1 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:16,768 [ORGAN PLAYING] 2 00:00:35,495 --> 00:00:37,205 [♪♪♪] 3 00:00:39,499 --> 00:00:44,504 Hello, everybody. Harry Doyle here, welcoming all you Wahoo maniacs 4 00:00:44,671 --> 00:00:47,340 to the year's first session of Tribe Talk. 5 00:00:47,507 --> 00:00:51,052 As you know, the Indians had a Cinderella season last year, 6 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:54,347 despite the fact that toxic owner, Rachel Phelps, 7 00:00:54,514 --> 00:00:57,600 wanted the team to lose so she could move it to Florida. 8 00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:59,977 The Indians won the American League East 9 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:02,730 for the first time since divisional play began. 10 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:05,817 Rachel's gone now, thank God, 11 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:09,654 having sold the team to retired Indian third baseman Roger Dorn, 12 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:12,990 after a long, hard-fought series of negotiations. 13 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:16,202 I might be willing to go as high as a hundred. 14 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:19,122 - One-twenty. - One-twenty? You just started at 110. 15 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:21,499 - One-thirty. - Rachel, this isn't fair. 16 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:23,083 - One-forty. - One-thirty. 17 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:24,460 - One-fifty. - We'll take it. 18 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:27,922 Oh, you're good, Dorn. 19 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:31,884 HARRY: Even with Dorn in the owner's box, 20 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:35,138 the Indians are solid favorites to repeat in the East, 21 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,849 and go all the way to the World Series. 22 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,016 And why not? 23 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:42,019 Look at the lineup we have coming back. 24 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,313 First of all, the Cuban Crusher, 25 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,984 the voodoo man with the bad attitude, Pedro Cerrano. 26 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:51,279 Even though his training methods were a little unusual, 27 00:01:51,446 --> 00:01:54,323 Pedro finished in the top five in homers, RBIs, 28 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:57,660 slugging percentage and total baldness. 29 00:01:57,827 --> 00:02:01,581 Also back is center fielder Willie Mays Hayes, 30 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:05,793 who came out of nowhere to lead in great catches and stolen bases. 31 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,338 We're told he starred in an action movie during the off-season, 32 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:13,676 where he not only did his own stunts, but even his own acting. 33 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:17,221 And don't forget catcher and team leader, Jake Taylor. 34 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:20,933 Despite chronic knee problems, he had a fine season 35 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:25,188 and beat out the bunt that drove in the run that won the division title. 36 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,816 Finally, one of the brightest, young stars in the game today, 37 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:31,486 Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn. 38 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,615 Vaughn began the season in the uniform of the California Penal League, 39 00:02:35,782 --> 00:02:38,534 and had some control problems early on. 40 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,704 But with the help of a pair of black horn-rims, 41 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:45,416 he went on to set a Major League record for strikeouts 42 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:48,795 in one season by an ex-car thief. 43 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:52,840 All in all, things couldn't be looking better for the Tribe. 44 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:56,719 [IN JAPANESE] 45 00:02:57,512 --> 00:02:58,805 Hey. 46 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:01,224 - Guys, we signed Jack Parkman. - What? 47 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,892 - Parkman? - We signed Parkman. 48 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:05,061 - All right. - This is great. 49 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,563 - Hey. Add 42 homers to our lineup. - At least. 50 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:11,359 Guys, this is the year we go all the way. 51 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:13,027 [CHANTING] All the way. 52 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:16,364 All the way. All the way. 53 00:03:16,531 --> 00:03:19,617 All the way. All the way. 54 00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:23,745 All the way. All the way. 55 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:26,249 [♪♪♪] 56 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,012 [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING] 57 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,139 Listen. 58 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,267 Sounds like a Harley. 59 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:47,728 It's gotta be him. 60 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:52,650 [X's "WILD THING" PLAYING ON RADIO] 61 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,611 ♪ Wild thing ♪ 62 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,615 ♪ You make my heart sing ♪♪ 63 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:01,908 [CROWD GROANS] 64 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,994 False alarm. 65 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:05,788 [♪♪♪] 66 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,384 - Hey. - Look at that. 67 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,356 Hi, gang. How's it going? 68 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,778 Appreciate you all coming out. Good to see you. 69 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,865 Yeah. Nice outfits. Those haircuts are cute. 70 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:43,784 - Benny, I thought you were still in jail. - I escaped. 71 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,078 Attaboy. What do you say, big guy? 72 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,372 See you in the show someday. 73 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,667 Cute? 74 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,878 Say it ain't so, Rick. 75 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:55,837 Yeah, right. 76 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,548 [♪♪♪] 77 00:05:11,604 --> 00:05:13,397 Jake, how you doing? 78 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,524 Fine. Good to see you again, Lou. 79 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,901 How's the leg? 80 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,069 Good. Good. 81 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,571 - Feel like a kid again, Skip. - Good. 82 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:24,283 There's a rookie I'll need your help with for a couple of weeks. 83 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,410 Baker. 84 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:32,375 Jake, this here is Rube Baker. 85 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:36,087 I want you to help him with a little problem he has. 86 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:42,551 All right. 87 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:46,430 Mr. Taylor? I knew you know from which you speak, 88 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:50,226 I'm sure you'll help me with my problem, which I'm bound to beat. 89 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,728 There ain't no odds against being yourself, 90 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,897 no matter what the percentages are. 91 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:58,109 Let me ask you something, Rube? 92 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:02,029 Yeah. Oh, I bet you're wondering how I get the nickname Rube. 93 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:07,159 No, I got a good idea how that happened. What exactly is your problem? 94 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:08,744 Well-- 95 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:12,581 Hell, that's the biggest damn car I ever saw. 96 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,542 [♪♪♪] 97 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,930 ♪ Everything I do ♪ 98 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,684 ♪ Got to be funky ♪ 99 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:37,064 ♪ Everything I do People, now ♪ 100 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,650 ♪ Got to be funky ♪ 101 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,529 - Say, Jake. Whoo-hoo! JAKE: Hey, Willie. 102 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,283 ♪ You just might get Some funk on you ♪♪ 103 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,326 Who are they? 104 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:54,373 - They are our center fielder. - Oh. 105 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,212 - What's up? - Hey, hey, Willie. 106 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:04,175 - What's up? Hey, welcome back. - What's up? 107 00:07:04,884 --> 00:07:07,595 Nice little 'do there. What, you running for office? 108 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:09,805 No, I'm just trying to clean up my act. 109 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:13,142 Can't play the street punk when you're making seven figures. 110 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:14,977 Who's that? 111 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,440 RICK: It's gotta be Parkman, our new free agent. 112 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,442 Nice jacket. 113 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:25,154 WILLIE: Come on, let's check it out. 114 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:34,663 Say, Parkman, even though we're competing for the same position, 115 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,666 I'm glad they signed you. You're a good ballplayer. 116 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,920 Cut the crap, Taylor. I don't like you, you don't like me. 117 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:44,548 I just hope you don't blame your bum knees when I take your job. 118 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,179 You want me to bean him? 119 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:53,641 I'll just beat him out for the job. 120 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:56,894 RUBE: "Avoid spraying toward open flame. 121 00:07:57,061 --> 00:07:59,605 Contents under pressure. 122 00:07:59,772 --> 00:08:02,942 Shake can before use. 123 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:05,903 Press--" What? 124 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,906 [♪♪♪] 125 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,326 Jeez. 126 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:15,496 I'm sorry, Mr. Cerrano. 127 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,748 I just... Heh. 128 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,713 You are forgiven. 129 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,425 I love you all. Ha-ha-ha. 130 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:32,888 Jake. 131 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,598 Lou. 132 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,475 My great and good friends. 133 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:38,727 How you doing? 134 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,272 - You okay, Pedro? - Okay? 135 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,607 I free and clear. 136 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:45,609 Did he say free and queer? 137 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:47,945 Clear. 138 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:53,701 Free of anger and hostility that run Cerrano's life. Uhn! 139 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,705 Meditation is key. 140 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:00,249 Five months... 141 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,668 under Master Hama Masasuri. 142 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:06,255 No more voodoo, just much peace and wideness of love. 143 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,300 At one with all. 144 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,552 [♪♪♪] 145 00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:24,023 [♪♪♪] 146 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,616 WILLIE: Whoo! Get up there, baby. PEDRO: It's beautiful, man. 147 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:34,825 Oh. 148 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:42,208 WILLIE: Ow! Another jack job. 149 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,584 Fore. 150 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,296 - Three-70. - Whoopee. 151 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,592 Hey, Hayes, what are you doing? 152 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:53,844 Going deep. 153 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:57,473 - I buffed up this winter. - You needed to to wear all that jewelry? 154 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,226 Just remember, you're our leadoff man. 155 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,937 You're paid to get on base, not hit home runs. 156 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,856 Keep the ball on the ground. 157 00:10:11,362 --> 00:10:13,113 That's enough for the first day. 158 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,199 After five pitches? 159 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,244 Hey. 160 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,412 What was that last pitch you threw me? 161 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,581 I call it the Eliminator. 162 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:25,334 It's a combination screwball, split-finger. 163 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,670 - You name your pitches now? - Yeah. 164 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:31,423 Sort of a marketing thing, you know, like Nolan Ryan's Express. 165 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,426 I'm also working on a forkball, slider combination. 166 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:38,138 Well, whatever happened to the boring, old 96-mile-an-hour fastball? 167 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,682 - The Terminator? - Whatever. 168 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,683 It'll be there when I need it. 169 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,977 Jake, I don't wanna become one of these one-year phenoms 170 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,605 who burns himself out throwing nothing but gas. 171 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:50,484 I gotta start thinking in terms of a career, not just a season. 172 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:59,159 You work with Rube on his little problem yet? 173 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,040 Now, step and throw. 174 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,294 Damn it, catcher. That's a damn good play. 175 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:12,006 Well, he looks pretty sharp to me. What exactly is his problem? 176 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,681 [♪♪♪] 177 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,600 [COUGHS THEN GRUNTS] 178 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:28,397 RUBE: Uhn! Doggone it. 179 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:29,815 Jeez, Louise. 180 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,275 Duke. 181 00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:32,860 Rube. 182 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:38,949 What's going through your head before you throw the ball back to the pitcher? 183 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,702 I'm thinking, "I don't wanna screw this up." 184 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:46,749 What are you thinking when you throw a strike to nail the runner at second base? 185 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:51,628 - I'm not thinking nothing. I just throw it. - You see what I'm getting at? 186 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,841 You want the pitcher to pitch from second base? 187 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,844 Aw... 188 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:04,558 If we walk somebody, this guy's gonna turn it into an inside-the-park home run. 189 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,186 Yeah. Whoa. 190 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,731 - Your first spring babe, Vaughn? RICK: Who, her? 191 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,232 WILLIE: Yeah. RICK: No. 192 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,486 There she is. 193 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,821 [♪♪♪] 194 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:24,620 WILLIE: Hoo-wee. Shucky-ducky now. 195 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,623 Excuse me, gentlemen. 196 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:31,377 - Hi, baby. - Hey, Flan, how are you? 197 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,420 - Good to see you. - You too. 198 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:36,799 FLAN: Good news. General Cereals people are interested... 