1
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SALLY, WHERE'S
MY BREAKFAST?

2
00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:07,706
I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING
TO EAT SINCE THAT BOTTLE
OF KETCHUP YOU FIXED ME,

3
00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,708
NOT THAT IT
WASN'T DELICIOUS.

4
00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,776
YEAH, YEAH,
KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

5
00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:15,614
NOW, I JUST CAN'T
GET READY AS FAST
AS YOU GUYS.

6
00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:19,184
EVERY MORNING I HAVE
TO WASH, DRY, PLUCK,

7
00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,621
POWDER, DAB, CLEANSE,
DEEP CLEANSE,

8
00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,723
EXFOLIATE, POP,

9
00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,758
CURL, BLOW, AND BUFF.

10
00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,760
WELL, THAT'S
FAR TOO COMPLICATED.

11
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I USUALLY JUST
RINSE, SPIT,

12
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UNZIP THE PARKA,
AND VOILÀ.

13
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SALLY, WHERE'S
MY BREAKFAST?

14
00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,635
I'M WORKING ON IT.

15
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HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ON THE FLOOR?

16
00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,806
I HAVE NO IDEA.

17
00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:45,144
BUT WHAT IS NOBLE
IN A UNIVERSE WHERE
ENTROPY GRIPS US

18
00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,913
IN A FATAL DANCE
OF NIHILISTIC DESPAIR?

19
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- WHY IS HE TALKING LIKE THIS?
- I DON'T KNOW.
ALL I DID WAS THIS.

20
00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:54,686
GIVE ME THIS.
IF HE'S BROKEN, IT'S GOING
RIGHT INTO THE REPORT.

21
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I WROTE ME A LITTLE
SONG YESTERDAY, AND IT
GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

22
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♪ HI-DEE HI
HI-DEE HO, HI-DEE
HI-DEE, HI-DEE, HO ♪

23
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- WHAT'S WITH HARRY?
- I DON'T KNOW.

24
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HE SEEMS TO BE
HAVING A REACTION TO
A CRUSHING SKULL BLOW.

25
00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:08,167
- WHAT, WITH THIS?
- YEAH.

26
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BE CAREFUL.
WE COULD ACTUALLY
HURT HARRY.

27
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( Southern accent )
NOW, LIBERALS WANT
YOU TO BELIEVE

28
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THAT MORE GOVERNMENT
IS GONNA SOLVE
YOUR PROBLEMS--

29
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- HEY.
- I'M SORRY.

30
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I COULDN'T LIVE
WITH THAT.

31
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<i> ( '50s rock music playing )</i>

32
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- HURRY, HURRY!
- I'M COMING, I'M COMING.

33
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- STOP IT, ALREADY.
- WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

34
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HER PANTS ARE TIGHT.
SHE CAN'T GO TOO FAST.

35
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- WHAT IS THE BIG EMERGENCY?
- LOOK, IT'S JUST AWFUL.

36
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- I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
- IT'S THE DISHES.

37
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THEY'RE DIRTY,
AND WE NEED A PLATE.

38
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DON'T YOU BOYS KNOW
HOW TO WASH A DISH?

39
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- OF COURSE NOT,
THAT'S SALLY'S JOB.
- THAT AND KILLING SPIDERS.

40
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- PLEASE.
- Dick:<i> WE WOULDN'T ASK YOU,</i>

41
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EXCEPT SALLY'S
MYSTERIOUSLY ABSENT,

42
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AND WITHOUT A CLEAN PLATE
WE COULD STARVE!

43
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DICK!  DICK,
COME IN HERE!

44
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HERE SHE IS.

45
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YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE ALL THE CUTE
STUFF I GOT TODAY.

46
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EVERYTHING CAME TOGETHER
LIKE A WELL-OILED PISTOL.

47
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I'VE GOT
THE LAST PAIR

48
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OF SIZE EIGHT FERRAGAMO
SLINGBACKS ON LAYAWAY.

49
00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,088
- I NEED 300 BUCKS.
- WHY?

50
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BECAUSE WITHOUT THE SHOES,
THE BELT IS A JOKE.

51
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LIEUTENANT, WE SEEM
TO BE HAVING A BREAKDOWN
IN COMMUNICATION

52
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BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

53
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- OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
IT'S ABOUT WOMEN.
- AH, THE WOMEN'S ISSUE.

