1 00:00:00,417 --> 00:00:12,512 ...by UFUKAMCA... 2 00:02:31,692 --> 00:02:35,237 The curator agreed to remove the paintings from the exhibition 3 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:39,199 and sent a letter to the artist inviting him to submit alternatives. 4 00:02:39,283 --> 00:02:42,119 Unfortunately, the offer was refused point-blank. 5 00:02:42,202 --> 00:02:46,915 - He's threatened to go to the press. - Mr Norman Lindsay, I take it? 6 00:02:46,999 --> 00:02:50,252 - You've heard of him. - Well, I like to keep abreast. 7 00:02:50,335 --> 00:02:56,383 The last thing we want is a scandal. Anyway, here they are. 8 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:59,678 Yes. 9 00:03:04,099 --> 00:03:08,645 A case could be made for the first three. They're merely vulgar. 10 00:03:08,729 --> 00:03:12,149 But this one is certainly blasphemous. 11 00:03:12,232 --> 00:03:17,112 - And you want me to talk him round? - It's on the way to your new parish. 12 00:03:17,195 --> 00:03:21,116 I think an outsider has more of a chance of getting through to him 13 00:03:21,199 --> 00:03:22,659 than any of us locals. 14 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:25,746 I gather you were something of a progressive at Oxford. 15 00:03:25,829 --> 00:03:29,750 Don't believe everything you hear but yes, element of truth in that. 16 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:33,962 He's happy to put you and your wife up for the night. 17 00:03:34,045 --> 00:03:37,382 I think he rather relishes the idea of a good argument. 18 00:03:37,507 --> 00:03:40,468 Well, if his reputation is anything to go by, 19 00:03:40,552 --> 00:03:45,223 he'd love to shock the socks off any churchman that goes near him. 20 00:03:45,307 --> 00:03:48,935 May I introduce you to my wife? I don't think you've met. 21 00:03:52,022 --> 00:03:55,191 Estella, the Bishop of Sydney. My wife, Estella. 22 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:57,360 - Welcome to Australia. - Thank you. 23 00:04:48,578 --> 00:04:50,955 - Morning. - Tickets, please. 24 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,712 - Do you know if a taxi's waiting? - Yeah. There's not. 25 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:03,467 I, um, understand one was booked to go to Mr Lindsay's place. 26 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:06,429 Doing a bit of modelling, are yous? 27 00:05:06,512 --> 00:05:08,431 No, I certainly am not. 28 00:05:09,807 --> 00:05:14,812 Taxi's been a bit late lately. You'd be better off down at the pub. 29 00:05:15,187 --> 00:05:18,065 May we leave our baggage here? 30 00:05:18,149 --> 00:05:20,985 I'm about to knock off. It'll be pilfered. 31 00:05:21,068 --> 00:05:25,322 Would you mind giving us a hand with it, then? 32 00:05:25,448 --> 00:05:28,826 - Oh, I'm awfully sorry. - I'll forgive you. 33 00:05:28,909 --> 00:05:31,412 - Millions wouldn't. - Oh, dear. 34 00:05:32,371 --> 00:05:34,623 Try the pub. It's just down the hill. 35 00:06:04,736 --> 00:06:08,782 - Morning. - Get fucked. Get fucked. 36 00:06:12,911 --> 00:06:14,663 Ah, fuck. 37 00:06:17,332 --> 00:06:19,293 Aw, fuck. 38 00:06:24,673 --> 00:06:26,299 Watch the language, everyone. 39 00:06:26,383 --> 00:06:30,721 Gents only in the bar. Ladies' lounge is through the door. 40 00:06:30,804 --> 00:06:35,142 Yes, we don't want a drink. We just want a taxi, if there is one. 41 00:06:35,225 --> 00:06:38,228 - Reg is at a funeral. - I see. 42 00:06:38,311 --> 00:06:41,565 - You could be in for a long wait. - Oh, yes? 43 00:06:41,648 --> 00:06:43,692 It's his funeral. 44 00:06:46,486 --> 00:06:49,322 Well... Thanks. 45 00:06:49,406 --> 00:06:51,616 Hey! I got my eye on you! 46 00:06:52,701 --> 00:06:55,996 - Where yous goin'? - Out to Mr Lindsay's place. 47 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:04,379 We're goin' out that way. We can give you a lift. 48 00:07:04,462 --> 00:07:08,550 - Thank you. Thank you very much. - After we finish our beers. 49 00:07:40,498 --> 00:07:42,125 Anthony? 50 00:07:49,882 --> 00:07:51,801 They can't wait forever. 51 00:08:07,692 --> 00:08:09,735 Fine. Come on, then. 52 00:08:52,319 --> 00:08:54,863 Thank you. 53 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:03,831 Thanks for the lift. 54 00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:05,833 I don't mean to be rude but... 55 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:08,585 you got a bit of food on the side of your mouth. 56 00:09:09,711 --> 00:09:12,005 Thanks. 57 00:09:14,925 --> 00:09:16,260 See ya later. 58 00:09:22,307 --> 00:09:25,018 Sorry about that, Piglet. You all right? 59 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:29,815 They swear an awful lot. They tend to, types like that. 60 00:09:29,898 --> 00:09:32,734 - They didn't really say anything. - Good. 61 00:09:32,818 --> 00:09:37,114 - Now, where is everyone? - Maybe Mr Lindsay changed his mind. 62 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:51,044 Pooh, look, there's something here. 63 00:09:52,462 --> 00:09:55,966 Dear visitors, sorry we missed you. Gone out for a picnic. 64 00:09:56,049 --> 00:09:58,093 Make yourselves at home. 65 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,181 Well, I suppose we'd better not go in. 66 00:10:05,141 --> 00:10:07,143 Let's sit over by the pond. 67 00:10:39,509 --> 00:10:41,594 - Mrs Campion? - Hello. 68 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,019 What? Ah! Sorry. 69 00:10:51,479 --> 00:10:53,022 I was fast asleep there. 70 00:10:53,106 --> 00:10:58,319 You must be Mr Lindsay. Lindsay Campion, my wife Norman. 71 00:10:58,402 --> 00:11:01,739 - Estella. - Just out from England? 72 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:04,617 That's it. We arrived just a couple of weeks ago. 73 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,036 So they weren't game to send a local? 74 00:11:07,119 --> 00:11:09,497 Well, you... you're exactly on our way. 75 00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:14,293 Oh, well. I'm glad you got here in one piece. 76 00:11:14,377 --> 00:11:17,004 Excuse me, I gotta get back to work. 77 00:11:17,088 --> 00:11:21,217 Giddy and Sheela'll show you a room. You'd probably like to freshen up. 78 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,261 - We'd love to, thank you. - Thank you very much. 79 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:29,392 - You take that for me... - This way, ladies and gents. 80 00:11:29,475 --> 00:11:30,935 Maggie! 81 00:11:42,112 --> 00:11:44,865 Thank you. Lovely. 82 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,160 You'll have trouble sleeping. 83 00:11:48,244 --> 00:11:51,330 She sleeps next door and she snores terribly. 84 00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:56,502 - I do not. - She sounds like two possums mating. 85 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:59,672 That's so horrible and it's not true. 86 00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:03,300 Whereabouts is the, uh... 87 00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:05,886 Take him out to the thunder box. 88 00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:08,931 Just a tick. 89 00:12:12,059 --> 00:12:14,770 I've never snored in my life. 90 00:12:14,853 --> 00:12:19,024 I think snoring can be quite charming, actually. 91 00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:21,610 This way. 92 00:12:21,693 --> 00:12:25,948 Why do they call it a thunder box? Cos it's out in the wind and rain? 93 00:12:26,031 --> 00:12:29,785 I suppose. But you always need to keep your shoes on. 94 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:35,123 - Are there stinging nettles? - Yes, and scorpions and centipedes. 95 00:12:35,207 --> 00:12:36,541 Hell. 96 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,503 - Can you swim? - Not very well. 97 00:12:41,046 --> 00:12:45,175 I'll wake you up. There's a swimming hole we go to every day. 98 00:12:45,258 --> 00:12:48,720 - I'm Sheela. - Estella. 99 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,060 Does he always take the Bible with him to the dunny? 