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( theme music playing )

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( sirens wailing )

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Okay, give me more pressure.

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- Great, great guys.
- Wonderful.

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God, that man can handle a hose.

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Yeah, well, they're
just doing their job,

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And I really think we
should be doing ours.

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Look what I found
dropped outside the house.

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- What?
- What?

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It's a dead match, Maggie. A dead match.

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- What does that tell you?
- It tells me somebody dropped a match.

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So we have a dead match
and we have a fire.

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Do you see the connection?

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All right, I'll give you a clue.

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Two syllables, the first one is "arse."

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What do you think the second one is?

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- Brain?
- Yes, exactly.

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What we have here is a
case of arse-brain- arson.

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People drop matches all the time, Kevin.

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Evening, officers. Nasty little fire.

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Old lady dropped a chip
pan full of burning fat.

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God knows, we try to tell 'em.

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"don't drop chip pans full
of burning fat," we say.

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It must be heartbreaking
for guys like you

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Who have to pick up the pieces.

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You tell yourself, "it's a job.

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Walk away, Gary. Walk away."

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But saving lives is
a heart and soul thing

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And you can't just walk away from that.

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Listen, I've been eating burning flames

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And acrid smoke all
day. You fancy a brew?

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- No, thanks.
- Oh yeah, that'd be lovely.

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Yes, I see.

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Your briefing for this evening's

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Neighborhood watch meeting, sir.

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You say you were involved in
the recent armed robberies?

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The brains of the outfit you say?

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I see, and your name?

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Al...

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Capone.

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Yes, thank you, mr. Capone.

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Should you have any further information,

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Could you ring dr. Veejay Narim

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At Gasforth psychiatric hospital?

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Thank you, goodbye.

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God save us from these lunatics.

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What lunatics are those then, Raymond?

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Your officers?

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( laughs )

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I'm being pestered by a hoaxer.

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One minute he claims
to have killed Kennedy,

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The next he's having morning
coffee with Lord Lucan.

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Oh well, pity the poor plod, eh?

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Funny, isn't it?

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Here we are, both coppers,

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Except you deal with pretend criminals

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And I deal with real ones.

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As it happens, I'm about to crack

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The biggest case of my career.

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Oh really, Derek? Perhaps
you'd like to illuminate me.

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No can tell, Raymond. Top security.

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Oh well, suit yourself.

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Yeah, all right, I'll give you a clue.

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But this is hush-hush,
winky-winky and all that.

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Two syllables
- "terror" and "ism."

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Sir, it's the bomber.

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He's on the line and
he wants to talk to you.

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Ah, ah! Security, Kray.
Need-to-know-basis.

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- Use the code.
- Sorry, sir.

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Mr. Bang-bang is on the line.

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Well, that should cover your trail.

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I've routed the call through
to special branch, sir.

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Keep him on the line,
we're gonna trace the call.

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Hello. Quick, pen. Pen!

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Right, I think he's giving me a code.

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He's asking if I want garlic sauce.

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Sorry, sir, I think I've
given you the wrong phone.

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I was just ordering a kebab.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Then the ambulance guy said
the old lady was a goner.

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But I soon brought her round with
a bit of intensive mouth-to-mouth.

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Lucky old lady.

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- Oh god, I'm sounding really stupid.
- Yes, you are.

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So how about you then, Kevin?
You ever saved anybody's life?

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Yes, I have actually. Lots of people.

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Oh, yeah, Kevin. How's that then?

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There was this village and
their water supply was poisoned.

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I got lots of fresh stuff to
them and saved hundreds of people.

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Wow, Kevin...

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Incredible. How did you manage that?

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I don't really want to talk about it.

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Oh come on, Kevin.

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How did you do it?

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I sat in a bath full of baked beans
and made £50 for "comic relief."

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Sergeant Dawkins-

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Darling?

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I fear I shall miss
supper again tonight.

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- I have a neighborhood watch meeting.
- Yes, I know.

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I'm going to make a stew. I'll
leave some in the slow cooker.

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Ah yes, absolutely.

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Lovely, delicious.

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What a splendid thought.

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Or else I could just stop off at a
take-away to save you that trouble.

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No trouble. I've already
diced the turnips.

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Good, good,

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So that's settled then. Warmed-up stew.

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What a treat.