54
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OH.

55
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MAYBE IF YOU WOULD
EXPLAIN IT TO ME,
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.

56
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I'VE BEEN EXPLAINING IT
TO YOU SINCE WE GOT HERE.

57
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ONE THING
I DO UNDERSTAND:

58
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THIS FEMALE OBSESSION
OF YOURS IS COSTING ME
A FORTUNE.

59
00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,583
All:
SPIDER!

60
00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,354
ALL RIGHT, FINE,
HIGH COMMANDER.

61
00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,691
TAKE IT ALL BACK TO THE STORE
AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

62
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I'M GOING TO GET A JOB
AND MAKE MY OWN MONEY.

63
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I AM SICK AND TIRED
OF HAVING TO JUSTIFY
MYSELF TO YOU

64
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EVERY TIME SOMETHING
PRETTY GOES ON SALE.

65
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- COME ON, HARRY, YOU'RE
GOING TO GET A JOB, TOO.
- I AM?

66
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YES, I WILL NOT GO
UNACCESSORIZED.

67
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- I HAD THAT DREAM
AGAIN LAST NIGHT.
- WHICH ONE?

68
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THE ONE WHERE
I'M RIDING A TRACTOR
AND SMOKING A BIG CIGAR.

69
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OH, YOU'RE OVULATING.

70
00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:40,252
-<i> ( laughing continues )</i>
- WHAT?

71
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- GIRL TALK.
- GIRL TALK?

72
00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,556
I'M SORRY,
DID THAT SOUND SEXIST?

73
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NO, SEXIST WOULD BE
IF YOU TOLD ME
I HAD A TIGHT BUTT,

74
00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,995
THEN SAID IF I DIDN'T
GO TO BED WITH YOU,
I'D BE FIRED.

75
00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,266
I REALLY DON'T THINK
YOU'D UNDERSTAND

76
00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,101
WHAT WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT.

77
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I KNOW WHAT THIS IS--
ME MAN,

78
00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:02,173
ME TOO THICK
TO GRASP GIRL TALK.

79
00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:05,344
NINA, ARE YOU GOING
TO THAT LECTURE SERIES
ON THURSDAY?

80
00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,346
- DR. NATALIE BLUMFELD
IS SPEAKING.
- YES.

81
00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,314
IT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
CAN I COME, TOO?

82
00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,350
IT'S REALLY NOT
FOR YOU.

83
00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:14,853
IT'S A PLACE WHERE WE
CAN OPEN UP AND SHARE
OUR FEELINGS.

84
00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,955
I HAVE FEELINGS.

85
00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,923
IT'S A WOMEN'S
STUDY GROUP.

86
00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,026
I'LL TAKE NOTES.
PLEASE, LET ME COME.

87
00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,062
DOES EVERYTHING
HAVE TO INVOLVE YOU?

88
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IN A PERFECT WORLD, YES.

89
00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,734
I'LL BE VERY QUIET.

90
00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,802
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
I'M THERE.

91
00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,572
I THINK A MAN'S PRESENCE
WOULD BE INHIBITING.

92
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I SAID YOU WON'T
EVEN KNOW I'M THERE!

93
00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,911
DON'T TAKE THIS
PERSONALLY.

94
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IT'S NOT AS IF WE WERE
DELIBERATELY TRYING
TO EXCLUDE YOU.

95
00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,083
- YOU WANT TO HAVE
LUNCH NOW?
- SURE.

96
00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,118
I'D LOVE TO.

97
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FINE!

98
00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,261
I'LL HAVE
MY LUNCH ALONE

99
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LIKE A MAN.

100
00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,533
( sobs )
MY APPLE IS SO TINY.

101
00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:06,271
THESE CAREER TESTS
ARE SO STUPID.

102
00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,273
I MEAN,
MINE SUGGESTS

103
00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:11,610
I SET MY SIGHTS
ON OPTOMETRY
OR HORSE TRAINING.

104
00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,279
- WHAT DOES YOURS SAY?
- ASTRONAUT.

105
00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:17,115
( laughs )
YEAH, RIGHT, YOU FLYING
AROUND IN SPACE.

106
00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,518
( laughs weakly )
ME?  NO.

107
00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,454
LIKE I KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT ANTI-MATTER
CONTAINMENT VESSELS.

