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<i> ( '50s rock music playing )</i>

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SUPER COMBO
NUMBER ONE.

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SUPER COMBO
NUMBER FOUR.

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THE FUN-TASTIC GOOFY
MEAL NUMBER TWO.

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YOU HEARD ME.

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EARTH JUST DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS--
DINNER AND A MOVIE.

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MMM.  OOH,
LET'S SEE THIS ONE.

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FOUR STARS, TWO THUMBS.

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"A SWEEPING DRAMA,
ONE OF THE YEAR'S

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MOST INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING
CINEMATIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS."

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- NO.
- CHICK FLICK.

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HOW ARE YOUR CHICKEN
CRUNCHIES TODAY?

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HARRY, WE DON'T
HAVE ALL DAY.

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HE'LL HAVE THE SUPER
COMBO NUMBER TWO.

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Man:
<i> Okay, that'll be $10.71.</i>
<i> Please drive around.</i>

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WITH PLEASURE.

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-<i> ( car backfires )</i>
- WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

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- Man:<i> Please drive around.</i>
- WE WOULD IF WE COULD.

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I TOLD YOU TO GET THIS
LOOKED AT TWO WEEKS AGO,

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NOT TO MENTION
THE PHONE'S STILL OUT.

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I KEEP TELLING YOU TO GET
ALL THESE THINGS TAKEN CARE OF,
YET NOTHING EVER GETS DONE.

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AND YET YOU PERSIST.
GOOD FOR YOU.

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- NOW WE'LL NEVER
MAKE IT TO THE MOVIE.
- NONSENSE.

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- ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
GET OUT AND PUSH, SALLY.
- YEAH, YEAH.

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<i> HURRY UP, I DON'T WANT</i>
<i> TO MISS THE PREVIEWS.</i>

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OR THAT "AUDIENCE
IS LISTENING" THING.

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( All imitating THX
"Deep Note" sound effect )

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THIS SEAT SUCKS.

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I AGREE.
THE SEATING
IS ALL WRONG.

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TOMMY, YOU SHOULD BE
TO MY RIGHT SO I COULD
ACTUALLY HAVE AN ARMREST.

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HARRY, YOU SHOULD
SIT ON THE AISLE

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BECAUSE YOU GO TO
THE BATHROOM CONSTANTLY.

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WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD IT.  EVERYBODY
JUST SIT DOWN.

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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
HERE, SALLY, HAVE SOME POPCORN.

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I DIDN'T WANT POPCORN.
I WANTED GOOD & PLENTYS.

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WHEN YOU'RE HIGH COMMANDER,
YOU CAN BE IN CHARGE
OF THE MOVIE TREATS.

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- I WILL.
- BULLY FOR YOU.

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- SHH!
- EXCUSE ME,
WE'RE TALKING HERE!

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HOW DID HE BEAT THOSE GUYS?
COME ON, IT WAS 12
AGAINST ONE.

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HE HAS THE ADVANTAGE.

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THEY ONLY HAVE
MACHINE GUNS

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WHILE HE HAS
THE BROKEN POOL CUE.

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OH!  OH, GREAT
COMMAND DECISION, DICK.

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NOW I HAVE
A PIECE OF POPCORN
STUCK IN MY TEETH.

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I'LL GET IT.

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SALLY, YOU ARE RIGHT.
I SHOULD HAVE SAT
NEAR THE AISLE.

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EXCUSE ME.  I'M SORRY.
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.

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- IS THAT IT?
- OW!

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- I'M GETTING THE MANAGER.
- THANK YOU.  HAVE HIM
BRING FLOSS.

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<i> I'M SORRY.</i>

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COULDN'T BE SORR--

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OW!

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<i> DICK, I'M STUCK</i>
<i> TO THE FLOOR.</i>

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OH MY GOD!

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OKAY, PUNK,
COURT IS ADJOURNED.

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YAH!

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STOP IT.
THAT'S AN ORDER.

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THE HIGH COMMANDER SAID
THAT I COULD TURN MYSELF

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INTO A LETHAL
KILLING MACHINE.

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- DID YOU?
- WHAT?

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- TOMMY, WHAT'S
WITH THE TOAD?
- HIS NAME IS JACK.

