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[RING]
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HELLO.
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UH, NO, YOU HAVE
THE WRONG NUMBER.
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I'M GOING TO TRANSFER
YOU. BUT IF I LOSE YOU,
TRY AGAIN.
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NINA, HOW MANY STUDENTS
HAVE SIGNED UP
FOR MY DEMONSTRATION?
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NONE.
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NONE?!
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OH, WAIT.
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NONE.
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WHAT'S YOUR
DEMONSTRATION ABOUT?
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OH, IT'S A LITTLE EXPERIMENT
I DO EVERY YEAR.
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A FEW STUDENTS
COMMUNICATE WITHOUT WORDS
FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK,
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AND THE REST OF THE CLASS
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LEARNS WHAT
LIFE IN A SOCIETY
WITHOUT LANGUAGE WAS LIKE.
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YOU MEAN LIKE...
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THAT'S GOOD FUN.
NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT?
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I KNOW. YOU'D THINK
KIDS WOULD BE LINED
UP FOR $10 A DAY.
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE SARCASTIC.
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I'D HAVE 50 STUDENTS
LINED UP IF IT WASN'T FOR
THAT DAMN FINANCIAL AID.
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DICK, SOMETHING BIG
HAS HAPPENED.
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IT'S BIG, I TELL YA.
BIG, I SAY.
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"YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
TO SERVE AS A JUROR
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"IN OHIO STATE COURT,
RUTHERFORD, OHIO.
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SUCH SERVICE
IS A PRIVILEGE
AND A DUTY--"
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OH, JURY DUTY?
THROW IT OUT.
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AND IF THEY
CALL YOU ON IT,
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TELL THEM IT WAS
LOST IN THE MAIL.
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THAT IS WHY
THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM
IS IN SUCH A SHAMBLES.
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IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU
WHO ARE TOO APATHETIC
TO SHOW UP.
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YOU THREW YOURS OUT
LAST YEAR.
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WELL, YEAH, I'M NOT
ABOUT TO SERVE ON A JURY
IN THE SUMMERTIME.
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WELL, WINTER, SPRING,
SUMMER, OR FALL,
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ALL THEY
HAVE TO DO IS CALL
AND I'LL BE THERE.
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YES, I WILL.
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WELL, WHAT
A HUGE HONOR.
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A TREMENDOUS
OPPORTUNITY.
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WELL, THANK YOU,
BOYS.
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NO. NO, NOT YOU, DICK.
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ALBRIGHT'S OFFERING
10 BUCKS A DAY FOR
PEOPLE NOT TO TALK.
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ARE YOU
INTERESTED?
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ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S
DOUBLE WHAT SALLY PAYS.
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OHH!
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HI.
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[ENGLISH ACCENT]
HI.
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WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?
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MY THOUGHTS...
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HOW NOBODY
UNDERSTANDS ME,
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HOW UTTERLY ALONE
I AM,
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AND HOW MUCH
IT HURTS ME THAT...
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I DON'T CARE.
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OH, MY GOD! THAT'S
EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.
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I--I'M SALLY.
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I'M SETH.
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SALLY...
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WOULD YOU
BUY ME A SCONE?
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[ENGLISH ACCENT]
I KNOW, SETH.
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I HATE THAT, TOO.
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[COUGHING]
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SALLY, THANK GOD
YOU'RE ALIVE.
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WHAT?
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UH, A TANKER FULL OF MILK
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JACKKNIFED
ON THE INTERSTATE.
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I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT BE IN IT.
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NO, DON, I'M FINE.
I'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY
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PRACTICING MY SMOKING
AND MY ACCENT.
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WELL, THIS TRIP
WAS UNNECESSARY.
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YOU WANT TO
CHECK OUT THE WRECK?
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I'M A COP.
I CAN GET US REAL CLOSE.
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OH, NO, THANKS, DON.
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YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE A WRECK?
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ARE YOU
FEELING ALL RIGHT?
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I'M FINE. I JUST GOT TO
GO MEET THIS GUY SETH.
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YOU KNOW, YOU WOULD
REALLY LIKE HIM.