199 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,926 WILLIE: Money's gone to his head. JAKE: Yeah. 200 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,554 Let's go take a ride in my limo. 201 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,305 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ON TV] 202 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:45,849 WILLIE: There it is, man. 203 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,227 Watch this. 204 00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,854 Hey. 205 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,276 [GRUNTING AND SCREAMING] 206 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,949 ANNOUNCER: Willie Mays Hayes is Black Hammer. 207 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,828 [IMITATES TARZAN YELL] 208 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:18,090 Jesse "The Body" Ventura is White Lightning. 209 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:24,179 Together, they're taking on the mob. 210 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,017 Mine fell the hardest. 211 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,269 Mine are the deadest. 212 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,938 [BOTH CACKLE] 213 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,317 ANNOUNCER: These guys play for keeps. 214 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:41,321 Black Hammer, White Lightning, coming to a theater near you. 215 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,534 That spot didn't show the real dramatic parts, 216 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,495 like where they kill my boa constrictor and I vow revenge. 217 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,330 Oh. 218 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,835 - Hey, you're limping. - A little. 219 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,086 What about you? 220 00:13:56,253 --> 00:14:00,007 I'm a broken-down, has-been catcher. You're our leadoff man. 221 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,634 I sprained my knee doing a stunt for the flick. 222 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,637 Don't worry about it. I'm gonna be fine by opening day. 223 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:09,016 Besides, I'm a power hitter now. 224 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,143 [♪♪♪] 225 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,609 - What do you call that garbage? - That's the Eliminator. 226 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,278 - The Eliminator? RICK: I got a new one I'll show you. 227 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,739 Get a piece of it, I'll let you name it. 228 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,084 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 229 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:42,299 I'd, uh... call it the Masturbator. 230 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,135 [♪♪♪] 231 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,391 Excellent pitch, man. 232 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,726 Cerrano, fool. 233 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,395 The ball and blue sky. 234 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,105 Beautiful. 235 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,608 Like lonely snowflake. 236 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,531 JAKE: Now, just pretend the pitcher's the second baseman. 237 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,286 [GRUNTS] 238 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,789 Golly. Jeez. 239 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,999 Goldarn it to heck. 240 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,376 Shoot. 241 00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:20,379 I couldn't hit sand if I fell off a camel. 242 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:22,089 Criminently. 243 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:25,717 They're gonna send me back to Omaha, and I don't even live there. 244 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:29,012 I'm gone. I'm buzzard bait. 245 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,305 They're gonna cut me. 246 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,641 I know they're gonna cut me. 247 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,268 - Cripes. - Rube? 248 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,021 You look at Playboy all the time, don't you? 249 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:43,402 No, I don't just look at it. I read the articles. 250 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,070 Yeah, sure you do. 251 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:46,238 I do. 252 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:50,033 I especially like where they tell you what the girls' interests are. 253 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,662 Like Betsy loves surfing, gardening and working on motorcycles. 254 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,205 You memorize them? 255 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,001 Yup, I guess I do. 256 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:00,711 Bingo. 257 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,005 Huh? 258 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:13,222 Just do what I told you, okay? 259 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,225 [♪♪♪] 260 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,770 Could you throw that back to the pitcher, please? 261 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,108 Thank you. 262 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,824 Louise teaches aerobics and loves short shorts, 263 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,369 unicorns, and reruns of Three's Company. 264 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,371 - Her favorite sports are... - High. 265 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,958 air hockey, checkers, 266 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,210 and calf roping. Whoo! Ha! 267 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,338 Yeah. 268 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,508 [CROWD CHEERING] 269 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,348 Wow, Willie's really got some power. 270 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:58,060 Off a guy who'll be bagging groceries in a couple weeks. 271 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,192 [CROWD GROANS] 272 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,696 [CROWD CHEERING] 273 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:11,823 [GROANS] 274 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,409 Ooh. 275 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,829 It must be tough to be old. 276 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,922 You're out. 277 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,925 Hey. 278 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,220 - Good play, man. - Huh? 279 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,305 I love it. 280 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,184 Oh, you... 281 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,108 Damn. 282 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:49,611 [SIGHS] 283 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,199 One more year. 284 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,327 Yes. 285 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:00,956 Rube. 286 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,958 What are you doing? 287 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:08,046 If there's a red tag in there, that means I'm out of here, right? 288 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,549 There's always next year, and you're young. 289 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:11,758 Yeah, what the hell? 290 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,679 My mama always said it's better to eat shit than not eat at all. 291 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:19,599 Look at it this way. In the minor leagues, you'll play every day. 292 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,144 - Think of all the valuable-- - I made the team. 293 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,980 I made the team. We did it. 294 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,191 Pedro, guess what, man. 295 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,235 I'm on the rooster. 296 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:34,072 This team has completely lost its focus. 297 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,494 You think April is too early for a Roger Dorn Night? 298 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:40,662 Ugh. 299 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,875 Lou? Oh, hi, Roger. 300 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:48,545 I just wanna say I think carrying three catchers... 301 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,255 is probably a good idea. 302 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,674 Hold it a second, Jake. 303 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,343 Jake. 304 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,430 You're a very valuable part of this organization. 305 00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:02,309 The way you helped that kid with his problem, that was impressive. 306 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,980 He's got talent. With a little patience, he might even become a ballplayer. 307 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:12,152 What Dorn's trying to say, Jake, is we're not carrying three catchers. 308 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:16,114 We'd like you to stay on as a coach. 309 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,283 We're gonna need you. 310 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,664 - You'll make a great coach. - Screw you, Dorn. 311 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,459 I'm not a coach, I'm a ballplayer. 312 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,671 Why don't you find some shmuck with his belly hanging over his belt 313 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,090 and pastrami sticking out of his mouth? 314 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,136 I'm done with baseball. 315 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,183 JAKE: Called everywhere. 316 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,562 Nobody's looking for a 41-year-old catcher with bad knees. 317 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:51,483 Well, it's not like you don't have other options. 318 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,735 Alan Bellows wants you to join his brokerage firm. 319 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,738 [♪♪♪] 320 00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,951 Jack Pursoff wants me to head up one of his Pepsi distributorships. 321 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,536 And you'd be close to home. 322 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,039 I'd make a hell of a lot more money than I would as a coach. 323 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,794 So, what if I never made it to a World Series? 324 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,590 Well, I think it's pretty obvious what you ought to do. 325 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,009 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 326 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:36,278 I'll tell Dorn I begged you to come back. 327 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:39,948 Thanks, Skip. 328 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,244 [CROWD CHEERING] 329 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,705 - Hey. - How you doing? 330 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,206 Hola, how you doing, man? 331 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,084 Yeah. Hey. How you doing? 332 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,588 All right, all right, all right. Yeah. 333 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,673 - Hi, baby. - Hi, sweetie. How are you? 334 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,176 I've set up a little photo op with an inner-city youth group. 335 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:04,180 You mean, a gang? No problem. I used to be in one. I was in four or five. 336 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:08,226 No, these are first-time offenders. They're trying to keep out of gangs. 337 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:13,315 All you have to do is pose with a juvenile hall kid and the education director. 338 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,152 Do we really have to do this now? 339 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:21,072 Are you kidding? It doesn't hurt to show you have a social conscience, 340 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,408 that you're giving back to the community. You'll be fine. 341 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,035 WOMAN [OVER PA]: The final boarding call 342 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:29,623 for U.S. Air Flight 178, heading to Pittsburgh. 343 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,126 - All U.S. Air passengers... - Oh, man. It's him. 344 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,420 - Hi, Rick. - Nikki, how are you? 345 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,964 BOY: What's he doing in a suit? - Fine. 346 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,009 This is Frankie. He's one of my students. 347 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,679 He won room inspection five days in a row to be in this picture. 348 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:48,224 - You could eat prime rib off my floor. - Way to go, Frankie. 349 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:51,686 Just a minute, Rick. He has a problem with his flash. 350 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,397 Is that your new girlfriend? 351 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,566 Yeah. She's also my agent. 352 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,652 FRANKIE: Major babe. 353 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,072 Does she like riding on your Harley? 354 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,075 - Is this gonna happen or what? - Ready to go. 355 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,371 Don't tell me you sold the Harley. 356 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:13,249 Flannery has been great for me. I'm not the bum I used to be. 357 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,210 I liked the bum you used to be. 358 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:18,296 - Okay, that's it. Thanks a lot. - Great. 359 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,423 - Take care, Frankie. - All right. 360 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,634 - So long, kids. - Bye. 361 00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:24,427 See you later, Nikki. 362 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,722 Hey, Rick. I thought you might want this back. 363 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:30,182 You left it at my apartment. 364 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,185 [♪♪♪] 365 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:37,232 I don't have much use for it now, but thanks. 366 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:39,901 See you, Rick. 367 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,321 So long, Nikki. 368 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:52,163 Come on. 369 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:58,253 Folks, my next guest is about the closest thing baseball has to a rock star. 370 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:03,424 From the Cleveland Indians, Rick "The Wild Thing" Vaughn. 371 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,884 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 372 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:09,055 WOMEN: Rick, we love you! 373 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:19,983 Let's get right to it. 374 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:23,695 This whole Wild Thing label that you've been saddled with, 375 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:27,615 this has led a lot of people to believe that you're borderline scary. 376 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,910 Like you're a psycho. But you seem like a straight shooter. 377 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,496 - Yeah. - Where does this reputation come from? 378 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:37,667 From what I've read, you had some mix-up as a kid with the cops. 379 00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:40,211 And is that something you wanna talk about? 380 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:41,421 No. 381 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,215 Sure. I saw this new Corvette... 382 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:46,217 took it for a drive. 383 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,845 Just kind of boys-being-boys kind of thing? 384 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,597 Through four states. 385 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:54,059 Four states? Oh, that's a lot. 386 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,894 It ended in a high-speed chase. 387 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,147 Had it up there around 140 or so. 388 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:02,734 When I got out of the car, the cop had a real attitude. 389 00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:08,448 They were gonna throw the book at me, but my cousin dates a judge in Colorado. 390 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,365 He's a transvestite. 391 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,993 [GROANS] 392 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,664 - The judge or your cousin? - The judge. 393 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,918 Oh. Um... 394 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:23,671 Let's take a little break. More with Rick right after this. 395 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,882 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 396 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,676 [♪♪♪] 397 00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:32,013 HARRY: It's cool, it's overcast, 398 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:35,642 and it's foggy on opening day here in Cleveland. 