1
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- Let's move!

2
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- Upstairs. Go, go.

3
00:01:06,025 --> 00:01:07,693
What's going on?
What's the matter?

4
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- Who are you?
- Come on, come on, let's go.

5
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- Hey.
- Cover the back.

6
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- Dade! Dade!

7
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Knock it down.

8
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- The defendant, Dade Murphy,

9
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who calls himself "Zero Cool,"

10
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has repeatedly committed
criminal acts

11
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of a malicious nature.

12
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This defendant possesses

13
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a superior intelligence,

14
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which he uses

15
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to a destructive
and antisocial end.

16
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His computer virus crashed

17
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1507 systems,

18
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including Wall Street
trading systems,

19
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single-handedly causing

20
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a seven-point drop
in the New York stock market.

21
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Dade Murphy,

22
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I hereby fine your family
$45,000.

23
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I sentence you to probation,
under which you are forbidden

24
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to own or operate a computer
or a touchtone telephone

25
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until the day of your
18th birthday.

26
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- Dade.
- Yeah, Ma?

27
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What are you doing?

28
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I'm taking over a TV network.

29
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Finish up, honey,
and get to sleep.

30
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And happy birthday.

31
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Security. Norm.
Norman speaking.

32
00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,346
- Norman,
this is Mr. Eddie Vedder

33
00:05:04,597 --> 00:05:05,931
from Accounting.

34
00:05:06,182 --> 00:05:07,767
I just had a power surge
here at home

35
00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,977
that wiped out a file
I was working on.

36
00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,396
And, listen, I'm in big trouble.

37
00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,689
You know anything
about computers?

38
00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,442
Um, gee...

39
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Right, well, my BLT drive
on my computer

40
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just went AWOL,

41
00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:25,034
and I got this big project
due tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaki.

42
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And if I don't get it in, he's gonna
ask me to commit hara-kiri.

43
00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,247
Uh...

44
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Yeah, well, you know these Japanese
management techniques.

45
00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:36,462
Could you read me
the number on the modem?

46
00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:38,714
Um...

47
00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,175
- It's a little boxy thing,
Norm, with switches on it.

48
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It lets my computer talk
to the one there.

49
00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:49,099
- 212-555-4240.

50
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So-called American Indians,
Latinos, and blacks

51
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come from a genetically
mediocre stock.

52
00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,879
- Yak, yak, yak.
- Being a racist means

53
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being aware
of racial divisions...

54
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- Get a job.
- ...and I am.

55
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Say I'm a...

56
00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:57,793
- You are about
to experience the awe and mystery

57
00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,546
which reaches
from the inner mind to...

58
00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,965
- the Outer Limits.
- Yes!

59
00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:07,386
Hey. What?

60
00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:17,062
Zero...

61
00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:18,647
No, wait.

62
00:07:18,898 --> 00:07:20,774
- Is this the day?

63
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Is this the beginning
of the end?

64
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There is no time to wonder,

65
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no time to ask,
"Why is it happening?

66
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- Why is it finally happening?"
- Unbelievable.

67
00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:34,663
- There is time only for...
- A hacker.

68
00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:38,042
- Do we pray?
Or do we merely run now?

69
00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:43,631
Yeah, okay, "Acid Burn,"
that's enough.

70
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Shit on me.

71
00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:40,437
- 'Morning.
You unpack your stuff yet?

72
00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,356
- Mm.

73
00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,566
Up all night again, huh?

74
00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:48,153
- Can this wait till both
of my eyes are open, please?

75
00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:54,243
Can I cut the electricity to his room
so he'll sleep normal hours?

76
00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:58,831
He's been playing with his computer
all night for a solid week.

77
00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,041
Well, yes, he could be
playing with himself.

78
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,544
Mm-hmm.
Yes, I'll ask.

79
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,462
Dade?

80
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,297
You like girls, don't you?

81
00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:12,469
Yeah. I just haven't found one
as charming as you yet.

82
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,723
You haven't been doing
anything stupid, right, Dade?

83
00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:18,767
- Right, Dade?
- Right, Mom.

84
00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,811
And I'm still a virgin.

85
00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,871
You hooked it up
to the phone, didn't you?

86
00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:42,207
Dade, turn the shower off.

87
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,297
You screw up again,
and you won't get into college.

88
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,853
I'm sorry we had to move
in your senior year.

89
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,272
I didn't want to sell the house,
but I had to take this new job.

90
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,358
You know that.

91
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,360
You're going to love New York.

92
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,571
It's the "city
that never sleeps."

93
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:53,112
I miss you, too, baby.
Claro que si.

94
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,572
Excuse me...?

95
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,449
Yo, chill, man.
I'm talking to Venezuela.

96
00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,077
Yeah, I'm sorry. I was just looking
for the principal's office.

97
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,038
Sorry, I can't help you, kid.

98
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,928
- You have your transfer forms?

99
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,933
It's a relatively
straightforward question.

100
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,693
- Do you speak English?
- Sorry. You wanted...

101
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:35,362
I wanted transfer forms.

102
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,535
Thank you.

103
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:46,915
- Are you coming?

104
00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,887
The gym is through there

105
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,097
and the cafeteria
is through there.

106
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,516
-
Great. Cool.

107
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,479
What's your name?

108
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,940
Kate.
Kate Libby.

109
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:15,903
- Here's your class.
- My class?

110
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,738
You mean I'm...
I'm not in your class?

111
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:21,992
No, you're not in my class.

112
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,620
Give me time.

113
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,872
- Hey, you new?
- Yeah.

114
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,499
Tell him about the pool, Kate.

115
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,501
Pool?

116
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,755
Yeah, there's an Olympic-size
swimming pool up on the roof.

117
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,382
Take the stairs over there.

118
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,511
Yeah. Sure.

119
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,640
- Thanks.

120
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,729
Hey, hold the door!

121
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,569
No pool.

122
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,060
Oh!

123
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,981
Oh, my God.
He found the pool.

124
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,445
- I'm Mr. Simpson.
I'm subbing for Miss Bayliss,

125
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,115
who was arrested
at the anti-fur rally.

126
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:48,745
I know some of you kids
got computers at home,

127
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,331
but these are
school property, people.

128
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,710
And I don't want to see
any gum stuck to them.

129
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,089
Chapter 1...

130
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,508
"Designing
Graphical interface..."

131
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,142
So what's your interest
in Kate Libby, eh?

132
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,352
Academic?
Purely sexual?

133
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,563
Homicidal.

134
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:18,358
What's up, man?
I'm the "Phreak."

135
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,570
The Phantom Phreak...?
The King of NYNEX...?

136
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,657
I know you play the game.

137
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,743
Phreak, Phreak, Phreak.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

138
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,995
- Joey, Joey, Joey.
- What? What? What?

139
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,539
One more "dude" out of you, and
I'm gonna slap the shit out of you, okay?

140
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,458
Now I try to save you from yourself,
but you gotta

141
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,084
stop letting your mama
dress you, man.

142
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,462
- You're hopeless.
- Du...

143
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,757
- Check it...
- I need a handle, man.

144
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:44,968
I mean, I don't have an identity
until I have a handle.

145
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,012
You know,
you're right about that.

146
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,514
Check it. Friday.

147
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,727
- Look... all right, wait, wait.

148
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,437
How about
the "Master of Disaster," huh?

149
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,898
You're hopeless, man,
utterly hopeless.

150
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:01,485
"Ultra Laser."
"Doctor Doom."

151
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,196
- Records, tapes, CDs...

152
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,660
- Bootlegged Chinese
software here.

153
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,412
- How much for the hard drive?
- Three for 30.

154
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,456
Just tell me what you need.
What do you need?

155
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,583
- Records? Tapes?
- You got any Rush?

156
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,503
- Any kind of format, any kind
of disk, any bootleg you need.

157
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,505
- Check this out,
each and every one of you...

158
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,548
compilation tapes
of my own making.

159
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,634
I call this
"The Greatest Zukes" album,

160
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,428
featuring artists like...
I got some Hendrix on there,

161
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,264
some Joplin,
Mama Cass, Belushi...

162
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,893
all great artists that asphyxiated
on their own vomit.

163
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,438
You can't get this in stores, man.

164
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:42,859
One of a kind, $2.
All major transactions...

165
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,952
- Please deposit $5
for the first minute.

166
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,915
- Thank you.
- No, no, no, thank you.

167
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,031
That's a nice score for a girl.

168
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,412
Think you can do better?

169
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,206
I'll give it a shot.

170
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:55,015
Is this kid bothering you, Kate?

171
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,100
Sorry, can I get some room here?

172
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,895
Yeah, why don't you
come up here?

173
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,685
He's good.

174
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,697
Well, it looks like I'm on top.

175
00:17:56,618 --> 00:18:00,247
Congratulations.
No one's ever beat her before.

176
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,208
You just made an enemy for life.

177
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,671
"Boy Meets World," let's go.

178
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,483
- Who's that?
- Curtis.

179
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,611
- And what's he do?
- That's it.

180
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,239
You're looking at it.
He just looks slick all day.

181
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:39,035
- Joey!

182
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,576
What's up?

183
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,625
Oh, my God.

184
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,377
You? Oh, my God.

185
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,141
Way cool!

186
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,727
You saw that?

187
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,395
What the hell is going on?

188
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,440
The pool on the roof
must have a leak.

189
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,326
Man, oh, man,
this is gonna be good.

190
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,670
"God gave men brains
larger than dogs'

191
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,589
so they wouldn't hump women's legs
at cocktail parties."

192
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,508
Ruth Libby.

193
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,886
I'm not so sure
your mother qualifies

194
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,930
as a significant author
of the 20th century.

195
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,641
Her last book sold
two million copies.

196
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,851
- Ooh...!

197
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,980
"Angelheaded hipsters

198
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,566
burning for the ancient
heavenly connection

199
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:37,737
to the starry dynamo
in the machinery of the night."

200
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,073
It's Ginsberg.

201
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,283
Nice. Very nice.

202
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,454
He's not in this class.

203
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:49,040
I said give me time.

204
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,001
He's not enrolled in this class.

205
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,380
Well, he's on my list.

206
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,352
"Of all the things I've lost,

207
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,938
I miss my mind the most"?
- Whoo!

208
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,984
- Ozzy Osbourne.
- You, what is your name?

209
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:19,446
Uh, Emmanuel Goldstein, sir.

210
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:23,116
You, however,
are not on my list.

211
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,494
Whoa. This isn't
wood shop class?

212
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,873
Out. Out.

213
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,625
Class-crashing?
Come on.

214
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:35,170
Some people are too much.

215
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,839
- Bye.
- Thank you.

216
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,090
- Thank you, sir.

217
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:49,100
- How was school?
- Hm.

218
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,103
What did we learn
in school today?

219
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,314
- Revenge.
- Ah.

220
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:55,774
Did we meet somebody special?

221
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,693
No. No one special.

222
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,321
Okay, I gotta get back to work.
I'm gonna be home late.

223
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:04,407
Would you try
and please fill these out?

224
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,328
Don't worry, it's only
the rest of your life.

225
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:12,040
Right. Anything else?
You want me to mow the lawn?

226
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:15,752
Oops, I forgot.
New York... no grass.

227
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,546
And unpack.

228
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,862
FYI, man, right?
You can sit at home

229
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,448
and do, like,
absolutely nothing and...

