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Hello, everybody. Harry Doyle here,
welcoming all you Wahoo maniacs
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to the year's first session
of Tribe Talk.
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As you know, the Indians had
a Cinderella season last year,
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despite the fact that toxic owner,
Rachel Phelps,
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wanted the team to lose
so she could move it to Florida.
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The Indians won
the American League East
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for the first time
since divisional play began.
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Rachel's gone now, thank God,
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having sold the team to retired
Indian third baseman Roger Dorn,
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after a long, hard-fought series
of negotiations.
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I might be willing to go
as high as a hundred.
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- One-twenty.
- One-twenty? You just started at 110.
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- One-thirty.
- Rachel, this isn't fair.
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- One-forty.
- One-thirty.
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- One-fifty.
- We'll take it.
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Oh, you're good, Dorn.
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Even with Dorn in the owner's box,
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the Indians are solid favorites
to repeat in the East,
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and go all the way
to the World Series.
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And why not?
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Look at the lineup
we have coming back.
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First of all, the Cuban Crusher,
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the voodoo man
with the bad attitude, Pedro Cerrano.
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Even though his training methods
were a little unusual,
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Pedro finished in the top five
in homers, RBIs,
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slugging percentage
and total baldness.
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Also back is center fielder
Willie Mays Hayes,
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who came out of nowhere to lead
in great catches and stolen bases.
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We're told he starred in an action movie
during the off-season,
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where he not only did his own stunts,
but even his own acting.
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And don't forget catcher
and team leader, Jake Taylor.
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Despite chronic knee problems,
he had a fine season
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and beat out the bunt that drove
in the run that won the division title.
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Finally, one of the brightest,
young stars in the game today,
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Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn.
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Vaughn began the season in the uniform
of the California Penal League,
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and had some control problems
early on.
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But with the help
of a pair of black horn-rims,
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he went on to set
a Major League record for strikeouts
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in one season by an ex-car thief.
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All in all, things couldn't be
looking better for the Tribe.
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Hey.
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- Guys, we signed Jack Parkman.
- What?
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- Parkman?
- We signed Parkman.
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- All right.
- This is great.
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- Hey. Add 42 homers to our lineup.
- At least.
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Guys, this is the year
we go all the way.
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All the way.
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All the way. All the way.
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All the way. All the way.
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All the way. All the way.
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Listen.
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Sounds like a Harley.
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It's gotta be him.
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♪ Wild thing ♪
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♪ You make my heart sing ♪♪
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False alarm.
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- Hey.
- Look at that.
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Hi, gang. How's it going?
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Appreciate you all coming out.
Good to see you.
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Yeah. Nice outfits.
Those haircuts are cute.
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- Benny, I thought you were still in jail.
- I escaped.
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Attaboy. What do you say, big guy?
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See you in the show someday.
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Cute?
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Say it ain't so, Rick.
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Yeah, right.
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Jake, how you doing?
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Fine. Good to see you again, Lou.
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How's the leg?
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Good. Good.
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- Feel like a kid again, Skip.
- Good.
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There's a rookie I'll need your help with
for a couple of weeks.
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Baker.
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Jake, this here is Rube Baker.
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I want you to help him
with a little problem he has.
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All right.
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Mr. Taylor? I knew you know
from which you speak,
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I'm sure you'll help me with
my problem, which I'm bound to beat.
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There ain't no odds
against being yourself,
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no matter what the percentages are.
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Let me ask you something, Rube?
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Yeah. Oh, I bet you're wondering
how I get the nickname Rube.
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No, I got a good idea how that happened.
What exactly is your problem?
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Well--
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Hell, that's the biggest damn car
I ever saw.
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♪ Everything I do ♪
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♪ Got to be funky ♪
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♪ Everything I do
People, now ♪
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♪ Got to be funky ♪
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- Say, Jake. Whoo-hoo!
- Hey, Willie.
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♪ You just might get
Some funk on you ♪♪
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Who are they?
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- They are our center fielder.
- Oh.
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- What's up?
- Hey, hey, Willie.
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- What's up? Hey, welcome back.
- What's up?
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Nice little 'do there.
What, you running for office?
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No, I'm just trying to clean up my act.
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Can't play the street punk
when you're making seven figures.
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Who's that?
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It's gotta be Parkman,
our new free agent.
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Nice jacket.
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Come on, let's check it out.
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Say, Parkman, even though
we're competing for the same position,
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I'm glad they signed you.
You're a good ballplayer.
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Cut the crap, Taylor.
I don't like you, you don't like me.
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I just hope you don't blame
your bum knees when I take your job.
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You want me to bean him?
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I'll just beat him out for the job.
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"Avoid spraying toward open flame.
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Contents under pressure.
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Shake can before use.
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Press--" What?
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Jeez.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Cerrano.
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I just... Heh.
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You are forgiven.
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I love you all. Ha-ha-ha.
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Jake.
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Lou.
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My great and good friends.
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How you doing?
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- You okay, Pedro?
- Okay?
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I free and clear.
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Did he say free and queer?
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Clear.
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Free of anger and hostility
that run Cerrano's life. Uhn!
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Meditation is key.
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Five months...
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under Master Hama Masasuri.
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No more voodoo, just much peace
and wideness of love.
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At one with all.
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- Whoo! Get up there, baby.
- It's beautiful, man.
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Oh.
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Ow! Another jack job.
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Fore.
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- Three-70.
- Whoopee.
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Hey, Hayes, what are you doing?
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Going deep.
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- I buffed up this winter.
- You needed to to wear all that jewelry?
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Just remember,
you're our leadoff man.
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You're paid to get on base,
not hit home runs.
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Keep the ball on the ground.
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That's enough for the first day.
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After five pitches?
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Hey.
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What was that last pitch you threw me?
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I call it the Eliminator.
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It's a combination screwball,
split-finger.
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- You name your pitches now?
- Yeah.
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Sort of a marketing thing, you know,
like Nolan Ryan's Express.
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I'm also working on a forkball,
slider combination.
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Well, whatever happened to the boring,
old 96-mile-an-hour fastball?
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- The Terminator?
- Whatever.
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It'll be there when I need it.
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Jake, I don't wanna become
one of these one-year phenoms
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who burns himself out
throwing nothing but gas.
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I gotta start thinking in terms of a career,
not just a season.
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You work with Rube
on his little problem yet?
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Now, step and throw.
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Damn it, catcher.
That's a damn good play.
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Well, he looks pretty sharp to me.
What exactly is his problem?
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Uhn! Doggone it.
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Jeez, Louise.
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Duke.
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Rube.
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What's going through your head before
you throw the ball back to the pitcher?
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I'm thinking,
"I don't wanna screw this up."
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What are you thinking when you throw a
strike to nail the runner at second base?
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- I'm not thinking nothing. I just throw it.
- You see what I'm getting at?
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You want the pitcher to pitch
from second base?
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Aw...
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If we walk somebody, this guy's gonna
turn it into an inside-the-park home run.
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Yeah. Whoa.
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- Your first spring babe, Vaughn?
- Who, her?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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There she is.
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Hoo-wee. Shucky-ducky now.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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- Hi, baby.
- Hey, Flan, how are you?
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- Good to see you.
- You too.
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Good news.
General Cereals people are interested...
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- Money's gone to his head.
- Yeah.
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Let's go take a ride in my limo.
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There it is, man.
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Watch this.
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Hey.
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Willie Mays Hayes is Black Hammer.
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Jesse "The Body" Ventura
is White Lightning.
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Together, they're taking on the mob.
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Mine fell the hardest.
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Mine are the deadest.
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These guys play for keeps.
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Black Hammer, White Lightning,
coming to a theater near you.
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That spot didn't show
the real dramatic parts,
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like where they kill my boa constrictor
and I vow revenge.
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Oh.
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- Hey, you're limping.
- A little.
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What about you?
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I'm a broken-down, has-been catcher.
You're our leadoff man.
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I sprained my knee
doing a stunt for the flick.
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Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna be fine by opening day.
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Besides, I'm a power hitter now.
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- What do you call that garbage?
- That's the Eliminator.
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- The Eliminator?
- I got a new one I'll show you.
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Get a piece of it, I'll let you name it.
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I'd, uh... call it the Masturbator.
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Excellent pitch, man.
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Cerrano, fool.
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The ball and blue sky.
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Beautiful.
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Like lonely snowflake.
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Now, just pretend the pitcher's
the second baseman.
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Golly. Jeez.
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Goldarn it to heck.
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Shoot.
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I couldn't hit sand if I fell off a camel.
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Criminently.
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They're gonna send me back to Omaha,
and I don't even live there.
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I'm gone. I'm buzzard bait.
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They're gonna cut me.
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I know they're gonna cut me.
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- Cripes.
- Rube?
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You look at Playboy all the time,
don't you?
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No, I don't just look at it.
I read the articles.
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Yeah, sure you do.
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I do.
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I especially like where they tell you
what the girls' interests are.
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Like Betsy loves surfing, gardening
and working on motorcycles.
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You memorize them?
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Yup, I guess I do.
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Bingo.
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Huh?
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Just do what I told you, okay?
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Could you throw that back
to the pitcher, please?
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Thank you.
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Louise teaches aerobics
and loves short shorts,
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unicorns, and reruns
of Three's Company.
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- Her favorite sports are...
- High.
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air hockey, checkers,
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and calf roping. Whoo! Ha!
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Yeah.
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Wow, Willie's really got some power.
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Off a guy who'll be bagging groceries
in a couple weeks.
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Ooh.
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It must be tough to be old.
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You're out.
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Hey.
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- Good play, man.
- Huh?
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I love it.
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Oh, you...
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Damn.
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One more year.
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Yes.
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Rube.
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What are you doing?
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If there's a red tag in there,
that means I'm out of here, right?
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There's always next year,
and you're young.
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Yeah, what the hell?
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My mama always said it's better
to eat shit than not eat at all.
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Look at it this way. In the minor leagues,
you'll play every day.
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- Think of all the valuable--
- I made the team.
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I made the team. We did it.
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Pedro, guess what, man.
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I'm on the rooster.
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This team
has completely lost its focus.
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You think April is too early
for a Roger Dorn Night?
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Ugh.
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Lou? Oh, hi, Roger.
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I just wanna say
I think carrying three catchers...
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is probably a good idea.
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Hold it a second, Jake.
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Jake.
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You're a very valuable part
of this organization.
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The way you helped that kid
with his problem, that was impressive.
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He's got talent. With a little patience,
he might even become a ballplayer.
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What Dorn's trying to say, Jake,
is we're not carrying three catchers.
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We'd like you to stay on as a coach.
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We're gonna need you.
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- You'll make a great coach.
- Screw you, Dorn.
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I'm not a coach, I'm a ballplayer.
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Why don't you find some shmuck
with his belly hanging over his belt
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and pastrami sticking out
of his mouth?
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I'm done with baseball.
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Called everywhere.
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Nobody's looking for
a 41-year-old catcher with bad knees.
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00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:51,483
Well, it's not like
you don't have other options.
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Alan Bellows wants you
to join his brokerage firm.
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00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,951
Jack Pursoff wants me to head up
one of his Pepsi distributorships.
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00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,536
And you'd be close to home.
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I'd make a hell of a lot more money
than I would as a coach.
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So, what if I never made it
to a World Series?
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00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,590
Well, I think it's pretty obvious
what you ought to do.
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I'll tell Dorn I begged you to come back.
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Thanks, Skip.
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- Hey.
- How you doing?
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Hola, how you doing, man?
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Yeah. Hey. How you doing?
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All right, all right, all right. Yeah.
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- Hi, baby.
- Hi, sweetie. How are you?
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00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,176
I've set up a little photo op
with an inner-city youth group.
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00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:04,180
You mean, a gang? No problem. I used
to be in one. I was in four or five.
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00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:08,226
No, these are first-time offenders.
They're trying to keep out of gangs.
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00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:13,315
All you have to do is pose with a juvenile
hall kid and the education director.
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00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,152
Do we really have to do this now?
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00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:21,072
Are you kidding? It doesn't hurt
to show you have a social conscience,
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00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,408
that you're giving back
to the community. You'll be fine.
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00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,035
The final boarding call
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00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:29,623
for U.S. Air Flight 178,
heading to Pittsburgh.
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- All U.S. Air passengers...
- Oh, man. It's him.
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00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,420
- Hi, Rick.
- Nikki, how are you?
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00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,964
- What's he doing in a suit?
- Fine.
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00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,009
This is Frankie.
He's one of my students.
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00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,679
He won room inspection five days
in a row to be in this picture.
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00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:48,224
- You could eat prime rib off my floor.
- Way to go, Frankie.
316
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:51,686
Just a minute, Rick.
He has a problem with his flash.
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00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,397
Is that your new girlfriend?
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00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,566
Yeah. She's also my agent.
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00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,652
Major babe.
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00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,072
Does she like riding on your Harley?
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00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,075
- Is this gonna happen or what?
- Ready to go.
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00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,371
Don't tell me you sold the Harley.
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00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:13,249
Flannery has been great for me.
I'm not the bum I used to be.
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00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,210
I liked the bum you used to be.
