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♪ SQUEAL IF YOU WANT TO

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♪ YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
THINK THAT HARD ♪

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♪ IT COULD BE WAX
AND IT COULD BE GLUE ♪

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♪ IT COULD BE ANYTHING

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♪ ANYTHING

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♪ AND I HEARD ABOUT
YOUR VACATION ♪

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♪ WELL, WE SAW IT
ON THE TV STATION ♪

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♪ IT CAME DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN ♪

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♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN

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♪ DOWN LIKE A DIVE-BOMB

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♪ IT COMES DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN ♪

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♪ LIKE A DIVE-BOMB

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[AIRPLANE ENGINE]

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[INCOMING OBJECT
WHISTLING]

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OH.

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OOH.

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DEAR BONIE D,

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HERE ARE YOUR TEST RESULTS.

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[BIRDS TWEETING]

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♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN

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♪ LIKE A DIVE-BOMB

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WELL, SHOULD THERE BE
A PRAYER OR SOMETHING?

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[GIGGLING]

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QUIET, YOU.

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TODD, YOU OK?

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PIECE OF CAKE.

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WE CAN DO THIS.

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[WHIMPERING]

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ALL RIGHT. OK.

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LET'S GO.

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ON 3.

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1...

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1...

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1...
2...

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2...

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Kirsten: 3.

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ARE WE HAPPY?

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YES!
WE'RE HAPPY.

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FABER?

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MAN, THEY REALLY
SEAL THESE.

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GIVE ME THAT.

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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

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OH, MAN.
PERFECT SCORES.

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Kirsten:
YOU GOT PERFECT SCORES.

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I GUESS I TEST WELL.

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YES!

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SO YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS MEANS, DON'T YOU?

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BIG SCREW-UP
AT S.A.T. CENTRAL?

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FREE REFILLS?

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NO.

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WE CAN ALL BE
IN BOSTON TOGETHER.

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OOH.

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WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

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ME AND YOU?

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BOSTON?

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ALONE?

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MM-HMM.

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OOH.

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SOUNDS A LITTLE HECTIC.

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HOW COME YOU NEVER
RETURN MY CALLS?

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[WHIMPERS]

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[WINGS FLAPPING
AND BIRDS SQUAWKING]

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ALL RIGHT,
JUST CLOSE YOUR TEXTBOOKS.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

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CALCULUS IS NOT FOR WIMPS.

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28% OF YOU
DID NOT PASS THE MIDTERM.

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MISS NATAFIO...

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SHAKE THE DUST
OUT OF YOUR SKULL.

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MR. BUCHANAN,
I'VE SEEN SQUIRRELS

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SCORE HIGHER ON TESTS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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TRUE STORY.

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MR. FABER.

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KNOCK IT OFF.

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YOU'RE MAKING EVERYBODY
LOOK BAD.

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Woman: OOH.

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MR. BOOMER.

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HMM.

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YOU WERE FLYING HIGH.

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DID YOU HIT AN AIR POCKET?

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EXCUSE ME, MR. MUELLER?

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DID YOU FALL ASLEEP
AT THE CONTROLS?

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IS THERE TERRORISM
INVOLVED?

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YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN
IN FLAMES.

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SEE ME AFTER CLASS.

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[BELL RINGS]

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DON'T FORGET, HAVE YOUR
PARENTS SIGN THOSE

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AND RETURN THEM TO ME.

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YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

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HAVE A NICE DAY.

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YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,
MR. MUE--

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OH. YOU CAN TAKE
YOUR FORM BACK.

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I WON'T BE RECOMMENDING
YOU FOR HARVARD.

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WHAT?

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MR. MUELLER,
IT WAS ONE BAD GRADE.

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17,000 EXCELLENT STUDENTS

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APPLY THERE EVERY YEAR.

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86% DON'T GET IN.

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YOU DO THE MATH.

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YEAH, BUT UP UNTIL NOW
I'VE HAD GREAT GRADES.

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UP UNTIL NOW
IT'S BEEN LITTLE LEAGUE.

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LOOK, I'LL TRY HARDER.
I'LL BRING MY GRADE UP.

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YEAH.

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WELL...I WON'T
HOLD MY BREATH.

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CLOSE THE DOOR
ON YOUR WAY OUT.

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[TWIG SNAPS]

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AAH!

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[BIRDS CRYING]

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GOOD ONE!

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SORRY.

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SOMETIMES YOU JUST
GOTTA SCREAM, YOU KNOW?

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I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

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AAH!

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HOW WAS THAT?

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MISS?

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WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

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♪ WHEN I WAS BACK
I WAS A YOUNG AND BITTER MAN ♪

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HI, YOU GUYS.
ISN'T THIS GREAT?

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ANOTHER KIM O'BRIEN
HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA.

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SO THE RULES ARE:

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NO BEER, NO DOPE...

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NO SEX.
NO SEX.

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WE KNOW THEM.
RIGHT. OF COURSE.

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YOU KNOW I JUST
HAVE TO SAY IT.

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THERE'S BEERS
IN THE FRIDGE.

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OF COURSE THOSE ARE
THE 3 SELLING POINTS

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THAT GOT US HERE.

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OH, YEAH, I KNOW.

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I'M GOING TO GO SAY HI
TO JENN.

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REMEMBER, WE MUST DANCE.
DON'T FORGET.

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I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

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BYE.
SEE YOU.

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YOU LOOK...

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SUPER TONIGHT, KIM.

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AW, THANKS.

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OH, MY GOD!

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BRAD, TANYA!

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OH, HEY!

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SUPER!

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I SAID SUPER.

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YES, YOU DID.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH ME.

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EVERY TIME I GET AROUND
A GIRL I LIKE,

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I TURN INTO GREG BRADY
WITH BETTER HAIR.

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♪ I'M TURNING JAPANESE,
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE ♪

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♪ I REALLY THINK SO

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♪ I'M TURNING JAPANESE,
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE ♪

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♪ I REALLY THINK SO

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WANT TO DANCE?

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YES. YES.

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OK.

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GREAT.
SURE.

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OH, GOD.

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OHH!

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♪ I'M TURNING JAPANESE,
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE ♪

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♪ I REALLY THINK SO

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YES!

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PAUL? PAUL, OVER HERE!

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♪ I BET YOU PICTURE HER,
I BET YOU PICTURE HER... ♪

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♪ I WANT TO TALK TO HER

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♪ SOMETIMES I PICTURE HER

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♪ SO I CAN LOOK AT YOU
FROM INSIDE AS WELL... ♪

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OH, MAN.

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WHY DO WE COME
TO THESE THINGS, AGAIN?

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OH, I DON'T KNOW.

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I GUESS...
TO APPRECIATE IT MORE

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WHEN WE'RE ALONE.

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MMM.

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MMM, MR. SMOOTH.

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OH, LET'S GO OUT
TO THE PARK.

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THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO SHOW YOU.

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COME ON.

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NO, NO.

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COME ON.

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DON'T MAKE ME--
OH, TWIST MY ARM.

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OH.

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SO...

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SO, HOW ABOUT
ANOTHER POEM?

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OK.

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OK.

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ARE YOU STILL COLD?

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I MEAN, IF YOU ARE,
WE COULD GO BACK.

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NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS NICE.

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IT'S, UM...

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I MEAN...

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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I'M...READY.

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WHAT?!

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I--I THOUGHT THAT...

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YOU--TODD.

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I-I'M--

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YOU KNOW...

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I'M--I'M SORRY.

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JUST...

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LET'S GO.

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PAUL?

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PAUL!

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OH. THERE YOU ARE.

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OH, GOD.

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I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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OH, THANK GOD.

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I CAN'T TALK NOW.
I'M BEING CHASED BY A NUN.

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DRIVE! GO, GO, GO!

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♪ WHATEVER COMES AND GOES

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♪ WHATEVER COMES AND GOES

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SO YOU AND KIRSTEN...

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NO.

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MISSION SCRUBBED.

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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I PULLED OUT A CONDOM.

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I THOUGHT THEY WANTED US
TO USE CONDOMS.

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NO, I MEAN

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I PULLED IT OUT
TOO EARLY.

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THERE'S A TIME LIMIT?

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I GUESS SO.

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Man on radio:
101.7 KFNX, BOSTON.

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IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE CHILLY...

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Todd: AH, YES, ANOTHER
EXCITING EVENING IN SOUTHPORT.

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Woman: OHH!

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DID YOU SEE THAT?

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00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,406
YEAH.

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I'M GOING BACK.

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ARE YOU INSANE?

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PROBABLY.

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AT LEAST WE'LL HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO.

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Todd: WOW. LOOK AT THAT.

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YEAH. '66 CORVETTE
STINGRAY.

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HOLD IT.

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SHH, SHH, SHH.

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HI. YOU NEED SOME HELP?

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YOU GUYS COOL?

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YEAH.

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WE'RE COOL.

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YEAH.

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OH, WAIT.
YOU'RE THE GUY

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FROM THE RESERVOIR.

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YEAH.

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00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:46,923
HI.

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00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,969
YOU WANT TO HOP IN?

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THANKS.

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WHAT RESERVOIR?

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IS THERE A RESERVOIR
I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT?

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WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE
DOESN'T CARRY A SPARE TIRE?

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UM...I DON'T KNOW.

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I THINK IT WAS
A RHETORICAL QUESTION.

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THANKS FOR STOPPING.

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I'M VICKY.

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HI. I'M TODD.
THIS IS FABER.

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HEY!

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THAT HAS GOT TO BE

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JUST ABOUT THE NEATEST CAR.

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YEAH, WELL...

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IT'S MY HUSBAND'S.

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[SHIVERING]

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UH, IF YOU'RE COLD,
THERE'S A JACKET BACK THERE

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THAT YOU CAN WEAR.

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YEAH. THANKS.

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I GOT WET
STANDING OUT THERE.

263
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,031
CAN WE TAKE YOU ANYWHERE?

264
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,381
WHERE YOU GOING?

265
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,558
NOWHERE.

266
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,559
NOWHERE.

267
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,734
[LAUGHS]

268
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,388
ME, TOO.

269
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,825
NOWHERE.

270
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,568
OK, FINE.

271
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,093
OK.

272
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,052
THANK YOU.
THERE YOU ARE.

273
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,663
THANKS VERY MUCH.

274
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,100
AND YOUR LOBSTER.

275
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,928
I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

276
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,930
THERE IS SOMETHING
VERY WEIRD GOING ON HERE.

277
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,063
IF BY WEIRD, YOU MEAN
THAT WE'RE HANGING OUT

278
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,760
WITH A GORGEOUSLY
STUNNING WOMAN,

279
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,066
THEN YES,
THIS IS WEIRD.

280
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,415
EXACTLY.

281
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,416
WHOO.

282
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,417
WHOO.

283
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,854
WELL, THEY'RE SENDING
A TOW TRUCK

284
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,595
IN ABOUT AN HOUR.

285
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,771
AW, GREAT!

286
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,078
EXCELLENT.

287
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:43,170
SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS,
JUST OUT CRUISING THE NIGHT?

288
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:46,086
YOU KNOW, WE WERE
DOWN AT THE BEACH

289
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,739
AT A SHINDIG.

290
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,089
SHINDIG?

291
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,439
SHINDIG? WHEN DID YOU START
CHANNELING DICK CLARK?

292
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,614
[GIGGLING]

293
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:55,225
I DON'T USUALLY SAY
SHINDIG. IT'S JUST...

294
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,574
HE DOESN'T.

295
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,229
I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER SAID SHINDIG.

296
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,579
HE HASN'T.
I CAN VOUCH FOR HIM.

297
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:02,754
[GIGGLING]

298
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,017
YOU GUYS.

299
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,496
YOU WANT TO, UH, ORDER
SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING,

300
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,890
AND WE'LL DRIVE YOU
OVER LATER?

301
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,065
OH, UH...

302
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,893
YEAH.

303
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,460
YEAH.

304
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,812
PEGGY. CAN...

305
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,640
SO, UH, WHAT DOES ONE DO

306
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:19,815
AT THESE SHINDIGS?

307
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,122
IT'S KIND OF BEEN
A WHILE FOR ME.

308
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,254
A LOT OF...ANXIETY...

309
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:25,603
REJECTION.

310
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,258
IT'S SUPER.

311
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,043
ARE YOU OK?

312
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,783
ICE CREAM HEADACHE.

313
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:32,915
UH-HUH.

314
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,874
HE GETS THEM
ALL THE TIME.

315
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,484
[WHIMPERING]

316
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,921
Vicky: MMM.

317
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,618
MMM.

318
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,361
MMM-MMM.

319
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,015
MMM.

320
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,495
MMM.

321
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,105
MMM.

322
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,933
MMM.

323
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:51,716
OH. SORRY.

324
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,240
I JUST LOVE ICE CREAM.

325
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,983
I HAVEN'T HAD ANY
IN AGES.

326
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,724
Todd: SO, VICKY,
WH-WHAT DO YOU DO?

327
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:05,034
OH, UM, I'M KIND OF
BETWEEN THINGS RIGHT NOW.

328
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,254
MUSIC...

329
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,646
STUDYING...

330
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,952
SCULPTING.

331
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,084
SCULPTING?

