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MAN: This--this is
something, man.

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This is
our generation, man.

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All you people, we're all
together, man, it's groovy.

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And dig yourselves.
It's really groovy.

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* You don't hear no sounds,
but dig this *

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* Yeah

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* Yeah

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* Yeah, OK, then--hey *

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* Hey, man

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* Yeah, dig, brother

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* Groovy, groovy

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* Hey, what's up?
Hey, we got some--hey *

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* Yeah, OK, let's--hey

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* Hey, man

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* Yeah, dig, brother

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* Groovy, groovy

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* Groovy, groovy *

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* Groovy, groovy

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* Groovy, groovy

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* Groovy, groovy

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* Groovy, groovy

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* Groovy, groovy *

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* Yeah, dig, brother *

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Hello?

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* Groovy, groovy

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* Groovy, groovy

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* Groovy, groovy

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* Groovy, groovy *

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(Loud music plays)

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Fuck!

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Oh, yeah.

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(Guitars fade)

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Shit. Fuse box again.

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I got it last time.

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I know.

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Um...

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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Is James Andrews around?

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What are you, a narc?

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No, no, no.
I'm a pre-frosh.

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I'm just looking
for James Andrews.

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Heads up!

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James Andrews...

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Oh, Droz. He's in
the hole, room two.

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Um...where--

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The basement.

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Come on. Follow me.

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End of the hall.

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Ahem.

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Go ahead.

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Last door on the left.

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Hello?

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Uh...

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James?

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(Snoring)

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Uh, excuse me.

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Ooh.

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Uh...

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(Snoring)

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Uh...

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(Snores)

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Coffee.

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Coffee now!

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There.

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All right, what do you need,

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bottle rockets,
dental dams, reddi-whips?

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Term papers?

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Um, actually,
no, no, no.

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I'm Tom Lawrence.
I'm a pre-frosh.

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I'm just up here
at Port Chester

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just to see if
I want to go here.

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What am I,
a stop on the tour?

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Actually, um,

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admissions
arranged for me

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to spend the night
at your frat.

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Gee, Scooter, frats were
banned in the sixties.

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They were?

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Let me see that.

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I don't believe this.

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I've been pimped
by admissions.

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OK.

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Want some advice?

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Well, yeah.

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Here's all you
need to know:

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classes--nothing
before 11:00;

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beer--your best friend,
you drink a lot of it;

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women--you're a freshman,

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so it's pretty much
out of the question.

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Will you have a car?
Um, no.

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Someone on
your hall will.

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Find them and make friends
with them on the first day.

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Anything else?

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Yeah. Um...

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look, uh,

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can anyone just, uh,

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live in these big houses
with--with girls?

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Times have changed in
the past 30 years, Tomas.

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We no longer swill sherry

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and screw goats
for fun anymore.

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I'd love to tell
you about it, but...

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Should I just leave
my stuff in your room?

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Uh, no.

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Look, I'd like
to help you out,

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but we're cutting in
on my nap time as it is.

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But the good news is

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I've got just
the guy for the job.

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(Loud music plays)

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Yo, Gut,
what's up, baby?

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What's up, Droz?

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Got any smokes, baby?

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No, man, last one.

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Listen, Tom-man--

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(Turns down music)

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Tom-man here
is a pre-frosh.

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I told him you'd
show him around.

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No can do.

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Whoa, Gut,
can't or won't?

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Can't, man.

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It's grunge night
at Vienna House.

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The Merkins are opening

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for Frog and Toad
Are Friends.

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I got to psych up
for the show.

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Frog and Toad
Are Friends,

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that's with the guy
from the Clash, right?

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The?
The Clash.

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I don't know if you're
aware of this, Gutter,

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but there
actually was music

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recorded before 1989.

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What is this?

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You're wearing this
to the show?

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You're gonna
wear the shirt

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of the band you're
gonna go see?

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Don't be that guy.

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Hey!
Dave!

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Dave, Dave! What's up,
my brothers?

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Here we go.
Very quickly,

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just a quick
moment of--

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It's all right.
Mullaney.

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What's up?
Good to see you.

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Is this a pre-frosh?

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Yes, it is.

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You showing him around?

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Actually--
You know,

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that's really swell.

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Now, you gotta
make sure he gives you

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the special
bicentennial tour,
200 years of bullshit.

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You little bitch.

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Yep, now we're even
for the milk bones.

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You signed me up
as a weekend host.

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You swing bag.

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Sucker.

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Milk bones?

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Spring Break, I filled his
suitcase with dog biscuits

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coming back
from Jamaica.

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Drug-sniffing dogs
went ape shit.

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I got one more idea.

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Pigman!

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(Tires squeal)

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Pigman!

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What's he doing?

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He's finishing
his senior thesis.

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Pigman is trying to prove
the Caine/Hackman Theory.

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No matter what
time it is,

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24 hours a day,
you can find

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a Michael Caine
or a Gene Hackman movie

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playing on TV.

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Wait, that's his thesis?
Yes!

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That's the beauty

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of college
these days, Tommy.

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You can major in Game Boy
if you know how to bullshit.

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Have a seat,
there's the TV.

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Pigman's got you covered.

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Call me for the shower scene
in Dressed To Kill.

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Um...

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What?

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Did I tell you that
I'm from Delaware?

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Really?

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Well, I mean, I
just spent 6 hou--

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6 hours on
a public bus

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just to come
to Port Chester

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to decide if
I want to come here.

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So, you know, maybe
I should see the campus

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or, you know,
like, a pep rally

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or a tailgate party.
OK, OK.

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OK, OK. I--
I've got it.

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Here's the deal.

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You gotta get all this
fifties cornball shit

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out of your head.

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It's a whole new ball game
on campus these days,

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and they call it PC.

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PC?

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Politically Correct,

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and it's not just politics,
it's everything.

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it's what you eat,
it's what wear,

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and it's what you say.

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And if you don't
watch yourself,

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you can get in
a butt-load of trouble.

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For instance,
see these girls?

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Yeah.

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No, you don't.
Those are women.

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You call them girls,
and they'll pop your figs.

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Save the whales.

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MAN: Gays in
the military now!

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Free Nelson Mandela.

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They freed him already.

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What?

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Those women?

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Those aren't women, Tom.

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Those are Womynists.

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You know, I saw the new
Madonna video last night.

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Unfricking-believable.

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See the one in the middle
with the blond hair?

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Yeah.

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She's looking at me,
isn't she?

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Kind of. What, do you
know her or something?

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Hey, Sam,

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isn't that the guy
that you used to, uh...

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Yeah.

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00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,098
You went out
with a white male?

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I was a freshman.

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Freshperson.
Please.

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00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,636
Please.

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00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,739
Go talk to her.
What's the problem?

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Watch this.

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He's coming over here.
Sisters, form a wall!

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No, you don't
have to do that.

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Hi. How you doing?

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00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,383
Is Sam in there?

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00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,819
In there? What's that
supposed to mean?

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Yeah, cock man
oppressor.

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Thank you.

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Maybe one of you
could just tell her

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that Mr. Pokey
stopped by.

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OK.

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00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,137
What the hell was that--
Mr. Pokey?

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00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,908
I think he meant
his, uh, phallus.

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You participated
in a phallus naming?

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00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,415
No. No, I have no idea.

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You stay away
from him, Sam.

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He's an animal.

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You know, this place
is kind of insane.

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00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,858
Wait till you meet
the causeheads.

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00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:05,926
The what?

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00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,494
What don't we eat?

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00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,528
Red meat!

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00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,163
Why don't we eat it?

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It's murder!

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What don't we eat?

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Red meat.

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00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,069
Why don't we eat it?

254
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,370
These, Tom, are
your causeheads.

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They find
a world-threatening issue

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and stick with it
for about a week.

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What's up?
What up?

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What happened to
the ozone layer?

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That was last week.
Now it's meat.

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00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,347
Grill is serving up
chili burgers,

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but they're not letting
anyone in or out.

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I love chili burgers.
What about you, Daves?

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Let's do lunch.

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All right.

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Red meat!

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Why don't we eat it?

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It's murder.

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What don't we eat?

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Red meat.

271
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,598
Why don't we eat it?

272
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,666
It's murder!

273
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,101
What don't we eat?

274
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,037
Red meat.

275
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,104
Don't eat us!

276
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,305
It's murder.

277
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,074
Remember, cows
are our friends.

278
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,608
What don't we eat?

279
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:56,844
Red meat.

280
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,979
Why don't we eat it?

281
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,280
It's murder.

282
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,149
The charred flesh
served in this cafeteria...

283
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:05,118
Oop. Paint.

284
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,955
(Cheering)

285
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,190
Harsh bud.

286
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,892
And the non-toxic paint...

287
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,094
Moonbeam,
I like your style. Go.

288
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,996
Wrung from
the scorched flesh

289
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,898
of innocent creatures.

290
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,436
Go! Go!

291
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,009
Wha-what?

292
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,157
MAN: * I was standin'

293
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,458
* By my window

294
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,527
You may be saying
to yourselves,

295
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:51,198
what of the hungry students
of this university?

296
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,633
* On a cloudy day

297
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:57,370
...with the use
of their legs and hands...

298
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,242
Then they would understand
the plight of the field calf.

299
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,144
* I was standin'

300
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,147
If every student
on this campus...

301
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,548
(Feedback)

302
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:15,655
were to starve, it would be
worth the life of a cow.

303
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:16,656
Moo!

304
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,059
Yum.

305
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,928
Hopefully, this
will not come to pass.

306
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:25,365
But if it were, who is
to say that the life--

307
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,503
What the hell?

308
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,107
Aah.

309
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,943
Hey!

310
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,120
Now.

311
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,125
Here's lunch.

312
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,628
(Screaming)

313
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,403
Nicely done,
gentlemen.

314
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,671
All right.
Now what?

315
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,439
Now we run.

316
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,221
Dave.

317
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,622
Dave?

318
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,094
MAN: And the walls
are painted white,

319
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,895
and the chalk is white,

320
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,531
and even the copy machine
and paper is white.

321
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:32,565
Excuse me.

322
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,633
This, my friend,

323
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,268
is a white devil's
conspiracy.

324
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,004
Meat tosser!

325
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,006
Stop the violator!

326
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:45,412
Ohhh!

327
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,286
MOONBEAM: Level
of insensitivity--

328
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,488
"c," unconscionable.

329
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,026
Offended.

330
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,164
Oh, thank God.
President Garcia-Thompson.

331
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,332
Students,
fill out those forms

332
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:06,566
and don't skip a line.

333
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,102
It was those persons
in the pit again.

334
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,303
I know, Moonbeam.

335
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,139
Those pit offenders
are single-handedly

336
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,641
destroying the sensitivity
levels on this campus.

337
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,410
Of course, I can't simply
throw them out of school.

338
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,280
After all, they're still
15 complaints away

339
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,315
from expulsion.

340
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,752
Don't worry,
their day will come.

341
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,556
Um, Ms. President?

342
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,359
There's some preppy person
in your office.

343
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,627
Madras ties.

344
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,529
Sweet.

345
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,470
McPherson, what the hell
are you doing?

346
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,505
Ooh, pretty outfit.

347
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,974
Real summery.
What is that, Dacron?

348
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:51,144
How many times have I told you
not to meet me here?

349
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,246
I have a reputation
to uphold.

350
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,281
Don't run from
your feelings.

351
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,315
I think it's
time people

352
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,683
know the truth
about us.

353
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,352
The truth, McPherson,
is that you disgust me.

354
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,488
The only thing we'll
ever have in common

355
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,156
is a hatred of the pit.

356
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,391
Just give it time.

357
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,560
The information,
Republican.

358
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,597
Signed, sealed, and...

359
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,634
snatched rudely.
What a surprise.

360
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,638
Perfect. I'll bring it
to the pit immediately.

361
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,208
And we'll call
the movers.

362
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,950
Hey, Jack,
the floor's closed

363
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,919
unless you're working
on a thesis.

364
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,122
You working on a thesis?

365
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,456
Uh, no, I'm lost.

366
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,958
I'm trying to get
back to the pit.

367
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:42,462
Well, don't get your balls
in an uproar.

368
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,631
Just follow me.

369
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,303
Get your feet
off the desk.

