
Ah, heh, well,
here's the itinerary, heh.

463
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,039
All right. Now.

464
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:37,942
Bugtussle, Oklahoma?

465
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,179
Stand Back, Alabama?

466
00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:43,548
Nigger keep running,
Mississippi?

467
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,682
Not even...

468
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,682
Hold up.

469
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,085
Hold up.

470
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,120
Y'all niggers
ain't gonna play us like that.

471
00:19:49,186 --> 00:19:51,154
You all know we roll
like filet mignon.

472
00:19:51,221 --> 00:19:53,691
And you all trying to play us
out like some soybean burgers.

473
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:57,028
Brah. We have
better things to do.

474
00:19:57,094 --> 00:19:58,297
Who's she calling?

475
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,465
WOMAN:
This is Collette, mm-hm.
Sex As A Weapon.

476
00:20:00,531 --> 00:20:02,733
Yes, we're ready
to do business.

477
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,535
You know what, guys, um,

478
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:06,571
I think it's fair
to let y'all know

479
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:08,807
we been meeting with
Coldblood management and--

480
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:10,842
Coldblood?
He's a crook.

481
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:13,378
That punk will rob you
for all the loot you make.

482
00:20:13,444 --> 00:20:14,913
Straight up and down,
on the reals.

483
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,913
WOMAN:
I don't know what
y'all talking about.

484
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:20,817
He said that he would
get us a Mustang 5.0.

485
00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:22,119
What did you say?

486
00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:23,653
5.0?

487
00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:23,653
Okay.

488
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:26,490
Mm-hm.

489
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:26,490
COLETTE: Cinco pointo zero.

490
00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:29,460
Okay, uh, for starters
we could hook you up

491
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:31,194
with a budget
for your wardrobe.

492
00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:32,931
For your wardrobe,
for your first tour.

493
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,298
GIRLS [IN UNISON]:
No.

494
00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:37,868
Coldblood said he'd give us
our own fashion designer.

495
00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:40,203
That's all you want?
We got the best in the west.

496
00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:43,541
We're talking
Aunt Lucy's Fashions.

497
00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:45,576
♪ Funky freestylin'
That's with 3D ♪

498
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,079
♪ Run home and tell
All your friends what we did ♪

499
00:20:48,145 --> 00:20:50,213
♪ Mixing hip-hop
With this thing called jazz ♪

500
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,848
♪ Simply put
You can kiss my ♪

501
00:20:51,915 --> 00:20:53,951
♪ Ask me no questions
I tell you no lies ♪

502
00:20:54,018 --> 00:20:56,354
♪ That's how this thing goes
Kicking it with the lingo ♪

503
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,522
♪ Crispy like a Pringle ♪

504
00:20:57,588 --> 00:21:01,224
He already guaranteed us
4.34 percent

505
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:05,496
of the venue gross receipts
based on generally accepted

506
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,599
industry account
practices.

507
00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:09,067
So.

508
00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:09,067
Okay.

509
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:12,237
We anticipated that you could
at least give us 4.5 percent.

510
00:21:12,303 --> 00:21:13,604
You know
what I'm saying?

511
00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:16,106
To fatten the pockets
and put the cash in my hand.

512
00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:17,340
Sound good to me.

513
00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:18,809
PLAY:
That might not be a problem.

514
00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,979
Wait, wait. Okay.
All right, um, all right.

515
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,647
If Coldblood's
gonna go there,

516
00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:24,281
perhaps we can adjust
these figures

517
00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:26,117
so that we're looking at...

518
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:28,620
Shit.

519
00:21:28,686 --> 00:21:31,021
Uh, wait, wait,
wait a minute. Okay.

520
00:21:31,088 --> 00:21:33,191
Perhaps we can, uh,
perhaps we can, um...

521
00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:34,759
Wait, wait,
we changed the figures

522
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,495
to reduce
some of our overhead.

523
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,928
Uh, flip it.
Uh, carry the three.

524
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,530
And then
we're looking at...

525
00:21:39,596 --> 00:21:40,597
Hell no.

526
00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:41,799
[SIGHS]

527
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,103
Wait, wait, wait, all right.
Hold up a second.

528
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:49,140
All right. How about this?
We give you Play's cut,

529
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,808
so that we're looking at--

530
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,278
You're buggin'. Check this out.
It's gonna be a G per show.

531
00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:56,014
We'll take care of all the hotel
and the travel arrangements.

532
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,248
That's as fair as it get.
I'm putting my foot down.

533
00:21:58,316 --> 00:22:00,451
Well, ladies,
lookie here.

534
00:22:00,518 --> 00:22:02,354
BOTH [IN UNISON]:
Lookie here, lookie here.

535
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:03,555
Looks like Coldblood's deal

536
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,189
is a little bit better
than this one.

537
00:22:05,256 --> 00:22:08,460
And when you all become big-time
and can beat that 5.0.

538
00:22:08,526 --> 00:22:10,562
Give us a call.

539
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,700
You know what?
It's too bad too

540
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:19,271
because I was just about
to make me a new friend.

541
00:22:19,336 --> 00:22:20,538
Sorry for you.

542
00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,373
Wait a minute.
We can work this out.

543
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,942
Heh.

544
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,942
Yo, hey, hey, yo.

545
00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:26,810
See you, bye.

546
00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:26,810
Slow.

547
00:22:26,876 --> 00:22:31,048
Damn, man,
we almost had them, man.

548
00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:34,085
Aunt Lucy's Fashions?

549
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,487
♪ We're just here to give
A kick in the booty ♪

550
00:22:36,554 --> 00:22:39,490
♪ So feel free
To make a contribution ♪

551
00:22:39,557 --> 00:22:40,991
That's right,
you heard the kids.

552
00:22:41,058 --> 00:22:43,327
We available for children's
parties, Bar Mitzvahs,

553
00:22:43,394 --> 00:22:44,796
sweet sixteen's,
weddings, anything.

554
00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:47,131
Just put some money in the hat.
It's for the kids.

555
00:22:47,198 --> 00:22:49,200
Come on, man, do something
for the kids, huh?

556
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,302
Heal the world.
You know what I'm saying?

557
00:22:51,368 --> 00:22:52,602
Just for the kids, you know?

558
00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:54,973
Hey, who put a food stamp
in the hat?

559
00:22:59,376 --> 00:23:00,778
MAN [ON PHONE]:
Hey, Yo, what up?

560
00:23:00,845 --> 00:23:02,881
This is Ex-Con Caterer
where we do chicken right.

561
00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:04,882
You know, something like
the warden used to,

562
00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:06,284
whether you like it
or not.

563
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:07,919
I remember, one time
I was in jail,

564
00:23:07,984 --> 00:23:10,154
I didn't eat the food,
they locked me in the hole.

565
00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,457
Six weeks down there
wondering why.

566
00:23:12,523 --> 00:23:14,458
Nobody came to visit.
No phone calls.

567
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:16,228
No nothing. I'm just
down there storming

568
00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:17,729
because I didn't eat
the damn food.

569
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:20,264
I ain't got to eat the food
the warden give me.

570
00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:22,867
Chill out. We got the pardon.
We free.

571
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:23,968
Chill out.

572
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:25,403
Hey, who the hell
is this?

573
00:23:25,469 --> 00:23:26,938
Oh, how you doing,
mama?

574
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,739
What you want?
200 pounds of chilies

575
00:23:28,806 --> 00:23:30,074
for Saturday night.

576
00:23:30,141 --> 00:23:31,208
You got it. No problem.

577
00:23:31,275 --> 00:23:33,345
Hey.

578
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,813
Oh, look, what the fuck
we got here.

579
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,116
Three mark-ass
nappers.

580
00:23:38,182 --> 00:23:41,051
Fuck all that. what's up
with my order for Friday, huh?

581
00:23:41,118 --> 00:23:43,721
It depends on
what your bitch ass get.

582
00:23:43,788 --> 00:23:45,323
What the fuck you want,
some chilies,

583
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,992
some cheese, spam, tuna,
some tomatoes?

584
00:23:48,058 --> 00:23:49,993
What the fuck
you want?

585
00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:51,695
Look out.
Look out, punk.

586
00:23:51,761 --> 00:23:52,896
Come on in, Big Dukey.

587
00:23:52,963 --> 00:23:54,731
Big Dukey?

588
00:23:52,963 --> 00:23:54,731
Dukey.

589
00:23:54,798 --> 00:23:56,901
Yo, man, it's obvious
this ain't no Benihana's.

590
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,970
Know what I'm saying?
Man, this is all we want.

591
00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:01,739
Some chicken wings, hot dogs
and a case of 40s. Got that?

592
00:24:01,806 --> 00:24:03,842
First of all, you need
to calm the fuck down

593
00:24:03,907 --> 00:24:05,675
and go gargle, funky.

594
00:24:05,742 --> 00:24:07,477
Man, my name is Stinky.
Stinky, all right?

595
00:24:07,545 --> 00:24:10,315
Stinky, funky, smell bad,
it's all the same.

596
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,083
Fuck all that, nigga,
your name is Funky

597
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:15,320
because you come up in here
smelling like butt crack.

598
00:24:15,386 --> 00:24:17,655
Yo, squash all that.
The food better be on.

599
00:24:17,721 --> 00:24:18,923
You hear
what I'm saying?

600
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,125
Look at this nigga,
Mr. Bowler, Mr. High Roller,

601
00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:22,460
Mr. Flashing Fucking Money.

602
00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:24,996
Since you got it like that,
punk, pay a nigga now.

603
00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:26,164
You got my food now?

604
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:27,798
Or maybe do you have
my food now?

605
00:24:27,865 --> 00:24:29,366
That's what I'm saying.

606
00:24:27,865 --> 00:24:29,366
Dumb shit.

607
00:24:29,432 --> 00:24:30,634
Let me tell you something.

608
00:24:30,701 --> 00:24:33,505
You don't come in
making no goddamn demands.

609
00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:35,874
We will fuck around
your punk ass on the grill.

610
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,808
Straight make
some barbecued bitch.

611
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:41,945
No, bake all three punk asses,
make three-bitch pie now.

612
00:24:42,012 --> 00:24:43,880
Why don't we just give them
all the money now?

613
00:24:43,948 --> 00:24:45,216
Yo, forget that,
Kid, man.

614
00:24:45,282 --> 00:24:46,650
The original deal
was a deposit.

615
00:24:46,717 --> 00:24:48,853
I refused to be intimidated
by these three losers.

616
00:24:48,919 --> 00:24:51,189
That's bullshit, man.
It's just bullshit.

617
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:53,291
Especially some midget
like you, hairy bastard.

618
00:24:53,356 --> 00:24:55,259
Kick it, cuz.

619
00:24:53,356 --> 00:24:55,259
Look here, motherfucker,

620
00:24:55,326 --> 00:24:58,129
I'll kick you in your nuts
and make your jaw swell.

621
00:24:58,195 --> 00:25:00,830
You think you want more,
you punk-ass, niggers, huh?

622
00:25:00,897 --> 00:25:01,832
Just give them the money.

623
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,567
No, Kid.

624
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,567
Look, okay.

625
00:25:03,634 --> 00:25:05,135
Just have the food there.
Thank you.

626
00:25:05,202 --> 00:25:07,471
Yo, the food better be on.

627
00:25:05,202 --> 00:25:07,471
Your sister better be on.

628
00:25:07,538 --> 00:25:10,374
Your mother's on.

629
00:25:07,538 --> 00:25:10,374
Your grandmama's straight on.

630
00:25:10,441 --> 00:25:11,542
PLAY:
Check this out.

631
00:25:11,608 --> 00:25:14,410
After this tour you two
are gonna be the bomb.

632
00:25:14,478 --> 00:25:17,081
You're gonna blow up.

633
00:25:17,147 --> 00:25:20,451
Trust me. Trust me.

634
00:25:20,518 --> 00:25:22,019
Now you're gonna remember
to listen

635
00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:23,688
to that tape
I gave you, right?

636
00:25:23,753 --> 00:25:26,156
Of course, I listen to
anything worth holding onto,

637
00:25:26,223 --> 00:25:28,259
and believe me you two
definitely got something

638
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:31,096
I got to get my hands on.
Word up, you know?

639
00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:33,631
Talent scouting
again, huh, heh.

640
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:37,201
Play,
you workaholic.

641
00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:41,039
Know what? I gotta take care
of something real quick.

642
00:25:41,105 --> 00:25:43,641
I'll get right back at you.
We're gonna get into this.

643
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,610
We're gonna get
into this.

644
00:25:45,676 --> 00:25:47,477
Janelle, what's up,
sweetheart?

645
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:49,346
Tell me something,
Play.

646
00:25:49,413 --> 00:25:51,316
Doesn't it ever
bother you?

647
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,383
What?

648
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:54,653
Misleading women
the way you do.

649
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,822
Misleading women?

650
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,822
Yeah.

651
00:25:57,888 --> 00:26:00,391
Janelle,
they are a group.

652
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,826
I am a manager.

653
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:05,196
In the entertainment business,
they work together.

654
00:26:05,262 --> 00:26:06,196
I'm working with them.

655
00:26:06,263 --> 00:26:07,931
Come on, now,
you know my style.

656
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:11,035
And helping yourself to some
while you're at it, right?

657
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:14,805
You coming off like they're
supposed to be helpless females.

658
00:26:14,872 --> 00:26:16,274
I mean, let's think
about it here,

659
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:18,875
has it occurred to you that
perhaps they're enjoying this

660
00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:21,346
just as much as I am?
Ever thought about that?

661
00:26:21,412 --> 00:26:24,949
Yeah, I have,
and it frightens me.

662
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,618
Look, the sooner
we get this started,

663
00:26:26,683 --> 00:26:28,653
the sooner I can
get out of here.

664
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,189
Now, did you reserve
the tuxes for the ushers?

665
00:26:31,255 --> 00:26:32,891
Yes, I reserved the tuxes
for the ushers

666
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,325
and I'm gonna pay
for them too.

667
00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:36,928
That's the least you could do.
The bride pays for everything.

668
00:26:36,994 --> 00:26:38,628
And it'll be the last thing
she pays for.

669
00:26:38,695 --> 00:26:40,064
After that ring
is on her finger,

670
00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:42,166
that's her carte blanche
to do what she pleases.

671
00:26:42,232 --> 00:26:43,701
While my man's
breaking his back,

672
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:46,136
because she turns
to the gimme gimme girl.

673
00:26:46,203 --> 00:26:47,337
I knew
you was primitive,

674
00:26:47,404 --> 00:26:49,807
but I didn't think
you was a pure caveman.

675
00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:52,978
I guess it goes down like that
with those gold-digging,

676
00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:56,080
hoochie-mama, gut bucket
skeezas you attract,

677
00:26:56,146 --> 00:26:58,649
but tell me something, what
do you really have to offer?

678
00:26:58,715 --> 00:27:00,017
I mean, really?

679
00:27:00,084 --> 00:27:02,420
Well, it just so happens
that what I have to offer

680
00:27:02,487 --> 00:27:04,721
might be more than
you can handle, Janelle.

681
00:27:04,788 --> 00:27:08,459
And when you are ready
to become a full-fledged woman,

682
00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:10,394
why don't
you give me a call?

683
00:27:10,461 --> 00:27:14,231
Baby, I'm full,
I'm fledged,

684
00:27:14,298 --> 00:27:15,932
and I'm all woman,

685
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,371
but I need
more than a snack.

686
00:27:20,436 --> 00:27:21,939
I need a whole meal.

687
00:27:22,006 --> 00:27:23,875
Janelle, sweetheart,

688
00:27:23,941 --> 00:27:27,545
woman, I'll have
you talking in tongues.

689
00:27:30,146 --> 00:27:31,248
Tsk.

690
00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:33,584
I gotta go.

691
00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:33,584
I'll bet you do.

692
00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:35,920
You done lost your mind.

693
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:39,423
And uh, speaking of tongues,

694
00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:43,359
like I said,
you two are gonna be big.

695
00:27:43,426 --> 00:27:45,029
Man, I ain't got
no money.

696
00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:47,330
I got to get
the millionaire's fund.

697
00:27:47,397 --> 00:27:49,132
Come on,
multiplatinum.

698
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,769
Oh, multiplatinum, baby,
I'll be rich.

699
00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,337
Oh, you'll be
paid today.

700
00:27:53,403 --> 00:27:55,539
Pay him up.

701
00:27:53,403 --> 00:27:55,539
You pay him up, punk.

702
00:27:55,605 --> 00:27:57,474
Everybody pay me up.
Come on. Both of you pay.

703
00:27:57,541 --> 00:27:58,942
What's up, guys?
What's going on?

704
00:27:59,009 --> 00:28:00,111
What's up, cousin Kid?

705
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,713
What kind of game is that?

706
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,713
The music biz.

707
00:28:02,779 --> 00:28:03,881
Yep.

708
00:28:02,779 --> 00:28:03,881
The music biz.

709
00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,817
This one's
a concert promoter.

710
00:28:05,883 --> 00:28:08,318
Yeah, this beautiful woman
right here is,

711
00:28:08,385 --> 00:28:10,687
Mm-mm, unh.

712
00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:12,723
is a groupie.

713
00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:12,723
See, Kid, we're ready.

714
00:28:12,789 --> 00:28:13,923
We got the game down.

715
00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:16,125
Now it's about
getting paid big-time.

716
00:28:16,192 --> 00:28:17,228
You know real money.

717
00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:19,130
KID:
Look, it's not easy, okay?

718
00:28:19,195 --> 00:28:21,631
I've been in the music business
four years now

719
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:22,932
and it doesn't get
any easier.

720
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,134
It's very difficult.

721
00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:25,737
And you have to work
really hard.

722
00:28:25,803 --> 00:28:27,138
Don't worry, Kid.
We're smart.

723
00:28:27,203 --> 00:28:29,339
We see how to do it wrong
by watching you and Play.

724
00:28:29,406 --> 00:28:30,340
[KIDS CHUCKLE]

725
00:28:30,407 --> 00:28:31,442
Y'all some good teachers.

726
00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:32,509
[SCOFFS]

727
00:28:32,576 --> 00:28:33,944
[DOOR BELL RINGS]

728
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,450
Hey, boy!

729
00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:40,919
KID: Uncle Vester.

730
00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:40,919
Kid.

731
00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:42,319
Aunt Lucy.

732
00:28:42,385 --> 00:28:43,620
Oh.

733
00:28:42,385 --> 00:28:43,620
Look at that woman there.

734
00:28:43,686 --> 00:28:44,954
Lord have mercy.

735
00:28:45,021 --> 00:28:47,124
Oh, Vester, heh, it's so good
to see you, ha, ha.

736
00:28:47,191 --> 00:28:48,526
Come here, woman.

