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GOOD MORNING, ALL!
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GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.
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HEY, YOU'RE WEARING
YOUR LUCKY TIE.
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WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
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OH, NO OCCASION, REALLY.
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THIS HOTSHOT VISITING
PROFESSOR, DR. NEESAM,
ARRIVES TODAY.
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THE DEAN ASKED ME
TO SHOW HIM AROUND,
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SO I WANT TO LOOK MY BEST,
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JUST TO LET HIM KNOW
THAT HE'S ON MY TURF.
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST DROP YOUR PANTS
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AND SPRAY
ALL THE CORNERS?
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THAT'S WHAT CATS DO.
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THEY DO?
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I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
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WELL, WHATEVER YOU DO,
COME BACK EARLY.
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I NEED THE CAR TONIGHT.
I GOT A DATE, ALL RIGHT?
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OOH, SALLY.
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ABOUT THAT, HE CALLED.
HE'S NOT COMING.
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WHAT? WHY?!
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HE SAID
HE'S AFRAID OF YOU.
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WAS IT THE DEATH GRIP?
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DICK, HOW ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO TEACH A GUY
THE DEATH GRIP
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IF YOU DON'T PUT HIM
IN THE DEATH GRIP?
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[MOCKING] OOH! I'M AFRAID
OF THE DEATH GRIP!
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AND THIS IS THE DOOR.
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COAT RACK,
FIREPLACE, FILES,
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
MY DESK.
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DR. NEESAM?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY JUST LEAVE THESE OUT
IN THE HALL FOR THE TAKING.
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OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.
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NINA!
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YES?
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COULD YOU BRING DR. NEESAM
AND ME A CUP OF COFFEE?
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OH, YES, OF COURSE.
DR. NEESAM,
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
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ANY WAY YOU'D LIKE
TO GIVE IT TO ME.
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HOW ABOUT HOT
AND IN YOUR LAP?
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[MUTTERING]
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I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
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IS SHE
COMING ON TO ME?
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I CAN NEVER TELL.
IT'S BEST TO IGNORE IT.
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SO, DR. NEESAM,
WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU
TO PENDLETON?
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A PLANE. IT WAS
ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL.
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I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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YOUR FATE IS
IN THE HANDS OF
A COUPLE OF DOORMEN
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AND A UNIFORMED
WAITRESS.
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AND THE ENDLESS POINTING.
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OH, GOD, YES!
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THEY POINT TO
WHERE THE DOOR IS.
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AND YOU ONLY
JUST CAME THROUGH IT.
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EXACTLY.
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IF THE PLANE
LANDS IN THE WATER,
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MY FLOTATION DEVICE WILL
BE THE PERSON NEXT TO ME.
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DR. NEESAM,
I FIND YOU
POMPOUS, JUDGMENTAL,
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AND COMPLETELY
SELF-ABSORBED.
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WOULD YOU
BE MY FRIEND?
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WE'LL SEE.
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EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKING
FOR DR. DICK SOLOMON.
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AH, DR. NEESAM. HE SHOULD
BE BACK ANY MINUTE.
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YOU'RE WELCOME TO SIT
AND WAIT.
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OH, THANK YOU. WOULD YOU
GET ME A CUP OF COFFEE?
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER? WE MET.
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I'M DR. MARY ALBRIGHT.
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AHH! DR. MARY ALBRIGHT.
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WOULD YOU GET ME
A CUP OF COFFEE?
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I DON'T THINK DR. SOLOMON
WOULD APPRECIATE
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YOU RUMMAGING
THROUGH HIS DESK.
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I THOUGHT I SENT YOU OUT
FOR COFFEE.
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I AM DR. MARY ALBRIGHT, Ph.D.,
PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY!
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YOU KNOW, YOUR CHEEKS
TURN A BEAUTIFUL PINK
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WHEN YOU'RE YELLING.
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IT COMPLEMENTS THE CRYSTAL
BLUE OF YOUR EYES,
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AND IT COMES TOGETHER
IN YOUR MOON PIE OF A FACE.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?!
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YOU HAVE THE HEAD
OF A COOKIE.
