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"IT'S SO DREADFUL
TO BE POOR,
SIGHED MEG,
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"LOOKING DOWN
AT HER OLD DRESS.
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"I DON'T THINK IT'S
FAIR FOR SOME GIRLS
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"TO HAVE PLENTY
OF PRETTY THINGS
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"AND OTHER GIRLS
NOTHING AT ALL,
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ADDED LITTLE AMY
WITH AN INJURED
SNIFF."
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[SNIFF]
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HARRY, DO YOU HAVE
TO BE DOING THAT
RIGHT NOW?
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YEAH. I GOT
A 500-WORD BOOK REPORT
DUE FOR NIGHT SCHOOL.
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"IT'S SO DREADFUL
TO BE POOR,
SIGHED--
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ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
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LISTEN,
THE KEY TO STUDYING
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IS FINDING
THE SHORT CUTS,
ALL RIGHT?
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LOOK, LATER
WE'LL GO OUT,
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WE'LL BUY YOU
SOME CLIFF NOTES.
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IT'S LIKE
AN EASY LITTLE
SYNOPSIS, ALL RIGHT?
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IT'LL TAKE YOU
10 MINUTES.
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OOH, WHAT A RELIEF.
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I DON'T MIND READIN'.
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IT'S READIN' BOOKS
THAT I HATE.
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HARRY, WHY AREN'T
YOU STUDYING?
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OH, DON'T WORRY, DICK.
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TOMMY AND I ARE
GOING TO GO OUT LATER
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AND JUST BUY
A BOOK REPORT.
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AH.
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GOOD MAN.
MAKE ME PROUD.
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HEY, DICK, DON'T
FORGET YOUR LUNCH.
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OH, NO, I'M SORRY.
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I'M MEETING
OFFICER DON
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AT THE POLICE
STATION FOR LUNCH.
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OH, MAKE SURE
HE SHOWS YOU THE TANK.
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THE TANK?
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YEAH, BUT
DON'T GET TOO CLOSE,
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OTHERWISE
THE INMATES WILL START
HOOTIN' AND HOLLERIN'
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AND TELLING YOU
THEY LOVE YA.
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OH. I'D BETTER PUT ON
MY NEW TIE.
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WELL, DICK,
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THIS IS IT.
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THE TANK.
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OH. OH,
LOOK AT THEM,
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THEIR DEEP-SET EYES
DARTING WITH
EVIL BRILLIANCE.
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WHAT'D THEY DO, DON?
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WELL, THAT ONE'S
A LOITERER,
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AND THAT GUY
WAS SCREAMING
AT A FIRE HYDRANT.
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YOU, FRESH MEAT,
WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?
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UP YOURS.
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DON'T RILE 'EM UP.
THEY'RE BAD NEWS.
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OH, THIS PLACE
IS SO CREEPY, DON.
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I KNEW
JAILS HAD BARS,
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BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY WERE
SO CONFINING.
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THAT'S
KIND OF THE IDEA.
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DON,
I CAN'T GET OUT.
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DON, HELP ME.
GET ME OUT! DON!
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DICK.
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TURN YOUR HEAD.
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ALL RIGHT,
GET BACK, GET BACK!
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SO, IF HE CAN'T PAY
HIS FINE, HE JUST--
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WELL, HE'LL JUST SIT
THERE FOR A FEW DAYS
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AND THINK
ABOUT WHAT HE'S DONE.
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AND THAT'LL TEACH HIM
THAT JAIL IS A DIRTY,
HORRIBLE PLACE,
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AND HE'LL NEVER
WANT TO RETURN?
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EXACTLY.
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IN FACT, THIS IS
THE FIFTH TIME
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HE'S LEARNED
THAT VERY LESSON.
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THE FIFTH TIME? WHY
DOES HE KEEP COMING BACK?
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AH, IT'S JUST
THE WAY THEY ARE.
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THEN WHAT'S THE POINT
OF THIS PLACE?
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IT'S JUST
A REVOLVING DOOR,
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A HOPELESS HOTEL
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WHOSE RESIDENTS CHECK IN
AND OUT BETWEEN CRIMES.