108
00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,992
TOMMY, YOU KNOW
WHAT WE SHOULD DO?

109
00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,061
BACKPACK AROUND IRELAND
FOR A FEW MONTHS.

110
00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,764
- YEAH, YEAH.  WHEN?
- AFTER WE GRADUATE.

111
00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,766
OH.

112
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OR, BETTER YET,
WE COULD MOVE
TO NEW YORK

113
00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:40,305
AND RENT A LOFT
IN THE VILLAGE WITH
A VIEW OF THE RIVER.

114
00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:42,307
IT'LL PROBABLY
COST ABOUT...

115
00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:44,376
300 BUCKS A MONTH,

116
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S OKAY.

117
00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,380
WE'LL FIND JOBS
IN BOOKSTORES.

118
00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:52,150
- UH-HUH.
- TOMMY, GIVE ME
SOME FEEDBACK.

119
00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,985
IT SOUNDS GREAT.

120
00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:57,155
THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO NONCOMMITTAL.

121
00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,691
I-I... I DON'T KNOW.

122
00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,360
IS IT ME?

123
00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,028
OH, NO, NO, NO,
IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S GRADUATION.

124
00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,532
I'M NOT SURE IF I'M
EVEN GOING TO BE HERE
IN FIVE YEARS.

125
00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,801
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

126
00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:13,438
YOU DON'T WANT TO COMMIT
TO ME BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
SURE I'M YOUR SOULMATE.

127
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE SORTING
OUT YOUR FEELINGS,
GIVE ME A CALL.

128
00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:18,510
NO, WAIT, AUGUST.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

129
00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:21,513
I--
( sighs )
I THINK THAT...

130
00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:24,015
WE'VE REACHED A POINT
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP

131
00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:27,085
WHERE I CAN TELL YOU
THE TRUTH ABOUT ME.

132
00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:30,021
- WHAT?
- AUGUST...

133
00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:36,828
I CARE MORE ABOUT YOU
THAN ANYTHING, AND AS LONG
AS I'M ON THIS PLANET,

134
00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:40,231
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.

135
00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,001
THERE, NOW AREN'T YOU
GLAD YOU SORTED OUT
YOUR FEELINGS?

136
00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,604
OH, YEAH.

137
00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,143
- OH, BOY,
DID WE LUCK OUT.
-<i> ( razor buzzing )</i>

138
00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,445
NOT EVERYBODY CAN
WALK IN OFF THE STREET

139
00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,548
AND GET A JOB
AT A PANCAKE HOUSE.

140
00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,284
HARRY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

141
00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,353
WELL, THE TRAINING
MANUAL SAID

142
00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,455
NO HAIR BELOW
THE SHOULDERS.

143
00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:07,458
NOW, I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY'S GOING TO
LOOK THERE,

144
00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,394
BUT, UH...

145
00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,797
YOU KNOW,
A RULE'S A RULE.

146
00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,799
HEY, UM...

147
00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:17,502
LISTEN, I GOT
A QUESTION FOR YOU.

148
00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:20,505
WE'VE BEEN ON
THIS PLANET AWHILE NOW,
AND I WAS JUST WONDERING,

149
00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,841
IF WE WERE TO TELL
SOMEONE WE CARED ABOUT

150
00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,843
WHERE WE WERE
ACTUALLY FROM,

151
00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,012
DO YOU THINK IT WOULD
BE<i> SO</i> DANGEROUS?

152
00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,180
NO, NOT AT ALL, TOMMY.

153
00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,850
IN FACT, I'VE ALREADY
TOLD MRS. DUBCEK
AND THE MAILMAN--

154
00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,152
OOH, AND THAT NICE GUY
DOWN AT THE MINIMART

155
00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,621
BECAUSE I WANT US ALL
TO DIE LIKE LAB RATS

156
00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,557
AT THE HANDS OF
PRIMITIVE SCIENTISTS!

157
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,459
OKAY.

158
00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,996
SALLY, I'M RIGHT AGAIN.

159
00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,032
I RETURNED TO THE STORE,

160
00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:50,068
I SENT BACK YOUR
EXTRAVAGANT PURCHASES,

161
00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:53,572
AND I MET A LOVELY
SALESWOMAN NAMED GWEN,

162
00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,340
AND THE TWO OF US
EFFORTLESSLY PUT TOGETHER

163
00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:58,643
A THRIFTY YET STYLISH

164
00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,979
ENSEMBLE.

