1 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:38,205 Let's move! 2 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,774 Upstairs. Go, go. 3 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,692 What's going on? What's the matter? 4 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,861 -Who are you? -Come on, come on, let's go. 5 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,404 -Hey. -Cover the back. 6 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,573 Dade! Dade! 7 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:14,908 Knock it down. 8 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,454 The defendant, Dade Murphy, 9 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:23,416 who calls himself "Zero Cool," 10 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,086 has repeatedly committed criminal acts 11 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,255 of a malicious nature. 12 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,298 This defendant possesses 13 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,342 a superior intelligence, 14 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,386 which he uses 15 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,889 to a destructive and antisocial end. 16 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,684 His computer virus crashed 17 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,812 1507 systems, 18 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,606 including Wall Street trading systems, 19 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,858 single-handedly causing 20 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,070 a seven-point drop in the New York stock market. 21 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,697 Dade Murphy, 22 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:58,368 I hereby fine your family $45,000. 23 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,121 I sentence you to probation, under which you are forbidden 24 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:05,166 to own or operate a computer or a touchtone telephone 25 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,294 until the day of your 18th birthday. 26 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:41,239 -Dade. -Yeah, Ma? 27 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,450 What are you doing? 28 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,288 I'm taking over a TV network. 29 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,498 Finish up, honey, and get to sleep. 30 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,751 And happy birthday. 31 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,260 Security. Norm. Norman speaking. 32 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,345 Norman, this is Mr. Eddie Vedder 33 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:05,930 from Accounting. 34 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,766 I just had a power surge here at home 35 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,976 that wiped out a file I was working on. 36 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:12,395 And, listen, I'm in big trouble. 37 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,688 You know anything about computers? 38 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:16,441 Um, gee... 39 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,736 Right, well, my BLT drive on my computer 40 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,946 just went AWOL, 41 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:25,033 and I got this big project due tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaki. 42 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,036 And if I don't get it in, he's gonna ask me to commit hara-kiri. 43 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,246 Uh... 44 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,208 Yeah, well, you know these Japanese management techniques. 45 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,461 Could you read me the number on the modem? 46 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,713 Um... 47 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,174 It's a little boxy thing, Norm, with switches on it. 48 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,468 It lets my computer talk to the one there. 49 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:49,098 212-555-4240. 50 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,249 So-called American Indians, Latinos, and blacks 51 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,960 come from a genetically mediocre stock. 52 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,878 -Yak, yak, yak. -Being a racist means 53 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:20,588 being aware of racial divisions... 54 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,048 -Get a job. -...and I am. 55 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,144 Say I'm a... 56 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,792 You are about to experience the awe and mystery 57 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:00,545 which reaches from the inner mind to... 58 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,964 -the Outer Limits. -Yes! 59 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,385 Hey. What? 60 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:17,061 Zero... 61 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,646 No, wait. 62 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,773 Is this the day? 63 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:24,152 Is this the beginning of the end? 64 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,029 There is no time to wonder, 65 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,239 no time to ask, "Why is it happening? 66 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,658 -Why is it finally happening?" -Unbelievable. 67 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:34,662 -There is time only for... -A hacker. 68 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:38,041 Do we pray? Or do we merely run now? 69 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:43,630 Yeah, okay, "Acid Burn," that's enough. 70 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,136 Shit on me. 71 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:40,436 'Morning. You unpack your stuff yet? 72 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,565 Up all night again, huh? 73 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:48,152 Can this wait till both of my eyes are open, please? 74 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:54,242 Can I cut the electricity to his room so he'll sleep normal hours? 75 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:58,830 He's been playing with his computer all night for a solid week. 76 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,040 Well, yes, he could be playing with himself. 77 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,543 Mm-hmm. Yes, I'll ask. 78 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,461 Dade? 79 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,296 You like girls, don't you? 80 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:12,468 Yeah. I just haven't found one as charming as you yet. 81 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,722 You haven't been doing anything stupid, right, Dade? 82 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,766 -Right, Dade? -Right, Mom. 83 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,810 And I'm still a virgin. 84 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,870 You hooked it up to the phone, didn't you? 85 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,206 Dade, turn the shower off. 86 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:48,296 You screw up again, and you won't get into college. 87 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,852 I'm sorry we had to move in your senior year. 88 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,271 I didn't want to sell the house, but I had to take this new job. 89 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,357 You know that. 90 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,359 You're going to love New York. 91 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,570 It's the "city that never sleeps." 92 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:53,111 I miss you, too, baby. Claro que si. 93 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,571 Excuse me...? 94 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,448 Yo, chill, man. I'm talking to Venezuela. 95 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,076 Yeah, I'm sorry. I was just looking for the principal's office. 96 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,037 Sorry, I can't help you, kid. 97 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,927 You have your transfer forms? 98 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,932 It's a relatively straightforward question. 99 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,692 -Do you speak English? -Sorry. You wanted... 100 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,361 I wanted transfer forms. 101 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,534 Thank you. 102 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,914 Are you coming? 103 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,886 The gym is through there 104 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,096 and the cafeteria is through there. 105 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,515 Great. Cool. 106 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,478 What's your name? 107 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,939 Kate. Kate Libby. 108 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,902 -Here's your class. -My class? 109 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,737 You mean I'm... I'm not in your class? 110 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,991 No, you're not in my class. 111 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,619 Give me time. 112 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,871 -Hey, you new? -Yeah. 113 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,498 Tell him about the pool, Kate. 114 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,500 Pool? 115 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,754 Yeah, there's an Olympic-size swimming pool up on the roof. 116 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,381 Take the stairs over there. 117 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,510 Yeah. Sure. 118 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,639 Thanks. 119 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,728 Hey, hold the door! 120 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,568 No pool. 121 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,059 Oh! 122 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,980 Oh, my God. He found the pool. 123 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,444 I'm Mr. Simpson. I'm subbing for Miss Bayliss, 124 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,114 who was arrested at the anti-fur rally. 125 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,744 I know some of you kids got computers at home, 126 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,330 but these are school property, people. 127 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,709 And I don't want to see any gum stuck to them. 128 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,088 Chapter 1... 129 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,507 "Designing Graphical Interface..." 130 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,141 So what's your interest in Kate Libby, eh? 131 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,351 Academic? Purely sexual? 132 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,562 Homicidal. 133 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,357 What's up, man? I'm the "Phreak." 134 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:21,569 The Phantom Phreak...? The King of NYNEX...? 135 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,656 I know you play the game. 136 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,742 Phreak, Phreak, Phreak. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 137 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,994 -Joey, Joey, Joey. -What? What? What? 138 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,538 One more "dude" out of you, and I'm gonna slap the shit out of you, okay? 139 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,457 Now I try to save you from yourself, but you gotta 140 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,083 stop letting your mama dress you, man. 141 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,461 -You're hopeless. -Du... 142 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,756 -Check it... -I need a handle, man. 143 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,967 I mean, I don't have an identity until I have a handle. 144 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,011 You know, you're right about that. 145 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,513 Check it. Friday. 146 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,726 Look... all right, wait, wait. 147 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,436 How about the "Master of Disaster," huh? 148 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,897 You're hopeless, man, utterly hopeless. 149 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,484 "Ultra Laser." "Doctor Doom." 150 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,195 Records, tapes, CDs... 151 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,659 Bootlegged Chinese software here. 152 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,411 -How much for the hard drive? -Three for 30. 153 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,455 Just tell me what you need. What do you need? 154 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,582 -Records? Tapes? -You got any Rush? 155 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,502 Any kind of format, any kind of disk, any bootleg you need. 156 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,504 Check this out, each and every one of you... 157 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,547 Compilation tapes of my own making. 158 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,633 I call this "The Greatest Zukes" album, 159 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,427 featuring artists like... I got some Hendrix on there, 160 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,263 some Joplin, Mama Cass, Belushi... 