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Harry: PREVIOUSLY ON
<i> 3rd ROCK FROM THE SUN...</i>

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WE FOUR ALIENS DREAMED
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW!

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[GERMAN ACCENT]
OF COURSE YOU WILL,
DR. SOLOMON.

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NATURALLY, NOT BEING HUMAN,
WE THOUGHT OUR BRAINS
WERE DECOMPOSING.

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[GASPS]

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WE PLANNED AN IMMEDIATE
RETURN TO THE HOME PLANET.

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WE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT
AT 8:53.

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W-WHEN ARE WE
COMING BACK?

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COULD BE A WEEK, A YEAR,
COULD BE 200 YEARS.

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WHAT ABOUT MARY?

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OH, SHE'LL BE DEAD.

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MAYBE I AM
LOSING MY MIND,

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BUT WHILE
THERE'S A LITTLE LEFT,
I WANT TO MARRY YOU.

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THIS IS SO GREAT!

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I KNOW!

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UH, DICK,
ARE YOU SURE?

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ABSOLUTELY.

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WELL, THIS IS
GOOD-BYE, THEN.

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I HAD A DREAM
YOU ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU.

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YOU HAD A WHAT?

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PEOPLE DREAM.

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PEOPLE DREAM?!

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HELLO! SALLY!

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HARRY!

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THEY'RE GONE.

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I MISS THEM.

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Minister: AND
THAT TOGETHERNESS IS
WHAT IS MOST CELEBRATED

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ABOUT THIS
VERY SPECIAL OCCASION.

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OH, MARY, THIS IS
THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.

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YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

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AND I LOOK SMASHING
IN MY TUXEDO.

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MY BOW TIE
MATCHES MY CUMMERBUND.

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YOU'RE NOT WEARING
A CUMMERBUND.

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YES, I AM.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO WEAR IT
ON THE OUTSIDE.

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OH. OH, THAT
EXPLAINS THE RASH.

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NOW, THEN,
IF ANYONE OBJECTS
TO THIS SACRED UNION,

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SPEAK NOW OR
FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.

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[OMINOUS ORGAN CHORD PLAYS]

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Sally:
I OBJECT.

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I THINK
THAT'S MY ARM.

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HUH? OH, SORRY.

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MY FAMILY!
YOU MADE IT!

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I WAS AFRAID I WAS NEVER
GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

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YOU LOOK WELL.

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YOU GOT SOME COLOR.

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COULD HAVE USED YOU
AT THE WHEEL, DICK.

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OH, BUT NO.

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YOU HAD TO STAY
AND MARRY
THAT EARTH CHICK.

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YEAH. WITH
TRAGIC RESULTS FOR US.

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I--I TRIED
TO CONTACT YOU.
I TRIED EVERYTHING.

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I EVEN BUILT
A TRANSMITTER,

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BUT THEN I...SPILLED
GRAPE SODA ON IT

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AND THE WHOLE THING
SHORTED OUT.

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HOWEVER, I DID
MANAGE TO HAVE
A BRIEF CONVERSATION

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WITH THE CAPTAIN
OF A SHRIMP BOAT.

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SO THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO MAKE IT BETTER?

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OH, COME ON.
YOU GOT TO GO BACK
TO THE HOME PLANET.

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WHAT'S SO BAD
ABOUT THAT?

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OH, NOTHING.

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EXCEPT WHEN YOU
PASS TOO CLOSE
TO A QUASAR

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AND THIS HAPPENS!

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OH, MY GOD!

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YOU'VE TURNED
INTO A WOMAN!

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WELL, NOT EVERYWHERE.

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AS IF SHOWERING
IN GYM CLASS
WASN'T TRAUMATIC ENOUGH.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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[SCREECHING VOICE]
DICK, I THINK IT'S TIME
TO CUT THE CAKE!

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I-I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

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Y-YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO LEAVE AGAIN, ARE YOU?

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NO.

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WE HAVE SOME...

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UNFINISHED BUSINESS
TO TAKE CARE OF.

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I-I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.

