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NO.
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OH! BAZOOKA JOE...
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YOU'RE AN IMBECILE!
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- GOOD MORNING.
- DR. ALBRIGHT.
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I AM ABOUT TO REVEAL
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SOMETHING ASTOUNDING.
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I THINK YOU'RE
OVERESTIMATING YOURSELF.
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BEHOLD!
AN ATM CARD.
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OH.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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YOU'RE NOW A MEMBER
OF A VERY ELITE GROUP
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OF 200, 300 MILLION
AMERICANS.
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MY NAME IS RAISED.
YOU CAN TOUCH IT
IF YOU WANT.
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NO, THANKS.
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WHEN I PRESS IT
INTO MY FOREHEAD,
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YOU CAN READ
MY NAME BACKWARDS.
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PACE YOURSELF,
WE HAVE A WHOLE SEMESTER.
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NINA, DID I SHOW
YOU MY NEW--
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YES, YOU DID,
AND, NO, I DON'T
WANT TO FEEL IT.
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I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
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TO CELEBRATE, WHY DON'T
I USE MY NEW ATM CARD
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TO WITHDRAW MONEY
FROM ONE OF MANY
CONVENIENT LOCATIONS,
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EVEN AFTER
BUSINESS HOURS,
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AND TAKE YOU OUT
TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT?
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- ALL RIGHT.
- REALLY?
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- YES.
- YOU'RE NOT
JUST TOYING WITH ME?
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YOU DO UNDERSTAND
IT'S DINNER, OUT?
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YES,
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BUT IT CAN'T JUST BE
DINNER OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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IT ALSO HAS TO BE
DINNER OUT OF THE CAR.
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YES. NOW ALL
I HAVE TO DO IS PUT
THIS CARD INTO THE ATM,
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PUNCH IN MY SECRET
CODE, 1-2-3-4--
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OH, NO!
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I WAS NEVER SUPPOSED
TO REVEAL MY CODE
TO ANYONE!
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OOH, WELL, NOW YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO KILL US.
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( groans )
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( '50s rock music playing )
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- THAT WAS THE MALL.
WASN'T IT GREAT?
- HOW WOULD I KNOW?
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THE ESCALATOR
BROKE DOWN,
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AND I WAS STUCK THERE
FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
THE ENTIRE PLANET
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SHOULD BE COVERED
BY ONE BIG ROOF.
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AND WE SHOULD NEVER
BE MORE THAN 15 FEET
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FROM A WIENIE
ON A STICK.
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- TOMMY, LOOK WHAT
I BOUGHT FOR YOU.
- A BASKETBALL?
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- I'VE DECIDED THAT YOU SHOULD
JOIN YOUR SCHOOL'S TEAM.
- WHY?
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BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT
THAT YOU EXPERIENCE
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THE HUMILIATION
OF ADOLESCENT BOYS
AT THE HANDS OF BITTER ADULTS
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TRYING TO REWRITE
THE FAILURES OF THEIR YOUTH.
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IT'LL BE FUN.
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ALL RIGHT, WHO
RIPPED THE RADIO OUT
OF THE DASHBOARD?
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- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
- THE RADIO, IT'S GONE.
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WAIT A MINUTE,
I KNOW WHAT'S
HAPPENED HERE.
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YOU SEE IT ALL THE TIME
ON THE NEWS.
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OH, UH... TOUPEES.
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NO, CRIME.
WE'RE VICTIMS OF CRIME!
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WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO NOW?
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THE RADIO'S GONE.
I THINK WE ALL KNOW
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.
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( all singing bass beat )
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♪ ANOTHER ONE
BITES THE DUST ♪
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- ( singing bass beat )
- ♪ ANOTHER ONE
BITES THE DUST ♪
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♪ AND ANOTHER ONE'S GONE
AND ANOTHER ONE'S GONE ♪
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♪ ANOTHER ONE
BITES THE DUST. ♪
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
DICK DID THIS TO ME.
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WHY DO I HAVE
TO PLAY BASKETBALL?
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I KNOW.