161 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,892 All great artists that asphyxiated on their own vomit. 162 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,437 You can't get this in stores, man. 163 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:42,858 One of a kind, $2. All major transactions... 164 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,951 Please deposit $5 for the first minute. 165 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,914 -Thank you. -No, no, no, thank you. 166 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:30,030 That's a nice score for a girl. 167 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,411 Think you can do better? 168 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,205 I'll give it a shot. 169 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:55,014 Is this kid bothering you, Kate? 170 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,099 Sorry, can I get some room here? 171 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,894 Yeah, why don't you come up here? 172 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,684 He's good. 173 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,696 Well, it looks like I'm on top. 174 00:17:56,617 --> 00:18:00,246 Congratulations. No one's ever beat her before. 175 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,207 You just made an enemy for life. 176 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,670 "Boy Meets World," let's go. 177 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,482 -Who's that? -Curtis. 178 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,610 -And what's he do? -That's it. 179 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,238 You're looking at it. He just looks slick all day. 180 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,034 Joey! 181 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,575 What's up? 182 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,624 Oh, my God. 183 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,376 You? Oh, my God. 184 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,140 Way cool! 185 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,726 You saw that? 186 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,394 What the hell is going on? 187 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,439 The pool on the roof must have a leak. 188 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,325 Man, oh, man, this is gonna be good. 189 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,669 "God gave men brains larger than dogs' 190 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,588 so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." 191 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,507 Ruth Libby. 192 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,885 I'm not so sure your mother qualifies 193 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,929 as a significant author of the 20th century. 194 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,640 Her last book sold two million copies. 195 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,850 Ooh...! 196 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,979 "Angelheaded hipsters 197 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,565 burning for the ancient heavenly connection 198 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:37,736 to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night." 199 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,072 It's Ginsberg. 200 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,282 Nice. Very nice. 201 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,453 He's not in this class. 202 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,039 I said give me time. 203 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:52,000 He's not enrolled in this class. 204 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,379 Well, he's on my list. 205 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,351 "Of all the things I've lost, 206 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,937 -I miss my mind the most"? -Whoo! 207 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,983 -Ozzy Osbourne. -You, what is your name? 208 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,445 Uh, Emmanuel Goldstein, sir. 209 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:23,115 You, however, are not on my list. 210 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,493 Whoa. This isn't wood shop class? 211 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,872 Out. Out. 212 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,624 Class-crashing? Come on. 213 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,169 Some people are too much. 214 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,838 -Bye. -Thank you. 215 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,089 Thank you, sir. 216 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:49,099 -How was school? -Hm. 217 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,102 What did we learn in school today? 218 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,313 -Revenge. -Ah. 219 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,773 Did we meet somebody special? 220 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,692 No. No one special. 221 00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:01,320 Okay, I gotta get back to work. I'm gonna be home late. 222 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,406 Would you try and please fill these out? 223 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:08,327 Don't worry, it's only the rest of your life. 224 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:12,039 Right. Anything else? You want me to mow the lawn? 225 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,751 Oops, I forgot. New York... no grass. 226 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,545 And unpack. 227 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,861 FYI, man, right? You can sit at home 228 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,447 and do, like, absolutely nothing and... 229 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,784 And your name goes through, like, 17 computers a day. 230 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:52,079 "1984"? Yeah, right, man. That's a typo. 231 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,373 Orwell is here now. He's living large. 232 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,333 We have no names, man, no names. 233 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,544 We are nameless. 234 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,796 Can I score a fry? Thanks. 235 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,299 Meet "Cereal Killer," as in Fruit Loops. 236 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,301 But he does know things. 237 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,220 Anyway, anyway, guys, guys, listen, listen. 238 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,722 I'm in this computer, right? So I'm looking around... 239 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:15,644 -You got those Crayola books? -Oh, yeah, Technicolor rainbow. 240 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,688 Here, a green one. 241 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,898 What is that? What is that? What is that? Let me see. 242 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:23,151 -What are these? -International UNIX environments. 243 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,112 Luscious orange...? 244 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:29,616 Computer security criteria, DOD standards. 245 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,369 The "pink-shirt book"... guide to IBM PCs, 246 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:35,789 so-called due to the nasty pink shirt the guy wears on the cover. 247 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:37,749 -What's that? -Devil book, the UNIX bible. 248 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,419 -What's that? -Dragon book, compiler design. 249 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,254 Oh, yeah? 250 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,339 -What's that? -The red book. 251 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,801 NSA-trusted networks, otherwise known 252 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:51,179 as "The Ugly Red Book That won't Fit on a Shelf." 253 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,807 Anyway, anyway, guys, guys, guys, come on. 254 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,810 I'm in this computer, right? So I'm looking around. 255 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,021 I'm looking around, you know, throwing commands at it. 256 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,273 I don't know where it is or what it does or anything. 257 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,318 It's like... it's, like, choice. It's just beautiful, okay? 258 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,904 Like, four hours I'm just messing around in there. 259 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,239 Finally, I figure out 260 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,867 that it's a bank. Right? 261 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,702 Okay, wait. Okay, so it's a bank. 262 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,038 So this morning, I look at the paper, 263 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,790 some cash machine in, like, Bumsville, Idaho, 264 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,877 spits out $700 into the middle of the street. 265 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,129 -That's kind of cool. -That was me. 266 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:28,216 -That was me. I did that. -You did this from your house? 267 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,385 What, are you stoned or stupid? 268 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,554 You don't hack a bank across state lines from your house. 269 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,474 You'll get nailed by the FBI. Where are your brains? In your ass? 270 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,853 -Don't you know anything? -It's stupid, man. Universally stupid. 271 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,647 You guys always think I should know everything. 272 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,482 You never tell me anything, right? Right? 273 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,692 All right, what are the three most common used passwords? 274 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:49,363 "Love, secret" and "sex." 275 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,615 But not in that order necessarily. Right? 276 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,034 Yeah, don't forget "God." System operators 277 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:57,245 love to use "God." It's that whole male ego thing. 278 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,081 Look, you want to be elite, 279 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,417 you gotta do a righteous hack. None of this accidental shit. 280 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,920 Yeah, you want a seriously righteous hack, 281 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,838 you score one of those Gibsons, man... 282 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,507 You know, the supercomputers they use 283 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,635 to, like, do physics and look for oil and stuff. 284 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,096 Ain't no way, man. Security is too tight... the big iron. 285 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,682 Maybe. But if I were gonna hack some heavy metal, 286 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,643 I'd work my way back through some low security 287 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,729 -and try the back door. -Yeah, but, oh, man, 288 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,607 wouldn't you just love to get one of those Gibsons, baby? 289 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,359 Mm! 290 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,529 Yo, who ate all of my fries? 291 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,532 -Joey. -No, no, no, I didn't touch your fries. 292 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,701 -I did not touch your fries. -Cereal, man, you owe me a pack. 293 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,619 -It was him, man. -You suck, dude. 294 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,080 You need to lay off that shit. What are you doing? 295 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:41,415 I'm gonna hit you. 296 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,726 Yes! Home run. Home run. 297 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:45,062 Okay, okay, okay. 298 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,482 You and me, Lucy. 299 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,276 We're gonna show 'em, baby. 300 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:53,236 Ow. 301 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,947 Okay, okay. 302 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,893 Mr. Belford? 303 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:29,106 -My name is "the Plague." -Mr. The Plague, 304 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,483 something weird's happening on the Net. 305 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,528 As in what, you hapless techno-weenie? 306 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:38,031 The accounting subdirectory on the Gibson is working really hard. 307 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:41,576 We've got one person online, but the workload is enough for, like, 10 users. 308 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,328 I think we've got a hacker. 309 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:51,294 Okay, okay, we need proof that we were here. All right. 310 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,801 Yeah. Garbage. Okay, give me Garbage. 311 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,523 Shit. 312 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,092 Never fear, 313 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,386 I is here. 314 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:44,431 I've narrowed the activity to terminal 23. 