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I WANT TO EAT YOU!
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YOU STAY AWAY!
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FIRST A LICK, THEN A BITE.
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AH, LIAM,
THERE YOU ARE! GOOD!
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I SEE YOU TWO
HAVE BROKEN THE ICE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE ALL GO OUT TONIGHT
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AND GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER, HMM?
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GOOD IDEA.
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DICK, I'M NOT SURE
ABOUT THIS GUY.
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HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME,
AND HE CHASED ME
AROUND THE ROOM!
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HE DID?
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WELL, MARY,
I BARELY KNEW YOU
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THE FIRST TIME
I CHASED YOU.
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IT'S JUST WHAT
YOU BRING OUT IN MEN.
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YEAH?
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SHE'S IN!
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YOUR TURN.
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WOW! 3 BULL'S EYES
IN A ROW. YOU ARE GOOD!
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ACTUALLY, I'M
A BIT OFF TONIGHT.
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I WISH
I COULD DO THAT.
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OH, MARY!
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YOU THROW
LIKE A GIRL.
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OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
ANYONE CAN LEARN.
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COME HERE.
COME HERE.
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RIGHT.
NOW, HOLD THAT.
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TIP IT UP
A LITTLE BIT.
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EASE BACK,
BIG BREATH,
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RELAX,
FOLLOW THROUGH.
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WHOO!
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IT HIT THE BOARD!
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I'VE NEVER DONE THAT!
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OH!
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YES. GOOD GIRL.
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DICK, SALLY
AND HARRY WON'T
BUY ME A BEER.
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HARRY, SALLY,
DON'T BE SO CHEAP!
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I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO MY FAMILY.
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AH, YES.
THE DIM-WITTED BROTHER
AND THE SURLY ADOLESCENT.
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OH, WELL,
HE'S SURE GOT US PEGGED.
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THIS IS
MY SISTER SALLY.
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YOU'RE IN LUCK.
SHE'S AVAILABLE.
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REALLY?
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A WOMAN AS BEAUTIFUL
AS YOU, AVAILABLE?
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OH.
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YOU MUST HAVE A SEVERE
PERSONALITY DISORDER.
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WOW! THIS GUY'S
AMAZING.
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Mary:
DICK, YOUR TURN.
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PERSONALITY DISORDER.
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I'M GONNA
GO KICK HIS ASS!
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Don: THERE YOU GO,
PRINCESS.
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DON.
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SALLY?
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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UM, UH...I, UM,
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WE GOT A REPORT ABOUT
SOME SOUTH AMERICAN
GUNRUNNERS
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WORKING OUT
OF THE BACK ROOM.
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BUT YOU'RE
NOT IN UNIFORM.
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WELL, YEAH.
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I'M....UNDERCOVER.
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THAT JUST MAKES MY STORY
ALL THE MORE BELIEVABLE.
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WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
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I COULD USE
SOME COMPANY TONIGHT.
YOU SEE, UM...
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I THOUGHT MAYBE
WE COULD SIT DOWN AND
ORDER SOME CHICKEN WINGS,
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AND YOU COULD
TELL ME I'M PRETTY.
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HI, DONNIE.
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YOU WERE GREAT
LAST NIGHT!
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WHO WAS THAT?
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I GOTTA GO.
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Dick: AND FOR SHORTER DISTANCES,
COMPARED TO A WAVELENGTH,
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WE KNOW THAT E-W
EQUALS ONE OVER R-CUBED
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AND--
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HELLO, LIAM.
CAN I HELP YOU?
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NO, BUT I CAN HELP YOU.
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THIS IS RATHER PUZZLING.
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YOU HAVE
5 UNNECESSARY TERMS.
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NOW, NOW, DR. NEESAM.
THIS IS MY CLASS.
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YES, BUT YOU SEE,
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HERE...
AND, UH, HERE...
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BRACKETS HERE,
OF COURSE.
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NOW, THESE TERMS
ARE ALL EQUAL
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AND SELF-NULLIFYING.
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VOILà!
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BUT THAT DOESN'T WORK.
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YES, IT DOES.