TEAM SPORTS ARE
SO INFANTILE.
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IT'S ALL MASCULINE
POSTURING.
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- ALL THE PREENING
AND FLEXING.
- EXACTLY.
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WHAT I REALLY HATE
IS THAT THERE'S SOME
PRIMITIVE PART OF ME
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THAT REALLY
RESPONDS TO THAT.
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AND WHAT I REALLY HATE
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IS BEING CURSED WITH
THE HEART OF A CHAMPION.
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- WHAT IS HARRY DOING?
- IT'S PART OF MY NEW
SECURITY PROCEDURES.
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- Harry:
OH! RED ALERT!
- ( horn blares )
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THERE'S A SQUIRREL
APPROACHING THE BUILDING.
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THIS SEEMS A BIT
EXTREME, LIEUTENANT.
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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
HIGH COMMANDER,
BUTT OUT.
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SECURITY'S MY DOMAIN.
I'LL TAKE THE BLAME
FOR THE RADIO.
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- OH, PLEASE.
- NO, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
GUARDING THE RAMBLER
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INSTEAD OF SHOPPING
FOR LOOFAHS.
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YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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DICK, I HAVE BEEN TELLING
YOU THIS PLANET IS
IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.
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( sighs )
WE HAVE BEEN ON FAR WORSE
PLANETS THAN THIS,
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INHABITED BY CREATURES
WITH FAR WORSE BREATH.
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I MEAN, AT LEAST
WE'RE ON A PLANET
THAT'S GOVERNED BY LAWS.
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YOU'RE TOO DISTRUSTFUL
OF HUMANS.
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IT'S JUST THOSE
TWO LITTLE EYES
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RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THEIR HEAD
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MAKES 'EM ALL
LOOK LIKE THEY'RE
UP TO SOMETHING.
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- KNOCK, KNOCK.
- ( horn blares )
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HI, HI.
I HEARD ABOUT
YOUR CAR RADIO.
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- DID YOU CALL THE COPS?
- I DON'T THINK
THAT'S NECESSARY.
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DON'T BE SILLY.
YOU GO DOWN TO THE STATION,
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YOU ASK FOR
OFFICER FRANCO,
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AN ITALIAN GENTLEMEN,
VERY NICE.
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HE CAME RIGHT OVER
WHEN MY BOYFRIEND
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GOT BEAT UP
IN MY LIVING ROOM.
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YOUR BOYFRIEND GOT BEAT UP
IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?
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YEAH. WELL, MY HUSBAND
DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM.
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OH.
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( phone ringing )
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WOW.
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( inhales )
I SMELL THE FIST
OF JUSTICE.
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I SMELL DOUGHNUTS.
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CAN'T YOU FEEL
IT, HARRY--
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THE STIFLING SENSE
OF ORDER?
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THE DISCIPLINE?
THE ALMOST ROBOTIC
LACK OF EMOTION?
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THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS?
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GOD HELP ME.
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( inhales )
I LOVE IT.
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WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?
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JUST LET ME BE
NEAR YOU.
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OKAY.
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MY NAME'S OFFICER DON.
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WELL, OFFICER DON,
WE'RE HERE TO REPORT
A CRIME.
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I BLAME MYSELF.
I DROPPED MY GUARD.
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IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
CRIME HAPPENS.
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ON THE SURFACE,
RUTHERFORD MAY LOOK LIKE
SMALL TOWN AMERICA,
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BUT JUST BENEATH
THE WELL-MANICURED LAWNS
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LIES A HOTBED
OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.
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WE MAY BE IN THE SHADOW
OF CLEVELAND,
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BUT IT'S IN THE SHADOWS
WHERE EVIL LURKS.
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WOW! HEY,
WHEN YOU DO THIS,
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IT SORT OF LOOKS LIKE
"NYPD BLUE." WOW.
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OH, MY.
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"NYPD BLUE."
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Don:
NOW, WHAT HAPPENED?
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THE RADIO WAS STOLEN
OUT OF OUR RAMBLER.
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- A.M. WITH THOSE
PUSH BUTTONS?
