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<i> ( '50s rock music playing )</i>

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THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THE MOON AND STARS

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THAT'S... SO ROMANTIC.
I WISH THAT--

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All:
DR. ALBRIGHT WAS HERE

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INSTEAD OF A GROUP
OF UNGRATEFUL SUBORDINATES.

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- WHAT ARE YOU READING?
- "VOGUE."

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HA!  LOOK AT THIS.
"STOMACHS ARE IN.

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BREASTS ARE OUT."

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WELL, THAT'S JUST
BASIC ANATOMY.

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WHY DON'T YOU
LOOK LIKE THAT?

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BECAUSE THAT WOMAN HAS
USED A LINE OF PRODUCTS

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THAT PROMOTES MOIST-LOOKING
SKIN AND A VACANT LOOK
IN HER EYES.

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WELL, GET SOME.

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I'VE ALSO NOTICED,
LIEUTENANT, THAT MOST GIRLS
SMELL BETTER THAN YOU DO.

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ALL RIGHT, IT'S MY JOB
TO RESEARCH WOMEN,

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SO I'LL GET SOME SOAP,
BUT I WANT IT UNDERSTOOD

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IT'S NOT BECAUSE
I WANT TO SMELL NICE.

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SALLY, YOU KNOW, FRAGRANCE
IS AN INTEGRAL PART

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OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE--
THE SMELL OF FLOWERS
IN THE SPRINGTIME,

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THE AROMA OF FRESH
BAKED APPLE PIE.

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A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET

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WITH PINK AND ORANGE
STREAKING THE SKY.

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HARRY, THAT'S A SIGHT,
NOT A SMELL.

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OH.  WELL,
I KNEW IT WAS

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ONE OF THOSE
FACE HOLE THINGS.

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- GOOD MORNING!
- SHH!

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PLEASE.
I'M MEDITATING.

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OH, MEDITATION.
INTERESTING.

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SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M
FEELING STRESSED OUT,

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I LIKE TO VISUALIZE MYSELF
IN A PEACEFUL PLACE.

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DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT.
YOU GO ON.

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HOW DO YOU DO IT?

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CLOSE YOUR EYES.
BREATHE.

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( inhales deeply,
exhales )

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AND PICTURE
A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.

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OKAY.

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- YES, I'M THERE.
-<i> ( exhales )</i>

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THERE'S
A LOVELY BREEZE.

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I'M WEARING
A GAUZY DRESS.

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A WAVE HITS ME,

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BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER
BECAUSE I'VE LOST
THAT WINTER WEIGHT.

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I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT.

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THE SUN EMBRACES ME LIKE
THOUSANDS OF WARM FINGERS.

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I AM RELAXED AND FREE.

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EVEN MY HORSE
SENSES YOUR CALM.

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I DIDN'T SEE YOUR BIG HORSE,
HANDSOME STRANGER.

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU
WERE DISTRACTED

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BY MY CHISELED PECS.

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JUST THEN, THEIR SECRETARY
ARRIVES TO SAY

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"IT'S ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT
FISH DAY IN THE CAFETERIA."

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OOH, FISH.  GREAT.

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AH, YES, FISH.

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MY HORSE LIKES FISH.

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<i> ( elevator bell dings )</i>

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<i> ( muzak plays over P.A. )</i>

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DON'T WANDER OFF.
I'LL JUST BE A SECOND.

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AND, YOU, DON'T
TOUCH ANYTHING.

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CAN I HELP YOU
FIND SOMETHING

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FROM THE FIRMA DE TATA
SKIN CARE LINE, MISS?

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I'M LOOKING FOR SOAP.

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ARE YOU OILY OR DRY?

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IT DEPENDS ON
WHERE YOU LOOK.

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COMBINATION.
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH

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OUR FOAMING FACE WASH,
DE BARA TATA?

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- IS IT SOAP?
- YOU'LL LOVE IT.

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AND TODAY WE HAVE SPECIAL
ON OLIA DE FIRMA EYE CREAM.

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- NO, I JUST WANT SOAP.
- HOW ARE YOU ON TONING GEL?

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MI THROATA TOTA
IS A MUST.

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IF IT'S SOAP,
I'LL TAKE IT.

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ARE YOU SLOUGHING?