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- HE'S MY NEW LAB PARTNER.
- NO, I MEANT IN THE JAR.

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OH!  THAT'S A DEAD FROG.
WE'RE GOING TO
REANIMATE IT.

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TOMMY, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
NO SCIENCE PROJECTS
IN THE KITCHEN.

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HIGH COMMANDER
SAID WE COULD.

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- DICK, PERMISSION TO BITCH?
- PERMISSION GRANTED.

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WHY DO YOU TELL THEM
THEY CAN DO THINGS WHEN
I TELL THEM THEY CAN'T?

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- BECAUSE I'M
THE HIGH COMMANDER.
- WOULD IT KILL YOU

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TO LISTEN TO ME
ONCE-- AAH!

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♪ AHH ♪
I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT
WE WERE SINGING.

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THIS POPCORN KERNEL
IS AGONY.

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I FEEL LIKE STICKING
MY HEAD IN A MICROWAVE
TO POP IT OUT.

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JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU
POKE HOLES IN YOUR HEAD

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WITH A FORK FIRST.

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- WELL, I'M OFF.
- WAIT, WE NEED
TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

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I AM SECOND IN COMMAND HERE,
AND I HAVE NO AUTHORITY
OVER THESE GUYS.

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YOU OUTRANK THEM.
JUST SEIZE CONTROL,
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE.

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ALL RIGHT, PERMISSION REQUESTED
TO SCHEDULE INITIATIVE-TAKING.

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JUST DO IT.
TAKE THE CAR
AND FIX THE PHONE.

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- WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I WASN'T HERE?
- YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE.

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WELL, WHAT IF I WASN'T?

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I'D DO A HAPPY
LITTLE DANCE.

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<i> ( door closes )</i>

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OH, MAN,
SOLOMON'S HERE.

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- DON'T LOOK,
HE MIGHT COME OVER.
- DOES HE SEE US?

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I'LL CHECK.

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LEON!  WHAT
A HAPPY ACCIDENT.

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NOW WE CAN SPEND
THE EVENING GETTING
TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

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PLEASE, CONTINUE
WITH YOUR CONVERSATION.

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WE CAN'T.
WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT YOU.

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SHUT UP.

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- CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
- WHAT ARE THEY HAVING?

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COFFEE, FOR TWO HOURS.

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I'LL HAVE THAT.

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- PITMAN...
- WHAT?

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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

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SUDDENLY YOU LOOK SO--
I'VE NEVER USED THIS WORD--

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- COOL.
- REALLY?  I'VE BEEN--

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NOW IT'S GONE.
NOW IT'S BACK.

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NOW THERE'S AN AIR
OF SOPHISTICATION.

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SOMEHOW THAT FIERY TUBE
HAS MITIGATED YOUR OAFISHNESS.

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- MAY I?
- OH.

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( sighs )

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YOU CAN KEEP IT.

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THANK YOU.

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( coughs )
OH.

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( coughs )

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AN ADDED BONUS.

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THIS IS CREEPY.

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YOU HAVE NO VISION.

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WHAT IS THIS THING
IN MY COLANDER?

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OH, THAT WOULD BE
ITS OLD BRAIN.

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WELL, DICK,
MY LIFE IS HELL.

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- I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
- OH, YOU BETCHA.

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IT'S LIKE I'M FEELING
MY LUNGS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

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IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE
A TENANT WHO SMOKES.

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SO MANY PEOPLE
ARE GIVING IT UP.
IT JUST BREAKS MY HEART.

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WE NEED SOME DUCT TAPE
AND JUMPER CABLES.

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TOMMY, HAVE YOU SMOKED
YOUR CIGARETTE YET?

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- NO, SIR.
- THERE'S NO REASON
TO PUT IT OFF.

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YOU KNOW,
I MUST SAY,

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THIS SECONDHAND SMOKE

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IS SMOOTH
AND SATISFYING.

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MY GIFT TO YOU.

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DICK, YOU'VE BEEN
SMOKING THOSE THINGS
SINCE YOU GOT HOME.

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- IT'S ALMOST LIKE
THEY'RE ADDICTIVE.
- DON'T BE SILLY.

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IF CIGARETTES WERE BAD,
THEY WOULDN'T SELL
THEM EVERYWHERE.

