1 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:12,213 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 2 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,057 [WHISTLE] 3 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,499 [WHISTLE] 4 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,043 [WHISTLE] 5 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:51,585 [WHISTLE] 6 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:51,512 COLOSSAL KEVIN O'SHEA GOES BACK TO PASS, 7 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:54,047 SEES HIS LITTLE BROTHER DANNY DOWN FIELD. 8 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,549 THE RUSH IS ON. 9 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:59,052 THE BALL IS IN THE AIR! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD! 10 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,354 DANNY CATCHES THE BALL. 11 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,056 HE'S AT THE 10, THE 20, THE 25. 12 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,058 HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY! 13 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,061 THE O'SHEA BROTHERS ARE ABOUT TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP! 14 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,064 AW, THERE'S A FUMBLE. DANNY GOT IT! 15 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,800 HEY, KEVIN, WAIT UP. 16 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,203 HOW MANY TOUCHDOWNS YOU GONNA THROW ME TODAY? 17 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,070 I'LL BET IT'S 50, MAYBE 100! 18 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,907 WHAT TIME IS MOM GOING TO PICK YOU UP? 19 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:24,077 SHE SAID I COULD SPEND THE ENTIRE DAY WITH YOU. 20 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,479 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 21 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:26,547 YEAH. GREAT. 22 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,154 WHOO! 23 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:37,825 O.K., SPACES OR LACES? 24 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,059 SPACES! 25 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,594 COME ON, SPACES! 26 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,603 LACES, DADDY-O. 27 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,206 I'LL TAKE BUTZ. 28 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,342 YES! IT'S OVER! 29 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,109 STEIN AND RIP. 30 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,978 YES! 31 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:58,979 PINSKI. YES! 32 00:02:59,046 --> 00:02:59,980 McKORMICK! 33 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:00,981 YEAH! 34 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:01,982 RALPHY. 35 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:02,983 YES. 36 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:03,984 MOUSE. YES! 37 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:04,985 UH, MORITTI. 38 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,254 YEAH! 39 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,356 LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL! 40 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,190 HEY, DANNY, THE BALL. 41 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:11,892 GIVE ME. 42 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:16,096 I MUST BE BAD IF MY OWN BROTHER WON'T PICK ME. 43 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,366 LOOK AT IT MY WAY. 44 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,668 I STINK, AND YOU KNOW IT. 45 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,970 YOU'RE PERFECT, AND I STINK. THE END. 46 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,439 NO, IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO GOOD, 47 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,441 IT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD. 48 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,177 ARE YOU TRYING TO CHEER ME UP? 49 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,912 IT'S NOT WORKING. 50 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,714 SEE? I STINK AT SOMETHING, TOO. 51 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,883 SCORE A COUPLE TOUCHDOWNS FOR YOU! 52 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,423 WE KICK OFF! STAND BACK, BABY! 53 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,593 HI, DANNY. 54 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,228 HI, PATTY. 55 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,897 AREN'T YOU PLAYING TODAY? 56 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:53,233 NO. I'M ON THE INJURED LIST. 57 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:58,005 HEY, DANNY. 58 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,740 YOU SEE THAT WATER TOWER? 59 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:02,175 ONE DAY OUR NAME'S GONNA BE UP THERE 60 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,912 IN BIG BOLD LETTERS-- THE O'SHEA BROTHERS. 61 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,714 WE'RE GONNA OWN THIS TOWN, 62 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,248 YOU AND ME, BUDDY. 63 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,205 DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! 64 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,708 COME ON, PEOPLE! SHOW ME SOMETHING! 65 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,410 MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 66 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,279 ARE YOU KIDDING? IT'S CALLED SWEAT. SHOW ME SOME! 67 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:40,280 MOVE. MOVE. 68 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:41,349 MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 69 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,417 COME ON, GENTLEMEN. SUCK IT UP. 70 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,419 SUCK IT UP. FASTER. FASTER! 71 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:46,654 LOOKING GOOD, COACH. 72 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,122 OW! 73 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,124 OOH, BABY! NOW WE'RE TALKING. 74 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,126 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BACK UP. 75 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,227 MAKE ROOM. 76 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,863 GIVE HIM SOME AIR. 77 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,132 NICE POP, ICEBOX. 78 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,735 THANKS, UNCLE KEV. 79 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,803 IS HE DEAD? 80 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:03,837 HE AIN'T MOVING. 81 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,473 YOU KILLED HIM, ICEBOX! 82 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,675 HEY, RUDY. YOU O.K.? 83 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,477 [MOANING] 84 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,380 OH, RUDY! 85 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:13,547 [LAUGHING] 86 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:14,448 EW! 87 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,283 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH? 88 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:17,918 ARE YOU NUTS? 89 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:20,921 IT'S STILL GOOD. 90 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,456 YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE 91 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,458 TREATING YOUR HELMET LIKE A LUNCHBOX. 92 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,926 WHAT IS THAT? 93 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:26,927 CHEETOS. 94 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,629 CRUNCHY OR PUFFED? 95 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:29,930 PUFFED. 96 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,299 WIMP. EVERYONE FROM HERE OVER, GO WITH COACH BUTZ. 97 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:35,235 EVERYONE FROM HERE OVER, COME WITH ME. 98 00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:37,971 LET'S FIND OUT WHO'S GONNA MAKE THIS TEAM. 99 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,708 MY MOM MADE THAT! 100 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,043 SET, GO! 101 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,715 LET'S GO! 102 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,353 LET'S GO! 103 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,056 OH, MAN! 104 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,858 COME ON, MAN. 105 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,159 FIFTH ONE HE'S BOOTED. 106 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,161 HANDS LIKE FRYING PANS. 107 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,396 SET, GO! 108 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:07,267 WHY YOU DOING THIS TO ME, FELLAS? 109 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,537 I CUT YOUR NAILS, WASH YOU... 110 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:12,239 PUT GLOVES ON YOU WHEN YOU'RE COLD. 111 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,274 HEY, HANON, YOU EVER CATCH ANYTHING, 112 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:15,676 EVER? 113 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:18,278 CAUGHT A COLD YESTERDAY, MURPH. HERE. HAVE SOME! 114 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:19,480 GROSS! 115 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,682 GET OFFA ME, YOU LITTLE DORK! 116 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:22,916 SPEED... 117 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,685 THE DISTANCE GAINED 118 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:27,788 DIVIDED BY THE TIME OF TRAVEL. 119 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,524 YOU CLOWNS WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL, 120 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,992 YOU GOTTA MOVE. READY? 121 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,794 [WHISTLE] 122 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,099 COME ON, TAD! 123 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,834 GO, TAD! DIG! 124 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,705 WHAT IS THIS, A TELETHON? 125 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,106 READY? 126 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,176 [WHISTLE] 127 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,615 [MAKING HONKING NOISES AS HE BREATHES HEAVILY] 128 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,452 NEXT. 129 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:05,425 8.5. EXCELLENT, BRIGGS. 130 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,462 HOW'D I DO, COACH? 131 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:11,799 I DON'T KNOW, SON. I DON'T HAVE A SUNDIAL. 132 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,601 HEY, ICEBOX. 133 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,603 YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY 134 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,605 AND PLAY LIKE A BOY. 135 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,607 DO YOU PEE STANDING UP? 136 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,442 WHEN SHE'S HOT TO TROT, SHE'S STILL GOTTA SQUAT. 137 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,245 GET HIM BEFORE SHE PULLS HIS HEAD OFF. 138 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,747 I CAN'T BREATHE! 139 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,216 LET ME GO. 140 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,784 BECKY! 141 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:31,985 LET HIM GO. 142 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,787 LET HIM UP! 143 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,455 LET HIM GO! 144 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,127 YOU'RE LUCKY MY DAD SHOWED UP. 145 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:44,998 HI, DANNY. 146 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:45,999 HI. 147 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,000 HEY, GUYS. 148 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,068 HI, DAN. 149 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,537 GUESS WHAT, UNCLE DAN. 150 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,272 I GOT THE WHOLE HEADLOCK THING ON TAPE. 151 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,774 HERE. WANNA SEE? 152 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,943 NO, THAT'S O.K. THANKS. 153 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,277 HOW'S SHE DOING? 154 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,479 SHE'S THE BEST ONE OUT THERE. 155 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:07,988 YOU KNOW, 156 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:12,092 TODAY I'M REMINDED OF WHAT A LUCKY GUY I AM. 157 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,698 LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN BORN AN O'SHEA. 158 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,936 LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN BORN IN THIS GREAT TOWN. 159 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:27,474 AND LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH ABILITIES THAT ALLOW ME 160 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,276 TO BRING SOMETHING BACK HERE TO URBANIA. 161 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,011 MY TOWN. 162 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,279 LITTLE THINGS LIKE... 163 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,714 THREE HIGH SCHOOL CHAMPIONSHIPS. 164 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,048 THREE HIGH SCHOOL CHAMPIONSHIPS... 165 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,217 A NATIONAL COLLEGIATE CHAMPIONSHIP. 166 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,719 A NATIONAL COLLEGIATE TITLE... 167 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:39,853 AN ALL-AMERICAN TITLE. 168 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,955 AN ALL-AMERICAN TITLE. 169 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,057 NOT TO MENTION... NOT TO MENTION... 170 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,058 A HEISMAN TROPHY. 171 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,894 A HEISMAN TROPHY. 172 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,895 [APPLAUSE] 173 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,062 WOOF! WOOF! 174 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,968 TODAY I'M EVEN MORE LUCKY 175 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,837 'CAUSE THERE'S ONE MORE THING 176 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,339 I CAN BRING BACK TO THIS TOWN-- 177 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,374 A PEE-WEE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP! 178 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:04,812 YEAH! WHOO! YEAH! WHOO-HOO! 179 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,886 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 180 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,556 NOW... 181 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:19,559 WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME CALLED, 182 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:22,529 GO OVER TO COACH BUTZ AND PICK UP YOUR JERSEY. 183 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,598 THOSE JERSEYS ARE SO COOL. 184 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,667 DIBS ON MONTANA'S NUMBER. 185 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:29,670 I'M GETTING MICHAEL IRVIN'S NUMBER, THE BIG 8-8. 186 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,905 I JUST WANT ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS. 187 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,406 BRIGGS! 188 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,943 GO, BRIGGS! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 189 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:36,944 PATTERSON! 190 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:37,945 YES! 191 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,379 HOFFS! 192 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,380 LEWIS! 193 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,615 YEAH! 194 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,584 BOOKMAN! 195 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,488 GRABELSKI! 196 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,489 RIVERA! 197 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,058 RIVERA! RIVERA! 198 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,159 SCANLON! 199 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,895 SCANLON, MY MAN! 200 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,029 PARKHURST! 201 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,600 WALKER! 202 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,204 LINDEMANN! 203 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,173 BEAUREGARD! 204 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,174 YEAH, GREAT! 205 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,375 GIBBS! 206 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,612 GREESON! 207 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,217 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... 208 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,687 THE BACKBONE OF THIS TEAM... 209 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,290 SHAWN MURPHY! 210 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,392 YES! I KNEW IT, BECKY! WHOO! 211 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,060 YES! THANK YOU! 212 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,030 WHOO! I KNEW IT! 213 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,132 WHOO! 214 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,270 NOW... 215 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,206 FOR THE REST OF YOU... 216 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,776 I'D LIKE TO SAY-- 217 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,111 WELL, I'D JUST-- 218 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,080 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR TRYING OUT. 219 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,449 AND I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER-- 220 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,617 HEY, 221 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,019 THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR. 222 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,687 HUH? 223 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,424 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 224 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,107 O.K. 225 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,477 WELL... 226 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,880 I THINK THIS REALLY SUCKS. 227 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:23,717 THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN LEARN FROM THIS, IS THERE? 228 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:27,020 YEAH. NEVER TRY OUT FOR ANYTHING AGAIN. 229 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,207 TAKE HER EASY, COACH. 230 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,241 HEY, ROSS. 231 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,576 KEVIN! 232 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,611 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING? 233 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,614 PUTTING TOGETHER A CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL TEAM, LITTLE BROTHER. 234 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,917 DID YOU SEE THE FACES ON THOSE OTHER KIDS? 235 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,652 FOOTBALL ISN'T FACES. IT'S SPEED, TALENT. 236 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,923 I ONLY GOT THREE WEEKS TO PUT THIS TOGETHER. 237 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,992 I CAN'T WASTE TIME WITH... 238 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,894 LOSERS. 239 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,128 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, 240 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,162 VINCE LOMBARDI? 241 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,198 THIS IS PEE-WEE FOOTBALL, KEVIN. 242 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,201 EVERY KID SHOULD HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY. 243 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,069 NOT ON THIS TEAM. 244 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,738 AND BECKY'S BETTER THAN HALF OF THOSE BOYS. 245 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,241 DANNY, LISTEN, ICEBOX IS A GIRL. 246 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,277 MAYBE IF YOU STARTED TREATING HER LIKE A GIRL-- 247 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,780 DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY DAUGHTER. 248 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,282 DON'T TELL ME HOW TO PICK MY SQUAD. 249 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,385 WAY TO GO, KEVIN. YOU HURT THEIR FEELINGS. 250 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,254 YOU HURT THEIR FEELINGS. DANNY... 