1 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:26,239 D.J. OVER RADIO: what's up? This is k107, broadcasting on New Year's Eve. 2 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:29,999 Why don't y'all scribble down those New Year's resolutions and dial me up. 3 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,159 Tell us those lies you're telling yourself, promises you know you won't keep. 4 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:37,879 WOMAN 1: I don't believe in New Year's resolutions. They're stupid. 5 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,999 - I Promise I will not spend.... WOMAN 2: No matter what John says... 6 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,719 ...this year, I'm starting my catering business. 7 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,959 WOMAN 3: If I do let Russell come back, I'll whip something on him so tough.... 8 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,879 WOMAN 4: I'm gonna lose 10 pounds and eat right. Fifteen pounds. 9 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:58,880 Okay, 35. I mean it. Thirty-five pounds. 10 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,079 MAN: Do you know where you wanna be tonight? 11 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,199 And where do you wanna be next year? 12 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,639 Think about it. Because we're getting close to that final hour. 13 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,679 So if you haven't finished those resolutions... 14 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,519 ...you'd better jump it before it's too late. I've made mine. 15 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,119 How about you? 16 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:20,079 This is brand-new from the beautiful chante Moore, "wey U." 17 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:27,080 K107. check it out. 18 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,039 SAVANNAH: The deal is, the men in Denver are dead. 19 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,759 No wonder I'm changing towns again. 20 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:46,760 It's gotta be better in Phoenix. 21 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,599 BERNADINE: I gotta pick up the babysitter... 22 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,239 ...pick up my gown, stop and get John's tux. 23 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:11,240 I'd clone myself, but I wouldn't have time for the surgery. 24 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,839 ROBIN: I don't know why I always pick the wrong men to fall in love with. 25 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:23,840 My weakness is pretty boys with big sticks. 26 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,519 GLORIA: I don't know why Tarik has to spend New Year's Eve with his homeys. 27 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,559 He sees them every day. 28 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,879 Plus, there are gonna be all these drunk fools in the streets. 29 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,839 He'd have more fun at home with me, watching videos. 30 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,479 D.J.: Just want you to know that if you're searching... 31 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,039 ...somewhere, there's a love for you. 32 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,679 SAVANNAH: Here it is New Year's... 33 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,799 ...and I'm geeked up for a blind date that's not even all that. 34 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,439 Just some party this guy's voice invited my answering machine to... 35 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:55,799 ...when got worn out playing phone tag. 36 00:02:55,800 --> 00:03:00,399 A long time ago, I asked God to send me a decent man. 37 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,639 I got Robert, Cedric, Darrell and kenneth. 38 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,719 God's got some serious explaining to do. 39 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,839 So my prayers got more detailed. 40 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,159 Like, how about some compassion? 41 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,359 could he have a sense of purpose? 42 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,359 A sense of integrity? 43 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,199 could he listen? 44 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,279 The truth is, most men are deaf. 45 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,839 They prefer to guess what you need, but they don't guess worth shit. 46 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,279 They lie without a conscience. 47 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:30,199 what they're best at is convincing us we should feel desperate. 48 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:35,639 Thank God I don't fall for that shit. 49 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:40,159 If I had the nerve, I'd get me some real breasts. 50 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,159 [PHONE RINGING] 51 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,719 Oh, I know that's gotta be Mama. 52 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:50,519 She's the onIy one that knows I'm staying in a hotel. 53 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:55,479 I Iove you, Ma, but tonight.... 54 00:03:55,480 --> 00:04:02,480 I'll call you in the morning, Ma. 55 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:13,520 BERNADINE: I do not feel like going to another one of these boring affairs. 56 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:19,039 - Bernie? - Yes? 57 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:26,040 Would you be terribly disappointed if we didn't go to the party tonight? 58 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:30,559 crushed. 59 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,879 What? 60 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:38,719 I guess there's no appropriate time to tell you this, but... 61 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:43,799 ...I'm going to the party, just not with you. 62 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,279 - She-- - She? 63 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,999 Yes. 64 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:55,000 She doesn't wanna be alone tonight, and I was thinking, "Why should she be?" 65 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,879 It's that bitch who keeps your books, isn't it? 66 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,279 And you picked tonight to flaunt your whore... 67 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:08,319 ...in front of all your business partners and your friends. 68 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,039 - What are they supposed to think, John? - The truth. 69 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,399 Finally, the truth. 70 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,479 I'm leaving you for her. 71 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,559 MAN OVER RADIO: This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. 72 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,839 This is only a test. 73 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,159 Don't worry... 74 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,679 ...you can have the house, and you know I'll take care of my kids-- 75 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,279 You wait a minute. I give you 11 fucking years of my life... 76 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,839 ...and you're Ieaving me for a white woman? 77 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,959 Would it be better if she were black? 78 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:41,960 No, it'd be better if you were black! 79 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:46,639 Thank you, Bernadine... 80 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:53,640 ...for making this easier for me. 81 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:02,920 I'll be back next week for my things. 82 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,679 MAN: This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System. 83 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,519 D.J.: Allright, time to get your groove on. All night long. 84 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:14,479 I don't believe I'm spending New year's Eve by myself. 85 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:18,519 This is definitely a first. 86 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,799 Finally gave up on Russell. 87 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,759 A lying, sneaky, whorish Pisces! 88 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,359 [WHIMPERS] 89 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,239 Russell was so fine. 90 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,799 Probably... 91 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:36,159 ...every woman in America wanted to be with him... 92 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,799 ...but you know what, Achey? 93 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,559 Oh, I knew he was mine... 94 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,479 ...till.... 95 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:48,719 Till I found that half-slip in his gym bag. 96 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,799 D.J.: Phone's ringing off the hook tonight... 97 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,719 ...from women wondering where all the real men are. 98 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,359 So for you fellas out there running the streets... 99 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,479 ...looking for love in all the wrong places... 100 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,479 ...there's something you should know. 101 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:07,480 Love might be waiting right there at home. 102 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:20,199 Ma, I wish you were going out tonight. 103 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:27,200 I'm just fine, thank you. 104 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,039 you coming in at a decent hour tonight. 105 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,999 It's New year's Eve. Things don't jump off till midnight. 106 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,559 you should praise God I'm letting you out at all, the grades you get. 107 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:50,039 you best get busy. You're gonna be using Morse code to contact your girlfriends. 108 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:57,040 I'm doing the best I can, so just ground me. 109 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,599 Your father's coming on Tuesday. 110 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,799 And? 111 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:09,079 He's not my father, he's my daddy. There's a big damn difference. 112 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,239 Watch your mouth. 113 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,639 I see the bastard every two years. I'm supposed to get excited? 114 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,839 You get excited. 115 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:19,159 I can't believe this, man. Why she doing this? 116 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,399 What is that supposed to mean? 117 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:29,400 Where'd he sleep the last time he was here? 118 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,879 Ma, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 119 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:37,759 Ma, I'm sorry. Ma, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 120 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,719 That's none of your business. 121 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,999 I'm sorry. 122 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,599 [BRANDT'S "SITTIN' UP IN My ROOM" PLAyS] 123 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,799 D.J.: This is k107 broadcasting live from The Hermosa... 124 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,279 ...and this is where the party's going down. 125 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,359 Why are you sitting there when you could be in my room? 126 00:08:54,360 --> 00:09:01,360 Let Brandy tell you. check it out. k107. 127 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,559 Excuse me, is anyone sitting here? 128 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,839 No. Please join us. 129 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,239 WOMAN: She has her nerve sitting down here. 130 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,519 SAVANNAH: Hell, yeah. 131 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,479 I'm single and desperate and have no morals... 