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CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE,
PECAN SWIRL ICE CREAM,

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CHOCOLATE-COVERED PRETZELS,

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AND CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS.

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OH, THIS IS
THE BEST DINNER EVER.

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I<i> CAN</i> MAKE
A STEAK.

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WHAT,
OUT OF CHOCOLATE?

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MM! THIS ICE CREAM'S
DELICIOUS.

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ACTUALLY,
IT'S "SINFULLY
DELICIOUS."

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I WOULD GLADLY
GO TO HELL FOR
A PINT OF THIS.

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YEAH.
YEAH.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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SO YOU'RE
TRYING TO TELL ME

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THAT EATING
A PINT OF THAT

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AND KILLING A GUY
ARE EQUALLY BAD?

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NO. ACTUALLY, THERE ARE
DIFFERENT KINDS OF SIN.

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SOME ARE INNOCENT
AND OTHERS QUITE DEADLY.

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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, THE 7 DEADLY SINS.

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I LEARNED ABOUT THEM
AT SCHOOL.

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AH, YES.
7 DEADLY SINS.

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SLEEPY, HAPPY,
DOPEY, AND MURDER.

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NO. NO, MURDER
IS NOT ONE OF THEM,

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BUT I THINK PRIDE IS.

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OH, PRIDE.

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THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE FLAWS
THESE HUMANS HAVE.

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HA HA HA HA!

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PLEASE, DICK.
YOU'RE AS GUILTY
AS ANY HUMAN.

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GIVE ME ONE EXAMPLE.

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YOU THE MAN.
NO, YOU THE MAN.

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NO,
YOU THE MAN.
NO, YOU THE MAN.

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NO,
YOU THE MAN.
NO, YOU THE MAN.

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DAMN IT, HARRY!
I'M THE HIGH
COMMANDER.

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IF I SAY
"YOU THE MAN,"
YOU THE MAN!

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YOU'RE THIS BIG
ANTHROPOLOGIST.

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YOU TELL ME.
WHAT AM I?

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CERTIFIABLE.

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YES. THAT'S
WHAT I AM.

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CERTIFIABLE.

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CERTIFIABLE
AND DAMN PROUD OF IT.

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WELL, IT'S NICE
TO BE BIG.

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DR. HOWARD...

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I AM A MASTERPIECE,

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A PERFECT HUMAN BEING,

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NOT A STRAND OF DNA
OUT OF PLACE.

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YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT
MY ORGANS TO PUT ON DISPLAY.

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OH, MY GOD!

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I'M GORGEOUS!

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I ONLY ASKED
FOR ONE EXAMPLE.

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YOU KNOW SOMETHING...

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PRIDE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE
ONE OF THE 7 DEADLY SINS.

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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
FEELING GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF,

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ESPECIALLY
IF YOU LOOK LIKE ME.

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YOU'RE NOT
THAT GREAT, DICK.

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OH, COME ON!

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TELLING ME I'M NOT GREAT?

55
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THAT SHOULD BE ONE OF THE 7
DEADLY SINS RIGHT THERE.

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WHO'S WITH ME?

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SHUT UP, DICK.

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EVERYTHING IS
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU.

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IT'S REALLY
PISSING ME OFF.

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YOU KNOW, THAT'S ONE OF
THE 7 DEADLY SINS RIGHT THERE.

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PISSING ME OFF?

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NO. ANGER.

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OH, SHUT UP.

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COME ON, OPEN UP.

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AAAH!

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PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER, MAN!

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THANK YOU,
LIEUTENANT.

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WELL, IT STARTED IT.

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DIDN'T I
TELL YOU TO BECOME
THE MODEL STUDENT?

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I DID.
I'VE ACED EVERY TEST.

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THEN WHAT'S
SHE DOING HERE?

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I DON'T KNOW.
I'M BRILLIANT,
NOT CLAIRVOYANT.

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IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK
THAT YOU JUST ONCE
MAKE ME A PROUD FATHER?

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IT'S NOT MY MISSION
TO MAKE YOU PROUD.

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IT IS IF I SAY SO.

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IS NOT!

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SAY IT'S
YOUR MISSION.
NO!

