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<i>I still remember it</i>
<i>as if it were yesterday</i>

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<i>A cold and frosty November morning</i>
<i>when Master Richie came into the world</i>

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I have a son.

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<i>And I,</i>
<i>Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury</i>

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<i>born in the tradition of service</i>

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<i>was to become</i>
<i>his gentleman's gentleman</i>

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<i>or as you Americans would say,</i>
<i>his butler</i>

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<i>Richie Rich was the long-awaited</i>
<i>first child of Richard and Regina Rich</i>

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<i>and at 7 pounds, 6 ounces,</i>
<i>was immediately proclaimed</i>

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<i>the wealthiest baby in the world</i>

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<i>Truly, Master Richie was born into</i>
<i>a life of great wealth and privilege</i>

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<i>and yet, he was assuredly</i>
<i>his parents' most valued treasure</i>

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Can you say, "Wall Street"?

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"Wall Street"?

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- Can you say, "blue chip"?
- Bunches and bunches of money.

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- That's how much mommy loves you.
- Can you say, "convertible debenture"?

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<i>From the day he left his cradle</i>

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<i>I undertook to show him</i>
<i>all that was good in life</i>

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<i>And I am delighted to report</i>
<i>that never was there a child</i>

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<i>with a sweeter disposition</i>

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<i>or a more spirited sense of play</i>

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<i>Although his father,</i>
<i>the senior Richard Rich</i>

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<i>spent countless hours in his office,</i>
<i>overseeing his vast business empire</i>

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Rich to buy 100 million acres of jungle.

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<i>he still found time to share</i>
<i>simple pleasures with his son</i>

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Thank you, Cadbury.

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Go and build it anyway.

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<i>As he grew, Master Richie</i>
<i>developed a keen interest in sports</i>

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Just a minute. Great toss, son.

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- Beep beep, coming through.
- <i>He had everything a boy could want</i>

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<i>Although at the age of 3</i>

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<i>his driving skills</i>
<i>left something to be desired</i>

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We have to have our Arab friends
understand that. Just a minute.

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Nice throw, slugger.

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<i>With baseball, however, he displayed</i>
<i>a quite precocious talent</i>

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Next Tuesday, right.

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<i>which, as the years progressed</i>

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<i>became more than</i>
<i>just a favorite pastime</i>

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Not bad. Let's try this this time.

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I want you to get the back elbow up.

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That a way. Get the bat right here.
Shoulders square.

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Nice level swing.
Keep your eye on the baseball.

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okay, pitch. Put some heat on it this time.

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That's it.

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Nice hitting, Richie.

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Sorry, Charles!

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Good clubbing, Master Richie.
You're scoring loads of points.

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They're called runs, Cadbury. Runs.

49
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of course. But I'm afraid
we must run, sir.

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- Can I have just one more inning?
- That really isn't possible.

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- Thank you, Mr. Jackson.
- You're welcome, Richie. Any time.

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All right, pack it all up.

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<i>In addition to his life of fun and games,</i>
<i>of luxury and privilege</i>

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<i>Master Richie was obliged to undertake</i>
<i>responsibilities far beyond those</i>

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- <i>of any normal child</i>
- It's a great day for a celebration...

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...and a great day for United Tool!

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We're gonna wait for Mr. Rich
because he said he'd be here.

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Today marks a miracle of sorts
here at United Tool.

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This factory, once bankrupt,
and 600 jobs about to disappear forever...

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...is now celebrating
a new lease on life...

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...thanks to billionaire businessman
and philanthropist Richard Rich.

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And it looks like Richard Rich
will be arriving here in moments.

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Hi. My dad couldn't make it,
so he sent me. I'm Richie.

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Fellas, come on. Let me through.

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Welcome to United Tools, Richie.
My name is Dave Walter, the plant manager.

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This is Diane Koscinski, our union rep.

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Diane's gonna be making
our presentation.

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- We're really glad you could come.
- Me too. This is Cadbury.

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- Master Richie's valet.
- oh, a valet? Never met one of your type.

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That doesn't altogether
surprise me, madam.

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Richie who?

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What planet you been living on?
Richie Rich, the richest kid in the world.

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And now, our union rep, Diane Koscinski,
is gonna make our presentation.

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Look, Gloria, your mom's
gonna make a speech.

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Who cares about speeches?
Let's play some ball.

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Fellow workers...

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- Gloria, let's go!
- Come on, guys, let's play!

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It isn't just this company,
it's the whole town.

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And on this special morning...

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...the first day of retooling that's gonna
bring our jobs back...

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...we're gonna ask Richie to accept...

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...a gold-plated socket wrench set
for his dad.

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Thank you, Richie.

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on behalf of my dad,
thanks for the wrenches.

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I know my dad loves socket wrenches.
I know I love socket wrenches.

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If my mom knew what a socket wrench was,
I'm sure she'd love it too.

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I'd like to stay, but I gotta
go do my homework.

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It's been real.

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Thank you.
I'm sure you'll all join me...

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...in giving Richie a big
United Tools thank-you!

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I hope you're hungry. We got wieners
on the grill. Make sure you have partners...

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...for that egg toss. Plenty of prizes
and you're gonna win one. You are.

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This is a great day, and I hope
you all stick around to enjoy it.

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We've got plenty of games,
plenty of contests.

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Lots and lots of things for the kids.

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Heads up.

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This area is not secure, sir.
Please return to the helicopter.

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- I wanted...
- I said...

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Don't touch him.

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Master Richie...

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...you have a very busy afternoon,
so we must be on our way.

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It's my job to protect him.

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very well, Mr. Ferguson,
but grab him like that again...

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...and you will need protection.

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- Poor kid.
- "Poor kid"? What are you talking about?

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He's the richest kid in the world.

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You don't have children, do you, Dave?

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Hey, it's taking off.

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Man, it must be cool
to have everything.

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- Come on, let's play ball.
- Yeah, let's go.

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Come on, Gloria, put it over. Let's go.

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<i>It was then that Richie realized</i>
<i>there was something missing in his life</i>

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<i>Something simple</i>

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<i>Something money could not buy</i>

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Yes, Mrs. Rich, we're flying over
the estate now. We'll be arriving shortly.

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What? oh, I'm sure he'll be
very happy to hear the news.

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Master Rich, your father is home
from his business trip.

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Great.

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- Richie.
- Hello, James. Hobbes.

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Welcome home, sir.

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Dollar! Come here. Come here.

122
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Good. What you doing?
What's going on?

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Where's Mom and Dad?

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Mount Richmore?

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I said we needed
a family portrait, Regina...

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...but this?
- It was Rafaella's idea.

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She's the artist. I didn't want
to stifle her creativity.

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oh, honey, you know me.
I'm all for the arts.

129
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Don't you think
it's a tad pretentious?

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our faces 100 feet high?

131
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Wait till Geraldo gets ahold of this.

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Richard, dove, you're overreacting.

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Say, how'd she get it done so fast?

134
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I've been gone a week.

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Professor Keenbean invented a proton
particle maximizer. Something like that.

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Anyway, it seems to do the job.

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My cheeks are too puffy.

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I know, I know, Regina.
I put on a few pounds.

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But you have to admit
that I do look puffy up there.

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- Dad.
- Hey, slugger. Great to see you.

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How you doing, big fella?

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00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,640
How was the ribbon-cutting at United?

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- Great. They gave you a gift.
- They did?

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- Socket wrenches, sir.
- oh, socket wrenches.

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Son, I love a good socket wrench.

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Dad, while I was there, there were
these kids playing baseball.

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- Baseball? Great.
- Yeah. And so...

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Excuse me, sir. It's a telephone call,
the president.

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- What country?
- This one, sir.

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Probably needs another loan.
This won't take long. I'll be right back.

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Mom, I was wondering.

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If it's okay,
can I invite some kids over?

153
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of course, dear.

154
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A dinner party. Well, you just tell me who
and when and we'll send out the invitations.

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- Not a party, Mom. Just something...
- Informal? All right, then.

156
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More like a buffet.

157
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We can use the oak Room.
That room is large enough...

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...to accommodate your friends.
- My friends...

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They're always busy.
I don't wanna bother them.

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Excuse me, Master Richie.

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It's time for your chemistry lesson
with Professor Keenbean.

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- Do I have to?
- A schedule, sir, is like a house of cards.

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Take one away and they all
come tumbling down.

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- Mom?
- I'm afraid so, Richie.

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- calculus, well, then, where are we?

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<i>In the Rich Manor basement,</i>
<i>you stockholders</i>

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<i>are looking at the answer</i>
<i>to the problem of waste management</i>

168
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<i>I, Professor Keenbean here,</i>
<i>with Rich Industries' latest breakthrough:</i>

169
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<i>The subatomic molecular reorganizer!</i>

170
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<i>Useless garbage is broken down</i>
<i>to its basic molecular components</i>

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<i>then recombined to form</i>
<i>a whole range of useful new items</i>

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<i>from bedpans to bowling balls</i>

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<i>Hey, need a new bedpan? I know I do</i>

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<i>It's quick, it's easy, and in no time at all</i>

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<i>we've taken 15 pounds of yesterday's</i>
<i>garbage and transformed it</i>

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<i>into a beautiful new bed...</i>
<i>Bowling ball There's one</i>

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00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:07,060
<i>Twins And what family doesn't</i>
<i>need a spare?</i>

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<i>Here they come Oh, boy, oh, boy</i>

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<i>Cut! Cut!</i>

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Cut, cut, cut.

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Still not working, is it, professor?

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00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:22,010
Still a few kinks need ironing out,
but not to worry.

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- You ready for your chemistry tutorial?
- I'm not in the mood.

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What else are you working on?

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This one will fry your circuits.

186
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I don't mean to play favorites,
but I'm stuck on this one.

187
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It's a new adhesive.

188
00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:41,900
Ten times stickier than
the strongest adhesive known to man.

189
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I call it "Cementia"!

190
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Wait till you see what's over here.

191
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Help me. Help me. Help me.

192
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Hey, Paula! Listen up!

193
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Suck in the cheeks!

194
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,640
- Bad news, I'm afraid, honey.
- Don't tell me you're flying out again.

195
00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:31,510
Tonight after dinner. I'm sorry.

