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[GRUMBLING]
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DAMN THAT CHANNEL 9
WEATHERMAN!
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WHAT? IT'S NOT RAINING.
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I KNOW. I CUT
THROUGH HIS YARD,
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AND THE SPRINKLERS
WENT OFF.
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CAR WASH AGAIN?
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DO YOU SEE ANY SOAP?
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DR. ALBRIGHT, THEY'RE
HAVING A RECEPTION
FOR THAT NEW PROFESSOR.
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OH. DR. NEESAM.
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MM-HMM. SHOULD I RSVP?
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PLEASE.
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OH, UH,
ME, TOO, NINA.
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DICK, THIS GUY'S
KIND OF A BIG SHOT,
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SO WHEN YOU
MEET HIM, TRY
NOT TO ACT SO...
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BRILLIANT?
NO.
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ATHLETIC?
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UH, WELL--
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GORGEOUS?
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WEIRD.
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WEIRD AS IN SEXY?
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WEIRD AS IN WEIRD.
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OH, SO SUDDENLY
I'M WEIRD.
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NOT SO SUDDENLY, DICK.
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I SAID IT TODAY,
I SAID IT YESTERDAY,
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I SAY IT EVERY DAY.
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OH, I THOUGHT
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THAT WAS JUST
A RUNNING JOKE
WE HAD.
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I'D DO SOMETHING,
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THEN AFTER
THE FIRE TRUCKS LEFT,
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YOU'D LET ME
HAVE IT. HA HA.
ALL IN GOOD FUN.
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DICK,
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY--
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I KNOW
YOU MEAN WELL,
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BUT SOMETIMES
IT'S LIKE BEING AROUND
THE ADDAMS FAMILY.
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WELL...
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I WILL ADMIT THAT
JOHN ADAMS' VIEWS
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OF A STRONG
CENTRAL GOVERNMENT
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MAY HAVE BEEN AHEAD
OF THEIR TIME--
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THAT'S NOT
WHO I MEANT.
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JOHN QUINCY ADAMS?!
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YOU'RE COMPARING ME
TO THAT FREAK SHOW?!
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OH!
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TOMMY, TELL ME
IF THIS MILK TASTES BAD.
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WE'RE KIND OF BUSY
RIGHT NOW, SALLY.
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WE HAVE TO WRITE
ABOUT OUR FAMILY'S
HISTORY FOR CLASS.
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OK. UM...
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MY FAMILY CAME
TO AMERICA IN 1852
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ON A DUTCH SCHOONER.
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HOW ABOUT YOURS?
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WELL, UM,
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MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER,
UH...
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ESCAPED FROM THE NAZIS
THROUGH THE ALPS
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WITH HIS FAMILY
AND THEIR SINGING NANNY.
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UM, TOMMY?
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YEAH?
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THAT'S
THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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AND DON'T THINK
THAT WE'RE NOT SUING!
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HEY.
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DON'T THROW
THAT AWAY.
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OH. WHY,
DO YOU RECYCLE?
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NO.
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I'M TRYING TO GET
INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS
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FOR THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST CAN COLLECTION.
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HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
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SO FAR?
JUST THE ONE.
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OH. AUGUST.
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I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
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TELL ME,
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DO YOU THINK
THAT WE ARE WEIRD?
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WELL, UM...
I DON'T THINK THAT--
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OH, COME ON,
COME ON. I WON'T
BE OFFENDED.
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YOU CAN BE HONEST.
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UM...SOMETIMES...
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YOU CAN BE A LITTLE...
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WEIRD.
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AND YOU'RE A PEDANTIC
LITTLE TWERP!
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NOW GET OUT
OF THE HOUSE!
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY
KEEP SAYING
THAT WE'RE WEIRD?
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JEALOUSY.
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NO, COME ON.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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OUR MISSION IS TO BE
AVERAGE HUMAN BEINGS.
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IS IT POSSIBLE THAT
WE'RE NOT FITTING IN
AS WELL AS WE THINK?
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WELL, DICK, YOU
CAN BE A LITTLE WEIRD.