230
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,785
and your name goes through,
like, 17 computers a day.

231
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,080
"1984"? Yeah, right, man.
That's a typo.

232
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,374
Orwell is here now.
He's living large.

233
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:56,334
We have no names, man, no names.

234
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,545
We are nameless.

235
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,797
Can I score a fry?
Thanks.

236
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,300
Meet "Cereal Killer,"
as in Fruit Loops.

237
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,302
But he does know things.

238
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,221
- Anyway, anyway, guys,
guys, listen, listen.

239
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,723
I'm in this computer, right?
So I'm looking around...

240
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:15,645
- You got those Crayola books?
- Oh, yeah, Technicolor rainbow.

241
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,689
Here, a green one.

242
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,899
What is that? What is that?
What is that? Let me see.

243
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:23,152
- What are these?
- International UNIX environments.

244
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,113
- Luscious orange...?

245
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:29,617
- Computer security criteria,
DOD standards.

246
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:32,370
The "pink-shirt book"...
guide to IBM PCs,

247
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:35,790
so-called due to the nasty pink shirt
the guy wears on the cover.

248
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,750
- What's that?
- Devil book, the UNIX bible.

249
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,420
- What's that?
- Dragon book, compiler design.

250
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,255
Oh, yeah?

251
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,340
- What's that?
- The red book.

252
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,802
NSA-trusted networks,
otherwise known

253
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:51,180
as "The Ugly Red Book
That won't Fit on a Shelf."

254
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,808
Anyway, anyway,
guys, guys, guys, come on.

255
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,811
I'm in this computer, right?
So I'm looking around.

256
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,022
I'm looking around, you know,
throwing commands at it.

257
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,274
I don't know where it is
or what it does or anything.

258
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:04,319
It's like... it's, like, choice.
It's just beautiful, okay?

259
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:06,905
Like, four hours
I'm just messing around in there.

260
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:09,240
Finally, I figure out

261
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,868
that it's a bank.
Right?

262
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,703
Okay, wait.
Okay, so it's a bank.

263
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,039
So this morning,
I look at the paper,

264
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,791
some cash machine
in, like, Bumsville, Idaho,

265
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,878
spits out $700
into the middle of the street.

266
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,130
- That's kind of cool.
- That was me.

267
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:28,217
- That was me. I did that.
- You did this from your house?

268
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,386
What, are you stoned or stupid?

269
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,555
You don't hack a bank across state lines
from your house.

270
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,475
You'll get nailed by the FBI.
Where are your brains? In your ass?

271
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:39,854
- Don't you know anything?
- It's stupid, man. Universally stupid.

272
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,648
You guys always think
I should know everything.

273
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:43,483
You never tell me
anything, right? Right?

274
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,693
All right, what are the three
most common used passwords?

275
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:49,364
"Love," "secret"
and "sex."

276
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,616
But not in that order
necessarily. Right?

277
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:54,035
Yeah, don't forget "God."
System operators

278
00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:57,246
love to use "God."
It's that whole male ego thing.

279
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,082
Look, you want to be elite,

280
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:02,418
you gotta do a righteous hack.
None of this accidental shit.

281
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,921
Yeah, you want a seriously
righteous hack,

282
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,839
you score one of those
Gibsons, man...

283
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:08,508
you know,
the supercomputers they use

284
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:11,636
to, like, do physics
and look for oil and stuff.

285
00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:14,097
Ain't no way, man.
Security is too tight... the big iron.

286
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,683
Maybe. But if I were gonna
hack some heavy metal,

287
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:19,644
I'd work my way back
through some low security

288
00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:22,730
- and try the back door.
- Yeah, but, oh, man,

289
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,608
wouldn't you just love
to get one of those Gibsons, baby?

290
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,360
Mm!

291
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,530
Yo, who ate all of my fries?

292
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,533
- Joey.
- No, no, no, I didn't touch your fries.

293
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,702
- I did not touch your fries.
- Cereal, man, you owe me a pack.

294
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,620
- It was him, man.
- You suck, dude.

295
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,081
You need to lay off that shit.
What are you doing?

296
00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:41,416
I'm gonna hit you.

297
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,727
Yes! Home run.
Home run.

298
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,063
Okay, okay, okay.

299
00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:48,483
You and me, Lucy.

300
00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:51,277
We're gonna show 'em, baby.

301
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,237
Ow.

302
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,948
Okay, okay.

303
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,894
-
Mr. Belford?

304
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:29,107
- My name is "the Plague."
- Mr. The Plague,

305
00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:31,484
something weird's
happening on the Net.

306
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:34,529
- As in what,
you hapless techno-weenie?

307
00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:38,032
The accounting subdirectory
on the Gibson is working really hard.

308
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:41,577
We've got one person online, but the
workload is enough for, like, 10 users.

309
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,329
I think we've got a hacker.

310
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:51,295
Okay, okay, we need proof
that we were here. All right.

311
00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:57,802
Yeah. Garbage.
Okay, give me Garbage.

312
00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:11,524
Shit.

313
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:39,093
Never fear,

314
00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:41,387
I is here.

315
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:44,432
I've narrowed the activity
to terminal 23.

316
00:28:44,682 --> 00:28:47,101
- Let's echo 23, see what's up.

317
00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:06,204
God wouldn't be up this late.

318
00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:20,968
Shit.

319
00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:22,762
Get me the switching
control center.

320
00:29:23,012 --> 00:29:25,514
I need to trace a call
that's in progress.

321
00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:31,145
Oh, shit.

322
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:34,982
Yeah, hold on. Hold on, Mom.
Hold on one second.

323
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:37,068
Open the door, Joseph.

324
00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:40,029
Yeah. Yeah, okay.

325
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,240
There you go.

326
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:44,825
Bed. Sleep.

327
00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:46,869
Now.

328
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,498
Sweet dreams, Joseph.

329
00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:56,587
- He's gone.
- Did you get a trace?

330
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,966
- Yeah, we got him.
- Good.

331
00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:05,721
Okay.

332
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:16,482
Nice place, huh?

333
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,280
You heard of a hacker called
Acid Burn?

334
00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:25,658
- You know who he is?
- No. Don't know who he is.

335
00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:28,202
Do you?

336
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:32,373
Nikon.
Lord Nikon, this is...

337
00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:33,833
Crash Override.

338
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:36,419
Never heard of you.
Done anything?

339
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:38,879
No.

340
00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:40,923
Come on!

341
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,134
I hate this neighborhood.

342
00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:48,097
What? Your mom buy you
a "'puter" for Christmas?

343
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:51,517
- Does he know anything?
- Sure, man. He's elite.

344
00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,563
Come in.

345
00:30:58,441 --> 00:31:02,570
Uh, Nikon, can... can I crash
at your place tonight?

346
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,905
Again?

347
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:07,700
Yeah, sure.

348
00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:13,414
- Hackers penetrate
and ravage delicate

349
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,499
private and publicly-owned
computer systems,

350
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,418
infecting them with viruses

351
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:19,879
- and stealing materials...
- Who are these guys?

352
00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:22,840
- Agent Richard Gill.
You're hacker enemy number one, man.

353
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,884
- You're a boner.
- Thank you, Mr. Gill.

354
00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:27,636
Yo, showtime.
Showtime.

355
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,098
- Hey!

356
00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:33,059
- What's going on?
- Four...

357
00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:36,520
three, two, one...

358
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:39,899
Welcome to our show.

359
00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:42,610
- "Hack the Planet."
- "Hack the Planet"!

360
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,945
And for those late-night
hacks, Jolt Cola,

361
00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:47,031
the soft drink
of the elite hacker.

362
00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:50,326
- Who are these guys?
- That's Razor and Blade.

363
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,036
Razor and Blade.

364
00:31:52,286 --> 00:31:54,830
That's right.
This is a pay phone.

365
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:56,791
Don't ask.

366
00:31:57,041 --> 00:32:00,127
As you can see, this is just a simple
microcassette recorder.

367
00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:03,631
Hook it up to the phone
and drop in five bucks in quarters.

368
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:06,175
Record the tones
that the coins make,

369
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,135
then hang up
and get your money back.

370
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:10,971
And never again pay for a service
that would be dirt-cheap...

371
00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:13,474
if it weren't run by a bunch
of profiteering gluttons.

372
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:16,644
Remember, hacking is more
than just a crime.

373
00:32:16,894 --> 00:32:18,479
It's a survival trait.

374
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:20,648
♪ <i>Baby, I'm a real wild child</i> ♪

375
00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:22,525
♪ <i>I'm a wild one</i> ♪

376
00:32:22,775 --> 00:32:24,777
♪ <i>I'm a wild one.</i> ♪

377
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:30,032
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much.

378
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:35,830
Joey! Joey!
Thank you. Thank you.

379
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,374
- Freeze!
- What? What did I do?

380
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,167
- Get out of there! Come on, get out.
- What?

381
00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:42,753
- Joey?! Joey!
- Get in there. Get in.

382
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,755
- What? What?
- Sit down.

383
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,924
- Stay down there. Don't move.
- Lucy...!

384
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,552
- Joey!
- Where are you taking...? Give me my...?

385
00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:50,845
Joey!

386
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,148
- How is it going, Ray?
- Looks good, sir.

387
00:33:02,398 --> 00:33:04,108
We got an uncorrupted
hard drive.

388
00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:06,110
In English, please.

389
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,028
I didn't spend 10 years
protecting the president

390
00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:10,197
so I could finish my career
feeling like an idiot.

391
00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:12,450
I'm sorry, sir. We caught him
by surprise, so we don't think

392
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,452
he had enough time
to erase his computer files.

393
00:33:14,702 --> 00:33:16,704
Good. Good man. All right,
let's finish up here,

394
00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:18,914
- take him in for interrogation.
- All right, sir.

395
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,125
Agent Gill, can you spare
a moment of your time?

396
00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:23,043
Why, of course, Jennifer.

397
00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:24,795
- Joey.
- Mom.

398
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:27,173
- Just how dangerous
are hackers?

399
00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:30,092
- Well, hackers
penetrate and ravage

400
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,678
delicate private and publicly-owned
computer systems,

401
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,597
infecting them with viruses

402
00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:37,016
and stealing sensitive materials
for their own ends.

403
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:38,851
These people...
they're terrorists.

404
00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:41,770
- Joey.
- Thank you, Mr. Gill.

405
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,870
- Good morning, gentlemen.
- Good morning.

406
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,705
Please be seated.

407
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,541
I see we're still dressing
in the dark, Eugene.

408
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,835
Once again,

409
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,129
don't call me Eugene.

410
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,590
Our recent unknown intruder
penetrated

411
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:15,262
using a super user account,
giving him access to our whole system.

412
00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:18,182
Precisely what you're paid
to prevent.

413
00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:20,851
Someone didn't bother
reading my carefully-prepared memo

414
00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:22,811
on commonly used passwords.

415
00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:24,897
Now then, as I
so meticulously pointed out,

416
00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:26,774
the four most-used passwords are

417
00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:29,652
"love," "sex," "secret"

418
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,862
and "God."

419
00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:35,991
So would "Your Holiness"
care to change her password?

420
00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:40,204
A hacker planted the virus.

421
00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:43,082
Virus?

422
00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:47,419
Yesterday, the ballast program

423
00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,630
for a supertanker training model

424
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,882
mistakenly thought
the vessel was empty

425
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:54,093
and flooded its tanks.