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SETH?
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I PICKED HIM UP
AT THE COFFEE SHOP.
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HE TALKS KIND OF FUNNY,
BUT HE IS DREAMY.
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HE'S AN ARTIST,
BUT HE'S TORTURED.
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TORTURED, HUH?
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THERE'S A LOT OF THAT
GOING AROUND.
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HE'S SO WONDERFUL.
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YOU KNOW,
I HAVE NEVER FELT
THIS DEPRESSED BEFORE.
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I'M REALLY HAPPY
FOR YOU.
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OH, LOOK AT HIM.
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HOW MUCH MORE GUILTY
CAN YOU GET?
I MEAN, HE'S GOT A GUN.
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THAT'S
THE BAILIFF.
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OH. OH. WELL.
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WHAT ABOUT HIM?
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HIS EXPENSIVE SUIT,
CLUTCHING A BRIEFCASE--
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HE'S A LAWYER.
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OH. WELL,
HIS TURN WILL COME.
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I'VE BEEN SITTING
IN THERE FOR 2 HOURS.
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YOU'D THINK THEY'D
AT LEAST PUT OUT A BUFFET.
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YEAH, I LOST 75 CENTS
IN THAT THING.
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NUTZIT?
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COOL RANCH?
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BARBECUE.
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NO, THANKS.
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MAYBE JUST ONE.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
LISTEN UP.
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WE'RE ABOUT TO START
THE JURY SELECTION PROCESS.
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THE FIRST CASE
ON THE DOCKET
IS A PETTY THEFT.
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MMM...NO.
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I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE MEATY,
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INTERNATIONAL SOFTWARE
PIRACY, PERHAPS,
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OR MAYBE
A TRIPLE HOMICIDE.
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OK.
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JUST LET THE JUDGE KNOW
WHEN YOU FIND SOMETHING
THAT TICKLES YOU.
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OH, WILL DO.
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OH, AND, HEY...
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THANKS.
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HARRY AND TOMMY SOLOMON
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WILL DEMONSTRATE HOW
PRE-VERBAL SOCIETIES
FUNCTIONED.
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FOR THE NEXT 5 DAYS,
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24 HOURS A DAY,
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THEY WILL FUNCTION
WITHOUT WORDS.
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LET US BEGIN.
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THAT MEANS
I'M HUNGRY.
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THAT'S GOOD,
BUT NO TALKING.
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OH!
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[NO AUDIO]
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YOU CAN'T
DO THAT, EITHER.
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OH, NOT THAT, EITHER?
OK, NO MOUTHING.
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OH, SORRY.
ALL RIGHT,
WE GOT IT.
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YEAH, IT'S TOUGH
AT FIRST.
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OK, YES.
ALL RIGHT.
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OH, UM,
OH, UH...
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McHALE'S NAVY.
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YES!
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THIS IS GREAT.
HE GOT IT.
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PEOPLE, WHAT YOU SEE
HERE TODAY IS REAL.
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IT IS NOT A SETUP.
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ONE MORE WORD
OUT OF YOU AND
YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID!
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YOU KNOW,
I HAVE NEVER MET
ANYONE LIKE YOU, SETH.
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MOST GUYS I MEET
HAVE GOALS AND CAREERS.
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NOT YOU.
YOU'RE AN ARTIST.
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ARTIST?!
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HOW CAN I PAINT WHEN
SEAGULLS ARE CHOKING
ON PLASTIC CAN HOLDERS?
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OK, LET'S GO
DOWN TO THE LAKE,
GRAB A 6-PACK OF 'EM,
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AND SET 'EM FREE.
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WHAT'S THE POINT?
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IT'S NOT GOING TO BUY
A LITTLE KID IN APPALACHIA
HIS ASTHMA MEDICINE.
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WE COULD ORGANIZE
A WALKATHON AND GET
THAT KID SOME DOUGH!
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SALLY, I HAVE
A PLAY TO WRITE,
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AND AN ARTIST
LIVES ONLY FOR HIS ART.
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AND HE ONLY WEARS BLACK,
'CAUSE IT GOES
WITH EVERYTHING.