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GO ON. SAY
IT'S YOUR MISSION.

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SAY IT, SAY IT!

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IT'S MY MISSION.

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YOU HAVE SOMETHING
ON YOUR TIE.

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AHA.

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VERY CLEVER.

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YES, I SEE
HOW THAT WORKS.

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YOU HAVE SOMETHING
ON YOUR SHOULDER.

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HA HA HA. I DON'T--

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HELLO, BRAD.

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SALLY.

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I'VE COME
TO CHECK YOUR PHONE.

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WELL, YOU GOT
TO HUMOR THEM.

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HA HA HA!

92
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THIS REDHEAD
CAME IN LAST WEEK.

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I THINK SHE WAS
DRIVING A SUNBIRD.

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SHE OPENED
THAT HOOD--

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[CRUNCH]

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HELLO.

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I'D LIKE MY CAR READY
IN A HALF HOUR.

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I DON'T WANT
A 200% MARKUP ON PARTS,

99
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AND I'D LIKE IT WASHED.

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THANK YOU.

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YOU HEAR THAT,
HIGH COMMANDER?

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SALLY...

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OH...

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I'M SORRY.

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HERE YOU GO, BABY.

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WELL, HE HATED THAT.

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WHEN IS SALLY
GONNA GET BACK
WITH THOSE DIAPERS?

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WHOA, LOOK.

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SOMETHING COMING OUT
OF HIS NOSE AGAIN.

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UGHH. IT'S LIKE
HE'S GOT WETNESS

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COMING OUT OF EVERY
HOLE IN HIS BODY.

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DUMB, WET BABY.

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HEY. HE LIKES IT.

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MAYBE NOT.

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SUDDENLY IT'S
NOT QUITE SO FUNNY

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WHEN I DO IT,
NOW, IS IT?

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YOU KNOW, AS FAR
AS I'M CONCERNED,

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IF ANGER
IS A DEADLY SIN,

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IT'S A HEALTHY
DEADLY SIN.

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IT GETS THINGS
OUT IN THE OPEN.

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AS LONG WE KEEP EVERYTHING
OUT IN THE OPEN,
WE'LL BE FINE.

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[THINKING]
WHY DOES SHE HAVE
A BIGGER ECLAIR THAN I DO?

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[THINKING]
HE'S WEARING
A NEW SWEATER.

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WHY DOES HE GET TO
SPEND ALL THE MONEY
ON CLOTHES?

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[THINKING]
I WISH MY HAIR
WOULD GET THAT LONG.

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[THINKING]
LOOK HOW ENVIOUS
THEY ALL ARE.

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I WISH
I WAS LIKE THAT.

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SO, DICK,
AREN'T YOU
GOING TO ASK ME

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HOW MY DAY WENT?

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GOOD WORK, HARRY.
WELL DONE.

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SALLY...

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JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN INVITED SOMEWHERE

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IS NO REASON NOT TO GO.

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YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT
IS TO MEET THIS MOTHER

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AND STUDY
HER MATERNAL POWER.

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I COULD SEDUCE HER
IF YOU LIKE.

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UH, NO, HARRY.

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TOMMY, HAVE YOU
INFILTRATED
THE GLEE CLUB YET?

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OH, YEAH.
THEY'RE VERY HAPPY.

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THAT'S MY REPORT.

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GOOD WORK, TOMMY.

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W-WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT ME?

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WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

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WELL,
THAT'S MY POINT.

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I MEAN, YOU'RE
THE HIGH COMMANDER,

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AND SHE'S IN CHARGE
OF SECURITY.

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HE'S THE INFORMATION
OFFICER.

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WHAT AM I?

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WELL, YOU'RE--

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YOU'RE HARRY.

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OH, SURE.

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I GOT
THE FANCY TITLE,

153
00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:07,559
BUT WHAT DO I DO?
WHAT AM I GOOD AT?

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UHH...
UH...

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YOU'RE A PAINTER.

156
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OH, YEAH.
I LIKE PAINTING.

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PAINTING! YES.
GREAT. GO, PAINT.

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OK. OFF
TO MY PAINTING.

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JUST YELL
IF YOU NEED ME.