196
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,450
We were supposed
to spend some time together.

197
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,090
How do you put up with me?

198
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:39,650
Well, you do have $ 70 billion.

199
00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,790
Is that the only reason?

200
00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:46,460
No.

201
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:49,530
You also have a cute butt.

202
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,540
Cadbury, did you hear that?

203
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:59,570
Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt.

204
00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:01,300
I'm most delighted for you.

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00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:09,580
Now, this makes any fabric
instantly impervious.

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00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:15,780
Dirt proof, stain proof, waterproof, and...

207
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,720
Sherman!

208
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,160
Guess so. Pulled the hair off my head...

209
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:25,860
Fire in the hole!

210
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:40,820
And bulletproof. It's not perfect.
It's hell on the dry-cleaning bill.

211
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,710
No kidding.

212
00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:44,850
Nice grouping, Sherman.

213
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:48,450
- What's this, a bee?
- Nope. That's a paperweight.

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00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:51,650
This is a bee.

215
00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:57,900
A hundred bees working overtime
couldn't pollinate like this baby.

216
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,360
Behold Robo-Bee.

217
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,330
Here. Take it for a test flight.

218
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,570
Handles like a dream, huh?

219
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:16,590
Careful. Teams of scientists
have worked day and night...

220
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,520
...developing the latest
in microcircuit technology.

221
00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:21,320
Your afternoon tea, sir.

222
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:25,860
Millions and millions of dollars
have been spent on this one bee alone.

223
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:43,200
Come here! Come here, you!
Come! You're gonna need this!

224
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:04,620
Thirty-seven and a half miles of driveway.
You park in the 5 feet with a puddle.

225
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,870
I'm very sorry, sir.

226
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:12,160
You're sorry. Well, in that case,
find another job.

227
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:17,240
Good evening, Mr. van Dough.
It's nice to see you, sir.

228
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,970
I've checked their schedule.
I've got the perfect time...

229
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:24,210
Not now, moron. We'll talk later.

230
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:28,180
Thank you very much,
Mr. van Dough, sir.

231
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,530
- Hello?
- <i>Richie, dear</i>

232
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,960
<i>Are you sure you don't want</i>
<i>to dine with us?</i>

233
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:43,230
It's okay, Mom.
I really don't like that guy.

234
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,870
That's all right, dear. Neither do I.

235
00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:48,970
But <i>foie de veau</i> is very good for you.

236
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,580
Liver is rich in protein.

237
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,940
It's so tasty too.

238
00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:57,110
Bye, Mom.

239
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:03,650
Laurence, let's get back
to what you were saying...

240
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:06,490
...about our charitable contributions.
- Yes, sir.

241
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,600
I'm all in favor of charity, sir,
but your donations...

242
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:12,790
...are costing the corporation
a billion dollars a year...

243
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:15,340
...and I think it's time we asked ourselves:

244
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:18,100
- What are we getting for it?
- What are we getting?

245
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:22,230
We're getting food banks, medical clinics,
shelters for the homeless...

246
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,280
It's Laurence's job
to keep an eye on the bottom line.

247
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:28,750
Which is also why I have to oppose
the United Tool acquisition.

248
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,980
We should be getting rid
of dead weight, not acquire it.

249
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,590
I agree.

250
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:38,590
- That's why I am getting rid of United Tool.
- Richard! All those people and their jobs!

251
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,700
That is brilliant.
I should've thought of it.

252
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,660
We buy the company in bankruptcy.
Level the factories.

253
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,840
No, no, Laurence. I'm keeping
the factory open, like I said.

254
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,570
Then we go in and we bust the unions...

255
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:54,470
...slash benefits,
and then we sell the company.

256
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,170
No. We give it away.

257
00:18:57,510 --> 00:19:01,350
We give it... We give it away.

258
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,210
Absolutely. We modernize it,
of course, and retool.

259
00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:06,880
Then we turn the factory
over to the workers.

260
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,620
Richard, that's a wonderful plan.

261
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,750
Mr. Rich! Mr. Rich!

262
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,460
Mr. Rich. I've done it.

263
00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:21,170
- May I present the Smellmaster.
- Keenbean, that's fantastic.

264
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,400
Richie, come down here and try this.

265
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:27,910
Glasses help us see better,
and hearing aids help us hear better.

266
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:30,640
We should have something
to help us smell better.

267
00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:33,250
We do, dear. It's called Chanel.

268
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:39,080
But the Smellmaster 9000
converts any smell within 20 yards...

269
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:42,420
...into a digital audio signal.
Here, son. Try it.

270
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:48,690
<i>Wine, Petite Syrah 1974</i>

271
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:53,820
<i>Roses Hilversum</i>
<i>Demi-bloom Fresh-cut</i>

272
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:57,100
- Cool.
- That's marvelous.

273
00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:01,570
Foie de veau. <i>Calves' liver</i>

274
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:04,770
- Richie.
- Better make some adjustments, Dad.

275
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:08,580
This thing's way out of whack.
Can I be excused? Thank you.

276
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,650
Come on, Dollar. Traitor.

277
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:15,320
Sir, this is precisely the sort of thing
I'm talking about. Toys like that.

278
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,190
Toys? Good God, man.

279
00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:20,500
To me, it represents...

280
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:23,260
...good old-fashioned ingenuity
and know-how.

281
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,090
Right, Keenbean?

282
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:30,460
Yes, sir.

283
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:35,200
I see, sir, you bought a new Monet.

284
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,740
- Spectacular.
- Thanks.

285
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:40,040
Might I suggest you consider
beefing up the security system?

286
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:44,410
I don't think that'll be necessary.
After all, all of our real valuables...

287
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,320
...are locked in the Rich family vault.

288
00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:48,820
vault?

289
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,790
The family vault?

290
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:53,760
Someday I'll give you a tour.

291
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:55,730
I'd like that.

292
00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:57,920
Again, thank you for a lovely evening.

293
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,430
It is our great pleasure.

294
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:03,400
- Good night.
- Good night.

295
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:07,070
- Drive carefully.
- Seat belt.

296
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:15,070
- Morning, Charles.
- Good morning, Billy.

297
00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:23,780
I gotta get another job.

298
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:57,060
Morning, sir. It's time.

299
00:21:57,430 --> 00:22:00,920
Rise and shine, Master Richie.
Let's not be a slug abed.

300
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:04,160
You have a very busy schedule
in front of you.

301
00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:06,900
oh, what a beautiful morning.

302
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:10,570
Come along. You mustn't keep
your personal trainer waiting.

303
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:14,070
Please tell Arnold I really don't
feel like exercising today.

304
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:24,710
I hope you don't mind,
but Arnold canceled.

305
00:22:24,890 --> 00:22:28,250
So I'll be filling in today.
My name is Claudia.

306
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:34,060
And arms to sides. Bend your legs.
Stretch.

307
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:38,100
And all the way up. And one
more time. Down and back up.

308
00:22:38,270 --> 00:22:41,240
Now stretch to the left. To the right.

309
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,530
one more time.

310
00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:46,210
Cadbury, about Arnold...

311
00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:48,540
Arnold's history, sir.

312
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,640
Now, all the way back down.

313
00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:55,880
Stretch real hard, and up.
And inhale and exhale.

314
00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:13,230
Dadlink on.

315
00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:18,240
Locate Dad.

316
00:23:18,910 --> 00:23:21,100
<i>Hiya, slugger</i>

317
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:25,580
<i>Locating Dad now</i>

318
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:31,850
<i>Exact coordinates</i>
<i>will be pinpointed in 11 seconds</i>

319
00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:34,920
<i>10, nine</i>

320
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,990
<i>eight, seven</i>

321
00:23:41,430 --> 00:23:42,420
<i>Four</i>

322
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,260
Mr. President, if the government
spends more money than it takes in...

323
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,060
...it goes into debt.

324
00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:51,500
Excuse me, Mr. President.
It's the Dadlink.

325
00:23:51,670 --> 00:23:54,610
- Dadlink?
- It's my personal communication system...

326
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,570
...to my son. It's a prototype.

327
00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:58,480
<i>Yes, Richie What is it?</i>

328
00:23:58,650 --> 00:24:00,010
Hi, Dad. What you doing?

329
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:04,020
I'm discussing economic policy
with the president. Is this important?

330
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:07,250
<i>Well, Dad, I think I'm getting a zit</i>

331
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,380
What do you think?

332
00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:11,320
<i>Could we talk later?</i>

333
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:14,830
<i>Oh Sure, Dad I'm sorry</i>
<i>I'll see you tonight</i>

334
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:17,500
- <i>Bye</i>
- See you.

335
00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:18,960
Bye.

336
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,390
Congratulations on the zit, sir.

337
00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:24,300
Thank you, Cadbury.

338
00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:38,750
And I'll collect you after school, as usual.

339
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,750
- Good hunting, sir.
- Thank you, Cadbury.

340
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:47,620
Let's move on to case study number 12.

341
00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:50,130
Your company is in dire straits.

342
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:54,130
Sales are down 50 percent
due to stiff price competition.

343
00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:57,070
Dividends are falling.
Stockholders are demanding...

344
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,440
...you step down
as chairman of the board.

345
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,040
Now, here's your problem.

346
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:05,150
How do you rally the board
of directors to your side...

347
00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:07,910
...and stave off impending bankruptcy?

348
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:09,910
Reynolds?

349
00:25:11,990 --> 00:25:15,550
I'll have my secretary
get back to you on that one.

350
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,790
Ellsworth, how would you
get the board on your side?

351
00:25:21,860 --> 00:25:23,330
Bribe someone.

352
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:27,000
Sit down, Ellsworth.

353
00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:29,830
Reginald, what would you do?

354
00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:32,200
What would I do? Simple.

355
00:25:32,610 --> 00:25:35,370
I'd float a rumor
we're the object of a takeover bid.

356
00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:38,070
And as soon as our stock went up, I'd sell.

357
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,580
That's not only unethical,
Reginald, it's illegal.

358
00:25:42,450 --> 00:25:44,250
I'm only 12.

359
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:47,420
I can't be held legally responsible.

360
00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:49,920
Good point.

361
00:25:52,930 --> 00:25:56,390
Rich, are you and Cuthbert
passing notes again?

362
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,260
- No, sir.
- Cuthbert?