251 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,588 DANNY... 252 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,791 WE BOTH KNOW THOSE KIDS CAN'T CUT IT. 253 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,794 SHOULD I LIE TO THEM? BUILD UP THEIR HOPES? 254 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,430 TRUST ME, IT'S BETTER THIS WAY. 255 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,965 YOU'LL THANK ME TOMORROW. 256 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,036 I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY. 257 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,447 HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH. 258 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,592 GOD BLESS FAMILY, 259 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,094 FRIENDS, 260 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,228 FLOWERS, 261 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,763 NICKELODEON, 262 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,865 ALL THE LITTLE KITTIES, 263 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,732 PEZ... 264 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,469 MR. LORENZO, THE SCHOOL JANITOR. 265 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,271 HIS EARS ARE SO HAIRY. 266 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,139 HE'S AN UNFORTUNATE MAN, PRISCILLA. 267 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,943 AND GOD BLESS DADDY'S FAVORITE SPORT, FOOTBALL. 268 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,411 AMEN, BABY. AMEN. 269 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,980 DIG IN. 270 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:36,416 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DIDN'T PICK BECKY. 271 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,951 YES, YOU DO, KAREN. 272 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,486 NOT GOOD ENOUGH, KEVIN. 273 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:43,623 SHE'S YOUR NIECE AND ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS OUT THERE. 274 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,959 AND SHE CAN MAKE BOYS CRY. 275 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,427 HONEY, SHE'S A GIRL. 276 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,929 GIRLS CAN RUN COUNTRIES, 277 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,764 THEY CAN SIT ON THE SUPREME COURT, 278 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,666 THEY CAN DISCOVER RADIUM, 279 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,302 BUT THEY CAN'T PLAY PEE-WEE FOOTBALL. 280 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,769 CORRECT. 281 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,238 OH, KEVIN. 282 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,740 O.K., MAYBE I WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR, 283 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,242 WAS A LITTLE... 284 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,643 PIGHEADED? 285 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,878 ALL RIGHT. CHAUVINISTIC, MAYBE. 286 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,379 YOU'VE PROVED YOUR POINT. 287 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,116 AND I THINK BECKY SHOULD BE INVOLVED WITH THE TEAM. 288 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,019 OR ANY GIRL WHO WANTS TO BE. DEBBIE-- 289 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,254 CALL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL THEM I NEED SPIRIT. 290 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,756 I NEED POM-POMS. I NEED CHEERLEADERS! 291 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:17,991 YES! 292 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,331 I HATE NOT BEING PICKED. 293 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,335 HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. 294 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,838 WHY DON'T WE PUT MUD TIRES ON THE GO-CART? 295 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,306 I DON'T WANT TO. 296 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,841 FORGET THE TIRES. 297 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,844 HOW ABOUT IF WE GO CAMPING IN THE WOODS, 298 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,312 MAKE MOOSE SOUNDS? 299 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,547 NAH. 300 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,414 AH, FORGET THE MOOSE SOUNDS. 301 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,150 LISTEN, BECK, 302 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,985 REMEMBER WHEN MOM SAID 303 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,154 THAT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO DO 304 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,289 WHAT WAS BEST FOR HER? 305 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,158 WHEN SHE CHOSE TO LEAVE US, 306 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,127 SHE WAS KIND OF MAKING A CHOICE FOR US, TOO. 307 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,628 I MEAN, IN A WAY, 308 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,966 IT GAVE US A CHANCE TO GET REAL CLOSE. 309 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,169 WHEN UNCLE KEVIN DIDN'T PICK YOU FOR THE TEAM, 310 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,703 IT WAS THE SAME THING. 311 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:07,040 HE FREED YOU UP TO BE PICKED FOR SOMETHING ELSE 312 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,908 OR TO DO SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT 313 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,910 WHERE YOU COULD DO THE PICKING. 314 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:14,381 DAD, I JUST WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL. 315 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,018 HEY, SWEETIE, IF I HAD A FOOTBALL TEAM, 316 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,419 I'D PICK YOU. 317 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,267 WE NEVER GET PICKED FOR ANYTHING. 318 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,768 LIFE STINKS. 319 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,271 YEAH, THERE GOES MY SHOT AT THE PROS. 320 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,573 NOW I'LL HAVE TO BE A SENATOR. 321 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,908 HERE'S A KISS FOR MURPHY 322 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,977 AND FOR PATTERSON AND BRIGGS, TOO. 323 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,312 [FARTS] 324 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,346 HA HA HA HA! 325 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,215 WHOO! 326 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,083 WHOO! 327 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,952 OHH! UGH! 328 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,087 DAMN, ZOLFART. 329 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,823 WHAT ROAD KILL DID YOUR MOM FEED YOU? 330 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,591 FREE-RANGE SKUNK. 331 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,727 THIS IS A PRIVATE ESTABLISHMENT, GENTLEMEN. 332 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,130 YEAH. SCRAM! 333 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,332 PLEASE? 334 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,899 I'M HURT. 335 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,268 I'M REALLY HURT. 336 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,937 WE CAME BY TO TELL YOU 337 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,905 HOW INCREDIBLY SORRY WE ARE 338 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,242 THAT YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM. 339 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,044 NOT! NOT! NOT! 340 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,412 YOW! 341 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,153 THE ICEBOX! THE ICEBOX! 342 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,290 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 343 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,007 AAH! 344 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,029 WHO--AH! UH! UH! 345 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,099 UH! AAH! 346 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,744 AAH! 347 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,655 SURE. BIG SHOT IN THE GO-CART. 348 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,592 I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO GET YOU BACK ON THE FIELD. 349 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,693 YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE. 350 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,563 YEAH, SURE. REMEMBER, YOU AND YOUR SPAZ PATROL 351 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,232 DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM. 352 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,600 I GOT A LITTLE NEWS FLASH FOR YOU. 353 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,436 WE STARTED OUR OWN TEAM, 354 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,239 AND WE'RE GOING TO KICK YOUR LITTLE COWBOY BUTTS. 355 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,342 IF YOU GOT A TEAM, WHO'S YOUR COACH? 356 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,009 MY DAD. 357 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,912 HA HA HA HA! YOUR DAD? 358 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,514 HA HA HA HA! 359 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,784 UH! 360 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,525 THERE'S A FEW TIMES IN A MAN'S LIFE 361 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,027 WHEN HE CAN HOWL AT THE MOON-- 362 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,363 WHEN HE GETS MARRIED, 363 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,265 WHEN HE SCORES THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN, 364 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,033 AND WHEN HE BUYS HIS FIRST CHEVY. CONGRATULATIONS. 365 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,502 THANKS, MR. O'SHEA. 366 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,803 BUTZ. 367 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,676 HAROLD, I'M GOING TO LUNCH. YOU WANT TO SURPRISE ME? 368 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,677 YEAH. 369 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,145 SELL A CAR. 370 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,380 O.K. SURE. 371 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,966 WE'RE DOWN BY SIX POINTS. 372 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,569 IT'S THIRD AND GOAL, TWO SECONDS LEFT. 373 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,771 I'VE BEEN HIT SO MANY TIMES, 374 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,072 I CAN'T EVEN SEE STRAIGHT. 375 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,009 I'M SO BRUISED, I LOOK LIKE A CODE BLUE. 376 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,076 TWO SECONDS? 377 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,078 COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS THREE. 378 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,079 FOUR. 379 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,448 IT WAS TWO SECONDS. 380 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,618 NOW THE CROWD IN THE STADIUM IS GOING NUTS. 381 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,253 ALL EYES ARE ON ME. 382 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,687 HOWDY, GENTS. 383 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,623 ALREADY VOTED, MAYOR. 384 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:20,593 O'SHEA, I GOT MY TAIL IN A TRAP. 385 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,262 WE GOT TO TALK. 386 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,863 EXCUSE ME, BOYS. 387 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,565 LITTLE PEE-WEE BUSINESS. 388 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,767 FOUR SECONDS. 389 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,602 THE HELL WITH THE TIME. 390 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,572 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS. 391 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,106 I'M, UH, 392 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,108 FEELING KIND OF FOOLISH, SON. 393 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,410 MAYBE IT'S THE TIE. 394 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,280 NEVER MIND THE TIE. 395 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,583 NOW, WE GOT A TURD IN THE PUNCH BOWL. 396 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,453 I GOT URBANIA INTO THE POP WARNER LEAGUE 397 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,955 BY TELLING EVERYBODY THAT THE GREAT KEVIN O'SHEA 398 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,723 WAS GOING TO COACH OUR BOYS. 399 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,725 I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL. 400 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,862 SEEMS THERE'S TWO TEAMS IN THIS TOWN. 401 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,797 WHO'S COACHING THE OTHER ONE? 402 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,031 HEY, FELLAS. 403 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,800 MORNING, LOUISE. 404 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,202 HOW YOU DOING, CHAMP? 405 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,876 DAD, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 406 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,411 I TOOK YOUR ADVICE. 407 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,613 WE'RE FORMING OUR OWN FOOTBALL TEAM. 408 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,647 LOVE YOU A LOT. 409 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,016 YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT? 410 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,451 WHERE DO YOU COME OFF 411 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,152 TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER ANOTHER TEAM? 412 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,222 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN COACH FOOTBALL? 413 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,830 KEVIN, I JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS-- 414 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,799 DANNY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 415 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,301 YOU CAN'T COACH FOOTBALL. 416 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,303 HELL, YOU COULDN'T EVEN PLAY FOOTBALL. 417 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,470 WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT? 418 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,439 WASN'T MINE. DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 419 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,007 WHO SAID LIFE WAS FAIR? 420 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,009 SOME OF US RUN FOR TOUCHDOWNS, 421 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,877 SOME RUN THE CLASS PROJECTOR. 422 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,013 I RAN THE CLASS PROJECTOR. 423 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,681 I'M SURE YOU WERE GREAT. 424 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,051 DANNY, GUYS LIKE YOU AND KIDS LIKE THAT-- 425 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,387 THEY CAN'T HELP IT THEY'RE NO GOOD, 426 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,455 BUT THEY LEARN THINGS. 427 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,023 I MEAN, THEY INVENT THINGS. 428 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,825 THEY WIN NOBEL PRIZES. 429 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,361 EINSTEIN--COULD HE CATCH? 430 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,530 DID ANYBODY CARE? NO. 431 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,165 DANNY, LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME. DANNY. 432 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,468 THESE THING THAT YOU DO WITH THE KIDS-- 433 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,037 I THINK THEY'RE GREAT. I THINK THEY'RE ADMIRABLE. 434 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,540 YOU WANT TO START A CHESS CLUB, 435 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,709 A LITTLE NATURE WALK CLASS-- THIS IS FINE. 436 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,711 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT-- 437 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,515 IT'S O.K. WITH YOU IF I DO SOMETHING WITH THE KIDS? 438 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,150 SURE. 439 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,618 BUT NOT FOOTBALL. 440 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,119 EXACTLY. 441 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:30,056 I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY. 442 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,558 NO, I DON'T. 443 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,626 I DON'T SEE IT YOUR WAY. 444 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,696 I'VE REALLY NEVER SEEN IT YOUR WAY. 445 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:37,997 I HATE YOUR WAY. 446 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,532 WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? 447 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,801 YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO ME, 448 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,404 AND I'M SICK OF IT. 449 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,074 WE'RE FORMING OUR OWN TEAM. 450 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,410 LEAGUE RULES CLEARLY STATE ONE TOWN, ONE TEAM. 451 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,911 CAN'T HAVE TWO TEAMS. 452 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,245 LET'S HAVE A PLAY-OFF. 453 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,847 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, WILBUR. 454 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,916 HOW ABOUT IT, FELLAS? 455 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,085 HOW ABOUT IT? 456 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,422 TWO SATURDAYS FROM TODAY. MEET ME AT HALF COURT. 457 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,857 IT'S THE 50-YARD LINE, DAD. 458 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,562 DANNY. 459 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,365 YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE. 460 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,501 WE JUST WANT TO PLAY. 461 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,739 WHOO! YEAH! 462 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:31,150 WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND ANYBODY FOR THE TEAM? 463 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:32,652 I DON'T KNOW. 464 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,154 IT WAS GOOD, NOT LIKE IN BASKETBALL-- 465 00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:36,823 [CLATTER] 466 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,661 WHOA. WHOA. 467 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,064 NOTHING BUT GLASS. 468 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,899 YOU WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL? 469 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,769 MR. O'SHEA, I HAVE AN AVERSION TO PAIN AND SUFFERING. 470 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,304 NUBIE, I'M NOT EVEN TALKING 471 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,674 ABOUT SETTING FOOT ON THE FIELD. 472 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,910 I NEED SOMEBODY TO HELP ME COME UP WITH SOME PLAYS. 473 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,146 WHAT KIND OF PLAYS? 474 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,750 CREATIVE PLAYS. 475 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,852 ANYTHING GOES? 476 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,822 USE YOUR IMAGINATION. 477 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,660 [BELL RINGS] 478 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,694 I'M IN. 479 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,034 YOU EVER PLAYED FOOTBALL? NO. 480 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,170 NO. DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL? 481 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,172 YOU WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL? NO. 482 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,407 GREAT. YOU CAN BE ON OUR TEAM. 483 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,316 YES, THAT'S RIGHT, FLIGHT 45. 484 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,317 DAD! 485 00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:40,386 I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY, SON. 486 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,921 [KISS] 487 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:45,124 YEAH. THE FLIGHT GETS IN AT 9:00. 