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CHILDREN: Red Rover, Red Rover,
Send Janie Right Over!
[Stevie Wonder's Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours Playing]
Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Emily Right Over!
[Yelling And Cheering]
Come On, Emily!
♪ Now I'm Wonderin' If Your Love's Still Strong ♪
Yeah! Yeah!
Who's It Gonna Be?
♪ Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours ♪
♪ Ooh, Yeah ♪
♪ Then That Time I Went And Said Good-Bye ♪
♪ Now I'm Back And Not Ashamed To Cry ♪
Yeah, Come On!
You're Never Gonna Win!
♪ Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours ♪
Ok. Bobby Fricker.
Gross! He's Always Picking His Nose.
So What? He's A Wimp.
Come On, You Guys. We Can Do It.
Come On, Chrissy. Just Hold On.
Red Rover, Red Rover,
Send Bobby Fricker Right Over.
Oh, Man! Aw! Aw!
Don't Let Them Stop You, Bobby!
You Can Make It!
Whoo!
Children: Red Rover, Red...
[Telephone Rings]
[Ring]
Hi, It's Sam. I'm Out.
Deliberately Avoiding Your Call.
Leave It At The Beep.
Hello? I Wasn't Sure If That Was Your Number
Until I Heard That Message-- Now I Know It Must Be You.
It's Me, Chrissy, The One Who's Expecting--
That Is, Expecting A Child--
And Expecting You To Show Up Like You Promised
With The Whole Old Gang.
Well, Maybe Not Old, But At Least Older,
So Let Us Know If, Uh, Well,
I Hope When You're Coming In.
After All, A Promise Is A Promise.
[Beep]
Samantha: Thomas Wolfe Once Said
You Can't Go Home Again. Well, That's Great For Old Tom
He Wasn't A Chick Who Made A Pact With Her Friends
When She Was 12 To Get Together Whenever We Needed Each Other.
So Here I Am Driving Back To My Childhood Home
In Indiana,
A Place I Can Tell You I Never Wanted To See Again.
Ahh. I Guess A Promise Is A Promise.
Sure Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Quit Smoking.
♪ When I Whisper ♪
♪ Your Name ♪
♪ Into The Sky ♪
♪ And I Will Wake Up Happy... ♪
Hey, Doc. Play Some B-Ball?
Hey, Not Today. Way Too Busy.
[Pager Beeps]
Oh, That's Me. Bye, Dr. Martin.
♪ If You Should Ever Find Someone New ♪
♪ You Know He'd Better Be Good To You ♪
♪ 'Cause If He Doesn't ♪
♪ I'll Be There ♪
Radio: ♪ I'll Be There ♪
♪ Don't Ya Know, Baby, Yeah, Yeah ♪
♪ I'll Be There ♪
Roberta: Morton. Chrissy.
Anybody Home?
Be Right There!
♪ Just Call My Name ♪
♪ I'll Be There ♪
Just Look Over Your Shoulder, Honey!
♪ Ooh, I'll Be There... ♪
Hey. Saw The Jiffy-Pop. Thought Of You.
Don't Go Near The Stove. You May Burst.
Funny, But If This Baby Doesn't Come Soon, I'm Gonna Reach In
And Yank It Out Myself. That'll Be Retty.
Where's The Whiz? I Got It.
[Gasps] Oh!
Can You Believe This Tramp?
Now, What Is It That She Has That Gets People So Excited?
Long Legs, A Tiny Waist, And Perky Breasts.
Roberta, You Know How I Feel About Swearing.
Chrissy, Breast Is Not A Dirty Word.
Can't Hear You. Breast. Can't Hear You. Breast.
[Singsong] Breast!
[Doorbell Rings]
Hey. Good To See You.
Hey, Roberta. You Look Great.
How You Doing?
Picture!
[Click]
And You!
Look At You.
Thanks For Coming.
[Car Horn Honks]
[Gasps]
Oh, Wow!
Oh!
Woman: Oh, It's Tina Tercell!
Hey, Babes!
Good Lord.
How You Doing, Star? Hi, Roberta.
Good To See You. Oh God, Oh, No.
Look At Your Belly!
Tina Tercell!
Oh, Teeny, Teeny,
Teeny, Teeny!
Picture!
No, You Look Good!
Yeah, I'm A Supermodel.
It's Good To See You, Teeny.
Yeah. It's Been Too Damn Long.
Come On In. Come On In!
Ta-Da!
Whoa. Time Warp.
Wow. It Looks Exactly Like It Did When Your Mom Lived Here.
You Know What They Say!
Like Mother, Like Daughter.
[Giggles]
What Can I Get You Two To Drink?
Jack Daniels. That Would Be Great.
We Don't Keep Hard Liquor In The House.
Whatever You Have. Anything Is Fine. Oh.
We Have Beer.
Great. Great.
Good.
Be Back In A Jiffy.
I've Been Looking For One Of These.
[Plastic Crunches]
Can't Believe You Kept This Thing.
Mmm! Morton Wanted To Tear It Down And Put In A Dough Boy.
But I Just Couldn't Part With It.
Besides, It's Not Mine To Tear Down.
It Belongs To All Of Us.
I--I Really Want To Thank You Guys
For Showing Up.
Roberta: Hey, Don't Worry About It, Chrissy.
I Think You'll Make A Great Mom....A Little Overbearing
Rigid, But By The Grace Of God, The Kid'll Come Out
Relatively Unharmed And If Not, There's Always Therapy.
I Can't Believe You're Having A Baby, Chrissy.
It Makes Me Feel Very Old.
This Whole Baby Thing Baffles Me.
I Mean, You Have It, You Raise It, You Screw It Up.
It Resents You, Feels Guilty For Resenting You...
She's Crazy.
Then It Has A Baby, Which Only Perpetuates The Vicious Cycle.
Thank You, Oscar The Grouch.
So, Sam, What Are You Working On Now?
My Tan.
If You Ask Me, You Ought To Write A Book
About Something People Can Relate To.
I Didn't Understand Half Of That
Aliens Next Door Thing Of Yours I Read.
She'll Take That As A Compliment.
Why Don't You Write A Romance Novel, Like Danielle Steele?
There's A Lady Who Knows How To Write A Page-Turner.
Oh, Yeah.
[Giggling]
It's True, Roberta.
The Longer They're Gone, The Weirder They Get.
You Know What? I'd Just Like To See You Guys More Often.
Now, What's It Been, Huh? 10 Years Since You've Been Back?
Don't Give Me Any Grief.
Roberta, For Example, Has Chosen To Be... Alternative.
Lives In Sin With Her Boyfriend, But She's Still Normal.
She Hasn't Had 4 Failed Marriages
Or An Endless Series Of Monogamous Relationships
Or Wear Black.
She's Happy.
Technically, I Have Only Been Married 3 Times.
The First One Was Annulled.
See?
[Giggling]
Oh, You Two Think Everything Is So Funny.
If You Ask Me,You Both Need To Grow Up.
Maybe You're Right.
Samantha: Shelby, Indiana,
Was Not The Most Exciting Place To Grow Up.
In Fact, The Most Common Cause Of Death Before Puberty
Was Boredom.