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Much better than bringing home

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Some dull old chicken tika masala

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With rogan josh and fluffy naan bread,

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And pilau rice, lots of crispy papadams,

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Pickled chutney,

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Cool, cool cucumber raita.

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Huh! Thank goodness I won't be trying

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To force that down my throat tonight.

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No, I'm having lovely stew.

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Yum.

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- Unless it's too much trouble.
- I've said it's no trouble.

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But by all means get yourself
a curry if that's what you want.

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I've no desire to spend my evening
scrubbing your root vegetables.

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If you don't appreciate my cooking-

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Appreciate it? I adore your cooking.

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Why that lamb casserole you
left in the pot for me last night

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Was absolutely...

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Fascinating.

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It was chicken chasseur.

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Yes, you see? You see? Your
cuisine is so intriguing.

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Raymond, I'm busy.

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Yes, well
- well, we both had a busy day.

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Let me tell you, sergeant darling,

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I'm looking forward to
getting into bed tonight.

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- Really, Raymond?
- Dear me, yes.

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A chapter of John Buchan
and a chocolate hobnob

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Look pretty good from
where I'm standing.

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So he says,

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"god save us from these lunatics."

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And I says,

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"what lunatics are those then, Raymond?

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Your officers?"

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( laughing )

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( laughing weakly )

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Superb, sir. Don't tell me anymore,

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Someone's got to use
this seat next shift.

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Ladies and gentlemen...
( clears throat )

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Thank you all very much for coming.

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Before we begin, I'd just
like to set your minds at rest

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About one or two popular misconceptions

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About the neighborhood watch scheme.

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Rest assured, this is
not a busybody's charter.

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The police are not encouraging people

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To spy on their neighbors,

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To view all strangers with suspicion,

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Or to complain loudly about
anything or anyone they don't like.

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Okay, so I'm off.

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Wow, Maggie... You look
great, really great.

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- What a babe.
- Thanks.

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Do you fancy a quick one?

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No, I mean a drink
- drink.

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Well, thank you, mr. Biggs.

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It was good of you-

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It was good of you to call
all the way from Brazil.

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Nice boobs
- shoes! Shoes!

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God, I didn't say that, did
I? Did I say boobs? Did I?

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You haven't got nice boobs.

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Well, I mean you have.

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You have got nice-

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Oh god, sorry.

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Yes, I'll certainly remember you
to chief superintendent Slipper.

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More phantom criminals, Raymond?

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How's the real police
work going, constable Kray?

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- Not bad, sir. It paid to ring around.
- Oh, yes?

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I got a woman here

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Says if we buy family-size
instead of standard,

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We get a free drink with every pizza.

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I'm talking about the investigation

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- Into urban terrorism.
- ( phone ringing )

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- Gasforth police station.
- I'll have you know, Grim,

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That we in the uniformed division

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Are also at the cutting
edge of modern policing.

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Oh dear...

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Well, have you tried putting

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A saucer of milk at
the bottom of the tree?

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Uh-huh. Well, how about
shaking the branch?

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I'm off now, sir, good night.

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Oh, you look very splendid
this evening, constable Habib.

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- Meeting someone special?
- Perhaps, sir.

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I've met this fireman.

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Ahhhh!

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Are you ill, constable Goody?

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Oh no, sorry, sir.
Touch of wind, I think.

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Well, I'm not surprised.
You seem to exist entirely

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On fizzy drinks and crisps.

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I shudder to think of
the state of your bowels.

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Now get on with your work.

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So a fireman, eh, constable?

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Well, I applaud your choice.

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A splendid body of public servants.

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I never cease to be thrilled
when I attend the scene of a fire

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And amid all that fear and passion

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Some giant of a man
emerges from the heat

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Carrying a helpless damsel in his arms,

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Laying her down, planting
his mouth upon hers,

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And applying himself with rhythmic vigor

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Until she moans and gasps

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And then we know that all is well.

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Of course, nothing like
that's going to happen

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On a pleasant evening out.

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Well, we live in hope, don't we, sir?

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Good night.

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Constable Goody,

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If I'd wanted a dead
halibut for a colleague,

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I would have become a fishmonger.

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- Pat- - someone
to see you, Maggie.

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Oh! Hello, Gary.