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AND NOTHING.
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WOW.
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Lawyer: SIR,
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN
AN AUTOMOBILE COLLISION?
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UH, NO.
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BUT I AM A COLLEGE
PHYSICS PROFESSOR,
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SO NO MATTER
HOW SOPHISTICATED
THE ANALYSIS GETS,
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UH, I'LL FOLLOW IT.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE EXCUSED.
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EXCUSED TO PREPARE
FOR THE CASE?
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NO, EXCUSED
TO GO SIT IN THE LOBBY
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AND WAIT
FOR THE NEXT CASE.
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EXCUSE ME?
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YOU'RE EXCUSED.
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BUT I'M A PROFESSOR.
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THAT GUY DOESN'T
EVEN HAVE ANY TEETH.
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SIR, DO YOU BELIEVE
EVERYTHING YOU READ
IN THE NEWSPAPERS?
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NO, OF COURSE NOT.
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THANK YOU.
YOU'RE EXCUSED.
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DO YOU BELIEVE
EVERYTHING YOU READ
IN THE NEWSPAPER?
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YES. EVERY LAST WORD.
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THE NEWSPAPER
IS MY BIBLE.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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YOU'RE EXCUSED.
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OK, NOW IT'S PERSONAL.
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THIS CASE INVOLVES
BIG-RIG TRUCKS.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY
FEELINGS ON BIG RIGS?
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YES, OF COURSE.
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I THINK ANYONE
WHO DRIVES ONE
IS GUILTY, RIGHT?
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THANK YOU.
YOU'RE EXCUSED.
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GUILTY OF BRINGING
THE WORLD JOY!
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I LOVE BIG RIGS!
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DO YOU BELIEVE
EVERYTHING YOU READ
IN THE NEWSPAPER?
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YES!
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NO!
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I DON'T KNOW!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO BELIEVE ANYMORE.
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YOU TELL ME WHAT TO
BELIEVE AND I'LL DO IT.
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HE'S GOOD WITH ME.
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ME, TOO.
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OK, MR. SOLOMON,
YOU'RE SEATED ON THE CASE,
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THE STATE
VS. CHRIS FOSTER.
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I'M IN?
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I'M IN?
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I MADE THE CUT!
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I'M ON A JURY!
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FINE. FINE. REPORT
HERE TOMORROW AT 8 A.M.
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8 A.M.
IN THE MORNING?!
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COURT IS
NOW IN SESSION,
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JUDGE HAROLD DEBELKO
PRESIDING IN THE CASE
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THE STATE
VS. CHRIS FOSTER.
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ALL RISE!
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SO WHAT DID THIS
CHRIS FOSTER DO?
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TELEMARKETING FRAUD.
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WELL, HOW WILL
THEY PROVE--
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SHH! WE'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO TALK.
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[THINKING] CHRIS FOSTER,
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN
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WITH THE SALAD OIL HAIR,
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AN ARMANI-CLAD,
PRIVATE-JET-PILOTING
HUCKSTER
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00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:09,807
WHO GETS HIS KICKS
FLYING MOM AND POP
INTO THE POORHOUSE.
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00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:13,611
WELL, FASTEN
YOUR SEAT BELT, FOSTER,
I'M BRINGING YOU DOWN.
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00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,114
DEPLANE.
IT'S JUDGMENT DAY.
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,720
AND THE DEFENDANT
WILL RISE.
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[THINKING]
THAT'S RIGHT. SHOW YOUR
UGLY FACE, YOU FIEND.
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YOUR HONOR.
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00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,227
OH, MY GOD!
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00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:32,130
IT'S THAT NICE MAN
FROM THE VENDING MACHINE.
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10 GUILTY,
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00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,307
11 GUILTY,
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ONCE AGAIN,
ONE NOT GUILTY.
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NOT GUILTY IT IS.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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LOOK, FOSTER
SAID HE WASN'T GUILTY.
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ARE YOU CALLING HIM--
AND HIS ATTORNEY--
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A LIAR?
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YES!