488 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,237 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 489 00:23:58,304 --> 00:23:59,706 HEY! 490 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,448 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY. 491 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,150 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 492 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,685 LOOK AT THIS! 493 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:16,155 O.K. THERE'S MORE STUFF OVER HERE. GIVE ME A HAND. 494 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,626 ALL RIGHT. CAREFUL. 495 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,594 SOME OF THESE ARE ANTIQUES. 496 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:28,134 TIMMY, I'M NOT SURE, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT GOES THERE. 497 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,503 GUYS, A LOT OF THIS EQUIPMENT 498 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,004 HAS BEEN USED BEFORE. 499 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,308 AAH! 500 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,810 IT'S A MOM! 501 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,479 [SCREAMING] 502 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,417 EXCUSE ME, COACH. 503 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,720 HI, MR. O'SHEA. I'M CHERYL BERMAN. 504 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,556 I'M SORRY JAKE'S SO LATE, 505 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,291 BUT I TOOK HIM TO SEE DR. HARDING. 506 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,493 HE SNEEZED AND HAD ME WORRIED SICK. 507 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,829 YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAUTIOUS. 508 00:24:56,896 --> 00:25:00,867 WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'D HAVE CHILDREN AFTER TRYING FOR 13 YEARS. 509 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,168 IT WAS ME. 510 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,003 WHEN I FINALLY GOT PREGNANT, 511 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,706 THE DOCTOR ORDERED ME OFF TO BED-- 512 00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:09,441 NINE MISERABLE MONTHS ON MY BACK. 513 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,744 AND THE BIRTH-- GOD ONLY KNOWS THE PAIN. 514 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,446 HE WEIGHED ONLY 1 POUND, 11 OUNCES. 515 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,283 HE SPENT HIS FIRST SIX WEEKS IN AN INCUBATOR, 516 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,286 AND I THINK FOOTBALL IS JUST THE MEDICINE FOR HIM. 517 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,621 [SNIFFLING] 518 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,991 MY SHRINK TOLD HER I GOT TO GET OUT MORE. 519 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:28,027 I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE FINE. 520 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,562 OH, O.K. 521 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,541 COOL. 522 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,476 [POP] 523 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,812 THANKS. I NEEDED THAT. 524 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,949 LET'S KICK SOME BUTT. 525 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,884 * I DON'T KNOW, BUT I BEEN TOLD * 526 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,986 * BUTZ'S BUTT IS GREEN WITH MOLD * 527 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,955 * YOU SAY THANK YOU, I SAY PLEASE * 528 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:58,057 * KEVIN SITS DOWN WHEN HE PEES * 529 00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,628 [STRAINING] 530 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,664 [GROANING] 531 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,834 LOOKIN' GOOD. REAL GOOD. 532 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,771 ALL RIGHT. LET'S STRETCH IT OUT. 533 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,574 [PASSES GAS] 534 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,281 AAH! 535 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,055 AAH! 536 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:35,728 WHOA! 537 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:43,703 AAH! 538 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,376 NO! 539 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:58,284 AAH! AAH! 540 00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,318 [PASSES GAS] 541 00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,790 [JUNIOR] HE THROWS! IT'S UP! 542 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:09,962 YEAH! TOUCHDOWN! 543 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:24,343 WHAT A THROW! 544 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,045 WHAT A FIND! 545 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,546 WHAT A HUNK! 546 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:30,149 WAIT A MINUTE! 547 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,051 WHAT AM I SAYING? 548 00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:34,053 I'M THE ICEBOX. 549 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,422 THE ICEBOX DOESN'T LIKE BOYS. 550 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,926 'CEPT FOR THAT ONE. 551 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,698 HEY, BUDDY! 552 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:46,933 CATCH THIS! 553 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,002 GOOD CATCH! 554 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,238 NICE ARM! 555 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:55,541 JUNIOR FLOYD. I'M HANON. 556 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:56,943 ZOLTECK. WHAT'S UP? 557 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:57,910 I'M TAD. 558 00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:00,012 COOL. 559 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,480 YOU WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL? 560 00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:04,016 YEAH. LET'S SEE THAT ARM AGAIN. 561 00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:12,024 WHERE IS HE? 562 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:13,926 HEY, YOU! 563 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:24,403 UH...HI. 564 00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:28,174 DAD, DON'T TELL JOKES. 565 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,177 YOU CAN'T TELL JOKES. YOU NEVER COULD TELL JOKES. 566 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:34,680 RELAX. I'M GOING TO ASK HIS MOTHER IF HE CAN PLAY FOOTBALL. 567 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:37,683 I CAN'T GO IN THERE! I'D LOOK LIKE A GEEK. 568 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,685 THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU. 569 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:42,188 YOU GOT A CRUSH ON THIS GUY? 570 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:45,324 I'M THE ICEBOX. I DON'T GET CRUSHES. 571 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,199 OH, MY GOD! THERE HE IS! 572 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:54,633 HE IS SO CUTE! 573 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,035 RELAX. 574 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,507 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HIS MOTHER WAS PATTY FLOYD. 575 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,009 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 576 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,577 WHEN I WAS A KID, I KINDA HAD-- 577 00:29:05,644 --> 00:29:07,279 GET A GRIP! YOU GET A GRIP! 578 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,016 ONE OF US HAS TO KNOCK ON THAT DOOR! 579 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,551 YEAH, YOU! YOU DO IT! 580 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:14,753 NO, YOU DO IT! 581 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,124 [DOORBELL RINGS] 582 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,125 HEY! 583 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:20,292 YOU TRAITOR! 584 00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:30,469 HI. CAN I-- 585 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,474 DANNY? 586 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:36,809 HI. 587 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,578 DANNY O'SHEA, HOW ARE YOU? 588 00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,680 FINE. REALLY GOOD. 589 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,049 WELL, COME ON IN. 590 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,216 SURE. 591 00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,293 READY... 592 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,461 GO! 593 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,701 MAN! WHAT AN ARM! 594 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,837 READY...GO! 595 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,821 YAY! YAY! YAY! 596 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,232 [DANNY] O.K., HANON, NICE TRY. 597 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:35,734 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT. 598 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:37,369 USE YOUR HANDS. 599 00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:41,507 [JUNIOR] READY...GO! 600 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:47,079 OH, GOOD CATCH, GUYS. GOOD CATCH. 601 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:52,684 MY MOM SAYS THE PADS YOU GAVE ME WEREN'T ENOUGH. 602 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,853 [LAUGHING] 603 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:06,832 HEY, THIS IS GREAT! 604 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,267 I DON'T FEEL A-- 605 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:11,971 JAKE? 606 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:14,907 JAKE? JAKE? JAKE? 607 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:25,817 HE WILL NEVER DO IT. 608 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,287 THEY'LL NEVER DO IT. THEY'VE DONE IT ALREADY. 609 00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:29,221 MAKE YOU A BET? 610 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:30,923 IF THESE BOYS DON'T WIN, 611 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,659 I SWEEP OUT THE SHOP FOR THREE WEEKS. 612 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,827 IT'S GOING TO BE A LANDSLIDE. 613 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,163 IF THEY DON'T WIN, 614 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,531 I'LL SWEEP IT OUT FOR A MONTH. 615 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,833 GOOD. YOU GOT WITNESSES, YOU UNDERSTAND? 616 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,335 YEAH. YOU REMEMBER THIS. 617 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,837 O.K. STAND LIKE THIS. COME ON, COME ON. 618 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,507 IT'S A HUDDLE, GUYS. HUDDLE. LATIN FOR ROUND. 619 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,841 ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO. 620 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,343 NOW, COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY. 621 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,679 I SIGNAL THE QUARTERBACK WITH THE PLAY. 622 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,182 HE RELATES IT TO YOU IN THE HUDDLE, 623 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,284 THEN WE TRY IT. LET'S DO IT. 624 00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:01,988 O.K. CURL OUT TO THE FULLBACK ON 2. 625 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:05,291 HEY, HOW COME YOU NEVER CALL A PLAY FOR ME? 626 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,993 YOU'RE A TACKLE, DIP HEAD. 627 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,795 NOBODY CALLS ME A DIP HEAD EXCEPT MY SISTER. 628 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:11,463 HEY, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, 629 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,731 WAIT, WAIT. GUYS, 630 00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,200 I'LL RUN THE BALL. 631 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,701 YOU ALWAYS RUN THE BALL. 632 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,369 WHY CAN'T I RUN THE BALL? 633 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,871 BECAUSE YOU'RE SLOW AND NO ONE LIKES YOU. 634 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:20,872 SAYS WHO? 635 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:21,873 EVERYBODY SAYS. 636 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,742 I CALL THE PLAY. 637 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,611 WHY CAN'T I RUN THE BALL? 638 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:27,279 YOU CAN'T GO TO MY BIRTHDAY. 639 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:28,380 SO WHAT? 640 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,916 HEY! WHY DON'T I GET TO PLAY? 641 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:33,719 O.K. THAT WAS GOOD FOR A FIRST TIME. 642 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,722 READY...GO. 643 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,063 NICE PASS. NICE CATCH. 644 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,734 JUNIOR. 645 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,376 READY... 646 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:58,577 GO. 647 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,217 YES! 648 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,187 ALL RIGHT! 649 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,391 VERY NICE. O.K., GUYS, 650 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,760 FROM NOW ON, WE'LL PLAY WITH THIS. 651 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,162 PUT THIS IN THE BATHROOM. 652 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:29,808 GOOD JOB, ICEBOX. 653 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,043 THANKS. 654 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:34,080 ANY TIME. 655 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,884 I'LL GET THE QUARTERBACK. 656 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,519 HUT 1! 657 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,521 HUT 2! 658 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,190 I GOT YOU! 659 00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:50,696 O.K., ICEBOX. YOU CAN GET OFF ME. 660 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,365 SORRY. 661 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,506 GENTLEMEN, THAT IS YOUR OPPONENT. 662 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:03,142 YOU MUST DEFEAT HER AT ALL COSTS. 663 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,377 PATTERSON, BECKY IS ALL THEY'VE GOT. 664 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:08,547 I WANT YOU TO HIT HER LOW AND HARD. 665 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:09,915 GET IN YOUR POSITION. 666 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,483 HEAD UP, BUTT DOWN. 667 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,018 STICK AND DRIVE. 668 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,053 SET. GO! 669 00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:19,291 OH... 670 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,926 SON, IT'S A COUCH CUSHION. 671 00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,861 IT'S A COUCH CUSHION, SON. 672 00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:24,663 I WANT YOU TO WRAP YOUR ARMS 673 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,166 AND DRIVE THROUGH IT. WRAP AND DRIVE. 674 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,167 STAND BACK. 675 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:29,468 GO, COACH! COME ON, COACH! 676 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:31,203 PRISCILLA, SHOOT THIS, HONEY. 677 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,904 GO FOR IT, DADDY. 678 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,907 BRIGGS... 679 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:38,310 COUNT IT OFF. 680 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:39,345 OH... 681 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,549 READY... 682 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:44,750 SET. 683 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:45,784 GO! 684 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,654 KEVIN! 685 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,055 AAH! 686 00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:51,323 AAH! 687 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,858 OOF! 688 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,863 OH...DOCTOR. 689 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,633 COACH! 690 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,935 DADDY! 691 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,672 OH... 692 00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:08,174 THAT'S RIGHT, SPORTS FANS, 693 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,677 IF THERE'S GOING TO BE PEE WEE FOOTBALL IN URBANIA, 694 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,712 EVERYBODY'S GOING TO PLAY. 695 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:18,184 BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE LITTLE GIANTS! 696 00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:24,523 SHE'S TOUGH. SHE'S BAD. 697 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:28,327 SHE'S BECKY "THE ICEBOX" O'SHEA. 698 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:34,766 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR RAD TAD SIMPSON. 699 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,808 RUDY ZOLTECK, 700 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:45,644 YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDLY GAS MAN. 701 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,748 GAS MAN? I DON'T GET IT. 702 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,583 THINK ABOUT IT. 703 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:55,687 HERE'S RASHID "HOT HANDS" HANON. 704 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:05,597 SAY HELLO TO TIMMY "I WANT TO SCORE" MOORE. 705 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,303 THANKS FOR COMING. SO LONG. 706 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,438 THAT WAS GREAT, COACH. 707 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,640 I WANT A COPY OF THAT. 708 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,442 JOHNNY, THOUGHT I'D HAVE A CHANCE 709 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,143 TO MEET YOUR DAD TONIGHT. 710 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:19,778 HE'S GOT BUSINESS AND STUFF. 711 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,780 SEE YOU, COACH. 712 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,148 I'LL SEE YOU. 713 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:24,316 BYE. 714 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,652 WELL, THE DIP SUCKED. 715 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,788 BUT BOTTOM LINE, YOU'RE O.K., COACH. 716 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,490 THANKS, JUNIOR. 717 00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:33,492 DO YOU THINK YOU'D HAVE TIME 718 00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:35,294 TO GET ME YOUR BROTHER'S AUTOGRAPH? 719 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:37,629 OH, LET'S GO. 720 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,166 DANNY, THIS WAS SUCH A BLAST. 721 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,501 AH, IT WAS NOTHING. 722 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,002 YOU'RE AMAZING WITH THOSE KIDS. 723 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,671 ALL THAT TIME I KNEW YOU, 724 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:48,374 I HAD NO IDEA YOU'D BE LIKE THIS. 725 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,041 WELL, I WAS 11. 726 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:51,443 YEAH. 727 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:53,111 I GUESS I'VE CHANGED. 728 00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:56,114 WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 729 00:36:56,181 --> 00:36:57,449 HAVE I CHANGED? 730 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:58,750 WELL, YOU'RE TALLER, 731 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,353 AND YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE. 732 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,355 AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 733 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:07,526 YOUR FACE IS EXACTLY AS I REMEMBER IT. 734 00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,861 COME ON, MOM! 735 00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:14,300 GOOD NIGHT, DANNY. 736 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:15,767 SEE YOU, COACH. 737 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:18,136 GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS. 738 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,104 SLEEP TIGHTLY. 739 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,106 TIGHT. 740 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,441 DUMB. 741 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,545 O.K. LET'S CLEAN IT UP. 742 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,381 [LAUGHING] 743 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,517 THERE HE GOES! HA HA HA! 744 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,852 [KAREN] OH, MY GOD. I LOVE THIS. 745 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,354 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 746 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:39,391 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THIS? 747 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,859 IT'S MAKING ME NAUSEOUS. 