332
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,738
YEAH. IT'S, UH,
MOSTLY METAL WORK.

333
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,263
IT'S KIND OF
A HOBBY OF MINE.

334
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,265
COOL.

335
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,441
Faber: HEH HEH HEH.

336
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,182
YES...

337
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,618
HA HA HA HA!

338
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,880
HE DID IT!

339
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,447
HA HA HA HA!

340
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,404
GREAT.

341
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,492
LET'S GO.

342
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,493
AWW...

343
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,973
SORRY.

344
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,629
AND 11 CENTS.

345
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,630
THANK YOU.

346
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,761
THANKS.

347
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,155
SHOULDN'T YOU AT LEAST
LET US GET THE TIP

348
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,243
OR SOMETHING, PLEASE?

349
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,418
IF YOU WANT TO.

350
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,854
[MUTTERING
CALCULATIONS]

351
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,421
ABOUT 2.75.

352
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,422
2.75...

353
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,423
OOH....

354
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,250
DUDE.

355
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,425
SHE DUSTED YOU.

356
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,341
MATH DEGREE,
UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT.

357
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,517
VERY USEFUL.

358
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,783
MATH DEGREE?

359
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:07,749
UH...SO, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT CALCULUS?

360
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,925
YEAH.

361
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,798
SEE, UH--

362
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,976
I--I TANKED
THIS MIDTERM, AND, UH...

363
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,978
IF I DON'T PASS
THIS COURSE,

364
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,067
MY LIFE IS BASICALLY
OVER WITH.

365
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,287
OH...COME ON.
I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE.

366
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,375
OH, IT'S TRUE.

367
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,422
JEEZ, TODD, I CAN HELP
YOU WITH CALCU--

368
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,772
AAH!
[TIRES SCREECH]

369
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,774
UH, SORRY, GUYS.

370
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,384
UH...

371
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,125
SQUIRREL.

372
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,356
WELL, HERE IT IS.

373
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:53,360
YOU NEED US TO FOLLOW
YOU OR ANYTHING?

374
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,056
[SHIVERING]

375
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,666
NO. I'M FINE. REALLY.

376
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:59,627
I WAS REALLY HAVING
A BAD NIGHT THERE

377
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,194
FOR A WHILE.

378
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,934
BUT YOU...

379
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,502
YOU'RE...

380
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,330
ANYWAY...

381
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,592
I SHOULD GO.

382
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,160
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP.

383
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,423
BYE, FABER.

384
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,425
BYE.

385
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,090
AMAZING.

386
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:31,006
TOTALLY AMAZING.

387
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,445
VICKY!

388
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,101
LOOK, UM...

389
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,755
ABOUT CALCULUS...

390
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,497
YOU THINK I COULD...
GET SOME HELP?

391
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,715
UH...

392
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:45,890
WELL, I--

393
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,979
PLEASE, LOOK,
I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT.

394
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,243
YOU'D BE SAVING MY LIFE.

395
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,157
UH...

396
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,116
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

397
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,248
YEAH?

398
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,597
GREAT.

399
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,685
THANKS.

400
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,557
OH, HEY, YOU CAN CALL ME.
I'M LISTED.

401
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,124
LAST NAME'S BOOMER.

402
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,169
2 Os.

403
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,692
OK.

404
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:07,042
GOOD NIGHT.

405
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,223
BOOMER WITH 2 Os.

406
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,616
AS IN MORON.

407
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,314
YEAH, AS IN MORON.

408
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,513
TRICK OR TREAT.

409
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,473
WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?

410
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,872
[TV PLAYING]

411
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,232
KIND OF LATE, ISN'T IT?

412
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:09,060
WHY ARE YOU STILL UP?

413
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,716
NOT THE BEST DAY
OF YOUR ACADEMIC CAREER.

414
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:19,549
I MEAN, I DON'T--
I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

415
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,030
I'M DISAPPOINTED.

416
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,598
I'M--I'M ANGRY.

417
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,990
AND I'M SAD.

418
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,950
I'M SAD THAT THE ONE THING
YOU'VE WORKED SO HARD FOR

419
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,212
IS JUST--IT'S JUST--

420
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,475
IT'S JUST SLIPPING RIGHT
THROUGH YOUR FINGERS.

421
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,824
DAD, IT'S JUST ONE--

422
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,175
LET ME FINISH.

423
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,614
W-WE WORKED SO HARD
FOR THIS THING,

424
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,051
AND HARVARD IS--
IT'S THERE, YOU KNOW?

425
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,313
ON A PLATTER.
IT'S JUST WAITING FOR YOU,

426
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,577
AND YOU'RE JUST--
YOU'RE JUST BLOWING IT.

427
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,535
I KNOW.

428
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:51,799
THAT'S WHY I SHOULD
GET A TUTOR.

429
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,931
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

430
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,238
YEAH, DAD, I GOTTA KICK ASS
ON THIS COURSE, RIGHT?

431
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,239
I SHOULD GET SOME HELP.

432
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,634
YOU'RE...YOU'RE GONNA
GET A TUTOR?

433
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,157
THAT'S GREAT.

434
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,550
THAT IS GREAT.

435
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:04,986
I-I'LL HELP YOU
GET ONE.

436
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:08,424
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY,
I'VE GOT IT TAKEN CARE OF.

437
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,079
YOUDID?

438
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,237
HI.

439
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,892
THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE.

440
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:43,590
THE ANSWERS

441
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,767
TO YOUR MATH FINAL...

442
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,378
ARE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE

443
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,859
ON MY BODY.

444
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,557
FIND THEM.

445
00:20:57,038 --> 00:21:00,346
THAT'S MY WIFE, PUNK!

446
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,800
WHAT IS THIS, OLIVE LOAF?

447
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,368
YES, WEASEL,
THIS IS OLIVE LOAF.

448
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:25,153
CAKE.

449
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,897
WELL,
FINALLY HIT THE WALL

450
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,159
WITH MY MOM.

451
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,291
SHE DRIVES ME INSANE.

452
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,467
I'M GONNA MOVE OUT
TO THAT CABIN IN BACK.

453
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,470
CABIN? FABER,
THAT'S NOT A CABIN.

454
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,602
THAT'S A TOOLSHED.
YOU REALIZE THIS?

455
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,083
YOU'LL BE SLEEPING
WITH WEED-BE-GONE.

456
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:43,911
BANANA.

457
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,698
SO, UM...

458
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:51,658
HAVE YOU SPOKEN
TO KIRSTEN?

459
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,355
NO.

460
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,617
OH, BUT, UH...

461
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,619
GUESS WHO CALLED.

462
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,752
SHE CALLED?

463
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,319
SHE CALLED.

464
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,755
WHO CALLED?

465
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,148
NOBODY.
NOBODY.

466
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:09,545
UM...

467
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:12,809
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
THE OTHER NIGHT.

468
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,289
OH, YEAH, ME, TOO.

469
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,812
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

470
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:16,857
NO, NO. I'M SORRY.

471
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,816
I THINK I OVERREACTED
A LITTLE BIT.

472
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,992
OH, NO.
EVERYTHING'S...COOL.

473
00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,124
REALLY?

474
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,953
I GUESS I JUST NEED
A LITTLE MORE TIME,

475
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,607
YOU KNOW?

476
00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:32,002
TIME IS GOOD.

477
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,440
BUT, UM...

478
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:38,879
HEY, NOT TOO MUCH
TIME, OK?

479
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,863
HMM.

480
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,399
WOW!

481
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,146
BUT THAT IS WHAT
THERAPY IS FOR.

482
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,061
[INDISTINCT VOICE
ON TELEPHONE]

483
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,802
NO, ELLEN, I DISAGREE.

484
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:36,327
I THINK IT DOES QUALIFY
AS A COLD.

485
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:38,634
[DOORBELL RINGS]

486
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,462
Todd: I'LL GET IT.

487
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,508
I GOT IT.

488
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,731
HELLO.

489
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:49,602
HI.

490
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:50,820
MR. BOOMER?

491
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,606
YES. WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'RE SELLING, I'LL BUY

492
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:56,130
OR GIVE GENEROUSLY TO.

493
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,044
[LAUGHS]

494
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:57,871
UH, ACTUALLY,

495
00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:00,569
I'M TODD'S TUTOR VICKY.

496
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:03,485
YOU'RETODD'S TUTOR?

497
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,792
UH-HUH.

498
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,273
COME IN.

499
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,493
COME IN.

500
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:12,494
THANKS.

501
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:15,062
SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND
THE WORLD...

502
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,238
SO MUCH BETTER.

503
00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,066
ELAINE,

504
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,546
COME MEET TODD'S TUTOR.

505
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:21,764
Vicky: HI, TODD.

506
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,723
HI.

507
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:26,813
VICKY, COULD I ASK YOU
TO TAKE A SEAT

508
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,510
FOR JUST A SECOND?

509
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:29,511
SURE.

510
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,512
GREAT.

511
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,296
ELVIS.

512
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,518
WELL, ELLEN, IF YOU
CHECKED YOURSELF IN,

513
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:37,911
YOU COULD
CHECK YOURSELF OUT.

514
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,566
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

515
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,524
DOES, UH, SHE KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT CALCULUS,

516
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:45,527
OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA TAKE
THE 50 BUCKS AN HOUR

517
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,137
AND HAVE A PARTY?

518
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:48,269
DAD, SHE'S GOT A DEGREE.

519
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:52,316
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW.
HERE, GIVE IT A TRY.

520
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,231
ALL RIGHT.

521
00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,321
VICKY.

522
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,585
WOULD IT BE OK
IF I JUST ASKED YOU

523
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:00,629
A QUESTION OR TWO,

524
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:01,935
JUST TO MAKE SURE
YOU KNOW YOUR--

525
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,066
YOU'RE UP ON
THIS MATERIAL?

526
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,721
HE'S GOING TO ASK HER
A QUESTION OR TWO.

527
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,941
UH, SURE.

528
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,333
ALL RIGHT, HERE.

529
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,161
"IF 3A OVER 5

530
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,859
"REPRESENTS
THE CHANGE IN FORCE

531
00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,338
"APPLIED TO
A MOVING OBJECT,

532
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:18,604
WHAT EQUATION REPRESENTS
ITS MOMENTUM?"

533
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,736
UH...

534
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:23,130
OH, HOLD ON.
HOLD ON, ELLEN.

535
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,958
DAD.

536
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,176
HMM?

537
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:31,878
3/5 TIMES THE INTEGRAL
OF A.

538
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:35,664
[CLOSES BOOK]

539
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:36,622
OK.

540
00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:37,971
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR DINNER.

541
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:39,799
YOU GUYS HAVE FUN.

542
00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:42,976
I GUESS I WAS
EXPECTING SOMEONE

543
00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:44,630
A LITTLE MORE...

544
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:45,631
MATURE.

545
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:46,806
ARE YOU KIDDING?

546
00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:49,243
TODD IS GONNA WORK
HIS BUTT OFF

547
00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:50,984
TO IMPRESS
A WOMAN LIKE THAT.

548
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:54,074
DO YOU REALLY THINK
SHE'S THAT ATTRACTIVE?

549
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:55,423
FOR ME? NO.

550
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,425
NO. BUT I'M JUST THINKING
FROM TODD'S PERSPECTIVE.

551
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:59,775
YOU SEE, SHE'S OLDER.
SHE'S MORE SOPHISTICATED.

552
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,516
AND THAT CAN BE
VERY APPEALING

553
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,519
IF YOU, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU GO FOR THAT...

554
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,173
SORT OF THING.

555
00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:07,217
OH.

556
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:10,177
I DON'T...GO FOR
THAT SORT OF THING.

557
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,135
[CLEARS THROAT]

558
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,354
OK.

559
00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:14,921
I THOUGHT WE'D START OFF
WITH YOUR LAST TEST

560
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,879
AND WORK FROM THERE.

561
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,664
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

562
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,666
I'M SURE
I'VE GOT THIS WRONG.

563
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,145
♪ ...ACROSS A ROOM

564
00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:25,888
♪ AND I GUESS THIS MEANS
WE'RE FIGHTING AGAIN ♪

565
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:26,889
[CONVERSATION INAUDIBLE]

566
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,978
♪ THE ROOM
IS STARTING TO SPIN ♪

567
00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,066
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

568
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:34,462
♪ FLOATING AROUND
INSIDE MY HEAD ♪

569
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:38,248
♪ AND I FELT IT...

570
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,207
EXACTLY.

571
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,644
DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING TO DRINK?

572
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:45,038
OH, SURE.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE.

573
00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,561
YEAH.

574
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,171
UH...

575
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,521
WE'VE GOT...LEMONADE

576
00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:51,958
AND CHOCOLATE MILK.

577
00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:56,005
UH...WOULD SCOTCH
BE POSSIBLE?

578
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,966
SCOTCH WOULD BE SO POSSIBLE.

579
00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:01,315
JUST ONE SECOND.

580
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,622
THANKS.

581
00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:07,669
SO WHAT ELSE
DO YOU DO,

582
00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:10,454
TODD BOOMER
WITH 2 Os?

583
00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:13,240
I DON'T KNOW. DRAWING.

584
00:27:14,197 --> 00:27:17,200
I DRAW A COMIC
FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER.

585
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,288
REALLY?