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00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:18,296
- Okay, that's it. Thanks a lot.
- Great.
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00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,423
- Take care, Frankie.
- All right.
327
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,634
- So long, kids.
- Bye.
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00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:24,427
See you later, Nikki.
329
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,722
Hey, Rick.
I thought you might want this back.
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00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:30,182
You left it at my apartment.
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00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:37,232
I don't have much use for it now,
but thanks.
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00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:39,901
See you, Rick.
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00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,321
So long, Nikki.
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00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:52,163
Come on.
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00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:58,253
Folks, my next guest is about the
closest thing baseball has to a rock star.
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00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:03,424
From the Cleveland Indians,
Rick "The Wild Thing" Vaughn.
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00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:09,055
Rick, we love you!
338
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:19,983
Let's get right to it.
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00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:23,695
This whole Wild Thing label
that you've been saddled with,
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00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:27,615
this has led a lot of people to believe
that you're borderline scary.
341
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,910
Like you're a psycho. But you seem
like a straight shooter.
342
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,496
- Yeah.
- Where does this reputation come from?
343
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:37,667
From what I've read, you had
some mix-up as a kid with the cops.
344
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:40,211
And is that something
you wanna talk about?
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00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:41,421
No.
346
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,215
Sure. I saw this new Corvette...
347
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:46,217
took it for a drive.
348
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,845
Just kind of boys-being-boys
kind of thing?
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00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,597
Through four states.
350
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:54,059
Four states? Oh, that's a lot.
351
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,894
It ended in a high-speed chase.
352
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,147
Had it up there around 140 or so.
353
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:02,734
When I got out of the car,
the cop had a real attitude.
354
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:08,448
They were gonna throw the book at me,
but my cousin dates a judge in Colorado.
355
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,365
He's a transvestite.
356
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,664
- The judge or your cousin?
- The judge.
357
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,918
Oh. Um...
358
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:23,671
Let's take a little break.
More with Rick right after this.
359
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:32,013
It's cool, it's overcast,
360
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:35,642
and it's foggy on opening day
here in Cleveland.
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00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,644
Hello, everyone. I'm Harry Doyle
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00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,980
along with my friend and partner,
Monte What's-His-Name,
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00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:44,067
giving a Wahoo welcome
to all the Cleveland faithful.
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00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,945
It's a brand-new season
and a new team spirit,
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00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:52,242
as novice owner Roger Dorn has made
two very savvy front office moves.
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00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:55,120
Acquiring free-agent slugger
Jack Parkman,
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00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:59,582
and announcing his own retirement,
eliminating a huge hole at third base.
368
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:01,251
Hell, no. Not a great spring.
369
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,753
- Three and 24.
- Oh, so what?
370
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,923
They had a bad spring.
They did the same thing last year.
371
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:10,593
The important thing is that Parkman
and Hayes are killing the ball.
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00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,263
Cerrano, he's lying in the weeds.
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00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,890
Rick Vaughn, he's off to a slow start.
374
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,851
But look out, they're gonna erupt.
375
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,562
They're gonna bust loose.
They're gonna do it.
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00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,272
They're gonna bust loose.
377
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,232
- They're a powder keg.
- Juggernaut.
378
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,192
- Okay.
- Thank you.
379
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,404
Getting close now,
as the Indians begin their drive
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00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:33,992
for a world championship
against the hated Chicago White Sox,
381
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:37,537
who swept the Tribe right out
of the playoffs last year.
382
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:41,790
And listen to the roar of the crowd
as the Indians take the field.
383
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,801
Mow them down, Wild Thing!
384
00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:57,098
Did you ever have that feeling
you were just born for greatness?
385
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,728
Rick Vaughn gets the
starting call today.
386
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:04,230
We're told he matured a lot
over the winter.
387
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:07,442
Apparently, he's bathing now.
Congratulations, Rick.
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00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,695
As you know, Monte, Vaughn's
been working on new pitches,
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00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:15,116
the Eliminator and the Humiliator, to
complement his fastball, the Terminator.
390
00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:16,284
I heard that.
391
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:20,371
Dynamite drop-in, Monte.
That broadcast school has really paid off.
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00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,332
We're ready for the opening pitch.
393
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,167
Vaughn winds and fires.
394
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,920
It's a strike, and we're underway.
395
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,504
All right, Ricky. Good job!
396
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:30,757
Great pitch, man. Great pitch.
397
00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:32,759
Do it again. Come on, let's see it.
398
00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,177
God, he was-- He was--
399
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,887
Yeah?
400
00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:39,724
Vaughn winds for the 0-2 pitch.
401
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:41,684
Called strike three.
402
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:43,978
Called strike six.
403
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,106
Called strike nine. Inning over.
404
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,275
- Yeah, all right!
- Yeah!
405
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,194
Break out the champagne.
406
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,820
It's in the bag.
407
00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:56,115
The fat lady has left the building.
408
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,661
So Vaughn sets down the White Sox
in the top of the first.
409
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:01,663
Willie Mays Hayes steps in.
410
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:05,124
Hayes had a great spring,
adding the long ball to his speed.
411
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:10,004
Now batting,
double zero, Willie Mays Hayes.
412
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:12,632
Willie swinging his shillelagh
at the plate.
413
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:18,054
And Hayes is calling his shot.
He's pointing toward the left bleachers.
414
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:20,640
All right, Willie. Right here, Willie!
415
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,600
What's he pointing at?
416
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,143
What?
Does he know someone up there?
417
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:30,775
Hayes ready at the plate.
Alaimo into his windup and the pitch.
418
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:33,236
Here's a swing and a drive
to left and deep.
419
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:35,905
Way back.
Belmonti racing toward the wall.
420
00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,657
This one has a chance.
421
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,492
It's going, going--
422
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:42,662
Not quite gone.
423
00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:45,248
Ha-ha. That had to be the wind.
424
00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:47,667
- It must've been the wind.
- Yeah.
425
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,962
Top of the third. Vaughn's been
in trouble a couple times,
426
00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:54,924
but has held the White Sox with his
new assortment of breaking stuff.
427
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:58,052
Humiliator lined to left, a base hit.
428
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,890
Eliminator lined to right,
another base hit.
429
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:09,105
There's some real pus lined to center.
430
00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:13,234
Termini is coming around third.
The throw is cut off. He'll score.
431
00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:15,361
And it's 1-0, White Sox.
432
00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:21,075
- What?
- What?
433
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,244
They're hammering the slow crap.
434
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:26,581
Think your arm could stand the strain
of throwing a fastball?
435
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:29,584
Look, I'll throw it.
You just make sure you catch it.
436
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,836
I will if it ever gets to me.
437
00:28:32,003 --> 00:28:34,213
God knows what Vaughn's
gonna throw next.
438
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,965
He's running out of names.
439
00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:37,759
That'll bring up Hank Shaw
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00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:40,887
who led the Sox in homeruns
and RBIs last year.
441
00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:43,598
I don't know how he keeps his mind
on baseball,
442
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,641
what with the paternity suits.
443
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:47,935
- Those are parking tickets.
- Yeah.
444
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:50,480
Come on, Wild Thing!
445
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:55,568
Vaughn has his sign and comes set,
checks the runner at second.
446
00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:59,280
Here's the pitch to Shaw.
Swung on and belted to deep right field.
447
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:00,740
Back goes Cerrano.
448
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:05,036
He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch
this one. That baby is out of here.
449
00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:06,245
Oh, yes!
450
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,831
That looked like the Terminator,
only slower.
451
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:12,668
Maybe it was his Out-of-Stater,
or it could've been the Hibernator.
452
00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:15,838
That baby is definitely going away
for the winter.
453
00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:19,092
Whatever for Vaughn,
it might be "see you later."
454
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,261
He's probably gonna become
a spectator.
455
00:29:24,722 --> 00:29:27,392
Didn't have much on that one.
456
00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:30,103
Four-nothing, Chicago.
Hayes at the plate.
457
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,437
And he's calling it again.
458
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:36,984
- Come on. This time for sure!
- Come on!
459
00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:40,154
Oh, forget that crap.
Put the ball on the ground.
460
00:29:42,532 --> 00:29:47,203
Alaimo looking in for the sign
and goes into his windup.
461
00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:51,082
Swing and a drive to deep left.
It could go this time.
462
00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:53,209
Yes! Yes!
463
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:56,045
Belmonti back to the wall again.
Way back!
464
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:57,964
- Come on!
- Come to Papa.
465
00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,549
It is...
466
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:00,842
Come to Papa!
467
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,134
Caught.
468
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,763
Bite me, Belmonti!
469
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:09,308
Of course, he could be pointing
at the left fielder.
470
00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:13,062
Bottom of the sixth.
471
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:16,357
Jack Parkman stepping in
with runners at the corners.
472
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:19,485
Parkman with two hits already today.
473
00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:22,530
Martinez leads away from first,
Warren from third.
474
00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,533
Parkman doing his little shimmy.
475
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:29,287
It drives the women here
in Cleveland crazy.
476
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:33,082
Vargas, the little left-hander,
set at the belt.
477
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:35,835
Here's the pitch. Parkman swings
478
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:39,338
and drives one to deep left center.
Looks like he got it all.
479
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,591
It is goodbye, Mr. Rawlings.
480
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:46,011
And the Indians pull to within one
at 4 to 3.
481
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:50,808
Way to go, Jack! I bought him.
482
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,727
Welcome to New Jack City!
483
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:56,022
I told you that this guy
will make a difference.
484
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,027
- Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
485
00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:03,488
- Jacksonville. Jack the Ripper.
- Jackmate!
486
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:06,908
- Jumping Jack Flash!
- Jack Attack!
487
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,660
I used to hate Parkman
when he was with the A's.
488
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:13,748
It's amazing how a new uniform
can change your attitude about a guy.
489
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,000
He's still a dick.
490
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,549
- Now batting...
- Last of the ninth.
491
00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:28,346
Two outs and a tying run at first.
And Pedro Cerrano steps into the box.
492
00:31:28,513 --> 00:31:32,808
Cerrano, hitless today,
and pretty much all spring.
493
00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:35,186
Martinez takes his lead
from first again.
494
00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:39,190
Here's the pitch.
495
00:31:39,357 --> 00:31:42,902
Cerrano swings.
And it's a high fly ball to center field.
496
00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:46,989
And it hits a bird.
The ball drops into right,
497
00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:49,408
the bird into short center.
498
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,912
Cerrano rounds first
and heads for center field?
499
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:55,248
- Hey! Where are you going?
- Go, go, go!
500
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:58,793
Cerrano kill a living thing.
501
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:02,421
Forget the damn bird! Run, run!
502
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,882
He's alive.
503
00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:10,346
Martinez around third, heading for home,
and so is the bird.
504
00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:14,100
- Bye-bye, birdie.
- Sorry, but you're out, Mr. Gandhi.
505
00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:17,687
Too late. Run doesn't score.
506
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:18,896
Ball game's over.
507
00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:20,606
- Oh, what?
- What?
508
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,899
Cerrano, come on!
509
00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:26,988
Well, the Indians drop
a tough one, 4 to 3,
510
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:30,116
as Pedro Cerrano
doubles off a pigeon
511
00:32:30,283 --> 00:32:33,286
and then is tagged out
administering CPR
512
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,705
before the tying run could score.
513
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:38,583
- It's a funny game, eh?
- At least the bird survived.
514
00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:41,794
Who cares? It's a rat with wings.
515
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,213
Two months.
516
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,465
Two months?
517
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:49,176
- What do you mean?
- You have enough money
518
00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:53,055
to run the team for two months.
You paid too much for the franchise.
519
00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:56,892
There's another four months in
the season. What am I supposed to do?
520
00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:59,186
Increase your profits any way you can.
521
00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:03,983
What the hell is this crap?
522
00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:10,448
Well, Roger Dorn has done a little
redecorating around the ballpark.
523
00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:13,659
The outfield walls now look like
the Yellow Pages.
524
00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:17,330
And any of you folks having trouble
finding a good proctologist
525
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:22,460
might wanna come here and check
out the area around the 375-foot sign.
526
00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:26,547
As for the game,
we got a real nail-biter here tonight.
527
00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:29,592
It's a lot closer than that 11 to 2 score.
528
00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:39,852
Mr. Vaughn.
I thought you were starting tonight.
529
00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:42,021
- I did.
- Oh, sorry.
530
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:45,107
I didn't turn it on
until the second inning.
531
00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:56,911
I can't believe you're upset
about what the valet said.
532
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,914
I am because Billy Ritter
hit a three-run homer off me.
533
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,415
He was due.
534
00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:04,543
I mean, the man has been in the majors
for seven years.
535
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,296
- He's never hit a home run.
- Never?
536
00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:11,008
- I thought you knew.
- Aww.
537
00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:15,554
You should throw fastballs
until you're sure of your other pitches.
538
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:16,972
I did that tonight.
539
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:20,559
I threw Ritter an 87-mile-an-hour fastball,
and he crushed it.
540
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,937
Last year, I averaged 96.
541
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:25,398
Now I reach back,
and it's just not there.
542
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,317
I can't believe it.
I've forgotten how to throw heat.