363
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,480
Capital appreciation
is all well and good...

364
00:26:17,650 --> 00:26:19,950
...but not without
a sound growth strategy.

365
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:23,710
Well, I've only got one word
to say to you: pork bellies.

366
00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:25,450
So, what do you think, Rich?

367
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:29,790
I think all we ever talk about is money.
We should be having fun.

368
00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:32,400
Money is fun.

369
00:26:32,570 --> 00:26:35,900
All I'm saying is, I'm wondering
if you can come this weekend...

370
00:26:36,070 --> 00:26:37,440
...and hang out.

371
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:40,500
- Hang out?
- Yeah, like normal kids.

372
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,010
You know, you're really acting weird,
Richie. Anyway, no can do.

373
00:26:44,210 --> 00:26:47,410
I promised my dad I'd go to Tokyo
for a hostile takeover.

374
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,880
- Ellsworth?
- Sorry, trustees' meeting.

375
00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:56,020
Watch your rear, Ellsworth.
First rule of defense.

376
00:26:57,130 --> 00:27:03,030
This is a cappuccino. I asked for a decaf
caffe latte, you incompetent imbecile!

377
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,430
If you can't do the job, you...

378
00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:11,830
First rule of defense, Reg.
Always watch your rear.

379
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:23,710
Sir, your Latin tutorial has been
moved back an hour.

380
00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:25,980
That gives you time
for a spot of polo.

381
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,780
Then on to your tax law seminar.

382
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,360
oh, and this coming weekend, big treat.

383
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,760
You and your parents are flying to London
to take tea with Her Majesty.

384
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:38,360
Is something amiss, sir?

385
00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:40,630
My friends are too busy
to hang out...

386
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,740
...and now I'm too busy to hang out.

387
00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:45,530
You must understand
you're being groomed...

388
00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:50,300
...for a life of wealth and responsibility.
Certain sacrifices must be made.

389
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,540
Sacrifices.

390
00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:59,020
Cadbury, I'm changing my schedule.
Bascomb?

391
00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,420
- Sir.
- Make a right.

392
00:28:00,590 --> 00:28:03,420
- Yes, sir.
- You...

393
00:28:03,590 --> 00:28:05,690
Come on, pitcher.

394
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:10,490
You're supposed to hit the ball.

395
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,130
Come on, Gloria.

396
00:28:12,330 --> 00:28:14,530
Cool car.

397
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:17,870
Hey, guys. Check it out.

398
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,670
Master Richie, please.

399
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,140
You can't play with those children.
I must protest.

400
00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:26,040
Cadbury, chill. I'll be fine.

401
00:28:26,450 --> 00:28:29,610
But they probably haven't
even been vaccinated.

402
00:28:30,390 --> 00:28:32,510
Hi, guys. I'm Richie.

403
00:28:32,690 --> 00:28:36,720
- We know who you are.
- What, no chopper?

404
00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:39,260
Dad hardly ever lets me
take the helicopter.

405
00:28:39,430 --> 00:28:42,090
oh, no chopper to go to school?

406
00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:45,630
- What are you doing?
- I was wondering...

407
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,360
...if maybe I can play with you guys?
- Play?

408
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,210
Not!

409
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,410
Come on. Let me hit.

410
00:28:58,580 --> 00:29:00,640
You probably couldn't
hit a beach ball.

411
00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:02,080
I can hit off of you.

412
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,720
You think you're so hot.
Put your money where your mouth is.

413
00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:14,760
- You mean bet?
- Yeah. Five says she puts you away.

414
00:29:14,930 --> 00:29:17,460
Five? How about 10?

415
00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:21,970
okay. Seems a little steep,
but 10,000 it is.

416
00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:27,840
No, no, no. Not 10,000.
Ten dollars.

417
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,340
Ten dollars. okay.

418
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,750
I was going to McDonald's
with this money.

419
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:38,110
- Dust him.
- No problem.

420
00:29:38,290 --> 00:29:40,280
Mr. Fancy Pants is going down.

421
00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:43,820
Master Richie, I do think it unseemly
in the extreme...

422
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:46,930
...for you to take
these... These children's money.

423
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:50,960
What are you doing?
Asking the old guy for batting tips?

424
00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:54,360
Hit a touchdown, Master Richie.

425
00:29:58,410 --> 00:30:00,880
Come on, Gloria. Right over the plate.

426
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,340
- Strike him out, Gloria.
- Come on, Gloria.

427
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:04,810
Come on, Gloria!

428
00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:07,680
- Hey, batter, batter, batter.
- Easy money. Come on.

429
00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:10,850
- Strike him out.
- You got it, Gloria.

430
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:13,110
Fire it in there.

431
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,820
This is a piece of cake.

432
00:30:23,730 --> 00:30:26,900
We got the money in the bag.
Let's go. Come on.

433
00:30:29,510 --> 00:30:32,530
- Burn it in.
- Come on, Gloria.

434
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:41,710
oh, yes, Master Richie! Yes!

435
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,680
- Yes! Yes!
- oh, man.

436
00:30:44,850 --> 00:30:46,580
There goes my lunch money.

437
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,310
Lucky swing, I guess.

438
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,420
I was wondering if you could
come over to my house...

439
00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:54,830
Pee Wee, give him the money.

440
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,820
- I don't want your money.
- I said, take it.

441
00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:00,160
You don't belong here.

442
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,840
Truly a prodigious blow, Master Richie.

443
00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:47,720
Thank you.

444
00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:53,290
oh, perk up. It won't be long before you're
having tea and crumpets with the queen.

445
00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:55,450
I'd rather eat a hot dog at Wrigley.

446
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:57,460
So would I, son, so would I.

447
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:01,160
oh, Richard, you're not
seriously considering...

448
00:32:01,330 --> 00:32:03,560
...giving the queen the Smellmaster?

449
00:32:03,730 --> 00:32:06,430
Why not, Regina?
I think she'd get a kick out of it.

450
00:32:06,670 --> 00:32:09,730
Anything to take her mind off
those children of hers.

451
00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:14,330
Security check's complete, sir.

452
00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:16,840
I hope you and your family
have a great time.

453
00:32:17,010 --> 00:32:19,570
Thank you, Mr. Ferguson, thank you.

454
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,520
- Cadbury?
- Madam?

455
00:32:25,690 --> 00:32:27,880
What's bothering Richie?

456
00:32:28,290 --> 00:32:32,490
He tried to make friends
with some children yesterday.

457
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:35,360
It wasn't a great success.

458
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:39,660
- The poor dear.
- Might I make a suggestion, madam?

459
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,330
- Anything.
- Why not let Master Richie...

460
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:47,370
...stay here? Young gentlemen are apt
to find royal functions a trifle boring.

461
00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:51,810
Whereas here, I could provide
a busy schedule of distractions.

462
00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:56,680
Cadbury, you're a genius.
I'll go tell Richie.

463
00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:05,980
All aboard.

464
00:33:17,970 --> 00:33:19,910
I could live here.

465
00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:22,510
- It's huge.
- You think they got a pool?

466
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,380
It ain't no house. It's a whole 'hood.

467
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,040
- I've seen bigger.
- Are you kidding?

468
00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:33,280
The place probably has got
its own zip code.

469
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:40,550
Excuse me, Master Richie.

470
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,520
Sensing you were at a loose end,
I've arranged for a little entertainment.

471
00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:49,430
I'm really not in the mood
for the vienna Boys' Choir today.

472
00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:56,040
Sadly, the choir was unavailable, sir.
But I did make other arrangements.

473
00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:00,750
I don't believe it.

474
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,540
All right, come on.

475
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,310
Thanks, Cadbury, I owe you one.

476
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,390
- Hi, guys.
- Hey, rich man.

477
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,820
- Just checking out your crib, here.
- Crib?

478
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,950
I believe that's street slang
for "home," sir. An idiom.

479
00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:19,120
Who you calling an idiom?

480
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:22,400
And now, if you wish, sir,
luncheon is served.

481
00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:26,230
All right. Food! I like this place.

482
00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:28,640
I hope you didn't go to too much trouble.

483
00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:33,680
Not at all. I prepared a simple,
yet elegant menu...

484
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:39,050
It sounds delicious.

485
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:46,130
However, Master Richie was of the opinion
that his guests deserve a break today.

486
00:34:51,370 --> 00:34:54,560
- You have your own McDonald's?
- No way!

487
00:34:55,070 --> 00:34:56,730
- Not bad.
- Wow.

488
00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:59,340
- This is great.
- I want a Big Mac.

489
00:34:59,510 --> 00:35:01,840
I'm doing an analysis of the secret sauce.

490
00:35:02,210 --> 00:35:05,940
Come on, guys, get him.
Get out of my way.

491
00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:09,310
- Nice shot.
- I'll be right back.

492
00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:11,020
Come on.

493
00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:12,590
It's called the Dadlink.

494
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,420
It's practically the only way I talk
to my dad. He's away a lot.

495
00:35:16,590 --> 00:35:19,120
I know what you mean.
My dad lives in California.

496
00:35:19,290 --> 00:35:22,130
If we didn't e-mail,
I'd probably never talk to him.

497
00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:25,660
Give me the ball. Come on.

498
00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:28,130
Man, he'd like this place, though.

499
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,030
Must be cool to have everything.

500
00:35:30,210 --> 00:35:32,000
So you guys wanna play, or what?

501
00:35:32,170 --> 00:35:35,340
Hey, I got an idea.
Wanna try the Kiddipult?

502
00:35:35,710 --> 00:35:36,970
The Kiddipult?

503
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,300
- Unbelievable!
- That was so cool!

504
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,140
That was great!

505
00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:14,180
That was nothing.
You guys wanna play tag?

506
00:36:14,850 --> 00:36:16,340
- Tag?
- Tag?

507
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,660
In the gentle hand of the gardener
lies the hand of God.

508
00:36:37,610 --> 00:36:39,730
- Are you a Sagittarius?
- No, madam.

509
00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:41,770
- Pisces?
- No, madam.

510
00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:44,500
- Leo?
- No. No, I'm a Taurus.

511
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,770
I knew it. The bull.

512
00:36:47,950 --> 00:36:51,480
- Correct, madam.
- oh, look, don't call me madam, okay.

