[indistinct radio chatter]
- Red Ship 7 reporting in.
No sign of Gumby in this sector.
[indistinct radio chatter]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[indistinct radio chatter]
♪ ♪
[indistinct chatter]
♪ ♪
- [speaking foreign language]
♪ ♪
[indistinct radio chatter]
♪ ♪
[indistinct radio chatter]
♪ ♪
- [speaking foreign language]
♪ ♪
[indistinct radio chatter]
♪ ♪
- ♪ He can walk into many books ♪
♪ With his pony pal Pokey too ♪
♪ If you've got a heart
♪ Then Gumby's a part of you ♪
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
[indistinct radio chatter]
[munching]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[electricity crackling]
♪ ♪
- Nuts.
I thought he wanted to land here.
[horn honking]
- Hi, Pokey.
Mind if we put up these posters?
- No.
- It's announcing our concert tomorrow.
[rock music]
[hammering]
- I wish Lowbelly would listen to something else occasionally.
♪ ♪
- Pokey, you know where Gumby is?
- Nope.
♪ ♪
- Pokey, if you find Gumby,
remind him of the rehearsal at the barn, will ya?
- Maybe if I feel like it.
- [whispers] Well, that's not like Pokey.
- Hey, maybe he ate some bad hay or wild oats.
[chuckles]
- I'll find Gumby for myself.
Not for them.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- You did a fine job, son.
♪ ♪
[clopping]
♪ ♪
- Clayboys, shmayboys.
Who cares, anyhow?
♪ ♪
Gumby?
Are you up there, Gumby?
♪ ♪
[bell ringing]
[whistle sliding]
[thudding]
[bell ringing continuously]
- Pokey, when are you going to learn
not to stand by this pole?
- Yeah.
[bell ringing]
[urgent music]
- Look out, Pokey.
Get off the path!
[engine rumbling]
[siren wailing]
[solemn music]
[mirthful screaming]
[clopping]
♪ ♪
- I wish Gumby would tell somebody where he goes.
♪ ♪
- Well, Goo, here we go.
[whistle sliding]
♪ ♪
- Gumby?
[thudding]
♪ ♪
I won't believe it. It can't be true.
- To believe or not to believe, that is the question.
- You better start believing it, 'cause I'm uncomfortable.
Now everybody pull himself together.
I mean apart.
- Impossible, Goo.
Somebody call an ambulance.
[siren wailing]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Hmm, well, now this is the worst case of
multiple compound fusion I've ever seen.
♪ ♪
- This has got to be a dream.
- We need a cross section on the CAT Scan-O-Rama.
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
♪ ♪
Hmm. Just as I thought.
♪ ♪
These dark areas indicate complete fusion
to an acute homogenized state.
Hmm.
Nurse, place these patients immediately
in the de-confusion chamber.
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
♪ ♪
Um, set for MAG 4,
sine wave pulse 16 at 30 DB to start.
I'm not used to this new model.
♪ ♪
One more and we're set to go.
Now, let's just see how our patients are doing here.
♪ ♪
- I'm scared!
- Wait till you see the hospital bill.
- I still can't believe it.
- All right, start slowly
and use the micro double-sync pulse.
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
♪ ♪
Hmm. Oh, good.
Good, good, good, it's working, it's working.
♪ ♪
Oh my, we've split the chromosomes.
We've got to reverse it.
Patch in the DNA synthesizer component immediately.
[machinery humming]
All right, now.
Easy.
Phase in the micro-pulse.
♪ ♪
Open the DC.
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
Well, fellas.
How do you feel?
- I feel like a dinosaur again,
but for a while, I was worried.
- [laughs]
Yes, well, I was, too.
Now I don't want you to worry about any hospital bill, either.
It's all free.
Chalk it up to research.
You helped us prove what this machine can do.
You are welcome to have lunch before you leave.
- No, thanks.
I'm getting out of this weird place.
I'm beginning to feel like a guinea pig.
[upbeat music]
[horn honks]
♪ ♪
- Say, do you guys know where Gumby might go
to look for new ideas for his concert?
- Well, I would look in the book department.
You know how he likes books.
- Yeah, I had no idea what I was
until I read a book on dinosaurs.
Say, maybe we could find out what you are, Goo.
[foreign chanting]
♪ ♪
[clinking]
- Uh-oh.
- [speaking foreign language]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Prickle, you and Goo look for Gumby in the first two books.
I'll search in this one.
♪ ♪
[foreign music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[flies buzzing]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[growling]
♪ ♪
[thudding]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Ugh, I'm through searching for Gumby in these books.