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NO, I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY!

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AAH! AAH!

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OOH! OOH!

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AAH! AH!

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NO, I'M SORRY!

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I'M SORRY! STOP!

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STOP!

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YOU'RE RUINING
MY TUXEDO!

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STOP!

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DICK,
I MADE BREAKFAST!

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DICK, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?

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OH, NO, MARY,

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I HAD ANOTHER ONE
OF THOSE HORRIBLE
DREAMS!

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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WE WERE GETTING MARRIED.

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THANK YOU.

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NO, NO.

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NO, THAT WAS
THE GOOD PART,

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BUT THEN MY FAMILY
SHOWED UP.

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OH. DON'T TELL ME.
THEY OBJECTED.

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WELL...
THEY HAD ISSUES.

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IT'S ALL RIGHT.

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I'VE PREPARED A SHORT SPEECH
JUST IN CASE THEY DID.

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IT'S JUST BASICALLY
2 WORDS,

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AND ONE OF THEM'S "OFF."

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ZMARY--

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MARY--

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I THINK I MADE
A BIG MISTAKE.

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I SHOULD NEVER HAVE
LET THEM GO OFF
WITHOUT ME,

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UH, ON VACATION.

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WELL, UNTIL
THEY GET BACK,

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CAN'T WE JUST
ENJOY OUR TIME ALONE?

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[SOBS]

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ALONE?

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DICK, ARE YOU HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT US?

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ABOUT US?
OH, NO, MARY.

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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'D DO
WITHOUT YOU.

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YOU'RE THE ONLY THING
KEEPING ME SANE.

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OHH!

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AND IT'S
A FULL-TIME JOB.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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I'M GOING TO GET READY
FOR WORK.

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YA CRAZY LUG.

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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[CRYING]

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I MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH.

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AND MY OATMEAL IS SO LUMPY.

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UH, WELCOME BACK, CLASS.

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UH, BEFORE WE BEGIN,

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I'D LIKE TO HEAR
WHAT EVERYBODY DID

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OVER THEIR BREAK.

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UH, BUG?

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ME?

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UH, W-WELL, I SPENT
A LOT OF TIME

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IN A CABIN IN THE WOODS
WITH MY FOLKS--

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THAT'S NICE. CARYN?

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OH, UH, WELL,

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I WENT TO THE GRAND CANYON
WITH MY BROTHER AND SISTER
AND--

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OH, ENOUGH ABOUT
YOUR DAMN FAMILIES!

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DIDN'T ANYBODY
SPEND THE BREAK ALONE,

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WATCHING RERUNS
AND EATING CHEESE DOODLES

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WHILE AN UNFATHOMABLE
EMPTINESS

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PERMEATED
THEIR SHRIVELED SOULS?

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I SAW<i> BOOTY CALL</i>
ON PAY-PER-VIEW.

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DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP,
LEON. IT WON'T WORK.

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IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT, DR. SOLOMON?

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TALK ABOUT?
WITH YOU, LEON?

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HA HA HA HA!

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WELL, YOU KNOW
I<i> AM</i> A PSYCH MAJOR...

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NOW.

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YOU ARE?

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WELL, THEN...

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HELP ME OUT.

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I'VE MADE
A HORRIBLE,
HORRIBLE MISTAKE,

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AND I CAN'T STOP
HATING MYSELF
FOR MAKING IT.

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
DR. SOLOMON,

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A PERSON
SHOULD NEVER BE SAD

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FOR THE MISTAKES
HE'S MADE.

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ONLY FOR THE MISTAKES
HE'S ABOUT TO MAKE.

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LEON,
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

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IT ALSO EXPLAINS
WHY YOU ALWAYS
SEEM SO SAD.

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THANK YOU, LEON.

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YOU'VE MADE IT
ALL SO CLEAR.

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I'VE GOT TO LEARN
TO LET GO,

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TO MOVE FORWARD AND
FOCUS ON THE THING

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THAT'S
MOST IMPORTANT
IN MY LIFE.

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[SCREECHING]
ME!