586
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:21,422
MAYBE IT SOUNDS
A LITTLE SILLY, BUT...

587
00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:26,296
NO, IT SOUNDS GREAT.

588
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:29,473
WHAT? I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE UP HERE?

589
00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,345
OH, NO.

590
00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:32,476
UH--STAY.

591
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,652
PLEASE.

592
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,783
[LAUGHS]

593
00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:36,698
HERE.

594
00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,874
THANKS.

595
00:27:38,918 --> 00:27:40,920
[SIGHS]

596
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,880
[SIGHS]

597
00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:45,838
HERE.

598
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:46,665
[BUZZER]

599
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,144
OH, THAT'S MY MEAT--

600
00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,580
MY MEAT LOAF, I MEAN.

601
00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:52,932
OH, I SHOULD LET YOU
HAVE YOUR DINNER.

602
00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:54,107
OH, NO. NO, I MEAN,

603
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,109
I'M NOT EVEN GOING
TO EAT ANY OF IT,

604
00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:57,719
AND THERE'S NO MEAT
IN IT.

605
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,155
I MEAN IT'S JUST...LOAF.

606
00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:00,504
[LAUGHS]

607
00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:01,897
NO, ACTUALLY...

608
00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:03,812
I SHOULD GET HOME.

609
00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,945
ARE YOU REALLY LEAVING?

610
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:09,296
YES, I'M REALLY LEAVING,
TODD.

611
00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:13,648
OH, UM...WELL,
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.

612
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,476
SURE.

613
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:19,219
IT KIND OF FELT GOOD
TO BE, UM...

614
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:20,524
YOU KNOW.

615
00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:23,440
I'M JUST GLAD
I COULD HELP.

616
00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:24,703
SO, UM,

617
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,139
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME A CALL

618
00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:28,968
AFTER YOU FINISH
THE NEXT CHAPTER,

619
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,534
ALL RIGHT?

620
00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:41,676
THERE'S ONLY 3 THINGS
I NEED TO SURVIVE--

621
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,201
COMPUTER, TUNES, FOOD.

622
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:46,289
AND WOMEN?

623
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,771
HEY, WOMEN WILL MAKE
THE LIST SOMEDAY.

624
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,164
AS SOON AS I LEARN
HOW TO SPEAK TO THEM

625
00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:54,341
WITHOUT MY TONGUE
INFLATING.

626
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,431
SO, COME ON.
WHAT HAPPENED?

627
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:58,562
WE DID CALCULUS.

628
00:28:58,606 --> 00:28:59,476
AND THAT'S IT?

629
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,478
YEAH. I MEAN,
IT WAS PROBABLY

630
00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:02,784
THE BEST CALCULUS EVER.

631
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,438
IT MADE ME WANT TO HAVE
A CIGARETTE AFTERWARDS,

632
00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,831
BUT IT WAS JUST CALCULUS.

633
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,659
OOH, I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE
DONE WITH THE PLACE.

634
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:09,486
BITE ME.

635
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:10,574
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

636
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,707
Faber's Mom: PAUL! PAUL!
WHERE ARE YOU?

637
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,621
GOD!

638
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:16,972
PLEASE, GET IN HERE
RIGHT NOW!

639
00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:19,975
NOTE THE BEAUTY OF
THE FULLY INTEGRATED

640
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:22,021
TOOL SHED AUDIO SYSTEM.

641
00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:24,937
[TURNS UP VOLUME]

642
00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:29,637
Mother: TURN THAT
MUSIC DOWN, PLEASE.

643
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:34,816
PAUL, GET IN HERE!

644
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,471
PAUL!

645
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:41,562
MR. BODEAN, TROLLING
THE MURKY DEPTHS.

646
00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:45,044
MR. FREED,
BOTTOM FEEDING AGAIN.

647
00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:49,048
MR. FABER, SMOOTH SAILING,
AS ALWAYS.

648
00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:52,312
MR. BOOMER, GETTING THE WIND
BACK IN YOUR SAILS.

649
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:53,443
KEEP IT UP.

650
00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:55,489
MR. McADAMS, FAILING.

651
00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,970
♪ GIVE ME LAUGHING GAS

652
00:29:58,013 --> 00:29:59,710
♪ GIVE ME NOVOCAIN

653
00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:00,494
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

654
00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:03,149
♪ GIVE ME FAST RELEASE

655
00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:05,151
♪ EASE THE PAIN
[RING]

656
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,196
♪ TELL ME SECRETS PAST

657
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,851
[RING]♪ TELL ME
SOMETHING DEEP ♪

658
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,767
♪ TELL ME WHAT I ASK

659
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,988
[RING]
♪ HELP ME SLEEP

660
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:17,946
UH, HELLO?

661
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,601
VICKY. HEY, TODD.

662
00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:22,821
OH, HI. HOW ARE YOU?

663
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:23,996
EXCELLENT.

664
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,781
HEY, WE GOT AN 89
ON THIS WEEK'S QUIZ.

665
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,000
WE?

666
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:31,699
YEAH, I MEAN, WE'RE
IN THIS TOGETHER, RIGHT?

667
00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:34,571
UH, OK.

668
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:38,880
SO, UH, YOU THINK YOU
COULD COME BY LATER?

669
00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:39,968
TONIGHT?

670
00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:41,013
PLEASE. I'LL DROWN
WITHOUT YOU.

671
00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:43,493
WE'RE TALKING
TITANICHERE.

672
00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,889
OK. HOW ABOUT 6:00?

673
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:52,111
GREAT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

674
00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:54,461
HEY.
OH, HEY.

675
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,680
HOW GOES IT?
IT GOES GOOD.

676
00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:58,073
GOOD.
YEAH.

677
00:30:58,117 --> 00:30:59,466
OOH, LOOK AT THAT.

678
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,685
SO I GUESS THIS TUTOR'S
WORKING OUT, HUH.

679
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:02,817
YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.

680
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,079
I MEAN, SHE'S
ACTUALLY HIDEOUS.

681
00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,080
REALLY UGLY AND FAT.

682
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:07,256
GOT THAT
WHITE FOAM STUFF.

683
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,344
OH, THAT'S GROSS.

684
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,171
I KNOW, BUT SHE'S
EFFECTIVE, YOU KNOW.

685
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,869
WELL, THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.

686
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:11,782
[BELL RINGS]

687
00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:13,436
OH, I'VE GOT
TO GO TO HISTORY.

688
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,483
OH, WELL, THOSE WHO FAIL
TO GO TO HISTORY...

689
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,050
ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT.

690
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:19,268
EXACTLY.

691
00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:21,096
OH, DON'T FORGET.
IT'S DINER NIGHT TONIGHT.

692
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,315
OH, I CAN'T MAKE IT.

693
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:24,708
I GOT TO KEEP
CRANKING, YOU KNOW.

694
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:29,365
IS SOMETHING WRONG?

695
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:31,063
WHAT?

696
00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,673
I DON'T KNOW. YOU JUST--

697
00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,718
YOU SEEM--YOU SEEM
KIND OF OFF.

698
00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:37,721
I'M SORRY. LOOK, I'LL
TRY TO GET AROUND MORE.

699
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,985
I PROMISE. YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST--

700
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:44,076
A MAN WITH A MISSION.

701
00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:50,212
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

702
00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:52,258
YES.

703
00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:55,870
HI.

704
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,004
ARE YOU READY FOR
YOUR NEXT LESSON?

705
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:02,442
MY PARENTS
ARE DOWNSTAIRS.

706
00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:05,793
YEAH.

707
00:32:10,537 --> 00:32:14,236
[RING]

708
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,240
HELLO?

709
00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:21,461
CHOWDER HEAD,
YOU ARE NOT HERE.

710
00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:22,984
WHERE ARE YOU?
IT'S DINER NIGHT.

711
00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:24,768
OH, SORRY,
I CAN'T MAKE IT.

712
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:27,032
UH, VICKY'S COMING OVER.
DIDN'T KIRSTEN TELL YOU?

713
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:31,079
SHE'S NOT HERE, I GUESS,
WITHOUT THE MAIN ATTRACTION.

714
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,602
[FLY BUZZING]

715
00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:34,822
WELL, MAYBE I CAN
STOP BY LATER.

716
00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:36,345
IT SHOULD BE ANOTHER
GLORIOUS FALL DAY

717
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:39,131
FOR THE GREATER BOSTON AREA
WITH FAIR SKIES...

718
00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:40,306
MM-HMM.

719
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:41,655
Woman on Phone:
WELL, SITTING ON MY HEAD.

720
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:44,049
WELL, I THINK MAYBE YOU
SHOULD STOP ONE MEDICATION

721
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:45,702
BEFORE YOU START ANOTHER.

722
00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:46,790
[DOORBELL RINGS]

723
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:47,704
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD TAKE FIRST?

724
00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:49,576
OH, JUST A SEC.

725
00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,143
WHAT'S GOING ON?

726
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,972
TODD'S TUTOR IS HERE.

727
00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:55,451
HI.

728
00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:57,323
HEY! THERE YOU ARE.

729
00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,498
HI.
DO YOU LIKE HOCKEY?

730
00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:01,283
'CAUSE THERE IS
A GREAT GAME COMING UP.

731
00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:02,197
BRUINS-LEAFS.

732
00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:03,677
OH, I DON'T KNOW
MUCH ABOUT IT.

733
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,721
WELL, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

734
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,114
I'LL EXPLAIN
THE WHOLE THING TO YOU.

735
00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,116
JACK IS FORGETTING
THAT VICKY IS HERE

736
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,291
TO WORK WITH TODD.

737
00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:10,640
RIGHT. RIGHT.

738
00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:12,294
UM, HE'S UPSTAIRS.

739
00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,557
PROBABLY QUIETER UP THERE.

740
00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:15,994
I'LL GO FIND HIM.

741
00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,606
OK. SHE'S A NICE GIRL,
HUH?

742
00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:26,439
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

743
00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:28,180
HI.

744
00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:29,311
IS THIS COOL?

745
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:33,098
YEAH. I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE COMING UP.

746
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:37,058
WOW. WILD ROOM.

747
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,973
THANKS. UH,
JUST HAVE A SEAT.

748
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:42,150
I'LL GET A CHAIR.

749
00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,416
THESE ARE GREAT.

750
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,288
YOU DID THESE?

751
00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:50,811
YEAH.

752
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,334
YOU'RE VERY GOOD.

753
00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:54,032
YOU LIKE THEM?

754
00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:57,035
YEAH. ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.

755
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,649
HERE, TAKE IT.

756
00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:04,085
YEAH?

757
00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:06,348
THANKS.

758
00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:16,141
HERE'S YOUR STACK, FABER.

759
00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:17,664
THANKS, HANK.

760
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,361
YOU BET.

761
00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:23,583
GUESS WHO?

762
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:28,414
CINDY CRAWFORD,
YOU CAME BACK TO ME.

763
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,677
YEAH, WELL, IT'S JUST ME.

764
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,070
SORRY TO
DISAPPOINT YOU.

765
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,159
NO, I'M THRILLED. I DIDN'T
THINK YOU'D MAKE THE TRIP.

766
00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:36,726
ARE YOU KIDDING?
OF COURSE.

767
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:39,207
I THOUGHT MAYBE
WITHOUT TODD.

768
00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:42,471
OH, WELL, I GUESS
HE'S ALL WRAPPED UP

769
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,343
IN THIS CALCULUS
THING, RIGHT?

770
00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:48,695
UH, YEAH, HE'S OBSESSED.

771
00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:52,351
SO, NEXT TIME WE'LL START
WITH THE NEW STUFF.

772
00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:55,484
UH, DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD, UM,

773
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,052
GIVE ME A RIDE
TO THE DINER?

774
00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:02,883
UM, SURE.
I OWE YOU ONE.

775
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,104
Todd: YOU MADE THIS?

776
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,280
YEAH.

777
00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,108
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THE REST OF YOUR WORK.

778
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,414
OH, I DON'T REALLY
SHOW MY ART.

779
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,155
WELL, CAN IT REALLY
BE CONSIDERED ART

780
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:15,504
IF YOU DON'T SHOW IT
TO ANYBODY?

781
00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:18,812
I MEAN, ISN'T THAT MORE LIKE
THERAPY OR SOMETHING?

782
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,728
YOU'RE RIGHT.

783
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,558
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

784
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:29,475
I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE
A PLAIN OLD BURGER.

785
00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:30,780
OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

786
00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:34,436
YOU KNOW, I GET AROUND
SOMEONE, I CAN'T--

787
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,658
I MEAN, I'D LIKE
TO IMPRESS LIKE KIM

788
00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:42,357
AND MY BRAIN JUST FILLS
WITH TRAIL MIX, YOU KNOW?

789
00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:43,358
I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

790
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:46,231
OH, COME ON.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT KIM.

791
00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:47,406
YOU DO FINE.

792
00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:50,017
YEAH, BUT I MEAN,
IT'S DIFFERENT WITH YOU.

793
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:52,019
YOU'RE--

794
00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,979
ANYWAY.

795
00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:58,678
HEY, THERE'S FABER.

796
00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:04,205
WHO--WHO'S THAT?

797
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:05,293
I'M NOT SURE.

798
00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:07,295
WELL, SHE SEEMS SURE.