132 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,959 ...and when you turn... 133 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:49,960 ...I'm gonna flirt my butt off and then take your man. 134 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:57,280 I can't stand a woman like her. PIease. 135 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,559 Savannah? 136 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:09,799 - Lionel? Hi. - Hi. 137 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:14,119 God, if this man isn't the one, at least let me dance till I sweat. 138 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,919 - Would you like to dance? - I'd love to. 139 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,919 All right. 140 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,279 God, you look so beautifuI tonight. 141 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,279 - Thanks. - I'm certainIy glad we finally met. 142 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,799 You made it here safely, in one piece. 143 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,879 Our answering machines almost moved in with each other. 144 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,839 I'm glad we met too. 145 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:37,840 [THE WHISPER'S "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY WIFE" PLAyS] 146 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:19,799 You feel so good. 147 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,919 Thank you, Jesus. 148 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,079 And then I did it. 149 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,719 I closed my eyes... 150 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:34,720 ...and I exhaled. 151 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,399 And pretended this man was mine... 152 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,519 ...that he was everything I ever dreamed of... 153 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:50,159 ...that he was the one I'd been waiting for all my life. 154 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,759 WOMAN: Lionel. 155 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,879 Lionel. 156 00:11:54,880 --> 00:12:00,279 You haven't danced with me all night. 157 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:07,280 Savannah, this is my friend Denise. 158 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:17,399 If I hurry, I can still catch Dick clark. 159 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,439 What's up, Joseph? I like them pants. 160 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,839 - Thank you, girl. - Joseph, he show up? 161 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,839 You think he didn't? come on, honey, you next. 162 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,679 Gloria, look at this. 163 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,119 Go on, there. Yes, that's nice, very nice. 164 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,279 - Looks just like in the book. - Gloria, you like this color? 165 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:38,199 - I charge you 25 cents for each finger. - You're gonna charge me what? 166 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,639 Robin, why don't you just come out of my shop... 167 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,319 ...go back to that insurance company you work for. 168 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,639 Because, baby doll, I don't punch in or out. 169 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,799 - I got it like that. Remember? - Lunch hour is over. 170 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,159 So I guess you guys have heard, huh? 171 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,679 - What? - Jhon Left Bernie. 172 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,159 - What? - Uh-huh. 173 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,959 And for a white girl. 174 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,879 - You Lying. - For a white girl? 175 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,359 Honey, if I'm lying, I'm flying. 176 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:07,079 I saw her just the other night at the circle K, and she was a mess! 177 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,639 Honey, her hair was in rollers. She had a funky old bathrobe on. 178 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,199 - I had to take my girlfriend home. - Joseph, are you serious? 179 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,839 - As a heart attack. - Be still... 180 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:20,079 - ...I don't wanna burn your scalp. - Gloria, I toId you he was an asshole. 181 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,639 -Excuse her, baby. ROBIN: Sorry. 182 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,279 Watch your mouth in here. 537.... 183 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,479 - Are you calling? Let me talk-- - Wait. 184 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,119 - Let me taIk. - It's the machine. 185 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,559 Bernie, this is Gloria. Honey, you call me at the shop, okay? 186 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,199 We wanna know what's going on-- 187 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,919 How dare that son of a bitch leave you with two kids! 188 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,159 - You don't go there up in here. ROBIN: Joseph... 189 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,599 - Go on back to work. - ...I will see you Tuesday. 190 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:47,600 JOSEPH: Okay, girl. - Oh, my goodness, Miss Monroe. 191 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:17,319 GLORIA: Bernie, this is Gloria. Honey, you call me at the shop, okay? 192 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,079 we wanna know what's going on-- 193 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:23,359 ROBIN: How dare that son of a bitch leave you with two kids! 194 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:30,360 SAVANNAH: Hi, Bernie, it's Savannah. I'm here. call me. I'm at the Biltmore. 195 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:55,239 Hey, hey, hey. Hug? 196 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,399 Thank you. 197 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,559 ONIKA: John, Iet's go! 198 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:05,239 Thank you. 199 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,439 GIRLS: Mama's boy. 200 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:15,440 Bye. 201 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,559 BERNADINE: This motherfucker is psychotic. 202 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:27,560 I bet you there's seriaI killers Iess anal. 203 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,759 A white woman is probably the onIy one who'll tolerate your smug ass! 204 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,639 yeah, I was your white woman for 11 years! 205 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,559 couldn't have started that damn company without me! 206 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,479 Hell, I worked my ass off. 207 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,879 I mean, I got a master's degree in business... 208 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:50,880 ...and there I was his secretary, his office manager and his computer! 209 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,479 "No, Bernadine, you can't start your catering business this year. 210 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,559 Why don't you wait a few years, huh? 211 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,559 Don't start it right now. Wait one, two, three years... 212 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,159 ...I need you to be the fucking background to my foreground!" 213 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,399 [SOBBING] 214 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,799 Seven thirty-two! Seven thirty-two! 215 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,279 The number of times we made love! 216 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:20,039 I remember when that bastard told me he was counting! 217 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,039 Right after 51! 218 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,279 I'll show you! 219 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,839 Fuck me for not leaving your ass then! 220 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,879 But the worst, oh, the fucking worst... 221 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,319 ...was sending my kids to school with only two other black kids... 222 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,559 ...become you don't want them to be improperly influenced! 223 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,719 Well, guess what... 224 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,599 ...you're the motherfucking improper influence! 225 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:47,600 Get your shit-- Get your shit and get out! 226 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:06,440 [DOORBELL CHIMING] 227 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,719 Ma'am... 228 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,559 ...were you aware that your car was on fire? 229 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:23,039 Yes. 230 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:30,040 Did you start this fire, ma'am? 231 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,759 It's against the Iaw to burn anything except trash in your own yard. 232 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:39,519 It is trash. 233 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,119 This is a nice area. 234 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,879 Luckily, a neighbor cared enough. 235 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,719 The next time you wanna burn something.... 236 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:53,559 It won't happen again. 237 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,759 Michael and I work for the same company. 238 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:01,799 He's just been promoted onto my marketing team. 239 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,519 Michael was no Russell. 240 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:09,239 I mean, he's not pretty, but he is available. 241 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,359 Oh.... 242 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,719 [MICHAEL CHUCKING] 243 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,399 A Kodak moment. 244 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,439 ROBIN: Michael had to be about a 38D. 245 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,719 My brain was saying, "Put your hands anywhere else but on my body. 246 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:31,439 Then go home. And don't come back, you human submarine sandwich." 247 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:36,399 But you can't say that without hurting his feelings. 248 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,479 Go, Robin. Go, Robin. 249 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:46,480 come here, baby. 250 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:59,399 You feel even better than I thought you would. 251 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:04,439 come here. 252 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,799 - I got you. - You got me? 253 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:10,039 - I got you. - Whoa! 254 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,479 - You all right? - Yeah. 255 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:15,479 - I'm sorry, baby. - It's okay. 256 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,759 Hey. 257 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:24,760 [MICHAEL CHUCKLING] 258 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,079 Yeah. All right. All right. 259 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:32,159 Here I come. Here I come. 260 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:39,160 Here I come. 261 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:51,039 Alrighty, then. Somebody's gotta undress me. 262 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,839 Ooh.... 263 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,839 At dinner he told me he drag races, scuba-dives, deep-sea fishes... 264 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:03,359 ...and a boat speek in the white Mountains. 265 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,199 I told him I grew up an Army brat. 266 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:11,279 That I went to ASU, and I majored in anthropology. 267 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,919 I knew you were gonna be beautiful all over. 268 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,079 - Ah-ah-ah - What? 269 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,199 Here you go. 270 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:27,200 All right. 