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YOU'RE THE WEIRDO.
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WEIRD AS IN SEXY?
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YOU'RE BOTH FREAKS.
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OH, YEAH,
COMPARED TO YOU?
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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HEY, HEY.
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ANYBODY GOT A CAN?
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HARRY, TELL ME
IF THIS MILK TASTES BAD.
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Dick: FAMILY MEETING!
FAMILY MEETING!
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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BOOKS. LOTS OF BOOKS.
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WHAT FOR?
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WE'RE NOT FITTING IN.
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APPARENTLY, BEING HUMAN
INVOLVES
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MORE THAN JUST
2 ARMS, 2 LEGS,
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AND THE OCCASIONAL
MAJOR ORIFICE.
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WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS
THE ALMANACS OF MAN.
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STATISTICS ON LIFESTYLES
AND BEHAVIORAL STUDIES.
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WE'VE GOT
TO BECOME COMPLETELY
AVERAGE AMERICANS,
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AND THAT TAKES WORK!
NOW, COME ON,
START READING.
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AH, LOOK!
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IT SAYS
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN
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USES 4.1 POUNDS
OF BUTTER A YEAR.
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ORALLY?
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IT SAYS THAT THE AVERAGE
AMERICAN COMMUTE
IS 22 MINUTES.
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OH, NO.
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I'M ONLY
5 MINUTES
FROM WORK.
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TOMORROW
TAKE THE RIDING MOWER.
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OK.
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STATISTICALLY,
AT LEAST ONE OF US
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SHOULD BE
DIVORCED BY NOW.
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OOH!
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I WANT THAT ONE!
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AND 10% OF US
SHOULD BE GAY.
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THAT'S NOT
WHY WE GOT DIVORCED.
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10% IS
A MINORITY.
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WE'VE GOT
TO GO WITH
THE MAJORITY,
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THE AVERAGE.
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OH. OK.
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THE AVERAGE FAMILY OF 4
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LIVES IN
A 3-BEDROOM RESIDENCE.
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WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO MOVE.
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YOU BETTER
TELL DUBCEK.
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OH, SHE'S
GOING TO BE UPSET.
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NO. I'M SURE
SHE'LL BE FINE.
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MRS. DUBCEK!
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Mrs. Dubcek: WHAT?
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WE'RE MOVING!
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Mrs. Dubcek:
LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
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AND THIS AREA,
WHICH I'VE DESIGNATED "X,"
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IS THE GUEST SUITE,
WHICH OPENS INTO "Y,"
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CREATING A LOVELY AREA
FOR ENTERTAINING: "Z."
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IS IT CABLE-READY?
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DOES THE WALK-IN CLOSET
HAVE AMPLE STORAGE SPACE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'M JUST TELLING YOU:
IT DOES.
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DR. SOLOMON, DOES
THE UNIVERSITY KNOW
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THAT YOU'RE USING
YOUR CLASS TIME
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TO TRY AND SUBLET
YOUR APARTMENT?
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JUST FOR THAT, KAREN,
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YOU'RE GOING TO MISS OUT
ON THIS UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY.
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HOW MUCH
IS THE RENT?
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325 A MONTH.
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COOL!
I'M IN!
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THAT'S LESS
THAN MY MOM CHARGES!
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UH, COME ON IN,
FELLAS.
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WATCH YOUR STEP.
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WELL, THIS IS IT.
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COOL!
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PARTY!
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I WANT
YOU BOYS TO KNOW
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I'M IN BED BY 11:00.
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OH. WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE'LL KEEP IT DOWN.
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NO, I JUST...
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WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
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THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM...
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WELL, I THINK
WE'RE READY.
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GOOD-BYE,
MRS. DUBCEK.
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I BELIEVE IT WAS
MR. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
WHO SAID,
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"PARTING IS
SUCH SWEET SORROW--"
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BYE-BYE NOW.
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WELL, ONWARD
TO A NEW LIFE.
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WOW.
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EVERYTHING'S
SO BEIGE.