- YES.
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THOSE SICK BASTARDS!
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- FILL OUT THIS FORM.
- FORM? THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
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- I MAKE A COPY OF IT.
- AND THEN?
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THEN ON THURSDAY A GIRL
COMES IN AND FILES IT.
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PAPERWORK.
IF I HAD MY WAY,
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I'D BE OUT IN THE STREETS
PUTTING THE RATS BACK
IN THEIR HOLES.
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WELL, DON, IF I HAD
A GUN LIKE THAT,
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I WOULDN'T BE SITTING
BEHIND A DESK UNTIL
I RAN OUT OF BULLETS.
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HI.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU
HERE FOR?
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WELL, THEY PICKED
ME UP FOR VAGRANCY,
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BUT THAT'S NOT
THE REAL REASON.
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I'M HERE BECAUSE
THEY KNOW.
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THEY KNOW I'M FROM
THE PLANET CLARION
IN THE BARD SPIRAL
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ON THE CEPHEUS
DRACOND BORDER.
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DO YOU KNOW STEVE?
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DEAR LORD,
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IF IT BE WITHIN YOUR
GREAT WISDOM AND MERCY,
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PLEASE GRANT US
THE STRENGTH
AND COURAGE
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TO BEAT THE HELL
OUT OF THE CENTRAL
HIGH MUSKRATS AND--
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- EXCUSE ME, COACH.
- WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A PRAYER.
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DO YOU THINK WE
SHOULD BE BOTHERING GOD
OVER A BASKETBALL GAME?
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- THIS IS IMPORTANT.
- THE OTHER TEAM'S
PRAYING, TOO.
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SO OUR GOD IS STRONGER
THAN THEIR GOD?
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THERE'S ONLY
ONE GOD, SOLOMON.
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AM I THE ONLY ONE
SEEING A CONFLICT
OF INTEREST HERE?
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YES! ALL RIGHT,
FIRST IN, OUT ON THE COURT!
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LET'S GO!
HUSTLE IT OUT THERE!
GET OUT THERE!
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- THERE YOU GO.
- COACH, WHAT ABOUT ME?
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I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE NOT TALL ENOUGH.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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YOU'RE TOO DAMN SHORT!
GET OUTTA HERE.
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- OH!
- ( ATM beeps )
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WHY, YES, I WILL HAVE
ANOTHER TRANSACTION,
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AND THIS TIME
IN... ESPAÑOL.
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I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE.
I JUST WANT TO SEE
WHAT MY LIMIT IS.
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- TAKE YOUR TIME.
- LOOK AT THIS.
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I PUT THE CARD IN,
AND MONEY COMES OUT.
CARD IN, MONEY OUT.
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( chuckles )
OH!
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YOU SEE THIS?
AS MUCH AS I WANT
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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- ISN'T IT AMAZING?
- YEAH. NOW GIVE IT TO ME.
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WHAT?
NO, NO, NO.
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THIS IS MY MONEY,
BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN
HAVE YOUR OWN CARD--
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QUIT FOOLIN' AROUND.
I SAID, HAND IT OVER.
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NO, LET ME EXPLAIN
THIS TO YOU AGAIN.
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THIS $300 IS MINE,
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JUST LIKE THE 100
I JUST PUT IN MY WALLET.
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YAH! WHOA! YAH!
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( Dick grunting )
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THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING,
LETTING YOU GO OUT
BY YOURSELF?
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A MAN WHO COULD STEAL
A WALLET IS CAPABLE
OF ANYTHING.
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HE COULD HAVE PUT YOU
IN A VAT OF SALINE
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AND HARVESTED YOUR ORGANS
OVER A PERIOD OF MONTHS,
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FORCING YOU TO REGENERATE
KIDNEY AFTER KIDNEY AFTER--
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- WILL YOU STOP!
- NOW, JUST RELAX.
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- YOU'VE GOT TO CALM DOWN.
- HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?