And In The Days Before Mtv And Nintendo,
We Had To Find Ways To Entertain Ourselves.
The Summer Of 1970 Started Out Like Any Other Summer.
School Ended, And We Had 3 Months Of Freedom Ahead Of Us.
But That Year, Freedom Wasn't Enough.
We Wanted Independence, A Place To Call Our Own.
That's Why We Decided To Buy The Tree House,
And The Quest To Earn The Money Was Our Summer Goal.
The Four Of Us Lived In The Gaslight Addition.
It Was A Dream Neighborhood,
A Brand-New, Preplanned Community
Built When New Was In And Old Was Out.
Hey, You Guys, Wait Up!
Man: I'm Tired Of This. I Don't Want To Hear It Anymore!
Woman: Let's Talk About It.
How Many Times Do We Have To Have This Conversation?
Things Are Not Getting Any Better.
Why Don't You Try And Work It Out?
We've Been Trying For Years. It's No Use.
Maybe If You Spent More Time At Home, It Wouldn't Be That Way.
[Arguing]
You Just Don't Get It.
Come On.
[Arguing]
Samantha: My Parents Had Been Fighting
For As Long As I Could Remember.
It Never Bothered Me.
It Was The Opposite, Actually.
It Was Comfort And Consistency.
[Woof Woof]
I'll Race You!
Get Your Sister And Come On In.
Coming, Mom!
[Sighs]
No Matter What I Do, They Just Keep Getting Bigger!
Man: You Better Hurry Up. Your Breakfast Is Getting Cold!
Ok.
Samantha: Roberta Grew Up With Her Dad And 3 Older Brothers.
Her Mother Died When She Was 4.
That's Her In The Picture.
Roberta Never Left The House Without That Picture.
Shut Up, Man! Leave It Alone!
Hey, Come On!
Oh, Man!
You Guys!
Tina... Tell Us How You Felt
At The Exact Moment You Realized You Had Won.
[Sighs]
Well, Ron, I Can Only Say
That I've Thought About This Day...
That I've Thought About This Day,
Dreamed About This Day,
For As Long As I Can Remember.
To Win An Academy Award At Such A Young Age
Is An Enormous Accomplishment.
Where Will You Go From Here?
Samantha: Teeny Was An Only Child.
Her Parents Were Country Clubbers, Never Around, Really.
Typical Upbringing For Actors And Pathological Liars.
Direct.
[Daydream Believer Playing On Radio]
93...
94...
95...
96...
97...
Chrissy?
Ooh. Sorry, Honey. Can I Come In?
Sure.
Oh, Honey. Keep This Closed. Records Get Dusty.
Tsk. Uh-Oh! Canopy Up. Canopy Down.
Isn't That The Right Way?
You Know What, Chrissy?
I've Been Thinking... About What You Asked Me.
About Sex.
Yes, Dear. Ah Ha. You Say That Very Casually.
It's Very Scary For Mommy.
It's Like Somebody Going, "Boo!" Ah! That's What Sex Is.
Sorry, Mommy.
Well, It's All Right. It's Fine.
I Believe You're Too Young To Be Informed, But Since Your Friends
Are Trash Mouths, You Should Hear It From Me--The Facts.
This Is Going To Come As A Shock To You,
But...
Here.
This Is A Flower, Right?
Ok. Well, All Women Have A Garden...
Samantha: As A Direct Result Of This Conversation, Chrissy
Will Spend A Significant Part Of Her Adult Life
Obsessed With Gardening.
Those Are The Wormers.
Everyone In The Neighborhood Felt Sorry For Their Mother.
Like Us, The Wormers Also Had A Summer Goal.
It Was To Make Our Lives Miserable.
They Were The Enemy.
Hey, Wormy Wormers.
Now!
Get Them!
It's Jell-O!
Chrissy, Get Down!
Go, Go, Go! Suckers!
We're Going To Get You!
Roberta, Are You Ok?
We Owe You, Wormers, And We Always Pay Our Debts!
Yeah, Like We're Really Afraid Of A Bunch Of Girls!
You Should Be!
Wormers! Wormers!
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Now That You're Gone ♪
♪ All That's Left ♪
♪ Is A Band Of Gold ♪
♪ All That's Left ♪
♪ Of The Dreams I Hold ♪
♪ Is A Band Of A-Gold ♪
♪ And The Memories ♪
♪ Of What Love Could Be ♪
♪ If You Were ♪
♪ Still Here With Me ♪
♪ You Took Me ♪
♪ From The Shelter Of My Mother ♪
♪ I Had Never Known ♪
♪ To Love Any Other ♪
♪ We Kissed ♪
♪ After Takin' Vows ♪
♪ On That Night... ♪
Your Idea Of Foreplay Is "A"--
A Candlelit Dinner And Moonlit Walk On The Beach.
"B"--Making Out On A Bearskin Rug
At A Local Mountain Cabin.
"C"--Watching A Sexy Movie,
Or "D"-- All Of The Above.
"B."
"E." None Of The Above.
Roberta, That's Not A Possible Answer.
Then "B," I Guess.
Definitely "A."
Surprise, Surprise.
I Picked "D," All Of The Above.
Surprise, Surprise.
That's...
$107
And 24 Cents.
So How Much More Do We Need?
23 More Dollars, And The Tree House Is Ours.
The First Night We Get It, We Have A Slumber Party.
Oh, Sam. Get A Load Of Your Mom.
How Tall Are How Short Are Those Boots? Those Shorts?
♪ You Keep Sayin' You've Got Somethin' For Me ♪
[Wolf Whistle]
Samantha: I Had No Idea Why, But Earlier That Summer
My Mom Began To Dress Like Nancy Sinatra.
♪ You've Been A-Messin' Where You Shouldn't... ♪
Wow. Your Mom Is So Cool.
There's A Full Moon Tonight, The Festival Of The Spirits
Who Come Back To Earth And Walk Among The Living.
4 Black Cows. That'll Be $1.60, Boys.
We're Girls.
I Know.
She Is So Off!
What Do You Expect? She's A Witch.
I Swear.
She's Got Voodoo Dolls And Everything!
I Saw Them. And Hear This.
One Of The Dolls Looked Exactly Like Principal Winters,
And You Know What? There Was A Needle
Sticking Right In The Middle Of His Heart.
I Saw It The Morning Before He Had His Heart Attack.
So Do We Try Another Seance Tonight?
Didn't Work Last Time, And It's Not Going To Work This Time.
It'll Work. This Is The One Night When The Barrier
Between The Dead And The Living Can Be Broken. I Read It
In The Encyclopedia Of Supernatural Phenomena.
You Are So Weird!
I'm In.
Yeah, Me, Too.
Here Are The Scores.
Roberta, "You're A Woman On The Verge.
"Although Your Sensuality Is Yet To Be Tapped,
It Is Like A Volcano Ready To Erupt."
Whoa. Everybody Look Out For Roberta.
That's Crap.
Samantha, "You Walk The Fine Line
"Between Romanticism And Sex Appeal.
"Don't Be Afraid To Take The Plunge.
You Might Surprise Yourself."
I'll Keep That In Mind.
Chrissy, "Let Go Of Your Inhibitions
Before You Dry Up Like A Prune."
What's That Supposed To Mean?