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SURE. WHATEVER.

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OH, DICK.

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THEY SCREWED IT
UP AGAIN!

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DAMN!

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TOMMY.

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DO YOU
EVER DOODLE?

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WHY? WAS I IN
THE BATHROOM TOO LONG?

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I--I CAN'T DOODLE.

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WELL, DICK,
YOU'RE KIND OF OLD.

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OLD?

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PICASSO DOODLED
ON TABLECLOTHS

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LATE
INTO HIS SIXTIES.

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THAT'S DISGUSTING.

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I KNOW.

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I JUST CAN'T DRAW.

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OH! DOODLING. OH.

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IT'S INEXPLICABLE!

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00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:09,521
I, WHO BESTRIDE
THIS WORLD LIKE AN
INTELLECTUAL COLOSSUS,

178
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I, WHO MAKE LESSER MEN
QUIVER IN AWE OF
MY CRANIAL PROWESS,

179
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I, WHO--

180
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I'VE FORGOTTEN MY POINT.

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DICK, I INVENTED
A NEW COLOR.

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I COMBINED
RED AND YELLOW.

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00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:25,202
I CALL IT
REDYELLOW.

184
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CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOW IT
IN ART CLASS.

185
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GREAT.

186
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MIX UP
A WHOLE VAT OF IT.

187
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GO. HOP TO IT...

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YOU IRONICALLY GIFTED
CHOWDER HEAD.

189
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WHY DID I SAY THAT?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

190
00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,518
COULD IT BE--AND
THIS IS JUST A WILD GUESS--

191
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,720
THAT HARRY IS WAY BETTER
AT SOMETHING THAN YOU?

192
00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:43,888
OH, GIVE ME SOME CREDIT.

193
00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:44,889
I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER.

194
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I DON'T ENGAGE
IN PETTY RIVALRY.

195
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,559
LOOK, DICK,

196
00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,161
YOU'RE ACTUALLY
YOUNGER THAN ME, RIGHT?

197
00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,195
RIGHT.

198
00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,330
BUT ON THIS MISSION,
YOU GOT TO BE TALLER.

199
00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:57,168
NOW, DON'T YOU THINK
THAT EATS MY LUNCH
JUST A LITTLE BIT?

200
00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,936
BUT YOU
DON'T SEE ME WHINING.

201
00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,571
SO HOW CAN YOU BE
SO COOL ABOUT IT?

202
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:04,175
'CAUSE I'M OLDER
THAN YOU, LITTLE BUDDY.

203
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:07,812
I NOW ACCEPT
THE FACT THAT I DO NOT
HAVE ARTISTIC TALENT

204
00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,181
LIKE YOU, LIKE HARRY.

205
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:14,919
I KNOW NOW THAT
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE
A PART OF A CLASS LIKE THIS,

206
00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:18,222
BUT DR. ALBRIGHT
HAS MADE ME SEE
THE JOY THAT I CAN TAKE

207
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,024
IN INSPIRING OTHER PEOPLE.

208
00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:23,127
NO, I WILL NEVER
BE AN ARTIST,

209
00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,163
BUT I CAN MAKE
A GREAT SUBJECT.

210
00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:28,767
PREPARE
TO MEET YOUR MUSE!

211
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:43,381
WELL, AS LONG AS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
THE 7 DEADLY SINS,

212
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,950
I HAVE A CONFESSION
TO MAKE.

213
00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:50,988
I AM GUILTY
OF THE DEADLIEST
SIN OF THEM ALL--

214
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:53,058
FALLIN' DOWN.

215
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,347
LIEUTENANT, I
NEED YOUR HELP.

216
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,016
I NEED YOU
TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S FUNNY.

217
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,019
OH, I CAN'T.
I GOTTA GO BUILD
A NEW SHELF.

218
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,154
I RAN OUT OF ROOM
FOR MY SHOES.

219
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,523
THIS IS
MORE IMPORTANT.
IT'S ABOUT ME.

220
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:28,359
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?

221
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,129
WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT
ABOUT A SENSE
OF HUMOR, ANYWAY?

222
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,763
OH, COME ON, TOMMY.