543
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:33,989
Look, you'll make a few adjustments.
544
00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:36,659
In a week or two,
you'll be laughing about this.
545
00:34:36,826 --> 00:34:39,245
And don't worry
about the endorsements.
546
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,462
It's not your ERA
they're gonna be worried about.
547
00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:51,882
It's your image that's important.
548
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,843
Wholesome...
549
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,595
clean-cut...
550
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,181
all-American.
551
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:13,028
While on the croquet lawn, one must be
careful not to offend one's opponent
552
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:16,282
with an onset of unwanted odor.
553
00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:18,534
Oh, bully.
554
00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:21,162
That's why I use Right Guard
sport stick.
555
00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:23,998
Maximum protection
against odicious,
556
00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:27,460
odourophously, olflacty emanations.
557
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,837
That's a cut.
558
00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:31,464
Let's just cut that.
559
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:36,594
It's odiously, odiferous,
olfactory emanations.
560
00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:38,304
Right.
561
00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:43,100
Odouroforous, ofolactory
emaranations.
562
00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:46,437
Odourforous, oflactonal nominations.
563
00:35:46,604 --> 00:35:49,648
Odouroforous, ofiloctagyl,
emancipations.
564
00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:02,578
♪ Whoa
Boom bapa boom ♪
565
00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:06,290
♪ Whoa
Boom bapa boom ♪
566
00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,043
♪ Whoa, boom ♪♪
567
00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:12,713
So Weaver doubles off
the Zippo Bail Bonds sign.
568
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:15,716
That's another team record
for Rick Vaughn,
569
00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:18,719
the fifth consecutive extra base hit
in the inning.
570
00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:24,058
- Out!
- And he's out by an eyelash at third.
571
00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:29,063
Cerrano doing some interesting
limbering-up exercises in right.
572
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,564
What a pansy.
573
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:35,152
- Here's a fly ball hit to right.
- Oh, shit.
574
00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:38,280
Easy play for Cerrano,
under it now, and makes the--
575
00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:41,826
No. That ball is off his glove
and out of here.
576
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:47,498
Well, credit Cerrano with an RBI,
and that play could be a finalist
577
00:36:47,665 --> 00:36:50,543
in the Trojan Inn's
Boner of the Week Award.
578
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:57,132
Take 87.
579
00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,093
And action.
580
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,885
Right Guard sport stick.
581
00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:04,348
Anything less...
582
00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:09,728
would be uncivilized.
583
00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:14,692
Upside down.
584
00:37:14,859 --> 00:37:16,986
Upside down.
585
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:19,321
Thank you. Cut.
586
00:37:26,537 --> 00:37:29,290
Hey, Rick, is it true
you're moving to the bullpen?
587
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:32,918
Of course not.
Where do you guys get this stuff?
588
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:39,174
Hey, Wild Thing.
589
00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:43,262
You're still the best. You stunk
at the beginning of last year too.
590
00:37:43,846 --> 00:37:46,557
- Thanks, Frankie.
- We don't believe what they say
591
00:37:46,724 --> 00:37:49,852
in the papers,
that you're a fluke and all that stuff.
592
00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:53,188
- That you lost your fastball.
- And that you got no heart.
593
00:37:54,023 --> 00:37:58,235
- You want an autograph or something?
- Yeah, that'd be great.
594
00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:01,280
- Hey, Nikki.
- You got something Vaughn can sign?
595
00:38:05,826 --> 00:38:06,827
Hi, Rick.
596
00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:08,495
Hi.
597
00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:12,917
Now batting, number 21, John Lake.
598
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:16,629
Listen, I'm sorry to hear
they took you out of the rotation.
599
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,548
- It's only temporary.
- You're just in a slump.
600
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:22,176
- You'll bounce back.
- Yeah.
601
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:29,350
Well, we better get back.
602
00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:32,353
Hey, Nikki.
603
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:37,816
I'm sorry I didn't call you
after last season.
604
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,652
It's for the best.
605
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,779
We've both moved on to better things.
606
00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:43,280
You seeing anybody?
607
00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:45,741
Yeah, yeah.
608
00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:48,035
This'll crack you up.
He's from Chicago.
609
00:38:48,202 --> 00:38:50,120
Big White Sox fan.
610
00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:51,747
Boy, does he hate you.
611
00:38:56,043 --> 00:38:59,254
- Good luck, Rick.
- Thanks.
612
00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:07,513
Today's paid attendance, 2714.
613
00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:11,350
What a great woman.
614
00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:14,103
Goddamn White Sox fan.
615
00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:15,854
Such a nice personality.
616
00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:18,399
I bet he loves the idea
of me in the bullpen.
617
00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:20,526
- Really sexy too.
- I've met the woman.
618
00:39:20,693 --> 00:39:23,195
I don't need a description, all right?
619
00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:26,323
A White Sox fan.
620
00:39:28,117 --> 00:39:29,118
Women.
621
00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:32,621
You can't live without them,
and they can't pee standing up.
622
00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:41,922
Well, fans, the Indians about
to extend their winning streak to...
623
00:39:42,089 --> 00:39:43,090
Two.
624
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,634
This is it. Vaughn's coming out of it.
625
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:48,971
I know he's coming out of it.
This demotion to the bullpen
626
00:39:49,138 --> 00:39:52,141
- has got to have been a wake-up call.
- Rise and shine.
627
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:55,769
- This is the day we turn it around.
- Turn it around, Rick.
628
00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:58,480
We're in the top of the ninth,
leading 10-7.
629
00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:00,232
Bases loaded. Two down.
630
00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:03,235
And Rick Vaughn has come on
to try and nail it down
631
00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:07,197
against Felipe Aguilar,
a dangerous right-handed batter.
632
00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:09,324
Here's the pitch.
633
00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:10,701
Oh, shit.
634
00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:12,369
- Hot damn, no!
- No. No. No.
635
00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:13,746
Out of the game.
636
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:17,249
If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left,
that baby's out of here.
637
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,960
- Whoa, grab her. Man, get out of here.
- No!
638
00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:21,962
You rotten bums!
639
00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:25,007
You overpaid weenies!
640
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:29,094
Wild Thing, you make my butt sting!
641
00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:30,763
I detest you!
642
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,639
You're all garbage!
643
00:40:32,806 --> 00:40:34,266
All of you!
644
00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:37,061
Back up the truck. Back it up!
645
00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,729
Jack, being new to the club,
646
00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,398
how do you feel about the way things
647
00:40:41,565 --> 00:40:45,277
- have gone for the Indians so far?
- I'm the only winner on the team.
648
00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:48,655
The rest of them are losers,
either by choice or by birth.
649
00:40:48,822 --> 00:40:50,783
Jack, how about this? Wait a minute.
650
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,243
Think you can help me
with my fastball?
651
00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:55,954
We'll have to deal with
some deeper issues first.
652
00:40:56,121 --> 00:41:00,042
I don't have any deeper issues.
I like to keep things right on the surface.
653
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:03,378
Well, sometimes,
there are little surprises.
654
00:41:03,545 --> 00:41:06,048
Tell me, Rick,
what goes through your mind
655
00:41:06,215 --> 00:41:08,759
when you throw your fastball?
656
00:41:08,926 --> 00:41:12,763
I'm wondering if it'll end up
in the catcher's mitt or in some guy's den.
657
00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,681
Did you used to think this way?
658
00:41:14,848 --> 00:41:17,810
I didn't usually think at all.
Takes a lot out of you.
659
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,980
Well, then, Rick, let's get down to it.
660
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:25,484
The real problem here goes back
to when you stole that car.
661
00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:29,029
You wanted to be caught,
didn't you? Punished?
662
00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:32,116
You wouldn't have thrown
the 0-2 fastball to Fields
663
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:35,369
when he'll chase
the two-strike curveball in the dirt.
664
00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:39,373
I'd thrown him two curveballs.
The second one, he hit a 436-feet foul.
665
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,750
Better than 520-feet fair.
666
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:50,509
Parkman, I saw your little interview
in this morning's paper.
667
00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:52,177
You're benched for two games.
668
00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:55,055
- If you rip your teammates again--
- Save your breath.
669
00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:56,431
What did you say?
670
00:41:56,932 --> 00:41:59,518
You ought to listen
to the radio more, Lou.
671
00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:02,146
Your biggest gun
just got traded to Chicago.
672
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:04,731
As a matter of fact, your only gun.
673
00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:08,110
Au revoir.
674
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:15,117
How could you sell my best player
without asking me?
675
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,452
I'm on my ass.
676
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:21,665
I'm tapped out. I'm not gonna be able
to make next month's payroll.
677
00:42:21,832 --> 00:42:24,835
Oh, jeez.
678
00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:28,130
But I didn't sell Parkman outright.
679
00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:32,050
I got you an outfielder.
He used to play with the Giants.
680
00:42:34,428 --> 00:42:35,470
Franklin?
681
00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:39,015
Not those Giants.
682
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,612
And so Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka,
683
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:53,947
recently of the Tokyo Giants,
684
00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:57,159
knocks himself cold
for the second time this week.
685
00:42:57,326 --> 00:43:00,579
Maybe in Japan, that's actually better
than catching the ball.
686
00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:04,248
Personally, I think he's just trying
to get out of the lineup.
687
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,612
Pedro Cerrano. How you doing?
688
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:36,031
Who your master?
689
00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:38,283
My master?
690
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:40,702
It's the great Hama Masasuri.
691
00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:45,207
Thank you.
692
00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:48,460
A ball player must be a warrior.
693
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:49,628
Not a monk.
694
00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:52,130
Aah!
695
00:44:04,226 --> 00:44:07,312
All right, you guys. Let's listen up.
696
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:09,731
We won a game yesterday.
697
00:44:09,898 --> 00:44:13,694
If we win one today, that's two in a row.
698
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:18,115
If we win one tomorrow,
that's called a winning streak.
699
00:44:18,282 --> 00:44:19,783
It has happened before.
700
00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:24,288
So let's see some hustle.
Let's jack it up a little.
701
00:44:24,454 --> 00:44:27,541
I got a feeling things
are about to turn around for us.
702
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,543
Oh, my God.
703
00:44:31,461 --> 00:44:33,422
Hello, boys.
704
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:37,676
You don't mind if I come in
and visit with you for a moment, do you?
705
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:42,097
This clubhouse is off-limits to everyone
but Indian personnel.
706
00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:46,184
- That does include the owner, doesn't it?
- What?
707
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:50,147
I just bought the team back this morning
at a substantial profit.
708
00:44:50,314 --> 00:44:53,025
I retained Roger here
as the general manager.
709
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,861
But the money
really means little to me.
710
00:44:56,028 --> 00:44:57,988
I have more than enough.
711
00:44:58,155 --> 00:45:00,949
This is more personal.
712
00:45:02,659 --> 00:45:06,872
Last year,
by some impossible fluke,
713
00:45:07,039 --> 00:45:09,333
you ruined a beautiful dream.
714
00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:13,503
Now, you're going down in flames,
715
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:17,466
and I wanna be there
when you go splat.
716
00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,427
Keep up the good work, gents.
717
00:45:20,594 --> 00:45:21,803
Miss Phelps?
718
00:45:36,193 --> 00:45:37,069
Oh.
719
00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:45,660
You.
720
00:45:48,705 --> 00:45:52,542
Come on, you're not gonna let her
get you down, are you?
721
00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:56,129
You guys won last year
just to spite her.
722
00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:58,382
Maybe she's just what we need.
723
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:01,676
Oh, Skip,
they were a different team last year.
724
00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:05,806
Taylor, it's not your job
to make excuses.
725
00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:08,767
That's all you guys do good!
726
00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:10,769
It's either a leg thing...
727
00:46:11,395 --> 00:46:15,774
or a spiritual thing,
or a psychological thing,
728
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,568
or a heart attack.
729
00:46:18,735 --> 00:46:21,613
- Who used heart attack?
- Me.
730
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,950
Hey.
731
00:46:26,076 --> 00:46:28,203
Doctors say I gotta
take some time off
732
00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:33,041
so I want you to manage the team
for the rest of the year.
733
00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:37,879
You've gotta be kidding, Lou.
I don't have any experience managing.
734
00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:41,299
Ah, you're one of the smartest players
I ever coached.
735
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,677
Guys all look up to you.
736
00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:47,597
Tell Dorn you'll take the job.
737
00:46:47,973 --> 00:46:49,766
Look on the bright side.
738
00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:52,686
Things couldn't get any worse.
739
00:46:53,395 --> 00:46:54,813
Hey, guys.
740
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,898
I got some good news for you.
741
00:46:57,065 --> 00:46:59,276
This morning at 9:10 a.m.,
742
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:02,070
I activated myself.
743
00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:07,826
What you doing? Schoup.
744
00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:09,578
Hey.
745
00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:11,620
What is this?
746
00:47:18,628 --> 00:47:22,215
Buddha, samurai, okay.
747
00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:24,176
Peaceful inside.
748
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,052
Outside, warrior.
749
00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:35,562
I love you, man.
750
00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:38,982
I love you too much.
751
00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:46,239
You know, you have no...
752
00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,118
You have no...
753
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:53,955
Marbles.