737
00:28:47,191 --> 00:28:48,526
Oh.

738
00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:49,927
There.

739
00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:49,927
I'm over here.

740
00:28:49,993 --> 00:28:51,427
[BOTH LAUGH]

741
00:28:51,494 --> 00:28:52,529
How you doing?

742
00:28:51,494 --> 00:28:52,529
Heh.

743
00:28:52,596 --> 00:28:53,931
You still crazy
as a betsy bug,

744
00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:56,134
Heh.

745
00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:56,134
and looking good too, woman.

746
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:58,903
Like a sandwich.
What's up, Kid?

747
00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:00,704
You're the yellow version
of your pappy.

748
00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:03,240
Aunt Lucy... Mm.

749
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:06,509
Damn.

750
00:29:06,576 --> 00:29:07,912
Boy, I miss your father.

751
00:29:07,978 --> 00:29:08,947
KID:
So do I.

752
00:29:09,012 --> 00:29:10,114
Damn. I wish
he was here.

753
00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:11,715
Me too, Uncle Vester.

754
00:29:11,781 --> 00:29:13,384
Besides, he owe me a $150.

755
00:29:13,450 --> 00:29:15,253
Uncle Vester,
do you remember me?

756
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:17,120
Do I remember you?
Let me tell you.

757
00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:20,925
Last time, boy, I saw you,
you was his size,

758
00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:23,560
and last time, boy,
I saw you,

759
00:29:23,627 --> 00:29:26,696
you was his size,
and last time I saw you,

760
00:29:26,763 --> 00:29:28,765
there was doo-doo
in your drawers.

761
00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,067
Hey, man,
you just got here,

762
00:29:30,134 --> 00:29:32,703
don't be sweating me like that.

763
00:29:30,134 --> 00:29:32,703
VESTER: Sweating.

764
00:29:32,769 --> 00:29:34,538
I ain't began to sweat you.

765
00:29:34,605 --> 00:29:37,240
First thing tomorrow, we're
going down to Elmo's barbershop

766
00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:39,477
and cut that Jamaican voodoo
stuff off of your head.

767
00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:43,047
You better regulate your uncle
before I bust a cap in his butt.

768
00:29:45,182 --> 00:29:46,718
What you say to me?

769
00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:49,320
What you say to me, boy?
Let me tell you something.

770
00:29:49,386 --> 00:29:51,521
I said Uncle Vester
cool like that.

771
00:29:51,588 --> 00:29:53,323
That's what
I thought you said, heh.

772
00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:54,726
That's what
I thought you said.

773
00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:57,728
You right. Aunt Lucy, heh,
I bought you something.

774
00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:59,264
You know I can't come

775
00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:59,264
Oh.

776
00:29:59,329 --> 00:30:01,231
without bringing you anything.

777
00:29:59,329 --> 00:30:01,231
You didn't.

778
00:30:01,298 --> 00:30:03,334
Hey, my favorite auntie,
heh, yeah.

779
00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:08,306
Ha, ha, you know I did.
Look here. This is for you.

780
00:30:08,372 --> 00:30:10,874
Oh, Vester.

781
00:30:08,372 --> 00:30:10,874
Heh, ha, ha.

782
00:30:10,941 --> 00:30:14,111
Isn't that beautiful?

783
00:30:14,178 --> 00:30:19,617
If lost, please return to
1637 Blast Ave., Los Angeles.

784
00:30:19,683 --> 00:30:21,485
Vester.

785
00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:22,686
Sit down.

786
00:30:22,753 --> 00:30:24,154
Okay, look, all right.
All right.

787
00:30:24,221 --> 00:30:25,655
I think it's about
that time, guys.

788
00:30:25,722 --> 00:30:27,625
Let's go to bed,
and we'll play tomorrow.

789
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,125
I'll take them
upstairs, come on.

790
00:30:29,192 --> 00:30:30,627
Where's the stairs,
honey?

791
00:30:30,693 --> 00:30:32,696
The stairs are right
where they've always been.

792
00:30:32,763 --> 00:30:34,264
Okay.

793
00:30:32,763 --> 00:30:34,264
Doggone right.

794
00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:36,433
Ten o'clock. Supposed to be
in bed any doggone way.

795
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,336
Only my Kool-Aid
don't know the flavor.

796
00:30:39,403 --> 00:30:40,538
Ain't my business.

797
00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,206
So, boy, you're getting
married, man.

798
00:30:42,272 --> 00:30:45,141
So tell me about
your financee. Is she pretty?

799
00:30:45,209 --> 00:30:46,943
Oh, my fiancée?

800
00:30:45,209 --> 00:30:46,943
Yeah.

801
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:48,712
KID:
Ooh, oh, she's very pretty.

802
00:30:48,779 --> 00:30:50,514
Can she cook?

803
00:30:48,779 --> 00:30:50,514
Oh, yes, she can cook.

804
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:53,650
You, you don't have...
She ain't knocked up, is she?

805
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,419
No, no.

806
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,419
Good. Good.

807
00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:57,321
Well, you got
Uncle Vester's blessings.

808
00:30:57,387 --> 00:30:59,723
Uncle Vester gonna go upstairs.
I'm kind of tired.

809
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:02,292
Uncle Vester, before you go,
I wanted to ask you something.

810
00:31:02,358 --> 00:31:05,128
What you need, son?

811
00:31:02,358 --> 00:31:05,128
Well, see, my girl and I,

812
00:31:05,195 --> 00:31:06,563
we get along fine.

813
00:31:05,195 --> 00:31:06,563
Uh-huh.

814
00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:08,533
But I'm just having
a little problem

815
00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:10,933
getting her parents to like me.

816
00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:10,933
Parents?

817
00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:14,504
Why get 'em to like you for?
Boy, just be yourself.

818
00:31:14,571 --> 00:31:16,740
If people don't like you
if you're being yourself,

819
00:31:16,807 --> 00:31:17,740
fuck them.

820
00:31:17,807 --> 00:31:19,143
Let me tell you something.

821
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,144
I just got a girl
when I was about your age.

822
00:31:21,211 --> 00:31:23,314
I always tried to please
her pappy all the time,

823
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,516
went out of my way
to please her pappy.

824
00:31:25,582 --> 00:31:27,818
I come in one day, I said,
"Nice weather we have,"

825
00:31:27,884 --> 00:31:29,220
and he said,
"You can't say that.

826
00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:30,921
You can't say that.
It might rain."

827
00:31:30,988 --> 00:31:32,389
I said,
"Nice tie you got on."

828
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:35,125
He said you can't say that.
My wife tried to choke me with.

829
00:31:35,192 --> 00:31:37,927
The point I'm trying to
tell you, son, is be yourself.

830
00:31:37,994 --> 00:31:40,530
People don't like
being yourself, fuck them!

831
00:31:40,596 --> 00:31:41,831
Fuck them up
against the wall

832
00:31:41,898 --> 00:31:45,101
with handcuffs on
and Krazy Glue on their lips.

833
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:46,237
That's all you do.

834
00:31:47,403 --> 00:31:48,705
Hmm.

835
00:31:48,772 --> 00:31:52,142
Words to live by.

836
00:31:48,772 --> 00:31:52,142
Live by them, son.

837
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:55,546
Um, I'm gonna go to the club
now, uh, Uncle Vester,

838
00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:57,914
and just go.

839
00:31:57,981 --> 00:32:00,518
VESTER:
You go on
and enjoy yourself, boy.

840
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,922
You're about to sell your soul
in a couple of days.

841
00:32:08,992 --> 00:32:10,927
Brother,
you did a good job.

842
00:32:10,994 --> 00:32:12,328
It's a good kid.

843
00:32:12,395 --> 00:32:13,730
Always been a good kid.

844
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:17,734
That's why I call him Kid,
heh.

845
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,104
Boy just need some
goddamn fun

846
00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:21,605
like Casper
the friendly ghost.

847
00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:25,308
Scared the hell out of me
when I came here.

848
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,542
Mm.

849
00:32:26,609 --> 00:32:29,613
Mm!

850
00:32:32,349 --> 00:32:34,618
[MAN RAPPING
OVER HIP-HOP MUSIC]

851
00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:39,789
♪ I pick up the microphone
Like a slip of Cincy ♪

852
00:32:39,856 --> 00:32:42,759
♪ Rhythm is so we can roll
We got it goin' on, G ♪

853
00:32:42,826 --> 00:32:44,862
♪ Word to the mama
You concur and agree ♪

854
00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:47,365
♪ So come select
With some versatility ♪

855
00:32:47,431 --> 00:32:49,366
[RAPPING INDISTINCTLY]

856
00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,943
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

857
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,482
PLAY: What's up, Black?

858
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,482
Party's in the house.

859
00:33:04,548 --> 00:33:08,551
What's up, Black?
What's up, my queen?

860
00:33:08,618 --> 00:33:12,154
Yo, Kid, R.A.S. Posse
is working it, man.

861
00:33:12,221 --> 00:33:15,158
[RAPPING CONTINUES]

862
00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:24,034
Who needs
Sex As A Weapon, man?

863
00:33:24,101 --> 00:33:26,203
Come on, think about it,
we got enough dope groups.

864
00:33:26,269 --> 00:33:27,437
WOMAN: Hey, Kid.

865
00:33:26,269 --> 00:33:27,437
Hello.

866
00:33:31,674 --> 00:33:34,478
I hear you're getting married.
Too bad.

867
00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:35,980
Oh, no, no.
He's not married yet.

868
00:33:36,046 --> 00:33:38,782
He hasn't jumped
the broomstick yet.

869
00:33:38,848 --> 00:33:40,016
She's intense.

870
00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,885
Uh-uh, thanks, but no,
thanks, Maxine.

871
00:33:42,952 --> 00:33:45,388
I'm already taken.

872
00:33:42,952 --> 00:33:45,388
Okay.

873
00:33:45,455 --> 00:33:48,291
But if you change your mind,

874
00:33:50,894 --> 00:33:52,596
call me.

875
00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:56,900
Yo, man, you done
crossed over, man.

876
00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:58,603
Any natural man
would've waxed that ass, man.

877
00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:01,038
You and this Veda thing,
all she is going to do is

878
00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:03,473
ask you to jump, and
you going to go, "How high?"

879
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:05,775
Look, don't you get it?
I love Veda, okay?

880
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,211
I'm getting married to her.

881
00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:09,746
I'm just trying to go into
the situation right, thank you.

882
00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:11,215
Yo, Kid,
you've changed, man.

883
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,282
I just hope after you get
married we can still...

884
00:34:13,349 --> 00:34:14,717
What?

885
00:34:13,349 --> 00:34:14,717
What?

886
00:34:14,784 --> 00:34:17,020
Tsk, oh, man.

887
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,156
Yo, man, where's
the fruit basket?

888
00:34:19,222 --> 00:34:20,291
Right there, King.

889
00:34:20,356 --> 00:34:22,960
Oh, yeah.
I fucked her.

890
00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:24,762
[ALL LAUGHING]

891
00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:28,466
MAN: Oh, man, you know you
ain't seen no part of that ass.

892
00:34:28,532 --> 00:34:32,103
Let me check it out.
Let me check it out.

893
00:34:34,137 --> 00:34:35,405
[SNIFFS]

894
00:34:35,472 --> 00:34:36,572
No ass!

895
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:37,607
[ALL LAUGHING]

896
00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:39,309
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

897
00:34:39,376 --> 00:34:41,278
Come in.

898
00:34:41,344 --> 00:34:43,914
Yo. You guys were dope,
man.

899
00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:48,019
Yo, you all blew up.
You, did you see that crowd?

900
00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:49,353
We didn't see shit.

901
00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:49,353
Mm-hm.

902
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,490
Oh, uh, sorry.

903
00:34:52,556 --> 00:34:54,458
I guess you heard them,
at least.

904
00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,126
Yo, we got a big show
next week.

905
00:34:56,193 --> 00:34:57,495
What's up?
You all ready?

906
00:34:57,561 --> 00:35:00,163
Yo, man, that kid Coldblood
jerked us again, man.

907
00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:03,567
Yo, I'm telling we should've got
the dough up front.

908
00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:04,867
Now we're short.

909
00:35:04,934 --> 00:35:07,003
Well, somebody better pay us
some money up in here

910
00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:08,706
or there's gonna be
some ass whooping.

911
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,141
Yeah.
I got your back, MC Cataract.

912
00:35:11,208 --> 00:35:13,644
Wait a minute. We ain't
got to go there, man.

913
00:35:13,710 --> 00:35:15,378
Just put the gun down.
Calm down.

914
00:35:15,445 --> 00:35:17,646
You need to kill that noise.
We gonna tighten you up

915
00:35:17,713 --> 00:35:19,516
with a little something, man.

916
00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:21,285
Mm-hm.

917
00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:21,285
Heh.

918
00:35:21,351 --> 00:35:24,588
Oh. Oh, no, no.
This is the wrong president.

919
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,190
[GUN COCKS]

920
00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:31,327
Come on, man.

921
00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:31,327
Here, you guys.

922
00:35:31,394 --> 00:35:33,264
Sorry for the inconvenience.

923
00:35:31,394 --> 00:35:33,264
Uh-huh.

924
00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:36,666
Heh. Ben Franklin.
Ha, ha.

925
00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:38,568
I'm with it.
Yeah, ha-ha-ha.

926
00:35:38,635 --> 00:35:41,170
It's not wise to mess with
three brothers with big sticks.

927
00:35:41,237 --> 00:35:42,405
[ALL LAUGHING]

928
00:35:42,472 --> 00:35:45,809
Now, let's go find
some of those honeys.

929
00:35:45,876 --> 00:35:48,112
Yeah, man, we're going to get--

930
00:35:45,876 --> 00:35:48,112
This way, baby.

931
00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:51,315
Oh, yeah. Over there.
Oy, 119th and Avalon.

932
00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:52,949
Oh, let's go.

933
00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:52,949
That's where they are.

934
00:35:53,016 --> 00:35:54,418
Where the girls?

935
00:35:53,016 --> 00:35:54,418
Hey, take this.

936
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,487
Oh, I got it. I got it.

937
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,487
Oh, yeah.

938
00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:57,653
Yo, come on. Let's go.

939
00:35:57,721 --> 00:35:59,255
No, no, no,
I ain't going nowhere

940
00:35:59,322 --> 00:36:02,225
till these brothers are
off the streets, man. Word up.

941
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,693
Oh-ho,
let's go get those honeys.

942
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,996
CATARACT: Woo-hoo. Yeah.

943
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,996
MAN: Ha-ha-ha.

944
00:36:07,063 --> 00:36:09,031
[HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO]

945
00:36:09,099 --> 00:36:11,101
Yo, Play, man,
I've been thinking.

946
00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:13,371
We've been at this music thing
for a while now, man,

947
00:36:13,436 --> 00:36:15,938
and we still ain't got
two nickels to rub together.

948
00:36:16,005 --> 00:36:17,840
Veda's parents have been
stressing me, man,

949
00:36:17,907 --> 00:36:19,342
stressed me about
getting a real--

950
00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:20,844
Oh, don't say that.

951
00:36:20,911 --> 00:36:23,047
Don't say the "J" word.
Don't say that "J" word, man.

952
00:36:23,112 --> 00:36:25,482
I'm gonna say it. Job,
motherfucker, job.

953
00:36:25,548 --> 00:36:27,583
And maybe they're right.
I mean, it's not like

954
00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:29,385
I can just think about
myself anymore.

955
00:36:29,452 --> 00:36:30,688
I'm gonna have
a wife soon.

956
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:33,423
She got a job too, don't she?

957
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:33,423
Nigga.

958
00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:36,226
Come on, man, we got to put
this back in perspective, man.

959
00:36:36,293 --> 00:36:38,295
I mean, you know, come on,
think about it.

960
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,463
Look out there.
What do you see?

961
00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:42,232
A wino sleeping
in his own vomit?

962
00:36:42,298 --> 00:36:44,067
Not that, man.
I mean, look out there, man,

963
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,403
we in the land of LA,
man, Hollywood, man,

964
00:36:46,469 --> 00:36:47,672
where dreams come true.

965
00:36:47,737 --> 00:36:49,306
They just don't come true
like that.

966
00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:51,240
There's hard work
and perseverance, man.

967
00:36:51,307 --> 00:36:53,210
Am I just going crazy?
Didn't we have a dream?

968
00:36:53,275 --> 00:36:56,646
Remember?

969
00:36:53,275 --> 00:36:56,646
Yeah, I remember.

970
00:36:56,713 --> 00:36:59,315
But look,
I'm getting older now.

971
00:36:59,382 --> 00:37:01,918
Would you believe I've even
thought about cutting my hair?

972
00:37:01,985 --> 00:37:03,687
Oh, this is more serious
than I thought.

973
00:37:03,753 --> 00:37:05,588
It gets worse.
The other day I went out

974
00:37:05,655 --> 00:37:09,793
shopping to buy some gear.
I almost bought a tie.

975
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,662
Wait. You're
making me nauseous now.

976
00:37:11,728 --> 00:37:13,463
Yo, man, I know
we've been through a lot,

977
00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:14,730
I don't always come through,

978
00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:16,500
but this one
I feel real good about, man.

979
00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,335
Just give me a little time
on this one, man.

980
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:20,037
You know what?
I'll make a deal with you.

981
00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:21,338
Straight up and down.

982
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,240
If I don't come through
with Sex As A Weapon,

983
00:37:23,306 --> 00:37:26,075
I'll go get a haircut with you
and I'll get matching ties.

984
00:37:26,143 --> 00:37:28,378
Deal?

985
00:37:26,143 --> 00:37:28,378
You serious?

986
00:37:31,715 --> 00:37:33,317
[SIGHS]

987
00:37:37,353 --> 00:37:40,723
Isn't this food wonderful?

988
00:37:37,353 --> 00:37:40,723
It sure is, Aunt Lucy.

989
00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:43,326
It's fit for a King.
Come here, King!

990
00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:44,394
[IMITATES
DOG BARKING]

991
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:47,130
Come here, boy.
Ha-ha-ha.

992
00:37:47,197 --> 00:37:51,268
Oh, I thought
King was dead.

993
00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:54,070
Ugh. My pancakes
is black.

994
00:37:54,137 --> 00:37:56,940
Ugh, so is my eggs.

995
00:37:54,137 --> 00:37:56,940
Yeah.

996
00:37:57,007 --> 00:37:59,476
It's Cajun style.

997
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:02,146
If this is Cajun,
I'm Caucasian.

998
00:38:02,211 --> 00:38:04,315
The boys are right.
This food is awful.

999
00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:07,284
Cajun is an acquired taste.

1000
00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:09,318
That's why didn't
nobody order it.

1001
00:38:09,385 --> 00:38:12,721
KID 1: What about breakfast?

