1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 To Wong Foo - Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar" 2 00:00:34,509 --> 00:00:37,435 ~ This is a man's world ~ 3 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:40,355 ~ This is a man's world ~ 4 00:00:40,459 --> 00:00:46,186 ~ But it would be nothing without a woman or a girl... ~ 5 00:01:30,274 --> 00:01:33,144 Ready or not, here comes mama. 6 00:01:36,905 --> 00:01:41,282 ~ And where is the body? ~ 7 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:52,253 ~ And where is the body? ~ 8 00:01:57,509 --> 00:02:00,230 ~ Move over mother ~ 9 00:02:00,334 --> 00:02:05,150 ~ Cos I'm going faster than you can drive ~ 10 00:02:05,254 --> 00:02:08,475 ~ The body beautiful ~ 11 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:16,492 ~ Oh, you are too many things ~ 12 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:19,246 ~ To die for ~ 13 00:02:19,351 --> 00:02:20,750 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 14 00:02:20,854 --> 00:02:23,084 ~ Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 15 00:02:23,188 --> 00:02:25,586 ~ Aah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 16 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:28,255 ~ Ooh Body beautiful ~ 17 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,175 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 18 00:02:30,279 --> 00:02:32,382 ~ Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 19 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:34,887 ~ Aah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 20 00:02:34,991 --> 00:02:37,806 ~ I am body beautiful Beautiful ~ 21 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:40,393 ~ My cha-cha pumps ~ 22 00:02:40,497 --> 00:02:42,518 ~ I've got them on ~ 23 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:45,234 ~ I work the runway Left-right-left-right ~ 24 00:02:45,338 --> 00:02:47,855 ~ All night long You'd better walk ~ 25 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,651 ~ I am the one ~ 26 00:02:49,755 --> 00:02:53,447 ~ There is no other I am mother ~ 27 00:02:53,552 --> 00:02:56,533 ~ I am body beautiful ~ 28 00:02:56,637 --> 00:02:58,270 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 29 00:02:59,404 --> 00:03:00,567 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 30 00:03:01,406 --> 00:03:03,333 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 31 00:03:03,438 --> 00:03:06,167 ~ Body beautiful ~ 32 00:03:06,272 --> 00:03:07,672 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 33 00:03:07,776 --> 00:03:10,089 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 34 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:11,798 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 35 00:03:11,902 --> 00:03:15,493 ~ I am body beautiful ~ 36 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:27,229 ~ I am grand Grand diva ~ 37 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,650 ~ I am the queen Queen Bee ~ 38 00:03:29,754 --> 00:03:31,653 ~ A masquerade Who am I? ~ 39 00:03:31,757 --> 00:03:33,905 ~ I'm fantasy You're fantasy ~ 40 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:36,906 ~ I am the house The whole mansion ~ 41 00:03:37,011 --> 00:03:39,077 ~ Of elegance ~ 42 00:03:39,182 --> 00:03:43,416 ~ Featuring I am body beautiful ~ 43 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,790 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 44 00:03:44,895 --> 00:03:46,915 ~ Oh! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 45 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:49,542 ~ Uh-oh! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~ 46 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,008 ~ Ooh! Body beautiful ~ 47 00:03:53,112 --> 00:03:55,132 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh ~ 48 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:58,709 ~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ah... ~ 49 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,843 - Don't throw your mother at me! - Get out! 50 00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:21,994 I'm gonna make my lips even more bee-stung. 51 00:04:22,098 --> 00:04:26,917 I'm taking my face to Sweden to win the Nobel Peace Prize. 52 00:04:27,021 --> 00:04:30,666 Ain't nobody here tonight winning Miss Congeniality. 53 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,367 Ladies, five minutes. 54 00:04:40,756 --> 00:04:44,852 New York City! 55 00:04:44,957 --> 00:04:48,019 Pay your hometown girls some homage! 56 00:04:48,123 --> 00:04:53,147 Your drag-queen pageant finalists! 57 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,363 Miss Sheena Riviera. 58 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:58,514 Miss Missy! 59 00:04:59,608 --> 00:05:02,313 Cateria Raez! 60 00:05:03,654 --> 00:05:06,738 Cappuccino Commotion! 61 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:09,400 Vida Boheme! 62 00:05:11,203 --> 00:05:14,406 Noxeema Jackson! 63 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:18,214 Señorita Chi Chi! 64 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,382 Owwww! 65 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,332 ~ ... and the lady is mine ~ 66 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:26,560 ~ Mine, all mine, oh Well, she's never in the way ~ 67 00:05:26,664 --> 00:05:30,354 ~ Always something nice to say Oh, what a blessing ~ 68 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:32,441 ~ What a blessing ~ 69 00:05:32,545 --> 00:05:34,648 ~ I can leave her on her own ~ 70 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:38,362 ~ She's OK alone and there's no messing ~ 71 00:05:38,466 --> 00:05:40,071 ~ No messing ~ 72 00:05:40,175 --> 00:05:42,869 ~ She's a lady ~ 73 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:45,897 ~ Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady ~ 74 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:49,984 ~ Talkin' about that little lady ~ 75 00:05:51,702 --> 00:05:55,210 ~ And the lady is mine ~ 76 00:05:55,315 --> 00:05:56,799 ~ Mine, all mine, oh ~ 77 00:05:56,904 --> 00:06:00,970 ~ Well, she never asks very much and I don't refuse her ~ 78 00:06:01,075 --> 00:06:05,014 ~ Always treat her with respect I never would abuse her ~ 79 00:06:05,118 --> 00:06:09,225 ~ What she's got is hard to find and I don't want to lose her ~ 80 00:06:09,330 --> 00:06:15,922 ~ Help me build a mountain from a little pile of clay ~ 81 00:06:17,185 --> 00:06:20,111 ~ She's a lady ~ 82 00:06:20,216 --> 00:06:23,659 ~ Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady ~ 83 00:06:23,763 --> 00:06:27,185 ~ Talkin' about the little lady ~ 84 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:32,413 ~ And the lady is mine ~ 85 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:36,075 Hello, hello, hello! Good evening. 86 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:42,668 And here to present this year's Drag Queen Of The Year... 87 00:06:43,754 --> 00:06:45,886 last year's winner. 88 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:48,346 Put your hands together for 89 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:53,004 Miss Rachel Tensions! 90 00:07:08,487 --> 00:07:10,859 Hello! 91 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,490 Oh! 92 00:07:14,618 --> 00:07:16,129 Oh! 93 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:20,247 What can I say? My heart is full. 94 00:07:25,629 --> 00:07:29,212 - I love you! - Oh, thank you. 95 00:07:33,804 --> 00:07:35,512 Mama! 96 00:07:42,521 --> 00:07:46,490 Well, well. Here we all are again. 97 00:07:46,595 --> 00:07:49,160 Another year flies by 98 00:07:49,264 --> 00:07:52,652 and it's time to crown a new Drag Queen Of The Year. 99 00:07:54,491 --> 00:07:56,623 Proof that in New York City 100 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:59,544 a thing of beauty is a joy 101 00:07:59,648 --> 00:08:02,195 for exactly 12 months. 102 00:08:04,710 --> 00:08:07,960 May I have the envelope, please? 103 00:08:11,842 --> 00:08:15,645 Mmm-mmm. I don't know who he is 104 00:08:15,749 --> 00:08:20,846 but if there's a snowstorm tonight, he's going on my tyres. 105 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,158 The winner of the Drag Queen Of The Year 106 00:08:27,262 --> 00:08:32,366 will receive an all-expense-paid, round-trip ticket 107 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,734 to Hollywood, California! 108 00:08:37,868 --> 00:08:43,242 Where she can compete in the Drag Queen Of America contest. 109 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:48,252 I'm so excited I could just spit. 110 00:08:50,339 --> 00:08:52,497 And the winner is... 111 00:08:53,592 --> 00:08:56,261 We have a tie! 112 00:08:57,387 --> 00:09:00,275 - Tie? What's she mean, tie? - Oh, my God. 113 00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:03,108 - And the winners are... - Me... 114 00:09:03,212 --> 00:09:07,948 ...Miss Noxeema Jackson and Miss Vida Boheme! 115 00:09:08,052 --> 00:09:13,100 Work the runway, work it! To the future, diva women! 116 00:09:14,112 --> 00:09:16,188 Come, come. 117 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:31,886 Now, go and scandalise this country, girlfriends. 118 00:09:31,991 --> 00:09:35,130 This land was made for you and her. 119 00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:07,006 Us in Hollywood? This is total glam. 120 00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:09,675 I just hope nobody mistakes us for the Gabors. 121 00:10:09,779 --> 00:10:14,847 - We'll be seen at the China Bowl. - We will induce envy and rage. 122 00:10:14,951 --> 00:10:18,226 Look. That little Latin boy in drag is crying. 123 00:10:18,331 --> 00:10:22,649 Find out why that little Latin boy in drag is crying. 124 00:10:22,753 --> 00:10:25,648 Little Latin boy in drag, 125 00:10:25,753 --> 00:10:28,191 why are you crying? 126 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:32,950 Cos... It's just cos the two of you are so pretty, you know? 127 00:10:33,054 --> 00:10:35,284 - That's all? - Of course we're pretty 128 00:10:35,388 --> 00:10:37,742 but why are you crying? 129 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:41,291 Maybe she just found out Menudo broke up. 130 00:10:41,395 --> 00:10:43,857 Now, little one, what is your name? 131 00:10:44,953 --> 00:10:47,954 It's Chi Chi. Chi Chi Rodriguez. 132 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:53,221 - What's with the waterworks? - I wanted to win this so much 133 00:10:53,325 --> 00:10:57,136 because I never won nothing. Every time that I do something, 134 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:01,229 I get it wrong and somebody's always laughing at me. 135 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:05,228 But maybe I'll meet somebody nice who will rescue me, 136 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:09,320 instead of old men with their greasy bellies and their money 137 00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:12,487 and their... ...and leaving when the time is up. 138 00:11:12,591 --> 00:11:15,407 But, no, I'm a loser. That's why. I'm a loser. 139 00:11:15,511 --> 00:11:18,493 I hate my life, I hate myself, I hate everything! 140 00:11:18,597 --> 00:11:22,615 Listen, listen. You are a winner. You look like... 141 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:27,578 Well, you are a winner and... 142 00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:32,594 - Don't be looking at me. - Noxeema! 143 00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:36,554 Don't be giving me that bleeding-heart Sally Struthers look. 144 00:11:36,658 --> 00:11:39,140 Chi Chi, you just sit right here. 145 00:11:39,244 --> 00:11:42,558 I am going upstairs to have a talk with Miss Noxeema. 146 00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:45,978 - We will be right back. - I'm not going upstairs with you. 147 00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:48,898 I ain't driving you no more, Miss Daisy. 148 00:11:49,003 --> 00:11:52,234 Noxeema, we must all help others. 149 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:54,950 - How? - Take her with us to Hollywood. 150 00:11:55,055 --> 00:11:57,322 - Say what? - Take her with us. 151 00:11:57,427 --> 00:12:00,204 - How are we gonna do that? - Erm... 152 00:12:00,309 --> 00:12:03,288 Sell our plane tickets and the three of us go by bus. 153 00:12:03,392 --> 00:12:08,416 Uh-uh-uh. Not on your young, queer life. You and your causes. 154 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:13,342 That child is Latin. You don't want to get mixed up in that mess. 155 00:12:13,446 --> 00:12:15,676 She might be a Sandinista. 156 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:19,178 Noxeema Jackson, I must admit that I am shocked 157 00:12:19,282 --> 00:12:23,059 and just a little bit saddened by you. You, of all people. 158 00:12:23,163 --> 00:12:26,976 I remember the first time that I laid eyes 159 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,442 on a certain young ebony enchantress in the rough 160 00:12:30,546 --> 00:12:34,236 and how, through styling and the occasional make-up tip, 161 00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:38,282 I helped her look just a little bit less like Moms Mabley. 162 00:12:38,386 --> 00:12:41,994 - Moms Mabley? - And who'd think that enchantress 163 00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:45,496 would one day share a title with moi? 164 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,499 Now, on those steps, that dear little Spanish soul, 165 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:53,630 working that tired Abbe Lane drag for all it's worth 166 00:12:53,734 --> 00:12:55,783 is all alone in this world. 