165
00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,815
- BEHOLD.
- BIG DEAL.  IT'S JUST
A LITTLE BLACK DRESS.

166
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,817
AH, TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,

167
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,087
BUT ADD A FAUX
JACQUARD SCARF

168
00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,557
AND A PAIR OF PEARL
BUTTON EARRINGS, AND LOOK.

169
00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,793
OOH!

170
00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:17,796
AND THIS SKIRT.

171
00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:19,798
IT'S AN ECONOMICAL
ACRYLIC BLEND,

172
00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,732
BUT LOOK
HOW IT DRAPES.

173
00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,837
AND THE VERTICAL STRIPES
ARE SO SLIMMING.

174
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,605
All: AH!

175
00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,607
- YOU LIKE?
- NICE.

176
00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,609
ALL RIGHT,
NOW, SALLY,

177
00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:34,913
SINCE I'VE OPENED YOUR EYES
TO A WHOLE NEW WORLD
OF OPTIONS,

178
00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,915
YOU CAN RETURN ME
THE FAVOR.

179
00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,250
DR. ALBRIGHT BELONGS
TO A WOMEN'S STUDY GROUP,

180
00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,619
AND I MUST FIND OUT
WHAT SHE'S DOING THERE.

181
00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:44,055
GOD KNOWS YOU DON'T WANT
TO RESPECT HER BOUNDARIES.

182
00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,990
EXACTLY.

183
00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:50,729
DOES AUGUST EVER BELONG
TO A SECRET WOMEN'S
ORGANIZATION?

184
00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,663
SURE, THE GIRL SCOUTS.

185
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,400
BUT SHE GOT OUT
BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT

186
00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,837
THE COOKIE-SELLING
VERGED ON RACKETEERING.

187
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,940
LIEUTENANT, YOU HAVE
YOUR ASSIGNMENT.

188
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,209
I CAN'T HELP YOU, DICK.
AS OF TODAY,

189
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,211
I'VE SUITED UP
AND JOINED

190
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,279
THE PROUD RANKS
OF THE WORK FORCE.

191
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,616
COME ON, PEPE!

192
00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,718
WAIT A MINUTE.
LIEUTENANT, PLEASE.

193
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,320
I'LL SHOW YOU 50 WAYS
TO TIE A SCARF.

194
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,158
- TOMMY, COULD YOU--
- NO, DICK.

195
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,263
I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHAT SHE'S DOING.

196
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,332
HMM,

197
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:31,102
A STUDY GROUP
FOR WOMEN.

198
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,604
WOMEN ONLY.

199
00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:36,141
( speaks German )

200
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,677
I HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE

201
00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,847
TO INFILTRATE
THIS GROUP,

202
00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,883
BUT WHO?

203
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,521
WHO?

204
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,061
HEY, YOU GOT
ANY REAL SYRUP?

205
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,063
WHY, YES, WE DO, SIR,

206
00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,132
BUT MAY I SUGGEST...

207
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,167
A DASH OF BOYSENBERRY

208
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:05,103
TO BRING OUT
THE HIDDEN OAKINESS

209
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,639
IN YOUR OTHERWISE
COMMON VERMONT MAPLE?

210
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,612
ENJOY IT,

211
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:16,114
MR. GRABBY.

212
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,083
UH, WHOA.

213
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,487
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING.

214
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,123
- WAS YOUR SERVICE
QUICK AND COURTEOUS?
- YES.

215
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,026
WAS YOUR FOOD
HOT AND EXACTLY
WHAT YOU ORDERED?

216
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,194
- YES.
- MOVE OVER, SWEETIE.

217
00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,765
THEN WHY IS IT,
MY FRIEND,

218
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:37,068
WHEN I SUBTRACT YOUR CHECK
FROM THE AMOUNT ON THE TRAY,

219
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,304
I COME UP WITH
97 CENTS FOR ME?

220
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,974
I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D
COUNT IT IN FRONT OF ME.

221
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:46,477
- BUT YOU'RE GLAD I DID,
NOW, AREN'T YOU?
- YES, MA'AM.

222
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,947
BECAUSE NOW YOU
UNDERSTAND THAT A TIP

223
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,082
IS SHORT FOR GRATUITY,

224
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,119
AND GRATUITY IS SHORT
FOR GRATITUDE.