799
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:11,343
FABER. VICKY FROM THE CAR
THE OTHER NIGHT.

800
00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:15,999
SURE. SURE, UM, VICKY,
THIS IS KIRSTEN.

801
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,566
KIRSTEN, THIS IS VICKY.

802
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,394
HI.
HI.

803
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,962
TODD WAS HOPING
YOU'D STILL BE HERE.

804
00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:22,963
TODD'S HERE?

805
00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:26,836
YEAH, SORRY.
VICKY IS TODD'S TUTOR.

806
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,534
I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT.

807
00:36:28,577 --> 00:36:30,666
HI, GUYS.

808
00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:36,455
SEE YOU MET VICKY.

809
00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,108
YEAH, ALTHOUGH
I DIDN'T SEE

810
00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:42,591
ANY FOAM IN THE CORNERS
OF HER MOUTH, TODD.

811
00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,376
KIRSTEN?

812
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:45,638
IS IT SOMETHING
I SAID?

813
00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:49,250
IT'S MY FAULT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

814
00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:53,602
KIRSTEN, LOOK,
THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON.

815
00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,430
SHE'S JUST HELPING ME
IN CALCULUS.

816
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:56,649
WELL, THEN WHY
LIE TO ME?

817
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,259
WHAT, I'M NOT MATURE
ENOUGH TO HANDLE

818
00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:00,479
THAT YOUR TUTOR'S
ATTRACTIVE?

819
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,959
GIVE ME A BREAK,
TODD.

820
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,267
I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIED.

821
00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:08,617
KIRSTEN, COME ON.

822
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:09,749
JUST FORGET IT.

823
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,490
KIRSTEN!

824
00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:23,502
♪
♪
♪

825
00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:06,545
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

826
00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:09,461
IS SHE PISSED?

827
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,158
AND HAS SHE SAID
ANYTHING?

828
00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:12,899
UM--

829
00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:15,728
NO, NOT REALLY.

830
00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:18,644
I MEAN, I KNOW I SCREWED
THINGS UP WITH KIRSTEN,

831
00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:20,689
BUT VICKY'S JUST--

832
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,343
I LOVE THIS.

833
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:23,388
YOU GATHERED THE WOOD,

834
00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,433
BUILT THE FIRE,
CLIMBED INTO THE POT,

835
00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:27,827
NOW SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
YOU'RE COOKED.

836
00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,829
[BEEP BEEP]
BYE, PAUL!

837
00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:33,093
SEE YOU IN CLASS.

838
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:39,404
WHY DOES MY LIFE SEEM
LIKE A BAD PUPPET SHOW

839
00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:41,275
COMPARED TO YOURS?

840
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,190
INCOMING.

841
00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,326
GO AWAY. GO AWAY.

842
00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:50,197
GO AWAY.

843
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,243
THANK GOD.

844
00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:55,158
I HATE GOALIE.

845
00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:56,246
I MEAN, VICKY'S TALENTED.

846
00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:57,639
SHE'S SMART.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

847
00:38:57,683 --> 00:39:01,469
SO KIRSTEN IS WHAT,
LOWER ON THE FOOD CHAIN?

848
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,603
NO. NO.

849
00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:08,128
I DON'T KNOW.

850
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,434
HEADS UP.

851
00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:11,087
SHIT.

852
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,090
OW!

853
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:16,484
Todd: NICE STOP, PELE.

854
00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:17,442
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

855
00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:18,965
I'M A NATURAL ATHLETE.

856
00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:21,576
♪ I CAN'T SEEM
TO REMEMBER ♪

857
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:24,623
♪ WHEN YOU FIRST BEGAN
TO START THIS SHIT ♪

858
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:25,841
♪ AND TRY TO
MESS WITH MY MIND ♪

859
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,190
♪ I FIND THAT IN THE END

860
00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:29,758
♪ YOU'RE JUST
A BIG OLD BORE ♪

861
00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:32,979
♪ WHO WISHED THAT
SHE'D HAD MORE ♪

862
00:39:33,022 --> 00:39:34,154
♪ THAN JUST A LITTLE FUN

863
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,330
♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE

864
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,289
♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE

865
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,987
♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE

866
00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:43,598
♪ AND I DON'T WANT TO
LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS ♪

867
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:46,862
♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE,
DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE ♪

868
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:51,476
♪ DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE, WHOA

869
00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:53,086
OH!

870
00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:59,048
WELL, HAS HE SAID
ANYTHING TO YOU?

871
00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:03,836
UH, NO, NOT REALLY.

872
00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:10,320
I'M SURE HE SAID
SOMETHING TO YOU,

873
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:12,671
BUT YOU'RE JUST BEING
LOYAL TO YOUR FRIEND

874
00:40:12,714 --> 00:40:13,889
WHICH I UNDERSTAND.

875
00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:18,111
WELL, YOU'RE
MY FRIEND, TOO.

876
00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:22,158
YOU'RE A SWEETHEART.

877
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,464
GIVE ME A HUG.

878
00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:26,772
I DON'T THINK SO.
LOOK OUT!

879
00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:28,904
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

880
00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:31,124
SORRY.

881
00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:34,127
SOMEBODY WANT TO GET THAT?

882
00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:39,306
WHERE ARE YOU--FABER?

883
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,569
THIS WILL COME OUT
WITH CLUB SODA.

884
00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:44,354
MR. TODD BOOMER?

885
00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:45,268
NICE TO MEET YOU.

886
00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:47,401
NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU'RE NEXT.

887
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,272
UH, NO, NO.

888
00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:50,752
OH, RIGHT.

889
00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:52,319
NOT UNTIL
THE INTERVIEWER SITS

890
00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:53,712
OR HE--HE INVITES
YOU TO SIT.

891
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,235
RIGHT.
YOU GOT IT.

892
00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:58,847
I'VE, UH, LOOKED OVER
YOUR APPLICATION
TO HARVARD, BUT...

893
00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,632
WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME
ABOUT YOURSELF

894
00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:01,807
THAT I'M NOT
GOING TO FIND

895
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,461
ON THIS PIECE
OF PAPER?

896
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:05,985
WELL, I VALUE FRIENDSHIP.

897
00:41:06,028 --> 00:41:06,812
MM-HMM.

898
00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:09,162
I VALUE HONESTY.

899
00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,816
WHAT ABOUT YOUR, UH,

900
00:41:10,859 --> 00:41:12,948
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PASSIONS?

901
00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:16,517
BREASTS.
I REALLY LOVE BREASTS.

902
00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:17,779
IT DOESN'T REALLY
MATTER THE SIZE.

903
00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:19,172
YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO
DO THIS. IS THAT RIGHT?

904
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:22,218
DAD, I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING. RELAX.

905
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:24,873
DAD, COME ON.

906
00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:31,140
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PASSIONS?

907
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:35,493
DRAWING.

908
00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:37,364
I REALLY LOVE TO DRAW.

909
00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:40,672
I DRAW A COMIC STRIP FOR
THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER

910
00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,500
AND I DON'T KNOW--
IT SOUNDS FUNNY--

911
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:50,159
BUT THAT'S WHEN I FEEL
THE MOST ME, YOU KNOW?

912
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:53,859
I FEEL REALLY PROUD
WHEN I CREATE SOMETHING.

913
00:41:57,819 --> 00:42:01,388
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.

914
00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:03,956
ALL RIGHT. THE BOAT
IS TRAVELING

915
00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:07,829
A DISTANCE OF 200 YARDS
AT 25 FEET PER SECOND.

916
00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:11,746
WHAT IS THE RATE OF CHANGE
OF THE ANGLE OF DEFLECTION?

917
00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,834
MR. MUELLER.

918
00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,141
NO, NO, NO. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON.

919
00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:17,752
SOMEBODY NEW
FOR A CHANGE.

920
00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:19,449
BOOMER.

921
00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:24,150
THE RATE OF CHANGE IS--

922
00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:27,719
.04 RADIANCE.

923
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,156
YES, 3-POINTER
AT THE BUZZER.

924
00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:32,332
RECOMMENDATION'S
LOOKING BETTER.

925
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,333
EVERYBODY SEE THAT?

926
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:38,164
NOW IF THE BOAT
CONTINUES AT 35--

927
00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:40,122
[TOUCH TONES]

928
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,820
[RING]

929
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:43,386
HELLO?

930
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:44,866
VICKY. HI, IT'S TODD.

931
00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:48,740
OH, HI, TODD. I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT YOU.

932
00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:50,524
YOU WERE?

933
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:54,267
UH, LOOK, I HAD A REALLY
GOOD TIME THE OTHER NIGHT.

934
00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:56,530
I MEAN, I MEAN, WE GOT
SOME REALLY GOOD WORK DONE.

935
00:42:56,574 --> 00:43:01,491
YEAH. OH, AND DID YOU WORK
EVERYTHING OUT WITH KRISTEN?

936
00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:02,580
UH, KIRSTEN?

937
00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:05,583
UH, NO, NOT REALLY.

938
00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:08,803
LOOK, UM, ARE WE
STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?

939
00:43:08,847 --> 00:43:11,153
YEAH, YEAH, AND, UM,

940
00:43:11,197 --> 00:43:13,547
ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID

941
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,723
ABOUT SHOWING MY ART.

942
00:43:15,767 --> 00:43:20,641
AND, UH, WHY DON'T
YOU COME OVER HERE?

943
00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:21,642
REALLY?

944
00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,949
YEAH, IT'S
12 CHATHAM LANE.

945
00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,124
ABOUT 6:00?

946
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:29,171
UH, SURE. GREAT. GREAT.
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

947
00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:30,738
OK. BYE.

948
00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:32,566
BYE.

949
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:44,447
BUT ELLEN, I THOUGHT
THEY STOPPED DOING

950
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:47,842
SHOCK THERAPY
YEARS AGO.

951
00:43:47,886 --> 00:43:49,322
IT SOUNDS DRASTIC.

952
00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:51,150
I GOT TO GO TO VICKY'S.
I'M LATE. BYE.

953
00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:52,978
NO, WAIT!

954
00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:55,110
TODD IS GOING
TO HIS TUTOR'S

955
00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:56,285
AND I DON'T
KNOW WHY.

956
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:57,939
OH, SEE, SHE HAS
TO TAKE CARE OF HER DOG.

957
00:43:57,983 --> 00:43:59,375
IT'S HAVING PUPPIES. BYE.

958
00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:01,769
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY!

959
00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:04,206
IS MR. MUELLER WRITING
THAT RECOMMENDATION?

960
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:08,689
IT'S NOT BEYOND THE REALM
OF POSSIBILITY. BYE.

961
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:13,128
IT'S NOT BEYOND THE REALM
OF POSSIBILITY?

962
00:44:13,172 --> 00:44:15,870
HE WAS WEARING COLOGNE.

963
00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:39,328
WOW, YOU DID ALL OF THIS?

964
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:43,898
WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
GO THROUGH ALL THIS EFFORT

965
00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:46,205
AND YOU DON'T HAVE SHOWS.

966
00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:48,686
NAH, IT'S JUST FOR ME.

967
00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:50,296
I MEAN, I'D LOVE
TO SHOW MY WORK,

968
00:44:50,339 --> 00:44:52,341
BUT PEOPLE
MIGHT HATE IT

969
00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:55,344
OR THINK I WAS CRAZY
OR SOMETHING.

970
00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:58,086
I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE CRAZY.

971
00:44:59,131 --> 00:45:02,569
WELL, MY HUSBAND
CERTAINLY DOES.

972
00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:08,706
YOU TWO DON'T GET ALONG,
DO YOU?

973
00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:13,754
WELL, LET'S PUT IT
THIS WAY.

974
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:14,668
WHAT HAVE YOU SPENT,

975
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,758
ABOUT A MINUTE
IN HERE WITH ME?

976
00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:18,890
YEAH.

977
00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:21,762
THAT'S ABOUT A MINUTE
AND A HALF LONGER

978
00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:24,156
THAN HE'S EVER SPENT.

979
00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:28,334
WHY DO YOU STAY?

980
00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:33,469
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

981
00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:37,343
COULD WE NOT
TALK ABOUT THIS?

982
00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:39,693
OK.

983
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,087
BUT YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH.

984
00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:45,177
YEAH.

985
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:49,050
WELL...ANYWAY.

986
00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:52,010
WAIT. I HAVE
SOMETHING FOR YOU.

987
00:46:00,714 --> 00:46:03,499
HERE, A PRESENT.

988
00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:07,155
A PRESENT? FOR ME?

989
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:08,461
WHY?

990
00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:11,551
FOR LETTING ME HELP YOU.

991
00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:13,553
SHOULDN'T I BE GIVING
YOU THE PRESENT?

992
00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:15,511
COME ON, OPEN IT.

993
00:46:15,555 --> 00:46:17,122
OK.

994
00:46:17,731 --> 00:46:21,474
IT'S BONIE D.
DID YOU MAKE THIS?

995
00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,258
UH-HUH.

996
00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:26,784
WOW. THANK YOU.

997
00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:29,743
THIS IS AMAZING.
THANK YOU.

998
00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:37,316
NO, TODD.

999
00:46:39,405 --> 00:46:41,233
OF COURSE NOT.