399 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,644 Hello, everyone. I'm Harry Doyle 400 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,980 along with my friend and partner, Monte What's-His-Name, 401 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:44,067 giving a Wahoo welcome to all the Cleveland faithful. 402 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,945 It's a brand-new season and a new team spirit, 403 00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:52,242 as novice owner Roger Dorn has made two very savvy front office moves. 404 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:55,120 Acquiring free-agent slugger Jack Parkman, 405 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:59,582 and announcing his own retirement, eliminating a huge hole at third base. 406 00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:01,251 Hell, no. Not a great spring. 407 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,753 - Three and 24. - Oh, so what? 408 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,923 They had a bad spring. They did the same thing last year. 409 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:10,593 The important thing is that Parkman and Hayes are killing the ball. 410 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,263 Cerrano, he's lying in the weeds. 411 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,890 Rick Vaughn, he's off to a slow start. 412 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,851 But look out, they're gonna erupt. 413 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,562 They're gonna bust loose. They're gonna do it. 414 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,272 They're gonna bust loose. 415 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,232 - They're a powder keg. - Juggernaut. 416 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,192 - Okay. - Thank you. 417 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,404 Getting close now, as the Indians begin their drive 418 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:33,992 for a world championship against the hated Chicago White Sox, 419 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:37,537 who swept the Tribe right out of the playoffs last year. 420 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:41,790 And listen to the roar of the crowd as the Indians take the field. 421 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:42,708 [CROWD ROARING] 422 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,711 [ORGAN PLAYS "CHARGE"] 423 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,801 WOMAN: Mow them down, Wild Thing! 424 00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:57,098 Did you ever have that feeling you were just born for greatness? 425 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,728 HARRY: Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. 426 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:04,230 We're told he matured a lot over the winter. 427 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:07,442 Apparently, he's bathing now. Congratulations, Rick. 428 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,695 As you know, Monte, Vaughn's been working on new pitches, 429 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:15,116 the Eliminator and the Humiliator, to complement his fastball, the Terminator. 430 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:16,284 I heard that. 431 00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:20,371 Dynamite drop-in, Monte. That broadcast school has really paid off. 432 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,332 We're ready for the opening pitch. 433 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,167 Vaughn winds and fires. 434 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,920 It's a strike, and we're underway. 435 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,504 All right, Ricky. Good job! 436 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:30,757 Great pitch, man. Great pitch. 437 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:32,759 Do it again. Come on, let's see it. 438 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,177 God, he was-- He was-- 439 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,887 Yeah? 440 00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:39,724 HARRY: Vaughn winds for the 0-2 pitch. 441 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:41,684 Called strike three. 442 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:43,978 Called strike six. 443 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,106 Called strike nine. Inning over. 444 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,275 - Yeah, all right! - Yeah! 445 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,194 Break out the champagne. 446 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,820 It's in the bag. 447 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:56,115 The fat lady has left the building. 448 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,661 So Vaughn sets down the White Sox in the top of the first. 449 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:01,663 Willie Mays Hayes steps in. 450 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:05,124 Hayes had a great spring, adding the long ball to his speed. 451 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:10,004 ANNOUNCER: Now batting, double zero, Willie Mays Hayes. 452 00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:12,632 HARRY: Willie swinging his shillelagh at the plate. 453 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:18,054 And Hayes is calling his shot. He's pointing toward the left bleachers. 454 00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:20,640 All right, Willie. Right here, Willie! 455 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,600 What's he pointing at? 456 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,143 What? Does he know someone up there? 457 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,853 [♪♪♪] 458 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:30,775 Hayes ready at the plate. Alaimo into his windup and the pitch. 459 00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:33,236 Here's a swing and a drive to left and deep. 460 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:35,905 Way back. Belmonti racing toward the wall. 461 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,657 This one has a chance. 462 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,492 It's going, going-- 463 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:42,662 Not quite gone. 464 00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:45,248 Ha-ha. That had to be the wind. 465 00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:47,667 - It must've been the wind. - Yeah. 466 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,962 Top of the third. Vaughn's been in trouble a couple times, 467 00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:54,924 but has held the White Sox with his new assortment of breaking stuff. 468 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:58,052 Humiliator lined to left, a base hit. 469 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,890 Eliminator lined to right, another base hit. 470 00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:09,105 There's some real pus lined to center. 471 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:13,234 Termini is coming around third. The throw is cut off. He'll score. 472 00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:15,361 And it's 1-0, White Sox. 473 00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:21,075 - What? - What? 474 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,244 They're hammering the slow crap. 475 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:26,581 Think your arm could stand the strain of throwing a fastball? 476 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:29,584 Look, I'll throw it. You just make sure you catch it. 477 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,836 I will if it ever gets to me. 478 00:28:32,003 --> 00:28:34,213 God knows what Vaughn's gonna throw next. 479 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,965 He's running out of names. 480 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:37,759 That'll bring up Hank Shaw 481 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:40,887 who led the Sox in homeruns and RBIs last year. 482 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:43,598 I don't know how he keeps his mind on baseball, 483 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,641 what with the paternity suits. 484 00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:47,935 - Those are parking tickets. - Yeah. 485 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:50,480 MAN: Come on, Wild Thing! 486 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:55,568 Vaughn has his sign and comes set, checks the runner at second. 487 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:59,280 Here's the pitch to Shaw. Swung on and belted to deep right field. 488 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:00,740 Back goes Cerrano. 489 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:05,036 He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch this one. That baby is out of here. 490 00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:06,245 Oh, yes! 491 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,831 That looked like the Terminator, only slower. 492 00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:12,668 Maybe it was his Out-of-Stater, or it could've been the Hibernator. 493 00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:15,838 That baby is definitely going away for the winter. 494 00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:19,092 Whatever for Vaughn, it might be "see you later." 495 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,261 He's probably gonna become a spectator. 496 00:29:24,722 --> 00:29:27,392 Didn't have much on that one. 497 00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:30,103 Four-nothing, Chicago. Hayes at the plate. 498 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,437 And he's calling it again. 499 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,399 [CROWD CHEERING] 500 00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:36,984 - Come on. This time for sure! - Come on! 501 00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:40,154 Oh, forget that crap. Put the ball on the ground. 502 00:29:42,532 --> 00:29:47,203 Alaimo looking in for the sign and goes into his windup. 503 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:51,082 Swing and a drive to deep left. It could go this time. 504 00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:53,209 Yes! Yes! 505 00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:56,045 Belmonti back to the wall again. Way back! 506 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:57,964 - Come on! - Come to Papa. 507 00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,549 It is... 508 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:00,842 Come to Papa! 509 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,134 Caught. 510 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:03,261 [CROWD GROANS] 511 00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,763 Bite me, Belmonti! 512 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:09,308 Of course, he could be pointing at the left fielder. 513 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:13,062 Bottom of the sixth. 514 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:16,357 Jack Parkman stepping in with runners at the corners. 515 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:19,485 Parkman with two hits already today. 516 00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:22,530 Martinez leads away from first, Warren from third. 517 00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,533 Parkman doing his little shimmy. 518 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:29,287 It drives the women here in Cleveland crazy. 519 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:33,082 Vargas, the little left-hander, set at the belt. 520 00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:35,835 Here's the pitch. Parkman swings 521 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:39,338 and drives one to deep left center. Looks like he got it all. 522 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,591 It is goodbye, Mr. Rawlings. 523 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:46,011 And the Indians pull to within one at 4 to 3. 524 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,763 [♪♪♪] 525 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:50,808 Way to go, Jack! I bought him. 526 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,727 Welcome to New Jack City! 527 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:56,022 I told you that this guy will make a difference. 528 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,027 - Yeah! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 529 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:03,488 - Jacksonville. Jack the Ripper. - Jackmate! 530 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:06,908 - Jumping Jack Flash! - Jack Attack! 531 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,660 HARRY: I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's. 532 00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:13,748 It's amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy. 533 00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,000 He's still a dick. 534 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,549 ANNOUNCER: Now batting... HARRY: Last of the ninth. 535 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:28,346 Two outs and a tying run at first. And Pedro Cerrano steps into the box. 536 00:31:28,513 --> 00:31:32,808 Cerrano, hitless today, and pretty much all spring. 537 00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:35,186 Martinez takes his lead from first again. 538 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:39,190 Here's the pitch. 539 00:31:39,357 --> 00:31:42,902 Cerrano swings. And it's a high fly ball to center field. 540 00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:46,989 And it hits a bird. The ball drops into right, 541 00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:49,408 the bird into short center. 542 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,912 Cerrano rounds first and heads for center field? 543 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:55,248 - Hey! Where are you going? - Go, go, go! 544 00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:58,793 Cerrano kill a living thing. 545 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:02,421 Forget the damn bird! Run, run! 546 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,882 He's alive. 547 00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:06,717 [CHUCKLES] 548 00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:10,346 Martinez around third, heading for home, and so is the bird. 549 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:14,100 - Bye-bye, birdie. - Sorry, but you're out, Mr. Gandhi. 550 00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:17,687 Too late. Run doesn't score. 551 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:18,896 Ball game's over. 552 00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:20,606 - Oh, what? - What? 553 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,899 Cerrano, come on! 554 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,526 [CROWD BOOING] 555 00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:26,988 HARRY: Well, the Indians drop a tough one, 4 to 3, 556 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:30,116 as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon 557 00:32:30,283 --> 00:32:33,286 and then is tagged out administering CPR 558 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,705 before the tying run could score. 559 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:38,583 - It's a funny game, eh? - At least the bird survived. 560 00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:41,794 Who cares? It's a rat with wings. 561 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,213 Two months. 562 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,465 Two months? 563 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:49,176 - What do you mean? - You have enough money 564 00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:53,055 to run the team for two months. You paid too much for the franchise. 565 00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:56,892 There's another four months in the season. What am I supposed to do? 566 00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:59,186 Increase your profits any way you can. 567 00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:03,983 What the hell is this crap? 568 00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:05,901 [♪♪♪] 569 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:10,448 Well, Roger Dorn has done a little redecorating around the ballpark. 570 00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:13,659 The outfield walls now look like the Yellow Pages. 571 00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:17,330 And any of you folks having trouble finding a good proctologist 572 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:22,460 might wanna come here and check out the area around the 375-foot sign. 573 00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:26,547 As for the game, we got a real nail-biter here tonight. 574 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:29,592 It's a lot closer than that 11 to 2 score. 575 00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:39,852 Mr. Vaughn. I thought you were starting tonight. 576 00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:42,021 - I did. - Oh, sorry. 577 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:45,107 I didn't turn it on until the second inning. 578 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:56,911 I can't believe you're upset about what the valet said. 579 00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,914 I am because Billy Ritter hit a three-run homer off me. 580 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,415 He was due. 581 00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:04,543 I mean, the man has been in the majors for seven years. 582 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,296 - He's never hit a home run. - Never? 583 00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:11,008 - I thought you knew. - Aww. 584 00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:15,554 You should throw fastballs until you're sure of your other pitches. 