370
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,704
Uh, what's
everybody doing?

371
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,540
Finishing their theses,
fuzzhead.

372
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,242
They're due
Monday morning.

373
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,543
Now, there's the door.

374
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,211
Oh, thanks.

375
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,617
Damn it.

376
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,223
What?

377
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,938
Hey, Cecelia, are you
going to be free tonight?

378
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,174
Why?

379
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,175
You want to
have dinner...

380
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,176
with us?

381
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,377
What, like a date?

382
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,411
Yeah.
Yeah.

383
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,479
God.

384
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,013
Katy, I was thinking.

385
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,215
When we start that song,

386
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,649
it's got to be
a lot faster.

387
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,518
You mean
like this?

388
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,553
You're in my chair.
Get out.

389
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,590
Now remember to make mine
extra crispy, Gut.

390
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,225
DROZ:
Be careful, man.

391
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,793
I like it rare,
not cold.

392
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,595
I got ya.

393
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,038
So, this is the sewer
where you persons

394
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,974
breed your
anti-community crimes.

395
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,610
Hello, Mrs. Gar--

396
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,313
President Garcia-Thompson.

397
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,381
DROZ: Hey, monkeys, how
about a little respect?

398
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,450
The presiding person
of the university

399
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,818
just walked in.

400
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:15,555
(Playing Hail To the Chief)

401
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,529
Stop that.

402
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,232
Turn that
noise pollution down.

403
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,369
Please put out
that cigarette right now.

404
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,437
All right.

405
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,272
Do I need to remind you

406
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,241
that this house already
has enough complaints

407
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,776
to qualify for a sensitivity
awareness weekend?

408
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,278
You passed out cigarettes

409
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,680
for a smoke-a-thon
on Earth Day,

410
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,816
you installed speed bumps
on the handicapped ramps,

411
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,554
and most recently,
you dumped 100 pounds of...

412
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,490
meat on a peaceful
vegan protest.

413
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,624
Oh, come on!

414
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,360
That was way more
than 100 pounds.

415
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,462
Very amusing,
Mr. Andrews.

416
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,863
Thanks.

417
00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:00,667
Here's something you
won't find quite so funny.

418
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,735
This, offenders,

419
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,372
is your damage bill
for the semester.

420
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:09,576
The total comes to $7,568.

421
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,379
Housing forms for next year
are due Monday.

422
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,780
And if that bill isn't paid,

423
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,114
this house
will be repossessed.

424
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,583
What?
No way!

425
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,685
You can't be
serious, right?

426
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,653
Now, if you'll excuse me,

427
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:24,223
I have a bicentennial
to plan.

428
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,759
CECELIA:
This sucks.

429
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,529
GUTTER: Ma'am, can--
ma'am? Hello?

430
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,930
7 thou?

431
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,132
We're in
deep shit, huh?

432
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,934
Where the hell are
we gonna live next year?

433
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,703
It's like 3 weeks
before school ends.

434
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,171
Ladies and gentlemen,
I think it's time

435
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,607
to revive
an ancient tradition

436
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,141
we seem to have
long forgotten.

437
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,544
They confiscated
the altar, Droz.

438
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,713
No, I'm not talking
about human sacrifice,

439
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,181
Ceel, I'm talking about
something that we used to do

440
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:52,452
every Saturday night
as a matter of principle.

441
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,590
Here's a hint:

442
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,859
legions of hand-stamped
meatheads

443
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,961
in co-ed naked
lacrosse t-shirts

444
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,364
power chugging watered-down
Meisterchau,

445
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,165
regurgitating
on the glue-matted floors.

446
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,868
Kiln-like temperatures,
fights with townies,

447
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,370
lines of drunken people

448
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,571
waiting for
the bathroom.

449
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,805
Wait a second.

450
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,442
You guys are talking
about a party.

451
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,543
Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding!

452
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,878
Gutter, tell her
what she's won.

453
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,980
We get some beer,
we have a band,

454
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,383
and we overcharge
at the door.

455
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,751
Droz, there's no way.

456
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,986
We need an all-campus party
to raise enough money.

457
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,821
No one's been able to
pull that off in years.

458
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:29,822
You know what happens--

459
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:30,857
half the school
protests.

460
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,058
The other half
boycotts.

461
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,560
Yeah, and besides,
think about it.

462
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,694
Even if we could
get them all here,

463
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,529
it'd be like
a total PC war zone.

464
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,130
Well, there is
one other option--

465
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,966
we get jobs.

466
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,435
I vote party.

467
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,236
I can't handle
a job, man.

468
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,538
We're totally on it.

469
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,606
What do you
want us to do?

470
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,207
So, uh, who's on beer?

471
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,710
Uh, well, that would
roughly be you, Gut.

472
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,712
I suggest kegs--
multiple, cold, and domestic.

473
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,714
I have to meet
Mersh in Jerry town

474
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,815
for my ride
to the show.

475
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:56,983
OK, well, you call those

476
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,418
useless yerk-toting,
frisbee-chucking

477
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,719
cheeba monkeys,

478
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,654
and you tell them you're
gonna be an hour late.

479
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,022
Ceel, Katy, Raj,
and Deege,

480
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,092
the stage is set,
your band will play.

481
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,527
But, Droz, we don't
even have a name.

482
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:08,995
Well, you get a name,
you give it to the Daves,

483
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,196
they'll put up
the fliers.

484
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,263
On it.
On it.

485
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,466
Pigman.
Yeah?

486
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,501
Stay put.

487
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,603
We charge 5 bucks a head.

488
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,937
Mastercard and Visa
accepted.

489
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,038
Droz,

490
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:22,909
what happened to that
cute preppy kid?

491
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,677
Who?

492
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,012
The pre-frosh.

493
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,014
That's a good question.

494
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,983
What's up, Mersh?

495
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,456
Gutter,
what's up, bud?

496
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,291
Tried to call you guys,
like, 6 times, man.

497
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,994
What's the deal?

498
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:17,464
Listen, Mersh,

499
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,366
I gotta get beer
for this party tonight,

500
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:23,536
so I'm going to be late
for my ride to Hartford.

501
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,905
Sorry, Gut, man,
no can do.

502
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:28,641
The Grand Master of Funk

503
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,044
descends on the city
at 8:00, man,

504
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,780
and we will be there.

505
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,615
Mersh, you hate punk.

506
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,685
Funk, Gutter.

507
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:39,719
Funk.

508
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:40,787
George Clinton.

509
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,255
Parliament Funkadelic.

510
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,757
Dude,

511
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:47,794
aren't you
a music major?

512
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:48,895
Yeah.

513
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:51,498
Ha ha ha ha ha!

514
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:56,168
(Laughter)

515
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,974
Maybe you guys could
just give me a lift

516
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:04,076
to the liquor
store then.

517
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,678
We got intramural
finals this afternoon,

518
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:06,746
man, sorry.

519
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,981
Well, what am
I supposed to do?

520
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,551
Have a bong hit.

521
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,855
GUTTER: What good is
that going to do me?

522
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:19,626
Just one little binger
to brighten up your day.

523
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:22,094
Come on, man.

524
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,533
Just one hit,

525
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,868
then I got to go.

526
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,205
MAN: Look at the stitching.

527
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,675
It's got to
be L.L. Bean.

528
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:36,843
Yes.

529
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,778
But can he be trusted?

530
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,914
Look at his tie.

531
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,016
His complexion.

532
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,018
He's definitely
one of us.

533
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,955
Hey--wait.
Where am I?

534
00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:50,790
You're safe now.

535
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,559
Allow me. Carter Prescott,

536
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:56,095
Pledge Master of the secret
fraternity of Balls and Shaft.

537
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,598
Tom Lawrence,
pre-frosh.

538
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,567
Bantam Draper.

539
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:01,968
Um...

540
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:05,271
so, this is a frat?

541
00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:07,574
CARTER: The school
outlawed fraternities

542
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,576
in 1967, Tom.

543
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,111
And Balls and Shaft was
forced to go underground.

544
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,445
We lost our house,

545
00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,181
now the detestable sore
known as the pit.

546
00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:18,250
Since then,
our numbers have dwindled,

547
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,253
but we're always on
the lookout for new members.

548
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,689
You guys used to be
in the pit?

549
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,090
Well, I know it's sad.

550
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:27,293
The swine in there,
they're dirty, stupid--

551
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:28,728
worst of all,

552
00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:29,762
poor.

553
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,297
(Knock on door)

554
00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:33,065
I'll get it.

555
00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:36,603
America's greatest
President.

556
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:37,870
It's me, Rand.
Open up.

557
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,606
America's greatest
President.

558
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:40,940
Damn it.

559
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,274
Who is Ronald Reagan?

560
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,010
A casual shoe
for yachting.

561
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,478
What are you trying
to figure out, B.D.?

562
00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:49,048
Who could I be?
What is a blucher?

563
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,449
They killed Jesus Christ.

564
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:53,620
Who are the Jews?
Open up, sucko!

565
00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,627
Gentlemen, I've got
some good news,

566
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:01,694
and I got some
bad news.

567
00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,663
The bad news is...

568
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:05,665
you're an idiot.

569
00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:08,500
Don't ever make me wait
outside that door.

570
00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:09,936
The good news is...

571
00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:11,303
Thompson just delivered
the information.

572
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,739
By now, the pit
will have started

573
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:14,473
planning their
little soiree.

574
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,008
Well, about that, Rand--

575
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,877
What if their party
does come off?

576
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,947
Does anyone get what
I'm doing here?

577
00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:22,314
Does anyone follow me?

578
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,884
We want them to have
a party, steakhead.

579
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,052
We want them to
have the loudest,

580
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,119
most offensive party

581
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:29,188
in school history.
Capisce?

582
00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:32,491
Hi.

583
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:35,061
Well, well, I see we
have a new pledge.

584
00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,129
Mayflower material,
I presume?

585
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,430
Huh?

586
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:39,699
It's a boat.

587
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,201
Your ancestors obviously
didn't come over on it.

588
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,837
But, hey, it's the nineties.
We'll take what we can get.

589
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,339
Gentlemen,
we got a job to do.

590
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,811
Naugahyde Windpipe.

591
00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:53,512
Too metal.

592
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,015
Oedipus
and the Mama's Boys.

593
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,784
Too college radio.

594
00:26:57,884 --> 00:27:01,754
My Johnson
Is 12 Inches Long.

595
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:03,990
Interesting,

596
00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:07,226
but doesn't sound
like a band name.

597
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,829
I've got it.

598
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,563
Everyone Gets Laid.

599
00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:14,801
Katy, the Womynists will be
all over us for that one.

600
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,135
Ow.

601
00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:17,536
CEEL: Hey, Droz, what do
you think about this?

602
00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,772
Tonight at the pit,
Everyone Gets Laid.

603
00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:23,242
Hmm. That's tasteless,
disgusting, and offensive.

604
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:24,510
I like it.

605
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:25,712
Cool.

606
00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,479
Daves, go make
those fliers.

607
00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:29,315
Hey,

608
00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:30,582
what are you guys
doing?

609
00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:32,184
Us? Oh, we're seniors.

610
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,286
We're going to the game.

611
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:35,454
Outside!

612
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:36,823
Whoo!

613
00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:38,324
Uhh!
Uhh!

614
00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:44,563
Hey.

615
00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,098
Remove that nail,
butcher.

616
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,566
What's your deal?

617
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,068
I just heard
that tree shriek.

618
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,269
Would you like it
if I nailed a sign

619
00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,338
into a layer
of your fat?

620
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,073
Try it again,
and you're toast.

621
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,375
Save the planet.
Peace.

622
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:01,047
This is a total drag.

623
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,249
Let's give up, man.

624
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:16,095
Well, what do
we have here?

625
00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:20,833
Let's go!

626
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,334
Whoo!

627
00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:27,239
Yeah, yeah.
Look at him go!

628
00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:31,844
Pig.

629
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,014
Oh, good, good God.

630
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:36,015
Word up.

631
00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:38,317
She got a little
stiff-arm.

632
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,219
* Ending in dirty looks

633
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:41,921
* Listenin' to the Muzak

634
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:43,289
* Thinkin' 'bout
this and that *

635
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,191
* She said that's that

636
00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:46,893
* I don't want
to chitter chat *

637
00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:48,795
* Turn it down
a little bit *

638
00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,196
* Or turn it down flat

639
00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:51,630
* Pump it up

640
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:54,867
* When you don't really
need it... *

641
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:56,402
Oh, wow, man.