1000
00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:45,977
SO, TODD, WHAT IS THE BIG
FASCINATION WITH HARVARD?

1001
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,979
I MEAN, I THOUGHT
YOU TOLD ME

1002
00:46:48,022 --> 00:46:49,545
YOUR PASSION
WAS DRAWING.

1003
00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:52,287
MOST PEOPLE WISH
THEY HAD SOMETHING

1004
00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:54,594
THEY COULD GET
EXCITED ABOUT.

1005
00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:57,249
YOU SHOULDN'T
WASTE THAT.

1006
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,949
LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

1007
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:04,299
HMM.

1008
00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,345
TOUCHE. MMM.

1009
00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:07,999
OH.

1010
00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,525
SO YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY
LIKE THAT NOW, ARE YOU?

1011
00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:14,353
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
MM-HMM.

1012
00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:15,484
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

1013
00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:17,138
OH, YOU DID.

1014
00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:20,925
OH, YOU DOG.

1015
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,275
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

1016
00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:24,406
OK, STAY STILL.
NO.

1017
00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:26,582
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1018
00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:27,801
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1019
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,196
I'M TURNING YOU INTO
YOUR ALTER EGO, BONIE D.

1020
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:32,110
OH, MAN.

1021
00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:36,027
OK. NOW BARK.

1022
00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:38,551
BARK?

1023
00:47:38,594 --> 00:47:41,946
RUFF.

1024
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:43,469
NO.
COME ON.

1025
00:47:43,512 --> 00:47:44,862
A BIG DEEP BARK.

1026
00:47:44,905 --> 00:47:45,950
RUFF.

1027
00:47:45,993 --> 00:47:48,387
NO.

1028
00:47:48,430 --> 00:47:49,518
RUFF.

1029
00:47:49,562 --> 00:47:51,390
HA HA.

1030
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,885
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT.

1031
00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:19,157
COULD YOU TURN OFF
THAT LIGHT?

1032
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,159
OK.

1033
00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:33,519
IS THIS HAPPENING?

1034
00:48:33,562 --> 00:48:35,913
MM-HMM.

1035
00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,618
OH!

1036
00:49:59,822 --> 00:50:04,088
HEY, YOU BETTER GO NOW.

1037
00:50:04,131 --> 00:50:05,350
PARENTS MIGHT NOT BELIEVE

1038
00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:08,483
YOU WANTED TO SPEND
EXTRA TIME DOING CALCULUS.

1039
00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,835
RIGHT.

1040
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:24,717
YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT
I WOULD SAY THIS, BUT...

1041
00:50:26,501 --> 00:50:28,677
I REALLY LOVE MATH.

1042
00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:36,033
[SIGHS]

1043
00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:39,340
I BETTER GO.

1044
00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:47,131
[SIGHS]

1045
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,442
IT WAS--I DON'T KNOW.

1046
00:50:54,486 --> 00:50:57,837
I JUST SEE LIFE
SO DIFFERENTLY NOW.

1047
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,881
OH, I'M SURE YOU DO.

1048
00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:00,361
YOU JUST SLEPT
WITH SOMEBODY'S WIFE.

1049
00:51:00,405 --> 00:51:02,537
NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, MAN.
IT'S REALLY NOT.

1050
00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:04,061
I'M REALLY INTO HER.

1051
00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:07,455
I WOULDN'T GET
TOO DEEP, TODD.

1052
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:08,891
WE'LL TALK ABOUT
THIS TOMORROW.

1053
00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:12,460
NO, LOOK, I'VE HEARD THIS GUY
IS REALLY AWFUL TO HER.

1054
00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:16,464
I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING
TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS.

1055
00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:18,597
NO, NO, AS LONG
AS YOU FEEL GOOD.

1056
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,512
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

1057
00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:22,601
JEALOUS MUCH?

1058
00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:23,602
JEEZ.

1059
00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:24,690
THAT HAS NOTHING--
JUST FORGET IT.

1060
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:26,213
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE
EXCITED FOR ME.

1061
00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:31,653
COME ON, FABER,
WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?

1062
00:51:32,785 --> 00:51:33,786
GOOD. I GOT
TO GET HOME, MAN.

1063
00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:36,528
MY PARENTS ARE GOING
TO FREAK OUT.

1064
00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:41,054
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.

1065
00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:54,111
HE'S GONE.

1066
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,509
I'M SORRY.

1067
00:52:10,344 --> 00:52:13,391
[BIRDS SINGING]

1068
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:35,935
KIRSTEN?

1069
00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:37,719
HEY.

1070
00:52:37,763 --> 00:52:40,374
HEY, WAKE UP.

1071
00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,637
SHIT. OH, I HAVE
TO CALL MY MOM.

1072
00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:43,943
SHE'S GOING
TO BE INSANE.

1073
00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:48,165
I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE
WOKEN YOU UP LAST NIGHT.

1074
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:50,819
OH, NO, NO, NO,
IT'S OK.

1075
00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:52,212
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T.

1076
00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:54,606
SHE'LL GET OVER IT.

1077
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:56,738
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1078
00:52:56,782 --> 00:52:59,001
MORNING BREATH.

1079
00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:02,091
I KNOW. ME, TOO.

1080
00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:03,876
I GOT TO GO.

1081
00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,455
♪ WHENEVER I'M CONFUSED

1082
00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:19,283
♪ GONNA SIT IT OUT

1083
00:53:19,326 --> 00:53:20,719
♪ SHOCK OF SEEING YOU

1084
00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:22,460
♪ SPIT THE PART RIGHT OUT

1085
00:53:22,503 --> 00:53:25,724
♪ NOW ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?

1086
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:28,117
♪ WHENEVER I'M CONFUSED

1087
00:53:28,161 --> 00:53:29,510
♪ GONNA SIT IT OUT

1088
00:53:29,554 --> 00:53:31,077
♪ SHOCK OF SEEING YOU

1089
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,079
♪ SPIT THE PART RIGHT OUT

1090
00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:36,474
♪ ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?

1091
00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:48,921
WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO SAY?

1092
00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:59,453
HEY, MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

1093
00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:03,065
KIRSTEN, WHAT'S WRONG?

1094
00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:05,111
TODD, DON'T EVEN START.

1095
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:07,244
WAIT. LET'S TALK
ABOUT THIS.

1096
00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:08,680
WHAT, YOU FIGURE YOU'RE
JUST GONNA LET ME

1097
00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:10,290
BLOW IN THE BREEZE, AND IF
I BLEW AWAY, WELL THEN GOOD,

1098
00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:12,205
YOU WON'T HAVE TO DEAL
WITH ME ANYMORE? IS THAT IT?

1099
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,815
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT.

1100
00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:15,208
BECAUSE YOU FUCKED
YOUR MATH TUTOR

1101
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,384
AND YOU LIED TO ME!

1102
00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:22,433
[UTENSIL HITS FLOOR]

1103
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:36,360
THAT'S HIM.Girls: HA HA HA.

1104
00:54:36,838 --> 00:54:40,929
[BELL RINGS]

1105
00:54:46,631 --> 00:54:48,328
YOU TOLD KIRSTEN
ABOUT VICKY.

1106
00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:49,503
I DIDN'T TELL HER.

1107
00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:51,766
THEN HOW DID SHE KNOW?

1108
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,594
YOU TOLD HER.

1109
00:54:53,638 --> 00:54:55,553
WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

1110
00:54:55,596 --> 00:54:57,206
HUH?

1111
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,034
SHE--

1112
00:54:59,513 --> 00:55:03,648
SHE WAS IN MY ROOM WHEN
YOU CAME BY LAST NIGHT.

1113
00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:07,216
WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME?

1114
00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,308
WHAT, YOU SNAKED KIRSTEN?

1115
00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:12,526
I DIDN'T SNAKE HER.

1116
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,441
NOTHING HAS
HAPPENED YET.

1117
00:55:14,485 --> 00:55:15,442
YET?

1118
00:55:15,486 --> 00:55:18,271
YET? WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

1119
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,620
NICE ETHICS. NICE FRIEND.

1120
00:55:19,664 --> 00:55:22,623
HEY, YOU BLEW HER OFF
FOR SOME FANTASY,

1121
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:25,060
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
THE DECENCY TO TELL HER.

1122
00:55:25,104 --> 00:55:26,627
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS OVER!

1123
00:55:26,671 --> 00:55:28,629
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING
TO HAPPEN BETWEEN ME AND VICKY!

1124
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,936
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
HEY!

1125
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,505
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?

1126
00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:38,683
YOU GIRLS WANT TO FIGHT,
TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

1127
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:39,858
MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL.

1128
00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:41,120
MY CAR'S PARKED
OUT FRONT IN THE TOW AWAY.

1129
00:55:41,163 --> 00:55:42,643
KEEP AN EYE ON IT.

1130
00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:44,689
ALL RIGHT?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1131
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,517
YES, SIR.

1132
00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:53,350
SINCE WHEN DID YOU START
PUSHING PEOPLE IN THE HALLS?

1133
00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:55,134
WHEN DID YOU FORGET
WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND IS?

1134
00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:58,877
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
LECTURING ME ABOUT ETHICS.

1135
00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,791
OH, MY GOD!

1136
00:55:59,834 --> 00:56:02,402
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD.

1137
00:56:02,446 --> 00:56:05,405
THAT'S VICKY'S CAR.

1138
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:08,321
OH, MY GOD.OH, MY GOD.

1139
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,409
OH.

1140
00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:12,630
OH, MY GOD. THIS IS--

1141
00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:13,805
THIS IS--

1142
00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:17,025
THIS IS A '66 CORVETTE
STINGRAY, GENTLEMEN.

1143
00:56:17,069 --> 00:56:18,723
DON'T TOUCH.

1144
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:20,725
NICE CAR, SIR.

1145
00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:21,595
SHE'S A BEAUTY.

1146
00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:22,988
YEAH, SHE'S
MY LUCKY CHARM.

1147
00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:26,818
AND I FEEL LUCKY TODAY.
CHECK THESE BABIES OUT.

1148
00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:27,993
WHOO-HOO.

1149
00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:29,473
YEP, I'M GOING
TO CATCH ME SOME DINNER

1150
00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:32,519
AT THE RESERVOIR
BEFORE DARK.

1151
00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:34,739
SEE YOU TOMORROW, BOYS.

1152
00:56:40,179 --> 00:56:42,703
I THINK I NEED
TO SIT DOWN.

1153
00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:52,887
I GUESS YOU
WON'T BE GETTING

1154
00:56:52,931 --> 00:56:56,108
THE HARVARD
RECOMMENDATION NOW.

1155
00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:15,736
[BUZZING]

1156
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,568
YOU SHOULDN'T
JUST SHOW UP, YOU KNOW.

1157
00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:23,614
WHAT IF HE WAS HERE?

1158
00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:25,920
HE'S NOT HERE.

1159
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:31,665
NO, MRS. MUELLER.

1160
00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:34,494
TODD.

1161
00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:37,497
HOW COULD YOU
NOT TELL ME?

1162
00:57:39,151 --> 00:57:41,022
I DON'T KNOW.

1163
00:57:42,154 --> 00:57:45,157
IT DIDN'T SEEM
TO MATTER AT FIRST.

1164
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,378
VICKY, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?

1165
00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:52,338
I MEAN, WHAT--

1166
00:57:52,381 --> 00:57:55,297
I CAN'T BE WITH YOU.

1167
00:57:56,081 --> 00:57:58,562
I KNOW.

1168
00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:14,795
HOW COULD YOU
HAVE MARRIED...MUELLER?

1169
00:58:14,839 --> 00:58:16,841
GOD!

1170
00:58:18,277 --> 00:58:20,453
WHAT? IT'S NOT FUNNY.

1171
00:58:24,457 --> 00:58:28,200
HE WASN'T ALWAYS
LIKE THAT.

1172
00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:36,556
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO.

1173
00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:52,006
I GUESS IT HAD TO END
SOMETIME, RIGHT?

1174
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:58,143
YOU BETTER GO NOW.

1175
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:03,975
[WHISTLING]

1176
00:59:04,018 --> 00:59:06,455
[CLATTER]

1177
00:59:15,377 --> 00:59:16,640
Mueller: VICKY!

1178
00:59:16,683 --> 00:59:17,728
OH, STOP.

1179
00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:19,251
WHAT?

1180
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,169
VIC?

1181
00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:28,260
WHO'S THAT?

1182
00:59:28,303 --> 00:59:29,522
IT'S ROY.

1183
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,567
ROY?

1184
00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:31,611
MR. MUELLER.

1185
00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:33,047
OH, SHIT!

1186
00:59:33,091 --> 00:59:34,832
GOD!

1187
00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,398
OH!

1188
00:59:38,531 --> 00:59:40,577
GET BEHIND
THE SHELVES.

1189
00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,191
HEY, HEY.

1190
00:59:46,234 --> 00:59:48,497
QUIT WORKING ON THAT
CRAP FOR A MINUTE.

1191
00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:49,498
LOOK.

1192
00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:52,676
LOOK WHAT I GOT.

1193
00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:57,550
DAH! DINNER.

1194
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,769
[KISSY NOISES]

1195
00:59:58,812 --> 01:00:00,814
I'LL JUST CLEAN THIS UP
IN THE UTILITY SINK.