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I FEEL
SO UTTERLY EXPOSED
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AND VULNERABLE,
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AND NOT IN THAT
FUN SPANKY WAY.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
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WHAT KIND OF A PLACE
IS THIS WHERE YOU CAN'T WAVE
HANDFULS OF MONEY AROUND
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IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT?
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SIR, DID THIS GUY HAVE
ANY DISTINGUISHING MARKS?
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HIS SKIN WAS
RATHER NICE.
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WELL, MR. SOLOMON,
I CAN SEE THAT
YOU'RE PRETTY UPSET,
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SO I'LL JUST BE GIVING
MY HOME PHONE NUMBER...
TO YOUR SISTER.
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CALL IF YOU HAVE
ANY... NEEDS.
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- OH, WHY DID THIS
HAVE TO HAPPEN?
- IT WAS LATE.
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WHY DID I HAVE TO BE
AT THAT PLACE AT THAT TIME,
TAKING OUT ALL THAT MONEY?
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- DON'T BLAME YOURSELF.
- I DON'T, I BLAME YOU!
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- WHAT?!
- YOU HAD TO AGREE
TO GO OUT WITH ME.
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YOU ALWAYS TURN ME DOWN.
WHY DID YOU PICK NOW
TO SAY YES?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU SEE, YOU WEREN'T THINKING.
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YOU CAN'T TAKE
A RANDOM ACT
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AND TURN IT AROUND
TO BLAME AN INNOCENT
PERSON.
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00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,532
- JUST WATCH ME.
- WHY DID I THINK TONIGHT
WOULD BE ANY DIFFERENT?
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00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,035
- YOU ARE INSANE.
- IT'S THE WORLD
THAT'S INSANE!
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00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,304
THEY TALK ABOUT
THE UNIVERSE BEING
RANDOM. HA!
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00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,606
- THIS IS THE PLACE
THAT'S RANDOM.
- I'M LEAVING.
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PEOPLE ASSAULTING
TOTAL STRANGERS
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FOR NO OTHER REASON
THAN TO TAKE THEIR MONEY!
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00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,446
- THAT'S RIGHT,
RUN AWAY FROM THE PROBLEM!
- ( door closes )
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00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:25,316
SOONER OR LATER YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO COME
TO TERMS WITH THE FACT
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THAT THE EARTH
IS A COLD, DARK
AND EVIL PLACE
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CRAWLING WITH CRAZED
NE'ER-DO-WELLS
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AND ARSENATE
JACKANAPES!
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WELL, I DON'T
LIKE IT!
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- LIEUTENANT!
- YES, SIR.
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00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,299
THIS PLANET HAS
CROSSED THE LINE.
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ASSEMBLE
THE GIANT ROBOT.
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- WE DIDN'T PACK IT.
- WE DIDN'T? WHY NOT?
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I WANTED TO,
BUT YOU NEEDED THE ROOM
FOR YOUR EXERCISE BIKE,
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WHICH, I MIGHT ADD,
YOU NEVER USE.
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THE STRENGTHS OF
THE REFRACTED LIGHT
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VARIES...
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IN ACCORDANCE
WITH ITS VELOCITY
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- AS MEASURED IN LIGHT
YEARS PER SECOND.
- DR. SOLOMON.
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00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,433
- WHAT IS IT, LEON?
- WHY ARE YOU WRITING
LIKE THAT?
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BECAUSE WE LIVE IN WORLD
WHERE, AS SOON AS YOU
TURN AROUND,
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SOMEONE IS WAITING
TO STAB YOU IN THE BACK
AND STEAL YOUR WALLET.
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DR. SOLOMON,
YOU HAVE TO HAVE
MORE FAITH IN PEOPLE.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
THAT DEEP DOWN THERE'S
A BASIC DECENCY--
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OH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,951
YOUR CHIRPY OPTIMISM
HAS NO PLACE IN REALITY.
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GUESS WHAT.
SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD!
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BEATEN SENSELESS
FOR HIS SHINY BLACK BOOTS!
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00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,260
AND HIS REINDEER
DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
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( class bell rings )
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YOU KNOW,
DR. SOLOMON,
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YOU SEEM TO BE CARRYING
AROUND SO MUCH BAGGAGE.