271 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,319 - You need some help? - No. 272 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,559 No. 273 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,759 There. 274 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:49,039 There. 275 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,799 Damn, I didn't even get a chance to see what he had to offer. 276 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,239 Oh.... Oh, yeah. 277 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:01,719 Oh.... yes. yes. 278 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,559 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. God. 279 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,839 The shit is good, huh? Shit is good. 280 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,759 What's my name? Say my name. 281 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,719 - What's my name? What's my name? - Michael? 282 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,119 - What's my name? - Michael? 283 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,639 Yeah! Oh, shit. Oh, this is good. 284 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:20,879 Yeah, it's good. It's good. Yeah! 285 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:26,879 - I love it when you call me Big Papa - Big Papa. Yeah. 286 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,439 Papa coming! 287 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:36,440 [SCREAMING] 288 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:52,039 Ooh.... Pow! 289 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,359 Does he think he just did something here? 290 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,559 Shit. I could've had a v8. 291 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,999 Oh, I knew you were gonna be somebody special. 292 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,999 [MICHAEL CHUCKLING] 293 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,839 How do you feel? 294 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,279 About what? 295 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,879 Me. 296 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,799 This. 297 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:26,119 You know, everything. 298 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,599 Tell me what you want, what you need... 299 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:35,600 ...beacuse whatever it is, I'm gonna see that you have it. 300 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:43,119 What's your fantasy? 301 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:48,959 I mean, what do you want from a man? 302 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,639 Everything. 303 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:57,879 could you be more specific? 304 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,319 I wanna have a house in Scottsdale. 305 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:06,039 I own a house in Scottsdale. What else? 306 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:10,839 I wanna get married. And I wanna have kids. Two... 307 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,119 ...maybe three. 308 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,679 And? 309 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:20,799 I wanna eat out two, maybe three times a week. 310 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,799 I wanna have babies. 311 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,079 I wanna go away for long weekends. 312 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:30,959 I wanna have a family. I wanna be happy. 313 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,159 You don't want much. 314 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:40,160 I couId give you that and a whole lot more. 315 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:47,079 What about you, Michael? 316 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,559 What do you want? 317 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,759 Robin, I think I found it. 318 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,719 you don't even know me. 319 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,399 It's about knowing me. 320 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:04,400 I could give you everything you want, everything you need, if you let me. 321 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,839 You can start by kissing me. 322 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,199 No. 323 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:27,200 Slowly and gently. 324 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,879 And he did it right... 325 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,039 ...and I felt like silk, and when I looked at him... 326 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,599 ...I didn't care anymore that he wasn't Mr. Universe. 327 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,879 I just felt young... 328 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,079 ...and sexy... 329 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,559 ...and beautiful. 330 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,599 And when I closed my eyes... 331 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,519 ...and squeezed my pelvis real tight... 332 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,119 ...and my body exploded from the inside out... 333 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:01,399 ...Michael felt just like the real thing... 334 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:08,279 ...and everything was perfect. For once. 335 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,959 SAVANNAH: Hey, girl. 336 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,559 How you doing? Oh, Bernie. 337 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,759 So good to see you, girl. 338 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,199 I been waiting all day for you. 339 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,039 You okay? 340 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,079 come on, let's go get a drink. 341 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:33,080 Hey, I bought some toys for the kids. come on. 342 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,319 JOHN, SR. OvER Tv.. Don't drink too much, this stuffis expensive. 343 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,279 [WOMAN CHUCKLING OVER TV] 344 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,079 JOHN, SR.: I'djust like to make a toast to my beautiful wife. 345 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:49,399 BERNADINE: Here you go. - Thanks, baby. 346 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,679 JOHN, SR.: Happy anniversary. 347 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,239 Nice house, Bernie. 348 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,199 At $5.00, you can have it. 349 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,839 You know what's funny? 350 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:06,919 I always thought if I gave him what he needed... 351 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,839 ...he'd give me what I needed. 352 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,119 JOHN, SR.: I love you. BERNADINE: I love you too. 353 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:18,399 It's amazing what can happen when you give a man control over your life. 354 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:25,400 I can't even pretend it's all John's fault. 355 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:34,520 So tell me about this new job. 356 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,839 Well, I took a pay cut... 357 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,519 ...to see if I have what it takes to produce. 358 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:49,520 You know, some of us are still on that dream trip, girl. 359 00:27:55,960 --> 00:28:02,960 Are you scared? 360 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,559 Yes. 361 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:11,679 Me too. 362 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,519 [KNOCKING] 363 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:20,520 GLORIA: Okay. 364 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,919 Hi. 365 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,599 Gloria. 366 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,999 [GIGGLES] 367 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,959 come on in. 368 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,839 GLORIA: when David was here last time, he did me a favor by spending the night. 369 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:47,959 Lord, let him be merciful again tonight. 370 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,839 Well, have a seat. 371 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,879 Well... 372 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,599 ...you're looking healthy. 373 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,919 Thank you. 374 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:06,920 Oh.... 375 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:20,599 So where's Tarik? 376 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:26,119 He's not here right now. 377 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,039 I don't know why I continue to do this. 378 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,159 He's almost grown. 379 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:35,239 Yes, he is. 380 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,199 - Would you like some wine? - Oh, no. 381 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,239 - No thanks. - Sure? 382 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:47,240 Hmm. 383 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:52,639 When exactly are you expecting him? 384 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:59,439 Tomorrow. 385 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,239 Wait! 386 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:05,239 David... 387 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,239 ..you know you can always stay here. 388 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,639 - Here? - Yeah. 389 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,239 I thought that maybe we-- You know, we could-- 390 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,399 Well, like last time. 391 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,639 I should be honest with you. 392 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,599 - About what? - About me. 393 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:28,239 What about you? 394 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,999 Remember how I didn't respond to you last time? 395 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:36,439 Of course. I remember. I.... 396 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,519 I thought it was because of my weight-- 397 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:44,079 I have been bisexual for years. 398 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,759 What? What? 399 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,199 you heard me right. 400 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,719 But I'm not anymore. I'm gay. 401 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:52,879 David... 402 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,119 ...you don't have to go to this extreme-- 403 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,359 Look, Gloria, I don't have to lie about this. 404 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:03,239 I've lied too long as it is. 405 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,959 I am. 406 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,999 I'm staying at the Biltmore, and if... 407 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,679 ...he ever wants to see me, he has to make the first move. 408 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:21,680 If I don't hear from him by noon, I'm checking out, and I mean just that. 409 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,479 Oh.... 410 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:32,919 come on. It's an offer you can't refuse. 411 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,959 Oh, Onika, honey, put that one over there too. 412 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,719 - Ma, are we just selling Daddy's stuff? - Yes, honey. 