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Pat, this is Gary. His name's Gary.

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Habib-

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Oh...

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Hope I wasn't late.

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Had to rescue 16 children from
a burning bedroom this afternoon.

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Gosh, Gary
- amazing.

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Normally not a problem, but
the stairwell was a furnace

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And I had to lower the kids down
the outside wall using my braces.

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Gosh, Gary
- amazing.

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The funny thing was that afterwards,

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While the terrified mother
was thanking me brokenly,

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My trousers fell down. ( laughs )

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Both: Gosh Gary
- amazing.

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- Where's Kev? - I didn't mention
it to him we were going out.

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You know, two's company and he's a berk.

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Hi, Kev.

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Fancy a pint? Or 10?

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- Well- - Habib: He
doesn't want a drink.

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Come on, Gary, we should be going.

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Doesn't want a drink? Of
course he wants a drink.

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He's a copper, isn't he?

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Oh, unless, of course,
he's one of them whoopsies.

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One of those "fruit flavored,

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Water and a tub of
cottage cheese" merchants.

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Actually, I'm very, very busy.

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Got a lot of important work to do here.

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I'm at the very cutting edge
of modern policing, mate,

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And believe me, it's tough out
on those mean streets, all right?

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Constable Goody, your duty report

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On this morning's tuck shop disturbances

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At "all saints infants" is a disgrace.

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There's an "h" in walnut whip,

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And "crunchie" is spelled
with an "ie," not a "y."

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Sir, we've located mr.Bang-bang.
We've traced his call.

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I hope you got telecom
to chase the right line.

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I don't want to get special branch
down to raid your kebab shop.

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Special branch, eh, Derek?

253
00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:43,894
Sounds exciting.

254
00:12:43,895 --> 00:12:48,197
- Perhaps I can help.
- I don't think so, Raymond.

255
00:12:48,198 --> 00:12:50,000
Different disciplines, you see?

256
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:52,801
Me, detective. You, plod.

257
00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:56,405
Quite frankly, covert operations

258
00:12:56,406 --> 00:12:58,373
Are tricky enough without uniforms

259
00:12:58,374 --> 00:13:02,044
Sticking their size-12
boots in and fannying about.

260
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:05,880
Sorry, mate, but you do
understand, don't you?

261
00:13:05,881 --> 00:13:08,315
Yes. I didn't really have time anyway.

262
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:09,884
Lots to do, lots to do.

263
00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:12,820
Sir, I've got those doggy-doo
details you asked for.

264
00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:17,658
Pavement fouling is really
getting out of hand, sir.

265
00:13:17,659 --> 00:13:20,561
And personally, I think
it's time we stamped on it.

266
00:13:23,565 --> 00:13:26,999
Oh thanks, Gary, it's been lovely.

267
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,035
I think maybe I drank a bit too much.

268
00:13:30,036 --> 00:13:32,338
Now were you trying to get me tiddly?

269
00:13:32,339 --> 00:13:33,706
You don't have to try too hard

270
00:13:33,707 --> 00:13:36,509
With a girl who drinks
tequila from the bottle.

271
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:38,610
Yeah, sorry about that.

272
00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:41,946
- Right, I'll be off.
- Oh, are you not coming in for a coffee?

273
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,249
I've got a packet of condoms
- I mean biscuits.

274
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:48,086
- Oh, dear.
- I best be off.

275
00:13:51,089 --> 00:13:53,924
I'll call round the
station tomorrow, all right?

276
00:13:53,925 --> 00:13:55,559
- Yeah.
- Bye.

277
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,695
See ya.

278
00:13:57,696 --> 00:14:01,130
( garbage cans clattering )

279
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,166
I was that rat-faced. I waved goodbye,

280
00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:05,735
Went bum-up over the privet,

281
00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:09,071
And flashed my frillies at the
dirty-curtain twitcher in number 29.

282
00:14:09,072 --> 00:14:10,740
Sounds like a big night.

283
00:14:10,741 --> 00:14:12,674
Is there anything you
woke up regretting?

284
00:14:12,675 --> 00:14:14,809
Yeah, that I didn't shag him.

285
00:14:19,048 --> 00:14:22,284
Do you always do it on a first date?

286
00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:24,818
Well, of course not, obviously.

287
00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:27,622
But he's so gorgeous,
Pat, and really handsome.