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HMM. A PERFECTLY
NEUTRAL COLOR
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FOR PERFECTLY
NEUTRAL LIVING.
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HEY! I'VE SEEN
THIS BEFORE.
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THIS IS
STAIN-RESISTANT
CARPET. LOOK.
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THAT'S
A GOOD PLACE
FOR A CHAIR.
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EVERYTHING'S
FALLING INTO PLACE.
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YEAH, BUT SOMETHING
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ISN'T QUITE RIGHT...
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DOES IT FIT?
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MINE DOES.
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IT FEELS GREAT!
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LOOK OUT!
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[POPPING]
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YOU KNOW,
IT IS AMAZING
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THE ADVANCES
THE SWEDES HAVE MADE
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IN THE SCIENCE
OF FURNITURE,
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ESPECIALLY
CONSIDERING
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THEY HAVE
ONLY ONE KNOWN TOOL.
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THIS STUFF IS GENIUS.
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YOU GUYS,
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LOOK WHAT I GOT!
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AMERICA'S
NUMBER ONE
PAIN RELIEVER,
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AMERICA'S
LEADING CHUNKY
PEANUT BUTTER,
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AND AMERICA'S
FAVORITE MUSTARD
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FOR OVER
50 YEARS.
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HEY, THIS BREAD
IS RECOMMENDED
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BY 4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS
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FOR THEIR PATIENTS
WHO CHEW BREAD.
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GUYS, I HAVE
A DATE WITH MARY.
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WHICH SHIRT LOOKS,
BETTER, THIS ONE...
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OR THIS ONE?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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HI.
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HI. COME IN.
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HI. I'M FLORA.
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AND I'M STEVE.
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I'M DICK.
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HI, DICK.
ARE THOSE
DOCKERS?
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YES, THEY ARE!
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I HAVE
THOSE EXACT PANTS.
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WELL, WE JUST
WANTED TO WELCOME YOU
TO THE BUILDING.
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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BY THE WAY, IS THAT
YOUR RED CONVERTIBLE
PARKED OUTSIDE?
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL BE REPLACING IT SOON
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WITH A MINIVAN OR
A SPORT-UTILITY VEHICLE.
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GOOD CHOICE.
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AND, UH...
YOUR ASSIGNED
PARKING SPOT
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IS G-14.
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AND SO YOU KNOW,
WE DON'T DO LAUNDRY
AFTER 10 P.M.
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WOW. IS EVERYTHING
SO REGIMENTED
AROUND HERE?
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WELL, WE HAVE
A PRETTY ACTIVE
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TENANTS'
ASSOCIATION.
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OH! COULD I JOIN?
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WELL, SURE.
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THERE'S
A MEETING
TONIGHT.
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WE HAVE TO TELL YOU,
WE'RE SO GLAD TO BE RID
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OF THE LAST PEOPLE
WHO LIVED HERE.
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THEY STORED ALL KINDS
OF JUNK ON THEIR BALCONY.
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IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE
SOME NORMAL PEOPLE HERE.
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NORMAL!
NORMAL!
NORMAL!
NORMAL!
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THANK YOU.
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AND YOU, SIR?
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I CAN'T DECIDE.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST
POPULAR DISH?
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WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE
LIKE THE STEAK FAJITAS.
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THEN STEAK FAJITAS
IT IS.
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AND, UH, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE IT COOKED?
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MEDIUM.
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AND THE SAUCE, SIR?
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MEDIUM.
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AND YOUR DRINK?
COLA, MEDIUM.
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NO, WAIT.
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YES, MEDIUM.
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SO, HOW'D YOU
LIKE THE MOVIE?
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IT'S THE NUMBER ONE
MOVIE IN AMERICA.
242
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,432
BUT DID YOU LIKE IT?
243
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,067
IT'S AMERICA'S
FAVORITE MOVIE,
244
00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,135
AND THAT'S
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
245
00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,871
I GUESS IT WAS OK.
246
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,706
2 THUMBS UP.
WAY UP.
247
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,244
I'M HAVING
A NICE TIME.
248
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,245
YOU ARE?