754
00:47:55,457 --> 00:47:57,584
- Marbles?
- Marbles.
755
00:47:57,751 --> 00:48:00,420
You have no marbles.
756
00:48:02,130 --> 00:48:04,090
Hey, relax.
757
00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:06,426
Marbles?
758
00:48:22,776 --> 00:48:24,194
Hello, Tribe fans.
759
00:48:24,361 --> 00:48:26,446
Welcome back
to Major League Baseball.
760
00:48:26,613 --> 00:48:27,864
Sort of.
761
00:48:28,031 --> 00:48:32,536
Paid attendance today is 1412.
762
00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:37,916
Some of them were driven away by that
10-run first inning the Red Sox put up.
763
00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:41,378
Take over, Monte.
764
00:48:41,545 --> 00:48:44,256
I'm in the bag.
765
00:48:45,674 --> 00:48:47,217
Me?
766
00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:52,847
Fly ball.
767
00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:56,101
Caught.
768
00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:59,604
I can't believe
we gotta play a doubleheader.
769
00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:03,149
All right, let's get going.
Come on, let's get something started.
770
00:49:03,316 --> 00:49:05,860
It's okay, Pedro.
The guy made a great play, huh?
771
00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:09,863
- Tough luck, man.
- Come on. Look alive, look alive.
772
00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:13,034
Uh-uh-uh. Don't you think
you better get out to the bullpen?
773
00:49:13,201 --> 00:49:15,203
- Right now?
- Yeah.
774
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,792
- There's somebody left in the bleachers.
- Who cares? Get out there.
775
00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:28,508
Hey, Vile Thing!
776
00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:32,554
I think I loathe you!
777
00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:36,308
You didn't think I'd abandon you,
did you, Vaughn?
778
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:39,561
You human piece of cow flop!
779
00:49:39,728 --> 00:49:44,482
You big steaming pile
of mastodon dung!
780
00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:47,736
Bring out the pooper-scooper!
781
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:53,240
You bush-league, no-talent,
flash-in-the-pan choke artist!
782
00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:57,912
Huh? Hey, where you going, Vaughn?
You looking for your Terminator?
783
00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:01,625
Yeah, you go back in there, Vaughn.
784
00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:09,758
Hey, didn't I tell you
to go to the bullpen?
785
00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,886
- We're down by 10 runs.
- You can still get some work in.
786
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,388
I've had enough of that maniac
out there.
787
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:20,644
- Time! Ball hit him!
- Oh, great.
788
00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:22,979
First base!
789
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,441
Hayes, go run for Rube.
790
00:50:26,608 --> 00:50:28,943
- My leg's hurting.
- I'll run.
791
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:32,238
Rube's hurting worse than you.
Now get in there.
792
00:50:32,739 --> 00:50:35,492
If the gutless wonder doesn't have
to pitch, why should I have to run?
793
00:50:35,659 --> 00:50:38,370
- Who you calling gutless, Tin Man?
- Tin man?
794
00:50:39,037 --> 00:50:40,872
I got a genuine leg injury, pal.
795
00:50:41,039 --> 00:50:44,417
Yeah, that limp is the best acting
you've done all year.
796
00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:48,797
Well, at least I don't have some cover girl
dragging me around by my johnson.
797
00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:52,592
Hey, break it up. Break it up.
798
00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:58,223
What are you guys doing? This isn't nice.
799
00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:01,893
Wait, don't touch me.
800
00:51:02,519 --> 00:51:04,938
A fight? I'll show you a fight. Come on!
801
00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:06,731
I'll take on the whole team!
802
00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:09,901
Come on, you don't know how to fight!
You wusses!
803
00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,403
Harry, wake up. Harry.
804
00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:12,946
- Huh? What?
- Look.
805
00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:14,656
My God.
806
00:51:14,823 --> 00:51:16,199
Good news, fans.
807
00:51:16,366 --> 00:51:19,828
The Indians are showing signs of life
for the first time in weeks.
808
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:24,624
As a matter of fact, they appear to be
beating the crap out of each other.
809
00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:29,045
It looks like Willie Hayes
is trying to hit Rick Vaughn.
810
00:51:29,212 --> 00:51:31,923
And why not?
Everybody else in the league does.
811
00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,634
He swings and misses.
812
00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:38,054
I don't know, it looks like Vaughn's
carrying his left low.
813
00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:41,015
This could hurt him
in the later rounds.
814
00:51:41,433 --> 00:51:43,351
So, what are we gonna do?
815
00:51:43,518 --> 00:51:45,019
Toss them, I guess.
816
00:51:45,186 --> 00:51:47,063
The whole team?
817
00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:48,773
Yeah.
818
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,735
All right, you're out of here!
819
00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:53,319
All of you!
820
00:51:55,822 --> 00:51:57,157
Well, it's not broken.
821
00:51:57,323 --> 00:52:00,535
But you're gonna have to stay off it
for a couple of days.
822
00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,955
Lucky son of a gun.
823
00:52:04,122 --> 00:52:07,751
At least you ain't gotta hang around
and play the second game, right?
824
00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:13,590
Hey, Willie.
825
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:16,050
Willie.
826
00:52:17,469 --> 00:52:19,763
I can't believe you said that.
827
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,973
Shit.
828
00:52:23,391 --> 00:52:26,478
I talked to a boy in the bleachers
who hails from downtown.
829
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:30,148
He told me the most grass he's seen
in his whole life
830
00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:32,442
is the patch we play on every day.
831
00:52:32,609 --> 00:52:35,653
We're in the
goldarn major leagues, boys.
832
00:52:36,112 --> 00:52:39,866
I don't know about you, but I've been
waiting my whole life to get here.
833
00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:44,662
I'll be damned if I'll act like my best pig
died because we ain't doing so good.
834
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,081
I love to play baseball.
835
00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:50,919
And I'll bet somewhere along the line,
you all did too.
836
00:52:57,634 --> 00:53:00,136
I'm ready to play ball if you need me.
837
00:53:00,428 --> 00:53:03,723
My dad figured I wouldn't amount
to much except...
838
00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:07,977
Well, I never came up with anything,
but I know I can play ball a little.
839
00:53:08,144 --> 00:53:12,106
A day of playing ball is better than
whatever most people do for a living.
840
00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:14,275
So just put me in someplace.
841
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:23,284
Oh, boy.
842
00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:26,955
Bottom of the ninth,
Cleveland down, one to nothing.
843
00:53:27,664 --> 00:53:31,167
Now batting, number 11, Rube Baker.
844
00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:33,837
Baker at the plate. He's 0 for...
845
00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,880
I don't know. Who cares?
846
00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:37,841
The pitch.
847
00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:41,386
Baker swings and sends a real screamer
towards short.
848
00:53:42,470 --> 00:53:44,973
- Eh, Rapp up with it, fires to first.
- Safe!
849
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,598
- Mmm...
- Safe!
850
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:48,934
Baker beats it with a head-first slide.
851
00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:51,604
So the Indians have a runner.
852
00:53:51,771 --> 00:53:53,523
I think I'll wet my pants.
853
00:53:54,023 --> 00:53:55,859
Way to hustle, Rube!
854
00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:58,111
Let me run for him.
855
00:53:58,361 --> 00:54:00,029
You sure?
856
00:54:07,579 --> 00:54:08,621
Yeah.
857
00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:11,958
And Taylor is gonna
send in Hayes to run.
858
00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:14,544
Thanks. Thanks, dude.
859
00:54:15,086 --> 00:54:19,006
Went to see his movie, but it was
only out for two and a half hours.
860
00:54:19,007 --> 00:54:21,217
I was told, however,
that it was in focus.
861
00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:24,596
Hayes getting his lead.
862
00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:26,889
Canatella checks him.
863
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:33,021
And Hayes is going.
864
00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:35,565
Here's the throw. He slides.
865
00:54:35,982 --> 00:54:37,150
He's safe.
866
00:54:37,692 --> 00:54:38,735
Yes.
867
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:40,236
Yeah.
868
00:54:40,403 --> 00:54:41,987
So Hayes steals second.
869
00:54:41,988 --> 00:54:44,823
Glad to see he remembered
where it was.
870
00:54:46,993 --> 00:54:49,954
Hayes out to a good lead at second.
871
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:52,624
Canatella comes set.
872
00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:55,460
Pick-off play. Hayes takes off.
873
00:54:55,627 --> 00:54:56,794
He's going for third.
874
00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:00,131
- Safe!
- He's in there.
875
00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,091
Yeah, baby!
876
00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:06,429
Hayes is beginning to look
like the player of old
877
00:55:06,596 --> 00:55:09,849
and the Indians have something
going here.
878
00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:15,104
Canatella up on the rubber again
as Hayes gets a walking lead.
879
00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:17,690
Canatella winds.
Hayes is gonna steal home.
880
00:55:20,068 --> 00:55:22,070
He's safe.
881
00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:25,365
Yeah, baby.
882
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,576
So Hayes has stolen three
in a row to tie the game.
883
00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:30,077
Get fired up, yeah.
884
00:55:30,078 --> 00:55:32,705
Mr. Larceny is back.
885
00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:56,396
Jake, Cerrano wants to bat.
886
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:03,443
Okay. Get in there.
887
00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:11,744
Yeah, Pedro. Hey, Willie.
888
00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:21,504
Now batting,
number 13, Pedro Cerrano.
889
00:56:21,671 --> 00:56:23,589
Cerrano's gonna pinch-hit here.
890
00:56:23,756 --> 00:56:26,217
And he's not taking
any practice swings.
891
00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:30,221
He's either ready to hit,
or he's afraid he might kill some gnats.
892
00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:32,807
Hey, Pedro, how you doing?
893
00:56:32,974 --> 00:56:34,684
Shut up.
894
00:56:37,437 --> 00:56:38,979
Canatella delivers.
895
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:42,358
Cerrano swings,
and it's a long drive to deep left field.
896
00:56:42,525 --> 00:56:44,527
Way back. Packer to the wall.
897
00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:46,612
This ball is...
898
00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:48,196
gone!
899
00:56:51,117 --> 00:56:54,328
And the Indians finally win one.
900
00:57:04,547 --> 00:57:06,049
Oh, well. It's only one win.
901
00:57:06,215 --> 00:57:09,010
Even they can't lose them all.
902
00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:12,513
Listen, Meg, I'm thinking
of coming to L.A.
903
00:57:13,056 --> 00:57:16,225
I don't know if Rick and I are good
for each other right now.
904
00:57:16,392 --> 00:57:19,520
The team is showing signs of life,
but his ERA's over six
905
00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:23,900
and he hasn't got a clue on how
to get it back on track. It's depressing.
906
00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:25,902
Ha. Serious with Vaughn?
907
00:57:26,069 --> 00:57:31,699
He's a lot of fun, but I need someone
with a little more class.
908
00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:39,415
My shrink was sick.
909
00:57:41,751 --> 00:57:43,920
Meg, I'll call you back.
910
00:57:56,557 --> 00:57:58,101
Hey.
911
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,814
You know, Ricky,
912
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:06,442
breaking up with a girlfriend
can be a very painful thing.
913
00:58:06,609 --> 00:58:09,195
But it don't have to keep you down
for long.
914
00:58:09,362 --> 00:58:13,616
I mean, let me tell you something
from my own personal experience.
915
00:58:13,783 --> 00:58:16,410
I never had a regular girlfriend
like you.
916
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:20,414
But I did get kicked in the balls once
by a mule.
917
00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:25,545
Now, I thought I would be hurting
for the rest of my life.
918
00:58:26,379 --> 00:58:29,257
But you know what happened
the very next week?
919
00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:30,758
What?
920
00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:33,803
My mama died.
921
00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:43,062
Hell, after that, I didn't care no more
about my balls hurting.
922
00:58:48,109 --> 00:58:49,610
You see what I'm getting at?
923
00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:04,333
All right.
924
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:09,463
Who led the Confederate forces
in the Battle of Gettysburg?
925
00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:11,674
- Ooh, me.
- Wild Thing.
926
00:59:13,593 --> 00:59:15,928
Can I talk to you for a second?
927
00:59:18,890 --> 00:59:20,099
Excuse me.
928
00:59:25,021 --> 00:59:26,606
What are you doing here?
929
00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:29,941
I was wondering if you wanted
to go out and get a pizza.
930
00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:34,197
I don't know. Um...
931
00:59:34,697 --> 00:59:37,783
This is my last class, but...
932
00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:39,619
Now?
933
00:59:41,871 --> 00:59:42,914
I don't know, Nikki.
934
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,750
Nothing I try seems to work anymore.
935
00:59:45,917 --> 00:59:48,669
Maybe you're working too hard
on yourself.
936
00:59:48,836 --> 00:59:51,672
You used to go out there
and just let it rip.
937
00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:54,133
"Here. Try and hit this."
938
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:57,470
You never used to worry
about your arm or your career.
939
00:59:57,637 --> 01:00:00,056
God, you didn't even know
what a career was.
940
01:00:00,223 --> 01:00:03,100
Now you're pitching like it's a job.
941
01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:07,688
Yeah, I'm not sure I can get back to that.
It seems like it was so long ago.