167 00:12:56,752 --> 00:13:00,471 And she just once wants to be special, 168 00:13:00,575 --> 00:13:04,056 to have a moment in the starlight, 169 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:08,511 to dream of being utterly, utterly fabulous. 170 00:13:13,977 --> 00:13:16,931 - Hello! - I'm walking here! I'm walking here! 171 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:22,642 Now, the China Bowl is the place if you want to be outrageous. 172 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:31,961 What stunning visions! Tell us your beauty secrets or we'll die. 173 00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:35,840 Darling, I cannot be held responsible for that. 174 00:13:35,944 --> 00:13:38,509 - I wish I was as beautiful as you. - Honey! 175 00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:41,041 Good luck. Come on, honey. 176 00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:47,293 Thank you. 177 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,979 - They really like us. - Love... 178 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,523 Delighted to meet us! 179 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,891 Vida! Hi. 180 00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:04,243 Excuse me. Oh, Vida, Vida! Che bellissima. Come va? 181 00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:06,644 Darling, enchanté. 182 00:14:07,656 --> 00:14:10,204 Oh, you spoke French. How bi. 183 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:13,420 Look at you, my little piñata. How are you? 184 00:14:13,524 --> 00:14:18,130 The only man of money matters, Mr John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. 185 00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:22,178 - ¡Ay, tan chulo! El gusto es mio. - No, no. El gusto es mio. 186 00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:24,470 No, papito, el gusto es mio. 187 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,597 - See that? - El gusto es mio. 188 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,602 Si te ajusto las nalgas... 189 00:14:28,706 --> 00:14:31,648 You remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. 190 00:14:31,752 --> 00:14:35,358 - His name is my name, too. - Do people shout? I hate that. 191 00:14:35,462 --> 00:14:38,276 Look at you! I'm like a compass near north. 192 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:42,028 - Congratulations on your victoire. - Thank you. 193 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,745 Now, we must talk. We have une petite crise. 194 00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:49,204 - Crise? Oh, jamais. - We have decided 195 00:14:49,308 --> 00:14:54,127 to take our young protégé, Miss Chi Chi, to Hollywood with us. 196 00:14:54,232 --> 00:14:56,923 - How Three Sisters. How Chekhov. - We? 197 00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,462 - What part do I play? - Two round trips to LA. 198 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,006 - To have or to dump? - To dump. 199 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,222 ~ To-dump, to-dump, to dump-dump-dump ~ 200 00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:08,268 - One thousand. - That is fabulous. 201 00:15:08,372 --> 00:15:11,812 - Then three round trips to LA. - Mode of transportation? 202 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:14,103 - Cheapest. - Oh, well, mule! 203 00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:16,524 Sorry, darling. Forgive me. 204 00:15:16,628 --> 00:15:19,858 - You've got her number. - Let's say bus. 205 00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:24,449 I do not do the bus. You have me mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks. 206 00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:28,827 Ixnay on the Hound, then. How about chemin de fer? Train. 207 00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:32,496 - Oh, yes! Does it have a club car? - How much? 208 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,960 Let's see. Three round-trip tickets, two adults, one child... 209 00:15:37,064 --> 00:15:39,214 Tell me, does it have a club car? 210 00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:42,132 1,500? 211 00:15:42,236 --> 00:15:45,551 That is totally out of our league. What else can we do? 212 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:48,305 On account of your need and unprecedented glamour, 213 00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:51,058 today you're the lucky winner of... 214 00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:55,731 - Can we pay in trade? - It's English, darling. Noxee. 215 00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:59,148 "Crazy Elijah - my cars are my children." 216 00:15:59,252 --> 00:16:02,402 Drop my name, anything on the lot - $50. 217 00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:07,159 - Problem solved. A lifesaver. - Are we driving to Los Angeles? 218 00:16:07,263 --> 00:16:09,660 - Cherry Lifesaver. - All-day sucker. 219 00:16:09,764 --> 00:16:13,917 Are we discussing driving from New York to Los Angeles? 220 00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:17,877 Don't start with me. We will go on. I've got to go. Bye! 221 00:16:17,981 --> 00:16:23,260 This America does not respond kindly to our sort of person. 222 00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:26,342 No one say anything frivolous for a few moments, 223 00:16:26,447 --> 00:16:28,885 I am having a significant experience. 224 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,558 Whoopee 225 00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:36,227 Miss Julie Newmar has been watching silently over this conversation. 226 00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:39,359 And look at her, vintage Miss Julie. 227 00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:42,849 She is the perfect, the ultimate... Oh! 228 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:47,612 Describe her and do not use the word "statuesque". 229 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:53,081 Miss Julie, you are statuesque and you were the only Cat Woman. 230 00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:55,581 - Read it, please. - "To Wong Foo, 231 00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:58,628 "thanks for everything, Julie Newmar." 232 00:16:58,732 --> 00:17:02,837 - Who was Wong Foo? - I don't know but they were close. 233 00:17:02,942 --> 00:17:04,676 I'm hungry. 234 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:09,845 We must take this message across the land as our sovereign token. 235 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:12,099 Let's just relax. 236 00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:16,809 I was back in the club car, now we're driving across America. 237 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:21,067 ¡Ay, nenita! Look! Look at this! Look what I found. 238 00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:23,651 Golly, golly, golly! 239 00:17:23,755 --> 00:17:27,446 - The seats are like butter. - Now this is a car. 240 00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:31,115 A car? Mary Alice Louise, no. This is a land yacht. 241 00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:34,867 I used to know a lawyer guy who had a car just like this 242 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:38,333 and I said then and there I'd have one for myself. 243 00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:41,462 - Can we have this? - But we daren't. 244 00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:44,257 I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield in this. 245 00:17:44,361 --> 00:17:46,712 Ooh! Not a good auto reference. 246 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:49,512 Please, it's a wreck. Ladies. 247 00:17:49,616 --> 00:17:53,915 Be careful with the... It'll never get you to California! 248 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:59,855 - It's the look! - Noxee, how can you possibly refuse? 249 00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:02,901 Internal combustion, the ultimate accessory. 250 00:18:03,005 --> 00:18:08,109 Ladies, please, for your own safety, go with the Toyota Corolla. 251 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,992 It comes down to that age-old decision. 252 00:18:11,096 --> 00:18:12,532 Style... 253 00:18:12,636 --> 00:18:15,147 or substance? 254 00:18:16,989 --> 00:18:19,314 Hmm... 255 00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,581 ~ Gotta move ~ 256 00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:32,793 ~ Gotta get out ~ 257 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:36,477 ~ Gotta leave this place ~ 258 00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:39,559 ~ Gotta find some place ~ 259 00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:42,940 ~ Some other place Some brand new place ~ 260 00:18:43,044 --> 00:18:47,150 ~ Some place where each face that I see won't be staring back at me ~ 261 00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:49,144 ~ Telling me what to be and how to be it ~ 262 00:18:49,479 --> 00:18:54,391 ~ Some place where I can just be me ~ 263 00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:57,609 ~ Gotta move ~ 264 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,497 ~ Gotta get out... ~ 265 00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:04,499 Let me ask you something. We just left Philadelphia, right? 266 00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:09,379 - So the next city is... - Bala Cynwyd. 267 00:19:09,484 --> 00:19:13,050 - Bala Cynwyd. It's Welsh. - That's right. 268 00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:16,969 - How do you know that? - How did you know that? 269 00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,725 Believe it or not, it's my hometown. 270 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:23,227 - Get out! - Oh, my goodness! I want to see! 271 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:28,068 - I wanna see where she was birthed! - The birthplace of Miss Vida Boheme. 272 00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:31,697 There's got to be a historical marker or something. 273 00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:37,328 ~ ... when I find me that new place, maybe ours ~ 274 00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:39,119 ~ Gotta leave this town ~ 275 00:19:39,223 --> 00:19:41,039 ~ Gotta leave this place ~ 276 00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:47,209 ~ Gotta find a new man ~ 277 00:19:47,313 --> 00:19:49,410 ~ Gotta move ~ 278 00:19:54,086 --> 00:19:58,249 Welcome to Bala Cynwyd. It's so beautiful! 279 00:19:59,591 --> 00:20:04,937 Here, they made me stop being Esther Williams in Million Dollar Mermaid, 280 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:08,189 thus marring the Methodist annual picnic. 281 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,608 How come you never told us you were rich? 282 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:16,533 - I'm not rich, my parents are. - You gave all this up? 283 00:20:16,637 --> 00:20:19,867 There will be a barbecue at Twelve Oaks tonight. 284 00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:23,415 We were so poor my parents got married for the rice. 285 00:20:23,519 --> 00:20:25,539 Why did you give this up? 286 00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:29,042 - Vida gave all this up to be Vida. - Hello. 287 00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:32,341 Next time you give something like this up, call me, I'll take it. 288 00:20:32,445 --> 00:20:34,593 There. There. 289 00:20:34,697 --> 00:20:38,796 ¡Ay, mama! Look! 290 00:20:45,804 --> 00:20:48,924 Fabulous. Simply fabulous. 291 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,246 Maps are cheating. 292 00:21:06,351 --> 00:21:09,295 Don't do that! What are you doing? 293 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,445 Go back! 294 00:21:12,289 --> 00:21:16,951 Oh, Jesus. Vida, this is unbecoming of a lady. 295 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:27,558 How are we gonna know where we're going? 296 00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:31,357 - Instincts, my dear. - And exquisite wit. 297 00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:35,025 To become a drag queen, you have to learn these things. 298 00:21:35,129 --> 00:21:39,155 What do you mean, "be a drag queen"? I am a drag queen. 299 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:43,444 Oh, child, no. You are, simply put, a boy in a dress. 300 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,624 When a straight man puts on a dress to get kicks, 301 00:21:47,728 --> 00:21:49,748 he is a transvestite. 302 00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:52,464 When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body 303 00:21:52,569 --> 00:21:55,757 and has the little operation, he is a transsexual. 304 00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:58,132 - I know that. - When a gay man 305 00:21:58,236 --> 00:22:03,683 has way too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen. 306 00:22:03,787 --> 00:22:04,929 Thank you. 307 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:10,429 And when a tired Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress. 308 00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:16,902 - I'm just a boy in a dress? - Definitely. 309 00:22:17,007 --> 00:22:21,724 OK, OK, that's it. That does it. I'm history. 310 00:22:23,944 --> 00:22:29,334 Maybe there is a place for somebody like me but I don't need that. 311 00:22:29,438 --> 00:22:31,124 She running across the border. 312 00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:34,755 You have huge potential and you are squandering it! 313 00:22:34,859 --> 00:22:36,673 What do you care? 314 00:22:36,778 --> 00:22:40,052 Yes, you will start off a mere boy in a dress. 