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NOW, LOOK, LET'S JUST
SLOW DOWN A MINUTE,
CAN WE?
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I THINK
WE NEED TO CONSIDER
THE CONSEQUENCES
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00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:06,931
OF WHAT
WE'RE DOING HERE.
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00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,834
CAN YOU LIVE WITH
SENDING THIS MAN TO JAIL
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00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:13,271
CONSIDERING
THE INDISPUTABLE FACT
THAT CHRIS FOSTER...
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IS SO PUDGY AND CUTE?
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HOW PUDGY AND CUTE
THE DEFENDANT IS
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HAS NO BEARING
ON THIS CASE.
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LOOK, THIS MORNING,
NO ONE WAS THIRSTIER FOR
VENGEANCE THAN I WAS.
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00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:29,654
BUT NOW IT'S NOT JUST
A CRIME, IT'S A FACE,
IT'S A PERSON.
233
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,855
AND HE WAS SITTING
RIGHT NEXT TO US.
234
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,324
HE'S GONNA KNOW
WE DID IT.
235
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,860
LOOK, OUR JOB ISN'T
TO SEND HIM TO PRISON.
236
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:40,598
IT'S SIMPLY TO DECIDE
BETWEEN GUILT AND INNOCENCE
BASED ON THE FACTS.
237
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,366
AND THERE
ARE PHONE RECORDS,
CANCELED CHECKS,
238
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,069
AND 8 WITNESSES ALL
SAYING FOSTER DID IT!
239
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,472
WELL, IF HE
STOLE THIS MONEY,
WHAT DID HE DO WITH IT?
240
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,707
HE SUPPORTED A MISTRESS
AND HER CHILD.
241
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,242
WE HEARD THAT TESTIMONY.
242
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,577
LISTEN TO YOU.
243
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,679
IN AN AGE WHEN A MAN
CAN'T EVEN SUPPORT
HIS FAMILY,
244
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,447
THIS MAN SUPPORTED 2.
245
00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:01,052
SEND HIM TO JAIL?
LET'S SEND HIM
TO CONGRESS.
246
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,722
THANKS, JEFF.
247
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:07,524
HEY.
248
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:10,261
DO I, UH, KNOW--JEEZ!
249
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,532
SALLY! MY GOD,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
250
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,866
SETH HAS CONVINCED ME
251
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:19,270
TO REJECT
THE MEDIA'S DEFINITION
OF WHAT A WOMAN IS.
252
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,773
FROM NOW ON,
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME
IN TIGHT JEANS
253
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,241
OR A PUSH-UP BRA
OR THONG UNDERWEAR.
254
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,977
IN FACT, I'M DONE
WITH UNDERWEAR FOR GOOD.
255
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,146
HMM.
256
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,915
WHY?
257
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,918
SETH HELPED ME
SEE WHO I REALLY AM.
258
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,288
[ENGLISH ACCENT]
I'M A DIFFERENT
PERSON NOW.
259
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,856
YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY.
260
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,292
YOU DON'T PAINT A MUSTACHE
ON THE MONA LISA.
261
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,328
YOU DON'T EAT STEAK
ON THANKSGIVING.
262
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,362
AND YOU DON'T
MUCK AROUND WITH SALLY.
263
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:49,100
OFFICER, WHY IS THERE
A BOOT ON MY CAR?
264
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,935
SOME GUYS
GET A PRETTY LADY.
265
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,104
SOME GUYS
GET THE BOOT.
266
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,740
LIFE AIN'T FAIR.
267
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,976
10 HAMBURGERS,
268
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,978
11 HAMBURGERS...
269
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,813
ONE PIZZA.
270
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,317
WHAT? I'M IN THE MOOD
FOR PIZZA.
271
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,220
FINE! LET'S HAVE PIZZA.
272
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,222
AHA! IF YOU
COULD HAVE PIZZA,
273
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,690
COULDN'T YOU
VOTE INNOCENT?
274
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:13,791
NO!
275
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,460
MAYBE YOU'LL
ALL CHANGE YOUR TUNE
276
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,298
WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT
A LITTLE THING CALLED
REASONABLE DOUBT.