426
00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:56,053
Excuse me?

427
00:34:56,303 --> 00:35:00,182
The little boat flipped over.

428
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,560
A virus planted within
the Gibson computer system

429
00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:04,520
claimed responsibility.

430
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,981
What, it left a note?

431
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:13,112
Unless $5 million are transferred

432
00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:15,739
to the following numbered account
in seven days,

433
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:19,118
I will capsize five tankers
in the Ellingson fleet.

434
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:21,620
- Is that...?
- That is the virus...

435
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,998
"Leonardo da Vinci."

436
00:35:24,248 --> 00:35:26,208
The problem is,
we have 26 ships at sea

437
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,210
and we don't know
which ones are infected.

438
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:32,339
Well then, put the ships' ballast
under manual control.

439
00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:34,925
There's no such thing
anymore, Duke.

440
00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:37,052
These ships are
totally computerized.

441
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,263
They rely
on satellite navigation,

442
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:42,182
which links them to our network...
and the virus...

443
00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:44,393
wherever they are in the world.

444
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,604
So what are we supposed to do?

445
00:35:46,854 --> 00:35:50,357
Well, luckily, you have a gifted
and talented security officer.

446
00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:52,568
I traced the hacker's call.

447
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,778
The Secret Service
picked him up this morning.

448
00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:57,239
I'll just search his files
for the original virus code,

449
00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,325
and then I can eliminate it.

450
00:35:59,575 --> 00:36:02,536
- Look, now we expect you
to get onto this right away, yeah?

451
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:05,164
- Yeah.
- Well, how soon?

452
00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,333
Well, we're working on it
as fast as we can.

453
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:10,461
This is a very common occurrence
in corporations as large as ours.

454
00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,713
- You have nothing to worry about.
- Yeah, right.

455
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:14,590
- You sure about that, Mr. The Plague?
- Yeah, the Secret Service

456
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,343
- is helping us out, 100%. Okay?
- Yeah, okay.

457
00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:19,470
- We'll be in touch.
- Talk to you later.

458
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,764
What the hell
was that all about?

459
00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:24,350
I had to move fast.
The hacker copied my garbage file.

460
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,393
What?

461
00:36:26,644 --> 00:36:29,229
I created Mr. da Vinci so we could
call in the Secret Service,

462
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,649
so they'd arrest the hacker,
seize his equipment...

463
00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:33,484
things that we can't do
on our own.

464
00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:35,778
- I don't want to go
to jail for this.

465
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:39,907
- Relax.
Think about the $25 million.

466
00:36:40,157 --> 00:36:42,951
But you've created a virus
that's gonna cause

467
00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:46,538
a worldwide ecological disaster

468
00:36:46,789 --> 00:36:49,458
just to arrest some hacker kid?

469
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,669
Basically, yeah, mm-hmm.

470
00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:54,797
- Jesus. You know, you're sick, Eugene.
- Shh, shh.

471
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:57,466
- I'll take care of this.
- All right, sir.

472
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:01,595
I can cancel it any time.
I don't need any program code.

473
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:04,181
But it's the perfect cover
to confiscate the disk

474
00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:07,851
and find out how much of that
garbage file has been copied.

475
00:37:08,102 --> 00:37:11,522
Get it!

476
00:37:11,772 --> 00:37:15,234
Why did I ever trust you?

477
00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:17,194
Get the file.

478
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:20,781
Otherwise you'll lose
all your toys.

479
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,540
Did you find the program
for the virus

480
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:31,834
on any of the disks
we confiscated?

481
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,460
No.

482
00:37:33,711 --> 00:37:36,213
He's either very smart
or very stupid.

483
00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:41,135
Then he stashed it somewhere,

484
00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:45,055
or he has an accomplice.

485
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:48,058
We'll release him until his indictment.
Keep tight surveillance

486
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:51,019
and see if he leads us
to your disk.

487
00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:58,986
- Unit 3, outside suspect
Joey Pardella's apartment.

488
00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:01,447
Nothing to report.
Suspect still grounded...

489
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:03,615
by his mother.

490
00:38:03,866 --> 00:38:05,659
Listen to this bullshit.

491
00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:07,619
"This is our world now...

492
00:38:07,870 --> 00:38:10,622
the world of the electron
and the switch,

493
00:38:10,873 --> 00:38:12,458
the beauty of the baud.

494
00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,835
We exist without nationality,

495
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:17,087
skin color or religious bias.

496
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:20,132
You wage wars, murder, cheat,

497
00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:22,843
lie to us and try to make us
believe it's for our own good,

498
00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:26,263
yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal.

499
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:29,183
My crime is that of curiosity.

500
00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:34,062
I am a hacker
and this is my manifesto."

501
00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:36,648
Eh? Right? Manifesto?

502
00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:40,694
"You may stop me,
but you can't stop us all."

503
00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:43,614
Now that's cool.

504
00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:45,365
Cool?

505
00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:47,201
- Yeah, cool.
- You think it's cool?

506
00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:48,994
- It's cool.

507
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:52,164
- It's not cool.
It's commie bullshit.

508
00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:53,999
- Yo, back off.
- Relax.

509
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,834
Back off!

510
00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:02,090
So what do you think?
Can I crash at your place tonight?

511
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:04,426
What is it with this guy?

512
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:07,930
His parents missed Woodstock
and he's been making up for it since.

513
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,182
Hey, you hear about Joey's bust?

514
00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:14,061
Yeah, probably had something to do
with that bank in Idaho.

515
00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:17,231
You think he could
hack a Gibson?

516
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:19,399
- Did you talk to him?
- No.

517
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:22,027
His mom said he's grounded
for his next three lifetimes.

518
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,863
He isn't to consort
with his computer friends.

519
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:28,033
The Secret Service
is really out to get him.

520
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:31,203
Hey, there's a big party tonight.
You want to go?

521
00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,831
It's at Kate's.

522
00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:35,374
Thought so.

523
00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:38,335
Oh, yeah.
A little pelvis and booty.

524
00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:41,505
A little pelvis and booty.

525
00:39:43,924 --> 00:39:46,343
Come on.
Come on. Let's go.

526
00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:56,103
That's right.
Come on.

527
00:39:56,353 --> 00:39:58,021
You want to fight?
Huh? Huh?

528
00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:00,315
- What the hell are you doing?

529
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,984
- Plague?
- Huh?

530
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:04,820
Plague!

531
00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,698
- Gill.
- I think we got something.

532
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,992
- Ugh.

533
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:12,119
Hard copy.

534
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,705
Dade Murphy.

535
00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,542
- Secret Service!
- Don't move!

536
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:22,462
- Christ, what are you?
- Shut up!

537
00:40:22,713 --> 00:40:25,716
- What are you doing? Get off me.
- Shut up. Shut your mouth.

538
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,802
Agh-hh!

539
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:31,680
Just sit on the bed and keep your hands
where we can see them.

540
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:35,851
The year was 1988,

541
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:40,856
and this nasty virus crashed
1500 systems in one day.

542
00:40:43,984 --> 00:40:46,320
- 1507.
- Wow.

543
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:49,031
- It got you seven years'
probation, no computer,

544
00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:50,949
couldn't even use
a touchtone phone.

545
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:56,538
Must have been hell,
huh, "Zero Cool"?

546
00:40:56,788 --> 00:41:00,834
A virus has been planted in
the Ellingson Mineral computer system.

547
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:03,795
You were our prime suspect

548
00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:07,424
till we trashed your stuff
and found no trace of it.

549
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,968
However, we've come to believe
that one Joey Pardella

550
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,346
is involved in this
Ellingson virus.

551
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:15,015
He, or perhaps his accomplice,
has a disk

552
00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:19,019
that Mr. Belford needs
to disable that virus.

553
00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:21,605
- We want you to help us find it.
- Gill?

554
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,078
Loser.

555
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,916
I can't believe you were only 11
when you wrote this.

556
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:46,421
It's quite an impressive virus.

557
00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:51,093
Dade...

558
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:54,388
I know how you might feel
about narc-ing on your friends,

559
00:41:54,638 --> 00:41:56,598
but we're hackers.

560
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,809
For us, there's no such thing

561
00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:01,228
as family and friends.

562
00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:03,480
We're each our own country

563
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:07,025
with temporary allies
and enemies.

564
00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:11,196
I'd like to make a treaty
with you.

565
00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:15,492
I'm... I'm sorry.
Who are you?

566
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:23,083
I'm the one who understands you.

567
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,044
Now can we be allies?

568
00:42:28,005 --> 00:42:29,798
Nah.

569
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:32,009
I don't play well with others.

570
00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:50,110
Shit! Come on!

571
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,405
Watch which friends
you do play with.

572
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:55,699
A record like yours
could land you in jail,

573
00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:59,494
get you kicked out of school.
No colleges would take you... no future,

574
00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,747
exiled from everyone

575
00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:04,332
and everything you love.

576
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:10,047
I'll be in touch.

577
00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:11,882
It's fine.

578
00:43:12,132 --> 00:43:14,092
Oh, and Dade,

579
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:16,344
try to stay
out of trouble, okay?

580
00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:18,847
Blow me.

581
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,474
Thank you.

582
00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:30,293
Her mom makes big bucks
writing self-help books for women,

583
00:44:30,544 --> 00:44:34,297
stuff like, "Women Who Love Men
Who Are Emotional Amoebae."

584
00:44:34,548 --> 00:44:36,299
That explains a lot.

585
00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:38,969
♪ <i>Something ain't right...</i> ♪

586
00:44:39,219 --> 00:44:41,179
- Hi.
- Hi.

587
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:43,515
♪ <i>I'm gonna get myself,
I'm gonna get myself</i> ♪

588
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:45,684
♪ <i>I'm gonna get myself
connected...</i> ♪

589
00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:47,310
Hit it, baby.

590
00:44:47,561 --> 00:44:49,146
Hit it, hit it, hit it,
hit it, hit it, hit it.

591
00:44:49,396 --> 00:44:51,106
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

592
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:54,776
- Look at that. Boom!
Big man, stepping in,

593
00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,653
stepping in
coming through. Ooh!

594
00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:59,865
Big man, big boots.
You look good, girl.

595
00:45:00,115 --> 00:45:03,326
I'll catch you later.

596
00:45:03,577 --> 00:45:05,537
Yo, what's up, Nikon?

597
00:45:05,787 --> 00:45:08,540
Phreak in the house, man.
Thanks, man.

598
00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:10,417
Dade, man, you made it.

599
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:12,794
Yo, yo, Houston,

600
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,629
we have lift-off.
Three o'clock... check it.

601
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,923
Don't look right away.
What's wrong with you?

602
00:45:17,174 --> 00:45:18,842
Look at her, man.
Look at that.

603
00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:21,469
-
Oh. Ooh!

604
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:26,308
Let's see. Lisa Blair.
26 East 7th Street, apartment 16.

605
00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:29,519
- 555-4817. Boom!
- Boo-yah!

606
00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:33,023
- How did you know that?
- I got a photographic memory.

607
00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:36,109
It's a curse.
Lisa!

608
00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:37,819
♪ <i>Stumble you might fall...</i> ♪

609
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,863
- Hey, how do you know my name?

610
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,326
Ooh, look at that pooper, man.

611
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:48,455
Spandex... it's a privilege,
not a right.