513
00:36:51,650 --> 00:36:55,280
I don't like the connotation.
My name's Diane.

514
00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:57,430
of course, Diane.

515
00:36:57,590 --> 00:37:00,060
And how about you?
You got a first name?

516
00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:02,960
- of course.
- And?

517
00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:04,660
- Herbert.
- Herb.

518
00:37:04,830 --> 00:37:08,790
No, it's Herbert.
I'm not a seasoning.

519
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,380
Do I detect a rising fire sign,
Herbert?

520
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,960
You, Diane, are a Capricorn.

521
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,490
Hey, how did you know that?

522
00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:34,620
Yeah!

523
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,030
oh, yeah!

524
00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:40,560
Yeah!

525
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:44,770
Man, this is the best day of my life!

526
00:37:47,210 --> 00:37:50,910
- Me too.
- The day's not over yet.

527
00:37:51,450 --> 00:37:53,110
You mean, there's more?

528
00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:56,380
- Your own roller coaster.
- Check it out.

529
00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:59,250
- Awesome!
- It's so big!

530
00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:01,120
That is cool.

531
00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:04,550
My dad gave me this last Christmas.
It's pretty intense.

532
00:38:04,730 --> 00:38:09,320
- Yeah, I just ate.
- You always just ate.

533
00:38:11,070 --> 00:38:15,370
Now, their plane ought to be
about right here by now.

534
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:24,950
Just about time for me to move
into a much bigger office.

535
00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:30,680
Roger that, center. <i>Billion Dollar One,</i>
over and out.

536
00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:39,950
Would you take over for a while, darling?
I think I'd like some coffee.

537
00:38:40,130 --> 00:38:44,030
Don't go sneaking into those chocolates.
They're reserved for the queen.

538
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:48,030
Regina, I'm dieting.
The last thing I want is chocolate.

539
00:38:55,110 --> 00:38:56,480
Where are those chocolates?

540
00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:59,440
Up, up, up.

541
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,190
Chocolates. Chocolates.

542
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,350
Smellmaster.

543
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,190
<i>Handkerchiefs Hand-embroidered</i>

544
00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:19,900
<i>Marble egg Fabergé</i>

545
00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:23,000
<i>Trinitrotoluene</i>

546
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,440
I'll tell him you called. Thank you.

547
00:39:27,610 --> 00:39:29,300
open it.

548
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:36,740
Darling, this one doesn't have a tag.
Do you know what it is?

549
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,950
- No, I don't.
- The Smellmaster says it's trinitrotoluene.

550
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:45,390
And if my memory serves me right,
trinitrotoluene is the proper name for...

551
00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:48,620
TNT!

552
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:54,630
- Good God, Regina. It's a bomb.
- Get rid of it!

553
00:40:17,230 --> 00:40:19,250
Richie, this is great!

554
00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:38,200
To the new chairman of Rich Industries:

555
00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:41,910
Me.

556
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,980
Well, it's been a slice. Maybe I'll see you
around sometime, huh?

557
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,820
Yes, you never can tell.

558
00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:54,590
When you get off the embalming fluid,
give me a call, Herbert.

559
00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:02,030
- Thanks a lot for coming over.
- No problem.

560
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,110
Don't forget. Baseball next Wednesday.

561
00:41:05,270 --> 00:41:06,670
- 3:30.
- I'll be there.

562
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,040
Hey, wait. What about our
hundred bucks?

563
00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:12,110
- I said, forget about that, Tony.
- What hundred bucks?

564
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,270
The penguin-looking dude said he'd give us
$ 100 for coming to play with you.

565
00:41:16,450 --> 00:41:20,850
- Gloria, I didn't know that...
- Hey, look. Nobody has to pay us anything.

566
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,150
End of story.

567
00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:26,220
See you later, Richie.
We had a great time.

568
00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:44,840
Master Rich, I really am
most dreadfully sorry.

569
00:41:45,010 --> 00:41:47,380
- Mr. Cadbury!
- Excuse me.

570
00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:00,690
Master Rich...

571
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,600
What?

572
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:07,100
It's your parents.

573
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,700
- Dadlink on.
- <i>Hiya, slugger</i>

574
00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:13,840
- Locate Dad.
- <i>Locating Dad now</i>

575
00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:16,880
<i>Signal contact: negative</i>

576
00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:22,450
<i>Power increase</i>

577
00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:24,850
<i>Searching</i>

578
00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:28,920
<i>Dad not found</i>

579
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,490
<i>Dad not found</i>

580
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,030
<i>Dad not found</i>

581
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,800
Mr. van Dough, sir?

582
00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:43,800
Fergie, <i>entrez.</i>

583
00:42:43,970 --> 00:42:48,600
I was just thinking that after I plunder
the Rich family vault...

584
00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:53,540
...I think I'd like to buy a country
somewhere.

585
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:56,710
Something small, not too ostentatious.

586
00:42:56,890 --> 00:43:00,750
Luxembourg, perhaps, or maybe Ecuador.

587
00:43:02,290 --> 00:43:06,090
Sir, it seems we have a slight problem.

588
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,570
The boy wasn't on the plane, sir.

589
00:43:12,070 --> 00:43:15,760
Feculent fool! After all of my
careful planning...

590
00:43:17,770 --> 00:43:19,710
All right.

591
00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:25,170
I got rid of the king and the queen.

592
00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:31,190
I don't think the boy prince
will be any problem at all.

593
00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:35,820
<i>The plane has been missing</i>
<i>more than 12 hours</i>

594
00:43:35,990 --> 00:43:39,760
<i>But despite the biggest air</i>
<i>and sea search in US naval history</i>

595
00:43:39,930 --> 00:43:43,490
<i>there is still no sign of billionaires</i>
<i>Richard and Regina Rich</i>

596
00:43:43,930 --> 00:43:46,730
<i>missing since the apparent crash</i>
<i>of their plane</i>

597
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:49,300
They're alive, Cadbury. I know it.

598
00:43:49,470 --> 00:43:53,240
And wherever they are, Master Richie,
I'm sure they're together...

599
00:43:53,410 --> 00:43:55,380
...and happy.

600
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:59,080
Richard, if we ever get out of this...

601
00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:02,710
...l'm gonna soak for a week
in a vat of oil of olay.

602
00:44:03,490 --> 00:44:05,080
Why haven't they found us yet?

603
00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:08,810
Well, probably because
the locator transmitter in the plane...

604
00:44:08,990 --> 00:44:11,290
...is under a mile of water.

605
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:15,420
Unless we can see a Radio Shack soon,
we can kiss off any chance...

606
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,360
...of getting my Dadlink to work.

607
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:22,230
There's only one person ruthless enough
to set off a bomb on our plane.

608
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,070
- When I get my fingers...
- We don't know for sure.

609
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:28,610
oh, Richard, wake up
and smell the seaweed!

610
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:31,180
You should have fired him years ago.

611
00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:34,750
I've never fired anyone in my life.
I don't intend to start now.

612
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,680
But van Dough...

613
00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:39,740
He thought Richie
was on the plane with us.

614
00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:44,220
Regina, we have to survive...

615
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:47,260
...if only to warn Richie.
His life is in danger.

616
00:44:52,770 --> 00:44:55,240
Ladies and gentlemen...

617
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,840
...before we begin, I'd like to observe
a moment of silence...

618
00:45:00,010 --> 00:45:03,740
...on the tragic passing
of Mr. and Mrs. Rich.

619
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,910
Now, first order of business:

620
00:45:10,550 --> 00:45:13,520
United Tool.

621
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,450
What do you mean, they closed
the factory?

622
00:45:17,630 --> 00:45:20,620
It just happened. My mom
and everyone else got fired.

623
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,960
I didn't know. You gotta believe me.

624
00:45:23,130 --> 00:45:26,760
<i>Hey, I'm really sorry about your parents,</i>
<i>but can't you help?</i>

625
00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:39,740
I don't know if I can do this, Cadbury.

626
00:45:39,910 --> 00:45:43,870
Remember this...

627
00:45:44,050 --> 00:45:46,820
- What's that mean?
- It means you have the power...

628
00:45:46,990 --> 00:45:48,750
...of your father inside you.

629
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,290
Kind of like, "Trust the Force, Luke."

630
00:45:53,330 --> 00:45:55,490
Exactly, sir.

631
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,300
It's so hard.

632
00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:10,680
Sir?

633
00:46:12,910 --> 00:46:15,640
Mr. Richard Rich Jr. to see you.

634
00:46:19,150 --> 00:46:22,020
Miss Fairchild, I need those memos done
by 3:00 today.

635
00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:24,280
Yes, sir, Mr. van Dough, sir.

636
00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:29,120
Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie...

637
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,030
Allow me to express my heartfelt
sympathies over your loss.

638
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,760
We all loved your mother and father
very much.

639
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:38,270
My parents are alive.

640
00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:41,470
I pray nightly that they are.

641
00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:46,270
I want you to know we're doing everything
we can to coordinate the search effort.

642
00:46:46,710 --> 00:46:48,480
Please, have a seat.

643
00:46:58,060 --> 00:47:02,520
- So, what have you come to see me about?
- Well, until my parents come back...

644
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:04,630
...l've taken a...

645
00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:06,520
Sabbatical, sir.

646
00:47:07,270 --> 00:47:09,630
I've taken a sabbatical from school.

647
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,640
You know, so I can be here
and run things.

648
00:47:12,810 --> 00:47:15,710
Run things.

649
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:20,140
Richie, the job of senior officer...

650
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,850
...of a multi...

651
00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:26,540
National corporation...

652
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,720
...it's very demanding business.

653
00:47:31,630 --> 00:47:35,360
Hours go, well just, way past
your bedtime.

654
00:47:35,530 --> 00:47:39,060
So I think that it's best
to leave this job to...

655
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:45,900
...an adult who has experience
in these matters. okay?

656
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,100
I don't think so.

657
00:47:49,510 --> 00:47:52,240
By the way, Cadbury,
how much stock do I own?

658
00:47:52,410 --> 00:47:55,850
Until your parents are found, sir,
as the sole heir...

659
00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:58,750
...you own 51 percent of the voting stock.

660
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,790
You're not of legal age
to exercise your voting rights.