NO, IT DOESN'T.
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YES, IT DOES.
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OH! DEAR GOD,
I UNDERSTAND THAT!
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YES! SWEET MOTHER!
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FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE,
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I SEE
HOW SOMETHING WORKS!
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OH, SHUT UP, LEON!
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NOW, LISTEN TO ME, OFFICER.
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I NEED TO REACH
DON ORVILLE.
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OF COURSE
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM!
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HE'S UNDERCOVER,
YOU IDIOT!
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SALLY. SALLY,
WE HAVE COMPANY.
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YOU REMEMBER LARRY
FROM NIGHT SCHOOL?
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HOW YOU DOIN'?
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NOT TOO BAD.
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SO...
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YOU LIKE MOVIES?
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KINDA.
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YOU KNOW, UM,
SALLY LIKES SPAGHETTI.
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SO DO I.
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LARRY'S
GOT A CAR.
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I LIKE CARS.
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AH, WELL,
WE HAVE
A MATCH!
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SORRY, MAN.
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WE HAD A DEAL!
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DAMN. 2 FEET SHORT.
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HUH.
THAT MEANS I'VE
GOT TO PUTT IT IN.
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[AIR HORN BLOWS]
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WELL, WHAT?
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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WHAT?
THAT NOISE.
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WHAT NOISE?
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I DON'T RECALL A NOISE.
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MAYBE A BIRD...
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A SMALL RODENT.
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PERHAPS YOU
HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.
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[TOOT]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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OH, THIS?
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UM, IT'S AN EXPERIMENT.
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I WANTED TO SEE
HOW YOU'D REACT.
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I AM A BIOLOGIST,
YOU KNOW.
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ARE YOU GOING
TO DO IT AGAIN?
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PROBABLY NOT.
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OH.
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BAD LUCK.
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OH.
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BETTER LUCK
ON THE NEXT HOLE.
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[TOOT]
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OH, I GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
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HOW ABOUT THAT GUY
FROM THE NEWSSTAND?
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OH, FRANK DEEGAN!
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WELL, HOW ABOUT HIM,
SALLY?
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HE SEEMS
PRESENTABLE.
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NO.
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COME ON, SALLY.
HE LIVES ON A HOUSEBOAT.
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IT'S ON
HIS MOTHER'S LAWN!
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I DON'T NEED A DATE,
YOU GUYS.
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IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO HELP ME,
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HELP ME FIGURE OUT
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS
WITH DON.
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OH, I'LL TELL YOU
HOW TO SOLVE ANY KIND
OF LOVE PROBLEM.
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NOW, WHAT YOU DO
IS YOU INVITE HIM IN FOR
A LITTLE CASUAL BREAKFAST,
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AND WHEN HE'S WALKIN' IN,
YOU'RE FRYIN' THE EGGS...
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IN THE BUFF.
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OOH, I'D
LIKE TO SEE THAT.
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NO. YOU'RE NOT THERE.
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WHAT? SO WE DON'T
GET ANY BREAKFAST?
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GO GET A DOUGHNUT.
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WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP.
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DOESN'T THE GREASE
SPLATTER ALL OVER
YOUR BOOBS?
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DOUGHNUTS
AREN'T BREAKFAST.
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NO. EGGS ARE BREAKFAST.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR BREAKFAST?
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SHUT UP! TALK!
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IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S UP WITH DON,
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WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THE OLD-FASHIONED METHOD?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
LIKE, STALK HIM?
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NO!
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DISGUISE YOURSELF
AND FOLLOW HIM AROUND.
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I'LL SET THE TABLE.
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OH, I'LL HELP.
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NO, NO. MARY'D
PREFER IT DONE RIGHT.
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MARY, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO INVITE HIM OVER
ANYMORE!
240
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,858
DICK, YOU DON'T OWN ME.
241
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,726
I CAN INVITE
WHOMEVER I PLEASE.
242
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:36,894
FINE, BUT I
DON'T LIKE HIM!
243
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,029
WELL, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO!
244
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,030
I DON'T!
245
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,531
SO, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
246
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,999
BAKED NEW ENGLAND
LOBSTER.