100 00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:59,147 It wasn't the Bible. He just doesn't like wasting time, that's all. 101 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:06,529 Well, from the size of it, he could be there all night. 102 00:13:08,823 --> 00:13:12,077 I should've warned him about the redbacks. 103 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,372 - What are they? - Small spiders with big teeth. 104 00:13:15,455 --> 00:13:19,501 - They live under toilet seats. - How do you know if they're there? 105 00:13:19,584 --> 00:13:21,628 By the screams. 106 00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:56,287 Ah, there you are. 107 00:13:57,163 --> 00:13:59,332 Mr Lindsay's wonderful, isn't he? 108 00:13:59,415 --> 00:14:01,834 He said we're gonna do The Sirens next. 109 00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:04,003 - Do you know about them? - Certainly. 110 00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:07,757 They lived on the island of Atlantis and sang songs from the cliffs 111 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,886 and sailors from passing ships were driven mad by these gorgeous voices. 112 00:14:11,969 --> 00:14:14,972 And the ships would be dashed against the rocks 113 00:14:15,056 --> 00:14:18,017 and the sailors dragged down to a blissful death 114 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:22,355 with the voices of the sirens ringing in their ears. 115 00:14:22,438 --> 00:14:25,650 I think myths are a bit stupid, really. 116 00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,653 I'll be wearing this. 117 00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:32,448 You know, you could pose, too, if you like. 118 00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:36,118 He always needs more models. Go on, try it. Please. 119 00:14:36,202 --> 00:14:38,579 There's some male ones too. 120 00:14:38,662 --> 00:14:40,623 I don't think that's quite for us. 121 00:14:40,706 --> 00:14:44,460 Well, you could always wear a dagger, strategically placed. 122 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:53,219 Or a sword. Whichever you need. And dinner's ready. 123 00:14:53,302 --> 00:14:55,512 Oh, that's right. 124 00:14:55,596 --> 00:14:57,681 I was sent to fetch you. 125 00:14:59,475 --> 00:15:04,021 I don't...like people thinking I'm like the other models. 126 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,816 I'm working here as a maid. Mr Lindsay asked me to pose 127 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:11,487 and I said I would if I could keep my clothes on. 128 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:15,741 Because I really think it's important to keep one's mystique, 129 00:15:15,824 --> 00:15:18,243 don't you, Mr Campion? 130 00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:21,497 Is it Mr Campion or Father Anthony? 131 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:23,248 It's, uh, it's Tony. 132 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:29,129 Do you think it's a sin...Tony? 133 00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:32,382 I don't think there's anything sinful about the body. 134 00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:36,094 There's a tradition of religious painting featuring the nude. 135 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:41,141 It's a question of...how the artist uses the body that's important. 136 00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:45,437 So, do you think Mr Lindsay's paintings are rude? 137 00:15:49,941 --> 00:15:51,985 Some I think are profane. 138 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,698 Oh, that's good. I'm starving. 139 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:59,409 I only eat once a day cos my mother's very fat 140 00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:01,119 and it runs in my family. 141 00:16:01,203 --> 00:16:04,539 You should see my grandpa. He looks like the Michelin Man. 142 00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:08,001 You know, the one with all those tyres around him? 143 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:11,338 He eats like a horse! He puts tomato sauce on everything. 144 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:17,218 It was a very enlightened society. The artists made all the decisions. 145 00:16:17,302 --> 00:16:19,763 That's why there's no record of warfare 146 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,307 between the Atlanteans and anyone else. 147 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:25,143 The main question is, where was it? 148 00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:28,021 The Mediterranean is the most likely spot. 149 00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:30,607 They're always digging up pottery 150 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,526 that doesn't belong to any known civilization. 151 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,488 How could a complete people just disappear? 152 00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:40,617 Well, a cataclysm. They were all wiped out in a cataclysm. 153 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,869 Whole island sank in an earthquake. 154 00:16:42,952 --> 00:16:45,830 So you're a genuine believer in Atlantis? 155 00:16:45,914 --> 00:16:49,459 Well, I lived there in a former incarnation. 156 00:16:51,461 --> 00:16:55,256 I ask because the cataclysm can be seen as an image of moral collapse 157 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:59,260 and some think we're going through a similar period of decay. 158 00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:01,637 Do you explore that in your painting? 159 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:06,851 I think people have always been decaying, whenever they can. 160 00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:10,688 He's just a very depraved man, I'm afraid, Mr Campion. 161 00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:12,440 No one's safe. 162 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,321 I'm bloody bored! 163 00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:23,159 Have you seen those fairies lately? 164 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:26,454 A couple of them were out last Friday. 165 00:17:26,537 --> 00:17:28,706 - They were not! - They were too. 166 00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:31,500 They always come out on Fridays round midnight. 167 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,377 They do not. Do they, Mummy? 168 00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:36,005 Yes, you don't see them cos you're asleep. 169 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,883 Tonight's Friday, as a matter of fact. 170 00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:42,303 But then you'd be too bloody bored to see them. 171 00:17:42,386 --> 00:17:46,140 No, I'm not, Mummy. I promise I won't be bored. 172 00:17:46,223 --> 00:17:49,810 - Even bloody bored? - Promise! 173 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:53,481 Well, if you're gonna be up at midnight, get to bed now. 174 00:17:57,318 --> 00:18:00,738 - Say good night to everybody. - Good night, everybody. 175 00:18:00,821 --> 00:18:06,243 - Do they really come, Mummy? - Fairies only live in books. 176 00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:09,288 The Industrial Revolution killed the fairies. 177 00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,874 They were left with nowhere to live. 178 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:16,336 - Except our imaginations. - lmaginations are a luxury. 179 00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:20,841 - Beg your pardon? - Most people can't afford them. 180 00:18:20,924 --> 00:18:24,344 I don't think imagination is dependent on economics, is it? 181 00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:28,474 In a factory you're doing exactly the same thing day after day. 182 00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:32,895 An active imagination is what allows people to do that kind of work. 183 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,731 Oh, well, you'd know, of course! 