661
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,820
But I am, sir.

662
00:48:03,990 --> 00:48:08,360
And under the terms of the Rich estate,
I stand in <i>loco parentis</i>

663
00:48:08,530 --> 00:48:11,790
...and <i>Guardian ad Litem</i>
to Master Richie.

664
00:48:11,970 --> 00:48:17,200
And accordingly, I give him full
proxy power and authority.

665
00:48:19,770 --> 00:48:24,110
And by the way, United Tool stays open.

666
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,810
Fine.

667
00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:32,490
Round one to you, sir.

668
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,860
With the losses in our manufacturing
division, this will necessitate...

669
00:48:53,410 --> 00:48:54,970
Sorry.

670
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:57,740
Will necessitate
some employee downsizing.

671
00:48:57,910 --> 00:49:00,710
Downsizing. You mean fire people.

672
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,750
Well, call it what you will, Richie.

673
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,820
It is our job to cut the fat.

674
00:49:05,990 --> 00:49:09,010
Mr. van Dough, my father never
fired anybody.

675
00:49:09,190 --> 00:49:12,130
He always said when
people are secure in their jobs...

676
00:49:12,290 --> 00:49:14,350
...they work harder, happier
and better.

677
00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:19,830
So I think if we need to cut the fat,
I say we start right here.

678
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,610
- Good morning.
- Morning.

679
00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:35,080
- Morning. Your messages.
- Morning, Sylvia.

680
00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:37,680
- Morning, Mr. Rich.
- Morning.

681
00:49:38,690 --> 00:49:40,450
Yeah, Marvin, I understand that.

682
00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:44,490
Yes, but if all of our divisions are doing
record-breaking business...

683
00:49:44,660 --> 00:49:47,530
...how come Rich candy bars
are down 12 percent?

684
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:51,360
oh, come on. Have you ever actually
tasted a Rich bar?

685
00:49:57,470 --> 00:50:01,340
He'll get back to you as soon
as possible, Mr. lacocca. Goodbye.

686
00:50:01,510 --> 00:50:04,770
Richie Rich's office. Yes.

687
00:50:06,650 --> 00:50:08,310
Talk about gumballs.

688
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,280
Richie Rich's office. I'm sorry.
He's not available. He's in conference.

689
00:50:12,450 --> 00:50:15,650
- I'll have him call you.
- Excuse me. We'd like to see Richie.

690
00:50:15,820 --> 00:50:18,380
- And you are?
- Hey, they're free!

691
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,720
- We're his friends.
- We wanna thank him...

692
00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:24,920
...for reopening the factory.
- Mr. Rich is much too busy to see anyone.

693
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:26,760
But wait, we can...

694
00:50:26,930 --> 00:50:28,420
Richie Rich's office.

695
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,160
Hey!

696
00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:33,630
Excuse me! Somebody help!

697
00:50:33,810 --> 00:50:37,940
- I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
- Get Pee Wee. We're going in.

698
00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:40,140
Come on, let's go.

699
00:50:40,310 --> 00:50:43,370
- I didn't do it.
- Are you all right?

700
00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:48,920
- Richie.
- Gloria? Hey, guys.

701
00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:50,420
Close the door.

702
00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:52,750
I'll have to get back to you, Marvin.

703
00:50:52,930 --> 00:50:57,300
Yeah, my new research and development
team just walked in.

704
00:50:57,470 --> 00:50:59,060
- What?
- What?

705
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:02,570
And finally, after extensive
and exhausting taste testing...

706
00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:05,300
...by my new research
and development team...

707
00:51:05,470 --> 00:51:07,200
- Hi.
- How you doing?

708
00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:12,370
...l've come to the conclusion that we must
increase our nut proportion by 15 percent.

709
00:51:12,550 --> 00:51:16,210
We simply cannot let our competition
be nuttier than we are.

710
00:51:18,820 --> 00:51:21,650
- Yes.
- That's our idea.

711
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:35,800
- Come on, guys.
- Excuse me.

712
00:51:35,970 --> 00:51:38,670
Excuse me. Coming through.

713
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,070
All those in favor of my motion?

714
00:51:51,350 --> 00:51:53,650
All opposed?

715
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,360
I hate that kid.

716
00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:08,430
No, no. Clockwise, clockwise.
I said, massage clockwise.

717
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,730
Migraines are bad enough
without your incompetence. Get out!

718
00:52:11,910 --> 00:52:14,900
Yes, sir, Mr. van Dough.

719
00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:20,210
Now, you listen. I want you to put the
revised plan we discussed into action.

720
00:52:20,380 --> 00:52:23,370
And this time, make sure
the gloves come off.

721
00:52:24,050 --> 00:52:27,850
- Gloves, sir?
- It's a metaphor, hamhead.

722
00:52:32,090 --> 00:52:33,860
Well, that's it, honey.

723
00:52:34,030 --> 00:52:38,090
We're out of Perrier. Caviar's gone,
and there's no more Melba toast.

724
00:52:38,270 --> 00:52:40,930
The only thing we've got left
is a bottle of Dom.

725
00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:45,660
And this little packet of Bubblicious.
Richie's favorite.

726
00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:51,000
He's only 12 years old, Richard.
He's just a boy.

727
00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:55,140
Now, Regina, I'm sure whatever happens,
he's going to be just fine.

728
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,440
- oh, my God!
- What is it?

729
00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:03,090
- We're saved! We're saved!
- What? What? What?

730
00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:07,520
My Louis! Darling, my suitcase.

731
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:15,970
And when my father gets back, I'm sure
he'll be happy to see what we've done.

732
00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:20,470
The profits from every division
have gone up on a record-breaking rise.

733
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:26,150
- It doesn't give you the right...
- I'm sorry, but this is police business.

734
00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:29,610
- Herbert Cadbury!
- Yes.

735
00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:31,270
You're under arrest.

736
00:53:31,450 --> 00:53:32,920
- Pardon?
- What is this?

737
00:53:33,090 --> 00:53:36,520
You can't just burst in here.
What is the meaning of this?

738
00:53:36,690 --> 00:53:39,180
We received a tip
and searched the Rich mansion.

739
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,800
Bomb parts, detonation devices
found in Herbert Cadbury's room.

740
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,930
- Preposterous.
- You're under arrest...

741
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:46,900
...for Mr. and Mrs. Rich's murder.

742
00:53:47,070 --> 00:53:51,100
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't worry. I'm sure it's a mistake.

743
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:53,430
Cadbury! Cadbury!

744
00:53:53,810 --> 00:53:56,400
Richie, police have him now.
Best stay here.

745
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,650
Do you understand that you can stop
these proceedings?

746
00:53:59,810 --> 00:54:03,610
Richie, is it true that Mr. Cadbury
planted a bomb on your parents' jet?

747
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:05,480
Do you think they were murdered?

748
00:54:05,650 --> 00:54:08,380
- How do you feel?
- What's the future of United Tool?

749
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:12,120
- Richie!
- Are your parents alive?

750
00:54:12,630 --> 00:54:16,120
- Mr. van Dough!
- We are deeply saddened by this tragic turn.

751
00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,530
I'd like to believe in
Cadbury's innocence.

752
00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:22,140
- But evidence points in the other direction.
- Mr. van Dough.

753
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:27,430
of course, my main concern is that
poor Richie survives this terrible episode.

754
00:54:27,610 --> 00:54:31,940
And having his best interests at heart,
I have petitioned Superior Court...

755
00:54:32,110 --> 00:54:35,340
...to become the boy's legal guardian.

756
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,280
That's all for right now. Thanks.

757
00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:40,480
<i>The court has granted legal guardianship</i>
<i>of Richie Rich</i>

758
00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:43,920
<i>to Laurence Van Dough,</i>
<i>trusted friend of the Rich family</i>

759
00:54:44,090 --> 00:54:48,030
<i>Meanwhile, bail has been denied</i>
<i>to accused murderer, Herbert Cadbury</i>

760
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,460
<i>And believing Cadbury may have had</i>
<i>accomplices, Mr Van Dough dismissed</i>

761
00:54:52,630 --> 00:54:54,660
<i>all employees of the Rich family</i>

762
00:54:55,270 --> 00:54:59,330
<i>The Southside community adoption service</i>
<i>released figures for the last year...</i>

763
00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:08,880
My makeup case.

764
00:55:09,050 --> 00:55:13,150
My dresses, my Karl Lagerfeld,
my Bill Blass.

765
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:17,220
My tuxedo. Now we can throw
a dinner party.

766
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:21,250
Well, what do we have...?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

767
00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:23,830
Here's something we can use.

768
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,490
Don't you think this is an odd time
to start shaving your legs?

769
00:55:27,670 --> 00:55:32,300
Don't you understand? This may be the very
thing that will save us. The very thing.

770
00:55:32,470 --> 00:55:35,440
Yes, yes!

771
00:55:35,610 --> 00:55:38,670
Richard, darling, you've been
too long at sea.

772
00:55:39,110 --> 00:55:41,310
<i>Dad not found</i>

773
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,320
<i>Dad not found</i>

774
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:47,590
<i>Dad not found</i>

775
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,380
Excuse me, Richie.

776
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,960
- Right under that archway.
- What are you doing? What is that?

777
00:55:54,130 --> 00:55:58,390
- Security camera. For your protection.
- My protection?

778
00:55:58,570 --> 00:56:02,090
Yeah. And until further notice...

779
00:56:02,270 --> 00:56:05,760
...l'm afraid I can't let you leave
the grounds of the estate.

780
00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:09,240
After what happened to your parents,
we can't take any chances.

781
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,240
What about the company?

782
00:56:11,550 --> 00:56:15,110
You won't be going
to the office anymore, Richie.

783
00:56:16,550 --> 00:56:21,680
Mr. van Dough will be running
the office from now on.

784
00:56:22,390 --> 00:56:25,620
- Nice doggy.
- Come on, Dollar.

785
00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:43,510
Right there, camera 23.
That position's good. Lock it down.

786
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,970
I don't believe this.

787
00:56:51,150 --> 00:56:54,710
It's like I'm a prisoner, Dollar,
in my own home.

788
00:56:57,930 --> 00:57:02,390
I'm gonna go have a talk with
Mr. van Dough. You stay here. Good dog.