[Snickering]
Now Me.
Teeny, "You Are A Sexual Magnet,
"Attracting Men From The 4 Corners Of The World.
Pace Yourself."
Father: I'll Get The Rest Of My Things
When The Girls Are Out Of The House.
Don't Leave Me.
Becky, Please, We're Past That Point!
This Just Isn't Working.
[Door Closes]
Samantha: I Decided Not To Tell The Others About My Father.
Call Me A Fool, But I Actually Thought He'd Be Back--
A Wishful Notion I Held On To For Years. At The Time,
No One In The Gaslight Addition Had Gotten A Divorce.
The Last Thing I Wanted Was To Be Different From My Friends.
[Thunder]
Chrissy: I'm Freezing. It's So Cold Out Here!
Here, Take My Shirt. Now I'll Be Cold,
But Maybe You'll Shut Up!
It Makes Me Look Fat.
You Are Fat.
I Am Not Fat!
Am I Fat?
Now Hold Hands With The Person
Sitting Next To You, Palm To Palm.
Let's Contact Marilyn Monroe.
She Didn't Cooperate Last Time.
No One Ever Cooperates.
We Should Bring Back Somebody Buried In This Cemetery.
How About "Dear Johnny"?
Let's Find Out How He Died.
Close Your Eyes.
Guide Us In Our Pursuit Of The Spirit World.
Keep Our Circle Safe From Those Who Promote Evil
And Seek To Harm.
Dear Johnny, We Know You Were Just A Kid Hen You Died.
We Want To Find Out How.
[Ghostly Voice] I'm Here.
[Giggles]
Dear Johnny,
Can You Hear Me?
If You Can Hear Me, Give Us A Sign.
Let Us Know.
It's Ok. We Just Want To Talk To You.
Tell Us How You Died.
He's Here.
He Wants To Tell Us A Story.
Chrissy.
Maybe We Should Stop.
He's Afraid.
Tell Him Not To Be Afraid. Tell Him It's Ok.
He's All By Himself.
He's Lonely.
He Needs A Friend.
I Got You.
Ow! Hey, That Hurt.
Yeah? Well, You Deserve It, Fatso.
Don't You Ever Do That Again.
I'm Sorry, You Guys, But You're So Gullible
When It Comes To This Seance Stuff.
I Mean,It's All Just Pretend, Right?
Aah!
Chrissy, Where Are You Going? Somebody Get Her Before She Has
A Heart Attack.
Chrissy!
Chrissy, Wait Up!
Aah! Aah!
Come On, Sam!
Sam! Sam, We Got To Get Out Of Here.
You Guys,
There's Somebody Out There!
Over There!
I Don't See Anyone.
Probably Just The Wind Or Something.
Come On. Let's Go!
Sam, Come On!
Roberta, Why Can't You Just Act Like A Girl?
Now Look What You've Done!
You Know How Much I Hate To Get Dirty.
It's Nothing.
[Squeaking]
It's Crazy Pete.
Cut Through The Field.
[Bell Ringing]
Base To Chrissy. Base To Chrissy.
Do You Copy?
Over.
What?
We Need A Secret Meeting.
Now?
Remember I Thought I Saw Someone After The Seance?
Well, I Think He Came Into My Bedroom.
Who? Dear Johnny.
Give Me A Break.
This Is A Really Bad Idea.
This Is Definitely Not A Good Idea.
Shut Up, Chrissy. You're Bugging The Crap Out Of Me Right Now.
Ditto.
Sam! Sam!
You Ok?
Holy Cow!
We Did It. We Actually Did It!
He's Back, And We Brought Him Here.
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Nothing On Dear Johnny.
Everything Before 1948 Was Lost In The Fire.
But Miss Wendy Says The Greenfield Library
Carries Copies Of All The County Newspapers.
That Settles That. What Settles What?
We Can't Ride Our Bikes All The Way To Greenfield.
Can We?
♪ No Matter What You Are ♪
♪ I Will Always Be With You ♪
♪ Doesn't Matter What You Do, Girl ♪
♪ Ooh, Girl ♪
♪ With You ♪
♪ Knock Down The Old Gray Wall ♪
♪ Be A Part Of It All ♪
♪ Nothing To Say ♪
♪ Nothing To See ♪
♪ Nothing To Do ♪
♪ If You Would Give Me All ♪
♪ As I Would Give It To You ♪
♪ Nothing Would Be ♪
Truth Or Dare, Roberta?
Truth.
How Big Are Your Boobs Now?
Drop Dead.
She Has To Say, Doesn't She, Sam?
She Doesn't Have To Say If She Doesn't Want To.
Can We See 'Em?
No, You Can't.
Weirdo.
I Don't Have Any Real Ones Yet.
You'll Get Them, And You'll Hate Them.
No. You're Lucky, Roberta. Men Love Them When They're Big.
Look How Big Mine Are Today.
They Almost Look Real.
They're Filled With Pudding.
Pudding?
The Wormers Actually Gave Me The Idea.
Jell-O Is Too Jiggly.
Pudding Has A Heavier, More Realistic Texture.
What Flavor Is It?
It's Vanilla.
Chrissy, Truth Or Dare?
Truth.
Have You Ever Been French-Kissed?
Are You Kidding? I Don't Want To Get Pregnant.
You Can't Get Pregnant From Kissing.
I Know That, Beetlebrain. But It's Common Knowledge
That If You Tongue-Kiss A Boy, He Automatically Thinks
You'll Do The Deed With Him. They Can't Help It.
They're Driven. It's The Male Curse.
And, Uh, What Deed Would That Be?
You Know. Planting The Seed And Watering The Flower.
Isn't That How It Works?
The Man Takes His Watering Can And Sprinkles It On The Flower.
♪ Oh, My Darlin' ♪
♪ Knock 3 Times On The Ceilin' ♪
♪ If You Want Me ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Twice On The Pipes ♪
♪ If The Answer Is No ♪
♪ Oh, My Sweetness ♪
[Bang Bang Bang]
♪ Means You'll Meet Me In The Hallway ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ Twice On The Pipes ♪
♪ Means You Ain't Gonna Show ♪
♪ If You Look Out Your... ♪
I Think It's Time For A Break.
But We Haven't Ridden That Far Since Lunch.
Fine. Go Ahead. Leave Me Here.
I Don't Care, But I'm Taking A Break.
Wait. Listen. Turn That Off.
[Radio Stops Playing]
[Bird Chirping]
Wow!
Where'd It Go?
What?
It's In Your Hair.
Get It Out!
Get It Out.
I Can't. It's All Runny.
Come On.
Chrissy, Calm Down.
Look Out Below!
Roberta, Don't. It's Too Shallow.
Bombs Away.
Where'd She Go?
Roberta!
Oh, My God!
Roberta!
No!
Aah!
Roberta!
Roberta?
No!
Come On. Get Her Up Here.
Got To Give She's Not Mouth-To-Mouth. Breathing.
No, Other You Do That. Way Around. I'll Do Cpr.
Out Of My Way!
Roberta.
Well, It's Good To Know Who Your True Friends Are.
No, I Was Going To Do It.
Yeah, Right. Me, Too. I Really Was.