288
00:14:27,623 --> 00:14:29,223
Oh, he looks great in his helmet.

289
00:14:29,224 --> 00:14:31,992
I'm surprised they can find
one big enough to fit him.

290
00:14:31,993 --> 00:14:34,528
Oh, you've got him all
wrong, Pat. He's lovely.

291
00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:37,130
I mean, all right, he's
a bit full of himself.

292
00:14:37,131 --> 00:14:39,566
But he's a decent bloke.
I mean, last night,

293
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:41,534
I was offering it on a plate.

294
00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:44,036
But I was drunk and he
didn't take advantage.

295
00:14:44,037 --> 00:14:46,472
I mean, how many blokes
at the end of an evening

296
00:14:46,473 --> 00:14:49,541
Would leave you alone like
that? Not even try for a kiss?

297
00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:51,744
Morning, everyone.

298
00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,349
Everything's coming together, sir.

299
00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,117
We've got a surveillance team in place

300
00:15:00,118 --> 00:15:02,420
And special branch have
taken their position.

301
00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:04,121
Christ, I haven't been so excited

302
00:15:04,122 --> 00:15:07,759
Since they introduced
the american-style siren.

303
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,827
- Morning, morning.
- Morning, sir.

304
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:12,962
Another day dawns in
our ceaseless battle

305
00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:15,165
With the forces of anarchy and chaos.

306
00:15:18,736 --> 00:15:20,736
There's a helmet on my hook.

307
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,373
Somebody's put a helmet
on my special hook.

308
00:15:24,374 --> 00:15:27,376
Sorry, sir, wasn't thinking.

309
00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:30,513
You're a police officer. You
should be thinking all the time.

310
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,447
Supposing the forces
of anarchy and chaos

311
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:35,950
Had turned up while
you weren't thinking?

312
00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:38,620
They'd have thought it was
christmas, wouldn't they?

313
00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:41,389
- Yes, I suppose so, sir.
- You suppose right, sir.

314
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:45,158
A policeman's hat is not something
to be hurled about willy-nilly.

315
00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:47,928
It's his crowning glory.

316
00:15:47,929 --> 00:15:50,798
On personal loan, I
might add, from the queen.

317
00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:53,467
Go on.

318
00:15:53,468 --> 00:15:55,167
It must be cosseted and cared for,

319
00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:58,304
The badge polished
and the fabric brushed.

320
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,506
I take my hat very seriously,

321
00:16:00,507 --> 00:16:02,842
Likewise my hat hook.

322
00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:06,745
May I have a word with
you and your men, Raymond?

323
00:16:06,746 --> 00:16:08,780
By all means. I'm
always keen to encourage

324
00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:10,415
Interdepartmental communication.

325
00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:11,583
Thank you very much.

326
00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:15,454
This afternoon

327
00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:17,988
Officers from this station,

328
00:16:17,989 --> 00:16:20,424
C.I.D. Officers...

329
00:16:20,425 --> 00:16:23,126
Led by detective inspector Grim,

330
00:16:23,127 --> 00:16:25,663
i.e. Me,

331
00:16:25,664 --> 00:16:27,998
Will deploy ourselves operationally

332
00:16:27,999 --> 00:16:30,734
In a suspect-arrest scenario,

333
00:16:30,735 --> 00:16:33,636
Vis-à-vis and
à propos of

334
00:16:33,637 --> 00:16:35,538
A terrorism containment action

335
00:16:35,539 --> 00:16:38,708
In conjunction with operatives-

336
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:41,477
Operatives and personnel
from special forces.

337
00:16:42,746 --> 00:16:45,714
And for those english
speakers amongst us?

338
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:50,886
Me and special branch are
gonna nick a mad bomber.

339
00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:53,888
Right, that is all.
Kray, Crockett, follow me.

340
00:16:57,993 --> 00:17:01,496
We can only hope their endeavors
are crowned with success.

341
00:17:04,999 --> 00:17:08,067
There was a time when I was destined
for special branch, you know.

342
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,638
Oh yes, that was very much
what my instructors at Hendon

343
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,139
Had in mind for me.

344
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:16,041
The drug war, counterterrorism,
that sort of thing.

345
00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:17,777
Ooh, what happened, inspector?