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YOU GUYS REMEMBER
WHEN I THOUGHT
OUR BRAINS WERE MELTING?

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YOU REMEMBER THAT?

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[CHUCKLES]

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WELL, IT TURNS OUT
WE WERE JUST DREAMING.

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BUT, HEY, NONE OF YOU
CAUGHT IT EITHER.

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I MEAN, IT WAS PRETTY STUPID
ON ALL OUR PARTS,
ESPECIALLY YOUR PARTS.

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I'M NOT TAKING
THE BLAME ON THIS ONE!

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[HORN HONKS]
OOH! OOH!

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I'M SORRY.
LET'S NOT FIGHT.

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I MISS YOU...

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WITH ALL MY HEART.

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I'VE COME HERE EVERY NIGHT
HOPING YOU'D RETURNED...

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BUT YOU NEVER HAVE.

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AND SO I'VE
COME TO A DECISION.

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SALLY, HARRY, TOMMY,

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I CAN'T GO ON
TORTURING MYSELF ANYMORE.

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I HAVE TO MOVE FORWARD
WITH MY LIFE,

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THE LIFE
I'VE CHOSEN WITH MARY.

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I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.

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AND SO GOOD-BYE.

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GOOD-BYE, SALLY.

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GOOD-BYE, TOMMY.

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GOOD-BYE, HARRY.

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Harry:
GOOD-BYE, DICK!

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IT'S ALMOST AS IF
I COULD HEAR YOU.

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Harry, crying:
IT SURE IS!

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HARRY!

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YOU'RE BACK!

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YOU'RE ALL BACK!

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OH, I MISSED YOU ALL
SO MUCH!

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OH, SALLY!

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OH, HARRY!

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TOMMY!

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OHH!

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A WOMAN I'VE
NEVER SEEN BEFORE!

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WHO'S THIS?!

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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
SENT HER.

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DICK, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET...

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YOUR NEW WIFE!

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MY WIFE?!

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HI, HONEY, I'M HOME!

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FAMILY MEETING!

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FAMILY MEETING!

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NO, NOT YOU.

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THAT IS NOT MY WIFE.

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SO? I'M
NOT YOUR SISTER.

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YEAH, AND I'M
NOT YOUR BROTHER.

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HE'S CERTAINLY
NOT MY UNCLE.

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AND I'M NOT
HIS AUNT.

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I'M NOT
HIS FATHER.

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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

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YOU SEE? THIS WOMAN
IS TEARING
THIS FAMILY APART!

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THAT'S IT.
MEETING ADJOURNED.

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THAT WOMAN
IS NOT MY WIFE.
I'M ENGAGED TO MARY.

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DICK, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO FORGET ABOUT HER.

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NO, THIS CAN'T
BE HAPPENING.

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THIS CANNOT
BE HAPPENING.

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IT'S GOT TO BE
ANOTHER CRAZY DREAM.

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IT'S NOT A DREAM, DICK.

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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

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I STILL
DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

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I'LL NEVER
BELIEVE YOU!

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
I BELIEVE YOU!
I BELIEVE YOU!

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Wife: CAN I
RUB THAT FOR YOU?

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OH, LEAVE ME ALONE.

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YES, DEAR.

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GO AWAY!

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THANK YOU!

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UH, LOOK, DICK,
HERE'S THE DEAL.

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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
THINKS YOUR PURSUIT
OF THAT BLONDE WENCH

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IS DISTRACTING YOU
FROM YOUR DUTIES.

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HOW DOES HE KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT MY WENCH?

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HE SUMMONED US
BEFORE HIM.

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HE MADE US WEAR
THE TRUTH BELT.

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THE ONE WITH THE BUZZER?

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BZZZ!

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00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,210
IT WAS
HORRIBLE, DICK.

240
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,211
SO YOU CAVED,
LIEUTENANT?

241
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,212
YES!

242
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,380
YOU JUST
BROUGHT HER HERE?

243
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,648
IT WAS EITHER THAT
OR THE BIG GIANT HEAD

244
00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,183
WAS GOING TO
HAVE YOU SUCKED BACK
TO THE HOME PLANET.