249
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,246
THAT'S TRUE.
250
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,747
YOU'VE NEITHER
SCREAMED NOR CRIED
251
00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,716
ALL EVENING.
252
00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,417
THIS IS CAUSE
FOR A CELEBRATION.
WAITER?
253
00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:23,721
A BOTTLE OF
YOUR MOST AVERAGE
CHAMPAGNE.
254
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,398
OH. HOW'S IT
COMING, HARRY?
255
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,900
WELL, I HAD
A LITTLE TROUBLE.
256
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,769
WE WERE TRYING
TO PUT THE SUPPORT ROD
257
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,604
FROM THE UBEN
258
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:42,707
INTO THE FLORD SLOT,
259
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,475
BUT THAT CRISIS IS PAST.
260
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,976
AH. LOOK AT US.
261
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,778
WE'RE DOING GREAT.
262
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,281
EVERYTHING'S
COMING TOGETHER.
263
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,416
OH, I'M READING
A GREAT JOHN GRISHAM NOVEL.
264
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,918
IT'S ABOUT
A YOUNG SOUTHERN LAWYER
265
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,687
WHO FIGHTS
AN EVIL CORPORATE GIANT.
266
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,122
HEY, MY GRISHAM'S
ABOUT THAT, TOO.
267
00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,090
SO IS MY GRISHAM!
268
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,365
HEY, GUYS.
269
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,633
WHOA.
270
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,638
WHO ARE YOU?
271
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,407
IT'S ME TOMMY.
272
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,410
WELL, YOU CAN'T BE
TOMMY. TOMMY LOOKS
LIKE A GIRL.
273
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,346
OH. NO.
274
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,413
I WENT TO THE MEGACUTS.
275
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,715
WELL, IF YOU'RE TOMMY,
ANSWER ME THIS:
276
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,151
ARE WE, OR
ARE WE NOT ALIENS?
277
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,786
YEAH, DICK, WE ARE.
278
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,322
TOMMY!
279
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,157
AH, THERE'S
MY GRISHAM.
280
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,301
HERE WE GO.
THIS THING--
281
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,302
WHATEVER IT IS--
282
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,637
HAS GOT TO GO.
283
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,639
JUST HAVE THEM
HAUL ALL THIS AWAY.
284
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:48,706
ARE YOU SURE?
285
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,241
YES, NINA, I'M SURE.
286
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,110
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE
ACTING KINDA STRANGE.
287
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,277
ME, STRANGE?
288
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,778
I'M TEXTBOOK NORMAL.
289
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:58,083
IF ANYONE IS STRANGE,
IT'S YOU.
290
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,718
YOU EXERCISE TOO MUCH,
YOU DRIVE A STICK SHIFT,
291
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,852
YOU DRINK ROOT BEER.
292
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,020
OH, AND YOU'RE BLACK.
293
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,658
WHAT'S STRANGE
ABOUT BEING BLACK?
294
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,059
LET'S FACE IT, NINA,
295
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,261
MOST WHITE PEOPLE
AREN'T.
296
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,763
BUT THEY WANT TO BE.
297
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,133
WHAT'S GOING ON?
298
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,267
I'M JUST GETTING RID
299
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,768
OF SOME OF THESE
KOOKY KNICKKNACKS.
300
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,938
WHAT COULD I
HAVE BEEN THINKING?
301
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,040
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK IT'S KIND OF NICE
302
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,909
HAVING PERSONAL TOUCHES
AROUND THE OFFICE.
303
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,644
I WAS THINKING ABOUT GETTING
ONE OF THOSE BIG FICUSES.
304
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:30,314
WHOA, HOLD ON THERE,
COURTNEY LOVE.
305
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,316
THE CIRCUS IS
A FUN PLACE TO VISIT,
306
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,952
BUT YOU DON'T
WANT TO LIVE THERE.
307
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,087
CAN I HAVE
YOUR MR. POTATO HEAD?
308
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,889
SURE.
GO AHEAD.
309
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,023
WEIRDO.