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WHAT WORDS ARE YOU
NOT UNDERSTANDING?

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I NEED SOAP,
JUST THE SOAP.
GIVE ME SOAP!

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IF I CAN HELP YOU
OR ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS,

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JUST LET ME KNOW.
I'M ONYA.

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OKAY, ONYA,
I WAS WONDERING

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IF YOU COULD EXPLAIN
TO ME THIS HUMAN
OBSESSION WITH YOUTH

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AND WHY THE COSMETICS
INDUSTRY PERPETUATES THIS
SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?

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( chuckles )
EXCUSE ME.

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THAT WAS GREAT,
WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO HER.

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- I'VE SEEN YOU
AT SCHOOL, RIGHT?
- YEAH, I'VE SEEN YOU, TOO,

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HIDING UNDER THE BLEACHERS
WATCHING THE CHEERLEADERS.

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YOU DIDN'T STRIKE ME
AS MUCH OF A THINKER.

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I'M AUGUST.
DON'T CALL ME AUGGIE.

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I'M TOMMY.  DON'T CALL
ME AUGGIE, EITHER.

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YOU KNOW,
IT'S SO DEPRESSING

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HOW THE BABY BOOMERS
HAVE DISTORTED SOCIETY.

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THEY SCREWED UP
THE JOB MARKET,
FROZE MUSIC FOR 30 YEARS,

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AND NOW THIS.

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YEAH, THEY'VE CREATED
AN ENTIRE INDUSTRY

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ATTEMPTING TO RECAPTURE
THE YOUTH THEY SQUANDERED.

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TOMMY, YOU ARE
INSANELY BRIGHT.

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WELL, IT'S JUST
HOW I FEEL.

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"VERY BERRY LIP STAIN."
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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ME LIKE.

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<i> ( car horn honks )</i>

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OOH!  THERE'S MY CAB.
I'M LATE.

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- YOUR CAB?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-<i> TO THE AIRPORT.</i>

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OH, THE AIRPORT.
I'D LOVE TO SEE
THE AIRPORT.

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- WE COULD MAKE
A NIGHT OF IT.
- WELL,

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I'M JUST GOING TO BE THERE
UNTIL MY PLANE LEAVES.

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- GOING ON A LITTLE RETREAT.
- RETREAT?  YOU'RE
GOING AWAY.

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- JUST FOR A WEEK.
- A WEEK?

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-<i> UH-HUH.</i>
- IS THERE A NUMBER I CAN
CALL YOU IF I NEED YOU?

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-<i> ( car horn honks )</i>
- OOH, GOTTA GO.  BYE.

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BUT--
( pants )

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DR. ALBRIGHT!

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HEY!  YOU FORGOT YOUR--

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YOU FORGOT YOUR--

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ME!

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HI.

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CARE FOR
A COMPLIMENTARY FACIAL
FROM ORCA SKIN CARE FOR MEN?

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I DON'T THINK I SHOULD.

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DON'T YOU DESERVE A LITTLE
TIME-OUT FOR YOURSELF?

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- NO.
- COME ON.

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SIT DOWN.
RELAX.

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OOH!

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SOFT.

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THANK YOU.

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OW, OW, OW, OW,
OW, OW, OW, OW.

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YOU REALLY HAVE
GREAT SKIN.

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YOU PROBABLY STAY
AWAY FROM THE SUN.

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WELL, AFTER ALMOST
CRASHING INTO IT,

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YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON.

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MOST MEN DON'T THINK
THEY HAVE TIME FOR PAMPERING,

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BUT THEY'RE WRONG.

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WELL, I'M REALLY
NOT LIKE MOST MEN.

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I COULD TELL.

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IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
BOY, IS DICK
GOING TO BE MAD.

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YOU KNOW, HE KEEPS
TELLING ME THAT I
NEED TO FIT IN MORE.

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WHO'S DICK?

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HE'S MY HIGH COMMANDER.

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I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP
LIKE THAT ONCE.

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NOW, DOESN'T THAT
FEEL GOOD?

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THE FIRST TIME IS ALWAYS
FABULOUS, ISN'T IT?

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Sally:
<i> DICK!</i>

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OH, IT'S YOU.
HOW'S YOUR SOAP RESEARCH?