245
00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,218
THEN I'D
RATHER BE SUCKED!

246
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,486
OH, TYPICAL!

247
00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:19,090
YOU KNOW, DICK,
IT MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD.

248
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,427
THIS WOMAN,
SHE IS 100% WIFE.

249
00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,529
I MEAN, ALL SHE READ
ON THE WAY OVER WAS

250
00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:27,131
<i> THE JOY OF COOKING</i>
AND<i> THE JOY OF SEX.</i>

251
00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,168
THIS CAR IS<i> MESHUGGAH!</i>

252
00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,038
OH, YEAH.
AND<i> THE JOY OF YIDDISH.</i>

253
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,241
DID YOU GUYS REALIZE
THAT WE HAVE 3 HOLES
IN OUR HEADS?

254
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,242
5.

255
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,244
3.

256
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,845
2 HERE
AND THEN THIS ONE.

257
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,947
FEEL THE SIDES
OF YOUR HEAD.

258
00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:43,948
[GASPS]

259
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,750
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

260
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,352
JUST WAIT.
THERE'S MORE.

261
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,491
ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?

262
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,992
WE'VE BEEN
CALLING HER JANET.

263
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,394
WELL, MOST OF US HAVE.

264
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,463
I'M TELLING YOU,
SHE LOOKS LIKE
A ZIPPY--

265
00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,831
HARRY, NO!
I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU--

266
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,332
NOW THAT'S ENOUGH!

267
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,833
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

268
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,936
GET IN THE CAR.
WE'RE DITCHING
THIS WOMAN.

269
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,237
WE CAN'T DO THAT.

270
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,471
WELL, OF COURSE WE CAN.
I'LL JUST PUT IT
IN DRIVE,

271
00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:08,773
AND WE'LL FLY
LIKE THE WIND!

272
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:09,774
TOMMY.

273
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,775
TELL HIM.

274
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,177
SHE IS THE BIG
GIANT HEAD'S NIECE.

275
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,785
WELL...SO WHAT?

276
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,320
WHAT'S THE WORST THING
THAT CAN HAPPEN

277
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,621
IF WE LEAVE HER HERE?

278
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,122
BIG GIANT
COURT-MARTIALS.

279
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,124
FOLLOWED BY
BIG GIANT EXECUTIONS.

280
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,761
AND THEN
4 TINY LITTLE
FUNERALS.

281
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,263
I DON'T CARE.

282
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,964
I'VE CHOSEN LOVE
OVER DEATH BEFORE.

283
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,165
YEAH, WELL, I HAVEN'T.

284
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,534
JANET, GET IN THE CAR!

285
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,036
WH--YOU--WH--

286
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,303
OH--

287
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,905
DAMN!

288
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,476
OWW!

289
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,146
SOME WIFE.

290
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,854
OH! FOOD!

291
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,822
GOD, I'M STARVING!

292
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,292
AH.

293
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,528
YOU WAITED.

294
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,196
I KNEW YOU WOULD.

295
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,601
OHHH!

296
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,004
IT'S OUR FIRST HOME.

297
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,507
I LOVE IT!

298
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,141
WHERE'S OUR BEDROOM?

299
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:20,645
OH, NO, NO, UH,
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

300
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,648
NO! I WANT TO BE
THE BEST WIFE EVER!

301
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,451
WELL, UH...
GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
BYE, NOW.

302
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,953
NO, DON'T FIGHT IT,
SWEETIE.

303
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,021
LET ME LOVE YOU.

304
00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,460
WHERE'S OUR BOUDOIR?

305
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,462
OH--OH--
OH, WELL, UH--UH--

306
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:41,065
LONG STORY SHORT,
WE DON'T HAVE ONE.

307
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,100
OK, THEN.

308
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,767
WHOA!

309
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,508
UHH! OHH!

310
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,842
OHH!

311
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:52,843
OK!

312
00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:54,845
THAT WAS FUN,
AND YOU WERE GOOD.