It's dangerous.
[mystical music]
♪ ♪
- [yells]
- Oh, I'm sorry, Pokey.
I didn't know you were there.
- We were looking for you, Gumby.
[horn honking]
- All aboard for the farm.
- Come on, Pokey, get in.
We're going to the farm.
Did you want to stay here?
Well, then, come on.
[engine turning over]
♪ ♪
[engine grinding]
[car backfiring]
♪ ♪
[sneaky music]
♪ ♪
[tires screeching]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
[horn honking]
[flames crackling]
♪ ♪
[dog barking]
[sneaky music]
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [gasps]
Oh!
♪ ♪
- Are you okay, lady?
- I guess I'm all right.
[sobs]
- Did a car hit you?
- No, I just learned the loan company is taking away our farm.
- Gosh, it must be awful losing your farm.
- It just shows you that to borrow money is dangerous.
- Thank you, young man.
[engine turning over]
♪ ♪
[tires screeching]
♪ ♪
- Lady, is there anything we can do to help?
- I'm afraid not.
The E-Z Loan company is taking our farms
because we can't make our payments.
We had so little rain last year,
that our crops couldn’t grow.
Oh, I don't know what we'll do.
I just can't tell my children
they won't have a home anymore.
[sobs]
- Thinbuckle and Fatbuckle, come here a minute.
- Uh-oh.
Looks as if Gumby's up to something as usual.
- You've got good ears, Pokey.
Maybe you can overhear what they're saying.
- I'm not interested.
- What about farmer's benefit?
- Fatbuckle, I like the sound of farmer's benefit.
Is it settled?
We have benefit concerts?
- I'm all for it.
- A-one, two, a-three--
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[rooster crowing]
- You know, Goo, I think Pokey is sick.
He's still in the backseat of the car.
- Oh, Pokey's hurt.
'Cause Gumby spends so much time now with the Clayboys.
They usually do almost everything together.
- Yeah, I guess Pokey feels left out.
♪ ♪
- Fellas, I got some new ideas for our concert
out of some books.
I'll show you what I mean.
Play our next piece.
♪ ♪
[bell chiming]
♪ ♪
[dishes clanking]
- Thank you, Fatbuckle.
And I picked everything fresh from the garden.
- Uh, say, where's Pokey?
He's usually always hungry.
- Oh, he's still out in the car.
He's feeling bad about something.
- Golly.
I better go see what's the matter.
[upbeat music]
Pokey, what's the matter?
Are you sick?
- Oh, I'm not much good to you anymore,
now that you're always playing with the Clayboys.
- Oh, I didn't realize you felt left out.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
You are going to be with me in the new dance act.
You’ll be out in the front of the band with me.
- Sounds like fun.
I'm suddenly real hungry.
- Goo fixed you a carrot cucumber tomato sandwich.
- Here, Lowbelly. Here's your lunch.
Oh, what a pretty marble.
♪ ♪
Gumby, look at this strange marble I found in the hay.
Isn't it beautiful?
- It's a beauty, all right.
But I don't think it's a marble.
It looks like a pearl.
Here, Thinbuckle.
What does it look like to you?
- It sure looks like a pearl my dad bought for my mother.
And it cost a lot of money, man.
- [chomping]
I'll bet it's a real pearl.
I'd say it's worth at least $1,000.
- Well, I'm going to show it to Professor Kapp.
He'll tell us if it's real for sire.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[glass shattering]
Oh, I'm awfully sorry, Professor!
I shouldn't pop in on you so fast like that.
- Oh, don't worry, son.
This was just one of my many unsuccessful experiments.
No harm done, really.
Oh my.
Now then, what can I do for you, Gumby?
- Goo found this in our barn.
We thought that you could tell is if it's a real pearl or not.
- Now... [clears throat]
Now, um, let me have a good look at this
with my crystal laser analyzer.
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
♪ ♪
Oh, and on this screen over here,
we'll soon get the answer.
[computer beeping]
- Chemical: calcium carbonate.
Type: Pearl.
- Wow! Thank you, Professor.
This will be a good start
on our farmer's benefit find.
We are having a benefit concert in the park tomorrow.
And you are invited.
- Oh, thank you, Gumby.
I wouldn’t miss it for anything!
[rock music]
♪ ♪
Oh, my.
This music does things to my brain.
[giggles]
- It does things to my spine.
- It makes me feel funny all over.
♪ ♪
[glass clinking]
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
♪ ♪
[bell chiming]
♪ ♪
[bell chiming]
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
♪ ♪
[bell chiming]
♪ ♪
[bell chiming]
♪ ♪
[cheering]
♪ ♪
- This is going to rock the scientific world.