642
00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:57,503
Ha!

643
00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,305
Hot shit!

644
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,077
Yeah.

645
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,880
Isn't that your old
freshman roommate?

646
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:08,915
Oh, yeah.

647
00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,316
Randall Peeburn McPherson.

648
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,384
I wonder what brought him
out of hiding.

649
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,120
Must be
a Klan meeting.

650
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,421
Yeah.
Man, look at him.

651
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,523
Must have been hellish
living with that guy

652
00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:19,158
for a year.

653
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,897
(Woman laughing)

654
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:30,369
Ahem.

655
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,204
Ahem.

656
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,040
Hey, wait,
come back.

657
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,042
Oh, come on!
Go to sleep!

658
00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,343
Go to sleep!

659
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,545
It's time to
go to sleep!

660
00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:42,448
Oh, my God! Aah!

661
00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:43,649
Ah! Aah!

662
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:44,984
Aah!

663
00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,086
Get away from me,
you freak!

664
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:49,388
Freak!

665
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:52,558
Aah!
Stay on your side!

666
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:53,926
Aah!

667
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,396
Total nightmare, man.

668
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:01,800
What the hell
is taking so long?

669
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:08,174
ALL: Swirly.

670
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:09,775
Whoo!

671
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:12,979
The pride of the Port Chester
sports program, Tom--

672
00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:14,380
Hippie Olympics.

673
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,016
Doesn't matter who wins
'cause they're all losers.

674
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,151
You know,
it's sad, really.

675
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:20,987
This school
used to be

676
00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:23,522
a bastion of rich,
white elitism.

677
00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:27,826
Now...now there are homosexuals
on the football team,

678
00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,062
whining minorities run
the student government,

679
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,298
and you can't even
coerce a woman

680
00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:33,966
into having sex
without being

681
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:35,434
brought up
on charges.

682
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,003
What is this world
coming to?

683
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,004
Really!

684
00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:40,172
RAND: Come on.
Let's go.

685
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,373
My pappy would puke

686
00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:43,275
if he saw this bunch
of bug-eyed toads

687
00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,544
chasing a scrap
of plastic around.

688
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,646
Hey, ponytails,
you suck!

689
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,415
Hi.

690
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:52,218
We're getting housed
here, guys.

691
00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:54,987
I say we bring in
Blotter.

692
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:57,023
Blotter.
Blotter.

693
00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:00,392
Yeah.
Yeah.

694
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,396
(Whistles)

695
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,080
Wha-whoo,
yeah, Blotter!

696
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:23,382
Oh, you're just
bugging me!

697
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,351
* Pump it up

698
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:27,954
* Until you can feel it

699
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,188
* Pump it up

700
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,390
* When you don't
really need it *

701
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:32,624
Uh-oh. This is me.

702
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,027
I'm going in, Coach.
Cover me, man.

703
00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:37,563
Yeah, yeah.
Whatever. Yeah.

704
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,301
Sam?

705
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:43,835
Hey. Wow!

706
00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,104
What are
the odds?

707
00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,339
Droz. Two times
in one day.

708
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:48,640
What's come over you?

709
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,009
I don't know,
must be hormonal.

710
00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:52,444
WOMYNIST: What the hell
is he doing here?

711
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:53,479
Afternoon, ladies.

712
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,081
Looking good
out there.

713
00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:56,615
Yeah.
Whatever.

714
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,486
They're not going
to castrate me

715
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,988
for sitting here,
are they?

716
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,991
Yeah, that's what they got
planned for halftime.

717
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:10,329
Oh. Now, look
who it is.

718
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,999
Meat tosser!

719
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,136
Aah!

720
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:18,204
Aah!

721
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:21,007
Jesus Christ.
I know that kid.

722
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:22,674
What is he doing?

723
00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,012
I'm open.

724
00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,779
Aah! Ohh!

725
00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:30,016
Hey.

726
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:35,721
That weasel
snagged the 'bee.

727
00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:37,389
All right.

728
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,691
Bong hits, anyone?

729
00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:42,261
All right.

730
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,663
So, I heard you're
finally graduating.

731
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,598
Yeah, yeah. It's
pretty stupid, huh?

732
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,568
I mean, how could
I leave all this?

733
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,703
What about you?
You got any plans?

734
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,639
RAND: James Andrews,
my old friend.

735
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:54,673
Hey, Rand.

736
00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:56,608
Samantha, my buttercup.

737
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,245
I hear you're having
a party tonight.

738
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:00,479
Can't go.

739
00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,214
But we're all taking bets

740
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,216
on how many of you
will get arrested.

741
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:05,317
You remember
this guy,

742
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,418
he skippered
Hitler's catamaran

743
00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,519
during the war?

744
00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:08,654
Yeah, yuck it
up now, dipshit.

745
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,456
Your nightmare's
just beginning.

746
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:13,092
I think the Womynists
will be quite interested

747
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,426
in your little scribblings.

748
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:15,627
Oh, yeah,

749
00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:17,496
that's where I'm headed.

750
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:20,766
Samantha,
always a pleasure.

751
00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,134
See you.

752
00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:26,072
Gentlemen.

753
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,076
Ladies.

754
00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:34,646
A pit party.

755
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:37,449
Mmm. Warm, flat beer.

756
00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:40,252
Soggy chips.
Think about that.

757
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:43,589
It's just what I need to
help me figure out my life.

758
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,491
Stop the penis party!

759
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:47,359
Get her away
from him!

760
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,894
Come on,
Sam!

761
00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:50,096
Let's go.

762
00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:51,363
Hey, Sam, what
about tonight?

763
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,865
Don't talk to him.

764
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:55,567
Shit.

765
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,936
Whoo-hoo! Yeah-heh!

766
00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,172
(Honks horn)

767
00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:02,308
(Honks horn)

768
00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:05,177
Hey, watch it,
you schmuck!

769
00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:10,416
Get the beer.
Just get the beer.

770
00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:12,418
Get the beer.

771
00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:14,220
The beer.

772
00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:18,390
Excuse me.

773
00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:21,793
Can you blow me
where the pampers is?

774
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:24,130
What?

775
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:27,133
Can you blow me
where the pampers is?

776
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,371
Can you show me

777
00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:36,208
where the campus is?!

778
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:38,810
Yeah. Sure.

779
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:46,318
She knows.

780
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,853
She knows.

781
00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:49,155
OK.

782
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:53,559
Just...just go here
for a minute.

783
00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:57,163
I shouldn't have
smoked that.

784
00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:00,999
MAN: I just want
to pay tribute

785
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,469
to both your courage

786
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:06,172
and for your eloquence

787
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:09,708
and for the dignity in which
you've conducted yourself.

788
00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:11,743
Thank you, Senator.

789
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,380
I knew it was
going to be bad

790
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,547
when I was nominated.

791
00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:17,683
I didn't know
it would be this bad.

792
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:20,186
Could you have guessed...

793
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:24,190
that some people, including
people on this committee,

794
00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:27,793
would dredge up stories
about drug use?

795
00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,030
Wait. Wait.
Wait a second,

796
00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:34,266
gentlemen
of the courtroom,

797
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:37,336
this guy
is Gutter, man.

798
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:39,004
The Gut man.

799
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,038
He comes over, man,

800
00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:42,040
he smokes two major
bong loads...

801
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:44,075
he knows how to carb
and everything.

802
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:46,678
Like, loads the size
of your head, man.

803
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:49,315
I...I didn't exhale?

804
00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:52,384
(Laughing)

805
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:53,652
Works for me.

806
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:55,020
Good answer.

807
00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:57,356
(Coughs)

808
00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,359
(Whimpering)

809
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,433
Oh, man.
What a nightmare.

810
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,268
Oh, man.

811
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:13,239
Oh. Oh. Oh.

812
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,808
Oh, shit! The beer!

813
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:19,245
Oh, shit!

814
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:34,893
WOMAN: Are we talking
about the same person?

815
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:37,496
GARCIA: Well, I think
Bisexual Asian Studies

816
00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:39,498
should have
its own building.

817
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:40,866
The question is,
who goes:

818
00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:43,269
the Math department
or the hockey team?

819
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,537
Excuse me,
Andrea--

820
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,705
It's Andrea.

821
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:50,676
I think hockey.
Call me about it.

822
00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:53,279
The board of trustees
is very concerned

823
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,747
about the state of unrest
among the students.

824
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:57,816
There has been a protest
on this campus

825
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,518
every day, and frankly,

826
00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:02,020
we're sick of all
the bad publicity.

827
00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:03,389
Oh, really?

828
00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:04,823
We're particularly
concerned

829
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,292
about tomorrow's
bicentennial.

830
00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:09,395
It will be the most
highly attended

831
00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:11,397
alumni event in years.

832
00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:12,798
Gentlemen, relax.

833
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,367
Tomorrow's ceremony has been
planned to perfection.

834
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:16,668
And as for the students,

835
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:18,837
I have a special
surprise for them.

836
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:20,772
What are you
talking about?

837
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,408
I'm going to announce

838
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,310
the changing
of the school mascot

839
00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,778
from the offensive
Port Chester Indian

840
00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:28,980
to an endangered specie.

841
00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:34,720
Gentlemen,
meet our new mascot,

842
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:37,323
the Port Chester
Whooping Crane.

843
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:41,327
(Cooing)

844
00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,496
No. Wait. No!

845
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,898
Look, jerky,
no liquor sold after 8:00.

846
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,600
Connecticut blue laws.

847
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:52,003
After 8:00? I missed
my ride to the show!

848
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:04,416
Hey, look.
It's a college boy.

849
00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:06,418
Anybody want
to beat him up?

850
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:08,186
(Laughing)

851
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:09,355
Nice tie.

852
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,790
This totally bites.

853
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,359
The first time
we've ever been asked

854
00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:15,761
to play in public,
and there's no public.

855
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,763
Yankees are
back in town.

856
00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:25,371
Fuse box.

857
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:35,747
Aah!

858
00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:37,883
Pins and needles!

859
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:41,420
Ooh! Pins and needles.
Pins and needles.

860
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:50,095
RAJ: Hey, guys, you knocked
the plug out. Hello.

861
00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:51,229
Hey, Raj.

862
00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:53,131
Hey, Daves, what
happened to the fliers?

863
00:38:53,399 --> 00:38:54,400
Huh?

864
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:56,835
They fliers, I haven't
seen one up on campus.

865
00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:58,404
We put one up.

866
00:38:58,504 --> 00:38:59,471
Damn, man.

867
00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:00,672
One flier?

868
00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:02,608
We're screwed.

869
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,644
There is one thing
we can still do.

870
00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:07,679
Play some loud
and abusive tunes?

871
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:08,714
Exactly.

872
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:09,748
Do it, man.
All right.

873
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,417
Plug my ass in.

874
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,894
Yeah.

875
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,631
(Chuckling)

876
00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:27,566
Yeah.

877
00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:30,802
Play Metallica,
and they will come.

878
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:34,105
We should've handled
our own publicity.

879
00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:12,310
MAN:
Whooping cranes.

880
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,313
Garcia-Thompson's
making sandwiches
without bread.

881
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,716
That bitch
is giving me gout.

882
00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,818
Look, just be patient,
Cordeau.

883
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,053
The way she's going,
she'll hang herself.

884
00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:25,491
I'll buy the rope,
you find the tree.

885
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,993
I'm just one man talking,

886
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,629
but I don't get this
whole James Bond/Rasta--

887
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:31,630
Hey, I want to know

888
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:32,698
how this became
about me

889
00:40:32,798 --> 00:40:33,765
all of a sudden?

890
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:34,800
(People yelling)

891
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,101
This is a miracle.

892
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:38,537
Monkeys pulled it off.

893
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,776
What the hell's
going on here?

894
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,878
Hi, Droz.

895
00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:49,214
Are we having a party
tonight or what?

896
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,617
There's no publicity,
so there's no people.

897
00:40:51,717 --> 00:40:53,451
Gutter never showed up,
so there's no beer,

898
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,120
our instruments blew out,
so there's no band,

899
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:57,823
and I think Raji
and Deege may be dead.