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AND YOU, DON,
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YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN
A BELLHOP WITH A BADGE.
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I AM NOT.
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HEY, CAN I
GET A CLEAN TOWEL
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AND A WALL STREET
JOURNAL?
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WILL YOU
SHUT UP IN THERE?!
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NOW, LISTEN HERE,
DICK,
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THIS SYSTEM IS
THE ONLY WAY WE'VE GOT
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TO TEACH THESE GUYS
A LESSON.
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WHAT ABOUT GIVING THEM
A LITTLE GUIDANCE?
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00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,049
UH, WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.
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WELL,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
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UNLIKE YOU, I HAPPEN
TO HAVE FAITH
IN THE HUMAN RACE.
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I CAN TAKE ANY ONE
OF THESE MEN,
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REHABILITATE HIM,
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AND MAKE HIM
A PRODUCTIVE
MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
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YOU'RE MAD,
SOLOMON.
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AM I?
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COME ON, YOU, YOU'RE
COMING HOME WITH ME.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:55,334
I'M GOING TO PAY
HIS FINE AND MAKE
HIM WHOLE AGAIN.
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AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
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NOTHING WILL DETER ME
FROM SAVING THIS MAN.
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OK. HIS FINE
IS $1,500.
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00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,208
OOH.
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00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,647
HOW MUCH FOR
THE SKINNY ONE?
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00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:09,714
UH, 750.
98
00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,183
AND THE SHORT HAIR
IN THE CORNER?
99
00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:12,551
EDDIE? 100 BUCKS.
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00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,819
WRAP HIM UP.
I'LL TAKE HIM.
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00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:36,374
WELL, I READ
IN A MAGAZINE
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IT WAS A PROSTHETIC.
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OH, MY GOD, WHAT A MESS.
YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED.
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NO. IT'S JUST PEPPER
ACTING OUT.
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HE HATES IT WHENEVER
I LEAVE THE HOUSE.
106
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AND YOU
PUT UP WITH IT?
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WELL, I DON'T
REALLY GO OUT MUCH.
108
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ALL THIS DOG DOES IS
JUMP ALL OVER YOU
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AND RUIN
YOUR FURNITURE.
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WHY DO YOU KEEP HIM?
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DICK GAVE HIM TO ME.
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AND?
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AND WE'VE BROKEN UP.
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00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,634
SO...
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00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,870
SO THERE'S NO REASON
WHY I SHOULD KEEP
THIS STUPID DOG.
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VERY GOOD.
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COME ON, PEPPER.
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LET'S GO SEE DADDY.
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LOOK, I REALLY
APPRECIATE YOU
PAYING MY FINE
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AND THE SOUP AND
THE 3-PACK OF UNDERPANTS
AND EVERYTHING,
121
00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,923
BUT I BETTER GET GOING.
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NO. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE.
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YOU'RE STAYING
HERE WITH US.
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THANKS, BUT
YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
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THAT'S THE PROBLEM,
EDDIE--
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NO ONE'S
DONE ENOUGH.
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NO ONE'S EVER TAKEN
RESPONSIBILITY
FOR YOU.
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BUT I WILL.
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THIS HOUSE, EDDIE...
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IS A HOUSE OF LOVE.
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BUT BE WARNED--
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IT IS ALSO A HOUSE
OF DISCIPLINE.
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THERE WILL
BE RULES, YES.
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THERE WILL BE A CURFEW.
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HOWEVER, THAT CURFEW
IS 3 A.M.,
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SO IT SHOULDN'T
CRAMP YOUR STYLE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, SALLY, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET EDDIE,
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MY PLAIN OLD
REGULAR FRIEND EDDIE.
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HE'S BEEN IN PRISON.
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OK, BEND OVER.
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SALLY, SALLY,
HE'S A FRIEND.
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HE'S A GUEST.
YOU WILL TREAT HIM
WITH RESPECT.
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DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
145
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HE'S CLEAN.