184 00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:40,569 I just think that's what you'd have to do. 185 00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:43,488 You'd have to be imagining other things. 186 00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:46,742 Please don't tell us what the working class think, 187 00:18:46,783 --> 00:18:48,952 thanks very much. 188 00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:07,053 I think what the Bishop's really hoping for 189 00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:09,973 is that we can come to a compromise, 190 00:19:10,056 --> 00:19:12,767 find some other examples of your work. 191 00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:15,270 The great thing is no... Your chair. 192 00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:20,066 - No one wants to see you excluded. - Now, that is a comfort. 193 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:23,987 I hadn't realised the Church's interest in contemporary painting. 194 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:27,407 It's just The Crucified Venus we're uncomfortable with. 195 00:19:29,909 --> 00:19:32,495 - Pooh? - It's me. 196 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,913 Come in. 197 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,879 Poor old Piglet. Pru gave you a bit of a working over. 198 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:45,675 I'll survive. Did you get anywhere with Mr Lindsay? 199 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,137 He insists it's up to the public to decide for themselves 200 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:50,847 if they want to see his pictures. 201 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:53,808 Of course, they have to see them first to decide, 202 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:56,477 by which time the damage has been done, 203 00:19:56,561 --> 00:20:00,315 but that is a bit of logic which is lost upon him. Never mind. 204 00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:04,402 I'll have another shot in the morning before we go. 205 00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:07,989 Do you think the pictures actually damage people? 206 00:20:08,865 --> 00:20:12,493 I think that the sexual ones are just rather childish 207 00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:15,496 but I do think negative images build up 208 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,498 and don't any good in the long run 209 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:22,461 and I think The Crucified Venus is offensive and downright arrogant. 210 00:20:22,545 --> 00:20:24,547 - I'm coming, I'm coming! 211 00:20:25,423 --> 00:20:28,259 - Hurry up, stupid! - I'm running as fast as I can, 212 00:20:28,342 --> 00:20:30,595 you disgusting thing! 213 00:20:30,678 --> 00:20:34,390 My guess is they're tooth fairies. 214 00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:37,143 - Shall we? - Come on, then. 215 00:23:26,769 --> 00:23:29,355 - Swimming? - What's the time? 216 00:23:29,438 --> 00:23:32,817 The train doesn't leave until 12. 217 00:23:32,942 --> 00:23:34,360 All right. 218 00:23:41,450 --> 00:23:43,494 Anthony. 219 00:23:43,577 --> 00:23:46,706 What'd you do to him? He's exhausted. 220 00:23:46,789 --> 00:23:50,042 - Anthony! - Don't wake him up. 221 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:52,503 Well, he might be dreaming. 222 00:23:52,586 --> 00:23:56,006 It's dangerous to wake somebody up if they're dreaming 223 00:23:56,090 --> 00:23:59,093 because you leave part of your brain behind. 224 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:01,929 If it happens a lot, you go feeble in the head. 225 00:24:02,012 --> 00:24:05,558 Yeah. You're living proof. 226 00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:11,480 All right, I'll join you in a minute. 227 00:24:36,088 --> 00:24:38,549 - Are you rich? - Not very. 228 00:24:40,342 --> 00:24:44,179 - What does your father do for crust? - Why do you ask? 229 00:24:44,263 --> 00:24:48,475 Well, Pru thinks you're bourgeois, that's all. 230 00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:50,769 Mine was taken by a shark. 231 00:24:50,852 --> 00:24:52,896 God, how awful! 232 00:24:54,314 --> 00:24:56,191 There wasn't much left of him. 233 00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:59,903 So I was brought up mainly by my mum. She runs a sweet shop. 234 00:24:59,987 --> 00:25:04,324 But I'm quite ambitious all the same. I was determined to keep my figure, 235 00:25:04,408 --> 00:25:08,370 which was hard with chocolate wombats and toffee apples everywhere. 236 00:25:08,453 --> 00:25:12,582 - But as you can see, I succeeded. - Because you wanted to be a model? 237 00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:15,085 Oh, no. Modelling is just to get known. 238 00:25:15,168 --> 00:25:17,170 I'm going to be a famous actress. 239 00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:20,215 People will know me through Mr Lindsay's paintings, 240 00:25:20,298 --> 00:25:22,592 then I'll move on to stage and screen. 241 00:25:34,229 --> 00:25:36,314 They're just doing it to show off. 242 00:25:36,398 --> 00:25:39,651 They're very common. They can't help it. 243 00:25:39,734 --> 00:25:43,071 Sheela's got ten brothers and sisters. 244 00:25:43,196 --> 00:25:47,700 She wants to be an artist like Norman but poor girl, she's hopeless. 245 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:52,831 - And Pru wants to be an aviator. - Aviatrix. 246 00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:57,252 I'm gonna splash you. 247 00:26:04,467 --> 00:26:09,389 - Be careful of the water snakes. - There aren't any water snakes. 248 00:26:23,152 --> 00:26:24,987 Quick, someone's coming! 249 00:26:27,031 --> 00:26:31,744 - Hide! - It's all right, he can hardly see. 250 00:26:32,870 --> 00:26:35,498 - Devlin! - Come and have a swim. 251 00:26:35,581 --> 00:26:40,628 Don't get him to come in. He might...brush against you. 252 00:26:54,767 --> 00:26:56,018 Come in. 253 00:27:06,237 --> 00:27:09,698 You shouldn't have anything to do with him. He's a criminal. 254 00:27:09,782 --> 00:27:13,118 - You dream about him, don't you? - I do not! 255 00:27:13,202 --> 00:27:16,747 You lie on the ground while he licks your belly button. 256 00:27:16,872 --> 00:27:21,043 You're so disgusting, flaunting yourselves. You're so cheap! 257 00:27:21,126 --> 00:27:24,088 He wouldn't know if we were dressed or not. 258 00:27:24,171 --> 00:27:26,924 Do you have to carry on in front of Estella? 259 00:27:27,049 --> 00:27:31,136 - What's wrong with her? - She'll think we're...barbarians. 260 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:33,138 We are! 261 00:27:33,263 --> 00:27:36,225 Don't. Don't. Don't. 262 00:27:50,405 --> 00:27:52,199 - Morning. - Morning. 263 00:27:54,993 --> 00:27:56,870 The papers got hold of it. 264 00:27:56,954 --> 00:28:01,625 "When the exhibition arrives in London, the English will be convinced 265 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:06,463 "Australia is peopled by degenerates afflicted with sex mania." 266 00:28:06,546 --> 00:28:08,674 Must be why they deported us. 267 00:28:08,757 --> 00:28:13,595 The other news is that it seems we'll be here for another day or so. 268 00:28:13,678 --> 00:28:17,557 The train was derailed and a section of track has to be repaired. 269 00:28:17,641 --> 00:28:21,311 Rose is very kindly giving us a ride into town this afternoon 270 00:28:21,394 --> 00:28:23,688 to see how long it's going to be. 271 00:28:25,398 --> 00:28:28,652 These flies are remarkably persistent. 272 00:28:28,735 --> 00:28:31,905 I just...ate one, I think. Came in on me honey. 273 00:28:31,988 --> 00:28:33,865 Made me feel funny... 274 00:28:33,949 --> 00:28:36,243 in me tummy. 275 00:28:47,045 --> 00:28:50,840 - May I speak? - Briefly. 276 00:28:50,924 --> 00:28:54,803 I just wondered if you'd be interested in today's editorial? 277 00:28:54,886 --> 00:28:57,555 I try to ignore the press as much as I can. 278 00:28:57,639 --> 00:29:00,391 Isn't it hard to sustain your vision 279 00:29:00,475 --> 00:29:03,811 when it flies so completely in the face of public opinion? 