1002
00:38:09,385 --> 00:38:12,721
Yeah, I'm hungry.

1003
00:38:12,789 --> 00:38:14,992
KID 2: Oh, yeah.

1004
00:38:12,789 --> 00:38:14,992
Look.

1005
00:38:21,164 --> 00:38:23,400
There. Breakfast.
It's the best I can do.

1006
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,669
Look, if I don't get out here
and get to my meeting,

1007
00:38:25,735 --> 00:38:27,070
I'm not gonna get paid.

1008
00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:29,605
I got to get out of here too.
I got me a date.

1009
00:38:29,672 --> 00:38:31,407
You do?
And who's the lucky lady?

1010
00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:33,844
The chef at
Rollo's Chicken 'n' Grits House.

1011
00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:36,079
I'm hungrier than a horse.
I'm getting out of here.

1012
00:38:36,146 --> 00:38:37,815
So, Kid, you're going
to let us bust

1013
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,149
our little rap
at your bachelor party?

1014
00:38:40,215 --> 00:38:42,685
Yeah, Kid. You know
that's why we're here.

1015
00:38:42,753 --> 00:38:44,855
See, we look at it,
is the party gonna be

1016
00:38:44,922 --> 00:38:48,224
filled with big-booty girls,
honeys, tenders, you know?

1017
00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:50,260
KID:
Hello? Hello? Look.

1018
00:38:50,327 --> 00:38:52,997
Fellas, there are not gonna be
any honeys at the party.

1019
00:38:53,063 --> 00:38:55,265
Just the fellas.
Just the fellas.

1020
00:38:55,331 --> 00:38:56,500
So get it out of your head.

1021
00:38:56,565 --> 00:38:57,900
Just calm down, relax

1022
00:38:57,967 --> 00:38:59,603
and get ready
for the wedding. Okay?

1023
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,139
See, I told you Kid 'n Play
are played out, man.

1024
00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,240
Just like this food.
We out of here, man.

1025
00:39:04,307 --> 00:39:07,277
No, no, wait a minute.
Sit down. Wait.

1026
00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:10,146
Boys, boys, come back here
and eat this food.

1027
00:39:10,213 --> 00:39:12,548
Don't you want to grow tall?

1028
00:39:10,213 --> 00:39:12,548
Get them, Aunt Lucy.

1029
00:39:12,615 --> 00:39:14,184
Hit them in the throat
with the stick.

1030
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:17,019
Bust their head! I hate them.
You know, Aunt Lucy, man.

1031
00:39:17,086 --> 00:39:19,623
She still thinks Sammy Davis
is sleeping in the guest room.

1032
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,025
You know, she's a couple
of salads away from a picnic.

1033
00:39:22,092 --> 00:39:23,693
Look, I'm proud
of you, boy.

1034
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,696
I'm proud of what you did
with the youngsters.

1035
00:39:25,762 --> 00:39:27,998
You sat there and you told
them kids, man,

1036
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:30,367
that there won't be any women
at that bachelor party.

1037
00:39:30,432 --> 00:39:31,635
I'm proud of you.

1038
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,236
But I know there's gonna be
a few women

1039
00:39:33,302 --> 00:39:34,304
at that bachelor party.

1040
00:39:34,371 --> 00:39:36,574
Look, Veda is the only woman
for me.

1041
00:39:36,639 --> 00:39:38,608
I'm trying to go
into this marriage right.

1042
00:39:38,675 --> 00:39:40,144
No women.

1043
00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:42,579
Boy, nobody is talking about
no women for you.

1044
00:39:42,646 --> 00:39:46,283
I'm talking about some women
for me. What's wrong with you?

1045
00:39:46,349 --> 00:39:48,085
Ah, look, I'm sorry.
Look, uncle--

1046
00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:50,586
I'm sorry for you. Go on.

1047
00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:50,586
Uncle Vester, I gotta go.

1048
00:39:50,653 --> 00:39:53,123
Boy, you had to go on
and get a white woman,

1049
00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:54,557
now you're gonna wreck
this man.

1050
00:39:54,623 --> 00:39:56,859
The boy ain't worth
two day of flash mess.

1051
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:58,863
You know, Uncle Kid
is dissing us, man.

1052
00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:01,264
Who you're telling? He won't
even listen to our demo.

1053
00:40:01,331 --> 00:40:04,367
Yeah, he won't even let us go
the bachelor party.

1054
00:40:04,434 --> 00:40:08,371
Eh, yo, yo, Jerome.
Peep this out, dude.

1055
00:40:08,438 --> 00:40:11,575
JEROME:
Hey, we definitely got
to get with them.

1056
00:40:11,641 --> 00:40:14,577
So here on in,
we're doing our own thing.

1057
00:40:14,644 --> 00:40:16,947
[BOTH SINGING]

1058
00:40:17,014 --> 00:40:18,749
Hey, baby,
you dropped something.

1059
00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:20,317
What?

1060
00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:20,317
Your conversation.

1061
00:40:20,384 --> 00:40:21,650
So let's pick it up
right here.

1062
00:40:21,717 --> 00:40:23,552
Pfft, give me
a break.

1063
00:40:23,619 --> 00:40:25,188
Why you all dressed
like twins?

1064
00:40:25,255 --> 00:40:27,090
GIRL 1:
We go to private school,
fetus face.

1065
00:40:27,157 --> 00:40:28,892
Oh, we go to
Detroit Public School.

1066
00:40:28,958 --> 00:40:31,394
Now how did
I know that?

1067
00:40:31,461 --> 00:40:34,597
Listen, we're staying at that
house over across the street.

1068
00:40:34,664 --> 00:40:37,300
Sixteen thirty seven,
Blast Ave.

1069
00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:40,070
Friday night we got
the crib to ourselves. Heh.

1070
00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:43,039
And we were just thinking
about having a little party.

1071
00:40:43,106 --> 00:40:44,408
Yeah.

1072
00:40:43,106 --> 00:40:44,408
A serious throw down,

1073
00:40:44,474 --> 00:40:45,543
Detroit-style.

1074
00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:51,315
Hey, bring your messed butt
over here!

1075
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:52,916
Before I have
to kill somebody.

1076
00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:54,718
Every summer
I have to kill somebody.

1077
00:40:54,784 --> 00:40:58,388
I'm tired of killing folks
every summertime.

1078
00:40:58,454 --> 00:41:00,391
[♪♪]

1079
00:41:06,028 --> 00:41:06,963
Excuse me.

1080
00:41:08,398 --> 00:41:11,300
I got a certified letter
for Mr. Marques James.

1081
00:41:11,367 --> 00:41:12,670
Oh, that's me.

1082
00:41:12,735 --> 00:41:15,204
Just sign right there.

1083
00:41:12,735 --> 00:41:15,204
Oh, yeah, lost luggage check.

1084
00:41:15,271 --> 00:41:18,275
We're gonna party now!

1085
00:41:15,271 --> 00:41:18,275
Ha, ha.

1086
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:19,842
We're having
a party Friday night.

1087
00:41:19,909 --> 00:41:22,912
Why don't you come.
And oh yeah, wear that uniform.

1088
00:41:22,978 --> 00:41:26,382
Heh, yeah, because I like girls
with jobs and benefits, hmm.

1089
00:41:26,449 --> 00:41:28,317
Now, why would I wanna come
to a party

1090
00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:29,987
given by some little boys?

1091
00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:32,955
So I can show you
how deep love can get.

1092
00:41:33,023 --> 00:41:35,791
And, oh, yeah,
it can get deep.

1093
00:41:35,858 --> 00:41:36,893
[CHUCKLING]

1094
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,929
Aren't you all cute.
Ha-ha-ha.

1095
00:41:39,996 --> 00:41:42,331
BOY 1:
Where you going, cutie?
Come back over here.

1096
00:41:42,398 --> 00:41:45,134
You want some candy?

1097
00:41:42,398 --> 00:41:45,134
Let's go, yeah?

1098
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:47,103
Yeah.

1099
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:47,103
Hey.

1100
00:41:47,170 --> 00:41:48,572
[ALL WHOOPING]

1101
00:41:51,206 --> 00:41:52,175
Open it up, man.

1102
00:41:52,242 --> 00:41:54,411
VESTER:
Close that goddamn door!

1103
00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:57,081
Air condition
the whole neighborhood!

1104
00:41:58,748 --> 00:42:00,183
Open it up.

1105
00:42:01,918 --> 00:42:04,753
Oh, God.

1106
00:42:01,918 --> 00:42:04,753
Oh, my God. Heh.

1107
00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:06,422
Three thousand dollars.

1108
00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:07,956
[DOOR BELL RINGS]

1109
00:42:08,023 --> 00:42:11,194
Oh, it's probably the mailman.

1110
00:42:08,023 --> 00:42:11,194
We'll get it.

1111
00:42:14,463 --> 00:42:15,398
[♪♪]

1112
00:42:20,269 --> 00:42:21,204
What's up, man?

1113
00:42:21,271 --> 00:42:22,205
What's up?

1114
00:42:21,271 --> 00:42:22,205
What's up?

1115
00:42:22,271 --> 00:42:23,306
Uh, where's
Kid and Play?

1116
00:42:23,373 --> 00:42:24,340
They ain't here.

1117
00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:25,342
They ain't here?

1118
00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:26,610
Where the hell
are they at?

1119
00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:28,178
Look, man,
we had a meeting here.

1120
00:42:28,244 --> 00:42:30,547
I ain't got time to wait. I got
to pick up money over here,

1121
00:42:30,614 --> 00:42:31,748
pick up money over here,

1122
00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:34,518
and I came to pick money
right here.

1123
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:36,418
Look here. You tell them
when they get here

1124
00:42:36,485 --> 00:42:38,355
Johnny Booze stopped by
to pick up the money

1125
00:42:38,422 --> 00:42:39,722
for the Angina Williams,
okay?

1126
00:42:39,789 --> 00:42:41,891
That's the stripper
for the bachelor party.

1127
00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:43,327
Oh, yeah.

1128
00:42:43,393 --> 00:42:45,596
They told me that
you'll be stopping by

1129
00:42:45,661 --> 00:42:50,933
and to pay you
if you can pop this check.

1130
00:42:51,001 --> 00:42:52,936
Oh, let me see that.
Let me see that.

1131
00:42:53,001 --> 00:42:54,538
Money first.

1132
00:42:53,001 --> 00:42:54,538
Wait. I got money.

1133
00:42:54,603 --> 00:42:56,339
Don't play me like I ain't.
I handle mine.

1134
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,675
Check it out.
Wait, man. I got more,

1135
00:42:58,742 --> 00:42:59,876
I got more right here.
Wait.

1136
00:42:59,943 --> 00:43:03,313
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Oh.

1137
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:06,015
Okay, all right.
All right, ooh, shit.

1138
00:43:06,081 --> 00:43:07,483
All right. Here we go.
Right here.

1139
00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:09,186
Same time, bro.
I don't know you, man.

1140
00:43:09,251 --> 00:43:11,954
Same time. I don't know you.
Okay. Same time.

1141
00:43:12,021 --> 00:43:13,690
Give me the check.

1142
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,726
Now you know
the party is gonna be here

1143
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:17,728
instead of hotel,
right?

1144
00:43:17,795 --> 00:43:19,929
Cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool. Okay.

1145
00:43:19,996 --> 00:43:21,065
You tell Play

1146
00:43:21,130 --> 00:43:23,500
Angina gonna be here
Friday night, all right?

1147
00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:25,835
And look, you tell them
I need the rest of my money.

1148
00:43:25,902 --> 00:43:27,070
I owe people.

1149
00:43:27,137 --> 00:43:29,139
A Couple of my girls
got killed in a car wreck.

1150
00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:30,440
I need the money.

1151
00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:30,440
We know.

1152
00:43:30,507 --> 00:43:31,842
Shut up.

1153
00:43:36,646 --> 00:43:38,582
[♪♪]

1154
00:43:42,851 --> 00:43:45,087
Yo, that's the dancer
that Janelle hired

1155
00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:46,923
for Veda's party.
Yo, pull over, man.

1156
00:43:46,989 --> 00:43:48,324
I wanna peep this guy.

1157
00:43:48,391 --> 00:43:50,025
I can't let
any old muscle bound

1158
00:43:50,092 --> 00:43:52,094
booty shaking chump
dancing at my baby's party.

1159
00:43:52,161 --> 00:43:53,962
Come on.

1160
00:43:52,161 --> 00:43:53,962
Come on, Kid, be for real, man.

1161
00:43:54,030 --> 00:43:55,265
We got a lot to do, man.

1162
00:43:55,331 --> 00:43:57,601
We got three days to
the wedding. Three days, man.

1163
00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:00,403
We got no time to be worried
about, heh, the competition.

1164
00:44:00,469 --> 00:44:03,172
You know, Kid, man, dog,
I don't mean no harm, man.

1165
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,809
Your shit's over, man.
Do you know who Night Heat is?

1166
00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:07,177
That's Henry Charles.
Think.

1167
00:44:07,244 --> 00:44:08,845
I went to high school
with him, man.

1168
00:44:08,911 --> 00:44:11,047
The boy is large.
Took showers with him, man.

1169
00:44:11,114 --> 00:44:13,048
His shit is huge.
He must be from Africa.

1170
00:44:13,115 --> 00:44:15,384
He said it's huge, man.

1171
00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:18,121
Wait a minute.
You checking out his jimmy?

1172
00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:19,556
No--

1173
00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:19,556
Look, Play,

1174
00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:21,657
Your cousin needs
some serious counseling.

1175
00:44:21,724 --> 00:44:23,092
There's no question
about that.

1176
00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:25,295
But seriously, sisters be
sweating that brother,

1177
00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:26,829
sweating him
something awful.

1178
00:44:26,896 --> 00:44:28,864
I'm telling you,
he drives the honeys crazy.

1179
00:44:28,931 --> 00:44:30,733
Look at that line.
Look at all those girls.

1180
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,269
And guys in the line too.
You know how big it is.

1181
00:44:33,335 --> 00:44:34,704
Yo man, the wedding
might be off

1182
00:44:34,771 --> 00:44:37,172
when Veda peeps a peek at
the pole that brother's packing.

1183
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,641
Try and say that three times.

1184
00:44:38,708 --> 00:44:41,110
Janelle, you're
my maid of honor, right?

1185
00:44:41,177 --> 00:44:42,911
Mm-hm.

1186
00:44:42,978 --> 00:44:45,080
Then why don't you have
your little butt over here

1187
00:44:45,148 --> 00:44:48,151
helping me figure out
who I'm gonna sit next to who?

1188
00:44:48,217 --> 00:44:51,887
Whoa, Veda.

1189
00:44:51,954 --> 00:44:54,290
This says that 50 percent

1190
00:44:54,356 --> 00:44:58,460
of all marriages
end in divorce.

1191
00:44:58,527 --> 00:45:00,763
Divorce.

1192
00:45:00,831 --> 00:45:04,001
And after only three years
of marriage

1193
00:45:04,067 --> 00:45:08,605
couples have sex
once a week.

1194
00:45:08,672 --> 00:45:11,273
Once a week.

1195
00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:16,179
And when they do,
they don't even like it.

1196
00:45:16,244 --> 00:45:19,081
Did you know, Janelle--

1197
00:45:16,244 --> 00:45:19,081
What?

1198
00:45:19,148 --> 00:45:22,418
That ever since Kid and I
announced our engagement,

1199
00:45:22,485 --> 00:45:25,320
well, you've changed.

1200
00:45:25,387 --> 00:45:27,023
I've changed?

1201
00:45:25,387 --> 00:45:27,023
You've changed.

1202
00:45:27,090 --> 00:45:28,625
I've changed?

1203
00:45:27,090 --> 00:45:28,625
You've changed.

1204
00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:29,826
I've changed?

1205
00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:29,826
Yes,

1206
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,595
you have really been
dogging Kid out lately.

1207
00:45:32,661 --> 00:45:35,097
Because he is a dog.

1208
00:45:32,661 --> 00:45:35,097
He is not a dog.

1209
00:45:35,164 --> 00:45:39,001
He is a man. The man
that I'm going to marry.

1210
00:45:39,068 --> 00:45:41,971
Thank you.

1211
00:45:39,068 --> 00:45:41,971
Well, I know Play.

1212
00:45:42,038 --> 00:45:46,509
And Play is 100 percent
all dog.

1213
00:45:46,576 --> 00:45:50,746
Atomic dog. Mighty dog.

1214
00:45:50,813 --> 00:45:54,150
Underdog. Deputy Dog.

1215
00:45:54,217 --> 00:45:58,021
Snoop Dogg. And dog dog.

1216
00:45:58,086 --> 00:46:03,525
And everybody knows that
Kid and Play are like this.

1217
00:46:03,592 --> 00:46:05,828
Dogs of a feather.

1218
00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:14,903
Veda, girl, you look like
you just saw a ghost.

1219
00:46:14,971 --> 00:46:19,141
I did. It's Sydney.

1220
00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:21,911
Hi, Veda.

1221
00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:21,911
Heh, hi, Sydney.

1222
00:46:21,978 --> 00:46:24,780
I was in the neighborhood
and I decided to stop in

1223
00:46:24,847 --> 00:46:26,483
and browse and, um,

1224
00:46:26,548 --> 00:46:28,251
tsk,
really congratulate you

1225
00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:29,252
on your wedding.

1226
00:46:29,318 --> 00:46:34,524
Heh, thanks.
Heh, thanks a lot.

1227
00:46:34,590 --> 00:46:38,595
Um, this is my cousin and
business partner, Janelle.

1228
00:46:38,661 --> 00:46:40,429
Hi, nice to meet you.

1229
00:46:38,661 --> 00:46:40,429
JANELLE: Same here.

1230
00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:42,297
You guys have
a lot nice things in here.

1231
00:46:42,364 --> 00:46:43,398
VEDA:
Thank you.

1232
00:46:43,465 --> 00:46:44,967
I guess I have to buy
something then.

1233
00:46:45,034 --> 00:46:46,235
You know what?

1234
00:46:46,302 --> 00:46:48,104
Those earrings
we got in last week.

1235
00:46:48,170 --> 00:46:49,806
Perfect.

1236
00:46:48,170 --> 00:46:49,806
Heh.

1237
00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:52,575
They have Sydney written
all over them.

1238
00:46:52,641 --> 00:46:55,111
Let's see the Sydney earrings.

1239
00:46:52,641 --> 00:46:55,111
Ha, ha.

1240
00:46:55,177 --> 00:46:57,748
Heh, good.

1241
00:46:57,813 --> 00:47:01,585
That's a bad suit.

1242
00:46:57,813 --> 00:47:01,585
Thank you.