748 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,394 YOU KILL ME! 749 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:45,697 MOM, COME ON. LET'S CALM DOWN. LET'S CALM DOWN! 750 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,400 I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE A POINT 751 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,868 THAT BECKY'S ALL THEY'VE GOT. 752 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,069 OH, DAD. 753 00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:53,772 TO WIN, WE'VE GOT TO NEUTRALIZE HER. 754 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:55,841 WAIT. WAIT, WAIT. WHAT ABOUT JUNIOR? 755 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,944 WHO? 756 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:05,884 HUT-1! HUT-2! HUT-3! 757 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:12,891 LOOK AT THE CANNON ON THAT KID. 758 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,762 HE'S PLAYING FOR THE WRONG TEAM. 759 00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:19,064 HUT-1! HUT-2! HUT-3! 760 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,203 YEAH! 761 00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:27,573 [DANNY] THAT'S THE WAY. COME ON BACK. 762 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:34,913 THAT'S GOOD, JOHNNY. KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. 763 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,982 SPIES. 764 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,283 WHERE? 765 00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:39,885 IN THE WEEDS. 766 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,922 SOMEBODY'S A LITTLE SCARED, HUH? 767 00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:46,992 O.K., GUYS. TAKE A LITTLE BREAK. 768 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,661 THEN WE'LL START RUNNING THE SUPER-SECRET PLAY. 769 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:51,963 I'M JUST GOING TO GET THE DIAGRAM. 770 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:54,966 COACH, THEY'RE GOING TO DO THE SUPER-SECRET PLAY. 771 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,737 [HIGH VOICE] STATE POLICE? OH, THANK GOD. 772 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:00,372 THIS IS THELMA MAY ROGERS. 773 00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:02,841 I'M 86 YEARS OLD. I LIVE IN URBANIA. 774 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:04,275 THERE ARE TWO MEN 775 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,545 DOWN THE BRIDGE FROM THE SHELL STATION 776 00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:07,946 SPYING ON SOME KIDS. 777 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,147 [CRYING] 778 00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:10,482 WE'RE ALL SO UPSET. 779 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,017 I DON'T THINK IT'S RIGHT 780 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,953 FOR MEN THEIR AGE PARADING AROUND IN THEIR UNDERWEAR. 781 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,154 PLEASE HURRY. 782 00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:17,456 OH! 783 00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:19,290 NICE GOING. 784 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,292 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 785 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,295 THEY GOT THE GUARDS IN THE BACKFIELD. 786 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:28,199 THEY GOT THE CENTER TO THE RIGHT, AND-- 787 00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,469 AND THE QUARTERBACK ISN'T EVEN THERE. 788 00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:33,138 THEY'RE STANDING AROUND, BUTZ. 789 00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:39,077 OH, YEAH. 790 00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:41,947 FREEZE! 791 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,850 I'M ON A ROLL, HUH? 792 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,518 YOUR SANDWICH, O DANGEROUS ONE. 793 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,987 FUNNY. LAST NIGHT I GO OUT THE WINDOW. 794 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,656 TODAY I'M ARRESTED, 795 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:51,990 HANDCUFFED, HUMILIATED. 796 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,358 MY OWN BROTHER. 797 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,361 IMAGINE HOW I FEEL MARRIED TO A PEEPING TOM. 798 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:57,663 THAT WAS A BRILLIANT MOVE-- 799 00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,197 CALLING THE STATE COPS 800 00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:00,699 INSTEAD OF THE LOCAL COPS. 801 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:03,201 I DIDN'T THINK DANNY HAD IT IN HIM. 802 00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:04,703 I'LL GET HIM BACK, THOUGH. 803 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,705 THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN AVOIDED 804 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,206 IF YOU'D FORMED ONE TEAM. 805 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,708 THE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN 806 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,209 EXPECT KEVIN O'SHEA TO WIN. 807 00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:13,545 NOBODY BUYS A CHEVY FROM A LOSER. 808 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:16,548 HONEY, THIS IS PEE WEE FOOTBALL, REMEMBER? 809 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,550 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 810 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,486 ALL THE FUN IS GONE NOW. 811 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:23,789 SEE, NOW...IT'S WAR. 812 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,192 COME ON. LET'S GO. KEEP MOVING. 813 00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,763 COME ON. COME ON. MAKE THE CUT. 814 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,433 COME ON. PROTECT THE BALL. 815 00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:36,835 GOOD. GOOD. 816 00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,337 LIFT THEM. LIFT THOSE LEGS. 817 00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:40,539 ATTA BOY. 818 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,541 DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE! COME ON! 819 00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:43,975 UNLOAD IN THIS THING! 820 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,848 VERY NICE. LOOKING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD. 821 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:56,021 THAT'S RIGHT, GUYS. MAKE 'EM POP. 822 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,626 YES! 823 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:16,675 YEAH! 824 00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:18,309 JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! 825 00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:20,478 WHOA! 826 00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,248 UH-OH. UH-OH. 827 00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:33,959 * WORKIN' AT THE CAR WASH * 828 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:37,295 * WORKIN' AT THE CAR WASH, YEAH * 829 00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:39,297 * COME ON AND SING IT WITH ME * 830 00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:41,266 * CAR WASH * 831 00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:44,670 HEY! 832 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,574 HEY! 833 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,710 [HONK HONK HONK] 834 00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,645 [HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK] 835 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,346 PUT THE TOP UP 836 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:56,915 IF YOU WANT IT WASHED. 837 00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,450 I DIDN'T COME FOR A CAR WASH. 838 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,753 YOU'RE WASTING OUR TIME WITH THIS GAME. 839 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:04,289 WE SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON SUTTERVILLE. 840 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,759 YOU DON'T BELONG ON THE SAME FIELD AS YOUR BROTHER. 841 00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:10,061 $1.00 FOR THE WASH, BUTZ. 842 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,230 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF 843 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,032 WITH THEM LITTLE DIRT BALLS. 844 00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,067 IF I WAS A MAMA HEN 845 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:17,569 AND THEY WAS MY CHICKS, 846 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:21,740 I'D LEAD THEM TO WATER AND LET THEM DROWN. 847 00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:23,041 IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME, 848 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,744 YOU'RE THE TENTH CAR THAT'S COME IN HERE. 849 00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:27,679 YOU'RE ENTITLED TO A FREE WASH. 850 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,547 O.K., GUYS, WASH IT. 851 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:32,951 * WORKIN' AT THE CAR WASH * 852 00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:35,787 * TALKIN' ABOUT THE CAR WASH * 853 00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,156 * CAR WASH, YEAH * 854 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,725 * COME ON, Y'ALL, LET'S SING IT WITH ME * 855 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:42,127 * CAR WASH * 856 00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:44,262 * SING IT WITH FEELING, Y'ALL * 857 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,531 * CAR WASH, YEAH * 858 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:48,099 * WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA * 859 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,234 * CAR WASH * 860 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,568 OH! 861 00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:56,274 HEY, JUNIOR. 862 00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:57,943 * CAR WASH * 863 00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,544 * WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA * 864 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:01,847 * TALKIN' ABOUT THE CAR WASH * 865 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,982 * COME ON, Y'ALL * 866 00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:05,350 TRUCE. 867 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,585 AAH! 868 00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:08,654 NO! 869 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,988 * CAR WASH, YEAH * 870 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,890 AH-CHOO! 871 00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:15,060 HEY, DAN, WE'RE NEXT. 872 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:16,594 HEY, UNCLE DAN. 873 00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:17,663 HI, DEB. 874 00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:18,664 HI, JUNIOR. 875 00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,065 HEY, BECKY, CHECK IT OUT. 876 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,400 MOM GOT US UNIFORMS FOR THE GAME. 877 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:23,568 COOL. 878 00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:25,536 I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOU, 879 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,238 IN THE HUDDLE WITH JUNIOR FLOYD! 880 00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:30,075 EVEN 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS THINK HE'S A FOX. 881 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:32,243 YEAH, WELL I REALLY DON'T NOTICE. 882 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:33,578 WELL, SEE YOU. 883 00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:34,746 YEAH. 884 00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:36,581 HEY, HI, JUNIOR. 885 00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:37,916 WHAT'S UP? 886 00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:40,118 I'M GOING TO BE AT THE GAME SATURDAY. 887 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:44,890 HEY, ICEBOX, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BECOME A CHEERLEADER. 888 00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:48,459 BUBBLES AND STUFF. 889 00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:49,594 HEY. 890 00:43:49,661 --> 00:43:51,763 AAH! 891 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,431 HA HA! JUNIOR! 892 00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:54,733 HA HA HA! 893 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,735 HEY! DON'T! 894 00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:00,806 THERE YOU GO. 895 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:21,793 GIVE ME A "J," 896 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,795 GIVE ME A "U," 897 00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:25,263 GIVE ME A "N--" 898 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,664 [DANNY] BECKY! 899 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,537 I GOT AN IDEA FOR A NEW DEFENSE. 900 00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:35,540 I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT THIS MONSTER BACK THING. 901 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:38,043 YOU RUN AROUND THE FIELD CAUSING GREAT DESTRUCTION. 902 00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:39,911 ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK? 903 00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:40,912 UH... 904 00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:41,913 NO... 905 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:44,482 IT'S A CHERRY TOOTSIE POP. 906 00:44:44,549 --> 00:44:45,951 OH. 907 00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:51,790 [SIGHS] 908 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,324 HA HA HA HA. 909 00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:54,793 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 910 00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:57,562 O'SHEA CHEVROLET. 911 00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:00,298 I GOT A HOT TIP FOR YOU. 912 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,200 HA HA HA HA. 913 00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:03,468 BUTZ! 914 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,103 GO AHEAD, ORVILLE, I'M LISTENING. 915 00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:07,438 THERE'S A NEW FAMILY IN TOWN. CAPICE? 916 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:10,341 THEY GOT A TOUGH 10-YEAR-OLD. HE'S A MONSTER. 917 00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:12,477 I'M TALKING REAL BIG. 918 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,745 OH, YEAH, HOW BIG? 919 00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,246 PUT IT THIS WAY-- 920 00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:18,116 IF HE WAS A TROUT, YOU WOULDN'T THROW HIM BACK. 921 00:45:18,183 --> 00:45:21,286 THANKS A LOT, BUDDY. I OWE YOU ONE. 922 00:45:21,352 --> 00:45:22,320 THANKS. 923 00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:26,057 HA HA HA. HA HA HA. 924 00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:32,597 HI, BIG JIM. 925 00:45:32,663 --> 00:45:34,232 HEY, THERE, KEVIN. 926 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,271 KEV, WHERE YOU GOING? 927 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:44,042 JUST OUT FOR A LITTLE SPIN, DANNY. 928 00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:45,944 WHAT'S WITH THE GO-CART? 929 00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:49,447 AW, BECKY ASKED ME TO CHECK THE COMPRESSION. 930 00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:01,626 YOU FOLLOWING ME? 931 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:02,861 NO. 932 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:05,363 YOU FOLLOWING ME? 933 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,932 NO. 934 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:10,168 ARE YOU LYING TO ME? 935 00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:11,302 NO. 936 00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:14,940 HE'S MINE, DANNY! DAMN IT! 937 00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:17,475 HERE THEY COME! DANNY'S IN THE GO-CART. 938 00:46:27,953 --> 00:46:29,921 THIS WHOLE TOWN MAY LOVE YOU, 939 00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:32,991 BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW SICK YOU ARE. 940 00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:34,559 I TREATED YOU LIKE A PRINCE. 941 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,027 YOU IGNORED ME! 942 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:38,063 I TOOK YOU TO SEE THE CLEVELAND INDIANS. 943 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,899 YOU LEFT ME IN THE STADIUM. 944 00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:50,508 [HORN BLOWS] 945 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,255 DAMN IT! 946 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,339 OHH! 947 00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:26,978 EXCUSE ME. 948 00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:29,714 ARE YOU, UH... 949 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:32,483 HEY, DON'T TELL ME. YOU'RE COACH O'SHEA. 950 00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,820 YEAH, I'M COACH O'SHEA. 951 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:37,822 HA! YOU'RE COACH O'SHEA! 952 00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:41,392 WHO AM I? LOOK AT THIS. HUH? HUH? 953 00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,495 WHO AM I? 954 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:47,465 OH, YOU'RE REMEMBERING MY OLD PLAYING DAYS. 955 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,500 REMEMBERING THEM? I TREASURE THEM. 956 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:52,170 YOU'RE THE REASON WE MOVED TO THIS TOWN, 957 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:54,973 YOU AND THAT POP WARNER FOOTBALL LEAGUE. 958 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,543 YOU, UH, YOU LOOK KIND OF SMALL FOR A FOOTBALL STAR. 959 00:48:04,182 --> 00:48:05,883 THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL THOUGHT. 960 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:10,588 YEAH. 961 00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:11,856 SO WHERE IS YOUR-- 962 00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:13,391 HIS NAME'S SPIKE. 963 00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,260 HE'S RIGHT HERE. 964 00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:16,794 HANG ON A SECOND. SPIKE! 965 00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:18,529 COME ON DOWN HERE. 966 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,467 I WANT YOU TO MEET COACH O'SHEA. 967 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,341 LOOK AT THE BOY. 968 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,044 HE WAS BRED FOR FOOTBALL GLORY. 969 00:48:33,111 --> 00:48:35,580 THE FIRST SKIN HE TOUCHED WAS A PIGSKIN. 970 00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:38,716 PUSHING A FOOTBALL ACROSS THE LIVING WITH HIS HEAD 971 00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,118 AT 4 MONTHS. 972 00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:42,687 DID HIS FIRST PULL-UP AT 18 MONTHS. 973 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,222 GIVE ME 10! 974 00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:46,224 RUNS A 40 IN 6.5 FLAT, 975 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,259 BENCH PRESSES TWICE HIS OWN WEIGHT. 976 00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:51,762 WON THE 8-YEAR-OLD DIVISION OF THE PASS, PUNT, AND RUN 977 00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,831 WHEN HE WAS 5. 978 00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:57,068 O'SHEA, I'VE BEEN CULTIVATING HIM, 979 00:48:57,135 --> 00:48:59,470 GROOMING HIM. 980 00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:01,672 EVERY NIGHT, BEFORE HE GOES TO BED, 981 00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:04,375 I MASSAGE HIS HAMSTRINGS WITH EVAPORATED MILK. 982 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,211 YEAH. 983 00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,348 HE'S QUITE A BOY. 984 00:49:10,415 --> 00:49:11,282 OH. 985 00:49:11,349 --> 00:49:12,617 PLAY TO DIE! 986 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:15,253 KNEES HIGH! KNEES HIGH! 987 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,722 GUYS, I GOT GREAT NEWS. 988 00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:20,858 WE GOT A NEW PLAYER. 989 00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:21,859 MAMA! WHOA! 990 00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:23,661 WHO'S THAT? 991 00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:25,896 LOOKS LIKE A SIDE OF BEEF. 992 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,199 OR A GENETICS EXPERIMENT GONE TERRIBLY WRONG. 