315 00:22:40,156 --> 00:22:42,636 But when we are done with this crusade, 316 00:22:42,741 --> 00:22:44,762 Auntie Vida and Auntie Noxee 317 00:22:44,866 --> 00:22:49,187 will give you the outrageous outlook and indomitable spirit 318 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:52,630 that it will take to make you a full-fledged drag queen. 319 00:22:54,224 --> 00:22:58,655 So now, I want you to turn your sway-backed little self around 320 00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:03,225 on those Robert Clergerie knockoffs and get back in this car. 321 00:23:04,526 --> 00:23:06,685 Maybe I'm not just a boy in a dress. 322 00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:15,032 All right. You are a drag princess. 323 00:23:16,038 --> 00:23:18,797 I could live with that. I'm a princess. 324 00:23:18,901 --> 00:23:23,176 P to the R to the IN to the CESS! I'm a princess! 325 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:27,305 - Are you all right? - You gotta like! Princess Chi Chi. 326 00:23:27,409 --> 00:23:30,353 That's fine but you still have a lot to learn 327 00:23:30,457 --> 00:23:33,065 before you're a full-fledged queen. 328 00:23:33,169 --> 00:23:36,064 Can I stay a princess? They're younger. 329 00:23:36,168 --> 00:23:40,654 Does everything have to be a joke? This is not a masquerade, it's real. 330 00:23:40,758 --> 00:23:43,449 There are steps to becoming a queen. 331 00:23:43,554 --> 00:23:46,228 I'm sorry. How many? 332 00:23:48,153 --> 00:23:51,985 Four. There are four steps to becoming a drag queen. 333 00:23:53,075 --> 00:23:55,207 Tell me, what are they? 334 00:23:55,311 --> 00:23:59,127 Patience, ma chérie. You will know when you've done them. 335 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:03,047 Miss Noxeema, our duchess of protocol, will inform you. 336 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:08,261 Just pay attention. Auntie Vida will make you a big old queen. 337 00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:11,394 God grant me the serenity to accept being a boy in a dress, 338 00:24:11,498 --> 00:24:15,309 the courage to change with the fashions and the wisdom to know the difference. 339 00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:18,314 Congratulations, Miss Rodriguez. 340 00:24:18,419 --> 00:24:21,945 That was step number one towards true queenliness. 341 00:24:22,049 --> 00:24:24,069 Step one already! 342 00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:27,451 Let good thoughts be your sword and shield. 343 00:24:27,555 --> 00:24:30,702 ~ Take a look at yourself What do you see? ~ 344 00:24:30,806 --> 00:24:34,454 ~ A willing victim of mediocrity ~ 345 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:38,668 ~ No one told you you can't have it all ~ 346 00:24:38,772 --> 00:24:42,215 ~ It's time to act up and have a ball ~ 347 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,245 ~ You've got to be yourself Gonna change that vibe... ~ 348 00:24:46,878 --> 00:24:49,472 I'm so tired, I wish I were dead. 349 00:24:49,576 --> 00:24:52,640 We all tired, honey. 350 00:24:52,745 --> 00:24:55,099 We're gonna have to stop sometime. 351 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:58,271 I know. I've just sort of been postponing it. 352 00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:00,637 Stop torturing us. 353 00:25:04,646 --> 00:25:06,188 OK. 354 00:25:16,408 --> 00:25:19,295 Budget Hosts are really good, I'm serious. 355 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,923 You can keep the mints even if you don't stay all night. 356 00:25:23,027 --> 00:25:25,546 It's a Budget Host. 357 00:25:25,651 --> 00:25:28,802 I don't know. It's just so Middle America. 358 00:25:28,906 --> 00:25:31,888 - Why don't we sleep in the car? - Oh, please 359 00:25:31,992 --> 00:25:34,014 I've got to sleep in a real bed. 360 00:25:34,118 --> 00:25:39,061 People are gonna be cruel, maybe violent. We have been there before. 361 00:25:39,165 --> 00:25:43,109 Let's throw you two a pity party. Two fraidy old ladies. 362 00:25:43,213 --> 00:25:46,361 - What is she doing? - Live life before it lives you. 363 00:25:46,465 --> 00:25:48,903 - She'll get herself killed. - When? 364 00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,953 Gonna be second-rate your whole life. 365 00:25:52,057 --> 00:25:53,909 Please get in this car. 366 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:57,246 I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch Of The West. 367 00:25:57,350 --> 00:25:59,040 Chi Chi, please! 368 00:25:59,144 --> 00:26:02,376 I need some sleep tonight, OK? 369 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,712 - Take a picture, it'll last longer. - We have to go get her. Let's go. 370 00:26:05,817 --> 00:26:08,429 Why do you always do this to me? 371 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:11,805 - Ridiculous. A bunch of wet rags. - She's crazy. 372 00:26:11,909 --> 00:26:15,100 We're staying in this no-tell motel so be quiet. 373 00:26:15,204 --> 00:26:19,938 - I should have met you outside. - It's OK, Mr Manager. 374 00:26:20,042 --> 00:26:22,523 We came in for a little sanctuary. 375 00:26:22,627 --> 00:26:25,986 - Welcome. - Welcome? 376 00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:30,074 - There's wine and cheese. - I love to be wined and dined. 377 00:26:30,179 --> 00:26:32,869 You'll meet many of your friends inside. 378 00:26:32,973 --> 00:26:35,536 Friends? 379 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,287 Get with the programme. No one is so rich as to throw away a friend. 380 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:41,543 Is there a drag ball going on? 381 00:26:41,647 --> 00:26:44,295 Basketball? 382 00:26:44,399 --> 00:26:46,944 I'll be centre, you be cheerleader. 383 00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:51,510 Come on, over here! 384 00:26:51,615 --> 00:26:54,338 - I'm open. - Move the ball around. 385 00:26:59,219 --> 00:27:00,963 Yeah! 386 00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:12,111 Miss Chi Chi, I must commend you 387 00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:14,739 on your entrance into this establishment. 388 00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:19,082 Oooh! Absolutely. Step two, big time. 389 00:27:19,186 --> 00:27:22,914 Halfway towards utter, utter fabulousness. 390 00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:26,585 Step two to becoming a queen - ignore adversity. 391 00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:29,154 - Toast to Miss Chi Chi. - We salute you. 392 00:27:45,807 --> 00:27:47,883 ~ Oh, she's a brick ~ 393 00:27:48,977 --> 00:27:50,851 ~ House ~ 394 00:27:51,897 --> 00:27:55,533 ~ She's mighty, mighty Just lettin' it all hang out ~ 395 00:27:55,637 --> 00:27:57,952 ~ She's a brick ~ 396 00:27:58,056 --> 00:27:59,577 ~ House ~ 397 00:27:59,682 --> 00:28:02,996 ~ I like ladies stacked And that's a fact ~ 398 00:28:03,101 --> 00:28:06,833 ~ Ain't holding nothing back Oh, she's a brick ~ 399 00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:08,339 ~ House ~ 400 00:28:08,444 --> 00:28:11,384 ~ Yeah, she's the one The only one ~ 401 00:28:11,488 --> 00:28:13,332 ~ Built like an Amazon... ~ 402 00:28:23,345 --> 00:28:27,888 "Lost in the hot embrace of Damien's sinewy bronze flesh, 403 00:28:28,809 --> 00:28:32,279 "Laritza surrendered her body completely..." 404 00:28:32,383 --> 00:28:33,526 Oh! 405 00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:37,907 "...melting with every touch of his insatiable lipses." 406 00:28:38,012 --> 00:28:39,977 Oh, stop. My nerves. 407 00:28:41,071 --> 00:28:43,120 Where the freak are we? 408 00:28:43,224 --> 00:28:45,663 The last person I saw 409 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:50,238 didn't have but two teeth in his mouth, so I guess West Virginia. 410 00:28:56,003 --> 00:28:58,845 - Oh, what in gay hell? - What's the matter? 411 00:28:58,949 --> 00:29:01,931 - This could prove problematic. - Why? 412 00:29:02,036 --> 00:29:05,811 The first name on my driver's licence is Eugene. 413 00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:07,565 Eugene? 414 00:29:07,669 --> 00:29:10,011 Yes. Eugene? 415 00:29:11,101 --> 00:29:12,761 Eugene?! 416 00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:42,390 - Can I see your licence? - What seems to be the problem? 417 00:29:42,494 --> 00:29:44,976 You got a tail light out. Your licence. 418 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:49,065 Oh! A tail light out. That is the very least of our problems. 419 00:29:49,169 --> 00:29:51,188 - What have we got here? - Hola. 420 00:29:51,292 --> 00:29:52,483 Hi. 421 00:29:52,587 --> 00:29:55,735 Erm... I was wondering if you could help us. 422 00:29:55,839 --> 00:29:58,533 We are three young career girls from... 423 00:29:58,637 --> 00:30:01,743 - Career girls? - Yes. From New York City. 424 00:30:01,848 --> 00:30:04,283 We are so lost you cannot believe. 425 00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:08,249 - Where do you think we are? - West Virginia? 426 00:30:08,353 --> 00:30:10,290 West Virginia? 427 00:30:10,395 --> 00:30:13,545 You're a long way from West Virginia, girls. 428 00:30:13,649 --> 00:30:18,083 Could you possibly help us find a moderately priced hotel? 429 00:30:19,836 --> 00:30:22,762 We don't go for that around these parts, 430 00:30:22,867 --> 00:30:25,894 white girls riding around with niggers and spics. 431 00:30:25,998 --> 00:30:29,226 - Talk to him, you speak honky. - Sheriff Dullard... 432 00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:31,769 - That's Dollard. - I am sorry. 433 00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:35,862 - It's Dollard. - It says Dullard on your name tag. 434 00:30:35,966 --> 00:30:38,605 It's a misprint! 435 00:30:40,899 --> 00:30:44,233 As I was saying, we are three young career girls... 436 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,318 - You're pretty. - Why, thank you. 437 00:30:50,075 --> 00:30:52,501 Step out of the vehicle. 438 00:30:52,606 --> 00:30:55,465 - Don't do it. - Vida, please be careful. 439 00:30:55,569 --> 00:30:57,615 Get out of the car. 440 00:30:59,835 --> 00:31:01,384 Christ, you're tall. 441 00:31:01,488 --> 00:31:05,411 - Is this really necessary? - Where's your licence? 442 00:31:07,259 --> 00:31:09,832 Come with me to my car. Come on. 443 00:31:10,929 --> 00:31:12,838 You stay in the vehicle. 444 00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:19,277 Officer, if I could just explain. My licence, the name... 445 00:31:19,381 --> 00:31:22,863 - Don't worry about your licence. - Don't worry? 446 00:31:22,967 --> 00:31:25,895 I think maybe he's prejudiced. 447 00:31:27,571 --> 00:31:30,276 I bet you were the brightest in your class. 448 00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:34,708 What are you doing? 449 00:31:34,812 --> 00:31:37,213 - Give me a kiss. - No. Please, no. 450 00:31:37,317 --> 00:31:41,175 I know what you want. You know what you career girls want? 451 00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:43,928 - Careers? - Same thing as every girl wants. 452 00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:47,513 - No, please don't do this. - Give Daddy some sugar. 453 00:31:47,617 --> 00:31:50,478 Please, no! Please. No. 454 00:31:50,582 --> 00:31:53,304 When a lady says no, she means... 455 00:31:54,139 --> 00:31:56,760 Get your hand off my dick, buddy! 456 00:32:01,104 --> 00:32:03,477 Sheriff Dullard? 457 00:32:04,566 --> 00:32:06,440 Sh-Sheriff Dullard? 458 00:32:10,822 --> 00:32:13,748 Noxee. Oh, no. Noxee! 459 00:32:13,853 --> 00:32:17,583 - Don't go out there. - What is going on? 460 00:32:17,688 --> 00:32:20,966 I think he's dead. Don't leave me. 461 00:32:21,070 --> 00:32:23,589 - I killed him. - Why is he on the ground? 462 00:32:23,694 --> 00:32:25,762 - Are you sure? - Don't go over! 463 00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:28,558 - How do you know he's dead? - I'm not sure. 464 00:32:28,662 --> 00:32:33,018 - He had his hand up my dress... - Feeling you up? 465 00:32:33,122 --> 00:32:35,633 He was trying to have his way with me. 466 00:32:37,808 --> 00:32:42,238 - How do you know he's dead? - If you want to know, you check. 467 00:32:42,342 --> 00:32:45,199 - Don't get an attitude. - Let me check. 468 00:32:45,304 --> 00:32:48,450 I knew this accountant who died on me like this. 469 00:32:48,554 --> 00:32:52,110 - Be careful, Chi Chi. - I can't believe this. 470 00:32:54,324 --> 00:32:58,294 Mamis, don't quote me but I think this one is deceased. 471 00:32:58,398 --> 00:33:03,255 Oh, my God. A dead white policeman? 472 00:33:03,359 --> 00:33:07,219 - Should we blow? - Yes. Two words, b-low. 473 00:33:07,324 --> 00:33:11,053 - Let's go. - Don't leave me with this dead man! 474 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:15,352 Look, Miss Necrophilia, get yourself in this car right now! 475 00:33:15,456 --> 00:33:19,315 I can't believe this. I get a nice crown, a nice sceptre, 476 00:33:19,419 --> 00:33:22,641 then I end up being part of... 477 00:34:13,362 --> 00:34:15,734 What are we gonna do now? 478 00:34:30,712 --> 00:34:33,417 Lovely night. Look at those stars. 479 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,895 Come on. 480 00:34:36,999 --> 00:34:39,506 Use your muscles. Jealous? 481 00:34:46,019 --> 00:34:48,152 Oh, no, it isn't. 482 00:34:48,256 --> 00:34:51,572 Please... 483 00:34:51,676 --> 00:34:54,454 Now, we're stuck here forever. I knew it. 484 00:34:54,558 --> 00:34:58,580 I could be in a comfortable, climate-controlled environment 485 00:34:58,684 --> 00:35:01,205 on a transcontinental airline, 486 00:35:01,310 --> 00:35:05,587 enjoying my individual package of peanuts and my warm towel 487 00:35:05,691 --> 00:35:07,713 if it wasn't for what? What? 488 00:35:07,817 --> 00:35:09,968 The little Hispanic rent-a-tart. 489 00:35:10,072 --> 00:35:14,345 I didn't ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so. 490 00:35:14,450 --> 00:35:18,558 Did I ask you to be making me over and jump all kinds of hoops? 