346
00:17:17,778 --> 00:17:19,512
What happened, Goody?

347
00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:21,547
A little thing called ordinary policing,

348
00:17:21,548 --> 00:17:23,081
That's what happened.

349
00:17:23,082 --> 00:17:25,250
A little thing called
the day-to-day business

350
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:29,220
Of protecting the public and
keeping her majesty's peace.

351
00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:31,055
Not glamorous, I dare say,

352
00:17:31,056 --> 00:17:34,692
Not sexy.

353
00:17:34,693 --> 00:17:36,728
But what we do at this station every day

354
00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:39,329
Is every bit as important
as preventing a bomb attack.

355
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,632
We're all part of the thin blue line,

356
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:43,133
Isn't that right, inspector?

357
00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:46,236
That's right, Goody.

358
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:49,338
The only difference being that
your bit of the thin blue line

359
00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:50,773
Is slightly thicker.

360
00:17:55,479 --> 00:17:57,547
Well, Kray, this is it-

361
00:17:57,548 --> 00:17:59,948
A terrorist containment operation.

362
00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:03,618
Kray-

363
00:18:03,619 --> 00:18:05,687
Robert,

364
00:18:05,688 --> 00:18:08,557
If I don't come back, I
want you to go to my wife

365
00:18:08,558 --> 00:18:12,125
And see that she wants for nothing.

366
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,261
What, do you mean give her one?

367
00:18:14,262 --> 00:18:17,565
No, I don't mean give her one.

368
00:18:17,566 --> 00:18:19,633
Just tell her-

369
00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:21,669
Just tell her I love her.

370
00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:22,902
You sure, sir?

371
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:24,838
I ain't the most
delicate of geezers, am I?

372
00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:26,539
We're partners, Robert,

373
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,776
Like Starsky and Hutch or-

374
00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:32,144
Or Peters and Lee.

375
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,748
Is there any last thing you want?

376
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,284
- I mean, if you- - I've got
a couple of videos out, sir.

377
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,053
You could take 'em back for me.

378
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,757
( sighs )

379
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,560
Wonder how they're getting
on with special branch.

380
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,328
Wish I was there.

381
00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:53,197
Nevermind about special branch, laddie,

382
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,032
We've got a lot of important work here.

383
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,833
Interesting case here, sir.

384
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:59,335
Woman in Gallipoli close
reckons the bloke opposite

385
00:18:59,336 --> 00:19:02,271
Has trimmed his hedge
into the shape of a bottom.

386
00:19:04,274 --> 00:19:06,743
He says it's a peach.

387
00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:09,645
- Yes, thank you,
Gladstone- - sir, sir!

388
00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:12,047
We can listen to Grim's
terrorist raid on the radio.

389
00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:13,782
- It's brilliant.
- Grim: Go, go, go, go!

390
00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:15,651
Turn that off, boy, it's
none of our business.

391
00:19:15,652 --> 00:19:17,520
We have plenty of work to do here,

392
00:19:17,521 --> 00:19:19,487
Work that is every bit as important

393
00:19:19,488 --> 00:19:21,288
As any performed by special branch.

394
00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:24,225
Today's criminal, no matter how lowly,

395
00:19:24,226 --> 00:19:27,929
Is sophisticated, high-tech
and computer literate-

396
00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,998
A cunning and complex foe.

397
00:19:29,999 --> 00:19:31,398
( burps )

398
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,801
I have the right to
a lawyer and a bucket.

399
00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:37,571
Heavens. Quick, Goody, get the
man something to be sick into,

400
00:19:37,572 --> 00:19:39,540
Before he does it on my desk.

401
00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:47,947
Oh, no!

402
00:19:47,948 --> 00:19:51,450
- Sorry, sir, I'll try and clean it up.
- Leave it, leave it!

403
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:55,286
At lunchtime you'll take that to
be dry cleaned at your own expense.

404
00:19:55,287 --> 00:19:57,889
- You, come with me.
- ( groans )

405
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,861
Sergeant Dawkins,

406
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:05,328
Why was this inebriate
allowed past the front desk?

407
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,631
'cause he's a sad,
useless excuse for a man.

408
00:20:07,632 --> 00:20:08,999
I thought you might get on.

409
00:20:11,436 --> 00:20:13,637
Look, we've been through this.