247
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,567
MMM! SOUNDS YUMMY.
248
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,069
LIAM'S MAKING IT.
249
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,704
OH! DAMN!
250
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,473
DON'T TOUCH IT.
I'LL GET IT.
251
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,407
[DING]
252
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,977
HOW DID HE DO THAT?
253
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,479
ISN'T THAT HOT?
254
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,914
OH, VERY, YES.
255
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,317
AAH!
256
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:05,823
ICE?
257
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,524
WHAT ARE THESE?
258
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:10,361
ESCARGOT FOIE GRAS
CHAMPIGNON à LA GRECQUE
EN CROUTE.
259
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,462
DO TRY ONE.
260
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,067
OH!
261
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:22,773
THIS IS THE BEST THING
I HAVE EVER PUT
IN MY MOUTH!
262
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:26,510
ONCE AGAIN,
I COME IN SECOND.
263
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,079
DICK, TRY ONE OF THESE.
264
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,049
OH, NO.
I'M REALLY NOT HUNGRY.
265
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:36,954
ALTHOUGH THEY
DO SMELL AWFULLY GOOD.
266
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,288
ISN'T THAT TERRIFIC?
267
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,289
YES.
268
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,225
MM-HMM.
269
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,594
MARY, WOULD YOU
PUT THE SALAD OUT,
PLEASE?
270
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,795
OH!
271
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,297
THE SALAD
LOOKS PERFECT.
272
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,366
THANK YOU.
SO, DICK, YOU DON'T
REALLY COOK, THEN?
273
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,034
ME? I'M
AN EXCELLENT COOK,
274
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,636
BUT I DON'T DO IT
IN FRONT OF MARY
275
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,805
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
LIKE ME TO DO, UH--
276
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,306
HOW CAN I PUT THIS?
277
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,540
WOMANY THINGS.
278
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,808
AH.
279
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,977
I ENJOY COOKING
OUT OF DOORS,
OF COURSE,
280
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,879
ALONG WITH
OTHER MANLY MEN,
281
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,947
BUT IN THE CONFINES
OF A KITCHEN,
282
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:08,152
I FIND THAT
REAL MEN TEND TO ESCHEW
SUCH GIRLIE PURSUITS.
283
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,086
QUITE.
284
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,497
WHERE'S DICK?
285
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,466
OUR GAME TIRED HIM OUT.
286
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,967
HE'S HAVING A NAP.
287
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,336
OH.
288
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,837
WHOOPS!
DROPPED THE LADLE.
289
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,272
OH, I'LL GET IT.
290
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,976
I WISH YOU
WOULDN'T DO THAT.
291
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:36,280
WHY? DIDN'T I
DO IT WELL ENOUGH?
292
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,050
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YOU DID IT PERFECTLY.
293
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,687
BUT IT'S JUST THAT
I'M KIND OF INVOLVED
RIGHT NOW.
294
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,122
I MEAN, NOT OFFICIALLY,
BUT I'M--
295
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,958
AH, MARY'S AFRAID.
296
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,793
MARY DOESN'T WANT TO ROCK
THE BOAT IN HER LITTLE LIFE.
297
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,295
SHE DOESN'T
WANT TO LOSE CONTROL
298
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,131
AND BE SWEPT AWAY
IN A TORRENT OF PLEASURE.
299
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,240
Dick: MARY?
300
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,355
WHERE'S DON ORVILLE?
301
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,323
I SAW HIM
COME IN HERE.
302
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,492
DON ORVILLE?
DON'T PLAY GAMES
WITH ME, BABE.
303
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,926
I SAW YOU
TALK TO HIM
THE OTHER NIGHT.
304
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,162
YOU MEAN
DONNIE ORVELLINI?
305
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,163
DONNIE ORVELLINI!
306
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,298
AAH!
AAH!