491 00:35:18,662 --> 00:35:20,268 No, I don't think so. 492 00:35:20,372 --> 00:35:24,692 And do I want to go to jail because of some cop-killer? 493 00:35:24,797 --> 00:35:27,487 The next town, I'm jumping on the first man 494 00:35:27,591 --> 00:35:31,908 and I'm riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two 495 00:35:32,012 --> 00:35:35,075 because this trip sucks, it sucks. 496 00:35:35,179 --> 00:35:39,537 After all we've done to include you, you would leave us so quickly? 497 00:35:39,642 --> 00:35:41,164 Like that. 498 00:35:41,268 --> 00:35:43,501 All right. 499 00:35:43,605 --> 00:35:46,547 Since you have learned absolutely nothing, 500 00:35:46,652 --> 00:35:50,406 I am hereby stripping you of all your princess points. 501 00:35:51,293 --> 00:35:55,262 - Ooh, that's voodoo. That's cold. - You can't do that. 502 00:35:55,367 --> 00:35:59,180 When I think Noxee and I decided to take pity on this Latin boy in drag 503 00:35:59,284 --> 00:36:04,022 - and bring her along with us... - "Noxee and l"? Uh, uh, uh. 504 00:36:04,127 --> 00:36:08,860 No, no! Noxee didn't decide anything. Noxee got dragged into this. 505 00:36:08,965 --> 00:36:13,366 What about the two of you leaving poor Miss Vida 506 00:36:13,470 --> 00:36:17,787 at the hands of this possibly dead Sheriff Dullard 507 00:36:17,891 --> 00:36:22,440 and you stayed stuck in this car like Mary Jo Kopechne? 508 00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:27,878 O dear and oft-thanked Wong Foo, 509 00:36:27,983 --> 00:36:32,090 it's not that I'm asking for help but if something, anything... 510 00:36:32,194 --> 00:36:36,885 If somebody gave me back my princess points, I would get us a ride. 511 00:36:36,990 --> 00:36:40,100 How can you hitchhike if there are no cars, stupid? 512 00:36:40,204 --> 00:36:44,606 You don't know me very well. I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe. 513 00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:47,799 I got more legs than a bucket of chicken. 514 00:36:50,435 --> 00:36:53,156 She'll get kidnapped by some mountain man 515 00:36:53,260 --> 00:36:55,279 and we will have to rescue her. 516 00:36:55,383 --> 00:36:58,524 Why she always gotta have the last word, huh? 517 00:37:19,089 --> 00:37:21,138 You need a ride? 518 00:37:21,242 --> 00:37:23,393 Yeah! Our car died over there 519 00:37:23,498 --> 00:37:27,355 and I just need to go pick up my friends, all right? 520 00:37:27,459 --> 00:37:29,304 Hop in. 521 00:37:45,699 --> 00:37:49,834 Get inside. I got us a ride to Spidersville. 522 00:37:49,939 --> 00:37:51,988 That's Snydersville. 523 00:37:53,165 --> 00:37:55,122 Thank you, Wong Foo. 524 00:38:00,339 --> 00:38:02,720 - Hi. - Hi. 525 00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:04,875 Thank you. 526 00:38:53,517 --> 00:38:57,109 Well, ladies, welcome to Snydersville. 527 00:38:57,213 --> 00:38:59,061 Thank you. 528 00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:04,694 - Virgil! Carol Ann! - OK... 529 00:39:09,408 --> 00:39:11,667 Virgil? 530 00:39:11,771 --> 00:39:13,617 Carol Ann? 531 00:39:15,872 --> 00:39:19,076 And you thought the Dust Bowl was over? 532 00:39:20,419 --> 00:39:25,496 - Bobby Ray, is that you? - It sure is. Is Virgil in? 533 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:31,438 - Virgil. It's Bobby Ray. You in? - No. 534 00:39:31,542 --> 00:39:33,562 He's in. 535 00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:36,777 Tell him we got a big Cadillac broke down upside the road. 536 00:39:36,881 --> 00:39:39,694 He's got a big Cadillac broke down. 537 00:39:39,798 --> 00:39:43,555 - So? - He'll be right down. 538 00:39:53,368 --> 00:39:55,417 OK, well, this is it. 539 00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:58,966 Here you got your bathroom, you got towels. 540 00:39:59,070 --> 00:40:02,466 If you want anything, holler. We'll put your bags in the hall. 541 00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:05,092 You've got an overhead light here. 542 00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:08,173 - Go get it. - That's not cool. 543 00:40:09,551 --> 00:40:12,727 You girls all did want to be in the same room. 544 00:40:12,831 --> 00:40:17,431 Do you, by chance, have a room that's possibly more inhabitable? 545 00:40:18,602 --> 00:40:20,818 This is the presidential suite. 546 00:40:20,922 --> 00:40:25,365 Must have been one of those bad presidents. 547 00:40:25,469 --> 00:40:28,329 You seem a little tired so I'll leave you be. 548 00:40:28,434 --> 00:40:31,873 Your car should be ready tomorrow. It's only one night. 549 00:40:31,978 --> 00:40:36,961 - Excuse me. - There's no toilet. 550 00:40:37,065 --> 00:40:38,880 You know what I think? 551 00:40:38,985 --> 00:40:42,630 The last black person to stay here was Sam Cooke. 552 00:40:42,734 --> 00:40:44,925 "'The fates must despise me 553 00:40:45,029 --> 00:40:47,596 "'for I am doomed to spend the rest of my days 554 00:40:47,701 --> 00:40:50,138 "'in this miserable cell.' 555 00:40:50,242 --> 00:40:52,311 "The rest of her days? 556 00:40:52,415 --> 00:40:56,521 "Suddenly, from out of the darkness came evidence to the contrary. 557 00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:58,980 "'By the sword of my father before me, 558 00:40:59,084 --> 00:41:02,733 "'I, Juan Carlos la Noche will rescue Princess Laritza."' 559 00:41:02,838 --> 00:41:07,160 I think tomorrow I'll wear a say-something hat. 560 00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:11,148 I think tomorrow is a say-something hat day. 561 00:41:13,865 --> 00:41:17,585 "'I'm here to save you, Princess Laritza.' 562 00:41:17,689 --> 00:41:21,196 "'You are my knight in shining armour."' 563 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,749 Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament Of Roses Parade? 564 00:41:58,853 --> 00:42:01,669 - Because you're as big as a float? - Your mother. 565 00:42:01,774 --> 00:42:03,879 - Thank you. - OK. 566 00:42:03,983 --> 00:42:08,509 As soon as I get to a town with a bus I'm out of here. Howdy, y'all. 567 00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:10,829 Hello. 568 00:42:12,716 --> 00:42:15,852 For girls, they're sure strong and big. 569 00:42:15,957 --> 00:42:19,020 - Brunell? - Virgil. 570 00:42:19,124 --> 00:42:23,528 Oh, Virgil. So how long will she take to fix? 571 00:42:23,632 --> 00:42:27,360 - All of five minutes. - Oh, my goodness. Thank you. 572 00:42:27,464 --> 00:42:29,655 When I get the part. 573 00:42:29,759 --> 00:42:35,161 See, I don't have any Cadillac parts, especially no old ones. 574 00:42:35,266 --> 00:42:40,124 - I can order it for Monday. - It's Saturday morning now. 575 00:42:40,228 --> 00:42:43,505 - What do we do till Monday? - You got to wait. 576 00:42:43,609 --> 00:42:46,914 Oh, no, no, no, no! People are waiting for me. 577 00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:54,588 Ladies. Ladies. You're just gonna have to wait. 578 00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:59,091 - Maybe Virgil can call his friend... - Carol Ann. 579 00:43:01,890 --> 00:43:04,067 Excuse me. 580 00:43:04,172 --> 00:43:07,068 What are we gonna do now, Miss Know-It-All? 581 00:43:07,172 --> 00:43:09,111 - Hello. - What are we gonna do? 582 00:43:09,215 --> 00:43:11,321 We will have to stay here till Monday 583 00:43:11,426 --> 00:43:15,812 and get to know this lovely town and its inhabit... ants. 584 00:43:16,571 --> 00:43:19,691 Excuse me. What are you gawking at? 585 00:43:21,159 --> 00:43:24,252 What are you gonna do about it? 586 00:43:24,356 --> 00:43:26,506 Nothing. 587 00:43:26,611 --> 00:43:30,717 I love roughnecks. If I was your bread, would you be my butter? 588 00:43:30,821 --> 00:43:33,342 My God. This is my idea of hell! 589 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:36,930 - Careful. - Who is their art director? Ma Joad? 590 00:43:37,035 --> 00:43:40,267 We will make the most of it. Watch. 591 00:43:40,371 --> 00:43:43,899 Pardon me, kind sirs. Pardon me. 592 00:43:44,003 --> 00:43:46,317 Thank you. 593 00:43:46,421 --> 00:43:49,113 My name is Vida Boheme of the Manhattan Bohemes 594 00:43:49,218 --> 00:43:53,029 and my travelling companions and I 595 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:56,201 will be staying in your fair hamlet for the weekend. 596 00:43:56,305 --> 00:44:01,070 Are there some historical points of interest that we should not miss? 597 00:44:03,619 --> 00:44:08,695 She can't hear and she don't talk. She's just a little... 598 00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:11,678 Oh. Oh... 599 00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:16,886 There's nothing interesting here for you, you're from New York City. 600 00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:19,883 But we'll try to be accommodating. 601 00:44:22,095 --> 00:44:24,847 Well, er, thank you. 602 00:44:27,059 --> 00:44:28,525 Pardon me. 603 00:44:28,629 --> 00:44:34,114 But let's just all suck it up and make this place tolerable, OK? 604 00:44:34,218 --> 00:44:38,105 Now, ready? Operation Decorator Storm. 605 00:44:42,407 --> 00:44:46,357 ~ Wonder Woman Wonder Woman ~ 606 00:44:47,162 --> 00:44:51,214 ~ All the world is waiting for you ~ 607 00:44:51,318 --> 00:44:54,095 ~ And the power you possess ~ 608 00:44:54,199 --> 00:44:59,265 ~ In your satin tights Fighting for your rights ~ 609 00:44:59,369 --> 00:45:03,670 ~ And the old red, white and blue ~ 610 00:45:05,347 --> 00:45:07,221 ~ Wonder Woman ~ 611 00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:11,267 ~ Wonder Woman ~ 612 00:45:13,021 --> 00:45:14,895 ~ Wonder Woman ~ 613 00:45:16,984 --> 00:45:19,826 ~ Wonder Woman ~ 614 00:45:19,930 --> 00:45:23,023 ~ You're a wonder, Wonder Woman ~ 615 00:45:32,457 --> 00:45:34,415 - That's him. - Jeez! 616 00:45:39,381 --> 00:45:42,268 - This guy's living. - You think? 617 00:45:42,372 --> 00:45:46,017 - Sheriff Dullard? - Dollard here. 618 00:45:46,121 --> 00:45:48,855 - Your badge says Dullard. - It's a misprint. 619 00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:53,226 - Sheriff, what happened here? - I was attacked. 620 00:45:56,398 --> 00:45:59,157 - Hello, Loretta. - Hello. 621 00:45:59,261 --> 00:46:04,829 Alcoholic. Low self-esteem. Her daddy used to call her Baby Ugly. 622 00:46:04,934 --> 00:46:07,991 She took to the bottle as soon as she could swallow. 623 00:46:08,994 --> 00:46:13,507 Over there. Her and her husband ain't had sex for nearly seven years. 624 00:46:13,611 --> 00:46:18,678 Another mess is the youngest of the Budd family over there. 625 00:46:18,782 --> 00:46:22,390 Poor thing, he's got a sad little... st-st-st-stutter. 626 00:46:22,494 --> 00:46:26,140 It'd bring a tear to your eye. Then there's Clara. 627 00:46:26,244 --> 00:46:29,478 You can say anything to her. She don't hear, she can't talk. 628 00:46:29,582 --> 00:46:31,400 - She can't hear you? - No. 629 00:46:31,504 --> 00:46:34,023 Your stockings are falling down! 630 00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:39,659 There's no medical reason. Ever since her husband lost the movie theatre 631 00:46:39,763 --> 00:46:44,368 and he run off with that lady film - what do you call it? - Distributor. 632 00:46:44,472 --> 00:46:49,322 Oh! Now, over there is Jimmy Joe, who runs the Rooster and Pony. 633 00:46:50,577 --> 00:46:53,697 He is the nicest coloured man you'd ever want to meet. 634 00:46:55,666 --> 00:46:57,907 Robert Mitchum? 635 00:46:59,628 --> 00:47:03,137 Yoo-hoo! Excuse me, you forgot something! 636 00:47:03,241 --> 00:47:05,763 Hello! Excuse me! 637 00:47:05,867 --> 00:47:08,142 You forgot your picture! 638 00:47:08,246 --> 00:47:12,145 I picked it up because I didn't want it to get dragged... 639 00:47:12,249 --> 00:47:15,842 Oh, no, girlfriend... Did you just do a U-ie? 640 00:47:16,979 --> 00:47:22,535 Oh, girl. I'm coming. I'm a-coming! I'm gonna get you. 641 00:47:22,639 --> 00:47:24,409 I'm just trying to give you back... 642 00:47:24,513 --> 00:47:26,368 Ooh! Ow! 643 00:47:26,472 --> 00:47:28,495 I don't find this funny any more. 644 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,710 Sheriff Dollard, we've read your filed report 645 00:47:31,814 --> 00:47:34,627 regarding the assault in your jurisdiction 646 00:47:34,732 --> 00:47:38,840 and we should ask a few questions before we pursue this case. 647 00:47:38,944 --> 00:47:42,137 First off, with regards to the assailant, 648 00:47:42,241 --> 00:47:47,640 are we correct in summarising, if we can clarify matters by saying that... 649 00:47:47,745 --> 00:47:50,125 you got beat up by a girl? 650 00:47:55,559 --> 00:47:57,691 They were not girls. 651 00:47:57,795 --> 00:48:02,312 They were boys, three of them, and one of them was black. 652 00:48:03,483 --> 00:48:07,747 - May we see Exhibit A? - Found at the scene of the crime. 653 00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:09,249 All right! 654 00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:12,822 They were dressed up like girls but they were boys. 655 00:48:13,910 --> 00:48:17,668 You sons of bitches. Don't laugh at me! 656 00:48:17,773 --> 00:48:22,050 I was attacked by perverts! If you won't do something, I will! 657 00:48:22,154 --> 00:48:26,557 - Mrs Dollard... - Give me the shoe. 658 00:48:26,662 --> 00:48:29,973 - Mrs Dollard. - Shut up. Just shut up! 659 00:48:30,078 --> 00:48:32,728 I'm gonna bring back three corpses. 660 00:48:32,833 --> 00:48:35,231 And when you look up their dresses 661 00:48:35,335 --> 00:48:38,649 if you don't find something you shouldn't find, 662 00:48:38,753 --> 00:48:41,396 I don't know what. 663 00:49:05,545 --> 00:49:07,594 I was a Fresh-Air Fund kid. 664 00:49:07,699 --> 00:49:12,216 They used to take us troubled kids into the country for picnics... 