410
00:20:13,638 --> 00:20:15,773
I had a neighborhood
watch meeting last night,

411
00:20:15,774 --> 00:20:18,708
- I was extremely tired.
- You're extremely tired every night.

412
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:21,044
Look, I'm sorry, but I am what I am.

413
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:24,380
I'm not a sex machine,

414
00:20:24,381 --> 00:20:28,550
And I cannot be expected to make
love willy-nilly every fortnight.

415
00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:34,455
The operation was a complete success.

416
00:20:34,456 --> 00:20:36,457
Ahhh!

417
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:39,027
Vis-à-vis and à propos
of our objectives.

418
00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:41,328
They're bringing the prisoner in now.

419
00:20:41,329 --> 00:20:44,431
What's more, he's in the charge

420
00:20:44,432 --> 00:20:46,566
Of a commander of special branch.

421
00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:49,136
A commander of special branch?

422
00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:51,437
- In our station?
- Oh, yes.

423
00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:54,707
And he's asking to speak to the
uniformed officer commanding.

424
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:57,243
Well, we must find him immediately.

425
00:20:57,244 --> 00:20:59,913
B-b-b-b-but
that's me.

426
00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:02,380
That's me.

427
00:21:06,419 --> 00:21:09,587
I'm about to greet an
extremely senior colleague.

428
00:21:09,588 --> 00:21:11,990
- How do I look? Smart?
- Very smart, sir.

429
00:21:11,991 --> 00:21:15,159
Good. Don't want these Scotland
Yard wallahs looking down on us.

430
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,896
- I must look my absolute best.
- ( squishes )

431
00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:24,135
Oh my god, my hat's full of sick.

432
00:21:31,309 --> 00:21:33,810
Jam it down, sir. Jam it down.

433
00:21:33,811 --> 00:21:36,212
If you don't take it
off, you'll be fine.

434
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,423
Good afternoon, commander.
I'm awfully sorry to keep you.

435
00:21:49,424 --> 00:21:52,626
Inspector Fowler, I presume.

436
00:21:52,627 --> 00:21:54,896
Commander Crow, special branch.

437
00:21:56,198 --> 00:21:58,266
What's the matter?
Don't you remove your hat

438
00:21:58,267 --> 00:21:59,766
When addressing a senior officer?!

439
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,972
No, sir...

440
00:22:04,973 --> 00:22:07,474
I am a Sikh.

441
00:22:13,347 --> 00:22:16,315
I am forbidden to bare my head.

442
00:22:16,316 --> 00:22:20,719
I see. Well, no disrespect intended.

443
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,189
Now, look here, your
colleague inspector Grim here

444
00:22:24,190 --> 00:22:26,491
Has pulled off a superb piece of work.

445
00:22:26,492 --> 00:22:30,762
He has located a man he strongly
suspects of being a terrorist,

446
00:22:30,763 --> 00:22:32,597
And what we require from you, Fowler,

447
00:22:32,598 --> 00:22:34,031
Is the use of your facilities.

448
00:22:34,032 --> 00:22:37,134
I see. Well, that'll be a pleasure, sir.

449
00:22:37,135 --> 00:22:39,069
It's second on the left,

450
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,272
And you're very welcome
to use the liquid soap

451
00:22:41,273 --> 00:22:44,440
Marked "Fowler's, keep off."

452
00:22:44,441 --> 00:22:47,377
Not those facilities
you bonehead, the cells.

453
00:22:47,378 --> 00:22:50,346
Of course, I understand.

454
00:22:50,347 --> 00:22:53,482
- Let me show you, sir.
- Your prisoner, detective inspector Grim.

455
00:22:53,483 --> 00:22:56,418
Thank you, sir.

456
00:22:56,419 --> 00:22:58,086
Oh yes, Fowler-

457
00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:00,155
There is one thing you can do.

458
00:23:00,156 --> 00:23:02,257
- Sir.
- Get your uniform dry cleaned,

459
00:23:02,258 --> 00:23:05,294
It smells like a drunk's
thrown up in your hat.

460
00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:11,632
So, fancy a drink after work then?

461
00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:13,935
Sorry, Kevin, I'm going out with Gary.

462
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:16,070
He doesn't like you
for yourself, you know.