413 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,239 WOMAN: Here you go. - Thank you. 414 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,399 Why come? 415 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,839 "Why come?" Oh, Onika. "Why?" 416 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,079 Why? 417 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,679 - Because he asked me. JOHN, JR.: He did? 418 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,839 Yes. It's just collecting dust. 419 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:59,879 - Oh bring the wine. Hurry. come on. ONIKA: I'll get it. 420 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,159 - She toId me to get it! - No, she toId me to! 421 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,799 - She toId me! Give it to me! - No! Me! Give it-- 422 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,999 [BOTTLE SHATTERS] 423 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,159 JOHN, JR.: Oh, man. 424 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,479 Look what you did. 425 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,239 [CHUCKLING] 426 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,919 SHOPPER: A dollar, right? - That's right, sir. Thank you. 427 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,959 Enjoy your skis. 428 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:23,960 [CHUCKLING] 429 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,279 I didn't think I'd ever see him again... 430 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:13,599 ...but he did call to apologize. 431 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,799 That's my toothbrush! Is he crazy? 432 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,279 Turns out this guy has no real income... 433 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,879 ...chain-smokes reefer... 434 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,359 ...brags about being a vegetarian, then inhales three hot dogs... 435 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,399 ...like it's the last time somebody's gonna buy him a meal. 436 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,639 I gave him $20 for gas, which came to $7.18... 437 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,639 ...and he didn't give me my change. 438 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,479 My fantasy was to get myself a little piece. 439 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,599 You know, get my feet wet in a new town. 440 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:45,079 well, not exactly my feet. 441 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,919 Hell, it's been five months... 442 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,359 ...and he has gotten on my last nerve... 443 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,839 ...but... 444 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,319 ...I don't have to be in love with him to do it. 445 00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:03,320 Hell, my body needs this. 446 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,719 Oh.... 447 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,999 Lionel, baby, we've got all night. You can take your time. 448 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,759 I'm just so excited. 449 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,079 I been thinking about what I'd do to you since New year's. 450 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,439 [MOANS] 451 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,439 - Hold on, baby. I'm on my way. - What?! 452 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:29,440 [GROWLS] 453 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:47,160 Now I'm a keeper at the damn zoo. 454 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,359 JOHN, SR.: Kathleen. 455 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,359 John, the reports on the Geary account are right here. 456 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:56,559 Everyone have a copy? Thank you. 457 00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,279 JOHN, SR.: If you examine the profile on the Geary report, you'll find-- 458 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,799 Bernadine, I'm in a meeting here. If you need something, I suggest-- 459 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:08,279 WouId you mind terribly if I had a few words with my husband? 460 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,039 - What the hell are you doing? - I've been to the bank. 461 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,239 Thank you! Thank you for thinking of your children! 462 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,759 - Everybody, out. - Yes, out. Out! 463 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,839 You don't come into my office... 464 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,119 ...and throw a tantrum because you can't finish what you started! 465 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,119 What am I supposed to do for money? 466 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,999 - I gave you the house. Now sell it! - I hate you! 467 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,519 I'm really sorry to hear that, Bernadine. 468 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,119 But I'm not pIaying games with you anymore. 469 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:39,079 Who do you think started this damn company, huh? 470 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,959 Let's not start that again. 471 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,079 And now you think you can just take the money and run? 472 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,519 Business hasn't been good for years. 473 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,039 But don't worry. you'll get what's coming to you. 474 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:55,959 Hell, I'm not worried. You, on the other hand, should be. 475 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,879 Okay. Look. 476 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:03,319 Let's not let this thing get any uglier than it already has. 477 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,079 JOE: Everything all right, Mr. Harris? 478 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:09,079 Fine. Now, I'm willing-- I'm more than willing... 479 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:13,159 - You here to put me out? - ...to give you $300,000 cash today! 480 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:17,639 Your children aren't for sale. 481 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:23,279 One more thing before you go. I'm coming for my kids on Saturday. 482 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,679 Yeah? 483 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,759 And if I hear you had them anywhere near that tramp bitch... 484 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:35,760 ...you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life. 485 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,079 GLORIA: Tarik? 486 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,079 Get out of my goddamn house! 487 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,319 I'm-- I'm sorry. 488 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,479 I'm sorry. Ma, I'm so sorry. Ma-- 489 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,359 - You was grounded! - That's why I invited her over-- 490 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,519 I'm sick of this! 491 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:06,839 If your daddy wasn't gay, I swear to God, I'd send your bIack ass straight to him! 492 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,719 Shit. 493 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:15,319 You saying my father's a faggot? 494 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,879 - I don't like to use that word. - Ma.... 495 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:24,479 "Faggot," "gat," "homo," it's all the same. 496 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,279 So my daddy's a queer. 497 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,839 My daddy-- My daddy's a queer. 498 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,199 My daddy's a queer! 499 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,519 Yo, my father's a queer! He's a fucking queer! 500 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,959 - My father's a fucking queer! - Stop it! I said, stop it! 501 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,879 One thing's for sure, it ain't running in the family. 502 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,399 Because, you know.... 503 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:49,639 You best watch your mouth. 504 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,839 - I'm sorry. - Sorry? You're sorry? 505 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,719 You're sorry about everything. 506 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,719 You're sorry about lying to me, sorry about your grades... 507 00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:01,879 ...sorry about letting some girl in here to suck on your little 17-year-old dick! 508 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,039 How can I trust you in Spain if I can't trust you here? Huh? 509 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,879 - Get out of my face. - Just let me-- 510 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:14,880 You'd better get out of my face. 511 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,519 This is something we should focus our attention on this quarter. 512 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,839 This account comes up for renewal June 1. 513 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,359 The worker's comp premium is about 1.5 million. 514 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,479 The loss experience has been excellent. 515 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:35,839 What does the engineering report show? 516 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,319 It shows an active safety environment. 517 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:44,439 Actually, I found a discrepancy in the report. 518 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:49,079 Now, if everyone couId turn to page 20, we can look at the graph. 519 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,799 If you'll excuse me. 520 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,359 So you wanna do your job? 521 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,879 well, you will never get another whiff of this. 522 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,679 Yes? 523 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,079 It appears that everything he's purchased in the last 10 years... 524 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:07,119 ...is in his name only, including the business. 525 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,199 Look, I'm not trying to get rich here. 526 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,439 But I wanna be able to pay my mortgage... 527 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,679 ...and take care of my children. 528 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,319 Their education. 529 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,679 I just wanna be okay. 530 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,199 All right? 531 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:25,439 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. We're in for a fight. 532 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:32,079 But I promise you I will do my best. 533 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,199 GLORIA: This is your stupidest move yet. Just because you're upset-- 534 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,119 I love you, Gloria, but I won't debate this. I'm not here for a lecture. 535 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,879 I've done your hair for 11 years. 536 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,639 One ignorant move by your husband, you chop it all off? 537 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,919 - Yes. come on. Do it. - I'm not doing this. 538 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,239 What is the fucking big deal? Just cut it, Gloria! 539 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,559 You'll feeI stupid tomorrow and be mad at me! 540 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:55,759 You don't wanna cut this fucking shit off my head, I'll do it my goddamn self! 541 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,159 Fine. Fine. You want me to cut it, I'll cut it. 542 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,519 How short do you want it? You want it shorter than mine? 543 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,519 And I can aIways use a razor too. 544 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,439 I can't believe you. 545 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,559 Eleven years of growing your hair out and look. 546 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:16,560 Fine. 547 00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:41,375 GLORIA: Hi. I'm Gloria Matthews from across the street. 548 00:57:41,376 --> 00:57:47,455 I was wondering, what do you know about these people moving in here? 549 00:57:47,456 --> 00:57:51,055 Well, the guy, in my opinion... 550 00:57:51,056 --> 00:57:54,295 ...seems to be nasty and ignorant... 