310
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,261
OH, HI, JEFF. THANKS
SO MUCH FOR COMING.
311
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,530
I SUPPOSE
YOU'RE WONDERING
WHY WE ASKED YOU HERE.
312
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,664
YES.
313
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,932
WELL, IS THAT
YOUR DOORMAT?
314
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:49,968
YEAH. SO?
315
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,902
WELL, IT
DOESN'T REALLY GO
316
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,606
WITH THE BUILDING'S
DECOR, NOW, DOES IT?
317
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,175
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
WHAT COLOR
MY DOORMAT IS?
318
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,742
WELL, THERE ARE
2 APPROVED COLORS,
319
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,613
BUT WE HAVEN'T USED
EITHER OF THOSE
NOW, HAVE WE?
320
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,680
NO, BUT
IT'S JUST THAT--
321
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,148
WHAT WERE
WE THINKING?
322
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,016
WERE WE THINKING,
"HMM, I KNOW BETTER
323
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:10,021
THAN THE OTHER
146 TENANTS"?
324
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,625
WELL, I JUST
THOUGHT IT WOULD
GIVE MY PLACE
325
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:14,726
A LITTLE
PERSONALITY.
326
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,961
OH, JEFF!
327
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,796
WE DON'T HAVE ROOM
FOR PERSONALITY
328
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,364
IN THIS COMPLEX.
329
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,733
WHAT WE NEED TO DO
IS ABIDE BY THE RULES
330
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:26,304
WE'VE ALL
AGREED TO, RIGHT?
331
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,405
OK. SO BYE-BYE.
332
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,441
BYE-BYE.
333
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,178
HI, MARJORIE.
334
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,046
COME HERE, SWEETIE.
335
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,082
NOW, IT SEEMS
AS THOUGH WE PUT
336
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:42,120
A LITTLE DRIED FLOWER
WREATH ON OUR DOOR.
337
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,489
WHAT WERE
WE THINKING?
338
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,197
SO, SALLY,
339
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,532
DO YOU LIKE IT HERE?
340
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,066
OH, I LOVE
WILLOW GLEN.
341
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,169
IT'S LIKE NO PLACE
ELSE ON EARTH.
342
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,370
NO...
343
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,874
EXCEPT OAK BRIDGE,
WILLOW BROOK,
AND GLEN BROOK.
344
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,476
I CAN'T REMEMBER
LIFE BEFORE
WILLOW GLEN,
345
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,146
AND I CAN'T IMAGINE
LIFE AFTER IT.
346
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,014
OH! I ALMOST FORGOT.
347
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,716
I GOT YOU
A HOUSEWARMING PRESENT.
348
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,717
[GASPS]
349
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,353
MARY, THANK YOU.
350
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,190
OH, IT'S WONDERFUL!
WHAT IS IT?
351
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,559
IT'S A WIND CHIME.
YOU PUT IT IN THE WINDOW,
352
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,896
AND THE WIND
RUSHES THROUGH IT
AND MAKES A LOVELY SOUND.
353
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,399
SOUND?
354
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,434
AS IN "NOISE"?
355
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,535
YEAH.
356
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,570
WELL, IT'S
FAR TOO PRETTY
357
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,739
TO TAKE OUT
OF THE BOX.
358
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:35,873
I KNOW.
359
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,843
I'LL JUST USE IT
TO STORE
UNDER THE SINK.
360
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,647
OHH!
OHH!
OHH!
361
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,082
JENGA!
JENGA!
JENGA!
362
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,985
THAT WAS GOOD FUN.
363
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,854
SAY, WHO WANTS
TO DO SOMETHING
COMPLETELY CRAZY?
364
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,388
I DO!
I'M GAME!
365
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,924
MARY?
GOD, YES.
366
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,892
LET'S GO GET
SOME FROZEN YOGURT!
367
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,131
COME ON, MARY!
368
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,565
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
IT'S FAT-FREE.
369
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,907
MARY?
370
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:09,908
OH!
371
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,109
HI, DICK.
372
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,144
WELL, WHY
AREN'T YOU WORKING
IN THE OFFICE?