900
00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:00,091
Wait a minute--
no beer?

901
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:01,459
Well, where
the hell's Gutter?

902
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,094
Probably in a parking
lot somewhere

903
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,730
picking his nose.

904
00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:08,366
Well, there's
one consolation.

905
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,735
What's that?

906
00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:11,570
We haven't been
protested yet.

907
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:14,205
Does anybody know why
there are 24 Womynists

908
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,074
beating bongos
on our lawn?

909
00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:18,744
Stop this phallic
oppression at this house...

910
00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:20,045
What?

911
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:21,780
Let's check
it out.

912
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,048
Yeah, man.
Coming through.

913
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,282
Coming through.

914
00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:26,017
Hey.

915
00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,554
All right. Deadly zulu
drum protest.

916
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:31,823
Haven't seen one of
those since my third
sophomore year.

917
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,124
Full-on
response.

918
00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:35,060
Wish the balls
weren't dead.

919
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,562
See, you try
and spread joy,

920
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:39,430
and then the PC
shock troops just
shut you down.

921
00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:40,932
KATY: Don't they want
to have a good time

922
00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,569
at least once
in their lives?

923
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:48,674
That's a damn
good point.

924
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:52,177
OK. Now, it's true

925
00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,444
the majority
of students today

926
00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,046
are so cravenly PC,

927
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:56,181
they wouldn't know
a good time

928
00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:57,583
if it was sitting
on their face,

929
00:41:57,683 --> 00:41:59,918
but there's one thing

930
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:03,421
that will always
unite us and them.

931
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:04,923
They're young.

932
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,158
They may not
realise it yet.

933
00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:08,827
They've got the same
raging hormones,

934
00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:11,162
the same
self-destructive desire

935
00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:14,165
to get boldly trashed
and wildly out of control.

936
00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:15,834
Look out that window.

937
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,969
That's not a protest.

938
00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:20,171
That is a cry for help.

939
00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:21,907
CHANTING: Stop
the penis party!

940
00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:23,474
Stop the penis party!

941
00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:24,876
They're begging us...

942
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:26,945
please have a party!

943
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,614
Feed us drinks!

944
00:42:28,714 --> 00:42:30,616
Get us laid!

945
00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:32,450
Aah!

946
00:42:32,618 --> 00:42:35,220
DAVE: That's a pretty
strange theory, Droz.

947
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,454
Yeah.

948
00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:37,923
Besides, we don't
have a band

949
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:38,924
or any people, man.

950
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,491
We don't have
any beer.

951
00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,228
We've got loose keg sightings
near the freshman dorm,

952
00:42:43,328 --> 00:42:45,731
two cases of zinfandel
spotted near the faculty club,

953
00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:49,467
and here, the mother lode--
the bicentennial ball.

954
00:42:49,635 --> 00:42:51,002
Moles, you're
on the air in 10.

955
00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:52,037
Got it!

956
00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:53,471
Ceel,
you're on bongos.

957
00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:55,641
Me, Dave, and Dave
are on beer.

958
00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,676
Katy, you're a freshman.

959
00:42:57,776 --> 00:43:00,178
Find 2,000 people.

960
00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:02,313
RAND: Hey.

961
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,249
GARCIA: It's about
time the university

962
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:06,317
embraced
multiculturalism.

963
00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:07,418
Hey.

964
00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:09,254
It really is.

965
00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:11,890
Excuse me.

966
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,324
Uh-huh.

967
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,129
What is the complaint
count now?

968
00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:19,164
Hello,
Andrea.

969
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:21,132
Only 3
this afternoon,

970
00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:22,934
but my Community
Crisis Bulletin

971
00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:24,803
just went out. OK?

972
00:43:24,903 --> 00:43:26,705
Well, don't worry,
my fair maiden,

973
00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:28,106
we will get our quota.

974
00:43:28,206 --> 00:43:29,908
And by the way,

975
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:32,778
have you seen
their tasteless flier?

976
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:38,116
Oh, my God.

977
00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:40,351
Is there no limit?

978
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:44,289
Well...what I figure
they did...

979
00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:46,291
was they cut out
a picture of your head

980
00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:48,694
and pasted it on another
different picture.

981
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:52,330
I've done a little
collage work myself.

982
00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:58,203
B.D., do me a favour

983
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,105
and don't ever talk.

984
00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:02,708
(Horn honks)

985
00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:07,946
Hey, kid, do you know
how to get back

986
00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:09,280
to I-84?

987
00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:10,982
Where you going,
Hartford?

988
00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:12,884
Yeah, man, we got
a concert there.

989
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,619
We should have
been there at 8:00.

990
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,088
I know. The Merkins
and Frog and Toad.

991
00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:18,156
What?

992
00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:19,257
The bad news is,

993
00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:21,159
84 is, like,
a half-hour away,

994
00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:22,427
and then
Hartford is,

995
00:44:22,527 --> 00:44:24,429
like, another 45 minutes
on the freeway.

996
00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:27,132
Seth, I told you we should
have followed the other bus.

997
00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:28,233
We'll never make it now.

998
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,267
We might as well
go on back home.

999
00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:31,302
Yo, dread.
Yeah, what's up?

1000
00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:32,804
Since you missed
the show anyway,

1001
00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:34,305
you think you could give me
a ride back to my house?

1002
00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:36,107
Yeah. Come on.
Get on up.

1003
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:37,776
Shotgun.

1004
00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:40,946
DAVE: Which
one's Rand's?

1005
00:44:41,046 --> 00:44:43,014
Cherry beemer.
"Thanks, Dad."

1006
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,916
I can wire it.
Can you get us in?

1007
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:48,119
It might take
a little time, but...

1008
00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:49,755
Yeah. I think so.

1009
00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:52,290
MAN: that was
George Clinton on WPCU

1010
00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:53,591
with Tear the Roof Off.

1011
00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:55,426
Clinton's headlining
the Civic tonight,

1012
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:58,296
but you can't afford
a ticket, man. Sorry.

1013
00:44:58,396 --> 00:45:01,232
Moles. How's it going,
brother?

1014
00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:02,968
What's up?
Great show, man.

1015
00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:04,202
Thanks, man.

1016
00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:06,337
No, really. Listen,
I got a favour to ask...

1017
00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:10,375
Well, that's
good thinking.

1018
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,014
Oh.

1019
00:45:16,114 --> 00:45:17,983
Ooh.

1020
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:19,017
Eek.

1021
00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:20,986
Ah...

1022
00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:31,997
Toss 'em in back.

1023
00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:40,806
Sunroof. All right.

1024
00:45:42,107 --> 00:45:43,274
Rand's going to
griz his pants

1025
00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:44,609
when he sees his car.

1026
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:45,877
You think so?

1027
00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:49,314
MOLES: Good evening.
We interrupt this broadcast

1028
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:51,649
for a special
announcement.

1029
00:45:51,817 --> 00:45:54,319
Are you just sitting
around your dorm rooms

1030
00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,554
playing cards
and eating pizza?

1031
00:45:56,654 --> 00:45:58,489
Now, is this the way
you've spent the majority

1032
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,091
of your 4 years in college?

1033
00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:01,459
Would you like tonight
to be different,

1034
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:03,128
you just don't have
anyplace to go?

1035
00:46:03,228 --> 00:46:04,429
Well, now you do.

1036
00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:06,832
So, turn off your radios
and head on over.

1037
00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:09,367
And tonight,
10 P.M. at the pit,

1038
00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:12,503
Everyone Gets Laid.

1039
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,982
(Yelling)

1040
00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:38,930
K-Katy?

1041
00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:40,365
Katy!

1042
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,435
It's the pre-frosh.

1043
00:46:44,535 --> 00:46:46,537
Stay!

1044
00:46:52,944 --> 00:46:54,245
Hi.
Hey.

1045
00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:55,881
We were wondering
what happened to you.

1046
00:46:55,947 --> 00:46:57,482
Where you going?

1047
00:46:57,582 --> 00:46:59,985
Uh, I'm
gonna go home.

1048
00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:01,719
You're leaving?

1049
00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:04,455
You've only been here,
like, 10 minutes.

1050
00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:05,756
I know, but, you know,

1051
00:47:05,891 --> 00:47:07,258
I've already managed
to piss off, like,

1052
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:08,393
the entire campus.

1053
00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:09,494
I mean,
no offence, Katy,

1054
00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:11,562
but this place
is a nightmare.

1055
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:14,399
I'm probably just
gonna wind up at State.

1056
00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:17,102
Yeah, well,
we're all gonna be

1057
00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:18,403
boring our butts
off at State

1058
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,338
if I don't find, like,
1,000 people pronto.

1059
00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:22,007
What do you mean?

1060
00:47:22,107 --> 00:47:23,274
We gotta raise
7 Gs by tomorrow,

1061
00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:24,275
or we lose the house.

1062
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,944
The pit?
Yeah.

1063
00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:27,278
The damage bill came in.

1064
00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:29,080
We're trying to pull off
this all-campus rage,

1065
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:30,916
and I gotta get people.

1066
00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:34,419
All I got are these
foreign exchange students.

1067
00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:40,225
It's looking
pretty grim.

1068
00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:41,359
I can't believe this.

1069
00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:42,493
I mean, you're,
like, the only ones

1070
00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:43,761
that haven't
tried to kill me

1071
00:47:43,962 --> 00:47:45,596
since I got here.

1072
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:48,066
Yeah, but you're probably
not going to be

1073
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,201
coming here anyway, so...

1074
00:47:50,301 --> 00:47:51,937
don't sweat it.

1075
00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:54,072
(Horn honks)

1076
00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:57,342
Oh...your ride's here.

1077
00:47:58,243 --> 00:47:59,978
It was nice knowing you.

1078
00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:23,468
Katy!

1079
00:48:27,172 --> 00:48:29,507
You said you needed
people, right?

1080
00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:32,143
DROZ: Am I OK
on that side?

1081
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,544
Nope.
No.

1082
00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:38,583
That's good.

1083
00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:42,453
Hey. Hey!

1084
00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:58,603
I'll take care of Apeman.
You grab the bar.

1085
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:02,840
Hey there, B.D.

1086
00:49:03,008 --> 00:49:05,410
Andrews. You're not
supposed to be here.

1087
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:07,012
Hey, now, that is
one great tie.

1088
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:09,047
Is that yours,
or did you borrow it?

1089
00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:10,381
It's mine.

1090
00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:11,916
Really? That is amazing.
Where did you get that?

1091
00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:13,584
because I've been
looking for something
like this.

1092
00:49:13,684 --> 00:49:15,053
What are those?
Those little snails?

1093
00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,354
They're jockeys.

1094
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:19,457
Really? 'Cause, uh,
they look like snails.

1095
00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:23,094
Listen, uh, what kind
of beer do you got?

1096
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:24,595
Uh, well,
we don't have--

1097
00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:25,696
You know,
on second thought,

1098
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:26,897
what am I doing?
I'm driving.

1099
00:49:27,032 --> 00:49:28,733
Make it a scotch
on the rocks.

1100
00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:29,800
What?

1101
00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:31,202
You're right.

1102
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,303
You're a good
friend, B.D.

1103
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:34,205
You saved my life.
I mean that.

1104
00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:35,573
You're a hell
of a guy.

1105
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:38,076
I'm never going
to forget this.

1106
00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,246
Pardon me.
Excuse me.

1107
00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:45,050
Say, you know, there's a very
interesting studies group...

1108
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,156
MAN: A vodka tonic,
please.

1109
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:56,261
DROZ: 99, repeat.

1110
00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:05,136
Hi.

1111
00:50:05,236 --> 00:50:07,138
(Music plays loudly)

1112
00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:11,576
* Gonna find my baby

1113
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,078
* Gonna hold her tight

1114
00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:17,248
* Gonna grab some
afternoon delight *

1115
00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:21,686
Last time I saw them,
they were over here.

1116
00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:28,559
Brothers.

1117
00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:30,561
I saw him at
the cafeteria this morning.

1118
00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:31,796
He was recruiting
for the CIA.

1119
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,030
CIA, huh?!

1120
00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:34,932
I heard he injected
all the meat with hormones

1121
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,767
before throwing it
off the roof.