[cheering]
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
[guitar solo]
[cheers and applause]
[car backfiring]
- Sorry, Lowbelly.
They don't allow dogs here.
We won't stay long.
You can play the radio.
- This is KDOG on your radio dial.
Brought to you by--
- This is their car.
- That's their mascot, Lowbelly.
- He's cute.
[giggles]
[indistinct chatter]
- As we return to the story, we find Penny in her kitchen
talking to her neighbor, Maisy.
- But Maisy, I also heard that ChiChi spilled the kibble--
[police scanner]
- Oh, no!
[suspenseful music]
That was gonna be the highlight of the workweek.
♪ ♪
What should we do?
♪ ♪
[motorcycle rumbling]
[dog whines]
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
♪ ♪
[dog whining]
♪ ♪
[computer beeping]
- Duplication phase on the electronic robot complete.
All circuits in place.
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
♪ ♪
[dog barks]
♪ ♪
[dog whines]
♪ ♪
[wheels sliding]
- [barks]
[water splashing]
[electricity crackling]
[dog whines]
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
♪ ♪
[tires screeching]
[indistinct chatter]
- Here, waiter, take this back.
And bring me another thick shake.
And get your circuits fixed before you make another mess.
[tires screeching]
[ominous music]
♪ ♪
- I'll be right back, fellas.
♪ ♪
What's the matter, Lowbelly?
You always like cookies.
I'll leave them here for ya, in case you get hungry.
We won't be much longer.
♪ ♪
- We loved your concert, Gumby.
May we have your autograph?
- Sure!
- That robot really has his wires crossed.
[oohing and awwing]
[splattering]
- Uh, golly, I'm sorry.
- It's okay, sonny.
Yeah, yeah, it's my fault, really.
You see, I told that robot
I wanted to meet you, not eat you.
My name's Lucky Claybert.
I was at your concert today. I liked it very much.
I'm a talent agent and I'd like to help you
make it big in show business and TV.
- Come see me at our studio, Mr. Claybert.
And we'll talk.
- Hey, you may call me Lucky.
Young man, you're going to make
television history.
- As long as we can help the small farmers.
- Farmers?
- [slurping]
Hey, Prickle, They brought you a new shake.
- It's about time.
I thought this piece of junk would never come back.
[splattering]
[all laughing]
- I've got to get back to my lab right now.
Oh, yes.
- Oh, we've got to go, too.
We have a lot of rehearsing to do.
We'll drop you off at your lab.
- Hey, I haven't had my strawberry shake yet.
[sneaky music]
♪ ♪
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[music grows louder]
♪ ♪
[dog whines]
♪ ♪
[music stops]
[keyboard clacking]
- This is great, Tara.
We can hear them rehearse.
[rooster crows]
- And when they leave for a concert,
we can follow them.
Oh, look, Ginger.
Someone important is coming up the road.
[car rumbling]
[rock music]
- Hello, Mr. Claybert.
We've been expecting you.
Just follow me.
♪ ♪
- Yes, this boggles my brain.
Fantastic!
♪ ♪
[music stops]
- Hi, Mr. Claybert.
Come to my office.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Young man, you have a unique talent.
And a perfect medium for that talent
is video music television.
You and the Clayboys are unknown.
You don't even have a record out.
But you do your thing on videotape and disc,
and everybody will know you overnight.
Just sign this contract and I'll arrange
for camera crews to come right over
and begin taping as soon as possible.
- Well, before I sign, I must have the okay
from all my colleagues.
What do you say, fellas?
All: Sign! Sign!
[all yelling]
[thudding]
♪ ♪
- Well, Mr. Claybert.
- Yes, yes, yes.
Just-just call me Lucky.
- Well, Lucky.
You’ve got a deal!
All: Hooray!
- Look, a television van.
[sneaky music]
♪ ♪
- Ah.
I never saw Lowbelly do that so fast before.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Hey, fellas, what do you know!
Our first break on TV.
Lucky sure works fast.
[beats drum]
- Man, our first TV appearance.
[strums guitar]
- Wow!
Think I should get a haircut?
- Look, Ginger, a television appearance.
We'll follow them to the station.
Let's get in my car now.
[sneaky music]
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
♪ ♪
- I'm sure glad they turned on the air conditioner.
- If they’d only turn a light on now.
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Boy, the driver must think he's going to a fire.
- I wish we were going to a fire.
This air conditioning is freezing.
[yawns]
- I'm so cold and stiff I can't move!