313
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,381
I WAS AMAZING.
WE'RE DONE.

314
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,382
NOW...

315
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,883
GO ENJOY A SANDWICH.

316
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,484
OK, THEN!

317
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,557
SSSSSPANK ME.

318
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,694
THERE'S
NOTHING TO EAT.

319
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,197
WELL, THAT'S GOOD,
'CAUSE THERE'S
NO CLEAN DISHES.

320
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,698
GOD, THIS PLACE
IS A PIGSTY.

321
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,066
YEAH, YOU BETTER
GET ON IT.

322
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,502
OH, THANKS, TOMMY.
THAT'S A NICE WELCOME HO--

323
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,608
JANET.

324
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,244
I LOVE THIS ROOM.

325
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,746
OH, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

326
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,748
DID YOU KNOW
THAT THIS IS WHERE I DO

327
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,249
ALL OF MY COOKING
AND CLEANING?

328
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,752
I MEAN, THERE IS
NO GREATER HONOR
FOR A WOMAN.

329
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,553
ME, I CAN'T
GET ENOUGH OF IT.

330
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,556
IN FACT, I'M GONNA
CLEAN SOME DISHES
RIGHT NOW.

331
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,058
HA HA HA!

332
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,859
OH, YEAH!

333
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,496
OH, BUT I'M THE WIFE.

334
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,699
SHOULDN'T I BE ABLE
TO DO THE DISHES?

335
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:50,168
NO. THIS IS
TOO MUCH FUN, OK?

336
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,302
PLEASE!

337
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,904
OK, IF YOU INSIST.

338
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,306
BUT I STILL
GET TO DO THE FLOORS!

339
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,307
WHEE!

340
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,308
[HUMMING]

341
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,810
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

342
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,312
I THINK THE FLOORS
ARE MY TURF NOW.

343
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,814
OK.

344
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:06,517
THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE
GETTING THIS JOB, SISTER.

345
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,053
BUT YOU'RE THE WIFE.

346
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:12,490
GOOD-BYE, KITCHEN.
I SURE AM GONNA MISS YA.

347
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,659
♪ I'M
GONNA LOVE YOU ♪

348
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,660
♪ LIKE NOBODY'S
LOVED YOU... ♪

349
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,428
SHE'S DOING
THE KITCHEN.

350
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,863
SCORE!

351
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,332
THAT'S JUST GREAT.

352
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,067
OH, COME ON, DICK.
I'M SORRY.

353
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,403
YOU KNOW WE WOULDN'T
HAVE BROUGHT HER
BACK HERE

354
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,837
UNLESS
WE WERE FORCED TO.

355
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:27,906
YEAH, I GUESS NOT.

356
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,340
AT LEAST WE'RE ALL
TOGETHER AGAIN, RIGHT?

357
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,508
YEAH. AND WHAT THE HELL?

358
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:34,479
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
TOUGHER TIMES BEFORE, HUH?

359
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,480
OH, GUYS!

360
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,348
OHH!

361
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,017
TV: ARE THERE ALIENS
AMONG US?

362
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,352
TONIGHT LOCAL RESIDENTS
REPORT SEEING

363
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,222
MYSTERIOUS LIGHTS IN THE SKY
OVER THE OLD SWEENEY FARM.

364
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,724
WHOA! THAT'S THE PLACE
WHERE WE LANDED!

365
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,126
OK, ALL RIGHT.

366
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,760
WE HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

367
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,396
SALLY CLEANED UP
THE LANDING SITE.

368
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,364
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
CLEAN UP THE LANDING SITE.

369
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,866
NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.

370
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:58,036
I SAID I WAS
GOING TO CLEAN UP
THE LANDING SITE.

371
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,470
SO YOU CLEANED UP
THE LANDING SITE.

372
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,471
NO.

373
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,472
[GASPS]

374
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,473
AAH!

375
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,474
OH, GOD!

376
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,475
HURRY!

377
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,476
HURRY!

378
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,677
HURRY UP!
GET OVER THERE!

379
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,057
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

380
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,927
OH, DON!