993 00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:29,667 WHERE'S HIS SOCKS? 994 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,202 WHERE'S HIS NECK? 995 00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:33,104 HE'S BIGGER THAN MY DAD. 996 00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:34,939 SPIKE'S IN HELL. 997 00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:38,309 SPIKE'S IN PEE-WEE HELL. 998 00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:40,611 GUYS, SPIKE'S OUR NEW TAILBACK. 999 00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:43,381 GREAT. NOW WE CAN RUN THE ANNEXATION OF PUERTO RICO. 1000 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:45,416 WHAT'S THE ANNEXATION OF PUERTO RICO? 1001 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,918 I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE READY FOR THAT. 1002 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,421 WHAT FORMATION DO YOU LIKE TO RUN? 1003 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,490 POWER "I." WHO'S SPIKE'S LEAD BLOCKER? 1004 00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,125 THE ICEBOX. 1005 00:49:54,192 --> 00:49:55,093 WHERE'S HE AT? 1006 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,427 RIGHT HERE. 1007 00:49:57,528 --> 00:50:00,965 IS SPIKE MISTAKEN? AREN'T YOU A GIRL? 1008 00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,967 GEE, GOOD EYE. 1009 00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:04,902 SPIKE DON'T PLAY WITH GIRLS. 1010 00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:06,404 SHE'S PRETTY GOOD, SPIKE. 1011 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:09,140 SPIKE DON'T CARE. DIDN'T YOU HEAR? 1012 00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:10,841 SPIKE DON'T PLAY WITH-- 1013 00:50:10,908 --> 00:50:14,379 I CAN TACKLE ANYTHING, ANY TIME, ANYWHERE. GOT THAT? 1014 00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:16,614 LOOK, YOU BERSERKO BARBIE DOLL, 1015 00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:19,817 WHEN YOU MESS WITH SPIKE, YOU MESS WITH DEATH. 1016 00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:21,586 CAN YOU WALK THE WALK? 1017 00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:22,587 I WILL! TRY ME! 1018 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:23,588 LET'S GO! 1019 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:24,589 RIGHT NOW! 1020 00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,424 SOMEBODY CALL 911! 1021 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:29,194 ALL RIGHT, O.K., O.K., HOLD IT. 1022 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:31,129 [DING DING] 1023 00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:32,997 BECKY, GET THAT CAR, PLEASE. 1024 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:37,068 WHY ME? SO YOU CAN PLAY WITH THIS APE? 1025 00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:39,670 CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE? 1026 00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:48,279 YOUR LEG'S BIGGER THAN MY BODY. 1027 00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:51,082 WITH THIS GUY, WE GOT AN ACTUAL SHOT AT WINNING. 1028 00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:52,817 GIVE ME A MINUTE 1029 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:56,287 TO GET HIM USED TO THE IDEA OF PLAYING WITH A GIRL. 1030 00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:58,756 YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE HIM. 1031 00:50:58,823 --> 00:51:00,191 [HORN HONKS] 1032 00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,393 THIS IS A BUNCH OF CRAP. 1033 00:51:21,112 --> 00:51:22,046 SHIRLEY. 1034 00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:23,348 HI, KEVIN. 1035 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:33,224 ICEBOX NOT HUNGRY? 1036 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:35,226 ALERT THE MEDIA. 1037 00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:37,228 HOW YOU DOING, HOT SHOT? 1038 00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:39,330 HEY, LOUISE. THANK YOU, DEAR. 1039 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,769 GOOD SHOT. 1040 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,705 YOU STILL MAD AT ME FOR NOT PICKING YOU, HUH? 1041 00:51:47,772 --> 00:51:48,906 NO. 1042 00:51:48,973 --> 00:51:51,209 I GUESS YOU GOT YOUR OWN TEAM NOW. 1043 00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:52,543 IT'S NOT MY TEAM. 1044 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,712 IT'S SPIKE'S TEAM. 1045 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:58,583 DAD'S GOT A BIG CRUSH ON HIM. 1046 00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:01,819 AH, DON'T BE SO HARD ON THE OLD MAN. 1047 00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:05,223 CAN'T BE EASY ON HIM HAVING ME AS A BROTHER, 1048 00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,124 OR YOU AS A DAUGHTER. 1049 00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:09,126 HA HA. VERY FUNNY. 1050 00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:10,495 HA HA HA. 1051 00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:12,997 PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME, WE'RE STUBBORN. 1052 00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,766 WE DON'T GET OUR OWN WAY, WATCH OUT. 1053 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,269 YOU MEAN, WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING FOOTBALL, 1054 00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:20,938 YOU WANTED TO KILL YOUR COACH, TOO? 1055 00:52:21,005 --> 00:52:23,341 BECKY, YOU CAN'T FAULT THE GUY FOR TRYING TO WIN. 1056 00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:25,543 HE DOESN'T WANT TO WIN. 1057 00:52:25,610 --> 00:52:29,013 HE JUST WANTS TO SHOW EVERYONE HE'S NOT SCARED OF YOU. 1058 00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:30,515 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1059 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:32,517 I THOUGHT I WANTED TO PLAY, 1060 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:35,019 BUT NOW THERE'S ALL THIS OTHER STUFF. 1061 00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:36,754 WHAT OTHER STUFF? 1062 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,556 NOT FOOTBALL STUFF. 1063 00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:40,090 AHH. 1064 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,892 MM-HMM. 1065 00:52:41,959 --> 00:52:44,729 DEBBIE LIKES JUNIOR, DOESN'T SHE? 1066 00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:48,866 DOES VERONICA LIKE ARCHIE? 1067 00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:54,972 SHE'S GOING TO GET HIM. I KNOW IT. 1068 00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:58,376 SHE'D PROBABLY KILL ME IF SHE KNEW I TOLD YOU THIS, 1069 00:52:58,443 --> 00:53:01,011 BUT, UH, YOU WANT TO FIND A BOY, 1070 00:53:01,078 --> 00:53:04,615 YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW BOYS THINK. 1071 00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:06,484 AND IF THIS BOY'S A QUARTERBACK, 1072 00:53:06,551 --> 00:53:09,153 HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO WANT SOME CUTE GIRL, 1073 00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,389 NOT SOME TEAMMATE. 1074 00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:15,660 BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT BEING A CUTE GIRL. 1075 00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,328 I'M GOOD AT SPORTS. 1076 00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:20,197 OF COURSE YOU ARE. YOU'RE AN O'SHEA. 1077 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:22,567 LISTEN TO UNCLE KEVIN. 1078 00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:25,770 YOU GOT MORE TO OFFER THAN FOOTBALL. 1079 00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:27,605 A LOT MORE. 1080 00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:28,739 YOU THINK SO? 1081 00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:30,508 I KNOW SO. 1082 00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:34,479 HEY, UNCLE KEVIN... 1083 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:36,013 [SIGHS] 1084 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,249 DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY? 1085 00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:40,718 NO. 1086 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,655 I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 1087 00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:56,901 [SPLISH] 1088 00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:59,304 O.K., GUYS, LET'S MAKE THIS POWER "I" FORMATION WORK. 1089 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:00,605 READY? BREAK! 1090 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,144 READY... 1091 00:54:07,211 --> 00:54:08,679 SET... 1092 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,748 HUT-1, HUT-2! 1093 00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:13,117 UHH! 1094 00:54:13,183 --> 00:54:14,819 WHOA! 1095 00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:18,022 YOU CALL THIS A TEAM? 1096 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,390 UHH! 1097 00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:21,326 HEY, YOU, PRETTY BOY, 1098 00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:24,128 NEXT TIME YOU HAND OFF TO SPIKE, PUT IT HERE. 1099 00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:26,964 BOOM! AND YOU, FAT LINEMAN. 1100 00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:28,132 YOU RANG? 1101 00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:30,535 GET YOUR JELLY ROLLS OUT OF SPIKE'S WAY 1102 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:32,703 UNLESS YOU WANT CLEAT MARKS 1103 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,672 UP YOUR FAT BACK. 1104 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:37,808 SPIKE! 1105 00:54:39,344 --> 00:54:41,111 GET IN THE CAR, SON. 1106 00:54:41,178 --> 00:54:43,548 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1107 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,551 OH, NO. 1108 00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:50,254 YOU'RE A COWBOY NOW. 1109 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,556 THANK YOU, FOOTBALL GOD. 1110 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,257 WHERE'S HE GOING? 1111 00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:55,760 SO YOU'RE A HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER, HUH? 1112 00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:58,796 I SAID I WAS COACH O'SHEA, NOT KEVIN. 1113 00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:01,632 YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SLICK, HUH? 1114 00:55:01,699 --> 00:55:03,468 I CAN'T WAIT TILL TOMORROW. 1115 00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:05,403 ONE MORE DAY, BABY! 1116 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,406 ONE MORE DAY. 1117 00:55:17,715 --> 00:55:19,784 GREAT. THE OTHER GUYS HAVE SPIKE. 1118 00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:21,118 AND WE GOT NOTHIN'. 1119 00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:22,086 WE GOT US. 1120 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,287 WE STINK. 1121 00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,155 YOU CAN'T CATCH, HOT HANDS. 1122 00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:27,458 AT LEAST HE CAN WALK, CRUSH JERK. 1123 00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:28,759 HAVE ANOTHER POP TART. 1124 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:29,927 YEAH, FART BOY, 1125 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,229 OR CAN'T YOU OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH WIDE ENOUGH? 1126 00:55:32,296 --> 00:55:33,998 COME ON. THAT'S ENOUGH. 1127 00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,800 COACH IS RIGHT. BREAK IT UP. 1128 00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:38,503 SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO GOOD IT MAKES US SICK! 1129 00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:41,205 YOU DON'T WANT ME TO PLAY? 1130 00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:43,040 NO PROBLEMO. 1131 00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:44,308 I'M OUT OF HERE. 1132 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,644 NICE WORK. IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM, 1133 00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:48,613 WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE A TEAM. 1134 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,548 IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM, 1135 00:55:50,615 --> 00:55:52,617 MAYBE YOU'D STOP DROOLING AND PLAY FOOTBALL. 1136 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,184 YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. 1137 00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:57,254 WHY CAN'T WE JUST ALL PLAY TOGETHER? 1138 00:55:57,321 --> 00:55:59,156 OH, SHUT UP, DIPSTICK. 1139 00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:02,159 YOU'RE PROBABLY THE MAIN REASON SPIKE QUIT. 1140 00:56:02,226 --> 00:56:03,661 QUIT BAWLING, YOU BIG BABY. 1141 00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:07,164 I CAN CRY IF I WANT. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY. 1142 00:56:07,231 --> 00:56:08,399 I CAN EVEN DO THIS. 1143 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,967 OW! OW! 1144 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,702 NICE KICK. 1145 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,407 HEY, GUYS, PRACTICE ISN'T OVER YET. 1146 00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:18,008 WHO CARES? WHO CARES? 1147 00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:35,926 WHAT'S THE USE? I AM A DIPSTICK. 1148 00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:37,795 I'LL NEVER GET TO PLAY. 1149 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:42,166 HEY, KID, YOU GOT A SECOND? 1150 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,368 WE HAVE TO GET TO A BANQUET, 1151 00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:46,370 WHERE THE HALL OF FAME IS, 1152 00:56:46,437 --> 00:56:48,606 WE TOOK A WRONG TURN SOMEWHERE. 1153 00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:51,609 WE STARTED OUT HERE ON I-70, 1154 00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:54,612 COMING ACROSS HERE, WE WENT UP 104, 1155 00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:57,081 TOOK THE 49, THEN WE TOOK SHORTCUTS. 1156 00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:58,683 WE GO 10, 12, 48, HUT. 1157 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,685 WE HAVE TO HIT CANTON HARD. 1158 00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:02,853 I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE. 1159 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,957 UH, GUYS? 1160 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:09,927 NOW, WHAT? 1161 00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:11,862 LET'S PLAY SOME BALL. 1162 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:16,000 OH! WHOA! 1163 00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:17,001 WHOA! OH! 1164 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,503 EMTMAN. 1165 00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:20,337 TIM BROWN. 1166 00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:21,539 BRUCE SMITH. 1167 00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:23,073 EMMITT SMITH. 1168 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,509 WHOA! 1169 00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,280 TAKE A SHOT. JUST BLOCK ME. 1170 00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,316 UH-UH. 1171 00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:34,084 COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT. 1172 00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:35,085 NO WAY. 1173 00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:36,721 COME ON. DON'T BE SCARED. 1174 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,422 RUN THROUGH ME. RUN THROUGH ME. 1175 00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:41,391 COME ON. GET THE FEAR OUT OF YOUR EYES! 1176 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,693 LET'S GO! COME ON! 1177 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,461 UHH! 1178 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:49,600 YEAH! 1179 00:57:51,936 --> 00:57:52,770 YEAH! 1180 00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:55,439 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT NOW. GOOD JOB. 1181 00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:56,574 JUST REMEMBER. 1182 00:57:56,641 --> 00:57:59,644 FOOTBALL'S 80% MENTAL, 40% PHYSICAL. 1183 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,146 RIGHT. RIGHT. 1184 00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:04,549 WHAT? 1185 00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:06,450 I WASN'T ALWAYS THE BIGGEST. 1186 00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:08,318 I WASN'T ALWAYS THE FASTEST. 1187 00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:10,220 I WASN'T ALWAYS THE SMARTEST, 1188 00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:14,058 BUT I BELIEVED WITHIN MYSELF THAT I WAS A GIANT. 1189 00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:15,593 THEN HE PIVOTS, FAKES, 1190 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:18,596 CHUCKS THE BIG BOMB HALFWAY DOWN THE FIELD 1191 00:58:18,663 --> 00:58:20,898 TO OUR, HOPEFULLY, STILL WIDE-OPEN TAILBACK. 1192 00:58:20,965 --> 00:58:23,801 I CALL IT THE ANNEXATION OF PUERTO RICO. 1193 00:58:23,868 --> 00:58:24,802 NOT BAD. 1194 00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:25,636 REALLY? 1195 00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:28,839 I KIND OF STOLE IT FROM YOU-- 1196 00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:30,340 RAIDERS/VIKINGS-- SUPER BOWL 11. 1197 00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:32,342 HEY, YOU ARE A GENIUS. 1198 00:58:32,409 --> 00:58:33,343 THANKS. 1199 00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:34,645 PROBLEM IS... 1200 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,747 WE DON'T HAVE A TAILBACK. 1201 00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:41,719 HMM. LISTEN, WHAT IF YOU TRIED THIS? 1202 00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:43,287 KNOW WHAT THIS IS CALLED? 1203 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:44,354 [POP] 1204 00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:45,590 WOW! WHOA! 1205 00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:48,025 INTIMIDATION. 1206 00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:49,393 COOL. WHOA. 1207 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,962 NOW, TOMORROW WHEN YOU GO TO THE GAME, 1208 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:54,198 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INTIMIDATED. 1209 00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:56,767 LET ME SEE YOUR GAME FACES. 1210 00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:58,803 GRR! GRR! GRR! 1211 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:01,572 NO, NO. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 1212 00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:03,540 LET ME SEE YOUR GAME FACES. 1213 00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:05,910 GRR! GRR! GRR! 1214 00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,412 TRY THIS. 1215 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:11,381 GRR! GRR! GRR! GRR! 1216 00:59:11,448 --> 00:59:13,584 THAT'S IT, GUYS. NOW COME AND GET ME. 1217 00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,452 GRR! GRR! GRR! 1218 00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:18,022 ARRR! 1219 00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:20,557 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! 1220 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,193 HEY, COACH, MIND IF I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 1221 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,729 YEAH. 1222 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:28,332 I GOT A BIG GAME COMING UP. YOU GOT ANY ADVICE? 1223 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,533 GOOD LUCK. 1224 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,035 WAIT. THAT'S IT? 1225 00:59:31,101 --> 00:59:31,969 LATER. 1226 00:59:32,036 --> 00:59:33,003 SEE YA, STEVE. 1227 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,038 BYE, EMMITT. 1228 00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:35,072 HAVE A GOOD TRIP. 1229 00:59:35,139 --> 00:59:37,675 THERE'S NO BIG SECRET TO WINNING FOOTBALL. 1230 00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:40,177 IT'S JUST DOING WHAT THESE GUYS DO EVERY GAME. 1231 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:42,847 JUST GO OUT AND GIVE IT YOUR BEST. 1232 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,515 I TOOK A TEAM TO A SUPER BOWL, 1233 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,051 AND WE WON. 1234 00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:50,487 I EVEN HAD SOME GUYS ON THAT TEAM NOBODY WANTED, 1235 00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:52,122 BUT WE WERE A TEAM, 1236 00:59:52,189 --> 00:59:55,259 THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS ARE. YOU'RE A FOOTBALL TEAM. 1237 00:59:55,325 --> 00:59:58,863 THAT'S LIKE A FAMILY, EXCEPT YOU GET TO HIT EACH OTHER, 1238 00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:00,865 BUT YOU HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER. 1239 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,599 DO THAT, AND YOU'LL BE FINE. 1240 01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:04,268 THANKS, MR. MADDEN. 