551 00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:57,535 - ...and bossy. - Oh.... 552 00:57:57,536 --> 00:58:00,215 What about his wife? 553 00:58:00,216 --> 00:58:03,095 Well, she.... She died a couple years ago. 554 00:58:03,096 --> 00:58:06,175 This is one of the many precious items she bought for him... 555 00:58:06,176 --> 00:58:10,615 - ...that I'm making sure don't get broken. - That's nice. 556 00:58:10,616 --> 00:58:13,375 Why's he trusting you with it? 557 00:58:13,376 --> 00:58:16,015 Well, I'm Marvin King. 558 00:58:16,016 --> 00:58:18,295 Yeah. Your new neighbor. 559 00:58:18,296 --> 00:58:20,095 - I was just fooling around. - Oh. 560 00:58:20,096 --> 00:58:22,815 - Nice to meet you, Gloria. - Nice to meet you. 561 00:58:22,816 --> 00:58:26,735 Well, I'd just like to welcome you and your family to the neighborhood. 562 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:30,935 Thank you. 563 00:58:30,936 --> 00:58:33,775 [CLEARS THROAT] 564 00:58:33,776 --> 00:58:36,495 Unpacking. It could be hard work. 565 00:58:36,496 --> 00:58:43,496 MARVIN: Yeah, yeah, it certainly is. I got a lot more to do tomorrow too. 566 00:58:48,016 --> 00:58:50,895 WouId you like to have dinner with us tonight? 567 00:58:50,896 --> 00:58:52,575 It's just leftovers. 568 00:58:52,576 --> 00:58:55,735 collard greens, corn bread, some candied yams, potato salad... 569 00:58:55,736 --> 00:58:58,735 ...fried chicken, peach cobbler, few slices of ham. 570 00:58:58,736 --> 00:59:03,455 Mmm. Yum-yum. Yeah, I would love to, Gloria... 571 00:59:03,456 --> 00:59:06,695 ...but I just got too much work to do here. 572 00:59:06,696 --> 00:59:10,015 Maybe another time. 573 00:59:10,016 --> 00:59:16,495 Well, to be honest, I don't have no business eating it myseIf, big as I am. 574 00:59:16,496 --> 00:59:21,855 Hmm. Yeah, well, my wife was a big woman. 575 00:59:21,856 --> 00:59:27,255 I like that. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones, you know? 576 00:59:27,256 --> 00:59:29,935 Oh.... 577 00:59:29,936 --> 00:59:36,175 Well, I couId send a plate over by my son, Tarik, for you. 578 00:59:36,176 --> 00:59:40,975 Great. yeah. I'd appreciate that. How old's your boy? 579 00:59:40,976 --> 00:59:43,775 - Seventeen. - Teenager. 580 00:59:43,776 --> 00:59:45,535 He's gonna be leaving in June... 581 00:59:45,536 --> 00:59:46,735 ...I think. 582 00:59:46,736 --> 00:59:53,736 college? 583 00:59:57,176 --> 01:00:00,135 [EXHALES] 584 01:00:00,136 --> 01:00:04,815 Oh, excuse me. What did you ask me? 585 01:00:04,816 --> 01:00:08,175 I said, Tarik.... Tarik, he's going to college, huh? 586 01:00:08,176 --> 01:00:10,735 Oh. Um.... 587 01:00:10,736 --> 01:00:14,375 He wants to travel around the world with Up With People. 588 01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:18,015 - I'm just not sure I-- - Yeah, let him go. He's young. 589 01:00:18,016 --> 01:00:20,215 Up With the People. 590 01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:22,095 Yeah. Where's his daddy? 591 01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:24,775 In california somewhere. 592 01:00:24,776 --> 01:00:27,615 Look, Marvin, I'll let you get back to your work... 593 01:00:27,616 --> 01:00:31,535 ...and I'll send that plate right on over. 594 01:00:31,536 --> 01:00:33,455 Thank you. Thanks, Gloria. 595 01:00:33,456 --> 01:00:36,175 - Yeah. - Yeah, nice meeting you. 596 01:00:36,176 --> 01:00:43,176 Hope to see you again soon. 597 01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:48,695 Oh, God, I hope he's not watching me walk away. 598 01:00:48,696 --> 01:00:55,696 - All right. - He's watching. 599 01:01:08,016 --> 01:01:10,255 Grant the petitioner $3000 per month... 600 01:01:10,256 --> 01:01:14,815 ...until we're abIe to review all newly submitted documentation. 601 01:01:14,816 --> 01:01:16,495 Next. 602 01:01:16,496 --> 01:01:21,855 LAWYER: This is only round one. Stay strong, Bernadine. Stay strong. 603 01:01:21,856 --> 01:01:24,415 JOHN, SR.: Look, I want this to be over and done with. 604 01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:27,855 MAN: Let's take it step by step. JOHN, SR.: It's taking a toll on my kids. 605 01:01:27,856 --> 01:01:31,175 You sorry son of a bitch, John. The mortgage is $5000 a month! 606 01:01:31,176 --> 01:01:33,375 How are your children supposed to live? 607 01:01:33,376 --> 01:01:37,295 I told you to settle for the 300,000, but you wanna play hardball. 608 01:01:37,296 --> 01:01:39,535 All dogs don't go to heaven, John. 609 01:01:39,536 --> 01:01:41,695 You think you can get away with this... 610 01:01:41,696 --> 01:01:44,975 ...you lowlife, ass-kissing Uncle Tom. 611 01:01:44,976 --> 01:01:48,495 You know, this.... 612 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:51,095 This Uncle Tom stuff... 613 01:01:51,096 --> 01:01:56,015 ...it's really becoming a bit redundant, don't you think, Bernadine? 614 01:01:56,016 --> 01:02:03,016 Excuse me. 615 01:02:31,256 --> 01:02:38,256 BERNADINE: Scotch and soda, please. BARTENDER: Yes, ma'am. 616 01:02:39,136 --> 01:02:46,136 - Here you go. - Thank you. 617 01:03:01,016 --> 01:03:06,055 JAMES: Excuse me. Is anybody sitting here? 618 01:03:06,056 --> 01:03:10,695 No. No one's sitting there. 619 01:03:10,696 --> 01:03:12,855 cognac, please. 620 01:03:12,856 --> 01:03:19,856 BARTENDER: Yes, sir. 621 01:03:27,576 --> 01:03:32,015 My name is James Wheeler. How do you do? 622 01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:34,375 Your cognac, sir. 623 01:03:34,376 --> 01:03:41,376 Thank you. 624 01:03:45,336 --> 01:03:51,815 So do you have a name? 625 01:03:51,816 --> 01:03:54,415 Bernadine. 626 01:03:54,416 --> 01:03:59,695 Bernadine. 627 01:03:59,696 --> 01:04:06,495 My, this is a pretty place. 628 01:04:06,496 --> 01:04:08,415 But I have to admit... 629 01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:15,416 ...I haven't seen anything as splendid as you since I've been here. 630 01:04:17,016 --> 01:04:20,295 Okay, hold on, now. Hold on. 631 01:04:20,296 --> 01:04:23,295 You don't have to give me that look. 632 01:04:23,296 --> 01:04:27,415 Look, I haven't seen the sun for four days now. 633 01:04:27,416 --> 01:04:31,375 I mean, it's been one meeting after the other after the other... 634 01:04:31,376 --> 01:04:33,815 ...and now, I'm finished... 635 01:04:33,816 --> 01:04:39,055 ...so I decided to come downstairs, have myseIf a drink... 636 01:04:39,056 --> 01:04:40,975 ...and in the morning... 637 01:04:40,976 --> 01:04:47,976 ...I look forward to returning home to my lovely wife. 638 01:04:49,616 --> 01:04:56,616 Salute. 639 01:04:56,856 --> 01:05:00,815 So why are you sitting here all alone? 640 01:05:00,816 --> 01:05:03,375 Okay. Wait now. You don't have to answer that. 641 01:05:03,376 --> 01:05:06,895 You don't know me. I mean, you don't know me from a can of paint. 642 01:05:06,896 --> 01:05:09,615 I'm all in your Kool-Aid and don't know the flavor-- 643 01:05:09,616 --> 01:05:13,855 - I'm getting a divorce, James. - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 644 01:05:13,856 --> 01:05:20,856 Yeah, well, it happens, huh? 645 01:05:21,336 --> 01:05:26,575 And, you know, it just occurred to me that... 646 01:05:26,576 --> 01:05:30,975 ...I've lost something that once meant everything... 647 01:05:30,976 --> 01:05:32,655 ...and it hurts... 648 01:05:32,656 --> 01:05:39,575 ...and right now, I'm just-- I'm really pissed about it. 649 01:05:39,576 --> 01:05:42,935 But you know what really gets me? 650 01:05:42,936 --> 01:05:47,335 I didn't have plan B. 651 01:05:47,336 --> 01:05:52,495 My marriage was supposed to last. 652 01:05:52,496 --> 01:05:58,415 So I guess that's why I'm here. 653 01:05:58,416 --> 01:06:01,095 I can tell you one thing. 654 01:06:01,096 --> 01:06:02,895 Yeah, what's that? 655 01:06:02,896 --> 01:06:08,495 Well, you are one brave woman. 656 01:06:08,496 --> 01:06:12,255 You're bad. 657 01:06:12,256 --> 01:06:14,495 - No. - Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 658 01:06:14,496 --> 01:06:18,055 - I hope you recognize that. - No, I don't really feel like that, James. 659 01:06:18,056 --> 01:06:21,495 Well, I mean, you're sitting here all alone... 660 01:06:21,496 --> 01:06:25,975 ...ain't a black person in sight, and you sitting here like everything is all right. 661 01:06:25,976 --> 01:06:28,615 You know, your makeup is flawless-- 662 01:06:28,616 --> 01:06:31,135 Oh, co-- That-- come on now. 663 01:06:31,136 --> 01:06:37,375 I mean, you've taken his best shot, and you're still here. 664 01:06:37,376 --> 01:06:40,775 - Splendid. - You just know me so well, huh? 665 01:06:40,776 --> 01:06:44,055 No, no, no, no. I don't know you. 666 01:06:44,056 --> 01:06:51,056 But I do know a fighter when I see one. 667 01:06:52,936 --> 01:06:55,095 And I could tell that... 668 01:06:55,096 --> 01:07:01,975 ...with one look in your eyes. 669 01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:08,255 What are you? A psychiatrist or something? 670 01:07:08,256 --> 01:07:13,255 No. No. I am a civil-rights attorney. 671 01:07:13,256 --> 01:07:18,575 My practice is in Washington, D.c. 672 01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:23,375 I'm going through something similar. 673 01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:26,215 My wife is dying... 674 01:07:26,216 --> 01:07:28,895 ...of breast cancer. 675 01:07:28,896 --> 01:07:32,335 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry to hear that. 676 01:07:32,336 --> 01:07:35,535 It's.... 677 01:07:35,536 --> 01:07:40,815 Bernadine, have you ever watched someone dying? 678 01:07:40,816 --> 01:07:44,575 I tell you, I mean, watching her suffer just kills... 679 01:07:44,576 --> 01:07:48,895 ...a bit of me every day. 680 01:07:48,896 --> 01:07:53,655 And the worst part is that I can't help but remember all the plans we made. 681 01:07:53,656 --> 01:07:57,095 You know, like we were supposed to retire in St. Thomas. 682 01:07:57,096 --> 01:07:59,695 You know, out there by the beach. 683 01:07:59,696 --> 01:08:01,455 She loves the water. 684 01:08:01,456 --> 01:08:08,456 Get the coconut oil and rub it all over her. 685 01:08:10,136 --> 01:08:17,136 She is definiteIy.... 686 01:08:17,656 --> 01:08:19,935 I tell you, I just.... 687 01:08:19,936 --> 01:08:24,775 I just wish I couId have a piece of her that I couId keep safe, you know? 688 01:08:24,776 --> 01:08:27,815 Just something. 689 01:08:27,816 --> 01:08:34,816 Something more than a bunch of memories. 690 01:08:35,056 --> 01:08:39,015 Anyway.... 691 01:08:39,016 --> 01:08:42,495 you look like you're out. 692 01:08:42,496 --> 01:08:45,695 How about a...? 693 01:08:45,696 --> 01:08:51,175 A refill? 694 01:08:51,176 --> 01:08:53,135 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 695 01:08:53,136 --> 01:08:56,415 She'll take another of whatever it is she got. 696 01:08:56,416 --> 01:08:59,575 - Scotch and soda. - Ooh.... 697 01:08:59,576 --> 01:09:03,535 I'm scared of you. 698 01:09:03,536 --> 01:09:10,536 [KNOCKING] 699 01:09:29,256 --> 01:09:30,855 Well, hello. 700 01:09:30,856 --> 01:09:33,375 Hello. 701 01:09:33,376 --> 01:09:36,335 You look better than I remembered. 702 01:09:36,336 --> 01:09:38,615 It's funny, you don't. 703 01:09:38,616 --> 01:09:41,695 [SAVANNAH CHUCKLING] 704 01:09:41,696 --> 01:09:46,455 But I guess you couldn't. 705 01:09:46,456 --> 01:09:51,895 - Oh, it's good to see you. - You too. 706 01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:56,455 Well, I am producing my first segment. 707 01:09:56,456 --> 01:10:00,935 It's only three minutes long, but it is a start. 708 01:10:00,936 --> 01:10:05,135 KENNETH: That's good. That's real good. I'm proud of you. 709 01:10:05,136 --> 01:10:08,495 All right, let's cut the bull. Are you gonna talk to me for real? 710 01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:12,095 I have to apologize for thinking I can just pop back into your life... 711 01:10:12,096 --> 01:10:14,095 ...after all these years. 712 01:10:14,096 --> 01:10:16,175 Pop back? In my life? 713 01:10:16,176 --> 01:10:19,335 Yeah. 714 01:10:19,336 --> 01:10:21,615 I needed to see you. 715 01:10:21,616 --> 01:10:24,335 All right, you've seen me. Now I can leave. I can go. 716 01:10:24,336 --> 01:10:28,335 Oh, man. There's so many things I wanna say to you. 717 01:10:28,336 --> 01:10:30,295 Is that right? 718 01:10:30,296 --> 01:10:32,855 Things I've wanted to say ever since.... 719 01:10:32,856 --> 01:10:35,015 Well... 720 01:10:35,016 --> 01:10:38,055 ...ever since you dumped me. 721 01:10:38,056 --> 01:10:40,015 Dumped you? 722 01:10:40,016 --> 01:10:42,775 Can we revisit the real worId for a minute, Kenneth? 723 01:10:42,776 --> 01:10:45,575 - Yeah. - You stopped calling me. 724 01:10:45,576 --> 01:10:48,655 Oh, yeah, well, it took me a while to get the hint. 725 01:10:48,656 --> 01:10:50,495 - The hint? - Yeah. 726 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:53,095 Well, what hint is that? 727 01:10:53,096 --> 01:10:54,295 you never called me... 728 01:10:54,296 --> 01:10:56,455 - I never called you.... - ...go anywhere. 729 01:10:56,456 --> 01:10:57,615 Not even once. 730 01:10:57,616 --> 01:11:00,335 Kenneth, you're the man. 731 01:11:00,336 --> 01:11:04,535 And that wasn't the nature of our relationship, and you know that. 732 01:11:04,536 --> 01:11:05,735 I know. 733 01:11:05,736 --> 01:11:09,295 The nature of our relationship was that I was in love with a woman... 734 01:11:09,296 --> 01:11:14,415 ...was too nice to hurt my feelings. 735 01:11:14,416 --> 01:11:18,855 You were in love with who? And what? 736 01:11:18,856 --> 01:11:20,135 Look... 737 01:11:20,136 --> 01:11:22,935 ...I know I'm married... 738 01:11:22,936 --> 01:11:27,375 ...and I Iove my daughter with all my heart. 739 01:11:27,376 --> 01:11:30,175 You see... 740 01:11:30,176 --> 01:11:33,095 ...her mother was five months pregnant when we married. 741 01:11:33,096 --> 01:11:34,695 Now, that was my choice. 