381
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:23,928
[GASPING]

382
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:24,995
SALLY!

383
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,665
YOU MADE MY HEART
JUMP RIGHT INTO MY MOUTH.

384
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,600
OHH!

385
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,402
SWALLOW.

386
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,544
NICE FLASHLIGHT.

387
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,580
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
THE SAME THING TO YOU.

388
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,081
SALLY,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

389
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,351
I THOUGHT WE HAD
A GOOD THING GOING.

390
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,852
OH, DON, WE DID.
I JUST--

391
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,955
I NEEDED TO TAKE
A LITTLE TIME, YOU KNOW,
TO THINK THINGS OVER.

392
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,458
I JUST WENT
ON ONE THOSE
SPONTANEOUS TRIPS,

393
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,759
YOU KNOW, TO,
UM, UH...

394
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,094
SEA WORLD.
TURKEY.

395
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,729
YEAH, THE SEA WORLD
IN TURKEY.

396
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,164
FUNNY, I DIDN'T KNOW
THERE WAS A SEA WORLD
IN TURKEY.

397
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,836
THERE'S SEA WORLDS
EVERYWHERE, DON.

398
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:07,171
YOU JUST GOT TO KNOW
WHERE TO LOOK.

399
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,842
WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU
ALL DOING OUT HERE

400
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,844
IN THE DEAD
OF THE NIGHT?

401
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:16,347
OH, WELL, TOMMY AND I
WERE JUST GOING TO GO DOWN
TO OLD MAN SWEENEY'S CREEK

402
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,849
AND LOOK FOR TADPOLES

403
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:20,818
WHILE HARRY HERE
KEPT YOU BUSY.
COME ON, TOMMY.

404
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,189
CIRCLE.

405
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,058
YEAH. SURE IS.

406
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,559
YOU KNOW, HARRY,

407
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,962
THERE ARE SOME CRACKPOTS
SAYING THAT THIS IS
THE WORK OF UFOs.

408
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,097
HAH.

409
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,366
AS IF THERE COULD BE
INTELLIGENT LIFE OUT THERE.

410
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,035
WHAT A LOAD OF HOOEY.

411
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,738
HOOEY?

412
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,674
OH, YEAH. SO MUCH BUNK,
YOU CAN MAKE A BED OUT OF IT.

413
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,576
OH, IT'S BUNK, IS IT?

414
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,712
ANY MORON WITH
HALF A BRAIN KNOWS THAT.

415
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,714
HALF A BRAIN.
I SEE.

416
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,048
WELL, YOU KNOW, DON,

417
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,550
IT'S A BIG UNIVERSE
OUT THERE,

418
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,720
AND NOT JUST
SMALL BIG.

419
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,188
BIG BIG.

420
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,690
WHY, IN THE BELLETRIX
SYSTEM ALONE

421
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,560
THERE ARE OVER
44 TRILLION PLANETS.

422
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,562
44 TRILLION?

423
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:08,599
THAT'S THE BIGGEST NUMBER
I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

424
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:12,369
YEAH. SO DON'T YOU THINK
ON JUST ONE
OF THOSE PLANETS

425
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:15,139
THAT THERE MIGHT
BE SOME SPECIES--
SMARTER THAN YOU--

426
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,609
THAT WOULD BE CAPABLE
OF BUILDING A SPACESHIP?

427
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,346
STATISTICALLY, I SUPPOSE.

428
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:26,350
MAYBE THERE IS MORE TO THIS
THAN MEETS THE EYE.

429
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,785
THANK YOU, HARRY.

430
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,187
NO.

431
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,255
THANK<i> YOU,</i> DON.

432
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,294
ALIENS, HUH?

433
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,399
AAH!

434
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,701
UHH!

435
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,203
IT'S JUST WHEAT.

436
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,204
JUST WHEAT.

437
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,805
WHAT'S THAT?!

438
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,739
HUH?!

439
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,646
SO, JANET, WHAT DO YOU
CALL THESE THINGS
WE'RE EATING?

440
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,415
PANCAKES.