942
01:00:07,855 --> 01:00:10,399
The worst time
was when you brought the kids out.
943
01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:14,028
- Aguilar lit me up like a Christmas tree.
- Don't worry about that.
944
01:00:14,195 --> 01:00:17,073
That ball wouldn't have been out
of a lot of parks.
945
01:00:17,323 --> 01:00:18,366
Name one.
946
01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:23,704
Yellowstone?
947
01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:30,336
Sorry.
948
01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:33,297
Yellowstone.
949
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,092
Yeah.
950
01:00:38,094 --> 01:00:39,595
Hey.
951
01:00:39,971 --> 01:00:41,846
I know a guy who's got a bike.
952
01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:04,787
Yeah!
953
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:14,379
I haven't been up here in a long time.
954
01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:15,256
I hope not.
955
01:01:15,423 --> 01:01:17,508
This was our spot.
956
01:01:46,954 --> 01:01:49,123
Buddha, Jobu.
957
01:01:49,290 --> 01:01:51,292
Jobu, Buddha.
958
01:01:51,459 --> 01:01:53,669
Now, I don't want no trouble
out of you two.
959
01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:56,964
Oh, shit.
960
01:01:57,131 --> 01:01:59,091
He's out!
961
01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:05,806
He's out!
962
01:02:06,265 --> 01:02:09,642
Nice catch. Attaboy, Rube. All right.
963
01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:12,897
As general manager of this team,
964
01:02:13,064 --> 01:02:15,399
I demand to know
when I'm getting a start.
965
01:02:16,067 --> 01:02:18,402
There's an old-timers' game
coming up soon.
966
01:02:27,161 --> 01:02:28,913
He's going!
967
01:02:34,377 --> 01:02:35,795
Racking them up, baby.
968
01:02:43,386 --> 01:02:44,804
- He's out!
- Yeah.
969
01:02:50,643 --> 01:02:52,478
Yeah!
970
01:02:54,855 --> 01:02:55,856
Mine, mine.
971
01:02:58,067 --> 01:02:59,819
Run it out.
972
01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:01,904
I got it.
973
01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:03,614
Second base.
974
01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:06,492
Safe!
975
01:03:12,373 --> 01:03:14,959
- Look out. Hey--
- Oh!
976
01:03:19,964 --> 01:03:21,465
This can't be happening.
977
01:03:21,632 --> 01:03:24,009
Not again.
978
01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:27,388
Go, go, go!
979
01:03:27,555 --> 01:03:29,265
Out!
980
01:03:30,391 --> 01:03:31,642
He's out!
981
01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,989
Pedro! Yes!
982
01:03:46,699 --> 01:03:48,158
Ha, ha!
983
01:03:57,084 --> 01:03:59,211
Yippee.
984
01:04:12,183 --> 01:04:13,767
Hi.
985
01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:17,938
Hi.
986
01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,153
I forgot to give you this.
987
01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:31,577
I don't expect you to forgive me.
988
01:04:31,744 --> 01:04:35,498
I was being silly and trying
to get a laugh out of one of my friends.
989
01:04:35,664 --> 01:04:38,709
I understand why you reacted
the way you did.
990
01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:42,087
I hope you don't think
this is about trying to get you back.
991
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,340
Then what is this about?
992
01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:49,887
General Cereals is throwing a party
over at the Marriott Society Center,
993
01:04:50,054 --> 01:04:52,430
- and they want you to come.
- Really?
994
01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:53,432
Mm-hm.
995
01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:55,851
So?
996
01:04:56,227 --> 01:04:57,353
Can you make it?
997
01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:00,606
Probably not.
998
01:05:03,442 --> 01:05:05,236
I didn't think so.
999
01:05:07,613 --> 01:05:10,157
After what I did to you that day.
1000
01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:14,410
I messed up a great thing.
1001
01:05:22,336 --> 01:05:23,963
Bye, Rick.
1002
01:05:31,637 --> 01:05:33,389
Tribe fans, we're one out away
1003
01:05:33,556 --> 01:05:36,058
from our second consecutive
divisional title.
1004
01:05:36,225 --> 01:05:39,019
Rick Vaughn has gone
3 and 2 to Mel Koski.
1005
01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,563
Here's the pitch.
1006
01:05:40,729 --> 01:05:42,856
Ball four, and he walked him.
1007
01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:46,777
That's gonna bring the tying run
to the plate for the Toronto Blue Jays.
1008
01:05:46,944 --> 01:05:50,990
A little excitement here at the end.
I know I wouldn't have it any other way.
1009
01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:54,535
And I'm sure you folks feel the same.
1010
01:05:54,702 --> 01:05:56,704
Ha, ha. Oh, yes.
1011
01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:59,790
Time for the old Tribe
to come unglued.
1012
01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:01,625
Vile Thing!
1013
01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:04,003
Mr. Choke Thing!
1014
01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:08,591
You make everything embarrassing!
1015
01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:11,468
You wanna finish this,
or should I bring in Dalton?
1016
01:06:11,635 --> 01:06:13,470
Hey, Mild Thing!
1017
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:17,641
You were lucky last time!
Cerrano saved your sorry ass!
1018
01:06:20,227 --> 01:06:23,397
No. My arm's tired.
1019
01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:28,359
So Vaughn leaves,
and Taylor will go to the bullpen.
1020
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:32,865
I knew you'd wimp out, Mild Thing!
1021
01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:34,450
You got no heart!
1022
01:06:34,617 --> 01:06:36,702
And forget genitalia!
1023
01:06:36,869 --> 01:06:38,996
- You're a gelding, Vaughn!
- Hey, shut up.
1024
01:06:39,163 --> 01:06:40,956
They had you fixed!
1025
01:06:41,123 --> 01:06:44,835
Dalton is done with his warm-up pitches,
and Pierce steps in.
1026
01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:49,256
Here's Dalton's first offering.
And Pierce hits it a ton.
1027
01:06:49,423 --> 01:06:51,674
Oh, no.
1028
01:06:58,057 --> 01:07:00,309
- Damn.
- Yeah!
1029
01:07:00,476 --> 01:07:01,602
Somebody caught it.
1030
01:07:01,769 --> 01:07:03,770
And the Indians win the division.
1031
01:07:05,731 --> 01:07:07,107
So what?
1032
01:07:07,274 --> 01:07:09,526
They'll blow it in the playoffs.
1033
01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:12,820
They will. They will.
They'll blow it in the playoffs.
1034
01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:21,580
Hey, man, what's wrong with you?
I put in a lot of time on this stuff.
1035
01:07:21,872 --> 01:07:22,873
Hey, it's Vaughn.
1036
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,084
Hey, Vaughn.
1037
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:29,296
Hey, what's up? All right.
Good to see everybody. How are you?
1038
01:07:29,463 --> 01:07:30,756
Whoa, easy on the fives.
1039
01:07:30,923 --> 01:07:33,384
Gotta protect the old pitching hand.
1040
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:37,596
- It looks like we're back in the playoffs.
- Yeah!
1041
01:07:38,514 --> 01:07:42,059
And I know what loyal fans you are,
so I brought you a box of balls.
1042
01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:44,728
- Hey, come on, lay off.
- I've signed each one.
1043
01:07:44,895 --> 01:07:48,148
If you give your ball to Nikki,
I'll make sure the team signs.
1044
01:07:52,152 --> 01:07:55,823
Well, I gotta run. Nikki and I have
a little function at the Marriott.
1045
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:58,242
I guess I'll see you at the ballpark.
1046
01:07:58,409 --> 01:08:00,285
Enjoy those. Shall we?
1047
01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:07,501
What a puke-head.
1048
01:08:07,668 --> 01:08:10,087
He didn't even have no cake.
1049
01:08:12,131 --> 01:08:13,674
Hey, Rick.
1050
01:08:13,924 --> 01:08:17,428
- Why don't you go without me?
- What are you talking about? Come on.
1051
01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:20,514
These kids look up to you.
They're where you used to be.
1052
01:08:20,681 --> 01:08:24,059
You're a hero to them.
It'd be the biggest thing in their year
1053
01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:25,728
if you hung out with them.
1054
01:08:25,894 --> 01:08:28,897
Unfortunately, you think
some party's more important.
1055
01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:31,817
I guess I can go back in
for a couple of minutes.
1056
01:08:31,984 --> 01:08:35,070
Don't insult their intelligence.
1057
01:08:35,237 --> 01:08:39,657
They don't wanna hang out with some
jerk that I had to drag back in there.
1058
01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:42,953
Just leave.
1059
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,539
- Nikki--
- Go.
1060
01:08:46,457 --> 01:08:48,584
Okay. Fine.
1061
01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:55,841
Hey, Rick?
1062
01:08:56,008 --> 01:08:57,301
This party...
1063
01:08:58,177 --> 01:08:59,636
did she invite you?
1064
01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:00,846
Yeah.
1065
01:09:01,013 --> 01:09:02,723
It's just a business thing.
1066
01:09:04,850 --> 01:09:06,393
Goodbye, Rick.
1067
01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:29,875
Well, it's a shame
you have to go back in now.
1068
01:09:30,042 --> 01:09:33,045
It's a routine bypass.
I put it off as long as I could.
1069
01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:35,547
At least you can watch the games
on the tube.
1070
01:09:35,714 --> 01:09:37,841
Wrong. Doctor told me
he'll put the TV
1071
01:09:38,008 --> 01:09:40,844
on public broadcasting
and lose the channel changer.
1072
01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:43,305
He thinks baseball's bad for my health.
1073
01:09:43,472 --> 01:09:44,848
But I came up with plan B.
1074
01:09:45,015 --> 01:09:48,142
Got me a little transistor radio
with an earplug.
1075
01:09:53,148 --> 01:09:57,027
Bottom of the ninth, game one,
American League Championship Series.
1076
01:09:57,194 --> 01:09:58,862
Hayes leads away from third.
1077
01:09:59,988 --> 01:10:03,033
Bucek with the sign,
and now into the windup.
1078
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,868
Hayes is coming.
1079
01:10:05,202 --> 01:10:07,246
Baker with a suicide squeeze.
1080
01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:10,582
Bucek up with the ball.
Hayes doesn't touch the plate!
1081
01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:15,087
- He's safe!
- And Hayes finally scores.
1082
01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:16,463
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1083
01:10:22,302 --> 01:10:23,887
Yeah.
1084
01:10:33,856 --> 01:10:35,774
Oh, my God.
1085
01:10:37,693 --> 01:10:39,528
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
1086
01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:46,743
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1087
01:10:46,910 --> 01:10:48,412
- You sure?
- Yeah. Feel good.
1088
01:10:48,579 --> 01:10:51,248
- Okay. Go get them.
- Okay.
1089
01:10:51,832 --> 01:10:54,084
Do you have any queens?
1090
01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:55,961
Go fish.
1091
01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:58,672
You gonna say anything to them?
1092
01:10:59,715 --> 01:11:02,550
No. They look nice and relaxed,
right where they should be.
1093
01:11:02,551 --> 01:11:04,303
Yoo-hoo!
1094
01:11:05,554 --> 01:11:07,514
Hello, team.
1095
01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:14,562
I know. You all hate me.
1096
01:11:14,563 --> 01:11:15,938
Uh-huh.
1097
01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:20,235
And given what's happened in the past,
I can't say I blame you.
1098
01:11:20,402 --> 01:11:24,197
But I wanted to say one thing to you
before you take the field tonight.
1099
01:11:24,823 --> 01:11:30,829
Heh. Believe it or not,
I'm proud of every one of you.
1100
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:35,208
Willie, the all-out effort
you've given recently
1101
01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:37,961
has been an inspiration to us all
1102
01:11:38,128 --> 01:11:41,590
and proves that you've put
that one-for-18 performance
1103
01:11:41,757 --> 01:11:45,886
in last year's ALCS far behind you.
1104
01:11:46,053 --> 01:11:48,639
And, Pedro. Oh, ho, ho.
1105
01:11:49,139 --> 01:11:52,225
Bashing the ball
like the Cerrano of old.
1106
01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:54,937
No way you won't improve
on the.138
1107
01:11:55,103 --> 01:11:59,607
you're hitting against Chicago
with runners in scoring position.
1108
01:12:01,568 --> 01:12:03,737
And, Vaughn.
1109
01:12:03,904 --> 01:12:06,823
Oh, you've had a really tough year.
1110
01:12:07,574 --> 01:12:10,744
Even though your fastball
isn't what it used to be,
1111
01:12:10,911 --> 01:12:14,039
there's no one the fans in Cleveland
would rather have
1112
01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:19,169
pitching the most important game
in Indians history than you.
1113
01:12:19,336 --> 01:12:21,421
The champagne is ready.
1114
01:12:21,588 --> 01:12:24,091
It's all in your hands.
1115
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:28,387
Win tonight and the loser label
is gone forever.
1116
01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:33,225
Go out there and win it for Cleveland,
win it for yourselves.
1117
01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:34,893
And win it for me.
1118
01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:45,570
That ought to shrink
their little sphincters.
1119
01:12:48,365 --> 01:12:50,575
Bottom of the ninth
here in the Windy City.