463
00:23:16,071 --> 00:23:18,838
- He's only interested in one thing.
- You're wrong there.

464
00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:21,841
He's a nice bloke. He's even
nice about you, as it happens.

465
00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:23,543
He says we should take you out with us.

466
00:23:23,544 --> 00:23:26,313
I said forget it. I'm not
having you hanging about

467
00:23:26,314 --> 00:23:27,914
Like the last turkey in the shop.

468
00:23:31,117 --> 00:23:32,584
Please, don't bother to knock.

469
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,820
Sometimes formalities
have to take second place

470
00:23:34,821 --> 00:23:37,256
To the urgent business of
counterterrorism, Fowler.

471
00:23:37,257 --> 00:23:40,525
I should count myself lucky you
didn't come in through the window.

472
00:23:43,395 --> 00:23:45,163
Grim, you don't smoke.

473
00:23:45,164 --> 00:23:48,833
Oh yes I do, sometimes. I
smoke sometimes, certainly.

474
00:23:50,369 --> 00:23:53,570
Right
- MI6 will be arriving shortly

475
00:23:53,571 --> 00:23:54,972
To interrogate the prisoner.

476
00:23:54,973 --> 00:23:58,075
I'm leaving you in
charge till I get back.

477
00:23:58,076 --> 00:24:02,179
I'm going into town to
buy a leather jacket.

478
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:04,180
Sir
- excuse me.

479
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:05,881
The lady from the latimer estate

480
00:24:05,882 --> 00:24:07,883
Neighborhood watch scheme to see you.

481
00:24:07,884 --> 00:24:10,987
Dear, oh dear, Raymond, I don't
know how you stand the pace,

482
00:24:10,988 --> 00:24:14,123
You should slow down. ( coughs )

483
00:24:14,124 --> 00:24:15,857
You'll do yourself a mischief.

484
00:24:17,393 --> 00:24:19,861
You asked us to report
anything unusual going on,

485
00:24:19,862 --> 00:24:22,530
And I think gangs of coppers with guns

486
00:24:22,531 --> 00:24:25,934
Running all over Mr.
Dibley's petunias is unusual.

487
00:24:25,935 --> 00:24:28,635
And of course you're
absolutely right, Mrs. Rabbit.

488
00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:31,538
However, I can assure
you that special branch

489
00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:34,108
Had very good reasons
indeed for making the arrest.

490
00:24:34,109 --> 00:24:36,576
I know all about what
mr. Dibley's been up to.

491
00:24:36,577 --> 00:24:39,345
- You do?
- Oh yes. He told me.

492
00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:41,714
He's always going on
about the crimes he's done,

493
00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:43,582
Always boasting about them.

494
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,185
Of course, we all thought it was lies.

495
00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:48,788
I was amazed when all
those coppers turned up.

496
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,857
You poor bloody fool.

497
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:56,161
You don't know what you've
caught here, do you? Name a crime.

498
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:59,064
You're arrested on suspicion
of planning terrorism.

499
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,998
That was just kids stuff. Name another.

500
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,334
The great train robbery?

501
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,737
Oh, you're smarter than
what I thought, copper.

502
00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:09,140
Yeah, that was one of mine.
Go on, give us another one.

503
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,175
The assassination of
president Kennedy?

504
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,143
Me again. Pow. ( laughs )

505
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:15,145
Thank you, mr. Dibley, that'll be all.

506
00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:16,813
No, I got a lot more to talk about yet.

507
00:25:16,814 --> 00:25:18,315
Do you know that second world war?

508
00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:21,351
I started that!

509
00:25:21,352 --> 00:25:23,653
All I can say, Fowler,
is you have saved me

510
00:25:23,654 --> 00:25:26,422
From complete and utter ridicule.

511
00:25:26,423 --> 00:25:29,825
If you had not uncovered
the fact that our terrorist

512
00:25:29,826 --> 00:25:32,461
Was one of these insane hoaxes,

513
00:25:32,462 --> 00:25:35,763
I could well have ended up looking
like a beautifully uniformed turd.

514
00:25:35,764 --> 00:25:38,132
Yes, I can imagine

515
00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:39,934
The director of public prosecutions

516
00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:42,503
Picking one or two holes
in the confessions of a man

517
00:25:42,504 --> 00:25:44,973
Who claims to have
decapitated Charles I.