315 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:47,100 Let's echo 23, see what's up. 316 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:06,203 God wouldn't be up this late. 317 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,967 Shit. 318 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:22,761 Get me the switching control center. 319 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:25,513 I need to trace a call that's in progress. 320 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:31,144 Oh, shit. 321 00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:34,981 Yeah, hold on. Hold on, Mom. Hold on one second. 322 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:37,067 Open the door, Joseph. 323 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:40,028 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 324 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,239 There you go. 325 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,824 Bed. Sleep. 326 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,868 Now. 327 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,497 Sweet dreams, Joseph. 328 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,586 -He's gone. -Did you get a trace? 329 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,965 -Yeah, we got him. -Good. 330 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:05,720 Okay. 331 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,481 Nice place, huh? 332 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:22,279 You heard of a hacker called Acid Burn? 333 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:25,657 -You know who he is? -No. Don't know who he is. 334 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:28,201 Do you? 335 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:32,372 Nikon. Lord Nikon, this is... 336 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:33,832 Crash Override. 337 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:36,418 Never heard of you. Done anything? 338 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,878 No. 339 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:40,922 Come on! 340 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,133 I hate this neighborhood. 341 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:48,096 What? Your mom buy you a "'puter" for Christmas? 342 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:51,516 -Does he know anything? -Sure, man. He's elite. 343 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,562 Come in. 344 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,569 Uh, Nikon, can... can I crash at your place tonight? 345 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,904 Again? 346 00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,699 Yeah, sure. 347 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,413 Hackers penetrate and ravage delicate 348 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,498 private and publicly-owned computer systems, 349 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,417 infecting them with viruses 350 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,878 -and stealing materials... -Who are these guys? 351 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,839 Agent Richard Gill. You're hacker enemy number one, man. 352 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:24,883 -You're a boner. -Thank you, Mr. Gill. 353 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,635 Yo, showtime. Showtime. 354 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,097 Hey! 355 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:33,058 -What's going on? -Four... 356 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:36,519 three, two, one... 357 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:39,898 Welcome to our show. 358 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,609 -"Hack the Planet." -"Hack the Planet"! 359 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,944 And for those late-night hacks, Jolt Cola, 360 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,030 the soft drink of the elite hacker. 361 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,325 -Who are these guys? -That's Razor and Blade. 362 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,035 Razor and Blade. 363 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,829 That's right. This is a pay phone. 364 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,790 Don't ask. 365 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,126 As you can see, this is just a simple microcassette recorder. 366 00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:03,630 Hook it up to the phone and drop in five bucks in quarters. 367 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,174 Record the tones that the coins make, 368 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,134 then hang up and get your money back. 369 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,970 And never again pay for a service that would be dirt-cheap... 370 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,473 If it weren't run by a bunch of profiteering gluttons. 371 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,643 Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. 372 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,478 It's a survival trait. 373 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,647 Baby, I'm a real wild child 374 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,524 I'm a wild one 375 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,776 I'm a wild one. 376 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:30,031 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. 377 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,829 Joey! Joey! Thank you. Thank you. 378 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,373 -Freeze! -What? What did I do? 379 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,166 -Get out of there! Come on, get out. -What? 380 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,752 -Joey?! Joey! -Get in there. Get in. 381 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:44,754 -What? What? -Sit down. 382 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,923 -Stay down there. Don't move. -Lucy...! 383 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,551 -Joey! -Where are you taking...? Give me my...? 384 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:50,844 Joey! 385 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,147 -How is it going, Ray? -Looks good, sir. 386 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:04,107 We got an uncorrupted hard drive. 387 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,109 In English, please. 388 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,027 I didn't spend 10 years protecting the president 389 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,196 so I could finish my career feeling like an idiot. 390 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,449 I'm sorry, sir. We caught him by surprise, so we don't think 391 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,451 he had enough time to erase his computer files. 392 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,703 Good. Good man. All right, let's finish up here, 393 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,913 -take him in for interrogation. -All right, sir. 394 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,124 Agent Gill, can you spare a moment of your time? 395 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,042 Why, of course, Jennifer. 396 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:24,794 -Joey. -Mom. 397 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,172 Just how dangerous are hackers? 398 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:30,091 Well, hackers penetrate and ravage 399 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,677 delicate private and publicly-owned computer systems, 400 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:34,596 infecting them with viruses 401 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,015 and stealing sensitive materials for their own ends. 402 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,850 These people... they're terrorists. 403 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,769 -Joey. -Thank you, Mr. Gill. 404 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,869 -Good morning, gentlemen. -Good morning. 405 00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,704 Please be seated. 406 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:02,540 I see we're still dressing in the dark, Eugene. 407 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,834 Once again, - 408 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,128 Don't call me Eugene. 409 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,589 Our recent unknown intruder penetrated 410 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:15,261 using a super user account, giving him access to our whole system. 411 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:18,181 Precisely what you're paid to prevent. 412 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,850 Someone didn't bother reading my carefully-prepared memo 413 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:22,810 on commonly used passwords. 414 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,896 Now then, as I so meticulously pointed out, 415 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,773 the four most-used passwords are 416 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,651 "love, sex, secret" 417 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,861 and "God." 418 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:35,990 So would "Your Holiness" care to change her password? 419 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:40,203 A hacker planted the virus. 420 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,081 Virus? 421 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:47,418 Yesterday, the ballast program 422 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,629 for a supertanker training model 423 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,881 mistakenly thought the vessel was empty 424 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:54,092 and flooded its tanks. 425 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,052 Excuse me? 426 00:34:56,302 --> 00:35:00,181 The little boat flipped over. 427 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:02,559 A virus planted within the Gibson computer system 428 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,519 claimed responsibility. 429 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,980 What, it left a note? 430 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:13,111 Unless $5 million are transferred 431 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,738 to the following numbered account in seven days, 432 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:19,117 I will capsize five tankers in the Ellingson fleet. 433 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,619 -Is that...? -That is the virus... 434 00:35:21,869 --> 00:35:23,997 "Leonardo da Vinci." 435 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,207 The problem is, we have 26 ships at sea 436 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,209 and we don't know which ones are infected. 437 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:32,338 Well then, put the ships' ballast under manual control. 438 00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:34,924 There's no such thing anymore, Duke. 439 00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:37,051 These ships are totally computerized. 440 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,262 They rely on satellite navigation, 441 00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:42,181 which links them to our network... and the virus... 442 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,392 Wherever they are in the world. 443 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,603 So what are we supposed to do? 444 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:50,356 Well, luckily, you have a gifted and talented security officer. 445 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,567 I traced the hacker's call. 446 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,777 The Secret Service picked him up this morning. 447 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:57,238 I'll just search his files for the original virus code, 448 00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,324 and then I can eliminate it. 449 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:02,535 Look, now we expect you to get onto this right away, yeah? 450 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:05,163 -Yeah. -Well, how soon? 451 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,332 Well, we're working on it as fast as we can. 452 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,460 This is a very common occurrence in corporations as large as ours. 453 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,712 -You have nothing to worry about. -Yeah, right. 454 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,589 -You sure about that, Mr. The Plague? -Yeah, the Secret Service 455 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,342 -is helping us out, 100%. Okay? -Yeah, okay. 456 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,469 -We'll be in touch. -Talk to you later. 457 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,763 What the hell was that all about? 458 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,349 I had to move fast. The hacker copied my garbage file. 459 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,392 What? 460 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:29,228 I created Mr. da Vinci so we could call in the Secret Service, 461 00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,648 so they'd arrest the hacker, seize his equipment... 462 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,483 Things that we can't do on our own. 463 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,777 I don't want to go to jail for this. 464 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:39,906 Relax. Think about the $25 million. 465 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,950 But you've created a virus that's gonna cause 466 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,537 a worldwide ecological disaster 467 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:49,457 just to arrest some hacker kid? 468 00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:51,668 Basically, yeah, mm-hmm. 469 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:54,796 -Jesus. You know, you're sick, Eugene. -Shh, shh. 470 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,465 -I'll take care of this. -All right, sir. 471 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:01,594 I can cancel it any time. I don't need any program code. 472 00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:04,180 But it's the perfect cover to confiscate the disk 473 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:07,850 and find out how much of that garbage file has been copied. 