585 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:16,972 I did that tonight. 586 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:20,559 I threw Ritter an 87-mile-an-hour fastball, and he crushed it. 587 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,937 Last year, I averaged 96. 588 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:25,398 Now I reach back, and it's just not there. 589 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,317 I can't believe it. I've forgotten how to throw heat. 590 00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:33,989 Look, you'll make a few adjustments. 591 00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:36,659 In a week or two, you'll be laughing about this. 592 00:34:36,826 --> 00:34:39,245 And don't worry about the endorsements. 593 00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:42,957 [♪♪♪] 594 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,462 It's not your ERA they're gonna be worried about. 595 00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:51,882 It's your image that's important. 596 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,843 Wholesome... 597 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,595 clean-cut... 598 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,181 all-American. 599 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:08,232 [THUD] 600 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:13,028 While on the croquet lawn, one must be careful not to offend one's opponent 601 00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:16,282 with an onset of unwanted odor. 602 00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:18,534 Oh, bully. 603 00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:21,162 That's why I use Right Guard sport stick. 604 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:23,998 Maximum protection against odicious, 605 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:27,460 odourophously, olflacty emanations. 606 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,837 That's a cut. 607 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:31,464 Let's just cut that. 608 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:36,594 It's odiously, odiferous, olfactory emanations. 609 00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:38,304 Right. 610 00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:43,100 Odouroforous, ofolactory emaranations. 611 00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:46,437 Odourforous, oflactonal nominations. 612 00:35:46,604 --> 00:35:49,648 Odouroforous, ofiloctagyl, emancipations. 613 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,821 [♪♪♪] 614 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:00,075 [CROWD CHEERING] 615 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:02,578 ♪ Whoa Boom bapa boom ♪ 616 00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:06,290 ♪ Whoa Boom bapa boom ♪ 617 00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,043 ♪ Whoa, boom ♪♪ 618 00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:12,713 HARRY: So Weaver doubles off the Zippo Bail Bonds sign. 619 00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:15,716 That's another team record for Rick Vaughn, 620 00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:18,719 the fifth consecutive extra base hit in the inning. 621 00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:24,058 - Out! - And he's out by an eyelash at third. 622 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:29,063 Cerrano doing some interesting limbering-up exercises in right. 623 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,564 What a pansy. 624 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:35,152 - Here's a fly ball hit to right. - Oh, shit. 625 00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:38,280 Easy play for Cerrano, under it now, and makes the-- 626 00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:41,826 No. That ball is off his glove and out of here. 627 00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:47,498 Well, credit Cerrano with an RBI, and that play could be a finalist 628 00:36:47,665 --> 00:36:50,543 in the Trojan Inn's Boner of the Week Award. 629 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:57,132 Take 87. 630 00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,093 DIRECTOR: And action. 631 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,885 Right Guard sport stick. 632 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,054 [♪♪♪] 633 00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:04,348 Anything less... 634 00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:09,728 would be uncivilized. 635 00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:14,692 Upside down. 636 00:37:14,859 --> 00:37:16,986 Upside down. 637 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:19,321 Thank you. Cut. 638 00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:25,160 [IN JAPANESE] 639 00:37:26,537 --> 00:37:29,290 Hey, Rick, is it true you're moving to the bullpen? 640 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:32,918 Of course not. Where do you guys get this stuff? 641 00:37:33,836 --> 00:37:35,337 [♪♪♪] 642 00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:39,174 FRANKIE: Hey, Wild Thing. 643 00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:43,262 You're still the best. You stunk at the beginning of last year too. 644 00:37:43,846 --> 00:37:46,557 - Thanks, Frankie. - We don't believe what they say 645 00:37:46,724 --> 00:37:49,852 in the papers, that you're a fluke and all that stuff. 646 00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:53,188 - That you lost your fastball. - And that you got no heart. 647 00:37:54,023 --> 00:37:58,235 - You want an autograph or something? - Yeah, that'd be great. 648 00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:01,280 - Hey, Nikki. - You got something Vaughn can sign? 649 00:38:05,826 --> 00:38:06,827 Hi, Rick. 650 00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:08,495 Hi. 651 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:12,917 ANNOUNCER: Now batting, number 21, John Lake. 652 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:16,629 Listen, I'm sorry to hear they took you out of the rotation. 653 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,548 - It's only temporary. NIKKI: You're just in a slump. 654 00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:22,176 - You'll bounce back. - Yeah. 655 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:29,350 Well, we better get back. 656 00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:32,353 Hey, Nikki. 657 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:37,816 I'm sorry I didn't call you after last season. 658 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,652 It's for the best. 659 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,779 We've both moved on to better things. 660 00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:43,280 You seeing anybody? 661 00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:45,741 Yeah, yeah. 662 00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:48,035 This'll crack you up. He's from Chicago. 663 00:38:48,202 --> 00:38:50,120 Big White Sox fan. 664 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:51,747 Boy, does he hate you. 665 00:38:56,043 --> 00:38:59,254 - Good luck, Rick. - Thanks. 666 00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:07,513 ANNOUNCER: Today's paid attendance, 2714. 667 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:11,350 What a great woman. 668 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:14,103 Goddamn White Sox fan. 669 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:15,854 Such a nice personality. 670 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:18,399 I bet he loves the idea of me in the bullpen. 671 00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:20,526 - Really sexy too. - I've met the woman. 672 00:39:20,693 --> 00:39:23,195 I don't need a description, all right? 673 00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:26,323 A White Sox fan. 674 00:39:28,117 --> 00:39:29,118 Women. 675 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:32,621 You can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up. 676 00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:41,922 Well, fans, the Indians about to extend their winning streak to... 677 00:39:42,089 --> 00:39:43,090 Two. 678 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,634 JOHNNY: This is it. Vaughn's coming out of it. 679 00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:48,971 I know he's coming out of it. This demotion to the bullpen 680 00:39:49,138 --> 00:39:52,141 - has got to have been a wake-up call. - Rise and shine. 681 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:55,769 - This is the day we turn it around. - Turn it around, Rick. 682 00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:58,480 We're in the top of the ninth, leading 10-7. 683 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:00,232 Bases loaded. Two down. 684 00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:03,235 And Rick Vaughn has come on to try and nail it down 685 00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:07,197 against Felipe Aguilar, a dangerous right-handed batter. 686 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:09,324 Here's the pitch. 687 00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:10,701 Oh, shit. 688 00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:12,369 - Hot damn, no! - No. No. No. 689 00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:13,746 Out of the game. 690 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:17,249 If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's out of here. 691 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,960 - Whoa, grab her. Man, get out of here. - No! 692 00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:21,962 You rotten bums! 693 00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:25,007 You overpaid weenies! 694 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:29,094 Wild Thing, you make my butt sting! 695 00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:30,763 I detest you! 696 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,639 You're all garbage! 697 00:40:32,806 --> 00:40:34,266 All of you! 698 00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:37,061 Back up the truck. Back it up! 699 00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,729 REPORTER 1: Jack, being new to the club, 700 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,398 how do you feel about the way things 701 00:40:41,565 --> 00:40:45,277 - have gone for the Indians so far? - I'm the only winner on the team. 702 00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:48,655 The rest of them are losers, either by choice or by birth. 703 00:40:48,822 --> 00:40:50,783 REPORTER 2: Jack, how about this? Wait a minute. 704 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,243 Think you can help me with my fastball? 705 00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:55,954 THERAPIST: We'll have to deal with some deeper issues first. 706 00:40:56,121 --> 00:41:00,042 I don't have any deeper issues. I like to keep things right on the surface. 707 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:03,378 Well, sometimes, there are little surprises. 708 00:41:03,545 --> 00:41:06,048 Tell me, Rick, what goes through your mind 709 00:41:06,215 --> 00:41:08,759 when you throw your fastball? 710 00:41:08,926 --> 00:41:12,763 I'm wondering if it'll end up in the catcher's mitt or in some guy's den. 711 00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,681 Did you used to think this way? 712 00:41:14,848 --> 00:41:17,810 I didn't usually think at all. Takes a lot out of you. 713 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,980 Well, then, Rick, let's get down to it. 714 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:25,484 The real problem here goes back to when you stole that car. 715 00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:29,029 You wanted to be caught, didn't you? Punished? 716 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:32,116 You wouldn't have thrown the 0-2 fastball to Fields 717 00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:35,369 when he'll chase the two-strike curveball in the dirt. 718 00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:39,373 I'd thrown him two curveballs. The second one, he hit a 436-feet foul. 719 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,750 Better than 520-feet fair. 720 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:50,509 Parkman, I saw your little interview in this morning's paper. 721 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:52,177 You're benched for two games. 722 00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:55,055 - If you rip your teammates again-- - Save your breath. 723 00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:56,431 What did you say? 724 00:41:56,932 --> 00:41:59,518 You ought to listen to the radio more, Lou. 725 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:02,146 Your biggest gun just got traded to Chicago. 726 00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:04,731 As a matter of fact, your only gun. 727 00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:08,110 Au revoir. 728 00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:15,117 How could you sell my best player without asking me? 729 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,452 I'm on my ass. 730 00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:21,665 I'm tapped out. I'm not gonna be able to make next month's payroll. 731 00:42:21,832 --> 00:42:24,835 Oh, jeez. 732 00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:28,130 But I didn't sell Parkman outright. 733 00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:32,050 I got you an outfielder. He used to play with the Giants. 734 00:42:34,428 --> 00:42:35,470 Franklin? 735 00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:39,015 Not those Giants. 736 00:42:39,016 --> 00:42:41,810 [SCREAMS IN JAPANESE] 737 00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:48,733 [CROWD GROANS] 738 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,612 HARRY: And so Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, 739 00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:53,947 recently of the Tokyo Giants, 740 00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:57,159 knocks himself cold for the second time this week. 741 00:42:57,326 --> 00:43:00,579 Maybe in Japan, that's actually better than catching the ball. 742 00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:04,248 Personally, I think he's just trying to get out of the lineup. 743 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:05,499 [SPEAKING IN JAPANESE] 744 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,502 [♪♪♪] 745 00:43:09,338 --> 00:43:11,256 [CHANTING] 746 00:43:26,939 --> 00:43:28,565 [IN JAPANESE] 747 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,612 Pedro Cerrano. How you doing? 748 00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:36,031 [IN ENGLISH] Who your master? 749 00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:38,283 My master? 750 00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:40,702 It's the great Hama Masasuri. 751 00:43:41,245 --> 00:43:43,497 [IN JAPANESE] 752 00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:45,207 Thank you. 753 00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:48,460 [IN ENGLISH] A ball player must be a warrior. 754 00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:49,628 Not a monk. 755 00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:52,130 Aah! 756 00:44:04,226 --> 00:44:07,312 All right, you guys. Let's listen up. 757 00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:09,731 We won a game yesterday. 758 00:44:09,898 --> 00:44:13,694 If we win one today, that's two in a row. 759 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:18,115 If we win one tomorrow, that's called a winning streak. 760 00:44:18,282 --> 00:44:19,783 It has happened before. 761 00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:24,288 So let's see some hustle. Let's jack it up a little. 762 00:44:24,454 --> 00:44:27,541 I got a feeling things are about to turn around for us. 763 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,543 Oh, my God. 764 00:44:31,461 --> 00:44:33,422 Hello, boys. 765 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:37,676 You don't mind if I come in and visit with you for a moment, do you? 766 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:42,097 This clubhouse is off-limits to everyone but Indian personnel. 767 00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:46,184 - That does include the owner, doesn't it? - What? 768 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:50,147 I just bought the team back this morning at a substantial profit. 769 00:44:50,314 --> 00:44:53,025 I retained Roger here as the general manager. 770 00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,861 But the money really means little to me. 771 00:44:56,028 --> 00:44:57,988 I have more than enough. 772 00:44:58,155 --> 00:45:00,949 This is more personal. 773 00:45:02,659 --> 00:45:06,872 Last year, by some impossible fluke, 774 00:45:07,039 --> 00:45:09,333 you ruined a beautiful dream. 775 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:13,503 Now, you're going down in flames, 776 00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:17,466 and I wanna be there when you go splat. 777 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,427 Keep up the good work, gents. 778 00:45:20,594 --> 00:45:21,803 Miss Phelps? 779 00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:28,977 [IN JAPANESE] 780 00:45:36,193 --> 00:45:37,069 Oh. 781 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:45,660 You. 782 00:45:48,705 --> 00:45:52,542 Come on, you're not gonna let her get you down, are you? 783 00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:56,129 You guys won last year just to spite her. 784 00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:58,382 Maybe she's just what we need. 785 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:01,676 Oh, Skip, they were a different team last year. 786 00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:05,806 Taylor, it's not your job to make excuses. 787 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:08,767 That's all you guys do good! 788 00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:10,769 It's either a leg thing... 789 00:46:11,395 --> 00:46:15,774 or a spiritual thing, or a psychological thing, 790 00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,568 or a heart attack. 