742 01:11:34,696 --> 01:11:36,815 I went in with my eyes open... 743 01:11:36,816 --> 01:11:39,775 ...and I've lived with it for seven years now. 744 01:11:39,776 --> 01:11:43,375 I don't want this to come off like some kind of come-on... 745 01:11:43,376 --> 01:11:50,175 ...but you are the onIy woman that I have ever loved... 746 01:11:50,176 --> 01:11:57,176 ...and I still Iove you, Savannah. 747 01:11:58,496 --> 01:12:05,496 [FAITH EVAN's "KISSING YOU" PLAyS] 748 01:13:25,296 --> 01:13:29,015 JAMES: you okay? - Yeah, I'm just.... Yeah, I'm okay. 749 01:13:29,016 --> 01:13:31,335 Nervous. 750 01:13:31,336 --> 01:13:34,775 I'm a little nervous. 751 01:13:34,776 --> 01:13:37,815 If you're having second thoughts about me being up here.... 752 01:13:37,816 --> 01:13:40,415 No, no. 753 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:47,416 I'm having all kinds of thoughts. 754 01:13:47,616 --> 01:13:53,295 Well, I mean, if it's any consolation, Bernie... 755 01:13:53,296 --> 01:14:00,296 ...I've never done this before. 756 01:14:03,136 --> 01:14:04,695 You sure? 757 01:14:04,696 --> 01:14:09,535 I haven't made Iove to a woman in over a year. 758 01:14:09,536 --> 01:14:16,536 Lauren stopped wanting to, so.... 759 01:14:23,096 --> 01:14:26,375 [GIGGLING] 760 01:14:26,376 --> 01:14:31,375 JAMES: Look.... 761 01:14:31,376 --> 01:14:34,855 - I got two things I wanna say. - No, you don't have to say anything-- 762 01:14:34,856 --> 01:14:38,175 I do, because you may kick me out afterwards. 763 01:14:38,176 --> 01:14:39,855 [CHUCKLES] 764 01:14:39,856 --> 01:14:44,575 Remember how you were saying that the woman your husband was marrying... 765 01:14:44,576 --> 01:14:46,495 ...I mean, ex-husband... 766 01:14:46,496 --> 01:14:48,975 ...that she was white? 767 01:14:48,976 --> 01:14:51,695 Yes. 768 01:14:51,696 --> 01:14:56,135 Well.... 769 01:14:56,136 --> 01:15:03,136 Well, so is my wife. 770 01:15:08,376 --> 01:15:11,695 Look, Bernie, I mean, I couId sit here and say... 771 01:15:11,696 --> 01:15:15,495 ...that the reason I'm staying with her is because she's dying... 772 01:15:15,496 --> 01:15:22,496 ...or that it's my obligation or a whole bunch of stuff... 773 01:15:22,736 --> 01:15:28,215 ...but the truth of the matter is... 774 01:15:28,216 --> 01:15:30,935 ...I love her. 775 01:15:30,936 --> 01:15:37,935 She's the only woman I have ever loved... 776 01:15:37,936 --> 01:15:44,936 ...and I would never leave her under any circumstances. 777 01:15:50,256 --> 01:15:55,295 It hurts like hell. 778 01:15:55,296 --> 01:16:02,296 Yeah. 779 01:16:18,536 --> 01:16:24,975 Someone felt that way about me once... 780 01:16:24,976 --> 01:16:31,976 ...but he stopped. 781 01:16:32,456 --> 01:16:39,456 What do you wanna do tonight? 782 01:16:43,856 --> 01:16:50,856 Make tonight beautiful. 783 01:16:51,856 --> 01:16:58,856 Beautiful. 784 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:30,615 - Marvin, please eat this sandwich. - Mmm. 785 01:17:30,616 --> 01:17:33,895 - Yes. Yes, indeed. - Come on now! 786 01:17:33,896 --> 01:17:35,695 - Just kidding. - No, you weren't. 787 01:17:35,696 --> 01:17:38,415 I wouldn't do that to you. can you hold that for me? 788 01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:42,095 Don't throw that away, now. 789 01:17:42,096 --> 01:17:44,095 Ain't got no cheese on this sandwich. 790 01:17:44,096 --> 01:17:46,295 - You don't like cheese. - Bought the paint. 791 01:17:46,296 --> 01:17:48,575 Good. Sit it right down there, Tarik. 792 01:17:48,576 --> 01:17:50,175 Want a bite of this sandwich? 793 01:17:50,176 --> 01:17:51,815 It got cheese in it? 794 01:17:51,816 --> 01:17:54,255 [LAUGHING] 795 01:17:54,256 --> 01:17:56,575 Here. Take a bite. 796 01:17:56,576 --> 01:18:03,576 [PLAYS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO yOU"] 797 01:18:10,616 --> 01:18:17,616 [WOMEN SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAy TO YOU"] 798 01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:24,575 GLORIA: Oh.... 799 01:18:24,576 --> 01:18:26,855 - Thank you. - Happy birthday, baby. 800 01:18:26,856 --> 01:18:29,975 To the best blow-drying, scissor-scalping... 801 01:18:29,976 --> 01:18:32,615 ...bumber-curling, braiding, weaving... 802 01:18:32,616 --> 01:18:36,175 ..."get this gray out of my head," dyeing beautician... 803 01:18:36,176 --> 01:18:39,695 ...west of the Mississippi. Happy birthday. 804 01:18:39,696 --> 01:18:41,615 Oh, thanks. 805 01:18:41,616 --> 01:18:43,055 Weak. 806 01:18:43,056 --> 01:18:46,135 Gloria, I hope you find true love... 807 01:18:46,136 --> 01:18:49,935 ...and get you some that's so electric, you ain't gonna need no blow dryer. 808 01:18:49,936 --> 01:18:52,335 - Oh, pIease. - And so juicy... 809 01:18:52,336 --> 01:18:55,815 ...it's gonna put an end to your 10-year drought. 810 01:18:55,816 --> 01:18:57,895 - Oh! SAVANNAH: Oh, she's so nasty. 811 01:18:57,896 --> 01:19:00,775 Nasty. 812 01:19:00,776 --> 01:19:05,175 Oh, come on, raise them once more. Let's get serious now. 813 01:19:05,176 --> 01:19:06,815 Girlfriend... 814 01:19:06,816 --> 01:19:09,215 ...here's to peace of mind... 815 01:19:09,216 --> 01:19:12,655 ...and all the happiness that your heart and hand can hold... 816 01:19:12,656 --> 01:19:15,095 ...because Lord knows you deserve it. 817 01:19:15,096 --> 01:19:16,335 Oh.... 818 01:19:16,336 --> 01:19:18,935 - Happy birthday, girl. GLORIA: Oh, thank you. 819 01:19:18,936 --> 01:19:22,295 Happy birthday. 820 01:19:22,296 --> 01:19:23,855 I can do this. 821 01:19:23,856 --> 01:19:27,415 All right, come on, make your wish first. Make your wish. 822 01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:33,655 Okay. 823 01:19:33,656 --> 01:19:37,455 - Come on, girl, go on. - Okey 824 01:19:37,456 --> 01:19:40,895 Oh, this is pitiful. come on, let's help this old lady. 825 01:19:40,896 --> 01:19:46,375 - You need some help. - Let's help her out. 826 01:19:46,376 --> 01:19:53,376 [WOMAN SINGS OVER STEREO] 827 01:20:04,496 --> 01:20:08,175 Why do they write these damn songs? 828 01:20:08,176 --> 01:20:15,176 To make you think and believe and dream you could feel like this? 829 01:20:15,776 --> 01:20:18,935 Somebody had to go through this shit in order to write it. 830 01:20:18,936 --> 01:20:25,495 Don't you think? 831 01:20:25,496 --> 01:20:29,295 You know what? 832 01:20:29,296 --> 01:20:31,495 You know what we all have in common? 833 01:20:31,496 --> 01:20:33,215 What? 834 01:20:33,216 --> 01:20:37,895 None of us, not none of us... 835 01:20:37,896 --> 01:20:42,975 ...have a man. 836 01:20:42,976 --> 01:20:49,455 That's some sad shit. 837 01:20:49,456 --> 01:20:54,655 That lying asshole. 838 01:20:54,656 --> 01:21:01,656 He messed up my life. 839 01:21:03,416 --> 01:21:10,416 I should call him right now. 840 01:21:11,976 --> 01:21:18,976 I wanna talk to that bitch. 841 01:21:22,176 --> 01:21:25,335 GLORIA: Girl, you crazy. What are you thinking? 842 01:21:25,336 --> 01:21:27,375 ROBIN: Hand me the phone. I'll talk to her. 843 01:21:27,376 --> 01:21:28,655 GLORIA: No, wait a minute. 844 01:21:28,656 --> 01:21:30,735 - Dial her number, Bernie. GLORIA: Hey, wait. 845 01:21:30,736 --> 01:21:34,255 SAVANNAH: Robin, what are y'all doing? - No. 846 01:21:34,256 --> 01:21:36,735 SAVANNAH: Put the phone down. KATHLEEN: Johnny? Hello? 847 01:21:36,736 --> 01:21:39,055 No, it's not John, bitch. 848 01:21:39,056 --> 01:21:41,415 Robin! Savannah, talk to her. 849 01:21:41,416 --> 01:21:44,655 BERNADINE: What happened? - Bernie don't do this. 850 01:21:44,656 --> 01:21:47,215 Bernie? Bern, don't do this. 851 01:21:47,216 --> 01:21:51,655 I gave him two babies, and she thinks she can just take my fucking husband. 852 01:21:51,656 --> 01:21:53,055 GLORIA: Bernie! 853 01:21:53,056 --> 01:21:58,255 Bernie, cut. 854 01:21:58,256 --> 01:22:00,495 It's stupid! 855 01:22:00,496 --> 01:22:04,575 It's stupid, and it's childish! 856 01:22:04,576 --> 01:22:08,655 SAVANNAH: Thank you! 857 01:22:08,656 --> 01:22:12,815 Gloria, I have some shit I wanna get off my chest. 858 01:22:12,816 --> 01:22:16,335 I'm hurt. 859 01:22:16,336 --> 01:22:20,135 You unplugged the phone. 860 01:22:20,136 --> 01:22:24,215 What happened to the music? 861 01:22:24,216 --> 01:22:26,695 I thought this was supposed to be a party. 862 01:22:26,696 --> 01:22:27,855 [TLC's "CREEP" PLAYS] 863 01:22:27,856 --> 01:22:34,856 BERNADINE: Hurt it. come on, baby. ROBIN: Go, Gloria. 864 01:22:39,896 --> 01:22:42,015 [GIGLING] 865 01:22:42,016 --> 01:22:45,175 I'm sick of this shit, now. 866 01:22:45,176 --> 01:22:47,375 Wait a minute. 867 01:22:47,376 --> 01:22:53,135 The one man I Iove is married with a kid... 868 01:22:53,136 --> 01:22:57,295 ...and there's my life in one little sad nutshell. 869 01:22:57,296 --> 01:23:00,015 Men do leave their wives. 870 01:23:00,016 --> 01:23:02,895 At least he told you he was married. 871 01:23:02,896 --> 01:23:05,935 yeah, but see, I'm not your average 24-year-old girl... 872 01:23:05,936 --> 01:23:09,295 ...who's willing to wait around and count the days, see? 873 01:23:09,296 --> 01:23:12,855 - I'm 33 years old - Ooh.... 874 01:23:12,856 --> 01:23:17,935 ...and I still look good. 875 01:23:17,936 --> 01:23:19,495 I still look good! 876 01:23:19,496 --> 01:23:21,295 - You do. - You look good, girl. 877 01:23:21,296 --> 01:23:23,775 GLORIA: Fly diva. 878 01:23:23,776 --> 01:23:26,735 Uh-huh. Freak mama. 879 01:23:26,736 --> 01:23:28,655 GLORIA: Hoochie-coochie diva. - No. 880 01:23:28,656 --> 01:23:30,575 All y'all go to hell. 881 01:23:30,576 --> 01:23:33,335 - You know you look good. - You look good, girl. 882 01:23:33,336 --> 01:23:37,375 Whatever happened to the good old days? 883 01:23:37,376 --> 01:23:39,495 - The good old days? - What good old days? 884 01:23:39,496 --> 01:23:40,655 Jinx. 885 01:23:40,656 --> 01:23:44,975 You know, the days when men actually flirted with you... 886 01:23:44,976 --> 01:23:48,935 ...and asked you out for a real date, you know? 887 01:23:48,936 --> 01:23:50,895 Where they hiding? 888 01:23:50,896 --> 01:23:52,055 They're not hiding. 889 01:23:52,056 --> 01:23:55,015 They're too damn scared to make a commitment. 890 01:23:55,016 --> 01:23:56,495 They're with white women. 891 01:23:56,496 --> 01:23:58,335 - They're gay. - Or married. 892 01:23:58,336 --> 01:24:01,015 - They ugly. - They behind bars. 893 01:24:01,016 --> 01:24:02,575 Got bad credit. 894 01:24:02,576 --> 01:24:05,575 Got littIe dicks and can't fuck. That's what it is. 895 01:24:05,576 --> 01:24:08,175 Or they got big ones and still can't fuck! 896 01:24:08,176 --> 01:24:09,935 [CHUCKLING] 897 01:24:09,936 --> 01:24:12,335 Wait, wait. They wanna spank you. 898 01:24:12,336 --> 01:24:15,375 - What? They wanna what? - They wanna spank us? 899 01:24:15,376 --> 01:24:17,415 - That's not a bad thing. - Oh, Robin. 900 01:24:17,416 --> 01:24:18,775 Oh, come on. 901 01:24:18,776 --> 01:24:22,095 - They're too possessive. - They want you to be their mama. 902 01:24:22,096 --> 01:24:24,095 And their daddy. 903 01:24:24,096 --> 01:24:27,055 - And they ugly. - We already said they was ugly. 904 01:24:27,056 --> 01:24:29,295 Yes, good and ugly. 905 01:24:29,296 --> 01:24:31,015 Inside-out ugly? 906 01:24:31,016 --> 01:24:33,295 If you're ugly inside, you're ugly outside. 907 01:24:33,296 --> 01:24:40,296 - Inside out. - Jeez, who asked her? 908 01:24:45,456 --> 01:24:52,456 TARIK: Happy birthday, Mom. 909 01:25:40,496 --> 01:25:47,496 [PHONE RINGING] 910 01:25:51,176 --> 01:25:54,735 SAVANNAH: Hi, Ma. Did I wake you? 911 01:25:54,736 --> 01:26:01,495 What difference does it make? I'm up now. 912 01:26:01,496 --> 01:26:04,335 What's wrong? 913 01:26:04,336 --> 01:26:07,335 why you talking so low? 914 01:26:07,336 --> 01:26:11,975 Savannah? Are you there? 915 01:26:11,976 --> 01:26:17,295 Yeah. yeah, Ma. I'm still here. 916 01:26:17,296 --> 01:26:20,815 Nothing's wrong. How are things with you? 917 01:26:20,816 --> 01:26:25,295 Well, they cut my food stamps to $57 a month. 918 01:26:25,296 --> 01:26:28,055 How've you been getting by? What've you been eating? 919 01:26:28,056 --> 01:26:31,415 Oh, baby, see, I knew you would get upset... 920 01:26:31,416 --> 01:26:35,375 ...and I been trying to deal with it on my own. 921 01:26:35,376 --> 01:26:40,135 The check, it goes so fast, and things are so high nowadays. 922 01:26:40,136 --> 01:26:43,495 Ma, how much money do you have? 923 01:26:43,496 --> 01:26:50,496 Sixty-seven dollars. 924 01:26:51,616 --> 01:26:58,055 Ma, be down at Western Union first thing in the morning. Okay? 925 01:26:58,056 --> 01:27:00,095 Baby... 926 01:27:00,096 --> 01:27:03,495 ...you know, Kenneth called, and he said he's going to be trying... 927 01:27:03,496 --> 01:27:08,815 ...to come out there, with him filing forhis divorce and all. 928 01:27:08,816 --> 01:27:10,695 well, did he call you? 929 01:27:10,696 --> 01:27:13,655 No, no, he hasn't. 930 01:27:13,656 --> 01:27:17,455 Well, then pick up the phone and call him. 931 01:27:17,456 --> 01:27:21,215 Because, Ma, I just don't know. 932 01:27:21,216 --> 01:27:23,775 I don't know if I can trust him. 933 01:27:23,776 --> 01:27:29,615 Oh, girl, you're so crazy. 934 01:27:29,616 --> 01:27:31,615 Mama, do me a favor, okay? 935 01:27:31,616 --> 01:27:34,255 Yes? 936 01:27:34,256 --> 01:27:38,775 I don't care if it's a knitting class or a new girdle, anything. 937 01:27:38,776 --> 01:27:40,295 I don't care what it is... 938 01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:44,375 ...you just pick up the phone and you call me, okay? 939 01:27:44,376 --> 01:27:46,295 All right, baby. 940 01:27:46,296 --> 01:27:48,175 And only me, Ma. 941 01:27:48,176 --> 01:27:52,735 Only you, precious. 