1122
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,569
He is wearing
brown shoes

1123
00:50:38,669 --> 00:50:39,670
with
a blue blazer.

1124
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:40,838
I mean, can you
believe it?

1125
00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:41,972
How hinge!

1126
00:50:42,073 --> 00:50:43,374
KATY: What are they
so pissed off at?

1127
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:44,542
Watch this.

1128
00:50:44,642 --> 00:50:47,212
Hey, butt-licks!

1129
00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:49,046
Shh.

1130
00:50:50,081 --> 00:50:51,216
Remember me?

1131
00:50:51,316 --> 00:50:52,417
Jesus Christ, Tom!

1132
00:50:52,517 --> 00:50:53,551
That's the guy!

1133
00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,387
(Yelling)

1134
00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:58,055
Let's go!

1135
00:51:04,229 --> 00:51:06,697
CHANTING: This
penis party's got to go.

1136
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:08,366
Hey hey. Ho ho.

1137
00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:10,501
This penis party's
got to go.

1138
00:51:10,601 --> 00:51:12,237
Hey hey. Ho ho.

1139
00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:14,305
This penis party's
got to go.

1140
00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:15,973
Hey hey. Ho ho.

1141
00:51:16,141 --> 00:51:18,309
This penis party's
got to go.

1142
00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:20,211
Hey hey. Ho ho.

1143
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:22,413
This penis party's
got to go.

1144
00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:24,249
Hey hey. Ho ho.

1145
00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:25,250
This penis party's...

1146
00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:27,485
* Kumbaya

1147
00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:31,456
* Kumbaya, my lord

1148
00:51:31,556 --> 00:51:35,560
* Kumbaya

1149
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,495
* Kumbaya
Everybody!

1150
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,330
* My lord

1151
00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:42,933
* Kumbaya

1152
00:51:43,168 --> 00:51:45,170
* Oh, lord *

1153
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:47,438
* Kumbaya

1154
00:51:47,538 --> 00:51:51,709
* Kumbaya, my lord...

1155
00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:59,517
Droz. Droz,

1156
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:00,718
what are we
going to do

1157
00:52:00,818 --> 00:52:02,187
when we don't
pull this one off?

1158
00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:04,189
Uh, bake sale?

1159
00:52:04,289 --> 00:52:06,324
GUTTER: What's up, Droz?
What's up, Moles?

1160
00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:07,392
You screwed up big-time.

1161
00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:08,659
The store was closed.

1162
00:52:08,759 --> 00:52:10,328
I put my trust in you
to handle the beer,

1163
00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:11,496
and you violated
that trust.

1164
00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:12,530
Yo, Gutter, Gutter,
where it at?

1165
00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:13,598
Where it at?

1166
00:52:13,698 --> 00:52:14,699
Oh, right
in there, sorry.

1167
00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:15,666
What's happenin',
what's happenin'?

1168
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:16,901
Mudbone,
get in there.

1169
00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:18,035
Listen, don't charge
these guys, Moles.

1170
00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:19,204
They just gotta
use the can.

1171
00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:20,471
They're with me.

1172
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:21,639
Droz,
that was--

1173
00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:22,773
Do you have any
idea who that was?

1174
00:52:22,873 --> 00:52:24,242
Look, they're just
using the can.

1175
00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:25,476
You made your point.

1176
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:26,511
That was
George Clinton.

1177
00:52:26,611 --> 00:52:27,678
I'm sorry.

1178
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,247
Listen to me--
Parliament, P-Funk,

1179
00:52:29,347 --> 00:52:30,381
the P-Funk All-Stars.

1180
00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:31,582
I mean, come on,
tell him.

1181
00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:33,484
Dr. Funkenstein?
The man is the king

1182
00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:34,752
of interplanetary
funkmanship.

1183
00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:36,521
Tell him,
tell him who it is.

1184
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:37,855
It's George Clinton.

1185
00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:39,224
The guy with the hair?

1186
00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:40,258
Yeah.

1187
00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:41,792
Gut, you're
a legend.

1188
00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:44,529
Yo. There are
no chicks in here.

1189
00:52:44,629 --> 00:52:45,730
What did I tell you?

1190
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:48,399
Yeah, man, there's
not even any chips.

1191
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:49,867
Chips. Chips.

1192
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:52,337
CHANTING:
Chips! Chips! Chips!

1193
00:52:52,437 --> 00:52:53,438
Chips! Chips! Chips!

1194
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:55,306
I'll hold it.

1195
00:52:56,941 --> 00:52:57,908
Man.

1196
00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:00,311
Y'all got to
clean that place up.

1197
00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:01,512
DROZ: Gutter,
get a mop!

1198
00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:02,747
It stink.

1199
00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,382
Listen, we couldn't
help but notice

1200
00:53:04,482 --> 00:53:05,450
that you're
George Clinton.

1201
00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:06,717
Yeah?

1202
00:53:06,817 --> 00:53:08,453
Listen, George, we've
had a real bad day.

1203
00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:09,854
The president
of the university

1204
00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:12,089
has been spanking us
with a 7-grand damage bill.

1205
00:53:12,257 --> 00:53:13,258
We were gonna
rob a 7-Eleven,

1206
00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,293
we don't have
enough ski masks, right?

1207
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:16,527
So, what are
we gonna do?

1208
00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:17,928
We're gonna throw
an all-campus rocker.

1209
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:20,498
The only problem is,
we don't have the artillery.

1210
00:53:20,598 --> 00:53:22,367
Nigga, please,
what you want from me?

1211
00:53:22,467 --> 00:53:23,734
What are you
trying to say?

1212
00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:25,370
We were hoping you
could play our party.

1213
00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:26,604
What?

1214
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,373
Well, can't nobody
make no face that ugly

1215
00:53:28,473 --> 00:53:29,840
and not be serious.

1216
00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:31,709
We'll do it,
man. Jesus.

1217
00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:33,278
You'll do it?

1218
00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:34,512
Hey, Gut, why don't you
get the band off the van?

1219
00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:35,980
But the whole band
ain't here.

1220
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,282
Just tell everybody that's
on the van to come on out.

1221
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:38,283
All right.

1222
00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:39,550
That's so great. I'm
gonna be right back.

1223
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,118
Yeah, man,
I gotcha. I gotcha.

1224
00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:42,553
Boy, y'all going overboard
with this black awareness.

1225
00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:43,754
That boy got a rap.

1226
00:53:43,854 --> 00:53:44,922
It's equal
opportunity.

1227
00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:47,525
Chips! Chips! Chips!
Chips! Chips!

1228
00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:48,926
Fellas!

1229
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:52,196
Chuck, porterhouse,
ribeye,

1230
00:53:52,297 --> 00:53:53,998
I know exactly how
you guys are feeling.

1231
00:53:54,098 --> 00:53:55,633
In fact, I can think
of only one thing

1232
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:59,069
that could lift
my spirits right now...

1233
00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:00,338
beer.

1234
00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:01,572
Beer.

1235
00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:03,308
CHANTING:
Beer. Beer.

1236
00:54:03,341 --> 00:54:05,876
Beer. Beer.
Beer! Beer! Beer!

1237
00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:07,878
I think I'm
missing a piece.

1238
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:10,014
Yeah, me, too, man.
Let's give up, huh?

1239
00:54:10,114 --> 00:54:12,950
Guys, guys, we've got
an L.A.-size riot

1240
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:16,454
of thirsty men with no necks
screaming for brew.

1241
00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:20,325
Yeah!
Yeah!

1242
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,161
* Makes the sparks
ignite *

1243
00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:25,930
* And the thought
of loving you *

1244
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:28,165
* Is gettin'
so exciting *

1245
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:30,435
* Sky rockets
in flight *

1246
00:54:30,535 --> 00:54:32,670
(Tuning up)

1247
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,739
Yeah, that's close
enough for funk, baby.

1248
00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:37,141
Thanks, but I know
how to tune my axe.

1249
00:54:37,342 --> 00:54:38,242
I'll bet you do.

1250
00:54:38,343 --> 00:54:40,110
Oh, my God.
George Clinton.

1251
00:54:40,345 --> 00:54:41,346
Roof!

1252
00:54:41,446 --> 00:54:42,513
Hi.

1253
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:44,449
Just the dog in me,
baby.

1254
00:54:44,549 --> 00:54:46,684
Oh, shit! Hi.

1255
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:47,852
Yeah. Why don't you
play me a song there?

1256
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:49,153
Go ahead, girl.

1257
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:50,555
Uh...

1258
00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:54,359
Pig, you gotta
change your PJs.

1259
00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:56,727
We're havin' a party.

1260
00:54:56,827 --> 00:54:59,129
Shower scene.

1261
00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:00,531
Oh.

1262
00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,068
MOLES: Droz.

1263
00:55:04,369 --> 00:55:05,370
Droz!

1264
00:55:05,436 --> 00:55:06,371
Yeah.

1265
00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:07,605
I don't want to
burst your bubble,

1266
00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:08,673
but we got a slight
problem here.

1267
00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:10,375
What?

1268
00:55:10,441 --> 00:55:11,876
No guests.

1269
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,011
(Cecelia and George
talking)

1270
00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:15,179
Hi. How are you doin'?

1271
00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:17,515
Hey, what up?

1272
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:30,828
(Yelling)

1273
00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:32,463
Yeah. That's
right, man.

1274
00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,399
I hear what you're sayin'.

1275
00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:36,401
OK. OK--hey!

1276
00:55:36,501 --> 00:55:37,502
Hold on a sec,
everybody.

1277
00:55:37,602 --> 00:55:39,236
Now, I understand
y'all met Tom.

1278
00:55:39,404 --> 00:55:41,572
WOMAN: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I fucking met Tom!

1279
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,107
He snagged
our disk!

1280
00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:45,075
I know he did, and he's
gonna pay for it, believe me.

1281
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:47,077
Moles, you take
him downstairs,

1282
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,513
and you beat the shit
out of him.

1283
00:55:48,613 --> 00:55:49,880
Yeah!
Yeah!

1284
00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:51,716
Sorry, kid.
You heard the man.

1285
00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:52,883
No! No!
Please, no!

1286
00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,952
OK. Justice has been
served, everybody.

1287
00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:56,554
You can go home.

1288
00:55:56,654 --> 00:55:57,888
(Grumbling)

1289
00:55:57,988 --> 00:55:59,256
Oh, wait a minute.
What am I saying?

1290
00:55:59,424 --> 00:56:00,991
If you guys aren't doing
anything tonight,

1291
00:56:01,091 --> 00:56:02,292
we got George Clinton
inside.

1292
00:56:02,427 --> 00:56:03,961
He's tuning up
on the main stage.

1293
00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:06,531
Sounds like another one
of the white man's lies to me.

1294
00:56:06,631 --> 00:56:07,598
Yeah!
Yeah!

1295
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:10,868
(Funk music playing)

1296
00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,470
Or maybe not.

1297
00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:13,704
Let's check it out.

1298
00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:15,205
Hey, wait a minute!

1299
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,474
What about us?

1300
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:18,042
Yeah, that little dork
tripped over the main plug

1301
00:56:18,142 --> 00:56:19,844
and lost all our theses!

1302
00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:21,979
OK, that's no problem.
You guys come with me.

1303
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,448
All right?
The rest of you--

1304
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:26,451
5 bucks a head,
and the line forms to the left.

1305
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:29,754
OK. What's your major?

1306
00:56:29,854 --> 00:56:30,888
Um, particle physics?

1307
00:56:30,988 --> 00:56:33,323
That's a tough one.

1308
00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:36,594
Ooh...motion of helium atoms
in an excited stage.

1309
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:39,029
Watch out,
it's a scorcher.

1310
00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:40,030
Next.

1311
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:41,832
Uh...Sanskrit.

1312
00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:43,367
Sanskrit.

1313
00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:45,703
You're majoring in
a 5,000-year-old dead language?

1314
00:56:45,803 --> 00:56:47,472
Yeah.

1315
00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:49,273
OK.

1316
00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:50,741
Ooh.

1317
00:56:50,841 --> 00:56:52,276
Latin--it's
the best I can do.

1318
00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:53,478
Next.

1319
00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:54,945
Phys. Ed.

1320
00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:56,781
Phys. Ed. OK,
you're out of my room.