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BESIDES, I CAN QUIT
WHENEVER I WANT.

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THERE, YOU SEE,
I'VE STOPPED.

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THERE'S NOTHING TO IT.

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YOU KNOW, SALLY,

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IF YOU WANT TO ADVANCE,

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YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO OPEN YOUR MIND
TO NEW EXPERIENCES.

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WELL, I'VE STARTED AGAIN.

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THIS POPCORN KERNEL
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

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HONEY, DON'T PUT
YOUR HAND IN YOUR MOUTH.

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IT'S SO UNBECOMING.

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-<i> ( electricity crackling )</i>
- WHAT WAS THAT?

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-<i> ( frog croaks )</i>
- Tommy:<i> IT'S ALIVE!</i>

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( Jack screaming )

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HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

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IT'S A GUARANTEED "A."

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KIDS.

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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
- SMOKING.

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PLEASE DON'T SMOKE
IN FRONT OF ME.
I JUST QUIT A YEAR AGO.

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YOU POOR, MISGUIDED GIRL.

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DON'T YOU MISS IT?

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THE FIRST COOL DRAG
IN THE MORNING,

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A RELAXING SMOKE ON THE ROOF
ON A WARM SUMMER NIGHT.

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AND IF I EVER HAVE SEX,

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I THINK I'M GOING
TO SMOKE AFTERWARDS.

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HAVE YOU EVER READ
THE WARNING ON
THE SIDE OF THE PACK?

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( scoffs )
WELL, I'M NOT A FETUS.

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THOSE THINGS WILL TAKE
10 YEARS OFF OF YOUR LIFE.

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YES, BUT THAT'S OFF
THE END OF YOUR LIFE,

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AND THOSE YEARS
ARE CRAPPY ANYWAY.

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WELL, THERE HAPPENS
TO BE A POLICY HERE--

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CIGARETTES ARE ONLY ALLOWED
IN UNIVERSITY-SANCTIONED
SMOKING ZONES.

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- TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
- ALL RIGHT,

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IF YOU'RE GOING
TO BE A BIG...

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FETUS ABOUT IT.

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MY PEOPLE.

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DR. FINKEL.
FATHER.

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MRS. CROSS,
YOU SMOKE, TOO?

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( hoarse voice )
IT COMES AS A SURPRISE
TO MANY PEOPLE.

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LOOK AT US--
WE SUCK, WE BLOW--

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A POSSE OF ORAL FIXATORS.

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OH, YEAH, WE'RE BAD.

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THEY CAN ISOLATE US,
BUT THEY'LL NEVER
SEPARATE US.

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LET THEM OUTLAW SMOKING.

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THEN THEY'LL JUST
HAVE TO DEAL WITH
A WHOLE BUNCH OF...

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SMOKIN' OUTLAWS!
WHO'S WITH ME?

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ALL RIGHT.

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ALL RIGHT,
RINSE OUT YOUR MOUTH.

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NOW SPIT.

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YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN TO A...

177
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,540
DENTIST'S OFFICE
BEFORE, HAVE YOU?

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
GAL ON THE GO.

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ALL RIGHT.  COULD YOU
OPEN WIDER, PLEASE?

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- WIDER.
- ( coughs )

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YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN HERE.

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ALL RIGHT, I'LL SMOKE
IN THE WAITING ROOM.

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YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN
THE WAITING ROOM, EITHER.

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- THEN I'LL SMOKE
IN THE HALL.
- I'M SORRY,

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YOU CAN'T SMOKE
ANYWHERE IN THE BUILDING.

186
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
AWFULLY SMUG FOR
A MAN IN A PAPER COAT.

187
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<i> ( indistinct chatter on TV )</i>

188
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<i> ( thunderclap )</i>

189
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OH, YES!
THE CORN IS GONE.  SEE?

190
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,207
SO, TOMMY, HOW WAS
YOUR SCIENCE FAIR?

191
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OH, UH...
( chuckles )

192
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FUNNY STORY.  UM...

193
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REMEMBER THAT FROG
I REANIMATED?

194
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WELL, IT KIND OF DEVELOPED
A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH.

195
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SOMEONE'S GOT TO GO SEE
MY SCIENCE TEACHER TOMORROW.