280 00:29:05,438 --> 00:29:08,733 So the arrows of your detractors bounce off, do they? 281 00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:11,277 Vanity is a formidable armour. 282 00:29:15,406 --> 00:29:17,200 Oh, here we go. 283 00:29:17,283 --> 00:29:22,205 "The excesses of Lindsay have long been a source of consternation 284 00:29:22,288 --> 00:29:25,416 "to clean-living citizens of this country. 285 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:29,504 "He paints people who seem to be slaves of cocaine or similar, 286 00:29:29,587 --> 00:29:33,382 "which has reduced them to frenzied and shameless morbidity. 287 00:29:34,342 --> 00:29:38,846 "Today, however, not content with scorning standards of public decency, 288 00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:44,644 "he profanes the most sacred image of Christianity, the Crucifixion." 289 00:29:44,727 --> 00:29:48,356 As if I give a damn about these Wesleyans, these wowsers. 290 00:29:48,439 --> 00:29:52,443 Well, it's quite a lot of people who hold the Crucifixion sacred. 291 00:29:52,526 --> 00:29:55,946 - Anyway, you're busy. - Mr Campion, I am an artist 292 00:29:56,030 --> 00:30:00,242 and I refuse to be compromised by the scruples of the public! 293 00:30:00,326 --> 00:30:03,871 - Scruples or beliefs? - And this Crucifixion business. 294 00:30:03,913 --> 00:30:05,956 When I was a boy, 295 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,752 my mother used to try to instruct us on the sad story of Jesus, 296 00:30:09,835 --> 00:30:12,046 how He died on the cross for us. 297 00:30:12,129 --> 00:30:15,382 My whole being rose in revolt against the idea! 298 00:30:15,466 --> 00:30:19,053 It's a vile notion that a god should sacrifice himself 299 00:30:19,136 --> 00:30:22,640 for the sins of mankind, it's a pestilent notion. 300 00:30:22,723 --> 00:30:25,893 - Well, I couldn't agree with that. - Hang on. 301 00:30:25,976 --> 00:30:29,688 As for the suffering my poor pictures will cause a few people, 302 00:30:29,772 --> 00:30:34,026 it's nothing compared to the suffering the Church has caused. 303 00:30:34,109 --> 00:30:37,363 The burning of witches, the Spanish lnquisition, 304 00:30:37,488 --> 00:30:40,240 the slaughter of pagan tribes and so on. 305 00:30:40,324 --> 00:30:42,451 Anyway, there we are. 306 00:30:42,576 --> 00:30:44,119 Must get back to work. 307 00:30:47,247 --> 00:30:49,416 I don't think the Church can be blamed 308 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:53,837 for everything done in-in-in-in its name but we'll take this up later. 309 00:31:00,177 --> 00:31:02,179 Well, now, here's a thing. 310 00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:06,308 You see the article in here about Atlantis? There's a new theory. 311 00:31:07,225 --> 00:31:09,144 Off Norway, they reckon. 312 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,106 When it sank, it must've caused a tidal wave, 313 00:31:13,190 --> 00:31:15,984 so they're looking at old Nordic texts 314 00:31:16,068 --> 00:31:19,112 to see if there's any evidence of flooding. 315 00:31:20,906 --> 00:31:24,284 You're disgusting, Sheela. You should be in a sty. 316 00:31:29,206 --> 00:31:35,670 - Watch this. Watch Giddy's skin. - Don't you dare. Don't, Sheela. 317 00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:38,423 One day, we're gonna tickle you... 318 00:31:39,758 --> 00:31:42,636 and we're gonna keep tickling you all over. 319 00:31:42,677 --> 00:31:44,638 Stop it. 320 00:31:44,721 --> 00:31:47,724 Look at her arms and legs. Look at the goose pimples. 321 00:31:47,766 --> 00:31:49,392 Sheela. Will you be quiet? 322 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:53,146 - Do you know who else will do it? - Shut up. 323 00:31:53,229 --> 00:31:56,900 - He'll be tickling you too. - He will not. 324 00:31:56,983 --> 00:32:00,028 He'll tickle you...there. 325 00:32:01,988 --> 00:32:05,158 She'd burst. Her insides would go everywhere. 326 00:32:05,241 --> 00:32:06,951 Sea slugs do that. 327 00:32:07,076 --> 00:32:10,038 When they get attacked, they spit their insides out. 328 00:32:10,079 --> 00:32:12,457 You can eat them and go all night. 329 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:15,043 There are islands where the women gang up 330 00:32:15,126 --> 00:32:17,253 and ambush their favourite men 331 00:32:17,295 --> 00:32:20,256 and feed them the longest sea slugs they can find. 332 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,842 And the men get so incredibly hard, 333 00:32:22,925 --> 00:32:27,347 you can hang heavy clothes and jewels from their erections. 334 00:32:27,388 --> 00:32:30,892 - But doesn't it hurt? - Excruciatingly. 335 00:32:30,975 --> 00:32:33,186 Giddy's guts would be good for that. 336 00:32:33,269 --> 00:32:34,812 They would not! 337 00:32:34,896 --> 00:32:39,609 My giblets are pure and innocent, like my mind. 338 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:57,376 Let's hope it's good news and then we can get out of your hair. 339 00:32:57,460 --> 00:33:01,672 - A couple heads more doesn't matter. - That's very kind of you. 340 00:33:06,802 --> 00:33:10,222 I suppose there's no point in trying to prevail on you 341 00:33:10,264 --> 00:33:14,393 to help persuade Norman just to withdraw that particular picture? 342 00:33:14,477 --> 00:33:16,395 - Mr Campion... - Tony. 343 00:33:16,479 --> 00:33:18,397 Have you actually seen it? 344 00:33:18,481 --> 00:33:20,691 Yes, very briefly in the gallery. 345 00:33:21,859 --> 00:33:25,112 I was the model for it, you see... 346 00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:41,086 One, two, three, charge! 347 00:33:46,133 --> 00:33:48,302 Stop it. 348 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,847 Stop it at once! 349 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:05,194 What do you think you're doing? Go on, get off! Get off. 350 00:34:07,863 --> 00:34:10,616 Go on, shoo, all of you. All of you, go away. 351 00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:14,202 What on earth was all that about? 352 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:17,164 They're just acting out what their parents say - 353 00:34:17,247 --> 00:34:20,417 Norman's the devil incarnate and we're all witches. 354 00:34:22,002 --> 00:34:23,795 Go on, now, shoo. 355 00:34:23,879 --> 00:34:27,257 - You eat sheep poo! - You disgusting things! 356 00:35:07,881 --> 00:35:10,467 - How do I look? - Very nice. 357 00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:15,096 Can I wear it tonight? Pru and I are going out with some blokes. 358 00:35:18,433 --> 00:35:20,435 I suppose so. 359 00:35:22,812 --> 00:35:27,025 Do you often try on other people's clothes without asking? 360 00:35:27,108 --> 00:35:30,403 All the clothes I've ever worn are other people's. 361 00:35:34,073 --> 00:35:37,744 - Is this the ship you came out on? - Yes. 362 00:35:38,911 --> 00:35:40,663 My dad was a sailor. 363 00:35:42,290 --> 00:35:44,333 What does he do now? 364 00:35:48,129 --> 00:35:49,672 He's dead. 365 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:54,760 I'm sorry. 366 00:35:54,844 --> 00:35:56,637 A shark took him. 367 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:59,724 They found an arm with his watch. 368 00:35:59,807 --> 00:36:02,393 That's what they buried - the arm. 369 00:36:02,476 --> 00:36:06,063 Still used a normal-sized coffin though, just for appearances. 370 00:36:07,106 --> 00:36:10,234 I hadn't realised sharks were so... 371 00:36:10,318 --> 00:36:12,236 Successful? 372 00:36:19,994 --> 00:36:22,037 Do you like your husband? 373 00:36:22,121 --> 00:36:26,292 Do people usually marry people they don't like? 374 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,961 Quite often, I'd say. 375 00:36:29,044 --> 00:36:33,591 Now, Devlin, I want you to pose as Ulysses. 376 00:36:33,674 --> 00:36:36,343 Is he the chap you're going out with? 377 00:36:36,427 --> 00:36:39,763 God, no. He just does odd jobs around the place. 378 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:44,768 - But he can't see. - He can't see much. 379 00:36:44,852 --> 00:36:46,729 Norman says it's all a blur. 380 00:36:46,812 --> 00:36:49,606 There was a big prizefight out in the bush. 381 00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:52,818 It went on for hours. Blood everywhere. 