441
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,217
THESE ARE PANCAKES?

442
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,652
I THOUGHT PANCAKES
WERE BURNT GLOBS OF DOUGH

443
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,188
THAT EXPLODE WITH FLOUR
WHEN YOU BITE INTO THEM,

444
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,256
SALLY.

445
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,657
ME, TOO.

446
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,863
GOOD MORNING, DEAR.

447
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,866
I'M JUST PUTTING
THE FINISHING TOUCHES
ON YOUR LUNCH.

448
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,868
OW, WOW, DICK.
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

449
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,369
I FEEL EVEN WORSE.

450
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,970
WHY? WHAT'S WRONG?

451
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,472
ALL NIGHT LONG,

452
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,341
JANET KEPT TRYING TO TOUCH
MY WACKY PLACE.

453
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,247
I WOUND UP SLEEPING
BEHIND THE TV.

454
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,515
ALL I COULD THINK OF
WAS HOW MUCH I WANTED
TO BE WITH MARY.

455
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,516
SHH!
SHH!

456
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,518
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE
JANET A CHANCE.

457
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,086
I DON'T GOTTA DO NOTHIN'!

458
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,222
JANET.

459
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,256
YES, DEAR.

460
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,257
YOU KNOW THIS WHOLE THING

461
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,292
WHERE I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE YOUR HUSBAND

462
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,560
AND YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE MY WIFE?

463
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,595
OF COURSE.
IT'S NEVER
GONNA WORK OUT.

464
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:48,099
AND THE SOONER
WE FACE UP TO THAT,
THE HAPPIER WE'LL BE.

465
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,333
THERE NOW.

466
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,335
DON'T YOU
FEEL BETTER?

467
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,838
[CRYING]

468
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,339
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

469
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,141
I'M ALL WET!

470
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,342
NO, STOP.
DON'T DO THAT.

471
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,510
NO, STOP! STOP!

472
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,778
I'M LEAKING!

473
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,845
SALLY!

474
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,981
OH, IT'S FINE,
HONEY. IT'S NORMAL.

475
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:07,151
GO DRY YOUR EYES,
AND WE'LL SHOP FOR
SHOES, OK, HONEY?

476
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:10,655
[JANET SOBBING]

477
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,057
YOU CANNOT TALK
TO HER LIKE THAT!
WE'LL ALL GET INCINERATED!

478
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,760
WELL, I THINK
WE ALL LOVE MARY ENOUGH
TO MAKE THAT SACRIFICE.

479
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,227
NO!
NO!
AM I RIGHT?

480
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,428
WH--WH--

481
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,631
WELL, I DO.

482
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,034
OH, MY GOD!

483
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,369
WHAT ARE THESE?

484
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,370
PANCAKES.

485
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:27,471
JANET'S PANCAKES.

486
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,007
THESE ARE PANCAKES?
I THOUGHT PANCAKES WERE--

487
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,041
ME, TOO!

488
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,411
OK?!

489
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,452
HEY, DICK--

490
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,554
IT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

491
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,656
IT LOOKS WONDERFUL!

492
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,560
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
BRING YOUR LUNCH
IN A PICNIC BASKET BEFORE.

493
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,062
WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
IN A THONG BIKINI BEFORE,

494
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,832
BUT THERE'S A FIRST TIME
FOR EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

495
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,901
NO. WHAT DID YOU MAKE?

496
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,402
WHAT DID I MAKE?

497
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,738
W-W-WELL, THAT'S A--
AN EASY ENOUGH, UH,
QUESTION TO ANSWER.

498
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,709
I'LL JUST, UH,
OPEN IT UP
AND SHOW YOU.

499
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,143
PEPPERED DUCK PATé

500
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,644
AND WHEAT CRACKERS,

501
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,482
UH, THAI NOODLES,
HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE-CHUNK
COOKIES.

502
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,017
OH!

503
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,185
A FLOWER?

504
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,686
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR FIANCé

505
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,155
BRINGING YOU
A FLOWER?

506
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,157
OH, THAT'S SWEET.