789
00:57:09,370 --> 00:57:14,240
Well, sir, things have turned out
just the way we planned.

790
00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:17,140
You planned, sir.
Just the way you planned.

791
00:57:17,310 --> 00:57:22,340
Well, not exactly. The vault.
Where is the vault?

792
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:27,180
There must be billions hidden in there.
You're head of security. Where is the vault?

793
00:57:27,350 --> 00:57:31,520
I told you, sir. That's one thing
I was never privy to.

794
00:57:33,230 --> 00:57:36,860
What about the rotund
Professor Keenbean?

795
00:57:37,030 --> 00:57:41,130
Claims he doesn't know.

796
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:46,370
<i>And you believe him, you idiot</i>
<i>The man is a lying, disgusting toad</i>

797
00:57:46,540 --> 00:57:48,470
<i>About the butler, sir</i>

798
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:54,310
<i>I've arranged it so Mr Cadbury will soon</i>
<i>be so overcome with guilt and remorse</i>

799
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,180
...he's going to hang himself in his cell.

800
00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:13,500
To the lab.

801
00:58:14,130 --> 00:58:18,090
- They're gonna kill Cadbury?
- They're gonna make it look like a suicide.

802
00:58:18,270 --> 00:58:22,400
- We have to do something. Bust him out...
- Here it is.

803
00:58:22,580 --> 00:58:27,210
- What is it?
- This baby here is the ultimate corrosive.

804
00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:32,080
Don't touch it! I call it
"hydrocloricdioxynucleocarbonium."

805
00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:36,690
The name needs work.
But it'll eat through a Buick.

806
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,320
or...

807
00:58:40,030 --> 00:58:44,330
- Prison bars.
- Exactly.

808
00:58:54,610 --> 00:58:57,840
Welcome to your worst nightmare.

809
00:59:02,450 --> 00:59:03,750
Gin.

810
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,120
Sorry.

811
00:59:09,290 --> 00:59:13,190
What kind of deal is that? I don't need
the money tomorrow, I need it today.

812
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,230
You don't understand. She's my mother.

813
00:59:19,870 --> 00:59:23,560
- Excuse me, sir.
- What do you want?

814
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:29,230
- Well, what do you want?
- I want you to give this to my uncle.

815
00:59:29,410 --> 00:59:31,940
- Who's your uncle?
- Herbert Cadbury.

816
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:35,940
Cadbury, huh? Let me see this.

817
00:59:39,690 --> 00:59:41,710
- What's this?
- It's Latin.

818
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:45,250
Latino? I thought he was English.

819
00:59:45,660 --> 00:59:48,790
- What's this?
- very special toothpaste.

820
00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:54,070
He has really sensitive teeth.

821
00:59:58,570 --> 01:00:01,060
- You got 10 minutes to do whatever.
- Thank you.

822
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,610
Get to it.

823
01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:31,240
I'm getting out of here. Let's go. Hurry.

824
01:00:33,370 --> 01:00:37,780
Thank heavens. My teeth
were starting to grow fur.

825
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,380
Talk about extra-strength tartar control.

826
01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:52,980
"Life in danger."

827
01:00:56,630 --> 01:00:59,620
"Use toothpaste on bars."

828
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:04,740
Life in danger? Really!
How melodramatic.

829
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:16,840
Help! officer! Help me! Help!

830
01:01:35,670 --> 01:01:40,160
Never mess with a man
with sensitive teeth.

831
01:02:05,570 --> 01:02:08,300
- Cadbury?
- Richie.

832
01:02:09,540 --> 01:02:13,270
- You're okay.
- I've been worried sick.

833
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:17,600
I do beg your pardon, sir. All that emotion.
Quite out of order.

834
01:02:17,780 --> 01:02:19,270
Got caught up in the moment.

835
01:02:19,450 --> 01:02:20,910
- Cadbury.
- Yes, sir.

836
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,710
- Shut up.
- Thank you, sir.

837
01:02:23,180 --> 01:02:24,450
Look.

838
01:02:26,490 --> 01:02:30,150
- I'm so sorry. I hadn't heard.
- No, look. They only found the plane.

839
01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:34,460
No bodies, no life raft.
Mom and Dad are alive. I know it.

840
01:02:34,630 --> 01:02:37,320
- And the Dadlink?
- We can't go back to the house.

841
01:02:37,660 --> 01:02:41,070
But I have another idea. Come on.

842
01:02:41,870 --> 01:02:43,600
Looking radical in those clothes.

843
01:02:43,770 --> 01:02:46,330
Thank God I was able to hold on to
my underwear.

844
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:57,510
So Master Richie helped Cadbury
escape from jail.

845
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:01,420
I knew that! I know everything!
Everything, do you hear?

846
01:03:01,590 --> 01:03:04,180
What I know about you
will put you both in jail!

847
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:09,020
Really? In that case, I'm afraid that
we're just gonna have to kill you.

848
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:14,490
I don't know that much. What do I know?
Who'd believe me anyway?

849
01:03:14,670 --> 01:03:17,330
I do believe there is one thing
you do know...

850
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:20,410
...which will be very helpful to me.
- Forget it!

851
01:03:20,570 --> 01:03:26,340
I'm not helping you. Nothing you do can
make me talk! Do you hear? Nothing!

852
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,380
Good morning, madam.

853
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,650
Cadbury, come on.

854
01:03:44,870 --> 01:03:46,890
This is it, right here.

855
01:03:51,370 --> 01:03:53,360
- Hello?
- Gloria, it's me.

856
01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:55,440
Richie?

857
01:03:55,610 --> 01:03:58,910
Whoa. Look who's slumming.

858
01:04:00,210 --> 01:04:03,010
Gloria, I need to use your computer.
It's important.

859
01:04:03,180 --> 01:04:05,050
Come on in.

860
01:04:11,660 --> 01:04:13,720
Well, here goes.

861
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:21,260
oh, no.

862
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,300
- Wait. Wait a minute.
- What are you doing? What is it?

863
01:04:24,470 --> 01:04:27,960
It may just do it. Wait, wait, wait.

864
01:04:33,810 --> 01:04:36,410
It's working?

865
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,910
Let's just hope the power holds out.

866
01:04:40,090 --> 01:04:44,180
- Hope Richie hasn't given up the search.
- Richie? of course he won't.

867
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,620
- I'm gonna go get changed.
- Changed?

868
01:04:46,790 --> 01:04:52,930
Yes, of course, darling. There's no way
I'm going to be rescued looking like this.

869
01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:02,170
- Just a few more seconds. It should be in.
- I like this look on you.

870
01:05:02,340 --> 01:05:05,400
If I didn't know better,
I'd think you were almost normal.

871
01:05:05,580 --> 01:05:08,740
- Thanks. I think.
- No, I mean it.

872
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,850
I used to think you were just
some spoiled rich kid.

873
01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:14,450
But now you're not so bad.

874
01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:17,820
Yeah. Likewise.

875
01:05:17,990 --> 01:05:20,890
No, no, please, madam.
Madam, no, no, no!

876
01:05:21,060 --> 01:05:23,220
That really isn't...

877
01:05:25,030 --> 01:05:28,730
- Thank you, madam.
- I told you, don't call me madam.

878
01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:31,500
Forgive me, Diane.

879
01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:33,740
Richie did it! He's in!

880
01:05:36,540 --> 01:05:38,840
<i>Hiya, slugger</i>

881
01:05:47,590 --> 01:05:50,080
What the heck?

882
01:05:51,690 --> 01:05:54,750
Mike, get me Ferguson.

883
01:05:58,630 --> 01:06:01,360
Come on, professor. Play nice.

884
01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:03,970
- Think I'm enjoying this?
- Yes.

885
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,930
But anyway...

886
01:06:07,540 --> 01:06:10,440
You told me what this machine
could do to a person.

887
01:06:10,610 --> 01:06:15,010
How would you like to spend the rest
of your life as a bedpan?

888
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:18,350
You've gotta believe me!
I don't know where the vault is!

889
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:23,850
- And even if I did it, it wouldn't help you!
- Ferguson, wait.

890
01:06:24,860 --> 01:06:28,230
- Tell me why, professor.
- Because the lock is voice-activated...

891
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,860
...and only Mr. and Mrs. Rich
can open it!

892
01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:35,560
Unfortunately, Mr. and Mrs. Rich
have been detained permanently.

893
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:40,030
So come up with another way
for me to get into that vault.

894
01:06:40,210 --> 01:06:42,370
Yes, but...

895
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:48,180
What?

896
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:50,610
What?

897
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,210
Sir, I have a situation.

898
01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:54,140
Handle it.

899
01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:57,380
I'm sorry. Hungry, professor?

900
01:06:58,260 --> 01:07:01,060
- You're despicable.
- Enjoy.

901
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,760
<i>Locating Dad now</i>

902
01:07:12,910 --> 01:07:15,270
- <i>Dad found</i>
- They're alive! I knew it!

903
01:07:18,450 --> 01:07:20,680
<i>Exact coordinates will be pinpointed</i>

904
01:07:23,220 --> 01:07:25,050
<i>Twelve seconds</i>

905
01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:27,680
<i>Eleven seconds</i>

906
01:07:27,850 --> 01:07:29,750
- Ten.
- oh, my God. They're alive.

907
01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:33,850
- Nine, eight.
- Nine, eight.

908
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:36,250
<i>Seven, six</i>

909
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,060
- Access terminated?
- I've been cut off!

910
01:07:41,130 --> 01:07:44,570
- They must've pulled the modem!
- But your parents are alive, sir.

911
01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:48,470
- It proves they're alive.
- I have to get to the Dadlink.

912
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,510
Mr. van Dough, sir...

913
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:54,270
...I think we've found a way
into that vault, after all.

914
01:07:54,450 --> 01:07:56,250
<i>Dad found</i>

915
01:07:59,050 --> 01:08:02,180
- Come on. Let's get going.
- Wait there. We'll be right down.

916
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:06,620
Are you entirely convinced
this is a good idea, sir?

917
01:08:06,790 --> 01:08:10,460
- lf anything goes wrong...
- The Dadlink in my room's our only chance.

918
01:08:10,630 --> 01:08:14,460
- I'm going.
- Yes, but, Master Richie, please consider...