♪ ♪
[tries squealing]
♪ ♪
[tires screeching]
- This is where they turned off the road.
- But there's no road there, Tara.
- They escaped this book.
Well, so can we.
[tires squealing]
♪ ♪
Ah, I see their tire tracks where they turned here.
♪ ♪
- That's no TV station.
And what's wrong with the Clayboys?
♪ ♪
- Yeah, this is weird.
We better investigate.
♪ ♪
[machinery buzzing]
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
♪ ♪
- I don't see any television cameras.
- And you won't, either.
♪ ♪
- Look, Tara.
What are they doing to Thinbuckle?
I mean, the robot?
- You are to capture Gumby and bring him here.
[electricity crackling]
- They're programming the robot to do something.
I can't see or hear what it is.
♪ ♪
[dog barking]
- That crazy dog.
Look out, Prickle.
[dog barking]
[dog whining]
- Oh, my.
Poor Lowbelly is all covered with manure.
- What's a matter with that dumb dog?
He's never chased after Tilly before.
- Lowbelly, you know better than to chase Tilly.
Now we're gonna have to give you a bath.
[truck rumbling]
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- We're ready, Gumby.
Bring your instruments.
[water splashing]
♪ ♪
- What's the water for, Goo?
- We're gonna give Lowbelly a bath.
He's all covered with manure.
- Hah hah!
What next?
- Put the instruments far back in the van, Gumby.
♪ ♪
- Hey, Thinbuckle?
I want to ride in the cab.
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
♪ ♪
- One stinking dog, coming up.
[electricity crackling]
[explosion]
- Holy Toledo!
What happened?
- I think something awful has happened to Lowbelly.
- Hey, this wasn't Lowbelly.
This was a robot.
- I thought he was acting strange
ever since we left the cafe.
- Oh, then where is Lowbelly?
- Somebody kidnapped him, that's for sire.
They made a robot copy of him.
We got to catch up with Gumby and tell him.
Come on!
[urgent music]
[engine grinding]
[car backfires]
[car backfiring]
Goo, while I try to fix the motor,
you better look up the number of that TV station, KBLK,
and try to phone Gumby.
♪ ♪
[wheels squeaking]
♪ ♪
- Tara, I can't believe this.
They've got Gumby!
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
- Gumby form duplication is complete.
Gumby robot is ready for a music performance.
♪ ♪
- Looks like Gumby needs help, Tara.
- Ginger, don't worry.
Gumby can take care of himself.
Just wait and see.
♪ ♪
- Tara, this looks real bad to me.
Now Gumby and the Clayboys are all locked up
in cold rooms.
We ought to do something.
- Wait, I want to see what these Blockheads are trying to do.
♪ ♪
- Robot ready to activate.
♪ ♪
[dog barks]
♪ ♪
[disjointed rock music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, this is terrible.
I can't stand it anymore!
Gumby needs help.
Follow me, Ginger.
♪ ♪
[thudding]
- Emergency.
Spy has escaped. Emergency.
[alarm ringing]
[engine rumbling]
♪ ♪
[machine whirring]
♪ ♪
What the Gumby robot sees will be displayed on this screen.
Use noise clips to control action.
♪ ♪
- Don't you remember the title of the book, Tara?
- I'll know it when I see it.
Ah, there it is.
[instrumental of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm"]
- ♪ Here a quack, there a quack ♪
♪ Everywhere a quack quack ♪
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪
♪ Ee-eye ee-eye oh ♪
- Whoops. The wrong book.
Sorry, Ginger.
- ♪ Hee-haw here
♪ Hee-haw there ♪
♪ Here a hee, there a haw ♪
♪ Everywhere a hee-haw ♪
[car rumbling]
- Well, Ginger, I guess I'm lost.
I don't know which way to go.
- Tara, there's the TV trick.
Looks like Gumby driving.
- It's not Gumby.
That's the robot, which means more trouble.
I'm going to follow it.
[suspenseful music]
There's the book I was looking for.
And--[gasps].
The robot's going to Gumby's studio.
Ginger, we have to warn Gumby's pals.
Hang on.
[engine grinding]
[car backfiring]
[truck rumbling]
- It's Gumby!
♪ ♪
- Hi, pals. What's up?
- Terrible news, Gumby.
And I couldn’t find the phone number
for the TV station to tell you.
- Your car is a real clinker.
It won't start.
- No, the bad news is that Lowbelly's been kidnapped.
Whoever did it made a robot copy of him to fool us.
- Oh, well I think I know where to find Lowbelly.
Come on.
Get in the van and we'll go find him.
♪ ♪
Hop in, everybody.