612
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,211
♪ <i>Ain't gonna go blind...</i> ♪

613
00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:58,173
Hi. My name is Vicki
and I'm an addict.

614
00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:01,927
Hi. My name's Hank
and I'm an addict.

615
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:05,805
Uh, my name's Joey, but, uh,

616
00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:07,515
I'm not an addict.

617
00:46:07,766 --> 00:46:09,851
No, no, really, really, really.
Listen. Listen. Look.

618
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:12,187
I got in trouble with my computer,
right? Okay?

619
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:15,023
My lawyer told the judge
that I'm an addict, but I'm not addicted

620
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,442
to my computer.
No, really, really,

621
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:21,571
I'm not an addict.
I'm not. I'm not.

622
00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:24,783
Can I get some more coffee?
Thank you.

623
00:46:34,668 --> 00:46:36,753
- Yo, check this out, guys.

624
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:39,631
This is insanely great.
It's got a 28.8 BPS modem.

625
00:46:39,881 --> 00:46:43,009
- Yeah? Display?
- Active matrix, man.

626
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:44,970
A million psychedelic colors.

627
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:47,681
Man, the baby is sweet.
Ooh.

628
00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:50,517
- I want it.
- I want it to have my children, man.

629
00:46:50,767 --> 00:46:52,602
Yeah, I bet it looks crispy
in the dark.

630
00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:55,772
Yo, hit the light.

631
00:46:59,401 --> 00:47:03,196
- Ooh.
- Oh, wow.

632
00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:13,540
- Shit.
- Shh.

633
00:47:13,790 --> 00:47:15,709
-
Come on. Yeah.

634
00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:18,044
- Was that her top?
- One-handed.

635
00:47:18,295 --> 00:47:20,755
Difficulty rating?

636
00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:23,717
Seven.

637
00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:26,594
- Baby.
- Wow.

638
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:30,515
Burn's "wetware"
matches her software.

639
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,642
- "Burn"?
- Shh.

640
00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:35,061
- What the...?
- What are you guys doing in here?

641
00:47:35,312 --> 00:47:37,897
I'm sorry. We're sorry.
Just checking out your fly laptop.

642
00:47:38,148 --> 00:47:41,359
It's hyped, you know.
You're in the butter zone now, baby.

643
00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:44,112
- Huh...?

644
00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:46,573
Yeah, it is.

645
00:47:46,823 --> 00:47:49,242
I want to triple the RAM,
all right?

646
00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:51,745
Ooh, "leopard boy."

647
00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:53,872
And the Decepticons.

648
00:47:54,122 --> 00:47:55,915
Kate, Kate,

649
00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:58,585
you're not going into that
computer shit now, right?

650
00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:00,003
One sec.

651
00:48:00,253 --> 00:48:02,213
Yeah. Later.

652
00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:06,801
- Yeah, right.
- The sensitive type.

653
00:48:08,178 --> 00:48:10,013
What is he doing in here?

654
00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:11,848
Relax, Burn.
He's my guest.

655
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,725
Burn?
You're "Acid Burn"?

656
00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:17,228
- You booted me out of OTV?
- What?

657
00:48:17,479 --> 00:48:19,272
I'm Crash Override.

658
00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:22,650
You're the moron
that's been invading my turf?

659
00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:25,111
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

660
00:48:25,362 --> 00:48:27,947
"Crash" and "Burn."

661
00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:42,003
Murphy kid turn you down?

662
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,131
I disguised myself
as an Alabama state trooper

663
00:48:45,382 --> 00:48:48,176
and penetrated the FBI NCIC.

664
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:50,011
Pervert.

665
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:52,806
What are you talking about?

666
00:48:54,641 --> 00:48:59,187
The FBI computer holds files
on 20 million Americans.

667
00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,606
I just hacked into it.

668
00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:03,608
Congratulations.

669
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:06,027
From here, I got access
to every piece of data

670
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:09,030
ever stored
on Dade Murphy's parents.

671
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,199
His parents separated
five years ago,

672
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:13,410
reconciled two years later,

673
00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:16,079
filed for divorce last year.
Custody battle.

674
00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:18,289
The boy chose
to go with his mother.

675
00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:21,126
So?

676
00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:24,087
So we get the mother...

677
00:49:24,337 --> 00:49:26,172
we get the boy.

678
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:54,826
♪ <i>This girl I know</i> ♪

679
00:49:55,076 --> 00:49:58,580
♪ <i>Needs some shelter</i> ♪

680
00:49:58,830 --> 00:50:03,543
♪ <i>She don't believe
anyone can help her</i> ♪

681
00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:06,045
♪ <i>She's doing so much harm</i> ♪

682
00:50:06,296 --> 00:50:08,923
♪ <i>Doing so much damage</i> ♪

683
00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:13,344
♪ <i>But you don't want
to get involved...</i> ♪

684
00:50:13,595 --> 00:50:15,430
What the hell are you doing?

685
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,765
It's cool.
I'm just looking.

686
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:22,020
- It's too much machine for you.
- Yeah?

687
00:50:32,489 --> 00:50:35,325
I hope you don't screw
like you type.

688
00:50:41,414 --> 00:50:44,250
It has a killer refresh rate.

689
00:50:44,501 --> 00:50:46,961
P6 chip.

690
00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:48,713
Triple the speed of the Pentium.

691
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:52,258
Yeah, it's not just the chip.
It has a PCI bus.

692
00:50:52,509 --> 00:50:55,345
But you knew that.

693
00:50:55,595 --> 00:50:57,347
Indeed.

694
00:50:57,597 --> 00:50:59,891
RISC architecture
is gonna change everything.

695
00:51:00,141 --> 00:51:02,894
Yeah. RISC is good.

696
00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:10,902
You sure this sweet machine's
not going to waste?

697
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:15,198
Crash Override.
What was it?

698
00:51:15,448 --> 00:51:17,450
"Mess with the best,

699
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,911
die like the rest"?

700
00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:22,455
Yeah.

701
00:51:26,376 --> 00:51:28,795
- Are you challenging me?
- Name your stakes.

702
00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:31,464
If I win,

703
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:33,633
you become my slave.

704
00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:38,471
- Your slave?
- You wish.

705
00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:40,974
You'll do shit work...
scan, crack copyrights...

706
00:51:41,224 --> 00:51:43,017
- whatever I want.
- Deal.

707
00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:46,437
- And if I win?
- Humph. Make it my first born.

708
00:51:46,688 --> 00:51:48,940
- Make it our first date.
- You're not gonna win.

709
00:51:49,190 --> 00:51:51,401
And you have to smile.

710
00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:54,112
I don't do "dates."

711
00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:58,324
But I don't lose either.
So you're on.

712
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:07,166
- So here's the deal.
The chosen contest...

713
00:52:07,417 --> 00:52:09,460
to hassle Secret Service Agent
Richard Gill

714
00:52:09,711 --> 00:52:11,671
and get one back for Joey.

715
00:52:16,968 --> 00:52:19,345
- Our decisions are final
by a vote of two to one.

716
00:52:19,596 --> 00:52:21,306
No appeals.

717
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:27,604
- The duel will last
until we declare a winner.

718
00:52:31,441 --> 00:52:33,151
- Use only the dial-up
access codes

719
00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:35,361
and passwords
in your collection.

720
00:52:35,612 --> 00:52:37,572
Can't ask for any help from us.

721
00:52:41,909 --> 00:52:43,995
You talkin' to me?

722
00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:48,583
- Any questions?
- Yeah.

723
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,377
Who's going to notify
his next of kin?

724
00:53:34,671 --> 00:53:36,255
What the...?

725
00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:46,599
All right, he's in
the personal ads.

726
00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:52,063
"Disappointed white male,
cross-dresser,

727
00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:56,734
looking for discreet friend
to bring dreams to reality.

728
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:59,237
Leather, lace and water sports.

729
00:53:59,487 --> 00:54:02,407
Transvestites
welcome."

730
00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:05,785
I know where you can stick it.
I... I know where you can stick it.

731
00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:08,037
- Hello?
- I want to lick your earlobes.

732
00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:10,206
I want to lick your lips.
I want to lick your toes.

733
00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:13,376
Oh, yeah, you want to lick?
You want to lick something? Lick this.

734
00:54:13,626 --> 00:54:16,796
- That's why they call me "Stallion."
- Oh, that's disgusting.

735
00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:19,006
- My heart is steaming for you.
- Oh.

736
00:54:19,257 --> 00:54:22,051
- I hope to spank you with my...
- I'll spank your ass.

737
00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:25,388
- ...turn you over and make you beg...
- Oh!

738
00:54:25,638 --> 00:54:27,598
- Ugh.
- Animal.

739
00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:11,851
Hey! Ow.

740
00:55:12,101 --> 00:55:14,228
Hey, hey, hey,
do you know who I am?

741
00:55:14,479 --> 00:55:16,272
Do you know who I am?
Ow!

742
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:41,464
- This is Accounting, sir.

743
00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:43,174
You inquired about an employee of ours,
Agent Richard Gill?

744
00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:45,426
Yes.

745
00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:48,763
- Our records indicate he's deceased.
- I'm what?!

746
00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:50,223
- Dead.
- Dead?

747
00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:52,892
Yeah, like rigor mortis,
habeas corpus.

748
00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:56,270
- Very impressive.
- Superhero-like even.

749
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,731
Yeah, whatever.

750
00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:01,734
What's the score?

751
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,405
- Tied.
- Oh, come on.

752
00:56:06,656 --> 00:56:09,450
What? What? Come on. Due to Mr. Gill's
untimely demise and all,

753
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,911
guess you two will have to
improvise the next round.

754
00:56:12,161 --> 00:56:13,579
Right.

755
00:56:14,622 --> 00:56:16,916
I win...

756
00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:19,418
you wear a dress on our date.

757
00:56:19,669 --> 00:56:23,089
And if I win... so do you.

758
00:56:27,802 --> 00:56:30,388
Deal.

759
00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:31,806
- Yes!

760
00:56:38,354 --> 00:56:40,690
♪ <i>Yeah, baby...</i> ♪

761
00:56:46,529 --> 00:56:48,948
♪ <i>Yeah, baby...</i> ♪

762
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:54,078
♪ <i>Yeah, baby...</i> ♪

763
00:57:00,126 --> 00:57:02,837
Oh...!

764
00:57:06,716 --> 00:57:08,718
Dade.

765
00:57:08,968 --> 00:57:13,723
I didn't know your size,
so I guessed.

766
00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:16,309
You are man enough to stick
with the deal, aren't you?

767
00:57:26,736 --> 00:57:28,863
Thanks.

768
00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:44,337
You wanted to know who I am,
Zero Cool?

769
00:57:44,587 --> 00:57:48,382
Well, let me explain
the new world order.

770
00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:53,179
Governments and corporations
need people like you... and me.

771
00:57:53,429 --> 00:57:55,765
We are samurai,

772
00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:58,142
the keyboard cowboys.

773
00:57:58,392 --> 00:58:00,353
And all those other people
out there,

774
00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:04,523
who have no idea what's going on,
are the cattle.

775
00:58:04,774 --> 00:58:06,651
Moo.

776
00:58:06,901 --> 00:58:09,153
I need your help.

777
00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,572
You need my help.

778
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,450
Let me help you earn your spurs.

779
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:17,203
Aw, think about it.

780
00:58:17,453 --> 00:58:20,456
Enjoy the laptop, Cool.