919
01:08:14,630 --> 01:08:19,540
Well, I'm wanted for attempted murder,
escaping from jail, blowing up an aircraft...

920
01:08:19,710 --> 01:08:22,640
...breaking and entering
sounds right up my alley.

921
01:08:22,810 --> 01:08:25,640
- Let's kick some butt, shall we?
- Let's.

922
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,820
Well, that's it. It's all up to Richie now.

923
01:08:36,990 --> 01:08:39,460
Well, then, everything is fine.

924
01:08:39,630 --> 01:08:41,320
- Richie never lets us down.
- No.

925
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:43,360
He never would.

926
01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:46,720
Wait, darling, do you hear that?

927
01:08:48,270 --> 01:08:50,070
Yes. Yes, it is!

928
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:54,140
- It's a plane! It's a plane!
- oh, my God! Richard, we're saved!

929
01:08:54,310 --> 01:08:55,740
oh, Richie!

930
01:08:55,910 --> 01:08:57,540
- Heroic boy!
- over here! Hello?!

931
01:08:57,710 --> 01:09:00,310
- Lovely son! Hello!
- Hello?! Plane!

932
01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:13,020
If any of you wanna turn back,
now's the time.

933
01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:15,460
No way. We're with you, Richie.

934
01:09:20,830 --> 01:09:22,890
- Let's go!
- Let's go!

935
01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:39,250
Yes.

936
01:09:40,620 --> 01:09:42,250
The package has arrived.

937
01:09:42,860 --> 01:09:43,880
Splendid.

938
01:09:46,990 --> 01:09:48,150
Wait for my signal.

939
01:10:01,070 --> 01:10:03,770
Good grief. Manure?

940
01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:06,710
- Hey! It's all we could find.
- Yeah.

941
01:10:07,350 --> 01:10:09,320
very well. Load.

942
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:17,450
All right. I'm in position.
You guys all set?

943
01:10:18,890 --> 01:10:20,220
Eminently.

944
01:10:22,530 --> 01:10:23,860
I've got a target.

945
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,330
Ready.

946
01:10:27,730 --> 01:10:29,630
Wait for it.

947
01:10:30,170 --> 01:10:31,400
Wait for it.

948
01:10:33,340 --> 01:10:34,600
Fire!

949
01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:40,970
We missed.

950
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:42,610
Reload! Reload!

951
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:48,580
<i>This is Nash</i>

952
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:50,720
Nash, I didn't hear that. Come back.

953
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,280
This is Nash.

954
01:10:52,460 --> 01:10:54,020
Fire two!

955
01:10:55,530 --> 01:10:57,160
Somebody's throwing...

956
01:10:59,570 --> 01:11:01,430
- Yes!
- Yeah!

957
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,000
Come back, Nash. Say again.

958
01:11:04,940 --> 01:11:07,670
- What'd you hit him with?
- Don't ask.

959
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,100
<i>Nash?</i>

960
01:11:09,740 --> 01:11:11,680
- <i>Nash?</i>
- Talk to him.

961
01:11:11,850 --> 01:11:13,140
Come in, Nash.

962
01:11:14,150 --> 01:11:16,640
Yeah. This is Nash.

963
01:11:16,820 --> 01:11:18,110
False alarm.

964
01:11:18,490 --> 01:11:21,480
Everything's slicker than snot
on a doorknob.

965
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,350
Well, I heard it in prison.

966
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:25,860
Roger that.

967
01:11:26,030 --> 01:11:30,120
I think those Twinkies
are starting to rot his brain.

968
01:11:35,670 --> 01:11:37,330
Spoils of war, man.

969
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:04,020
Flashlight.

970
01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:08,060
- Are you okay?
- You wouldn't believe what they did to me.

971
01:12:08,230 --> 01:12:11,140
- It was inhuman. No! Wait!
- Where's van Dough?

972
01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:14,210
He got a phone call and ran out.
He's not nice person.

973
01:12:14,370 --> 01:12:18,740
Cadbury and I have to get up to my room.
We need a diversion to get past the guard.

974
01:12:18,910 --> 01:12:20,780
I think I can whip up something.

975
01:12:20,950 --> 01:12:22,680
- Gloria, you go with him.
- okay.

976
01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:24,410
- Guys, let's do it.
- Come on!

977
01:12:29,090 --> 01:12:30,750
Go, go, go.

978
01:12:37,730 --> 01:12:39,760
This should do the trick. Come.

979
01:12:46,470 --> 01:12:49,200
Hey, this is it. Come on.

980
01:12:56,450 --> 01:12:59,580
<i>Me! Like your own wife and children,</i>
<i>dozens of them!</i>

981
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:02,020
This way, Gloria.
over here. Right there.

982
01:13:02,190 --> 01:13:05,060
- Give that a turn to the right.
- What are we doing?

983
01:13:05,230 --> 01:13:07,720
Well, what they need is a diversion.

984
01:13:07,890 --> 01:13:10,860
This is a combination
of laundry detergent...

985
01:13:11,030 --> 01:13:14,000
...dish-washing detergent
and bubble bath. Take that off.

986
01:13:14,170 --> 01:13:17,300
I call it "Sudsational."

987
01:13:20,140 --> 01:13:21,510
What in the?

988
01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:23,840
Bubbles?

989
01:13:28,620 --> 01:13:29,980
What the heck?

990
01:13:34,420 --> 01:13:36,290
Hey, you guys.

991
01:13:37,060 --> 01:13:41,150
Mr. Zullo, we have a problem
with the front fountain.

992
01:13:41,330 --> 01:13:45,060
- Then turn it off, you idiot.
- You heard the man. Go.

993
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:46,830
Kill the cameras now.

994
01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:08,490
You guys go on ahead.
I'll be just a second.

995
01:14:08,660 --> 01:14:09,990
okay.

996
01:14:19,030 --> 01:14:20,590
My inventions!

997
01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:22,600
- What is it?
- I don't know!

998
01:14:24,870 --> 01:14:26,900
We did it, Mom. They're in there.

999
01:14:27,070 --> 01:14:30,340
All right. Richie, Herbert,
you're on your own.

1000
01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:36,720
Cadbury, look. It's still working.

1001
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:39,640
<i>Dad found</i>

1002
01:14:39,820 --> 01:14:42,290
Wait a minute. This isn't right.

1003
01:14:43,660 --> 01:14:44,920
It says Dad's here.

1004
01:14:45,090 --> 01:14:46,680
Welcome home, Richie.

1005
01:14:47,730 --> 01:14:49,790
You were even quicker than I thought.

1006
01:14:53,130 --> 01:14:56,400
- Mom! Dad!
- our other guests should be arriving...

1007
01:14:56,740 --> 01:14:58,170
...any moment.

1008
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,710
Hey, man, are you nervous or something?

1009
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,400
- What are you talking about?
- Did you fart?

1010
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:10,780
- No.
- Man, you cut the cheese.

1011
01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:14,150
- Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
- Whoever denied it, supplied it.

1012
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,660
- What is that?
- I don't know.

1013
01:15:30,340 --> 01:15:31,560
Sir.

1014
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:35,970
- Got them.
- outstanding. Bring them in.

1015
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:40,280
- Richie, darling, I'm so worried about you.
- Thank you.

1016
01:15:40,450 --> 01:15:44,210
- Why are you doing all this?!
- Yes, Laurence, what are you after?

1017
01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:46,280
The vault, Richard.

1018
01:15:46,590 --> 01:15:48,250
The Rich family vault.

1019
01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:51,360
- Is that what this is all about?
- Yes. Yes, the vault.

1020
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,960
- Where is it?
- There.

1021
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:57,360
- Where?
- out there!

1022
01:16:04,740 --> 01:16:06,200
Mount Richmore?

1023
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:10,070
Your vault is an entire mountain?

1024
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:13,270
- Well...
- You really are filthy rich, aren't you?

1025
01:16:15,110 --> 01:16:17,240
You take me to that vault right now.

1026
01:16:17,980 --> 01:16:19,280
Just to make sure...

1027
01:16:19,450 --> 01:16:22,820
...l'll have Mr. Ferguson watch
Master Richie until we get back.

1028
01:16:22,990 --> 01:16:24,580
No! Don't hurt Richie!

1029
01:16:26,230 --> 01:16:28,720
If you two cooperate, I promise...

1030
01:16:29,730 --> 01:16:32,250
...no one will get hurt.
- I'll be okay, Mom.

1031
01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:35,190
Shall we?

1032
01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:42,340
I will not be held responsible
if that weasel steals my inventions...

1033
01:16:42,510 --> 01:16:45,500
...if they fall into the wrong hands...
Robo-Bee!

1034
01:16:48,450 --> 01:16:50,580
My little pretty...

1035
01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,510
Let's go! Let's go!

1036
01:16:52,690 --> 01:16:54,020
Come on! Move!

1037
01:16:54,990 --> 01:16:56,620
After all this family's
done...

1038
01:16:56,790 --> 01:17:00,350
I guess I won't be winning
that Employee of the Month award.

1039
01:17:00,690 --> 01:17:02,490
- very funny.
- Keep moving.

1040
01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:04,290
- Move!
- All right, all right.

1041
01:17:05,570 --> 01:17:07,530
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

1042
01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:09,360
Hey, watch it!

1043
01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:16,000
All right. Everybody in.

1044
01:17:16,180 --> 01:17:19,140
- No. I'm not going in there.
- No way. I'm not going in.

1045
01:17:20,180 --> 01:17:23,150
- Everybody in!
- Sure. Whatever you say. You're the boss.

1046
01:17:23,550 --> 01:17:25,350
St. Peter on a Popsicle stick...

1047
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,780
...he's gonna scramble their molecules.

1048
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:31,450
Don't panic. Don't panic, Keenbean,
you'll think of something.

1049
01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:34,390
What?! What are you gonna think of?

1050
01:17:36,730 --> 01:17:38,390
We're going!

1051
01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:46,130
- Careful...
- Let's go! Let's go!

1052
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,560
All right, watch your heads.

1053
01:17:52,850 --> 01:17:55,640
- Jerk! Let me out!
- Let's see if this thing works!

1054
01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:02,820
- I'm stuck!
- It's the fat man!

1055
01:18:08,330 --> 01:18:11,230
- Keenbean?
- Keenbean! He's here.