373
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,212
UH...
374
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,380
I--I THOUGHT
I'D SAVE MYSELF THE WALK.
375
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,915
I HAVE ANOTHER CLASS
COMING IN.
376
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:18,916
WHAT, NOW?
377
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,453
UH...IN 3 HOURS.
378
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,555
I HAD
A REALLY GOOD TIME
LAST NIGHT.
379
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,191
IT'S TOO BAD YOU HAD
TO LEAVE SO SUDDENLY,
380
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,527
BUT LEAVING
BOTH YOUR IRON
AND YOUR STOVE ON,
381
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,629
I GUESS THAT CAN
BE PRETTY DANGEROUS.
382
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,766
TAKE YOUR SEATS, PLEASE!
JUST BECAUSE
I'M A LITTLE LATE
383
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,468
DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T
BE READY TO LEARN.
384
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:41,805
NOW...
385
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:44,709
WHO KNOWS THE ANSWER
TO QUESTION NUMBER 4?
386
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,444
WELL, WHO ARE YOU?
387
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,380
I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
388
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,616
OH! YOU MUST
BE DR. NEESAM.
389
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,150
NO. THE ANSWER
I'M LOOKING FOR
390
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,251
IS "MARSUPIAL."
391
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,453
PLEASE CONCENTRATE.
392
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,688
UH, UH,
NO, NO, NO. YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
393
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,723
I'M MARY ALBRIGHT.
THIS IS
DICK SOLOMON.
394
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,225
WE'RE BOTH
PROFESSORS HERE.
395
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,661
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
TAKE MY CLASS.
396
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,895
PLEASE LEAVE.
397
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,431
BUT--BUT THIS
IS HER ROOM.
398
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,998
WELL, THEN YOU
LEAVE ME NO ALTERNATIVE.
399
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,066
I MUST LEAVE.
400
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,068
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.
401
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,574
SO THAT'S
THE UNIVERSITY'S IDEA
402
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,976
OF A HOTSHOT PROFESSOR?
403
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,644
OH, THEY SAY
HE'S QUITE BRILLIANT.
404
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,579
WELL, I SAY
HE'S QUITE WEIRD.
405
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,314
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T
FIT IN AROUND HERE.
406
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,049
NO, NO, NO, NO.
407
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,517
HE'S TOO LOUD,
TOO COLORFUL,
408
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,518
TOO INTERESTING.
409
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,487
EXACTLY. THANK YOU.
410
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,990
COME ON, DICK,
WE COULD USE
411
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,992
A LITTLE
ECCENTRICITY
AROUND HERE.
412
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,759
I MEAN, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE DULL,
413
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,129
DON'T YOU THINK?
414
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,998
A GUY COULD TAKE THAT
PERSONALLY.
415
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,867
EXCUSE ME. IS THIS
THE LADIES' ROOM?
416
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:53,111
WELL, I BELIEVE
THAT IS IT.
417
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,912
AS THEY SAY
IN SWEDEN...
418
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,981
FAHRVERGNUGEN.
419
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,518
HEY, DICK, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HOME?
420
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,587
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE TAKING ALBRIGHT
TO THAT NEW STARBUCKS.
421
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,255
OH, THE ONE
DOWN THE STREET
FROM THE OLD ONE?
422
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,023
NO, THE ONE IN BETWEEN
THE 2 KINKO'S.
423
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,558
OH. ACROSS FROM
THE BARNES & NOBLE?
424
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,793
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHICH STARBUCKS!
425
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,829
SHE CANCELED ON ME.
426
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,597
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL.
427
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,832
WHY WOULDN'T SHE LIKE ME?
428
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,667
YEAH. YOU'RE
JUST LIKE EVERY
OTHER GUY IN TOWN.
429
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,470
YEAH. THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING REMARKABLE
OR DISTINCTIVE ABOUT YOU.
430
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,638
AND YET SHE RESISTS.
431
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,206
BUT YOU'RE
COMPLETELY
HOMOGENIZED!
432
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,341
THERE'S NOTHING
NOT TO LIKE!