196
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- DID YOU TELL DICK?
- I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH YOU.

197
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- HE RAN OFF.
THAT WAS HOURS AGO.
- THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM.

198
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WELL, WHAT ARE
WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
DICK IS ALWAYS HERE.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

200
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OF COURSE...
THIS IS A TEST.

201
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- WHAT?
- FOR THE NEXT 60 SECONDS,

202
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SHE'S GOING TO EMIT
A HIGH-PITCHED TONE.

203
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,145
NO.

204
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DICK IS TESTING ME.

205
00:11:56,482 --> 00:12:00,018
( chuckles )
HE'S CONVENIENTLY
"DISAPPEARED,"

206
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- LEAVING ME IN CHARGE.
-<i> ( thunder rumbling )</i>

207
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,490
WELL, I'M GONNA SHOW HIM.

208
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,261
OKAY, TROOPS, LINE UP
IN ORDER OF HEIGHT.

209
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DESCENDING.

210
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,002
IT'S TIME
FOR DECISIVE ACTION.

211
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- HARRY!
- YES, SIR-- MA'AM--
MA'AM-- MA'AM SIR.

212
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,378
YOU'RE GOING TO CLIMB
THE UTILITY POLE
AND FIX OUR PHONE LINE.

213
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,580
WELL, I'LL NEED
A FLASHLIGHT.

214
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,416
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S PLENTY BRIGHT
WITH ALL THAT LIGHTNING.

215
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,019
WELL, HOW DO
I GET UP THERE?

216
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:38,723
( sighs )
WE'VE GOT THAT BIG METAL
LADDER IN THE GARAGE.

217
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,192
OH, WAIT.

218
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:44,695
- YOU CAN KNOCK THE BOX OPEN
WITH THIS METAL GOLF CLUB.
- GOOD, TOMMY.

219
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,732
AND YOU WANT TO BE SAFE.
WRAP THIS CHAIN
AROUND YOUR WAIST

220
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:51,102
AND ATTACH IT
TO THE POWER LINE
IN CASE YOU SLIP.

221
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,305
-<i> ( thunder rumbling )</i>
- PREPARE TO BE DAZZLED.

222
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,599
OH, WELL...
( panting )

223
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,635
I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL FIND ME
BEFORE THE BUILDING CLOSES.

224
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,570
<i> ( generator hums, stops )</i>

225
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,175
( sighs )
MAYBE NOT.

226
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,182
NOW, I'M NOT ONE
TO DISCOURAGE

227
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,351
A CHILD'S CREATIVITY,

228
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,954
BUT THAT FROG TOOK A BITE
OUT OF PATTI KINLAND

229
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,889
THE SIZE OF
A SILVER DOLLAR.

230
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,060
- DIME, TOPS.
- THAT FROG DESTROYED

231
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,562
ALL THE OTHER EXPERIMENTS
AND ATTACKED SIX STUDENTS,

232
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,232
AND TOMMY REFUSES
TO APOLOGIZE.

233
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,367
IT'S CLEAR THAT TOMMY
MUST BE DISCIPLINED.

234
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,369
AND IN THE ABSENCE
OF MR. SOLOMON,

235
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,438
WE ASK THAT YOU
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.

236
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,007
OH, I'M READY
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.

237
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:06,577
BELIEVE ME, I CAN
HANDLE RESPONSIBILITY.
NO PROBLEM.

238
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,580
TOMMY, I'M HEREBY PLACING
YOU UNDER HOUSE ARREST.

239
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,316
- I JUST THOUGHT COUNSELING--
- YOUR RATIONS WILL BE
CUT IN HALF.

240
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,520
YOU WILL REPORT
TO CALISTHENICS
AT 0500, SHARP.

241
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,923
COULD I BE PLACED
IN A FOSTER HOME
OR SOMETHING?

242
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,925
I'M HIS MOTHER.
I'LL HANDLE HIM.

243
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:24,195
- I THOUGHT YOU
WERE HIS SISTER.
- SISTER, MOTHER, WHATEVER.

244
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,931
I THINK YOU'RE
ACTUALLY MY AUNT.

245
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:30,101
IN OUR FAMILY,
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO TELL.