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00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,540
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY OF IT, SO GET
AWAY FROM ME!
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00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,115
LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS.
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I DON'T CARE HOW DIFFICULT
IT IS TO ACCOMPLISH.
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I WANT A SECURITY SYSTEM
THAT WILL GUARANTEE
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THAT EVERY MOMENT
OF OUR LIVES
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WILL BE FILLED
WITH A SENSE OF ABSOLUTE
SAFETY AND CONTENTMENT.
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THAT WOULD BE
THE ELECTRO FORT 2000.
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THE ALARM CONNECTS
DIRECTLY TO OUR COMMAND
CENTER DOWNTOWN
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WHERE WE IMMEDIATELY
DISPATCH TRAINED
PATROLMEN TO YOUR DOOR.
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I SEE. I JUST
HAVE ONE QUESTION.
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- SURE.
- WHERE DO I BURY
MY FAMILY
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AFTER THE BURGLARS
HAVE PUMPED BULLETS
INTO THEIR SKULLS
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00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,776
WHILE YOUR GUYS
ARE STROLLING OVER?
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00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,181
THAT ALMOST
NEVER HAPPENS.
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00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,716
TOMMY? WHERE'S TOMMY?
HE SHOULD BE HERE.
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IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL.
HE'S IN THE DRIVEWAY
PLAYING ONE-ON-ONE.
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TOMMY-- TOMMY,
I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
I'D BE THAT GOOD.
I'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE.
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00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,028
YOUR COMPANY IS
OBVIOUSLY RUN BY AMATEURS.
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00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,030
THIS IS TOTALLY
UNSATISFACTORY.
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00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,265
ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU
A FEW SCHEMATICS
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THAT I DREW UP.
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00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,804
NOW, THE GIANT
SWINGING BLADE
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WOULD FALL FROM HERE.
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00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:06,044
STEEL SPIKES PLUNGE INTO
THE BURGLAR'S EYES HERE.
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00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,479
AND THE CONVEYOR BELT
DROPS THE CARCASS
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00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:12,317
INTO THE TANK OF
GREAT WHITE SHARKS HERE,
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00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,153
HERE... AND HERE.
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00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,257
IT'LL WORK.
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00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,760
NOW, THAT'S
A PLAN.
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00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,032
LET'S GO, GIRLS,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,600
- COACH.
- WHAT?
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00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,503
WE'RE UP 40 POINTS
WITH TWO MINUTES TO GO.
COME ON, PUT ME IN.
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00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,505
I PROMISE I WON'T
TOUCH ANYTHING.
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00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,674
I'LL JUST STAND THERE.
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00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,844
- NO.
- OH, COME ON, COACH.
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00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,779
MY GIRLFRIEND'S
WATCHING.
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00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,316
THIS IS NOT
JUST MY CHANCE.
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00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,752
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
TO BE REMEMBERED AS
THE BELOVED COACH STRICKLAND
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AND NOT AS
COACH SUCKLAND.
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00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,525
- THAT WASN'T MINE.
- ( whistle blows )
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00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,628
OKAY, SOLOMON, ENOUGH.
I'LL PUT YOU IN.
JUST SHUT UP.
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00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,098
- THANKS, COACH.
- YOU KNOW WHERE
PLAYER HANSEN IS?
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00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,101
- THE GUY WITH THE NECK
THICKER THAN MY WAIST?
- YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
285
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,704
- YOU GO STOP HIM
FROM DRIVING THE LANE.
- ALL RIGHT.
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00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,706
- GOOD JOB.
- ( whistle blows )
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00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,212
- ( bodies crash )
- ( crowd moans )
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00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,851
- GOOD MORNING.
- HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,188
WIRED, THANK YOU.
MY ENTIRE HOUSE IS
WIRED FOR SECURITY.
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00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,857
THIS AFTERNOON I'M
GETTING AN ALARM SYSTEM
FOR THE CAR.