225
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,187
- I NEVER HEARD THAT, MA'AM.
- DON'T INTERRUPT ME.

226
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,257
GRATITUDE FOR
A JOB WELL-DONE.

227
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:02,927
NOW, 5% IS NOT
GRATITUDE, MISTER,

228
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,630
IT'S AN INVITATION
TO AN ASS-KICKING.

229
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,369
- GOT IT?
- GOT IT.

230
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,040
THANK YOU.
HAVE A NICE DAY!

231
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,044
SO, SPLIT ENDS--
IS THAT SERIOUS?

232
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:22,080
NO, BUT THEY'RE
DRIVING ME CRAZY.

233
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,982
UM, AUGUST,

234
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:27,218
IF I TOLD YOU A SECRET,
DO YOU THINK YOU
COULD HANDLE IT?

235
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,387
YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING
SECRETS FROM ME?

236
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,125
THIS IS NOT
JUST ANY SECRET.

237
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,028
THIS IS-- THIS IS
A REALLY BIG SECRET.

238
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,864
YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING
BIG SECRETS FROM ME?

239
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,667
- WELL, NOT JUST YOU.
- I'VE TOLD YOU
ABOUT MY IMPETIGO.

240
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,837
I KNOW, I KNOW,
IT MADE ME FEEL
VERY CLOSE TO YOU.

241
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:49,007
BUT, SEE, MY SECRET'S
A LOT MORE SERIOUS

242
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,042
THAN JUST
A CONTAGIOUS SKIN RASH.

243
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,045
- YOU DON'T TRUST ME.
- NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

244
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,380
I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO
BLABBING THINGS OUT

245
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,150
WHEN I'M AFRAID THERE
MIGHT BE A FEARFUL,
IGNORANT REACTION.

246
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,254
- I UNDERSTAND.
- ( sighs )
GOOD.

247
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,689
( sighs )

248
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,566
OH, JEEZ, IF I'D
KNOWN YOU COULD
JUST CUT THIS OFF,

249
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,868
I WOULD HAVE DONE
IT MONTHS AGO.

250
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,884
- WELCOME.
MY NAME IS JUDITH.
- THANK YOU, JUDITH.

251
00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:36,720
WE HAVE BEVERAGES
AS WELL AS HUMMUS
AND PITA, IF YOU'D LIKE.

252
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,690
WHY NOT?
I'M WEARING
CONTROL TOPS.

253
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,697
- OH, PARDON ME.
- NO, IT'S ENTIRELY MY--

254
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,466
OH, MY--

255
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,968
NINA, IT'S ME,
DR. SOLOMON.

256
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,671
OH.
( chuckles )

257
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,806
I'M WEARING
WOMEN'S CLOTHES.

258
00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,976
AH, THAT'S IT.

259
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,811
WAIT RIGHT HERE.

260
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:03,113
DR. ALBRIGHT.
DR. ALBRIGHT.

261
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,249
- NINA, CAN'T THIS WAIT?
- I DON'T THINK SO.

262
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,586
DR. BLUMFELD IS
IN THE MIDDLE OF
A VERY INTERESTING STORY.

263
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,088
- YEAH?  WELL,
MINE'S BETTER.
- YOU'RE HURTING MY ARM.

264
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,491
- OKAY.
- WHERE WERE WE?

265
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:17,127
MARY, LET'S NOT
MONOPOLIZE DR. BLUMFELD.
HAVE A SEAT.

266
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,900
ALL RIGHT, LADIES,
WE'RE READY TO BEGIN.
EVERYBODY SETTLE.

267
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:26,136
I'LL JUST SQUEEZE IN
OVER HERE.

268
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,012
HELLO.

269
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,786
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
DO YOU HATE ME?

270
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:45,523
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

271
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,759
DO YOU EVER HAVE
THIS LITTLE VOICE
IN YOUR HEAD THAT SAYS

272
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:52,363
THIS MIGHT BE
A BAD IDEA?

273
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,731
Woman:<i> SHH!</i>

274
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,766
I'D LIKE TO START

275
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,736
BY HAVING EVERYONE
ASK HERSELF

276
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,571
A QUESTION:

277
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,674
HOW AM I
CENSORING MYSELF?

