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WAIT. THE POLICE
HAVE THEIR OWN
CAR WASH?
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OH, DON,
I'D LOVE TO.
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OH, THIS COULD BE FUN
FOR TONIGHT.
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THE RUTHERFORD MUSEUM
IS PRESENTING THEIR
TITANIC EXHIBIT.
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THEY'RE UNVEILING
A TANK OF WATER
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FROM WHERE
THE DOOMED LINER
WENT DOWN.
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I'M ON THE PHONE.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
I THOUGHT THAT YOU--
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NO, IT'S NOBODY.
IT'S JUST DICK.
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WHAT'S
FOR LUNCH?
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I DIDN'T
MAKE ANYTHING.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M OFF TO
THE GYRO STAND.
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OH, HARRY,
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HARRY, IT'S GYROS.
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YOU KNOW, IF ONE
MORE PERSON TELLS ME
HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT,
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I'M JUST GONNA
STOP EATING 'EM.
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HARRY, STAY HERE.
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WE CAN ORDER PIZZA
AND EAT IT ALL TOGETHER.
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SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
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WAIT. WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
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THE ARCADE.
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OH, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN. LET'S ALL GO.
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HAVE FUN.
I'M STAYING HOME.
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THAT'S IT.
FAMILY MEETING!
FAMILY MEETING!
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YOU'RE NOT FAMILY.
GET OUT!
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WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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DON'T YOU SEE
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
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WE'RE NOT SPENDING
ANY TIME TOGETHER.
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WHAT ABOUT LAST WEEK
WHEN WE WENT TO
THE PLUMBING SUPPLY STORE?
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THAT WAS AN EMERGENCY.
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OH SURE, THROW THAT
BACK IN MY FACE.
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WE'RE ALL GOING OFF
IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
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WE'RE BECOMING
A FRAGMENTED CREW
AND A LOUSY FAMILY.
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YEAH, BUT
THAT HAPPENED,
LIKE, MONTHS AGO.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE
ALL OK WITH THAT.
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YOU KNOW,
I'M STILL THE LEADER
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OF THIS SO-CALLED FAMILY,
AND WHAT I SAY GOES.
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FINE. WHAT DO
YOU HAVE TO SAY?
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WE'RE SPENDING
THIS WEEKEND
TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.
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GREAT! I'LL CALL DON.
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!
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WE'RE GOING OUT
AND DOING SOMETHING
TOGETHER. FAMILY ONLY.
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WELL, LIKE WHAT?
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OH, I-I DON'T KNOW.
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LIKE THESE PEOPLE.
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LOOK HOW MUCH FUN
THEY'RE HAVING.
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WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
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UM, EATING CEREAL?
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NO, BUT WHAT
ARE THEY DOING?
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IT'S CALLED
CAMPING, DICK.
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CAMPING! THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DOING CAMPING!
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GOING CAMPING.
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WE'RE GOING CAMPING!
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BOTTLE OPENER?
THAT'LL BE USEFUL.
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A SAW? GOD KNOWS--
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GOD KNOWS
WE'LL USE THAT.
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A SCISSORS?
GET OUT OF TOWN!
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OH, THAT SWISS ARMY.
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YEAH, WHEN THEY GET
IN THE GAME,
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THEY ARE READY TO PLAY.
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SWEET LORD! A TOOTHPICK!
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NINA, HAVE YOU GOT
ANYTHING STUCK
IN YOUR TEETH
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THAT I CAN ASSIST
YOU WITH?
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NO, THANKS. I'M GOOD.
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OH. THAT'S A SHAME.
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NOW, NINA, IF YOU NEED
TO REACH ME FOR ANYTHING
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THIS WEEKEND,
I'LL BE UNREACHABLE.
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I'M GOING CAMPING
WITH MY FAMILY.
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MM-HMM.
THAT'S NICE.
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NOW, BEFORE YOU ASK,
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I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO TELL YOU--NO.
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NO WHAT?
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NO, YOU CAN'T
COME ALONG.
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I HATE CAMPING.