307
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:33,004
[MUSIC PLAYING]
308
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,772
Tom Jones:
♪ IT'S NOT UNUSUAL ♪
309
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,575
♪ TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE ♪
310
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,877
♪ IT'S NOT UNUSUAL ♪
311
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,879
♪ TO HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE ♪
312
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,413
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
313
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:47,551
♪ BUT WHEN I SEE YOU
HANGIN' ABOUT WITH ANYONE ♪
314
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,821
♪ IT'S NOT UNUSUAL ♪
315
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,289
♪ TO MAKE ME CRY ♪
316
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,757
AAH!
AAH!
317
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,696
OH. OH, MARY.
318
00:14:58,698 --> 00:14:59,964
OH, MARY. MARY!
319
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,966
OH, DICK,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
320
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,267
WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IS HE?
321
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,468
HE'S GONE.
322
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,336
I'M GLAD
YOU THREW HIM OUT.
323
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:07,838
WELL, HE LEFT.
324
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,773
OH.
325
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,309
HOW LONG
HAVE I BEEN OUT?
326
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,409
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
327
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,744
WHAT? 10 MINUTES?
30 MINUTES?
328
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,412
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I TOOK OFF MY WATCH.
329
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,983
YOU ONLY TAKE
YOUR WATCH OFF WHEN WE--
330
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,018
OH, MARY, NO!
331
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,920
OH, I'M SORRY.
332
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,321
HOW COULD YOU?!
333
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,822
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I DID IT.
334
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,090
YOU KNOW HOW HE IS.
335
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,993
OH, I CAN'T STAND IT!
HE'S BEATEN ME AGAIN!
336
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,795
HAVE YOU NOTICED
HOW GOOD HE IS
AT EVERYTHING?
337
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,665
OH-HO, YEAH.
338
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,433
I MEAN, YEAH.
339
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,503
NO WONDER YOU
COULDN'T RESIST HIM.
340
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,906
HE'S JUST LIKE ME
TO THE 10th DEGREE.
341
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:46,476
YES! THAT'S WHY I DID IT!
HE'S EXACTLY LIKE YOU!
342
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,678
I KNOW!
343
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,380
WE'RE BOTH BRILLIANT.
WE'RE BOTH GORGEOUS.
344
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,449
WE'RE BOTH...
345
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,021
OH, MY GOD,
OF COURSE.
346
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,922
WE'RE BOTH--
347
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,925
AAH!
348
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,962
WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
349
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,464
SO HE WAS GOOD?
350
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,334
OH, HE WAS GOOD. HE
WAS PANTY-THROWING GOOD.
351
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,502
THEN WHY
ARE YOU WORRIED?
352
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,970
AT LEAST IT'S NOT
ANOTHER WOMAN, RIGHT?
353
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,306
I KNOW, BUT YOU SHOULD
HAVE SEEN ALL THESE WOMEN
STARING AT HIM.
354
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,475
HE IS A KARAOKE STAR,
TOMMY.
355
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,078
THEY JUST DON'T GET
ANY BIGGER THAN THAT.
356
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,248
I LEFT HIM A MESSAGE.
I SURE HOPE HE CALLS.
357
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,317
OH, WELL,
DON'T WORRY, SALLY,
358
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,751
'CAUSE WE'LL
BE YOUR DATES.
359
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:28,953
YEAH.
ME AND HARRY.
360
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,355
HOW'D
YOU LIKE THAT?
361
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,521
YEAH.
362
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,991
I'M GONNA
FRY YOU UP SOME EGGS.
363
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,325
Don: SALLY!
364
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,361
OH, IT'S DON! GET LOST.
365
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,934
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
366
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,602
I'M SO GLAD
YOU CAME, DON,
367
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:49,106
OR SHOULD I SAY,
"DONNIE ORVELLINI"?
368
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,908
SO YOU KNOW.
369
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,677
YES, I KNOW.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
370
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,780
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D UNDERSTAND, SALLY.
371
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,114
COPS...
372
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,816
THEY DON'T SING.
373
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,452
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
374
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,788
SALLY, MUSIC IS MY LADY.
375
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:05,856
OH, DON,
376
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,591
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
377
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,393
AND THAT LADY.
378
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,061
SING FOR ME.
379
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,229
OH.