1241 01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,302 THANKS, MR. MADDEN! 1242 01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:06,904 SEE YA! 1243 01:00:06,971 --> 01:00:09,473 LET ME TELL YOU PEOPLE SOMETHING. 1244 01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:11,909 THIS AIN'T JUST A FOOTBALL. 1245 01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:16,613 THIS IS YOUR HOPES, YOUR DREAMS, YOUR AMBITIONS. 1246 01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:18,615 YOUR SOUL ON A ROLL. 1247 01:00:18,683 --> 01:00:20,084 IT'S YOUR LIFE. 1248 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,987 TOMORROW ON THAT FIELD, IT'S DO OR DIE... 1249 01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:24,989 WIN OR CRY! 1250 01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:26,023 GO, BABY! GO! 1251 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,559 MEN, TONIGHT WHEN YOU GO HOME, 1252 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,996 I WANT YOU TO BRUSH YOUR LITTLE TEETH. 1253 01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:34,431 I WANT YOU TO WASH YOUR LITTLE FACES 1254 01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:37,601 AND DREAM THE SWEET DREAMS OF FOOTBALL GLORY. 1255 01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:39,103 'CAUSE TOMORROW, 1256 01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:41,605 WE'RE CRUSHING THE LITTLE GIANTS INTO SMITHEREENS. 1257 01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:43,674 WHAT DO YOU SAY, MEN? 1258 01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:44,875 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 1259 01:00:44,942 --> 01:00:46,143 YEAH! 1260 01:01:07,131 --> 01:01:08,065 GUESS WHO? 1261 01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:09,066 WHO? 1262 01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:10,067 ME. 1263 01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:11,035 HEY, JUNIOR. 1264 01:01:11,101 --> 01:01:12,970 HEY. EW, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 1265 01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:16,206 IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO SWALLOW EACH OTHER'S HEADS. 1266 01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:17,307 THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG. 1267 01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:19,810 YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR HEAD DRAMATICALLY, 1268 01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:22,679 LIKE KEVIN COSTNER DID IN ROBIN HOOD, LIKE THIS. 1269 01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:27,651 NO. IN MOVIES, THEY DO THAT CHICKEN-PECKING, MOUTH HALF-OPEN THING, 1270 01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:29,119 LIKE THIS, "HEY, BABY." 1271 01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:30,120 [SMACK SMACK] 1272 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,121 NO. 1273 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:32,122 UH-UH. 1274 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,590 CHECK THIS OUT. 1275 01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:37,928 MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT HER AND HER BOYFRIEND USE THEIR TONGUES. 1276 01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:39,663 EW, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 1277 01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:40,965 I KNOW. SPIT SWAPPERS. 1278 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:42,800 YEAH. KIND OF LIKE THEM. 1279 01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:44,468 TONSIL HOCKEY. 1280 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,071 HA HA HA. 1281 01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,673 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY PROBLEM 1282 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:52,509 WITH KISSING YOUR OWN HAND IS... 1283 01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:53,510 WHAT? 1284 01:01:53,577 --> 01:01:55,012 IT DOESN'T KISS BACK. 1285 01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:57,181 YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO KISS? 1286 01:01:57,247 --> 01:01:58,415 NO. WHY, DO YOU? 1287 01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:01,852 NO. OOH, I JUST GOT THAT VOMIT TASTE IN MY MOUTH. 1288 01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:03,353 WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN HOW EVENTUALLY 1289 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:06,056 IF YOU WANT KIDS AND A JOB. 1290 01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:08,793 YOU CAN HAVE KIDS WITHOUT KISSING. 1291 01:02:08,859 --> 01:02:10,995 BUT YOU CAN'T GET A JOB. 1292 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,063 WELL, I'LL BECOME A TEACHER. 1293 01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:15,399 BUT WHAT IF YOU WERE FORCED TO? 1294 01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:18,668 WOULDN'T IT BE GOOD TO LEARN WITH A FRIEND? 1295 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,504 YOU KNOW, FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES. 1296 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,505 UHH. 1297 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:22,639 NO WAY. 1298 01:02:22,706 --> 01:02:25,509 LOOK, IF I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO KISS, 1299 01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,511 AND I MEAN ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY 1300 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,647 NO WAY OUT OF IT NO MATTER WHAT, 1301 01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:33,017 I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO KISS... 1302 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,886 WELL, THEN I THINK I'D WANT TO LEARN WITH... 1303 01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:38,088 LET ME GUESS. 1304 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,724 DEBBIE. 1305 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,192 I DON'T KNOW. 1306 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,727 BUT IF NOT HER, 1307 01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:47,264 DEFINITELY ANOTHER CHEERLEADER-TYPE, RIGHT? 1308 01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:49,133 MAYBE. 1309 01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:50,667 I DON'T KNOW. 1310 01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:52,837 THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. 1311 01:02:53,703 --> 01:02:54,972 HEY, JUNIOR... 1312 01:02:55,039 --> 01:02:58,208 IF I WAS MORE LIKE THOSE CHEERLEADERS, 1313 01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,344 YOU'D WANT TO LEARN WITH ME. 1314 01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,412 BUT YOU'RE NOT. 1315 01:03:02,479 --> 01:03:03,848 YOU'RE DIFFERENT. 1316 01:03:03,914 --> 01:03:06,183 YOU'RE COOL. YOU'RE THE ICEBOX. 1317 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:08,685 YOU'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY GIRL I'VE MET 1318 01:03:08,752 --> 01:03:11,321 THAT CAN BEAT UP MY DAD. 1319 01:03:11,388 --> 01:03:12,289 HEH. 1320 01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:14,358 ANYWAYS, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1321 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,208 [KNOCKING] 1322 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:36,646 HEY. 1323 01:03:36,713 --> 01:03:38,648 HEY, UNCLE KEV. 1324 01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:39,783 IS, UH... 1325 01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:41,919 AUNT KAREN HOME? 1326 01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:49,826 COME ON IN, BUDDY. 1327 01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:55,632 NO, YOU DON'T. YOU CAN'T. 1328 01:03:55,699 --> 01:03:59,836 THIS TEAM HAS COME TOO FAR TO LOSE BY A LOUSY CALL. 1329 01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:01,138 WATCH THE GRABBING, ZEBRA. 1330 01:04:01,205 --> 01:04:03,507 THEY'RE GIVING HIM THE BUSINESS OUT THERE. 1331 01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:04,808 WHAT? YOU'RE THROWING ME OUT? 1332 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,476 I'LL THROW YOU OUT. 1333 01:04:06,543 --> 01:04:08,445 I'LL THROW YOUR MOTHER OUT. 1334 01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:09,479 HI, DAD. 1335 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:10,480 HEY. 1336 01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:11,815 BYE, DAD. 1337 01:04:11,882 --> 01:04:14,118 WHAT DO YOU GOT, A VICTORY CAKE? 1338 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,286 HALF THAT TEAM'S ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE. 1339 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,554 IT'S NOT A CAKE. 1340 01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:18,822 YOU CAN'T SNEAK AWAY 1341 01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:21,291 WITHOUT TELLING YOUR COACH WHAT'S IN THE BOX. 1342 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:22,459 IT'S NOTHING. 1343 01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:25,829 O.K. IF MY LITTLE FULLBACK WANTS TO SURPRISE ME, 1344 01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,965 THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME. 1345 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,135 LITTLE FULLBACK? 1346 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,103 YOUR LITTLE F-F-FULLBACK? 1347 01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:35,805 THAT'S ALL I AM TO YOU, ISN'T IT? 1348 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,041 YOUR LITTLE FULLBACK, 1349 01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:38,842 YOUR TICKET TO BEATING KEVIN 1350 01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:40,810 AND WINNING THE BIG GAME. 1351 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,412 BECKY, WHAT'S WRONG? 1352 01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:45,149 WHAT'S WRONG? EVERYTHING'S WRONG. 1353 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:47,985 DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOM USED TO CALL ME? 1354 01:04:48,052 --> 01:04:49,253 HER LITTLE PRINCESS. 1355 01:04:49,319 --> 01:04:51,821 WHEN SHE TUCKED ME IN, SHE'D GO, 1356 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,090 "GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE PRINCESS." 1357 01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:55,960 THEN SHE'D KISS ME ON MY CHEEKS, 1358 01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:58,495 THEN PULL THE COVERS ALL AROUND ME. 1359 01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:01,331 AND YOU REMEMBER THAT? 1360 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:02,232 YEAH. 1361 01:05:02,299 --> 01:05:04,701 SHE WOULDN'T LET ME PLAY FOOTBALL. 1362 01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:07,972 SHE WOULDN'T CALL ME HER LITTLE FULLBACK, EITHER. 1363 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:10,340 BECKY, LOOK... 1364 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:13,810 MOM'S NOT HERE ANYMORE. SHE LEFT US. 1365 01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:14,878 SHE QUIT. 1366 01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:16,180 NO. SHE DIDN'T QUIT. 1367 01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,582 SHE JUST FOUND A BETTER TEAM. 1368 01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:21,485 I'M NOT PLAYING TOMORROW. 1369 01:05:21,551 --> 01:05:22,886 THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 1370 01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:26,623 THIS GAME WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO YOU. 1371 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:28,258 NO, DAD. 1372 01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:32,029 THIS GAME MEANS EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD TO YOU. 1373 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:40,037 [DOOR CLOSES] 1374 01:06:01,858 --> 01:06:03,560 COME ON, DAD. 1375 01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:05,629 THROW IT IN HERE. 1376 01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,064 MM! 1377 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,535 UH! 1378 01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,341 UH! 1379 01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:19,976 COME ON, FELLAS. TOMORROW'S THE BIG ONE. 1380 01:06:20,044 --> 01:06:21,578 DON'T LET ME DOWN. 1381 01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:23,247 YOU WANT INTIMIDATION? 1382 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,482 I'LL SHOW YOU INTIMIDATION. 1383 01:06:25,549 --> 01:06:27,751 ARGH! 1384 01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:51,808 I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW DAYS. 1385 01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:53,110 BE GOOD. 1386 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,448 [DOOR CLOSES] 1387 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,988 YOU GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP NOW. 1388 01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:06,990 AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT FOOTBALL. 1389 01:07:07,057 --> 01:07:08,425 I WON'T, DADDY. 1390 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,466 3... 1391 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,436 4... 1392 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,606 5... 1393 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,509 6... 1394 01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,645 7... 1395 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,046 8... 1396 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,655 I WANT TO PUMP... 1397 01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:39,823 YOU UP. 1398 01:08:09,353 --> 01:08:11,555 GOOD NIGHT, URBANIA, 1399 01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:15,925 AND A SPECIAL GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF TOMORROW'S PLAYERS. 1400 01:08:15,992 --> 01:08:17,761 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1401 01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:21,431 [PLAY SOUSA MARCH] 1402 01:08:45,289 --> 01:08:47,424 WELL, HELLO AGAIN, EVERYBODY. 1403 01:08:47,491 --> 01:08:50,227 THIS IS CLIFF PARSON, YOUR PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER. 1404 01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:52,262 WHAT A DAY IT IS. 1405 01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:54,398 WE'RE HERE AT KEVIN O'SHEA STADIUM 1406 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,433 LOCATED IN PASTORAL URBANIA, OHIO, 1407 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,235 SCENE OF WHAT'S BECOME KNOWN AS 1408 01:08:58,302 --> 01:08:59,669 THE MANIA IN URBANIA. 1409 01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:02,539 YEAH, LET'S GO, GUYS! 1410 01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,944 SHAKE IT OUT. FEEL GOOD? 1411 01:09:08,011 --> 01:09:11,181 GUYS, QUIET DOWN! HOLD IT. 1412 01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,250 FATHER KELLY HAS BEEN KIND ENOUGH 1413 01:09:13,317 --> 01:09:15,051 TO SAY A PRAYER FOR OUR VICTORY TODAY. 1414 01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:16,520 YEAH! YEAH! 1415 01:09:16,586 --> 01:09:17,787 PIPE DOWN! 1416 01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:18,822 ALL RIGHT. 1417 01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:20,824 QUIET DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! 1418 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,860 HEY! SHUT UP! 1419 01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:28,031 GO AHEAD, FATHER. 1420 01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:30,300 AS WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK 1421 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:34,504 ON THIS JOURNEY OF ATHLETIC COMPETITION, 1422 01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:36,573 WE PAUSE TO REFLECT... 1423 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,174 GIANTS! GIANTS! 1424 01:09:38,242 --> 01:09:40,310 GIANTS! GIANTS! 1425 01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:42,011 WHAT THE HELL? 1426 01:09:42,078 --> 01:09:43,079 GIANTS! 1427 01:09:43,146 --> 01:09:45,715 GIANTS! GIANTS! 1428 01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:47,217 GIANTS! GIANTS! 1429 01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:49,586 GIANTS! GIANTS! 1430 01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:51,888 LET'S KILL 'EM! 1431 01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,223 THEY DON'T RESPECT YOU! 1432 01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:54,891 [YELLING] 1433 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:57,461 HEY, BRIGGS, YOU BIG SNOT-BALL, 1434 01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:00,129 I'M GOING TO EAT YOU FOR LUNCH! 1435 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,465 GIANTS! GIANTS! 1436 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,166 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1437 01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:04,601 GUYS, COOL IT. 1438 01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:06,303 ONE SEC, COACH. 1439 01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:09,005 PAGING SPIKE THE PUTZ! 1440 01:10:09,072 --> 01:10:11,140 HOLD IT, SON. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1441 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:14,811 THAT'S RIGHT, SPIKE! THE ICEBOX IS GOING TO DEFROST YOU! 1442 01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:16,145 YOU'RE GETTING FIRED UP? 1443 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,347 [GROWLING] 1444 01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:19,015 YEAH, THERE YOU GO, SON. 1445 01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:22,151 SAVE THAT RAGE FOR THE FIELD. 1446 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,487 [CHEERING] 1447 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,189 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH OF THAT. 1448 01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:30,093 RELAX, COACH. WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE! 1449 01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:31,995 YEAH! YEAH! 1450 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,229 HI, GUYS. 1451 01:10:35,131 --> 01:10:36,199 BECKY? 1452 01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:39,135 I JUST CAME BY TO WISH YOU GOOD LUCK 1453 01:10:39,202 --> 01:10:40,870 AND HAVE A GREAT GAME. 1454 01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:42,839 I'LL BE ROOTING FOR YOU. 1455 01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:50,580 ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE O.K. 1456 01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:51,981 LET'S TALK A LITTLE STRATEGY. 1457 01:10:52,048 --> 01:10:55,685 WITHOUT BECKY, WE'RE GOING TO BE CREAM OF WHEAT. 1458 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,355 WITHOUT ICEBOX, SPIKE'S GOING TO RIP OFF MY FACE 1459 01:10:58,422 --> 01:10:59,889 AND WEAR IT ON HALLOWEEN. 1460 01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:02,792 I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY. I'M GOING TO NEW MEXICO. 1461 01:11:02,859 --> 01:11:04,861 [TALKING] 1462 01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,396 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, WAIT. 1463 01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:08,532 I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU. 1464 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,734 WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 1465 01:11:13,236 --> 01:11:14,571 DEATH SHROUDS. 1466 01:11:14,638 --> 01:11:17,974 IT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON THE BACK. 1467 01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:22,379 SO THE GUYS AT THE MORGUE CAN IDENTIFY THE BODIES. 1468 01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,549 [SHOUTING] 1469 01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:38,061 ALL RIGHT! HOLD IT! 1470 01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:39,563 GENTLEMEN... 1471 01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:42,899 THIS AIN'T JUST A FOOTBALL... 1472 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,434 IT'S OUR LIVES! 1473 01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:46,670 SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU HAVE! 1474 01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:49,906 [CLIFF] WHOA! HERE COME THE COWBOYS! 1475 01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:54,478 LET'S GO, GUYS. COME ON. 1476 01:11:55,879 --> 01:11:57,213 O.K.? HERE WE GO. 1477 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,648 ALL RIGHT! 1478 01:12:11,294 --> 01:12:13,463 O.K., REMEMBER, GUYS. 1479 01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:15,131 THIS IS JUST A FOOTBALL. 1480 01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:17,166 JUST AIR AND PIG INTESTINES. 