474 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:11,521 Get it! 475 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:15,233 Why did I ever trust you? 476 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,193 Get the file. 477 00:37:17,443 --> 00:37:20,780 Otherwise you'll lose all your toys. 478 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,539 Did you find the program for the virus 479 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,833 on any of the disks we confiscated? 480 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,459 No. 481 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:36,212 He's either very smart or very stupid. 482 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:41,134 Then he stashed it somewhere, 483 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:45,054 or he has an accomplice. 484 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:48,057 We'll release him until his indictment. Keep tight surveillance 485 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,018 and see if he leads us to your disk. 486 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,985 Unit 3, outside suspect Joey Pardella's apartment. 487 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,446 Nothing to report. Suspect still grounded... 488 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,614 by his mother. 489 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,658 Listen to this bullshit. 490 00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:07,618 "This is our world now... 491 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:10,621 The world of the electron and the switch, 492 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,457 the beauty of the baud. 493 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,834 We exist without nationality, 494 00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:17,086 skin color or religious bias. 495 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:20,131 You wage wars, murder, cheat, 496 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,842 lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, 497 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,262 yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. 498 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:29,182 My crime is that of curiosity. 499 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:34,061 I am a hacker and this is my manifesto." 500 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,647 Eh? Right? Manifesto? 501 00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:40,693 "You may stop me, but you can't stop us all." 502 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,613 Now that's cool. 503 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,364 Cool? 504 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:47,200 -Yeah, cool. -You think it's cool? 505 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:48,993 It's cool. 506 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:52,163 It's not cool. It's commie bullshit. 507 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:53,998 -Yo, back off. -Relax. 508 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:55,833 Back off! 509 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,089 So what do you think? Can I crash at your place tonight? 510 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,425 What is it with this guy? 511 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:07,929 His parents missed Woodstock and he's been making up for it since. 512 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,181 Hey, you hear about Joey's bust? 513 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:14,060 Yeah, probably had something to do with that bank in Idaho. 514 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:17,230 You think he could hack a Gibson? 515 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,398 -Did you talk to him? -No. 516 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:22,026 His mom said he's grounded for his next three lifetimes. 517 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,862 He isn't to consort with his computer friends. 518 00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:28,032 The Secret Service is really out to get him. 519 00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:31,202 Hey, there's a big party tonight. You want to go? 520 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,830 It's at Kate's. 521 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,373 Thought so. 522 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,334 Oh, yeah. A little pelvis and booty. 523 00:39:38,584 --> 00:39:41,504 A little pelvis and booty. 524 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,342 Come on. Come on. Let's go. 525 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:56,102 That's right. Come on. 526 00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:58,020 You want to fight? Huh? Huh? 527 00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:00,314 What the hell are you doing? 528 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,983 -Plague? -Huh? 529 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,819 Plague! 530 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,697 -Gill. -I think we got something. 531 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:09,991 Ugh. 532 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,118 Hard copy. 533 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,704 Dade Murphy. 534 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,541 -Secret Service! -Don't move! 535 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:22,461 -Christ, what are you? -Shut up! 536 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:25,715 -What are you doing? Get off me. -Shut up. Shut your mouth. 537 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:28,801 Agh-hh! 538 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:31,679 Just sit on the bed and keep your hands where we can see them. 539 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,850 The year was 1988, 540 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:40,855 and this nasty virus crashed 1500 systems in one day. 541 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,319 -1507. -Wow. 542 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:49,030 It got you seven years' probation, no computer, 543 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,948 couldn't even use a touchtone phone. 544 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:56,537 Must have been hell, huh, "Zero Cool"? 545 00:40:56,787 --> 00:41:00,833 A virus has been planted in the Ellingson Mineral computer system. 546 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,794 You were our prime suspect 547 00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:07,423 till we trashed your stuff and found no trace of it. 548 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:09,967 However, we've come to believe that one Joey Pardella 549 00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:12,345 is involved in this Ellingson virus. 550 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,014 He, or perhaps his accomplice, has a disk 551 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:19,018 that Mr. Belford needs to disable that virus. 552 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,604 -We want you to help us find it. -Gill? 553 00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:36,077 Loser 554 00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:40,915 I can't believe you were only 11 when you wrote this. 555 00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:46,420 It's quite an impressive virus. 556 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:51,092 Dade... 557 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:54,387 I know how you might feel about narc-ing on your friends, 558 00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:56,597 but we're hackers. 559 00:41:56,847 --> 00:41:58,808 For us, there's no such thing 560 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:01,227 as family and friends. 561 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:03,479 We're each our own country 562 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:07,024 with temporary allies and enemies. 563 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:11,195 I'd like to make a treaty with you. 564 00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:15,491 I'm... I'm sorry. Who are you? 565 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:23,082 I'm the one who understands you. 566 00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:26,043 Now can we be allies? 567 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,797 Nah. 568 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,008 I don't play well with others. 569 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:50,109 Shit! Come on! 570 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:53,404 Watch which friends you do play with. 571 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,698 A record like yours could land you in jail, 572 00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:59,493 get you kicked out of school. No colleges would take you... no future, 573 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,746 exiled from everyone 574 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,331 and everything you love. 575 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,046 I'll be in touch. 576 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:11,881 It's fine. 577 00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:14,091 Oh, and Dade, 578 00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:16,343 try to stay out of trouble, okay? 579 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:18,846 Blow me. 580 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,473 Thank you. 581 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:30,292 Her mom makes big bucks writing self-help books for women, 582 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:34,296 stuff like, "Women Who Love Men Who Are Emotional Amoebae." 583 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,298 That explains a lot. 584 00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:38,968 Something ain't right... 585 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:41,178 -Hi. -Hi. 586 00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:43,514 I'm gonna get myself, I'm gonna get myself 587 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,683 I'm gonna get myself connected... 588 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,309 Hit it, baby. 589 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,145 Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it. 590 00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:51,105 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 591 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,775 Look at that. Boom! Big man, stepping in, 592 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:56,652 stepping in coming through. Ooh! 593 00:44:56,902 --> 00:44:59,864 Big man, big boots. You look good, girl. 594 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,325 I'll catch you later. 595 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:05,536 Yo, what's up, Nikon? 596 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:08,539 Phreak in the house, man. Thanks, man. 597 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:10,416 Dade, man, you made it. 598 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,793 Yo, yo, Houston, 599 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,628 we have lift-off. Three o'clock... check it. 600 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:16,922 Don't look right away. What's wrong with you? 601 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,841 Look at her, man. Look at that. 602 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,468 Oh. Ooh! 603 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:26,307 Let's see. Lisa Blair. 26 East 7th Street, apartment 16. 604 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:29,518 -555-4817. Boom! -Boo-yah! 605 00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:33,022 -How did you know that? -I got a photographic memory. 606 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,108 It's a curse. Lisa! 607 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:37,818 Stumble you might fall... 608 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:39,862 Hey, how do you know my name? 609 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,325 Ooh, look at that pooper, man. 610 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:48,454 Spandex... it's a privilege, not a right. 611 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,210 Ain't gonna go blind... 612 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:58,172 Hi. My name is Vicki and I'm an addict. 613 00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,926 Hi. My name's Hank and I'm an addict. 614 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:05,804 Uh, my name's Joey, but, uh, 615 00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:07,514 I'm not an addict. 616 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,850 No, no, really, really, really. Listen. Listen. Look. 617 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,186 I got in trouble with my computer, right? Okay? 618 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:15,022 My lawyer told the judge that I'm an addict, but I'm not addicted 619 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:17,441 to my computer. No, really, really, 620 00:46:17,691 --> 00:46:21,570 I'm not an addict. I'm not. I'm not. 621 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:24,782 Can I get some more coffee? Thank you. 622 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,752 Yo, check this out, guys. 623 00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:39,630 This is insanely great. It's got a 28.8 BPS modem. 624 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,008 -Yeah? Display? -Active matrix, man. 625 00:46:43,259 --> 00:46:44,969 A million psychedelic colors. 