1321
00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:57,915
Seriously. Get out.

1322
00:56:58,015 --> 00:57:00,685
Hello,
Port Chester University.

1323
00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:03,053
(Cheering)

1324
00:57:06,491 --> 00:57:08,526
This is...

1325
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:10,528
George...Clinton.

1326
00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:12,930
George Cl-Clinton...

1327
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:14,699
Parliament Funkadelic.

1328
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:16,534
And the Parliament
Funkadelic.

1329
00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:18,202
(Cheers and applause)

1330
00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:24,174
* Tear the roof
off the mother *

1331
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,710
* Tear the roof off
the mother-sucker *

1332
00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:27,678
* Tear the roof
off the sucker *

1333
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,346
* Yeah

1334
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,649
* Yeah, yeah *

1335
00:57:31,749 --> 00:57:33,618
* Mm-mm

1336
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:38,355
* You got
a real type of thing *

1337
00:57:38,523 --> 00:57:40,525
* Goin' down,
gettin' down *

1338
00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:44,529
* There's a whole
lotta rhythm goin' 'round *

1339
00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:47,364
* You got
a real type of thing *

1340
00:57:47,532 --> 00:57:49,366
* Goin' down,
gettin' down *

1341
00:57:49,534 --> 00:57:53,638
* There's a whole
lotta rhythm goin' 'round *

1342
00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:56,607
* We want to funk...

1343
00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:58,909
All right, sisters.

1344
00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:01,579
We've had a mild setback,
but we've regrouped.

1345
00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:03,047
Let's mobilise.

1346
00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:05,750
Isn't this
George Clinton?

1347
00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:08,185
No, couldn't be.

1348
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:09,754
It's got to be
a cover band,

1349
00:58:09,854 --> 00:58:10,921
he'd never
play the pit.

1350
00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:13,691
Does sound like
him...though.

1351
00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:14,725
Guys...

1352
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:16,794
maybe we should
bag the protest.

1353
00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:18,362
What?
No! No!

1354
00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:19,664
B-b-but, Sam!

1355
00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:21,131
Their party
flier promotes

1356
00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:22,600
the objectification
of women.

1357
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,569
Maybe...

1358
00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:27,437
but they've also got a really
kickin' party goin' on.

1359
00:58:27,638 --> 00:58:30,575
That's great, Sam.

1360
00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:32,076
Why don't we just

1361
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,844
forget about
fighting the phallacracy

1362
00:58:33,944 --> 00:58:34,945
for a few hours

1363
00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:36,847
and go have
a good time, right?

1364
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:39,917
Exactly.

1365
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:41,952
Excuse me.

1366
00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:43,053
Come back!
You can't go!

1367
00:58:43,153 --> 00:58:45,623
I can't
believe her!

1368
00:58:48,993 --> 00:58:51,662
* ...Working up my appetite

1369
00:58:51,762 --> 00:58:53,130
We're locked in!

1370
00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:55,833
* Lookin' forward to
a little afternoon delight *

1371
00:58:55,933 --> 00:58:57,301
I'm a black man.

1372
00:58:57,401 --> 00:58:58,803
There's no justice
for me here in America.

1373
00:58:58,903 --> 00:59:00,738
I should be at the front
of the line.

1374
00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:02,006
Yeah, well, I'm gay

1375
00:59:02,106 --> 00:59:03,608
and subject to ridicule
and discrimination

1376
00:59:03,674 --> 00:59:04,609
wherever I go.

1377
00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:05,943
Women are oppressed
throughout the world.

1378
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:07,177
Give it a rest.

1379
00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:08,646
Thank you. Thank you.

1380
00:59:08,746 --> 00:59:11,215
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much.

1381
00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:13,183
Hey, Moles.
How are we doin'?

1382
00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:14,619
Got about a thou here,

1383
00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:16,754
plus I got Cecelia
on the other door.

1384
00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:18,122
What other door?

1385
00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:19,757
Hold it! One or two?

1386
00:59:19,857 --> 00:59:20,791
What?

1387
00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:23,127
One or two?

1388
00:59:23,227 --> 00:59:24,128
Two.

1389
00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:25,630
4 bucks.

1390
00:59:26,631 --> 00:59:28,065
4 bucks.

1391
00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:32,102
Light a match.

1392
00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:33,938
God, Gutter,
take the can, will you?

1393
00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:36,206
Take the can.
2 to stand, 4 to sit.

1394
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:37,274
Hey-hey!

1395
00:59:37,374 --> 00:59:39,043
Not so fast, superguy.

1396
00:59:39,143 --> 00:59:41,779
* Every time
I comb my hair *

1397
00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:46,550
* Thoughts of you
get in my eyes *

1398
00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:48,953
* You're always sayin'
that I don't care *

1399
00:59:49,053 --> 00:59:50,487
Have a good party.

1400
00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:51,656
Whoo-hoo!

1401
00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:53,057
Good party.

1402
00:59:53,157 --> 00:59:55,092
Have a good party!

1403
00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:57,762
Look at this unbridled
display of testosterone.

1404
00:59:57,862 --> 00:59:59,129
Makes me sick.

1405
00:59:59,229 --> 01:00:01,031
Do it, man! Go on!

1406
01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:02,166
Hey!

1407
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:03,668
What's up, babes?

1408
01:00:03,668 --> 01:00:06,103
Pack up your rape culture
and take a hike!

1409
01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:07,672
Ha ha ha!

1410
01:00:07,772 --> 01:00:08,973
You want a brewdog?

1411
01:00:09,073 --> 01:00:11,776
We're not interested
in your penis!

1412
01:00:11,876 --> 01:00:12,843
Wait. Wait.

1413
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,679
I think he's
offering us a beer.

1414
01:00:14,779 --> 01:00:16,046
Um, yes...

1415
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:17,481
we would like...

1416
01:00:17,715 --> 01:00:18,749
a beer.

1417
01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:19,784
OK.

1418
01:00:19,884 --> 01:00:21,986
Gimme a beer!
Gimme a beer!

1419
01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:23,453
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1420
01:00:23,688 --> 01:00:25,422
It's like...

1421
01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:28,492
if you're nice to them,
they bring you things?

1422
01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:30,094
Exactly.

1423
01:00:30,194 --> 01:00:33,530
* How I wish
you'd understand *

1424
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,433
Raji, Deege, get up.
Come on. We got company.

1425
01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:38,168
Hey, Droz.

1426
01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:42,372
* How I wish
you were my date *

1427
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,151
Hey!

1428
01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:55,753
You know what, Droz?

1429
01:00:55,853 --> 01:00:56,787
What's up, baby?

1430
01:00:56,887 --> 01:00:58,122
I'm 18!

1431
01:00:58,222 --> 01:00:59,924
Yeah! I'm up at a college
for the weekend!

1432
01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:00,991
Yeah?

1433
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:02,192
I'm gettin' wasted

1434
01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:03,728
at one of the greatest
rages of all time!

1435
01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:05,095
My parents--they're
nowhere in sight.

1436
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:06,396
Nowhere.

1437
01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:07,998
There--there are women
are all around me.

1438
01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:09,133
Right.

1439
01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:11,168
Why the hell
am I talkin' to you?

1440
01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:12,803
Ha! No idea, baby.

1441
01:01:12,903 --> 01:01:14,171
I don't know!

1442
01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:15,940
Do it big time!

1443
01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:24,448
Whoa!

1444
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:27,852
Hey! You made it!

1445
01:01:27,952 --> 01:01:28,919
Yeah!

1446
01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:30,354
Decent party.

1447
01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:32,189
I can't believe
the naked guy showed.

1448
01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:33,824
Naked guy!

1449
01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:37,227
Excellent butt!

1450
01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:38,562
Now it's a party!

1451
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:39,797
Gangway!

1452
01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:41,031
Hey!

1453
01:01:44,969 --> 01:01:47,571
Gutter!
Hey, Gut man!

1454
01:01:47,805 --> 01:01:48,873
Hey! Gutter!

1455
01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:50,174
What's up, Mersh?

1456
01:01:50,274 --> 01:01:52,176
Total nightmare
scenario, man.

1457
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,078
We spotted you,
like, 20 minutes

1458
01:01:54,178 --> 01:01:55,245
in the ride lot.

1459
01:01:55,345 --> 01:01:56,981
No show, right?

1460
01:01:57,081 --> 01:01:59,049
Discouraged
at Civic and nix!

1461
01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:00,250
Clinton bails!

1462
01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:03,387
Mersh, you gotta
lay off the pipe, man!

1463
01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:06,356
Clinton is playing
right here!

1464
01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:09,927
* Erotic city
come alive... *

1465
01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:13,964
Marvellous!

1466
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:14,965
Whoo!

1467
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:18,168
* Sky rockets
in flight *

1468
01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:20,905
* Afternoon delight...

1469
01:02:21,005 --> 01:02:23,173
(Moaning)

1470
01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:24,341
Aah!

1471
01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:26,276
Aah!

1472
01:02:27,177 --> 01:02:28,445
* It's throbbin'

1473
01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:29,814
* Whee-whee-whoo-whee

1474
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,015
* Whoo-whoo whoo-whoo
whoo-whoo *

1475
01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:32,817
* It's throbbin'

1476
01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,518
* Hey hey hey-hey

1477
01:02:34,618 --> 01:02:36,686
* Friction
keeps me throbbing *

1478
01:02:36,821 --> 01:02:39,323
* Every time
we do the stomp *

1479
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,690
* And I'll be starving

1480
01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:43,127
* For the next time
that we bump *

1481
01:02:43,227 --> 01:02:44,428
Tom!

1482
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:46,831
Tom!

1483
01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:50,334
* Work up a sweat
and wipe it off *

1484
01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:52,837
* And stomp some more...

1485
01:02:54,071 --> 01:02:55,072
Hi!

1486
01:02:55,172 --> 01:02:57,074
Hey! Whoa! Hey!
What's goin' on?

1487
01:02:57,174 --> 01:02:58,275
What?

1488
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:01,311
Uh, hey, do you want
to go someplace?

1489
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:10,587
(Grunt)

1490
01:03:10,855 --> 01:03:11,621
Ow!

1491
01:03:11,856 --> 01:03:13,223
Don't!

1492
01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:14,291
Heh.

1493
01:03:14,391 --> 01:03:16,160
Move it,
you little pervert.

1494
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:19,629
Eh...eh...ah!

1495
01:03:19,864 --> 01:03:20,998
Ooh...agh!

1496
01:03:21,098 --> 01:03:22,032
Ow!

1497
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,433
Ooh!

1498
01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:30,240
Round up your
cohorts, McPherson.

1499
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:33,343
You're getting
your house back.

1500
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,081
Yes!

1501
01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:38,949
* Stomp stomp stomp stomp

1502
01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:40,750
* Oooh!

1503
01:03:40,885 --> 01:03:43,387
* Who's that stompin'
up there? *

1504
01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:47,291
I have some big news.

1505
01:03:47,391 --> 01:03:50,260
7,000...500...

1506
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,495
68 dollars!

1507
01:03:51,595 --> 01:03:54,098
The damage money
and 100 to spare!

1508
01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:55,232
Yeah! Yeah!

1509
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:57,267
Who wants to break
some more shit?

1510
01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:58,903
I do!

1511
01:04:15,986 --> 01:04:18,555
"A Bridge Too Far."

1512
01:04:19,924 --> 01:04:22,126
Caine and Hackman
in the same movie together!

1513
01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:25,495
This is my thesis, man!
This is my closing argument!

1514
01:04:25,595 --> 01:04:30,300
I can stop watchin' TV!

1515
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,636
Yeah!

1516
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:39,043
* Stomp stomp
stomp stomp, yeah *

1517
01:04:39,143 --> 01:04:40,978
Yeah!