1243
00:47:01,650 --> 00:47:03,886
Oh, those are cute.
I like those.

1244
00:47:03,952 --> 00:47:06,355
Could you, uh, put those
in a box for me, please?

1245
00:47:06,422 --> 00:47:08,192
Sure will.

1246
00:47:09,358 --> 00:47:12,295
Veda, you know,
I'm really glad

1247
00:47:12,362 --> 00:47:14,630
Kid found someone
to love.

1248
00:47:14,697 --> 00:47:18,801
He had a really hard time
after we broke up.

1249
00:47:18,869 --> 00:47:20,470
It seems like
his management company

1250
00:47:20,536 --> 00:47:21,570
is doing really well

1251
00:47:21,637 --> 00:47:23,338
and you have
a beautiful shop here.

1252
00:47:23,405 --> 00:47:26,342
I'm glad you guys are happy.
I really am.

1253
00:47:26,409 --> 00:47:29,345
Could you give him my best,
please?

1254
00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:32,415
I sure will. And, um...

1255
00:47:32,481 --> 00:47:35,552
I wish you all the best
in DC and

1256
00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:38,789
good luck and success
and all that stuff.

1257
00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:42,326
And wear these in good health.

1258
00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:42,326
I will. I'll do that.

1259
00:47:42,391 --> 00:47:44,560
Take that with you. Heh

1260
00:47:42,391 --> 00:47:44,560
You take care of yourself.

1261
00:47:44,626 --> 00:47:47,630
All right? Bye bye.

1262
00:47:44,626 --> 00:47:47,630
All right. Thanks, Sydney.

1263
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:53,068
Wow, heh,
I was wrong about her.

1264
00:47:53,135 --> 00:47:57,005
She really was nice.

1265
00:47:53,135 --> 00:47:57,005
Yeah.

1266
00:47:57,072 --> 00:47:59,475
And her booty
wasn't that big.

1267
00:48:01,777 --> 00:48:03,346
[HUMMING]

1268
00:48:10,586 --> 00:48:13,690
It's cute.

1269
00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:17,927
Who are you?

1270
00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:17,927
It's me, Aunt Lucy, Veda.

1271
00:48:17,994 --> 00:48:20,764
You just let me in, heh
five minutes ago.

1272
00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:22,599
Today?

1273
00:48:22,664 --> 00:48:26,902
Yeah, I'm taking some of
Kid's stuff over to our condo.

1274
00:48:26,969 --> 00:48:29,038
It's Veda.
Kid's fiancée.

1275
00:48:29,105 --> 00:48:33,175
Nobody tells me anything.

1276
00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:38,048
Oh.

1277
00:48:40,983 --> 00:48:43,219
Damn,
this is heavy.

1278
00:48:43,286 --> 00:48:46,255
Stinky.
Stinky. Stinky.

1279
00:48:46,322 --> 00:48:48,223
Come on, help us out.

1280
00:48:46,322 --> 00:48:48,223
I was playing.

1281
00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:51,094
Let me--

1282
00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:51,094
Take this.

1283
00:48:51,159 --> 00:48:53,128
I can't believe your cousin
is that lazy, Play.

1284
00:48:53,195 --> 00:48:54,163
I ain't lazy,
man.

1285
00:48:54,230 --> 00:48:55,664
Open the door.
This stuff is heavy.

1286
00:48:55,731 --> 00:48:57,333
PLAY:
Hard to believe
he's my cousin.

1287
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,336
STINKY:
You won't. Come on.

1288
00:49:00,469 --> 00:49:02,705
Oh, he's your cousin,
all right.

1289
00:49:05,641 --> 00:49:07,277
[SHRIEKS]

1290
00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:09,813
I can deal with this.

1291
00:49:09,878 --> 00:49:11,213
This I can deal with.

1292
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,083
Since the word got out
I'm getting married,

1293
00:49:13,148 --> 00:49:15,585
you wouldn't believe the play
I'm getting from the ladies.

1294
00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:17,320
Women that wouldn't
talk to me before.

1295
00:49:17,387 --> 00:49:18,622
I don't understand it.

1296
00:49:18,688 --> 00:49:20,323
PLAY:
At least act
like you know, man.

1297
00:49:20,389 --> 00:49:22,025
Women, that's just
how they're livin'.

1298
00:49:22,090 --> 00:49:24,126
Word, Play is right man.
Women are just like cats.

1299
00:49:24,193 --> 00:49:26,028
Finicky. When they
want you, they want you.

1300
00:49:26,096 --> 00:49:28,030
When you got a girl,
that's when they want you.

1301
00:49:28,097 --> 00:49:30,300
Oh, Stinky, what the hell
are you talking about?

1302
00:49:30,367 --> 00:49:32,936
Yeah, Stinky, since when did
you become an expert on women?

1303
00:49:33,003 --> 00:49:34,336
All you date
are fat girls.

1304
00:49:34,403 --> 00:49:35,739
See, that's
where you're wrong.

1305
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:36,905
I don't date just fat girls.

1306
00:49:36,972 --> 00:49:38,940
I date skinny girls
on the verge of being fat,

1307
00:49:39,007 --> 00:49:40,576
fat girls on the verge
of being obese.

1308
00:49:40,643 --> 00:49:42,411
Matter of fact,
I'm dating your sister.

1309
00:49:42,478 --> 00:49:43,778
What's she, 380?
I'm taking her

1310
00:49:43,846 --> 00:49:45,181
to the slaughterhouse
to eat tonight.

1311
00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:47,250
That was unnecessary.

1312
00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:47,250
It was, I admit.

1313
00:49:47,315 --> 00:49:50,419
But why crush a guy's ego?
Y'all think you're all that.

1314
00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:53,822
You think you some kind
of Dark Gable or something, man.

1315
00:49:53,889 --> 00:49:56,092
PLAY: Well, suppose I am.

1316
00:49:53,889 --> 00:49:56,092
Well, suppose you ain't.

1317
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:57,559
You know I'll pick up
your roster,

1318
00:49:57,626 --> 00:49:59,362
and I'm dating one
of your girls tonight.

1319
00:49:59,429 --> 00:50:02,164
You recognize 555-12-37?

1320
00:50:02,231 --> 00:50:04,434
Give me my beeper, fool.

1321
00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:06,702
What was up with you
and Maxine last night, man?

1322
00:50:06,768 --> 00:50:08,370
She was like all up
in your grill.

1323
00:50:08,438 --> 00:50:10,273
That girl is the bomb.

1324
00:50:08,438 --> 00:50:10,273
Heh. Yo.

1325
00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:11,541
You said that right.

1326
00:50:11,608 --> 00:50:13,743
That girl has the fattest
rump shake. I can't front.

1327
00:50:13,809 --> 00:50:15,445
PLAY:
I would've
waxed that ass, man.

1328
00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:17,146
I mean, you got
a couple of days.

1329
00:50:17,213 --> 00:50:19,015
And I was gonna save it
as surprise.

1330
00:50:19,081 --> 00:50:21,451
But through reliable sources,
through to grapevine,

1331
00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:22,751
Sydney's back in town.

1332
00:50:22,818 --> 00:50:25,922
And I know you wanna wax
that butt one more time.

1333
00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:28,157
One more time.
Just tear it up.

1334
00:50:28,224 --> 00:50:31,327
Just tear it up, man.

1335
00:50:31,393 --> 00:50:33,829
STINKY:
Hey, yo Kid, man, if you need
my crib for anything

1336
00:50:33,896 --> 00:50:36,065
to get away from Veda
or to get hold of Sydney,

1337
00:50:36,132 --> 00:50:37,599
hey man, just call me,
it's yours.

1338
00:50:37,666 --> 00:50:41,804
Look, guys, for the last time,
Sydney is yesterday's news.

1339
00:50:41,871 --> 00:50:45,007
I'm committed to Veda. Okay?
Let's go.

1340
00:50:45,074 --> 00:50:46,541
You going out.
Next thing you know,

1341
00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:48,110
you'll be watching
Oprah butt naked

1342
00:50:48,177 --> 00:50:49,478
eating bon-bons
with Veda.

1343
00:50:49,545 --> 00:50:51,548
[SIGHS]

1344
00:50:56,052 --> 00:50:57,486
Ooh, I know you gonna
look good

1345
00:50:57,552 --> 00:50:59,121
because you know you got it
going on.

1346
00:50:59,188 --> 00:51:00,657
Just too bad
you getting married.

1347
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,959
I told you.

1348
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,959
Hmm.

1349
00:51:03,025 --> 00:51:05,494
Now let's get just started.

1350
00:51:07,797 --> 00:51:08,931
[CHUCKLING]

1351
00:51:08,998 --> 00:51:10,800
You still shop
at the little boy's shop.

1352
00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:12,068
Don't you? Ha, ha.

1353
00:51:12,135 --> 00:51:14,704
You laugh now that I got a body
of a little boy, right?

1354
00:51:14,771 --> 00:51:16,907
But you know what,
I got the power of ten men.

1355
00:51:16,972 --> 00:51:18,840
You know what I'm saying.

1356
00:51:16,972 --> 00:51:18,840
PLAY: Tell her, cuz.

1357
00:51:18,907 --> 00:51:20,777
With them two big donuts
you got right there,

1358
00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:23,280
you can feed a starving child
in Somalia for a whole month.

1359
00:51:23,346 --> 00:51:24,579
Can I have one?

1360
00:51:24,646 --> 00:51:26,282
Please. Your mouth
don't open that big.

1361
00:51:26,349 --> 00:51:29,152
Besides, little man,
I'd use you like dental floss

1362
00:51:29,217 --> 00:51:31,721
and then I would
throw you away.

1363
00:51:31,786 --> 00:51:33,255
Ooh. That's all right.

1364
00:51:33,322 --> 00:51:35,125
But nine out of ten
dentists recommend me.

1365
00:51:35,190 --> 00:51:36,792
So, what's up?
Let me clean them teeth.

1366
00:51:36,858 --> 00:51:39,795
Please.
Let me measure a real man.

1367
00:51:39,862 --> 00:51:41,330
Hey, check it out.

1368
00:51:41,398 --> 00:51:42,932
Kid's bachelor party
is Friday night

1369
00:51:42,998 --> 00:51:45,067
at the Densmore Hotel.
How about you come on down

1370
00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:46,636
and bring
your two friends with you?

1371
00:51:46,702 --> 00:51:48,137
I'll put them
on the guest list.

1372
00:51:48,204 --> 00:51:49,706
Hey, don't go there.

1373
00:51:49,771 --> 00:51:51,574
Just how much are we
paying for these tuxes?

1374
00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:53,709
Hey, we ain't gotta go
there either.

1375
00:51:53,775 --> 00:51:55,311
I got this covered.

1376
00:51:55,378 --> 00:51:56,846
[♪♪]

1377
00:51:56,911 --> 00:52:00,081
Ho, ho, motherfucker,
the Showboat is back in town.

1378
00:52:00,148 --> 00:52:01,217
[BARKS]

1379
00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:02,552
Shit.

1380
00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:04,187
You can't bring
them animals in here.

1381
00:52:04,253 --> 00:52:07,324
Do you have a leash for her?

1382
00:52:04,253 --> 00:52:07,324
I got a funny feeling.

1383
00:52:07,389 --> 00:52:11,060
A real funny feeling
that you all took my money

1384
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,729
and used it
for his bachelor party.

1385
00:52:12,795 --> 00:52:13,797
Check this out.

1386
00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:15,463
SHOWBOAT:
Let me tell you something.

1387
00:52:15,530 --> 00:52:17,233
If I don't get that contract
right now,

1388
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:20,135
Ol' Cujo here is going
to give you three new assholes.

1389
00:52:20,202 --> 00:52:23,073
PLAY:
Uh, Showboat, come on, man.

1390
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:24,507
We're supposed
to be boys, man.

1391
00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:26,409
I mean, I'm-a do good
by the contract.

1392
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:29,045
You know that.
Hey, man, two days.

1393
00:52:29,110 --> 00:52:30,646
Trust me.

1394
00:52:30,713 --> 00:52:33,115
I told you,
the Boat don't trust shit!

1395
00:52:33,181 --> 00:52:34,317
Eat them, Cujo. get them!

1396
00:52:34,384 --> 00:52:35,684
WOMAN:
Hey, hey! not in here!

1397
00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:37,721
[DOGS BARKING]

1398
00:52:39,054 --> 00:52:40,890
[ALL YELLING]

1399
00:53:05,514 --> 00:53:07,317
SHOWBOAT:
You can run,
but you can't hide.

1400
00:53:07,382 --> 00:53:09,785
We'll get you later.
You'll see, we'll get you.

1401
00:53:11,052 --> 00:53:14,289
Hello. No, Marques
is at the playground.

1402
00:53:14,356 --> 00:53:16,426
All right.
Call back later, Tracy.

1403
00:53:18,027 --> 00:53:19,461
[PHONE RINGS]

1404
00:53:20,929 --> 00:53:23,698
Kid's Funeral Home,
you stab them, we grab them.

1405
00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:26,869
Uh, no, Marques isn't here,
Gina.

1406
00:53:26,936 --> 00:53:31,140
A party? No, they're not having
no party.

1407
00:53:31,206 --> 00:53:32,375
Can I ask how old you are?

1408
00:53:32,442 --> 00:53:33,643
[DOORBELL RINGS]

1409
00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:35,344
You sound a little old
to be calling him.

1410
00:53:35,411 --> 00:53:38,682
All right, just call back
later, okay? All right.

1411
00:53:41,016 --> 00:53:43,051
AUNT LUCY: Hi!

1412
00:53:41,016 --> 00:53:43,051
VEDA: Is everybody ready?

1413
00:53:43,119 --> 00:53:46,088
I've got the engine running,
my mother has food on the table,

1414
00:53:46,155 --> 00:53:48,456
and we don't wanna keep
my mother waiting.

1415
00:53:48,523 --> 00:53:51,226
What a pretty girl.

1416
00:53:51,293 --> 00:53:54,797
I should introduce you
to my boy Kid.

1417
00:53:54,864 --> 00:53:57,833
Kid, you ought to marry
this girl.

1418
00:53:57,900 --> 00:54:00,502
She's much better for you
than that fiancée

1419
00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,071
you brought here
yesterday.

1420
00:54:02,137 --> 00:54:04,340
I mean, that girl
was way too tall for you.

1421
00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:06,709
Ha, ha. You're right,
Aunt Lucy.

1422
00:54:06,775 --> 00:54:08,110
I am
a better choice.

1423
00:54:08,177 --> 00:54:09,711
Oh, yeah, much better
than the girl

1424
00:54:09,778 --> 00:54:11,681
that wanted Night Heat
at her party.

1425
00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:13,148
Tsk.

1426
00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:13,148
Oh, really?

1427
00:54:13,215 --> 00:54:14,483
Oh, yeah.
You know the one.

1428
00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:16,219
The one that thought
I was still hung up

1429
00:54:16,284 --> 00:54:17,753
on the big booty girl,
Sydney.

1430
00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:20,589
Ha, ha, I'll bet you she didn't
even make you French toast.

1431
00:54:20,657 --> 00:54:22,358
Come on, Aunt Lucy,
let's wait in the car.

1432
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:23,660
Would you hurry up, please?

1433
00:54:23,726 --> 00:54:26,162
Where's Uncle Vester?

1434
00:54:23,726 --> 00:54:26,162
VESTER: Hey, hey, look.

1435
00:54:26,228 --> 00:54:27,764
Hey, woman.

1436
00:54:26,228 --> 00:54:27,764
Here we go. Hey.

1437
00:54:27,831 --> 00:54:30,166
Ooh, Good Lord, have mercy.

1438
00:54:30,231 --> 00:54:31,934
I wanna put you on a plate
with biscuits

1439
00:54:32,001 --> 00:54:33,470
and gravy and suck right up.

1440
00:54:32,001 --> 00:54:33,470
Whoo.

1441
00:54:33,536 --> 00:54:36,038
Aunt Lucy, wait.
That's not my car!

1442
00:54:36,105 --> 00:54:38,474
Mm.

1443
00:54:36,105 --> 00:54:38,474
You guys come in here.

1444
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:40,376
Where have you guys been?
What took so long?

1445
00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:42,745
We just have to go
for our little daily walk.

1446
00:54:42,811 --> 00:54:44,246
Yeah, you got to get
that exercise.

1447
00:54:44,313 --> 00:54:45,949
Exercise yourself
on in that kitchen.

1448
00:54:46,014 --> 00:54:47,650
Get those dishes you left
this morning.

1449
00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:49,753
You got no dog
on this one.

1450
00:54:49,818 --> 00:54:51,688
Heh. So how do you feel,
boy?

1451
00:54:51,753 --> 00:54:55,125
Ah, Uncle Vester,
I'm still a little nervous.

1452
00:54:55,190 --> 00:54:56,491
This is such
a big night.

1453
00:54:56,559 --> 00:54:58,561
I just don't wanna do anything
that I'll regret.

1454
00:54:58,626 --> 00:55:01,096
Oh, son. We gotta talk
about that the other night.

1455
00:55:01,163 --> 00:55:03,099
What did I tell you?
Let that go. Be yourself.

1456
00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:05,268
We're going over there.
We're gonna be ourselves.

1457
00:55:05,335 --> 00:55:06,534
We'll show
you're educated.

1458
00:55:06,601 --> 00:55:09,304
Say Diddy hellos,
how to have good time tonight.

1459
00:55:09,371 --> 00:55:11,074
You gotta believe that.
Let it go.

1460
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,409
Okay. All right.

1461
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,409
All right.

1462
00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:16,112
You're not packing, are you?

1463
00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:16,112
You know I'm blessed.

1464
00:55:16,177 --> 00:55:18,347
I'm hung low. Stay out
of my personal business.

1465
00:55:18,414 --> 00:55:20,148
Who you with?

1466
00:55:18,414 --> 00:55:20,148
Uncle Vester.

1467
00:55:20,215 --> 00:55:21,951
Who you with?

1468
00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:27,490
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

1469
00:55:27,556 --> 00:55:29,458
I'll get it.

1470
00:55:31,994 --> 00:55:33,127
Hello!

1471
00:55:31,994 --> 00:55:33,127
Hey, yo, what up?

1472
00:55:33,195 --> 00:55:35,097
Can I speak to either
Kid or Play?

1473
00:55:35,164 --> 00:55:37,133
MARQUES [OVER PHONE]:<i>
 No, they ain't here.</i>

1474
00:55:37,199 --> 00:55:39,067
This is Butcher
from the catering company.

1475
00:55:39,134 --> 00:55:40,635
Is the party still on?

1476
00:55:40,702 --> 00:55:42,338
Yeah, the party
is still going on.