626 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:47,680 Man, the baby is sweet. Ooh. 627 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:50,516 -I want it. -I want it to have my children, man. 628 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,601 Yeah, I bet it looks crispy in the dark. 629 00:46:52,851 --> 00:46:55,771 Yo, hit the light. 630 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,195 Ooh - Oh, wow. 631 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,539 -Shit. -Shh. 632 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:15,708 Come on. Yeah. 633 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,043 -Was that her top? -One-handed. 634 00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,754 Difficulty rating? 635 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:23,716 Seven. 636 00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:26,593 -Baby. -Wow. 637 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:30,514 Burn's "wetware" matches her software. 638 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,641 -"Burn"? -Shh. 639 00:47:32,891 --> 00:47:35,060 -What the...? -What are you guys doing in here? 640 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:37,896 I'm sorry. We're sorry. Just checking out your fly laptop. 641 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:41,358 It's hyped, you know. You're in the butter zone now, baby. 642 00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:44,111 Huh...? 643 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,572 Yeah, it is. 644 00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:49,241 I want to triple the RAM, all right? 645 00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:51,744 Ooh, "leopard boy." 646 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:53,871 And the Decepticons. 647 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:55,914 Kate, Kate, 648 00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:58,584 you're not going into that computer shit now, right? 649 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,002 One sec. 650 00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:02,212 Yeah. Later. 651 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:06,800 -Yeah, right. -The sensitive type. 652 00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,012 What is he doing in here? 653 00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:11,847 Relax, Burn. He's my guest. 654 00:48:12,097 --> 00:48:13,724 Burn? You're "Acid Burn"? 655 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:17,227 -You booted me out of OTV? -What? 656 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,271 I'm Crash Override. 657 00:48:19,521 --> 00:48:22,649 You're the moron that's been invading my turf? 658 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,110 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 659 00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:27,946 "Crash" and "Burn." 660 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:42,002 Murphy kid turn you down? 661 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:45,130 I disguised myself as an Alabama state trooper 662 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:48,175 and penetrated the FBI NCIC. 663 00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:50,010 Pervert. 664 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:52,805 What are you talking about? 665 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:59,186 The FBI computer holds files on 20 million Americans. 666 00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:01,605 I just hacked into it. 667 00:49:01,855 --> 00:49:03,607 Congratulations. 668 00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:06,026 From here, I got access to every piece of data 669 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:09,029 ever stored on Dade Murphy's parents. 670 00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:11,198 His parents separated five years ago, 671 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,409 reconciled two years later, 672 00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:16,078 filed for divorce last year. Custody battle. 673 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:18,288 The boy chose to go with his mother. 674 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,125 So? 675 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:24,086 So we get the mother... 676 00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,171 we get the boy. 677 00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:54,825 This girl I know 678 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:58,579 Needs some shelter 679 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:03,542 She don't believe anyone can help her 680 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:06,044 She's doing so much harm 681 00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:08,922 Doing so much damage 682 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:13,343 But you don't want to get involved... 683 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:15,429 What the hell are you doing? 684 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:17,764 It's cool. I'm just looking. 685 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:22,019 -It's too much machine for you. -Yeah? 686 00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:35,324 I hope you don't screw like you type. 687 00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:44,249 It has a killer refresh rate. 688 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,960 P6 chip. 689 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:48,712 Triple the speed of the Pentium. 690 00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:52,257 Yeah, it's not just the chip. It has a PCI bus. 691 00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:55,344 But you knew that. 692 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:57,346 Indeed. 693 00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,890 RISC architecture is gonna change everything. 694 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,893 Yeah. RISC is good. 695 00:51:07,272 --> 00:51:10,901 You sure this sweet machine's not going to waste? 696 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:15,197 Crash Override. What was it? 697 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,449 "Mess with the best, 698 00:51:17,699 --> 00:51:19,910 die like the rest"? 699 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,454 Yeah. 700 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,794 -Are you challenging me? -Name your stakes. 701 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:31,463 If I win, 702 00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:33,632 you become my slave. 703 00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:38,470 -Your slave? -You wish. 704 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:40,973 You'll do shit work... Scan, crack copyrights... 705 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:43,016 -Whatever I want. -Deal. 706 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:46,436 -And if I win? -Humph. Make it my first born. 707 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,939 -Make it our first date. -You're not gonna win. 708 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:51,400 And you have to smile. 709 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:54,111 I don't do "dates." 710 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:58,323 But I don't lose either. So you're on. 711 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:07,165 So here's the deal. The chosen contest... 712 00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:09,459 To hassle Secret Service Agent Richard Gill 713 00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:11,670 and get one back for Joey. 714 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,344 Our decisions are final by a vote of two to one. 715 00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:21,305 No appeals. 716 00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:27,603 The duel will last until we declare a winner. 717 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,150 Use only the dial-up access codes 718 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,360 and passwords in your collection. 719 00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:37,571 Can't ask for any help from us. 720 00:52:41,908 --> 00:52:43,994 You talkin' to me? 721 00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:48,582 -Any questions? -Yeah. 722 00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:51,376 Who's going to notify his next of kin? 723 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:36,254 What the...? 724 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,598 All right, he's in the personal ads. 725 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:52,062 "Disappointed white male, cross-dresser, 726 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:56,733 looking for discreet friend to bring dreams to reality. 727 00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:59,236 Leather, lace and water sports. 728 00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:02,406 Transvestites welcome." 729 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:05,784 I know where you can stick it. I... I know where you can stick it. 730 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:08,036 -Hello? -I want to lick your earlobes. 731 00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:10,205 I want to lick your lips. I want to lick your toes. 732 00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:13,375 Oh, yeah, you want to lick? You want to lick something? Lick this. 733 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,795 -That's why they call me "Stallion." -Oh, that's disgusting. 734 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,005 -My heart is steaming for you. -Oh. 735 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:22,050 -I hope to spank you with my... -I'll spank your ass. 736 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:25,387 -...turn you over and make you beg... -Oh! 737 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:27,597 -Ugh. -Animal. 738 00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:11,850 Hey! Ow. 739 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,227 Hey, hey, hey, do you know who I am? 740 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:16,271 Do you know who I am? Ow! 741 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,463 This is Accounting, sir. 742 00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:43,173 You inquired about an employee of ours, Agent Richard Gill? 743 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:45,425 Yes. 744 00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:48,762 -Our records indicate he's deceased. -I'm what?! 745 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,222 -Dead. -Dead? 746 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:52,891 Yeah, like rigor mortis, habeas corpus. 747 00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:56,269 -Very impressive. -Superhero-like even. 748 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,730 Yeah, whatever. 749 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:01,733 What's the score? 750 00:56:04,402 --> 00:56:06,404 -Tied. -Oh, come on. 751 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:09,449 What? What? Come on. Due to Mr. Gill's untimely demise and all, 752 00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:11,910 guess you two will have to improvise the next round. 753 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,578 Right. 754 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,915 I win... 755 00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:19,417 you wear a dress on our date. 756 00:56:19,668 --> 00:56:23,088 And if I win... so do you. 757 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:30,387 Deal. 758 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,805 Yes! 759 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,689 Yeah, baby... 760 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:48,947 Yeah, baby... 761 00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:54,077 Yeah, baby... 762 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,836 Oh...! 763 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:08,717 Dade. 764 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:13,722 I didn't know your size, so I guessed. 765 00:57:13,972 --> 00:57:16,308 You are man enough to stick with the deal, aren't you? 766 00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:28,862 Thanks. 767 00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:44,336 You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? 768 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:48,381 Well, let me explain the new world order. 769 00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:53,178 Governments and corporations need people like you... and me. 770 00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:55,764 We are samurai, 771 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,141 the keyboard cowboys. 772 00:57:58,391 --> 00:58:00,352 And all those other people out there, 773 00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:04,522 who have no idea what's going on, are the cattle. 774 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:06,650 Moo. 775 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:09,152 I need your help. 776 00:58:09,402 --> 00:58:11,571 You need my help. 777 00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:14,449 Let me help you earn your spurs. 778 00:58:14,699 --> 00:58:17,202 Aw, think about it. 779 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:20,455 Enjoy the laptop, Cool. 780 00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:24,292 Tell me where the disk is. 781 00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:34,386 You look pitiful. 782 00:58:35,637 --> 00:58:37,722 Okay, okay, 783 00:58:37,973 --> 00:58:40,642 you're not grounded anymore. 784 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,460 -Yo, what's up? -Dude, dude, dude, 785 00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:09,295 I gotta talk to you, man. Listen, listen, listen. 786 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,256 -I copied a garbage file. -Big deal. 787 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:13,299 A garbage file's got shit in it, Joey. 788 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:15,427 No, no, it's, like, hot or something. I don't know. 789 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:18,346 Joey, a garbage file holds miscellaneous data, junk. 790 00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:20,390 It's the stuff that's been erased, man. 791 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,684 I copied it from Ellingson, okay? 792 00:59:22,934 --> 00:59:25,145 They're asking me about it, all right? Will you take a look for me? 793 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:26,896 Okay. 794 00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:29,607 Oh, shit, Joey. You got a tail. 795 00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:33,528 Shit! 796 01:00:16,362 --> 01:00:19,991 I am watching you. 797 01:00:21,826 --> 01:00:24,204 Ramon, wake up. 798 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:25,622 Hm...? 799 01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:28,374 Ramon? 