781
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:24,293
Tell me where the disk is.

782
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:34,387
You look pitiful.

783
00:58:35,638 --> 00:58:37,723
Okay, okay,

784
00:58:37,974 --> 00:58:40,643
you're not grounded anymore.

785
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:07,461
- Yo, what's up?
- Dude, dude, dude,

786
00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:09,296
I gotta talk to you, man.
Listen, listen, listen.

787
00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:11,257
- I copied a garbage file.
- Big deal.

788
00:59:11,507 --> 00:59:13,300
A garbage file's got
shit in it, Joey.

789
00:59:13,551 --> 00:59:15,428
No, no, it's, like, hot or something.
I don't know.

790
00:59:15,678 --> 00:59:18,347
Joey, a garbage file holds
miscellaneous data, junk.

791
00:59:18,597 --> 00:59:20,391
It's the stuff that's been
erased, man.

792
00:59:20,641 --> 00:59:22,685
I copied it
from Ellingson, okay?

793
00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:25,146
They're asking me about it, all right?
Will you take a look for me?

794
00:59:25,396 --> 00:59:26,897
Okay.

795
00:59:27,148 --> 00:59:29,608
Oh, shit, Joey.
You got a tail.

796
00:59:31,527 --> 00:59:33,529
Shit!

797
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:19,992
I am watching you.

798
01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:24,205
- Ramon, wake up.

799
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:25,623
- Hm...?

800
01:00:25,873 --> 01:00:28,375
Ramon?

801
01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:32,004
Wake up. Vámonos.
Time for school.

802
01:00:32,254 --> 01:00:34,590
Come on.

803
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,967
Don't move!

804
01:00:37,218 --> 01:00:39,220
- Don't move!
- Déjà vu.

805
01:00:39,470 --> 01:00:40,763
Ray Sanchez, you're under arrest

806
01:00:41,013 --> 01:00:43,224
under the Computer Fraud
and Abuse Act of 1986.

807
01:00:43,474 --> 01:00:45,601
¡La computadora de mierda!

808
01:00:48,270 --> 01:00:50,022
What are you waiting for?
Arrest me already.

809
01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:03,327
You get one call.

810
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:06,831
Uno.

811
01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:09,041
Understand?

812
01:01:22,388 --> 01:01:24,932
- Hello. Operator Services.

813
01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,226
Hello, Operator,
I'm having trouble dialing a number.

814
01:01:27,476 --> 01:01:29,687
- What number, please?
- 555-4202.

815
01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:32,565
- Just one moment.
- Thank you.

816
01:01:32,815 --> 01:01:34,233
- Hello.
- Hey, it's me.

817
01:01:34,483 --> 01:01:35,609
- Phreak?
- I'm freaking.

818
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:38,988
Joey wasn't making it up.
He really hacked into Ellingson.

819
01:01:39,238 --> 01:01:40,698
He gave me the disk with the file
he copied, and now I'm in jail.

820
01:01:40,948 --> 01:01:42,867
They're charging me
with some serious shit

821
01:01:43,117 --> 01:01:44,869
and there's stuff
I didn't even do, like, get this,

822
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:46,912
inserting some virus
called "da Vinci."

823
01:01:47,163 --> 01:01:48,789
And they keep asking
about you guys.

824
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,417
- You think they're gonna bust us?
- Yeah.

825
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,669
You'd better figure out what's
on that disk, 'cause we're being framed.

826
01:01:53,919 --> 01:01:56,172
It's in that place where I put
that thing that time...?

827
01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:34,460
Hi.

828
01:02:34,710 --> 01:02:36,921
And now I see
what all the fuss is about.

829
01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:44,762
Hey, you have company.

830
01:02:48,015 --> 01:02:50,517
- It's a nice room.
- We need your help.

831
01:02:52,311 --> 01:02:56,065
Do my ears deceive me?

832
01:02:56,315 --> 01:02:58,192
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Truce, you guys.

833
01:02:58,442 --> 01:03:00,319
Listen, we got a higher
purpose here, right?

834
01:03:00,569 --> 01:03:02,529
A wake-up call
for the Nintendo generation.

835
01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:04,531
We demand free access to data.

836
01:03:04,782 --> 01:03:07,076
Well, it comes
with some responsibility.

837
01:03:07,326 --> 01:03:09,411
"When I was a child,
I spake as a child,

838
01:03:09,662 --> 01:03:11,622
I understood as a child.
I thought as a child.

839
01:03:11,872 --> 01:03:14,875
But when I became a man,
I put away childish things."

840
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,794
What?

841
01:03:17,044 --> 01:03:20,547
It's Corinthians 1,
Chapter 13, verse 11.

842
01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:23,008
You know, duh.
Come on.

843
01:03:26,095 --> 01:03:28,847
Phreak and Joey
are being framed.

844
01:03:29,098 --> 01:03:31,392
We need your help to figure out
what's on this disk.

845
01:03:31,642 --> 01:03:33,519
I can't.

846
01:03:33,769 --> 01:03:35,396
Everybody who touches that thing
gets busted.

847
01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:38,357
I can't afford to get arrested.
I'm sorry.

848
01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:44,738
Maybe I should just go
to the bathroom or something.

849
01:03:52,705 --> 01:03:55,624
What is it with you?
I know we've been playing games,

850
01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:59,712
but we're supposed to be on the
same side, and we really need your help.

851
01:04:01,422 --> 01:04:03,090
I really need your help.

852
01:04:04,675 --> 01:04:06,927
I'm sorry. I can't.

853
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:10,723
Look,

854
01:04:10,973 --> 01:04:13,851
well, could you just make
a copy of the disk

855
01:04:14,101 --> 01:04:16,770
and just hide it in case we get
busted, so we have something

856
01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:19,440
to give our lawyers, something
that hasn't been tampered with?

857
01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:21,442
Can you do that?

858
01:04:23,444 --> 01:04:26,530
Listen, you guys, help yourself
to anything in the fridge.

859
01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:28,407
Cereal has.

860
01:04:28,657 --> 01:04:30,326
Thank you.

861
01:04:33,662 --> 01:04:38,083
- Okay. I'll copy it.
- Okay, thank you.

862
01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:47,301
- The girl...
the girl has the disk I need.

863
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:51,055
I told you, I don't
play well with others.

864
01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:53,849
Turn on your laptop.

865
01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:56,560
Set it to receive a file.

866
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:06,236
Lauren Murphy is now

867
01:05:06,487 --> 01:05:08,739
a wanted felon in the state
of Washington.

868
01:05:08,989 --> 01:05:13,494
Forgery, embezzlement,
two drug convictions,

869
01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:15,704
- plus she jumped parole.

870
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,915
When she's arrested,
she will not have a trial.

871
01:05:18,165 --> 01:05:22,127
She will not pass "Go."
She will go directly to jail.

872
01:05:22,378 --> 01:05:25,130
Then I change this file
back to the original,

873
01:05:25,381 --> 01:05:28,050
and your mom disappears.

874
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:29,843
- That's bullshit.

875
01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:32,096
What can I tell you?

876
01:05:32,346 --> 01:05:34,932
Computers never lie, kid.

877
01:05:35,182 --> 01:05:37,142
Your mom will be
arrested at work.

878
01:05:37,393 --> 01:05:41,105
She'll be handcuffed
and later strip-searched.

879
01:05:41,355 --> 01:05:43,690
You lay a finger on her,
and I'll kill you.

880
01:05:43,941 --> 01:05:46,985
Kid, don't threaten me.

881
01:05:47,236 --> 01:05:49,822
There are worse things
than death,

882
01:05:50,072 --> 01:05:52,032
and I can do all of them.

883
01:06:31,363 --> 01:06:34,032
- Talk to me.
- I got it.

884
01:06:34,283 --> 01:06:35,909
But, listen, Kate didn't know
what's on it.

885
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,412
I mean, she came to me
to figure it out.

886
01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:41,874
She's not the one who planted the virus.
You leave her alone.

887
01:06:42,124 --> 01:06:44,710
Hey, don't worry, kid.

888
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,337
If she's innocent,
she'll be fine.

889
01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:52,134
Your mommy is safe now, okay?

890
01:08:15,384 --> 01:08:17,803
- Kate, listen.
- Hold on.

891
01:08:18,053 --> 01:08:20,722
- I have to tell you something.
- Hold on a sec.

892
01:08:20,973 --> 01:08:24,059
- This is so lean and clean.
- It's like a hacker wrote it.

893
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,562
- Come here.
Look at this.

894
01:08:26,812 --> 01:08:28,981
Man, this thing is tense.

895
01:08:29,231 --> 01:08:31,525
Lookit.
That's ill, man.

896
01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,735
It's incomplete.

897
01:08:33,986 --> 01:08:37,114
It's taking forever and a day
to figure out.

898
01:08:37,364 --> 01:08:39,324
I'll make some coffee.

899
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,954
Tag, you're in.

900
01:10:03,742 --> 01:10:05,994
-
it isn't a virus. It's a worm.

901
01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:07,329
What's this one eat?

902
01:10:07,579 --> 01:10:09,623
It nibbles.
You see all of this?

903
01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:12,959
This is every financial transaction
Ellingson conducts, yeah?

904
01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:16,380
From million-dollar deals to the
10 bucks that some guy pays for gas.

905
01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:18,840
The worm eats a few cents
from each transaction.

906
01:10:19,091 --> 01:10:21,468
And no one's caught it
because the money isn't really gone.

907
01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:23,428
It's just data
being shifted around.

908
01:10:23,679 --> 01:10:25,764
And when the worm's ready,
it zips out with the money

909
01:10:26,014 --> 01:10:27,182
and erases its tracks.

910
01:10:27,432 --> 01:10:29,184
Joey got cut off
before he got to that part.

911
01:10:29,434 --> 01:10:31,812
Check it out.
By this point, it's already running

912
01:10:32,062 --> 01:10:34,356
at, what, twice the speed
as when it started?

913
01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:36,400
- Right, and at this rate,
it ends its run in...

914
01:10:36,650 --> 01:10:38,610
- Two days.
- Judging by this segment alone,

915
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:42,030
- it's already eaten about...
- 21 .8 million bucks, man.

916
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,324
Whoever wrote this

917
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:46,368
needs somebody to take the fall,

918
01:10:46,618 --> 01:10:49,287
and that's Phreak
and that's Joey and that's us.

919
01:10:49,538 --> 01:10:51,498
We gotta get the rest of the file,
so we can find out

920
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:53,917
where the money is going
before the worm disappears,

921
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,128
so we can find out
who created it.

922
01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:58,296
- I know. I know who wrote it.
- What?

923
01:10:58,547 --> 01:11:00,882
This Ellingson security creep.

924
01:11:01,133 --> 01:11:03,593
I gave him a copy
of the disk you gave me.

925
01:11:03,844 --> 01:11:05,429
- What?
- You what?

926
01:11:05,679 --> 01:11:07,389
I didn't know what was on it.

927
01:11:07,639 --> 01:11:10,726
Oh, man.
That's universally stupid, man.

928
01:11:10,976 --> 01:11:14,062
Yo, man.
You're an amateur, man.

929
01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:16,773
- Why did he come to you?
- I've got a record.

930
01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:19,276
I was Zero Cool.

931
01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:23,447
Zero Cool... crashed
1507 systems in one day...