- Can't I ride with you in the cab?
[horn honking]
♪ ♪
- Don't get in the truck!
That's not Gumby! It's a robot!
It'll lock you in there the way Gumby was kidnapped!
Run!
[clopping]
♪ ♪
[rooster crowing]
- That's not Gumby for sure.
- Time to head for the hills.
- I have an idea how to fix this robot.
♪ ♪
[airplane engine roaring]
♪ ♪
[airplane engine roaring]
♪ ♪
- Gumby robot's radio transmission
has been interrupted.
Until difficulty is corrected,
select defensive program class A, Evasive.
♪ ♪
- Hooray!
Good shooting, Goo.
[tires screeching]
- Somebody's coming up the driveway.
[engine revving]
[car rumbling]
- Hi, kids, uh...
What's this TV truck doing here?
- Oh, Mr. Claybert, it's not a TV trick.
Gumby and the Clayboys were kidnapped in it.
- Yeah, we don't know where they are.
- We know where they are.
- Well, there's no time to lose.
I've scheduled TV camera and sound crews to be here
in two hours.
So hop in, everybody.
Hop in.
[clopping]
♪ ♪
[tires screeching]
♪ ♪
- I'm sorry, bit I can't remember
the title of the book where Gumby is.
[sighs]
- We remember what's in the book.
- What's in the book?
- There's computers galore.
- And they make robots.
- Good. That narrows it down.
Let's all spread out and each look for titles
that say "computer" or "robot."
♪ ♪
[crashing]
♪ ♪
- Hey, come here, everybody.
I think I found the book.
♪ ♪
- This is it!
Follow me.
- Hey, wait a minute.
This could be dangerous.
Let's call the police.
- Oh, no time for that, Prickle.
Just stick together and we'll be okay.
- Shh!
Now be very quiet as we enter.
I'll check first to see what's happening.
♪ ♪
- Still experiencing interference
with video transmission from Gumby robot.
♪ ♪
- The Blockheads are distracted now.
♪ ♪
[dog barks]
[clopping]
[thudding]
[crashing]
[disjointed rock music]
♪ ♪
- Well done, Pokey and Goo!
Now to find Gumby and his band.
♪ ♪
- [sniffing]
[barks]
♪ ♪
- Ah, yes, that must be the room.
Now hurry.
[dog barking]
Oh, no, the door is locked.
- I saw the Blockhead use a key card here.
- I'll get it from one of them.
[thudding]
[cows mooing]
- Video now restored.
Gumby robot now ready to continue mission
to capture [inaudible].
Reactivate controls.
- Ah-hah. Here's the key.
♪ ♪
- Ah, I tell you--
It's cold in here.
Colder than a witch's heart.
Must be a light switch here someplace.
Prickle, turn up that thermostat.
And, Goo, will you find a cup of hot soup, please?
- This'll heat up the party.
[air expelling]
- I found a robot that made soup.
- Reactivate controls.
Reactivate controls.
- Hi, Lucky!
Hey, where am I?
- You're in a science lab, sonny.
- Hey, what happened to Fatbuckle,
Thinbuckle, and Nobuckle?
[disjointed rock music]
- Oh, yes, they're okay.
They'll wake up in a few minutes.
No problem.
- Whatever happened?
And who's playing the music so badly?
- You won't believe it.
Come take a look.
♪ ♪
- They're all robots, Gumby.
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
Boy, they sound awful!
♪ ♪
- Temporary deactivation
of Clayboy robots is complete.
The purpose of this program is to obtain pearls
from the subject, Lowbelly.
When the Clayboy band plays live music,
the subject will produce tears that become pearls.
- But our music isn't sad.
[keyboard clacking]
♪ ♪
[machinery winding down]
- Gumby, we better go to your studio now.
The camera and sound crews will be there shortly.
- Prickle, will you see if the Clayboys are awake?
- Roger, Gumby.
Leaping Tyrannosaurus, it's hot in here!
Gumby, come look!
We've got problems.
[suspenseful music]
- I'll call Professor Kapp.
He'll know what to do.
[dial tone]
[phone beeping]
Eh, Professor?
- Oh, uh, yes-- Three meltdowns?
Normally, it's serious, but I have a new invention
that will handle the problem, so don't worry.
Bring them over right away.
♪ ♪
- Now, Gumby, will you and Mr. Claybert please move
those sound emitters-- Uh, speakers--to you, Gumby?
So they are directly over the subject.
♪ ♪
Now that's fine, gentlemen, fine.
Now we'll give her a try.
♪ ♪
[machinery humming]
[explosion]
[electricity crackling]
Oops! Oh!