1518
01:04:41,078 --> 01:04:42,646
* Go stomp

1519
01:04:44,148 --> 01:04:45,950
(Pigman yelling)

1520
01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,417
* Stomp

1521
01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:50,554
* Go stomp

1522
01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:55,625
* I said we're jumpin'
and a-rockin' and a-stompin' *

1523
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,793
* Till the break of dawn

1524
01:04:56,961 --> 01:04:58,262
* Jump up and shout

1525
01:04:58,362 --> 01:05:00,064
* 'Cause you got
funk in your feet *

1526
01:05:00,164 --> 01:05:01,331
* Go stomp

1527
01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:02,632
* Don't you let
down on me *

1528
01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,301
* Get stompin'
with your shoes *

1529
01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:05,569
* Stomp

1530
01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:06,971
* Ooh, when I start
stompin' *

1531
01:05:07,071 --> 01:05:08,405
* Girl, I believe
I'm good at this *

1532
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,839
* Go stomp

1533
01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:11,175
* All around the dance floor

1534
01:05:11,275 --> 01:05:12,977
* Stompin' at its best

1535
01:05:13,043 --> 01:05:15,845
* Stomp stomp
stomp stomp stomp *

1536
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:19,016
* Till you can't stop,
till you can't stop, ooh *

1537
01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:20,417
* Go stomp

1538
01:05:20,517 --> 01:05:23,287
* Till you can't stop,
till you can't stop *

1539
01:05:23,387 --> 01:05:24,989
* Stomp

1540
01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:26,723
* Till you can't stop,
till you can't stop, ooh *

1541
01:05:26,991 --> 01:05:27,757
(Roar)

1542
01:05:27,992 --> 01:05:29,593
* Go stomp *

1543
01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,996
* Stomp till you can't stop,
till you can't stop, ooh *

1544
01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:35,499
* Stomp stomp stomp
stomp stomp *

1545
01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:38,535
Stop it right now!

1546
01:05:43,807 --> 01:05:47,011
Moonbeam, what are you
doing here?

1547
01:05:48,178 --> 01:05:49,379
All right, everyone.

1548
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,081
You've let
these warped nihilists

1549
01:05:51,181 --> 01:05:53,383
corrupt you long enough.

1550
01:05:53,483 --> 01:05:54,618
Back to your dorms.

1551
01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:55,919
Funk you very much, too.

1552
01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:57,554
Let's get the hell
out of here, y'all.

1553
01:05:57,654 --> 01:06:02,026
We don't need this.
Stomp no more.

1554
01:06:03,527 --> 01:06:06,463
Boo!
Party-pooper.

1555
01:06:06,563 --> 01:06:08,232
Thanks for tanking
the party.

1556
01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:09,766
That was real nice.

1557
01:06:10,034 --> 01:06:12,369
But I got
some bad news.

1558
01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:14,371
We actually raised
enough money,

1559
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:17,741
so we're keeping
the house.

1560
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:21,178
Recognise these, Mr. Andrews?

1561
01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:22,546
They're complaint forms.

1562
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,581
And between
today's activities

1563
01:06:24,681 --> 01:06:26,516
and tonight's little
exercise in offensiveness,

1564
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:28,252
I can assure you

1565
01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:31,621
there are more than enough
to kick you all off campus.

1566
01:06:31,721 --> 01:06:34,558
All right, boys.
Let's close it down.

1567
01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:38,195
I warned you your attitude
was disrupting this campus.

1568
01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:40,230
The students have spoken.

1569
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,599
You're out of here.

1570
01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:51,208
Bye. Thanks
for the party...

1571
01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:52,776
oppressors.

1572
01:06:54,644 --> 01:06:56,080
I've got one question.

1573
01:06:56,146 --> 01:06:58,548
If we're movin' out,
who's movin' in?

1574
01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:01,285
Hi, everybody.

1575
01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:04,121
Hey, what's wrong?

1576
01:07:04,221 --> 01:07:06,390
Aw, looks like you guys
went all out tonight,

1577
01:07:06,490 --> 01:07:09,626
raised $7,000. Wow!

1578
01:07:10,827 --> 01:07:12,162
What's the matter,
forehead,

1579
01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:14,198
trying to figure it out?

1580
01:07:14,298 --> 01:07:15,632
Well, let's see.

1581
01:07:15,732 --> 01:07:17,434
We give you
the damage bill,

1582
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,536
you, of course,
predictably throw

1583
01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:21,738
a disgusting party,
all the freaky freakies

1584
01:07:21,838 --> 01:07:23,640
come out of the woodwork
to protest,

1585
01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:25,775
and you're out of here.

1586
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:27,744
Well, we still
trashed your beemer,

1587
01:07:27,844 --> 01:07:30,347
you screaming
preppy asshole.

1588
01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:32,182
Right!

1589
01:07:32,282 --> 01:07:34,118
That's not my car.

1590
01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:35,552
(Alarm beeps)

1591
01:07:35,652 --> 01:07:38,288
Warning. You are too close
to the vehicle.

1592
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,490
Huh...

1593
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,759
Now get off my lawn.

1594
01:07:43,827 --> 01:07:45,295
Move!

1595
01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:46,463
Wait a second.

1596
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:48,632
You guys can't let
them just walk in

1597
01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:50,500
and take the pit.

1598
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,601
We could go
Waco on 'em, man.

1599
01:07:51,701 --> 01:07:52,702
We could blow up
our own house.

1600
01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:55,539
Nah, ran out
of explosives.

1601
01:07:55,639 --> 01:07:56,806
What we need
is a plan.

1602
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:59,843
OK. Garcia-Thompson's
the president.

1603
01:07:59,943 --> 01:08:01,145
She's the one that's
kicking you out, right?

1604
01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,146
Yeah.

1605
01:08:02,246 --> 01:08:04,414
What if she wasn't
the president anymore?

1606
01:08:04,514 --> 01:08:05,982
That sounds nice
in theory and all,

1607
01:08:06,150 --> 01:08:07,684
but how the hell are we supposed
to pull that one off?

1608
01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:09,619
I overheard some
old guys talking.

1609
01:08:09,719 --> 01:08:10,654
They want to
get rid of Thompson,

1610
01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,422
but legally they can't,

1611
01:08:12,522 --> 01:08:14,658
not unless she screws
something up

1612
01:08:14,758 --> 01:08:17,661
really, really big.

1613
01:08:19,263 --> 01:08:21,598
(Marching band plays)

1614
01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:39,949
Whoo.

1615
01:08:40,217 --> 01:08:41,185
Whoo.

1616
01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:42,286
I'd like to welcome
everyone

1617
01:08:42,386 --> 01:08:47,257
to Port Chester's 200th
Anniversary Celebration.

1618
01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:51,261
Before we get started,
please observe

1619
01:08:51,361 --> 01:08:53,630
that your program notes
have been printed

1620
01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:56,733
on recycled paper.

1621
01:08:59,203 --> 01:09:03,207
Birthdays are a way of
remembering one's history...

1622
01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:04,208
Perfect.

1623
01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:05,409
Those homeless
people at the pit

1624
01:09:05,509 --> 01:09:07,110
didn't even bother
to show.

1625
01:09:07,211 --> 01:09:08,445
They're probably
grubbin' quarters

1626
01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:10,514
at the bus station
by now.

1627
01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:12,949
Welcome PCU's most
recent change,

1628
01:09:13,217 --> 01:09:15,084
our new school mascot,

1629
01:09:15,219 --> 01:09:18,422
the Port Chester
Whooping Crane.

1630
01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:20,824
(Applause)

1631
01:09:22,226 --> 01:09:25,595
Hey, guys, it's
a beautiful day, isn't it?

1632
01:09:25,695 --> 01:09:27,364
Oh, God. Not now!

1633
01:09:27,464 --> 01:09:28,465
Hey, what's up?

1634
01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:29,833
(Grunting)

1635
01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:31,335
Threatened by hunters
and developers

1636
01:09:31,435 --> 01:09:35,539
and those awful plastic
six-pack can holder things.

1637
01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:37,507
But here at Port Chester,

1638
01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:39,243
she will be closely watched
and tended to,

1639
01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:42,712
safe and enclosed
from a natural habitat

1640
01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:44,080
that is so fraught
with danger.

1641
01:09:44,314 --> 01:09:45,249
Oh, my God.

1642
01:09:45,315 --> 01:09:48,452
STUDENT: I hear they
taste like chicken.

1643
01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:54,258
What's he doing?

1644
01:09:54,324 --> 01:09:56,260
Let's all give it up
for Andrea Garcia-Thompson

1645
01:09:56,360 --> 01:10:00,597
and her amazing and impromptu
rare bird show.

1646
01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,732
The bird show.
The amazing bird show.

1647
01:10:02,832 --> 01:10:05,702
The wonderful bird show.
The bird show.

1648
01:10:07,003 --> 01:10:08,272
I don't have a lot
of time to say this,

1649
01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:10,206
but I've got to get
something off my chest.

1650
01:10:10,307 --> 01:10:12,842
Last night, my house
threw a party,

1651
01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:16,613
and I thought that we all
finally got along.

1652
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,382
We had a good time.

1653
01:10:18,482 --> 01:10:21,184
But we got so many protests,
we broke so many rules,

1654
01:10:21,285 --> 01:10:23,253
that we got
booted off campus.

1655
01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:25,655
You know, it used to be
the administration's job

1656
01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:26,756
to make rules.

1657
01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:28,392
It used to be
us against them.

1658
01:10:28,492 --> 01:10:30,627
Now it's us against us.

1659
01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:33,229
I've been here for 7 years,
and I got to tell you guys,

1660
01:10:33,330 --> 01:10:36,600
what's going on here
is about America.

1661
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:37,934
Shut up.

1662
01:10:38,034 --> 01:10:39,168
It's about democracy.

1663
01:10:39,269 --> 01:10:40,637
It's about
the Bill of Rights

1664
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,906
and basic cable,
call-waiting,

1665
01:10:43,006 --> 01:10:44,474
and free trips
to the salad bar.

1666
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:47,311
It's about everything that
makes this country great.

1667
01:10:47,411 --> 01:10:49,913
Our country!

1668
01:10:50,013 --> 01:10:52,749
We can do something
about this.

1669
01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:55,985
We can finally say...

1670
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:59,489
that when some people
are having a good time,

1671
01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,691
and drinking some beers
and throwing some meat,

1672
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:05,161
that we're not going
to protest.

1673
01:11:05,329 --> 01:11:08,164
In fact, I promised myself
I wouldn't do this.

1674
01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:09,799
I'm sorry.

1675
01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:13,837
If we could just say that,
if only to each other,

1676
01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,572
just this one time,

1677
01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:18,007
that we're not
gonna protest...

1678
01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:26,516
That we're not
gonna protest?

1679
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,886
We're not
gonna protest!

1680
01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,856
We're not gonna protest!

1681
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:34,791
We're not gonna protest!

1682
01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:36,826
We're not gonna protest!

1683
01:11:36,926 --> 01:11:38,795
We're not gonna protest!

1684
01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:40,630
We're not gonna protest!

1685
01:11:40,730 --> 01:11:42,499
We're not gonna protest!

1686
01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:43,967
We're not gonna protest!

1687
01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:45,969
We're not gonna protest!

1688
01:11:46,069 --> 01:11:47,904
We're not gonna protest!

1689
01:11:48,004 --> 01:11:49,373
We're not gonna protest!

1690
01:11:49,473 --> 01:11:51,508
This is not good.

1691
01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:52,942
This is really
not good.

1692
01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:55,512
We're not gonna protest!

1693
01:11:55,612 --> 01:11:57,246
We're not gonna protest!

1694
01:11:57,381 --> 01:11:59,483
Chant sheets!
Get your chant sheets.

1695
01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:00,450
Right here.

1696
01:12:00,550 --> 01:12:03,653
We got placards here.
Placards here.

1697
01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:05,455
OK. We got placards here.

1698
01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:07,857
Placards for everybody.

1699
01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:10,894
We brought our own.

1700
01:12:13,697 --> 01:12:16,466
We're not gonna protest!

1701
01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:19,068
Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.

1702
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,705
Everyone, please,
take your seats.

1703
01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:23,239
Be quiet!

1704
01:12:23,407 --> 01:12:25,809
I'm asking you to be quiet,
everyone.

1705
01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:28,978
Be quiet!

1706
01:12:29,078 --> 01:12:32,549
B.D., get us out of here
before they touch me.

1707
01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:35,619
Please take your seats.

1708
01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:36,986
Be quiet!

1709
01:12:37,086 --> 01:12:41,658
Thompson, your inability
to control the students

1710
01:12:41,758 --> 01:12:43,026
has convinced us
that you are

1711
01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:44,828
an ineffective
president.