932
01:11:23,697 --> 01:11:25,699
the biggest crash in history,

933
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:29,202
front page of "The New York Times,"
August 10, 1988.

934
01:11:29,453 --> 01:11:31,663
I thought you was black, man.

935
01:11:31,913 --> 01:11:34,624
Yo, man, this is Zero Cool!

936
01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:36,877
- Oh, shit!
- That's far out.

937
01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:39,588
This is Zero Cool, man.

938
01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:42,674
Yeah, well, that's great.
There goes MIT.

939
01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:44,968
- I'll make it up!
- Yeah? How?

940
01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:47,179
I'll hack the Gibson.

941
01:11:47,429 --> 01:11:49,514
Dude, they'll trace you
like that, man.

942
01:11:49,765 --> 01:11:51,767
The cops are gonna find you, they're
gonna find you with a smoking gun.

943
01:11:52,017 --> 01:11:54,436
- Fucked if I care, man.
- Even if you had the password,

944
01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:57,898
it'd take you 10 minutes to get in,
and you still gotta find the files, man.

945
01:11:58,148 --> 01:12:00,650
I mean, the cops would
have you in five minutes.

946
01:12:00,901 --> 01:12:03,236
Oh, wow.
We are fried.

947
01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:05,906
Never send a boy
to do a woman's job.

948
01:12:06,156 --> 01:12:08,116
With me, we can do it in seven.

949
01:12:08,366 --> 01:12:10,952
You're both screwed.
I help... we do it in six.

950
01:12:11,203 --> 01:12:13,163
Jesus, I gotta save
all your asses.

951
01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:15,332
I help... we can do
it in five minutes, man.

952
01:12:15,582 --> 01:12:17,959
Okay, let's go shopping.

953
01:12:18,210 --> 01:12:20,253
Whoo-hoo! Boom!

954
01:12:45,779 --> 01:12:47,906
You know...

955
01:12:48,156 --> 01:12:50,116
if I didn't live
by a strict code of honor,

956
01:12:50,367 --> 01:12:52,536
I might take advantage
of this situation...

957
01:12:52,786 --> 01:12:55,121
erotically, as it were.

958
01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:21,898
All right, hold it right there!

959
01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:28,488
Shit!

960
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:31,116
My subway defense system.

961
01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:38,707
He's way down there.

962
01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:41,084
Ta-da!

963
01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:44,379
Yo, brain-dead... the manual!

964
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,214
Oops.

965
01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:52,178
- Hey!

966
01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:54,556
Truck!

967
01:13:57,017 --> 01:13:58,768
Find it?

968
01:13:59,019 --> 01:14:00,979
Oh, the phone's all right.

969
01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:03,607
The problem must be
somewhere else.

970
01:14:43,188 --> 01:14:48,068
- They had a large chunk
of the garbage file?

971
01:14:49,486 --> 01:14:51,029
How much do they know?

972
01:14:51,279 --> 01:14:53,823
Not everything,
but enough to implicate us.

973
01:14:54,074 --> 01:14:56,117
You said the worm
was untraceable.

974
01:14:56,368 --> 01:14:58,370
Yeah, to civilians.

975
01:14:58,620 --> 01:15:00,705
But they're hackers.
But don't worry.

976
01:15:00,956 --> 01:15:03,458
All we have to do is launch
the da Vinci virus.

977
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:07,087
- And then they'll all be put away.
- Launch the da Vinci virus?

978
01:15:07,337 --> 01:15:08,922
You can't do that.

979
01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:11,007
No one believes the guilty.

980
01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:13,885
Besides, by the time
they realize the truth,

981
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:17,097
we'll be long gone
with all of our money.

982
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:20,308
Look, there is
no right and wrong.

983
01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:24,437
There's only fun and boring.

984
01:15:24,688 --> 01:15:28,191
A 30-year prison sentence
sounds pretty dull to me.

985
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,402
Who do you prefer serves it...

986
01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:32,821
us or them?

987
01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:53,425
Unless $5 million are transferred

988
01:15:53,675 --> 01:15:55,885
to the following numbered account
in seven days,

989
01:15:56,136 --> 01:15:59,139
I will capsize five tankers
in the Ellingson fleet.

990
01:15:59,389 --> 01:16:01,683
- The virus goes off
tomorrow morning at 10:30,

991
01:16:01,933 --> 01:16:04,644
and those hackers tried
to get into our system again.

992
01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:07,689
At this point, I insist you take
more strenuous action,

993
01:16:07,939 --> 01:16:12,027
or Ellingson Mineral will hold
the Secret Service responsible.

994
01:16:15,864 --> 01:16:18,700
Get me arrest warrants
on Kate Libby, alias "Acid Burn,"

995
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:21,703
Emmanuel Goldstein,
alias "Cereal Killer,"

996
01:16:21,953 --> 01:16:23,913
Dade Murphy,
alias "Crash Override,"

997
01:16:24,164 --> 01:16:26,124
also known as "Zero Cool,"

998
01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:29,252
and Paul Cook,
alias "Lord Nikon."

999
01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:32,505
We pick them up
tomorrow morning at 9:00.

1000
01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:35,550
Snoop onto them...

1001
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,136
As they snoop onto us.

1002
01:16:42,557 --> 01:16:46,394
- Yeah, it's Kate.
- Hey, Burn,

1003
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,646
we got a little problem here.

1004
01:17:05,622 --> 01:17:08,124
- All right, so what have we got?
- Well, we have 50 passwords,

1005
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:10,877
plus whatever "Polaroid-head" here
got inside Ellingson.

1006
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,088
Well, I got a lot, all right?

1007
01:17:13,338 --> 01:17:16,716
I don't know how many,
but... my head hurts.

1008
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:18,968
Yo, yo, yo, check this out.

1009
01:17:19,219 --> 01:17:21,429
- Hey, what's "da Vinci virus"?
- What?

1010
01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:23,890
Check this out. It's a memo
about how they're gonna deal

1011
01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:26,309
with those oil spills
that happen on the 14th.

1012
01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:28,520
- What oil spills?

1013
01:17:28,770 --> 01:17:32,607
Whoa, whoa.
Yo, brain-dead, today is the 13th.

1014
01:17:32,857 --> 01:17:34,818
Well, this hasn't happened yet.

1015
01:17:35,068 --> 01:17:38,613
Wait a minute. The 14th... that's
the same day the worm ends its run.

1016
01:17:38,863 --> 01:17:40,824
I mean, da Vinci virus...

1017
01:17:41,074 --> 01:17:43,576
didn't Phreak say
that's what he's being charged with?

1018
01:17:43,827 --> 01:17:47,288
Look. "infecting ballast programs
of Ellingson tankers."

1019
01:17:47,539 --> 01:17:50,708
- They blame hackers.
- Damn!

1020
01:17:50,959 --> 01:17:54,462
A worm and a virus?
The plot thickens.

1021
01:17:59,926 --> 01:18:02,137
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going, huh?

1022
01:18:02,387 --> 01:18:04,055
I got an idea.

1023
01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:06,474
Look, we got a few hours, right,
till we get arrested?

1024
01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:09,561
So just stay low.
I'm gonna go get some help.

1025
01:18:09,811 --> 01:18:11,855
I'll beep you, okay?

1026
01:18:12,105 --> 01:18:13,690
Shit.

1027
01:18:13,940 --> 01:18:15,942
Are you coming?

1028
01:18:18,778 --> 01:18:21,114
May the Force be with you, man.

1029
01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:51,644
There they are!

1030
01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:55,106
- Razor and Blade?
They're flakes!

1031
01:18:55,356 --> 01:18:58,693
They're elites.
Let's get 'em.

1032
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,087
Good morning, Vietnam!
Ha-ha!

1033
01:19:25,678 --> 01:19:28,389
Aw, yeah.

1034
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:31,267
This is once again the man
that threw this party.

1035
01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:33,353
I'm doin' this.

1036
01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:35,980
♪ <i>My style is quadruple
damage for MCs</i> ♪

1037
01:19:36,231 --> 01:19:38,483
♪ <i>I'll make 'em huff 'n' puff
like mufflers from Meineke</i> ♪

1038
01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:41,152
♪ <i>Human exhaust,
you wanted to get lost</i> ♪

1039
01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:43,738
♪ <i>Rhymes plus Exxon ride brains
like Alain Prost</i> ♪

1040
01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:46,032
♪ <i>You MC clowns, I blaze towns</i> ♪

1041
01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,409
♪ <i>I dragwheel skulls I leave
with speed and dust clouds...</i> ♪

1042
01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:51,037
- Hey, come on, get off the stage.
- Razor and Blade...

1043
01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,957
I gotta talk to those guys.
Hey, hey, hey!

1044
01:19:54,207 --> 01:19:56,251
♪ <i>Jive and babble,
throw heavy Scrabble</i> ♪

1045
01:19:56,501 --> 01:19:58,544
♪ <i>Sparkles plus the bubbles
plus the flavor like Snapple</i> ♪

1046
01:19:58,795 --> 01:20:01,089
♪ <i>All you so-called rebels,
heavy-metal cattle</i> ♪

1047
01:20:01,339 --> 01:20:03,716
♪ <i>Some horses got force,
but I simply tame with saddle...</i> ♪

1048
01:20:03,967 --> 01:20:06,427
♪ <i>You struggle with my tempo,
you ain't got good grief!</i> ♪

1049
01:20:06,678 --> 01:20:08,846
♪ <i>Brothers amazed,
keep 'em all in a daze</i> ♪

1050
01:20:09,097 --> 01:20:11,057
♪ <i>With the wild funk blaze,
good grief!</i> ♪

1051
01:20:17,105 --> 01:20:19,732
I lost them.

1052
01:20:20,942 --> 01:20:22,986
Where were you?

1053
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:39,377
I don't like this.

1054
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:46,217
I definitely don't like this.

1055
01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,970
- What do you want?

1056
01:20:49,220 --> 01:20:51,389
Um...

1057
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:54,767
we come in peace?

1058
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:59,397
We need your help,
if you're up to it.

1059
01:20:59,647 --> 01:21:02,900
She's buff, ballsy.

1060
01:21:03,151 --> 01:21:06,154
- Let's keep her.
- Waste the dude.

1061
01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:15,079
A virus called da Vinci
will cause oil spills

1062
01:21:15,330 --> 01:21:17,790
at 10:30 a.m.
Eastern Time tomorrow.

1063
01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:20,793
It's somehow connected with the worm
that's stealing the money.

1064
01:21:21,044 --> 01:21:22,920
We need your help
to overload the Gibson

1065
01:21:23,171 --> 01:21:25,798
so we can kill the da Vinci virus
and download the worm program.

1066
01:21:26,049 --> 01:21:28,968
She's rabid but cute.

1067
01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:32,305
See, we're very busy.

1068
01:21:32,555 --> 01:21:35,641
A TV network
that wishes to remain nameless

1069
01:21:35,892 --> 01:21:38,728
has expressed an interest
in our show.

1070
01:21:38,978 --> 01:21:41,773
Let's go, Kate.

1071
01:21:43,941 --> 01:21:45,985
Wait.

1072
01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,654
Nobody said no.

1073
01:21:48,905 --> 01:21:50,615
But you are going to need more

1074
01:21:50,865 --> 01:21:52,742
than just two
media icons like us.

1075
01:21:52,992 --> 01:21:54,535
You need an army.