665 00:49:16,807 --> 00:49:19,761 I didn't know it was gonna be a party. 666 00:49:22,646 --> 00:49:26,726 I would have dressed for it. Liquorice, anyone? 667 00:49:33,323 --> 00:49:37,958 I guess it's a poker party, you got all your players, you don't need me. 668 00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:40,362 Looksies, no feelsies. 669 00:49:45,502 --> 00:49:48,871 Anybody read any good books lately? 670 00:49:55,929 --> 00:49:59,013 Come on! 671 00:50:03,604 --> 00:50:06,273 That's how you pick up a lady. 672 00:50:12,321 --> 00:50:14,914 Carol Ann, darling, we need more towels. 673 00:50:15,018 --> 00:50:19,459 We've gone through the first 14 but, you know, girl stuff. 674 00:50:19,563 --> 00:50:23,671 - Are you crying? - No. Just chopping onions. 675 00:50:23,776 --> 00:50:27,762 TVW - the very worst. Quick household hint, if I may. 676 00:50:27,866 --> 00:50:30,678 Put these on and it will shield your eyes... 677 00:50:30,783 --> 00:50:34,392 - No, don't. - Oh, darling, what happened? 678 00:50:34,496 --> 00:50:35,685 Nothing. 679 00:50:35,789 --> 00:50:39,519 You are going to have a shiner, put a steak on that. 680 00:50:39,623 --> 00:50:42,734 These boxes dropped on me from that closet. 681 00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:45,810 Anyway, I got to get this dinner ready. 682 00:50:49,107 --> 00:50:51,701 - Oh, oh! May I? - What's that? 683 00:50:51,805 --> 00:50:54,370 Just a little spice. 684 00:50:54,474 --> 00:50:57,897 - A little paprika... - No, don't! No, don't! 685 00:50:58,992 --> 00:51:01,835 - We don't use spices here. - I am sorry. 686 00:51:01,939 --> 00:51:05,170 - Virgil does not like it. - I'm just pushy. 687 00:51:05,275 --> 00:51:08,831 Virgil does like his way, doesn't he? 688 00:51:10,587 --> 00:51:13,346 You're very observant. 689 00:51:13,450 --> 00:51:16,560 As a matter of fact... 690 00:51:16,664 --> 00:51:20,144 I can't help but observe right now 691 00:51:20,248 --> 00:51:24,006 that there are no chopped onions anywhere. 692 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,849 I think that maybe you'd better just let me finish this alone. 693 00:51:31,942 --> 00:51:34,397 Surely. 694 00:51:38,657 --> 00:51:42,626 And the box in the closet? Good one, darling. 695 00:51:42,731 --> 00:51:46,883 I used to tell people that when my father called me cruel names, 696 00:51:46,987 --> 00:51:50,077 it was just because of his sense of humour. 697 00:51:52,421 --> 00:51:54,470 If you need more towels, 698 00:51:54,574 --> 00:51:58,711 you'll find them in the closet down at the end of the hallway. 699 00:52:11,898 --> 00:52:13,864 Hello. 700 00:52:13,968 --> 00:52:15,991 I brought your picture back. 701 00:52:16,095 --> 00:52:18,285 You dropped it earlier and... 702 00:52:18,389 --> 00:52:20,854 Thank you. You're welcome. 703 00:52:25,329 --> 00:52:28,828 Wow. Miss Thing got some stuff in here. 704 00:52:31,043 --> 00:52:33,249 Mind if I sit? 705 00:52:35,005 --> 00:52:37,892 Whoo! 706 00:52:37,996 --> 00:52:42,011 That little run you took me on really took a lot out of me. 707 00:52:43,096 --> 00:52:46,382 Not that I'm not in shape or anything, but... 708 00:52:54,858 --> 00:52:57,829 Those boys didn't hurt you, did they, Miss Chi Chi? 709 00:52:57,933 --> 00:53:00,246 Just a little bit, Bobby. 710 00:53:00,350 --> 00:53:03,157 Nothing time won't heal. Thank you. 711 00:53:04,159 --> 00:53:08,211 Look at your eyes. They as blue as window cleaner, Bobby Lee. 712 00:53:08,315 --> 00:53:11,175 That's Bobby Ray. Bobby Lee's a girl. 713 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,092 I'm sorry. Is that your girlfriend? 714 00:53:14,196 --> 00:53:18,349 No, I don't got one of those. A girlfriend, I mean. I got a name - 715 00:53:18,454 --> 00:53:20,712 Bobby Ray but you know that. 716 00:53:25,347 --> 00:53:29,843 Sorry. They have a mind of their own, you know. My goodness. 717 00:53:30,936 --> 00:53:34,610 My God, that was so brave what you did back over there. 718 00:53:34,715 --> 00:53:35,906 Aw... 719 00:53:36,011 --> 00:53:39,907 You were just like a regular knight in shining pick-up truck. 720 00:53:40,012 --> 00:53:43,706 - Stop it. - What time are you due... 721 00:53:43,810 --> 00:53:46,273 Bobby! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 722 00:53:53,041 --> 00:53:55,330 That's so romantical. 723 00:53:57,421 --> 00:54:00,955 God. I don't have the words. 724 00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:07,607 Don't cry, Miss Chi Chi. Please don't cry. 725 00:54:07,711 --> 00:54:13,321 Miss Chi Chi, if you were my girl, you'd never cry for anything, 726 00:54:13,425 --> 00:54:16,064 except maybe from happiness. 727 00:54:22,029 --> 00:54:24,317 You said a mouthful. 728 00:54:34,374 --> 00:54:36,581 - Let's go. - All right. 729 00:54:50,557 --> 00:54:54,389 Don't think that I can't see you, Miss Bobby Lee. Come, come. 730 00:54:56,104 --> 00:54:59,991 So, you are Virgil and Carol Ann's eldest, am I right? 731 00:55:00,095 --> 00:55:02,660 Yeah. How did you know? 732 00:55:02,764 --> 00:55:05,456 I'm the eldest in my family, too. 733 00:55:05,561 --> 00:55:07,163 Wow. 734 00:55:07,268 --> 00:55:09,613 I picked these for your mom. 735 00:55:10,827 --> 00:55:14,420 They only grow in darkness and dank 736 00:55:14,524 --> 00:55:16,823 but sweetness, how they blossom. 737 00:55:17,709 --> 00:55:20,710 - You know a lot. - Oh, please. 738 00:55:22,172 --> 00:55:25,392 I guess it's on account of what you really are. 739 00:55:25,496 --> 00:55:28,551 Bobby Ray told me what you really are. 740 00:55:29,638 --> 00:55:31,897 - He did? - Yeah. 741 00:55:32,002 --> 00:55:34,612 You're a career girl. 742 00:55:34,716 --> 00:55:37,904 Oh! Yes. Yes. 743 00:55:38,009 --> 00:55:40,195 I could never be like that. 744 00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:43,450 Oh, no. You can be anything you want. 745 00:55:43,554 --> 00:55:46,536 You just imagine good things happening 746 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,622 - and you make them happen. - Oh. 747 00:55:49,727 --> 00:55:55,378 Well, what if what I want to imagine is a boy I want to go out with? 748 00:55:55,482 --> 00:55:59,091 You might want to set your sights a tiny bit higher. 749 00:55:59,196 --> 00:56:03,598 Just to start off. Then I'll work on the career-girl stuff. 750 00:56:03,702 --> 00:56:06,930 Miss Vida thinks that I don't have a dream. 751 00:56:07,035 --> 00:56:10,811 I'm not Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. 752 00:56:10,916 --> 00:56:15,983 I'm gonna tell you what it is because I knew I could trust you, 753 00:56:16,087 --> 00:56:18,818 being as you're not a big talker and everything. 754 00:56:18,923 --> 00:56:21,821 My plan is that, while in Hollywood, 755 00:56:21,926 --> 00:56:26,411 I will be approached by an eminent producer - at the Ivy, no doubt - 756 00:56:26,516 --> 00:56:29,412 to star in the lush film version 757 00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:33,357 of the life of Miss Dorothy Dandridge. 758 00:56:34,661 --> 00:56:39,296 Oh, yes. That noble blacktress who never played domestic help 759 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,426 and whose career was crushed by the white Hollywood machine. 760 00:56:43,531 --> 00:56:45,803 Homegirl ended up dying penniless. 761 00:56:45,907 --> 00:56:49,139 I can remember almost everything she's ever done, 762 00:56:49,244 --> 00:56:53,314 from Serenade Sun Valley to Bahama Passage. 763 00:56:53,419 --> 00:56:54,983 Gorgeous performance. 764 00:56:55,087 --> 00:56:59,153 After that was Hit Parade Of '43, Drums Of The Congo. 765 00:56:59,258 --> 00:57:02,820 No, no, no - Drums Of The Congo, then Hit Parade Of '43. 766 00:57:02,924 --> 00:57:04,825 Then between that and Carmen Jones 767 00:57:04,929 --> 00:57:07,448 she did something... Road. Road... road. 768 00:57:07,552 --> 00:57:09,410 - Bright Road. - Thank you. 769 00:57:09,514 --> 00:57:11,998 Carmen Jones and then Island In The Sun 770 00:57:12,102 --> 00:57:15,666 and her co-star in Carmen Jones was Miss Pearl Bailey, 771 00:57:15,770 --> 00:57:19,824 whose birthday I think should be a national holiday. 772 00:57:22,918 --> 00:57:25,409 Did you say something? 773 00:57:27,923 --> 00:57:30,932 Carmen Jones, then Island In The Sun, 774 00:57:31,036 --> 00:57:35,856 then Decks Ran Red, then, oh, yes, Porgy And Bess. 775 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:40,150 Oh, spectacular. Then there was... er... er... 776 00:57:40,254 --> 00:57:43,512 - Tamango. - Tamango... 777 00:57:45,524 --> 00:57:47,184 Malaga. 778 00:57:48,193 --> 00:57:50,536 Malaga. 779 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,955 Honey, when did you start talking? 780 00:57:53,059 --> 00:57:56,540 Wanna try Lena Horne? 781 00:57:56,644 --> 00:57:58,379 Go, girl. 782 00:57:58,484 --> 00:58:01,341 Feature debut, 1942. 783 00:58:01,445 --> 00:58:03,538 Panama Hattie! 784 00:58:05,294 --> 00:58:08,552 That's wonderful. That is just wonderful. 785 00:58:08,656 --> 00:58:11,684 You're not gonna start walking across water 786 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:14,296 and making the blind see, are you? 787 00:58:24,146 --> 00:58:27,116 You put spices in here. 788 00:58:27,221 --> 00:58:29,479 Some fell in. I scooped them out. 789 00:58:32,571 --> 00:58:37,500 You do this to make me mad. Why do you want to make me mad? 790 00:58:37,604 --> 00:58:40,380 - I scooped them out. - Why are you arguing with me? 791 00:58:40,484 --> 00:58:43,455 - I'm not. - You want me to hit you? 792 00:58:51,757 --> 00:58:53,833 Take them out. 793 00:59:07,940 --> 00:59:09,406 - Jimmy Jay? - Joe. 794 00:59:09,510 --> 00:59:11,199 - Joe Jay. - Jimmy Joe. 795 00:59:11,303 --> 00:59:13,825 Can we have one ladies' cocktail... 796 00:59:13,929 --> 00:59:15,620 - Miss Clara! - I know her. 797 00:59:15,724 --> 00:59:19,167 - Hey, girl. - Hi, sweetie. Sit here. 798 00:59:19,272 --> 00:59:22,001 - Hi. I'm Noxeema. - How do you do? 799 00:59:22,106 --> 00:59:24,921 - Noxeema Jackson. - Noxeema? 800 00:59:25,025 --> 00:59:27,969 Uh-huh. Jesse's daughter. 801 00:59:28,073 --> 00:59:30,802 So, Beatrice, what are we working on? 802 00:59:30,906 --> 00:59:34,055 We are working on decorations for the Strawberry Social. 803 00:59:34,159 --> 00:59:36,975 - Strawberry Social? - The biggest thing in these parts. 804 00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:40,606 We're doing it tomorrow. We all make strawberry pies, 805 00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:45,010 we take them into the centre of town, then we eat the strawberry pies. 806 00:59:46,144 --> 00:59:48,470 Then we go home. 807 00:59:50,023 --> 00:59:53,199 Oh, lovely! Une fête champêtre. 808 00:59:53,304 --> 00:59:55,325 - May I? - Oh, please. 809 00:59:55,430 --> 00:59:58,291 Is there music and dancing and? 810 00:59:58,395 --> 01:00:03,250 We used to have a hollering contest but some people didn't like it. 811 01:00:03,354 --> 01:00:07,086 We give out ribbons for the best strawberry pie. 812 01:00:07,190 --> 01:00:09,508 - This party craves a theme. - Theme? 813 01:00:09,613 --> 01:00:12,918 What do strawberries say to anyone here? 814 01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:16,473 Well, erm... 815 01:00:16,577 --> 01:00:19,559 Strawberries are red. 816 01:00:19,663 --> 01:00:22,395 Good. That's a start. 817 01:00:22,499 --> 01:00:26,055 - Wild strawberries. - Yes, wonderful! 818 01:00:26,935 --> 01:00:30,111 - Red and wild. That's your theme. - What? 819 01:00:30,216 --> 01:00:36,116 Red and wild is our theme. You know what we should have today? 820 01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:39,830 - A day with the girls. - A day with the girls. 821 01:00:39,935 --> 01:00:44,792 Somebody has to drive me to Greenville. Come on. 822 01:00:44,896 --> 01:00:50,260 A day with the girls, like in New York high society! 823 01:00:50,364 --> 01:00:52,382 Merna, what's a day with the girls? 824 01:00:52,487 --> 01:00:56,053 Katina, first you do volunteer work 825 01:00:56,157 --> 01:00:58,557 and then you get your hair done, 826 01:00:58,662 --> 01:01:00,560 then you pick out a new outfit 827 01:01:00,665 --> 01:01:03,274 and then you go sit in a café and talk. 828 01:01:03,378 --> 01:01:06,401 I've never heard that expression before. 829 01:01:06,505 --> 01:01:09,317 I'm Merna. I run the beauty parlour. 830 01:01:09,421 --> 01:01:11,850 Beauty parlour? 831 01:01:15,984 --> 01:01:18,060 Here, here it is! 832 01:01:19,905 --> 01:01:21,364 Oh! 833 01:02:30,225 --> 01:02:33,112 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 834 01:02:33,217 --> 01:02:35,486 Man! Look at that! 835 01:02:35,590 --> 01:02:39,450 It's like living in a Tex Avery cartoon. 836 01:02:39,554 --> 01:02:41,952 I think we should just ignore them. 837 01:02:42,057 --> 01:02:45,248 Oh, no, no, no. Noxee, please, no. 838 01:02:45,353 --> 01:02:47,565 What's all this noise? 839 01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:52,463 Oh, baby. You are a whole lot of woman. 840 01:02:52,567 --> 01:02:54,588 I know what you need. 841 01:02:54,692 --> 01:02:57,553 I hardly think you're the man to give it to me. 842 01:02:57,658 --> 01:03:01,162 - Oh, no? - Tough talk. 843 01:03:05,177 --> 01:03:07,725 Thank you. 844 01:03:07,829 --> 01:03:11,054 I think you should apologise to me. 845 01:03:12,935 --> 01:03:16,488 And I also think you should apologise to those ladies. 846 01:03:16,592 --> 01:03:20,117 I ain't apologising to no ladies. No way. 847 01:03:20,221 --> 01:03:21,786 No way. 848 01:03:21,890 --> 01:03:26,072 Just as I expected. Well... do you like my nails? 849 01:03:31,078 --> 01:03:32,951 Walk. 850 01:03:34,247 --> 01:03:37,414 What can I say? She's had a difficult life. 851 01:03:38,418 --> 01:03:42,054 What did you say your name was? Your name? 852 01:03:42,159 --> 01:03:44,346 - Tommy. - Tommy, Tommy. 