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I'M SORRY, NINA,
BUT I'M AFRAID
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THAT'S GOING
TO HAVE TO BE FINAL.
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YOU SEE, AS HEAD
OF MY HOUSEHOLD,
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I'VE MADE
AN EXECUTIVE DECISION.
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IT'S GOING TO BE
JUST ME AND MY FAMILY.
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WE'RE GOING CAMPING
ALL WEEKEND.
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YOU'RE GOING CAMPING?
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YES. JUST ME
AND MY FAMILY.
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OHH, I LOVE CAMPING.
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MY FOLKS AND I WENT
EVERY SUMMER.
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YOU DID?
OH, YEAH.
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DAD AND I WOULD WAKE UP
EVERY MORNING EARLY
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TO GO BLUEBERRY PICKING.
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AND THEN MOM WOULD
SHAKE OFF HER HANGOVER
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AND THROW
SOME BLUEBERRIES
IN THE PANCAKES
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AND SOME
IN HER BLOODY MARY.
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WHAT HAPPY,
BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES.
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OH, I'D LOVE TO GO
BACK UP THERE SOMETIME.
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THE FRESH AIR,
THE STARRY SKIES.
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A SLEEPING BAG
FOR 2.
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A BRISK DIP
IN A BABBLING BROOK.
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CLOTHING OPTIONAL.
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AND THEN, GO HIKING,
COLLECT SOME LEAVES.
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LEAVES CLINGING TO OUR
WET, GLEAMING BUTTOCKS.
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EXCUSE ME?
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OH, MARY,
COME WITH US!
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OH, DICK, I CAN'T.
I'VE GOT--
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OH, PLEASE, PLEASE.
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REALLY? ARE YOU SURE?
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OF COURSE I'M SURE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YES!
I'M GONNA GO FOR IT.
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I'M GONNA GO AIR OUT
MY SLEEPING BAG.
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YES! YES!
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UH, DR. SOLOMON,
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I REALLY HATE
TO MENTION THIS,
BUT DIDN'T YOU--
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NINA, I'LL SAY IT
ONE LAST TIME.
YOU CANNOT COME!
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DICK, I GOTTA TELL YOU,
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I WAS KINDA MAD
WITH THIS WHOLE
"FAMILY ONLY" THING,
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BUT I'M STARTING
TO HAVE FUN.
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OH, GOOD. BUT, UH,
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YOU KNOW, WHEN
I SAY FAMILY ONLY,
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I'M SPEAKING
IN THE LARGER SENSE
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OF, UH,
THE FAMILY OF MAN,
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WHICH COULD INCLUDE,
SAY, UH, MARY,
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IF YOU THINK
ABOUT IT.
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WHAT?
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MORNING, CAMPERS!
HI, MARY.
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HERE YOU GO!
OH, CRAP!
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I'LL GO GET
THE REST OF MY STUFF.
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SHE'S COMING?
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WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO TOOK HER BACKPACK.
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NOW WE HAVE
TO BRING HER.
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BUT YOU TOLD ME
I COULDN'T BRING DON.
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I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
BUT IF DON WERE HERE,
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IT WOULD BE
A DIFFERENT STORY.
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YOU CAN'T PENALIZE MARY
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FOR DON'S LACK
OF INITIATIVE.
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I AM OUT!
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ME, TOO!
SCREW THIS.
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SALLY, GET IN THE BACK
AND SIT DOWN!
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THAT'S AN ORDER!
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MARY IS COMING WITH US,
AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE
ANY COMPLAINTS.
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OK, I'M READY.
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WHERE SHOULD I PUT THIS?
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OH, JUST THROW IT
IN THE BACK.
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OW!
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WHOO!
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OW! OH!
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OH, DICK!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
UP HERE.
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NOT NOW, MARY.
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I THINK
THAT PINE CONE BIT ME.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
PEOPLE GET OUT OF
A COMFORTABLE BED
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AT THE CRACK OF DAWN
TO COME OUT HERE
AND SLEEP ON DIRT.