1076
01:21:54,786 --> 01:21:58,247
- That's it... an electronic army.

1077
01:21:58,498 --> 01:22:01,334
If I were us,
I'd get on the Internet,

1078
01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:03,628
send out a major
distress signal.

1079
01:22:03,878 --> 01:22:05,838
"Hackers of the world,
unite."

1080
01:22:06,089 --> 01:22:08,674
How are you gonna
take care of the cops?

1081
01:22:26,943 --> 01:22:29,320
Yo, I'm blowing up.

1082
01:22:29,570 --> 01:22:32,365
It's Kate, Grand Central.
Let's hit it.

1083
01:23:34,385 --> 01:23:37,138
The light is green!

1084
01:23:40,433 --> 01:23:43,686
You're the man, baby.
You're the man!

1085
01:24:04,874 --> 01:24:06,459
- Hey, Joey, you made it!

1086
01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:09,670
-
Joe! Joey!

1087
01:24:11,839 --> 01:24:14,175
All right, listen up. Use your best
viruses to buy us some time.

1088
01:24:14,425 --> 01:24:16,385
We have to get into Plague's file
and copy the worm.

1089
01:24:18,763 --> 01:24:20,097
All right, that was a little
tension-breaker.

1090
01:24:20,348 --> 01:24:21,474
That had to be done, all right?

1091
01:24:21,724 --> 01:24:22,892
- Cereal?
- Yeah?

1092
01:24:23,142 --> 01:24:24,560
- Go fix the phones.
- Roger.

1093
01:24:26,187 --> 01:24:28,397
- Joey, take his place.

1094
01:24:28,648 --> 01:24:31,609
- What, me?
- Take his place, man. Do it.

1095
01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:33,986
- You can do it. Just do it.
- Cereal, we're counting on you.

1096
01:24:34,237 --> 01:24:35,613
- Just do it.
- Ready?

1097
01:24:35,863 --> 01:24:38,533
- Yeah.
- All right, let's boot up.

1098
01:25:11,899 --> 01:25:13,859
- I'm shut down completely.
- Green light.

1099
01:25:14,110 --> 01:25:16,070
When the green light's blinking,
there's something wrong.

1100
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,281
Wo-My computer just crashed.

1101
01:25:21,826 --> 01:25:23,411
- Printers...

1102
01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:27,832
- Oh, my God...! I don't know.

1103
01:25:31,586 --> 01:25:33,713
- Viruses everywhere.

1104
01:25:33,963 --> 01:25:35,756
- What is it? What's wrong?

1105
01:25:36,007 --> 01:25:37,883
- Nothing. It's just a minor glitch.

1106
01:25:38,134 --> 01:25:39,302
- A minor glitch with you

1107
01:25:39,552 --> 01:25:41,470
seems to turn into
a major catastrophe.

1108
01:25:47,435 --> 01:25:50,813
- There's a new virus in the database.
- What's happening?

1109
01:25:51,063 --> 01:25:53,149
- It's replicating, eating up memory.
What do I do?

1110
01:25:53,399 --> 01:25:56,652
Type "cookie," you idiot.
I'll head them off at the pass.

1111
01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:03,492
- We have a "zero bug"
attacking all log-in and overlay files.

1112
01:26:03,743 --> 01:26:06,787
Run antivirus.
Give me a systems display.

1113
01:26:07,038 --> 01:26:09,123
-
Now we've lost sections 6 through 26.

1114
01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:11,000
No, make that 10 to 40.

1115
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:14,837
- And 1 through 6.
- Die, dickweeds.

1116
01:26:18,466 --> 01:26:20,176
- A rabbit
is in the administration system.

1117
01:26:20,426 --> 01:26:23,554
- Send a flu shot.
- Rabbit? Flu shot? Someone talk to me.

1118
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,223
- A "rabbit" replicates
till it overloads a file,

1119
01:26:26,474 --> 01:26:29,435
- then it spreads like cancer.
- Cancer?

1120
01:26:30,728 --> 01:26:33,981
♪ <i>Row, row, row your boat</i> ♪

1121
01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:36,734
♪ <i>Gently down the stream</i> ♪

1122
01:26:36,984 --> 01:26:39,320
♪ <i>Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily</i> ♪

1123
01:26:39,570 --> 01:26:42,323
♪ <i>Life is but a dream</i> ♪

1124
01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:46,535
♪ <i>- Row, row, row your boat...</i> ♪
- Whoa. Crawling halt.

1125
01:26:46,786 --> 01:26:48,371
It's the Gibson.
It's finding us too fast.

1126
01:27:04,011 --> 01:27:06,889
Man, there's too many garbage files.
I need more time.

1127
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:16,232
They're at Grand Central Station,
lower level.

1128
01:27:16,482 --> 01:27:18,442
Don't screw up.

1129
01:27:18,693 --> 01:27:20,861
Go! Get out of here!
Everybody, let's move!

1130
01:27:21,112 --> 01:27:22,905
- Move it!
- Let's go!

1131
01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:25,032
Get the hell out of the way.
Come on.

1132
01:27:25,282 --> 01:27:27,243
30 seconds.
Move it.

1133
01:27:31,539 --> 01:27:33,082
Game's over.

1134
01:27:33,332 --> 01:27:35,126
Last chance to get out of this
without a prison sentence.

1135
01:27:35,376 --> 01:27:38,003
You're not good enough
to beat me, you little shit.

1136
01:27:38,254 --> 01:27:41,465
Yeah, maybe I'm not.
But we are, you asshole.

1137
01:27:41,716 --> 01:27:44,093
- Give it up.
- Three minutes to capsize.

1138
01:27:44,343 --> 01:27:47,471
Just give it up.

1139
01:27:49,306 --> 01:27:52,309
Are we fashionably late?

1140
01:27:57,773 --> 01:27:59,775
Okay, let's go.

1141
01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:04,113
Okay.

1142
01:28:08,659 --> 01:28:10,035
Si, sono pronta.

1143
01:28:10,286 --> 01:28:12,246
Andiamo.

1144
01:29:06,509 --> 01:29:09,804
We have massive infection,
multiple GPI and FSI viruses.

1145
01:29:10,054 --> 01:29:12,515
It's coming in from remote nodes.
They're going for the Kernal!

1146
01:29:12,765 --> 01:29:15,017
- "Colonel" who?
- The system command processor.

1147
01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:18,437
- It's the brain.
- Cancer, brain. Brain, cancer.

1148
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:22,441
- Belf, what's going on?
- In short, Duke, a shitstorm.

1149
01:29:24,652 --> 01:29:26,362
Move! Go!

1150
01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:31,951
Move! Move! Move!

1151
01:29:32,201 --> 01:29:33,536
- Did they call the police...?

1152
01:29:33,786 --> 01:29:36,497
- Get out of the way!

1153
01:30:07,653 --> 01:30:09,530
I found it.

1154
01:30:09,780 --> 01:30:11,740
I found it!

1155
01:30:35,848 --> 01:30:38,809
This is the end, my friend.

1156
01:30:40,144 --> 01:30:42,104
Thank you for calling.

1157
01:30:44,857 --> 01:30:46,817
Oh, shit.
He got me.

1158
01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:49,111
Yo, Joey's getting stupid busy.

1159
01:30:49,361 --> 01:30:50,905
- Come on, out of my way,
my man.

1160
01:30:51,155 --> 01:30:53,157
Joey, I need you to drop your virus,
go after the worm.

1161
01:30:53,407 --> 01:30:55,534
- You're the closest.
- Out of the way, people!

1162
01:30:55,784 --> 01:30:59,163
It's "root, slash, period,
workspace,

1163
01:30:59,413 --> 01:31:02,041
slash, period,
garbage, period."

1164
01:31:05,419 --> 01:31:07,379
Out of the way!
Let's go.

1165
01:31:07,630 --> 01:31:10,174
Out of the way!
Out of the way!

1166
01:31:10,424 --> 01:31:12,551
Get out of the way!
Freeze!

1167
01:31:16,180 --> 01:31:18,349
Aw!
Oh, come on!

1168
01:31:40,704 --> 01:31:42,164
- Ha!

1169
01:31:42,414 --> 01:31:45,918
All right.
Good job.

1170
01:31:46,168 --> 01:31:48,879
- Kill the Gibson.
- Roger that.

1171
01:31:54,468 --> 01:31:57,221
Come on, you son of a bitch.
Is that all you got, huh?

1172
01:31:57,471 --> 01:32:00,182
Come on!
Let's see what else you can do!

1173
01:32:00,432 --> 01:32:02,685
You talking to me, huh?!

1174
01:32:02,935 --> 01:32:05,270
Are you nuts?
Come at me.

1175
01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:10,818
- They're in the Kernal.

1176
01:32:11,068 --> 01:32:14,613
Help me...!

1177
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:17,533
- The tankers
have stopped capsizing.

1178
01:32:17,783 --> 01:32:20,703
- The ballast tanks are empty.
We should be okay.

1179
01:32:34,299 --> 01:32:35,926
Little pissant.

1180
01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,733
Yes!

1181
01:32:50,983 --> 01:32:53,318
- We did it.
- Let's get out of here.

1182
01:32:53,569 --> 01:32:56,780
Freeze!

1183
01:32:57,031 --> 01:33:01,201
Train departing track number 24...

1184
01:33:11,420 --> 01:33:13,213
- Keep it moving.
Come on, come on.

1185
01:33:13,464 --> 01:33:14,715
What are you waiting on?
Let's go.

1186
01:33:14,965 --> 01:33:16,216
They're trashing
our rights, man!

1187
01:33:16,467 --> 01:33:18,594
They're trashing
the flow of data!

1188
01:33:18,844 --> 01:33:21,764
They're trashing!
Trashing!

1189
01:33:22,014 --> 01:33:24,391
Trashing!

1190
01:33:24,641 --> 01:33:26,268
Hack the planet!

1191
01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:28,479
- Hack the planet!
- Shut up and get in the car.

1192
01:33:28,729 --> 01:33:32,024
Hack the planet!
Hack the planet!

1193
01:33:39,698 --> 01:33:41,700
- Hello?
- We caught them.

1194
01:33:41,950 --> 01:33:43,952
- Good.
- Red-handed.

1195
01:33:44,203 --> 01:33:47,164
You won't be having
any more trouble from them.

1196
01:34:00,511 --> 01:34:02,596
Me, all right?
I did it.

1197
01:34:02,846 --> 01:34:04,890
She knows shit about computers.

1198
01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:08,393
She's just my girlfriend.

1199
01:34:11,188 --> 01:34:13,440
I suggest you modify
your attitude,

1200
01:34:13,690 --> 01:34:15,484
because you are floating

1201
01:34:15,734 --> 01:34:17,486
and I'm about to flush your ass.

1202
01:34:19,822 --> 01:34:22,491
- You've got a Mrs. Murphy
to see you, sir.

1203
01:34:29,206 --> 01:34:31,166
Are you crazy?
What are you doing?

1204
01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:33,544
I'm trying to help you.

1205
01:34:38,507 --> 01:34:41,927
- Dade.
- What?

1206
01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:44,721
Thanks for your help.

1207
01:34:49,643 --> 01:34:52,104
- Your son is in big trouble.

1208
01:34:52,354 --> 01:34:53,939
He has violated his probation

1209
01:34:54,189 --> 01:34:56,441
and he has engaged
in criminal activity.