791 00:46:18,735 --> 00:46:21,613 - Who used heart attack? - Me. 792 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,950 JAKE: Hey. 793 00:46:26,076 --> 00:46:28,203 LOU: Doctors say I gotta take some time off 794 00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:33,041 so I want you to manage the team for the rest of the year. 795 00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:37,879 You've gotta be kidding, Lou. I don't have any experience managing. 796 00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:41,299 Ah, you're one of the smartest players I ever coached. 797 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,677 Guys all look up to you. 798 00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:47,597 Tell Dorn you'll take the job. 799 00:46:47,973 --> 00:46:49,766 Look on the bright side. 800 00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:52,686 Things couldn't get any worse. 801 00:46:53,395 --> 00:46:54,813 Hey, guys. 802 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,898 I got some good news for you. 803 00:46:57,065 --> 00:46:59,276 This morning at 9:10 a.m., 804 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:02,070 I activated myself. 805 00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:07,826 What you doing? Schoup. 806 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:09,578 Hey. 807 00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:11,620 What is this? 808 00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:13,623 [♪♪♪] 809 00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:17,919 [SPEAKS SPANISH] 810 00:47:18,628 --> 00:47:22,215 [IN ENGLISH] Buddha, samurai, okay. 811 00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:24,176 Peaceful inside. 812 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,052 Outside, warrior. 813 00:47:26,386 --> 00:47:29,347 [IN JAPANESE] 814 00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:35,562 [IN ENGLISH] I love you, man. 815 00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:38,982 I love you too much. 816 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:46,239 [IN ENGLISH] You know, you have no... 817 00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,118 You have no... 818 00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:53,955 Marbles. 819 00:47:55,457 --> 00:47:57,584 - Marbles? - Marbles. 820 00:47:57,751 --> 00:48:00,420 You have no marbles. 821 00:48:02,130 --> 00:48:04,090 Hey, relax. 822 00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:06,426 Marbles? 823 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,094 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 824 00:48:15,769 --> 00:48:17,562 [GROWLS] 825 00:48:18,939 --> 00:48:20,941 [ORGAN PLAYING] 826 00:48:22,776 --> 00:48:24,194 Hello, Tribe fans. 827 00:48:24,361 --> 00:48:26,446 Welcome back to Major League Baseball. 828 00:48:26,613 --> 00:48:27,864 Sort of. 829 00:48:28,031 --> 00:48:32,536 Paid attendance today is 1412. 830 00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:37,916 Some of them were driven away by that 10-run first inning the Red Sox put up. 831 00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:41,378 Take over, Monte. 832 00:48:41,545 --> 00:48:44,256 I'm in the bag. 833 00:48:45,674 --> 00:48:47,217 Me? 834 00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:52,847 Fly ball. 835 00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:56,101 Caught. 836 00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:59,604 I can't believe we gotta play a doubleheader. 837 00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:03,149 All right, let's get going. Come on, let's get something started. 838 00:49:03,316 --> 00:49:05,860 It's okay, Pedro. The guy made a great play, huh? 839 00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:09,863 - Tough luck, man. - Come on. Look alive, look alive. 840 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:13,034 Uh-uh-uh. Don't you think you better get out to the bullpen? 841 00:49:13,201 --> 00:49:15,203 - Right now? - Yeah. 842 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,792 - There's somebody left in the bleachers. TAYLOR: Who cares? Get out there. 843 00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:28,508 JOHNNY: Hey, Vile Thing! 844 00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:32,554 I think I loathe you! 845 00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:36,308 You didn't think I'd abandon you, did you, Vaughn? 846 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:39,561 You human piece of cow flop! 847 00:49:39,728 --> 00:49:44,482 You big steaming pile of mastodon dung! 848 00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:47,736 Bring out the pooper-scooper! 849 00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:53,240 You bush-league, no-talent, flash-in-the-pan choke artist! 850 00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:57,912 Huh? Hey, where you going, Vaughn? You looking for your Terminator? 851 00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:01,625 Yeah, you go back in there, Vaughn. 852 00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:09,758 Hey, didn't I tell you to go to the bullpen? 853 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,886 - We're down by 10 runs. - You can still get some work in. 854 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,388 I've had enough of that maniac out there. 855 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:20,644 - Time! Ball hit him! JAKE: Oh, great. 856 00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:22,979 UMPIRE: First base! 857 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,441 Hayes, go run for Rube. 858 00:50:26,608 --> 00:50:28,943 - My leg's hurting. - I'll run. 859 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:32,238 Rube's hurting worse than you. Now get in there. 860 00:50:32,739 --> 00:50:35,492 If the gutless wonder doesn't have to pitch, why should I have to run? 861 00:50:35,659 --> 00:50:38,370 - Who you calling gutless, Tin Man? - Tin man? 862 00:50:39,037 --> 00:50:40,872 I got a genuine leg injury, pal. 863 00:50:41,039 --> 00:50:44,417 Yeah, that limp is the best acting you've done all year. 864 00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:48,797 Well, at least I don't have some cover girl dragging me around by my johnson. 865 00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:50,840 [♪♪♪] 866 00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:52,592 Hey, break it up. Break it up. 867 00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:58,223 What are you guys doing? This isn't nice. 868 00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:01,893 Wait, don't touch me. 869 00:51:02,519 --> 00:51:04,938 A fight? I'll show you a fight. Come on! 870 00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:06,731 I'll take on the whole team! 871 00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:09,901 Come on, you don't know how to fight! You wusses! 872 00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,403 Harry, wake up. Harry. 873 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:12,946 - Huh? What? - Look. 874 00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:14,656 HARRY: My God. 875 00:51:14,823 --> 00:51:16,199 Good news, fans. 876 00:51:16,366 --> 00:51:19,828 The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. 877 00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:24,624 As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other. 878 00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:29,045 It looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn. 879 00:51:29,212 --> 00:51:31,923 And why not? Everybody else in the league does. 880 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,634 He swings and misses. 881 00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:38,054 I don't know, it looks like Vaughn's carrying his left low. 882 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:41,015 This could hurt him in the later rounds. 883 00:51:41,433 --> 00:51:43,351 UMPIRE: So, what are we gonna do? 884 00:51:43,518 --> 00:51:45,019 Toss them, I guess. 885 00:51:45,186 --> 00:51:47,063 The whole team? 886 00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:48,773 Yeah. 887 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,735 All right, you're out of here! 888 00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:53,319 All of you! 889 00:51:55,822 --> 00:51:57,157 Well, it's not broken. 890 00:51:57,323 --> 00:52:00,535 But you're gonna have to stay off it for a couple of days. 891 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,955 Lucky son of a gun. 892 00:52:04,122 --> 00:52:07,751 At least you ain't gotta hang around and play the second game, right? 893 00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:13,590 Hey, Willie. 894 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:16,050 Willie. 895 00:52:17,469 --> 00:52:19,763 I can't believe you said that. 896 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,973 Shit. 897 00:52:23,391 --> 00:52:26,478 I talked to a boy in the bleachers who hails from downtown. 898 00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:30,148 He told me the most grass he's seen in his whole life 899 00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:32,442 is the patch we play on every day. 900 00:52:32,609 --> 00:52:35,653 We're in the goldarn major leagues, boys. 901 00:52:36,112 --> 00:52:39,866 I don't know about you, but I've been waiting my whole life to get here. 902 00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:44,662 I'll be damned if I'll act like my best pig died because we ain't doing so good. 903 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,081 I love to play baseball. 904 00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:50,919 And I'll bet somewhere along the line, you all did too. 905 00:52:57,634 --> 00:53:00,136 I'm ready to play ball if you need me. 906 00:53:00,428 --> 00:53:03,723 My dad figured I wouldn't amount to much except... 907 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:07,977 Well, I never came up with anything, but I know I can play ball a little. 908 00:53:08,144 --> 00:53:12,106 A day of playing ball is better than whatever most people do for a living. 909 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:14,275 So just put me in someplace. 910 00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:19,364 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 911 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:23,284 Oh, boy. 912 00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:26,955 Bottom of the ninth, Cleveland down, one to nothing. 913 00:53:27,664 --> 00:53:31,167 ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]: Now batting, number 11, Rube Baker. 914 00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:33,837 HARRY: Baker at the plate. He's 0 for... 915 00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,880 I don't know. Who cares? 916 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:37,841 The pitch. 917 00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:41,386 Baker swings and sends a real screamer towards short. 918 00:53:42,470 --> 00:53:44,973 - Eh, Rapp up with it, fires to first. UMPIRE: Safe! 919 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,598 HARRY: Mmm... - Safe! 920 00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:48,934 Baker beats it with a head-first slide. 921 00:53:48,935 --> 00:53:49,769 [♪♪♪] 922 00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:51,604 So the Indians have a runner. 923 00:53:51,771 --> 00:53:53,523 I think I'll wet my pants. 924 00:53:54,023 --> 00:53:55,859 Way to hustle, Rube! 925 00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:58,111 Let me run for him. 926 00:53:58,361 --> 00:54:00,029 You sure? 927 00:54:05,118 --> 00:54:06,744 [APPLAUSE] 928 00:54:07,579 --> 00:54:08,621 Yeah. 929 00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:11,958 HARRY: And Taylor is gonna send in Hayes to run. 930 00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:14,544 Thanks. Thanks, dude. 931 00:54:15,086 --> 00:54:19,006 HARRY: Went to see his movie, but it was only out for two and a half hours. 932 00:54:19,007 --> 00:54:21,217 I was told, however, that it was in focus. 933 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:24,596 Hayes getting his lead. 934 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:26,889 Canatella checks him. 935 00:54:26,890 --> 00:54:28,725 [♪♪♪] 936 00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:33,021 And Hayes is going. 937 00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:35,565 Here's the throw. He slides. 938 00:54:35,982 --> 00:54:37,150 He's safe. 939 00:54:37,692 --> 00:54:38,735 Yes. 940 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:40,236 Yeah. 941 00:54:40,403 --> 00:54:41,987 HARRY: So Hayes steals second. 942 00:54:41,988 --> 00:54:44,823 Glad to see he remembered where it was. 943 00:54:44,824 --> 00:54:46,992 [♪♪♪] 944 00:54:46,993 --> 00:54:49,954 Hayes out to a good lead at second. 945 00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:52,624 Canatella comes set. 946 00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:55,460 Pick-off play. Hayes takes off. 947 00:54:55,627 --> 00:54:56,794 He's going for third. 948 00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:00,131 - Safe! HARRY: He's in there. 949 00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,091 Yeah, baby! 950 00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:06,429 HARRY: Hayes is beginning to look like the player of old 951 00:55:06,596 --> 00:55:09,849 and the Indians have something going here. 952 00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:15,104 Canatella up on the rubber again as Hayes gets a walking lead. 953 00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:17,690 Canatella winds. Hayes is gonna steal home. 954 00:55:20,068 --> 00:55:22,070 He's safe. 955 00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:25,365 WILLIE: Yeah, baby. 956 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,576 HARRY: So Hayes has stolen three in a row to tie the game. 957 00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:30,077 WILLIE: Get fired up, yeah. 958 00:55:30,078 --> 00:55:32,705 HARRY: Mr. Larceny is back. 959 00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:36,501 [♪♪♪] 960 00:55:42,632 --> 00:55:44,634 [GROANING] 961 00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:56,396 Jake, Cerrano wants to bat. 962 00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:03,443 Okay. Get in there. 963 00:56:03,444 --> 00:56:05,196 [♪♪♪] 964 00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:11,744 Yeah, Pedro. Hey, Willie. 965 00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:21,504 ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]: Now batting, number 13, Pedro Cerrano. 966 00:56:21,671 --> 00:56:23,589 HARRY: Cerrano's gonna pinch-hit here. 967 00:56:23,756 --> 00:56:26,217 And he's not taking any practice swings. 968 00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:30,221 He's either ready to hit, or he's afraid he might kill some gnats. 969 00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:32,807 Hey, Pedro, how you doing? 970 00:56:32,974 --> 00:56:34,684 Shut up. 971 00:56:37,437 --> 00:56:38,979 HARRY: Canatella delivers. 972 00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:42,358 Cerrano swings, and it's a long drive to deep left field. 973 00:56:42,525 --> 00:56:44,527 Way back. Packer to the wall. 974 00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:46,612 This ball is... 975 00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:48,196 gone! 976 00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:49,198 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 977 00:56:51,117 --> 00:56:54,328 And the Indians finally win one. 978 00:57:04,547 --> 00:57:06,049 Oh, well. It's only one win. 979 00:57:06,215 --> 00:57:09,010 Even they can't lose them all. 980 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:12,513 Listen, Meg, I'm thinking of coming to L.A. 981 00:57:13,056 --> 00:57:16,225 I don't know if Rick and I are good for each other right now. 982 00:57:16,392 --> 00:57:19,520 The team is showing signs of life, but his ERA's over six 983 00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:23,900 and he hasn't got a clue on how to get it back on track. It's depressing. 984 00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:25,902 Ha. Serious with Vaughn? 985 00:57:26,069 --> 00:57:31,699 He's a lot of fun, but I need someone with a little more class. 986 00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:39,415 My shrink was sick. 987 00:57:41,751 --> 00:57:43,920 Meg, I'll call you back. 988 00:57:44,796 --> 00:57:46,839 [ORGAN PLAYING] 989 00:57:56,557 --> 00:57:58,101 Hey. 990 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,814 You know, Ricky, 991 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:06,442 breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. 992 00:58:06,609 --> 00:58:09,195 But it don't have to keep you down for long. 993 00:58:09,362 --> 00:58:13,616 I mean, let me tell you something from my own personal experience. 994 00:58:13,783 --> 00:58:16,410 I never had a regular girlfriend like you. 995 00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:20,414 But I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. 996 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:25,545 Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest of my life. 997 00:58:26,379 --> 00:58:29,257 But you know what happened the very next week? 998 00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:30,758 What? 999 00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:33,803 My mama died. 1000 00:58:34,887 --> 00:58:36,139 [SOBS] 1001 00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:43,062 Hell, after that, I didn't care no more about my balls hurting. 1002 00:58:48,109 --> 00:58:49,610 You see what I'm getting at? 1003 00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:03,290 [♪♪♪] 1004 00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:04,333 NIKKI: All right. 1005 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:09,463 Who led the Confederate forces in the Battle of Gettysburg? 1006 00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:11,674 BOY: Ooh, me. - Wild Thing. 1007 00:59:13,593 --> 00:59:15,928 Can I talk to you for a second? 1008 00:59:16,387 --> 00:59:18,181 [STUDENTS WHISPERING] 1009 00:59:18,890 --> 00:59:20,099 Excuse me. 1010 00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:22,226 [STUDENTS WHISTLING AND GIGGLING] 1011 00:59:25,021 --> 00:59:26,606 What are you doing here? 1012 00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:29,941 I was wondering if you wanted to go out and get a pizza. 