146
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YEAH. I KNEW
HE WOULD BE.
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WELL, THAT WAS
A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.
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THE BOOKSTORE'S
OUT OF CLIFF NOTES,
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AND YOU
SPEND 2 1/2 HOURS
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CHATTING UP THE GIRL
AT THE VISOR HUT.
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YEAH, WHO HAD
HEARD OF THE BOOK
LITTLE WOMEN.
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OK,
THAT WAS HELPFUL.
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BUT NOW I GOT
TO SPEND ALL NIGHT
READING THE BOOK.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
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WE'LL GO
TO THE VIDEO STORE,
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WE'LL RENT LITTLE WOMEN,
THE MOTION PICTURE,
ALL RIGHT?
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IN 2 HOURS YOU'LL
KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
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OH, HARRY, TOMMY,
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I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET OUR NEW
FRIEND EDDIE.
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HE'S A CRIMINAL.
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WHOA.
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EDDIE, THE BATHROOM
IS RIGHT IN THERE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
TAKE A NICE HOT SHOWER
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AND SCRUB OFF THE STENCH
OF INCARCERATION?
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HE MEANS TO KILL US.
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00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,620
OH, HUSH.
HOW DARE YOU?!
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00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,522
THIS MAN
IS A HUMAN BEING,
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00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:07,759
AND RIGHT NOW
HE'S GIVING ME
SOMETHING TO DO.
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00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,094
DICK, ISN'T THIS
A MAJOR SECURITY
BREACH?
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00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,095
OH, NONSENSE.
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00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,731
IT'S A MAGNIFICENT
EXPERIMENT.
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I INTEND TO PROVE
THAT A NURTURING FAMILY
AND A SOLID ROLE MODEL
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CAN TURN
A MAN'S LIFE AROUND.
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AND WHO WOULD
THAT ROLE MODEL BE?
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YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM,
SASS MOUTH.
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00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:23,942
Mary: DICK?
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00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,945
WELL, MARY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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RETURNING YOUR DOG.
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WELL, PEPPER'S
NOT MY DOG.
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HE WAS A GIFT.
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00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,251
YEAH. A GIFT I DECIDED
I DON'T DESERVE.
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HERE, YOU TAKE HIM.
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00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,155
OH, NO. I--I--I WOULDN'T
DREAM OF TAKING BACK
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A GIFT THAT I GAVE YOU.
185
00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:42,060
WELL, YOU TOOK BACK
THE STEREO YOU GAVE ME.
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00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,829
THAT WAS
SURROUNDSOUND, BABY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,335
YOUR LEASE SAYS ABSOLUTELY,
POSITIVELY NO DOGS.
189
00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,602
WHY, ARE YOU
ALLERGIC?
190
00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,204
NO. I JUST GET NERVOUS.
191
00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,106
YOU KNOW HOW DOGS
LIKE TO DIG?
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00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:58,910
I GOT 6 CATS BURIED
IN THE BACKYARD.
193
00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,279
OH. YOU BETTER
MAKE THAT 5.
194
00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,952
NOT MY PROBLEM.
195
00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,486
NOT MY DOG
ANYMORE.
196
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,587
WE DON'T WANT HIM.
197
00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:10,621
WELL, I'M NOT
TAKING HIM BACK.
198
00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:11,623
OH, NATURALLY.
199
00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,758
NOBODY WANTS
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
200
00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,894
I CAN SEE
THAT YET AGAIN,
IT FALLS UPON ME...
201
00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,898
TO MAKE SALLY
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
202
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,365
OH, GREAT.
203
00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,668
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
THAT MISERABLE CREATURE.
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00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,870
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT ME, AREN'T YOU?
205
00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:27,405
OH, YEAH.
206
00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:36,080
YOU CALL YOURSELF
A CANINE?
207
00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:39,216
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
208
00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,119
WIPE THAT SMIRK
OFF YOUR FACE!
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00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:46,858
FROM NOW ON, WHEN I
SAY BARK, YOU SAY
"HOW LOUD, SIR?"