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IT'S MORE THAN SOAP, DICK.
IT'S A WHOLE REGIME.

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AVIANA GAVE ME
ALL THESE VIALS OF POTIONS
TO EXPERIMENT WITH.

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OKAY, THIS ONE DULLS MY SHINE.
THIS ONE BRINGS OUT MY GLOW.

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BUT I'M GOING TO PUT 'EM BOTH
ON MY FACE AT THE SAME TIME
AND LET 'EM FIGHT IT OUT.

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- WHO'S AVIANA?
- SHE GAVE ME THIS.

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AND EXPECTED NOTHING
IN RETURN?

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SO, DOES ANYBODY

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NOTICE ANYTHING...

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DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?

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YOUR TEETH LOOK WHITER.

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I BET YOU THINK I'VE BEEN
MOUNTAIN BIKING, BUT, NO.

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IT'S ORCA'S SUNLESS
SEA BRONZER FOR MEN.

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PHILLIP SAYS THAT
IT GIVES THE ILLUSION
OF BEING IN THE SUN

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WITHOUT ALL
OF THE ELASTIN DAMAGE.

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- WHO'S PHILLIP?
- MY SKIN CARE SPECIALIST.

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HE TAUGHT ME
THAT MY SELF-ESTEEM

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DOES NOT RELY ON
WHAT OTHERS THINK OF ME

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BUT, INSTEAD,
ON HOW I LOOK.

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WELL, YOU LOOK
LIKE AN IDIOT.

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OH?  WELL, THE PEOPLE
AT THE PERSONNEL OFFICE

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DIDN'T SEEM TO THINK SO.

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YOU'RE LOOKING AT

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THE NEW ORCA POUR HOMME
REPRESENTATIVE.

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I GET TO WEAR
A SAILOR'S SUIT.

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- WHERE'S TOMMY?
- HE'S WITH HIS NEW
GIRLFRIEND, AUGUST.

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AUGUST?  PHILLIP?
AVIANA?

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WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?
WHAT KIND OF A STORE
DID YOU GO TO?

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THEY'RE JUST
FRIENDS WE MADE.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

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EXCUSE ME,
JUST BECAUSE I'VE DEVELOPED
A RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE WOMAN

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AT THE EXPENSE OF
DEVELOPING A RELATIONSHIP WITH
ANY OTHER HUMAN ON THIS PLANET

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- DOES NOT MEAN
I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
- NAME ONE.

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- WELL, I'VE GOT
LOTS OF FRIENDS.
- WHO?

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WILLIE, STEVE, AND...

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CARPET GIANT.

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GOOD MORNING, DR. SOLOMON.
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY?

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YOU'RE IN A CHEERFUL MOOD.
DO YOU FORGET THAT
DR. ALBRIGHT IS GONE?

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- NOPE.
- NINA...

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DO YOU HAVE
THE NUMBER WHERE
DR. ALBRIGHT IS STAYING?

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- YEP.
- GOOD.

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- COULD YOU GET HER ON
THE PHONE FOR ME, PLEASE?
- SHE SAID NO CALLS.

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YOU WORK FOR ME, TOO.
WHEN I ASK YOU
TO DO SOMETHING,

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YOU ARE TO DO
IT IMMEDIATELY,
NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

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( laughing )

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WHOO!

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( grunts )

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THANK YOU.  WHY DID
YOU BRING ME HERE?

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WELL, WITH
DR. ALBRIGHT GONE,

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I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
A NICE CHANCE FOR
US FRIENDS TO CATCH UP.

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- MM-HMM.
- SO, UM...

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HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN AT PENDLETON?

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- THREE YEARS.
- MY, THAT'S A LONG TIME.

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YOU'RE GOING TO FIRE ME,
AREN'T YOU?

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00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,257
- WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
- BECAUSE I WON'T GIVE YOU
THE PHONE NUMBER.

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- THAT WOULD BE--
- IF YOU THINK THAT
I WON'T CAUSE A SCENE

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00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,863
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE
IN A FANCY RESTAURANT,
YOU HAD BETTER THINK AGAIN

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00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:08,432
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU
EXACTLY WHAT I THINK
OF YOUR SORRY ASS

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00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:12,270
AND THE LOSER SCHOOL
THAT OWNS IT BECAUSE I,
NINA CAMPBELL, AM QUITTING!