223
00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,099
HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR

224
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:38,103
IS HAVING THE POWER
TO TRANSFORM
SOMEONE'S MOOD,

225
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,837
TO LIFT HIS SPIRIT.

226
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:43,108
YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE
YOU LOVE WHEN SHE
REALLY NEEDS IT.

227
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:48,579
AND I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY
THAT MARY'S BEEN GETTING IT
FROM ANOTHER MAN.

228
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:52,316
DICK, I THINK THIS WHOLE
BEING FUNNY THING
IS JUST INNATE.

229
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,551
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
LIEUTENANT?

230
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,887
WHAT DO I THINK?

231
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,823
I THINK
EITHER YOU GOT IT
OR YOU DON'T.

232
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,191
LOOK WHAT
YOU JUST DID.

233
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,125
WHAT?

234
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,496
LET'S
BE FRIENDS.

235
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,497
LET'S KISS.

236
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,998
I KNOW.
ME, TOO, SWEETIE.

237
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,441
FALLING DOWN
IS NOT A DEADLY SIN.

238
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,575
OHH.

239
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,945
WELL, THAT'S GOOD,
BECAUSE--WHOOP.

240
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:32,156
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
THERE IS NOTHING BETTER
THAN A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE.

241
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,157
NOTHING?

242
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,159
NOPE. NOTHING.

243
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,159
NOTHING?

244
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,028
NOPE. NOTHING.

245
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,030
NOTHING?
NOTHING?
NOTHING?

246
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,298
OH.

247
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,399
OF COURSE.

248
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,978
NO, WAIT.
THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT.

249
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,346
WHAT DID YOU MEAN?

250
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,882
WELL, I MEANT LUST.

251
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,284
WAIT. LUST
IS A DEADLY SIN?

252
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,287
IT IS IF
YOU DO IT RIGHT.

253
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,422
NOT THAT I'D KNOW.

254
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,059
DR. SOLOMON,

255
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,094
TOMMY'S VERY BRIGHT.
NO QUESTION.

256
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,663
UNFORTUNATELY,
TOMMY'S HAVING A LITTLE
TROUBLE FITTING IN.

257
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,664
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
FITTING IN?

258
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,033
EXCUSE ME.

259
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,335
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THE THICKNESS
OF YOUR NECK

260
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,771
AND THE BROADNESS
OF YOUR SHOULDERS

261
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,607
THAT MAKES ME THINK
YOU'D BE AN AGILE HUNTER

262
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:25,076
AND PROVIDE WELL
FOR OUR CHILDREN.

263
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,880
LET ME DO THE SPOON
ONCE, PLEASE?

264
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,281
FINE.

265
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,815
JUST THIS ONCE.

266
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,166
YOU'RE ABOUT
A QUART LOW.

267
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,269
TRY IT LIKE THIS.

268
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:58,843
♪ YOU'LL HEAR ME CALL YOU ♪

269
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:03,014
♪ SINGING THROUGH
THE SUNSHINE ♪

270
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:10,188
♪ SWEET AND CLEAR
AS CAN BE ♪

271
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,124
♪ HERE AM I ♪

272
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,327
♪ COME TO ME ♪

273
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:20,064
♪ HERE AM I,
COME TO ME ♪

274
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,901
♪ HERE AM I,
COME TO ME ♪

275
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:27,538
♪ BALI HAI ♪

276
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,639
AHH.

277
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:35,580
OK, NOW, WHO WOULD
LIKE TO STAND UP
AND TRY IT LIKE THAT?

278
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,848
TOMMY.

279
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,989
YAMS.

280
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,827
OH, I GOT YAMS FOR YA.

281
00:13:57,236 --> 00:14:01,338
DON'T YOU WANT
TO PUT A LITTLE
MINIMARSHMALLOW ON THAT?

282
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:23,454
OHHHHHHH...

283
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,590
OH, DR. ALBRIGHT,

284
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,360
THAT WAS THE GREATEST
30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE.

285
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,831
[AHEM]

286
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,767
[AHEM]

287
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,168
OK.

288
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,870
NEXT SIN?

289
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,206
WHOA. HOLD ON
THERE, FELLA.