277
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,398
WHAT'S THE POINT?
278
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,900
THE POINT IS,
279
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,536
IT'S REASONABLE TO
ASSUME THAT FOSTER
USED THE MONEY
280
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,038
TO PAY FOR
HIS SICK DAUGHTER'S
281
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,806
LIFE-THREATENING
OPERATION.
282
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,007
NO, IT'S NOT.
283
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,509
HE DOESN'T
HAVE A DAUGHTER.
284
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:35,813
IT'S NOT A REASONABLE
DOUBT IF YOU JUST
MAKE THINGS UP.
285
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,683
OH, SO IT'S TRUTH
YOU WANT?
286
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,684
YES.
287
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,851
YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
288
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,186
YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
289
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,788
WELL, I CAN'T
HANDLE THE TRUTH!
290
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,560
ALL RIGHT, SINCE YOU
HAVEN'T REACHED A VERDICT,
291
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,161
THE JUDGE HAS ORDERED
YOU ALL TO SPEND THE NIGHT
292
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,497
SEQUESTERED AT
GARY'S MOTOR LODGE.
293
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,831
[ALL GROAN]
294
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,300
OH, GOOD! WE CAN
USE THE TIME TO GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
295
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,302
[ALL GROAN]
296
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,773
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
297
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,810
HELLO?
298
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,145
PSSST!
299
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,703
[COUGHING]
300
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,806
SALLY,
301
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,141
I WAS SURPRISED
TO HEAR FROM YOU.
302
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,644
[ENGLISH ACCENT]
I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
303
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,648
SETH'S GOT A LOT
OF PARKIN' TICKETS.
304
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,716
TELL THE MAN TO CHILL.
305
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,720
I SEE. WELL,
YOU KNOW WHAT, SALLY?
306
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,222
THIS MAN IS "THE MAN."
307
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,292
YOU THE MAN?
I THE MAN.
308
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,327
WELL, WHY ARE YOU
DOIN' IT?
309
00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,897
BECAUSE,
SALLY, HE, UH,
310
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,933
HE PARKS HIS CAR
SLIGHTLY ASKEW.
311
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:06,971
SOMETIMES IT'S
JUST WEIRD-LOOKING
THE WAY HE PARKS IT.
312
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,405
AND THAT'S A CRIME?
313
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,740
ACCORDING TO
THE LETTER OF THE LAW,
314
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,310
IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY
A CRIME, PER SE.
315
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,145
BUT IT'S
A BIG FAUX PAS.
316
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,648
OH! THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE!
317
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,383
I NEED YOUR HELP.
318
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,951
[ENGLISH ACCENT]
DICK, TRIAL OVER?
319
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,152
ELIZA?
320
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,824
NO. IT'S SALLY.
321
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,327
OH. OH, NO,
THE TRIAL'S NOT OVER.
322
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,762
WE'VE BEEN SEQUESTERED
AT GARY'S MOTOR LODGE.
323
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,097
I'M NO LAW EXPERT,
324
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,633
BUT, UH, IF YOU'VE
BEEN SEQUESTERED,
325
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,334
I DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD BE HERE.
326
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,905
I HAD TO COME.
THEY'RE GONNA CONVICT
THIS POOR GUY CHRIS FOSTER.
327
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,273
OH, COME ON,
HE'S GUILTY!
328
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,741
WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW?
329
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,343
HE'S ON TRIAL,
ISN'T HE?
330
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,879
OH, HE'S GUILTY?
331
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:51,815
GUILTY OF NOT BEING
ABLE TO BUY JUSTICE WITH
SOME HIGH-PRICED LAWYER.
332
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,987
ACTUALLY, HE HAS
A HIGH-PRICED LAWYER.
333
00:15:56,989 --> 00:16:00,558
HE MADE A NICE FORTUNE
SWINDLING PEOPLE.
334
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,559
SO HE IS GUILTY.
335
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,927
WELL, MAYBE HE IS,
336
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,496
BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO BE
THE ONE WHO SENDS HIM AWAY?