I blew a fuse.
The system has never handled three subjects at once before.
Oh, no.
♪ ♪
- Goo, will you check in the van
for any missing instruments or amps?
♪ ♪
Hey!
[truck rumbling]
Goo! Oh, Goo!
Oh, leaping Tyrannosaurus!
♪ ♪
Operator.
[phone ringing]
- Gumby, will you answer that while I
start the system up again?
[phone ringing]
- Hello? This is Professor Kapp’s laboratory.
- Gumby? - Prickle?
- Yeah, Goo has been kidnapped by the robot
that looks like you.
It just drove away with Goo locked in the van.
- Prickle, have Pokey go to my father
and take along the Groobee and meet me at
"All About Robots" pronto.
And I'll meet them there.
- Oh, Gumby, do you know how much the camera and sound crews
charge an hour?
- I can't help it, Lucky!
They'll just have to wait.
Goo is in serious trouble.
- Hooray!
It's working again.
And you fellas stand by and watch over there.
[machinery humming]
- How do you feel, fellas?
[whistle sliding]
- I feel great!
- Goo is in serious trouble, and I have to go help her.
- Good luck.
- So long.
I'll see you at the barn.
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
[thudding]
♪ ♪
[alarm bell sounding]
♪ ♪
[horn honking]
♪ ♪
[tires screeching]
♪ ♪
Tara, will you pull over at that cassette ahead?
You can hide the car in the next row until I come out.
♪ ♪
[Renaissance music]
♪ ♪
[metallic clanking]
- Well, what can I do for thee, sonny?
- Um, I need a suit of armor and a good sword.
- Well, armor I got, but last week,
some barons started a war and the local knights
cleaned me out of swords and I'm back-ordered
for several days.
- Fit me out in a suit of armor, then.
I'll find a sword somewhere.
- Now come to think of it, the best sword in the kingdom
is still available.
- I'll take it!
- It's out in the courtyard stuck in a rock.
It belongs to the first swordsman who can pull it out.
But first, I'll fit you out with a good suit of armor.
♪ ♪
You’re an odd shape, bit that should do it.
- Sir, which way to the courtyard?
- Go left up the street, through the last archway.
- Uh, thank you.
[metal clanking]
♪ ♪
[metal clanking]
[grunting]
♪ ♪
- Maureen, come and look.
There's a strange-looking knight to try to pill the sword out.
[laughs]
- [grunting]
[metal clanking]
[both laughing]
- That knight would do well in a carnival.
♪ ♪
[metal clanking]
♪ ♪
[metal clanking]
♪ ♪
[thudding]
♪ ♪
[sword clanking]
♪ ♪
[indistinct chatter]
♪ ♪
[all gasp]
[sword clanking]
♪ ♪
- Uh, Sir Lancelot.
The lad needs a sword.
- Uh, hold on, Sir Galahad.
This man is resourceful. Look!
♪ ♪
[liquid splashing]
- Sir Galahad, I think you are right.
The lad does need a sword.
♪ ♪
- Hey, green one up there.
♪ ♪
Here, catch this.
♪ ♪
- Thanks, sir knight.
[swords clanking]
♪ ♪
[whistle sliding]
♪ ♪
[thudding]
- [laughing]
Sir Galahad, the green lad didn't need a sword.
He needed wings.
[both laughing]
♪ ♪
- I heard that remark, sir.
You see, I've just begun to fight.
- Holy monastery!
The lad's a magician!
♪ ♪
[applause]
♪ ♪
[computer beeping]
♪ ♪
[swords clanking]
♪ ♪
[thudding]
♪ ♪
- Sir, may I borrow this a while?
- Of course, sir.
♪ ♪
Oh, Tara!
[tires squeaking]
I'm sure glad to see you.
[car rumbling]
♪ ♪
Tara, I've got to find a way to beat that robot
so I can go back and rescue Goo.
♪ ♪
Pull over in front of that cassette.
♪ ♪
Tara, drive around behind and wait for me there.
♪ ♪
[ambient music]
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[door beeps]
♪ ♪
[door beeps]
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
[electricity crackling]
♪ ♪
Hmm.
Electric sparks shorting out...
of course!
Why didn't I think of that before?
Uh-oh.
Oh, no!
♪ ♪
- Analysis and loading of the Gumby swordplay data
is now complete.
Programming a robot counter-action in process.
♪ ♪
Programming now complete.
Press R for attack mode.
♪ ♪
[explosion]
♪ ♪
Mission accomplished.
Robot ready to return to home base for repairs.
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
♪ ♪
[marching music]
- Wow!