518
00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:48,708
As for you, Grim,

519
00:25:48,709 --> 00:25:51,044
You are a disgrace to the service

520
00:25:51,045 --> 00:25:54,714
And I hope I never set eyes on
your fatuous features ever again.

521
00:25:54,715 --> 00:25:56,783
Does that mean that perhaps you won't

522
00:25:56,784 --> 00:25:59,118
Be recommending me to
join special branch, sir?

523
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,887
That is the first correct
deduction you have made

524
00:26:01,888 --> 00:26:03,089
Since joining the force.

525
00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:04,523
Congratulations.

526
00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,894
I hope you kept the
receipt for the jacket.

527
00:26:11,563 --> 00:26:13,465
Frankly, Maggie, after what you told me

528
00:26:13,466 --> 00:26:14,932
About last night's performance

529
00:26:14,933 --> 00:26:17,168
I'd be surprised if he turns up at all.

530
00:26:17,169 --> 00:26:19,704
Hi, babe. Sorry I'm late.

531
00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:23,240
Tough day. Had to save some
nuns from a burning convent.

532
00:26:23,241 --> 00:26:25,575
Gosh, Gary, you're so amazing.

533
00:26:25,576 --> 00:26:27,544
I told those nuns,
"don't play with candles

534
00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:29,980
'cause I won't always be
there to put out the fire."

535
00:26:31,449 --> 00:26:33,983
You know, Kev, that
uniform really suits you.

536
00:26:35,919 --> 00:26:38,254
Yes, well, anyway, so Gary-

537
00:26:38,255 --> 00:26:41,624
- Where're you gonna take me?
- I thought Kev might know a decent boozer.

538
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,691
You know, a real "ladsy" place.

539
00:26:43,692 --> 00:26:45,360
How about it, mate,
can I buy you a pint?

540
00:26:45,361 --> 00:26:47,562
- Well- - he's
not thirsty!

541
00:26:47,563 --> 00:26:51,033
Maggie, that's the terrorist!

542
00:26:51,034 --> 00:26:54,002
That's right, so nobody move.

543
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:56,904
I'm armed and I'm dangerous.

544
00:26:56,905 --> 00:26:58,739
And I'm gonna take a hostage.

545
00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:01,475
- Who's it gonna be?
- Take me.

546
00:27:01,476 --> 00:27:04,211
No, Maggie, you're too
beautiful to die, take me.

547
00:27:04,212 --> 00:27:07,547
No, Kev, you're too
beautiful to die. Take me.

548
00:27:12,453 --> 00:27:14,087
What is going on here?

549
00:27:14,088 --> 00:27:16,289
Watch out, Raymond, it's
the terrorist. He's armed.

550
00:27:16,290 --> 00:27:18,023
I appreciate your concern, Patricia,

551
00:27:18,024 --> 00:27:19,691
But this man is no more a terrorist

552
00:27:19,692 --> 00:27:22,127
Than I am Joanna Lumley.

553
00:27:22,128 --> 00:27:24,729
He is, in fact, a looney.

554
00:27:27,233 --> 00:27:28,500
Now get out.

555
00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:30,734
And if I ever catch you
lying to the police again,

556
00:27:30,735 --> 00:27:32,770
It'll be wormwood scrubs for you.

557
00:27:32,771 --> 00:27:36,574
Prison can't hold the birdman.

558
00:27:36,575 --> 00:27:38,409
Go away.

559
00:27:41,779 --> 00:27:45,215
I think you might've
told me you were gay.

560
00:27:45,216 --> 00:27:47,684
You must've known I liked you.

561
00:27:47,685 --> 00:27:50,120
Exactly. I thought we were friends.

562
00:27:50,121 --> 00:27:52,121
But it turns out you're
only after one thing.

563
00:27:52,122 --> 00:27:54,790
And you aren't interested
physically in girls at all?

564
00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:56,892
Not interested? Not capable.

565
00:27:56,893 --> 00:27:59,462
Not even if I put it in a splint.

566
00:28:00,564 --> 00:28:02,398
So you fancy Kevin,

567
00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:04,632
Kevin fancies me,

568
00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:05,833
And I fancy you.

569
00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:11,506
I'll go and get the dominoes, shall I?

570
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,642
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