800 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:32,003 Wake up. Vamonos. Time for school. 801 01:00:32,253 --> 01:00:34,589 Come on. 802 01:00:34,839 --> 01:00:36,966 Don't move! 803 01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:39,219 -Don't move! -Déja vu. 804 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,762 Ray Sanchez, you're under arrest 805 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:43,223 under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986. 806 01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,600 ¡La computadora de mierda! 807 01:00:48,269 --> 01:00:50,021 What are you waiting for? Arrest me already. 808 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:03,326 You get one call. 809 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,830 Uno. 810 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,040 Understand? 811 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,931 Hello. Operator Services. 812 01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:27,225 Hello, Operator, I'm having trouble dialing a number. 813 01:01:27,475 --> 01:01:29,686 -What number, please? -555-4202. 814 01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:32,564 -Just one moment. -Thank you. 815 01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:34,232 -Hello. -Hey, it's me. 816 01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:35,608 -Phreak? -I'm freaking. 817 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:38,987 Joey wasn't making it up. He really hacked into Ellingson. 818 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,697 He gave me the disk with the file he copied, and now I'm in jail. 819 01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:42,866 They're charging me with some serious shit 820 01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:44,868 and there's stuff I didn't even do, like, get this, 821 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:46,911 inserting some virus called "da Vinci." 822 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:48,788 And they keep asking about you guys. 823 01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:51,416 -You think they're gonna bust us? -Yeah. 824 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,668 You'd better figure out what's on that disk, 'cause we're being framed. 825 01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:56,171 It's in that place where I put that thing that time...? 826 01:02:31,789 --> 01:02:34,459 Hi. 827 01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:36,920 And now I see what all the fuss is about. 828 01:02:42,383 --> 01:02:44,761 Hey, you have company. 829 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:50,516 -It's a nice room. -We need your help. 830 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:56,064 Do my ears deceive me? 831 01:02:56,314 --> 01:02:58,191 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Truce, you guys. 832 01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:00,318 Listen, we got a higher purpose here, right? 833 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:02,528 Awake-up call for the Nintendo generation. 834 01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:04,530 We demand free access to data. 835 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,075 Well, it comes with some responsibility. 836 01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:09,410 "When I was a child, I spake as a child, 837 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:11,621 I understood as a child. I thought as a child. 838 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:14,874 But when I became a man, I put away childish things." 839 01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:16,793 What? 840 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:20,546 It's Corinthians 1, Chapter 13, verse 11. 841 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,007 You know, duh. Come on. 842 01:03:26,094 --> 01:03:28,846 Phreak and Joey are being framed. 843 01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:31,391 We need your help to figure out what's on this disk. 844 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:33,518 I can't. 845 01:03:33,768 --> 01:03:35,395 Everybody who touches that thing gets busted. 846 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:38,356 I can't afford to get arrested. I'm sorry. 847 01:03:42,151 --> 01:03:44,737 Maybe I should just go to the bathroom or something. 848 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:55,623 What is it with you? I know we've been playing games, 849 01:03:55,873 --> 01:03:59,711 but we're supposed to be on the same side, and we really need your help. 850 01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:03,089 I really need your help. 851 01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,926 I'm sorry. I can't. 852 01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:10,722 Loom 853 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:13,850 well, could you just make a copy of the disk 854 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,769 and just hide it in case we get busted, so we have something 855 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:19,439 to give our lawyers, something that hasn't been tampered with? 856 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,441 Can you do that? 857 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:26,529 Listen, you guys, help yourself to anything in the fridge. 858 01:04:26,779 --> 01:04:28,406 Cereal has. 859 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:30,325 Thank you. 860 01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:38,082 -Okay. I'll copy it. -Okay, thank you. 861 01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:47,300 The girl... the girl has the disk I need. 862 01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:51,054 I told you, I don't play well with others. 863 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:53,848 Turn on your laptop. 864 01:04:54,098 --> 01:04:56,559 Set it to receive a file. 865 01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:06,235 Lauren Murphy is now 866 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,738 a wanted felon in the state of Washington. 867 01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:13,493 Forgery, embezzlement, two drug convictions, 868 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,703 Plus she jumped parole. 869 01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:17,914 When she's arrested, she will not have a trial. 870 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:22,126 She will not pass "Go." She will go directly to jail. 871 01:05:22,377 --> 01:05:25,129 Then I change this file back to the original, 872 01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:28,049 and your mom disappears. 873 01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:29,842 That's bullshit. 874 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,095 What can I tell you? 875 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:34,931 Computers never lie, kid. 876 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:37,141 Your mom will be arrested at work. 877 01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:41,104 She'll be handcuffed and later strip-searched. 878 01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:43,689 You lay a finger on her, and I'll kill you. 879 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,984 Kid, don't threaten me. 880 01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:49,821 There are worse things than death, 881 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:52,031 and I can do all of them. 882 01:06:31,362 --> 01:06:34,031 -Talk to me. -I got it. 883 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:35,908 But, listen, Kate didn't know what's on it. 884 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,411 I mean, she came to me to figure it out. 885 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:41,873 She's not the one who planted the virus. You leave her alone. 886 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:44,709 Hey, don't worry, kid. 887 01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:47,336 If she's innocent, she'll be fine. 888 01:06:49,213 --> 01:06:52,133 Your mommy is safe now, okay? 889 01:08:15,383 --> 01:08:17,802 -Kate, listen. -Hold on. 890 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:20,721 -I have to tell you something. -Hold on a sec. 891 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:24,058 -This is so lean and clean. -It's like a hacker wrote it. 892 01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:26,561 Come here. Look at this. 893 01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:28,980 Man, this thing is tense. 894 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:31,524 Look“. That's ill, man. 895 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,734 It's incomplete. 896 01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:37,113 It's taking forever and a day to figure out. 897 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,323 I'll make some coffee. 898 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:43,953 Tag, you're in. 899 01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:05,993 It isn't a virus. It's a worm. 900 01:10:06,243 --> 01:10:07,328 What's this one eat? 901 01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:09,622 It nibbles. You see all of this? 902 01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:12,958 This is every financial transaction Ellingson conducts, yeah? 903 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:16,379 From million-dollar deals to the 10 bucks that some guy pays for gas. 904 01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:18,839 The worm eats a few cents from each transaction. 905 01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:21,467 And no one's caught it because the money isn't really gone. 906 01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:23,427 It's just data being shifted around. 907 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:25,763 And when the worm's ready, it zips out with the money 908 01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,181 and erases its tracks. 909 01:10:27,431 --> 01:10:29,183 Joey got cut off before he got to that part. 910 01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:31,811 Check it out. By this point, it's already running 911 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:34,355 at, what, twice the speed as when it started? 912 01:10:34,605 --> 01:10:36,399 Right, and at this rate, it ends its run in... 913 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:38,609 -Two days. -Judging by this segment alone, 914 01:10:38,859 --> 01:10:42,029 -it's already eaten about... -21.8 million bucks, man. 915 01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:44,323 Whoever wrote this 916 01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:46,367 needs somebody to take the fall, 917 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:49,286 and that's Phreak and that's Joey and that's us. 918 01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,497 We gotta get the rest of the file, so we can find out 919 01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:53,916 where the money is going before the worm disappears, 920 01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:56,127 so we can find out who created it. 921 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:58,295 -I know. I know who wrote it. -What? 922 01:10:58,546 --> 01:11:00,881 This Ellingson security creep. 923 01:11:01,132 --> 01:11:03,592 I gave him a copy of the disk you gave me. 924 01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:05,428 -What? -You what? 925 01:11:05,678 --> 01:11:07,388 I didn't know what was on it. 926 01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:10,725 Oh, man. That's universally stupid, man. 927 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:14,061 Yo, man. You're an amateur, man. 928 01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:16,772 -Why did he come to you? -I've got a record. 929 01:11:17,022 --> 01:11:19,275 I was Zero Cool. 930 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:23,446 Zero Cool... crashed 1507 systems in one day... 931 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:25,698 The biggest crash in history, 932 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:29,201 front page of "The New York Times," August 10, 1988. 933 01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:31,662 I thought you was black, man. 934 01:11:31,912 --> 01:11:34,623 Yo, man, this is Zero Cool! 935 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:36,876 -Oh, shit! -That's far out. 936 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:39,587 This is Zero Cool, man. 937 01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:42,673 Yeah, well, that's great. There goes MIT. 938 01:11:42,923 --> 01:11:44,967 -I'll make it up! -Yeah? How? 939 01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:47,178 I'll hack the Gibson. 940 01:11:47,428 --> 01:11:49,513 Dude, they'll trace you like that, man. 941 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:51,766 The cops are gonna find you, they're gonna find you with a smoking gun. 942 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:54,435 -Fucked if I care, man. -Even if you had the password, 943 01:11:54,685 --> 01:11:57,897 it'd take you 10 minutes to get in, and you still gotta find the files, man. 944 01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,649 I mean, the cops would have you in five minutes. 945 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,235 Oh, wow. We are fried. 946 01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:05,905 Never send a boy to do a woman's job. 947 01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:08,115 With me, we can do it in seven. 948 01:12:08,365 --> 01:12:10,951 You're both screwed. I help... we do it in six. 949 01:12:11,202 --> 01:12:13,162 Jesus, I gotta save all your asses. 950 01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:15,331 I help... we can do it in five minutes, man. 951 01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:17,958 Okay, let's go shopping. 