1013 00:59:29,942 --> 00:59:31,611 [GIGGLING CONTINUES] 1014 00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:34,197 I don't know. Um... 1015 00:59:34,697 --> 00:59:37,783 This is my last class, but... 1016 00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:39,619 Now? 1017 00:59:41,871 --> 00:59:42,914 RICK: I don't know, Nikki. 1018 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,750 Nothing I try seems to work anymore. 1019 00:59:45,917 --> 00:59:48,669 Maybe you're working too hard on yourself. 1020 00:59:48,836 --> 00:59:51,672 You used to go out there and just let it rip. 1021 00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:54,133 "Here. Try and hit this." 1022 00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:57,470 You never used to worry about your arm or your career. 1023 00:59:57,637 --> 01:00:00,056 God, you didn't even know what a career was. 1024 01:00:00,223 --> 01:00:03,100 Now you're pitching like it's a job. 1025 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:07,688 Yeah, I'm not sure I can get back to that. It seems like it was so long ago. 1026 01:00:07,855 --> 01:00:10,399 The worst time was when you brought the kids out. 1027 01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:14,028 - Aguilar lit me up like a Christmas tree. - Don't worry about that. 1028 01:00:14,195 --> 01:00:17,073 That ball wouldn't have been out of a lot of parks. 1029 01:00:17,323 --> 01:00:18,366 Name one. 1030 01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:23,704 Yellowstone? 1031 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:30,336 Sorry. 1032 01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:33,297 Yellowstone. 1033 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,092 Yeah. 1034 01:00:38,094 --> 01:00:39,595 Hey. 1035 01:00:39,971 --> 01:00:41,846 I know a guy who's got a bike. 1036 01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:42,931 [♪♪♪] 1037 01:00:42,932 --> 01:00:45,726 [TIRES SCREECHING AND RICK WHOOPING] 1038 01:01:00,950 --> 01:01:02,994 [NIKKI SCREAMS] 1039 01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:04,787 RICK: Yeah! 1040 01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:09,333 [♪♪♪] 1041 01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:14,379 NIKKI: I haven't been up here in a long time. 1042 01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:15,256 I hope not. 1043 01:01:15,423 --> 01:01:17,508 This was our spot. 1044 01:01:46,954 --> 01:01:49,123 Buddha, Jobu. 1045 01:01:49,290 --> 01:01:51,292 Jobu, Buddha. 1046 01:01:51,459 --> 01:01:53,669 Now, I don't want no trouble out of you two. 1047 01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:55,795 [♪♪♪] 1048 01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:56,964 RICK: Oh, shit. 1049 01:01:57,131 --> 01:01:59,091 He's out! 1050 01:02:01,135 --> 01:02:03,179 [RUBE YELLS THEN GRUNTS] 1051 01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:05,806 He's out! 1052 01:02:06,265 --> 01:02:09,642 Nice catch. Attaboy, Rube. All right. 1053 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:10,853 [CROWD GASPS] 1054 01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:12,897 As general manager of this team, 1055 01:02:13,064 --> 01:02:15,399 I demand to know when I'm getting a start. 1056 01:02:16,067 --> 01:02:18,402 There's an old-timers' game coming up soon. 1057 01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:21,947 [♪♪♪] 1058 01:02:27,161 --> 01:02:28,913 MAN: He's going! 1059 01:02:29,163 --> 01:02:31,165 [CROWD CHEERING] 1060 01:02:34,377 --> 01:02:35,795 WILLIE: Racking them up, baby. 1061 01:02:43,386 --> 01:02:44,804 - He's out! - Yeah. 1062 01:02:50,643 --> 01:02:52,478 Yeah! 1063 01:02:54,855 --> 01:02:55,856 Mine, mine. 1064 01:02:58,067 --> 01:02:59,819 Run it out. 1065 01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:01,904 I got it. 1066 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:03,614 MAN: Second base. 1067 01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:06,492 BASE UMPIRE: Safe! 1068 01:03:12,373 --> 01:03:14,959 MAN: Look out. Hey-- CROWD: Oh! 1069 01:03:16,085 --> 01:03:18,169 [TANAKA GRUNTS THEN CROWD GROANS] 1070 01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:19,797 [TANAKA YELLS THEN CROWD CHEERS] 1071 01:03:19,964 --> 01:03:21,465 This can't be happening. 1072 01:03:21,632 --> 01:03:24,009 Not again. 1073 01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:27,388 Go, go, go! 1074 01:03:27,555 --> 01:03:29,265 Out! 1075 01:03:30,391 --> 01:03:31,642 He's out! 1076 01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,989 RICK: Pedro! Yes! 1077 01:03:45,656 --> 01:03:46,698 [SIGHS] 1078 01:03:46,699 --> 01:03:48,158 Ha, ha! 1079 01:03:48,159 --> 01:03:49,368 [YELLS IN JAPANESE] 1080 01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:56,083 [YELLS IN JAPANESE] 1081 01:03:57,084 --> 01:03:59,211 Yippee. 1082 01:04:12,183 --> 01:04:13,767 Hi. 1083 01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:17,938 Hi. 1084 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,153 I forgot to give you this. 1085 01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:31,577 I don't expect you to forgive me. 1086 01:04:31,744 --> 01:04:35,498 I was being silly and trying to get a laugh out of one of my friends. 1087 01:04:35,664 --> 01:04:38,709 I understand why you reacted the way you did. 1088 01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:42,087 I hope you don't think this is about trying to get you back. 1089 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,340 Then what is this about? 1090 01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:49,887 General Cereals is throwing a party over at the Marriott Society Center, 1091 01:04:50,054 --> 01:04:52,430 - and they want you to come. - Really? 1092 01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:53,432 Mm-hm. 1093 01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:55,851 So? 1094 01:04:56,227 --> 01:04:57,353 Can you make it? 1095 01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:00,606 Probably not. 1096 01:05:03,442 --> 01:05:05,236 I didn't think so. 1097 01:05:07,613 --> 01:05:10,157 After what I did to you that day. 1098 01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:14,410 I messed up a great thing. 1099 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:16,330 [♪♪♪] 1100 01:05:22,336 --> 01:05:23,963 Bye, Rick. 1101 01:05:31,637 --> 01:05:33,389 Tribe fans, we're one out away 1102 01:05:33,556 --> 01:05:36,058 from our second consecutive divisional title. 1103 01:05:36,225 --> 01:05:39,019 Rick Vaughn has gone 3 and 2 to Mel Koski. 1104 01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,563 Here's the pitch. 1105 01:05:40,729 --> 01:05:42,856 Ball four, and he walked him. 1106 01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:46,777 That's gonna bring the tying run to the plate for the Toronto Blue Jays. 1107 01:05:46,944 --> 01:05:50,990 A little excitement here at the end. I know I wouldn't have it any other way. 1108 01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:54,535 And I'm sure you folks feel the same. 1109 01:05:54,702 --> 01:05:56,704 Ha, ha. Oh, yes. 1110 01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:59,790 Time for the old Tribe to come unglued. 1111 01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:01,625 Vile Thing! 1112 01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:04,003 Mr. Choke Thing! 1113 01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:08,591 You make everything embarrassing! 1114 01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:11,468 You wanna finish this, or should I bring in Dalton? 1115 01:06:11,635 --> 01:06:13,470 JOHNNY: Hey, Mild Thing! 1116 01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:17,641 You were lucky last time! Cerrano saved your sorry ass! 1117 01:06:20,227 --> 01:06:23,397 No. My arm's tired. 1118 01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:28,359 HARRY: So Vaughn leaves, and Taylor will go to the bullpen. 1119 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,194 [CROWD CHEERING] 1120 01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:32,865 I knew you'd wimp out, Mild Thing! 1121 01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:34,450 You got no heart! 1122 01:06:34,617 --> 01:06:36,702 And forget genitalia! 1123 01:06:36,869 --> 01:06:38,996 - You're a gelding, Vaughn! - Hey, shut up. 1124 01:06:39,163 --> 01:06:40,956 They had you fixed! 1125 01:06:41,123 --> 01:06:44,835 Dalton is done with his warm-up pitches, and Pierce steps in. 1126 01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:49,256 Here's Dalton's first offering. And Pierce hits it a ton. 1127 01:06:49,423 --> 01:06:51,674 Oh, no. 1128 01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:53,218 [CROWD GROANS] 1129 01:06:57,056 --> 01:06:57,890 [YELLS] 1130 01:06:58,057 --> 01:07:00,309 - Damn. - Yeah! 1131 01:07:00,476 --> 01:07:01,602 Somebody caught it. 1132 01:07:01,769 --> 01:07:03,770 And the Indians win the division. 1133 01:07:03,771 --> 01:07:05,564 [ALL CHEERING] 1134 01:07:05,731 --> 01:07:07,107 So what? 1135 01:07:07,274 --> 01:07:09,526 They'll blow it in the playoffs. 1136 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:12,820 They will. They will. They'll blow it in the playoffs. 1137 01:07:12,821 --> 01:07:14,740 [YELLING] 1138 01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:21,580 Hey, man, what's wrong with you? I put in a lot of time on this stuff. 1139 01:07:21,872 --> 01:07:22,873 BOY: Hey, it's Vaughn. 1140 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,084 Hey, Vaughn. 1141 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:29,296 Hey, what's up? All right. Good to see everybody. How are you? 1142 01:07:29,463 --> 01:07:30,756 Whoa, easy on the fives. 1143 01:07:30,923 --> 01:07:33,384 Gotta protect the old pitching hand. 1144 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:37,596 - It looks like we're back in the playoffs. ALL: Yeah! 1145 01:07:38,514 --> 01:07:42,059 And I know what loyal fans you are, so I brought you a box of balls. 1146 01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:44,728 - Hey, come on, lay off. RICK: I've signed each one. 1147 01:07:44,895 --> 01:07:48,148 If you give your ball to Nikki, I'll make sure the team signs. 1148 01:07:52,152 --> 01:07:55,823 Well, I gotta run. Nikki and I have a little function at the Marriott. 1149 01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:58,242 I guess I'll see you at the ballpark. 1150 01:07:58,409 --> 01:08:00,285 Enjoy those. Shall we? 1151 01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:07,501 What a puke-head. 1152 01:08:07,668 --> 01:08:10,087 He didn't even have no cake. 1153 01:08:12,131 --> 01:08:13,674 Hey, Rick. 1154 01:08:13,924 --> 01:08:17,428 - Why don't you go without me? - What are you talking about? Come on. 1155 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:20,514 These kids look up to you. They're where you used to be. 1156 01:08:20,681 --> 01:08:24,059 You're a hero to them. It'd be the biggest thing in their year 1157 01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:25,728 if you hung out with them. 1158 01:08:25,894 --> 01:08:28,897 Unfortunately, you think some party's more important. 1159 01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:31,817 I guess I can go back in for a couple of minutes. 1160 01:08:31,984 --> 01:08:35,070 Don't insult their intelligence. 1161 01:08:35,237 --> 01:08:39,657 They don't wanna hang out with some jerk that I had to drag back in there. 1162 01:08:39,658 --> 01:08:41,284 [♪♪♪] 1163 01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:42,953 Just leave. 1164 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,539 - Nikki-- - Go. 1165 01:08:46,457 --> 01:08:48,584 Okay. Fine. 1166 01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:55,841 Hey, Rick? 1167 01:08:56,008 --> 01:08:57,301 This party... 1168 01:08:58,177 --> 01:08:59,636 did she invite you? 1169 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:00,846 Yeah. 1170 01:09:01,013 --> 01:09:02,723 It's just a business thing. 1171 01:09:04,850 --> 01:09:06,393 Goodbye, Rick. 1172 01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:29,875 Well, it's a shame you have to go back in now. 1173 01:09:30,042 --> 01:09:33,045 It's a routine bypass. I put it off as long as I could. 1174 01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:35,547 At least you can watch the games on the tube. 1175 01:09:35,714 --> 01:09:37,841 Wrong. Doctor told me he'll put the TV 1176 01:09:38,008 --> 01:09:40,844 on public broadcasting and lose the channel changer. 1177 01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:43,305 He thinks baseball's bad for my health. 1178 01:09:43,472 --> 01:09:44,848 But I came up with plan B. 1179 01:09:45,015 --> 01:09:48,142 Got me a little transistor radio with an earplug. 1180 01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:48,977 [LAUGHING] 1181 01:09:51,855 --> 01:09:53,147 [♪♪♪] 1182 01:09:53,148 --> 01:09:57,027 HARRY: Bottom of the ninth, game one, American League Championship Series. 1183 01:09:57,194 --> 01:09:58,862 Hayes leads away from third. 1184 01:09:59,988 --> 01:10:03,033 Bucek with the sign, and now into the windup. 1185 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,868 Hayes is coming. 1186 01:10:05,202 --> 01:10:07,246 Baker with a suicide squeeze. 1187 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:10,582 Bucek up with the ball. Hayes doesn't touch the plate! 1188 01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:15,087 UMPIRE: He's safe! HARRY: And Hayes finally scores. 1189 01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:16,463 - Yeah. WILLIE: Yeah. 1190 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:21,885 [GRUNTS] 1191 01:10:22,302 --> 01:10:23,887 Yeah. 1192 01:10:26,682 --> 01:10:28,684 [♪♪♪] 1193 01:10:33,856 --> 01:10:35,774 Oh, my God. 1194 01:10:37,693 --> 01:10:39,528 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 1195 01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:46,743 - You ready? - Yeah. 1196 01:10:46,910 --> 01:10:48,412 - You sure? - Yeah. Feel good. 1197 01:10:48,579 --> 01:10:51,248 - Okay. Go get them. - Okay. 1198 01:10:51,832 --> 01:10:54,084 MAN: Do you have any queens? 1199 01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:55,961 RUBE: Go fish. 1200 01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:58,672 You gonna say anything to them? 1201 01:10:59,715 --> 01:11:02,550 No. They look nice and relaxed, right where they should be. 1202 01:11:02,551 --> 01:11:04,303 RACHEL: Yoo-hoo! 1203 01:11:05,554 --> 01:11:07,514 Hello, team. 1204 01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:14,562 I know. You all hate me. 1205 01:11:14,563 --> 01:11:15,938 ALL: Uh-huh. 1206 01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:20,235 And given what's happened in the past, I can't say I blame you. 1207 01:11:20,402 --> 01:11:24,197 But I wanted to say one thing to you before you take the field tonight. 1208 01:11:24,823 --> 01:11:30,829 Heh. Believe it or not, I'm proud of every one of you. 1209 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:35,208 Willie, the all-out effort you've given recently 1210 01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:37,961 has been an inspiration to us all 1211 01:11:38,128 --> 01:11:41,590 and proves that you've put that one-for-18 performance 1212 01:11:41,757 --> 01:11:45,886 in last year's ALCS far behind you. 1213 01:11:46,053 --> 01:11:48,639 And, Pedro. Oh, ho, ho. 1214 01:11:49,139 --> 01:11:52,225 Bashing the ball like the Cerrano of old. 1215 01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:54,937 No way you won't improve on the.138 1216 01:11:55,103 --> 01:11:59,607 you're hitting against Chicago with runners in scoring position. 1217 01:11:59,608 --> 01:12:01,567 [LAUGHS] 1218 01:12:01,568 --> 01:12:03,737 And, Vaughn. 1219 01:12:03,904 --> 01:12:06,823 Oh, you've had a really tough year. 1220 01:12:07,574 --> 01:12:10,744 Even though your fastball isn't what it used to be, 1221 01:12:10,911 --> 01:12:14,039 there's no one the fans in Cleveland would rather have 1222 01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:19,169 pitching the most important game in Indians history than you. 1223 01:12:19,336 --> 01:12:21,421 The champagne is ready. 1224 01:12:21,588 --> 01:12:24,091 It's all in your hands. 1225 01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:28,387 Win tonight and the loser label is gone forever. 1226 01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:33,225 Go out there and win it for Cleveland, win it for yourselves. 1227 01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:34,893 And win it for me. 1228 01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:45,570 That ought to shrink their little sphincters. 1229 01:12:47,197 --> 01:12:48,364 [SIGHS] 1230 01:12:48,365 --> 01:12:50,575 HARRY: Bottom of the ninth here in the Windy City. 1231 01:12:50,742 --> 01:12:54,121 The Tribe clinging to a 6-to-4 lead, one out away from winning 1232 01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:56,623 the American League Championship Series 1233 01:12:56,790 --> 01:13:00,585 for the first time in club history. Vaughn, trying to close it out, 1234 01:13:00,752 --> 01:13:05,090 has taken Jack Parkman to a full count with two men on. 1235 01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:07,551 Baker with a sign. 1236 01:13:08,677 --> 01:13:10,262 Vaughn shakes him off. 1237 01:13:10,429 --> 01:13:12,347 He's afraid of his fastball. 1238 01:13:12,514 --> 01:13:13,557 He's screwed. 1239 01:13:13,724 --> 01:13:15,517 You're screwed, Vaughn. 1240 01:13:15,684 --> 01:13:18,311 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1241 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,939 HARRY: Vaughn's got the one he wants now. 1242 01:13:21,106 --> 01:13:23,775 WOMAN: Pitch it! HARRY: And here's the pitch. 1243 01:13:23,942 --> 01:13:27,946 Parkman swings and pulverizes one to deep center field. 1244 01:13:28,113 --> 01:13:31,074 This ball has "bye, bye" written all over it. 1245 01:13:31,241 --> 01:13:34,703 And the White Sox win, 7 to 6. 1246 01:13:35,037 --> 01:13:36,997 [♪♪♪] 1247 01:13:47,883 --> 01:13:49,134 MAN: All right, big Jack! 1248 01:13:54,723 --> 01:13:56,307 UMPIRE: Strike! 1249 01:13:56,308 --> 01:13:58,060 [CROWD GROANS] 1250 01:14:00,437 --> 01:14:01,938 RUBE: Home! 1251 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:05,317 Safe. 1252 01:14:07,235 --> 01:14:09,780 UMPIRE: Strike three. PARKMAN: Sayonara. 1253 01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:12,657 [GRUNTING] 1254 01:14:16,912 --> 01:14:19,748 Don't let it get you down, Rube. It was just one throw. 1255 01:14:19,915 --> 01:14:23,126 Yeah, I know, but it got me thinking. 1256 01:14:23,335 --> 01:14:25,295 Even Playboy's not working anymore. 1257 01:14:25,462 --> 01:14:28,673 Don't worry, Rube. We'll come up with something. 