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00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,927
OH, GOOD. NOW ALL YOU NEED
IS AN ARMED GUARD
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00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,064
TO WALK YOU FROM
THE HOUSE TO THE CAR.
THEN YOU'LL BE ALL SET.
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00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,099
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
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00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,002
- A BIG SCARY ONE.
I COULD HIRE A CRIMINAL.
- OOH.
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00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:41,772
THEY'RE TAKING MY MONEY
ANYWAY. WHY NOT GIVE IT
TO THEM HOURLY?
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ALL RIGHT, STOP.
NOW YOU ARE A VICTIM.
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00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,311
YOU HAVE LOST
ALL TRUST IN HUMANITY.
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00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,847
DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE
THAT YOU CAN TRUST PEOPLE?
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00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,049
- YES, I DO.
- REALLY?
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00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,555
DO YOU TRUST ME?
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00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,726
- OF COURSE I DO.
- AND WHY NOT?
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00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,127
YOU WORK WITH ME.
YOU SEE ME EVERY DAY.
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00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,230
YOU KNOW THAT
I CARE ABOUT YOU.
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00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:09,266
IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ME,
YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.
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00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,003
DO YOU TRUST ME?
HUH? HUH? HUH?
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00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,906
DR. SO-- OOH.
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00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:19,477
THE... POLICE CALLED.
THEY HAVE YOUR MUGGER.
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00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,479
- THEY WHAT?
- THEY HAVE YOUR MUGGER.
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00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,481
- THIS IS GREAT!
- YOU HAVE TO IDENTIFY HIM.
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00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,483
( chuckles )
OH, NO.
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00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,420
- YOU'VE GOT TO
CONFRONT HIM.
- NO, NO!
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00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,089
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO REASSERT CONTROL
OVER YOUR LIFE.
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00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,924
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER,
BELIEVE ME.
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00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,861
WELL, WILL YOU
GO WITH ME?
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00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,863
YES, BUT GIVE ME
A MINUTE.
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00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,532
THERE'S ONE THING THAT
I REALLY HAVE TO DO.
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00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,545
OKAY. LET'S GO.
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00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,216
I'LL GET THE CAR.
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00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,992
YOU KNOW, I'M
REAL PROUD OF YOU.
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00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:12,096
FOR WHAT, THE WAY
I SLIPPED IN AND OUT
OF CONSCIOUSNESS?
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00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,367
NO, FOR THE WAY
YOU WERE UNASHAMED
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00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,369
TO SHOW HOW
NONATHLETIC YOU ARE.
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00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,472
LOOK, AUGUST, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT THIS.
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00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,709
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO
EVERYTHING THAT YOU THINK
THAT I SHOULD DO,
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00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,176
BUT IT'S JUST
NOT WORKING.
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00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,145
AND I'M SORRY
IF THIS REDEFINES
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00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,080
THE PARAMETERS
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,383
BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO ACCEPT ME
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00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,518
FOR WHO I AM,
REGARDLESS IF I'M SHORT
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00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,687
OR LOUSY AT BASKETBALL
OR WHATEVER!
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00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:47,298
YOU KNOW, I KIND OF
LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE
ASSERTIVE LIKE THIS.
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00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,967
- YOU DO?
- BUT NOT ALL THE TIME.
333
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,704
OH. WELL, HOW OFTEN
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
BE ASSERTIVE?
334
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,540
- WELL, TOMMY,
IF I TOLD YOU THAT--
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
335
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,677
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT,
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
IS NOW A GOOD TIME?
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00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,579
SURE.
337
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,416
- COME ON.
- OKAY.
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00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:12,055
OKAY, MR. SOLOMON,
IT'S TIME TO FINGER
YOUR PERP.
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00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:15,025
BELIEVE ME, I'VE TRIED,
BUT SHE JUST WON'T LET ME.
340
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,100
NO, WE NEED YOU
TO I.D. YOUR ASSAILANT.
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00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,937
I-I-I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
342
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,507
I DIDN'T REALLY GET
A GOOD LOOK AT HIM.
343
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,843
IT WAS DARK, AND IT
HAPPENED SO QUICK.