1056
01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:17,090
Nice try, professor.

1057
01:18:17,270 --> 01:18:20,000
But you're gonna have to
do better than that!

1058
01:18:22,310 --> 01:18:23,540
Let's...

1059
01:18:23,710 --> 01:18:25,970
...play a little game...

1060
01:18:26,150 --> 01:18:28,200
...with your little friends!

1061
01:18:31,150 --> 01:18:32,620
Ignition!

1062
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:45,430
Thirty more seconds and you won't
recognize your little friends!

1063
01:18:50,070 --> 01:18:52,560
Don't worry, Richie!
I've got him covered!

1064
01:18:52,740 --> 01:18:54,040
Save us, professor.

1065
01:18:56,540 --> 01:18:58,770
- No!
- Somebody get us out!

1066
01:19:01,310 --> 01:19:03,040
I can't reach the machines!

1067
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:13,960
Fly, my beauty!

1068
01:19:14,130 --> 01:19:17,100
Fly like you've never flown before!

1069
01:19:33,950 --> 01:19:35,070
Eureka!

1070
01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:37,310
Careful, Richie! The Cementia!

1071
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,510
- Thank you, professor.
- Yes.

1072
01:19:39,690 --> 01:19:41,380
- Cadbury...
- Master Richie!

1073
01:19:42,020 --> 01:19:44,320
I've gotta get to Mom and Dad.

1074
01:19:46,130 --> 01:19:47,460
Wait!

1075
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:09,240
oh, yes.

1076
01:20:10,820 --> 01:20:12,310
Look at that.

1077
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:14,350
Finally.

1078
01:20:14,620 --> 01:20:16,610
All right, now. open it.

1079
01:20:16,790 --> 01:20:19,950
- Hello, vault.
- <i>Hiya, boss!</i>

1080
01:20:20,330 --> 01:20:22,730
<i>Please state the code for voice check</i>

1081
01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:24,450
open it now. open it!

1082
01:20:46,990 --> 01:20:49,850
- <i>Code accepted</i>
- Thank you, Beavis and Butthead.

1083
01:21:14,950 --> 01:21:16,740
This is incredible!

1084
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:18,710
This is amazing!

1085
01:21:19,390 --> 01:21:21,510
This is... This is...

1086
01:21:21,690 --> 01:21:22,920
This is junk!

1087
01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:25,050
Junk?

1088
01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:27,560
Bronze dog bones? What?

1089
01:21:28,260 --> 01:21:32,490
Accordions?
Baby pictures, tricycles, kites?

1090
01:21:35,530 --> 01:21:36,760
Bowling trophies?

1091
01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:39,400
- You remember that, darling?
- our first date.

1092
01:21:41,710 --> 01:21:43,270
What is all of this crap?

1093
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:45,470
These are our priceless possessions.

1094
01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:47,010
Where are the gold bars...

1095
01:21:47,180 --> 01:21:52,080
...the diamonds, negotiable bearer bonds,
the money? Where's the money?!

1096
01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:53,980
In banks, where else?

1097
01:21:54,150 --> 01:21:56,280
- And the stock market, real estate...
- No.

1098
01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:58,420
Is this a joke? This is not right.

1099
01:21:58,590 --> 01:22:02,930
Are you telling me there is not one
single solitary gold bar or emerald...

1100
01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:05,930
...or thousand-dollar bill
in this entire mountain?

1101
01:22:06,100 --> 01:22:09,070
I'm sorry, Laurence,
but that's not what we treasure.

1102
01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:11,460
Shoot them now, please.

1103
01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:17,410
What's the matter, Mr. van Dough?
Can't do it yourself?

1104
01:22:17,580 --> 01:22:19,770
- Richie, get out of here!
- It's okay, Mom.

1105
01:22:19,950 --> 01:22:21,970
I don't think he has the guts
to shoot.

1106
01:22:22,150 --> 01:22:23,550
Richie! No!

1107
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:27,810
Generally, you're right,
but on this occasion...

1108
01:22:27,990 --> 01:22:29,780
...I think I'll make an exception.

1109
01:22:32,490 --> 01:22:33,720
Cool.

1110
01:22:42,030 --> 01:22:43,660
You're a dead man!

1111
01:22:49,180 --> 01:22:50,570
Let's get out of here!

1112
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,240
- Lock him in, Dad!
- Good idea, son!

1113
01:22:54,410 --> 01:22:58,370
- Close vault.
- <i>Closing vault now Have a nice day</i>

1114
01:23:08,660 --> 01:23:09,920
This way!

1115
01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:30,340
Up the ramp, quick.

1116
01:23:31,050 --> 01:23:32,640
oh, my God.

1117
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:36,350
- It's all right, honey. Don't look down!
- oh, Jesus.

1118
01:23:58,010 --> 01:23:59,030
Don't look down!

1119
01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:00,610
I won't, darling.

1120
01:24:01,350 --> 01:24:02,780
Get down!

1121
01:24:04,150 --> 01:24:05,740
Down, down. Everybody down!

1122
01:24:05,950 --> 01:24:07,710
- He's trying to kill us!
- I know!

1123
01:24:20,270 --> 01:24:22,260
I got you now.

1124
01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:26,300
Stay down!

1125
01:24:27,910 --> 01:24:29,570
Quick! Up we go!

1126
01:24:29,740 --> 01:24:31,900
Not me, you imbecile! Them!

1127
01:24:33,310 --> 01:24:34,900
Beg your pardon.

1128
01:24:36,350 --> 01:24:37,780
That wasn't so difficult.

1129
01:24:39,290 --> 01:24:40,980
- Come on.
- Richard, I'm afraid!

1130
01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:43,550
But you're the bravest woman
I've ever known.

1131
01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:46,990
- Now up you go.
- Cut the crap and stop pushing!

1132
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:51,560
Shit!

1133
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:28,090
- All right, Richie, come on.
- Come on, Richie!

1134
01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:31,390
Good boy, son.
Good boy.

1135
01:25:31,570 --> 01:25:33,830
Now, don't look down.

1136
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:44,150
Hang on!

1137
01:25:47,390 --> 01:25:48,650
Richard!

1138
01:25:56,130 --> 01:25:57,860
- Richard!
- Mom!

1139
01:26:12,310 --> 01:26:14,970
I've got you! I've got you!
Grab Richie's hand!

1140
01:26:16,220 --> 01:26:17,610
- I got her!
- No!

1141
01:26:17,780 --> 01:26:20,120
- Don't let go of me.
- We won't let you go.

1142
01:26:21,150 --> 01:26:24,520
Now, I won't let you go, dear.

1143
01:26:27,590 --> 01:26:30,360
- I'll swing you into my mouth.
- In your mouth?

1144
01:26:30,530 --> 01:26:32,330
- Your mouth?
- It's large enough.

1145
01:26:34,370 --> 01:26:35,660
- Ready?
- okay.

1146
01:26:35,830 --> 01:26:36,990
one.

1147
01:26:37,170 --> 01:26:38,900
- I can't hold her! Hurry!
- Two.

1148
01:26:39,070 --> 01:26:40,700
- She's slipping!
- once more.

1149
01:26:40,870 --> 01:26:42,100
Three!

1150
01:26:45,950 --> 01:26:47,880
- You okay?
- I made it!

1151
01:26:48,050 --> 01:26:49,710
All right. You're next.

1152
01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:56,520
Give me that!

1153
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,220
<i>Danger Overload</i>

1154
01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:09,030
<i>Danger Overload</i>

1155
01:27:16,610 --> 01:27:19,170
oh, my God, my nose!

1156
01:27:19,780 --> 01:27:21,770
I look like Michael Jackson!

1157
01:27:21,950 --> 01:27:23,110
Mom!

1158
01:27:24,820 --> 01:27:26,610
Richie, grab my hand.

1159
01:27:32,790 --> 01:27:34,260
<i>Danger Overload</i>

1160
01:27:42,130 --> 01:27:43,760
<i>Danger Overload</i>

1161
01:27:43,940 --> 01:27:45,800
Forgive me, madam.

1162
01:27:56,550 --> 01:27:57,950
Where are they?

1163
01:27:58,420 --> 01:27:59,880
Thank God!

1164
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:03,220
Not so fast.

1165
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:18,930
Please. Please. Help me!

1166
01:28:20,010 --> 01:28:22,370
oh, my God! Help! Please help! Help!

1167
01:28:22,540 --> 01:28:25,670
Dad, I know how you feel
about firing people, but...

1168
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:28,310
In this case, I think
we can make an exception.

1169
01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:30,810
Mr. van Dough, you're fired!

1170
01:28:30,980 --> 01:28:32,280
Fine, I'm fired...

1171
01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:39,690
Well done, Master Richie!

1172
01:28:39,860 --> 01:28:41,330
Well done!

1173
01:28:41,490 --> 01:28:43,290
Cadbury...

1174
01:28:43,460 --> 01:28:45,230
...everything all right?

1175
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,590
Yes, madam...

1176
01:28:49,170 --> 01:28:51,360
...in a manner of speaking.

1177
01:28:59,140 --> 01:29:01,640
- Go get them, Richie!
- Come on, Richie!

1178
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:03,910
- Come on, you can do it!
- Richie!

1179
01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:05,680
Come on, Richie!

1180
01:29:06,490 --> 01:29:08,920
Come on, kill that ball!

1181
01:29:09,090 --> 01:29:13,050
- Right down the middle!
- Come on! This guy can't hit!

1182
01:29:13,260 --> 01:29:14,890
Knock it out the park!

1183
01:29:26,610 --> 01:29:28,330
Well done! That's the ticket!

1184
01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:34,470
Good hit.

1185
01:29:34,650 --> 01:29:36,170
Shut up!

1186
01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:38,710
Aren't you gonna throw it back?

1187
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:47,660
Hey, screw. Fetch.

1188
01:29:54,770 --> 01:29:56,860
Not bad, coach.

1189
01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,940
You're not so bad yourself, madam.

1190
01:29:59,140 --> 01:30:01,040
Don't call me that.

1191
01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:03,440
Richie, you're all right.

1192
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Likewise.

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I must say, Regina...

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...now our son really
is the richest boy in the world.

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He has friends.

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