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I THINK IT HEARKENS BACK
TO THE EARLY DAYS
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WHEN PEOPLE WERE,
YOU KNOW, IDIOTS.
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HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S OUR TENT.
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WE'RE NOT ALL
GONNA FIT IN THERE.
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WE HAVE TO
SET IT UP,
GOOBER!
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MAYBE I CAN BE
OF SOME HELP.
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE
YOUR GUIDE POLE IS?
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UH, YEAH,
HE'S OVER THERE.
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TRYING TO SUCK
THE VENOM OUT OF
HIS PINE CONE BITE.
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LET'S SEE.
IF EACH ONE OF US
TAKES A CORNER--
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UH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
ALBRIGHT?
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WHAT?
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I THINK WE CAN MANAGE.
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OK. UH,
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IF YOU NEED ME,
I'LL BE OVER HERE,
SETTING UP MY TENT.
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LIKE SHE
CAN HELP US.
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RIGHT.
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OK! WHO WANTS TO GO
SAY HELLO TO SOME TREES?
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OH, I WILL!
I LOVE TREES.
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UH, DICK? CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU DRAG US UP HERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
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AND THEN YOU SKIP OFF
WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
TO TALK TO TREES?
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YEAH, WE NEED
SOME HELP HERE.
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WELL, SO DOES MARY.
I MEAN, LOOK AROUND.
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SHE CAN'T GREET
ALL THESE TREES
ON HER OWN.
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MARY. MARY!
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Mary: DICK!
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THIS IS
REPREHENSIBLE
BEHAVIOR.
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HOW THE HELL
ARE WE GOING TO
SET THIS THING UP?
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OK. I THINK I SAW
HOW SHE DID IT.
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MAN, WE'RE GONNA DIE.
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HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
THOSE 2 DRAGONFLIES
ARE DOIN' IT.
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I WISH I WAS
A DRAGONFLY.
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SO YOU COULD
BE DOIN' IT?
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NO. SO I COULD FLY
MY ASS OUTTA HERE.
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OHH!
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DID YOU SEE
THAT, GANG?
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NOW,
THAT WAS A CAST.
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I'M REALLY IMPRESSED.
GENIUS.
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YOU KNOW,
I'M JUST GETTING
A LITTLE BIT FED UP
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WITH YOUR NEGATIVE
ATTITUDE.
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WELL, I'M GETTING FED UP
WITH THE LACK OF LUNCH.
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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
CATCH A FISH?
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I ALREADY DID.
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UH, DICK?
ALBRIGHT'S FISH
ATE YOUR FISH.
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IT'S THE CIRCLE
OF LIFE.
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[GUNSHOTS]
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HARRY,
WHAT WAS THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I JUST BENT OVER
TO DIG UP SOME WORMS...
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AND THESE FAT GUYS
IN ORANGE VESTS
STARTED SHOOTING AT ME.
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OH, MY GOD, HARRY.
YOU'VE GOTTA BE
MORE CAREFUL.
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THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE A--
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HERE WE GO.
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MORE WOODSY WISDOM
FROM ALBRIGHT
OF THE JUNGLE.
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HARRY, SIT DOWN.
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LET'S ALL SING
THAT NICE SONG
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ABOUT ROWING YOUR BOAT
DOWN THE STREAM.
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Tommy: AW, MAN.
I DON'T WANT TO.
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JUST SING
THE FREAKIN' SONG,
ALL RIGHT?
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♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪
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♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪
MERRILY...
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00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,910
Mary: ♪ ROW, ROW,
ROW YOUR BOAT ♪
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♪ GENTLY
DOWN THE STREAM ♪
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♪ MERRILY, MERRILY ♪
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♪ MERRILY, MERRILY,
LIFE-- ♪
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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JOINING IN.
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WELL, YOU'RE
A LITTLE LATE.
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THAT HOW YOU SING IT.
IT'S CALLED A ROUND.
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OH, PLEASE.
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SALLY, WE'RE
OUT IN THE WOODS.
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THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE FUN.