278
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,843
WHAT AM I DOING
TO INHIBIT

279
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,978
MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH THOSE AROUND ME

280
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,281
BY CONCEALING
MY TRUE SELF?

281
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,850
- I HAVE
A THOUGHT ON THAT.
- DON'T YOU DARE.

282
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,453
YES.

283
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,722
I WORK IN AN OFFICE,

284
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,558
AND I FIND THAT I HAVE
TO CENSOR MY FEELINGS

285
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,560
JUST TO FIT IN.

286
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,795
I'M OFTEN EXCLUDED,

287
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,531
AND WHENEVER I DO
SUMMON THE COURAGE

288
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,968
TO EXPRESS MY DESIRE
TO BE EMBRACED BY THE GROUP,

289
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,471
( sobs )
I FIND MYSELF MUZZLED

290
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,573
AND SQUELCHED BY THEM.

291
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,883
WE'RE HERE TO SUPPORT
EACH OTHER.

292
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,852
PLEASE GO ON.
AND YOU ARE?

293
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,821
DICKI JO.

294
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,792
- DICKI JO?
- DON'T MOCK ME.

295
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,697
I'M BEING EXCLUDED
AND SEQUESTERED
BECAUSE OF MY SEX.

296
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,933
I CAN FEEL THE AIR CHANGE
IN THE ROOM WHEN I WALK IN,

297
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,436
AND I JUST THINK
IT'S SO UNFAIR.

298
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,305
( whispers )
JUST STOP IT.
STOP IT.

299
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,841
BIG GIRL.
PRETTY, BUT BIG.

300
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,010
I WILL NOT.

301
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:15,579
WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO
CLOSE THEMSELVES OFF?

302
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,748
THEY DON'T.
LET IT OUT.

303
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,451
I WOULDN'T ENCOURAGE
DICKI JO.

304
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,386
MARY, LET HER SPEAK.

305
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,455
YEAH,
YOU GO, GIRL!

306
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,796
MARY, WHY DO
YOU WITHHOLD,

307
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,465
PRETENDING THERE'S
SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
THAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND?

308
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,734
WE'RE BOTH GROWN-UPS.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

309
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,937
- NOT HERE, NOT NOW.
- DR. BLUMFELD IS RIGHT.

310
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,874
WE CAN'T HOLD OURSELVES
BACK ANY LONGER.

311
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,244
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?  ME!

312
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,012
GO AWAY!

313
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,315
IT'S TOO LATE.
I'M HERE.

314
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,425
- I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.
- ME, TOO.

315
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,032
HEY.

316
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:11,635
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THAT I'VE INVESTED A LOT
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP,

317
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:15,073
AND IF YOU THINK YOU
CAN TREAT ME THIS WAY,
YOU'RE WRONG.

318
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,907
YOUR HAIR LOOKS
REALLY GOOD.

319
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,909
OH, THANKS.

320
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,012
AUGUST, I CAN'T STAND
THIS ANYMORE.

321
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,014
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.

322
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,149
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
BELIEVE THIS AT FIRST.

323
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,785
IT MIGHT EVEN MAKE YOU SICK.
IT'S ABOUT MY FAMILY.

324
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,887
( angry muttering )

325
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,626
WELL, THAT
WAS A WASH.

326
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,404
THE WOMAN I LOVE WON'T
LET ME BE A WOMAN.

327
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,373
( sighs )

328
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,212
I NEED SOME HERBAL TEA
AND A FAT-FREE COOKIE.

329
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,824
LISTEN, AUGUST,
WHAT I NEEDED TO
TELL YOU WAS THAT--

330
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,227
DON'T SPEAK, TOMMY.

331
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,162
DON'T SPEAK.

332
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,203
SO, HARRY, HOW MUCH
DID WE MAKE?

333
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,805
- I'LL GET OUR TIP JAR.
- WHEW!  YOU KNOW,

334
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,242
I HAVE NEVER BEEN
SO FULFILLED.

335
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,344
FOR THE FIRST TIME
AS A HUMAN,

336
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,647
I FEEL A SENSE
OF ACCOMPLISHMENT
AND WORTH.

337
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,649
WOW!

338
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,218
$27.15.

339
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,189
COME ON.
YOU MUST HAVE MISSED
A COUPLE OF HUNDREDS.

340
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,191
LET ME SEE THIS.