Chrissy Here Is The Only One Who's Really--
Chrissy!
Don't You Ever Do Anything Like That To Me Again! Ever!
It Was A Joke!
Samantha: That Wasn't The First Time She Faked Her Own Death.
Earlier That Year, She Scared The Hell Out Of Us
When She Jumped Off The Roof, Pretended She Broke Her Neck.
None Of Us Had Experienced A Loss Like Roberta's,
And We Didn't Understand Her Jokes.
But She Kept Trying To Make Death Funny.
Maybe To Make It Easier For Herself.
[Voices]
What Was That?
Look...
I'm Sorry.
If It Means Anything To You, I Really Appreciate
That You Would Have Done That Mouth-To-Mouth Thing.
You Scared Me To Death.
I'm Sorry.
Roberta, You're My Best Friend.
Hey, Hell Of A Right Hook You Got There.
Roberta, Don't Swear.
Hey, You Guys, Come Here.
Oh, My God! Oh, My God!
I Saw His Thing.
Whose? Whose?
Scott's.
Oh, My God! Oh, My God!
Great, Now I'm The Only One That Hasn't Seen Scott's Thing.
It'll Be The Topic Of Conversation Rest Of The Summer
You're Forcing Me To Look.
Chrissy, Nobody's Forcing You To Do Anything
Ok, I'll Look, But I Want To Make This Perfectly Clear
I'm Looking Under Protest.
Yeah, Right.
It's Not Very Big.
What's So Funny?
Doesn't Your Mother Tell You Anything?
I'm Beginning To Think She Has Been Misinformed.
Ok, You Guys.
Let's Do It.
Get Ready To Make A Mad Dash.
Yeah, You Better Start Now.
Buzz Off, Hog Head.
No, I'm Serious. Get Going.
This Is Too Easy.
Hey, Wormers!
It's Payback Time!
Come And Get Them, Suckers!
Hey, You Better Give Those Back!
Yeah, Dream On, Animal!
Hey!
Aah!
Come On, You Guys!
Let's Go! They're Right Behind Us!
♪ Drownin' In The Pourin' Rain ♪
♪ Hitchin' A Ride ♪
♪ Gotta Get Me Home ♪
Here We Come, Chrissy!
Hey!
All Right, Joke's Over!
Wrong!
Come And Get Them!
Give Us Our Clothes Back! Damn It!
Please! Please!
Nice Undies.
Come And Get Them!
All For One, And One For All!
Whoa!
Yeah!
Whoo!
♪ By My Baby's Side ♪
♪ Ride, Ride, Ride ♪
Come On, Chrissy.
Hey, You Guys, Wait Up.
♪ Ride, Ride, Ride ♪
♪ Hitchin' A Ride ♪
Ah-Choo!
I Think I'm Allergic To Dust.
Ah-Choo!
Nothing Happened In April.
Nothing Ever Happens In Shelby.
I Kind Of Like It That Way.
Nothing.
What's Wrong?
It's My Mom.
"It Was A Head-On Collision.
"The Driver Of The Pickup Truck Fell Asleep At The Wheel.
"She Was Pinned In The Car For An Hour And A Half
"Before She Was Rescued. She Was Fully Conscious
"While Rescue Workers Attempted To Extract Her
"From The Demolished Vehicle.
"She Died During The Night At Green County Hospital
"Of Massive Head Injuries And Severe Internal Bleeding."
I Don't Understand This. This Isn't Right.
What Do You Mean?
It Must Have Been Awful For Her.
A Lot Of Pain.
She Was Really Beautiful, Wasn't She?
Like A Movie Star.
You Guys, I Think I Found Something.
Read It.
"Funeral Services Will Be Held On Saturday
"For 12-Year-Old Jonathan Simms And His Mother
"36-Year-Old Beverly Anne Simms.
"Due To The Unexpected And Tragic Circumstances
"Involving The Deaths,
"The Family Has Asked That The Services Remain Private."
That's It.
There's Nothing Else.
What Do You Mean That's It?
How Did They Die?
Wait A Minute.
Pages Have Been Torn Out.
Somebody's Gone To A Lot Of Trouble
To Keep Dear Johnny's Death A Mystery.
Hey.
Are You In The Army?
Was.
Vietnam?
Was.
Did You Kill Anyone Over There?
Not Because I Wanted To.
Did You Get Shot?
That's A Great Song.
Does You Leg Still Hurt?
Ha Ha.
Yeah. Hurts Like Hell.
Taking That Hit Was The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me.
What Do You Mean?
Got Me A Seat On The Next Plane Home.
But We're Winning, Right?
Nobody's Winnin'.
Want A Sip?
Thanks.
Smoke? Yeah.
I'd Love A Smoke.
Smoking Stunts Your Growth.
Smooth.
So, Did You Get A Purple Heart?
Yeah.
How Come You Don't Wear It.
Yeah, It's A Huge Honor, Right?
No.
The News Said The U.S. Is Really Starting
To Gain Ground Over There.
Forget About That, Ok?
Forget What You Heard About It. Forget What You Saw.
Even The People Who Are Over There Lied About
What They'd Seen Or Done.
Doesn't Seem Like You Can Believe In Much Anymore.
You Can Believe In Yourself.
If You're Lucky.
So, Are You Gonna Be Sticking Around Here For A While?
Hmm, No.
I Try Not To Stick Around Anywhere, You Know What I Mean.
Yeah, Sure.
Definitely.
Is That An Earing You're Wearing?
Yeah.
You're A Hippie, Aren't You?
You're A Trip.
My Mom Says All Hippies Are Fiends.
Tell You What I Wish Someone Told Me When I Was Your Age.
What's That?
Your Parents Aren't Always Right.
No Shit.
It's Getting Late. I Think We Should Get Going.
Bye.
She's Right.
Thanks.
Bye.
See Ya.
Bye.
Hey.
Whatever It Is You're Looking For, I Hope You Find It.
Peace.
Where's My Daddy?
Honey He'd To Go Away For A Little While.
You'll Be Able To See Him Soon.
Every Other Weekend And Holidays?
But I Want To See Him Now.
I Wish You Could Honey, But You Can't.
Hey, Angela, I Saw Crazey Pete Yesterday.
You Kids Leave That Poor Old Man Alone. Do You Hear Me?
Why Get Dressed Like That Anyway?
Like What?
Like That. It's Embarassing.
[Knock On Door]
Anybody Home?
Hello.
It's Just Grandma.
What's Going On?
You're Grandmother Is Upset Because Your Father Moved Out.
So, Let Her Yell At Him. He's The One That Left.
I Know You're In There.
I Saw Your Car In The Garage.
Open The Door.
[Doorbell Rings]
Hide.
What?
Hide.
Samantha.
I Just Can't Handle Your Grandmother Right Now.
You've To Go To Him.
Why Don't You Just Let Grandma In? I Hate This.
Opent The Damn Door.
This Is It.
Samantha: The Suspicious Lack Of Detail
Surrounding Dear Johnny's Death Led Us To The One Person
We Knew Could Help Us Find Out More.
Yes?
We Need Your Help.
I'm A Little Blue Today, Boys.
Go On. Give Her The Money.
Maybe This'll Cheer You Up.