1120
01:12:50,742 --> 01:12:54,121
The Tribe clinging to a 6-to-4 lead,
one out away from winning
1121
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:56,623
the American League
Championship Series
1122
01:12:56,790 --> 01:13:00,585
for the first time in club history.
Vaughn, trying to close it out,
1123
01:13:00,752 --> 01:13:05,090
has taken Jack Parkman
to a full count with two men on.
1124
01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:07,551
Baker with a sign.
1125
01:13:08,677 --> 01:13:10,262
Vaughn shakes him off.
1126
01:13:10,429 --> 01:13:12,347
He's afraid of his fastball.
1127
01:13:12,514 --> 01:13:13,557
He's screwed.
1128
01:13:13,724 --> 01:13:15,517
You're screwed, Vaughn.
1129
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,939
Vaughn's got the one he wants now.
1130
01:13:21,106 --> 01:13:23,775
- Pitch it!
- And here's the pitch.
1131
01:13:23,942 --> 01:13:27,946
Parkman swings and pulverizes one
to deep center field.
1132
01:13:28,113 --> 01:13:31,074
This ball has "bye, bye"
written all over it.
1133
01:13:31,241 --> 01:13:34,703
And the White Sox win, 7 to 6.
1134
01:13:47,883 --> 01:13:49,134
All right, big Jack!
1135
01:13:54,723 --> 01:13:56,307
Strike!
1136
01:14:00,437 --> 01:14:01,938
Home!
1137
01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:05,317
Safe.
1138
01:14:07,235 --> 01:14:09,780
- Strike three.
- Sayonara.
1139
01:14:16,912 --> 01:14:19,748
Don't let it get you down, Rube.
It was just one throw.
1140
01:14:19,915 --> 01:14:23,126
Yeah, I know, but it got me thinking.
1141
01:14:23,335 --> 01:14:25,295
Even Playboy's not working anymore.
1142
01:14:25,462 --> 01:14:28,673
Don't worry, Rube.
We'll come up with something.
1143
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,760
Now, why don't you grab yourself
a shower, okay?
1144
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,624
Hey, Skip.
1145
01:15:02,791 --> 01:15:05,627
- You got a minute?
- Sure. Come on in.
1146
01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:08,213
What's up?
1147
01:15:09,339 --> 01:15:13,176
You know, Rick, I may have to use you
tomorrow in the late innings.
1148
01:15:13,343 --> 01:15:15,637
Pitching staff's pretty overworked.
1149
01:15:15,804 --> 01:15:18,390
Yeah, so? I'll be ready.
1150
01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:19,850
Ready, huh?
1151
01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:23,562
Ready to what? Run and hide
if the game's on the line?
1152
01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,605
I don't get it, Jake.
1153
01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:27,232
What's your problem?
1154
01:15:27,399 --> 01:15:28,775
You're the problem.
1155
01:15:28,942 --> 01:15:31,820
You used to be the toughest guy
on this team.
1156
01:15:31,987 --> 01:15:36,491
Now you're trying to prop yourself up
with the right woman or the right shrink.
1157
01:15:36,658 --> 01:15:38,577
You wanna be a major league pitcher?
1158
01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:42,497
You have to find something in yourself
that's yours and nobody else's.
1159
01:15:42,664 --> 01:15:45,041
You had that once, Rick.
1160
01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:48,920
If I were you, I'd spend the rest
of the night trying to find it again.
1161
01:15:49,087 --> 01:15:51,464
Without it, you're no good
to me or the team.
1162
01:16:00,515 --> 01:16:02,475
What an asshole.
1163
01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:08,940
What an amazing asshole.
1164
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:15,071
I thought he was my friend.
1165
01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:20,535
Why is everybody so threatened
by me improving myself?
1166
01:16:33,048 --> 01:16:35,217
What an asshole.
1167
01:16:36,426 --> 01:16:39,846
- Hey, you're looking good, Lou.
- Forget about me. I'm fine.
1168
01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:43,141
You got to talk to the team, Jake.
Give them hell.
1169
01:16:43,308 --> 01:16:46,603
Let them know they're too damn good
to roll over and play dead.
1170
01:16:47,229 --> 01:16:50,899
Yeah, will do, Skip. And, uh, hey...
1171
01:16:51,066 --> 01:16:53,068
we'll win this one for you.
1172
01:16:53,235 --> 01:16:55,445
- Hey. Hey, Taylor.
- Hm?
1173
01:16:55,612 --> 01:16:57,364
Promise me one thing.
1174
01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,908
- Sure. What?
- When you talk to the team,
1175
01:17:00,575 --> 01:17:04,120
don't give them one of them corny
let's-win-one-for-Lou speeches.
1176
01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:05,621
I couldn't stand that.
1177
01:17:05,622 --> 01:17:06,830
Ha.
1178
01:17:06,831 --> 01:17:09,000
Yeah, promise.
1179
01:17:09,668 --> 01:17:11,920
Give them hell tonight, Schoupie.
1180
01:17:12,087 --> 01:17:13,463
Look alive there, Pedro.
1181
01:17:13,630 --> 01:17:16,466
Rube, I want you
to give this catalog a try.
1182
01:17:16,633 --> 01:17:19,803
- I think you'll like the writing.
- Thanks.
1183
01:17:21,179 --> 01:17:23,598
Frederick's of Hollywood?
1184
01:17:25,350 --> 01:17:27,519
All right, everybody listen up.
1185
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:33,191
I didn't wanna have to tell you this...
1186
01:17:34,401 --> 01:17:36,402
but Lou's going under the knife
tomorrow.
1187
01:17:37,612 --> 01:17:39,197
Yeah.
1188
01:17:39,364 --> 01:17:41,116
He's not doing so good.
1189
01:17:41,283 --> 01:17:45,328
Doctor told me
he might not make it at all.
1190
01:17:47,122 --> 01:17:48,498
As a matter of fact,
1191
01:17:48,665 --> 01:17:52,335
there's a good chance
that this game tonight
1192
01:17:52,502 --> 01:17:54,963
might be his last experience
on this Earth.
1193
01:17:57,257 --> 01:17:59,009
He had a hard time talking.
1194
01:17:59,426 --> 01:18:00,802
But he did say this.
1195
01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:06,975
"Win this one for me.
1196
01:18:07,767 --> 01:18:10,603
I might as well have a little taste
of heaven now
1197
01:18:10,770 --> 01:18:12,939
just in case I'm not headed there."
1198
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:23,616
Hell. When a man's lights
are about to go out,
1199
01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:27,120
the fat lady can't sing if it's not over!
1200
01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:30,415
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1201
01:18:30,582 --> 01:18:32,125
- Let's go!
- Come on!
1202
01:18:32,292 --> 01:18:33,668
- Come on.
- Let's go.
1203
01:18:33,835 --> 01:18:35,170
Come on.
1204
01:18:35,337 --> 01:18:37,881
- Let's go.
- Come on.
1205
01:18:39,007 --> 01:18:40,675
- Let's go.
- Come on.
1206
01:18:48,350 --> 01:18:49,434
You okay, Pedro?
1207
01:18:51,603 --> 01:18:53,063
That was beautiful, man.
1208
01:18:55,106 --> 01:18:58,943
It made me realize there are more
important things in life than baseball.
1209
01:19:00,278 --> 01:19:02,113
I love you, man.
1210
01:19:10,747 --> 01:19:12,664
Oh, no.
1211
01:19:25,804 --> 01:19:27,138
How you doing, everybody?
1212
01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:30,308
Harry Doyle here welcoming
all you fanatic featherheads
1213
01:19:30,475 --> 01:19:32,894
to the American League
Championship Series.
1214
01:19:33,061 --> 01:19:35,730
Where tonight, the comeback kids
of the Cuyahoga
1215
01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:38,817
will begin their quest
toward a World Series berth
1216
01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,986
for the first time since 1954.
1217
01:19:42,153 --> 01:19:45,990
Out to spoil the fun are those
pale hosers from the Windy City
1218
01:19:46,157 --> 01:19:49,160
who squeaked by the Tribe
a year ago in the playoffs
1219
01:19:49,327 --> 01:19:51,663
and lucked out again
in the World Series.
1220
01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:54,958
What else can you say
about these White Sox except
1221
01:19:55,125 --> 01:19:58,711
at least they're not from Canada.
1222
01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:02,006
Guys, after tonight,
we'll be going to the World Series.
1223
01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:04,884
- Yes.
- Yeah, in Chicago.
1224
01:20:05,593 --> 01:20:07,595
Schoup ready for the
opening pitch now.
1225
01:20:07,762 --> 01:20:10,807
Winds and fires to Termini.
Swung on and missed.
1226
01:20:10,974 --> 01:20:12,642
And we're underway.
1227
01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:18,648
Oh, no.
1228
01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:26,697
Baker threw the ball down to third.
1229
01:20:26,698 --> 01:20:29,826
I guess he felt Wilcox didn't get
enough infield practice?
1230
01:20:31,786 --> 01:20:34,914
Anyway, Schoup ready again.
Winds and comes to Termini.
1231
01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:38,375
High, and the count
is even at one and one.
1232
01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:42,005
What's he doing?
1233
01:20:42,714 --> 01:20:46,426
Son, you throw that ball down there again
with nobody on,
1234
01:20:46,593 --> 01:20:48,803
you're gonna make me
very unhappy.
1235
01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:50,263
Come on, Baker!
1236
01:20:50,430 --> 01:20:52,348
Throw the damn ball!
1237
01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:56,227
The tulip lace bra
has ruffled underwired cups,
1238
01:20:56,394 --> 01:20:59,814
creating a curvier you,
for evening's bare neckline.
1239
01:21:00,815 --> 01:21:02,442
Whoo! Yeah!
1240
01:21:02,609 --> 01:21:06,863
So Baker finally gets
one back to the pitcher.
1241
01:21:07,030 --> 01:21:09,990
Matching crotch-less panties
are also available.
1242
01:21:12,494 --> 01:21:16,414
Bottom of the first, two down,
Dowling in scoring position at second.
1243
01:21:16,581 --> 01:21:19,417
Bucek comes set, fires to Cerrano.
1244
01:21:19,584 --> 01:21:23,046
Swung on and popped up.
And that'll do it.
1245
01:21:23,505 --> 01:21:25,715
Bottom of the third,
still nothing-nothing.
1246
01:21:25,882 --> 01:21:29,636
Tanaka at the plate
as Baker leads away from second.
1247
01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:31,763
Bucek into the stretch, delivers.
1248
01:21:31,930 --> 01:21:35,308
Tanaka swings and lines a base hit
to left field.
1249
01:21:35,475 --> 01:21:38,853
Baker around third. They're waving
him home. Belmonti up.
1250
01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:40,730
- Get down!
- Baker dives.
1251
01:21:40,897 --> 01:21:41,898
Oh, shoot.
1252
01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:43,733
He scores!
1253
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:46,985
And the Indians lead, 1 to 0.
1254
01:21:50,281 --> 01:21:54,160
Oh, shut up. It's only one run.
1255
01:21:59,249 --> 01:22:02,001
Top of the fourth as Parkman
leads away from first.
1256
01:22:02,168 --> 01:22:04,128
Beck from second.
1257
01:22:04,754 --> 01:22:06,256
Schoup comes to the stretch.
1258
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:07,674
Come on, Schoup.
1259
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,175
Delivers to Shaw.
1260
01:22:09,342 --> 01:22:11,928
There's a swing and a drive
to deep right field.
1261
01:22:12,095 --> 01:22:13,763
It's off the fence.
1262
01:22:13,930 --> 01:22:14,931
Cerrano up with it.
1263
01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:16,558
Beck's gonna score.
1264
01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:18,393
Here comes Parkman around third.
1265
01:22:19,352 --> 01:22:20,853
The relay from Miller.
1266
01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:23,689
They've got Parkman nailed.
1267
01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:30,153
The ball comes loose.
1268
01:22:31,072 --> 01:22:34,367
And the White Sox take the lead,
2 to 1.
1269
01:22:34,534 --> 01:22:36,660
Welcome to the big leagues, hay seed.
1270
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:40,331
Don't stand on the tracks
when the train's coming through.
1271
01:22:47,005 --> 01:22:49,172
Bottom of the fourth. Cerrano swings.
1272
01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:52,176
- Strike three. You're out.
- Misses and strikes out again.
1273
01:22:52,552 --> 01:22:53,553
He's a good pitch.
1274
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:56,222
Top of the fifth,
Sox threatening again here.
1275
01:22:56,389 --> 01:22:59,642
Bases loaded, two outs,
three and two on Dawson.
1276
01:22:59,809 --> 01:23:01,852
Schoup has to throw a strike.
1277
01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:05,189
The runners will be moving
on the pitch.
1278
01:23:05,356 --> 01:23:08,610
Here it is.
And Dawson drives one to deep center.
1279
01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:11,029
This is trouble.
Way back toward the wall.
1280
01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:12,447
Hayes racing.
1281
01:23:12,614 --> 01:23:14,240
Still going at the track.
1282
01:23:14,407 --> 01:23:15,825
He's got it!
1283
01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,159
Not this time.
1284
01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:23,041
And the Indians dodge
a three-run bullet.