952 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:20,252 Whoo-hoo! Boom! 953 01:12:45,778 --> 01:12:47,905 You know... 954 01:12:48,155 --> 01:12:50,115 if I didn't live by a strict code of honor, 955 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,535 I might take advantage of this situation... 956 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:55,120 Erotically, as it were. 957 01:13:19,728 --> 01:13:21,897 All right, hold it right there! 958 01:13:27,152 --> 01:13:28,487 Shit! 959 01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:31,115 My subway defense system. 960 01:13:36,328 --> 01:13:38,706 He's way down there. 961 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:41,083 Ta-da! 962 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:44,378 Yo, brain-dead... the manual! 963 01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:46,213 Oops 964 01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:52,177 Hey! 965 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:54,555 Truck! 966 01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:58,767 Find it? 967 01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:00,978 Oh, the phone's all right. 968 01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:03,606 The problem must be somewhere else. 969 01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:48,067 They had a large chunk of the garbage file? 970 01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:51,028 How much do they know? 971 01:14:51,278 --> 01:14:53,822 Not everything, but enough to implicate us. 972 01:14:54,073 --> 01:14:56,116 You said the worm was untraceable. 973 01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:58,369 Yeah, to civilians. 974 01:14:58,619 --> 01:15:00,704 But they're hackers. But don't worry. 975 01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:03,457 All we have to do is launch the da Vinci virus. 976 01:15:03,707 --> 01:15:07,086 -And then they'll all be put away. -Launch the da Vinci virus? 977 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:08,921 You can't do that. 978 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:11,006 No one believes the guilty. 979 01:15:11,256 --> 01:15:13,884 Besides, by the time they realize the truth, 980 01:15:14,134 --> 01:15:17,096 we'll belong gone with all of our money. 981 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:20,307 Look, there is no right and wrong. 982 01:15:20,557 --> 01:15:24,436 There's only fun and boring. 983 01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:28,190 A 30-year prison sentence sounds pretty dull to me. 984 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:30,401 Who do you prefer serves it... 985 01:15:30,651 --> 01:15:32,820 Us or them? 986 01:15:50,587 --> 01:15:53,424 Unless $5 million are transferred 987 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:55,884 to the following numbered account in seven days, 988 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:59,138 I will capsize five tankers in the Ellingson fleet. 989 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:01,682 The virus goes off tomorrow morning at 10:30, 990 01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:04,643 and those hackers tried to get into our system again. 991 01:16:04,893 --> 01:16:07,688 At this point, I insist you take more strenuous action, 992 01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:12,026 or Ellingson Mineral will hold the Secret Service responsible. 993 01:16:15,863 --> 01:16:18,699 Get me arrest warrants on Kate Libby, alias "Acid Burn," 994 01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:21,702 Emmanuel Goldstein, alias "Cereal Killer," 995 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,912 Dade Murphy, alias "Crash Override," 996 01:16:24,163 --> 01:16:26,123 also known as "Zero Cool," 997 01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:29,251 and Paul Cook, alias "Lord Nikon." 998 01:16:29,501 --> 01:16:32,504 We pick them up tomorrow morning at 9:00. 999 01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:35,549 Snoop onto them... 1000 01:16:35,799 --> 01:16:38,135 As they snoop onto us. 1001 01:16:42,556 --> 01:16:46,393 -Yeah, it's Kate. -Hey, Burn, 1002 01:16:46,643 --> 01:16:48,645 we got a little problem here. 1003 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:08,123 -All right, so what have we got? -Well, we have 50 passwords, 1004 01:17:08,373 --> 01:17:10,876 plus whatever "Polaroid-head" here got inside Ellingson. 1005 01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:13,087 Well, I got a let, all right? 1006 01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:16,715 I don't know how many, but... my head hurts. 1007 01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:18,967 Yo, yo, yo, check this out. 1008 01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:21,428 -Hey, what's "da Vinci virus"? -What? 1009 01:17:21,678 --> 01:17:23,889 Check this out. It's a memo about how they're gonna deal 1010 01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:26,308 with those oil spills that happen on the 14th. 1011 01:17:26,558 --> 01:17:28,519 What oil spills? 1012 01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:32,606 Whoa, whoa. Yo, brain-dead, today is the 13th. 1013 01:17:32,856 --> 01:17:34,817 Well, this hasn't happened yet. 1014 01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:38,612 Wait a minute. The 14th... that's the same day the worm ends its run. 1015 01:17:38,862 --> 01:17:40,823 I mean, da Vinci virus... 1016 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:43,575 Didn't Phreak say that's what he's being charged with? 1017 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:47,287 Look. "Infecting ballast programs of Ellingson tankers." 1018 01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:50,707 -They blame hackers. -Damn! 1019 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:54,461 A worm and a virus? The plot thickens. 1020 01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:02,136 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going, huh? 1021 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:04,054 I got an idea. 1022 01:18:04,304 --> 01:18:06,473 Look, we got a few hours, right, till we get arrested? 1023 01:18:06,723 --> 01:18:09,560 So just stay low. I'm gonna go get some help. 1024 01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:11,854 I'll beep you, okay? 1025 01:18:12,104 --> 01:18:13,689 Shit. 1026 01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:15,941 Are you coming? 1027 01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:21,113 May the Force be with you, man. 1028 01:18:49,474 --> 01:18:51,643 There they are! 1029 01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:55,105 Razor and Blade? They're flakes! 1030 01:18:55,355 --> 01:18:58,692 They're elites. Let's get 'em. 1031 01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:18,086 Good morning, Vietnam! Ha-ha! 1032 01:19:25,677 --> 01:19:28,388 Aw, yeah. 1033 01:19:28,639 --> 01:19:31,266 This is once again the man that threw this party. 1034 01:19:31,516 --> 01:19:33,352 I'm doin' this. 1035 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:35,979 My style is quadruple damage for MCs 1036 01:19:36,230 --> 01:19:38,482 I'll make 'em huff 'n' puff like mufflers from Meineke 1037 01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:41,151 Human exhaust, you wanted to get lost 1038 01:19:41,401 --> 01:19:43,737 Rhymes plus Exxon ride brains like Alain Prost 1039 01:19:43,987 --> 01:19:46,031 You MC clowns, I blaze towns 1040 01:19:46,281 --> 01:19:48,408 I dragwheel skulls I leave with speed and dust clouds... 1041 01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:51,036 -Hey, come on, get off the stage. -Razor and Blade... 1042 01:19:51,286 --> 01:19:53,956 I gotta talk to those guys. Hey, hey, hey! 1043 01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:56,250 Jive and babble, throw heavy Scrabble 1044 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:58,543 Sparkles plus the bubbles plus the flavor like Snapple 1045 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:01,088 All you so-called rebels, heavy-metal cattle 1046 01:20:01,338 --> 01:20:03,715 Some horses got force, but I simply tame with saddle... 1047 01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:06,426 You struggle with my tempo, you ain't got good grief! 1048 01:20:06,677 --> 01:20:08,845 Brothers amazed, keep 'em all in a daze 1049 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:11,056 With the wild funk blaze, good grief! 1050 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:19,731 I lost them. 1051 01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:22,985 Where were you? 1052 01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:39,376 I don't like this. 1053 01:20:43,338 --> 01:20:46,216 I definitely don't like this. 1054 01:20:46,466 --> 01:20:48,969 What do you want? 1055 01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:51,388 Um... 1056 01:20:52,472 --> 01:20:54,766 we come in peace? 1057 01:20:56,768 --> 01:20:59,396 We need your help, if you're up to it. 1058 01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:02,899 She's buff, ballsy. 1059 01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:06,153 -Let's keep her. -Waste the dude. 1060 01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:15,078 A virus called da Vinci will cause oil spills 1061 01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:17,789 at 10:30 am. Eastern Time tomorrow. 1062 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,792 It's somehow connected with the worm that's stealing the money. 1063 01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:22,919 We need your help to overload the Gibson 1064 01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:25,797 so we can kill the da Vinci virus and download the worm program. 1065 01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:28,967 She's rabid but cute. 1066 01:21:29,217 --> 01:21:32,304 See, we're very busy. 1067 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:35,640 A TV network that wishes to remain nameless 1068 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:38,727 has expressed an interest in our show. 1069 01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:41,772 Let's go, Kate. 1070 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:45,984 Wait. 1071 01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:48,653 Nobody said no. 1072 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,614 But you are going to need more 1073 01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:52,741 than just two media icons like us. 1074 01:21:52,991 --> 01:21:54,534 You need an army. 1075 01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:58,246 That's it... an electronic army. 1076 01:21:58,497 --> 01:22:01,333 If I were us, I'd get on the Internet, 1077 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:03,627 send out a major distress signal. 1078 01:22:03,877 --> 01:22:05,837 "Hackers of the world, unite." 1079 01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:08,673 How are you gonna take care of the cops? 1080 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,319 Yo, I'm blowing up. 1081 01:22:29,569 --> 01:22:32,364 It's Kate, Grand Central. Let's hit it. 1082 01:23:34,384 --> 01:23:37,137 The light is green! 1083 01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:43,685 You're the man, baby. You're the man! 1084 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:06,458 Hey, Joey, you made it! 1085 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:09,669 Joe! Joey! 1086 01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:14,174 All right, listen up. Use your best viruses to buy us some time. 1087 01:24:14,424 --> 01:24:16,384 We have to get into Plague's file and copy the worm. 1088 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:20,096 All right, that was a little tension-breaker. 1089 01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:21,473 That had to be done, all right? 1090 01:24:21,723 --> 01:24:22,891 -Cereal? -Yeah? 1091 01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:24,559 -Go fix the phones. -Roger. 1092 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:28,396 Joey, take his place. 1093 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:31,608 -What, me? -Take his place, man. Do it. 1094 01:24:31,858 --> 01:24:33,985 -You can do it. Just do it. -Cereal, we're counting on you. 1095 01:24:34,236 --> 01:24:35,612 -Just do it. -Ready? 1096 01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:38,532 -Yeah. -All right, let's boot up. 1097 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:13,858 -I'm shut down completely. -Green light. 1098 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:16,069 When the green light's blinking, there's something wrong. 1099 01:25:16,319 --> 01:25:18,280 My computer just crashed. 1100 01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:23,410 Printers... 1101 01:25:25,870 --> 01:25:27,831 Oh, my God...! I don't know. 1102 01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:33,712 Viruses everywhere. 1103 01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:35,755 What is it? What's wrong? 1104 01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:37,882 Nothing. It's just a minor glitch. 1105 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,301 A minor glitch with you 1106 01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:41,469 seems to turn into a major catastrophe. 1107 01:25:47,434 --> 01:25:50,812 -There's a new virus in the database. -What's happening? 1108 01:25:51,062 --> 01:25:53,148 It's replicating, eating up memory. What do I do? 1109 01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:56,651 Type "cookie," you idiot. I'll head them off at the pass. 1110 01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:03,491 We have a "zero bug" attacking all log-in and overlay files. 1111 01:26:03,742 --> 01:26:06,786 Run antivirus. Give me a systems display. 1112 01:26:07,037 --> 01:26:09,122 Now we've lost sections 6 through 26. 1113 01:26:09,372 --> 01:26:10,999 No, make that 10 to 40. 1114 01:26:11,249 --> 01:26:14,836 -And 1 through 6. -Die, dickweeds. 1115 01:26:18,465 --> 01:26:20,175 A rabbit is in the administration system. 1116 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:23,553 -Send a flu shot. -Rabbit? Flu shot? Someone talk to me. 1117 01:26:23,803 --> 01:26:26,222 A "rabbit" replicates till it overloads a file, 1118 01:26:26,473 --> 01:26:29,434 -then it spreads like cancer. -Cancer? 