246
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,174
♪ OH, DANNY BOY ♪

247
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:41,579
♪ THE PIPES,
THE PIPES ARE CALLING ♪

248
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,482
♪ FROM GLEN TO GLEN ♪

249
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:50,020
♪ AND DOWN
THE MOUNTAINSIDE ♪

250
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,892
♪ THE SUMMER'S GONE ♪

251
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:59,897
♪ AND ALL THE ROSES FALLING ♪

252
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,567
♪ 'TIS YOU, 'TIS YOU ♪

253
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:08,339
♪ MUST GO
AND I MUST BIDE ♪

254
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,977
( loudly )
♪ BUT COME YE BACK ♪

255
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:18,015
♪ WHEN SUMMER'S
IN THE MEADOW-- ♪

256
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,493
HEY, YOU'RE NOT BAD.

257
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,661
THANK YOU.

258
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,265
( falsetto )
♪ 'TIS I'LL BE GONE ♪

259
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,267
♪ IN SUNSHINE ♪

260
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:41,239
♪ OR IN SHADOW. ♪

261
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,076
YOU'RE NOT
SO BAD YOURSELF.

262
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:52,016
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
MY CAR IS NOT READY?
YOU PROMISED IT BY FRIDAY.

263
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,418
TODAY'S FRIDAY.

264
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,021
THE CARBURETOR'S A REBUILD,

265
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,157
- THAT TAKES EXTRA TIME.
- I'M OVER HERE.

266
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,825
ON THE PLUS SIDE,
YOUR TRANNY'S IN
REALLY GOOD SHAPE.

267
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,761
AH, GOOD NEWS.

268
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,963
EXCUSE ME,
THIS IS MY CAR.

269
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,965
SHE'S RIGHT.

270
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,534
I JUST STAND
HERE AND NOD.

271
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,569
( laughs )

272
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,605
- WELL, YOU GOTTA HUMOR 'EM.
- ( both laugh )

273
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,607
THIS REDHEAD
CAME IN LAST WEEK.

274
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,443
I THINK SHE WAS
DRIVING A SUNBIRD.
SHE OPENED THAT HOOD--

275
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,445
( bones crack )

276
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,353
HELLO.

277
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,089
I'D LIKE MY CAR READY
IN A HALF HOUR.

278
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:35,593
- I DON'T WANT A 200%
MARK-UP ON PARTS.
- ( mechanic grunts )

279
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,096
- AND I'D LIKE IT WASHED.
- ( gasps )

280
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,766
THANK YOU.
DO YOU HEAR THAT,
HIGH COMMANDER?

281
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,935
SALLY?

282
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,205
OH, YEAH.

283
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,173
I'M SORRY.

284
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,181
WOMEN, HUH?

285
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,183
( whimpers )

286
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,285
OH, BOY.

287
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,663
<i> ( electronic hum )</i>

288
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,407
- DICK?
- SALLY.

289
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,409
DICK, YOU CAN
COME OUT NOW.

290
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,578
I'VE PASSED
YOUR LITTLE TEST.

291
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,116
- NINA, WHERE'S DICK?
- I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
IN TWO DAYS.

292
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:36,086
- I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU.
- WILL YOU EXCUSE US
FOR JUST A MINUTE?

293
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,789
HE'S NOT HERE, HE'S GONE.
HE'S ACTUALLY GONE.

294
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,425
I CAN STILL HEAR YOU.

295
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,630
- COULD YOU LEAVE, PLEASE?
- TRY AND STOP ME.

296
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,301
THIS WASN'T A TEST.

297
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,338
I REALLY AM
HIGH COMMANDER.

298
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,774
WE AWAIT YOUR ORDERS,
HIGH COMMANDER.

299
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,313
WE'RE HERE WAITIN'.

300
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,016
IF DICK WERE HERE,
HE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO.

301
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:09,520
IF DICK WERE HERE,
HE'D KNOW WHERE HE WAS.

302
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,724
WE GOTTA FIND HIM.

303
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,767
DR. BANKSON.

304
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,702
HUH.

305
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,107
DR. BANKSON,

306
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,342
WE MEET AT LAST.

307
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,815
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE--

308
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,817
DICK SOLOMON.

309
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,286
- ( muffled )
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
- AH.