507
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,658
I'M SORRY, MARY.

508
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,660
I KNOW THAT, UH, LATELY

509
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,663
I-I'VE BEEN ACTING
A LITTLE STRANGE.

510
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,831
LATELY?

511
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,833
OK. FOR THE LAST
FEW MINUTES.

512
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,835
BUT I'M GOING TO
MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

513
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,836
NINA!

514
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,937
YES?

515
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,839
WILL YOU MAKE
A RESERVATION
FOR 2 TONIGHT

516
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,973
AT LA PETITE ORANGE?

517
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,275
LA PETITE ORANGE?

518
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,609
<i> OUI.</i>

519
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,178
WHAT DID HE DO?

520
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,879
NOTHING.

521
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,881
OH, YEAH,
HE DID SOMETHING,
ALL RIGHT.

522
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,383
[SPUTTERS]

523
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,385
ALL I'VE DONE
IS TO LOVE MARY

524
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,620
MORE THAN ANY OTHER
WOMAN IN THIS WORLD.

525
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,622
NO MATTER HOW GOOD
THEIR PANCAKES ARE.

526
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,091
HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT?

527
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,194
YEAH.

528
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,162
HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT?

529
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,296
OH, YEAH.

530
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,334
HAVE YOU EVER DONE<i> THAT?</i>

531
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,708
YEAH.

532
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,310
OH, DICK!

533
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,078
CAN WE DO THIS?

534
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,079
OHH!

535
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,314
NO!

536
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,549
MRS. DUBCEK, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

537
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,384
I'M TALKING
TO YOUR...WIFE.

538
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,387
WELL, I THINK YOU TWO
HAVE TALKED LONG ENOUGH.

539
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,821
JANET, PLEASE!

540
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,725
I CAN GET INTO MY PAJAMAS
IN MY OWN TIME!

541
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,726
YES, DEAR.

542
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,294
YOU KNOW, A WOMAN

543
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,997
DOESN'T HAVE TO PRETEND
THAT SHE'S YOUR WIFE
TO SLEEP OVER,

544
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,832
UNLESS THAT'S WHAT
SPIKES YOUR PUNCH.

545
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,501
JANET, GET OFF ME!

546
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,504
GO MAKE ME
AN ENGLISH MUFFIN PIZZA.

547
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,771
YES, MY LITTLE<i> KREPLACH!</i>

548
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:42,706
OOH!

549
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,277
LISTEN UP, EVERYONE.

550
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,779
I HAVE A PLAN.

551
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,147
I'LL GO GET JANET.

552
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,148
NO, NO!

553
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,050
IT'S A PLAN
TO GET RID OF JANET.

554
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,552
RIGHT. NICE SAVE.

555
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,555
DICK, YOU CAN'T
JUST KICK HER OUT.

556
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,822
I KNOW.

557
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,824
BUT WHAT IF SHE
WANTED TO LEAVE?

558
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,326
SHE DOESN'T
WANT TO LEAVE.

559
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,894
NOT YET. BUT I THINK
I CAN CHANGE THAT.

560
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:04,962
WATCH. WATCH...

561
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,464
AS I BECOME

562
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:10,067
THE MOST OBNOXIOUS,
REPULSIVE CREEP
ANY WOMAN HAS EVER MET.

563
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,237
WOW! THE TRANSFORMATION
IS ASTOUNDING.

564
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,872
I'M IMPRESSED!

565
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,307
I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET!

566
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,442
BUT I MUST START
IMMEDIATELY.

567
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,944
HARRY,
GO PICK UP MARY

568
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,446
AND TAKE HER
TO LA PETITE ORANGE.

569
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,614
HERE'S A 20.

570
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,616
I THINK IT'S GOING
TO COST MORE THAN THAT.

571
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,783
WELL, YOU
WON'T BE EATING.

572
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,852
ALL RIGHTY.

573
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,121
YOUR MINI PIZZA IS READY.

574
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,555
UH, COMING, DEAR.

575
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,093
IT BEGINS.

576
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,697
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