853 01:03:44,450 --> 01:03:48,227 Well, Tommy, this is Miss Vida and Miss Clara 854 01:03:48,331 --> 01:03:51,357 and this is Miss Katina and Miss Merna, 855 01:03:51,462 --> 01:03:55,445 Miss Loretta and of course Miss Little Bobby Lee. 856 01:03:55,549 --> 01:03:59,027 Now, Tommy, when you encounter such gorgeous ladies, 857 01:03:59,132 --> 01:04:02,531 the correct way to greet them is to say, 858 01:04:02,635 --> 01:04:06,689 "Good afternoon, ladies." Can you say that, Tommy? 859 01:04:08,448 --> 01:04:10,126 Good afternoon, ladies. 860 01:04:10,230 --> 01:04:13,709 Unless it's the evening and then you say what? 861 01:04:13,813 --> 01:04:15,881 Good evening, ladies. 862 01:04:15,985 --> 01:04:18,927 Go home, take a bath, comb your hair 863 01:04:19,031 --> 01:04:22,426 and please put on a clean shirt when you step outside. 864 01:04:22,530 --> 01:04:25,920 It's an affront to the very delicacy of my nature. 865 01:04:29,636 --> 01:04:31,712 Miss Clara. 866 01:04:37,686 --> 01:04:41,278 You just got to know how to talk to people. 867 01:04:41,382 --> 01:04:44,576 And a four and a five 868 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,700 and a six 869 01:04:46,804 --> 01:04:50,204 and a seven and a eight. 870 01:04:50,308 --> 01:04:52,209 Children, and one. 871 01:04:52,313 --> 01:04:54,333 Plié on two. 872 01:04:54,437 --> 01:04:57,412 And three, opening four. 873 01:04:58,665 --> 01:05:01,156 Come, come, come. 874 01:05:02,669 --> 01:05:04,958 Hello, you handsome thing. 875 01:05:06,298 --> 01:05:10,684 - All right. No colours. - No. No. No. No. 876 01:05:10,788 --> 01:05:14,889 We just have-have w-what's on the f-floor. 877 01:05:16,308 --> 01:05:21,986 - We're not gonna have much luck. - It is looking somewhat serious. 878 01:05:22,091 --> 01:05:24,657 What? 879 01:05:24,761 --> 01:05:28,369 - Oh, my God! - What? Speak to me. 880 01:05:28,473 --> 01:05:30,983 Oh! Oh... 881 01:05:32,616 --> 01:05:36,234 Oh! Oh! I can't believe it! Oh! 882 01:05:37,496 --> 01:05:40,829 Look! They're from the Sixties! 883 01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:46,554 There's a whole bunch of it, there's something for everybody. 884 01:05:46,658 --> 01:05:50,471 T-That's just s-stuff my grandma bought w-when she opened. 885 01:05:50,575 --> 01:05:55,397 It never s-s-s-sold and she never s-s-s-sent it b-b-back 886 01:05:55,501 --> 01:05:58,942 and we were gonna g-give it to Good-Good-Good... 887 01:05:59,046 --> 01:06:00,650 Good-Good-Good... 888 01:06:00,754 --> 01:06:04,447 - Can you believe? I can't believe! - Good-Good-Good... 889 01:06:04,551 --> 01:06:07,865 Look at this. Look, look. 890 01:06:07,969 --> 01:06:10,830 Oh, Miss Clara, you're gonna look like Emma Peel. 891 01:06:10,934 --> 01:06:13,369 Ooh! Sorry. 892 01:06:13,473 --> 01:06:15,821 Goodwill. 893 01:06:17,744 --> 01:06:22,175 - Yes. For me. - No, no, no. No, this is mine. 894 01:06:22,279 --> 01:06:26,301 Oh, there's this fringe, honey. I think I'm gonna black out. 895 01:06:26,405 --> 01:06:29,387 ~ Another time Another place ~ 896 01:06:29,491 --> 01:06:32,935 ~ A little Maybelline to spread on my face, well ~ 897 01:06:33,039 --> 01:06:36,934 ~ Lace underwear A tube of Nair ~ 898 01:06:37,039 --> 01:06:40,233 ~ Make up my eyes and I tease out my hair, yeah... ~ 899 01:06:40,338 --> 01:06:42,902 ~ Polish my pumps... ~ - Good afternoon. 900 01:06:43,006 --> 01:06:44,572 ~ And I pull on some hose ~ 901 01:06:44,676 --> 01:06:47,988 ~ Break out my clothes, yeah, I need to unload ~ 902 01:06:48,092 --> 01:06:51,824 ~ It makes me feel so mighty real ~ 903 01:06:51,928 --> 01:06:55,873 ~ Run in my stockings hey, it ain't no big deal ~ 904 01:06:55,977 --> 01:07:00,545 ~ Turn it out You've got to turn it out... ~ 905 01:07:00,650 --> 01:07:03,546 This book has been sort of a Bible for me 906 01:07:03,651 --> 01:07:05,700 and, well... here. 907 01:07:07,794 --> 01:07:09,472 "DV." 908 01:07:09,576 --> 01:07:15,353 "The Au-au-autobiography Of Diana "V-Vreeland." 909 01:07:15,457 --> 01:07:18,511 And l-l-l-I should read this? 910 01:07:19,556 --> 01:07:23,110 Oh, hon, you should commit sections to memory. 911 01:07:23,214 --> 01:07:26,277 Check yourself, Loretta, before you wreck yourself. 912 01:07:26,382 --> 01:07:29,491 ~ Shine up the runway while I powder my nose ~ 913 01:07:29,595 --> 01:07:32,453 ~ Turn on the spotlight Gonna strike up a pose ~ 914 01:07:32,558 --> 01:07:36,663 ~ Well, for savoir faire, more derrière... ~ 915 01:07:36,767 --> 01:07:39,278 Oh! 916 01:07:40,744 --> 01:07:43,837 ~ Turn it out You've got to turn it out ~ 917 01:07:43,941 --> 01:07:48,540 ~ Looking like a luminary, extraordinary, sing it... ~ 918 01:07:52,422 --> 01:07:56,372 Acting real proud of yourself like a New York City girl, huh? 919 01:08:01,431 --> 01:08:05,023 - God! It's still too spicy. - I scooped them out... 920 01:08:05,128 --> 01:08:08,860 Don't argue with me because if you argue, you're gonna lose. 921 01:08:08,964 --> 01:08:11,311 - It's too goddamn hot! - No! 922 01:08:13,986 --> 01:08:17,411 Eartha... Miss Kitt to you. 923 01:08:17,515 --> 01:08:21,541 Dinah Washington sitting on this shelf getting dusty! 924 01:08:21,645 --> 01:08:25,948 Honey, we should play these. The air should be filled with music. 925 01:08:33,547 --> 01:08:35,180 ~ Je cherche un homme... ~ 926 01:08:35,284 --> 01:08:37,434 - Here, put this on. - Oh, no. 927 01:08:37,538 --> 01:08:40,435 - Why? - No, I can't do that. It's too big. 928 01:08:40,539 --> 01:08:43,189 It can never be too big. Here, put this on. 929 01:08:43,293 --> 01:08:45,314 Come on. Dance with me. 930 01:08:45,418 --> 01:08:49,405 ~ Peu m'importe comment il se nomme ~ 931 01:08:49,510 --> 01:08:53,892 ~ S'il est un homme, un homme, un homme... ~ 932 01:08:55,986 --> 01:08:59,411 "That season, we were loaded with pizzazz," 933 01:08:59,515 --> 01:09:01,862 "earrings of fuchsia and peach." 934 01:09:02,909 --> 01:09:06,463 "Mind you, peach." 935 01:09:06,567 --> 01:09:09,381 "And hats. Hats, hats, hats." 936 01:09:09,485 --> 01:09:12,328 "Hats for career girls." 937 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,931 "How I adored Paris." 938 01:09:16,035 --> 01:09:19,348 Jimmy Joe, this is not just a restaurant any more. 939 01:09:19,452 --> 01:09:21,882 You have turned it into a lovely café. 940 01:09:22,929 --> 01:09:24,812 A café? 941 01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:28,987 Now slap a dollar surcharge on every bill out here. Paid for. 942 01:09:29,091 --> 01:09:31,986 Thank you, my little Miss Vida. 943 01:09:32,091 --> 01:09:35,240 I've got a secret romance. Couldn't you just lose it? 944 01:09:35,344 --> 01:09:39,497 - To say the least. - I got a secret romance, too. 945 01:09:39,601 --> 01:09:41,498 Oh, shut up. For real? 946 01:09:41,602 --> 01:09:44,876 And this secret romance is very handsome, I hear. 947 01:09:44,981 --> 01:09:46,085 Miss Vida! 948 01:09:46,189 --> 01:09:50,213 Mine, too. What a coinky-dinky. And he's so sweet. 949 01:09:50,317 --> 01:09:53,715 Mine, too. And, oh, he's so strong. 950 01:09:53,820 --> 01:09:57,513 Let me tell you, my papi is built like a brick... 951 01:09:57,617 --> 01:10:00,809 - Let's go. - Ow! What's the matter with you? 952 01:10:00,913 --> 01:10:05,961 Bobby Lee, listen. The way to make things happen is imagine. 953 01:10:08,767 --> 01:10:10,641 Imagine. 954 01:10:17,276 --> 01:10:22,704 ~ He doesn't have to be handsome as a picture ~ 955 01:10:22,808 --> 01:10:27,277 ~ An ordinary guy's all right with me... ~ 956 01:10:34,626 --> 01:10:37,552 Oh, Carol Ann, what on earth? 957 01:10:37,656 --> 01:10:40,085 I'm just so clumsy. I mean... 958 01:10:41,174 --> 01:10:43,978 Virgil yelled at me. I mean, he called out to me. 959 01:10:44,083 --> 01:10:47,504 And, well, I just spilled the stew. 960 01:10:47,973 --> 01:10:52,350 Hon, do you, like, ever not cry in this room? 961 01:11:03,905 --> 01:11:07,125 Oooh! Guess what I see. 962 01:11:07,230 --> 01:11:10,043 - I spy with my little eye. - What is this? 963 01:11:10,147 --> 01:11:12,611 Somebody's coming courting. 964 01:11:13,665 --> 01:11:16,674 Miss Vida, I just kept thinking it was happening. 965 01:11:16,779 --> 01:11:18,717 I imagined just like you said. 966 01:11:18,821 --> 01:11:21,721 Is that who you have your little brown roots set on? 967 01:11:21,825 --> 01:11:23,976 - Yeah. - Shush. 968 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,127 No, mamita, please! 969 01:11:29,222 --> 01:11:32,971 - Evening, ladies. - Good evening, Bobby Ray. 970 01:11:33,810 --> 01:11:36,698 I come to ask somebody out to the sociable. 971 01:11:36,802 --> 01:11:39,742 - Well, I declare. - I declare. 972 01:11:39,847 --> 01:11:42,568 - I declare. - I decline. 973 01:11:43,779 --> 01:11:48,156 Well, er, it's tomorrow afternoon, so I best be asking. 974 01:11:51,745 --> 01:11:55,670 - Bobby Lee? - Yes, Bobby Ray? 975 01:11:55,774 --> 01:11:59,423 Could you do me a favour and take the little ones inside? 976 01:11:59,528 --> 01:12:02,836 I need to talk to Miss Chi Chi Rodriguez in private. 977 01:12:07,260 --> 01:12:10,353 Bobby Lee, mamita, don't be so sensitive. 978 01:12:10,457 --> 01:12:13,567 - Bobby Lee! - She's so sensitive. 979 01:12:13,671 --> 01:12:17,307 Bobby Lee. I didn't know it'd happen. 980 01:12:18,438 --> 01:12:22,452 - Er, Miss Chi Chi... - Won't you come back in an hour? 981 01:12:22,556 --> 01:12:27,188 - Er... - Shh. Just say yes. OK. I'll see you. 982 01:12:33,578 --> 01:12:37,171 It's absolutely out of the question. 983 01:12:37,275 --> 01:12:40,175 You're not my mamas and you can't stop me. 984 01:12:40,279 --> 01:12:44,349 Darling, you most certainly will not be going out with Mr Bobby Ray. 985 01:12:44,453 --> 01:12:46,638 Why not? We got a lot in common. 986 01:12:46,743 --> 01:12:49,937 For starters, the same business in between your legs. 987 01:12:50,041 --> 01:12:51,855 Poinky-poinky-poink-poink! 988 01:12:51,959 --> 01:12:54,440 If he gets a whiff of your wiles, darling... 989 01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:57,775 It's the "why I'm always right and you're wrong" song 990 01:12:57,879 --> 01:13:00,573 sung by her lonely breasteses herself. 991 01:13:00,677 --> 01:13:03,656 What do you know about relationships? 992 01:13:03,761 --> 01:13:06,659 - I mean, who loves you, baby? - Be quiet, Chi Chi. 993 01:13:06,764 --> 01:13:11,666 Nobody, that's who. Not even your rich mommy and daddy. 994 01:13:11,770 --> 01:13:15,583 Oh, oh! I know what this is about. This is about jealousy 995 01:13:15,687 --> 01:13:20,048 because I'm going out with a cute boy and you ain't. Hello, goodbye. 996 01:13:20,152 --> 01:13:24,427 You are deceiving that child. That boy does not know which end is up 997 01:13:24,532 --> 01:13:28,097 and you know that Miss Bobby Lee is in love with him. 998 01:13:28,201 --> 01:13:30,102 So what if she is? 999 01:13:30,206 --> 01:13:33,769 Maybe I want something? What's wrong with that? 1000 01:13:33,873 --> 01:13:36,024 Miss Girl is dealing with some demons. 1001 01:13:36,129 --> 01:13:41,068 - I will not allow you to play games. - Allow? Allow! 1002 01:13:41,172 --> 01:13:44,865 There are human rules by which we operate, sweetheart. 1003 01:13:44,970 --> 01:13:47,829 I'm so sick of this freakazoid white lady 1004 01:13:47,933 --> 01:13:53,415 telling a black lady and a Latin lady which way is up, down and under. 1005 01:13:53,519 --> 01:13:57,839 You can laugh but I hope you pack that Cadillac because I'm staying. 1006 01:13:57,943 --> 01:14:02,426 You're staying? Well, Miss Jennifer Holliday, go ahead and stay. 1007 01:14:02,530 --> 01:14:04,095 Don't forget to write. 1008 01:14:04,199 --> 01:14:06,807 She truly does have a piñata for a head. 1009 01:14:06,911 --> 01:14:08,724 Don't go there, Vida. 1010 01:14:08,828 --> 01:14:11,519 She's an oppressive gringa with a pinga. 1011 01:14:11,623 --> 01:14:14,436 - All right, y'all. - You are a puta Spanish fly. 1012 01:14:14,540 --> 01:14:18,149 - Don't go there. - You are an uptight, cellulite, 1013 01:14:18,253 --> 01:14:20,025 fossil-face, cracker witch. 1014 01:14:20,129 --> 01:14:23,527 Listen to me, you little sway-backed, Third World... 1015 01:14:23,631 --> 01:14:26,742 - She went there. ...selfish piece of street trash! 1016 01:14:26,846 --> 01:14:28,866 You're the selfish one, 1017 01:14:28,970 --> 01:14:32,618 bossing people's lives around without them even asking you, 1018 01:14:32,723 --> 01:14:34,737 Mrs Ann Landers pain in my culo. 1019 01:14:35,325 --> 01:14:37,752 How dare you think that... 1020 01:14:37,856 --> 01:14:39,671 What is that noise? 1021 01:14:39,776 --> 01:14:44,759 You want to know? That's you running into everybody's house... 1022 01:14:44,863 --> 01:14:46,800 Shut up, Chi Chi! 1023 01:14:46,905 --> 01:14:50,304 When I look at you, it makes me want to throw up. 1024 01:14:50,408 --> 01:14:54,601 - Virgil's beating up Carol Ann. - Most likely. 1025 01:14:54,705 --> 01:14:56,977 Well, we have to help her. 1026 01:14:57,081 --> 01:15:00,192 No, no. Vida, there are times when you help people 1027 01:15:00,296 --> 01:15:03,321 and then there are times when if you help people, 1028 01:15:03,425 --> 01:15:07,864 you ends up being killed, so you don't help people. 1029 01:15:07,968 --> 01:15:10,284 She trusts me and I trust her. 1030 01:15:10,388 --> 01:15:13,869 There's a fine line between trust and stupidity 1031 01:15:13,973 --> 01:15:18,211 and there's people you don't trust cos they will stab you in the ribs. 1032 01:15:18,315 --> 01:15:21,461 I thought you had learned a little bit more than this. 1033 01:15:21,565 --> 01:15:24,003 You need to mind your own business. 1034 01:15:24,107 --> 01:15:27,885 What is going on upstairs has nothing to do with you. 1035 01:15:27,989 --> 01:15:30,388 You deal with what's going on right here. 1036 01:15:30,492 --> 01:15:33,722 Mami, save it. Everybody's business is her business. 1037 01:15:33,826 --> 01:15:37,104 You go ahead, girl. You're gonna get screwed. 1038 01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:40,604 You're not a queen because you sit on a throne, 1039 01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:43,902 you're a queen because you couldn't cut it as a man 1040 01:15:44,006 --> 01:15:46,184 so you had to put on a dress. 