433
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,409
HOW MUCH LESS
DOES SHE WANT FROM YOU?
434
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:28,212
WELL, IT IS HER
PROBLEM, 'CAUSE
WE'RE DOING GREAT.
435
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,947
FANTASTIC.
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
436
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,949
I'M COMPLETELY
MISERABLE.
I HATE IT HERE.
437
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,017
KILL ME NOW.
438
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,018
OH, MY.
439
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,055
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
LIKED IT HERE.
440
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,322
WE WERE
JUST SAYING THAT
441
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,791
'CAUSE
WE THOUGHT YOU
LIKED IT HERE.
442
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,993
I DON'T LIKE IT.
I HATE IT!
443
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,494
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT!
444
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,029
I DON'T LIKE IT!
445
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,098
I MISS MY COAT.
I MISS MY GNOME.
446
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,966
WELL, HEY,
I MISS MY HAIR!
447
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,735
THERE'S SOME
THINGS YOU CAN'T
GO BACK ON.
448
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,237
WE HAVE TO TOUGH
THIS OUT. WE DID IT FOR
THE SAKE OF THE MISSION.
449
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,939
NO! THIS
WAS A MISTAKE!
450
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,774
BECOMING MORE AVERAGE
DIDN'T MAKE US
MORE HUMAN!
451
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,076
IT MADE US LESS!
452
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,910
ALL MY BUMPS
AND QUIRKS.
453
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,815
THAT'S WHAT MADE ME
SO DELIGHTFULLY HARRY.
454
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,283
PACK UP, BOYS.
WE'RE GOING HOME!
455
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,051
GOING HOME?! COME ON!
456
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,953
WE JUST GOT
THIS THING TOGETHER!
457
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,427
I'LL BE
IN THE CAR.
458
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,096
HEY, GUYS.
459
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,531
WHAT'S GOING ON?
460
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,002
SALLY, UH...
461
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,904
I'VE, UH...
462
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,675
I'VE MADE
A COMMAND DECISION.
463
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:31,843
WE'RE MOVING BACK.
464
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,077
OH.
465
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,478
IS THAT
WHAT WE'RE DOING?
466
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,779
WE'RE NOT HAPPY,
467
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,815
SO WE'RE JUST GOING
TO BREAK OUR LEASE
AND MOVE?
468
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:38,916
YEAH.
MORE OR LESS.
469
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,118
NO, DICK,
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
470
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,521
YOU SEE, I'M
IN THE MAJORITY NOW.
471
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,489
THERE ARE
MORE OF US THAN
THERE ARE OF YOU,
472
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,658
AND THAT
MAKES US RIGHT.
473
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,794
I'M A MEMBER
OF A COMMUNITY,
474
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,395
A COMMUNITY
THAT EMBRACES
475
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,498
WHOLESOME
AMERICAN VALUES.
476
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,100
AND IF
YOU CROSS US...
477
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,902
WE WILL DESTROY YOU.
478
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,904
[ALL GASP]
479
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,674
NOW, IF
YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
480
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,444
I SPOTTED
A MEZUZAH ON 2-C.
481
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,288
AND CLEARLY,
THE OVERSIZE
DOOR KNOCKER ON 6-B
482
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,857
WILL SET
AN UNFORTUNATE
PRECEDENT,
483
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,826
SO I THINK
IT BEHOOVES ALL OF US
484
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,527
TO NIP THIS PROBLEM
IN THE BUD.
485
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,595
HEAR, HEAR!
YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.
486
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,297
GREAT. OK,
THE NEXT ORDER
OF BUSINESS IS--
487
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,534
[TINKLING]
488
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,535
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
489
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,669
OH, UH...
490
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,071
I PUT UP
MARY'S WIND CHIMES.
491
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,406
"WIND CHIMES"?
492
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,008
OH, WE DON'T
DO THAT HERE.
493
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,709
NO, WE DO NOT,
FLORA.
494
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,179
DR. SOLOMON,
TAKE THOSE DOWN
RIGHT AWAY.