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FUN? FIRST YOU FORCE US
TO COME UP HERE,
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AND THEN SHE WEASELS
HER WAY IN.
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WEASEL.
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DICK INVITED ME.
I DIDN'T WEASEL.
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WEASEL.
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Tommy:
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU INVITED HER?
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YOU DIDN'T
TELL THEM?
230
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,706
HEY, I THINK THE BASS
ARE GETTING JUMPY.
LINES IN!
231
00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,142
OH, THIS IS
JUST GREAT.
232
00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,310
HEY, MARY, WAIT!
233
00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:40,378
WEASEL.
HARRY, ENOUGH
WITH THE WEASEL.
234
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,480
NO! WEASEL!
235
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:53,257
THAT FISH REALLY
LOOKS DELICIOUS, MARY.
236
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,062
WELL,
OUR DINNER'S
ALMOST READY.
237
00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,497
HARRY, I'M NOT
EATING THAT.
238
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:02,933
OH, WHY, PUDDIN'?
239
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:06,605
'CAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE
BUTTER OR SOUR CREAM?
240
00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:07,772
NO.
241
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,906
'CAUSE IT'S A ROCK.
242
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,644
LOOK AT
HOW SMUG SHE IS
243
00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:17,615
WITH HER HOMEMADE
TARTAR SAUCE.
244
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,055
MARY...UH...
245
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:26,925
HERE.
THANK YOU.
246
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,026
YOU'RE WELCOME.
247
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,228
THAT WAS SO BIG
OF YOU, MARY.
248
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,197
I COULD REALLY GO
FOR A NICE END CUT THERE
249
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,298
IF YOU HAVE SOME.
250
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,268
SAY, GUYS.
251
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,738
HOW ABOUT THROWING
A LITTLE OF THAT BASS
MY WAY?
252
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,373
[SNEERING]
253
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,974
HEY, MARY.
254
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:47,011
YOU KNOW HOW WE CAN
SMOOTH THINGS OVER?
255
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:51,015
WHAT SAY YOU AND ME
GO INTO YOUR TENT
AND FLATTEN SOME GRASS?
256
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,517
GO TO HELL.
257
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,753
HA HA HA HA.
258
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,855
SAY, GUYS.
259
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,223
NOW THAT WE'VE GOT
THAT MONKEY OFF
OUR BACKS,
260
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,494
WE CAN GET DOWN TO
SOME REALLY SERIOUS
FAMILY FUN, HUH?
261
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,564
OH, I SEE HOW
IT'S GOING TO BE!
262
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,232
YOU DON'T NEED ME?
WELL, I DON'T NEED YOU.
263
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,735
YOU HEAR ME?
I DON'T NEED YOU!
264
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:11,903
YOU HEAR ME?
265
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,170
All: SHUT UP!
266
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,239
FINE.
267
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,507
FINE. AS LONG
AS YOU HEARD ME.
268
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,715
UHH! AAH!
269
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,217
COULDN'T SLEEP A WINK.
270
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,420
THERE WAS A BIG ROCK
UNDER MY FOOT.
271
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,721
THAT'S FUNNY.
I COULDN'T SLEEP
272
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,823
'CAUSE THERE WAS
A BIG FOOT ON MY HEAD.
273
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,461
[GUNSHOTS]
274
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,631
HEY.
HI.
275
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,500
HOW'S THE BLUEBERRY
PICKING GOING?
276
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,302
WELL, I DIDN'T GET
AS MANY AS I LIKE
277
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,572
ON ACCOUNT OF THOSE GUYS
ARE STILL SHOOTING AT ME.
278
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,340
MAYBE YOU NEED A LICENSE
TO PICK BLUEBERRIES.
279
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,274
THAT MIGHT BE IT.
280
00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:54,312
GOOD MORNING.
281
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,780
[ALL GRUNT]
282
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,682
NICE DAY.
283
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,451
WA-HOO.
284
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,653
LOOK. OBVIOUSLY,
THIS ISN'T WORKING,
285
00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,122
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO GET DICK
AND WE'LL GO HOME?