1196
01:00:00,858 --> 01:00:03,730
CAN'T WE WAIT A WHILE?
I'M NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY.

1197
01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:06,254
YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY?
WELL, I'M STARVED.

1198
01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:08,387
REHEAT YOURS LATER.

1199
01:00:09,518 --> 01:00:10,824
BOY, I'M TELLING YOU,

1200
01:00:10,868 --> 01:00:13,000
THIS BAIT
WAS INCREDIBLE.

1201
01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:16,700
I COULD'VE CLEANED OUT
THE ENTIRE RESERVOIR--

1202
01:00:16,743 --> 01:00:19,485
OH. YEAH.

1203
01:00:19,528 --> 01:00:22,053
AND...

1204
01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:25,665
MR. SHERMAN, THE EARTH
SCIENCE YAHOO AT SCHOOL,

1205
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,755
GAVE ME THESE THINGS
CALLED DOPSON FLIES.

1206
01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:30,148
SOUNDS GREAT.

1207
01:00:30,191 --> 01:00:33,064
YEAH. THEY
[CLANG]START OUT--

1208
01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:36,676
CHRIST, WOMAN,
WATCH YOURSELF.

1209
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,809
DRINKING?

1210
01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:42,464
NO. I JUST LOST
MY BALANCE.

1211
01:00:42,508 --> 01:00:45,554
YEAH. OK.

1212
01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:47,208
TELL YOU WHAT,

1213
01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:48,340
WHY DON'T I
GRILL THESE?

1214
01:00:48,383 --> 01:00:49,646
THAT WAY, I DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY

1215
01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:53,040
ABOUT YOU
SCREWING 'EM UP.

1216
01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:59,481
OH. ONE OTHER THING.

1217
01:00:59,525 --> 01:01:00,526
YEAH?

1218
01:01:00,569 --> 01:01:03,050
THERE'S A KID IN
MY CALCULUS CLASS--

1219
01:01:03,094 --> 01:01:04,748
TODD BOOMER.

1220
01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:05,836
YEAH?

1221
01:01:05,879 --> 01:01:07,533
I'M GONNA WRITE HIM
A RECOMMENDATION,

1222
01:01:07,576 --> 01:01:08,708
BUT MY PRINTER'S
SCREWED UP.

1223
01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:09,927
WHERE'S YOUR OLD
TYPEWRITER?

1224
01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:12,712
UH, I'LL BE IN
IN A SECOND

1225
01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:15,628
AND HELP YOU FIND IT.

1226
01:01:17,238 --> 01:01:18,805
HURRY.

1227
01:01:30,164 --> 01:01:33,341
I THINK I WILL CALL
NEXT TIME.

1228
01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:38,129
[HUMMING]

1229
01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:42,699
AH.

1230
01:01:51,795 --> 01:01:53,405
HA HA!

1231
01:02:01,456 --> 01:02:03,197
HMM.

1232
01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:14,121
WHOOP!

1233
01:02:14,165 --> 01:02:17,255
[LAUGHTER]

1234
01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,782
GOOD NIGHT.

1235
01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:26,177
OH, GOOD NIGHT, DAD.

1236
01:02:27,178 --> 01:02:29,354
YOU SEEM PRETTY
MISERABLE TONIGHT.

1237
01:02:29,397 --> 01:02:30,964
YOU ALL RIGHT?

1238
01:02:31,008 --> 01:02:31,748
YEAH.

1239
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:33,010
WHAT, ARE YOU WORRIED

1240
01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:34,794
ABOUT THE INTERVIEW
TOMORROW?

1241
01:02:34,838 --> 01:02:35,839
FORGET ABOUT IT.

1242
01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:38,537
YOU ARE GOING
TO BE GREAT.

1243
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:41,148
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.

1244
01:02:41,192 --> 01:02:44,151
ACTUALLY, THAT'S
THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES.

1245
01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:44,848
MM?

1246
01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:45,979
WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?

1247
01:02:46,023 --> 01:02:48,721
I WOULDN'T KNOW
WHERE TO BEGIN.

1248
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,550
COME ON, GIVE ME A TRY.
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.

1249
01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:52,943
HIT IT.

1250
01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:55,554
OK.

1251
01:02:55,597 --> 01:02:57,295
I SLEPT
WITH SOMEONE'S WIFE,

1252
01:02:57,338 --> 01:02:58,557
AND NOW I'M AFRAID

1253
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,125
HE MIGHT FIND ME
AND KILL ME.

1254
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,519
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU HAD A PROBLEM.

1255
01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:06,826
[SLAP ON THE KNEE]

1256
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:08,610
YANKING MY CHAIN,
AREN'T YOU?

1257
01:03:08,654 --> 01:03:11,657
OH, DAD,
OF COURSE I AM.

1258
01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:13,877
OF COURSE.

1259
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,530
I'LL SEE YA.

1260
01:03:15,574 --> 01:03:17,010
DAD.

1261
01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:23,451
UM...REMEMBER WHEN
I TOLD YOU

1262
01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:26,498
THAT I VALUE
FRIENDSHIP AND...

1263
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,021
HONESTY?

1264
01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:29,718
YES.

1265
01:03:30,328 --> 01:03:31,764
I MEANT THAT.

1266
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,810
I KNOW YOU DID.

1267
01:03:35,246 --> 01:03:37,509
WELL, UM...

1268
01:03:39,990 --> 01:03:43,602
YOU'VE SCREWED UP
BEFORE, RIGHT?

1269
01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:45,734
NO, I NEVER HAVE.

1270
01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:48,650
NO. I MEAN IT.

1271
01:03:48,694 --> 01:03:51,697
YEAH. ONCE OR TWICE.

1272
01:03:54,352 --> 01:03:57,224
WELL, ALL I CAN
TELL YOU IS,

1273
01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:58,573
AT THE END OF THE DAY,

1274
01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:00,358
IT'S JUST YOU.

1275
01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:04,231
SO I WOULD
FACE UP TO IT,

1276
01:04:04,275 --> 01:04:05,624
WHATEVER IT IS.

1277
01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:06,843
'CAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU,

1278
01:04:06,886 --> 01:04:11,543
THE LONGER YOU WAIT,
THE WORSE IT GETS.

1279
01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:13,327
DOES THAT HELP?

1280
01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:15,939
YEAH, IT DOES.

1281
01:04:15,982 --> 01:04:17,766
THANKS, DAD.

1282
01:04:19,725 --> 01:04:21,074
YOU'RE GONNA KILL 'EM.

1283
01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:23,120
YOU'RE GONNA
MURDER 'EM.

1284
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:26,601
YOU'RE GONNA
MASSACRE 'EM.

1285
01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:33,782
♪ 10,000 MEN OF HARVARD
WANT VICTORY TODAY... ♪

1286
01:04:33,826 --> 01:04:36,742
YOUR TRANSCRIPT AND SCORES...

1287
01:04:36,785 --> 01:04:42,313
WELL, UM, EVERYTHING APPEARS
TO BE IN ORDER, TODD.

1288
01:04:42,356 --> 01:04:43,357
GOOD GRADES,

1289
01:04:43,401 --> 01:04:45,882
GOOD S.A.T.s,

1290
01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:49,059
SOME INTERESTING
ACTIVITIES.

1291
01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:50,103
I'LL TELL YOU,

1292
01:04:50,147 --> 01:04:53,585
I AM A BIT HAZY
ON ONE POINT.

1293
01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:55,282
YES, SIR?

1294
01:04:55,326 --> 01:04:56,544
IT SAYS HERE

1295
01:04:56,588 --> 01:05:00,548
THAT YOU ARE FUCKING
YOUR MATH TEACHER'S WIFE.

1296
01:05:00,592 --> 01:05:02,072
IS THAT RIGHT?

1297
01:05:02,115 --> 01:05:03,856
[GULP]

1298
01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:16,956
MR. BOOMER.

1299
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,479
OH, MR. MUELLER.

1300
01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:20,394
YOU SCARED ME THERE.

1301
01:05:20,438 --> 01:05:21,961
BIG DAY TODAY, HUH?

1302
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,789
HARVARD INTERVIEW.

1303
01:05:23,832 --> 01:05:25,965
OH. YES, SIR.

1304
01:05:26,009 --> 01:05:28,968
I WANTED TO CATCH YOU
BEFORE CLASS.

1305
01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:31,797
DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

1306
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,626
WHAT IS THAT, SIR?

1307
01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:37,585
I FOUND THIS
AT MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT.

1308
01:05:37,629 --> 01:05:40,458
ANY IDEAS HOW
IT GOT THERE?

1309
01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:43,243
YOU AND MY WIFE...

1310
01:05:43,287 --> 01:05:44,766
UH, WELL, YOU SEE,
UM...

1311
01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:49,858
AND YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT
I WOULDN'T CATCH ON?

1312
01:05:51,164 --> 01:05:53,471
OK. IT WAS A MISTAKE.

1313
01:05:53,862 --> 01:05:55,603
I'M REALLY SORRY.
I MADE A MISTAKE.

1314
01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:58,824
NO, NO. BOOMER,
YOU MADE 2 MISTAKES.

1315
01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:00,086
SIR?

1316
01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:01,522
A 98.

1317
01:06:01,566 --> 01:06:02,567
HA!

1318
01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:04,264
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT

1319
01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:05,657
YOU COULD GET
TUTORED BY MY WIFE

1320
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,788
AND I WOULDN'T
FIND OUT.

1321
01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:10,009
HEH! YEAH, THAT WAS
PRETTY SILLY OF ME.

1322
01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:11,141
WELL, UM, FRANKLY,

1323
01:06:11,184 --> 01:06:14,318
I'M GLAD TO KNOW
WHERE SHE'S BEEN.

1324
01:06:14,361 --> 01:06:17,756
ANYWAY, LOOK, I KNOW
YOU WANTED ME TO THINK

1325
01:06:17,799 --> 01:06:18,931
YOU GOT THERE
ON YOUR OWN.

1326
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:22,021
IT'S OK TO GET A LITTLE
HELP ON THE SIDE.

1327
01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:23,283
SHOWS INITIATIVE.

1328
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:25,329
I'M IMPRESSED, BOOMER.

1329
01:06:25,372 --> 01:06:29,028
WELL, UH, I HOPED
YOU WOULD BE, SIR.

1330
01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:34,816
IN FACT, I DECIDED TO WRITE
THAT RECOMMENDATION FOR YOU.

1331
01:06:38,864 --> 01:06:40,039
THANK YOU.

1332
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,214
THANK YOU
SO MUCH, SIR.

1333
01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:43,303
DON'T TANK
ON THE FINAL.

1334
01:06:43,347 --> 01:06:44,913
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

1335
01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:46,045
HEY.

1336
01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:49,005
SHE'S GOOD, ISN'T SHE?

1337
01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:51,659
MY WIFE.

1338
01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:55,533
SHE'S THE BEST, SIR.

1339
01:06:58,144 --> 01:06:59,928
YEAH.

1340
01:07:29,871 --> 01:07:31,786
HI.

1341
01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,353
HI!

1342
01:07:33,397 --> 01:07:35,703
IS EVERYBODY AFRAID
TO SIT NEXT TO YOU

1343
01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:38,054
AFTER YESTERDAY'S SCENE?

1344
01:07:38,097 --> 01:07:40,099
WELL, NOT EVERYONE.

1345
01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:43,189
NO, I'M FEARLESS MAN.

1346
01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:47,585
I, UH...

1347
01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:50,718
WANTED TO SPEAK WITH YOU...

1348
01:07:50,762 --> 01:07:52,329
AFTER THE OTHER NIGHT.

1349
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,547
YEAH.

1350
01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:57,725
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU
BEING THERE FOR ME.

1351
01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:01,555
WELL...

1352
01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:05,646
I THOUGHT WE SHOULD
TALK ABOUT...

1353
01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:06,995
US.

1354
01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:09,389
IS THERE AN US?

1355
01:08:09,433 --> 01:08:14,699
WELL, I'D LIKE THERE TO BE.

1356
01:08:18,398 --> 01:08:21,140
SHOULD WE US?

1357
01:08:25,231 --> 01:08:27,799
FABER...

1358
01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:30,628
YOU KNOW I THINK
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.

1359
01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:34,980
YOU KNOW IF I WAS GOING
TO US WITH ANYONE,

1360
01:08:35,023 --> 01:08:37,156
IT WOULD BE YOU.

1361
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,464
BUT I REALLY NEED SOME
TIME ALONE, YOU KNOW,

1362
01:08:40,507 --> 01:08:42,640
FOR A WHILE.

1363
01:08:42,683 --> 01:08:44,816
JUST FOR NOW.

1364
01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:50,909
HEY, IT WOULD KILL ME
TO LOSE YOU AS A FRIEND.

1365
01:08:53,694 --> 01:08:55,435
NEVER HAPPEN.

1366
01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,136
OK.

1367
01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:08,883
MR. BODEAN, YOUR BRAIN
COULD EASILY BE MISTAKEN

1368
01:09:08,927 --> 01:09:10,755
FOR A CAN OF TUNA.

1369
01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:12,670
AND MS. O'BRIEN,

1370
01:09:12,713 --> 01:09:15,368
2 WORDS DESCRIBE
YOUR SEMESTER.