344
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,346
YOU!
( yells )
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00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,785
YOU OWE ME $400!
YOU---
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00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,954
- THAT'S A POSITIVE I.D.
- TAKE HIS CUFFS OFF!
347
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,090
TAKE 'EM OFF!
I WANT A FAIR FIGHT!
348
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,026
RUSTY.
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00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,998
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
MUGGER BOY,
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00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,703
YOUR SKIN IS NOT NEARLY
AS CREAMY AS YOU'D LIKE
PEOPLE TO THINK!
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00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,740
DR. ALBRIGHT,
THANK YOU.
352
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,609
YOU WERE SO RIGHT--
ALL I HAD TO DO
WAS CONFRONT HIM.
353
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,678
AND BEAT HIM
SENSELESS?
354
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,013
NO, NO, NO,
THAT WAS PURE GRAVY.
355
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,750
OH. YOU KNOW,
356
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,586
WE NEVER HAD THAT DINNER.
CARE TO JOIN ME?
357
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:19,089
MMM, NO, NOT TONIGHT.
358
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,091
I'M GOING TO DO
SOMETHING
359
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,595
THAT I HAVEN'T DONE
FOR QUITE AWHILE--
SLEEP.
360
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,531
OF COURSE, YOU'RE WELCOME
TO JOIN ME, IF YOU LIKE.
361
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,102
I'LL PASS.
362
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,037
JUST BEING POLITE.
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00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:39,543
SO, DON, WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO TORTURE HIM?
364
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:42,079
NO, NO, HE STILL
HAS TO GO TO TRIAL.
365
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,181
SO THEN YOU'LL TORTURE
HIM AT THE TRIAL?
366
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,183
WE DON'T WORK THAT WAY.
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00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,452
EVERYONE HAS EQUAL RIGHTS.
THAT'S THE LAW.
368
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,956
OH, DON,
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00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,892
I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU,
370
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,429
BUT WE COME
FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS.
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00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,864
NO, WE DON'T.
372
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,366
YOU COME FROM A PLACE
FILLED WITH LAWS
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00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,668
AND RIGHTS
AND FAIR TRIALS.
374
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,507
I COME FROM A PLACE
WHERE THE WIND BLOWS COLD
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00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,642
AND THE ONLY THING
YOU CAN COUNT ON
376
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,311
IS THAT YOU CAN'T
COUNT ON ANYTHING.
377
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,079
YOU'RE FROM CHICAGO?
378
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,886
GOOD-BYE, DON.
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00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,222
IT'S TOO BAD.
WE COULD'VE BEEN GREAT.
380
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,226
SALLY, YOU'VE
GOT ME ALL WRONG.
381
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:33,163
UH, THEY BROUGHT ME UP
ON BRUTALITY CHARGES.
382
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,165
THERE'S A VIDEO!
383
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,601
( sobs )
384
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,904
I THINK WE SHOULD
TRANSFER $500
385
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,706
FROM OUR MONEY MARKET ACCOUNT
TO OUR CHECKING ACCOUNT.
386
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,875
WE DON'T HAVE
A MONEY MARKET ACCOUNT.
387
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,778
SHH! IT DOESN'T
KNOW THAT.
388
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,115
I'M PROUD OF US FOR COMING
OUT HERE TONIGHT.
389
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,284
DR. ALBRIGHT SAID
A VERY WISE THING.
390
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:57,788
SHE SAID IF YOU LET FEAR
DRIVE YOU INTO HIDING,
391
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,390
THEN THE CRIMINALS
HAVE WON.
392
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,529
DICK, THERE'S
SOMEONE BEHIND US.
393
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:08,532
WHAT DO THEY
LOOK LIKE?
394
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:11,635
- 75, FEMALE, VERY FRAIL.
- Dick: WHAT DO WE DO,
LIEUTENANT?
395
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,104
- KNOCK HER DOWN
AND RUN FOR THE CAR.
- WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY?
396
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,273
- WE DON'T HAVE TIME. GO!
- ( all screaming )
397
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,746
( '50s rock music playing )