942 01:27:52,736 --> 01:27:59,736 Bye. 943 01:28:04,376 --> 01:28:06,095 KENNETH: Hi. 944 01:28:06,096 --> 01:28:09,135 Yeah, sorry I didn't call after I got in. 945 01:28:09,136 --> 01:28:13,775 Oh, continuous introductions after a very long and tedious meeting. 946 01:28:13,776 --> 01:28:15,895 I was whipped. 947 01:28:15,896 --> 01:28:18,415 Yeah. One thing is certain... 948 01:28:18,416 --> 01:28:22,375 ...I'm gonna have to come here a few more times before this deal's in place. 949 01:28:22,376 --> 01:28:26,975 Yeah. How's my baby girl? 950 01:28:26,976 --> 01:28:31,455 Well, you tell her that her daddy loves her. 951 01:28:31,456 --> 01:28:33,535 Yeah. 952 01:28:33,536 --> 01:28:35,735 Me too. 953 01:28:35,736 --> 01:28:41,935 Bye. 954 01:28:41,936 --> 01:28:44,375 - Well, good morning. - Well, good morning. 955 01:28:44,376 --> 01:28:46,415 And how are you today? 956 01:28:46,416 --> 01:28:53,416 I'm here with you. It's all good. 957 01:28:54,296 --> 01:28:56,615 Have your breakfast. I'll be back. 958 01:28:56,616 --> 01:29:03,616 I'll be here. 959 01:29:11,336 --> 01:29:14,455 This is gonna broaden his horizons. Make him more worldly. 960 01:29:14,456 --> 01:29:16,255 He'll be fluent in Spanish. 961 01:29:16,256 --> 01:29:18,175 I know that. 962 01:29:18,176 --> 01:29:20,735 I don't see why he has to go all the way to Spain... 963 01:29:20,736 --> 01:29:22,775 ...when he's accepted at Arizona State-- 964 01:29:22,776 --> 01:29:25,055 I'm gonna miss him too. 965 01:29:25,056 --> 01:29:29,775 - Who's taIking about missing him? - Look, he's a man, Gloria. 966 01:29:29,776 --> 01:29:32,015 He knows what he wants. 967 01:29:32,016 --> 01:29:35,095 - Be proud you raised him that way. - I am proud. 968 01:29:35,096 --> 01:29:36,615 It's just.... 969 01:29:36,616 --> 01:29:42,655 - He's my baby. you don't understand. - I understand. I-- 970 01:29:42,656 --> 01:29:44,695 Why you telling me all this? 971 01:29:44,696 --> 01:29:48,935 I thought that since you been coming over, showing him how to fix things.... 972 01:29:48,936 --> 01:29:51,615 He's never known what it's like to have a father. 973 01:29:51,616 --> 01:29:53,895 You took him fishing. He looks up to you. 974 01:29:53,896 --> 01:29:58,895 I thought maybe you could talk some sense into him. 975 01:29:58,896 --> 01:30:02,695 It seems to me Tarik isn't the one needs to come to his senses. 976 01:30:02,696 --> 01:30:05,455 If you don't mind my saying so. 977 01:30:05,456 --> 01:30:09,135 Well, everybody's entitled to their own opinion. Good night. 978 01:30:09,136 --> 01:30:11,815 Gloria. 979 01:30:11,816 --> 01:30:18,816 Good night. 980 01:30:20,256 --> 01:30:26,255 It's getting late. I better.... 981 01:30:26,256 --> 01:30:33,256 Good night. 982 01:30:36,376 --> 01:30:39,695 Russell called and said he's leaving his wife for sure this time. 983 01:30:39,696 --> 01:30:46,696 Okay, so, what's taking him so long? 984 01:30:47,376 --> 01:30:54,376 Russell? 985 01:30:57,736 --> 01:30:59,695 Russell, what took you so long? 986 01:30:59,696 --> 01:31:06,455 RUSSELL: I wasn't gone that long. 987 01:31:06,456 --> 01:31:08,815 ROBIN: Well, what happened? 988 01:31:08,816 --> 01:31:13,575 RUSSELL: We talked. 989 01:31:13,576 --> 01:31:16,095 Well, I assumed that much. 990 01:31:16,096 --> 01:31:21,695 So... 991 01:31:21,696 --> 01:31:25,255 ...is she gonna sign the divorce papers... 992 01:31:25,256 --> 01:31:26,415 ...or what? 993 01:31:26,416 --> 01:31:30,175 You just don't decide to divorce somebody and sign on the dotted line. 994 01:31:30,176 --> 01:31:32,575 It doesn't work that way. 995 01:31:32,576 --> 01:31:38,575 I wish it did, but it doesn't. 996 01:31:38,576 --> 01:31:41,375 Why don't you get my pajamas. 997 01:31:41,376 --> 01:31:43,335 Pajamas? 998 01:31:43,336 --> 01:31:50,336 Now, that's the first time you ever asked for those. 999 01:31:50,456 --> 01:31:54,255 Russell, did you sleep with her? 1000 01:31:54,256 --> 01:31:55,855 I can't take coming here... 1001 01:31:55,856 --> 01:32:02,415 ...and being pressured about what I'm doing with my own wife. 1002 01:32:02,416 --> 01:32:09,416 Well, you know we won't have very much time to spend together. 1003 01:32:10,576 --> 01:32:14,055 [PHONE RINGING] 1004 01:32:14,056 --> 01:32:15,255 Hello. 1005 01:32:15,256 --> 01:32:17,135 TROy: what's happening, baby? It's Troy. 1006 01:32:17,136 --> 01:32:19,855 - I can't talk right now. - What? Can't talk now? 1007 01:32:19,856 --> 01:32:24,855 Look, why don't you just say something sexy to me, so I can go to sleep-- 1008 01:32:24,856 --> 01:32:27,975 Who was that? 1009 01:32:27,976 --> 01:32:30,815 Savannah. 1010 01:32:30,816 --> 01:32:35,495 I suggest you tell your boyfriends not to call here after 11:00. 1011 01:32:35,496 --> 01:32:39,215 He's jealous. what a joke. 1012 01:32:39,216 --> 01:32:41,895 What the hell am I doing, anyway? 1013 01:32:41,896 --> 01:32:48,896 [CHOIR SINGING GOSPEL SONG] 1014 01:32:55,216 --> 01:32:58,895 This Up With People's choir that's going to Spain... 1015 01:32:58,896 --> 01:33:00,975 ...is it this good? 1016 01:33:00,976 --> 01:33:04,015 You mean the one You won't let me join? 1017 01:33:04,016 --> 01:33:07,295 No. 1018 01:33:07,296 --> 01:33:14,296 But they're close. 1019 01:33:14,536 --> 01:33:16,815 After that selection, after that song.... 1020 01:33:16,816 --> 01:33:19,455 After that song, somebody should say, "Thank you." 1021 01:33:19,456 --> 01:33:21,575 ALL: Thank you! - Say, "praise the Lord." 1022 01:33:21,576 --> 01:33:23,695 ALL: Praise the Lord! - Say "praise the Lord!" 1023 01:33:23,696 --> 01:33:26,415 - Praise the Lord! - Turn to your neighbor and say: 1024 01:33:26,416 --> 01:33:30,215 - "The Lord is blessing me... - The Lord is blessing me... 1025 01:33:30,216 --> 01:33:31,855 - ...right now." - ...right now. 1026 01:33:31,856 --> 01:33:33,575 - Amen. - Amen. 1027 01:33:33,576 --> 01:33:37,655 At this time, our prayers go out to Sister Lulu Mae Preston... 1028 01:33:37,656 --> 01:33:39,255 ...who's had hip surgery. 1029 01:33:39,256 --> 01:33:43,375 Church, I want you to know this morning that God is able! 1030 01:33:43,376 --> 01:33:45,415 And because we know that he's able... 1031 01:33:45,416 --> 01:33:48,535 ...we will continue to pray her strength in the Lord. 1032 01:33:48,536 --> 01:33:51,415 - Amen. - Amen. 1033 01:33:51,416 --> 01:33:54,735 Sister Gloria Matthews would like the congregation... 1034 01:33:54,736 --> 01:33:58,775 ...to send their prayers out for the safe journey of her son, Tarik... 1035 01:33:58,776 --> 01:34:01,375 ...who'll soon be on his way to Spain for a year... 1036 01:34:01,376 --> 01:34:05,895 ...to play saxophone in the Up With People International Orchestra. 1037 01:34:05,896 --> 01:34:10,295 Hallelujah! Amen. 1038 01:34:10,296 --> 01:34:14,855 Ah! 1039 01:34:14,856 --> 01:34:16,895 Brother Tarik... 1040 01:34:16,896 --> 01:34:19,375 ...hold on to the Lord's unchanging hand. 1041 01:34:19,376 --> 01:34:23,735 As you go on your journey, continue to trust in the Lord with all your heart. 1042 01:34:23,736 --> 01:34:25,615 - Amen ALL: Amen. 1043 01:34:25,616 --> 01:34:29,415 [CHILDREN SCRAMING] 1044 01:34:29,416 --> 01:34:31,015 So, what do you think, Robin? 1045 01:34:31,016 --> 01:34:34,655 I've loved this man forever, and now that we've got another chance... 1046 01:34:34,656 --> 01:34:38,255 ...I don't wanna blow it by making him think I don't have faith in him. 1047 01:34:38,256 --> 01:34:40,215 Do you know what I mean? 1048 01:34:40,216 --> 01:34:44,495 I mean, don't we hear this on Sally and Oprah every day? 1049 01:34:44,496 --> 01:34:46,575 - That's what you sound like. - I know. 1050 01:34:46,576 --> 01:34:51,495 Is that where you get advice? The TV? 1051 01:34:51,496 --> 01:34:56,175 Well, you know, there was this one woman in your same situation. 1052 01:34:56,176 --> 01:34:59,215 This man kept saying he was gonna leave too. 1053 01:34:59,216 --> 01:35:01,695 She got her hopes all up and everything... 1054 01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:05,295 ...quit her job, even moved to the city he lived in. 1055 01:35:05,296 --> 01:35:07,215 Right after she got there... 1056 01:35:07,216 --> 01:35:10,535 ...she found out she was three months pregnant. 1057 01:35:10,536 --> 01:35:13,855 He ended up dumping the woman. 1058 01:35:13,856 --> 01:35:20,215 He said his kids would be too hurt if he left now. 1059 01:35:20,216 --> 01:35:22,335 So, what about the baby? 1060 01:35:22,336 --> 01:35:25,375 So she had an abortion. 1061 01:35:25,376 --> 01:35:28,455 She never, ever told a soul... 1062 01:35:28,456 --> 01:35:31,295 ...not even her mama. 1063 01:35:31,296 --> 01:35:33,615 Hmm. 1064 01:35:33,616 --> 01:35:40,616 She never looked at men quite the same again. 1065 01:35:43,536 --> 01:35:49,175 So he left his wife in the end, right? 1066 01:35:49,176 --> 01:35:53,415 Take a wild guess, Savannah. 1067 01:35:53,416 --> 01:35:56,015 What show was this on? 1068 01:35:56,016 --> 01:35:58,895 Sorry... 1069 01:35:58,896 --> 01:36:05,896 ...I've never been on Oprah. 1070 01:36:18,216 --> 01:36:24,095 [COUGHING] 1071 01:36:24,096 --> 01:36:27,455 Guess what I got. 1072 01:36:27,456 --> 01:36:31,455 - Some tea. - Guess. 1073 01:36:31,456 --> 01:36:33,735 Picture you drew for me? 1074 01:36:33,736 --> 01:36:35,695 I don't know, honey. What is it? 1075 01:36:35,696 --> 01:36:37,095 ONIKA: I got the mail, Ma. 1076 01:36:37,096 --> 01:36:41,335 - Oh. Thank you. - You're welcome. I'll be right back, okay? 1077 01:36:41,336 --> 01:36:48,336 Okay. 1078 01:36:58,616 --> 01:37:04,575 ONIKA: Mama? 1079 01:37:04,576 --> 01:37:07,135 JAMES: I've waited as long as I could to contact you. 1080 01:37:07,136 --> 01:37:09,175 ONIKA: Mama, is "freak" a bad word? 1081 01:37:09,176 --> 01:37:12,335 JAMES: I've been thinking about you a lot, Bernie. 1082 01:37:12,336 --> 01:37:17,175 Every day. All the time. 1083 01:37:17,176 --> 01:37:19,535 I'm embarrassed to even write that down... 1084 01:37:19,536 --> 01:37:23,575 ...but it's true. 1085 01:37:23,576 --> 01:37:26,855 Bernie, I fellin love in one night. 1086 01:37:26,856 --> 01:37:28,935 Mama, I asked you a question. 1087 01:37:28,936 --> 01:37:31,455 No, honey. No, it's not. 1088 01:37:31,456 --> 01:37:34,055 JAMES: You know what's even harder for me to understand... 1089 01:37:34,056 --> 01:37:35,815 ...is that what I feel for you... 1090 01:37:35,816 --> 01:37:39,175 ...has never undercut the love Ihave for my wife. 1091 01:37:39,176 --> 01:37:41,415 Now, how is that possible? 1092 01:37:41,416 --> 01:37:43,375 ONIKA: Tabitha said it was a bad word. 1093 01:37:43,376 --> 01:37:45,655 JAMES: I still watch her every day. 1094 01:37:45,656 --> 01:37:49,775 So beautiful. So brave. 1095 01:37:49,776 --> 01:37:53,135 I just wanna give her everything I've got in me. 1096 01:37:53,136 --> 01:37:54,695 Every moment. 1097 01:37:54,696 --> 01:37:57,095 It's not a nice word. 1098 01:37:57,096 --> 01:38:02,455 JAMES: She's hanging on, fighting to be here for me... 1099 01:38:02,456 --> 01:38:06,335 ...and when she sleeps, I cry... 1100 01:38:06,336 --> 01:38:08,615 ...over how amazing she is... 1101 01:38:08,616 --> 01:38:11,655 ...and how lucky I've been to have herin my life. 1102 01:38:11,656 --> 01:38:13,175 can I say it? 1103 01:38:13,176 --> 01:38:15,535 No. No. 1104 01:38:15,536 --> 01:38:19,655 JAMES: You're the only person in this world I ever knew I could tell this to... 1105 01:38:19,656 --> 01:38:22,215 ...and even if this never finds you... 1106 01:38:22,216 --> 01:38:25,415 ...and we never speak again... 1107 01:38:25,416 --> 01:38:30,495 ...you've changed my life. 1108 01:38:30,496 --> 01:38:32,615 You know what inspiration is? 1109 01:38:32,616 --> 01:38:36,455 It's someone who lets you know life will go on... 1110 01:38:36,456 --> 01:38:40,975 ...and something beautiful can be waiting somewhere. 1111 01:38:40,976 --> 01:38:45,095 Somewhere when you least expect it. 1112 01:38:45,096 --> 01:38:47,015 Mama, what does it mean? 1113 01:38:47,016 --> 01:38:49,495 BERNADINE: What does what mean? - "Freak." 1114 01:38:49,496 --> 01:38:51,775 It means "weird." 1115 01:38:51,776 --> 01:38:58,776 You let me say "weird." Why can't I say "freak"? 1116 01:38:59,656 --> 01:39:02,055 - Because. ONIKA: Look, Mama. 1117 01:39:02,056 --> 01:39:06,735 Huh? 1118 01:39:06,736 --> 01:39:08,975 Look at you. 1119 01:39:08,976 --> 01:39:10,695 What? 1120 01:39:10,696 --> 01:39:13,775 ONIKA: God stopped crying. 1121 01:39:13,776 --> 01:39:17,255 I don't think those are God's tears at all... 1122 01:39:17,256 --> 01:39:24,256 ...just his way of making sure everything keeps growing. 1123 01:39:40,256 --> 01:39:42,055 KENNETH: Hi, darling. 1124 01:39:42,056 --> 01:39:44,095 I'm sorry I'm late. 1125 01:39:44,096 --> 01:39:47,095 My daughter's had a 104 temperature for the past two days. 1126 01:39:47,096 --> 01:39:49,535 - Really? - She's got the chickenpox. 1127 01:39:49,536 --> 01:39:50,935 Oh, gosh. 1128 01:39:50,936 --> 01:39:55,575 I mean, PauIa's been beeping me on the hour, every hour, all damn day. 1129 01:39:55,576 --> 01:39:58,775 I toId her, all she had to do was give the girl an ice bath... 1130 01:39:58,776 --> 01:40:00,815 - Right. - ..or rub her down with alcohol. 1131 01:40:00,816 --> 01:40:04,055 - Hmm. - Jesus you'd think she had malaria. 1132 01:40:04,056 --> 01:40:06,815 - So why'd you even come? - Why? 1133 01:40:06,816 --> 01:40:10,855 Because you are the most important thing in my life. 1134 01:40:10,856 --> 01:40:12,775 WAITER: Can I get you something to drink? 1135 01:40:12,776 --> 01:40:17,495 - No, thanks, for me. KENNETH: A gin and tonic, please. 