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WHY IS RUSTY'S
SO CROWDED TODAY?

2
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MAYBE IT'S
THE HUGE MOB
OF PEOPLE.

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I THINK IT'S THESE
RUSTY FUN LUNCHES.

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EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE.

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IT'S A CLEVER DESIGN.

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YOU KNOW, THE BOX
SOAKS UP THE GRISTLE.

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[BURPS]

8
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OH...

9
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I'M SORRY.

10
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PROBABLY THE SECRET
RUSTY'S SAUCE.

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THAT'S JUST
KETCHUP.

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OH, WELL,
THANK YOU SO MUCH

13
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FOR RUINING IT
FOR ME, TOMMY.

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[GROWLS]

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[GASPS]

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MY BURGER
IS INFESTED
WITH PIGS.

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NO, YOU KNOW
WHAT THESE ARE?

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THEY'RE
FUZZY BUDDIES.

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THEY'RE PROMOTIONAL
GIVEAWAYS. SEE?

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"COLLECT THEM ALL."

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WHY?

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I DON'T KNOW. THAT WAY
YOU HAVE THEM ALL.

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YOU'D THINK THEY'D
PUT SOMETHING USEFUL
IN A FUN LUNCH.

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LIKE A NICE PAIR
OF SLACKS.

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OR A FEDORA.

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FEDORAS ARE BACK.

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WHEN WERE
THEY OUT?

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NEVER,
TO MY MIND.

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YEAH. FEDORAS
ARE PERENNIAL
CLASSICS.

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THEY'RE MY
FAVORITE HAT.

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS

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AND THE NATIONAL
BROADCASTING COMPANY

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[ALL CHEERING]
GO RUTHERFORD!

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LET'S HEAR THAT SPIRIT!

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[ALL CHEERING]
GO RUTHERFORD!

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[WHISTLE]

37
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HEY! SOLOMON!

38
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THAT'S
THE SECOND TIME
THAT WAVE WENT BY

39
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AND YOU DIDN'T
GET UP.

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UH, YEAH,
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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I JUST
HAVEN'T LEARNED

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HOW TO TIME
THESE THINGS YET.

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GIVE ME
THIS BOOK.

44
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THAT'S NOT
WHAT SCHOOL'S
ABOUT.

45
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YOU'RE AT
THIS RALLY

46
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TO GENERATE
A LITTLE PEP
FOR THE TEAM.

47
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YEAH,
ABOUT THAT, SIR,

48
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SEE, I JUST
DON'T HAVE ANY PEP.

49
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BUT I'M REALLY
OK WITH THAT,
YOU KNOW?

50
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GET OUT OF THE WAY!

51
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JUST BECAUSE
YOU GOT YOUR HAIR CUT

52
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DOESN'T MEAN
I'M NOT WATCHING YOU.

53
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NOW LET'S HEAR
A LITTLE PEP!

54
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HELP ME OUT HERE.

55
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IN THIS
LITTLE SCENARIO
OF YOURS,

56
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MY PEP COULD BE
THE DECISIVE PEP?

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SOLOMON,
IF THIS TEAM
IS GONNA WIN,

58
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WE NEED
EVERYBODY HERE
BEHIND US.

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THE TEAM'S
1 AND 11, SIR.

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A PEP IS NICE,
BUT A GOOD
REBOUNDER,

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NOW THAT
WOULD BE SWEET.

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SEXY!

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DR. SOLOMON, IF--

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OH, MY GOD!
YOU'VE GOT
A JIGGLY PIG!

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I DO NOT!

66
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I'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER
FOR ONE OF THESE.

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I'M SO JEALOUS.
YOU HAVE?
WHY?

68
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I COLLECT THEM.
I'VE GOT, LIKE,
2 DRAWERS FULL OF THEM.

69
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WELL, I'VE GOT
2 DRAWERS FULL
OF UNDERWEAR,

70
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BUT I DON'T
GO AROUND BRAGGING
ABOUT IT.

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YES, YOU DO.

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OH, MARY,
GET A LOAD OF THIS.

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NINA COLLECTS THOSE
FUZZY BUDDY THINGS.

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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NOT YOU, TOO.

76
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WELL,
YOU COLLECT
THIMBLES.