341
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,129
I WORKED EIGHT
STINKIN' HOURS

342
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,831
FOR A LOUSY PILE
OF PENNIES?

343
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,767
I COULD'VE FOUND THIS
IN A COUCH.

344
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,837
- REMEMBER, WE'RE
SPLITTING IT.
- SHUT UP!

345
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,977
$27.15?

346
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,613
OOH!
AND A MENTO.

347
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,455
NOT A MENTO.

348
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,003
( slurping )

349
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,177
THESE JUST
CAME FOR YOU.

350
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,846
IF YOU THINK FLOWERS
CAN REPAIR THE DAMAGE,

351
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,848
YOU ARE SO WRONG.

352
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,251
THEY'RE NOT FROM HIM.
THEY'RE FROM JUDITH.

353
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,056
- YOU WANT ME TO READ THE CARD?
- NO.

354
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,991
- PLEASE?
- NO!

355
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,264
WELL, ANOTHER PLACE

356
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,666
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE
TO GO TO AGAIN.

357
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,336
WHY NOT?  THEY WERE
VERY SUPPORTIVE.

358
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,038
DID YOU LEARN NOTHING
ABOUT WOMEN?  I DID.

359
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,576
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL
I HAVE EVER KNOWN.

360
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,010
REALLY,
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

361
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,148
TO SAY THAT YOU
BEHAVED CHILDISHLY

362
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,284
IS AN INSULT
TO CHILDREN EVERYWHERE.

363
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,620
THAT'S IT, OPEN UP.
TALK TO ME.

364
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,424
I... AM
A MERRY-GO-ROUND PERSON.

365
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,494
YOU ARE
A TILT-A-WHIRL PERSON.

366
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,163
THIS IS GOOD.
TELL ME YOUR FEELINGS.

367
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,966
BEFORE YOU CAME
INTO THIS OFFICE,

368
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,469
I HAD A VERY SANE

369
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,471
AND ORDERED LIFE.

370
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,039
I COULD GO FOR WEEKS
WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF,

371
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,809
AND NOW THE SKY'S
THE LIMIT!

372
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,679
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!

373
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,114
- I DO ALL THIS TO YOU?
- YES!

374
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,217
WELL, I MUST BE
A PRETTY EXCITING GUY.

375
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,088
- ( screams )
- NOW, THAT'S GOOD.

376
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:54,057
NOW WE'RE COMMUNICATING.
NOW I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.

377
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,727
WHAT AM I THINKING?

378
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,962
YOU LIKE ME.

379
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,436
YOU REALLY LIKE ME.

380
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,511
SALLY, IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME
AS A WOMAN?

381
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,113
I THINK I'M ENLIGHTENED
ENOUGH NOW TO HEAR IT.

382
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,382
AH, WELL,

383
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,984
MEN ARE ALWAYS
BOSSING YOU AROUND.

384
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,986
NO ONE EVER SAYS
"THANK YOU."

385
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,923
AND YOU'RE EXPECTED
TO CLEAN UP AFTER EVERYONE.

386
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,427
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BEING
A WOMAN OR A WAITRESS?

387
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:33,096
WAITRESS, WOMAN--
SAME THING.

388
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,299
I JUST NEVER REALIZED
HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE

389
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,301
ARE IN THE SERVICE
OF OTHERS.

390
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:40,270
WELL, EVERYBODY HERE
SELLS HIS TIME FOR MONEY.

391
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,573
IT'S LIKE TAKING A MORTGAGE
AGAINST YOUR LIFE.

392
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,543
YEAH, WELL,
MY LIFE IS WORTH MORE
THAN MINIMUM WAGE

393
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:49,046
AND THE OCCASIONAL
SLICE OF FREE PIE.

394
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,149
I'VE JUST GOT TO
FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS
I REALLY WANT TO DO.

395
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,985
I THINK YOU SHOULD.
EVERYBODY NEEDS A GOAL.

396
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,488
YEAH, I WANT TO LET
MY HAIR GROW BACK.

397
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,258
I WANT TO
MAKE THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE.

398
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,260
I WANT TO
BRING MANKIND

399
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,629
THE GIFT
OF ELECTRICITY.

400
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:12,002
- THEY HAVE ELECTRICITY.
- AH.

401
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,071
THEN MY WORK
IS DONE.

402
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,847
<i> ( '50s rock music playing )</i>