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00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,361
OR RATHER BARK IT
AS IF TO SAY,
"HOW LOUD, SIR?"
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00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,497
DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME,
PRIVATE TICKBAIT?
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00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,103
AT EASE, SOLDIER.
213
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,772
WOW.
214
00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:04,309
I THINK YOU REALLY
GOT THROUGH TO HIM.
215
00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,943
WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU JUST GOT TO
SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.
216
00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,345
YOU LEAD,
THEY FOLLOW.
217
00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,680
[BARKING]
218
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,883
OH, IT'S THAT
DAMN SQUIRREL AGAIN.
219
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,250
[BARKING]
220
00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,886
DOWN, PEPPER!
221
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,090
WOW!
222
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,392
YOU KNOW, ALBRIGHT,
IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF REALLY--
223
00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,559
[BARKING]
224
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,261
[GLASS BREAKING]
225
00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,630
[BARKING]
226
00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:28,733
SO, UH, WHAT DO
YOU SAY WE JUST
GIVE HIM AWAY?
227
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,135
SOUNDS GOOD.
OK.
228
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:39,043
WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE ENJOYING
YOUR MOVIE, TOMMY.
229
00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:42,313
HEY, IT IS NOT MY FAULT
THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE
LITTLE WOMEN, ALL RIGHT?
230
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:45,583
BUT LOOK, I GOT THE FLY.
231
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,819
WELL, HOW WONDERFUL
FOR YOU.
232
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,988
MEANWHILE, I STILL
HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED--
233
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,657
HEY. THAT GUY'S
HALF FLY.
234
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,831
HEY, ANY CALLS
FOR PEPPER YET?
235
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,832
NO.
236
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,166
WELL, I PUT FLYERS UP
237
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,035
ON EVERY BULLETIN BOARD
ON CAMPUS.
238
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,436
HOW DID YOU
DESCRIBE HIM?
239
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,505
UH, BIG, YELLOW,
AND FREE.
240
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:08,806
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
241
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,141
YES! OK, REMEMBER,
LIE YOUR BUTT OFF.
242
00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:13,444
I AM NOT GOING TO LIE.
243
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,812
HELLO.
244
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,681
YES.
245
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:19,016
WELL, UH, HIS NAME
IS PEPPER.
246
00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,218
HE'S A YELLOW LAB.
247
00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:24,522
HE'S VERY AFFECTIONATE.
248
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:27,792
LOVES PEOPLE.
249
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,961
AH. WELL, FAIR QUESTION.
250
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,131
UM, I'LL BE PERFECTLY
HONEST WITH YOU.
251
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,399
I'M DYING.
252
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,641
THANK YOU FOR GIVING
EDDIE A CHANCE,
MR. WEXLER.
253
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,876
NO PROBLEM.
254
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,011
THERE ARE JUST
A COUPLE OF RULES DOWN HERE
255
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,881
IN THE AUDIO-VISUAL
DEPARTMENT, EDDIE.
256
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,384
YOU START AT 9:00,
YOU GET A 45-MINUTE LUNCH,
257
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,788
AND ALL EQUIPMENT
REQUEST FORMS GO RIGHT HERE.
258
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,890
NOTHING...
259
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,558
NOTHIN'...
260
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,860
GOES OUT
WITHOUT ONE.
261
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:03,894
OH, AND, UH...
262
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:05,296
AND ONE MORE RULE,
EDDIE.
263
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,131
YOU'LL NOTICE
THIS EQUIPMENT
IS CLEARLY MARKED
264
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,933
PROPERTY OF
PENDLETON UNIVERSITY.
265
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,368
IT'S FOR LENDING,
YOU KNOW.
266
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,838
NOT FOR, UM--
FOR STEALING.
267
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,374
YEAH. I GOT IT.
268
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,476
WELL, I'LL LEAVE
YOU FELLAS TO IT.
269
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:22,147
OH, THIS IS
SUCH A PROUD MOMENT
FOR ME, EDDIE.