1481 01:12:17,233 --> 01:12:18,468 EW! EW! 1482 01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:19,836 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 1483 01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:20,904 LET'S GO. 1484 01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:37,220 I CAN'T SEE WITH THIS THING ON! 1485 01:12:37,286 --> 01:12:38,988 UH! 1486 01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,960 IS THIS ON? 1487 01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,028 IS THIS-- 1488 01:12:45,094 --> 01:12:48,131 GREAT TO SEE YOU, FOLKS. WELCOME TO THE PARK. 1489 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:51,568 TODAY, KEVIN'S PEE-WEE COWBOYS 1490 01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:53,336 WILL TEST THEIR MINIMUSCLES 1491 01:12:53,403 --> 01:12:55,405 AGAINST DANNY'S LITTLE GIANTS. 1492 01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:56,773 LITTLE GIANTS. 1493 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,607 NICE TOUCH. 1494 01:12:57,674 --> 01:12:59,275 I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT. 1495 01:12:59,342 --> 01:13:00,844 KEVIN, YOU CALL IT. 1496 01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:01,611 HEADS. 1497 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:03,647 HOW COME HE CALLS IT? 1498 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:05,114 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 1499 01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:07,517 YOU KICK OFF, WE RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT. 1500 01:13:07,584 --> 01:13:09,352 WE KICK OFF, WE TAKE IT FROM YOU 1501 01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:11,054 THEN RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT. 1502 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:14,824 YOU'VE BEEN BOSSING ME AROUND SINCE WE WERE KIDS. 1503 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:17,093 YOU DON'T ASK FOR THINGS. YOU TAKE THEM. 1504 01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,829 LIKE YOU TOOK MY TICKET TO THAT WORLD'S SERIES? 1505 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:22,198 GUYS, CUT IT OUT. YOU'RE BROTHERS. 1506 01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:24,000 NOT BY CHOICE. 1507 01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:25,635 I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT 1508 01:13:25,702 --> 01:13:27,370 FROM A GUY WHO SUNK HIS LAST DIME 1509 01:13:27,437 --> 01:13:29,038 INTO A GAS STATION. 1510 01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:32,509 IT'S BEEN SERVICING THIS COMMUNITY FOR OVER 40 YEARS. 1511 01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:33,510 IT'S A LANDMARK. 1512 01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:35,745 OUGHT TO BE A LANDFILL. 1513 01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:37,647 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOYALTY, 1514 01:13:37,714 --> 01:13:39,348 ANYTHING ABOUT HEART. 1515 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,350 I WOULD PUT THAT GAS STATION 1516 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:43,119 AGAINST ANY BUSINESS IN THIS TOWN. 1517 01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:44,120 YOU SURE? 1518 01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:45,121 YES, I AM. 1519 01:13:45,188 --> 01:13:46,122 O.K., FINE. 1520 01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:47,356 O.K., FINE. 1521 01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:48,825 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 1522 01:13:48,892 --> 01:13:51,728 MY CAR DEALERSHIP AGAINST YOUR GAS STATION. 1523 01:13:51,795 --> 01:13:53,396 WINNER OF THIS TAKES IT ALL. 1524 01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:55,264 YOU'RE ON. FINE. 1525 01:13:55,331 --> 01:13:58,034 I'LL LET YOU CALL IT. OPEN YOUR FIST. 1526 01:13:58,101 --> 01:13:59,268 HEADS. 1527 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,870 TAILS. HA HA. 1528 01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:03,673 THIS WILL BE THE LONGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. 1529 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,542 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 1530 01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:07,376 WHAT AM I DOING? 1531 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,512 COWBOYS, COWBOYS! 1532 01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:10,480 WIN! WIN! WIN! 1533 01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:12,549 GIANTS! GIANTS! 1534 01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:14,584 HELP US, GOD! 1535 01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:18,988 LET'S MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN. 1536 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,728 GIANTS KICKING OFF. THEY'LL BE DEFENDING THE WESTERN GOAL 1537 01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:26,530 TO MY RIGHT, YOUR LEFT, AS YOU'RE LISTENING. 1538 01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:28,264 OOH. OOH. 1539 01:14:28,331 --> 01:14:29,933 OOH. OOH. 1540 01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:34,838 [GROWLS] 1541 01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:40,644 [GROWLING] 1542 01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:43,880 [INHALES] 1543 01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:50,554 GO! 1544 01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:51,988 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. ALL RIGHT. 1545 01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:54,090 KICKING'S THE KEY TO THIS GAME. 1546 01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:55,124 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1547 01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:00,730 UH! 1548 01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:02,966 SOMEBODY'S HOLDING A POUND OF AUNT BETTY'S NUT BUTTER. 1549 01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:06,670 THAT'S A LIVE BALL! THE COWBOYS RECOVER. 1550 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:10,574 [THUMP] 1551 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:12,876 YEAH! LIVE BALL! 1552 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,146 THAT WAS EASY. HA HA HA. 1553 01:15:19,549 --> 01:15:21,951 "I" FORMATION, RIGHT. 32 DIAMOND ON GO. 1554 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:22,786 READY, BREAK! 1555 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:25,622 WHEN I GET FINISHED WITH YOU, 1556 01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:27,591 YOU'LL BE FARTING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, 1557 01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:28,524 TALKING OUT OF YOUR BUTT. 1558 01:15:28,592 --> 01:15:30,760 IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE? 1559 01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:31,895 DOWN! 1560 01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,163 SET! 1561 01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:35,632 GO! 1562 01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,969 OH! 1563 01:15:41,304 --> 01:15:42,338 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1564 01:15:42,405 --> 01:15:44,540 THAT'S MY BOY! 1565 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,478 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1566 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:50,580 [ECHOES] I THINK SO. 1567 01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:53,349 HUH. I GUESS IT IS POSSIBLE. 1568 01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:54,618 GO! 1569 01:16:02,525 --> 01:16:03,993 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1570 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,795 WAY TO HOLD HIM. 1571 01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:14,237 DEAD MEAT. 1572 01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:17,874 GO! 1573 01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:23,680 AAH! 1574 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,819 OHH! 1575 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:33,623 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1576 01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:36,826 TOUCHDOWN! COWBOYS. 1577 01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:37,861 WHOO! 1578 01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:39,996 YEAH! 1579 01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:41,831 REF, THIS ISN'T AMERICAN GLADIATORS. 1580 01:16:41,898 --> 01:16:43,466 THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT. 1581 01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:45,601 NO PENALTY. NO PENALTY. 1582 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,375 DID I PASS THE SPELLING TEST, 1583 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,710 MRS. GREELY? 1584 01:16:53,777 --> 01:16:55,544 WOW. SPIKE KNOCKED HIM 1585 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:58,682 ALL THE WAY BACK TO SECOND GRADE. 1586 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,623 YAY! 1587 01:17:09,793 --> 01:17:12,729 O.K., GUYS, THREE LITTLE PIGS ON GO. 1588 01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:15,331 WAIT. WHAT'S THE THREE LITTLE PIGS? 1589 01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:16,733 HERE. 1590 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,068 O.K. WE'RE LINED UP STRONG LEFT. 1591 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:21,604 ZOLTECK, WATCH MURPHY COMING THROUGH THE HOLE. 1592 01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:23,639 READY? BREAK! 1593 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:31,314 DOWN! 1594 01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:32,849 SET? 1595 01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:33,683 GO! 1596 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,785 UGH! UGH! 1597 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,555 BLOW THE WHISTLE! BLOW THE WHISTLE! 1598 01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:41,290 BLOW THE WHISTLE! 1599 01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:43,927 BLOW--BLOW IT! BLOW IT! 1600 01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:48,164 TAD! TAD, YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY. 1601 01:17:48,231 --> 01:17:50,633 BLOW THE WHISTLE! COME ON! BLOW THE WHISTLE! 1602 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:51,701 BLOW IT! 1603 01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:52,635 [THUD] 1604 01:17:52,702 --> 01:17:53,636 OHH. 1605 01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:55,171 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1606 01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:57,073 HA HA HA! 1607 01:17:57,140 --> 01:17:58,374 ALL RIGHT! 1608 01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:00,276 DOWN! 1609 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,277 SET! 1610 01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:02,278 HUH! 1611 01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:03,679 HUT! 1612 01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:11,687 [STRUGGLING] 1613 01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:21,798 I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SUMMER SCHOOL. 1614 01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:23,066 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1615 01:18:26,569 --> 01:18:27,737 HAAAA! 1616 01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:49,658 HAN, I WANT YOU TO RUN A BEAR TRAP CURL 1617 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,427 AND TRY TO CATCH THE BALL. 1618 01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:52,661 NO PROBLEM. 1619 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,197 O.K., GUYS, ON TWO. 1620 01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:55,098 READY? 1621 01:18:55,164 --> 01:18:56,332 BREAK! BREAK! 1622 01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:02,071 UH-OH. 1623 01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:07,310 DOWN! 1624 01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:08,644 HUT! 1625 01:19:08,711 --> 01:19:09,645 GO! 1626 01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:11,147 GO! GO! 1627 01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:20,523 UH! 1628 01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,528 HEY, HOT HANDS, 1629 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:27,763 YOU'RE THE BEST PLAYER ON OUR TEAM. 1630 01:19:29,632 --> 01:19:30,566 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1631 01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:32,135 READY? BREAK! 1632 01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:36,973 I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF. 1633 01:19:37,706 --> 01:19:39,175 DOWN! 1634 01:19:39,242 --> 01:19:40,476 [STRUGGLING] 1635 01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:42,378 SET! 1636 01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,013 GO! GO! 1637 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,214 GO! 1638 01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:46,382 GRR! 1639 01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:51,988 HAMMERSMITH DIVES ON THE BALL IN THE END ZONE. 1640 01:19:52,055 --> 01:19:54,858 TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS! 1641 01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:57,994 I CAN'T SEE WITH THIS THING ON. 1642 01:19:58,061 --> 01:20:00,496 THAT'S THE END OF YOUR FIRST HALF 1643 01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:03,232 WITH THE SCORE COWBOYS-21, GIANTS-NOTHING. 1644 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,934 I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU, ZOLTFART. 1645 01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:07,236 HAVE A NICE HALF-TIME, GIRLS. 1646 01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:10,406 IS MY SPINE STICKING OUT THROUGH MY UNIFORM? 1647 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,075 IT'S HARD TO TELL. 1648 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:15,244 I'VE LOST FEELING IN THE BACK OF MY LEG. 1649 01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:16,745 MAYBE IT'S ASLEEP. 1650 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:17,713 NOBODY WAKE IT. 1651 01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:19,215 HANON, CALL 911. 1652 01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:22,218 I CAN'T. MY FINGERS ARE STUCK TOGETHER. 1653 01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:24,921 HEY, DANNY, THIS THING'S GONE FAR ENOUGH. 1654 01:20:24,988 --> 01:20:26,722 LET'S CALL IT OFF, HUH? 1655 01:20:26,789 --> 01:20:28,391 IT'S NOT OVER. 1656 01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:29,392 YOU'RE SURE? 1657 01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:30,726 IT'S HALF-TIME. 1658 01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:31,961 O.K., KID. 1659 01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:33,897 THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A JOB FOR YOU 1660 01:20:33,963 --> 01:20:36,132 AT THE FULL SERVICE PUMPS. 1661 01:20:47,543 --> 01:20:48,978 O.K., GUYS, LISTEN UP. 1662 01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:51,915 WE STILL GOT A SHOT OUT THERE. 1663 01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:53,482 COUPLE THINGS GO DIFFERENTLY FOR US, 1664 01:20:53,549 --> 01:20:54,783 WE'RE IN IT. 1665 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:56,519 WE REALLY CREAMED THEM BY SHOWING UP. 1666 01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:57,987 WE QUIT. 1667 01:20:58,054 --> 01:21:01,057 CALL US IF YOU DECIDE TO COACH SOFTBALL. 1668 01:21:01,124 --> 01:21:02,992 WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND HALF? 1669 01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:04,793 TELL THEM WE CAN'T COME OUT. 1670 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,762 YEAH. 1671 01:21:06,829 --> 01:21:09,232 PUT US ON THE INJURED LIST. 1672 01:21:09,298 --> 01:21:10,399 YEAH. 1673 01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:25,881 YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW. 1674 01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:28,817 WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD, 1675 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:32,855 I PUT MYSELF ON THE INJURED LIST. 1676 01:21:32,922 --> 01:21:34,323 I NEVER GOT OFF. 1677 01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:35,824 WHY? 1678 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:38,827 'CAUSE I DIDN'T GET PICKED A FEW TIMES, 1679 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,697 SO I STARTED HIDING UNDER THE BLEACHERS. 1680 01:21:41,764 --> 01:21:42,999 THAT'S WHERE WE BELONG, 1681 01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:44,533 UNDER THE BLEACHERS. 1682 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,069 NO, YOU DON'T. 1683 01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:48,837 YOU GUYS BELONG OUT THERE WITH THOSE COWBOYS. 1684 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,406 YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW? 1685 01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:52,508 BECAUSE I BELONG OUT THERE WITH MY BROTHER. 1686 01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:55,011 COACH, YOU COULD NEVER BEAT KEVIN O'SHEA 1687 01:21:55,078 --> 01:21:56,012 AT ANYTHING. 1688 01:21:56,079 --> 01:21:57,680 NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1689 01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:59,348 I DID BEAT HIM ONCE. 1690 01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:00,349 WHEN? 1691 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:01,951 WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 1692 01:22:02,018 --> 01:22:04,187 WE USED TO RACE OUR BIKES 1693 01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:05,854 DOWN CHERRY HILL AFTER SCHOOL. 1694 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:09,158 WE RACED EVERY DAY, AND HE ALWAYS WON, 1695 01:22:09,225 --> 01:22:12,095 BUT ONE TIME, I BEAT HIM. 1696 01:22:12,161 --> 01:22:14,563 YOU BEAT KEVIN DOWN CHERRY HILL? 1697 01:22:14,630 --> 01:22:15,898 YES, I DID. 1698 01:22:15,965 --> 01:22:17,000 HE ATE MY DUST. 1699 01:22:17,066 --> 01:22:18,001 BIG DEAL. 1700 01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:19,402 ONE TIME. 1701 01:22:19,468 --> 01:22:22,338 YOU KNOW, ONE TIME AT RANDY COOPER'S SWIM PARTY, 1702 01:22:22,405 --> 01:22:25,874 I DID A BACK FLIP OFF THE HIGH DIVE, 1703 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,176 AND MY BROTHER CHICKENED OUT. 1704 01:22:27,243 --> 01:22:30,579 ROGER CHICKENED OUT? HE'S A MARINE. 1705 01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:31,814 OH, THAT'S NOTHING. 1706 01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,382 ONE TIME, IN SPRING CARNIVAL, 1707 01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:36,885 I BEAT BOTH MY BROTHERS IN THE COW DUNG TOSS. 1708 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,488 YOU BEAT MATT AND BRAD IN THE TURD TOSS? 1709 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,558 ONE TIME I WENT FISHING WITH MY ENTIRE FAMILY, 1710 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:45,928 AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T THROW UP. 1711 01:22:45,995 --> 01:22:48,131 THAT DOESN'T MAKE US GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYERS. 1712 01:22:48,197 --> 01:22:52,135 WHO SAID YOU HAD TO BE GOOD TO PLAY FOOTBALL? 1713 01:22:52,201 --> 01:22:54,537 YOU PLAY FOOTBALL 'CAUSE YOU WANT TO, 1714 01:22:54,603 --> 01:22:56,505 AND 'CAUSE IT'S FUN. 1715 01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:59,375 YOU PLAY FOOTBALL SO YOU CAN PRETEND 1716 01:22:59,442 --> 01:23:01,210 YOU'RE JOE MONTANA THROWING A TOUCHDOWN PASS 1717 01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:04,580 OR EMMITT SMITH GOING FOR A LONG RUN. 1718 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:07,916 EVEN IF THOSE COWBOYS ARE BETTER THAN YOU GUYS, 1719 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:11,554 EVEN IF THEY BEAT YOU 99 TIMES OUT OF 100, 1720 01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:12,688 THAT STILL LEAVES-- 1721 01:23:12,755 --> 01:23:14,023 ONE TIME. 1722 01:23:14,090 --> 01:23:15,891 ONE TIME. 1723 01:23:15,958 --> 01:23:19,028 YEAH. ONE TIME. 1724 01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:20,929 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 1725 01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:21,930 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 1726 01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:23,399 STOP! WHO ARE WE? 1727 01:23:23,466 --> 01:23:25,468 THE GIANTS! 1728 01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:35,311 I JUST TOLD THE MAYOR YOU FORFEITED. 1729 01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:37,980 WELL, YOU BETTER TELL THE MAYOR 1730 01:23:38,047 --> 01:23:41,250 NOT TO BET ON THE COWBOYS IN THE SECOND HALF. 1731 01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:43,252 YOU FORGET THAT'S MY FIELD. 1732 01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:46,055 YEAH, WELL, WE GOT THE BALL. 1733 01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:47,056 COME ON! 1734 01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:48,057 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1735 01:23:48,124 --> 01:23:49,258 ALL RIGHT! 1736 01:23:49,325 --> 01:23:51,394 WHOA! 1737 01:23:54,063 --> 01:23:55,464 UGH! 1738 01:23:56,565 --> 01:23:58,634 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1739 01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:01,204 O.K., GUYS, HERE WE GO! 1740 01:24:01,270 --> 01:24:02,271 GO, SPIKE! ALL RIGHT! 1741 01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:03,639 LET'S HIT SOMEBODY. 1742 01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:04,740 BREAK! 1743 01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:06,442 [GROWLING] 1744 01:24:06,509 --> 01:24:07,643 GRR! 1745 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:10,613 THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU IN A BODY BAG. 1746 01:24:10,679 --> 01:24:12,148 PREPARE TO EAT GRASS. 