1285
01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:25,293
What a catch by Hayes.
1286
01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:28,671
Two down, bottom of the fifth,
2 and 1 on Hayes,
1287
01:23:28,838 --> 01:23:30,882
trying to pick up Miller from third.
1288
01:23:31,049 --> 01:23:34,302
Hey, Black Hammer.
Read some of your reviews, man.
1289
01:23:34,469 --> 01:23:38,305
One guy said, "Willie Mays Hayes
couldn't play dead." Ha-ha-ha.
1290
01:23:38,306 --> 01:23:42,685
Bucek, the big Chicago
left-hander, winds, fires...
1291
01:23:42,852 --> 01:23:44,979
High. Ball three to Hayes.
1292
01:23:47,565 --> 01:23:49,776
He also said the stunts were a joke.
1293
01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:53,196
You do your own stunts,
or were you afraid of getting hurt?
1294
01:23:54,405 --> 01:23:58,117
If I get the chance to score,
we'll see who's afraid.
1295
01:23:59,744 --> 01:24:02,664
- I don't intend to slide.
- You don't?
1296
01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:05,208
You better.
Just because your movie bombed
1297
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:07,627
doesn't mean you have
to commit suicide.
1298
01:24:07,794 --> 01:24:10,296
Hayes waits for the 3-0 delivery.
1299
01:24:10,463 --> 01:24:11,923
Low. Ball four.
1300
01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:15,176
- I'll be home soon, honey.
- I'll be waiting, sweetheart.
1301
01:24:15,343 --> 01:24:18,763
So Bucek walks Hayes,
putting runners at the corners
1302
01:24:18,930 --> 01:24:23,351
as Baker comes to the plate
with the Indians still trailing, 2 to 1.
1303
01:24:23,518 --> 01:24:26,228
That little sheep back home
probably misses you, huh, Rube?
1304
01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:29,856
The runners take their leads.
1305
01:24:29,857 --> 01:24:31,943
Bucek checks, comes to the plate.
1306
01:24:32,110 --> 01:24:35,363
Baker swings and lines a drive
to the left field corner.
1307
01:24:35,530 --> 01:24:36,864
It's off the wall.
1308
01:24:37,031 --> 01:24:40,034
Belmonti up with it. Miller scores.
1309
01:24:40,201 --> 01:24:43,120
Hayes flying around third.
Here comes the throw.
1310
01:24:43,121 --> 01:24:44,079
Come on!
1311
01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:48,543
Sucker!
1312
01:24:51,170 --> 01:24:53,548
Hayes scores.
1313
01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:56,758
And the Indians lead, 3 to 2.
1314
01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:01,973
I told you I wasn't gonna slide.
1315
01:25:02,932 --> 01:25:07,145
- You got a long way to go, pecker head.
- That's Mr. Pecker Head to you, pal. Ah!
1316
01:25:07,478 --> 01:25:09,229
Yeah, baby.
1317
01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:15,194
Ha, ha! Now we're starting to roll, boys.
1318
01:25:15,361 --> 01:25:16,404
Are you all right?
1319
01:25:16,904 --> 01:25:20,283
Oh, yeah. I love this British stuff.
1320
01:25:20,450 --> 01:25:23,578
General Spenser-Ewell was a patient
of your Uncle Richard's.
1321
01:25:23,745 --> 01:25:25,580
Arthur and I dined...
1322
01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:27,999
Top of the seventh, 3-2 Indians.
1323
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:30,543
But the White Sox have runners
at the corners.
1324
01:25:30,710 --> 01:25:33,254
Schoup is two and one to Parkman.
1325
01:25:33,421 --> 01:25:35,423
Parkman doing his little shimmy.
1326
01:25:35,590 --> 01:25:38,301
It makes the women
here in Cleveland puke.
1327
01:25:38,468 --> 01:25:39,594
All right, Schoup.
1328
01:25:41,888 --> 01:25:43,096
Schoup delivers.
1329
01:25:43,097 --> 01:25:47,393
Parkman swings and hammers
a long drive to deep left center field.
1330
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:50,646
Back goes Hayes, way back.
It's gone.
1331
01:25:50,813 --> 01:25:52,063
Damn.
1332
01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:57,528
Yes, yes. Parkman, you stud.
1333
01:25:57,695 --> 01:26:02,784
And Parkman puts the Sox
back on top, 5 to 3.
1334
01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:09,582
You scumbag bum. Sit down!
1335
01:26:12,418 --> 01:26:15,296
See? I told you.
1336
01:26:15,463 --> 01:26:18,508
Bring out the tarp. Cover the field.
1337
01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:20,218
I can't watch this anymore.
1338
01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:21,677
It's over.
1339
01:26:21,844 --> 01:26:22,887
Turn the lights out.
1340
01:26:23,054 --> 01:26:27,517
Let's get the bulldozers in here
and turn this place into a parking lot.
1341
01:26:28,392 --> 01:26:30,686
- All right.
- Let's go.
1342
01:26:30,978 --> 01:26:32,563
That his elderly mother...
1343
01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:34,816
This is tragic stuff.
1344
01:26:34,982 --> 01:26:37,777
Bottom of the eighth, two down,
Campbell at first.
1345
01:26:37,944 --> 01:26:42,990
The Indians trailing by two,
down to their last four outs.
1346
01:26:43,282 --> 01:26:45,201
Taylor's gotta get something done
1347
01:26:45,368 --> 01:26:48,704
or he'll have the bottom
of the order in the 9th.
1348
01:26:57,004 --> 01:26:58,422
Dorn.
1349
01:27:00,341 --> 01:27:01,926
- Yeah?
- This guy.
1350
01:27:02,093 --> 01:27:04,053
- He used to pitch you inside, didn't he?
- Yeah.
1351
01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:06,597
Get a bat and step into one.
1352
01:27:06,764 --> 01:27:09,392
- What?
- Let him hit you. I need another runner.
1353
01:27:10,268 --> 01:27:13,229
- Are you crazy?
- It's only way you'll get in the game.
1354
01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:15,356
Come on, Roger,
take one for the team.
1355
01:27:15,523 --> 01:27:17,108
- Oh.
- Come on, Rog.
1356
01:27:20,611 --> 01:27:22,280
- It's not my bat.
- Get in there.
1357
01:27:22,446 --> 01:27:24,740
- Let's go, Roger.
- Attaboy.
1358
01:27:25,283 --> 01:27:28,244
And Taylor is sending up Roger Dorn?
1359
01:27:28,411 --> 01:27:30,913
Dorn is 0 for the century
against this guy
1360
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:33,875
but has several foul tips.
1361
01:27:35,877 --> 01:27:40,214
So Dorn inches in
and gets ready to face Bucek.
1362
01:27:41,465 --> 01:27:43,175
Here's the pitch.
1363
01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:44,468
- Oh, God.
- Oh!
1364
01:27:44,635 --> 01:27:47,220
Oh, and Dorn is hit right in the back.
1365
01:27:47,221 --> 01:27:49,891
- And the Indians catch a break.
- Boo!
1366
01:27:50,057 --> 01:27:52,267
They'll have runners
at first and second
1367
01:27:52,268 --> 01:27:54,604
with Dorn representing the tying run.
1368
01:27:55,104 --> 01:27:56,105
Pinch runner.
1369
01:27:56,689 --> 01:27:58,149
No.
1370
01:28:00,735 --> 01:28:02,653
God, that hurts.
1371
01:28:03,029 --> 01:28:05,990
Markley, get in there and run for Dorn.
1372
01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:08,951
Uh-uh.
1373
01:28:15,166 --> 01:28:16,417
Dorn.
1374
01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,961
So Dorn gets his first hit of the season.
1375
01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:21,964
Although it doesn't look like
he's ready to leave yet.
1376
01:28:22,131 --> 01:28:23,089
Dorn.
1377
01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:25,134
Taylor may have to call the cops.
1378
01:28:25,593 --> 01:28:26,719
Dorn!
1379
01:28:29,597 --> 01:28:31,265
All right, Dorn.
1380
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:34,393
Nice game.
1381
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:36,938
Well, Dorn finally leaves
after putting on
1382
01:28:37,104 --> 01:28:39,690
a very impressive exhibition
of stretching.
1383
01:28:39,857 --> 01:28:42,360
And that brings up the potential
go-ahead run
1384
01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:44,695
in the person of Pedro Cerrano.
1385
01:28:44,862 --> 01:28:48,199
Pedro's left a small village
on the base paths tonight.
1386
01:28:48,366 --> 01:28:51,035
Parkman, my good friend,
how you doing?
1387
01:28:51,202 --> 01:28:54,121
Look at the scoreboard, Buddha.
I'm doing fine.
1388
01:28:55,206 --> 01:28:57,041
Pedro, Pedro!
1389
01:28:57,208 --> 01:29:00,336
Pedro, Pedro! Pedro!
1390
01:29:00,503 --> 01:29:02,755
Bucek's set at the belt.
1391
01:29:03,631 --> 01:29:06,384
Delivers. Swung on and missed.
1392
01:29:06,884 --> 01:29:09,512
And Cerrano is down a strike.
1393
01:29:10,554 --> 01:29:12,264
This guy is not messing around.
1394
01:29:12,431 --> 01:29:14,558
He's going right after Pedro.
1395
01:29:15,643 --> 01:29:18,229
From the stretch. He's ready.
1396
01:29:18,980 --> 01:29:20,940
- Fires.
- Strike.
1397
01:29:21,107 --> 01:29:23,067
Whoa, that had some quickness.
1398
01:29:23,234 --> 01:29:27,196
So two straight heaters,
and Cerrano is down to his last strike.
1399
01:29:37,456 --> 01:29:39,333
Oh, you guys.
1400
01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:41,419
Cerrano back in the box.
1401
01:29:41,585 --> 01:29:43,587
That last pitch, man.
1402
01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:45,297
That was beautiful.
1403
01:29:51,804 --> 01:29:53,973
Bucek has his sign and comes set.
1404
01:29:54,974 --> 01:29:56,726
Here's the pitch to Cerrano.
1405
01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:59,645
He swings and drives one
into deep left center.
1406
01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:02,481
Way back. Going, going,
1407
01:30:03,190 --> 01:30:06,318
gone to the upper deck!
1408
01:30:06,485 --> 01:30:07,820
Yes.
1409
01:30:07,987 --> 01:30:10,864
Not as beautiful as that, though.
Ha-ha-ha!
1410
01:30:15,494 --> 01:30:19,040
Way to go, Pedro.
Big knock, baby. Big knock.
1411
01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:23,252
And the Indians lead, 6 to 5.
1412
01:30:32,595 --> 01:30:36,223
Look at that scoreboard now,
grasshopper.
1413
01:30:36,390 --> 01:30:37,850
Yeah.
1414
01:30:39,769 --> 01:30:42,229
Oh, my God.
1415
01:30:48,652 --> 01:30:51,363
- What a shot.
- Three more outs, we go to the Series.
1416
01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:54,158
So what? They'll blow it in the ninth.
1417
01:30:54,325 --> 01:30:56,452
- Hey!
- I'm sick of you. What are you--?
1418
01:30:56,619 --> 01:30:57,912
You jerk-offs!
1419
01:30:58,704 --> 01:31:02,291
We're in the ninth.
Two down, two and one to Termini.
1420
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,460
Once again,
the Indians one out away
1421
01:31:04,627 --> 01:31:07,797
from the American League
Championship. Here's the pitch.
1422
01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:09,840
Ball three.
1423
01:31:10,007 --> 01:31:14,762
And Schoup is now only one pitch away
from putting the go-ahead run on.
1424
01:31:14,929 --> 01:31:18,349
You gotta love this kind of excitement,
don't you, Monte?
1425
01:31:18,516 --> 01:31:21,185
You took the words
right out of my mouth.
1426
01:31:22,770 --> 01:31:23,771
Here's the pitch.
1427
01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:25,481
Ball four.
1428
01:31:25,648 --> 01:31:28,359
And the Sox have two aboard
with Beck coming up
1429
01:31:28,526 --> 01:31:30,820
who already
has a two-run double tonight.
1430
01:31:30,986 --> 01:31:31,987
Come on.
1431
01:31:32,655 --> 01:31:35,199
- Time.
- Time!
1432
01:31:37,118 --> 01:31:40,246
You ain't got nobody left, Taylor!
1433
01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:44,750
You're Old Mother Hubbard
and only bones in the cupboard!
1434
01:31:45,501 --> 01:31:47,419
- Good job.
- Thanks.
1435
01:31:47,586 --> 01:31:50,631
Outstanding game, Schoupie.
You fought them all the way.
1436
01:31:50,798 --> 01:31:52,800
Can't believe I walked
that Punch-and-Judy hitter.
1437
01:31:52,967 --> 01:31:54,885
We'll get them for you.
1438
01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:57,263
Give me Vaughn.
1439
01:31:58,264 --> 01:31:59,431
You mean Rick Vaughn?
1440
01:31:59,598 --> 01:32:01,058
Yeah.
1441
01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,435
He's pitching to Beck, not Parkman.
1442
01:32:03,602 --> 01:32:05,771
He wants the righty!