382 00:36:52,901 --> 00:36:56,989 In the end, they had to stop cos Devlin was blind. 383 00:36:57,072 --> 00:36:59,867 After a few days, he could see a bit, 384 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:03,328 but he can't hardly recognise anyone until they speak... 385 00:37:05,831 --> 00:37:09,167 ..but Giddy thinks he's the best thing since Valentino. 386 00:37:10,419 --> 00:37:13,422 Merely routine for you, old boy, I would've thought. 387 00:37:13,505 --> 00:37:16,508 See ya tomorrow night, all right? 388 00:37:22,931 --> 00:37:26,977 For too long, you've kept sensuality in the gloom. 389 00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:29,813 You've made it furtive and guilty! 390 00:37:29,896 --> 00:37:34,609 The Church has never denied that sex has a supremely important role. 391 00:37:34,693 --> 00:37:39,364 "Vaginal pessaries require a manipulation of her genital organs 392 00:37:39,448 --> 00:37:42,409 "which must be repugnant to every woman." 393 00:37:42,492 --> 00:37:45,954 See, that's the problem. God makes us feel so guilty... 394 00:37:46,037 --> 00:37:49,165 When Dolly Rogers allowed me to play with her parts, 395 00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:51,376 I thought I'd be struck by lightning. 396 00:37:51,459 --> 00:37:53,920 - One point. - What's your point? 397 00:37:54,004 --> 00:37:56,172 Mr Campion is trying to say 398 00:37:56,256 --> 00:37:59,259 if we give way to our whims, we're no better than pigs. 399 00:37:59,342 --> 00:38:02,053 - Pigs? - That's not my point! 400 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:09,060 If God didn't want us to play with these parts, why make them fun? 401 00:38:09,144 --> 00:38:13,440 So many people can't feed their kids and the Church says, "Have more." 402 00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:15,400 Here come your lovers. 403 00:38:15,483 --> 00:38:19,362 Look, Jesus never said anything about chastity, anyway. 404 00:38:19,445 --> 00:38:22,365 That started with some old men on an island 405 00:38:22,448 --> 00:38:25,493 that suddenly decided the body was bad for the soul. 406 00:38:25,577 --> 00:38:28,871 - Atlantis, was it? - It's a pity for women it wasn't. 407 00:38:28,997 --> 00:38:32,250 The fact is, the gloomy God of the Old Testament 408 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:35,169 still has us by the scruff of the neck today. 409 00:38:35,253 --> 00:38:39,132 When He was invented, there were a lot of pagan religions 410 00:38:39,215 --> 00:38:42,885 that celebrated sexuality and fertility and so on. 411 00:38:42,969 --> 00:38:46,806 So how is this new religion to compete with something so popular? 412 00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:51,644 By saying that sex was evil and that women, the embodiment of sexuality, 413 00:38:51,727 --> 00:38:55,982 were responsible for the downfall of mankind in the Garden of Eden! 414 00:38:56,065 --> 00:39:01,070 - So we're second-class citizens. - Mrs Pankhurst would be proud. 415 00:39:01,153 --> 00:39:04,699 - Why can't we be vicars or priests? - Or popes? 416 00:39:04,782 --> 00:39:09,370 Because we're too deafened by the din of our bodies to hear God's Word. 417 00:39:09,453 --> 00:39:13,040 - Here, here. - May I answer that question? 418 00:39:13,124 --> 00:39:15,376 - May I speak? - Come in, boys. 419 00:39:15,459 --> 00:39:18,379 - Evenin', all. G'day. - Evening. 420 00:39:25,970 --> 00:39:28,055 You're late. 421 00:39:28,931 --> 00:39:32,601 We had to fix up... a couple of flyblown sheep. 422 00:39:32,685 --> 00:39:34,103 Did you wash your hands? 423 00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:37,356 Twice. 424 00:39:39,233 --> 00:39:42,611 - Eww, it's horrible. - It's only oil, honey. 425 00:39:42,695 --> 00:39:46,198 It's sheep poo. You got sheep poo in your fingernails. 426 00:39:48,284 --> 00:39:51,078 It's OK. We'll be wearing gloves. 427 00:39:51,829 --> 00:39:55,958 Well...better get going, I suppose. 428 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,376 See yous later. 429 00:39:58,669 --> 00:40:01,422 - Good night. - See ya. 430 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:10,430 Try one of these. 431 00:40:10,514 --> 00:40:12,099 They're Turkish. 432 00:40:20,899 --> 00:40:23,735 Don't worry, Giddy. Your time will come. 433 00:40:35,872 --> 00:40:39,709 - Any luck? - No. 434 00:40:41,628 --> 00:40:44,840 "Is there a Piglet in the house?" said Pooh. 435 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,515 They're trying to shock us, aren't they? 436 00:40:53,598 --> 00:40:57,227 Well, church-baiting's always been a popular pastime. 437 00:40:57,310 --> 00:40:59,688 I got an awful lot of it at university. 438 00:40:59,771 --> 00:41:03,942 The atheists always think it's funny to roast the dusty old Christian. 439 00:41:04,025 --> 00:41:07,404 The great thing, of course, is not to be too dusty. 440 00:41:07,487 --> 00:41:12,075 You should have seen Lindsay's face when I started quoting Joyce at him. 441 00:41:14,744 --> 00:41:17,872 Something wrong, Piglet? 442 00:41:17,956 --> 00:41:19,457 No. 443 00:41:19,541 --> 00:41:23,962 Those girls are perfect models for Lindsay's orgies, aren't they? 444 00:41:25,338 --> 00:41:29,342 A shame about Giddy. I think there's hope for her. 445 00:41:29,425 --> 00:41:33,805 She was, um...sticking up for me at dinner. Did you notice? 446 00:41:38,393 --> 00:41:44,023 Oh, dear. I probably shouldn't have brought you here, should I? 447 00:41:44,107 --> 00:41:47,777 - Pooh... - Piglet. 448 00:41:49,612 --> 00:41:52,156 I think... 449 00:41:53,282 --> 00:41:56,661 sometimes you have too high of an opinion of me. 450 00:41:56,702 --> 00:41:58,538 What on earth makes you say that? 451 00:41:59,997 --> 00:42:03,334 - Oh, I don't know. - You are a funny little thing. 452 00:42:09,257 --> 00:42:13,261 It's freezing. Come on, then. 453 00:42:25,856 --> 00:42:27,775 Do you want to? 454 00:42:27,858 --> 00:42:29,777 I'm not sure. 455 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:33,155 Well...you don't have to decide now. 456 00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,783 - You wake me up if you do. - All right. 457 00:42:35,866 --> 00:42:37,409 According to Mr Lindsay, 458 00:42:37,493 --> 00:42:40,830 we should both be in a state of perpetual tumescence. 459 00:44:58,591 --> 00:45:01,928 - What are you doing? - Watching you sleep. 460 00:45:02,011 --> 00:45:06,224 Looks like you both had another punishing night. 461 00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:11,354 I wish you wouldn't creep into our room every morning! 462 00:45:11,437 --> 00:45:13,105 We've just been for a swim. 463 00:45:13,189 --> 00:45:16,692 I just wanted to tell you how nice the water was. 464 00:47:50,011 --> 00:47:53,264 Hello! Stop! 465 00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:11,407 - What happened to you? - You're a terrible mess. 466 00:48:11,491 --> 00:48:13,659 I went for a walk. 467 00:48:13,743 --> 00:48:17,622 - Stupidly...got lost. - Come on. 468 00:48:17,705 --> 00:48:19,749 Plenty of room. 469 00:48:28,507 --> 00:48:33,346 - Here. Put this on. - I don't want to dress up. 470 00:48:33,429 --> 00:48:37,350 You look as if you've been in an orgy. Who were you with? 471 00:48:37,433 --> 00:48:38,726 No one. 472 00:48:38,809 --> 00:48:42,104 Don't be a spoilsport. Please? 473 00:48:45,649 --> 00:48:48,861 Oh...all right, then. 474 00:48:56,535 --> 00:48:58,746 Fuckin' pub. 475 00:48:58,829 --> 00:49:02,666 You get fucked. And you too. You get fucked. 476 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:06,503 And you. You get fucked too. 477 00:49:06,587 --> 00:49:09,423 Go on and get fucked. Get fucked. 478 00:49:09,465 --> 00:49:11,884 Three jugs of beer and a créme de menthe. 479 00:49:13,761 --> 00:49:17,931 Hello? Hello? 480 00:49:18,015 --> 00:49:20,017 Sorry, lounge is closed. 481 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:23,979 - What about them? - Just closed a few minutes ago. 482 00:49:24,062 --> 00:49:28,066 - Well, the main bar's open. - The main bar's for men. 483 00:49:28,859 --> 00:49:33,447 - Don't worry. Let's go. - We came here for a drink. 