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00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,073
- ( stammers )
- I WORK DAMN HARD FOR YOU!

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00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,208
NINA, SIT DOWN.

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I'M NOT FIRING YOU.

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00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,546
- YOU'RE NOT?
- NO.

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00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,348
OH.  OKAY.
( clears throat )

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00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,018
- ( snaps fingers )
- I'D LIKE TO CHANGE
MY ORDER.

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BRING ME THE RACK OF LAMB
AND A BEEFEATER MARTINI,

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STRAIGHT UP
WITH AN OLIVE.

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00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,062
- BUT ABOUT
DR. ALBRIGHT'S NUMBER--
- DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK.

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00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,771
DICK, I MADE YOU A SANDWICH.
AREN'T YOU EVER COMING HOME?

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NOT UNTIL I FIND OUT WHERE
DR. ALBRIGHT IS STAYING.

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OH, MAMA!
WALK THAT AROUND.

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00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,150
- WHY DID I SAY THAT?
- I'VE BEEN GETTING
THAT ALL DAY.

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00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,319
EVERYWHERE I GO,
MEN JUST REACT LIKE THAT,

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00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,422
EVEN CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.

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00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,524
YOU KNOW, THIS STUFF
CHANGES YOU SOMEHOW.

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00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,559
IT'S LIKE THE CLOGGED PORES

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KEEP YOUR SELF-ESTEEM
FROM ESCAPING.

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- I THINK I LIKE IT.
- SHE MUST HAVE LEFT
HER NUMBER HERE SOMEWHERE.

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00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,268
SHE KEEPS EVERYTHING--

214
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,337
SHE'S SO ANAL.

215
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,841
WILL YOU DROP IT?
WE'LL JUST BUILD
ANOTHER ALBRIGHT.

216
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,509
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
WE HAVE THE LEFTOVER FLESH.

217
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,012
AND I COULD REALLY USE
THE EXTRA FREEZER SPACE.

218
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,215
ARE YOU MAD?
THERE'S ONLY ONE
DR. ALBRIGHT.

219
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,217
- CALM DOWN.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

220
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,953
- I NEED TO TALK
TO HER RIGHT NOW!
- PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN!

221
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,290
THANK YOU, LIEUTENANT.
( sniffs )

222
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,827
YOU SMELL GREAT.

223
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,872
YOU KNOW, TOMMY,
YOU REALLY HAVE AN OLD SOUL.

224
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,777
- I LIKE IT.
- OH, YOU DO?

225
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,779
WELL, UM...

226
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,847
IT IS REALLY, REALLY OLD.

227
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,385
SO, DICK'S NOT YOUR
REAL FATHER, IS HE?

228
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,388
- HOW'D YOU KNOW?
- WELL, YOU SEEM TO HAVE

229
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,792
THIS KIND OF LOYALTY
TO HIM BUT NO REAL
EMOTIONAL CONNECTION.

230
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,928
TOMMY?
HAVE I UPSET YOU?

231
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,098
NO, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO LOOK DOWN YOUR BLOUSE.

232
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,001
- OH, GOD!
- WHAT?  WHAT DID
I SAY?  WHAT?

233
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,770
I DON'T KNOW HOW
I EVER COULD HAVE EXPECTED

234
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,772
A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY--

235
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,774
AND I EMPHASIZE "BOY"--

236
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,944
- TO BE ABLE TO SEPARATE
MY BODY FROM MY MIND.
- WAIT, AUGUST,

237
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,946
THEY'RE ATTACHED.
WAIT!  HOLD ON.

238
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:38,116
WAIT!  COME BACK!
WAIT.  STOP.

239
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,686
LET'S TALK ABOUT
MY FEELINGS SOME MORE.
THEY'RE REALLY SCREWED UP.

240
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,424
YOU HEARD ME.

241
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,861
( clears throat,
speaking foreign language )

242
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,300
...MARY ALBRIGHT.

243
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,500
( continues in
foreign language )

244
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,407
WELL, SHE'S NOT
AT THE BANGKOK SHERATON.

245
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,282
WHEN YOU CAN'T GO
TO THE SEA,

246
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,318
THE SEA COMES TO YOU

247
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,486
WITH ORCA.