- Hurry, Tara, let's go!
- Okay, guys, which one of you is the real Gumby?
- We all are.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
The robot is still behind us!
[alarm sounding]
Tara, follow that engine.
That's my dad!
[tires squealing]
[siren wailing]
[train whistle blowing]
[crashing]
[train bell ringing]
[siren wailing]
- Pokey, are you sure Gumby told you to meet him here?
I don't see any smoke or fire.
- That's what Prickle told me.
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, son.
Where's the fire?
- No fire, Dad.
There's a dangerous robot after is.
It looks just like me, and the only way to stop it
is get it wet and short out its electrical circuits.
- But why would a robot be after you, Gumby?
- I'll explain later, Dad.
It's going to be here any minute now.
Would you back the engine over there
out of sight?
And I'll be standing in front of the robot book.
When the robot attacks me, fire the monitor straight bore
at it and soak it.
- If you say so, son.
[engine revving]
♪ ♪
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- Robot now locked on target.
Contact in ten seconds.
Nine seconds.
Eight seconds.
Seven seconds.
- Now, Dad!
[water gushing]
[television static]
- Circuitry malfunction.
Robot repair mode suggested.
♪ ♪
[electricity crackling]
- Holy Toledo!
- Clayboy robots are now programmed for pursuit.
♪ ♪
[computer beeping]
♪ ♪
- Uh-oh, Gumby.
Look, more robots.
♪ ♪
[electricity crackling]
Holy Toledo!
[electricity crackling]
- Emergency.
Intruders have been detected.
Press command key to apprehend.
[jingly music]
[upbeat music]
- Go get 'em, Groobee!
- [buzzes]
- Situation impossible.
Press escape key to abandon this operation.
[all laughing]
- Nice work, Groobee.
Now let's find Goo.
♪ ♪
- [buzzes]
- Oh, no!
Pokey, where's the whistle that stops the Groobee?
- Oh, nuts.
I left it on the seat of the fire truck.
- [buzzing]
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[wood cracking]
♪ ♪
- Gumby, how's Goo doing?
- I think she's warming up okay.
- Oh, what happened?
- You were kidnapped and we rescued you.
And we're on our way back to the studio.
Dad!
We are late for our taping session.
- In that case, son, we'll pretend we're
on our way to a fire.
[siren blaring]
- Oh, dear.
If Gumby doesn't show up soon, I'll be ruined.
All the sound and video equipment
and the crews are costing me a fortune!
Oh, what a bummer.
[indistinct chatter]
[thudding]
[indistinct chatter]
[siren wailing]
[dog barks]
[siren wailing]
[dog barks]
- Hi, Lowbelly.
Sure good to see you, Lowbelly.
- Gumby, we are all ready
and waiting.
- Be right with you, Lucky.
- Here's the cookies for your picnic, son.
[kissing]
- Here, Goo.
- I'll start getting things ready for the picnic.
[car rumbling]
- Hi, Professor.
- Oh, my. Am I late, Gumby?
- No.
Just go into the barn and find a seat, Professor.
- Wonderful, wonderful!
I've been looking forward to this.
- Hey, Gumby.
How much longer do I have to stay up here
and guard these characters?
- You did a good job, Pokey.
You can go inside now.
I want to have a talk with the Blockheads alone.
[machinery humming]
- [yawns]
- Gumby, one member of your band
is missing.
- Fellas, where is Nobuckle?
- [laughs] Where else?
- Just look for the Zs.
- [snoring]
[drum beats]
[snoring]
- You know what to do, fellas.
Ready. Do it!
[loud guitar strumming]
- I'm coming, I'm coming!
[yawns]
[whistle sliding]
[crash]
Sorry, fellas.
[laughter]
[machinery humming]
- All right, we've all had our fun.
Now take your places.
Lights.
- Okay, Lucky.
We're ready!
- Quiet on the set!
- Roll the cameras.
[reel ticking]
- Action!
- Title "Gumbymania" in production, take one.
[rock music]
- Holy Toledo!
- Shush.
♪ ♪
That's your cue, Pokey, go ahead.
You’re on, boy.