1119 01:26:30,727 --> 01:26:33,980 Row, row, row your boat 1120 01:26:34,230 --> 01:26:36,733 Gently down the stream 1121 01:26:36,983 --> 01:26:39,319 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily 1122 01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:42,322 Life is but a dream 1123 01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:46,534 -Row, row, row your boat... -Whoa. Crawling halt. 1124 01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:48,370 It's the Gibson. It's finding us too fast. 1125 01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:06,888 Man, there's too many garbage files. I need more time. 1126 01:27:13,561 --> 01:27:16,231 They're at Grand Central Station, lower level. 1127 01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:18,441 Don't screw up. 1128 01:27:18,692 --> 01:27:20,860 Go! Get out of here! Everybody, let's move! 1129 01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:22,904 -Move it! -Let's go! 1130 01:27:23,154 --> 01:27:25,031 Get the hell out of the way. Come on. 1131 01:27:25,281 --> 01:27:27,242 30 seconds. Move it. 1132 01:27:31,538 --> 01:27:33,081 Game's over. 1133 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:35,125 Last chance to get out of this without a prison sentence. 1134 01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:38,002 You're not good enough to beat me, you little shit. 1135 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:41,464 Yeah, maybe I'm not. But we are, you asshole. 1136 01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:44,092 -Give it up. -Three minutes to capsize. 1137 01:27:44,342 --> 01:27:47,470 Just give it up. 1138 01:27:49,305 --> 01:27:52,308 Are we fashionably late? 1139 01:27:57,772 --> 01:27:59,774 Okay, let's go. 1140 01:28:02,110 --> 01:28:04,112 Okay. 1141 01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:10,034 Si, sono pronta. 1142 01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:12,245 Andiamo. 1143 01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:09,803 We have massive infection, multiple GPI and FSI viruses. 1144 01:29:10,053 --> 01:29:12,514 It's coming in from remote nodes. They're going for the Kernel! 1145 01:29:12,764 --> 01:29:15,016 -"Colonel" who? -The system command processor. 1146 01:29:15,266 --> 01:29:18,436 -It's the brain. -Cancer, brain. Brain, cancer. 1147 01:29:18,686 --> 01:29:22,440 -Belf, what's going on? -In short, Duke, a shitstorm. 1148 01:29:24,651 --> 01:29:26,361 Move! Go! 1149 01:29:29,113 --> 01:29:31,950 Move! Move! Move! 1150 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:33,535 Did they call the police...? 1151 01:29:33,785 --> 01:29:36,496 Get out of the way! 1152 01:30:07,652 --> 01:30:09,529 I found it. 1153 01:30:09,779 --> 01:30:11,739 I found it! 1154 01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:38,808 This is the end, my friend. 1155 01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:42,103 Thank you for calling. 1156 01:30:44,856 --> 01:30:46,816 Oh, shit. He got me. 1157 01:30:47,066 --> 01:30:49,110 Yo, Joey's getting stupid busy. 1158 01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:50,904 Come on, out of my way, my man. 1159 01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:53,156 Joey, I need you to drop your virus, go after the worm. 1160 01:30:53,406 --> 01:30:55,533 -You're the closest. -Out of the way, people! 1161 01:30:55,783 --> 01:30:59,162 It's "root, slash, period, workspace, 1162 01:30:59,412 --> 01:31:02,040 slash, period, garbage, period." 1163 01:31:05,418 --> 01:31:07,378 Out of the way! Let's go. 1164 01:31:07,629 --> 01:31:10,173 Out of the way! Out of the way! 1165 01:31:10,423 --> 01:31:12,550 Get out of the way! Freeze! 1166 01:31:16,179 --> 01:31:18,348 Aw! Oh, come on! 1167 01:31:40,703 --> 01:31:42,163 Ha! 1168 01:31:42,413 --> 01:31:45,917 All right. Good job. 1169 01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:48,878 -Kill the Gibson. -Roger that. 1170 01:31:54,467 --> 01:31:57,220 Come on, you son of a bitch. Is that all you got, huh? 1171 01:31:57,470 --> 01:32:00,181 Come on! Let's see what else you can do! 1172 01:32:00,431 --> 01:32:02,684 You talking to me, huh?! 1173 01:32:02,934 --> 01:32:05,269 Are you nuts? Come at me. 1174 01:32:08,856 --> 01:32:10,817 They're in the Kernel. 1175 01:32:11,067 --> 01:32:14,612 Help me...! 1176 01:32:14,862 --> 01:32:17,532 The tankers have stopped capsizing. 1177 01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:20,702 The ballast tanks are empty. We should be okay. 1178 01:32:34,298 --> 01:32:35,925 Little pissant. 1179 01:32:48,479 --> 01:32:50,732 Yes! 1180 01:32:50,982 --> 01:32:53,317 -We did it. -Let's get out of here. 1181 01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:56,779 Freeze! 1182 01:32:57,030 --> 01:33:01,200 Train departing track number 24... 1183 01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:13,212 Keep it moving. Come on, come on. 1184 01:33:13,463 --> 01:33:14,714 What are you waiting on? Let's go. 1185 01:33:14,964 --> 01:33:16,215 They're trashing our rights, man! 1186 01:33:16,466 --> 01:33:18,593 They're trashing the flow of data! 1187 01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:21,763 They're trashing! Trashing! 1188 01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:24,390 Trashing! 1189 01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,267 Hack the planet! 1190 01:33:26,517 --> 01:33:28,478 -Hack the planet! -Shut up and get in the car. 1191 01:33:28,728 --> 01:33:32,023 Hack the planet! Hack the planet! 1192 01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:41,699 -Hello? -We caught them. 1193 01:33:41,949 --> 01:33:43,951 -Good. -Red-handed. 1194 01:33:44,202 --> 01:33:47,163 You won't be having any more trouble from them. 1195 01:34:00,510 --> 01:34:02,595 Me, all right? I did it. 1196 01:34:02,845 --> 01:34:04,889 She knows shit about computers. 1197 01:34:06,140 --> 01:34:08,392 She's just my girlfriend. 1198 01:34:11,187 --> 01:34:13,439 I suggest you modify your attitude, 1199 01:34:13,689 --> 01:34:15,483 because you are floating 1200 01:34:15,733 --> 01:34:17,485 and I'm about to flush your ass. 1201 01:34:19,821 --> 01:34:22,490 You've got a Mrs. Murphy to see you, sir. 1202 01:34:29,205 --> 01:34:31,165 Are you crazy? What are you doing? 1203 01:34:31,415 --> 01:34:33,543 I'm trying to help you. 1204 01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:41,926 -Dade. -What? 1205 01:34:42,176 --> 01:34:44,720 Thanks for your help. 1206 01:34:49,642 --> 01:34:52,103 Your son is in big trouble. 1207 01:34:52,353 --> 01:34:53,938 He has violated his probation 1208 01:34:54,188 --> 01:34:56,440 and he has engaged in criminal activity. 1209 01:34:56,691 --> 01:34:59,152 My son happens to be a genius. 1210 01:34:59,402 --> 01:35:01,362 He understands something happening today 1211 01:35:01,612 --> 01:35:03,656 that you won't comprehend if you live to be a hundred. 1212 01:35:03,906 --> 01:35:06,450 And he would never use what he knows to harm a living soul. 1213 01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:08,536 The news crew you requested is here. 1214 01:35:08,786 --> 01:35:11,038 Oh, good. 'Cause I have a few things to tell them. 1215 01:35:11,289 --> 01:35:14,709 Your son is facing 30 felony counts in an ongoing investigation. 1216 01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:17,253 You face possible arrest if you do that. 1217 01:35:17,503 --> 01:35:19,797 Mister, I don't care if I face certain death. 1218 01:35:20,047 --> 01:35:22,842 Mrs. Murphy stays right here. 1219 01:35:23,092 --> 01:35:26,679 Oh, wow. She's great. 1220 01:35:28,097 --> 01:35:29,765 Yeah. 1221 01:35:30,016 --> 01:35:32,310 ...and attacked the Ellingson's computer network. 1222 01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:35,271 Is this the last we've seen of this type of high-tech espionage? 1223 01:35:35,521 --> 01:35:37,190 Well, I'm afraid not. 1224 01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:40,067 Hackers are a grave threat to the national security. 1225 01:35:40,318 --> 01:35:42,195 This incident just proves without a doubt 1226 01:35:42,445 --> 01:35:44,697 that we need increased funding to stop... 1227 01:35:44,947 --> 01:35:46,782 -Hold on. We're getting interference. -Hola, boys and girls. 1228 01:35:47,033 --> 01:35:49,243 -It is I, the Cereal Killer... -Get that clown off. 1229 01:35:49,493 --> 01:35:50,745 Making my first coast-to-coast 1230 01:35:50,995 --> 01:35:54,123 worldwide global television appearance. 1231 01:35:54,373 --> 01:35:55,750 Yes, that's right. 1232 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:58,252 I'm here to tell you about this heinous scheme 1233 01:35:58,502 --> 01:36:00,254 hatched from within Ellingson Mineral. 1234 01:36:00,504 --> 01:36:02,256 But for what, you ask? 1235 01:36:02,506 --> 01:36:04,675 World domination? Nay. 1236 01:36:04,926 --> 01:36:08,012 Something far more tacky. 1237 01:36:08,262 --> 01:36:11,140 A virus called da Vinci, that, when launched, 1238 01:36:11,390 --> 01:36:13,851 would cause Ellingson mineral tankers to capsize, 1239 01:36:14,101 --> 01:36:16,646 was to be blamed on innocent hackers. 1240 01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:19,857 But this virus was really the smokescreen, right? 1241 01:36:20,107 --> 01:36:23,027 What could be so vitally important to protect 1242 01:36:23,277 --> 01:36:26,113 -that someone would create... -How did he do that? 1243 01:36:26,364 --> 01:36:29,158 ...such a nasty, antisocial, very uncool virus program? 1244 01:36:29,408 --> 01:36:30,826 But why? 1245 01:36:31,077 --> 01:36:33,329 Could it be to cover the tracks of this worm program... 1246 01:36:33,579 --> 01:36:36,624 A worm that was to steal 25 million bucks? 1247 01:36:36,874 --> 01:36:40,544 The password to this hungry little sucker belongs to Margo Wallace, 1248 01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:43,047 -head of Public Relations... -Oh, my God...! 1249 01:36:43,297 --> 01:36:46,592 ...and Eugene Belford, computer security officer. 1250 01:36:46,842 --> 01:36:49,262 -Son of a bitch! -Oh, my...! Oh! 1251 01:36:49,512 --> 01:36:52,181 What's this? Is this the unnamed account in the Bahamas 1252 01:36:52,431 --> 01:36:55,434 where the money was to be stashed? I think so. 1253 01:36:55,685 --> 01:36:57,853 Unlucky! 1254 01:36:59,772 --> 01:37:03,192 Yo, I kind of feel like God. 1255 01:37:07,613 --> 01:37:09,573 Plague...? 1256 01:37:11,617 --> 01:37:13,577 Eugene?! 1257 01:37:22,878 --> 01:37:25,756 A comedy of errors... I don't even know how to work the VCR, 1258 01:37:26,007 --> 01:37:28,301 let alone a computer. Get off! 1259 01:37:28,551 --> 01:37:30,511 Look. Listen, I'll make a deal. 1260 01:37:30,761 --> 01:37:34,181 Eugene Belford... I know where his mother is. 1261 01:37:34,432 --> 01:37:37,184 I promise you. Get off me. I need a lawyer! 1262 01:37:43,899 --> 01:37:45,860 Thank you. 1263 01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:49,405 Here you are, Mr. Babbage. 1264 01:37:49,655 --> 01:37:52,158 Flight time to Tokyo should be about 14 hours today. 1265 01:37:52,408 --> 01:37:54,035 Can I get you anything else? 1266 01:37:54,285 --> 01:37:56,287 Just a pillow, please. 1267 01:38:02,335 --> 01:38:04,045 Thank you. 1268 01:38:06,297 --> 01:38:08,132 You're welcome. 1269 01:38:08,382 --> 01:38:11,052 What's going on? Let go of me! Stewardess! 1270 01:38:11,302 --> 01:38:13,888 I'll never fly this airline again! 1271 01:38:24,065 --> 01:38:27,401 You look good in a dress. 1272 01:38:27,651 --> 01:38:30,071 You would have looked better. 1273 01:38:36,243 --> 01:38:38,162 Want to go for a swim? 1274 01:38:49,256 --> 01:38:52,510 I can't believe they decided you won. 1275 01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:54,387 They didn't. 1276 01:38:54,637 --> 01:38:57,723 The guys felt it was the only way I'd get a date. 1277 01:39:00,351 --> 01:39:02,853 Anyway... 1278 01:39:03,104 --> 01:39:05,064 you're pretty good. 1279 01:39:05,314 --> 01:39:07,942 You're elite. 1280 01:39:08,192 --> 01:39:10,528 Yeah? 1281 01:39:10,778 --> 01:39:12,321 You know, if you would have said so in the beginning, 1282 01:39:12,571 --> 01:39:15,241 you would have saved yourself a whole lot of trouble. 1283 01:39:27,169 --> 01:39:29,130 Beat that. 1284 01:39:42,017 --> 01:39:44,311 You know, 1285 01:39:44,562 --> 01:39:47,982 I've been having these really weird... 1286 01:39:48,232 --> 01:39:50,151 Dreams? 1287 01:39:50,401 --> 01:39:52,820 I love you, I love you today 1288 01:39:53,070 --> 01:39:55,364 I don't care what 1289 01:39:55,614 --> 01:39:57,908 The world has to say 1290 01:39:58,159 --> 01:40:00,202 They don't know that 1291 01:40:00,453 --> 01:40:01,871 I love you 1292 01:40:02,121 --> 01:40:04,081 I love you today 1293 01:40:04,331 --> 01:40:06,375 I don't care what 1294 01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:09,420 The world has to say 1295 01:40:09,670 --> 01:40:11,839 They don't know that 1296 01:40:14,633 --> 01:40:17,511 Dreams escape from the fear 1297 01:40:17,761 --> 01:40:20,097 Built inside, in his heart 1298 01:40:20,347 --> 01:40:23,225 Bring me home, cast the net 1299 01:40:23,476 --> 01:40:25,895 Far and wide, I'll return 1300 01:40:26,145 --> 01:40:28,772 To the night, mask up front 1301 01:40:29,023 --> 01:40:31,400 Cast away, give me love 1302 01:40:31,650 --> 01:40:36,447 I don't care what the world has to say 1303 01:40:36,697 --> 01:40:39,909 You should know that I love you 1304 01:40:40,159 --> 01:40:41,619 I love you 1305 01:40:41,869 --> 01:40:43,829 I love you today 1306 01:40:44,079 --> 01:40:46,207 I don't care what 1307 01:40:46,457 --> 01:40:49,084 The world has to say 1308 01:40:49,335 --> 01:40:51,504 They don't know that 1309 01:40:51,754 --> 01:40:55,216 I love you, I love you today 1310 01:40:55,466 --> 01:40:57,718 I don't care what 1311 01:40:57,968 --> 01:41:00,387 The world has to say 1312 01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:05,100 They don't know that I'm in love 1313 01:41:05,351 --> 01:41:08,812 I can feel the eyes behind us 1314 01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:10,731 As we walk 1315 01:41:10,981 --> 01:41:14,485 I can see the ears that listen 1316 01:41:14,735 --> 01:41:16,320 When we talk 1317 01:41:16,570 --> 01:41:21,992 I don't care what the world has to say 1318 01:41:22,243 --> 01:41:25,496 You should know that I love you 1319 01:41:25,746 --> 01:41:29,333 I love you, I love you today 1320 01:41:29,583 --> 01:41:31,544 Can't you see how I feel? 1321 01:41:31,794 --> 01:41:34,088 Like a cloud, conquer all 1322 01:41:34,338 --> 01:41:36,799 With the thoughts in my head 1323 01:41:37,049 --> 01:41:39,760 In my heart, love is real 1324 01:41:40,010 --> 01:41:42,680 Can't you see how I feel? 1325 01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:45,558 Like a cloud, conquer all 1326 01:41:45,808 --> 01:41:48,227 With the thoughts in my head 1327 01:41:48,477 --> 01:41:51,021 In my heart, once again 1328 01:41:51,272 --> 01:41:54,233 Can't you see how I feel? 1329 01:41:54,483 --> 01:41:56,902 Like a cloud, conquer all 1330 01:41:57,152 --> 01:41:59,738 With the thoughts in my head 1331 01:41:59,989 --> 01:42:03,367 In my heart, love is real...