1477
00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,473
Will you tell
Kid or Play that, um,

1478
00:55:44,539 --> 00:55:47,409
I ain't serve nobody until
I get the rest of my money.

1479
00:55:47,476 --> 00:55:50,311
MARQUES:<i>
 I guarantee you your money.</i>

1480
00:55:50,378 --> 00:55:52,347
<i> But you got to bring
 the food here.</i>

1481
00:55:52,414 --> 00:55:55,184
That's 1637 Blast Ave.

1482
00:55:55,251 --> 00:55:56,853
Oh, you want me
to bring the food there?

1483
00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:59,621
That's right
if you wanna get paid.

1484
00:55:59,688 --> 00:56:01,590
Okay. Bye.

1485
00:56:02,891 --> 00:56:04,425
Yeah, right.

1486
00:56:04,492 --> 00:56:06,761
Veda told me
you're down-home folk.

1487
00:56:06,829 --> 00:56:09,065
So I thought we'd have
a little soul food dinner,

1488
00:56:09,130 --> 00:56:10,932
something I'd know
you people would like.

1489
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,936
I don't care what you serve
long on that occasion.

1490
00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:16,072
The food looks great, mom.

1491
00:56:16,137 --> 00:56:17,940
Oh, thank you, doll.

1492
00:56:18,007 --> 00:56:19,375
Have no plate?

1493
00:56:19,442 --> 00:56:21,777
Aunt Lucy, don't worry
about him not having no plate.

1494
00:56:21,844 --> 00:56:24,347
I got plenty of food for him.

1495
00:56:25,713 --> 00:56:28,049
Uh, Christopher,

1496
00:56:28,117 --> 00:56:30,519
I suppose
you haven't made it big

1497
00:56:30,585 --> 00:56:33,488
in the music business yet.

1498
00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:36,693
Oh, well, dad, uh,
my partner and I--

1499
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,728
How did you expect
to support a wife?

1500
00:56:39,795 --> 00:56:41,764
And a baby,
you know she pregnant?

1501
00:56:41,831 --> 00:56:43,932
Pregnant? Lord have mercy.
See I knew it.

1502
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,534
I knew I've been dreaming
about fish.

1503
00:56:45,601 --> 00:56:48,203
Fish? Fish, I sure hope
it's catfish.

1504
00:56:48,271 --> 00:56:51,941
No, mother.
I am not pregnant, heh.

1505
00:56:52,007 --> 00:56:54,710
Young man,
I was asking you a question.

1506
00:56:54,777 --> 00:56:57,614
Okay. Uh, well, Dad,
my partner and I,

1507
00:56:57,679 --> 00:56:59,915
we're involved in
some very promising ventures.

1508
00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:02,083
We have an up and coming
group name, R.A.S. Posse,

1509
00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:03,652
that we signed
to Arrest Records.

1510
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:05,288
Now when they release them--

1511
00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:09,090
Release, R.A.S. Posse,
What are they, in jail?

1512
00:57:09,157 --> 00:57:12,060
Ugh, when they release
their album, mother.

1513
00:57:12,128 --> 00:57:18,400
And how do you expect to survive
until this R.A.S. Puss--

1514
00:57:18,467 --> 00:57:21,771
Posse makes it big?

1515
00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:24,941
In my day,
we used to have a saying:

1516
00:57:25,007 --> 00:57:28,810
No romance, heh,

1517
00:57:28,878 --> 00:57:31,646
without finance.

1518
00:57:31,713 --> 00:57:33,115
Now hold on there, freckles.

1519
00:57:33,181 --> 00:57:35,116
You got to have
a little bit more faith

1520
00:57:35,184 --> 00:57:36,586
in these young kids today.

1521
00:57:36,652 --> 00:57:38,887
Times are different when
you and I were out here

1522
00:57:38,954 --> 00:57:41,824
doing our thing. Now hand me
about four or five biscuits.

1523
00:57:41,889 --> 00:57:43,158
Oh, I'm hungry.

1524
00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:47,496
Oh, Vester.

1525
00:57:47,563 --> 00:57:49,298
What is your line
of business?

1526
00:57:49,364 --> 00:57:52,999
Unemployment line.

1527
00:57:49,364 --> 00:57:52,999
I'm a painter.

1528
00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:54,137
I'm an artiste.

1529
00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:54,137
Oh, really.

1530
00:57:54,202 --> 00:57:57,706
From what school?
Jacob Lord's? Beardon?

1531
00:57:57,773 --> 00:58:00,909
Uh, kitchen walls
and sinks, shit like that.

1532
00:58:00,976 --> 00:58:03,112
Oh, my God,
crayons and finger paints.

1533
00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:05,981
Wait a minute, mom.
You're being unfair.

1534
00:58:06,048 --> 00:58:07,583
You and Daddy
didn't have everything

1535
00:58:07,648 --> 00:58:09,851
when you first started out.

1536
00:58:07,648 --> 00:58:09,851
Yeah.

1537
00:58:09,918 --> 00:58:13,621
Yeah. But we worked hard

1538
00:58:13,688 --> 00:58:16,326
to get where we are today.

1539
00:58:16,391 --> 00:58:21,029
I bet you had whore
just to make ends meet.

1540
00:58:21,097 --> 00:58:22,798
I beg your pardon!

1541
00:58:22,864 --> 00:58:26,401
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I knew,
I knew you.

1542
00:58:26,467 --> 00:58:28,770
Dammit to hell, I knew
your face was familiar to me.

1543
00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:32,041
Man, back in the days, your wife
just sucked the meanest.

1544
00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:34,210
Well, I know you know.
You're the lucky man.

1545
00:58:34,275 --> 00:58:37,512
You scum-sucking
son of a bitch!

1546
00:58:37,579 --> 00:58:41,516
That's my ho--
My wife you're talking about.

1547
00:58:41,583 --> 00:58:44,920
Kid, you're just gonna let them
talk to my parents like this?

1548
00:58:44,987 --> 00:58:47,289
I forgot you got other things
on your minds

1549
00:58:47,356 --> 00:58:50,626
like getting with Sydney
one more time.

1550
00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:52,261
Who said I was getting
with Sydney?

1551
00:58:52,327 --> 00:58:55,163
I heard your friend Stinky
talking this morning.

1552
00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:57,533
Oh, I don't believe you.

1553
00:58:57,599 --> 00:59:00,335
I don't believe Play
is at that window.

1554
00:59:00,402 --> 00:59:02,003
Go see what he wants.

1555
00:59:02,070 --> 00:59:04,440
AUNT LUCY:
You don't talk
to my nephew like this.

1556
00:59:04,505 --> 00:59:07,775
You don't talk
to my daughter like this.

1557
00:59:07,842 --> 00:59:09,110
AUNT LUCY:
What do you mean?

1558
00:59:09,177 --> 00:59:11,045
Come on, man,
what're you doing here?

1559
00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:12,347
Yo, man,
Showboat is bugging.

1560
00:59:12,414 --> 00:59:13,983
He tried to run me down
with the Benzo.

1561
00:59:14,048 --> 00:59:16,052
He wants the Sex As A Weapon
contract yesterday.

1562
00:59:16,119 --> 00:59:18,754
God, didn't I tell you
to get Boat his money? Didn't I?

1563
00:59:18,820 --> 00:59:20,355
You always getting me
into trouble.

1564
00:59:20,422 --> 00:59:22,224
Now it's on me.
You wanted a bachelor party.

1565
00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:24,093
I'm hooking you up.
What am I supposed to do?

1566
00:59:24,159 --> 00:59:26,094
Pay with my good looks?
What's wrong with you?

1567
00:59:26,161 --> 00:59:27,697
I didn't want
the bachelor party.

1568
00:59:27,764 --> 00:59:29,064
You wanted
the bachelor party.

1569
00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:31,532
Listen, you.
Listen, you, get back.

1570
00:59:31,599 --> 00:59:33,235
AUNT LUCY: Get back?

1571
00:59:31,599 --> 00:59:33,235
Step back, Satan.

1572
00:59:33,302 --> 00:59:34,769
I'll whammy-bammy
your ass.

1573
00:59:34,836 --> 00:59:36,572
[WOMEN YELLING]

1574
00:59:36,639 --> 00:59:39,275
Now I remember.
I even remember your name.

1575
00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:41,644
They used to call you Jawbone.

1576
00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:41,644
What?

1577
00:59:41,710 --> 00:59:45,280
Just meet me at the crib.
I get enough to deal with here.

1578
00:59:45,347 --> 00:59:48,918
Listen, man.
I got problems...

1579
00:59:48,983 --> 00:59:51,119
Look here, I'm gonna let
the door hit you

1580
00:59:51,186 --> 00:59:53,422
where the good lord
split you!

1581
00:59:53,489 --> 00:59:55,191
Then she gonna start
barking like a dog.

1582
00:59:55,257 --> 00:59:56,826
[IMITATES DOG BARKING]

1583
00:59:56,891 --> 00:59:59,460
Baby, put it on
that old hat.

1584
00:59:59,527 --> 01:00:01,929
Look, everybody, could we just
please calm down, okay?

1585
01:00:01,996 --> 01:00:03,965
This has gotten out of hand,
okay?

1586
01:00:04,032 --> 01:00:08,069
Let's calm down, all right?

1587
01:00:04,032 --> 01:00:08,069
MAN: I'll fuck you up!

1588
01:00:08,137 --> 01:00:09,738
Sit down, witch hazel.

1589
01:00:09,804 --> 01:00:11,406
Who you talking to?

1590
01:00:09,804 --> 01:00:11,406
VESTER: To you!

1591
01:00:11,472 --> 01:00:13,175
Look, don't you talk about--

1592
01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:15,979
You mama witch,
you black dusty rusty ass.

1593
01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:18,947
Whoa! My mama dead!
Now I gotta cut you!

1594
01:00:19,014 --> 01:00:21,416
That's the rule! Cut you!
Cut you! Cut you!

1595
01:00:21,483 --> 01:00:22,851
[ALL YELLING]

1596
01:00:22,918 --> 01:00:25,119
Come on! Come on!
I'm ready for you.

1597
01:00:25,186 --> 01:00:31,027
I want all of you
out of my house now!

1598
01:00:31,092 --> 01:00:33,628
Cut me! Cut me! Cut me!

1599
01:00:31,092 --> 01:00:33,628
Cutting the whole--

1600
01:00:33,695 --> 01:00:38,067
I expected some shit like this
from you riffraff.

1601
01:00:40,702 --> 01:00:41,937
[GUNSHOT]

1602
01:00:42,003 --> 01:00:43,371
[ALL SCREAMING]

1603
01:00:43,438 --> 01:00:47,509
Damn, I bet I get some respect
from you motherfuckers. Now!

1604
01:00:47,576 --> 01:00:51,512
And I'd love to pop a cap
in your little black ass.

1605
01:00:51,579 --> 01:00:53,382
And that crazy old bitch.

1606
01:00:53,447 --> 01:00:58,119
And I'd bust a cap in your ass
if it weren't for my daughter.

1607
01:00:58,186 --> 01:01:01,789
Now I want all of you
out of my goddamn house!

1608
01:01:01,856 --> 01:01:03,992
Out, out, damn spot!

1609
01:01:04,059 --> 01:01:05,827
All of you motherfuckers.

1610
01:01:04,059 --> 01:01:05,827
We better go.

1611
01:01:05,893 --> 01:01:07,529
Had a nice time.
That ain't look so good.

1612
01:01:07,597 --> 01:01:08,798
Punk motherfucker.

1613
01:01:08,864 --> 01:01:11,934
You better get the fuck
on out of my house! Nigga!

1614
01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:16,339
Out, out, damn it!
All of you, out!

1615
01:01:20,909 --> 01:01:23,246
Was that a crazy dinner
or what?

1616
01:01:23,311 --> 01:01:25,614
Heh, that was crazy.

1617
01:01:25,681 --> 01:01:28,751
Do you think they're ever
gonna get along?

1618
01:01:28,818 --> 01:01:30,686
Well, I guess
if the Crips and Bloods

1619
01:01:30,753 --> 01:01:31,854
can have a truce,

1620
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,088
I guess they can too.

1621
01:01:34,155 --> 01:01:38,326
Anyway, good night, Mrs. Kid.

1622
01:01:34,155 --> 01:01:38,326
Good night, Mr. Veda.

1623
01:01:38,393 --> 01:01:41,697
Mr. Ve... What'd I tell you
about watching all that Oprah?

1624
01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:43,399
Huh? Ooh.

1625
01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:43,399
Heh, I love you.

1626
01:01:43,465 --> 01:01:44,667
[GIBBERING]
I Love you.

1627
01:01:44,733 --> 01:01:46,402
[CHUCKLES]

1628
01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:49,972
[CAR ENGINE REVS]

1629
01:01:52,608 --> 01:01:54,544
[♪♪]

1630
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,581
[DOG GROWLS]

1631
01:02:00,182 --> 01:02:02,083
[DOG BARKS]

1632
01:02:02,150 --> 01:02:03,985
[KID GROANS THEN SCREAMS]

1633
01:02:16,831 --> 01:02:21,304
Hey, fellas.
Fellas, welcome back.

1634
01:02:21,369 --> 01:02:24,306
You know, I just had a talk
with Sex As A Weapon,

1635
01:02:24,373 --> 01:02:26,775
and they claim they never signed
any management contract

1636
01:02:26,842 --> 01:02:30,079
with Kid and Play management.
so I'm wondering...

1637
01:02:30,146 --> 01:02:32,981
Why do I need you all?

1638
01:02:30,146 --> 01:02:32,981
I can explain, Showboat.

1639
01:02:33,047 --> 01:02:34,315
But I don't want
to hear it.

1640
01:02:34,382 --> 01:02:36,551
But--

1641
01:02:34,382 --> 01:02:36,551
I don't want to hear it!

1642
01:02:36,619 --> 01:02:40,389
Now you two clowns better get
my contract signed by tomorrow.

1643
01:02:40,456 --> 01:02:42,625
And, uh, one little thing
before you leave.

1644
01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:45,893
I'd like you to check out
one of these TJ hors d'oeuvres.

1645
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,297
KID: What?

1646
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,297
Oh, that's a toe-jam cracker.

1647
01:02:49,364 --> 01:02:53,401
Yeah, I like to call it
the chronic, heh.

1648
01:02:53,469 --> 01:02:55,570
PLAY:
Come on, Boat. Come on, man.

1649
01:02:55,637 --> 01:02:58,007
We've known each other
too long for this, man.

1650
01:02:58,074 --> 01:03:02,278
No. No. No!

1651
01:03:02,344 --> 01:03:04,614
[♪♪]

1652
01:03:11,286 --> 01:03:13,554
You guys are cleaning up?

1653
01:03:11,286 --> 01:03:13,554
Yeah.

1654
01:03:13,621 --> 01:03:15,723
Thanks.
Thanks a lot.

1655
01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:19,094
MARQUES:
Well, Kid, we just wanted
to show our appreciation.

1656
01:03:19,161 --> 01:03:21,097
You've been so good to us.

1657
01:03:22,864 --> 01:03:26,568
Hey, look, uh, look,
here's some money for a pizza.

1658
01:03:26,635 --> 01:03:28,837
BOY: All right.

1659
01:03:26,635 --> 01:03:28,837
You still have the video movies?

1660
01:03:28,903 --> 01:03:29,905
BOY 2:
Yeah.

1661
01:03:29,972 --> 01:03:31,339
I got some running
around to do,

1662
01:03:31,405 --> 01:03:33,842
then I'm gonna go to the hotel
for the bachelor party,

1663
01:03:33,909 --> 01:03:35,611
so I'll see you guys
in the morning.

1664
01:03:35,677 --> 01:03:37,078
Oh, uh,
there's a slight chance

1665
01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:38,814
my body might be dumped
in the river.

1666
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,016
So if I don't see you
in the morning, it's been real.

1667
01:03:41,081 --> 01:03:42,884
What do you mean, Kid?

1668
01:03:42,951 --> 01:03:46,655
Uh... Look, don't worry
about it. It's my problem.

1669
01:03:46,722 --> 01:03:49,358
Just have a good time and
take care of Aunt Lucy, okay?

1670
01:03:49,425 --> 01:03:50,359
KIDS:
All right.

1671
01:03:50,425 --> 01:03:51,626
See you later.

1672
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,570
Hey, you all, I think Uncle Kid
is in big trouble.

1673
01:04:01,635 --> 01:04:03,538
Yeah, that punk Showboat.

1674
01:04:03,605 --> 01:04:05,541
[♪♪]

1675
01:04:11,313 --> 01:04:13,115
Ah, shit.

1676
01:04:13,181 --> 01:04:15,684
MAN:
Yo, yo, what's up, punk?
Where the rest of my money?

1677
01:04:15,751 --> 01:04:17,853
Man, we ain't
got your money, man.

1678
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,155
Showboat got your cash, man.

1679
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,155
Showboat.

1680
01:04:20,222 --> 01:04:22,458
We used to have him in an apron
with his ass hanging out,

1681
01:04:22,523 --> 01:04:24,792
running around the cell
cleaning up like a bitch.

1682
01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:26,662
Really?

1683
01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:26,662
Really, nigga.

1684
01:04:26,728 --> 01:04:29,297
I know he ain't trying to come
between me and my money.

1685
01:04:29,364 --> 01:04:31,699
Where is it at?

1686
01:04:29,364 --> 01:04:31,699
I don't know, man.

1687
01:04:31,766 --> 01:04:32,701
Put me down, man.

1688
01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:34,235
Yo, punk,
since you don't know,

1689
01:04:34,302 --> 01:04:36,304
we taking these Adidas
as partial payment

1690
01:04:36,371 --> 01:04:37,840
till you find out,
you understand?

1691
01:04:37,907 --> 01:04:40,476
STINKY:
No, man, come on.
Oh, no, that's my cuz.

1692
01:04:40,541 --> 01:04:41,876
Hey, hey!

1693
01:04:41,943 --> 01:04:43,545
Is there a problem in here,
fellas?

1694
01:04:43,612 --> 01:04:46,581
Uh, no, ma'am, we just
helping my man with his shoes.

1695
01:04:46,648 --> 01:04:49,217
Well, keep it down in here.

1696
01:04:49,284 --> 01:04:51,252
Hey, simple,
you dropped something, man.

1697
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,256
[BLOWS AIR]

1698
01:05:08,237 --> 01:05:11,173
MAN:
Hey, you little
twig-head Boyz in the Hood,

1699
01:05:11,239 --> 01:05:12,673
where's Kid?

1700
01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:14,911
Plan B.

1701
01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:14,911
Plan B.

1702
01:05:16,478 --> 01:05:20,249
Where they going?

1703
01:05:16,478 --> 01:05:20,249
Uh, they got to take a pee.