1258 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,760 Now, why don't you grab yourself a shower, okay? 1259 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,642 [SIGHS] 1260 01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:49,277 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1261 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,624 Hey, Skip. 1262 01:15:02,791 --> 01:15:05,627 - You got a minute? - Sure. Come on in. 1263 01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:08,213 What's up? 1264 01:15:09,339 --> 01:15:13,176 You know, Rick, I may have to use you tomorrow in the late innings. 1265 01:15:13,343 --> 01:15:15,637 Pitching staff's pretty overworked. 1266 01:15:15,804 --> 01:15:18,390 Yeah, so? I'll be ready. 1267 01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:19,850 Ready, huh? 1268 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:23,562 Ready to what? Run and hide if the game's on the line? 1269 01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,605 I don't get it, Jake. 1270 01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:27,232 What's your problem? 1271 01:15:27,399 --> 01:15:28,775 You're the problem. 1272 01:15:28,942 --> 01:15:31,820 You used to be the toughest guy on this team. 1273 01:15:31,987 --> 01:15:36,491 Now you're trying to prop yourself up with the right woman or the right shrink. 1274 01:15:36,658 --> 01:15:38,577 You wanna be a major league pitcher? 1275 01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:42,497 You have to find something in yourself that's yours and nobody else's. 1276 01:15:42,664 --> 01:15:45,041 You had that once, Rick. 1277 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:48,920 If I were you, I'd spend the rest of the night trying to find it again. 1278 01:15:49,087 --> 01:15:51,464 Without it, you're no good to me or the team. 1279 01:15:53,425 --> 01:15:55,427 [♪♪♪] 1280 01:16:00,515 --> 01:16:02,475 What an asshole. 1281 01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:08,940 What an amazing asshole. 1282 01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:15,071 I thought he was my friend. 1283 01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:20,535 Why is everybody so threatened by me improving myself? 1284 01:16:33,048 --> 01:16:35,217 What an asshole. 1285 01:16:36,426 --> 01:16:39,846 - Hey, you're looking good, Lou. - Forget about me. I'm fine. 1286 01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:43,141 You got to talk to the team, Jake. Give them hell. 1287 01:16:43,308 --> 01:16:46,603 Let them know they're too damn good to roll over and play dead. 1288 01:16:47,229 --> 01:16:50,899 Yeah, will do, Skip. And, uh, hey... 1289 01:16:51,066 --> 01:16:53,068 we'll win this one for you. 1290 01:16:53,235 --> 01:16:55,445 - Hey. Hey, Taylor. - Hm? 1291 01:16:55,612 --> 01:16:57,364 Promise me one thing. 1292 01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,908 - Sure. What? - When you talk to the team, 1293 01:17:00,575 --> 01:17:04,120 don't give them one of them corny let's-win-one-for-Lou speeches. 1294 01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:05,621 I couldn't stand that. 1295 01:17:05,622 --> 01:17:06,830 Ha. 1296 01:17:06,831 --> 01:17:09,000 Yeah, promise. 1297 01:17:09,668 --> 01:17:11,920 Give them hell tonight, Schoupie. 1298 01:17:12,087 --> 01:17:13,463 Look alive there, Pedro. 1299 01:17:13,630 --> 01:17:16,466 Rube, I want you to give this catalog a try. 1300 01:17:16,633 --> 01:17:19,803 - I think you'll like the writing. - Thanks. 1301 01:17:21,179 --> 01:17:23,598 Frederick's of Hollywood? 1302 01:17:25,350 --> 01:17:27,519 All right, everybody listen up. 1303 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:33,191 I didn't wanna have to tell you this... 1304 01:17:34,401 --> 01:17:36,402 but Lou's going under the knife tomorrow. 1305 01:17:36,403 --> 01:17:37,611 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1306 01:17:37,612 --> 01:17:39,197 JAKE: Yeah. 1307 01:17:39,364 --> 01:17:41,116 He's not doing so good. 1308 01:17:41,283 --> 01:17:45,328 Doctor told me he might not make it at all. 1309 01:17:47,122 --> 01:17:48,498 As a matter of fact, 1310 01:17:48,665 --> 01:17:52,335 there's a good chance that this game tonight 1311 01:17:52,502 --> 01:17:54,963 might be his last experience on this Earth. 1312 01:17:57,257 --> 01:17:59,009 He had a hard time talking. 1313 01:17:59,426 --> 01:18:00,802 But he did say this. 1314 01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:06,975 "Win this one for me. 1315 01:18:07,767 --> 01:18:10,603 I might as well have a little taste of heaven now 1316 01:18:10,770 --> 01:18:12,939 just in case I'm not headed there." 1317 01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:23,616 Hell. When a man's lights are about to go out, 1318 01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:27,120 the fat lady can't sing if it's not over! 1319 01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:30,415 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1320 01:18:30,582 --> 01:18:32,125 - Let's go! - Come on! 1321 01:18:32,292 --> 01:18:33,668 - Come on. - Let's go. 1322 01:18:33,835 --> 01:18:35,170 Come on. 1323 01:18:35,337 --> 01:18:37,881 - Let's go. - Come on. 1324 01:18:39,007 --> 01:18:40,675 - Let's go. - Come on. 1325 01:18:48,350 --> 01:18:49,434 You okay, Pedro? 1326 01:18:51,603 --> 01:18:53,063 That was beautiful, man. 1327 01:18:55,106 --> 01:18:58,943 It made me realize there are more important things in life than baseball. 1328 01:19:00,278 --> 01:19:02,113 I love you, man. 1329 01:19:10,747 --> 01:19:12,664 Oh, no. 1330 01:19:12,665 --> 01:19:14,750 [♪♪♪] 1331 01:19:14,751 --> 01:19:17,003 [CROWD CHEERING] 1332 01:19:25,804 --> 01:19:27,138 HARRY: How you doing, everybody? 1333 01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:30,308 Harry Doyle here welcoming all you fanatic featherheads 1334 01:19:30,475 --> 01:19:32,894 to the American League Championship Series. 1335 01:19:33,061 --> 01:19:35,730 Where tonight, the comeback kids of the Cuyahoga 1336 01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:38,817 will begin their quest toward a World Series berth 1337 01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,986 for the first time since 1954. 1338 01:19:42,153 --> 01:19:45,990 Out to spoil the fun are those pale hosers from the Windy City 1339 01:19:46,157 --> 01:19:49,160 who squeaked by the Tribe a year ago in the playoffs 1340 01:19:49,327 --> 01:19:51,663 and lucked out again in the World Series. 1341 01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:54,958 What else can you say about these White Sox except 1342 01:19:55,125 --> 01:19:58,711 at least they're not from Canada. 1343 01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:02,006 Guys, after tonight, we'll be going to the World Series. 1344 01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:04,884 - Yes. - Yeah, in Chicago. 1345 01:20:05,593 --> 01:20:07,595 HARRY: Schoup ready for the opening pitch now. 1346 01:20:07,762 --> 01:20:10,807 Winds and fires to Termini. Swung on and missed. 1347 01:20:10,974 --> 01:20:12,642 And we're underway. 1348 01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:18,648 Oh, no. 1349 01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:26,697 HARRY: Baker threw the ball down to third. 1350 01:20:26,698 --> 01:20:29,826 I guess he felt Wilcox didn't get enough infield practice? 1351 01:20:31,786 --> 01:20:34,914 Anyway, Schoup ready again. Winds and comes to Termini. 1352 01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:38,375 High, and the count is even at one and one. 1353 01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:39,836 [CROWD BOOS] 1354 01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:42,005 MAN: What's he doing? 1355 01:20:42,714 --> 01:20:46,426 Son, you throw that ball down there again with nobody on, 1356 01:20:46,593 --> 01:20:48,803 you're gonna make me very unhappy. 1357 01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:50,263 JAKE: Come on, Baker! 1358 01:20:50,430 --> 01:20:52,348 Throw the damn ball! 1359 01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:56,227 The tulip lace bra has ruffled underwired cups, 1360 01:20:56,394 --> 01:20:59,814 creating a curvier you, for evening's bare neckline. 1361 01:21:00,815 --> 01:21:02,442 Whoo! Yeah! 1362 01:21:02,609 --> 01:21:06,863 HARRY: So Baker finally gets one back to the pitcher. 1363 01:21:07,030 --> 01:21:09,990 Matching crotch-less panties are also available. 1364 01:21:09,991 --> 01:21:12,493 [CROWD CHEERING] 1365 01:21:12,494 --> 01:21:16,414 HARRY: Bottom of the first, two down, Dowling in scoring position at second. 1366 01:21:16,581 --> 01:21:19,417 Bucek comes set, fires to Cerrano. 1367 01:21:19,584 --> 01:21:23,046 Swung on and popped up. And that'll do it. 1368 01:21:23,505 --> 01:21:25,715 Bottom of the third, still nothing-nothing. 1369 01:21:25,882 --> 01:21:29,636 Tanaka at the plate as Baker leads away from second. 1370 01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:31,763 Bucek into the stretch, delivers. 1371 01:21:31,930 --> 01:21:35,308 Tanaka swings and lines a base hit to left field. 1372 01:21:35,475 --> 01:21:38,853 Baker around third. They're waving him home. Belmonti up. 1373 01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:40,730 WILCOX: Get down! HARRY: Baker dives. 1374 01:21:40,897 --> 01:21:41,898 RUBE: Oh, shoot. 1375 01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:43,733 HARRY: He scores! 1376 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:46,985 And the Indians lead, 1 to 0. 1377 01:21:46,986 --> 01:21:48,738 [CROWD CHEERING] 1378 01:21:50,281 --> 01:21:54,160 Oh, shut up. It's only one run. 1379 01:21:55,161 --> 01:21:57,163 [♪♪♪] 1380 01:21:59,249 --> 01:22:02,001 HARRY: Top of the fourth as Parkman leads away from first. 1381 01:22:02,168 --> 01:22:04,128 Beck from second. 1382 01:22:04,754 --> 01:22:06,256 Schoup comes to the stretch. 1383 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:07,674 MAN: Come on, Schoup. 1384 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,175 HARRY: Delivers to Shaw. 1385 01:22:09,342 --> 01:22:11,928 There's a swing and a drive to deep right field. 1386 01:22:12,095 --> 01:22:13,763 It's off the fence. 1387 01:22:13,930 --> 01:22:14,931 Cerrano up with it. 1388 01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:16,558 Beck's gonna score. 1389 01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:18,393 Here comes Parkman around third. 1390 01:22:19,352 --> 01:22:20,853 The relay from Miller. 1391 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:23,689 They've got Parkman nailed. 1392 01:22:23,690 --> 01:22:25,942 [PANTING] 1393 01:22:26,234 --> 01:22:27,735 [GRUNTS] 1394 01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:30,153 HARRY: The ball comes loose. 1395 01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:31,071 [GROANING] 1396 01:22:31,072 --> 01:22:34,367 And the White Sox take the lead, 2 to 1. 1397 01:22:34,534 --> 01:22:36,660 Welcome to the big leagues, hay seed. 1398 01:22:36,661 --> 01:22:37,619 [GROANS] 1399 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:40,331 Don't stand on the tracks when the train's coming through. 1400 01:22:47,005 --> 01:22:49,172 HARRY: Bottom of the fourth. Cerrano swings. 1401 01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:52,176 UMPIRE: Strike three. You're out. HARRY: Misses and strikes out again. 1402 01:22:52,552 --> 01:22:53,553 He's a good pitch. 1403 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:56,222 Top of the fifth, Sox threatening again here. 1404 01:22:56,389 --> 01:22:59,642 Bases loaded, two outs, three and two on Dawson. 1405 01:22:59,809 --> 01:23:01,852 Schoup has to throw a strike. 1406 01:23:01,853 --> 01:23:02,769 [♪♪♪] 1407 01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:05,189 The runners will be moving on the pitch. 1408 01:23:05,356 --> 01:23:08,610 Here it is. And Dawson drives one to deep center. 1409 01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:11,029 This is trouble. Way back toward the wall. 1410 01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:12,447 Hayes racing. 1411 01:23:12,614 --> 01:23:14,240 Still going at the track. 1412 01:23:14,407 --> 01:23:15,825 He's got it! 1413 01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,159 Not this time. 1414 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:19,162 [CROWD CHEERS] 1415 01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:23,041 And the Indians dodge a three-run bullet. 1416 01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:25,293 What a catch by Hayes. 1417 01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:28,671 Two down, bottom of the fifth, 2 and 1 on Hayes, 1418 01:23:28,838 --> 01:23:30,882 trying to pick up Miller from third. 1419 01:23:31,049 --> 01:23:34,302 Hey, Black Hammer. Read some of your reviews, man. 1420 01:23:34,469 --> 01:23:38,305 One guy said, "Willie Mays Hayes couldn't play dead." Ha-ha-ha. 1421 01:23:38,306 --> 01:23:42,685 HARRY: Bucek, the big Chicago left-hander, winds, fires... 1422 01:23:42,852 --> 01:23:44,979 High. Ball three to Hayes. 1423 01:23:47,565 --> 01:23:49,776 PARKMAN: He also said the stunts were a joke. 1424 01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:53,196 You do your own stunts, or were you afraid of getting hurt? 1425 01:23:54,405 --> 01:23:58,117 If I get the chance to score, we'll see who's afraid. 1426 01:23:59,744 --> 01:24:02,664 - I don't intend to slide. - You don't? 1427 01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:05,208 You better. Just because your movie bombed 1428 01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:07,627 doesn't mean you have to commit suicide. 1429 01:24:07,794 --> 01:24:10,296 HARRY: Hayes waits for the 3-0 delivery. 1430 01:24:10,463 --> 01:24:11,923 Low. Ball four. 1431 01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:15,176 - I'll be home soon, honey. - I'll be waiting, sweetheart. 1432 01:24:15,343 --> 01:24:18,763 HARRY: So Bucek walks Hayes, putting runners at the corners 1433 01:24:18,930 --> 01:24:23,351 as Baker comes to the plate with the Indians still trailing, 2 to 1. 1434 01:24:23,518 --> 01:24:26,228 That little sheep back home probably misses you, huh, Rube? 1435 01:24:26,229 --> 01:24:27,063 [IMITATES SHEEP] 1436 01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:29,856 HARRY: The runners take their leads. 1437 01:24:29,857 --> 01:24:31,943 Bucek checks, comes to the plate. 1438 01:24:32,110 --> 01:24:35,363 Baker swings and lines a drive to the left field corner. 1439 01:24:35,530 --> 01:24:36,864 It's off the wall. 1440 01:24:37,031 --> 01:24:40,034 Belmonti up with it. Miller scores. 1441 01:24:40,201 --> 01:24:43,120 Hayes flying around third. Here comes the throw. 1442 01:24:43,121 --> 01:24:44,079 Come on! 1443 01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,915 [GROWLS] 1444 01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:48,543 WILLIE: Sucker! 1445 01:24:51,170 --> 01:24:53,548 HARRY: Hayes scores. 1446 01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:56,758 And the Indians lead, 3 to 2. 1447 01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:59,137 [CROWD CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 1448 01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:01,973 I told you I wasn't gonna slide. 1449 01:25:02,932 --> 01:25:07,145 - You got a long way to go, pecker head. - That's Mr. Pecker Head to you, pal. Ah! 1450 01:25:07,478 --> 01:25:09,229 Yeah, baby. 1451 01:25:09,230 --> 01:25:10,565 [CROWD CHEERING] 1452 01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:15,194 Ha, ha! Now we're starting to roll, boys. 1453 01:25:15,361 --> 01:25:16,404 Are you all right? 1454 01:25:16,904 --> 01:25:20,283 Oh, yeah. I love this British stuff. 1455 01:25:20,450 --> 01:25:23,578 General Spenser-Ewell was a patient of your Uncle Richard's. 1456 01:25:23,745 --> 01:25:25,580 Arthur and I dined... 1457 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:27,999 Top of the seventh, 3-2 Indians. 1458 01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:30,543 But the White Sox have runners at the corners. 1459 01:25:30,710 --> 01:25:33,254 Schoup is two and one to Parkman. 1460 01:25:33,421 --> 01:25:35,423 Parkman doing his little shimmy. 1461 01:25:35,590 --> 01:25:38,301 It makes the women here in Cleveland puke. 1462 01:25:38,468 --> 01:25:39,594 MAN: All right, Schoup. 1463 01:25:41,888 --> 01:25:43,096 HARRY: Schoup delivers. 1464 01:25:43,097 --> 01:25:47,393 Parkman swings and hammers a long drive to deep left center field. 1465 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:50,646 Back goes Hayes, way back. It's gone. 1466 01:25:50,813 --> 01:25:52,063 Damn. 1467 01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:54,650 [CROWD BOOS] 1468 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:57,528 Yes, yes. Parkman, you stud. 1469 01:25:57,695 --> 01:26:02,784 HARRY: And Parkman puts the Sox back on top, 5 to 3. 1470 01:26:04,243 --> 01:26:07,079 [BOOING CONTINUES] 1471 01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:09,582 You scumbag bum. Sit down! 1472 01:26:12,418 --> 01:26:15,296 See? I told you. 1473 01:26:15,463 --> 01:26:18,508 Bring out the tarp. Cover the field. 1474 01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:20,218 I can't watch this anymore. 1475 01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:21,677 It's over. 1476 01:26:21,844 --> 01:26:22,887 Turn the lights out. 1477 01:26:23,054 --> 01:26:27,517 Let's get the bulldozers in here and turn this place into a parking lot. 1478 01:26:28,392 --> 01:26:30,686 PLAYER 1: All right. PLAYER 2: Let's go. 1479 01:26:30,978 --> 01:26:32,563 WOMAN [ON TV]: That his elderly mother... 1480 01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:34,816 This is tragic stuff. 1481 01:26:34,982 --> 01:26:37,777 HARRY: Bottom of the eighth, two down, Campbell at first. 1482 01:26:37,944 --> 01:26:42,990 The Indians trailing by two, down to their last four outs. 1483 01:26:43,282 --> 01:26:45,201 Taylor's gotta get something done 1484 01:26:45,368 --> 01:26:48,704 or he'll have the bottom of the order in the 9th. 1485 01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:54,377 [♪♪♪] 1486 01:26:57,004 --> 01:26:58,422 Dorn. 1487 01:27:00,341 --> 01:27:01,926 - Yeah? - This guy. 1488 01:27:02,093 --> 01:27:04,053 - He used to pitch you inside, didn't he? - Yeah. 1489 01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:06,597 Get a bat and step into one. 1490 01:27:06,764 --> 01:27:09,392 - What? - Let him hit you. I need another runner. 1491 01:27:10,268 --> 01:27:13,229 - Are you crazy? - It's only way you'll get in the game. 1492 01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:15,356 Come on, Roger, take one for the team. 1493 01:27:15,523 --> 01:27:17,108 - Oh. RICK: Come on, Rog. 1494 01:27:20,611 --> 01:27:22,280 - It's not my bat. - Get in there. 1495 01:27:22,446 --> 01:27:24,740 - Let's go, Roger. - Attaboy. 