1041 01:15:48,774 --> 01:15:51,033 - What did you say? - You heard me. 1042 01:15:51,137 --> 01:15:53,185 I've had quite enough... 1043 01:16:03,872 --> 01:16:05,966 What the hell? 1044 01:16:06,070 --> 01:16:08,051 Vida, please. No. It's OK. 1045 01:16:08,156 --> 01:16:11,596 Carol Ann, I'm sorry but I cannot take this any more. 1046 01:16:11,701 --> 01:16:15,180 Noxee, could you take care of Miss Carol Ann? 1047 01:16:15,285 --> 01:16:18,378 Virgil and I have something we must discuss. 1048 01:16:20,055 --> 01:16:22,693 So, I gather you like hitting ladies. 1049 01:16:22,797 --> 01:16:25,986 Some ladies need to get hit. 1050 01:16:26,090 --> 01:16:29,644 Then, conversely, some men need to be hit back. 1051 01:16:35,153 --> 01:16:39,289 Oh, God. Virgil's gonna hurt Vida so bad. 1052 01:16:39,393 --> 01:16:43,752 Carol Ann, there's something you should know about Vida, mami. 1053 01:16:43,856 --> 01:16:45,462 Well... 1054 01:16:45,566 --> 01:16:49,047 Vida works out. Vida works out. 1055 01:16:49,152 --> 01:16:50,953 A lot. 1056 01:17:10,355 --> 01:17:12,431 All right, move ahead. 1057 01:17:19,698 --> 01:17:21,691 All right, go ahead. 1058 01:17:26,747 --> 01:17:28,620 Move on. 1059 01:17:32,002 --> 01:17:36,304 Oh, man, sometimes I think we should just get rid of all the men. 1060 01:17:36,408 --> 01:17:39,890 Well, not all of us... them are bad. 1061 01:17:39,994 --> 01:17:42,311 We just need to get rid of all the men. 1062 01:17:42,415 --> 01:17:45,230 You're just post-traumatised. 1063 01:17:45,334 --> 01:17:50,319 Well, maybe Mr Rogers. I mean, he just seems sensitive. 1064 01:17:50,423 --> 01:17:55,114 - Well, Mel Gibson. He has a cute can. - Oh, please! 1065 01:17:55,218 --> 01:17:58,940 Yeah. He can stay but he's not allowed to think or speak. 1066 01:18:08,956 --> 01:18:10,580 Psst! 1067 01:18:15,337 --> 01:18:16,997 Shh! 1068 01:18:25,097 --> 01:18:29,723 My goodness. You're always on time. And twice as sweet as usual. 1069 01:18:31,186 --> 01:18:33,945 I guess you're never gonna disappoint me. 1070 01:18:34,049 --> 01:18:38,991 How could I disappoint you? I'm your knight in a shiny pick-up, remember? 1071 01:18:39,095 --> 01:18:44,997 Of course I remember. My knight in shining whatever that was. 1072 01:18:45,101 --> 01:18:49,377 Oh, God, it's so beautiful out tonight, isn't it? 1073 01:18:49,481 --> 01:18:51,049 Yeah. 1074 01:18:51,153 --> 01:18:54,299 My whole life I've always wanted someone 1075 01:18:54,403 --> 01:18:57,180 who will understand how I felt inside 1076 01:18:57,284 --> 01:19:00,557 and someone who would hold me for always 1077 01:19:00,661 --> 01:19:03,835 and then you showed up and you were it. 1078 01:19:04,928 --> 01:19:08,520 You make me feel like the most perfect girl. 1079 01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:12,024 I don't have to do that. You are the perfect girl. 1080 01:19:12,128 --> 01:19:15,156 - Sorry, no. - I mean it. You're beautiful. 1081 01:19:15,260 --> 01:19:19,282 - Please. - You've got class, glamour. 1082 01:19:19,386 --> 01:19:21,408 - Shut up. - You're exotic. 1083 01:19:21,512 --> 01:19:23,829 Stop. 1084 01:19:23,934 --> 01:19:25,832 Oh, don't stop. 1085 01:19:25,937 --> 01:19:30,920 And there's something about the way that you talk, you know. 1086 01:19:31,024 --> 01:19:34,050 Like no-nonsense. Like... 1087 01:19:34,154 --> 01:19:38,049 You'd never lie to me, you'd never keep a secret from me. 1088 01:19:38,153 --> 01:19:40,251 I really respect that. I do. 1089 01:19:41,965 --> 01:19:44,181 What is it? 1090 01:19:44,285 --> 01:19:46,186 What did I say? 1091 01:19:46,290 --> 01:19:48,688 I was... 1092 01:19:48,792 --> 01:19:50,857 If you really love someone, 1093 01:19:50,962 --> 01:19:54,183 you could keep one big secret from them. 1094 01:19:57,439 --> 01:19:59,821 - No. - No? 1095 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:04,785 I really feel that if you love somebody with all of your heart, 1096 01:20:04,889 --> 01:20:09,043 then you could never keep a secret from them. 1097 01:20:09,148 --> 01:20:13,042 You couldn't even sit on one little teeny lie? 1098 01:20:13,146 --> 01:20:15,170 - No. - No. 1099 01:20:15,275 --> 01:20:17,537 No matter how big or how small. 1100 01:20:22,506 --> 01:20:23,723 Oh... 1101 01:20:23,827 --> 01:20:29,227 We're saving Mel Gibson. With a gag. 1102 01:20:29,331 --> 01:20:33,107 Right. Mr Rogers, Keanu Reeves, Denzel Washington... 1103 01:20:33,211 --> 01:20:35,970 - And... - And Bobby Ray. 1104 01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:40,224 Yeah, you mustn't forget about Bobby Ray. 1105 01:20:42,651 --> 01:20:46,576 Bobby Lee, I've been thinking about a lot of things lately 1106 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:50,919 and I don't want Bobby Ray because he's such a local, right? 1107 01:20:51,023 --> 01:20:53,041 So go ahead. You can have him. 1108 01:20:53,146 --> 01:20:57,089 Just take him. He's yours, baby. Go ahead and take him. 1109 01:20:57,194 --> 01:21:00,591 - Good for you. - Chi Chi. 1110 01:21:00,695 --> 01:21:04,139 - What? - That was so very generous of you, 1111 01:21:04,243 --> 01:21:09,143 putting someone else's needs before your own. It was special. 1112 01:21:09,247 --> 01:21:11,940 It was step three. 1113 01:21:12,044 --> 01:21:16,806 Absolutely step three. Abide by the rules of love. 1114 01:21:18,312 --> 01:21:22,973 - Really utterly fabulous. Sit here. - Here, honey. 1115 01:21:24,401 --> 01:21:26,643 Chi Chi... 1116 01:21:27,988 --> 01:21:31,624 I am so very sorry that I called you 1117 01:21:31,728 --> 01:21:35,752 a sway-backed, Third World little whatever. I didn't mean it. 1118 01:21:35,856 --> 01:21:38,800 It's all right, baby. I deserved it. 1119 01:21:38,904 --> 01:21:40,590 And I'm sorry I called you 1120 01:21:40,694 --> 01:21:44,499 a dinosaur, cellulite, white trash farty old white woman. 1121 01:21:48,884 --> 01:21:51,209 - Forgiven? - Forgiven. 1122 01:21:52,596 --> 01:21:55,938 - You are lovely. - You're too much. 1123 01:21:56,042 --> 01:21:59,319 Are you serious about Bobby Ray, Miss Chi Chi? 1124 01:21:59,423 --> 01:22:02,698 Baby, you can have him. I've got a million dream lovers. 1125 01:22:02,802 --> 01:22:05,154 I've got a broken heart for every light on Broadway 1126 01:22:05,258 --> 01:22:09,646 and when one goes out, I just screw in another one. Hello, goodbye. 1127 01:22:12,616 --> 01:22:14,655 I think I see him. 1128 01:22:15,410 --> 01:22:18,714 No... Moses. 1129 01:22:18,818 --> 01:22:23,340 I have lived in apartments that weren't half as big as these pores. 1130 01:22:23,444 --> 01:22:27,765 Let's stay positive. Bobby Lee, just ignore your old Auntie Noxee 1131 01:22:27,870 --> 01:22:30,099 and look at that videotape there. 1132 01:22:30,203 --> 01:22:33,645 I know. That is Miss Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments 1133 01:22:33,749 --> 01:22:36,314 and those are the moves. 1134 01:22:36,418 --> 01:22:40,148 All right, let's see. She needs more lips. 1135 01:22:40,252 --> 01:22:42,947 - I can't. - You can and you will, darling. 1136 01:22:43,051 --> 01:22:45,486 But I'm not Miss Anne Baxter. 1137 01:22:45,590 --> 01:22:47,531 No one is asking you to be. 1138 01:22:47,635 --> 01:22:52,205 Just take her strength, her mystery, her moves and you find your own. 1139 01:22:52,310 --> 01:22:55,290 If you want them to know that there is steak for dinner, 1140 01:22:55,394 --> 01:22:59,292 you've got to let them hear it sizzle. Understand? 1141 01:22:59,396 --> 01:23:01,171 - Yeah. - All right. 1142 01:23:01,275 --> 01:23:03,009 - Thanks. - Best of luck. 1143 01:23:03,113 --> 01:23:04,926 Time to make the donuts. 1144 01:23:05,031 --> 01:23:07,217 Chi Chi, he won't like me. 1145 01:23:07,322 --> 01:23:10,637 Trust me. He's gonna love you, all right? 1146 01:23:10,742 --> 01:23:13,558 Baby, you got the look, mami. 1147 01:23:13,662 --> 01:23:17,438 You certainly do. Do that eye thing I taught you, right? 1148 01:23:17,542 --> 01:23:22,987 That's right. And be honest with him, all right? He deserves that. 1149 01:23:23,092 --> 01:23:26,679 - Thanks. - I got to go. I got cramps. 1150 01:23:29,192 --> 01:23:30,651 Momma! 1151 01:23:40,787 --> 01:23:42,669 Chi Chi? 1152 01:23:42,774 --> 01:23:45,618 Bobby Ray, come here. 1153 01:23:49,004 --> 01:23:51,053 Hello? 1154 01:23:51,157 --> 01:23:53,456 Oh! Hello. 1155 01:23:55,093 --> 01:23:57,309 Bobby Lee! 1156 01:23:57,413 --> 01:24:00,637 - Roberta. - Oh, Roberta. 1157 01:24:02,225 --> 01:24:06,175 Wow. You really look pretty. 1158 01:24:07,314 --> 01:24:10,572 Sure is a pretty dress you're wearing. 1159 01:24:10,677 --> 01:24:13,023 Oh, this old thing? 1160 01:24:15,238 --> 01:24:17,997 Well... Roberta... 1161 01:24:18,102 --> 01:24:20,363 would you? 1162 01:24:22,079 --> 01:24:26,259 Wow. You really look good in that dress. 1163 01:24:26,363 --> 01:24:29,618 Oh, Bobby Ray, Bobby Ray, Bobby Ray. 1164 01:24:31,672 --> 01:24:34,044 Would you like to dance with me? 1165 01:24:47,896 --> 01:24:51,321 ~ Hold me, hold me... ~ - Miss Beatrice, 1166 01:24:51,426 --> 01:24:55,324 - I've waited 23 years to ask you this. ~ Never let me go until you've told me ~ 1167 01:24:55,429 --> 01:24:58,996 - May I have this dance? - My gracious. 1168 01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:01,794 ~ What I want to know ~ 1169 01:25:01,899 --> 01:25:06,254 ~ And then just hold me, hold me ~ 1170 01:25:06,358 --> 01:25:11,871 ~ Make me tell you I'm in love with you ~ 1171 01:25:17,426 --> 01:25:20,812 ~ Thrill me, thrill me ~ 1172 01:25:20,917 --> 01:25:26,233 ~ Walk me down the lane where shadows will be ~ 1173 01:25:26,338 --> 01:25:33,243 ~ Will be hiding lovers just the same as we'll be ~ 1174 01:25:33,347 --> 01:25:44,242 ~ We'll be when you make me tell you I love you ~ 1175 01:25:45,746 --> 01:25:52,679 ~ They told me be sensible with your new love ~ 1176 01:25:52,783 --> 01:25:57,432 ~ Don't be fooled thinking this is the last you'll find... ~ 1177 01:25:57,537 --> 01:25:59,934 - You know, pumpkins? - What? 1178 01:26:00,038 --> 01:26:02,679 Sometimes it just takes a fairy. 1179 01:26:09,102 --> 01:26:14,781 ~ ... drive me slowly out of my mind ~ 1180 01:26:14,885 --> 01:26:17,829 ~ Kiss me Kiss me ~ 1181 01:26:17,933 --> 01:26:19,913 ~ And when you do ~ 1182 01:26:20,017 --> 01:26:23,624 ~ I know that you will miss me Miss me... ~ 1183 01:26:23,728 --> 01:26:27,034 Men, acting like women. 1184 01:26:28,622 --> 01:26:32,951 Men wanting to be with one another, men touching each other. 1185 01:26:34,127 --> 01:26:38,706 Their stubbly chins rubbing up against one another. 1186 01:26:42,260 --> 01:26:44,383 Touching each other. 1187 01:26:45,681 --> 01:26:47,804 Manly hands... 1188 01:26:50,102 --> 01:26:52,390 touching swirls of chest hair. 1189 01:26:54,940 --> 01:26:59,649 An occasional whiff of a rugged aftershave. 1190 01:27:03,198 --> 01:27:06,207 Their low, baritone voices... 1191 01:27:06,312 --> 01:27:09,120 sighing, grunting. 1192 01:27:11,665 --> 01:27:17,011 They hold one another in manly, masculine arms. 1193 01:27:17,115 --> 01:27:19,625 Hold one another. 1194 01:27:23,593 --> 01:27:25,800 Tight. 1195 01:27:46,908 --> 01:27:50,833 - How you doing? - OK, I'm doing OK. 1196 01:27:50,938 --> 01:27:54,495 - What can I get you? - Bourbon. 1197 01:28:04,176 --> 01:28:08,043 - This your shoe? - No, that ain't my shoe. 1198 01:28:09,723 --> 01:28:13,306 I'm looking for the person that wore that shoe. 1199 01:28:22,736 --> 01:28:26,235 - Now the ratchet. - The ratchet... 1200 01:28:27,324 --> 01:28:33,002 You know, if I can get this to work, you may get this baby on the road. 1201 01:28:33,107 --> 01:28:35,922 Really? That would be wonderful. 1202 01:28:36,026 --> 01:28:41,307 Of course, I'm sure you'll be wanting to stick around 1203 01:28:41,411 --> 01:28:44,472 for the Strawberry Social this afternoon. 1204 01:28:44,577 --> 01:28:47,040 - Now, Vida... - Ca... 1205 01:28:48,679 --> 01:28:51,022 You know, 1206 01:28:51,126 --> 01:28:55,392 I wouldn't be lying if I were to say... 1207 01:28:56,478 --> 01:28:59,781 that I was really gonna miss you. 1208 01:28:59,886 --> 01:29:05,313 I think it's really important for a woman to have lady friends. 1209 01:29:07,155 --> 01:29:09,065 Oh, Carol Ann, I... 1210 01:29:11,618 --> 01:29:16,503 If we're going to be friends, there really is something I should tell you. 1211 01:29:16,608 --> 01:29:19,885 - Adam's apple? - What? 1212 01:29:19,989 --> 01:29:24,429 Adam's apple. Women don't have Adam's apples. 1213 01:29:24,533 --> 01:29:27,560 Only men have Adam's apples. 1214 01:29:27,664 --> 01:29:29,683 The first night you came to town, 1215 01:29:29,787 --> 01:29:33,889 I noticed that you had yourself an Adam's apple. 1216 01:29:35,517 --> 01:29:38,637 - Then you know? - I know... 1217 01:29:40,105 --> 01:29:44,656 that I'm very fortunate to have a lady friend 1218 01:29:44,761 --> 01:29:48,068 who just happens to have an Adam's apple. 1219 01:29:49,823 --> 01:29:52,492 Let's just see what we got here. 1220 01:29:54,745 --> 01:29:57,799 Ooh! 1221 01:29:57,903 --> 01:29:59,865 You did it. Yes! 1222 01:30:01,501 --> 01:30:04,668 God, I ain't ever gonna be right. 1223 01:30:29,655 --> 01:30:31,612 Ta-da! 1224 01:30:32,407 --> 01:30:34,456 How do I look? 1225 01:30:34,561 --> 01:30:38,069 Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you. 1226 01:30:39,164 --> 01:30:43,261 We have the town surrounded. There's no escape. 1227 01:30:43,365 --> 01:30:46,012 I know there's drag queens around here. 1228 01:30:46,116 --> 01:30:49,421 Just come out with your hands up, no one will get hurt. 1229 01:30:51,718 --> 01:30:56,676 Oh, what fresh hell is this? It's possibly-dead Sheriff Dollard. 1230 01:30:57,975 --> 01:31:00,651 He doesn't look dead. 1231 01:31:00,755 --> 01:31:05,140 I know them drag queens is here, I'm not leaving without them! 1232 01:31:08,902 --> 01:31:12,039 None of you good people need get involved. 