248
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,856
OOH.

249
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,858
DOESN'T "ORCA"
MEAN WHALE?

250
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,860
YES.  ALL OF
OUR PRODUCTS

251
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,695
ARE DERIVED FROM
ESSENTIAL WHALE OILS.

252
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,198
ALL THE GOODNESS
OF WHALE.

253
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,568
ISN'T THAT
ANIMAL CRUELTY?

254
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,803
OH, NO.  NO, THEY
DON'T KILL THE WHALES,

255
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,139
THEY JUST CORNER 'EM.

256
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:38,076
YOU WOULD BE AMAZED
AT HOW MUCH OIL THEY LET GO

257
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,478
WHEN THEY ARE
REALLY SCARED.

258
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,216
FIND OUT WHAT ESKIMO MEN

259
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,218
HAVE KNOWN FOR CENTURIES.

260
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,387
AH, I SEE

261
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,123
YOU'RE ALREADY FAMILIAR
WITH OUR BRONZER.

262
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,795
ALL RIGHTY.

263
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,599
AVIANA--
AVIANA, OVER HERE.

264
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,201
EXCUSE ME.

265
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,604
AVIANA, I'M FLAKING BAD.
I NEED SOME MORE SAMPLES.

266
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,007
I'M SORRY.
ONLY THE FIRST
SAMPLE IS FREE.

267
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,842
- NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY.
- JUST A LITTLE SCRUB.

268
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,413
HALF AN OUNCE?
I'LL GET THE MONEY.
YOU KNOW I'M GOOD FOR IT.

269
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,350
I'M SORRY.
MY SUPPLIERS WOULD
NEVER GO FOR THAT.

270
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,352
I SEE HOW THIS WORKS.

271
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,422
YOU REEL ME IN
WITH YOUR GLOSSY ADS,
GET ME HOOKED ON FREEBIES.

272
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,091
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
I'M OUT TRYING TO SCRAPE
TOGETHER ENOUGH CASH

273
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,927
FOR A LOUSY
TUBE OF CONCEALER.

274
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,262
FINE, DON'T BUY IT THEN.

275
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,032
I HAVE PLENTY OF OTHERS
WHO WANT IT.

276
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,601
- WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE
SAMPLE OF FIRMA DE TATA?
-<i> NO!</i>

277
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,805
DON'T DO IT.
JUST SAY NO.

278
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,143
WHEN YOU CAN'T GO
TO THE--

279
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,348
WHY DID I HAVE
TO COME HERE?

280
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,483
I WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY
SITTING IN MY ROOM,

281
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,585
FANTASIZING THAT AUGUST
DOESN'T HATE MY GUTS.

282
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,587
BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE INFORMATION OFFICER.

283
00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,224
I'M SURE YOU CAN DEFEAT
A SIMPLE DOOR LOCK.

284
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,226
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
THIS IS ILLEGAL.

285
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,561
NOW WE'RE
BREAKING AND ENTERING.

286
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,530
WHAT DID YOU
EXPECT ME TO DO?
BEAM YOU IN?

287
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,634
( gasps )
SMELL.

288
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,603
( sniffing )

289
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,274
- WHAT?
- MARY!

290
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,011
YOU KNOW, YOU AND I
ARE PATHETIC.

291
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,981
WE'RE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
STUDYING THE HUMAN RACE,

292
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,983
NOT MOONING OVER
A COUPLE OF CHICKS.

293
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,551
I'M NOT MOONING,
I'M OBSESSING.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

294
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,721
NOW, LOOK AROUND
FOR A TRAVEL BROCHURE
OR ITINERARY, SOMETHING.

295
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,756
NO, DICK,
I HAVE TO GET HOME.

296
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,460
I HAVE TO WAIT BY THE PHONE
FOR AUGUST NOT TO CALL.

297
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,528
ALL RIGHT, YOU DO THAT.
I'M GONNA...

298
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,864
HANG AROUND HERE
FOR A WHILE.

299
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,867
DICK?  YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO
ANYTHING CREEPY, ARE YOU?

300
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,037
YOU KNOW ME
BETTER THAN THAT.

301
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,073
I'M JUST GOING TO RIFLE
THROUGH HER BELONGINGS.