290
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,109
YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO BACK TO
THAT LAST SIN SOME MORE?

291
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,677
HEY, DON'T
GET GREEDY, OK?

292
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,879
OH, TH-THAT'S ANOTHER
SIN RIGHT THERE--GREED.

293
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,381
WELL, WE'RE NOT GREEDY.

294
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,784
IN FACT, WE'RE THE MOST
GIVING, UNSELFISH,

295
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,721
THOUGHTFUL GROUP
OF RAGTAG MISFITS

296
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,823
THAT THIS DAMN PLANET
HAS EVER SEEN.

297
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,224
GUYS, I LOVE YOU.

298
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,926
LOVE YOU BACK.

299
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,632
OH, HEY, EXCUSE ME.
IT'S AFTER 6:00.

300
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,566
YOU CAN GIVE
MY CHIPMUNK
THE PAIN SHOT NOW.

301
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,602
DR. SOLOMON,
I WAS GOING TO.

302
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,804
OH, GOOD.
UH, GO AHEAD.

303
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,173
JUST A FEW MINUTES.

304
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,874
WELL, PLEASE,
IT'S AFTER 6:00.
IT'S AFTER 6:00.

305
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,076
I DON'T SEE
WHY HE SHOULD
HAVE THIS PAIN.

306
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,345
SIR, I WILL GET
TO IT IN A MINUTE.

307
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,180
IT'S TIME
FOR HIS SHOT!

308
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,249
YOU UNDERSTAND?
DO SOMETHING!

309
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,085
HE ONLY HAD TO
HOLD OUT UNTIL 6:00,
AND IT'S PAST 6:00.

310
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,153
HE'S IN PAIN.

311
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,554
MY CHIPMUNK IS IN PAIN.

312
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,057
HE NEEDS A SHOT!
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

313
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,492
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BEHAVE.

314
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,828
GIVE MY CHIPMUNK
THE SHOT!

315
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,364
WHERE'D HE GO?

316
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,666
[GASPS]

317
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,934
OH, NO!

318
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,771
HOLD ON, BABY!

319
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,773
NO! SALLY!
YOU CAN'T!

320
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,641
LET ME GO!
I'VE GOT TO SAVE HIM!

321
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,209
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!

322
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:56,113
THAT'S A BOTTOMLESS
BALL PIT OF DEATH!

323
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,783
I DON'T CARE!
THAT'S MY BABY!

324
00:16:58,785 --> 00:16:59,784
NOOOOO!

325
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,719
AAAH!

326
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,523
OHH...OHHHH...

327
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,125
I'VE GOT HIM!

328
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,727
WELL, I WENT
TO THE PET STORE

329
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:10,994
TO BUY YOU
SOME NEW FISH,

330
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,898
AND I SAW THIS
CUTE LITTLE GUY.

331
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,300
OH, DICK, I CAN'T
TAKE CARE OF A DOG.

332
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,670
IF YOU
CAN LOVE A FISH,
YOU CAN LOVE A DOG.

333
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,238
WELL, HE IS
KIND OF CUTE.

334
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,575
COME HERE, BOY.

335
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,377
OH, LOOK AT HIM.

336
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,246
HE LOVES YOU,
MARY.

337
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,680
HE'S SO CUTE.

338
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,551
DON'T RESIST IT.

339
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,254
LET YOURSELF
BE LOVED.

340
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,421
HE NEEDS YOU.

341
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,091
HE NEEDS YOU
HE LOVES YOU!

342
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,025
MARY, HE REALLY
LOVES YOU.

343
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,864
I TELL YA SOMETHING--

344
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:50,368
NOT ONLY ARE WE A CARING,
THOUGHTFUL, GIVING FAMILY,

345
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,004
WE'RE A CARING, THOUGHTFUL,
GIVING FAMILY

346
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:54,138
THAT CAN SING.

347
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,040
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!