484 00:49:35,324 --> 00:49:38,744 Hey, Tom! Lewis. 485 00:49:38,827 --> 00:49:41,872 Get us some drinks, will ya? 486 00:49:47,753 --> 00:49:51,214 Forget 'em. They're pretending they don't know us. 487 00:49:52,132 --> 00:49:54,468 That boil in the middle of your bum... 488 00:49:54,551 --> 00:49:57,012 you should have it looked at by a doctor. 489 00:49:57,095 --> 00:50:00,974 It might go septic. Your whole bum might fall off. 490 00:50:06,396 --> 00:50:10,025 - What if we drink outside? - That's against the law. 491 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:13,445 It's against the law to be open on a Sunday. 492 00:50:15,155 --> 00:50:17,198 Get fucked. 493 00:50:27,959 --> 00:50:30,545 One, two, three! 494 00:50:32,255 --> 00:50:35,258 - Your mother's a trade unionist? - Yep. 495 00:50:35,341 --> 00:50:39,304 The sort that'd put people like you up against a wall and shoot 'em. 496 00:50:39,387 --> 00:50:42,891 - My family aren't wealthy. - What does your father do? 497 00:50:42,974 --> 00:50:46,811 - He's an antiques dealer. - Mine was a sailor. 498 00:50:46,895 --> 00:50:48,813 He's dead. 499 00:50:50,690 --> 00:50:52,942 Taken by a shark? 500 00:50:53,026 --> 00:50:55,695 Blown to bits in a battle. 501 00:50:55,778 --> 00:50:58,364 They only ever found his foot. 502 00:50:59,991 --> 00:51:02,994 - What's funny? - I'm sorry. 503 00:51:30,062 --> 00:51:35,109 One, two, three! 504 00:51:35,192 --> 00:51:37,695 - Let go of my foot. - One, two, three! 505 00:51:37,778 --> 00:51:42,199 - Let go of my foot! - One, two, three! 506 00:51:46,495 --> 00:51:47,997 You haven't caught us yet. 507 00:51:49,623 --> 00:51:53,461 All right, girls. Jiggle your biceps. This'll be piss easy. 508 00:52:03,762 --> 00:52:06,140 Charge! 509 00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:15,774 - Hopeless! - Pitiful! 510 00:52:16,358 --> 00:52:19,611 - Kelly O'Hara! - Sean Connolly! 511 00:52:19,695 --> 00:52:23,782 - Seamus O'Hurd! - Patrick O'Shaugnessy! 512 00:52:44,511 --> 00:52:48,682 I'm gonna be honest with you. I find your lustful women preposterous. 513 00:52:48,765 --> 00:52:52,352 - That doesn't surprise me. - I am married, Lindsay, 514 00:52:52,436 --> 00:52:55,355 so I do have some experience of the opposite sex. 515 00:52:55,480 --> 00:53:00,026 I can assure you my wife is about as far from your debauched harridans 516 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,696 as animal is from vegetable. 517 00:53:02,779 --> 00:53:05,115 And which is she, Mr Campion? 518 00:53:06,241 --> 00:53:10,412 - Sorry. - Animal or vegetable? 519 00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:22,215 What are you doing, Giddy? 520 00:53:22,299 --> 00:53:25,719 Dancing away all my impure thoughts. I'm filled with them. 521 00:53:26,636 --> 00:53:27,887 You should be doing it. 522 00:53:27,971 --> 00:53:31,766 You need to more than me. Oh, not you, Estella. 523 00:53:31,850 --> 00:53:35,270 She needs to more than anyone. 524 00:53:39,816 --> 00:53:42,819 Ah, the world's going round. 525 00:53:49,951 --> 00:53:53,037 What are you picturing in your mind, Giddy? 526 00:53:53,121 --> 00:53:54,831 Nothing. 527 00:53:54,914 --> 00:53:59,627 - You're getting slippery. - What do you mean? 528 00:54:01,087 --> 00:54:06,092 I know somewhere... where she'd be really ticklish. 529 00:54:06,175 --> 00:54:08,219 Don't. 530 00:54:45,464 --> 00:54:49,552 He leaps from rock to rock with the grace of a mountain goat. 531 00:55:43,313 --> 00:55:48,443 - You all right? - Rose. Yes, I'm fine, thank you. 532 00:55:48,569 --> 00:55:51,446 - Just a bit out of breath. - Were you running? 533 00:55:52,572 --> 00:55:54,032 Walking. 534 00:55:54,116 --> 00:55:55,534 Briskly. 535 00:56:08,755 --> 00:56:11,591 I think it's time you paid a visit to Mr Devlin. 536 00:56:11,675 --> 00:56:14,136 I don't chase men. It's undignified. 537 00:56:17,973 --> 00:56:20,100 What's that in his hand? 538 00:56:21,601 --> 00:56:25,730 - It looks like Estella's hat. - Yes. 539 00:56:25,814 --> 00:56:29,943 I...I lost it when I went out for a walk. He must've picked it up. 540 00:56:30,026 --> 00:56:32,362 So that's why you were blushing in the car. 541 00:56:32,404 --> 00:56:34,823 I was feeling ill, I told you. 542 00:56:42,997 --> 00:56:45,500 Let me go. 543 00:56:45,542 --> 00:56:47,460 You ticklish? 544 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,438 Excuse me. 545 00:57:08,564 --> 00:57:11,317 Would you...please untie me? 546 00:57:13,903 --> 00:57:15,655 Please, will you untie me? 547 00:57:20,159 --> 00:57:22,412 My hands are going to sleep. 548 00:57:57,238 --> 00:57:59,198 Thank you. 549 00:58:17,299 --> 00:58:22,346 - That tunic suits you. - I thought we might go to evensong. 550 00:58:24,431 --> 00:58:27,142 All right, I'll go and change. 551 00:58:31,897 --> 00:58:34,108 So must I. 552 00:58:43,408 --> 00:58:47,704 - Where were you? - We went into the town. 553 00:58:47,746 --> 00:58:51,542 You went to the pub. I can smell it on your breath. 554 00:58:53,835 --> 00:58:56,546 Why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit? 555 00:58:56,630 --> 00:59:00,300 It's...part of what they've been using in the latest paintings. 556 00:59:00,384 --> 00:59:02,010 Yes, I'm well aware of that. 557 00:59:02,135 --> 00:59:04,930 Does this mean you'll be doing some modelling? 558 00:59:05,013 --> 00:59:07,391 There's no need to be offensive. 559 00:59:11,061 --> 00:59:13,814 - Estella, what's wrong? - Nothing is wrong! 560 00:59:27,244 --> 00:59:32,415 In its long history, one of the enduring strengths of the Church 561 00:59:32,499 --> 00:59:35,585 has been its capacity to withstand persecution, 562 00:59:35,669 --> 00:59:38,171 insult and ridicule. 563 00:59:38,254 --> 00:59:40,048 Since its inception, 564 00:59:40,131 --> 00:59:44,552 those who have sought to mock Christians have been legion. 565 00:59:44,636 --> 00:59:49,265 Even Jesus Christ Himself felt their lash - 566 00:59:49,349 --> 00:59:54,187 on the street, in the marketplace, even at the end on the cross. 567 00:59:54,270 --> 00:59:58,566 "Where are you now, you King of the Jews?" 568 00:59:58,650 --> 01:00:01,611 they called out to Him in his agony. 569 01:00:01,694 --> 01:00:05,698 In every age, still more come forward 570 01:00:05,782 --> 01:00:11,246 to scorn His name and to defame His most sacred images. 571 01:00:11,329 --> 01:00:15,667 But true Christians, secure in their faith, 572 01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:19,587 can identify such detractors for what they are - 573 01:00:19,671 --> 01:00:22,548 the disciples of the devil, 574 01:00:22,632 --> 01:00:28,137 the destroyers of all that is precious in family life, 575 01:00:28,221 --> 01:00:33,142 the harbingers of darkness and chaos. 576 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:11,138 Please be seated. 577 01:01:15,392 --> 01:01:19,438 - What on earth is wrong with you? - Nothing. 578 01:01:19,522 --> 01:01:25,486 What strange, deluded, conceited creatures we human beings are. 579 01:01:26,654 --> 01:01:29,990 We think we have secrets 580 01:01:30,074 --> 01:01:32,451 but how can we have secrets from God, 581 01:01:32,534 --> 01:01:38,165 who knows our innermost thoughts every moment of the day? 582 01:01:48,926 --> 01:01:51,136 Giddy, what's wrong? 583 01:01:52,221 --> 01:01:56,391 He's in the studio. He's staying there tonight. 584 01:01:57,517 --> 01:01:59,436 I'm going to seduce him. 585 01:02:00,562 --> 01:02:03,148 You're drunk. 586 01:02:03,231 --> 01:02:06,610 Did he say anything... anything about me 587 01:02:06,693 --> 01:02:10,030 - when he untied you? - No. 588 01:02:12,449 --> 01:02:14,701 He's too shy, you see? 589 01:02:15,327 --> 01:02:18,413 I think you should lie down for a while. 590 01:02:18,497 --> 01:02:20,874 We're so out of touch with our passions. 591 01:02:20,957 --> 01:02:24,961 I mean, I'm such a bourgeois little thing, 592 01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:28,465 too scared even to reveal myself to a painter. 593 01:02:31,635 --> 01:02:35,096 I'm going to start walking around without any clothes on 594 01:02:35,180 --> 01:02:38,892 because, well, clothes are just ost... 595 01:02:38,975 --> 01:02:43,146 "ostentatious figments of middle-class imagination." 596 01:02:43,229 --> 01:02:46,191 That's Pru's nonsense. 