1371
01:09:15,412 --> 01:09:18,241
WANT TO GUESS?

1372
01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:19,285
"BRAIN DEAD."

1373
01:09:19,329 --> 01:09:22,984
PEOPLE, LET ME MAKE
SOMETHING CLEAR.

1374
01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:27,075
I'M NOT HAPPY
YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE.

1375
01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:28,642
IT PAINS ME.

1376
01:09:28,686 --> 01:09:32,646
IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
I'M WASTING MY TIME.

1377
01:09:32,690 --> 01:09:37,085
SO WHY DO I COME DOWN
ON YOU SO HARD?

1378
01:09:37,129 --> 01:09:41,525
BECAUSE FEAR MOTIVATES.

1379
01:09:41,568 --> 01:09:44,571
CASE IN POINT,
MR. BOOMER HERE.

1380
01:09:44,615 --> 01:09:45,920
6 WEEKS AGO,

1381
01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:48,271
HE WAS FLUSHING A NEAR
PERFECT HIGH SCHOOL RECORD.

1382
01:09:48,314 --> 01:09:50,882
I RATTLED HIS CAGE.
NOW LOOK AT HIM--

1383
01:09:50,925 --> 01:09:53,145
SECOND HIGHEST GRADE
THIS QUIZ,

1384
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:56,279
POISED TO GO TO THE SCHOOL
OF HIS CHOICE.

1385
01:09:56,322 --> 01:10:00,805
SO IF I TICK YOU OFF,
GOOD, GREAT.

1386
01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:04,025
USE THAT.
PROVE THAT I'M WRONG.

1387
01:10:04,069 --> 01:10:07,812
MAKE ME EAT MY WORDS.
WORK HARDER.

1388
01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:09,596
WE'LL BOTH BE HAPPY.

1389
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:12,251
[BELL RINGS]

1390
01:10:31,139 --> 01:10:33,490
MR. MUELLER?

1391
01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:35,535
TODD.

1392
01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:38,799
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU
SAID ABOUT ME IN CLASS.

1393
01:10:38,843 --> 01:10:42,107
DON'T LET IT GO
TO YOUR HEAD.

1394
01:10:42,150 --> 01:10:45,284
THE POINT IS THAT, UH,
I REALLY DON'T AGREE

1395
01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:47,982
WITH THE WAY YOU TREAT
YOUR STUDENTS.

1396
01:10:49,114 --> 01:10:52,073
THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE.

1397
01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:55,163
PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE
TO BE TREATED THAT WAY.

1398
01:10:55,207 --> 01:10:58,036
YOUR WIFE
TAUGHT ME THAT.

1399
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:05,652
TODD, VICKY MAY BE GOOD
WITH MATH,

1400
01:11:05,696 --> 01:11:10,266
BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY
LIFE LESSONS FROM HER.

1401
01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:28,196
YOU SLEPT WITH HER,
DIDN'T YOU?

1402
01:11:30,503 --> 01:11:31,504
SIR?

1403
01:11:31,548 --> 01:11:35,073
VICKY--YOU SLEPT WITH HER.

1404
01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:45,213
YES.

1405
01:11:49,087 --> 01:11:51,655
YES.

1406
01:12:02,013 --> 01:12:04,407
OH!

1407
01:12:04,450 --> 01:12:07,366
[SCREECHING TIRES]

1408
01:12:16,027 --> 01:12:18,943
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

1409
01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:23,426
Machine: HI, THIS IS VICKY.

1410
01:12:23,469 --> 01:12:24,514
NO!

1411
01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:25,689
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP,

1412
01:12:25,732 --> 01:12:26,472
AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
AS SOON AS I CAN.

1413
01:12:26,516 --> 01:12:27,517
[BEEP]

1414
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,866
VICKY, IT'S TODD.
PICK UP THE PHONE!

1415
01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:29,997
VICKY, I TOLD HIM.

1416
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:31,608
I DIDN'T MEAN TO,
BUT IT JUST CAME OUT.

1417
01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:32,696
I TOLD HIM.
I'M SORRY, VICKY.

1418
01:12:32,739 --> 01:12:33,958
HE'S ON HIS WAY
OVER THERE RIGHT NOW.

1419
01:12:34,001 --> 01:12:35,394
IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS,
IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE,

1420
01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,962
GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
PLEASE, RIGHT NOW, GET OUT.

1421
01:12:47,406 --> 01:12:50,801
SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.
SHIT. SHIT.

1422
01:12:55,022 --> 01:12:57,373
[ROCK MUSIC BLARES]

1423
01:13:03,683 --> 01:13:07,165
HI. HONEY, I'M HOME.

1424
01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:11,430
ROUGH DAY AT THE OFFICE?

1425
01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:14,651
NO, SAME OLD, SAME OLD.

1426
01:13:14,694 --> 01:13:18,394
SOME KID SLEPT WITH MY WIFE!

1427
01:13:18,437 --> 01:13:20,700
[CRASH]

1428
01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:24,704
[CRASHING AND LOUD VOICES]

1429
01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:27,228
I'M SORRY.

1430
01:13:27,272 --> 01:13:29,405
YOU'RE SORRY?

1431
01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:31,407
SORRY. I--

1432
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:34,235
ONE OF MY STUDENTS, VICKY!

1433
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:35,411
SHIT.

1434
01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:37,543
[CRASHING AND LOUD VOICES]

1435
01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:38,979
NOW YOU'RE TRYING
TO RUIN MY CAREER.

1436
01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:40,764
ROY, STOP IT.

1437
01:13:44,115 --> 01:13:44,942
STOP IT!

1438
01:13:44,985 --> 01:13:47,248
[CRASHING]
ENOUGH.

1439
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:51,209
UH-OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

1440
01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:53,429
UH...MARY POPPINS.

1441
01:13:53,472 --> 01:13:55,431
[MUELLER LAUGHS]

1442
01:13:55,474 --> 01:13:56,344
MARY...

1443
01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:57,476
YOU FUCKED UP.

1444
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,523
NEVER OPEN AN UMBRELLA
INDOORS.

1445
01:14:00,566 --> 01:14:02,481
IT'S BAD LUCK.

1446
01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:04,309
VERY BAD LUCK.

1447
01:14:04,352 --> 01:14:06,398
OK, JUST RELAX,
MR. MUELLER, OK?

1448
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,486
JUST RELAX.

1449
01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:10,054
WAIT, TODD, THIS
IS BETWEEN ME AND ROY.

1450
01:14:10,097 --> 01:14:11,751
BETWEEN ME, TOO.

1451
01:14:11,795 --> 01:14:12,970
[LAUGHS]

1452
01:14:13,013 --> 01:14:15,755
OH, BOY, I UNDERESTIMATED
YOU, HUH, BOOMER?

1453
01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:19,106
I THOUGHT I HAD YOU
ALL FIGURED OUT.

1454
01:14:19,150 --> 01:14:20,586
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BRAINS
OR THE GUTS

1455
01:14:20,630 --> 01:14:22,980
TO GO TO HARVARD
OR ANYTHING ELSE.

1456
01:14:23,023 --> 01:14:26,026
BUT YOU'RE GIFTED.
MM-HMM.

1457
01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:27,550
YOU'RE A GENIUS.

1458
01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:29,900
TUTORING'S
JUST THE TIP OF IT.

1459
01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:33,033
YOU IMPROVED YOUR SCORES
AND SCORED WITH MY WIFE,

1460
01:14:33,077 --> 01:14:34,861
ALL WITHOUT ME KNOWING IT.

1461
01:14:34,905 --> 01:14:38,822
AND THEN I WRITE YOU THE
RECOMMENDATION FOR HARVARD.

1462
01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:39,866
HA HA!

1463
01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:43,696
TH...THAT'S GENIUS!

1464
01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:46,699
YEAH, YOU'RE A WIZARD.

1465
01:14:46,743 --> 01:14:49,615
YOU'RE A MASTERMIND.

1466
01:14:49,659 --> 01:14:53,227
YOU MUST BE
VERY PROUD, HUH?

1467
01:14:55,752 --> 01:14:58,276
WELL, SHAKE MY HAND.

1468
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:00,234
ROY.

1469
01:15:00,278 --> 01:15:03,281
SHUT UP.

1470
01:15:03,324 --> 01:15:06,240
LET'S PUT THIS BEHIND US.

1471
01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:15,119
[CLICKS TONGUE]

1472
01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:23,475
I'M SORRY.

1473
01:15:24,302 --> 01:15:25,390
IS HE GONE?

1474
01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:27,348
YEAH.

1475
01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:30,090
YOU WERE REALLY BRAVE
BACK THERE.

1476
01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:32,049
YEAH. YEAH.

1477
01:15:32,092 --> 01:15:35,574
THOUGH YOUR CHOICE IN
WEAPONS WAS A LITTLE WEAK.

1478
01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:39,926
WELL, YOU KNOW, IF HE
WOULD HAVE SPIT AT US...

1479
01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:48,282
I'M SORRY.

1480
01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:49,893
NO...

1481
01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:53,853
I'M ACTUALLY GRATEFUL.

1482
01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:56,029
I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN
OUT OF THIS

1483
01:15:56,073 --> 01:15:57,074
A LONG TIME AGO.

1484
01:15:57,117 --> 01:16:00,599
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW?

1485
01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:04,995
WELL...

1486
01:16:05,038 --> 01:16:07,693
I THINK I'M GOING
TO TRY NEW YORK,

1487
01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:12,350
TRY THIS...ART THING.

1488
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:22,012
YEAH. I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU.

1489
01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:42,467
HERE, A SOUVENIR.

1490
01:16:42,510 --> 01:16:43,990
WHAT'S THIS?

1491
01:16:44,034 --> 01:16:47,254
YOUR HARVARD RECOMMENDATION.

1492
01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:57,743
WHAT TIME IS IT?

1493
01:16:57,787 --> 01:16:59,789
I DON'T KNOW. AROUND 3:00.

1494
01:16:59,832 --> 01:17:03,140
MY INTERVIEW'S
AT 4:00!

1495
01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:08,188
BYE.

1496
01:17:11,931 --> 01:17:12,845
GO.

1497
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:15,108
I'LL COME VISIT YOU
IN NEW YORK.

1498
01:17:16,022 --> 01:17:16,893
GOOD LUCK.

1499
01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:19,678
[CAR DOOR SLAMS,
ENGINE STARTS]

1500
01:17:36,477 --> 01:17:38,697
LOOK OUT. COMING THROUGH.

1501
01:17:39,611 --> 01:17:42,048
Interviewer:
TODD BOOMER.

1502
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:46,226
DID TODD BOOMER
CHECK IN YET?

1503
01:17:46,270 --> 01:17:48,402
NO, NOT YET.

1504
01:17:48,446 --> 01:17:51,188
SORRY.

1505
01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:53,146
TODD BOOMER.

1506
01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:54,974
PRESENT.

1507
01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:57,803
OK. NEED A MINUTE?

1508
01:17:57,847 --> 01:18:01,546
NO, NO, NO,
I-I'M FINE.

1509
01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:02,721
OK, COME ON IN.

1510
01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:04,549
[CLEARS THROAT]

1511
01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:09,902
CALCULUS TEACHER.

1512
01:18:11,599 --> 01:18:13,863
WELL, TODD, IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU'RE HAVING

1513
01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:15,038
A PRETTY TOUGH DAY.

1514
01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:18,041
NO, I'M--I'M FINE REALLY.

1515
01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:19,390
OH.

1516
01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:21,435
PLEASE.

1517
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:25,483
WELL, I'VE GONE OVER
YOUR STATS,

1518
01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:28,834
AND EVERYTHING LOOKS...

1519
01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:29,705
OK.

1520
01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:32,359
BUT I'LL BE HONEST.

1521
01:18:32,403 --> 01:18:35,754
YOU'RE NOT A...

1522
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,930
TYPICAL
HARVARD CANDIDATE.

1523
01:18:37,974 --> 01:18:42,587
I DON'T SEE YOU MAKING
THE TOP 5 OF YOUR CLASS.

1524
01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:43,893
NOT UNLESS THE CHESS CLUB

1525
01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:47,635
HAS SOME HORRIBLE
ACCIDENT, NO.

1526
01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:55,731
TODD, LET ME--LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.

1527
01:18:55,774 --> 01:19:00,431
WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO HARVARD?

1528
01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:01,432
UM...

1529
01:19:01,475 --> 01:19:02,694
I GUESS MY DAD AND I

1530
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,130
HAVE ALWAYS HAD IT PLANNED
THAT WAY, YOU KNOW?

1531
01:19:04,174 --> 01:19:08,744
HE LOOKS UP TO THE STUDENTS
HERE AS--AS SOMETHING SPECIAL.

1532
01:19:11,398 --> 01:19:14,053
WHAT I'M
GETTING AT IS...

1533
01:19:14,097 --> 01:19:19,755
WHY DO YOUWANT TO GO
TO HARVARD?

1534
01:19:24,281 --> 01:19:26,805
LOOK, UM...

1535
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:31,854
I'VE BEEN POINTED HERE
LIKE A COMPASS MY WHOLE LIFE.