1136 01:40:17,496 --> 01:40:21,215 One of these days, she won't have me around to bug about this shit. 1137 01:40:21,216 --> 01:40:24,935 Hmm.... 1138 01:40:24,936 --> 01:40:29,935 You know, every trip I make out here... 1139 01:40:29,936 --> 01:40:32,655 ...I dread going home. 1140 01:40:32,656 --> 01:40:34,575 The longer I think about it... 1141 01:40:34,576 --> 01:40:39,215 ...the more I'm convinced that this is what I want to do... 1142 01:40:39,216 --> 01:40:42,575 ...when the time is right. 1143 01:40:42,576 --> 01:40:45,255 WAITER: Excuse me. - Thank you. 1144 01:40:45,256 --> 01:40:48,215 I mean, it's more financial than anything right now... 1145 01:40:48,216 --> 01:40:51,375 ...and there's still a lot of things to be worked out. 1146 01:40:51,376 --> 01:40:56,855 I know if I left right now, it would be the wrong time for my daughter. 1147 01:40:56,856 --> 01:40:59,215 She thinks she's having a baby sister. 1148 01:40:59,216 --> 01:41:01,895 A baby? 1149 01:41:01,896 --> 01:41:05,855 So we're going to have to wait a little bit longer than I expected. 1150 01:41:05,856 --> 01:41:08,495 Yeah. 1151 01:41:08,496 --> 01:41:11,535 But I know the kind of person that you are. 1152 01:41:11,536 --> 01:41:16,535 You wanna do the right thing as much as I do. 1153 01:41:16,536 --> 01:41:20,815 I do, Kenneth. I really do. 1154 01:41:20,816 --> 01:41:23,655 You see, the more I think about it... 1155 01:41:23,656 --> 01:41:26,415 ...the more I Iook at you... 1156 01:41:26,416 --> 01:41:28,495 ...you look like... 1157 01:41:28,496 --> 01:41:31,535 ...the scum of the fucking earth. 1158 01:41:31,536 --> 01:41:33,455 You see, the good news is, Kenneth... 1159 01:41:33,456 --> 01:41:37,695 ...is that I was never, ever in danger of you getting a divorce. 1160 01:41:37,696 --> 01:41:39,935 Oh, no. I'm the lucky one. 1161 01:41:39,936 --> 01:41:42,335 "The most important thing" in your life. 1162 01:41:42,336 --> 01:41:44,975 Meaning you'll abandon your wife and your child... 1163 01:41:44,976 --> 01:41:47,415 ...to get laid every chance I give you... 1164 01:41:47,416 --> 01:41:50,055 ...and you think--. You think the brass ring... 1165 01:41:50,056 --> 01:41:52,815 ...is some bogus promise to put me in Paula's shoes... 1166 01:41:52,816 --> 01:41:56,375 ...so you can do the same fucking thing to me next year? 1167 01:41:56,376 --> 01:41:59,495 It's pretty close to irresistibIe, lover man. 1168 01:41:59,496 --> 01:42:01,815 What the hell's wrong with you? 1169 01:42:01,816 --> 01:42:06,695 I mean, you and my wife working for the same fucking firm or something? 1170 01:42:06,696 --> 01:42:10,815 You weren't this self-righteous when you were fucking my brains out. 1171 01:42:10,816 --> 01:42:13,775 You weren't worrying about my poor wife then, were you? 1172 01:42:13,776 --> 01:42:16,295 You're right. You're absolutely right, Kenneth. 1173 01:42:16,296 --> 01:42:20,895 I couldn't see past what I wanted, so that made me an asshole... 1174 01:42:20,896 --> 01:42:23,375 ...but the difference between you and me... 1175 01:42:23,376 --> 01:42:27,935 ...is, I'm not anymore. 1176 01:42:27,936 --> 01:42:30,415 - Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What is it? 1177 01:42:30,416 --> 01:42:36,255 Now, look, I'm sorry, but we need to talk about this some more. 1178 01:42:36,256 --> 01:42:39,135 I mean, without all the anger. 1179 01:42:39,136 --> 01:42:42,375 Look, I'm not mad. Really. 1180 01:42:42,376 --> 01:42:44,775 Neither am I, baby. I'm not mad. 1181 01:42:44,776 --> 01:42:48,335 And to prove it, the drinks are on you. 1182 01:42:48,336 --> 01:42:55,135 Hey! Damn it! 1183 01:42:55,136 --> 01:42:56,855 ASSISTANT: You have a phone call. 1184 01:42:56,856 --> 01:42:59,695 Thanks, Edy. Excuse me for a sec. Hello. 1185 01:42:59,696 --> 01:43:03,695 MOTHER: Have you lost your mind?! 1186 01:43:03,696 --> 01:43:04,935 SAVANNAH: Ma? 1187 01:43:04,936 --> 01:43:09,695 kenneth just called me and told me how simple you acted! 1188 01:43:09,696 --> 01:43:12,175 He was actually crying! 1189 01:43:12,176 --> 01:43:15,575 And men don't be crying over no woman unless they love them. 1190 01:43:15,576 --> 01:43:18,295 How can you be so insensitive? 1191 01:43:18,296 --> 01:43:25,296 SAVANNAH: could you excuse me? CREWMAN: No problem. 1192 01:43:26,696 --> 01:43:30,935 First of all, Ma, I'm sick of you telling me how I should live my life... 1193 01:43:30,936 --> 01:43:34,415 ...who you think I should love, marry. Ma, I'm sick of it! 1194 01:43:34,416 --> 01:43:38,575 - DOn't you raise your voice at me! - Mama, I'm 33, and I live alone. 1195 01:43:38,576 --> 01:43:40,015 Yeah. Tell me about it. 1196 01:43:40,016 --> 01:43:43,895 And I have to accept the fact that I may live alone for the rest of my life. 1197 01:43:43,896 --> 01:43:46,295 It ain't too late, Savannah. 1198 01:43:46,296 --> 01:43:49,375 He's begging on his knees, and you letting him get away! 1199 01:43:49,376 --> 01:43:53,255 Mama, do you hear me? I have a job. I have friends. 1200 01:43:53,256 --> 01:43:55,975 Ma, I have interests that you don't even ask about... 1201 01:43:55,976 --> 01:43:58,095 ...because only one thing counts with you. 1202 01:43:58,096 --> 01:44:01,295 With any damn woman, unless they lying to themselves. 1203 01:44:01,296 --> 01:44:03,695 Well, I'm being honest with myself, Ma. 1204 01:44:03,696 --> 01:44:07,015 I'm smart, I work hard and I'm a good person. 1205 01:44:07,016 --> 01:44:11,415 Ma, if I allowed myself to think like you, I guess I'd be a dead woman. 1206 01:44:11,416 --> 01:44:14,095 Ma, you should be proud I'd rather live alone... 1207 01:44:14,096 --> 01:44:19,575 ...than crawl up behind a two-timing loser like Kenneth! 1208 01:44:19,576 --> 01:44:24,975 He's a good man, Savannah. A good man. 1209 01:44:24,976 --> 01:44:29,735 He's just in a bad situation right now, and he's trying to get out of it. 1210 01:44:29,736 --> 01:44:36,736 I tell you what, why don't you fucking marry him?! 1211 01:44:41,976 --> 01:44:48,976 [PHONE RINGING] 1212 01:44:51,376 --> 01:44:56,335 Ma, I was wrong to yell. I'm sorry. 1213 01:44:56,336 --> 01:44:59,375 But I meant what I said about my life... 1214 01:44:59,376 --> 01:45:02,495 ...but I didn't mean to disrespect you. 1215 01:45:02,496 --> 01:45:04,775 I'll never do that again. 1216 01:45:04,776 --> 01:45:10,735 It's all right, baby. It's all right. 1217 01:45:10,736 --> 01:45:14,775 I just don't wanna see you end up like me. 1218 01:45:14,776 --> 01:45:18,735 Alone. 1219 01:45:18,736 --> 01:45:25,215 I know, Ma. And I Iove you. 1220 01:45:25,216 --> 01:45:27,695 I love you too, sugar. 1221 01:45:27,696 --> 01:45:34,696 I'll talk to you later. Bye. 1222 01:45:35,056 --> 01:45:38,295 After fully reviewing all the newly submitted documentation... 1223 01:45:38,296 --> 01:45:40,495 ...the settlement will go as follows: 1224 01:45:40,496 --> 01:45:42,295 One and a half million dollars... 1225 01:45:42,296 --> 01:45:45,535 ...in the Phoenix Municipal Savings and Loan Association... 1226 01:45:45,536 --> 01:45:49,335 ...ownership of the residence at 1985 Ohio Drive... 1227 01:45:49,336 --> 01:45:52,015 ...in Pinnacle Peak, Arizona... 1228 01:45:52,016 --> 01:45:54,575 ...a second house in Acapulco, Mexico... 1229 01:45:54,576 --> 01:45:56,815 ...500,000 in stocks and bonds... 1230 01:45:56,816 --> 01:46:03,816 ...and an E320 S Mercedes station wagon. 1231 01:46:05,136 --> 01:46:12,136 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 1232 01:46:31,696 --> 01:46:38,696 [SCREAMING AND CHEERING] 1233 01:46:44,456 --> 01:46:51,456 [KNOCKING] 1234 01:46:53,016 --> 01:46:57,215 Hey, baby. Surprised to see me? 1235 01:46:57,216 --> 01:46:59,895 Finally got the bitch off my back like I toId you. 1236 01:46:59,896 --> 01:47:02,735 If that's what you want, I'm happy for you. 1237 01:47:02,736 --> 01:47:04,935 Why are we standing here talking about it? 1238 01:47:04,936 --> 01:47:10,015 Because I haven't invited you in. 1239 01:47:10,016 --> 01:47:15,055 come on, baby. It's me. 1240 01:47:15,056 --> 01:47:17,455 It's Russell. 1241 01:47:17,456 --> 01:47:21,255 Why you wanna do this to us? After all we been through? 1242 01:47:21,256 --> 01:47:26,575 - Come on, now. - I said, stop. 1243 01:47:26,576 --> 01:47:28,815 What you reading? 1244 01:47:28,816 --> 01:47:32,975 childbirth choices? 1245 01:47:32,976 --> 01:47:35,375 What's that about? 1246 01:47:35,376 --> 01:47:39,735 Yeah. It's yours, and I'm keeping it. 1247 01:47:39,736 --> 01:47:42,855 - So, what you expect me to do? - What you do best. 1248 01:47:42,856 --> 01:47:45,015 Disappear. 1249 01:47:45,016 --> 01:47:46,895 Go home to your wife. 1250 01:47:46,896 --> 01:47:50,895 Or better yet, go get some help. I don't want anything from you. 1251 01:47:50,896 --> 01:47:54,255 I want you to read my lips. 1252 01:47:54,256 --> 01:48:01,256 We don't need you in our lives. 1253 01:48:19,136 --> 01:48:22,175 Yes! 1254 01:48:22,176 --> 01:48:24,415 [KNOCKING] 1255 01:48:24,416 --> 01:48:28,975 It's open. 1256 01:48:28,976 --> 01:48:30,255 GLORIA: How you been doing? 1257 01:48:30,256 --> 01:48:35,095 [THUNDERING] 1258 01:48:35,096 --> 01:48:42,096 GLORIA: I haven't seen much of you lately. 1259 01:48:46,616 --> 01:48:53,215 I, uh.... I acted silly when all you did was tell me the truth. 1260 01:48:53,216 --> 01:48:57,775 I guess I didn't wanna hear it. 1261 01:48:57,776 --> 01:48:59,855 I been real busy. 1262 01:48:59,856 --> 01:49:02,415 Um.... 1263 01:49:02,416 --> 01:49:06,935 I came over for two reasons. 1264 01:49:06,936 --> 01:49:10,015 I know I shut you out... 1265 01:49:10,016 --> 01:49:13,175 ...and I miss you in our life... 1266 01:49:13,176 --> 01:49:18,855 ...my life. 1267 01:49:18,856 --> 01:49:21,455 Marvin, I have no doubt what you said was true... 1268 01:49:21,456 --> 01:49:26,615 ...and I apologize. I just came over to say that. 1269 01:49:26,616 --> 01:49:30,135 Wait a minute. Wait. 1270 01:49:30,136 --> 01:49:32,815 come on in. 1271 01:49:32,816 --> 01:49:39,816 Sit down. 1272 01:49:49,056 --> 01:49:53,015 He just left. 1273 01:49:53,016 --> 01:50:00,016 He wouldn't even let me take him to the airport. 1274 01:50:03,696 --> 01:50:06,255 He's been the man in my life, you know. 1275 01:50:06,256 --> 01:50:12,335 My companion. More than just my baby. 1276 01:50:12,336 --> 01:50:19,336 Now he's gone. 1277 01:50:19,856 --> 01:50:25,855 I gave up... 1278 01:50:25,856 --> 01:50:30,895 ...a long time ago on any hope I had of finding someone for myself. 1279 01:50:30,896 --> 01:50:33,575 It's a terrible thing to do to Tarik. 1280 01:50:33,576 --> 01:50:38,775 - Tarik's gonna be fine. Yeah. - Yeah. 1281 01:50:38,776 --> 01:50:41,775 I'm grateful to you, though, for opening my eyes. 1282 01:50:41,776 --> 01:50:42,935 I miss you too. 1283 01:50:42,936 --> 01:50:46,175 You wouldn't allow my fear of being alone... 1284 01:50:46,176 --> 01:50:50,735 ...to get in the way of him growing up and doing what he has to do. 1285 01:50:50,736 --> 01:50:52,295 I was so unfair to him. 1286 01:50:52,296 --> 01:50:54,215 - No, no. - Yes, I was. 1287 01:50:54,216 --> 01:50:58,295 No. You haven't been unfair to Tarik. 1288 01:50:58,296 --> 01:51:00,775 You've been unfair to you. 1289 01:51:00,776 --> 01:51:03,215 To us. 1290 01:51:03,216 --> 01:51:07,575 It's like you don't feel you're worthy to have someone to love you. 1291 01:51:07,576 --> 01:51:10,255 No, I.... 1292 01:51:10,256 --> 01:51:12,495 I love you. 1293 01:51:12,496 --> 01:51:14,135 - I love you. - Don't say it. 1294 01:51:14,136 --> 01:51:17,135 - Yes. - You don't love me. 1295 01:51:17,136 --> 01:51:21,215 Yes, I love you... 1296 01:51:21,216 --> 01:51:28,216 ...Gloria. 1297 01:51:54,256 --> 01:51:56,815 D.J.: we're moving into our New Year's Eve countdown. 1298 01:51:56,816 --> 01:51:58,815 ROBIN: I don't feel like going to a club. 1299 01:51:58,816 --> 01:52:01,295 SAVANNAH: Me either. BERNADINE: Somewhere different. 1300 01:52:01,296 --> 01:52:02,935 GLORIA: I'm down. SAVANNAH: Me too. 1301 01:52:02,936 --> 01:52:06,095 D.J.: --when Roberta Flack was saying "It Might Be You"? 1302 01:52:06,096 --> 01:52:07,295 Who is this? 1303 01:52:07,296 --> 01:52:09,415 - Roberta Flack. - Roberta Flack. 1304 01:52:09,416 --> 01:52:16,416 [ROBERTA FLAcK'S "IT MIGHT BE YOU" PLAYS] 1305 01:52:17,496 --> 01:52:20,975 It's an old cut. 1306 01:52:20,976 --> 01:52:27,976 It's an old cut. 1307 01:52:28,656 --> 01:52:32,255 Oh, you know this is.... 1308 01:52:32,256 --> 01:52:34,495 Tookie. 1309 01:52:34,496 --> 01:52:37,335 Y'all know the movie. 1310 01:52:37,336 --> 01:52:38,815 - Tootsie? - Tootsie. 1311 01:52:38,816 --> 01:52:40,415 Yeah, this is from Tootsie. 1312 01:52:40,416 --> 01:52:45,135 Dustin Hoffman. This is steaming up, you know. 1313 01:52:45,136 --> 01:52:52,136 [SINGING] 1314 01:52:55,056 --> 01:52:59,175 Yeah. 1315 01:52:59,176 --> 01:53:02,375 D.J.: If you got no plans tonight, got nowhere to go... 1316 01:53:02,376 --> 01:53:05,775 ...don't fret, don't panic and don't be afraid. 1317 01:53:05,776 --> 01:53:07,535 Do that for yourself.... 1318 01:53:07,536 --> 01:53:09,895 SAVANNAH: This baby'll have more than one mama. 1319 01:53:09,896 --> 01:53:11,655 If you're mad, get even... 1320 01:53:11,656 --> 01:53:14,535 ...but if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 1321 01:53:14,536 --> 01:53:17,095 whatever you do, do it this year. 1322 01:53:17,096 --> 01:53:18,255 Let's do this. 1323 01:53:18,256 --> 01:53:19,415 [CHEERING] 1324 01:53:19,416 --> 01:53:23,055 Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. 1325 01:53:23,056 --> 01:53:25,015 ROBIN: I think it's time. - Five. Four. 1326 01:53:25,016 --> 01:53:29,215 - Three. Two. One. ALL: Three! Two! One! 1327 01:53:29,216 --> 01:53:36,216 - Happy New Year. - Happy New year! 1328 01:53:42,936 --> 01:53:49,936 SAVANNAH: We made it!