286
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,490
FINE. GO GET HIM.
287
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,158
I DON'T HAVE HIM.
I THOUGHT
HE WAS WITH YOU.
288
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,760
HE'S NOT WITH US.
WHERE IS HE?
289
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,895
HMM. WELL, WE GOT
NOTHING TO GO ON
290
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,529
EXCEPT FOR
OUR BEST GUESSES
291
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:15,166
AND THIS LENGTHY
NOTE FROM DICK.
292
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,137
"DEAR UNGRATEFUL FAMILY
293
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:22,574
"AND SEXY BUT
VINDICTIVE LOVER.
294
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,109
"SINCE YOU HAVE SHUNNED ME,
I HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE.
295
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,478
YOU WON'T HAVE DICK SOLOMON
TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE."
296
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,646
HE JUST WALKED
OUT ON US?
297
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,814
WEASEL!
AAH!
298
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,382
NO.
299
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,184
IT'S JUST
AN EXPRESSION.
300
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,586
"LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO
WITHOUT MY LEADERSHIP.
301
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,421
"OF COURSE, I WON'T
BE THERE TO SEE IT,
302
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,758
"BUT I AM CONFIDENT
YOU'LL FAIL. HA HA!
303
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,460
GOOD-BYE FOREVER, DICK."
304
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,128
OK, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.
305
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,830
WHAT WE GOT HERE
IS A MISSING CAMPER.
306
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,898
WE'RE GONNA CHECK
EVERY OUTHOUSE,
DOGHOUSE, AND HENHOUSE
307
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,300
IN A 5-MILE RADIUS.
308
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,869
WHAT ABOUT
JUST A HOUSE?
309
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,937
SHUT UP! ALBRIGHT,
YOU GUARD THE CAMP.
310
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:56,074
OH, NOW, LOOK,
I THINK I MIGHT BE
OF SOME HELP HERE.
311
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,976
LOOK...
312
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,946
MAYBE YOU CAN
CATCH A BASS
OR TOSS A TENT,
313
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,548
BUT WHEN IT COMES
TO SEARCH AND RESCUE,
314
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,383
I'M IN CHARGE
OF THE TROOPS.
315
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,618
FINE.
316
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,953
I JUST WANT
TO POINT OUT
317
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:13,057
THAT YOUR TROOPS
ARE STANDING
IN POISON SUMAC.
318
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:17,128
SO? THEY'RE NOT
EATING IT, ARE THEY?
319
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,875
WAKING UP ALONE
IN THE FOREST.
320
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,711
MY LUNGS FULL
OF FRESH AIR,
321
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,913
MY HAIR TOUCHED
WITH DEW,
322
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,816
MY BODY LASHED
TO THE GROUND
WITH ROPES,
323
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,917
MY NOSE FULL OF--
324
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,588
WAIT, WHAT WAS
THAT LAST ONE?
325
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,859
MY BODY'S LASHED
TO THE GROUND
WITH ROPES!
326
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,729
HEY!
327
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,998
[ALL SHOUTING]
328
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,067
SOMEBODY POKE HIM!
329
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,902
NO, NO, NO! STOP!
WHO ARE YOU?
330
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,170
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING TO ME?
331
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,338
WE'RE BEAVER SCOUTS.
332
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,973
AND WE'RE
POKING YOU!
333
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,441
All: YEAH!
NO! NO!
334
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,276
WHERE'S
YOUR BEAVER
SUPERVISOR?
335
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,443
MR. HAGEN?
336
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,980
HE'S SLEEPING OFF
A 12-PACK IN THE CANOE.
337
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,247
I AM A HIGH COMMANDER,
338
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,883
AND I ORDER YOU
TO UNTIE ME!
339
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,218
YOU'RE
A HIGH COMMANDER?
340
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,719
I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER!
341
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,521
HIGH COMMANDER
OF WHAT?
342
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,991
WELL, I'M BETWEEN GIGS
AT THE MOMENT.
343
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,559
BUT I PROMISE YOU
THAT I AM.