- Oh. Oh, right.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Oh Gumby oh ♪
♪ ♪
♪ The day that I met you ♪
♪ I lost a piece of my heart ♪
♪ Now I got you here ♪
♪ Nothing's gonna keep us apart ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I don't have to worry ♪
♪ I don't have to hurry now ♪
[thudding]
♪ You are all I need ♪
♪ I know we can make it somehow ♪
♪ ♪
♪ We're making a breakthrough ♪
♪ Heading for a fall ♪
♪ Gumby, how can I make you ♪
♪ See me at all? ♪
♪ Take me away ♪
♪ Oh Gumby ♪
♪ You do something to my chemistry ♪
♪ Take me away ♪
♪ Oh Gumby ♪
♪ You are a total mystery ♪
♪ You're green, you're clay ♪
♪ You're a cosmic display ♪
♪ How can I go on this way? ♪
♪ Oh Gumby oh ♪
♪ Take me away ♪
♪ ♪
[tires screeching]
♪ ♪
♪ Trouble to the left ♪
♪ Danger to the right ♪
♪ I feel it all around ♪
♪ As long as you are near ♪
♪ There's no need to fear ♪
♪ And I won't back down ♪
♪ I know you're the answer ♪
♪ To all of my dreams ♪
♪ Now that we're together ♪
♪ Birds of a feather ♪
♪ We're the perfect team ♪
♪ Take me away ♪
♪ Oh Gumby ♪
♪ You do something to my chemistry ♪
♪ Take me away ♪
♪ Oh Gumby ♪
♪ You are a total mystery ♪
♪ You're green, you're clay ♪
♪ You're a cosmic display ♪
♪ How can I go on this way? ♪
♪ Oh Gumby oh ♪
♪ Take me away ♪
♪ Oh Gumby oh ♪
♪ Take me away ♪
[airplane engine roaring]
♪ Oh Gumby oh ♪
♪ Take me away ♪
♪ ♪
[thudding]
♪ ♪
[bell chiming]
♪ ♪
- One, two, three, four.
Fade.
Yes, good show. Good show.
Wrap it up.
[cheers and applause]
All: Bravo! Bravo!
- Gumby!
[crash]
- You’re glad to see me back in
my normal shape again, aren't you?
You thought I'd left you.
Then you cried pearls, didn't you?
Well, I'd never leave you, Lowbelly.
- I'm hungry.
When is this picnic, anyway?
- Pretty soon, Pokey.
Would you go and invite our farmer neighbors?
It'll be under the old oak tree.
- Right.
- Ladies and gentlemen, I want to introduce someone
who has a special announcement for all farmers.
Gumby!
[clapping]
- First, I want to thank the person who made possible
our new farm loan company.
Lucky Claybert!
[clapping]
With the money from the videotapes,
and from these pearls,
we can make loans to help save a lot of farms
and send the kids to college.
[cheers and applause]
- Gumby, look at the sign!
- Uh-oh.
Nobuckle!
- Yeah?
- You forgot the decimal point.
[upbeat music]
[laughter]
[applause]
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- I don't want to see a single weed in that garden.
- Well, mission accomplished, Pokey.
- Yeah.
Things are looking up around here now.
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
♪ ♪
- Liftoff.
Liftoff...
♪ ♪
[indistinct radio chatter]
- We are picking up Gumby wave matters emanating from...
♪ ♪
Gumby wave matters. Over.
♪ ♪
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Here he comes and there he goes ♪
♪ Through books and through walls ♪
♪ First he's here ♪
♪ And now he's there ♪
♪ He's short now he's tall ♪
♪ Look over there ♪
♪ I must be seeing things ♪
♪ He just popped out of the ground ♪
♪ He's kind of funny ♪
♪ And wild all the time ♪
♪ It's such a wonderful show ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ Sometimes he's thin ♪
♪ And sometimes he's fat ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ How does he do it ♪
♪ He's up in the air ♪
♪ He's on the merry-go-round ♪
♪ He'll make a trip ♪
♪ To outer space ♪
♪ Before he ever comes down ♪
♪ Turn on the TV ♪
♪ He's got a guitar ♪
♪ He made his own video ♪
♪ He's doing back flips ♪
♪ And shredding the air ♪
♪ He's unbelievable ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ His voice so cool ♪
♪ We're digging his act ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that, yeah ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's dancing so fast ♪
♪ His future's his past ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that, yeah ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Look up on the stand ♪
♪ He's leading the band ♪
♪ Bringing in all kinds of cash ♪
♪ Helping the needy ♪
♪ And stopping the greedy ♪
♪ This band's becoming a smash ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's doing magic ♪
♪ The whole place is packed ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that, yeah ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's flying through the air ♪
♪ And coming down splat ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that, yeah ♪
♪ A bendable clay boy ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ A real acrobat ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ Watch him wipe out ♪
♪ That Blockhead attack ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ My heart's crying pearls ♪
♪ Till Gumby gets back ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ He's going ♪
♪ This way and that ♪
♪ ♪
- Holy Toledo!