495
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,513
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
496
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,514
[MOTOR RUNNING]
497
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,448
OK--
498
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,452
IS THAT
A LEAF BLOWER?
499
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,620
DIESEL.
500
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,622
WELL, YOU CAN'T RUN
A LEAF BLOWER HERE!
501
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,324
OH, TELL ME
ABOUT IT.
[WOOF WOOF]
502
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,092
IT SCARED THE HELL
OUT OF TOMMY'S DOG.
503
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,728
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
504
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,530
OH, IT'S OK, BOY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
505
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,298
LET ME TELL YOU,
WHEN HE GETS SCARED,
506
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,600
HE'S NO FRIEND
OF CARPET.
507
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,102
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
508
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,038
YOU SOLOMONS HAVE
BEEN HORRIBLE TENANTS!
509
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,341
I CALL FOR AN EMERGENCY
EVICTION VOTE!
510
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,710
I SECOND THE MOTION!
ALL IN FAVOR.
511
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,079
WELL, THEN IT'S
UNANIMOUS. BYE-BYE.
512
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,582
OK, THE NEXT ORDER
OF BUSINESS WOULD BE
THE HEDGE COMMITTEE--
513
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,583
SALLY.
514
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,884
UH, YES, STEVE?
515
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,252
YOU LIVE WITH THEM.
516
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,653
UH-HUH.
517
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,356
OH. UM...WELL,
518
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,957
CAN I MOVE IN
WITH YOU?
519
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,125
NOPE.
520
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,460
BUT I'M ONE
OF YOU.
521
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,461
NO.
522
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,729
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.
523
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,231
COME ON, SALLY,
IT'S TIME.
NO.
524
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,498
OH! OH!
COME ON, DEAR.
525
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,033
BUT I DON'T
WANT TO GO!
526
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,034
WITHOUT ME,
527
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,003
THIS PLACE IS
GOING TO BE COLORFUL
528
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,304
AND--AND PRETTY
W-WITH LITTLE CRITTERS
529
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:44,141
AND BIRDIES TWEETING
ALL OVER THE PLACE!
530
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,809
YOU'LL REGRET THIS!
531
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,215
BECOMING AVERAGE
WAS INTERESTING,
532
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,783
BUT ONCE
WE GOT THERE,
533
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,385
IT WASN'T
INTERESTING AT ALL.
534
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,753
YEAH. I MEAN,
535
00:20:55,755 --> 00:21:00,090
THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WEREN'T WEIRD
WERE SO...WEIRD.
536
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,260
THEN I BECAME LIKE THEM,
WHICH WAS REALLY WEIRD.
537
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,662
WELL,
LIVE AND LEARN.
538
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,398
WE'RE BACK TO
OUR NORMAL SELVES.
539
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,233
[CLEARS THROAT]
540
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,136
EXCEPT FOR TOMMY,
WHO HAS A LITTLE COUGH.
541
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,004
OTHERWISE,
EVERYTHING'S
AS IT SHOULD BE.
542
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,373
AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?
543
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,940
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, SURE.
544
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,743
YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
545
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:19,744
I'M TURNING IN.
546
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:20,911
YEAH,
ME, TOO.
547
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,913
WHICH ONE OF YOU
GUYS IS BUNKING
DOWN WITH ME?
548
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,148
THAT WOULD BE ME.
549
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,616
WELL, DON'T
HOG THE BLANKETS
550
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,484
BECAUSE I SLEEP
IN THE NUDE.
551
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:28,986
THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA!
552
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,755
I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO
TRY THAT.
553
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,625
YOU GUYS WANT
TO CRASH IN MY VAN?
554
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,960
YEAH.
YEAH.
555
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,564
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556
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,770
[BUZZ]
557
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,607
[BUZZING]
558
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,509
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
559
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:53,843
[BUZZING APPROACHING]
560
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,913
WHOOOO WHOO-HOO-HOO!
561
00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:58,982
OH, HO HO!
562
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:02,319
OH, MARY, THERE'S
NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS!
563
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,793
HE'S BAAAACK.