Come On In.
I Can't Believe We're Spending 10 Tree-House Dollars--
Shut Up!
We've Been Contacted By A Spirit.
His Name Is I Know. Jonathan Simms.
I Feel A Strong Spiritual Presence Here.
For 10 Tree-House Dollars, I'd Feel It, Too.
Silence.
The Spirits Are Here, And, They Want To Talk To You.
Ok. I Want You To Shuffle These Twice
And Then Cut Them 3 Times Facing Me.
Relax Your Minds And Bodies And Be Open To His Presence.
Mm-Hmm.
We Want To Find Out How He Died.
Did You See The Look On Her Face?
She Was Scared.
You Guys, Wiladene's A Fake.
She Was Scared, And So Were You.
Well, What Do We Do Now?
The Spirits Haunt The Living For A Purpose.
Dear Johnny Wants Us To Find Out How He Died.
You Saw The Card. He Was Murdered.
Maybe He Wants Us To Settle The Score.
Come On. This Is Getting Out Of Hand.
We Need To Talk To Someone Who Was Alive When He Died.
Like Who?
My Grandma. She's The Oldest Person I Know.
She's Has Her Poker Game This Afternoon,
She Said We Could Stop By Tomorrow Morning.
Your Grandmother Plays Poker?
She Likes To Gamble.
But I Promised My Dad We'd Paint Our Garage Door Tomorrow.
Come On, Guys, It's $10.
Hey, Kenny, Where's The Fire?
Softball Game, Oh, Let's Go. Kettles Field.
It's Gonna Be So What Are We All Boys. Waiting For?
Hey, Batter! Hey, Batter, Batter, Batter!
Come On, Boys, Come On!
Hey, Batter, Batter, Batter, Batter, Batter!
Way To Go, Guy!
Yeah!
Home Run!
You Can Do It.
The Home-Run Mama Steps Up To The Plate.
Get Him On Second. Let's Go!
Come On, Roberta, Hit That Ball!
Guys...
Move It In.
Come On, Roberta, Hit It Over Their Heads!
Come On!
Come On, Roberta! Whoo!
This Is For Yesterday.
Go, Roberta! You Can Do It! Hit It Over Their Heads!
Shut Up.
Don't Pay Attention To Them, Roberta. Concentrate.
Whoo!
Foul Ball! Foul Ball!
Strike One.
Yes!
Come On, Roberta! Touchdown!
Hey, Batter, Batter, Batter, Batter, Batter!
Hey, Batter, Batter, Batter!
Hello, Dear.
Get Lost, Nerd-O.
[Giggles]
Let's Go, Roberta, Home Run. All The Way Home.
Who Are You Kidding? Girls Can't Play Softball.
What Did You Say?
[Pop]
I Said Girls Can't Play Softball.
What's She Doing?
Roberta, Remember, You're A Lady.
Why Don't You Go Home And Play With Your Dolls?
The Only Doll Roberta's Got Is A G.I. Joe.
Ooh!
Fight!
Come On! Oh, My God!
[Shouting]
Come On, Roberta! Fight!
Come On! Yeah!
Wait, Roberta! Stop!
That's Enough! Roberta!
You Win.
Ha Ha!
Roberta, Look You Wimp. At Your Hair.
Crazy Witch. Foul Mouth.
How Does It Feel Getting Kicked By A Girl, Huh?
It's Too Bad Your Mother's Dead.
Somebody Needs To Teach You To Act Like A Girl.
Uhh!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
[Shouting]
♪ It's A Good Woman, Baby ♪
♪ Run, Baby ♪
♪ Oh, Baby, I Will Find ♪
♪ Lastin' Love ♪
There You Are!
Samantha, I Want You To Meet My Friend Mr. Kent.
Hey, Samantha. Boy, Your Mom's Been Telling Me
All Kinds Of Great Things About You.
Says You're A Real Good Kid.
It's A Pleasure.
Samantha?
Ha Ha. Ha Ha.
Great Pleasure To Meet You, Little Lady.
[Whistles]
You're A Looker, Too...
Just Like Your Mommy.
Ha Ha.
Hmm.
So, Samantha, Your Mom Tells Me
You're Real Interested In Science.
Science Fiction.
You Ever Been To The Smithsonian?
Let Me Tell You, That's Something To See.
That Place Is Big. Ha Ha. Bigger Than Big.
Ha Ha.
Ahem.
I Don't Know, Mom. We Might Need To Plan
A Trip To D.C. Before School Starts.
What Do You Think?
That Would Be Just Great!
Wouldn't That Be Just Great, Samantha?
[Kent Coughs]
I Think We All Might Have A Pretty Good Time.
My Dad's Going To Take Us There.
Ha Ha.
Well, Hell...Ha Ha!
Mr. Kent?
Oh, Please Call Me Bud.
Bug?
[Chokes]
No. Bud..Duh...
Ha Ha. B--B-U-D. Ha Ha.
Uh...Well... Bud...
You Have A Piece Of Food Stuck In Your Teeth.
Ooh. Aah!
Oh! Oh! Damn It.
It's Fine.
Just Hold On. I'll Be Right Back.
Ok. Oh, Boy.
Ha Ha!
Do I Sti-- How's My--
It's Gone. It's Gone?
Thanks. Ha Ha!
First-Date Jitters.
Wow, Bud, That's A Pretty Scarf.
Oh. Uh...
Thank You, Angela. Ha Ha!
Oh, Boy.
Here's This.
Thank You. Ha Ha!
I Got Your Chair Pretty Good There.
It's Fine. Ha Ha.
That Should Fit, Huh?
Whoops. Ha Ha!
Um...
Mmm.
Ha Ha Ha!
Ha Ha. Well?
Samantha?
Samantha!
Love Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry.
How's The Movie?
Tearjerker.
How Come You're Out So Late?
Just Need To Do Some Thinking.
In The Summer?
Want To Go Try Out The Tree House?
Sure.
You're Not Following Through.
Who Asked You?
See Ya.
Hey.
Oomp.
Let's Go.
You're Pretty Good.
You Know? Thanks.
And I Mean, Like, Not Just For A Girl.
You Know, For A Guy.
Thanks.
Hey, Um...
You Want A Pop Or Something?
Cool.
That'd Be Great.
Roberta? What?
Why Do You Think We Fight All The Time?
Just Something To Do, I Guess.
'Cause...You Know, I Was Wondering...
'Cause I Think You're A Really Nice Girl.
Oh...
I Always Thought You Hated Me.
So Did I.
Roberta? What?
Um...
[Quickly] Can I Kiss You?
What Are You Mumbling?
Um...
Would It Be All Right If...
Can I Kiss You?
I Guess. Great. Ready?
You Want Sure... To Do It Now?
I Mean, If You Want To.
Ok.
[Sighs]
That Was Great.
It Was Ok.
Scott?
Yeah?
If You Mention This To Anyone, Especially Your Brothers,
I'll Beat The Spit Out Of You.
Ok.
Truth Or Dare?
Truth.
If You Were Stranded On A Deserted Island
With Me, Chrissy, And Roberta,
And There Was Nothing To Eat Whatsoever,
Who Would You Kill For Food?
I Dispute The Question.