344
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,726
PROVE IT!
345
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,629
YEAH. SHOOT DOWN
A HELICOPTER.
346
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,364
UNTIE ME,
AND I JUST MIGHT.
347
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,365
HOW?
348
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,632
I HAVE
AN ACUTE KNOWLEDGE
349
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:31,169
OF THERMODYNAMICS
AND GYROSCOPIC MOTION.
350
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,870
YEAH!
COOL!
351
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,672
BITCHIN'!
YES!
352
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,274
GET THE ARMS FIRST,
WILL YOU?
353
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,642
DICK!
354
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,742
DICK!
355
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:40,944
DICK!
356
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,048
HELLO.
357
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,884
ALBRIGHT, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE MILES
FROM THE CAMPSITE?
358
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,353
YEAH, WITH YOUR TENT
AND OUR TENT
AND THE LAKE--
359
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:52,657
AND WE JUST WENT IN
A BIG-ASS CIRCLE,
DIDN'T WE?
360
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,658
YUP.
361
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,592
[GUNSHOTS]
362
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,971
MY TREE DISGUISE
SURE AIN'T WORKING.
363
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:10,241
I TOLD YOU
YOU WERE GOING IN
THE WRONG DIRECTION.
364
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,575
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
YES, I DID.
365
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,676
THEN WHICH WAY'D
HE GO?
366
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,846
ALL RIGHT,
HIS FOOTPRINTS
WENT OFF THAT WAY,
367
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:18,216
AND THEN
THEY VEERED UP NORTH
TOWARDS THE RIDGE.
368
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,684
SALLY,
369
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,120
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO LEAD THE WAY?
370
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,355
NO. I THINK YOU SHOULD
TAKE THE POINT.
371
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,859
MOST OF
THE DANGEROUS WORK
IS IN THE FLANK, SO...
372
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,426
LET'S GO.
373
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,928
HOLD ON. HARRY,
374
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,196
TAKE OFF YOUR COAT.
375
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,935
HARRY,
376
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,370
PUT YOUR COAT
BACK ON.
377
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,975
SCOUT MASTERS,
FAMILIES,
378
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,142
GIRLFRIENDS!
379
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,310
All: EWW!
380
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,812
YEAH,
IT'S ALL THE SAME.
381
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,580
JUST A BUNCH
OF WHINY VOICES
382
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,182
TRYING TO TELL YOU
WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG.
383
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,784
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
384
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,018
All: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
385
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,152
WELL, NO MORE!
386
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,321
NOW, YOU LISTEN
ONLY TO ME.
387
00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:01,392
THE LEADERS YOU'VE HAD
BEFORE WERE WEAK, GUTLESS.
388
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,660
THEY HAD NOTHING
TO TEACH YOU EXCEPT
389
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,762
THE SAME OLD
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
390
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,431
All: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
391
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,232
LOOK AROUND YOU, BOYS.
392
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:12,102
I DECLARE THIS
OUR NEW KINGDOM.
393
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,172
HERE IS WHERE
WE WILL MAKE OUR STAND.
394
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:17,041
HERE, WHERE WE
ARE TRULY FREE!
395
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,577
All:
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
396
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,447
NO, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE
A SERIOUS POINT THERE.
397
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,648
OH. SORRY.
398
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,750
YEAH. WE JUST
GOT SWEPT UP.
399
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,456
HEY, YOU GUYS, WAIT UP.
I GOT A BLISTER.
400
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,157
OH, HERE.
LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
401
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,092
WHY? YOU NEVER SEEN
A BLISTER BEFORE?
402
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,796
I HAVE SOME ALOE.
THAT SHOULD HELP.
403
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:42,133
NO, I DON'T NEED ANY--
OH, THAT'S KINDA GOOD.
404
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,034
I PLAYED FIELD HOCKEY
IN COLLEGE,
405
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,138
AND I USED
TO GET A BLISTER
IN EXACTLY THE SAME SPOT.
406
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,240
THIS ALWAYS
MADE IT FEEL BETTER.