337
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,998
I'M THE FINAL BATTER,
338
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,434
JUROR NUMBER 4.
339
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,035
IT'S THE BOTTOM
OF THE NINTH INNING.
THE COUNT IS 11 AND ONE.
340
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,538
FOSTER'S IN
THE PENALTY BOX WAITING
FOR THE 2-MINUTE WARNING.
341
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,041
BUT WHO'S GONNA
BLOW THE WHISTLE ON HIM?
NOT THE UMPIRE!
342
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,310
ME!
343
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,950
DON'T WATCH A LOT OF
BASEBALL, DO YOU, DICK?
344
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,488
WHAT A LOAD OF COBBLERS.
345
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,989
WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
LIEUTENANT?
346
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,090
DON'T CALL ME THAT.
347
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,425
THAT'S NOT
MY THING ANYMORE.
348
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,927
WHEN THE HIGH COMMANDER
HAS A PROBLEM,
349
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,929
HE TURNS TO HIS SECOND
IN COMMAND FOR COUNSEL.
350
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,396
THAT'S
YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
351
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,898
YEAH, WELL,
RESPONSIBILITY
352
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,434
IS JUST
A CHOKE CHAIN
ON YOUR CREATIVE...
353
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,736
DOG!
354
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,238
YOU HAVE A JOB.
355
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,739
YOU TOOK ON
THIS ASSIGNMENT,
356
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,908
AND NOW IT'S
YOUR SWORN DUTY
TO DO IT RIGHT.
357
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,776
[NORMAL VOICE]
OH, JUST LIKE YOU'RE
DOING YOUR SWORN DUTY,
358
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,211
JUROR NUMBER 4?
359
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,018
NOT A WORD!
360
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,054
NOT A WORD!
361
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,632
I THINK
TOMMY IS SAYING,
362
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,469
"GOOD WORK, HARRY.
363
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,639
THIS SHELTER
WILL PROTECT US
FROM FOUL WEATHER."
364
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,143
ALL WITHOUT WORDS.
365
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,747
ALL WITHOUT WORDS.
366
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,650
I THINK HE'S
SAYING HE NEEDS MORE
MASKING TAPE ON TOP.
367
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,420
NO, NO,
THAT'S FOUL WEATHER.
368
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,526
OR--OR MASKING TAPE.
WE'RE ALL LEARNING
TOGETHER.
369
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,640
I THINK
THEY WANT TO INVITE
THE REST OF THE TRIBE
370
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,775
INTO THE SHELTER.
371
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,209
I'LL GO
IN THERE.
372
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,186
I THINK THEY'RE
INVITING YOU, CARYN.
373
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,426
I'M SCARED.
374
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,095
Albright:
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD.
375
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,916
UM, WE'RE GETTING
A LITTLE OFF-TRACK HERE.
376
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,686
THIS IS THE
FIRST EXPERIMENT
I EVER UNDERSTOOD.
377
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,056
GUYS! GUYS!
YOU'RE NOT
COMMUNICATING!
378
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,363
STOP! STOP!
379
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,365
THIS EXPERIMENT
IS OVER!
380
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,270
SHUT UP!
381
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,472
GET OUT!
382
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,773
WHERE'S OUR MONEY?
383
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,344
HERE.
GET OUT!
384
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,179
SO, UM,
385
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,015
YOU WANT TO BOOK US
FOR NEXT SEMESTER?
386
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,215
NO!
387
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,718
WE'LL SEE.
388
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,561
WE, THE JURY--
389
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,995
ALL OF US...
390
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,268
IN FACT, EVERY ONE OF US...
391
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:37,207
FIND THE DEFENDANT
GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS.
392
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,209
DOES THE DEFENSE
WANT THE JURY POLLED?
393
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,545
YES, YOUR HONOR.
394
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:44,048
AS I CALL YOUR NUMBER,
PLEASE ENTER YOUR VERDICT.
395
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,649
JUROR NUMBER ONE.
396
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:46,651
GUILTY.
397
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,818
JUROR NUMBER 2.
GUILTY.
398
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,320
GUILTY.