1496 01:27:25,283 --> 01:27:28,244 And Taylor is sending up Roger Dorn? 1497 01:27:28,411 --> 01:27:30,913 Dorn is 0 for the century against this guy 1498 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:33,875 but has several foul tips. 1499 01:27:35,877 --> 01:27:40,214 So Dorn inches in and gets ready to face Bucek. 1500 01:27:41,465 --> 01:27:43,175 Here's the pitch. 1501 01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:44,468 - Oh, God. CROWD: Oh! 1502 01:27:44,635 --> 01:27:47,220 Oh, and Dorn is hit right in the back. 1503 01:27:47,221 --> 01:27:49,891 - And the Indians catch a break. CROWD: Boo! 1504 01:27:50,057 --> 01:27:52,267 HARRY: They'll have runners at first and second 1505 01:27:52,268 --> 01:27:54,604 with Dorn representing the tying run. 1506 01:27:55,104 --> 01:27:56,105 Pinch runner. 1507 01:27:56,689 --> 01:27:58,149 No. 1508 01:28:00,735 --> 01:28:02,653 God, that hurts. 1509 01:28:03,029 --> 01:28:05,990 Markley, get in there and run for Dorn. 1510 01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:08,951 Uh-uh. 1511 01:28:11,537 --> 01:28:12,622 [SIGHS] 1512 01:28:15,166 --> 01:28:16,417 Dorn. 1513 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,961 So Dorn gets his first hit of the season. 1514 01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:21,964 Although it doesn't look like he's ready to leave yet. 1515 01:28:22,131 --> 01:28:23,089 Dorn. 1516 01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:25,134 HARRY: Taylor may have to call the cops. 1517 01:28:25,593 --> 01:28:26,719 Dorn! 1518 01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:28,638 [WHIMPERS] 1519 01:28:29,597 --> 01:28:31,265 MAN: All right, Dorn. 1520 01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:34,393 Nice game. 1521 01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:36,938 HARRY: Well, Dorn finally leaves after putting on 1522 01:28:37,104 --> 01:28:39,690 a very impressive exhibition of stretching. 1523 01:28:39,857 --> 01:28:42,360 And that brings up the potential go-ahead run 1524 01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:44,695 in the person of Pedro Cerrano. 1525 01:28:44,862 --> 01:28:48,199 Pedro's left a small village on the base paths tonight. 1526 01:28:48,366 --> 01:28:51,035 Parkman, my good friend, how you doing? 1527 01:28:51,202 --> 01:28:54,121 Look at the scoreboard, Buddha. I'm doing fine. 1528 01:28:55,206 --> 01:28:57,041 CROWD [CHANTING]: Pedro, Pedro! 1529 01:28:57,208 --> 01:29:00,336 Pedro, Pedro! Pedro! 1530 01:29:00,503 --> 01:29:02,755 HARRY: Bucek's set at the belt. 1531 01:29:03,631 --> 01:29:06,384 Delivers. Swung on and missed. 1532 01:29:06,884 --> 01:29:09,512 And Cerrano is down a strike. 1533 01:29:10,554 --> 01:29:12,264 This guy is not messing around. 1534 01:29:12,431 --> 01:29:14,558 He's going right after Pedro. 1535 01:29:15,643 --> 01:29:18,229 From the stretch. He's ready. 1536 01:29:18,980 --> 01:29:20,940 - Fires. - Strike. 1537 01:29:21,107 --> 01:29:23,067 Whoa, that had some quickness. 1538 01:29:23,234 --> 01:29:27,196 HARRY: So two straight heaters, and Cerrano is down to his last strike. 1539 01:29:30,074 --> 01:29:31,951 [PLAYERS CHANTING AND MARBLES RATTLING] 1540 01:29:35,079 --> 01:29:36,330 [CHUCKLES] 1541 01:29:37,456 --> 01:29:39,333 Oh, you guys. 1542 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:41,419 HARRY: Cerrano back in the box. 1543 01:29:41,585 --> 01:29:43,587 That last pitch, man. 1544 01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:45,297 That was beautiful. 1545 01:29:51,804 --> 01:29:53,973 HARRY: Bucek has his sign and comes set. 1546 01:29:54,974 --> 01:29:56,726 Here's the pitch to Cerrano. 1547 01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:59,645 He swings and drives one into deep left center. 1548 01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:02,481 Way back. Going, going, 1549 01:30:03,190 --> 01:30:06,318 gone to the upper deck! 1550 01:30:06,485 --> 01:30:07,820 Yes. 1551 01:30:07,987 --> 01:30:10,864 Not as beautiful as that, though. Ha-ha-ha! 1552 01:30:10,865 --> 01:30:12,867 [CROWD CHEERS] 1553 01:30:15,494 --> 01:30:19,040 Way to go, Pedro. Big knock, baby. Big knock. 1554 01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:23,252 HARRY: And the Indians lead, 6 to 5. 1555 01:30:32,595 --> 01:30:36,223 Look at that scoreboard now, grasshopper. 1556 01:30:36,390 --> 01:30:37,850 Yeah. 1557 01:30:39,769 --> 01:30:42,229 Oh, my God. 1558 01:30:48,652 --> 01:30:51,363 - What a shot. - Three more outs, we go to the Series. 1559 01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:54,158 So what? They'll blow it in the ninth. 1560 01:30:54,325 --> 01:30:56,452 - Hey! - I'm sick of you. What are you--? 1561 01:30:56,619 --> 01:30:57,912 JOHNNY: You jerk-offs! 1562 01:30:58,704 --> 01:31:02,291 HARRY: We're in the ninth. Two down, two and one to Termini. 1563 01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,460 Once again, the Indians one out away 1564 01:31:04,627 --> 01:31:07,797 from the American League Championship. Here's the pitch. 1565 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:09,840 Ball three. 1566 01:31:10,007 --> 01:31:14,762 And Schoup is now only one pitch away from putting the go-ahead run on. 1567 01:31:14,929 --> 01:31:18,349 You gotta love this kind of excitement, don't you, Monte? 1568 01:31:18,516 --> 01:31:21,185 You took the words right out of my mouth. 1569 01:31:22,770 --> 01:31:23,771 Here's the pitch. 1570 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:25,481 Ball four. 1571 01:31:25,648 --> 01:31:28,359 And the Sox have two aboard with Beck coming up 1572 01:31:28,526 --> 01:31:30,820 who already has a two-run double tonight. 1573 01:31:30,986 --> 01:31:31,987 Come on. 1574 01:31:32,655 --> 01:31:35,199 RUBE: Time. - Time! 1575 01:31:37,118 --> 01:31:40,246 You ain't got nobody left, Taylor! 1576 01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:44,750 You're Old Mother Hubbard and only bones in the cupboard! 1577 01:31:45,501 --> 01:31:47,419 - Good job. - Thanks. 1578 01:31:47,586 --> 01:31:50,631 Outstanding game, Schoupie. You fought them all the way. 1579 01:31:50,798 --> 01:31:52,800 Can't believe I walked that Punch-and-Judy hitter. 1580 01:31:52,967 --> 01:31:54,885 We'll get them for you. 1581 01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:57,263 Give me Vaughn. 1582 01:31:58,264 --> 01:31:59,431 You mean Rick Vaughn? 1583 01:31:59,598 --> 01:32:01,058 Yeah. 1584 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,435 He's pitching to Beck, not Parkman. 1585 01:32:03,602 --> 01:32:05,771 He wants the righty! 1586 01:32:05,938 --> 01:32:07,898 The Vile Thing! 1587 01:32:08,065 --> 01:32:11,318 The Grab-Your-Throat- and-Choke Thing! 1588 01:32:11,485 --> 01:32:13,237 RICK: Blow it out your ass, lard-mouth. 1589 01:32:13,404 --> 01:32:14,989 Oh, my God. 1590 01:32:15,156 --> 01:32:16,657 Oh, my God! 1591 01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:21,328 [♪♪♪] 1592 01:32:21,829 --> 01:32:23,539 Oh, my God. It's him. 1593 01:32:23,706 --> 01:32:25,749 Crank it, Jerry. 1594 01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:30,128 [X'S "WILD THING" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1595 01:32:30,129 --> 01:32:31,422 [CROWD CHEERING] 1596 01:32:39,847 --> 01:32:41,182 Oh, no. 1597 01:32:41,348 --> 01:32:44,351 Not that goddamn song again. 1598 01:32:50,107 --> 01:32:52,818 The bad seed is back! 1599 01:32:52,985 --> 01:32:57,573 It's Wild Thing! Aah! 1600 01:32:57,907 --> 01:32:59,241 ALL: ♪ Wild Thing ♪ 1601 01:33:01,535 --> 01:33:03,412 ♪ You make my heart sing ♪ 1602 01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:09,710 ♪ You make everything groovy ♪ 1603 01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:12,671 ♪ Come on, Wild Thing ♪ 1604 01:33:12,838 --> 01:33:15,341 Hey, hey! Yeah! Whoo! 1605 01:33:20,679 --> 01:33:23,015 Nice look. Welcome back, Vaughn. 1606 01:33:23,182 --> 01:33:24,391 Good to be back. 1607 01:33:25,267 --> 01:33:29,438 Okay. Now, Beck likes them on the outer half, so jam him. 1608 01:33:30,314 --> 01:33:31,565 I want Parkman. 1609 01:33:31,941 --> 01:33:33,859 JAKE: Parkman's not up. Beck's the hitter. 1610 01:33:34,026 --> 01:33:36,528 - I'll walk him. - And load the bases for Parkman? 1611 01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:39,823 - What are you, nuts? - I want Parkman. 1612 01:33:44,578 --> 01:33:45,746 CROWD: ♪ Wild thing ♪ 1613 01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:51,877 All right. Go get him, Rick. 1614 01:33:52,586 --> 01:33:55,089 ♪ You make everything groovy ♪♪ 1615 01:33:55,256 --> 01:33:58,717 Hey, when the tough get going, the going get tough. 1616 01:34:03,597 --> 01:34:05,015 [CROWD CHEERING] 1617 01:34:17,111 --> 01:34:18,988 JOHNNY: Okay, Ricky, baby. 1618 01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:21,156 Time for some serious cheese! 1619 01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:22,992 The Roquefort rocket! 1620 01:34:23,158 --> 01:34:24,618 The brie bullet! 1621 01:34:24,785 --> 01:34:27,371 The parmesan pellet! 1622 01:34:27,538 --> 01:34:28,872 Yeah! 1623 01:34:35,796 --> 01:34:40,259 HARRY: So in a surprise move, Vaughn is on the pitch here. 1624 01:34:40,426 --> 01:34:41,384 Ball one! 1625 01:34:41,385 --> 01:34:43,929 HARRY: They'll walk Beck to get to Parkman. 1626 01:34:44,096 --> 01:34:46,515 Obviously, Taylor's thinking... 1627 01:34:47,057 --> 01:34:49,727 I don't know what the hell he's thinking. 1628 01:34:52,855 --> 01:34:56,482 New haircut, same dead arm. 1629 01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:58,693 [♪♪♪] 1630 01:34:58,694 --> 01:35:01,613 HARRY: And there's ball four, and Beck trots to first. 1631 01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:05,909 So they're loaded for Jack Parkman 1632 01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:08,912 who's hitting just over.900 against Vaughn. 1633 01:35:09,455 --> 01:35:12,082 Parkman homered the last time he faced him. 1634 01:35:12,249 --> 01:35:17,545 ANNOUNCER: Now batting, number 15, Jack Parkman. 1635 01:35:17,546 --> 01:35:19,548 [♪♪♪] 1636 01:35:26,972 --> 01:35:28,974 [CROWD CHEERING] 1637 01:35:35,731 --> 01:35:37,816 You wanted him, you got him, man. 1638 01:35:37,983 --> 01:35:39,735 Okay, Rick. Let's get nasty. 1639 01:35:41,403 --> 01:35:44,114 HARRY: Vaughn looking for the sign. 1640 01:35:44,281 --> 01:35:46,241 And he's got it. 1641 01:35:50,204 --> 01:35:54,540 Swung on and missed. Strike one. And he had something on that baby. 1642 01:35:54,541 --> 01:35:55,584 Ooh. 1643 01:35:57,461 --> 01:35:59,046 Boy's pumped up. 1644 01:35:59,213 --> 01:36:01,465 Looks like I'm gonna have to get serious. 1645 01:36:02,549 --> 01:36:04,385 HARRY: Vaughn back on the slab. 1646 01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:12,226 Baker gives him the sign. 1647 01:36:12,726 --> 01:36:15,354 Vaughn ready, and here it comes. 1648 01:36:16,021 --> 01:36:18,899 Swung on and foul to the screen. 1649 01:36:19,066 --> 01:36:21,527 And Parkman wasn't fooled on that one. 1650 01:36:21,693 --> 01:36:23,612 Oh, he just missed it. 1651 01:36:23,779 --> 01:36:25,406 PARKMAN: I got your timing now. 1652 01:36:25,989 --> 01:36:29,451 I bet you don't have enough hair on your ass to throw another one. 1653 01:36:29,618 --> 01:36:31,537 RICK: Well, here it comes, Parkman. 1654 01:36:31,703 --> 01:36:34,415 Old number one, the Terminator. 1655 01:36:34,581 --> 01:36:37,543 You get a piece of it, you can rename it. 1656 01:36:46,260 --> 01:36:47,428 Blow this chump away. 1657 01:36:47,594 --> 01:36:49,930 Stay with the smoke, Rick. Just go after him. 1658 01:36:52,015 --> 01:36:54,518 Mr. Parkman, you're a great ball player, 1659 01:36:54,685 --> 01:36:57,813 and I'd just like to say you're standing on the tracks, 1660 01:36:57,980 --> 01:37:00,690 and the train's coming through, butt head. 1661 01:37:00,691 --> 01:37:02,067 [SCOFFS] 1662 01:37:03,277 --> 01:37:04,653 RUBE: To hell with the signals. 1663 01:37:04,820 --> 01:37:06,405 Bring it here, Ricky. 1664 01:37:06,572 --> 01:37:09,491 So Vaughn is nothing and two to Parkman. 1665 01:37:31,138 --> 01:37:32,305 Swung on and missed. 1666 01:37:32,306 --> 01:37:33,891 [CROWD CHEERING] 1667 01:37:34,057 --> 01:37:36,685 And the Indians win it. It's all over. 1668 01:37:36,852 --> 01:37:38,270 The Indians win it! 1669 01:37:39,354 --> 01:37:41,356 [♪♪♪] 1670 01:37:54,786 --> 01:37:57,623 Shit. Son of a bitch. 1671 01:37:57,789 --> 01:38:01,418 Damn, I gotta get out of this business. Oh! 1672 01:38:01,585 --> 01:38:03,712 Attaboy, Rick. I knew you could do it. 1673 01:38:03,879 --> 01:38:07,216 - Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown, calm down. - I knew you could do it. Yeah. 1674 01:38:07,382 --> 01:38:11,345 I love this shit, and I may move to England. Ah! 1675 01:38:12,596 --> 01:38:14,264 I told you we'd win! 1676 01:38:14,431 --> 01:38:16,642 I told you in spring training we'd win! 1677 01:38:16,808 --> 01:38:17,893 Yeah! 1678 01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:19,602 Indians! 1679 01:38:19,603 --> 01:38:21,562 [♪♪♪] 1680 01:38:21,563 --> 01:38:22,773 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1681 01:38:22,940 --> 01:38:25,651 PEDRO: We're going to the World Series now. 1682 01:38:26,652 --> 01:38:28,987 [CHEERING] 1683 01:38:30,239 --> 01:38:31,949 Yeah! Whoo! 1684 01:38:33,534 --> 01:38:35,035 Yeah! 1685 01:38:36,578 --> 01:38:37,538 [YELLS] 1686 01:38:38,330 --> 01:38:40,582 There is no God. 1687 01:38:40,749 --> 01:38:42,376 Yeah! 1688 01:38:43,001 --> 01:38:44,127 We did it. We did it. 1689 01:38:44,294 --> 01:38:46,588 - We did it. - What's up? Bring it here, baby. 1690 01:38:47,130 --> 01:38:50,592 RICK: Yeah. All right. Thank you. Thanks. 1691 01:38:50,759 --> 01:38:52,970 You were so wonderful out there, Rick. 1692 01:38:53,345 --> 01:38:55,138 The General Cereals reps are here. 1693 01:38:55,305 --> 01:38:57,849 Great game. We'd like to offer you a three-year-- 1694 01:38:58,016 --> 01:39:01,520 I'm sorry. You got the wrong guy. I'm sure you make a great cereal. 1695 01:39:01,687 --> 01:39:05,816 But I like my hair the way it is. And I don't get up in time to eat breakfast. 1696 01:39:05,983 --> 01:39:07,401 Rick, what are you saying? 1697 01:39:09,027 --> 01:39:12,614 You're a great gal, Flannery, much too good for me. 1698 01:39:12,781 --> 01:39:14,324 Take a hike. 1699 01:39:26,878 --> 01:39:27,879 Nikki, hold it. 1700 01:39:28,714 --> 01:39:34,303 Nikki, look, I know I was a jerk the other night, but I want to make it up to you. 1701 01:39:34,469 --> 01:39:36,555 Don't let him sweet talk you, Miss R. 1702 01:39:37,139 --> 01:39:41,226 I got World Series tickets for the kids, dugout boxes. 1703 01:39:41,393 --> 01:39:44,062 Take him back. I mean, I forgive him. 1704 01:39:44,229 --> 01:39:48,024 Thank you. I'm sure these guys will really be happy with the tickets. 1705 01:39:48,025 --> 01:39:50,026 [♪♪♪] 1706 01:39:50,027 --> 01:39:51,445 Congratulations. 1707 01:39:51,612 --> 01:39:55,115 Wait, Nikki. I want you to come out with me and celebrate. 1708 01:39:55,574 --> 01:39:56,867 For an hour. 1709 01:39:57,034 --> 01:40:00,287 A year. Whatever. Just come out with me. 1710 01:40:05,042 --> 01:40:08,545 All right. What do you say we start with an hour? 1711 01:40:13,175 --> 01:40:15,260 [STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN'S "THE HOUSE IS A ROCKIN" PLAYS] 1712 01:40:20,557 --> 01:40:24,310 ♪ Well, the house is a rockin', Don't bother knockin' ♪ 1713 01:40:24,311 --> 01:40:27,021 ♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin', Don't bother knockin' ♪ 1714 01:40:27,022 --> 01:40:30,567 ♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin', Don't bother, come on in ♪ 1715 01:40:32,653 --> 01:40:35,488 ♪ Kick off your shoes Start losin' the blues ♪ 1716 01:40:35,489 --> 01:40:38,240 ♪ 'Cause this old house Ain't got nothin' to lose ♪ 1717 01:40:38,241 --> 01:40:42,162 ♪ Seen it all for years, Start spreadin' the news ♪ 1718 01:40:43,497 --> 01:40:47,626 ♪ We got room on the floor, Come on, baby, shake some loose ♪ 1719 01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:52,213 ♪ Well, the house is a rockin', Don't bother knockin' ♪ 1720 01:40:52,214 --> 01:40:55,174 ♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin', Don't bother knockin' ♪ 1721 01:40:55,175 --> 01:40:58,970 ♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin', Don't bother, come on in ♪ 1722 01:41:41,847 --> 01:41:44,765 ♪ Well, the house is a rockin', Don't bother knockin' ♪ 1723 01:41:44,766 --> 01:41:47,560 ♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin', Don't bother knockin' ♪ 1724 01:41:47,561 --> 01:41:51,356 ♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin', Don't bother, come on in ♪ 1725 01:41:53,275 --> 01:41:55,901 ♪ Walkin' up the street You can hear the sound ♪ 1726 01:41:55,902 --> 01:41:58,654 ♪ Of some bad honky-tonkers Really layin' it down ♪ 1727 01:41:58,655 --> 01:42:02,617 ♪ They've seen it all for years And got nothin' to lose ♪ 1728 01:42:03,910 --> 01:42:07,998 ♪ So get out on the floor Shimmy 'til you shake some loose ♪ 1729 01:42:09,499 --> 01:42:12,376 ♪ Well, the house is a rockin', Don't bother knockin' ♪ 1730 01:42:12,377 --> 01:42:15,254 ♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin', Don't bother knockin' ♪ 1731 01:42:15,255 --> 01:42:19,050 ♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin', Don't bother, come on in ♪ 1732 01:42:20,385 --> 01:42:24,931 ♪ I said the house is a rockin', Don't bother, come on in ♪♪ 1733 01:42:28,810 --> 01:42:31,103 [JIMMY VAUGHAN'S "BOOM BAPA BOOM" PLAYS] 1734 01:42:31,104 --> 01:42:33,315 ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ 1735 01:42:34,483 --> 01:42:36,651 ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ 1736 01:42:37,694 --> 01:42:42,032 ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ 1737 01:42:43,992 --> 01:42:46,453 ♪ At a glance I looked at you ♪ 1738 01:42:47,204 --> 01:42:50,081 ♪ Just as fast, I felt brand-new ♪ 1739 01:42:50,540 --> 01:42:55,504 ♪ Oh you, look at you ♪ 1740 01:42:57,464 --> 01:43:00,091 ♪ If I made a pass at you ♪ 1741 01:43:00,801 --> 01:43:03,261 ♪ Would you say That we were through? ♪ 1742 01:43:03,637 --> 01:43:08,683 ♪ Oh you, look at you ♪ 1743 01:43:10,852 --> 01:43:15,565 ♪ Oh, treat yourself right, Come with me, say I do ♪ 1744 01:43:17,651 --> 01:43:20,362 ♪ Singing whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ 1745 01:43:21,363 --> 01:43:24,032 ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ 1746 01:43:50,892 --> 01:43:54,770 ♪ Singing whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ 1747 01:43:54,771 --> 01:44:02,320 - ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ - ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ 1748 01:44:03,947 --> 01:44:06,866 ♪ Singing whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ 1749 01:44:06,867 --> 01:44:10,077 - ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ - ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ 1750 01:44:10,078 --> 01:44:16,126 - ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪ - ♪ Whoa, Boom-Bapa-Boom ♪♪ 1751 01:44:28,972 --> 01:44:30,974 [♪♪♪]