1233 01:31:12,143 --> 01:31:15,001 All I want's them drag queens. 1234 01:31:15,105 --> 01:31:17,531 Don't protect these freaks! 1235 01:31:18,078 --> 01:31:20,210 I know they're hiding here, 1236 01:31:20,315 --> 01:31:23,797 these weirdos coming in here, these boys in dresses. 1237 01:31:23,902 --> 01:31:26,034 What? Boys in dresses? 1238 01:31:27,129 --> 01:31:29,555 Corrupting you with their way of life, 1239 01:31:29,659 --> 01:31:33,140 changing the way things have always been! 1240 01:31:33,244 --> 01:31:36,254 I really don't think that's what you want! 1241 01:31:43,020 --> 01:31:45,907 Whoever belongs to this shoe... 1242 01:31:46,011 --> 01:31:48,270 come forward now! 1243 01:32:24,353 --> 01:32:26,844 There's Miss Vida, come on. 1244 01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:48,370 I believe that shoe is mine. 1245 01:32:49,419 --> 01:32:52,140 - You ain't the one. - She's not the one. 1246 01:32:52,244 --> 01:32:54,787 Back off, Virgil. 1247 01:32:56,802 --> 01:32:58,895 I am a drag queen. 1248 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:01,758 I know there's drag queens in this town! 1249 01:33:06,436 --> 01:33:09,556 And I ain't leaving till they get out here! 1250 01:33:12,609 --> 01:33:17,040 - Can I have my shoe, please? - You're a drag queen? 1251 01:33:17,144 --> 01:33:19,956 Nothing this pretty could be real. 1252 01:33:20,060 --> 01:33:22,210 You want to touch my boa? 1253 01:33:22,315 --> 01:33:26,382 That's my shoe. Ten and a half B, girlfriend. 1254 01:33:26,487 --> 01:33:29,344 - I'm a boy in a dress. - Give me a kiss, big boy. 1255 01:33:29,448 --> 01:33:32,094 - I'm the drag king. - I'm a drag queen, too. 1256 01:33:32,199 --> 01:33:34,891 - Arrest us. - I'm a drag queen over here. 1257 01:33:34,995 --> 01:33:38,141 So you can just drag yourself on home. 1258 01:33:38,245 --> 01:33:42,143 What you so afraid of? 1259 01:33:42,247 --> 01:33:45,776 You're gonna really regret this. You're gonna regret this. 1260 01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:51,770 You have no idea how dangerous these people really are! 1261 01:33:52,649 --> 01:33:55,769 No idea! You're gonna regret it! 1262 01:33:56,862 --> 01:34:00,694 All of you are gonna regret it! I promise you will! 1263 01:34:51,291 --> 01:34:53,035 Miss Vida? 1264 01:34:54,127 --> 01:34:56,001 Auntie Noxee? 1265 01:35:18,735 --> 01:35:22,161 - Are you hearing this? - Yes. 1266 01:35:22,265 --> 01:35:27,085 I didn't even want to come here, now these people are standing up for us? 1267 01:35:27,190 --> 01:35:30,114 You know, Vida... 1268 01:35:31,331 --> 01:35:33,924 you were absolutely right. 1269 01:35:34,029 --> 01:35:36,260 About what? 1270 01:35:36,364 --> 01:35:39,262 I mean, now I realise that... 1271 01:35:39,366 --> 01:35:42,265 you gotta take chances. 1272 01:35:42,369 --> 01:35:45,684 Because you never know, you know what I mean? 1273 01:35:45,788 --> 01:35:49,232 I'm not gonna worry about if people accept me or not. 1274 01:35:49,337 --> 01:35:53,804 I'm gonna make Hollywood wherever I am at. 1275 01:35:57,524 --> 01:35:59,600 I would like... 1276 01:36:01,361 --> 01:36:03,935 Stand up, Vida. 1277 01:36:05,365 --> 01:36:07,830 I would like... 1278 01:36:07,935 --> 01:36:12,295 to go to Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania 1279 01:36:12,399 --> 01:36:16,297 and walk into that imitation Tudor-style house... 1280 01:36:16,401 --> 01:36:18,719 Stand up, Vida. Stand up. 1281 01:36:18,824 --> 01:36:23,724 ...and I will say, "My name is Miss Vida Boheme." 1282 01:36:23,829 --> 01:36:27,309 - Go ahead, girl. - "Your approval is not needed." 1283 01:36:27,413 --> 01:36:30,313 Approval neither desired nor required. 1284 01:36:30,417 --> 01:36:33,890 "But I will take your acceptance." 1285 01:36:34,978 --> 01:36:40,241 Me, too. I'm gonna stand up from now on, I'm going to. 1286 01:36:40,345 --> 01:36:42,955 And when I find my honest and true love, 1287 01:36:43,059 --> 01:36:45,327 I'm never gonna let him go. 1288 01:36:45,431 --> 01:36:48,293 And I don't care what my cousin Lisette says. 1289 01:36:48,397 --> 01:36:50,960 Everything I touch doesn't turn into caca. 1290 01:36:51,064 --> 01:36:53,335 - What does she know? - Right. 1291 01:36:53,439 --> 01:36:55,962 And I'm gonna try and find a foundation 1292 01:36:56,066 --> 01:36:59,908 that's a little closer to my actual skin tone. 1293 01:37:10,639 --> 01:37:13,723 Idiots! Look at them! 1294 01:37:14,810 --> 01:37:17,652 Look at them. Perverts. 1295 01:37:17,756 --> 01:37:22,364 When the founding fathers wrote the Declaration of Independence 1296 01:37:22,468 --> 01:37:24,575 and the Constitution, 1297 01:37:24,679 --> 01:37:27,911 "Liberty and justice for all", they didn't mean that. 1298 01:37:28,016 --> 01:37:31,792 I can tell you one thing about them founding fathers of America. 1299 01:37:31,897 --> 01:37:36,198 - What's that? - They sure had fabulous wigs. 1300 01:37:58,812 --> 01:38:01,647 ~ Do what you wanna do ~ 1301 01:38:08,155 --> 01:38:10,313 ~ Do what you wanna do... ~ 1302 01:38:12,409 --> 01:38:14,449 You'd better feel it. 1303 01:38:16,913 --> 01:38:19,665 ~ Do what you wanna do ~ 1304 01:38:26,590 --> 01:38:28,547 ~ Do what you wanna do... ~ 1305 01:38:31,053 --> 01:38:33,185 This is my Aunt Martha's dress. 1306 01:38:33,289 --> 01:38:36,772 I thought you could use it, she was big in the shoulders. 1307 01:38:36,876 --> 01:38:40,764 - Thank you, girl. - Oh, sweet pea. 1308 01:38:41,855 --> 01:38:45,825 Listen to your Auntie Vida. I want you to believe in yourself, 1309 01:38:45,929 --> 01:38:50,203 imagine good things and moisturise, I cannot stress this enough. 1310 01:38:50,307 --> 01:38:52,413 Miss Noxeema. 1311 01:38:52,517 --> 01:38:54,456 Miss Clara. 1312 01:38:54,561 --> 01:38:58,292 Now, listen, when you get to Hollywood, 1313 01:38:58,397 --> 01:39:02,468 you give this letter to Mr Robert Mitchum. 1314 01:39:02,573 --> 01:39:06,467 I will. I promise you. I'll guard it with my life. 1315 01:39:06,571 --> 01:39:08,928 Thank you. I'm gonna miss you. 1316 01:39:09,032 --> 01:39:11,472 I'm gonna miss you, too. 1317 01:39:11,576 --> 01:39:14,221 - Goodbye. - Bye. 1318 01:39:19,059 --> 01:39:23,072 I hope she leaves me those albums in her will. 1319 01:39:23,177 --> 01:39:27,493 - All right. Can I hear it? - Good afternoon. 1320 01:39:27,598 --> 01:39:31,492 Sounds wonderful. The shirt is fierce and the hair is working. 1321 01:39:31,596 --> 01:39:34,414 Take care. Be good to yourself. 1322 01:39:34,518 --> 01:39:36,707 Vaya con Dios, Miss Chi Chi. 1323 01:39:36,811 --> 01:39:39,672 You ruin my language and I still love you. 1324 01:39:39,777 --> 01:39:45,508 - These all grow wild around here. - You all grow wild around here. 1325 01:39:45,613 --> 01:39:48,889 This reminds me of Princess Laritza in Revenge Of The Wench. 1326 01:39:48,993 --> 01:39:51,345 Everybody thought she was dead 1327 01:39:51,450 --> 01:39:54,184 but she had taken this magical concoction... 1328 01:39:54,288 --> 01:39:57,712 - Anyway, bye-bye. - Bye. 1329 01:40:00,767 --> 01:40:02,760 Vida... 1330 01:40:06,356 --> 01:40:09,108 Come with us. Please? 1331 01:40:10,027 --> 01:40:12,952 Oh, Lord. 1332 01:40:13,057 --> 01:40:17,915 If you had any idea of how many nights I've lain awake, 1333 01:40:18,019 --> 01:40:21,169 just thinking about how to get out of here. 1334 01:40:21,273 --> 01:40:24,200 But it's my home. 1335 01:40:25,626 --> 01:40:28,718 Besides, I got these girls to raise. 1336 01:40:28,822 --> 01:40:30,871 I know. 1337 01:40:33,634 --> 01:40:35,922 I love you, Miss Vida Boheme. 1338 01:40:42,100 --> 01:40:46,928 I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that name. 1339 01:40:48,023 --> 01:40:51,410 And I'm very, very, very happy... 1340 01:40:51,514 --> 01:40:54,355 that you're the one to say them. 1341 01:41:00,077 --> 01:41:01,868 What? 1342 01:41:05,457 --> 01:41:07,746 I have a lovely idea. 1343 01:41:13,799 --> 01:41:16,372 I want you to have this. 1344 01:41:17,469 --> 01:41:19,601 I don't know if you know who she is... 1345 01:41:19,706 --> 01:41:23,808 It's Julie Newmar. I always thought she was so statuesque. 1346 01:41:24,643 --> 01:41:26,932 My feelings exactly! 1347 01:41:30,732 --> 01:41:32,641 - Well... - Well... 1348 01:41:42,119 --> 01:41:43,827 Vida! 1349 01:41:45,998 --> 01:41:48,636 I don't think of you as a man. 1350 01:41:48,740 --> 01:41:51,579 And I don't think of you as a woman. 1351 01:41:52,671 --> 01:41:54,747 I think of you as an angel. 1352 01:41:56,508 --> 01:41:58,999 I think that's healthy. 1353 01:42:49,770 --> 01:42:52,177 Ladies and gentlemen. 1354 01:42:53,565 --> 01:42:58,061 The winner of this year's Drag Queen Of America contest... 1355 01:42:59,279 --> 01:43:01,661 ~ Hey, now. Hey, now ~ 1356 01:43:01,765 --> 01:43:04,000 ~ What's the matter with you? ~ 1357 01:43:04,104 --> 01:43:08,506 ~ Girls just wanna have fun now Yeah, yeah, yeah... ~ 1358 01:43:08,610 --> 01:43:12,760 Step four. Larger than life is just the right size. 1359 01:43:12,865 --> 01:43:17,514 ~ ... my mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"... ~ 1360 01:43:17,618 --> 01:43:20,507 Miss Chi Chi Rodriguez! 1361 01:43:22,469 --> 01:43:26,816 ~ ... and girls, they wanna have fun ~ 1362 01:43:26,920 --> 01:43:32,236 ~ Whoa, girls, they wanna have Hey, now. Hey, now ~ 1363 01:43:32,340 --> 01:43:34,655 ~ What's the matter with you? ~ 1364 01:43:34,759 --> 01:43:39,450 ~ Girls just wanna have fun now... ~ 1365 01:43:39,554 --> 01:43:41,787 Presenting the crown, 1366 01:43:41,892 --> 01:43:45,040 Miss Julie Newmar! 1367 01:43:45,144 --> 01:43:49,335 ~ ... what you gonna do with your life? ~ 1368 01:43:49,440 --> 01:43:53,382 ~ Oh, Daddy dear, you know you're still number one ~ 1369 01:43:53,487 --> 01:43:56,412 ~ But girls, they wanna have fun ~ 1370 01:43:57,713 --> 01:44:00,889 ~ Whoa, girls, they wanna have ~ 1371 01:44:00,993 --> 01:44:05,562 ~ That's all they really want ~ 1372 01:44:05,666 --> 01:44:09,734 ~ Some fun ~ 1373 01:44:09,838 --> 01:44:14,027 ~ When the working day is done ~ 1374 01:44:14,131 --> 01:44:18,534 ~ You know, girls, they wanna have fun ~ 1375 01:44:18,639 --> 01:44:22,201 ~ Come on Hey, now. Hey, now ~ 1376 01:44:22,305 --> 01:44:24,411 ~ What's the matter with you? ~ 1377 01:44:24,515 --> 01:44:28,247 ~ Girls just wanna have fun now ~ 1378 01:44:28,352 --> 01:44:31,668 ~ Come on Hey, now. Hey, now ~ 1379 01:44:31,773 --> 01:44:33,924 ~ What's the matter with you? ~ 1380 01:44:34,028 --> 01:44:37,582 ~ Girls just wanna have fun now ~ 1381 01:44:43,342 --> 01:44:45,935 ~ Do you wanna be free, yeah? ~ 1382 01:44:46,039 --> 01:44:49,131 ~ Oh, oh ~ 1383 01:44:51,433 --> 01:44:53,591 ~ Do you wanna be free, yeah? ~ 1384 01:44:54,770 --> 01:44:56,809 ~ Just free yourself ~ 1385 01:44:58,649 --> 01:45:00,522 ~ Just free yourself ~ 1386 01:45:01,818 --> 01:45:05,576 ~ Take a look at yourself What do you see? ~ 1387 01:45:05,681 --> 01:45:09,164 ~ A willing victim of mediocrity ~ 1388 01:45:09,269 --> 01:45:13,506 ~ No one told you you can't have it all ~ 1389 01:45:13,610 --> 01:45:16,800 ~ It's time to act up and have a ball ~ 1390 01:45:16,904 --> 01:45:18,924 ~ You've got to free yourself ~ 1391 01:45:19,028 --> 01:45:21,467 ~ Gonna change that vibe ~ 1392 01:45:21,571 --> 01:45:25,433 ~ Free yourself Leave the past behind ~ 1393 01:45:25,537 --> 01:45:27,103 ~ See yourself ~ 1394 01:45:27,207 --> 01:45:30,769 ~ In a different light There is no one else ~ 1395 01:45:30,873 --> 01:45:32,923 ~ Just free yourself ~ 1396 01:45:33,934 --> 01:45:37,570 ~ There'll be those who say what you're doing is wrong ~ 1397 01:45:37,674 --> 01:45:41,320 ~ You can't listen to fools You've got to be strong ~ 1398 01:45:41,425 --> 01:45:45,618 ~ Close your eyes any place that you can be ~ 1399 01:45:45,723 --> 01:45:49,498 ~ Be what you want yourself to be ~ 1400 01:45:49,603 --> 01:45:54,171 ~ I can show you how to go to ~ 1401 01:45:54,275 --> 01:45:57,172 ~ To heaven ~ 1402 01:45:57,276 --> 01:46:01,845 ~ Ordinary, it's left standing ~ 1403 01:46:01,949 --> 01:46:04,846 ~ Just leave them in my past ~ 1404 01:46:04,950 --> 01:46:07,017 ~ You've got to Free yourself ~ 1405 01:46:07,121 --> 01:46:08,936 ~ Gotta change that vibe ~ 1406 01:46:09,040 --> 01:46:12,852 ~ Why don't you be yourself? Leave the past behind ~ 1407 01:46:12,956 --> 01:46:15,025 ~ It's time to see yourself ~ 1408 01:46:15,129 --> 01:46:19,596 ~ In a different light Ain't no one else, just free yourself ~ 1409 01:46:20,731 --> 01:46:24,655 ~ Free yourself Free yourself ~ 1410 01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:27,486 ~ Why don't you be yourself? ~ 1411 01:46:28,905 --> 01:46:31,859 ~ It's time to see yourself ~ 1412 01:46:34,536 --> 01:46:36,585 ~ Just free yourself ~ 1413 01:46:36,689 --> 01:46:40,447 ~ Free yourself ~ 1414 01:46:41,376 --> 01:46:45,179 ~ Be yourself ~ 1415 01:46:45,283 --> 01:46:47,637 ~ See yourself ~ 1416 01:46:47,741 --> 01:46:51,058 ~ In a new light ~ 1417 01:46:51,162 --> 01:46:54,386 ~ Free yourself ~ 1418 01:46:59,937 --> 01:47:03,323 ~ Free yourself Free yourself ~ 1419 01:47:03,427 --> 01:47:07,977 ~ Ooh, yeah ~ 1420 01:47:09,655 --> 01:47:13,024 ~ Oh, oh ~ 1421 01:47:14,534 --> 01:47:17,838 ~ Just free yourself Do you wanna be free, yeah? ~ 1422 01:47:17,942 --> 01:47:22,132 ~ I can show you how to go to ~ 1423 01:47:22,236 --> 01:47:25,218 ~ The head of your class ~ 1424 01:47:25,322 --> 01:47:33,015 ~ Ordinary, it's left standing In the past ~ 1425 01:47:33,120 --> 01:47:36,687 ~ Free yourself Gotta change that vibe ~ 1426 01:47:36,791 --> 01:47:40,568 ~ Why don't you be yourself? Leave the past behind ~ 1427 01:47:40,672 --> 01:47:43,192 ~ It's time to see yourself ~ 1428 01:47:43,297 --> 01:47:46,864 ~ In a different light ~ 1429 01:47:46,968 --> 01:47:49,241 ~ Just free yourself ~ 1430 01:47:49,345 --> 01:47:52,495 ~ Free yourself ~ 1431 01:47:52,600 --> 01:47:55,082 ~ Why don't you be yourself? ~ 1432 01:47:55,187 --> 01:47:58,907 ~ Don't you want to be free? It's time to see yourself... ~