1704
01:05:20,315 --> 01:05:22,417
Uh, so you came to listen
to our demo?

1705
01:05:25,554 --> 01:05:27,789
Hurry up, man. We got to beat
the all-time record.

1706
01:05:29,224 --> 01:05:30,592
So where is he?

1707
01:05:30,659 --> 01:05:34,028
Uh, Kid...

1708
01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:37,099
Dreads, cap--
Oh, yeah, Kid.

1709
01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:40,669
Well, he's having a bachelor
party over at the Motel 6.

1710
01:05:40,735 --> 01:05:43,438
Which Motel 6?
There's 29 of them.

1711
01:05:43,505 --> 01:05:45,773
I don't know.
I'm from Detroit.

1712
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,710
He probably went to
the one on Washington.

1713
01:05:47,775 --> 01:05:50,011
You know, they give
complimentary 40 ounces.

1714
01:05:50,077 --> 01:05:52,112
You better not be lying,
boy.

1715
01:05:52,179 --> 01:05:54,849
Come on.

1716
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:56,418
[♪♪]

1717
01:05:56,485 --> 01:05:58,286
Those some nice hooves
you got there, girl.

1718
01:05:58,353 --> 01:06:01,155
I got one bean for you.
One.

1719
01:06:01,222 --> 01:06:04,092
How about a biscuit, baby?

1720
01:06:01,222 --> 01:06:04,092
Oh, please.

1721
01:06:04,159 --> 01:06:06,795
Hey, hey. Now,
that's what I'm talking about.

1722
01:06:06,862 --> 01:06:09,630
I'm guilty, guilty as charged.

1723
01:06:06,862 --> 01:06:09,630
I was willing, take me.

1724
01:06:09,697 --> 01:06:11,666
Cuff me, baby.
Cuff me!

1725
01:06:11,733 --> 01:06:13,668
PLAY:
Oh, yeah.
Once again, it's on.

1726
01:06:13,735 --> 01:06:15,171
Hey, what up?

1727
01:06:17,306 --> 01:06:19,708
PLAY:
Stinky!
I'm gonna get this, boy.

1728
01:06:19,775 --> 01:06:22,244
What's up, baby.
How are you doing?

1729
01:06:22,309 --> 01:06:25,279
How are you doing?
Just sitting here queening.

1730
01:06:25,347 --> 01:06:26,749
I don't believe
you gonna do this.

1731
01:06:26,815 --> 01:06:28,483
I don't believe
you getting married.

1732
01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:31,653
You going out.

1733
01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:31,653
Why I got to be going out?

1734
01:06:31,719 --> 01:06:33,087
Why can't I have
a do-right woman

1735
01:06:33,155 --> 01:06:34,390
and I'm trying to do
right by?

1736
01:06:34,456 --> 01:06:36,357
You ain't doing right
until tomorrow.

1737
01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:37,826
Tonight,
your hos is here.

1738
01:06:37,893 --> 01:06:39,628
I'm gonna to tear
this party up!

1739
01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:41,963
Right now, I'm hungry!

1740
01:06:42,030 --> 01:06:45,199
[GIBBERING]

1741
01:06:45,266 --> 01:06:47,168
Food, food, food!

1742
01:06:47,235 --> 01:06:49,271
Nigga, now that's an ex-con.

1743
01:06:49,336 --> 01:06:51,507
Nigga made me proud.

1744
01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,911
Yeah, those 40 ounces
really do upgradable Motel 6.

1745
01:06:55,978 --> 01:06:57,613
The only reason
I mess around with them.

1746
01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,849
[CAR THUDDING]

1747
01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:03,918
MAN:
Hey, what...

1748
01:07:03,985 --> 01:07:05,688
[SHOUTING]

1749
01:07:09,925 --> 01:07:11,560
Fucking damn!

1750
01:07:11,626 --> 01:07:13,295
My son of a...

1751
01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:17,099
You wait till I get my hands
on that cold-blooded man!

1752
01:07:17,164 --> 01:07:19,067
[♪♪]

1753
01:07:19,134 --> 01:07:21,402
Right here, and make sure
she doesn't have any more.

1754
01:07:21,469 --> 01:07:22,604
She's drunk enough already.

1755
01:07:22,670 --> 01:07:23,971
Oh, Cathy's drunk again?

1756
01:07:24,039 --> 01:07:26,207
Every time she goes somewhere,
she gets drunk.

1757
01:07:26,273 --> 01:07:27,375
This party is too much.

1758
01:07:27,443 --> 01:07:29,778
Girl, this is a great party,
Janelle.

1759
01:07:29,844 --> 01:07:32,480
Only the best for you girl.
Only the best.

1760
01:07:32,547 --> 01:07:35,216
And the night is still young,
honey.

1761
01:07:35,282 --> 01:07:38,052
[WHOOPING]

1762
01:07:38,119 --> 01:07:39,588
KID:
And I said no women,

1763
01:07:39,655 --> 01:07:41,523
but is it my imagination

1764
01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:45,293
or do we have an extra amount
of fat women here tonight?

1765
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,695
Look, don't sweat it, man.

1766
01:07:46,762 --> 01:07:49,331
It's my cousin, Stinky, man.
This is his thing, his posse.

1767
01:07:49,396 --> 01:07:51,766
Look, I didn't want any women,
just the fellas.

1768
01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:53,067
Damn, they're big.

1769
01:07:53,134 --> 01:07:55,070
[♪♪]

1770
01:08:10,385 --> 01:08:12,555
[AUNT LUCY LAUGHING]

1771
01:08:12,621 --> 01:08:14,456
[♪♪]

1772
01:08:18,926 --> 01:08:21,262
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

1773
01:08:23,164 --> 01:08:24,766
Come in.

1774
01:08:29,503 --> 01:08:30,604
You okay, Aunt Lucy?

1775
01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:35,376
What is all that noise
downstairs?

1776
01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:38,480
Uh, few of the fellas came by
for Kid's bachelor party.

1777
01:08:38,546 --> 01:08:41,582
And what about this movie
you brought me?

1778
01:08:41,649 --> 01:08:44,485
Oh, that was<i> Teenage Mutant
 Ninja Turtle,</i> Aunt Lucy.

1779
01:08:44,552 --> 01:08:46,421
That's no turtle.
That's ass.

1780
01:08:46,488 --> 01:08:48,490
[CHUCKLES]

1781
01:08:48,556 --> 01:08:50,225
Be in touch, Aunt Lucy.

1782
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:53,062
Call us if you need us.

1783
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:53,062
See you.

1784
01:08:58,699 --> 01:09:01,001
Marques, where's the food?

1785
01:09:01,069 --> 01:09:04,139
I snuck out of the house
to come here and I'm hungry.

1786
01:09:04,206 --> 01:09:06,875
We got a caterer coming, baby.

1787
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:09,511
I'll bet those cons
took the food to the hotel.

1788
01:09:09,578 --> 01:09:12,114
I know. Let's go find out
what's happening. Come on.

1789
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:14,115
[♪♪]

1790
01:09:17,051 --> 01:09:21,088
Oh, kiddo, kiddo, mild for
a Kid 'n Play jammy jam jam.

1791
01:09:21,155 --> 01:09:23,725
Some swollen motherfuckers
in here tonight.

1792
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:26,428
Ooh, I sure am hungry.

1793
01:09:26,494 --> 01:09:28,762
Man, what the fuck
is your problem?

1794
01:09:28,829 --> 01:09:30,932
The problem is that
this food ain't paid for.

1795
01:09:30,998 --> 01:09:33,134
Ain't nobody eating till
I get the rest of my money.

1796
01:09:33,201 --> 01:09:36,005
Oh! But you let these
two policewomen here eat.

1797
01:09:36,070 --> 01:09:38,206
Oh, oh, oh.
They got guns too.

1798
01:09:38,273 --> 01:09:40,007
Eh, we got warrants,
pimp daddy.

1799
01:09:40,074 --> 01:09:41,309
Yeah, you got a good point.

1800
01:09:41,377 --> 01:09:42,911
VEDA:
Looks like there's some action

1801
01:09:42,978 --> 01:09:44,179
going on out here.

1802
01:09:44,246 --> 01:09:46,181
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

1803
01:09:48,951 --> 01:09:49,917
Hello.

1804
01:09:49,984 --> 01:09:52,253
I'm looking for a Veda Pratt.

1805
01:09:52,319 --> 01:09:53,588
Um, that's me.

1806
01:09:53,654 --> 01:09:55,189
I have a warrant
for your arrest.

1807
01:09:55,256 --> 01:09:56,524
What?

1808
01:09:55,256 --> 01:09:56,524
What?

1809
01:09:56,591 --> 01:09:59,194
Failure to pay a series
of parking tickets.

1810
01:09:59,261 --> 01:10:01,730
Oh, no, no, no.
That's some mistake.

1811
01:10:01,796 --> 01:10:03,097
I pay my tickets.

1812
01:10:03,163 --> 01:10:05,533
I'm gonna take you down.

1813
01:10:03,163 --> 01:10:05,533
What?

1814
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,136
[CHUCKLES]

1815
01:10:07,202 --> 01:10:08,436
This is yours?

1816
01:10:08,503 --> 01:10:11,672
Heh, wait a minute.
Tomorrow is my wedding day.

1817
01:10:11,739 --> 01:10:12,974
I'm getting married tomorrow.

1818
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:16,345
Miss, please, face the wall.
Spread your legs.

1819
01:10:16,411 --> 01:10:17,945
[CHUCKLES]

1820
01:10:18,012 --> 01:10:20,248
OFFICER:
Heh, not that far.

1821
01:10:22,850 --> 01:10:25,653
Heh, Janelle,
I'm going to jail.

1822
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:26,821
The other hand, please.

1823
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,489
I've never been to jail.

1824
01:10:28,555 --> 01:10:29,757
What am I gonna wear?

1825
01:10:29,823 --> 01:10:31,393
Don't worry about it, Veda.

1826
01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:33,996
You already got on stripes.

1827
01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:38,500
Folks, please,
stand back into the house.

1828
01:10:38,567 --> 01:10:42,170
Pursuant of penal code
section 393.03.

1829
01:10:42,237 --> 01:10:43,337
Find Kid. Find Kid.

1830
01:10:43,404 --> 01:10:45,940
I command you to...

1831
01:10:46,007 --> 01:10:48,108
Wave your hands in the air!

1832
01:10:48,176 --> 01:10:50,112
[ALL SHOUTING]

1833
01:10:50,177 --> 01:10:51,447
[♪♪]

1834
01:11:00,354 --> 01:11:01,488
[CHUCKLES]

1835
01:11:01,555 --> 01:11:05,192
You got me good this time.
You got me this time.

1836
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:06,595
[BOTH LAUGH]

1837
01:11:14,101 --> 01:11:15,970
Here it is, guys.
Bad-ass.

1838
01:11:16,037 --> 01:11:16,970
[WHOOPS]

1839
01:11:17,037 --> 01:11:18,906
A bomb, here we go.

1840
01:11:20,307 --> 01:11:21,609
MAN 1:
That ain't bad-ass.

1841
01:11:21,676 --> 01:11:23,011
Is this some kind of joke?

1842
01:11:23,078 --> 01:11:25,247
Oh, well, wait.
Just give it some time.

1843
01:11:25,314 --> 01:11:26,815
It's probably
some leader tape.

1844
01:11:26,881 --> 01:11:29,418
Just give it a chance.
Give it a chance.

1845
01:11:31,653 --> 01:11:34,722
Just like them punk ass
niggers watching. Shit.

1846
01:11:39,994 --> 01:11:41,595
This party seem bunk to me.

1847
01:11:41,662 --> 01:11:45,067
Man, you all supposed
to deliver at 1637 Blast Ave.

1848
01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:47,502
Look here,
I'll deliver this food anywhere,

1849
01:11:47,569 --> 01:11:49,804
you hear me, anywhere
as long as you got the money.

1850
01:11:49,871 --> 01:11:52,173
We got money.

1851
01:11:49,871 --> 01:11:52,173
Pay the man.

1852
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,842
1637 Blast Ave.

1853
01:11:54,908 --> 01:11:57,010
You get paid
when we get fed.

1854
01:11:57,078 --> 01:11:59,547
MAN 2: That's ninja turtle ass.

1855
01:11:57,078 --> 01:11:59,547
MAN 3: Hey, man.

1856
01:11:59,613 --> 01:12:01,149
Somebody must've
switched the tape!

1857
01:12:04,418 --> 01:12:05,921
Man!

1858
01:12:09,356 --> 01:12:13,795
Night heat, God of lust,
we praise you!

1859
01:12:13,862 --> 01:12:15,797
[ALL SHOUTING]

1860
01:12:22,003 --> 01:12:24,104
Hi, Showboat. I'm sorry, baby.
No men are allowed.

1861
01:12:24,171 --> 01:12:26,407
We got business here.
We looking for Kid 'n Play.

1862
01:12:26,474 --> 01:12:27,409
And that's a man.

1863
01:12:27,475 --> 01:12:30,110
No, no, baby.
You are man.

1864
01:12:30,177 --> 01:12:32,212
That is a God.

1865
01:12:32,279 --> 01:12:33,247
[WHOOPS]

1866
01:12:33,314 --> 01:12:35,984
[♪♪]

1867
01:12:36,051 --> 01:12:38,186
Go over to the kitchen.
You check out the bathroom.

1868
01:12:38,252 --> 01:12:41,121
Boy, they're making Gods
smaller these days

1869
01:12:41,189 --> 01:12:42,391
and bowlegged.

1870
01:12:42,457 --> 01:12:43,792
This your stripper?

1871
01:12:42,457 --> 01:12:43,792
Yes, baby.

1872
01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:46,461
You better get a refund.
I'll show you stripping.

1873
01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:48,630
Hey, wait a minute.

1874
01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:48,630
Step aside.

1875
01:12:53,635 --> 01:12:55,904
That's all right.
Take your liberties with me.

1876
01:12:55,970 --> 01:12:57,639
I'm free. There you go, boy.

1877
01:12:57,704 --> 01:13:00,542
Be careful.
That's mine.

1878
01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:03,245
[PHONE RINGS]

1879
01:13:03,310 --> 01:13:04,345
[CHUCKLES]

1880
01:13:05,881 --> 01:13:06,881
Hello.

1881
01:13:06,948 --> 01:13:08,850
So-so.
How's my Aunt Lucy doing?

1882
01:13:08,917 --> 01:13:10,819
Eating my prunes,
waiting for Kid

1883
01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:12,821
to show up for his
bachelor party

1884
01:13:12,886 --> 01:13:15,256
and watching that ass.

1885
01:13:15,323 --> 01:13:18,525
Yo, let me hold the cellular.

1886
01:13:15,323 --> 01:13:18,525
Uh-uh.

1887
01:13:18,592 --> 01:13:20,395
This ain't no damn game.
Give me the phone!

1888
01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:22,998
Yo, Play,
the phone ain't turned on.

1889
01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:26,234
I'm fronting, man. I told you,
the hos like that.

1890
01:13:26,301 --> 01:13:27,702
Man, pay your damn bill.

1891
01:13:27,769 --> 01:13:29,404
Hey, man,
I sent them a couple of checks.

1892
01:13:29,470 --> 01:13:32,006
The phone company
don't take welfare checks.

1893
01:13:32,073 --> 01:13:33,841
It seems like
all I know is broke brothers.

1894
01:13:33,908 --> 01:13:37,445
Look, I got to
come over there. Shit.

1895
01:13:45,353 --> 01:13:47,221
Johnny, man,
what's up with Angina?

1896
01:13:47,287 --> 01:13:50,125
MARQUES:
Now, the moment
you've all been waiting for,

1897
01:13:50,190 --> 01:13:52,359
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Angina Williams!

1898
01:13:52,426 --> 01:13:54,362
[ALL CHEERING]

1899
01:14:20,054 --> 01:14:22,056
The Boat is in the house!

1900
01:14:22,123 --> 01:14:24,059
Showboat's getting ready
to get out the house.

1901
01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:26,661
Now, get to stepping.

1902
01:14:26,726 --> 01:14:27,662
Ladies and gentlemen,

1903
01:14:27,729 --> 01:14:29,130
the Boat
is leaving the building.

1904
01:14:29,197 --> 01:14:30,899
Please,
don't do anymore parties.

1905
01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:33,234
Thank you.
You're wonderful.

1906
01:14:33,301 --> 01:14:35,903
Get out of here,
you steroid freaks.

1907
01:14:35,970 --> 01:14:37,039
Out!

1908
01:14:37,104 --> 01:14:38,238
Oh, don't let me down, man.

1909
01:14:38,305 --> 01:14:41,009
Yo, yo, check it out, Kid.
All for you, boy.

1910
01:14:41,074 --> 01:14:43,010
[♪♪]

1911
01:14:54,956 --> 01:14:56,725
Oh, man!

1912
01:15:03,297 --> 01:15:05,766
Stinky, Stinky,
take off your hat.

1913
01:15:05,832 --> 01:15:07,935
What?

1914
01:15:05,832 --> 01:15:07,935
Take off your hat.

1915
01:15:09,837 --> 01:15:11,273
[CHUCKLES]

1916
01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:14,876
[♪♪]

1917
01:15:16,411 --> 01:15:18,346
[ALL CHEERING]

1918
01:15:19,613 --> 01:15:22,717
Oh, come on.
Take all the goddamn money.

1919
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:32,626
Hey, get off me.

1920
01:15:32,694 --> 01:15:34,162
Come on. Get off.

1921
01:15:34,228 --> 01:15:35,363
Hey, hey.

1922
01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:37,499
Get off me.

1923
01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:37,499
Move it.

1924
01:15:37,565 --> 01:15:39,000
Ahem, excuse me.

1925
01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:41,470
I'm president
of the All-That club

1926
01:15:41,536 --> 01:15:44,072
and I'm here to tell you
that you are all that.

1927
01:15:44,139 --> 01:15:46,474
Baby, I'll eat through
that dress to get to that ass.

1928
01:15:46,541 --> 01:15:49,478
No, fuck that dress.
I'll eat through them drawers.

1929
01:15:50,779 --> 01:15:52,113
What'd I say wrong?

1930
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:53,782
What now?

1931
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:53,782
Play would not let you down.

1932
01:15:53,847 --> 01:15:55,884
Close your eyes then.
Come on trust me.

1933
01:15:55,951 --> 01:15:57,719
This is it.
It's the bomb!

1934
01:15:57,784 --> 01:16:00,154
[♪♪]

1935
01:16:00,220 --> 01:16:03,891
Open your arms wide
for a big surprise.

1936
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:05,092
Come on, honey.

1937
01:16:05,159 --> 01:16:06,094
[WHOOPS]

1938
01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:08,796
Are you the lucky man?