380
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,764
♪ OH ♪
381
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,433
♪ MY LOVE ♪
382
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,234
♪ MY DARLIN' ♪
383
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,702
♪ I'VE HUNGERED ♪
384
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,072
♪ FOR YOUR TOUCH ♪
385
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,074
♪ A LONG ♪
386
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,742
♪ LONELY TIME ♪
387
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,744
♪ AND TIME ♪
388
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,480
♪ GOES BY ♪
389
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,648
♪ SO SLOWLY ♪
390
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,251
♪ AND TIME CAN DO ♪
391
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,153
♪ SO MUCH ♪
392
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,888
♪ ARE YOU ♪
393
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:43,093
♪ STILL MINE? ♪
394
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,965
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
395
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,667
UH, TAKING A FEW THINGS.
396
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:53,270
THOSE ARE MY THEORIES
ON THE EARTH'S
GRAVITATIONAL ALIGNMENT.
397
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,905
YES, AND SOME OF THEM
ARE QUITE GOOD,
398
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,173
AND THAT'S
WHY I'M TAKING THEM,
399
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,941
JUST TO PROVE SOMETHING
TO THE FOLKS AT HOME.
400
00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,243
YOU DON'T
NEED THOSE THEORIES.
401
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,611
YOU CAN FIGURE THEM OUT.
402
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,046
YOU CAN FIGURE
EVERYTHING OUT,
403
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,513
AND I THINK I KNOW WHY.
404
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,016
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HEAR IT. WHY?
405
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,751
YOU'RE AN ALIEN.
406
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,187
OH, DICK, WELL DONE.
407
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,388
I KNEW IT!
408
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,724
DICK, YOU ARE
QUITE A REMARKABLE
HUMAN CREATURE.
409
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,461
OH! WELL, I AGREE
WITH THE REMARKABLE PART.
410
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:19,464
AFTER ALL,
I FIGURED OUT
WHO YOU ARE,
411
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:24,469
BUT YOU, MY FRIEND,
HAVE MISSED SOMETHING
GLARINGLY OBVIOUS ABOUT ME.
412
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,969
CARE TO GUESS?
413
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:29,973
NO. YOU SEE,
I CAME TO THIS PLANET
FOR ONLY ONE PURPOSE:
414
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,141
TO DESTROY IT.
415
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,409
WHAT?
416
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,211
OH, YES. BIG EXPLOSION,
CHUNKS OF DEBRIS,
417
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,479
THINGS FLYING
EVERY WHICH WAY,
418
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,314
THEN A SECOND EXPLOSION,
419
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,316
NOT QUITE AS HUGE
AS THE FIRST ONE,
420
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,984
BUT STILL VERY BIG
AND SPARKLY,
421
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,652
SOMETHING TO SEE.
422
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,421
ONLY, OF COURSE,
YOU WOULDN'T
423
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:47,258
BECAUSE YOU'D
HAVE BEEN VAPORIZED
IN THE FIRST ONE.
424
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,658
BUT WHY THE EARTH?
425
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,028
BECAUSE YOU'RE
BLOCKING OUR VIEW!
426
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:53,864
I WON'T LET YOU!
427
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,999
NO, NO. LET ME EXPLAIN.
428
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,400
WHEN I FIRST
CAME TO THIS PLANET,
429
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,903
I LOOKED AROUND FOR
SIGNS OF INTELLIGENCE,
BUT NOTHING MUCH,
430
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,973
CERTAINLY
NOTHING TO JUSTIFY
NOT BLOWING IT UP,
431
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,775
THEN...THEN,
DICK, I MET YOU.
432
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:08,613
AH, YES, ME.
WELL, THERE'S A REASON
WHY YOU WERE SO IMPRESSED.
433
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,480
YOU SEE,
I'M NOT FROM OHIO.
434
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,283
YOU SEE, DICK,
YOU PROVED TO ME
435
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,652
THAT HUMAN BEINGS
CAN BE BRIGHT
436
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,789
IN A SORT OF LOOK-WHAT-
MY-2-YEAR-OLD-CAN-DO
SORT OF WAY.