1536
01:19:31,897 --> 01:19:34,726
AND NOW THAT I'M HERE--

1537
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:38,730
LOOK, I-I-I KNOW
HARVARD IS A GREAT SCHOOL.

1538
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:41,689
I MEAN, IT'S THE GREATEST,
RIGHT?

1539
01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:45,650
BUT, UH...

1540
01:19:45,693 --> 01:19:51,090
I'M--I'M REALLY NOT QUITE
SO SURE IT'S FOR ME.

1541
01:20:06,149 --> 01:20:07,280
Man: OK, I'M READY.

1542
01:20:07,324 --> 01:20:09,543
Second man: NOW JUST
REMEMBER EYE CONTACT,

1543
01:20:09,587 --> 01:20:11,067
POSTURE, SMILE, RIGHT?

1544
01:20:11,110 --> 01:20:11,981
MM-HMM.

1545
01:20:12,024 --> 01:20:13,069
FIRM HANDSHAKE'S
ALL YOU NEED.

1546
01:20:13,112 --> 01:20:17,029
OK, DAD. THANKS. I KNOW.
THANK YOU.

1547
01:20:49,801 --> 01:20:51,063
YEAH. MM-HMM.

1548
01:20:51,107 --> 01:20:52,891
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

1549
01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:54,023
HEY!

1550
01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:56,155
HOW'D IT GO, BUDDY?

1551
01:20:56,199 --> 01:20:57,896
HELLO?

1552
01:21:00,029 --> 01:21:02,770
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

1553
01:21:02,814 --> 01:21:04,772
I GOT PUNCHED.

1554
01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:05,948
HANG ON, ELLEN.

1555
01:21:05,991 --> 01:21:07,601
TODD GOT PUNCHED
AT HIS HARVARD INTERVIEW.

1556
01:21:07,645 --> 01:21:10,604
I DIDN'T GET PUNCHED
AT THE INTERVIEW, MOM.

1557
01:21:10,648 --> 01:21:13,303
NO WAIT, THAT'S WRONG.
HANG ON.

1558
01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:16,088
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND.

1559
01:21:18,525 --> 01:21:21,964
THIS IS, UH...
PRETTY IMPORTANT.

1560
01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:29,623
WELL, YOU SAID
IT WAS IMPORTANT.

1561
01:21:31,277 --> 01:21:34,237
I DON'T REALLY KNOW
HOW TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS.

1562
01:21:36,761 --> 01:21:39,764
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO
TO HARVARD, DO YOU?

1563
01:21:41,461 --> 01:21:42,854
NO.

1564
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:46,989
NO, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT APPLYING

1565
01:21:47,032 --> 01:21:48,904
TO AN ART SCHOOL.

1566
01:21:52,690 --> 01:21:54,431
OH, I'LL--

1567
01:21:54,474 --> 01:21:58,087
I SHOULD LET YOU 2
DISCUSS THIS.

1568
01:21:59,523 --> 01:22:02,961
TODD, CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?

1569
01:22:03,005 --> 01:22:04,093
UM...

1570
01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:06,051
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
ABOUT THIS BEFORE?

1571
01:22:06,095 --> 01:22:07,009
WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME--

1572
01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:09,794
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
LAST NIGHT?

1573
01:22:10,447 --> 01:22:13,580
I DON'T THINK I REALLY
KNEW UNTIL TODAY.

1574
01:22:15,278 --> 01:22:16,018
YOU'RE UPSET.

1575
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:20,239
YEAH. I AM.
I AM UPSET.

1576
01:22:20,283 --> 01:22:23,068
A LITTLE.

1577
01:22:29,814 --> 01:22:31,947
IT'S YOUR DECISION.

1578
01:22:39,345 --> 01:22:41,086
[PING OF PINBALLS]

1579
01:22:41,130 --> 01:22:41,913
Kirsten: YES!

1580
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,915
Faber:
GOOD. GOOD. OHH!

1581
01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:46,962
OK, YOU'RE DOING
VERY POORLY.

1582
01:22:47,005 --> 01:22:50,226
YOU KNOW, THIS GAME
WAS MUCH MORE BORING

1583
01:22:50,269 --> 01:22:52,576
BEFORE THEY PUT
THE FLIPPERS IN.

1584
01:22:52,619 --> 01:22:53,707
[KIRSTEN LAUGHS]

1585
01:22:53,751 --> 01:22:57,842
OH, MY GOD, YES!

1586
01:22:58,147 --> 01:23:01,454
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
WHERE YOU GOING?

1587
01:23:01,498 --> 01:23:02,368
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1588
01:23:02,412 --> 01:23:03,630
DON'T LEAVE ME, FABER.
COME ON.

1589
01:23:03,674 --> 01:23:05,110
I'M ON A STREAK HERE.

1590
01:23:05,154 --> 01:23:07,069
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

1591
01:23:10,072 --> 01:23:13,553
JESUS,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

1592
01:23:15,468 --> 01:23:16,382
DID MUELLER DO THAT?

1593
01:23:16,426 --> 01:23:18,036
YEAH, IT'S A LONG STORY.

1594
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,039
IT'S GOING TO TAKE
A MAJOR PANCAKE MARATHON

1595
01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:22,910
TO BE TOLD PROPERLY.

1596
01:23:22,954 --> 01:23:24,042
I'LL BUY.

1597
01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:26,088
Kirsten: YES! ALL RIGHT!

1598
01:23:26,131 --> 01:23:31,615
YOU NEED TO TALK
TO KIRSTEN.

1599
01:23:31,658 --> 01:23:33,791
YEAH.

1600
01:23:33,834 --> 01:23:36,185
ALL RIGHT, WELL...

1601
01:23:36,228 --> 01:23:37,273
I'M GOING TO...

1602
01:23:37,316 --> 01:23:39,753
GO BUILD SOMETHING
WITH TOOTHPICKS.

1603
01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:42,104
THANKS, MAN.
YOU'RE THE BEST.

1604
01:23:42,147 --> 01:23:45,020
[PINBALL MACHINE DINGS]

1605
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,374
SO HOW DID YOU KNOW
I WAS HERE?

1606
01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:53,376
UH, "DINER NIGHT."

1607
01:23:53,419 --> 01:23:56,161
OH, OF COURSE.

1608
01:23:57,597 --> 01:24:01,384
SO I MADE A DECISION.

1609
01:24:01,427 --> 01:24:02,994
YEAH?

1610
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:07,607
I'M NOT
GOING TO HARVARD.

1611
01:24:07,651 --> 01:24:10,219
REALLY?

1612
01:24:11,263 --> 01:24:13,874
THAT'S A BREAKTHROUGH.

1613
01:24:13,918 --> 01:24:15,093
I FIGURE THAT ART SCHOOL

1614
01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:18,096
WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME,
YOU KNOW?

1615
01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:21,099
YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

1616
01:24:24,929 --> 01:24:26,452
THAT'S NOT WHAT I...

1617
01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:30,413
WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT, THOUGH.

1618
01:24:35,331 --> 01:24:40,553
I GUESS WHAT I WANTED
TO SAY WAS THAT, UH...

1619
01:24:40,597 --> 01:24:42,120
I'M--I'M REALLY SORRY.

1620
01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:44,601
I--I KNOW I HURT YOU
AND...

1621
01:24:44,644 --> 01:24:47,082
I NEVER
MEANT TO DO THAT.

1622
01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:51,390
I GUESS ALL
I'M ASKING FOR IS...

1623
01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:55,612
IS THAT YOU DON'T WRITE
ME OFF AS A FRIEND.

1624
01:25:03,315 --> 01:25:05,926
NEVER HAPPEN.

1625
01:25:11,802 --> 01:25:13,804
[WATER SPLASHING]

1626
01:25:13,847 --> 01:25:16,720
[HUMS]

1627
01:25:16,763 --> 01:25:18,983
[HONK]
AAH!

1628
01:25:19,026 --> 01:25:21,507
[GROWLS]

1629
01:25:22,943 --> 01:25:24,423
AAH!

1630
01:25:26,425 --> 01:25:28,862
[SIGH OF RELIEF]

1631
01:25:33,824 --> 01:25:36,218
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY
GOING TO MISS THIS SPOT

1632
01:25:36,261 --> 01:25:37,436
WHEN WE'RE OFF AT SCHOOL.

1633
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,481
YEAH, ME, TOO.

1634
01:25:38,524 --> 01:25:41,614
I WONDER WHERE
WE'LL BE IN 10 YEARS.

1635
01:25:41,658 --> 01:25:45,096
WELL, YOU WILL BE WORKING
ON YOUR SECOND 100 MILLION

1636
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,706
ON...

1637
01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:48,447
INTERACTIVE 3-D,

1638
01:25:48,491 --> 01:25:50,362
SMELL-O-VISION
COMPUTER GAMES.

1639
01:25:50,406 --> 01:25:53,844
THE SHED WILL BE
TOTALLY DECKED OUT

1640
01:25:53,887 --> 01:25:58,675
WITH A JACUZZI
AND A WATER SLIDE.

1641
01:25:58,718 --> 01:26:01,112
OK. AND ME?

1642
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,767
OK. THE PLACE, NEW YORK.

1643
01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:07,684
THE EVENT, THE BOOK
SIGNING OF YOUR FIRST

1644
01:26:07,727 --> 01:26:11,992
WILDLY SUCCESSFUL
COLLECTION OF POETRY.

1645
01:26:12,036 --> 01:26:14,647
"WILDLY SUCCESSFUL."

1646
01:26:14,691 --> 01:26:15,605
I LIKE THAT.

1647
01:26:15,648 --> 01:26:17,998
WHAT ABOUT ME?

1648
01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:23,003
"DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH
YOUR ORDER TODAY, SIR?"

1649
01:26:23,047 --> 01:26:24,048
OK.

1650
01:26:26,268 --> 01:26:30,228
OK. 2008, WE'LL ALL MEET
BACK HERE AND COMPARE NOTES.

1651
01:26:30,272 --> 01:26:31,882
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

1652
01:26:33,275 --> 01:26:34,537
Kirsten and Faber:
NEVER HAPPEN.

1653
01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:36,103
GUYS, COME ON. WORK WITH ME.
WORK WITH ME.

1654
01:26:41,587 --> 01:26:44,677
♪ WELCOME TO TOMORROW

1655
01:26:44,721 --> 01:26:49,116
♪ I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT'S TRUE

1656
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:54,121
♪ ALL THE BLOOD
UPON THESE PAGES ♪

1657
01:26:54,165 --> 01:26:58,213
♪ TAKES ME AWAY FROM YOU

1658
01:26:58,256 --> 01:27:02,260
♪ BUT WHEN TROUBLE
TAKES YOUR SPIRIT ♪

1659
01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:07,222
♪ MAYBE THEN YOU'LL
CHANGE YOUR MIND ♪

1660
01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:12,009
♪ WE'RE ONLY
SUMMER'S CHILDREN ♪

1661
01:27:12,052 --> 01:27:13,576
♪ SOMETIMES

1662
01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:21,279
♪ AND ALL THE TIME
THE FUTURE'S COMING DOWN ♪

1663
01:27:21,323 --> 01:27:31,115
♪ I CAN HEAR THE ANGELS
FALLING TO THE GROUND ♪

1664
01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:32,290
♪ YEAH

1665
01:27:32,334 --> 01:27:38,427
♪ I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOUR VOICE ♪

1666
01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:46,304
♪ TELL YOU, I DON'T EVEN
WANT MY SECOND CHOICE ♪

1667
01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:51,353
♪ I CAN'T GET NEAR IT

1668
01:28:06,455 --> 01:28:09,588
♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE

1669
01:28:09,632 --> 01:28:14,854
♪ BUT I HATE THEM, TOO

1670
01:28:14,898 --> 01:28:19,642
♪ I HATE TO SEE
ALL THE DAMAGE ♪

1671
01:28:19,685 --> 01:28:23,080
♪ BEING DONE TO YOU

1672
01:28:23,123 --> 01:28:27,737
♪ WHEN YOUR EYES
ARE BROKEN WINDOWS ♪

1673
01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:31,958
♪ EVERY TIME
I SEE YOU SMILE ♪

1674
01:28:32,002 --> 01:28:36,354
♪ IT'S LIKE BEING BACK
IN HEAVEN ♪

1675
01:28:36,398 --> 01:28:38,748
♪ FOR A WHILE

1676
01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:46,364
♪ AND ALL THE TIME
THE FUTURE'S COMING DOWN ♪

1677
01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:55,547
♪ I CAN HEAR THE ANGELS
FALLING TO THE GROUND ♪

1678
01:28:55,591 --> 01:28:57,462
♪ YEAH

1679
01:28:57,506 --> 01:29:03,076
♪ I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
YOUR VOICE ♪

1680
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:11,128
♪ I TELL YOU, I DON'T EVEN
WANT MY SECOND CHOICE ♪

1681
01:29:11,171 --> 01:29:12,390
♪ YEAH

1682
01:29:12,434 --> 01:29:19,092
♪ TELL ME, I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOUR VOICE ♪

1683
01:29:19,136 --> 01:29:28,711
♪ ALL I EVER WANT TO DO
NOW IS REJOICE ♪

1684
01:29:28,754 --> 01:29:31,191
♪ YEAH

1685
01:29:31,235 --> 01:29:33,237
♪ AHHH