1210
01:34:56,692 --> 01:34:59,153
My son happens to be a genius.

1211
01:34:59,403 --> 01:35:01,363
He understands
something happening today

1212
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,657
that you won't comprehend
if you live to be a hundred.

1213
01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:06,451
And he would never use
what he knows to harm a living soul.

1214
01:35:06,702 --> 01:35:08,537
The news crew
you requested is here.

1215
01:35:08,787 --> 01:35:11,039
Oh, good. 'Cause I have
a few things to tell them.

1216
01:35:11,290 --> 01:35:14,710
Your son is facing 30 felony counts
in an ongoing investigation.

1217
01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:17,254
You face possible arrest
if you do that.

1218
01:35:17,504 --> 01:35:19,798
Mister, I don't care
if I face certain death.

1219
01:35:20,048 --> 01:35:22,843
-
Mrs. Murphy stays right here.

1220
01:35:23,093 --> 01:35:26,680
Oh, wow. She's great.

1221
01:35:28,098 --> 01:35:29,766
Yeah.

1222
01:35:30,017 --> 01:35:32,311
...and attacked the Ellingson's
computer network.

1223
01:35:32,561 --> 01:35:35,272
Is this the last we've seen
of this type of high-tech espionage?

1224
01:35:35,522 --> 01:35:37,191
Well, I'm afraid not.

1225
01:35:37,441 --> 01:35:40,068
Hackers are a grave threat
to the national security.

1226
01:35:40,319 --> 01:35:42,196
This incident just proves
without a doubt

1227
01:35:42,446 --> 01:35:44,698
that we need
increased funding to stop...

1228
01:35:44,948 --> 01:35:46,783
- Hold on. We're getting interference.
- Hola, boys and girls.

1229
01:35:47,034 --> 01:35:49,244
- It is I, the Cereal Killer...
- Get that clown off.

1230
01:35:49,494 --> 01:35:50,746
Making my first coast-to-coast

1231
01:35:50,996 --> 01:35:54,124
worldwide global
television appearance.

1232
01:35:54,374 --> 01:35:55,751
Yes, that's right.

1233
01:35:56,001 --> 01:35:58,253
I'm here to tell you
about this heinous scheme

1234
01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:00,255
hatched from within
Ellingson Mineral.

1235
01:36:00,505 --> 01:36:02,257
But for what, you ask?

1236
01:36:02,507 --> 01:36:04,676
World domination?
Nay.

1237
01:36:04,927 --> 01:36:08,013
Something far more tacky.

1238
01:36:08,263 --> 01:36:11,141
A virus called da Vinci,
that, when launched,

1239
01:36:11,391 --> 01:36:13,852
would cause Ellingson
mineral tankers to capsize,

1240
01:36:14,102 --> 01:36:16,647
was to be blamed
on innocent hackers.

1241
01:36:16,897 --> 01:36:19,858
But this virus was really
the smokescreen, right?

1242
01:36:20,108 --> 01:36:23,028
What could be so vitally
important to protect

1243
01:36:23,278 --> 01:36:26,114
- that someone would create...
- How did he do that?

1244
01:36:26,365 --> 01:36:29,159
...such a nasty, antisocial,
very uncool virus program?

1245
01:36:29,409 --> 01:36:30,827
But why?

1246
01:36:31,078 --> 01:36:33,330
Could it be to cover the tracks
of this worm program...

1247
01:36:33,580 --> 01:36:36,625
a worm that was to steal
25 million bucks?

1248
01:36:36,875 --> 01:36:40,545
The password to this hungry little
sucker belongs to Margo Wallace,

1249
01:36:40,796 --> 01:36:43,048
- head of Public Relations...
- Oh, my God...!

1250
01:36:43,298 --> 01:36:46,593
...and Eugene Belford,
computer security officer.

1251
01:36:46,843 --> 01:36:49,263
- Son of a bitch!
- Oh, my...! Oh!

1252
01:36:49,513 --> 01:36:52,182
What's this? Is this the unnamed
account in the Bahamas

1253
01:36:52,432 --> 01:36:55,435
where the money was to be stashed?
I think so.

1254
01:36:55,686 --> 01:36:57,854
Unlucky!

1255
01:36:59,773 --> 01:37:03,193
Yo, I kind of feel like God.

1256
01:37:07,614 --> 01:37:09,574
Plague...?

1257
01:37:11,618 --> 01:37:13,578
Eugene?!

1258
01:37:22,879 --> 01:37:25,757
A comedy of errors...
I don't even know how to work the VCR,

1259
01:37:26,008 --> 01:37:28,302
let alone a computer.
Get off!

1260
01:37:28,552 --> 01:37:30,512
Look. Listen,
I'll make a deal.

1261
01:37:30,762 --> 01:37:34,182
Eugene Belford...
I know where his mother is.

1262
01:37:34,433 --> 01:37:37,185
I promise you.
Get off me. I need a lawyer!

1263
01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:45,861
Thank you.

1264
01:37:47,404 --> 01:37:49,406
Here you are,
Mr. Babbage.

1265
01:37:49,656 --> 01:37:52,159
Flight time to Tokyo
should be about 14 hours today.

1266
01:37:52,409 --> 01:37:54,036
Can I get you anything else?

1267
01:37:54,286 --> 01:37:56,288
Just a pillow, please.

1268
01:38:02,336 --> 01:38:04,046
Thank you.

1269
01:38:06,298 --> 01:38:08,133
You're welcome.

1270
01:38:08,383 --> 01:38:11,053
- What's going on?
Let go of me! Stewardess!

1271
01:38:11,303 --> 01:38:13,889
I'll never fly
this airline again!

1272
01:38:24,066 --> 01:38:27,402
You look good in a dress.

1273
01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:30,072
You would have looked better.

1274
01:38:36,244 --> 01:38:38,163
Want to go for a swim?

1275
01:38:49,257 --> 01:38:52,511
I can't believe
they decided you won.

1276
01:38:52,761 --> 01:38:54,388
They didn't.

1277
01:38:54,638 --> 01:38:57,724
The guys felt it was the only way
I'd get a date.

1278
01:39:00,352 --> 01:39:02,854
Anyway...

1279
01:39:03,105 --> 01:39:05,065
you're pretty good.

1280
01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:07,943
You're elite.

1281
01:39:08,193 --> 01:39:10,529
Yeah?

1282
01:39:10,779 --> 01:39:12,322
You know, if you would have said so
in the beginning,

1283
01:39:12,572 --> 01:39:15,242
you would have saved yourself
a whole lot of trouble.

1284
01:39:27,170 --> 01:39:29,131
- Beat that.

1285
01:39:42,018 --> 01:39:44,312
You know,

1286
01:39:44,563 --> 01:39:47,983
I've been having
these really weird...

1287
01:39:48,233 --> 01:39:50,152
Dreams?

1288
01:39:50,402 --> 01:39:52,821
♪ <i>I love you, I love you today</i> ♪

1289
01:39:53,071 --> 01:39:55,365
♪ <i>I don't care what</i> ♪

1290
01:39:55,615 --> 01:39:57,909
♪ <i>The world has to say</i> ♪

1291
01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:00,203
♪ <i>They don't know that</i> ♪

1292
01:40:00,454 --> 01:40:01,872
♪ <i>I love you</i> ♪

1293
01:40:02,122 --> 01:40:04,082
♪ <i>I love you today</i> ♪

1294
01:40:04,332 --> 01:40:06,376
♪ <i>I don't care what</i> ♪

1295
01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:09,421
♪ <i>The world has to say</i> ♪

1296
01:40:09,671 --> 01:40:11,840
♪ <i>They don't know that</i> ♪

1297
01:40:14,634 --> 01:40:17,512
♪ <i>Dreams escape from the fear</i> ♪

1298
01:40:17,762 --> 01:40:20,098
♪ <i>Built inside, in his heart</i> ♪

1299
01:40:20,348 --> 01:40:23,226
♪ <i>Bring me home, cast the net</i> ♪

1300
01:40:23,477 --> 01:40:25,896
♪ <i>Far and wide, I'll return</i> ♪

1301
01:40:26,146 --> 01:40:28,773
♪ <i>To the night, mask up front</i> ♪

1302
01:40:29,024 --> 01:40:31,401
♪ <i>Cast away, give me love</i> ♪

1303
01:40:31,651 --> 01:40:36,448
♪ <i>I don't care
what the world has to say</i> ♪

1304
01:40:36,698 --> 01:40:39,910
♪ <i>You should know that I love you</i> ♪

1305
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:41,620
♪ <i>I love you</i> ♪

1306
01:40:41,870 --> 01:40:43,830
♪ <i>I love you today</i> ♪

1307
01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:46,208
♪ <i>I don't care what</i> ♪

1308
01:40:46,458 --> 01:40:49,085
♪ <i>The world has to say</i> ♪

1309
01:40:49,336 --> 01:40:51,505
♪ <i>They don't know that</i> ♪

1310
01:40:51,755 --> 01:40:55,217
♪ <i>I love you, I love you today</i> ♪

1311
01:40:55,467 --> 01:40:57,719
♪ <i>I don't care what</i> ♪

1312
01:40:57,969 --> 01:41:00,388
♪ <i>The world has to say</i> ♪

1313
01:41:00,639 --> 01:41:05,101
♪ <i>They don't know that I'm in love</i> ♪

1314
01:41:05,352 --> 01:41:08,813
♪ <i>I can feel the eyes behind us</i> ♪

1315
01:41:09,064 --> 01:41:10,732
♪ <i>As we walk</i> ♪

1316
01:41:10,982 --> 01:41:14,486
♪ <i>I can see the ears that listen</i> ♪

1317
01:41:14,736 --> 01:41:16,321
♪ <i>When we talk</i> ♪

1318
01:41:16,571 --> 01:41:21,993
♪ <i>I don't care
what the world has to say</i> ♪

1319
01:41:22,244 --> 01:41:25,497
♪ <i>You should know that I love you</i> ♪

1320
01:41:25,747 --> 01:41:29,334
♪ <i>I love you, I love you today</i> ♪

1321
01:41:29,584 --> 01:41:31,545
♪ <i>Can't you see how I feel?</i> ♪

1322
01:41:31,795 --> 01:41:34,089
♪ <i>Like a cloud, conquer all</i> ♪

1323
01:41:34,339 --> 01:41:36,800
♪ <i>With the thoughts in my head</i> ♪

1324
01:41:37,050 --> 01:41:39,761
♪ <i>In my heart, love is real</i> ♪

1325
01:41:40,011 --> 01:41:42,681
♪ <i>Can't you see how I feel?</i> ♪

1326
01:41:42,931 --> 01:41:45,559
♪ <i>Like a cloud, conquer all</i> ♪

1327
01:41:45,809 --> 01:41:48,228
♪ <i>With the thoughts in my head</i> ♪

1328
01:41:48,478 --> 01:41:51,022
♪ <i>In my heart, once again</i> ♪

1329
01:41:51,273 --> 01:41:54,234
♪ <i>Can't you see how I feel?</i> ♪

1330
01:41:54,484 --> 01:41:56,903
♪ <i>Like a cloud, conquer all</i> ♪

1331
01:41:57,153 --> 01:41:59,739
♪ <i>With the thoughts in my head</i> ♪

1332
01:41:59,990 --> 01:42:03,368
♪ <i>In my heart, love is real...</i> ♪