1712
01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:47,030
What? What are you
talking about?

1713
01:12:47,130 --> 01:12:49,666
You're fired,
Thompson!

1714
01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:52,536
Dismissed,
booted, sacked,

1715
01:12:52,636 --> 01:12:53,803
history,
shit-canned,

1716
01:12:53,903 --> 01:12:54,838
out of here.

1717
01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:56,606
What are you doing?

1718
01:12:56,706 --> 01:12:57,941
B.D., go beat up
the pre-frosh.

1719
01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,443
The little kid?

1720
01:12:59,543 --> 01:13:03,513
He's a pit spy,
you Neanderthal.
Go kick his ass.

1721
01:13:05,615 --> 01:13:06,950
Thanks, guys.

1722
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:08,585
I feel much better now.

1723
01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:11,888
Oh, OK. Thank you.

1724
01:13:11,988 --> 01:13:12,989
We're not gonna protest!

1725
01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:15,559
Gutter is a tool!

1726
01:13:15,659 --> 01:13:16,893
ALL: Gutter is a tool!

1727
01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,663
We're not gonna protest!

1728
01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:23,066
Here's to Balls and Shaft!

1729
01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:29,005
I scheme and plan
for months,

1730
01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:30,339
and it all gets
screwed up

1731
01:13:30,474 --> 01:13:32,041
because you can't
control the students!

1732
01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:34,077
Never send a woman
to do a man's job!

1733
01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:36,746
You cocky, pointy-nosed
little Reaganite.

1734
01:13:36,846 --> 01:13:38,314
If you hadn't
provoked them,

1735
01:13:38,482 --> 01:13:39,883
we wouldn't be
in this mess.

1736
01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:42,486
Excuse me?
Reality check here.

1737
01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:43,687
Earth to tall bitch.

1738
01:13:43,787 --> 01:13:45,955
What is your fault?
This is.

1739
01:13:46,055 --> 01:13:49,058
Hey, poor boy,
go and have your parties

1740
01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:50,627
with all your
new friends.

1741
01:13:50,727 --> 01:13:52,061
I can see it now,
Andrews,

1742
01:13:52,161 --> 01:13:54,163
you and all the knee-jerk,
bleeding-heart liberals,

1743
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,365
sipping tea
and playing patty cake

1744
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:58,134
and those useless
hippie potheads,

1745
01:13:58,234 --> 01:13:59,603
those commie-pinko leftists,

1746
01:13:59,703 --> 01:14:02,506
the bunny huggers,
the pillow biters--

1747
01:14:02,572 --> 01:14:03,907
Which ones are
the pillow biters?

1748
01:14:04,007 --> 01:14:05,041
The butt-pirates.

1749
01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:07,110
And those beastly
man-haters.

1750
01:14:07,210 --> 01:14:08,311
Tell those chicks
to shave their pits

1751
01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:09,513
and call me.

1752
01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:11,915
The Goddamn whiny
cry-baby minorities,

1753
01:14:12,015 --> 01:14:15,151
you can
keep 'em all.

1754
01:14:15,251 --> 01:14:16,586
Rand McPherson, everybody.

1755
01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:17,854
Just remember the 9:30 show

1756
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:19,823
is completely different
from the 7:30 show.

1757
01:14:19,923 --> 01:14:22,125
Enjoy the veal.

1758
01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:26,730
Come on!
Come on!

1759
01:14:32,569 --> 01:14:35,539
And in light of your valiant
actions to save this house,

1760
01:14:35,572 --> 01:14:37,406
we all think it's time
to take part

1761
01:14:37,541 --> 01:14:38,608
in the one tradition
left over

1762
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,544
from the dark days
of Balls and Shaft.

1763
01:14:40,644 --> 01:14:43,547
Tom Lawrence,
prepare yourself...

1764
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:46,683
for initiation.

1765
01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:56,960
Just try to relax.

1766
01:14:57,060 --> 01:14:58,962
Uh, Droz...

1767
01:14:59,062 --> 01:15:00,363
Yeah.

1768
01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:01,631
There's my bus.

1769
01:15:01,731 --> 01:15:03,833
Oh, man.

1770
01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:06,269
Damn!

1771
01:15:06,369 --> 01:15:08,805
We're just gonna have
to get you next year.

1772
01:15:11,775 --> 01:15:12,942
Don't let him
scare you.

1773
01:15:13,042 --> 01:15:15,478
It's only hurts
for a minute.

1774
01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:16,946
Hey, Gut man,
watch the stylings

1775
01:15:17,046 --> 01:15:18,648
on the youngster.

1776
01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:23,186
Nice.

1777
01:15:26,723 --> 01:15:27,857
I'll see ya.

1778
01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:29,392
Aw.
Oh.

1779
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:30,694
In the fall.

1780
01:15:30,794 --> 01:15:33,096
Yeah!
Yeah!

1781
01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:35,431
All right,
little half-chunk.

1782
01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,901
Bye, Tom.

1783
01:15:38,001 --> 01:15:40,604
(All talking at once)

1784
01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:52,882
KATY: Hey, Cecilia.
Wait up.

1785
01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:57,286
Am I interrupting
anything?

1786
01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:59,823
Oh, no. We were
just rehearsing.

1787
01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:01,424
The Nutcracker.

1788
01:16:01,658 --> 01:16:02,458
Really?

1789
01:16:02,692 --> 01:16:03,860
Yeah, on ice.

1790
01:16:04,961 --> 01:16:06,129
Should be
pretty decent

1791
01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:07,764
once we get Gutter
up on skates.

1792
01:16:07,864 --> 01:16:09,999
God, I think I'd actually
pay to see that.

1793
01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:12,135
You would?

1794
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:13,803
Let's get out of here.
You and I.

1795
01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:16,005
Seriously.
Just hit the road.

1796
01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:18,307
Actually, I was thinking

1797
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:21,444
more along the lines
of a cup of coffee.

1798
01:16:21,678 --> 01:16:22,646
A cup of coffee?

1799
01:16:22,712 --> 01:16:23,847
Yeah.

1800
01:16:25,248 --> 01:16:26,883
Let's do that.

1801
01:16:31,387 --> 01:16:32,989
Hey, let's drive down.

1802
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:35,191
Indeed, driving
for coffee.

1803
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,826
We don't have a car.

1804
01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:39,162
I do.
For the weekend, anyway.

1805
01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:43,399
My aunt lent me
her red BMW convertible.

1806
01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:44,768
Really?

1807
01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:55,211
* I've been on tenterhooks

1808
01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:56,980
* Ending in dirty looks

1809
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:58,514
* Listenin' to the Muzak

1810
01:16:58,682 --> 01:17:00,216
* Thinkin' 'bout this
and that *

1811
01:17:00,316 --> 01:17:02,018
* She said, that's that

1812
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:03,252
* I don't wanna chitter-chat

1813
01:17:03,352 --> 01:17:05,154
Aah!

1814
01:17:05,254 --> 01:17:07,090
* Turn it down flat

1815
01:17:07,190 --> 01:17:08,391
* Pump it up

1816
01:17:08,491 --> 01:17:10,794
* When you don't really
need it *

1817
01:17:10,894 --> 01:17:11,895
* Pump it up

1818
01:17:11,995 --> 01:17:14,864
* Until you can feel it

1819
01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:22,371
* Down in the pleasure centre

1820
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,207
* Hell-bent or heaven-sent

1821
01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:25,875
* Listen to the propaganda

1822
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:27,543
* Listen to
the latest slander *

1823
01:17:27,711 --> 01:17:29,212
* There's nothing underhand

1824
01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:30,914
* That she wouldn't understand

1825
01:17:31,014 --> 01:17:32,548
* Pump it up

1826
01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:34,250
* Until you can feel it

1827
01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:36,119
* Pump it up

1828
01:17:36,219 --> 01:17:38,888
* When you don't
really need it *

1829
01:17:58,074 --> 01:17:59,809
* Hey

1830
01:18:05,414 --> 01:18:07,050
* She's been a bad girl

1831
01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:08,651
* She's like a chemical

1832
01:18:08,752 --> 01:18:10,386
* Though you try and stop it

1833
01:18:10,486 --> 01:18:12,088
* She's like a narcotic

1834
01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:13,656
* You wanna torture her

1835
01:18:13,757 --> 01:18:15,391
* You wanna talk to her

1836
01:18:15,491 --> 01:18:17,126
* All the things
you bought for her *

1837
01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:18,895
* Putting up
your temperature *

1838
01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:20,363
* Pump it up

1839
01:18:20,463 --> 01:18:22,231
* Until you can feel it

1840
01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:23,666
* Pump it up

1841
01:18:23,767 --> 01:18:26,870
* When you don't
really need it *

1842
01:18:32,976 --> 01:18:34,377
* Out in
the fashion show *

1843
01:18:34,477 --> 01:18:36,145
* Down in the bargain bin

1844
01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:37,881
* You put your passion out

1845
01:18:37,981 --> 01:18:39,382
* Under the pressure pin

1846
01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:41,217
* Fall into submission

1847
01:18:41,317 --> 01:18:42,786
* Hit-and-run transmission

1848
01:18:42,852 --> 01:18:45,922
* No use wishin' now
for any other *

1849
01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:47,123
* Sin

1850
01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:48,291
* Pump it up

1851
01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:49,859
* Until you can feel it

1852
01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:51,127
* Pump it up

1853
01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:53,930
* When you don't
really need it *

1854
01:18:54,798 --> 01:18:57,500
* Don't really need it

1855
01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:00,904
* Don't really need it

1856
01:19:01,805 --> 01:19:04,307
* Don't really need it

1857
01:19:05,174 --> 01:19:07,010
* Don't really need it

1858
01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,311
* Pump it up

1859
01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:11,680
* Don't really need it

1860
01:19:11,815 --> 01:19:15,351
* Every time we do
the stomp *

1861
01:19:15,451 --> 01:19:19,288
* I'll be starving for
the next time that we funk *

1862
01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:23,860
* I'm soaking wet as I recall us
on the dance floor *

1863
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,694
* Work up a sweat
and wipe it off *

1864
01:19:25,895 --> 01:19:28,097
* Then stomp some more *

1865
01:19:30,399 --> 01:19:34,470
* Ah, ooh ooh ooh

1866
01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:38,407
* Ah, ooh ooh ooh

1867
01:19:38,507 --> 01:19:39,408
* Oh, yeah

1868
01:19:39,508 --> 01:19:40,643
* Ah, ooh

1869
01:19:40,877 --> 01:19:45,714
* Yeah *

1870
01:19:45,849 --> 01:19:48,217
* Stomp stomp stomp stomp

1871
01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:49,886
* People that don't get
a chance to dance *

1872
01:19:49,986 --> 01:19:51,855
* Stomp
and keep on stompin' *

1873
01:19:51,888 --> 01:19:54,157
* 'Cause there be
no second chance *

1874
01:19:54,257 --> 01:19:56,125
* Stomp with me,
start stompin' *

1875
01:19:56,225 --> 01:19:57,927
* Please don't stop

1876
01:19:58,027 --> 01:19:59,863
* We won't break
till daybreak *

1877
01:19:59,929 --> 01:20:02,932
* Baby, this time,
it won't go again *

1878
01:20:03,032 --> 01:20:04,033
* Shake what you got

1879
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:06,035
* In your pants

1880
01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:09,305
* And only when
you're stompin' like this *

1881
01:20:09,405 --> 01:20:11,707
* Stomp now

1882
01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,843
* Stomp stomp stomp stomp

1883
01:20:13,943 --> 01:20:15,778
* I'm stomping,
you're thumpin' *

1884
01:20:15,879 --> 01:20:17,746
* I'm steppin',
you're struttin' *

1885
01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:20,850
* I'm sweatin' my sweat
* Till you're wet

1886
01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:30,860
* I'm stompin',
you're struttin' *

1887
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:33,496
* Workin' my sweat
till you're wet *

1888
01:20:33,596 --> 01:20:36,065
* Workin' my sweat

1889
01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:38,101
* I'm stompin',
you're struttin' *

1890
01:20:38,201 --> 01:20:41,470
* Workin' my sweat
till you're wet *

1891
01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:44,540
* Workin' my sweat