The Odds Of That Happening Are Slim And Nil.
You Still Have To Answer.
Then, Chrissy, I Guess.
Why?
'Cause She'd Feed More People. Ha Ha!
Ha Ha! Ha Ha!
Truth Or Dare?
Truth.
Do You Like Your Parents?
I Don't Really Know My Parents.
But As Far As I Can Tell...
They're Morons.
I Believe What That Soldier Said,
About Your Parents Not Always Being Right.
Just 'Cause They're Adults Doesn't Mean They Know Crap.
Well, I Never Thought They Did.
I Did.
My Dad Moved Out.
They're Getting A Divorce.
But I Thought Your Parents Got Along.
I Lied.
Why?
I Don't Know.
I Just Wanted To Have A Normal Family, You Know?
Like The Brady Bunch.
Well, 6 Kids Sharing One Bathroom
Doesn't Sound Like Fun To Me.
Besides, Mike And Carol Are Widowed.
Well, Then The Partridge Family.
Shirley Jones Is A Widow.
Buffy And Jody, They're Orphans.
Um, Courtship Of Eddie's Father--
Widower.
My Three Sons, Widower.
Bonanza, Widower.
Beverly Hillbillies...
Widower. Widower.
You See, Sam?
There Are No Perfect Families.
It's Normal For Things To Be Icky.
Well, It Might Be Normal...
But It Still Hurts.
All Those Parents Died, Teeny.
My Dad Chose To Leave.
I Really Miss Him.
It's Ok.
I'll Always Be Here For You.
Thanks.
What Are You Doing? You Love Those.
Samantha: When You're 12,
Without Effort You Live In The Moment.
You Don't Regret The Past Or Worry About The Future.
And At That Moment In The Tree House,
Teeny Filled My Heart With Hope And Comfort.
Best Friends For Life.
For Life.
[Thunder]
We Better Go. Yeah.
You Know, I Heard In Another 10 Years
Half The Population Will Be Divorced.
I Find That Really Hard To Believe.
Come On, Let's Get Out Of Here!
[Thunder]
Teeny! What?
It's Gone! What'd You Lose?
My Bracelet! It Just Fell Off!
Well, Let's Come Back In The Morning. It's Raining.
We Have To Find It Now.
There It Is!
Look! I Don't See It!
It's In There! See?
I'll Get It.
Damn!
It's Ok. I Can Get It.
Be Careful! I Will! Hold That!
[Thunder]
Oh, God.
Got It? Watch Your Head. Yeah.
There's A Lot Of Stuff Down Here.
Look! A Yo-Yo!
Cool. Hurry Up, Ok? It's Really Starting To Pour.
Ok!
Got It!
Great! Come On! Let's Get Out Of Here!
Ok!
[Thunder]
Samantha!
Sam!
Oh, Sam!
Ohhh...
Oh!
Sam! Sam!
Teeny, Give Me Here! Your Hand!
I'm Slipping! No!
Hold On!
No! Aah! Sam!
Aah! Oh! No!
Sam!
Help Me! Teeny!
[Squeaking]
Aah! Teeny, Help Me!
Ok! I Will!
Help Me, Teeny!
Aah!
Somebody!
Help!
Aah! Sam!
I'm Coming, Sam!
Aah!
Teeny! Help Me!
No!
Sam!
Teeny! Teeny!
Sam!
[Sobbing]
Sam!
[Gasping]
Oh! Sam!
Sam!
[Coughing]
Ok.
It's Ok.
Hey, Come On.
Come On. Come On Out Of Here, Now.
Here.
[Coughs]
Oh!
Why Are You Afraid Of Me?
It's Weird The Way You Only Come Out At Night.
It's...Kind Of Scary, You Know?
Yeah, Well, Uh...
I Don't Like To See A Lot Of People.
I Don't Think They Like To See A Lot Of Me.
You Get Her Home, Huh?
See You Around, Pete.
If He Wouldn't Have Been There, Sam....
Samantha: Teeny And I Both Knew What Would've Happened
Had He Not Been There And On That Night
We Caught A Glimpse Of A Hero In Crazy Pete.
[Rock 'N' Roll Music]
♪ Sugar ♪
♪ Da Da Da Da Da Da ♪
♪ Oh, Honey, Honey ♪
♪ Da Da Da Da Da Da ♪
♪ You Are My Candy Girl ♪
♪ And You Got Me Wanting You ♪
Roberta, You Missed A Spot.
Get Your Butt Off The Asphalt And Help.
You Know If I Don't Eat Every Few Hours, I Get Nauseous.
♪ Candy Girl ♪
♪ And You Got Me Wanting You ♪
Wormer Alert.
I Thought I Smelled Something Foul.
Maybe It's Your Armpits, Lard Butt.
Oh, Your Wit Astounds Me.
Hey, I Ain't No Nitwit.
Come On, Man, Let's Get Out Of Here.
Ladies.
♪ Oh, Honey, Honey ♪
What's His Problem?
Maybe He's A Pod Person. Ha Ha!
Maybe He's Not Such A Creep, After All.
Hey, Man! Ow! Ha Ha Ha!
Gotcha.
♪ Oh, Sugar, Sugar ♪
♪ You Are My Candy Girl... ♪
Samantha: That Was The Day That Roberta Quit Taping Her Boobs.
♪ When I Kissed You, Girl ♪
♪ I Knew How Sweet A Kiss Could Be ♪
♪ I Knew How Sweet A Kiss Could Be... ♪
[Doorbell Chimes]
I Didn't Know You Were Bringing The Whole Neighborhood.
Come On In.
I Got A Whole Pitcher Of Fresh Lemonade For You.
Sit Down, Girls.
Samantha, How Are You Holding Up?
I'm Fine, Glad Grandma. To Hear It.
I've Been Worried To Death About You.
She's Just Fine, Mrs. Albertson. We're Taking Good Care Of Her.
Well, I'm Glad To Hear It. Oh, Let's See, Now.
We Have Extra Company. I'll Get Some Glasses,
And Then You Can Ask Me This Important Question.
Sam, Why's Your Grandma So Worried About You?
Who Knows?
Here We Are.
All Right.
Chrissy.
Roberta, Teeny, And Samantha.
All Right.
And Me.
Bottoms Up.
Mmm.
[Slurping]
Grandma: How Is It?
It's Great.
Grandma: Good.
[Girls Coughing]
Mmm. It's Refreshing.
Well...
Grandma, Do You Remember A Little Boy Our Age
And His Mother Who Died Here In 1945?
Jonathan And Beverly Anne Simms?
We Were Just Wondering How They Died.
Did Something Terrible Happen To Them?
Yes.
But It's The Kind Of Thing You Don't Want To Hear About.
Please, We Want To Know.
Mm-Mmm. You'll Have Nightmares For Weeks.
Come On. Please, Mrs. Albertson.
Tell Us.
Yeah, Come On, Grandma, What Happened?
It Took Me A Long Time
To Forget That Terrible Tragedy, Samantha,
I Don't Want To Dredge It Up Again.
Well...
You're Just Like Your Grandpa.
All That Junk He Piled Up In The Attic.
He Had These Weird Fascinations...
The Old Poop.
Curious About Everything That Went On In This Town.