302
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,413
AUGUST...

303
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,748
I JUST CAME
FOR MY BACKPACK.

304
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,850
OH.  WELL, IT'S
ON THE BED.

305
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,886
LISTEN, I RAN OUT

306
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,022
BECAUSE I WAS
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

307
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,157
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
DIFFERENT THAN OTHER GUYS.

308
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,493
OH, I AM DIFFERENT.

309
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:12,230
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW DIFFERENT I AM.

310
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,232
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
TOTALLY TO BLAME,

311
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,435
BECAUSE I KNOW I SEND
SOME REALLY MATURE SIGNALS.

312
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,907
OKAY, I CAN DEAL
WITH THAT.

313
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,909
I CAN FORGET
THE PHYSICAL STUFF

314
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,178
AND JUST BE
COMPLETELY INTELLECTUAL

315
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,180
ALL THE TIME.

316
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,849
WELL, I HOPE
NOT ALL THE TIME.

317
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,851
( sighs )
THANK GOD,

318
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,154
'CAUSE, FRANKLY,
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

319
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,723
LOOK, IT'S NOT
THAT COMPLICATED.

320
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,725
SOMETIMES YOU GO
WITH THE INTELLECTUAL,

321
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,727
SOMETIMES YOU GO
WITH THE PHYSICAL,

322
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,297
AND SOMETIMES
JUST CLOSENESS IS NICE.

323
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,100
HOW WILL I KNOW
WHEN TO DO WHAT?

324
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,669
I'LL DECIDE THAT
AS WE GO ALONG.

325
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,359
WHY, DR. ALBRIGHT,

326
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,395
YOU'RE BEING SO NAUGHTY.

327
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,066
WHOA!

328
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,068
OH.

329
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,806
I JUST CAME BY
TO FEED THE FISH.

330
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,808
ME, TOO.

331
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:38,316
- GOOD MORNING, NINA.
- GOOD MORNING, DR. ALBRIGHT.
YOU LOOK GREAT.

332
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,785
I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
DID I MISS ANYTHING?

333
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,787
MMM, NOT REALLY.

334
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,127
MARY!

335
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,996
YOU CAME BACK!

336
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,998
<i> ( lush orchestral</i>
<i> music playing )</i>

337
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,402
<i> ( orchestral music continues )</i>

338
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,967
WHEN HUMANS COME TOGETHER,

339
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,969
THEY... CONNECT SOMEHOW.

340
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,072
AND WHEN ONE
OF THEM GOES AWAY,

341
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,140
THEY PULL OUT
A PART OF YOU.

342
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:14,078
DR. ALBRIGHT TOOK
A PIECE OF ME WITH HER
WHEN SHE LEFT.

343
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,081
AND WHEN SHE CAME BACK,
I FELT NORMAL AGAIN.

344
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,417
WELL, AS NORMAL
AS ONE CAN FEEL

345
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,419
IN THESE BODIES.

346
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,521
WHILE WE'RE ON
THE SUBJECT OF BODIES,

347
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,257
WHY IS MINE SO MUCH HIGHER
MAINTENANCE THAN YOURS?

348
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,693
I THINK THE ECONOMY
RELIES ON IT.

349
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,564
HI, GUYS.

350
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,237
WHAT ARE YOU
SELLING NOW?

351
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,739
WELL, SURPRISINGLY,
I GOT FIRED,

352
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,575
BUT PHILLIP
FOUND ME A NEW JOB.

353
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,445
I AM NOW
A FULL-TIME EMPLOYEE

354
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,480
AT THE SPARTACUS LOUNGE.

355
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,582
GOOD FOR YOU, HARRY.

356
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,253
YOU KNOW, A MAN IS
NEVER REALLY COMPLETE
WHEN HE'S ALONE.

357
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,922
AND A WOMAN'S NOT COMPLETE
UNLESS SHE'S MAKING YOU BEG.

358
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,426
HOW DO THE MEN HERE SURVIVE
WHEN THE WOMEN GO AWAY?

359
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,363
THEY GO TO BARS.

360
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,365
THEY GET ALONG
WITHOUT THEIR WOMEN?

361
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,467
THEY MAKE DO.

362
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,516
<i> ( '50s rock music playing )</i>