1939
01:16:08,863 --> 01:16:11,432
[PLAY LAUGHS]

1940
01:16:11,498 --> 01:16:13,301
[VOMITS]

1941
01:16:27,282 --> 01:16:28,784
Sydney?

1942
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:31,152
Kid? Heh.

1943
01:16:31,219 --> 01:16:33,288
Hi!

1944
01:16:33,354 --> 01:16:35,023
Wow!
What are you doing here?

1945
01:16:35,090 --> 01:16:36,458
Um, I was celebrating

1946
01:16:36,524 --> 01:16:39,161
my grandparents'
wedding anniversary.

1947
01:16:39,226 --> 01:16:41,395
Wow, it's great to see you.

1948
01:16:41,462 --> 01:16:44,032
Um, it's been a long time.

1949
01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:45,166
Yeah.

1950
01:16:45,233 --> 01:16:47,402
Heh, a lot's happened.

1951
01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:48,869
Well, what are you doing--

1952
01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:48,869
You--

1953
01:16:48,936 --> 01:16:49,903
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

1954
01:16:49,970 --> 01:16:51,872
Sorry. You go.
Go ahead.

1955
01:16:51,939 --> 01:16:55,043
Well, I hear you're taking
a job in Washington.

1956
01:16:55,109 --> 01:16:56,643
And you're getting married.

1957
01:16:56,711 --> 01:16:58,413
Veda is a lucky woman.

1958
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:01,315
I wish you guys
a lot of happiness.

1959
01:17:03,051 --> 01:17:06,320
Well, heh, I better get back
to my grandparents.

1960
01:17:06,386 --> 01:17:07,788
Bye.

1961
01:17:09,623 --> 01:17:11,559
Heh, Kid,

1962
01:17:12,726 --> 01:17:14,761
I wish it had ended better
between us.

1963
01:17:14,828 --> 01:17:17,298
Yeah. Me too.

1964
01:17:17,364 --> 01:17:18,567
She's better for you.

1965
01:17:18,632 --> 01:17:20,400
She'll give you
what you need.

1966
01:17:20,467 --> 01:17:22,769
Yeah, heh,
I guess you're right.

1967
01:17:22,837 --> 01:17:24,406
I will always love you.

1968
01:17:25,907 --> 01:17:27,141
Friends?

1969
01:17:27,207 --> 01:17:28,309
Heh, friends.

1970
01:17:28,376 --> 01:17:29,911
[CHUCKLES]

1971
01:17:29,978 --> 01:17:31,279
Ohh!

1972
01:17:31,345 --> 01:17:33,179
Didn't I tell you about
Night Heat?

1973
01:17:33,247 --> 01:17:34,649
Yes.

1974
01:17:33,247 --> 01:17:34,649
I knew he was gonna work you.

1975
01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:36,584
He gave me, like,
a whoo thing!

1976
01:17:36,650 --> 01:17:38,586
[LAUGHS]

1977
01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:43,591
Oh, got you.

1978
01:17:43,658 --> 01:17:45,761
Bye.

1979
01:17:43,658 --> 01:17:45,761
Bye.

1980
01:18:00,274 --> 01:18:02,110
[CHUCKLES]

1981
01:18:02,176 --> 01:18:03,344
Well, it's a good thing

1982
01:18:03,411 --> 01:18:05,212
I found out about this
before it was too late.

1983
01:18:05,279 --> 01:18:08,884
KID:
No, wait the minute. You didn't
see what you thought you saw.

1984
01:18:08,949 --> 01:18:10,951
What you thought you saw,
you didn't really see.

1985
01:18:11,018 --> 01:18:12,619
Okay, save the jokes, Kid.

1986
01:18:12,686 --> 01:18:15,189
Look, you've got it all wrong.
Okay?

1987
01:18:15,256 --> 01:18:16,557
Her grandparents are here

1988
01:18:16,623 --> 01:18:18,792
celebrating their anniversary
in another suite.

1989
01:18:18,859 --> 01:18:21,096
I didn't know she was here.
What are you talking about?

1990
01:18:21,162 --> 01:18:22,963
That's perfect.
So you give her a kiss

1991
01:18:23,030 --> 01:18:25,265
on her grandparents'
anniversary.

1992
01:18:25,332 --> 01:18:26,534
A kiss?

1993
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,170
It was a "good-bye,
have a nice life" kiss,

1994
01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:32,073
thank you. Look,
you don't trust me? Fine!

1995
01:18:32,139 --> 01:18:34,242
This is what being married
is gonna be about, huh?

1996
01:18:34,307 --> 01:18:35,676
You gonna do
whatever anyway.

1997
01:18:35,743 --> 01:18:37,312
Time out! Time out!

1998
01:18:37,377 --> 01:18:40,947
Time out! Come on, man.
Let's talk.

1999
01:18:41,015 --> 01:18:43,351
Come on!
Come here.

2000
01:18:43,417 --> 01:18:44,786
He's gonna play me.

2001
01:18:44,851 --> 01:18:47,488
Uh-uh, uh-uh,
he is not all that.

2002
01:18:47,555 --> 01:18:50,158
Girl, you were wrong.

2003
01:18:50,224 --> 01:18:55,496
Janelle, I just saw my man
kissing his ex-girlfriend.

2004
01:18:55,563 --> 01:18:56,998
It was just a peck.

2005
01:18:57,064 --> 01:18:58,398
Yo, Kid, take time out, man,

2006
01:18:58,466 --> 01:19:00,001
turn this thing
the other way around.

2007
01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:02,170
You would've drawn
the same conclusion, man.

2008
01:19:02,237 --> 01:19:04,172
For the first time,
I'm convinced

2009
01:19:04,238 --> 01:19:06,540
that this woman's
gonna make you happy, man.

2010
01:19:06,608 --> 01:19:07,976
And you're ready to blow it?

2011
01:19:08,042 --> 01:19:10,612
Now, you say you love him.

2012
01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:13,014
If you really love him,
Veda,

2013
01:19:13,081 --> 01:19:15,315
then you got to trust him,
baby.

2014
01:19:15,382 --> 01:19:17,184
I got a lot invested
in this wedding, man.

2015
01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:19,086
I'll be damned
if it go down the tubes

2016
01:19:19,153 --> 01:19:20,454
over some misunderstanding

2017
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:22,456
or I'm walking down the aisle
with Veda myself.

2018
01:19:22,523 --> 01:19:24,958
That's all there is to it.
Word up.

2019
01:19:25,025 --> 01:19:27,761
Come on, man.
She wouldn't have you.

2020
01:19:27,828 --> 01:19:30,431
Heh. Shit.

2021
01:19:35,470 --> 01:19:39,374
Now, what you need to do
is stop tripping

2022
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:41,710
and take your big ass
back down them stairs

2023
01:19:41,775 --> 01:19:44,479
and go get your man!

2024
01:19:47,582 --> 01:19:49,518
Hey, Kiddo.

2025
01:19:50,984 --> 01:19:53,354
I'm sorry.

2026
01:19:54,788 --> 01:19:56,490
[SIGHS]

2027
01:19:56,556 --> 01:19:58,792
Look, I'm sorry.

2028
01:19:58,859 --> 01:20:00,228
I shouldn't have
blown up at you.

2029
01:20:03,698 --> 01:20:04,633
[MOANS]

2030
01:20:06,667 --> 01:20:09,237
There you go. I've been looking
all over for you guys.

2031
01:20:09,302 --> 01:20:11,305
Telephone, man.

2032
01:20:11,372 --> 01:20:13,574
Uncle Vester.

2033
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:15,576
Oh, jeez.

2034
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:15,576
Yeah.

2035
01:20:15,643 --> 01:20:17,944
Handle it.

2036
01:20:18,011 --> 01:20:19,045
Uncle Vester?

2037
01:20:19,113 --> 01:20:21,282
Kid, you better hurry up
and get over here!

2038
01:20:21,349 --> 01:20:22,615
These boys got a party.

2039
01:20:22,682 --> 01:20:24,284
Everybody
and their mama's here,

2040
01:20:24,351 --> 01:20:25,886
including the law.

2041
01:20:25,953 --> 01:20:27,621
Okay, all right.
We'll be right there.

2042
01:20:27,689 --> 01:20:28,623
[BLOWS AIR]

2043
01:20:28,689 --> 01:20:30,090
Come over here
bothering people,

2044
01:20:30,158 --> 01:20:31,893
trying to embarrass
somebody.

2045
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,595
Officers of the goddamn law!

2046
01:20:33,661 --> 01:20:35,762
What you wanna do?
I ain't scared of you.

2047
01:20:35,829 --> 01:20:38,032
I ain't Rodney King.
I'll get one of you.

2048
01:20:38,099 --> 01:20:40,034
[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY 
OVER DISPATCHER]

2049
01:20:50,744 --> 01:20:52,579
OFFICER:
1637 Blast Avenue.

2050
01:20:52,645 --> 01:20:54,148
That disturbance
is now in control.

2051
01:20:54,216 --> 01:20:55,884
I'm gonna kill
those little guys.

2052
01:20:55,949 --> 01:20:57,984
This is your house?

2053
01:20:55,949 --> 01:20:57,984
Uh, yes.

2054
01:20:58,051 --> 01:21:00,188
Party's got to stop.
You're disturbing the peace.

2055
01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,256
Wait the minute.
Hold on, Officer Evans.

2056
01:21:02,323 --> 01:21:04,626
Um, my man here, he's getting
married tomorrow.

2057
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,460
I'm just trying
to send him off in style.

2058
01:21:06,527 --> 01:21:08,930
Um, could you, uh...

2059
01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:12,467
Heh, are you married?

2060
01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:12,467
Yeah.

2061
01:21:12,533 --> 01:21:14,999
Come on, man,
think about it.

2062
01:21:14,068 --> 01:21:15,704
The night before
you lost your freedom,

2063
01:21:15,770 --> 01:21:18,339
you realized that night,
that's the last night

2064
01:21:18,405 --> 01:21:20,175
you gonna be hanging
with your homeys,

2065
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,641
chasing after the honeys.

2066
01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:23,778
No more nothing, man,
just you,

2067
01:21:23,845 --> 01:21:25,980
the TV

2068
01:21:26,046 --> 01:21:27,814
and her.

2069
01:21:27,881 --> 01:21:29,449
Come on, man.

2070
01:21:29,516 --> 01:21:31,552
Come on.

2071
01:21:32,987 --> 01:21:34,422
You people
have a nice evening.

2072
01:21:34,488 --> 01:21:35,822
Okay.
Come on, man, let's talk.

2073
01:21:35,890 --> 01:21:37,826
I have a cousin that's
a marriage counselor.

2074
01:21:37,891 --> 01:21:39,827
[♪♪]

2075
01:22:13,395 --> 01:22:15,029
I can't believe
those little hard heads

2076
01:22:15,095 --> 01:22:17,865
could throw a hyper party
than me and Play.

2077
01:22:20,266 --> 01:22:22,302
Oh, heh, wait for me,
Janelle.

2078
01:22:22,369 --> 01:22:25,340
Party over here.

2079
01:22:49,363 --> 01:22:50,398
[GROANS]

2080
01:22:50,465 --> 01:22:51,699
It's 1:00.

2081
01:22:51,765 --> 01:22:53,500
Do you know
where your testicles are?

2082
01:22:54,902 --> 01:22:56,304
Where's my money?

2083
01:22:57,637 --> 01:22:58,907
We spent it.

2084
01:23:00,608 --> 01:23:02,143
Look, I'm getting
married tomorrow.

2085
01:23:02,208 --> 01:23:03,912
You wouldn't hurt
the family jewels?

2086
01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:05,212
Start cutting!

2087
01:23:10,484 --> 01:23:11,451
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

2088
01:23:11,519 --> 01:23:12,787
Wait a minute.

2089
01:23:12,854 --> 01:23:14,588
Whoa, whoa!

2090
01:23:14,655 --> 01:23:16,090
See, now, that's funky.

2091
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:17,358
Now, who is that?

2092
01:23:17,425 --> 01:23:19,793
Uh, that's our new group
Immature.

2093
01:23:19,859 --> 01:23:21,128
We just signed them.

2094
01:23:21,194 --> 01:23:23,597
We were getting ready
to tell you to check them out.

2095
01:23:23,664 --> 01:23:26,801
Hey, hey, hey, and the other act
as promised, my brother.

2096
01:23:26,868 --> 01:23:27,802
[YELLS]

2097
01:23:27,868 --> 01:23:29,536
Sex As A Weapon.

2098
01:23:29,604 --> 01:23:32,941
We got a deal?

2099
01:23:29,604 --> 01:23:32,941
Yeah. Deal.

2100
01:23:33,006 --> 01:23:36,042
Wait. I thought you signed
with Cold-Blood Management.

2101
01:23:36,109 --> 01:23:39,412
Since we heard about what
they did to those blind rappers,

2102
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:41,782
we, uh, changed our mind.

2103
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:41,782
That's right.

2104
01:23:41,849 --> 01:23:44,083
We can't be doing business
with peoples,

2105
01:23:44,150 --> 01:23:46,185
hear me now, like that.

2106
01:23:46,252 --> 01:23:48,154
We don't like that.

2107
01:23:48,221 --> 01:23:50,957
SEX AS A WEAPON:
Mmm!

2108
01:23:51,024 --> 01:23:52,960
Yeah. Mmm!

2109
01:23:53,027 --> 01:23:55,630
Uh, okay, girls, go in there
and use those weapons.

2110
01:23:55,695 --> 01:23:58,432
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.

2111
01:23:58,500 --> 01:24:01,136
PLAY:
Oh, that's two groups,
Rowboat.

2112
01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:03,738
I guess you owe us now,
huh?

2113
01:24:03,805 --> 01:24:05,072
Hook him up.

2114
01:24:05,139 --> 01:24:08,141
Yeah, hook me up.

2115
01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:11,378
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

2116
01:24:12,479 --> 01:24:13,447
Whoo.

2117
01:24:13,514 --> 01:24:14,515
See, man, I told you

2118
01:24:14,582 --> 01:24:16,317
I'd take care of everything,
man.

2119
01:24:16,384 --> 01:24:18,152
It's the American way.

2120
01:24:18,219 --> 01:24:19,820
Look, congratulations,
man.

2121
01:24:19,887 --> 01:24:22,655
That's for your honeymoon.

2122
01:24:22,722 --> 01:24:24,591
Excuse me boy,
can I have my baby now?

2123
01:24:24,658 --> 01:24:26,226
You can have your baby now.

2124
01:24:26,293 --> 01:24:27,694
Uh, excuse me.

2125
01:24:27,761 --> 01:24:30,331
Hey, Kid, we know, we've been
lots of trouble, so here.

2126
01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:32,166
Wow. Thanks a lot.

2127
01:24:32,233 --> 01:24:33,266
Unh.

2128
01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:35,502
That might be just enough
to clean up

2129
01:24:35,569 --> 01:24:40,007
after this bachelor party
of yours.

2130
01:24:50,149 --> 01:24:52,487
Hey, cuz.
My 50 percent.

2131
01:24:52,552 --> 01:24:54,087
Sure.
Let me get some change, man.

2132
01:24:54,154 --> 01:24:56,190
Can anybody
bust up a dollar?

2133
01:24:56,256 --> 01:24:58,692
Yo, you wrong, man.
I want my 50 percent, man.

2134
01:24:58,759 --> 01:25:00,527
I'll burn this place down,
man.

2135
01:25:00,594 --> 01:25:02,529
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]

2136
01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:20,748
♪ The D-most wreck in effect ♪

2137
01:25:20,814 --> 01:25:23,417
♪ House party set
Catching rep on a mic check ♪

2138
01:25:23,484 --> 01:25:26,420
♪ Before we tear it up I turn
And give my partner high five ♪

2139
01:25:26,487 --> 01:25:27,822
♪ Cause it's time
To get live ♪

2140
01:25:27,887 --> 01:25:30,291
♪ So when I say make some
You say noise ♪

2141
01:25:30,358 --> 01:25:31,692
♪ Make some ♪

2142
01:25:30,358 --> 01:25:31,692
ALL: Noise

2143
01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:33,027
♪ Make some ♪

2144
01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:33,027
ALL: Noise

2145
01:25:33,094 --> 01:25:36,096
♪ When I say make some
You say noise ♪

2146
01:25:36,163 --> 01:25:37,563
♪ Make some ♪

2147
01:25:36,163 --> 01:25:37,563
ALL: Noise

2148
01:25:37,631 --> 01:25:39,166
♪ Well, it's the Kid
from Kid'N Play ♪

2149
01:25:39,233 --> 01:25:40,900
♪ Now that's a rap group
I'm not that sup ♪

2150
01:25:40,967 --> 01:25:43,170
♪ But I'm living phat troop
You looking that cute ♪

2151
01:25:43,237 --> 01:25:45,573
♪ The girl in the cat suit
In my black coupe ♪

2152
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,307
♪ Rhyming on the fat loops
Oops ♪

2153
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:49,277
♪ Feelin' great, pop the tape
In the tape deck ♪

2154
01:25:49,344 --> 01:25:51,378
♪ And I'm-a catch wreck
Then catch a fat check ♪

2155
01:25:51,445 --> 01:25:53,881
♪ Check what the heck
Grab the mic for a mic check ♪

2156
01:25:53,948 --> 01:25:55,517
♪ Right before
Your eyes equalize ♪

2157
01:25:55,582 --> 01:25:56,983
♪ With the goose neck
Who's next ♪

2158
01:25:57,051 --> 01:25:58,753
♪ Who's gonna flex
With the hype rhyme ♪

2159
01:25:58,819 --> 01:26:00,854
♪ I think it's my time
I'm flowing like a pipeline ♪

2160
01:26:00,921 --> 01:26:03,024
♪ Going for the right sign
Gonna have a fine time

2161
01:26:03,091 --> 01:26:05,259
♪ Name up in neon
Like Deon going prime time ♪

2162
01:26:05,326 --> 01:26:07,795
♪ Trying to score a touchdown
Trying to make a slam dunk ♪

2163
01:26:07,862 --> 01:26:10,096
♪ Breakin' off a fat chunk
'Cause the track is mad funk ♪

2164
01:26:10,163 --> 01:26:11,798
♪ Niggas try to say
I never gave back ♪

2165
01:26:11,865 --> 01:26:13,466
♪ Get ready
For the payback ♪

2166
01:26:13,533 --> 01:26:14,902
♪ This a house party
Black ♪

2167
01:26:14,969 --> 01:26:16,904
♪ So when I say make some
You say noise ♪

2168
01:26:16,970 --> 01:26:18,304
♪ Make some ♪

2169
01:26:16,970 --> 01:26:18,304
ALL: Noise.