[Horn Honks]
Dear Lord.
Old Edna. Old Maude.
Drink Up, Everybody!
I'd Love To Chat, But I've Got A Big...
Bingo Tournament Over In Fireland.
Oh... All Right.
[Puts Tray Down]
Get A Move On, Girls!
I Want To Make Sure I Get Some Good Cards This Time.
Come On, Get Out. My Keys.
[Horn Honks]
Hurry, Everybody.
Hurry It Up! We're Going To Be Late!
Bye, Grandma.
Bye, Mrs. Albertson.
You Come And See Me Again Soon, Samantha!
Ok!
They Must Love Bingo.
[Tires Squeal]
We Really Should Hurry Up.
We Could Get In Trouble For This.
Come On, Chrissy.
Don't Drop Me. Ok, On 3.
Hey, Now Pull.
1, 2, 3. Uhh!
I Know Grandpa's Scrapbooks Are In Here Somewhere.
Find Anything?
Not Yet.
[Old Record Static]
[Jazz Ballad Plays]
Sam, I Think I Found Something.
Those Are My Parents.
They Make A Great Couple.
Yeah.
Jackpot.
They Were Murdered.
"Beverly Anne Simms And Her 12-Year-Old Son Jonathan
"Were Found Brutally Murdered Late Friday Night.
"Their Bodies Were Discovered By Peter Simms.
"After Leaving The Sidecar Pub Around Midnight,
"He Entered His House To Find His Wife And Son
"Had Been Shot To Death.
"The Sheriff's Department Believes A Burglar
"Was Caught Off-Guard And Killed The 2 Witnesses When They Woke.
"They Have No Clues As To A Suspect.
"The Sheriff Has Every Reason To Believe
"The Robber Was Probably Just Passing Through
And Has Left The Area."
It's An Editorial From My Grandfather To The Paper.
"What Appears To Be Isn't At All.
"That's The Knowledge We've Gained From The Brutal Deaths
"Of Jonathan And Beverly Anne Simms.
"If We Thought Shelby Was A Safe, Sleepy Town,
"Sheltered From The Violence Of The Outside World,
We Were Deceived."
Shelby Is A Safe Town.
If Something Like This Could Happen Here,
Think Of How Bad It Must Be Out There.
Ohh!
[Needle Scratches Record]
Roberta, It's Ok.
No, It's Not!
It's Not Ok!
Why Did They Have To Die?
Why Did She Have To Die?
[Crying]
My Dad Lied To Me, He Said That This Beautiful Angel
Swooped Down To Earth, And He Carried Her Away!
Before She Had A Second To Feel Any Pain!
[Sobbing]
Why Did She Have To Die?
Why Did He Have To Lie To Me?
He's All I Have Left, And He Lied.
He's Not All You Have Left.
All I Can Count On Is You Guys.
I Know How You Feel.
What Do You Mean?
My Dad Moved Out. They're Getting A Divorce.
A Divorce?
I'm Sorry, Sam.
Screw 'Em.
You Guys Have Us.
I Say We Make A Pact.
Here And Now.
We're Here For Each Other Always,
No Matter What Happens In Life.
If Teeny Goes Off To Hollywood...
Or I Marry A Rich Doctor...
We Remember This Day And This Pact.
Whenever We Need A Friend,
We're Here For Each Other.
We Can Count On It.
Always.
No Matter What.
It's A Pact.
All For One...
Everyone: And One For All.
Now More Than Ever We Need To Put Dear Johnny To Rest.
Is Everybody Ready? Ready.
We Brought Dear Johnny Back From The Dead,
And It's Up To Us To Send Him Home.
Close Your Eyes.
[Clears Throat]
Guide Us In Our Pursuit Of The Spirit World.
Keep Our Circle Safe From Those Who Promote Evil
And Seek To Harm.
Dear Johnny, We Know You And Your Mother
Were Brutally Murdered.
Did You Come Back To Tell Us Who Did It?
We're Here To Help You Rest In Peace, Johnny.
We're Listening.
[Wind Blows]
He's Here.
Don't Break The Circle.
Tell Us Who Did It, Johnny. We're Here To Help.
Holy Moly!
Aah!
[All Screaming]
Aah! Aah! Aah!
It's The Killer!
Please Don't Hurt Us!
Hey. This Isn't A Playground.
It's A Cemetery.
And You Kids Should Have A Little Respect For The Dead.
We Have A Lot Of Respect For The Dead, Ok?
That's Why We're Here.
We Resurrected Dear Johnny From The Grave.
How Do You Think His Tombstone Got Cracked Down The Middle?
I...Knocked It Over With My Tractor.
You Did?
Yeah. Uh-Huh.
It's Not Easy Moving Around All These Headstones.
I'm Not Doing Any More Of These Dumb Seances.
They're A Waste Of Time.
I Just Can't Believe We Thought We Did It.
What About The Tarot Cards And--
Get Over It.
Samantha: I Knew At That Moment Our Days Of Playing
Make-Believe Were Over.
As We Grow Older, It Becomes Difficult To Just Believe.
It's Not That We Don't Want To,
But Too Much Has Happened And We Can't.
Let's Go.
Hey, Look, It's Crazy Pete.
Let's Just Leave Him Alone, Ok?
What's Wrong?
I Forgot Something In The Cemetery.
I'll Catch Up.
Shall I Come?
No. I'll Be Ok.
[Crickets Chirping]
Pete?
You're Peter Simms.
They Were My Family.
It's A Terrible Thing That Happened To Them.
I'm Sorry.
For The Longest Time, I Thought I Could've Stopped It,
If I Would've Been Home
Instead Of Down At That Bar.
But You Were There For Me.
I--I've Wasted A Lot Of Years...
Afraid To Face People.
Mostly Afraid To Face Myself.
I'm Scared, Too.
What's Your Name?
Samantha.
Well, Samantha,
Things Will Happen In Your Life
That You Can't Stop,
But That's No Reason To Shut Out The World.
There's A Purpose
For The Good And For The Bad.
Samantha: He Gave Me The Only Gift He Could--
The Lesson It Had Taken Him A Lifetime To Learn.
And Although I Understood The Importance Of His Words,
It's Only Now, Looking Back, That I Understand Their Meaning.
Rest In Peace, Dear Johnny.
This Is Ridiculous.
Why Don't You Help? Stop Messing Around.
I'm Busy.
Besides, I Look Better With Makeup On.
Yeah.
What's That Supposed To Mean?
Samantha: We All Used To Try So Hard To Fit In.
We Wanted To Look Exactly Alike,
Do All The Same Things, Practically Be The Same People.
And When We Weren't Looking,
That Changed.
The Tree House Was Supposed To Bring Us More Independence,
But What The Summer Actually Brought
Was Independence From Each Other.
Roberta: Samantha.
[Chrissy Moaning]
Samantha.
What?
Your Car Is Blocking My Jeep.
Oh, Shoot. The Keys.
Tina: It's Coming, I Think I Saw Its Head.
Its Head? No, You Didn't.
Ohhh!
Forget The Keys. The Limo? Take The Limo.
Yeah.
Go Get The Bags, Call Morton.
No, No. Don't Leave Me Alone Here.