597 01:02:46,274 --> 01:02:49,069 It's just a bit cold tonight. 598 01:02:52,739 --> 01:02:55,742 Well, I'd better go and get ready. 599 01:02:55,825 --> 01:02:58,536 This is the first day of my new life. 600 01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:01,414 No, the first night of my new life. 601 01:03:41,621 --> 01:03:43,748 She'll have to cross the Arafura Sea. 602 01:03:43,831 --> 01:03:46,042 She'll be here in a few days. 603 01:03:52,548 --> 01:03:54,508 What are you trying to do? 604 01:03:54,592 --> 01:03:58,512 Look. This is where Amy Johnson's got to in her plane. 605 01:03:58,596 --> 01:03:59,889 She was almost eaten by cannibals. 606 01:03:59,972 --> 01:04:03,768 What are you trying to do to Giddy? She'll make a fool of herself. 607 01:04:03,851 --> 01:04:07,021 You've seen her. She's about to burst out of her skin. 608 01:04:07,104 --> 01:04:11,400 - She doesn't know what she's doing. - Why are you so concerned? 609 01:04:11,484 --> 01:04:14,153 - You jealous? - Don't be ridiculous. 610 01:04:14,236 --> 01:04:18,949 - You like him too, don't you? - We didn't speak when he untied me. 611 01:04:19,033 --> 01:04:24,163 - You didn't need to. - You're really shocking. 612 01:05:04,036 --> 01:05:08,206 Your characters all seem so ravenous. Can't love ever be gentle? 613 01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:12,252 Yes, of course it can, but I'm not painting love scenes. 614 01:05:12,336 --> 01:05:14,671 Sorry, yes - "lust scenes." 615 01:05:14,796 --> 01:05:18,717 But there is a fierceness in desire, isn't there? In lovemaking? 616 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,635 One of life's great conundrums. 617 01:05:20,719 --> 01:05:23,513 The only one, according to your paintings. 618 01:05:23,597 --> 01:05:25,849 I admit that the human universe 619 01:05:25,891 --> 01:05:29,227 is infinitely richer than my meagre palette. 620 01:05:29,311 --> 01:05:33,440 For instance, I do absolutely no justice at all 621 01:05:33,523 --> 01:05:37,277 to the nervous Nellies and the shrinking violets, the saints... 622 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:40,363 You're very contemptuous of shrinking violets. 623 01:05:40,447 --> 01:05:44,743 Dear Estella, I'm a shrinking violet myself. 624 01:05:44,826 --> 01:05:47,746 I choose to live not in the real world but in here. 625 01:05:47,829 --> 01:05:51,041 I flee from the real world into my little studio 626 01:05:51,124 --> 01:05:55,295 and there before me is the unlimited canvas of my imagination. 627 01:05:55,378 --> 01:05:59,716 But your paintings, they do go out into the real world. 628 01:05:59,799 --> 01:06:03,511 While you have a wonderful imagination, most are stunted 629 01:06:03,595 --> 01:06:06,723 and you have no idea what effect they'll have on people 630 01:06:06,806 --> 01:06:08,975 or what they might incite them to. Rape? 631 01:06:09,058 --> 01:06:12,061 Mr Campion, in my opinion, 632 01:06:12,145 --> 01:06:15,481 the female body is the most beautiful thing in the world 633 01:06:15,565 --> 01:06:20,778 and if it turns you into a ravenous maniac I'd suggest it's a good idea 634 01:06:20,862 --> 01:06:25,199 if your wife takes the greatest care to get undressed behind a screen. 635 01:06:26,492 --> 01:06:30,330 Estella's seen the pictures too. Are we in danger from her? 636 01:06:30,413 --> 01:06:34,500 You're so patronizing, Mr Campion. Everyone has a rich imagination. 637 01:06:34,584 --> 01:06:37,545 What stunts it is capitalist exploitation. 638 01:06:37,628 --> 01:06:40,757 Go to Soviet Russia where they've been liberated, 639 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,759 there's an explosion of creativity. 640 01:06:42,842 --> 01:06:45,928 Have you been to Soviet Russia, Pru? Have you? 641 01:06:46,012 --> 01:06:50,933 I thought for a moment someone knew what they were talking about. 642 01:06:51,017 --> 01:06:55,730 Communism has exploded every value, leaving a vacuum of moral anarchy. 643 01:06:55,813 --> 01:07:00,735 - Anarchy is freedom! - Balls! Sorry. Sorry. 644 01:07:01,652 --> 01:07:04,030 Freedom for the strong to dominate the weak. 645 01:07:04,113 --> 01:07:07,199 It's exactly as before, just a different set of bullies. 646 01:07:07,283 --> 01:07:10,828 Speaking of bullies, where's Giddy? 647 01:07:30,723 --> 01:07:33,893 - I thought you'd lost that hat. - Yes. 648 01:07:33,976 --> 01:07:36,729 One of the girls must've found it. 649 01:07:37,855 --> 01:07:42,943 So, um, where was Giddy tonight? 650 01:07:43,027 --> 01:07:45,112 You like her, don't you? 651 01:07:47,281 --> 01:07:50,075 "Try one of these, they're Turkish." 652 01:07:51,827 --> 01:07:54,079 No, I just... 653 01:07:54,163 --> 01:07:57,416 I just worry about her with those other two. 654 01:07:57,499 --> 01:08:00,461 She's drunk herself into a stupor. 655 01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:02,796 Planning to throw herself at... 656 01:08:03,839 --> 01:08:05,591 that odd-job man. 657 01:08:08,176 --> 01:08:10,637 Yes, he's quite a character, isn't he? 658 01:08:10,721 --> 01:08:14,474 Apparently, he had a dangerous reputation before he lost his sight. 659 01:08:14,558 --> 01:08:17,436 This whole country's dangerous. 660 01:08:17,519 --> 01:08:21,648 You know, I've been mulling over what you said to me the other night 661 01:08:21,732 --> 01:08:25,610 about...about me thinking too highly of you. 662 01:08:25,694 --> 01:08:30,449 - I don't see either of us as saints. - That's a relief. 663 01:08:30,532 --> 01:08:35,328 Yes, I've done plenty of things I'm ashamed of, stretching way back. 664 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:41,084 - What sort of things? - I remember when I was at school, 665 01:08:41,168 --> 01:08:43,753 we had this ridiculous initiation ceremony 666 01:08:43,837 --> 01:08:46,715 for the new boys, the "scum" as we called them. 667 01:08:47,841 --> 01:08:51,720 - I was put through it myself. - What happened? 668 01:08:51,803 --> 01:08:56,224 Well, we used to stand 'em on a chair, take their trousers down, 669 01:08:56,308 --> 01:08:59,561 whip 'em with wet towels while they recited Tennyson. 670 01:08:59,644 --> 01:09:02,272 - You know the sort of thing. - Do I? 671 01:09:04,024 --> 01:09:09,070 Anyway, that's just... something I wanted you to know. 672 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:21,583 In view of...today's activities. 673 01:09:23,126 --> 01:09:24,794 What are you talking about? 674 01:09:26,713 --> 01:09:30,425 I think you know, I'd rather not put it into words. 675 01:10:00,121 --> 01:10:02,707 Sorry I'm so noisy. 676 01:10:02,790 --> 01:10:07,878 It's all right. They'll all be asleep. 677 01:13:09,934 --> 01:13:12,353 You are the Winnie the Pooh sleeping in today. 678 01:13:12,436 --> 01:13:15,606 - What's the time? - Nearly three. 679 01:13:15,690 --> 01:13:17,817 Message from your friend Sheela. 680 01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:22,488 She didn't want to wake you for swimming as you needed your rest. 681 01:13:22,571 --> 01:13:25,741 Seemed quite smug about it, actually. 682 01:13:25,825 --> 01:13:28,619 I might have one now, then. 683 01:13:30,371 --> 01:13:32,873 To wake me up. 684 01:13:32,957 --> 01:13:35,584 Right. Good idea. 685 01:14:03,112 --> 01:14:06,323 - How are you feeling? - Really buggered. 686 01:14:06,407 --> 01:14:09,827 I woke in the night with a blanket stuck to me like a cloak. 687 01:14:09,910 --> 01:14:11,787 I'd spilt that horrible drink. 688 01:14:11,870 --> 01:14:13,997 I looked like a huge emerald mint. 689 01:14:15,791 --> 01:14:17,751 Not that it mattered. 690 01:14:17,834 --> 01:14:21,004 - Why? What do you mean? - I went to the studio to see him. 691 01:14:21,088 --> 01:14:24,758 He was there doing it with somebody else. 692 01:14:24,841 --> 01:14:26,969 Who was it? 693 01:14:29,972 --> 01:14:32,933 It was dark. I suppose it was Sheela or Pru. 694 01:14:34,101 --> 01:14:37,312 They've got absolutely no morals at all. 695 01:14:37,396 --> 01:14:41,274 I just feel so stupid. I thought he liked me. 696 01:14:47,072 --> 01:14:50,283 So I'm not going to have anything to do with men any more. 697 01:14:50,367 --> 01:14:53,286 - I've made a big decision. - What decision? 698 01:14:53,370 --> 01:14:55,747 You'll see. So will Norman. 