407
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,943
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY
TO KISS ME, ARE YOU?
408
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,214
SO, YOU REALLY PLAYED
FIELD HOCKEY?
409
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,383
YEAH.
410
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,818
SEE THIS SCAR?
5 STITCHES.
411
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,287
COURTESY OF
LAURA PARKER,
CHEAP SHOT.
412
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,589
WOW. WHAT'D YOU DO?
413
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:08,092
DROPPED MY STICK
AND OPENED HER UP
LIKE A MELON.
414
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,227
YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH
415
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,196
FOR A PRISSY
LITTLE BOOKWORM.
416
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,665
THANK YOU.
417
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,134
YOU SHOULD KNOW, SALLY,
THAT THE LAST THING
I WANTED TO DO
418
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,337
WAS INTRUDE ON
YOUR FAMILY WEEKEND.
419
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,638
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
420
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,608
THE LAST THING
I WANTED TO DO WAS
HAVE A FAMILY WEEKEND.
421
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,942
WANT TO KEEP LOOKING
FOR DICK?
422
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,378
IF FOR NO OTHER REASON
THAN TO KICK HIS ASS.
423
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,213
HEY, GUYS. CHECK OUT
THESE BERRIES
424
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,715
WE FOUND
DOWN BY THE STREAM.
425
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,817
OH, MY GOD, TOMMY.
YOU DIDN'T EAT THESE,
DID YOU?
426
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,018
THESE ARE FINCH BERRIES.
427
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,254
THEY MAKE COFFEE BEANS
LOOK LIKE SEDATIVES.
428
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,521
LET'S GO!
429
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,428
DICK!
DICK?
430
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:45,897
HEY, YOU GUYS,
431
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,331
CAN YOU GIVE HARRY
ANOTHER BERRY?
432
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,866
HE'S DROOLING
ON MY SHOULDER.
433
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,034
OH, YEAH.
434
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,569
CHASING THAT TROUT UPSTREAM
REALLY WIPED HIM OUT.
435
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,943
HALT!
436
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,311
THIS IS A SECURED AREA!
437
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,646
YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED.
438
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,813
OH, LOOK AT THEM.
439
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,049
AREN'T THEY CUTE!
440
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,551
OH, MAN!
441
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,486
YOU EVER BEEN
WITH AN ADMIRAL?
442
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,153
EHH, HEY, HEY. UH,
443
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,589
EASE UP THERE,
LITTLE FELLA.
444
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,056
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A TALL,
445
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,058
DISORIENTED-LOOKING
MIDDLE-AGED GUY.
446
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,260
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
447
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,464
ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THE KING
OF THE REVOLUTION?
448
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,566
OH, GOD, I HOPE NOT.
449
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,715
NEXT TIME,
450
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,484
BRING ME CREAMY.
451
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,188
WOULD YOU LIKE
THE JELLY?
452
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:47,191
WHAT FLAVOR IS
THE JELLY?
453
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,326
GRAPE.
454
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,927
THE HORROR.
455
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,430
THE HORROR.
456
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,065
Scout:
WE GOT PRISONERS!
457
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,267
BRING THEM IN!
458
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,336
KEEP IT MOVIN'.
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
459
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,603
Second scout:
COME ON!
460
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,606
Tommy: UH, DICK?
461
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,308
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
462
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,178
I'M CREATING
A NEW SOCIETY.
463
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,879
OUR SOCIETY.
464
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,414
I CALL IT...
465
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,284
DICKSYLVANIA.
466
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,918
AND YOU JUST CROSSED
THE BORDERS.
467
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,919
YEAH!
468
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,355
GO ON, KIDS.
TIE 'EM DOWN
469
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,789
AND POKE 'EM
WITH THE STICKS.
470
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:22,260
YOU TOUCH ME WITH THAT,
I MAKE YOU LOOK
LIKE A CORN DOG.
471
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,327
OK, MEN, REGROUP.
472
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,765
SERIOUSLY, DICK
LET'S GET GOING, HUH?
473
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,166
OH, NO!