310
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,588
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
CHOSEN A POOR TIME

311
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,325
TO SEDATE YOURSELF,
DR. BANKSON.

312
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,460
BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY--

313
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,929
THE DENTIST WHO DRILLS
HIS OWN TEETH

314
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,031
HAS A FOOL
FOR A PATIENT.

315
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:59,136
AH, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU
TO COOPERATE.

316
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,539
WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL TALK

317
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,674
FOR MR. SUCKY THING.

318
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,344
( air hissing )

319
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,413
DEATH HAS REARED
HIMSELF A THRONE

320
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,649
IN A STRANGE CITY
LYING ALONE

321
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,652
WHERE GOOD AND BAD
AND WORST AND BEST

322
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,021
ARE GONE TO
THEIR ETERNAL REST.

323
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,759
THAT'S NICE.
WHAT IS IT?

324
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,696
IT'S JUST...
SOMETHING I MADE UP.

325
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,931
LIAR.  THAT'S
EDGAR ALLAN POE.

326
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,701
I WAS THERE
WHEN YOU READ IT.
THEN WHY ASK?!

327
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,971
JUST TO PLAY
MIND GAMES WITH ME?

328
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,139
WHAT MIND?
STOP IT!  STOP IT!

329
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,175
STOP IT, STOP IT,
STOP IT!

330
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,110
Harry:
<i> DICK, IS THAT YOU?</i>

331
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,649
- HARRY?
-<i> DICK?</i>

332
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:49,553
HARRY, OPEN THE DOOR!
OPEN THE DOOR!

333
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,856
<i> HOW DO I KNOW</i>
<i> IT'S REALLY YOU?</i>

334
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,461
- IT'S REALLY ME!
- WELL, YOU WOULD
KNOW THAT.

335
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,296
- HARRY!
- DICK!

336
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,298
YOU SAVED ME!

337
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,868
GOD, WHEN I THINK OF
ALL THE TIMES...

338
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,136
I'M SO GLAD--

339
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,143
A VOICE INSIDE OF YOU?

340
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,479
AND YOU NEVER KNEW
IT WAS THERE BEFORE?

341
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,616
BY THE SECOND DAY,
I WAS HEARING
MY INNER VOICE, TOO.

342
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,084
- WHAT WAS IT SAYING?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.

343
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:24,087
I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH.

344
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,089
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE JANITOR'S FACE

345
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:29,226
WHEN HE WALKED IN
ON THE FOUR OF US.

346
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,395
- I'M JUST GLAD
YOU'RE ALIVE.
- THANK YOU, SALLY.

347
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:35,032
- AND GOOD WORK FINDING ME.
- GOOD WORK?

348
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,268
I WAS PARALYZED.
I THOUGHT I COULD
DO YOUR JOB.

349
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,971
YOU'RE SO ARROGANT,
BOSSY, AND CONDESCENDING,

350
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,973
YOU MAKE IT
LOOK SO EASY.

351
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,444
WELL, I'M NOT
PERFECT, LIEUTENANT.

352
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:50,013
AFTER ALL, I GOT
LOCKED IN A STAIRWELL
FOR THREE DAYS

353
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,115
JUST BECAUSE
I NEEDED A CIGARETTE.

354
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,551
- YEAH, THAT WAS STUPID.
- YES, IT WAS.

355
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,022
REALLY STUPID.
( laughs )

356
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,024
POINT TAKEN.

357
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:03,260
DIDN'T YOU EVEN THINK
TO CHECK THE DOOR FIRST?

358
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,196
YOU'D EXPECT A BONEHEAD MOVE
LIKE THAT FROM ME, BUT YOU?

359
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,966
OKAY, A BONEHEAD IS
WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.

360
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,269
- Sally: EXCUSE US.
- AFTER ALL, I AM
THE HIGH COMMANDER.

361
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,271
- Sally: OH, WELL...
- WHOO-OOH!

362
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,675
<i> ♪ SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE</i>
<i> THAT CIGARETTE ♪</i>

363
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,778
<i> ♪ PUFF, PUFF, PUFF</i>
<i> AND IF YOU SMOKE</i>
<i> YOURSELF TO DEATH. ♪</i>

364
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,181
<i> ( '50s rock music playing )</i>