1747 01:24:12,215 --> 01:24:14,583 PIG BREATH, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 1748 01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:15,418 HOW COME? 1749 01:24:15,484 --> 01:24:17,986 'CAUSE FOOTBALL'S 80% MENTAL, 1750 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,688 AND 40% PHYSICAL. 1751 01:24:19,755 --> 01:24:20,756 WHAT? 1752 01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:21,757 GO! 1753 01:24:21,824 --> 01:24:23,559 GRR! 1754 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:29,365 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1755 01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:30,599 YEAH! 1756 01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:33,602 HEY, GUYS, LOOK! 1757 01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:37,072 2nd AND 9. 1758 01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:38,874 THEY GAINED A YARD! 1759 01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:40,276 YEAH! 1760 01:24:41,110 --> 01:24:42,545 WE GOT ONE YARD! 1761 01:24:45,148 --> 01:24:48,016 ONE YARD. 1762 01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,085 DON'T MEAN NOTHING. 1763 01:24:50,153 --> 01:24:51,887 DOWN! 1764 01:24:51,954 --> 01:24:53,589 SET! 1765 01:24:53,656 --> 01:24:54,657 GO! 1766 01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,594 HUH! 1767 01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:03,966 FLEA-FLICKER TO FLOYD. HE'S GOT ROOM UP THE SIDELINE. 1768 01:25:04,032 --> 01:25:05,601 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1769 01:25:07,670 --> 01:25:08,604 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1770 01:25:08,671 --> 01:25:10,139 1st DOWN GIANTS, 1771 01:25:10,206 --> 01:25:14,076 ON THEIR LONGEST GAIN OF THE AFTERNOON. 1772 01:25:14,143 --> 01:25:16,279 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DEFENSE IS THAT? 1773 01:25:16,345 --> 01:25:18,247 ALL RIGHT! GREAT, GREAT, GREAT STUFF! 1774 01:25:18,314 --> 01:25:21,650 GIANTS! GIANTS! 1st AND 10! 1775 01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:23,186 GIANTS! GIANTS! 1776 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:26,054 GUYS, LISTEN UP. WHAT WOULD BE THE LAST THING 1777 01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:26,989 THEY'D EXPECT US TO DO? 1778 01:25:27,055 --> 01:25:29,525 A REVERSE TO ME? 1779 01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:31,660 DOWN! 1780 01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:34,497 SET! 1781 01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:35,664 GO! 1782 01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:40,569 I'M GONNA DIE. I'M GONNA DIE. 1783 01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:41,904 COME ON, TAD! 1784 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,172 I'M GONNA DIE! 1785 01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:45,841 TAD! GO! GO! RUN OUT OF BOUNDS! 1786 01:25:45,908 --> 01:25:48,211 GRR! 1787 01:25:48,277 --> 01:25:50,779 YIKES! 1788 01:25:50,846 --> 01:25:52,515 TAD! RUN! 1789 01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:53,516 HUH? 1790 01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:54,583 AAH! 1791 01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:02,591 GO! 1792 01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:03,626 GO! 1793 01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:06,429 WE SCORED! 1794 01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:07,996 WE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN! 1795 01:26:08,063 --> 01:26:10,733 TOUCHDOWN, GIANTS! 1796 01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:12,601 YEAH! 1797 01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:15,738 OH, MY GOD! MY SON SCORED A TOUCHDOWN. 1798 01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:16,739 ALL RIGHT! 1799 01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:18,374 YEAH! 1800 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,111 WHOO! 1801 01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,613 YEAH! 1802 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,249 AAH! 1803 01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:29,618 YEAH! 1804 01:26:41,063 --> 01:26:43,065 DOWN. 1805 01:26:43,131 --> 01:26:44,733 SET. 1806 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,735 GO! 1807 01:26:46,802 --> 01:26:49,605 [WHIMPERING] 1808 01:26:52,841 --> 01:26:54,777 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1809 01:26:55,844 --> 01:26:57,012 YES. 1810 01:26:57,079 --> 01:26:58,614 I'VE DONE IT. 1811 01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:07,222 YEAH! YEAH! 1812 01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:14,997 WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. 1813 01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:18,166 EITHER YOU TAKE JUNIOR FLOYD OUT OF THIS GAME, 1814 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,936 OR YOU'LL BE DONATING A KIDNEY TO AUNT RUTH. 1815 01:27:21,003 --> 01:27:22,170 YES, SIR! 1816 01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:23,606 O.K. GET GOING. 1817 01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:32,348 UGH! 1818 01:27:34,383 --> 01:27:36,585 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1819 01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:37,653 GRR! 1820 01:27:40,523 --> 01:27:42,358 BOO! 1821 01:27:42,425 --> 01:27:44,693 PERSONAL FOUL. NUMBER 32. WHITE. 1822 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:47,062 ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT KIND OF CALL IS THAT? 1823 01:27:47,129 --> 01:27:50,699 THAT WASN'T NICE, YOU BIG BULLY. 1824 01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:54,202 IF YOUR KID PULLS ANOTHER STUNT LIKE THAT, 1825 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,471 YOU'RE BOTH OUT OF HERE. 1826 01:27:55,538 --> 01:27:58,173 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO WIN. 1827 01:27:58,240 --> 01:28:00,476 NOT LIKE THAT. 1828 01:28:24,199 --> 01:28:25,368 [CROWD CHEERS] 1829 01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:30,305 HI. 1830 01:28:30,373 --> 01:28:33,275 SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS, BECKY? 1831 01:28:33,342 --> 01:28:34,577 CALL ME ICEBOX. 1832 01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:37,646 HEY, ICEBOX, KICK SOME BUTT. 1833 01:28:39,415 --> 01:28:41,384 CALL ME BECKY. 1834 01:28:48,624 --> 01:28:50,092 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1835 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:52,761 WHAT'S THAT CHEERLEADER DOING WITH THE HELMET ON? 1836 01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:54,463 THAT'S MY NIECE BECKY. AND SHE'S PISSED. 1837 01:28:56,031 --> 01:28:57,032 BREAK! 1838 01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:00,235 KEEP CLEAR, ICE CHEST. 1839 01:29:00,302 --> 01:29:02,705 OR I'LL HAVE TO MESS UP YOUR FACE. 1840 01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:05,408 DOWN, 56! 1841 01:29:05,474 --> 01:29:08,677 DOWN, 56! 1842 01:29:08,744 --> 01:29:10,613 DOWN, 56! 1843 01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:12,147 DOWN! 1844 01:29:12,214 --> 01:29:13,281 SET! 1845 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:14,517 GO! 1846 01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,130 WHAT A HIT BY BECKY O'SHEA. 1847 01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:30,933 THE BALL IS LOOSE. HANON COVERS IT UP TIGHT. 1848 01:29:30,999 --> 01:29:32,167 YES! 1849 01:29:32,234 --> 01:29:33,669 ALL RIGHT! THAT'S MY GIRL! 1850 01:29:33,736 --> 01:29:34,670 YEAH! 1851 01:29:34,737 --> 01:29:35,671 OW. 1852 01:29:35,738 --> 01:29:36,972 NO! 1853 01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:41,944 LET IT GO, MAN. 1854 01:29:42,010 --> 01:29:44,312 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 1855 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:45,948 I GOT IT! HA HA! 1856 01:29:56,258 --> 01:29:58,427 ZOLTECK! COME HERE! 1857 01:29:58,494 --> 01:30:00,496 YOU RANG? 1858 01:30:00,563 --> 01:30:02,831 ALL RIGHT. CHICKEN LITTLE FLEA-FLICKER ON 2. 1859 01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:04,433 TAKE IT IN. 1860 01:30:06,469 --> 01:30:09,037 O.K. CHICKEN LITTLE FLEA-FLICKER ON 2. 1861 01:30:09,104 --> 01:30:10,038 WHAT'S THAT? 1862 01:30:10,105 --> 01:30:11,640 A PITCH TO JOHNNY. 1863 01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:13,275 A PITCH TO JOHNNY? 1864 01:30:13,341 --> 01:30:15,043 YOU CAN'T PITCH TO JOHNNY. 1865 01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:16,812 I'M JOHNNY! 1866 01:30:16,879 --> 01:30:19,414 ZOLTECK, HE'S GONNA NEED SOME RUNNING ROOM. 1867 01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:21,049 GOTCHA. 1868 01:30:21,116 --> 01:30:22,284 BREAK! BREAK! 1869 01:30:22,350 --> 01:30:24,787 EXCUSE ME, GUYS! GUYS, COME ON! 1870 01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:26,989 EXCUSE ME. 1871 01:30:27,055 --> 01:30:28,891 MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME. 1872 01:30:28,957 --> 01:30:31,527 I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH. 1873 01:30:31,594 --> 01:30:33,261 HOW CAN WE DO THAT? 1874 01:30:33,328 --> 01:30:35,397 BY TAKING A WHIFF OF THIS. 1875 01:30:35,464 --> 01:30:37,232 [FARTS] 1876 01:30:37,299 --> 01:30:39,468 HUT 2! 1877 01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:42,237 NOW WHAT? 1878 01:30:42,304 --> 01:30:44,640 JUST RUN TO HIM. 1879 01:30:45,808 --> 01:30:46,909 DAD? 1880 01:30:48,110 --> 01:30:49,478 DAD! 1881 01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,481 DAD! 1882 01:30:58,120 --> 01:30:59,454 DAD! 1883 01:31:01,056 --> 01:31:02,157 DAD! 1884 01:31:05,894 --> 01:31:06,829 [WHISTLE] 1885 01:31:06,895 --> 01:31:08,463 DAD! 1886 01:31:09,164 --> 01:31:10,566 TOUCHDOWN! 1887 01:31:10,633 --> 01:31:13,769 THE GIANTS DEFICIT IS CUT IN HALF 1888 01:31:13,836 --> 01:31:18,206 ON A BRILLIANT PIECE OF RUNNING BY JOHNNY VENNARO. 1889 01:31:18,273 --> 01:31:22,511 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LINE UP. 1890 01:31:24,847 --> 01:31:26,381 DOWN! 1891 01:31:26,448 --> 01:31:28,283 SET! 1892 01:31:28,350 --> 01:31:29,685 GO! 1893 01:31:34,590 --> 01:31:35,691 [WHISTLE] 1894 01:31:35,758 --> 01:31:37,626 CLEAR IT UP. LET'S GO. 1895 01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:39,628 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S GO. 1896 01:31:39,695 --> 01:31:41,764 WHAT'S THE MATTER, FOUR-EYES? 1897 01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:42,965 OW! 1898 01:31:43,031 --> 01:31:44,499 WANT YOUR MAMA? 1899 01:31:44,567 --> 01:31:47,936 DON'T BE TALKING ABOUT MY MAMA. 1900 01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:49,437 WATCHING JAKE PLAY FOOTBALL 1901 01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:51,907 HAS REALLY BEEN GREAT FOR MY FAMILY. 1902 01:31:51,974 --> 01:31:54,409 YEAH. 1903 01:31:54,476 --> 01:31:55,744 DOWN! 1904 01:31:55,811 --> 01:31:56,712 SET! 1905 01:31:56,779 --> 01:31:57,746 GO! 1906 01:32:02,217 --> 01:32:06,421 RIP THEIR FILTHY HEADS OFF, JAKESTER! 1907 01:32:06,488 --> 01:32:09,191 WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, YES! 1908 01:32:09,257 --> 01:32:10,559 YES! 1909 01:32:17,432 --> 01:32:20,002 I USE THESE FOR ACID INDIGESTION. 1910 01:32:20,068 --> 01:32:22,337 SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA USE THESE FOR? 1911 01:32:22,404 --> 01:32:24,306 INTIMIDATION. 1912 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:27,042 GRRR! GRRR! 1913 01:32:27,109 --> 01:32:28,143 BREAK! 1914 01:32:31,413 --> 01:32:33,916 GRRR... 1915 01:32:33,982 --> 01:32:35,183 GRR... 1916 01:32:35,250 --> 01:32:38,253 GRR... 1917 01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,823 GRRR... 1918 01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:41,990 GO! 1919 01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:47,329 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1920 01:32:47,395 --> 01:32:49,264 YOU'RE GONNA PLAY OR WHAT? 1921 01:32:49,331 --> 01:32:51,266 O.K. I'VE GOT THE PLAY. 1922 01:32:51,333 --> 01:32:53,602 SILVER STREAK TO HANON ON 2. 1923 01:32:53,669 --> 01:32:55,137 ARE YOU SURE? 1924 01:32:55,203 --> 01:32:56,204 READY? 1925 01:32:56,271 --> 01:32:57,239 BREAK! BREAK! 1926 01:32:58,707 --> 01:33:00,208 OH, CRUD. 1927 01:33:00,275 --> 01:33:02,044 COME ON. COME ON. 1928 01:33:02,110 --> 01:33:03,378 SET! 1929 01:33:03,445 --> 01:33:04,713 GO! 1930 01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:10,252 PASS! PASS! PASS! 1931 01:33:24,733 --> 01:33:26,735 YEAH! THAT'S MY BOY! 1932 01:33:32,007 --> 01:33:34,409 YEAH! 1933 01:33:34,476 --> 01:33:36,044 ALL RIGHT, HANON! YEAH! 1934 01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:37,746 TOUCHDOWN! 1935 01:33:37,813 --> 01:33:40,082 IT'S THE WRONG DEFENSE! I DIDN'T CALL THE BLITZ. 1936 01:33:45,053 --> 01:33:48,791 SO, WITH 1:45 LEFT AND THE SCORE TIED 21-21, 1937 01:33:48,857 --> 01:33:52,260 IT LOOKS LIKE MR. MO-MENTUM MAY BE CHANGING ITS ADDRESS. 1938 01:33:52,327 --> 01:33:53,561 ALL RIGHT, MEN, LET'S GO. 1939 01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:57,032 DOWN! 1940 01:33:57,099 --> 01:33:58,834 SET! 1941 01:33:58,901 --> 01:33:59,868 GO! 1942 01:34:06,508 --> 01:34:08,243 GET OFF! YOU'RE MINE! 1943 01:34:10,512 --> 01:34:11,446 [WHISTLE] 1944 01:34:11,513 --> 01:34:12,447 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 1945 01:34:12,514 --> 01:34:13,949 GOOD! 1946 01:34:16,584 --> 01:34:18,653 WITH LESS THAN A MINUTE TO PLAY, 1947 01:34:18,721 --> 01:34:20,588 THE COWBOYS ARE HEADING FOR THAT END ZONE. 1948 01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:22,758 SET! GO! 1949 01:34:26,494 --> 01:34:28,163 [WHISTLE] 1950 01:34:28,230 --> 01:34:30,165 THEY'RE DONE, BABY! 1951 01:34:30,232 --> 01:34:32,701 EASY! WHOO! 1952 01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:34,669 ONE MORE! EASY! 1953 01:34:34,737 --> 01:34:37,472 COME HERE, SON. 38 TOSS. YOU UNDERSTAND? 1954 01:34:37,539 --> 01:34:38,841 38 TOSS. 1955 01:34:42,677 --> 01:34:45,781 DANNY, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT CHAMPIONSHIP GAME AT SUTTERVILLE? 1956 01:34:45,848 --> 01:34:48,350 THE ONE WHERE KEVIN SCORED THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN? 1957 01:34:50,252 --> 01:34:51,686 TIME OUT. 1958 01:34:51,754 --> 01:34:54,289 THE GIANTS HAVE CALLED A TIME OUT, 1959 01:34:54,356 --> 01:34:55,157 WITH 10 SECONDS LEFT 1960 01:34:55,223 --> 01:34:57,692 AND THE BALL ON THE 1-YARD LINE. 1961 01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:58,994 HUDDLE UP! 1962 01:34:59,061 --> 01:35:02,097 LOOK, NO ONE THOUGHT WE'D MAKE IT THIS FAR, 1963 01:35:02,164 --> 01:35:04,800 BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO REALLY DIG IN. 1964 01:35:04,867 --> 01:35:06,969 THEY'RE GONNA GIVE THE BALL TO SPIKE. 1965 01:35:07,035 --> 01:35:08,470 WE'VE GOTTA STOP HIM. 1966 01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:09,972 HE'S TOO STRONG. 1967 01:35:10,038 --> 01:35:11,740 WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER. 1968 01:35:14,176 --> 01:35:14,977 READY? 1969 01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:16,211 BREAK! BREAK! 1970 01:35:17,579 --> 01:35:20,148 HOLD THAT LINE! HOLD THAT LINE! 1971 01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:22,217 DOWN! 1972 01:35:22,284 --> 01:35:23,485 SHIFT! 1973 01:35:23,551 --> 01:35:25,553 HOLD THAT LINE! HOLD THAT LINE! 1974 01:35:25,620 --> 01:35:27,790 THEY KNOW THE PLAY. 1975 01:35:27,856 --> 01:35:29,892 THEY KNOW THE PLAY! 1976 01:35:33,228 --> 01:35:36,064 DOWN! 1977 01:35:36,131 --> 01:35:37,365 GO! 1978 01:36:06,528 --> 01:36:08,263 TURN IT UP! 1979 01:36:13,701 --> 01:36:15,170 [WHISTLE] 1980 01:36:15,237 --> 01:36:17,705 YES! WE'RE IN! TOUCHDOWN! YEAH! 1981 01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:20,008 HE WAS OVER! NO, WE STOPPED HIM. 1982 01:36:20,075 --> 01:36:21,343 HE WAS IN. NO WAY. 1983 01:36:21,409 --> 01:36:22,878 MOVE IT BACK. 1984 01:36:22,945 --> 01:36:24,346 EVERYBODY OFF THE BALL. 1985 01:36:24,412 --> 01:36:26,314 MOVE BACK. 1986 01:36:26,381 --> 01:36:27,482 GIANTS' BALL! 1987 01:36:27,549 --> 01:36:29,784 NO! NO! 1988 01:36:29,852 --> 01:36:30,953 GIANTS' BALL! 1989 01:36:31,019 --> 01:36:32,120 YEAH! YEAH! 1990 01:36:32,187 --> 01:36:33,188 TOLD YA. 1991 01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:34,890 TIME OUT. 1992 01:36:39,928 --> 01:36:41,696 YOU DID IT. YOU STOPPED HIM. 1993 01:36:41,763 --> 01:36:43,098 I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU. 1994 01:36:43,165 --> 01:36:45,834 COACH, THERE'S STILL 4 SECONDS LEFT. 1995 01:36:45,901 --> 01:36:47,335 WE CAN BEAT THESE GUYS. 1996 01:36:47,402 --> 01:36:49,137 YEAH! YEAH! 1997 01:36:49,204 --> 01:36:51,273 PUT ME IN. I WANNA KICK SOME BUTT! 1998 01:36:51,339 --> 01:36:54,742 NUBE, WHAT KIND OF PLAY YOU GOT FOR THIS SITUATION? 1999 01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:57,846 HOW ABOUT "THE ANNEXATION OF PUERTO RICO?" 2000 01:36:57,913 --> 01:37:00,282 WITH 4 SECONDS LEFT, THE GIANTS GET SET 2001 01:37:00,348 --> 01:37:05,187 FOR WHAT FIGURES TO BE THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME. 2002 01:37:05,253 --> 01:37:06,388 READY? 2003 01:37:06,454 --> 01:37:07,856 ONE TIME. ONE TIME. 2004 01:37:10,158 --> 01:37:11,994 [SPIKE] READY? [COWBOYS] BREAK! 2005 01:37:13,795 --> 01:37:16,298 YOU'RE MINE, POMPOM. 2006 01:37:17,799 --> 01:37:20,035 ALL RIGHT! ONE MORE PLAY, BABY! 2007 01:37:20,102 --> 01:37:22,604 WATCH THE WINGMAN. 2008 01:37:28,676 --> 01:37:30,712 DOWN! 2009 01:37:30,778 --> 01:37:32,247 DON'T LET ANYBODY BEHIND YA! 2010 01:37:32,314 --> 01:37:33,381 SET! 2011 01:37:34,482 --> 01:37:35,483 HOO! 2012 01:37:35,550 --> 01:37:36,851 GRRR! 2013 01:37:38,153 --> 01:37:39,854 GO! 2014 01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:47,029 REVERSE! REVERSE! 2015 01:37:50,232 --> 01:37:53,001 SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALL. FUMBLEROOSKI! FUMBLEROOSKI! 2016 01:37:57,439 --> 01:37:59,474 YEAH! NO MERCY! 2017 01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:01,876 NO BALL. 2018 01:38:04,746 --> 01:38:05,780 YAA! 2019 01:38:05,847 --> 01:38:06,781 GET HIM! 2020 01:38:06,848 --> 01:38:09,251 HE'S GOT THE BALL! 2021 01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:12,921 [MAKING HONKING NOISES AS HE BREATHES HEAVILY] 2022 01:38:21,329 --> 01:38:22,697 I GOT IT. 2023 01:38:22,764 --> 01:38:24,432 I GOT IT! 2024 01:38:24,499 --> 01:38:26,234 COME ON! COME ON! 2025 01:38:26,301 --> 01:38:28,236 I'M GONNA SCORE A TOUCHDOWN! 2026 01:38:28,303 --> 01:38:30,105 I'M GONNA SCORE A TOUCHDOWN! 2027 01:38:30,172 --> 01:38:31,940 OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 2028 01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:39,314 YEAH! 2029 01:38:39,381 --> 01:38:40,748 HA HA HA! 2030 01:38:40,815 --> 01:38:43,818 WE WON! WE WON! 2031 01:38:43,885 --> 01:38:46,121 WE DID IT! WE WON! 2032 01:39:05,540 --> 01:39:07,542 WE DID IT! WE WON! 2033 01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:09,511 WE WON! WE WON! 2034 01:39:09,577 --> 01:39:12,047 WE DONE IT! WE DONE IT! 2035 01:39:12,114 --> 01:39:15,083 WE WON! WE WON! WE WON! WE WON! 2036 01:39:17,452 --> 01:39:19,487 WE WON! HA HA! 2037 01:39:22,490 --> 01:39:25,293 PATTY FLOYD... 2038 01:39:25,360 --> 01:39:29,231 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN HAVING DINNER WITH ME. 2039 01:39:32,434 --> 01:39:35,070 FINE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 2040 01:39:37,072 --> 01:39:38,873 [CRYING] 2041 01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:41,043 GET A GRIP, DAD. 2042 01:39:41,109 --> 01:39:46,281 WHOO! YEAH! OH, YEAH! 2043 01:39:46,348 --> 01:39:47,615 YES! 2044 01:39:51,119 --> 01:39:53,755 GIANTS! GIANTS! 2045 01:39:53,821 --> 01:39:56,191 GIANTS! GIANTS! 2046 01:39:56,258 --> 01:39:57,392 CONGRATULATIONS, DANNY. 2047 01:39:57,459 --> 01:39:59,394 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE NEW HEAD COACH. 2048 01:39:59,461 --> 01:40:02,097 IF YOU'RE STILL PISSED AT ME, DON'T BE. 2049 01:40:02,164 --> 01:40:05,100 IF I WASN'T TOUGH ON YOU WHEN WE WERE KIDS, 2050 01:40:05,167 --> 01:40:07,902 YOU NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO BEAT ME TODAY. 2051 01:40:07,969 --> 01:40:09,904 O.K. LISTEN, MY GUYS ARE WONDERING-- 2052 01:40:09,971 --> 01:40:11,973 IF THEY CAN TAR AND FEATHER ME? 2053 01:40:12,040 --> 01:40:15,943 NO. THEY WONDERING IF YOUR TEAM WANTS TO JOIN UP WITH THE LITTLE GIANTS. 2054 01:40:16,010 --> 01:40:17,679 ONE TOWN, ONE TEAM? 2055 01:40:17,745 --> 01:40:20,715 ALL RIGHT. I'LL TELL MY BOYS. 2056 01:40:20,782 --> 01:40:24,219 IS THERE SUCH THING AS HAVING TWO HEAD COACHES? 2057 01:40:24,286 --> 01:40:25,553 NO. 2058 01:40:25,620 --> 01:40:28,956 IN CASE THE HEAD COACH DOESN'T KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT FOOTBALL 2059 01:40:29,023 --> 01:40:31,126 AS THE OTHER COACH? 2060 01:40:34,162 --> 01:40:36,598 LET ME THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? 2061 01:40:36,664 --> 01:40:38,466 DEAL. 2062 01:40:38,533 --> 01:40:40,202 DANNY. THAT STUPID BET WE MADE, 2063 01:40:40,268 --> 01:40:43,438 YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ME TO IT, ARE YOU? 2064 01:40:43,505 --> 01:40:44,539 KEVIN, 2065 01:40:44,606 --> 01:40:48,810 WOULD I THROW MY OWN BROTHER OUT ON THE STREET? 2066 01:40:48,876 --> 01:40:49,944 NO. 2067 01:40:50,011 --> 01:40:52,314 THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE A JOB FOR YOU 2068 01:40:52,380 --> 01:40:53,815 AT DANNY O'SHEA'S CHEVROLET. 2069 01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:55,317 I'LL START YOU ON COMMISSION-- 2070 01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:57,085 COME ON! DANNY, LOOK, 2071 01:40:57,152 --> 01:40:59,887 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEWAY WE CAN WORK THIS OUT. 2072 01:40:59,954 --> 01:41:01,323 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 2073 01:41:01,389 --> 01:41:02,857 WELL, THERE IS ONE THING. 2074 01:41:02,924 --> 01:41:04,092 WHAT?