2170
01:26:18,372 --> 01:26:19,673
♪ Make some ♪

2171
01:26:18,372 --> 01:26:19,673
ALL: Noise.

2172
01:26:19,739 --> 01:26:21,574
♪ So when I say make some
You say noise ♪

2173
01:26:21,641 --> 01:26:22,775
♪ Make some ♪

2174
01:26:21,641 --> 01:26:22,775
ALL: Noise.

2175
01:26:22,842 --> 01:26:24,377
♪ Make some ♪

2176
01:26:22,842 --> 01:26:24,377
ALL: Noise.

2177
01:26:24,444 --> 01:26:26,413
♪ P to the L-A-Y
In the place to be ♪

2178
01:26:26,479 --> 01:26:28,848
♪ What's the matter, brother
Didn't ya hear me, see ♪

2179
01:26:28,916 --> 01:26:30,585
♪ I'm the man
That ya heard about ♪

2180
01:26:30,652 --> 01:26:33,520
♪ The fly dark skin brother
Girls spread the word about ♪

2181
01:26:33,587 --> 01:26:35,623
♪ And when you wonder why
I get sex more ♪

2182
01:26:35,689 --> 01:26:37,957
♪ You get vexed more
'Cause I'm the boy next door ♪

2183
01:26:38,024 --> 01:26:40,527
♪ And when ya smile and grin
And then I go up in ♪

2184
01:26:40,595 --> 01:26:42,697
♪ And in a hour later
I'm at it again, friend ♪

2185
01:26:42,762 --> 01:26:45,332
♪ And then I'm ready to go
But you don't hear me though ♪

2186
01:26:45,399 --> 01:26:47,501
♪ And I'm-a bout to throw
Just like Riddick Bowe ♪

2187
01:26:47,568 --> 01:26:49,869
♪ I keep an even flow
Watch as I do the show ♪

2188
01:26:49,936 --> 01:26:52,073
♪ And I'm-a flip it
And kick it like judo ♪

2189
01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:54,708
♪ So don't try to say that
I can't when I can pull ♪

2190
01:26:54,774 --> 01:26:56,743
♪ Watch me trample
This hip hop sample ♪

2191
01:26:56,810 --> 01:26:58,144
♪ The choice is yours
Black ♪

2192
01:26:58,212 --> 01:27:00,381
♪ You can either catch a cap
Or get slapped ♪

2193
01:27:00,447 --> 01:27:01,815
♪ Or sing the chorus, Jack ♪

2194
01:27:01,881 --> 01:27:03,583
♪ So when I say make some
You say noise ♪

2195
01:27:03,650 --> 01:27:05,485
♪ Make some ♪

2196
01:27:03,650 --> 01:27:05,485
ALL: Noise.

2197
01:27:05,552 --> 01:27:07,087
♪ Make some ♪

2198
01:27:05,552 --> 01:27:07,087
ALL: Noise.

2199
01:27:07,154 --> 01:27:08,789
♪ So when I say make some
You say noise ♪

2200
01:27:08,855 --> 01:27:10,190
♪ Make some ♪

2201
01:27:08,855 --> 01:27:10,190
ALL: Noise.

2202
01:27:10,257 --> 01:27:12,126
♪ Knock, knock
Ya gotta let me in ♪

2203
01:27:12,193 --> 01:27:13,994
♪ 'Cause I know
Ya got alligator skin ♪

2204
01:27:14,060 --> 01:27:15,529
♪ Underneath of your jim ♪

2205
01:27:15,595 --> 01:27:17,464
♪ And I only must pick up
Roughneck nigga ♪

2206
01:27:17,532 --> 01:27:19,967
♪ Check 'em in a sec
Just to see who's bigger ♪

2207
01:27:20,033 --> 01:27:22,435
♪ The Left never ever did expect
To flow it ♪

2208
01:27:22,502 --> 01:27:24,904
♪ I say it's time to get it up
I know he can't show it ♪

2209
01:27:24,971 --> 01:27:27,240
♪ And if he make a mistake
He'll never get it ♪

2210
01:27:27,307 --> 01:27:28,809
♪ Stupid mother ♪

2211
01:27:27,307 --> 01:27:28,809
♪ What's up? ♪

2212
01:27:28,876 --> 01:27:30,177
♪ But if my hat
Is to the back ♪

2213
01:27:30,243 --> 01:27:31,777
♪ Then ya can sort of
Say it's crooked ♪

2214
01:27:31,845 --> 01:27:34,081
♪ The look that only nookie
Gives a rough neck rookie ♪

2215
01:27:34,148 --> 01:27:36,184
♪ Jump, hump-a-hump
On the back, hit the front ♪

2216
01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:38,819
♪ Take a dump in the stump
Roll a big fat blunt ♪

2217
01:27:38,886 --> 01:27:41,022
♪ And if he's quick to hand it
To ya, don't grab it ♪

2218
01:27:41,088 --> 01:27:43,289
♪ He only really want it
If he know he can't have it ♪

2219
01:27:43,356 --> 01:27:44,891
♪ Chase a roughneck
Bet you'll say ♪

2220
01:27:44,958 --> 01:27:46,926
♪ Dagnabbit, Mr. Butterworth ♪

2221
01:27:46,993 --> 01:27:50,029
♪ So when I say make some
You say noise ♪

2222
01:27:50,096 --> 01:27:51,532
♪ Make some ♪

2223
01:27:50,096 --> 01:27:51,532
ALL: Noise.

2224
01:27:51,599 --> 01:27:52,966
♪ Make some ♪

2225
01:27:51,599 --> 01:27:52,966
ALL: Noise.

2226
01:27:53,033 --> 01:27:54,935
♪ So when I say make some
You say noise ♪

2227
01:27:55,002 --> 01:27:56,570
♪ Make some ♪

2228
01:27:55,002 --> 01:27:56,570
ALL: Noise.

2229
01:27:56,636 --> 01:27:57,871
♪ Make some ♪

2230
01:27:56,636 --> 01:27:57,871
ALL: Noise.

2231
01:27:57,938 --> 01:28:00,341
♪ So when I say make some
You say noise ♪

2232
01:28:00,407 --> 01:28:02,877
[♪♪]

2233
01:28:04,578 --> 01:28:06,214
[ALL CHEERING]

2234
01:28:09,149 --> 01:28:11,085
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

2235
01:28:18,057 --> 01:28:19,460
PLAY:
Yo, Kid, Veda, hold up! Kid.

2236
01:28:19,527 --> 01:28:20,860
Hold up, man.
Here you go, man.

2237
01:28:20,927 --> 01:28:22,697
A little something.
Voila!

2238
01:28:22,762 --> 01:28:24,731
Come on, man.
Kid 'n Play productions.

2239
01:28:24,798 --> 01:28:26,132
We gonna be large!

2240
01:28:26,199 --> 01:28:27,600
You got us a car?

2241
01:28:27,667 --> 01:28:29,335
Chill, man.
For business, man.

2242
01:28:29,403 --> 01:28:31,038
A tax write-off.
Enjoy it.

2243
01:28:31,104 --> 01:28:33,273
Congratulations.
Yo!

2244
01:28:34,442 --> 01:28:37,078
[SLOW BALLAD PLAYING
IN THE BACKGROUND]

2245
01:28:40,079 --> 01:28:42,015
[ALL CHEERING]

2246
01:28:53,528 --> 01:28:55,596
[CAR HORN HONKS]

2247
01:28:55,662 --> 01:28:57,798
Oh, God, Angina.

2248
01:29:01,234 --> 01:29:03,269
[WHOOPS]

2249
01:29:03,337 --> 01:29:05,573
VESTER:
Come on, let's go half
on a baby.

2250
01:29:05,639 --> 01:29:08,376
Come on, I liked you
the first I saw you.

2251
01:29:08,443 --> 01:29:10,411
I'll make you bow-legged,
I swear to God.

2252
01:29:10,478 --> 01:29:14,448
<i> ♪ He's my inspiration ♪</i>

2253
01:29:14,515 --> 01:29:16,483
<i> ♪ Ooh ♪</i>

2254
01:29:16,550 --> 01:29:19,619
<i> ♪ And you know
 You just don't understand ♪</i>

2255
01:29:19,686 --> 01:29:22,122
<i> ♪ Our relation ♪</i>

2256
01:29:22,189 --> 01:29:25,859
<i> ♪ 'Cause when I'm down
 He's the one ♪</i>

2257
01:29:25,926 --> 01:29:29,096
<i> ♪ Who makes me feel
 Real good inside ♪</i>

2258
01:29:29,162 --> 01:29:31,731
<i> ♪ He keeps me going ♪</i>

2259
01:29:31,798 --> 01:29:34,167
<i> ♪ He makes me feel ♪</i>

2260
01:29:34,234 --> 01:29:36,404
<i> ♪ So good ♪</i>

2261
01:29:36,470 --> 01:29:38,972
<i> ♪ I just love that man ♪</i>

2262
01:29:43,077 --> 01:29:46,414
<i> ♪ I just love him
 I love him, I love him ♪</i>

2263
01:29:50,051 --> 01:29:51,685
<i> ♪ I just love the man ♪</i>

2264
01:29:51,752 --> 01:29:53,755
<i> ♪ The way he just don't
 Understand ♪</i>

2265
01:29:56,791 --> 01:30:00,061
<i> ♪ I just love him
 I love him, I love him ♪</i>

2266
01:30:03,631 --> 01:30:06,667
<i> ♪ I just love that man ♪</i>

2267
01:30:10,503 --> 01:30:12,005
<i> ♪ I just love him ♪</i>

2268
01:30:12,072 --> 01:30:16,275
[M.O.P.'S "HOW ABOUT
SOME HARDCORE" PLAYING]

2269
01:30:16,342 --> 01:30:18,746
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2270
01:30:18,813 --> 01:30:21,347
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2271
01:30:21,414 --> 01:30:23,884
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2272
01:30:23,951 --> 01:30:26,386
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2273
01:30:26,453 --> 01:30:29,222
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 We like it raw in the streets ♪</i>

2274
01:30:29,288 --> 01:30:31,724
<i> ♪ For the fellas on the corner
 Posted up 20 deep ♪</i>

2275
01:30:31,792 --> 01:30:34,128
<i> ♪ With your F on your hip
 Ready to flip ♪</i>

2276
01:30:34,194 --> 01:30:37,264
<i> ♪ Whenever you empty your clip
 Dip, trip your sidekick ♪</i>

2277
01:30:37,331 --> 01:30:39,432
<i> ♪ You got skill
 You best manage to chill ♪</i>

2278
01:30:39,498 --> 01:30:41,801
<i> ♪ Do yourself a favor, don't
 Come nowhere near the Hill ♪</i>

2279
01:30:41,868 --> 01:30:44,671
<i> ♪ With that bull, word
 Money grip, it'll cost ya ♪</i>

2280
01:30:44,738 --> 01:30:47,307
<i> ♪ Make you reminisce of
 Frank Nitti, The Enforcer ♪</i>

2281
01:30:47,373 --> 01:30:49,675
<i> ♪ I move with M.O.P.'s
 Last generation ♪</i>

2282
01:30:49,743 --> 01:30:52,313
<i> ♪ Straight up and down, act
 Like you want a confrontation ♪</i>

2283
01:30:52,380 --> 01:30:54,514
<i> ♪ I packs my gat
 I got to stay strapped ♪</i>

2284
01:30:54,581 --> 01:30:57,284
<i> ♪ I bust mine, don't try to
 Sneak up on me from behind ♪</i>

2285
01:30:57,350 --> 01:30:59,752
<i> ♪ Don't sleep
 I get deep when I creep ♪</i>

2286
01:30:59,819 --> 01:31:02,288
<i> ♪ I see right now, gotta
 Show you ain't nothin' sweet ♪</i>

2287
01:31:02,355 --> 01:31:05,425
<i> ♪ Go get your hammer
 And act like you want drama ♪</i>

2288
01:31:05,492 --> 01:31:06,994
<i> ♪ I'll send a message
 To your mama ♪</i>

2289
01:31:07,060 --> 01:31:09,597
<i> ♪ Hello, do you know
 Your one son left ♪</i>

2290
01:31:09,662 --> 01:31:12,465
<i> ♪ I am licensed to kill
 He had been marked for death ♪</i>

2291
01:31:12,533 --> 01:31:14,368
<i> ♪ He's up the Hill
 In the back of the building ♪</i>

2292
01:31:14,434 --> 01:31:17,070
<i> ♪ With two in the dome
 Stiffer than a tombstone ♪</i>

2293
01:31:17,136 --> 01:31:19,072
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2294
01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:21,541
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2295
01:31:21,608 --> 01:31:24,011
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2296
01:31:24,078 --> 01:31:26,480
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2297
01:31:26,546 --> 01:31:27,815
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore ♪</i>

2298
01:31:27,881 --> 01:31:29,649
<i> ♪ Yeah, we like it rugged
 In the ghetto ♪</i>

2299
01:31:29,716 --> 01:31:32,419
<i> ♪ I used to pack sling shots
 Now I'm packin' heavy metal ♪</i>

2300
01:31:32,485 --> 01:31:34,387
<i> ♪ A rugged underground
 Freestyler ♪</i>

2301
01:31:34,454 --> 01:31:37,358
<i> ♪ Is Li'l Fame for you
 Slap, Li'l Mallet ♪</i>

2302
01:31:37,425 --> 01:31:39,159
<i> ♪ When I let off
 It's a burning desire ♪</i>

2303
01:31:39,225 --> 01:31:42,395
<i> ♪ Increase the peace, when
 I release it be rapid fire ♪</i>

2304
01:31:42,462 --> 01:31:44,765
<i> ♪ For the cause
 I drop suckers like drawers ♪</i>

2305
01:31:44,832 --> 01:31:47,467
<i> ♪ Derelicts hit the floors
 From nickel-plated .44's ♪</i>

2306
01:31:47,533 --> 01:31:49,268
<i> ♪ I'm takin' titles
 When it's belt time ♪</i>

2307
01:31:49,336 --> 01:31:52,372
<i> ♪ Play around, I have punks
 Call the injury help line ♪</i>

2308
01:31:52,439 --> 01:31:54,641
<i> ♪ I bust words in my verse
 That'll serve ♪</i>

2309
01:31:54,707 --> 01:31:57,510
<i> ♪ Even on my first nerve
 I put herbs to curbs ♪</i>

2310
01:31:57,578 --> 01:31:59,346
<i> ♪ 'Cause M.O.P.
 Got the upper hand ♪</i>

2311
01:31:59,412 --> 01:32:02,415
<i> ♪ I still write, make
 My brother get up and dance ♪</i>

2312
01:32:02,483 --> 01:32:04,217
<i> ♪ Front, I make it
 A thrill to kill ♪</i>

2313
01:32:04,284 --> 01:32:06,252
<i> ♪ Bringin' the ruckus
 It's neighborhood hoods ♪</i>

2314
01:32:06,319 --> 01:32:07,787
<i> ♪ For the hill
 That's real ♪</i>

2315
01:32:07,854 --> 01:32:09,656
<i> ♪ Me and mics, hustle
 Light dubs and dice ♪</i>

2316
01:32:09,722 --> 01:32:12,426
<i> ♪ So who wanna skate, 'cause
 I'm puttin' thugs on ice ♪</i>

2317
01:32:12,492 --> 01:32:15,663
<i> ♪ Whatever I drop must be rough
 rugged and hard more ♪</i>

2318
01:32:15,729 --> 01:32:19,066
<i> ♪ Yeah, how about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2319
01:32:19,132 --> 01:32:21,600
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2320
01:32:21,667 --> 01:32:24,103
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2321
01:32:24,171 --> 01:32:26,673
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2322
01:32:26,739 --> 01:32:29,775
<i> ♪ Yo, here I am, so what up?
 Get it on, sucker ♪</i>

2323
01:32:29,842 --> 01:32:32,412
<i> ♪ Checkin' Bill, seem to be
 A ill black brother ♪</i>

2324
01:32:32,479 --> 01:32:34,248
<i> ♪ I gets dough
 From the way I flow ♪</i>

2325
01:32:34,314 --> 01:32:37,451
<i> ♪ And before I go
 You mothers gonna know ♪</i>

2326
01:32:37,518 --> 01:32:39,685
<i> ♪ That I ain't nothin
 To fuck with, duck quick ♪</i>

2327
01:32:39,752 --> 01:32:42,488
<i> ♪ I squeeze when I'm stressed
 Teflons'll tear your vest ♪</i>

2328
01:32:42,555 --> 01:32:44,490
<i> ♪ I love a bloodbath
 You don't know the half ♪</i>

2329
01:32:44,557 --> 01:32:47,261
<i> ♪ You can feel the wrath
 Saratoga, St. Marks Ave. ♪</i>

2330
01:32:47,328 --> 01:32:49,796
<i> ♪ B-I-L-L-Y D-A-N-Z-E ♪</i>

2331
01:32:49,863 --> 01:32:52,099
<i> ♪ N-I-E, me
 Billy Danzenie ♪</i>

2332
01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:53,400
<i> ♪ Knock, knock, who's there? ♪</i>

2333
01:32:53,466 --> 01:32:55,036
<i> ♪ Li'l Fame
 Li'l Fame who? ♪</i>

2334
01:32:55,101 --> 01:32:57,503
<i> ♪ Li'l Fame, your knuckle, boom
 Ease up off the trigger ♪</i>

2335
01:32:57,570 --> 01:32:59,774
<i> ♪ It's a'ight, me and shorty
 Go to gunfights ♪</i>

2336
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,475
<i> ♪ Together
 We bring the ruckus, right? ♪</i>

2337
01:33:01,542 --> 01:33:03,043
<i> ♪ We trump tight, a'ight? ♪</i>

2338
01:33:03,109 --> 01:33:05,246
<i> ♪ I earned mine
 So I'm entitled to a title ♪</i>

2339
01:33:05,311 --> 01:33:07,648
<i> ♪ 7-30
 That means I'm homicidal ♪</i>

2340
01:33:07,715 --> 01:33:09,182
<i> ♪ Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2341
01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:11,618
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2342
01:33:11,685 --> 01:33:14,087
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2343
01:33:14,154 --> 01:33:16,923
<i> ♪ How about some hardcore
 Yeah, we like it raw ♪</i>

2344
01:33:16,989 --> 01:33:19,391
<i> ♪ Yo, I scream on rappers
 Like a rollercoaster ♪</i>

2345
01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:22,496
<i> ♪ To wack competition
 Go hang it up like a poster ♪</i>

2346
01:33:22,563 --> 01:33:24,597
<i> ♪ Yo, get excited
 But don't excite me ♪</i>

2347
01:33:24,664 --> 01:33:26,000
<i> ♪ Don't invite me... ♪</i>