699 01:15:22,941 --> 01:15:26,277 - Change your mind? - Yes. 700 01:15:26,361 --> 01:15:29,781 Disappointing news. The organisers have backed down. 701 01:15:29,864 --> 01:15:33,243 Exhibition's going ahead with all the original paintings. 702 01:15:34,577 --> 01:15:39,082 - Still, we did our best. - I wish we could leave now. 703 01:15:39,165 --> 01:15:41,417 That's the good news. The track's been repaired. 704 01:15:41,501 --> 01:15:45,421 - We'll get the first train tomorrow. - Thank goodness. 705 01:15:48,508 --> 01:15:50,718 I'll tell Lindsay. 706 01:16:05,942 --> 01:16:09,946 Sorry, just thought I'd let you know we'll be off in the morning. 707 01:16:11,072 --> 01:16:13,532 Right. 708 01:16:19,205 --> 01:16:21,248 Right. 709 01:16:36,138 --> 01:16:40,518 You're very naughty so I'm not going to give you this chocolate. 710 01:16:40,601 --> 01:16:44,480 Honey! Honey, come quick. 711 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,989 This lamb is absolutely delicious. 712 01:16:54,073 --> 01:16:58,118 Very nearly as good as Welsh lamb and that's saying something. 713 01:17:00,079 --> 01:17:02,164 Well, um... 714 01:17:02,247 --> 01:17:04,875 thank you very much for your hospitality. 715 01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:06,502 Bottoms up. 716 01:17:06,543 --> 01:17:08,879 We've enjoyed ourselves. 717 01:17:08,962 --> 01:17:12,132 I like a little opposition. It clears the mind. 718 01:17:19,723 --> 01:17:24,561 So, um, I gather you're a boxer, Mr Devlin. 719 01:17:24,645 --> 01:17:27,689 Yes, I used to do a bit of boxing myself, actually. 720 01:17:27,773 --> 01:17:30,234 Quite a keen pugilist in one's day. 721 01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:35,697 Lost a huge part of this tooth from a great haymaker someone gave me. 722 01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:40,285 I expect you've got some pretty bad scabs to show as well. 723 01:17:41,286 --> 01:17:46,666 Apart, obviously, from the... eye thing, which is beastly. 724 01:17:51,963 --> 01:17:54,424 Well, unfortunately, during his last fight, 725 01:17:54,508 --> 01:17:57,719 Mr Devlin was gasping for air with his tongue hanging out 726 01:17:57,802 --> 01:18:01,765 and he got this enormous uppercut under his chin and lost most of it. 727 01:18:01,848 --> 01:18:04,643 Bulldust, Norman. 728 01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:08,563 He makes a brilliant Ulysses, anyhow. 729 01:18:08,688 --> 01:18:11,983 We always call him into the water and he never comes. 730 01:18:12,067 --> 01:18:14,778 Whoever he was, you'd try to get him in. 731 01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:19,032 - You'd get in the whole army. - God, you're charming tonight. 732 01:18:19,115 --> 01:18:23,661 Thinking about the Atlantis series, I'd like to do more research. 733 01:18:23,745 --> 01:18:27,207 I was thinking of mounting an expedition to go and find it. 734 01:18:27,290 --> 01:18:29,834 You might like to come. 735 01:18:31,169 --> 01:18:35,715 - Devlin could be the pilot. - Giddy could be the navigator. 736 01:18:36,382 --> 01:18:37,884 I'm not going if they're going. 737 01:18:37,967 --> 01:18:39,427 - What? - Why not? 738 01:18:39,510 --> 01:18:41,846 I can't trust you as far as I could kick you. 739 01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:46,601 - Thanks very much. - What are you talking about? 740 01:18:46,684 --> 01:18:48,186 You know! 741 01:18:48,269 --> 01:18:51,522 You always eat cheese when you're feeling guilty. 742 01:18:52,148 --> 01:18:53,650 Excuse me. 743 01:18:56,527 --> 01:18:59,655 Sorry, I'd better go and see if she's all right. 744 01:19:04,118 --> 01:19:08,206 - What? - Nothing. 745 01:19:12,502 --> 01:19:14,420 Piglet? You all right? 746 01:19:14,504 --> 01:19:17,006 Yes, I'm...I'm fine, thank you. 747 01:19:18,799 --> 01:19:21,302 Are you feeling a bit funny? 748 01:19:22,428 --> 01:19:24,055 Probably all that Stilton. 749 01:19:25,806 --> 01:19:29,101 You were packing it down, weren't you? 750 01:19:33,731 --> 01:19:36,776 - Well, I'd better...I'll go back. - Pooh. 751 01:19:38,861 --> 01:19:41,864 I think...we should talk. 752 01:19:43,741 --> 01:19:49,830 - Right you are. What about? - Ever since we got here, I... 753 01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:56,212 Well, now, I think some things are best left unsaid. 754 01:19:57,671 --> 01:20:01,300 But that means we'll always be strangers. 755 01:20:01,383 --> 01:20:03,677 No, not really. 756 01:20:05,554 --> 01:20:08,640 - Only small parts of us. - The bad parts. 757 01:20:09,725 --> 01:20:12,644 No, I think it's good to have a few secrets. 758 01:20:15,105 --> 01:20:17,107 Do you? 759 01:20:20,402 --> 01:20:22,279 That way, in 50 years' time, 760 01:20:22,362 --> 01:20:26,158 we'll still be able to surprise each other. 761 01:20:27,117 --> 01:20:28,827 Perhaps you're right. 762 01:20:35,584 --> 01:20:37,628 I love you, Piglet. 763 01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:13,955 - What's the matter? - You must've been dreaming. 764 01:21:14,039 --> 01:21:15,915 When you saw someone with Devlin. 765 01:21:16,041 --> 01:21:18,043 You were so drunk. 766 01:21:18,126 --> 01:21:21,796 I looked in here and you were absolutely sozzled. 767 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:25,759 - But it was so real. - Dreams always are. 768 01:21:26,509 --> 01:21:29,220 The other two swear it wasn't them 769 01:21:29,262 --> 01:21:31,598 and you know how they like to boast. 770 01:21:32,932 --> 01:21:35,268 Do you still like him? 771 01:21:36,519 --> 01:21:41,482 - I suppose so. - You should go in and see him, then. 772 01:21:41,566 --> 01:21:42,775 Now? 773 01:21:42,859 --> 01:21:47,155 That's what your dream was telling you. 774 01:21:48,489 --> 01:21:51,826 Here, put this on. 775 01:21:51,909 --> 01:21:55,121 - But it's your wedding ring. - It's always brought me luck. 776 01:21:55,204 --> 01:21:57,790 - Has it? - Always. 777 01:21:57,874 --> 01:21:59,709 Wear these. 778 01:22:02,879 --> 01:22:04,922 Try some of this. 779 01:22:10,386 --> 01:22:13,222 We'll have to fix your hair. 780 01:22:28,362 --> 01:22:30,197 Good luck. 781 01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:48,185 I want to wake up now. 782 01:26:02,116 --> 01:26:06,120 - What? It was night... - You were shouting. 783 01:26:06,203 --> 01:26:08,998 Really loudly. I heard you from the garden. 784 01:26:09,081 --> 01:26:13,085 But I wanted to tell you about last night. Oh, it was wonderful. 785 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:16,588 I mean, I didn't do everything with him because... 786 01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:19,425 I don't think he's good enough for me but... 787 01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:23,012 oh, he did some things which were just... 788 01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:26,849 Gosh! 789 01:26:35,566 --> 01:26:38,569 How dare you use her without permission? 790 01:26:38,652 --> 01:26:43,407 - I don't need permission. - It infers that she modelled! 791 01:26:44,575 --> 01:26:46,910 You cannot just put someone in your painting! 792 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:50,622 It's totally compromising. She'll be outraged. I'm outraged! 793 01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:54,251 - Perhaps we ought to ask her. - I don't need to. If she wanted... 794 01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:56,753 Anthony? What's the matter? 795 01:26:56,837 --> 01:26:59,965 Mr Lindsay has put you in his latest painting. 796 01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:04,094 He has to paint over you or we'll take legal action. 797 01:27:04,177 --> 01:27:08,390 He can turn you into someone else. You'd better have a look. 798 01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:36,543 Well? 799 01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:02,694 It's a good likeness. 800 01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:46,278 Devlin, better get back to work. Catch. 801 01:29:54,638 --> 01:29:57,391 They're asleep. 802 01:29:57,474 --> 01:29:59,518 For goodness sake! 803 01:30:04,189 --> 01:30:05,649 We'll be arrested. 804 01:30:09,569 --> 01:30:12,280 We'll be excommunicated.