437
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:19,790
THAT'S BECAUSE--
438
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,124
THAT IS,
IF FOR 2 MINUTES
439
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:24,295
THEY CAN GET THEIR MINDS
OFF LARGE-BREASTED
LIFEGUARDS,
440
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,964
COFFEE CAKE THAT
DOESN'T MAKE YOU FAT,
AND CELINE DION.
441
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,800
SOMEBODY
TELL HER TO STOP.
442
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,336
THE BOAT SANK.
LET IT GO.
443
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,105
I'M NOT QUITE FOLLOWING.
444
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,309
DICK, YOU AND YOU ALONE
445
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,645
HAVE CONVINCED ME
TO SPARE YOUR KIND.
446
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,646
ME?
447
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:43,647
MM-HMM.
448
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:44,648
ME?
449
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,616
MM-HMM.
450
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,553
OH, I SEE.
451
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:53,157
NOW, WHAT IS THIS THING
THAT'S SO IMPORTANT
ABOUT YOU
452
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,125
THAT I SIMPLY
HAVE TO KNOW IT?
453
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,193
WHAT? HMM?
454
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,962
OH! OH, THAT.
455
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,363
YES. WELL, I'M, UH--
456
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,865
I'M AN--AN--
457
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,499
I'M A...
458
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,633
CANADIAN.
459
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,604
I'M SO SORRY.
460
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:10,107
NEVERTHELESS, I'M
GOING TO DO SOMETHING
461
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,942
THAT I HOPED
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO.
462
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,110
WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE YOU
BLABBING ABOUT THIS
463
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,511
TO EVERYONE, CAN WE?
464
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,513
SO I'M GOING TO SMOOTH
OVER YOUR MEMORY TRACES,
YOU SEE?
465
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:19,016
NOW, THIS DEVICE
IS VERY, VERY EFFICIENT,
466
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,652
BUT IT DOES MELT ABOUT
HALF A HUMAN BRAIN.
467
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,321
PBBBLT!
468
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,758
THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE
IN CANADA.
469
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,894
WELL, THEN...
470
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,230
AS I'M NOT
BLOWING THE PLACE UP,
471
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,033
THAT'LL GIVE ME TIME
TO BUY A FEW SOUVENIRS,
472
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,467
OR MAYBE
I'LL GET A MASSAGE.
473
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,803
YES, THAT'S IT,
A MASSAGE.
474
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,976
HA! HA HA HA!
475
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,911
HUMAN BRAIN.
476
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,416
SOME OF US
DON'T HAVE A HUMAN BRAIN.
477
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,525
SO, YOU SEE,
I, AN ALIEN,
SAVED THE EARTH
478
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:04,327
BY BEING A BETTER HUMAN
THAN ANY HUMAN COULD EVER BE.
479
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,263
YEAH, DICK.
WE GET THE IRONY.
480
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,764
IT'S REALLY
PRETTY OBVIOUS.
481
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:11,202
I JUST WISH THAT I
COULD TELL ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT I'VE SAVED.
482
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,403
YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T.
483
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,637
OH, I KNOW.
484
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:16,173
WOW! MARY ALBRIGHT
AND ANOTHER ALIEN.
485
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,674
WHAT ARE THE ODDS
OF THAT HAPPENING?
486
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:18,675
OH, SHUT UP.
487
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:19,676
NO, SERIOUSLY.
488
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,111
I MEAN, THE ODDS
OF AN EARTH WOMAN
489
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,580
HAVING A PHYSICAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH
AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL--
490
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,549
WELL, THAT'S GOT TO BE
ABOUT A BILLION TO ONE,
491
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,250
BUT TO HAVE IT
WITH TWO? WOW!
492
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,318
SHUT UP.
493
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,587
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
494
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,688
ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS
SHE'S BEEN WITH
WERE ALIENS?
495
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,459
WHAT OTHER GUYS?
496
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,395
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
497
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:46,804
[SINGING
FROM DAS RHEINGOLD]
498
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,815
SIT DOWN!
499
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,917
NOBODY LEAVES
500
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:03,187
UNTIL WOTAN HAS STOLEN
THE RING FROM ALBERICH!