474
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,001
NO, YOU SHUNNED ME!
475
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,204
NO. THESE ARE
MY PEOPLE NOW.
476
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,506
WE'RE STAYING IN
THESE WOODS FOREVER.
477
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,341
FOREVER?
FOREVER.
478
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,044
YEAH, BUT IT'S
ONLY HALF AN HOUR TILL
HAMBURGER TIME BACK AT CAMP.
479
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,079
NO, NO. WE'RE GONNA
KILL A BOAR, REMEMBER?
480
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,247
WE CAN EAT FOR A WEEK!
481
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,651
WE GOT SCHOOL
ON MONDAY, YA MORON!
482
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,686
HEY, I THOUGHT
WE AGREED
483
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,222
THAT SCHOOL WAS
FOR, YOU KNOW, FOOLS.
484
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,423
FOOLS?
485
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,326
YOU'RE THE ONE
WITH PEANUT BUTTER
ON HIS FACE.
486
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,493
LET'S GO.
487
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:59,062
IT WAS FUN
TILL HE TOOK
HIS PANTS OFF.
488
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,464
WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE!
489
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,165
WHAT ABOUT OUR--
THE PLANS FOR--
490
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,668
THE WORLD WE--
THE COOL FORT?
491
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,970
Scouts:
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
492
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,710
WELL, THIS IS PROBABLY
A LONG SHOT, BUT...
493
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,180
DID YOU BRING
MY BATHROBE?
494
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,950
AND MAYBE SOME
HANDI WIPES?
495
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,284
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.
496
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,987
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
OUR COOL LATRINE.
497
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,121
YOU--YOU--
498
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,156
HARRY!
499
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,324
UGH!
500
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,427
YOU GOT YOUR TROUT
IN MY PEANUT BUTTER.
501
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,329
YOUR PEANUT BUTTER
GOT ON MY TROUT.
502
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,502
NOT BAD.
NOT BAD.
503
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,142
ALL RIGHT, LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
504
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,744
YOU DISOBEYED
YOUR OWN ORDERS,
505
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,180
INVITED ALBRIGHT INTO
WHAT YOU KNEW WOULD BE
A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT,
506
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,348
ALIENATED EVERYONE,
507
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,117
AND THEN YOU STOMPED OFF
INTO THE WOODS
508
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,285
WHERE YOU BECAME
A JUNGLE OVERLORD.
509
00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,323
WELL, IT'S A MISTAKE
EVERY MAN MAKES
SOONER OR LATER.
510
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:01,692
I LEARNED MY LESSON.
511
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,859
YEAH, RIGHT.
BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
512
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,962
I DID ORCHESTRATE
A HUGELY SUCCESSFUL
WEEKEND.
513
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,031
HOW DO
YOU FIGURE THAT?
514
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,365
WELL, THROUGH A SERIES
515
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,600
OF APPARENTLY
LAME-BRAINED ORDERS
516
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,070
AND SEEMINGLY
SELFISH STRATEGIES,
517
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,638
I MANAGED
TO LEAD THIS FAMILY
518
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,240
TO A NEW LEVEL
OF UNITY.
519
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,910
AND THAT'S THE STORY
YOU'RE GOING WITH?
520
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,746
UNLESS YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING BETTER.
NO.
521
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,347
HERE YOU GO.
522
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:24,749
HEY, WHAT ARE THESE?
523
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,951
BOY, YOU REALLY HAVEN'T
CAMPED, HAVE YOU?
524
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,821
THEY'RE MARSHMALLOWS
ON A STICK. YOU PUT 'EM
IN THE FIRE.
525
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,922
All: OH!
526
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,861
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
527
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,796
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
528
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,539
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
529
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,975
I CAN'T QUITE
PUT MY FINGER ON IT.
530
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:55,045
IT'S LIKE...
PEANUT BUTTER
531
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,948
BUT WITH A KIND
OF FISHY TASTE.
532
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,385
IT'S TROUT BUTTER.
533
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:05,889
I DON'T LIKE IT.
534
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:08,626
I LOVE IT.