270
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,817
I'VE PLUCKED YOU
FROM YOUR WRETCHED LIFE
OF RECIDIVISM,
271
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:29,120
GIVEN YOU
GUIDANCE AND SUCCOR,
272
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:35,226
AND MADE YOU APPRECIATE
ONE OF LIFE'S MOST
PRECIOUS GIFTS--
273
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,360
FREEDOM!
274
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,539
[DING]
275
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,107
DINNERTIME!
276
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,680
[CLANGING]
277
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,816
DINNERTIME!
278
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,084
YOU WERE SERIOUS?
279
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,820
YES. NOW CHOP CHOP.
DINNER'S GETTING COLD.
280
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:05,189
BOY, SINCE WHEN
DO WE EAT TOGETHER?
281
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,026
WE'RE GOING TO
SIT DOWN AND SHARE
OUR EVENING MEAL
282
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,361
TO SHOW EDDIE AN EXAMPLE
OF A LOVING FAMILY.
283
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,430
UH, I ALREADY ATE.
SORRY.
284
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,964
YOU'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN
AND EAT AGAIN
285
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,033
IF I HAVE TO
SHOVE THE FOOD
DOWN YOUR THROAT.
286
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,502
NOW GET IN THERE!
287
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,574
LOOK OUT,
HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
288
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,276
All: OH!
289
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,580
EDDIE,
THINK ABOUT THIS.
290
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,914
PUT DOWN THE KNIFE.
291
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,048
YOU DON'T
WANT TO DO THIS.
292
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,717
I DON'T WANT
TO CUT THE CHICKEN?
293
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,553
NOT BEFORE
WE'VE SAID GRACE.
294
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:39,056
WHO'S GOING
TO SAY GRACE? TOMMY,
HOW ABOUT YOU? HMM?
295
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,057
GRACE.
296
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,726
SAY IT.
297
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,163
THANK YOU FOR
THIS SECOND DINNER.
298
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,666
SURE TO BE
AN EXCRUCIATING
AND UNCOMFORTABLE--
299
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,501
AMEN. THANK YOU,
TOMMY.
300
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,170
HEY. WHO STOLE
MY SPOON?
301
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,877
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I FORGOT.
302
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,278
IT'S IN MY POCKET.
303
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,983
SO, UM, HOW WAS
YOUR DAY, SALLY?
304
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,285
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
305
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,122
AS A CONCERNED AND
LOVING FAMILY MEMBER,
306
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,292
I'M NATURALLY INTERESTED
IN HOW YOUR DAY WENT.
307
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,361
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
308
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,396
EDDIE, HOW
WAS YOUR DAY?
309
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,236
WELL, I, UH, CHECKED
A FEW PROJECTORS OUT.
310
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,639
AND THEN
A LITTLE WHILE LATER,
311
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,409
I CHECKED THEM
BACK IN.
312
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:36,447
OH, TALK ABOUT BEING
THROWN IN THE DEEP END
ON YOUR FIRST DAY.
313
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,083
OH, UH, BY THE WAY,
I'LL BE NEEDING THE, UM,
314
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,886
THE OVERHEAD PROJECTOR
FOR MY MORNING CLASS
TOMORROW.
315
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,687
I'D BE HAPPY TO,
BUT I CAN'T.
316
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,990
PROFESSOR GREENWALD
HAS RESERVED IT.
317
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,393
OH, AND IS
PROFESSOR GREENWALD
SERVING YOU CHICKEN?
318
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,628
I DON'T THINK SO. NO.
319
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:54,499
NO, BUT HE
FILLED OUT THE FORM.
RULES IS RULES.
320
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,402
OH, THAT'S FUNNY, COMING
FROM A PROFESSIONAL
RULE-BREAKER.
321
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,170
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
322
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:03,207
WELL, I BELIEVE
IT'S A REFERENCE
TO YOUR LIFE OF CRIME.
323
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,110
LOOK. YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO TOLD ME
TO FOLLOW THE RULES.
324
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,345
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
325
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,512
MAYBE
A LITTLE GRATITUDE.
326
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,814
WELL, I AM GRATEFUL.
327
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,083
THEN SHOW IT TO ME
BY GIVING ME
THAT PROJECTOR!
328
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,083
NO!
329
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:14,619
YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE,
TWO-BIT THUG!
330
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,120
THAT'S IT.
I'M OUTTA HERE!
331
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,555
THAT'S RIGHT, RUN!
332
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,857
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GOOD AT.
GOOD RIDDANCE!
333
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,962
WE OUGHT TO DO THIS
MORE OFTEN.
334
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,266
[CAR TIRES SCREECH]
335
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,449
I ASSURE YOU,
HE GROWS ON YOU!
336
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,384
[CAR TIRES SCREECH]
337
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,458
COME ON, ALBRIGHT,
SAY GOOD-BYE
338
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,860
AND LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE ALREADY.
339
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,829
SO, UH, YOU'RE
GOING TO GIVE HIM
TO SOMEBODY NICE, RIGHT?
340
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,564
WELL, WE'LL GIVE HIM
TO SOMEBODY.
341
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,433
BUT NOT JUST ANYONE.
342
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,202
NO, NOT ANYONE.
343
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,837
THEY GOT TO COME IN HERE
AND HAVE 5 BUCKS.
344
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,442
HE'S IN GOOD HANDS,
DON'T YOU THINK?
345
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,077
YEAH, THE BEST.
346
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,745
YEAH.
347
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,548
IS EDDIE BACK YET?
348
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,883
NO. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
349
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,851
WELL, IF HE SHOWS UP,
TELL HIM HE'S FORGIVEN
350
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,454
AND GIVE HIM A WARM
SUPPORTIVE HUG FOR ME.
351
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,692
YEAH, DICK,
I'LL BE DOING THAT.
352
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,994
JUST A SECOND, GUYS.
I, UH,
353
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,329
LEFT MY NOTEBOOK
IN THE OTHER ROOM.
354
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,235
OH, I'M IN
BIG TROUBLE, TOMMY.
355
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,471
MY STUDY GROUP'S HERE,
I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED
THE FIRST CHAPTER,
356
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,908
AND FOR THIS,
I BLAME YOU.
357
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,444
WELL, THEN THIS IS
A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
RIGHT HERE.
358
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,646
JUST GO IN THERE,
LISTEN TO WHAT
THEY HAVE TO SAY,
359
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:49,847
AND WRITE IT DOWN.
360
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,315
THERE'S YOUR 500 WORDS.
361
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:55,219
LISTEN. WRITE.
GOTCHA.
362
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:03,661
SO, THOSE WOMEN
WERE PRETTY LITTLE,
WEREN'T THEY?
363
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,901
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
364
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,804
WHEN JO WENT TO THE CITY,
365
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,540
MY HEART WENT WITH HER.
366
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,276
HER DREAMS WERE SO PURE.
367
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,980
YEAH, PURELY
SELFISH.
368
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,115
SHE RUNS OFF
TO THE CITY,
369
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,584
LEAVES HER SISTER
OUT IN THE STICKS
370
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,918
WHILE SHE PARTIED.
371
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,588
YEAH, WELL, I READ IT
DIFFERENTLY,
372
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,724
BUT PLEASE. CONTINUE.
373
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,594
DON'T LET HIM CONTINUE.
HE'S STUPID.
374
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:43,434
LITERATURE IS OPEN
TO INTERPRETATION.
375
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,203
HARRY, IT'S GONE!
IT'S GONE!
376
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,270
WHOA! WHAT'S GONE?
377
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,573
THE RAMBLER. IT'S GONE.
AND SO IS EDDIE!
378
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,576
OH! SOMEONE STOLE
THE RAMBLER AND EDDIE!
379
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,445
NO, YOU IDIOT. EDDIE
STOLE THE RAMBLER.
380
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,679
OHHH.
381
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,014
THANK GOD.
382
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,385
YOU WERE SAYING?
383
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,357
OK, LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
384
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,792
YOU BAILED THE GUY
OUT OF JAIL,
385
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:08,926
YOU BROUGHT HIM
INTO YOUR HOME,
386
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,429
GAVE HIM THE KEYS
TO YOUR HOUSE,
TO YOUR CAR,
387
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,365
AND NOW YOU'RE SURPRISED
HE'S STOLEN IT.
388
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,667
OH, SURE,
HINDSIGHT IS 20-20.
389
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,469
UH, WE WOULD
HAVE WARNED YOU, DICK,
390
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,870
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE DID!
391
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,138
I KNOW YOU DID.
392
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,141
I WAS BLINDED
BY THE FERVOR
OF MY FAITH IN MANKIND.
393
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,144
DAMN MY LACK
OF CYNICISM!
394
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,145
HERE'S YOUR MAN, DICK.
395
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,646
OH, DON, THANK GOD!
396
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,414
YEAH, HE THOUGHT
HE COULD GET AWAY WITH IT,
397
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,551
BUT I HUNTED HIM DOWN
LIKE A DOG.
398
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,421
YOU BUMPED INTO ME
AT THE GROCERY STORE.
399
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,056
THAT'S HEARSAY.
400
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,893
OH, I'M
DISAPPOINTED, EDDIE.
401
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,028
YOU STOLE MY CAR,
AND YOU BROKE
MY HEART.
402
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,529
BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S THE WORST
THING OF ALL?
403
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,499
WHAT?
YOU STOLE
MY CAR!
404
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,500
SAYS WHO?
405
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,601
DO YOU WANT A TASTE
OF MY TASER?
406
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,936
WELL, THEN YOU
JUST KEEP TALKING.
407
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,137
COME ON.
WE'RE GOING TO JAIL.
408
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,039
UH, NOT SO FAST.
409
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:58,209
EDDIE, I HOPE YOU'VE
LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON.
410
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,643
I KNOW I HAVE.
411
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:03,614
I GAVE YOU MY TRUST.
I GAVE YOU EVERY
BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
412
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,416
AND HOW DID YOU
REPAY ME?
413
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:09,186
BY TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF MY TRUSTING NATURE
AND BETRAYING ME.
414
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,989
I HOPE YOU FEEL REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, BAD.
415
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:12,990
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
416
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:13,991
OH, EDDIE
STOLE THE CAR.
417
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:14,992
WHICH ONE?
418
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:15,959
THAT CAR.
419
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,704
EDDIE, PLEASE,
YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
420
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:30,341
A MAN MAKES ONE MISTAKE,
AND YOU HOLD IT
AGAINST HIM FOR LIFE?
421
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,742
WORKS FOR YOU.
422
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,078
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR IRONY! EDDIE!
423
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,313
SALLY!
MARY!
424
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,614
DICK, WHERE'S SALLY?
425
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,915
OH, WHO CARES?
426
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,250
EDDIE'S
LEAVING ME.
427
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,384
BUT I--
428
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,486
DOGS! DOGS!
DOGS! DOGS!
429
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,688
AM I THE ONLY ONE
AROUND HERE
430
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,023
WHO UNDERSTANDS
THE PHRASE "NO DOGS"?
431
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,391
WELL, I JUST
HAVE TO FIND SALLY.
432
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,627
I WENT TO THE POUND
TO SEE PEPPER,
BUT HE'S GONE!
433
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,828
WHERE DID THESE TWO
COME FROM?
434
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,862
WELL, THEY
WERE JUST SITTING
435
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,965
IN A COLD, HARD CELL
WITH NO CHEWIES.
436
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,567
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL FORGET ABOUT
THE PROJECTOR THING,
437
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,002
AND YOU FORGET ABOUT
THE FALSE ARRESTS.
438
00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,470
Eddie: NO WAY!
439
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,105
LOOK, EDDIE,
HAVE SOME MORE SOUP.
440
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,173
Eddie:
NO MORE SOUP!
441
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,208
Dick: NO, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S WARM.
442
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:07,478
LIKE YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT
NEW ENGLAND
443
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,847
IN THE 19th
CENTURY!
444
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,015
HEY, COULD YOU
KEEP IT DOWN?
445
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,616
I'M TRYING TO FINISH
MY REPORT OVER HERE.
446
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,619
YOU SHUT UP,
YOU CHEATER.
447
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,055
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. HOW MANY
WORDS DO YOU GOT?
448
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,224
498. I NEED 2 MORE WORDS.
449
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,793
OK, UH...
450
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:23,928
THE END.
451
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,296
GENIUS!
452
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,898
CHEATER!
453
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,867
THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
TOGETHER.
454
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,302
Eddie: THAT'S WHAT
I AM THINKING OF.
455
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,738
ISN'T IT ENOUGH
THAT A BRILLIANT,
COMPASSIONATE MAN
456
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,339
NOW FEELS LIKE A FOOL?
457
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,973
Sally:
ALBRIGHT!
SALLY!
458
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,643
ALBRIGHT,
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
459
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,413
I KNOW. ME, TOO.
I FEEL SO BADLY
ABOUT WHAT WE'VE DONE.
460
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,481
I WENT TO THE POUND
TO FIND PEPPER,
BUT HE'S GONE!
461
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,717
NO, HE'S NOT.
SOLDIER!
462
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,119
PEPPER!
463
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,422
WHY IS THERE
ANOTHER DOG HERE?
464
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,758
MY DOG IS BACK!
465
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,694
OH, MY BOY,
HE MISSED ME.
466
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,802
EDDIE, DID I MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE TO YOUR LIFE?
467
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,871
IS THERE NOTHING THAT
YOU'LL REMEMBER FONDLY?
468
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,707
THE CHICKEN WASN'T BAD.
469
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,809
EDDIE, EDDIE,
IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN
THIS RELEASE FORM,
470
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:13,877
I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
471
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,512
WHAT'S IT FOR?
472
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,914
UH, IT JUST
ABSOLVES US
OF ANY WRONGDOING
473
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,816
IN ARRESTING YOU
FOR NO REASON
474
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,720
AND WITH
NO EVIDENCE.
IT'S STANDARD.
475
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,888
I'LL HAVE
MY LAWYER
LOOK AT IT.
476
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,156
OH!
477
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:35,699
WELL, ALL IN ALL,
I THINK THINGS
WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL.
478
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:36,967
OH, I AGREE.
479
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,070
WE PREPARED EDDIE
NICELY FOR HIS RETURN
TO SOCIETY.
480
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,672
WELL, WE PROVED
HE DIDN'T STEAL
THE CAR.
481
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,274
HE'S GOT TO FEEL
GOOD ABOUT THAT.
482
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,844
WE HAVE NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT.
483
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:50,314
WHAT SAY WE NEVER SPEAK
OF THIS INCIDENT
EVERY AGAIN?
484
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,615
AGREED.
485
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,751
OF COURSE, UNLESS
WE'RE SUBPOENAED.
486
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,219
OH!
487
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,990
IN WHICH CASE,
WE'LL JUST LIE.
488
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,925
YES!
YES!
489
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,431
YOU KNOW, I REALLY FEEL LIKE
I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.
490
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,600
IT'S NOT EASY
TO CHANGE A MAN.
491
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,334
OR A DOG.
YOU KNOW, I FOUND
492
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,704
IT'S VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO TEACH A DOG,
493
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,040
ESPECIALLY AN OLD ONE,
ANYTHING NEW.
494
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,107
YOU KNOW, LIKE A TRICK.
495
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,642
WOW, THAT'S
A GOOD POINT.
496
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,446
OH! YOU GUYS, I GOT
MY BOOK REPORT BACK.
497
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,547
OH, YEAH,
WHAT'D YOU GET?
498
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:25,349
"PLEASE SEE ME."
499
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,419
WELL, WELL,
THERE YOU GO.
500
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,255
SHE WANTS TO
CONGRATULATE YOU
IN PERSON.
501
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,491
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
502
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,950
OH, EDDIE, THAT'S FUNNY,
BUT LET ME OUT.
503
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,818
LIGHTS OUT! LOCK IN!
504
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,755
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505
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,894
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