Let's Get To The Car
Before You Have Another One Of Those Fits.
Ohh!
Get Out. I Need Your Car.
Pardon Me?
I Have A Pregnant Lady Here.
No Problem. I'll Get You There In A Jiffy.
A Jiffy Won't Do It.
Move It!
See?
[Moaning]
Have A Nice Day.
[Car Starts]
Go!
[Tires Squeal]
Roberta: This Has Pretty Good Suspension.
Sorry.
Morton's In The Middle Of A Root Canal,
But He'll Meet Us At The Hospital.
There's Oodles Of Room Back Here.
Um, Should You Be Doing This? Is That A Vcr?
I Can't Believe There's A Vcr.
Roberta! There's A Vcr In Here.
Yeah? With A Remote?
Ohhhh!
Ok, Enough Screaming. Thank You.
Breathe, Breathe.
Chrissy, Your Uncle. Oh, No, It Isn't.
Aaah!
Oh, Sh--
No Swearing Around My Baby.
Aah!
Chrissy, You Have To Push. Come On, Chrissy, Push.
I Am!
Oh, God! I've Changed My Mind About The Drug.
It's Too Late For That.
Just Give Her The Drugs.
Hey, You're Gonna Have To Calm Down.
Now, Push, Chris, Push!
Mmm...God!
Come On, I See The Head.
Oh! Oh! Wait.
You Really Can See Its Little Head.
Is It Supposed To Look Like That?
Yes. You're Boy Or Girl? Doing Great.
I Don't Know. So Far, It's Just A Head.
We're Almost There. One More Big One, Chris.
Here Comes Big One, Push.
You're Almost There. One More Big One, Chris.
Come On!
[Grunting]
Gawww!
I Want It Out! Get It Out!
Oh, Get It Out Of Her.
Ahh!
[Baby Cries]
It's A Girl.
Beautiful Baby Girl.
Oh.
Oh! It's My Baby.
[Chrissy Laughing]
[Baby Crying]
Sh--
[Sniffles]
Hi, You Charmer.
Oh, Hi.
[Baby Cries]
Am I Too Late?
No, Morton. Look, It's Your Baby.
Hello, Dear.
We Have A Baby Girl.
Hi.
Samantha: I'm Afraid I'll Break Her.
No, You Won't.
Chrissy: See?
Samantha: She Really Is Beautiful.
You Know, Kind Of Looks Like Rush Limbaugh.
Chrissy: Very Funny, Roberta.
Chrissy, Truth Or Dare?
Oh.
[Sighs]
Truth.
Are You Happy?
Yes. I Feel I Could Just Bust
And Shoot Happiness Out All Over Everywhere.
[Giggling]
Roberta, Truth Or Dare?
Truth.
Just How Big Are Your Boobs Now?
Just How Big Are Your Boobs?
36-D...And Worth Every Penny.
[Tina Giggles]
"D." Who Knew?
Tina: Sam, Truth Or Dare?
Truth.
Are You Happy?
Not Really,
But I Just Figured That It's Normal For Things To Be Icky.
Chrissy: Huh. Hmm.
Look, I Got An A-Plus On Career Day.
I Must've Just Missed That Class On Personal Relationships.
Well, Maybe You Should Integrate Color Into Your Wardrobe.
Men Love Pastels On A Woman.
It's Not About Pastels Or Men.
It's About Me.
What Are You Talking About, Sam?
[Sighs]
I've Had How Many Relationships In How Many Years?
I've Run From Every One Of Them, Which Doesn't Make It Easy
To Get To That Next Level.
The Intimacy Level.
Well, If You Don't Fall In Love, You Can't Get Hurt.
But It Sure Is Lonely All By Yourself.
Yeah, It Is.
Hey, You Guys Remember That Summer With Crazy Pete?
Mmm, God, We Loved A Mystery, Didn't We?
Did We Have Fun That Summer Or What?
Yeah, It Was The Best.
I Used To Send Crazy Pete A Christmas Card Every Year
With Some Cash.
But It Came Back Last Year.
Yeah, He Died.
Oh.
I Never Told You Guys This, But Pete Was Dear Johnny's Father.
Roberta: What?
He Was?
Do You Remember Our Last Seance?
I Went Back, And Pete Was Putting Flowers
On Johnny's Grave.
He Said Something That Didn't Mean As Much Then
As It Does Now.
He Told Me That Things Happen In Life
That You Can't Stop,
But It Wasn't A Reason To Shut Out The World.
[Sighs]
Wow.
I Realize That...
I've Been So Afraid Of The Bad Things,
That, Um...
That I've Missed Out On The Good.
You Know, I Didn't Want To Come Back Here.
But I'm Really Glad I Did.
I'd Forgotten How Much It Helped To Have You Guys As Friends.
We're Really Lucky To Have This Place...
And Each Other.
There's A Part Of Me That Would Like To Just Stay Here Forever.
I Wouldn't Go That Far.
But It Would Be Nice To Come Back And Visit More Often.
I Agree.
Let's Make It A Pact.
All For One...
Everyone: And One For All.
♪ It Started Out ♪
♪ Just Like Any Summer ♪
♪ The Days We Felt... ♪
Children: Red Rover, Red Rover!
Send Anthony Right Over!
♪ That's Where We ♪
♪ Found Each Other... ♪
Come On.
Samantha: You Can Run From The Disappointments
You're Trying To Forget.
Red Rover, Red Rover...
But It's Only When You Embrace Your Past
That You Truly Move Forward.
Maybe Thomas Wolfe Never Got To Go Home Again,
But I Found My Way There.
And I'm Glad I Did.
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ You're My Friend ♪
♪ Don't Say Good-Bye Again ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ Don't Have To Look Back ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ You're Right Here With Me ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ You're My Friend ♪
♪ Don't Say Good-Bye Again ♪
♪ Lookin' In Your Eyes ♪
♪ Was Like A Mirror ♪
♪ Every Single Joy And Fear ♪
♪ All For One ♪
♪ And One For All ♪
♪ Yeah, We Did It ♪
♪ All ♪ ♪ All ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ Don't Have To Look Back ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ You're Right Here With Me ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ You're My Friend ♪
♪ Don't Say Good-Bye Again ♪
♪ I Remember ♪
♪ It Was Long, Long Ago ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ So Here ♪
♪ Here Inside ♪
♪ I Know ♪
♪ Know ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ Don't Have To Look Back ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ You're Right Here With Me ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ You're My Friend ♪
♪ Don't Say Good-Bye Again ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Oohh-Ahhhh ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Oohh-Ahhhh ♪
♪ Lookin' In Your Eyes ♪
♪ Was Like A Mirror ♪
♪ Every Single Joy And Fear ♪
♪ All For One ♪
♪ And One For All ♪
♪ Yeah, We Did It ♪
♪ All ♪ ♪ All ♪
♪ Now And Then ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ You're My Friend ♪
♪ Don't Say Good-Bye ♪
♪ Don't Say Good-Bye Again ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Oohh-Ahhhh ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Oohh-Ahhhh ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Oohh-Ahhhh ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Oohh-Ahhhh ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Oohh-Ahhhh ♪
♪ Oohhh-Ahhh ♪ ♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Ahh ♪