1443
01:32:05,938 --> 01:32:07,898
The Vile Thing!
1444
01:32:08,065 --> 01:32:11,318
The Grab-Your-Throat-
and-Choke Thing!
1445
01:32:11,485 --> 01:32:13,237
Blow it out your ass, lard-mouth.
1446
01:32:13,404 --> 01:32:14,989
Oh, my God.
1447
01:32:15,156 --> 01:32:16,657
Oh, my God!
1448
01:32:21,829 --> 01:32:23,539
Oh, my God. It's him.
1449
01:32:23,706 --> 01:32:25,749
Crank it, Jerry.
1450
01:32:39,847 --> 01:32:41,182
Oh, no.
1451
01:32:41,348 --> 01:32:44,351
Not that goddamn song again.
1452
01:32:50,107 --> 01:32:52,818
The bad seed is back!
1453
01:32:52,985 --> 01:32:57,573
It's Wild Thing! Aah!
1454
01:32:57,907 --> 01:32:59,241
♪ Wild Thing ♪
1455
01:33:01,535 --> 01:33:03,412
♪ You make my heart sing ♪
1456
01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:09,710
♪ You make everything groovy ♪
1457
01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:12,671
♪ Come on, Wild Thing ♪
1458
01:33:12,838 --> 01:33:15,341
Hey, hey! Yeah! Whoo!
1459
01:33:20,679 --> 01:33:23,015
Nice look. Welcome back, Vaughn.
1460
01:33:23,182 --> 01:33:24,391
Good to be back.
1461
01:33:25,267 --> 01:33:29,438
Okay. Now, Beck likes them
on the outer half, so jam him.
1462
01:33:30,314 --> 01:33:31,565
I want Parkman.
1463
01:33:31,941 --> 01:33:33,859
Parkman's not up. Beck's the hitter.
1464
01:33:34,026 --> 01:33:36,528
- I'll walk him.
- And load the bases for Parkman?
1465
01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:39,823
- What are you, nuts?
- I want Parkman.
1466
01:33:44,578 --> 01:33:45,746
♪ Wild thing ♪
1467
01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:51,877
All right. Go get him, Rick.
1468
01:33:52,586 --> 01:33:55,089
♪ You make everything groovy ♪♪
1469
01:33:55,256 --> 01:33:58,717
Hey, when the tough get going,
the going get tough.
1470
01:34:17,111 --> 01:34:18,988
Okay, Ricky, baby.
1471
01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:21,156
Time for some serious cheese!
1472
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:22,992
The Roquefort rocket!
1473
01:34:23,158 --> 01:34:24,618
The brie bullet!
1474
01:34:24,785 --> 01:34:27,371
The parmesan pellet!
1475
01:34:27,538 --> 01:34:28,872
Yeah!
1476
01:34:35,796 --> 01:34:40,259
So in a surprise move,
Vaughn is on the pitch here.
1477
01:34:40,426 --> 01:34:41,384
Ball one!
1478
01:34:41,385 --> 01:34:43,929
They'll walk Beck to get to Parkman.
1479
01:34:44,096 --> 01:34:46,515
Obviously, Taylor's thinking...
1480
01:34:47,057 --> 01:34:49,727
I don't know what the hell
he's thinking.
1481
01:34:52,855 --> 01:34:56,482
New haircut, same dead arm.
1482
01:34:58,694 --> 01:35:01,613
And there's ball four,
and Beck trots to first.
1483
01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:05,909
So they're loaded for Jack Parkman
1484
01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:08,912
who's hitting just over.900
against Vaughn.
1485
01:35:09,455 --> 01:35:12,082
Parkman homered
the last time he faced him.
1486
01:35:12,249 --> 01:35:17,545
Now batting, number 15,
Jack Parkman.
1487
01:35:35,731 --> 01:35:37,816
You wanted him, you got him, man.
1488
01:35:37,983 --> 01:35:39,735
Okay, Rick. Let's get nasty.
1489
01:35:41,403 --> 01:35:44,114
Vaughn looking for the sign.
1490
01:35:44,281 --> 01:35:46,241
And he's got it.
1491
01:35:50,204 --> 01:35:54,540
Swung on and missed. Strike one.
And he had something on that baby.
1492
01:35:54,541 --> 01:35:55,584
Ooh.
1493
01:35:57,461 --> 01:35:59,046
Boy's pumped up.
1494
01:35:59,213 --> 01:36:01,465
Looks like I'm gonna have
to get serious.
1495
01:36:02,549 --> 01:36:04,385
Vaughn back on the slab.
1496
01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:12,226
Baker gives him the sign.
1497
01:36:12,726 --> 01:36:15,354
Vaughn ready, and here it comes.
1498
01:36:16,021 --> 01:36:18,899
Swung on and foul to the screen.
1499
01:36:19,066 --> 01:36:21,527
And Parkman wasn't fooled
on that one.
1500
01:36:21,693 --> 01:36:23,612
Oh, he just missed it.
1501
01:36:23,779 --> 01:36:25,406
I got your timing now.
1502
01:36:25,989 --> 01:36:29,451
I bet you don't have enough hair
on your ass to throw another one.
1503
01:36:29,618 --> 01:36:31,537
Well, here it comes, Parkman.
1504
01:36:31,703 --> 01:36:34,415
Old number one, the Terminator.
1505
01:36:34,581 --> 01:36:37,543
You get a piece of it,
you can rename it.
1506
01:36:46,260 --> 01:36:47,428
Blow this chump away.
1507
01:36:47,594 --> 01:36:49,930
Stay with the smoke, Rick.
Just go after him.
1508
01:36:52,015 --> 01:36:54,518
Mr. Parkman,
you're a great ball player,
1509
01:36:54,685 --> 01:36:57,813
and I'd just like to say
you're standing on the tracks,
1510
01:36:57,980 --> 01:37:00,690
and the train's coming through,
butt head.
1511
01:37:03,277 --> 01:37:04,653
To hell with the signals.
1512
01:37:04,820 --> 01:37:06,405
Bring it here, Ricky.
1513
01:37:06,572 --> 01:37:09,491
So Vaughn is nothing and two
to Parkman.
1514
01:37:31,138 --> 01:37:32,305
Swung on and missed.
1515
01:37:34,057 --> 01:37:36,685
And the Indians win it. It's all over.
1516
01:37:36,852 --> 01:37:38,270
The Indians win it!
1517
01:37:54,786 --> 01:37:57,623
Shit. Son of a bitch.
1518
01:37:57,789 --> 01:38:01,418
Damn, I gotta get out of this business.
Oh!
1519
01:38:01,585 --> 01:38:03,712
Attaboy, Rick. I knew you could do it.
1520
01:38:03,879 --> 01:38:07,216
- Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown, calm down.
- I knew you could do it. Yeah.
1521
01:38:07,382 --> 01:38:11,345
I love this shit,
and I may move to England. Ah!
1522
01:38:12,596 --> 01:38:14,264
I told you we'd win!
1523
01:38:14,431 --> 01:38:16,642
I told you in spring training we'd win!
1524
01:38:16,808 --> 01:38:17,893
Yeah!
1525
01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:19,602
Indians!
1526
01:38:21,563 --> 01:38:22,773
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1527
01:38:22,940 --> 01:38:25,651
We're going to the World Series now.
1528
01:38:30,239 --> 01:38:31,949
Yeah! Whoo!
1529
01:38:33,534 --> 01:38:35,035
Yeah!
1530
01:38:38,330 --> 01:38:40,582
There is no God.
1531
01:38:40,749 --> 01:38:42,376
Yeah!
1532
01:38:43,001 --> 01:38:44,127
We did it. We did it.
1533
01:38:44,294 --> 01:38:46,588
- We did it.
- What's up? Bring it here, baby.
1534
01:38:47,130 --> 01:38:50,592
Yeah. All right. Thank you. Thanks.
1535
01:38:50,759 --> 01:38:52,970
You were so wonderful out there, Rick.
1536
01:38:53,345 --> 01:38:55,138
The General Cereals reps are here.
1537
01:38:55,305 --> 01:38:57,849
Great game.
We'd like to offer you a three-year--
1538
01:38:58,016 --> 01:39:01,520
I'm sorry. You got the wrong guy.
I'm sure you make a great cereal.
1539
01:39:01,687 --> 01:39:05,816
But I like my hair the way it is.
And I don't get up in time to eat breakfast.
1540
01:39:05,983 --> 01:39:07,401
Rick, what are you saying?
1541
01:39:09,027 --> 01:39:12,614
You're a great gal, Flannery,
much too good for me.
1542
01:39:12,781 --> 01:39:14,324
Take a hike.
1543
01:39:26,878 --> 01:39:27,879
Nikki, hold it.
1544
01:39:28,714 --> 01:39:34,303
Nikki, look, I know I was a jerk the other
night, but I want to make it up to you.
1545
01:39:34,469 --> 01:39:36,555
Don't let him sweet talk you, Miss R.
1546
01:39:37,139 --> 01:39:41,226
I got World Series tickets for the kids,
dugout boxes.
1547
01:39:41,393 --> 01:39:44,062
Take him back. I mean, I forgive him.
1548
01:39:44,229 --> 01:39:48,024
Thank you. I'm sure these guys
will really be happy with the tickets.
1549
01:39:50,027 --> 01:39:51,445
Congratulations.
1550
01:39:51,612 --> 01:39:55,115
Wait, Nikki. I want you to come out
with me and celebrate.
1551
01:39:55,574 --> 01:39:56,867
For an hour.
1552
01:39:57,034 --> 01:40:00,287
A year.
Whatever. Just come out with me.
1553
01:40:05,042 --> 01:40:08,545
All right. What do you say
we start with an hour?
1554
01:40:20,557 --> 01:40:24,310
♪ Well, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother knockin' ♪
1555
01:40:24,311 --> 01:40:27,021
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother knockin' ♪
1556
01:40:27,022 --> 01:40:30,567
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother, come on in ♪
1557
01:40:32,653 --> 01:40:35,488
♪ Kick off your shoes
Start losin' the blues ♪
1558
01:40:35,489 --> 01:40:38,240
♪ 'Cause this old house
Ain't got nothin' to lose ♪
1559
01:40:38,241 --> 01:40:42,162
♪ Seen it all for years,
Start spreadin' the news ♪
1560
01:40:43,497 --> 01:40:47,626
♪ We got room on the floor,
Come on, baby, shake some loose ♪
1561
01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:52,213
♪ Well, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother knockin' ♪
1562
01:40:52,214 --> 01:40:55,174
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother knockin' ♪
1563
01:40:55,175 --> 01:40:58,970
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother, come on in ♪
1564
01:41:41,847 --> 01:41:44,765
♪ Well, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother knockin' ♪
1565
01:41:44,766 --> 01:41:47,560
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother knockin' ♪
1566
01:41:47,561 --> 01:41:51,356
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother, come on in ♪
1567
01:41:53,275 --> 01:41:55,901
♪ Walkin' up the street
You can hear the sound ♪
1568
01:41:55,902 --> 01:41:58,654
♪ Of some bad honky-tonkers
Really layin' it down ♪
1569
01:41:58,655 --> 01:42:02,617
♪ They've seen it all for years
And got nothin' to lose ♪
1570
01:42:03,910 --> 01:42:07,998
♪ So get out on the floor
Shimmy 'til you shake some loose ♪
1571
01:42:09,499 --> 01:42:12,376
♪ Well, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother knockin' ♪
1572
01:42:12,377 --> 01:42:15,254
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother knockin' ♪
1573
01:42:15,255 --> 01:42:19,050
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin',
Don't bother, come on in ♪
1574
01:42:20,385 --> 01:42:24,931
♪ I said the house is a rockin',
Don't bother, come on in ♪♪
1575
01:42:31,104 --> 01:42:33,315
♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
1576
01:42:34,483 --> 01:42:36,651
♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
1577
01:42:37,694 --> 01:42:42,032
♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
1578
01:42:43,992 --> 01:42:46,453
♪ At a glance I looked at you ♪
1579
01:42:47,204 --> 01:42:50,081
♪ Just as fast, I felt brand-new ♪
1580
01:42:50,540 --> 01:42:55,504
♪ Oh you, look at you ♪
1581
01:42:57,464 --> 01:43:00,091
♪ If I made a pass at you ♪
1582
01:43:00,801 --> 01:43:03,261
♪ Would you say
That we were through? ♪
1583
01:43:03,637 --> 01:43:08,683
♪ Oh you, look at you ♪
1584
01:43:10,852 --> 01:43:15,565
♪ Oh, treat yourself right,
Come with me, say I do ♪
1585
01:43:17,651 --> 01:43:20,362
♪ Singing whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
1586
01:43:21,363 --> 01:43:24,032
♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
1587
01:43:50,892 --> 01:43:54,770
♪ Singing whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
1588
01:43:54,771 --> 01:44:02,320
- ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
- ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
1589
01:44:03,947 --> 01:44:06,866
♪ Singing whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
1590
01:44:06,867 --> 01:44:10,077
- ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
- ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
1591
01:44:10,078 --> 01:44:16,126
- ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪
- ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪♪