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SALLY?

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HI, DON.

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GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

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I SAW YOU
BEING INTERVIEWED
ON THE NEWS TODAY.

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THE CAMERA LOVES YOU.

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YEAH. I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON A BIG CASE, SALLY.

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A CASE INVOLVING MURDER.

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MURDER, DON?

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THAT'S RIGHT, SALLY.
MURDER WITH A CAPITAL "M."

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UNLESS IT'S
IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SENTENCE.

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THEN IT'S A SMALL "M."

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YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

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SO, UM, MAYBE YOU WANT
TO GO GET SOME LUNCH?

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WELL, I'M ON DUTY,
AND, UH--

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[BABBLING]

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I'M REAL HUNGRY.

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GREAT.
I'LL GO GET MY COAT.

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Sally: HEY, DON?

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D-AAH!

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HUH? YEAH? WHAT?

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I THOUGHT WE COULD TRY
THAT NEW MEXICAN PLACE.

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OH, YEAH, MEXICAN.

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THAT'S--THAT'S--OH, GOD!

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HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
TOMMY?

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I HAVE TO WRITE
A 20-PAGE HISTORY PAPER
BY TOMORROW.

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OOOH...THAT'S TOUGH.

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OH! OH!
AND ON TOP OF THAT,

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GEORGE CAPISORROS
WAS WAITING FOR ME
AFTER SCHOOL

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TO BEAT ME UP 'CAUSE
I WOULDN'T LET HIM CHEAT
OFF MY ALGEBRA TEST.

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WHOA. SO WHAT DID YOU DO,
HOP THE FENCE AND RUN HOME?

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NO. I KICKED HIS ASS,
BUT, I MEAN,
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

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I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.

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OH, TOMMY, GOOD. I HAVE
AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU.

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WHAT?

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SOME STUDENTS WERE
HANDING OUT THIS LEAFLET

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ON THE CAMPUS.

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IT'S FOR A SECRET UNDERGROUND
PARTY CALLED A RAVE.

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I THINK YOU SHOULD
INVESTIGATE IT.

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NO, DICK. THESE THINGS
ARE LOUD AND HOT.

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EVERYBODY'S
ON SOMETHING.
IT'S NOT FOR ME.

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OH, YOU SOUND LIKE
AN OLD MAN.

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I<i> AM</i> AN OLD MAN.

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OH, YEAH.

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UH-HUH. YOU GUYS
FORGET THAT, HUH.

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I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE.
I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF ACTING LIKE A KID.

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WELL, IT'S NO CAKEWALK
BEING THE DASHING PATRIARCH,
BUT I DEAL WITH IT.

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AT MY AGE,
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
TO DEAL WITH ANYTHING.

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I SHOULD HAVE
NO WORRIES.

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I SHOULD BE CAREFREE.

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OH, I KNOW WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

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YOU WANT A NINTENDO.

52
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NO! I WANT TO RELAX!

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M THROUGH.

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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

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I'M RETIRING
FROM THE MISSION.

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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

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[SPUTTERING]

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OLD GUYS SAY
THE DARNEDEST THINGS.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!

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I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF ANYBODY RETIRING

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IN THE MIDDLE
OF A MISSION BEFORE!

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CAN HE DO THIS?!

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IT HAPPENS.

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BUT IT'S RARE.

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SOMETIMES IT'S UNAVOIDABLE.

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BUT IT HAPPENS.

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BUT IT'S RARE.

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GOD! TOMMY WAS
THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNEW ANYTHING,

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AND HE DIDN'T
KNOW ANYTHING!
WE'RE SCREWED!

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TOMMY WAS A LITTLE TENSE,
THAT'S ALL.

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AND HE SAID SOME THINGS
THAT HE DIDN'T MEAN.

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TRUST ME. HE IS NOT
GOING TO RETIRE.

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HEY, GUYS. LOOK WHAT
I FOUND IN THE BASEMENT.

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HOGANS, EH?

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TOMMY, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

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WELL, ACTUALLY, DICK,
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE.

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AND, YOU KNOW, UH,
THIS WAS NEVER
MY DREAM JOB.

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SO ARE YOU GONNA GO BACK
TO THE HOME PLANET?

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NAH. SO DRAFTY THERE.

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THERE'S THAT FILM
IN THE AIR, YOU KNOW.

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I LIKE IT ON EARTH.

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THERE'S, UH,
WOMEN, GRAVITY.

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IT'S NICE.

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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M GONNA GO TO THE PARK.

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FEED SOME DUCKS.

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IT'S JUST NOT GONNA BE
THE SAME WITHOUT HIM.

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OH, DON'T WORRY.
HE'LL BE BACK.

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I'M SURE GONNA MISS HIM.

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CAN I HAVE HIS JOB?

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I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN
BOTHER TO LECTURE.

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MOST OF MY STUDENTS JUST
COPY THEIR TERM PAPERS

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OUT OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA,
ANYWAY.

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I'M SURE
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

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THIS ONE'S PHOTOCOPIED!

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I SWEAR, SOMETIMES
THIS JOB JUST SUCKS
THE LIFE OUT OF ME.

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DO YOU EVER WONDER
IF MAYBE YOU MADE
A WRONG CHOICE IN LIFE?

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YOU KNOW, WITH YOUR JOB?

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NO! NO.

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I ALWAYS WANTED
TO TEACH HALF-BAKED MORONS
AT A SECOND-RATE UNIVERSITY.

100
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AND HERE YOU ARE.

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HERE I AM.

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BUT I DID HAVE DREAMS
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.

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YOU DID? LIKE WHAT?

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OH, IT-IT'S SILLY.

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NO, NO, NO! TELL ME.

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WELL, WHEN I WAS A KID,
I WANTED TO BE A SINGER.

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YOU KNOW, A TORCH SINGER,

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LIKE PEGGY LEE
OR ELLA FITZGERALD.

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I EVEN HAD A STAGE NAME
PICKED OUT.

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MARLENA ALBRECHT.

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MARLENA...

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A SMOKY ROOM...
A MARTINI IN MY HAND...

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SPOTLIGHT, JUST ME,
CENTER STAGE.

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WITH A HEP CAT
BACKING YOU UP
ON A STANDUP BASS.

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[MIMICKING BASS]

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I'D WEAR GLOVES--
LONG, BLACK GLOVES.

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I'D HAVE AN OPIUM PROBLEM.

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SLAP THAT BASS!

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YOU ARE SOME MESSED-UP
WHITE PEOPLE.

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SALLY?

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Sally: DON?

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AAH!

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I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

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YOU LEFT SO QUICKLY
YESTERDAY.

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WELL, I--I--I GOT A CALL
ON THE, UH, THE, UM,

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THE WALKIE-TALKIE!

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YOU KNOW, ABOUT
THE--THE MURDER THING.

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WOW! YOU WANT
TO GRAB SOME LUNCH?

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OH! SURE! I'LL JUST, UM,
GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR.

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THERE'S...NO REASON
FOR ME NOT TO.

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OH, LOOK--

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WHERE'D IT GO?

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WHERE DID WHAT GO?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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I'LL JUST, UH,
GO GRAB MY SWEATER, OK?

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AAH!

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OH...HARRY. I NEED
SOME INFORMATION.

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WELL, I GOT INFORMATION!

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WHAT?

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ON THIS DAY IN ROCK 'N' ROLL
HISTORY, THE WHO--

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ENOUGH INFORMATION!

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HARRY, I NEED YOU
TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHERE
THE WHO WENT AND WHY.

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NO!

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MARY IS TRUDGING
THROUGH LIFE

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UNDER THE WEIGHT
OF AN UNFULFILLED DREAM,

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AND WE'RE GONNA
MAKE THAT DREAM
COME TRUE FOR HER.

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MMMM...THIS SOUNDS
LIKE IT'S GONNA BE HARD.

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VERY HARD.
TOMMY COULD DO IT
WITH HIS EYES SHUT.

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OK, TAKE THIS DOWN.

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I NEED YOU
TO FIND A PLACE--

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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

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I...NEED...YOU...TO...

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HARRY,
FORGET WRITING IT DOWN.

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JUST MEMORIZE IT.

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I NEED YOU
TO FIND A PLACE--

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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

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I NEED YOU

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TO FIND--

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HARRY,
FORGET MEMORIZING IT.

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JUST LISTEN TO ME,
ALL RIGHT?

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I NEED YOU
TO FIND A PLACE

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WHERE MARY CAN SING
HER LITTLE HEART OUT.

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I DON'T CARE
HOW MANY TOES
YOU HAVE TO STEP ON

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OR HOW MANY ARMS
YOU HAVE TO TWIST.

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YOU MUST NOT TAKE NO
FOR AN ANSWER.

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MARY PERFORMS
SATURDAY NIGHT!
HAVE YOU GOT THAT?

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HARRY?

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OH, I'M SORRY.

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I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT CAKE.

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WHOO...

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QUINCUNX.

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HUH?

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UH, QUINCUNX.

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QUINCUNX?

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YEAH, YOU KNOW--

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AN ARRANGEMENT OF 5 OBJECTS
IN A SQUARE WITH ONE AT EACH
CORNER AND ONE IN THE CENTER.

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QUINCUNX!

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WAIT A SECOND, THERE.

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YOU GONNA
CHALLENGE ME?

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I WOULDN'T CHALLENGE HIM.

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YOU'RE A PRETTY
SMART KID.

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I'M NOT A KID.

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WELL, FINE, FINE.
WHO CARES? SIT DOWN.

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OH. THANK YOU.

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YOU GOT ZEOLITE: Z-E-O--

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I SAW IT!

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HELLO!

189
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CAN I HELP YOU?

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YES! I NEED SOME INFORMATION.
WHO'S THE MANAGER?

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THAT WOULD BE ME.

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AH! WELL, HAVE I GOT
AN ACT FOR YOU.

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A LADY WITH A VOICE
LIKE AN ANGEL.

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SHE'LL KNOCK
YOUR SOCKS OFF,
SHE WILL.

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TERRIFIC.
HEY, HEY!

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AND I'M NOT TAKIN' NO
FOR AN ANSWER.

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NO, GREAT IDEA.

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WE COULD USE SOME
LIVE MUSIC AROUND HERE.

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I'LL TURN OFF THE RADIO.

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HEY! I DIDN'T DRIVE 5 MILES
TO GET SHOT DOWN.

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I SAID IT WAS FINE!

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YOU LISTEN TO ME, CHARLIE!

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I DON'T MAKE PROMISES,

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BUT I'LL BE DAMNED
IF I'M GONNA LET YOU

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STOMP ALL OVER
THIS WOMAN'S DREAMS,
<i> CAPISCE?!</i>

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I--I SAID IT WAS--

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I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU SAID!

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I SAID IT WAS FINE!
I SAID IT WAS FINE!

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<i> GRACIAS, AMIGO.</i>

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THIS...IS THE LOUNGE.

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DOWN THERE, THE TV ROOM.

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WE GET MOVIES EVERY
SUNDAY AND TUESDAY.

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UH-HUH?

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YESTERDAY...
<i> WILLY WONKA.</i>

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OH.

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TOMORROW...
<i> THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE.</i>

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SHELLY WINTERS GOES
SWIMMING IN HER SLIP.

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OOH.

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00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,201
DECENT.

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00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,470
AND HERE'S WHERE
THE GALS PLAY MAHJONG.

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00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,206
WE GOT A LOT OF GALS.

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00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,209
PLUS YOUR CRIBBAGE,
YOUR CANASTA,
AND YOUR BRIDGE.

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OH! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING.

224
00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:14,712
AND THROUGH THERE,
THE CAFETERIA.

225
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3 SQUARE MEALS A DAY.

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NORMAN, MY MAN.

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I'M HOME!

228
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WOW. SO THIS IS
WHERE THEY STORE
ALL THE OLD PEOPLE.

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YOU KNOW,
I LIKE THIS PLACE.

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SOME GUY OUT THERE
JUST CALLED ME "SON."

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GIN.

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GIN.

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OOH! LESTER!

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00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,543
YOU ARE COOKIN'
WITH GAS.

235
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,911
WHAT IS THAT,
2 IN A ROW?

236
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:47,912
YEP.

237
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,914
I OWE YA 55 CENTS,
YA SCOUNDREL.

238
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:50,915
TOMMY.

239
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,149
SALLY!

240
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,552
THIS IS THE ONE
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT,
LESTER.

241
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,421
WAS I RIGHT?
IS SHE BEAUTIFUL?

242
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,089
AND STILL NOT MARRIED.

243
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,157
IT KILLS ME, REALLY.

244
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,026
YOU KNOW,
LESTER'S GRANDSON'S
A PERIODONTIST.

245
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,562
VERY COMFORTABLE.

246
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,063
YOUR DEAL, TOMMY.

247
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,333
OH, I'M GONNA
SIT THIS ONE OUT,

248
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,234
SPEND SOME TIME
WITH MY FAMILY.

249
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,735
UH, NICE
TO MEET Y'ALL,

250
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:13,938
AND, YOU KNOW,
THAT BESS IS
ONE LUCKY LADY.

251
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,940
HEY, DON'T WE KNOW IT.

252
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,441
WE LOVE HER.

253
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,543
[ALL MUMBLING AGREEMENT]

254
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,879
I COULDN'T AGREE
WITH YOU MORE.

255
00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:24,715
WHO'S BESS?

256
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,684
WELL, SHE'S
MY TICKET IN HERE.

257
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:30,054
ANYTIME SOMEONE ASKS,
I JUST SAY I'M VISITING
MY GREAT AUNT BESS.

258
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,422
WHERE DO YOU SLEEP?

259
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,723
WELL, THERE'S A COUPLE
OF EMPTY ROOMS.

260
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,959
AND IF ANYONE HASSLES ME,
I JUST SAY I'M STAYING OVER

261
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,494
TO HELP MY GREAT AUNT BESS.

262
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,930
HEY! ARE THOSE NEW SHOES?

263
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:42,067
OH, YEAH! THE FELLOWS AND I
WENT TO THE OUTLET STORE.

264
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,102
I GOT THESE. 15.99!

265
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,204
I FEEL LIKE
I'M WALKIN' ON AIR.

266
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,673
TOMMY! COME ON IN HERE,
WILL YA, PLEASE?

267
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,908
A WHOLE NEW EPISODE
OF<i> NASH BRIDGES</i>
IS COMIN' ON.

268
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,643
COME ON!
I'M COMIN'.

269
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,645
YOU'RE GONNA MISS
THE WHOLE FIRST PART.
COME ON!

270
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,013
JUST ONE SECOND.

271
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,848
I'M NOT GONNA LOSE
MY SEAT, I'LL TELL YA
RIGHT NOW.

272
00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,885
I'M COMIN', STANLEY!
SHH! I'M GONNA COME!

273
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,886
OH, MY GOD...

274
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,254
SHUT UP, STANLEY!

275
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,092
HE'S VERY...

276
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,594
I'M GONNA GO, THOUGH.

277
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,195
BUT...

278
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,730
YOU GUYS COME BY ANYTIME.

279
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,333
IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
WHEN YOU VISIT.

280
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,641
OH, NINA, HOW'S MY GUEST LIST
COMING FOR SATURDAY NIGHT?

281
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,176
UH, JUDITH
CAN'T MAKE IT,

282
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,444
DR. SUITER
CAN'T MAKE IT,

283
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,612
AND DR. STRUDWICK IS
FLYING TO PHILADELPHIA.

284
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:29,980
WELL, AT LEAST
YOU'LL BE THERE.

285
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,149
WELL, ACTUALLY,

286
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,483
I'M DRIVING
DR. STRUDWICK
TO THE AIRPORT.

287
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,318
NO!
IF HE'LL LET ME.

288
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,255
YOUR LOSS!

289
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,823
OH, UH, SAY, MARY.

290
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,461
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF A LITTLE PLACE CALLED
THE STONEHOUSE?

291
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,664
YOU MEAN THAT RAT HOLE
BY THE HIGHWAY THAT
BURNED DOWN LAST YEAR?

292
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,532
WELL,
THEY'VE REBUILT IT.

293
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,901
YEAH, AND THEN
THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT
CAME IN AND CLOSED IT DOWN.

294
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,903
YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'S THE ONE.

295
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,239
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO TO DINNER THERE
SOME TIME?

296
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,574
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

297
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,110
I READ A REVIEW
THAT SAID

298
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,879
THE FOOD
IS UNIMAGINATIVE
BUT FAIR.

299
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,047
TEMPTED?

300
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,917
A LITTLE.

301
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,456
SALLY?

302
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,457
OH, DON!

303
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,959
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!

304
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,528
I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED
SINCE YOU RAN OUT OF HERE
2 DAYS IN A ROW!

305
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:20,831
I'VE JUST BEEN
A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED,
ANGEL, THAT'S ALL.

306
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:21,999
IS IT SOMETHING I DID?

307
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,601
YOU?! NO, BABY, NO!

308
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,602
GOOD.

309
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,603
IT'S, UH...

310
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,837
IT'S ANOTHER CASE.

311
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:30,008
UH...A ROBBERY.

312
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,444
WHAT DID THE GUY STEAL,
DON?

313
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,445
UH, MONEY.

314
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,847
MONEY FROM A BEAUTIFUL
BANK TELLER--

315
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,816
NOT YOU.

316
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,519
SHE WAS--SHE WAS FOLDING
THIS STACK OF BILLS

317
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,254
BECAUSE
SHE'S A--A TELLER,
YA SEE.

318
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,455
YEAH, I GOT IT.
SHE'S A TELLER.

319
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,724
AND, UH, SO...

320
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,793
WHEN SHE
TURNED HER BACK
FROM THE BILLS,

321
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:54,064
HE JUST...HAD TO...
TOUCH 'EM.

322
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,899
WHY DID HE DO THAT, DON?

323
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:59,270
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE
NEAR HER--VICARIOUSLY,
YOU KNOW?

324
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,273
AND WHEN SHE CAME BACK,
HE WAS SO ASHAMED,

325
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:06,377
THAT HE JUST
SHOVED THE UNDERWEAR
IN HIS POCKET.

326
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,079
THE MONEY! THE MONEY!

327
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,514
HE SHOVED THE MONEY
IN HIS UNDERWEAR.

328
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,783
IN HIS POCKET!

329
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,984
WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO
TO HIM, DON?

330
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,619
I--I--I--I DON'T KNOW.

331
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:16,654
I MEAN,
IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE.

332
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,889
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THAT?

333
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,224
WELL, YOU KNOW ME, DON.

334
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,225
YEAH?

335
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:24,728
I WOULD, UH,
STRING HIM UP BY HIS FEET

336
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:28,632
AND BUST HIS FACE IN
WITH A CHAIN.

337
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,667
THAT'S AN OPTION.

338
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,908
P.A. Announcer:
THE LAWN BOWLING TOURNAMENT

339
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,843
WILL BEGIN IN 15 MINUTES.

340
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:44,648
LAWN BOWLING? I THOUGHT
THAT WAS TUESDAYS.

341
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,318
IT<i> IS</i> TUESDAY.

342
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,119
WHAT HAPPENED TO MONDAY?

343
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,155
MONDAY WAS YESTERDAY.

344
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,561
SO HOW'S YOUR SCAMPI?

345
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,562
UNIMAGINATIVE.

346
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,164
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

347
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,532
BUT I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME.

348
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,869
EXCUSE ME. WHY ARE THERE
SO MANY EMPTY SEATS?

349
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:08,406
SORRY. I SPENT
MY ADVERTISING BUDGET
ON PESTICIDE.

350
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,578
OH, THEY HAVE
LIVE MUSIC!

351
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,080
DICK, THAT'S NEAT.

352
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,515
EXCUSE ME JUST A MOMENT.

353
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,086
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'M PLEASED TO BRING UP
A YOUNG SINGER

354
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,922
WHO'S MAKING
HER STONEHOUSE DEBUT.

355
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,925
WILL YOU PLEASE
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

356
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,696
FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY
MARLENA ALBRECHT!

357
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,139
WASN'T SHE WONDERFUL,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?

358
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,008
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

359
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,986
SALLY?

360
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,322
DON. I DIDN'T
EXPECT TO SEE YOU.

361
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,325
YOU'VE MADE IT
PRETTY CLEAR YOU DON'T
WANT TO BE AROUND ME.

362
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,893
SALLY, THAT'S CRAZY!

363
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,328
BUT YOU'VE BEEN SO COLD!

364
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,897
SALLY, I'M FULL OF GUILT!

365
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,699
AND IT'S EATIN'
AT MY INSIDES LIKE
A BELLYFUL OF SHARKS!

366
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,802
HAVE YOU TRIED BELCHING?

367
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,273
SALLY, SOMETIMES I WISH
I COULD TAKE MY BRAIN
OUT OF MY HEAD

368
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,640
AND RUN IT UNDER THE TAP.

369
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,876
SALLY, I STOLE
YOUR UNDERPANTS!

370
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:24,916
DON, IF YOU
NEEDED UNDERPANTS,

371
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,717
YOU COULD HAVE
JUST ASKED!

372
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,886
I DIDN'T NEED
UNDERPANTS, SALLY!

373
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,954
I TOOK 'EM BECAUSE
I'M WEAK,

374
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,491
BECAUSE I'M PATHETIC,
BECAUSE I'M A MAN.

375
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,560
AND I COULDN'T RESIST
TOUCHING SOMETHING THAT
HAD BEEN SO CLOSE TO YOU.

376
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,429
REALLY?

377
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,830
I'M SO SORRY.

378
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,866
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU,
OF ALL PEOPLE,

379
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,667
WOULD COME
INTO MY HOUSE

380
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,037
AND DO SOMETHING
SO DAMN SWELL!

381
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,140
WHAT?

382
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,609
I THOUGHT WE WERE
ON THE OUTS,

383
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,911
AND THEN YOU GO AND DO
SOMETHING SO CRAZY

384
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,846
AND BRAVE
AND REALLY SWEET!

385
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,617
YOU KNOW WE'RE
TALKING UNDERPANTS HERE.

386
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:03,020
HERE, DON. KEEP 'EM.

387
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,457
AND WHEN
YOU LOOK AT 'EM,
THINK OF ME.

388
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:08,926
OK.

389
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,928
OH, HERE!

390
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,430
TAKE THE BRA!

391
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,034
IT'S A MATCHING SET,
SO...

392
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,305
GOD BLESS YOU!

393
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:29,113
AND TOMORROW WE'LL WORK
ON CHAPTER 7.

394
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:32,416
OH. AND, KEVIN,
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT

395
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:36,420
IF YOU WOULD NOT GIGGLE
EVERY TIME I SAID
<i> HOMO ERECTUS.</i>

396
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,094
[GIGGLING]

397
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,096
MARY...

398
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:49,633
WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T ED SULLIVAN.

399
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,435
WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT?

400
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,603
WHAT HAPPENED?!

401
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:53,604
I WAS JUST TRYING

402
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,439
TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING
YOU NEVER HAD.

403
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,474
AN ANEURYSM?

404
00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:01,678
I JUST WANTED
TO BE THE ONE TO MAKE
YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.

405
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,180
OH, COME ON, DICK.

406
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,515
I COULD HAVE BEEN EITHER
A MEDIOCRE SINGER

407
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,317
OR A DAMN GOOD
COLLEGE PROFESSOR.

408
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,886
I THINK I MADE
THE RIGHT CHOICE.

409
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,020
SING FOR ME.

410
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,021
WHAT?!

411
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,823
SING FOR ME, MARY.

412
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,460
COME ON.
JUST A FEW BARS.

413
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,562
DICK, I HAVE A CLASSROOM
OF STUDENTS WHO ARE GOING
TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE!

414
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,797
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL LOCK THE DOOR.

415
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,866
THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE!
DICK, THIS IS NEITHER
THE TIME NOR THE PLACE

416
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:23,801
TO DO A--

417
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,540
OH, MY.

418
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,041
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

419
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,345
I GIVE YOU
THE GOLDEN TONSILS...

420
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,248
OF MARLENA ALBRECHT.

421
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:45,689
♪ THERE'S A SOMEBODY
I'M LONGING TO SEE ♪

422
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:49,260
♪ I HOPE THAT HE ♪

423
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:53,230
♪ TURNS OUT TO BE ♪

424
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:58,002
♪ SOMEONE WHO'LL WATCH ♪

425
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:04,842
♪ OVER ME ♪

426
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,752
OH! MARY!

427
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,922
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

428
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,123
YOU DID MAKE
THE RIGHT CHOICE.

429
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,267
HEY, HARRY.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

430
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:33,170
OH, TOMMY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT?

431
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,606
UH, WELL, I JUST CAME BY
TO GET MY HIKING BOOTS.

432
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,907
NORMAN AND I WERE GONNA
GO LEAF COLLECTING.

433
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,776
MMM. I'LL GO
GET 'EM FOR YOU.

434
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:39,777
I CAN GET 'EM.

435
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,279
NO! NO! NO!
YOU SIT DOWN.

436
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,116
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE!

437
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,350
HEY, SALLY!

438
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,351
HOW YOU FEELIN'?

439
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,352
I FEEL GREAT.

440
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,420
GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT.

441
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,721
[LOUDLY] YOU WANT
A DRINK OR SOMETHIN'?

442
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,090
UH, UH, NO, THANKS.
WHAT'S GOING ON
AROUND HERE?

443
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,525
OH, NOTHING YOU NEED
TO WORRY ABOUT.
YOU SIT DOWN.

444
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,526
HEY, EVERYBODY.

445
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,760
HEY, DICK.

446
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,396
TOMMY,
HOW YOU FEELIN'?

447
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,230
OH, I FEEL GREAT.
YOU LOOK GREAT.

448
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,799
[LOUDLY] YOU WANT
A DRINK OR SOMETHING?
NO.

449
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,701
HERE ARE YOUR BOOTS,
TOMMY.
OH, THANKS.

450
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,070
[LOUDLY] DO YOU WANT
A DRINK OR SOMETHIN'?

451
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,138
WHAT, DO I LOOK THIRSTY?

452
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,840
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SIT DOWN.

453
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:10,907
FINE!

454
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,109
HEY, TELL US WHAT
HAPPENED WITH ALBRIGHT.

455
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,177
[LOUDLY]
SURE. TOMMY,

456
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,845
WE'RE GONNA GO OUT
ON THE ROOF TO TALK.

457
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,513
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE
THE TELEVISION ON?

458
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:17,514
NO. I'LL JUST COME.

459
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,016
NO, NO.
IT'S MISSION STUFF.

460
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,083
YOU SIT DOWN.

461
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,019
LOOK!<i> WHEEL OF FORTUNE'S</i> ON!

462
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,954
THAT'S ONE OF YOUR PROGRAMS.

463
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,126
YOU KNOW, I LEARNED
SOMETHING TODAY.

464
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,127
WHAT?

465
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,129
EVERY HUMAN BEING
HAS DREAMS,

466
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:35,199
BUT IT TAKES REAL WISDOM
TO KNOW WHICH ONES TO CHASE

467
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,900
AND WHICH ONES TO LET GO.

468
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,335
I MEAN, LOOK AT MARY.

469
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,303
I'D RATHER NOT.

470
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:43,073
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

471
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,841
I WANT BACK.

472
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,543
WELL, I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED EAGLE VISTA.

473
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,112
NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?

474
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:52,083
THEY KEEP THE TV
TOO LOUD, IT'S TOO HOT,
EVERYBODY'S ON DRUGS.

475
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,753
IT'S JUST LIKE A RAVE
BUT WITHOUT THE BABES.

476
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,822
BUT YOU SEEMED TO BE
HAVING SO MUCH FUN.

477
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:01,058
OH, I WAS ATROPHYING.
IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE
AN OLD MAN.

478
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,461
BUT THAT'S
WHAT YOU ARE.
YEAH, BUT
THAT'S NOT HOW I FEEL.

479
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,663
AT LEAST I DIDN'T
UNTIL I RETIRED.

480
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,230
THIS IS WHAT
RETIREMENT DOES TO YOU.

481
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,600
IT MAKES YOU OLD.
DICK, I NEED MY JOB BACK.

482
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,600
CAN HE DO THAT?!

483
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:14,038
IT HAPPENS, BUT IT'S RARE.

484
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,106
BUT IT HAPPENS.

485
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,142
BUT IT'S RARE.

486
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,644
WELCOME BACK, TOMMY.
RESUME YOUR DUTIES.

487
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,645
OH! COOL!

488
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,146
WAIT A SECOND!

489
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,182
BUT I GOT ALL THIS
INFORMATION!

490
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:29,119
THE ZIP CODE FOR WAUKESHA,
WISCONSIN--53186.

491
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,856
GESTATION PERIOD
FOR A WOMBAT FETUS--
30 DAYS.

492
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,423
SHUT UP, HARRY.
SERIOUSLY.

493
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:37,394
IN 1548, SIGISMUND I
OF POLAND DIES,
SUCCEEDED BY--

494
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:40,331
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--

495
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,435
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
DR. ALBRIGHT?

496
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:48,038
I HAVE THE MOST
IMMATURE CLASS!

497
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,974
WE'RE STUDYING
MIOCENE MAN,

498
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,076
AND I'M DISCUSSING
THE MIGRATION OF
<i> HOMO ERECTUS--</i>

499
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,377
[GIGGLING]

500
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,413
EVERY TIME I SAY
<i> HOMO ERECTUS--</i>

501
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,148
[LAUGHING]

502
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,483
THEY LAUGH!

503
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,885
AS IF THERE WERE SOMETHING
FUNNY ABOUT<i> HOMO ERECTUS!</i>

504
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,587
[LAUGHING LOUDLY]

505
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,021
WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT?!

506
00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,923
<i> HOMO ERECTUS</i>
ISN'T A MIOCENE MAN!

507
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,959
HE'S PLEISTOCENE MAN!

508
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,994
[LAUGHING]