348
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,643
♪ WHEN THE MOON
HITS-A YOUR EYE ♪

349
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,879
♪ LIKE A BIG-A PIZZA PIE ♪

350
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,282
♪ THAT'S<i> AMORE</i> ♪

351
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,219
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

352
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,487
<i> BUONA SERA, SIGNORINA.</i>

353
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,423
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

354
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,928
♪ WHEN-A THE WORLD
SEEMS TO SHINE-A ♪

355
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,763
♪ LIKE YOU HAD
TOO MUCH-A WINE ♪

356
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,900
♪ THAT'S<i> AMORE</i> ♪

357
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,071
♪ BELLS WILL RING,
TING-A-LING-A-LING ♪

358
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,339
♪ LING-A-LING-A-LING ♪

359
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,374
♪ AND WE'LL SING<i> VIS... ♪</i>

360
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,311
♪<i> ...TA BELLA</i> ♪

361
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:39,083
♪ HEARTS WILL PLAY,
TIPPY-TIPPY-TAY,
TIPPY-TIPPY-TAY ♪

362
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,686
♪ LIKE A GAY<i> TA... ♪</i>

363
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,021
♪<i> LONTELLA</i> ♪

364
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,657
LONTIBELLA!

365
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,125
♪♪♪

366
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,065
Man: WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON OUT THERE?!

367
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,701
NOTHING, MR. RATNER!

368
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,870
OH, WOULD YOU PLEASE
GET OUT OF HERE

369
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,806
BEFORE SOMEBODY
CALLS THE COPS?

370
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,376
THE COPS, THEY CANNOT
THWART MY PASSION!

371
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,777
I WILL STAND RIGHT HERE

372
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:10,647
TILL A PACK OF WILD DOGS
CHASE ME AWAY!

373
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:12,783
DOGS!

374
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,784
RUN!

375
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,052
AAAH!

376
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,153
♪♪♪

377
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,998
SO WHAT'S
FOR DESSERT?

378
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,866
WELL, UH,
THERE'S STILL STEAK.

379
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,367
YOU DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT?

380
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,535
I CAN NEVER
EAT ENOUGH.

381
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:32,903
THE QUESTION
WAS RHETORICAL, HARRY.

382
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,338
BRING ON THE STEAK!

383
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:39,443
BUT YOU GUYS
MIGHT BE COMMITTING
THE MOST DEADLY OF ALL SINS--

384
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,444
GLUTTONY.

385
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,578
AH, PERHAPS,

386
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:45,016
BUT IT IS ALSO THE MOST
DIABOLICALLY DELICIOUS.

387
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,250
PUT DOWN THE RIBS

388
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,185
AND STEP AWAY
FROM THE PLATTER.

389
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,655
NO.

390
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,656
OK, THEN.

391
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,757
BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE--

392
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,259
IF YOU TAKE ONE BITE
OUT OF THAT,

393
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,661
YOU'RE GONNA
HATE YOURSELF MORE
THAN YOU ALREADY DO.

394
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,130
ARE YOU PREPARED TO FACE
THOSE CONSEQUENCES,
SOLDIER?!

395
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,159
MY PANTS FIT!

396
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,694
I WON THE WAR!

397
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,166
SO YOU LOST WEIGHT?

398
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:12,269
EVEN BETTER.
I BOUGHT BIGGER PANTS.

399
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:19,610
OH, WE SHOULDN'T
HAVE HAD THAT STEAK.

400
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,647
WELL, I THINK WE COVERED
ALL THE DEADLY SINS.

401
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,983
NO. NO, ACTUALLY,
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

402
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:29,587
WELL, I'M TOO MUCH
OF A SLOTH TO THINK OF IT.

403
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,956
WHOA, WAIT.
THAT'S IT.

404
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,490
WHAT, SLOTH?

405
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,659
NO. THINKING.

406
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:41,032
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--

407
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,302
UH, "SEE KEY OPERATOR."

408
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,537
WELL, THAT'S ME.

409
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,372
<i> I'M</i> OPERATING THE KEYS.

410
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,373
ME!

411
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,975
DAMN YOU!

412
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,410
I'M GONNA PRESS CANCEL.

413
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:54,611
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

414
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,680
'CAUSE I'LL DO IT.
I'LL PRESS IT.

415
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,815
START. START.

416
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,749
DAMN YOU!

417
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:07,291
I'M GONNA BEAT YOU WITH
YOUR OWN TONER CARTRIDGE!