JUROR NUMBER 3.
399
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,155
JUROR NUMBER 4.
400
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,725
MR. FOSTER,
I'D JUST--
401
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,060
JUROR NUMBER 4.
402
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,228
I'M NOT MAKING
ANY JUDGMENTS--
403
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,730
JUROR NUMBER 4,
HOW DO YOU VOTE?
404
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,199
YOU ARE SO GUILTY,
YOU STUPID MAN!
405
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,905
THERE WAS NO WAY FOR ME
NOT TO CONVICT YOU,
AND I TRIED.
406
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,074
I WAS SO DEDICATED, I SNUCK
OUT OF THE MOTOR LODGE
407
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:13,243
AND TALKED TO MY FRIENDS
AND FAMILY ABOUT THIS CASE.
408
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,746
YOU SPOKE WITH OTHERS
ABOUT THE FACTS
OF THIS CASE
409
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,515
DURING THE DELIBERATION
PROCESS?
410
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,116
YES. TO ANYONE
WHO WOULD LISTEN.
411
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,185
YOUR HONOR, I MOVE
FOR A MISTRIAL.
412
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,353
GRANTED.
413
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,188
[ALL GROAN]
414
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,856
DOES THAT MEAN HE'S
NOT GOING TO JAIL?
415
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,858
NO, THANKS TO YOU,
THERE'S GOING
TO BE A NEW TRIAL.
416
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,527
AM I GONNA
BE ON THE JURY?
417
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,728
NO.
418
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,296
YES!
419
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:39,469
THE JURY SYSTEM IS LIKE
A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE.
420
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,006
JUSTICE ALWAYS DEPENDS
ON FAIR-MINDED HUMANS
421
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:45,142
OUTNUMBERING THE BIGOTS,
FOOLS, AND COWARDS.
422
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,977
YEAH, WHICH ONE
ARE YOU?
423
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,347
FAIR-MINDED COWARD.
424
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:53,150
YEAH. JUSTICE
IS SO MUCH SIMPLER
WHERE WE COME FROM.
425
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,786
OH, YEAH, YOU SIMPLY
HOOK THE SUSPECT
TO THE OLD TRUTH BELT,
426
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:59,457
AND IF HIS TUBE
STAYS PURPLE,
HE'S INNOCENT.
427
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,657
IF IT TURNS BLUE,
HE'S GUILTY.
428
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:01,659
NICE AND CLEAN.
429
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,093
OH, EXCEPT
FOR THOSE TIMES
430
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,594
WHEN IT DOESN'T
CHANGE ALL THE WAY,
431
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,329
AND THEN YOU GET
INTO THOSE ENDLESS
ARGUMENTS ABOUT,
432
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,498
"OOH, I THINK
IT'S MAGENTA."
433
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,800
"NO, THAT
LOOKS LAVENDER."
434
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,836
WELL, I GUESS OUR SYSTEM
ISN'T PERFECT EITHER.
435
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,271
ALL SYSTEMS
ARE CORRUPT.
436
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,339
[SIGHS]
437
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,840
THAT'S RIGHT,
SUNSHINE.
438
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,010
WHAT'S FOR
DINNER, SALLY?
439
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,012
[ENGLISH ACCENT]
WHATEVER YOU
MAKE YOURSELF.
440
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,514
I'M MEETIN' SETH.
441
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:27,084
OH. HAVE A NICE
NIGHT, PRINCESS.
442
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,219
GOD, WHEN
DOES IT END?
443
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,354
AH, IT'S
JUST A PHASE.
444
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:31,588
YEAH, SHE'LL
GROW OUT OF IT.
445
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,156
BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA EAT?
446
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:34,791
[ENGLISH ACCENT]
BANGERS AND MASH,
GUV'NOR.
447
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:40,197
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
448
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,601
SURE IS A RELIEF TO
BE ABLE TO TALK AGAIN.
449
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,137
OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.
450
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,206
YEAH.
451
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,848
YOU KNOW,
DURING THE SILENCE,
452
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,085
I SORT OF NOTICED
HOW GOOD-LOOKING YOU ARE.