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MARY, YOU DON'T!

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ANTIQUE THIMBLES!

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BOTH: HA HA HA HA!

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YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS.

81
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IN A GOOD WAY.

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NICE SAVE.

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WELL, IF YOU THINK
THEY'RE SO STUPID,

84
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I COULD TAKE
THAT JIGGLY PIG

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OFF YOUR HANDS
RIGHT NOW.

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BE MY GUEST.

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OH, AND
IN THAT CASE,

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MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND HAPPY
SECRETARY'S DAY.

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THANK YOU.

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48...

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49...

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50.

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SO, SOLOMON...

94
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YOU FEEL
ANY DIFFERENT NOW?

95
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UH, YES, SIR.

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LOTS DIFFERENT.
I HAVE TO ADMIT,

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I WASN'T QUITE SURE
WHAT YOU WERE
DOING AT FIRST,

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BUT AFTER 50 PUSH-UPS,
I'M BRIMMING.

99
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I'M BRIMMING
WITH SCHOOL PRIDE.

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IS THAT FAKE PEP?

101
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YEAH, IT'S
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

102
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YOU JUST
BOUGHT YOURSELF
ANOTHER 50.

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I WAS
JUST KIDDING.

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60!
I'M REALLY
SORRY.

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70!

106
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EXCUSE ME, MISS.
CAN YOU HELP ME?

107
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OH, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T WORK HERE.

108
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OH, NO.
THAT'S OK.

109
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THAT MAKES YOU SMELL
A LITTLE CHEAP, SWEETIE.

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HEY, THEY'VE GOT
FUZZY BUDDIES HERE, TOO.

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LOIS,
HE OPENED IT.

112
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CAN I AT LEAST GET THEM
OUT OF THE BOX?

113
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PLEASE?

114
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WHAT'S
THE BIG WHOOP?

115
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OH, THERE'S SOME
SNOW LEOPARD

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THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE IMPOSSIBLE
TO FIND.

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EVERY TUESDAY
A NEW BOX COMES IN
AND THE HUNT BEGINS.

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THE HUNT?

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GET BACK!

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AAH!

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AAH!

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B-6.

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LOOK!
WHAT?

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FRUIT FLIES.
WHERE?

125
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MISS.
WHAT?

126
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YOU LOSE.
OOH!

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HELLO, TOMMY!
YOU WANT WINNERS?

128
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NO, I CAN'T.
I HAVE TO
GO TO SCHOOL

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AND WASH
JOCK STRAPS.

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OH, AND, UH,

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MY PRINCIPAL
WANTS TO SEE US
TOMORROW.

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BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN
WASHING JOCK STRAPS
ON SCHOOL PROPERTY?

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NO, IT'S BECAUSE,
APPARENTLY I DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH PEP.

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DID YOU TRY
FAKING IT?

135
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YEAH, OF COURSE.

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DICK!

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SALLY!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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I'VE BEEN HUNTING.

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LOOK!

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FUZZY BUDDIES?

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YEAH.

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IT TOOK ME
5 HOURS, 6 STORES,

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AND A COUPLE
OF MIGHTY FINE
KICK BOXING MOVES.

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OOH.
PUFFY THE LAMB.
BAH.

145
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HEY,
GIVE THAT BACK.

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YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE
JIGGLY PIGS, WOULD YOU?

147
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THOSE ARE
REALLY HARD
TO COME BY.

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GOOD THING
YOU ALREADY
HAVE ONE.

149
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NO.

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NO, I GAVE IT
TO NINA.

151
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AND I SORT OF
MISS IT.

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YOU JUST
GAVE IT AWAY, DICK?

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THOSE JIGGLY PIGS
ARE WORTH, LIKE, 40 BUCKS,

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IF YOU CAN
EVEN FIND 'EM.

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THEY'RE THAT
HARD TO GET?

156
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YEAH. LOOK!

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WELL, WAIT.
WE STILL GOT
ALL THESE. LOOK!

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A FROG,
A COW, A TIGER!

159
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BUT WE COULD HAVE HAD
THE PIG, AND WE DON'T.

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NOW IT'S A COLLECTION
WITHOUT A PIG,

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AND IT NEED NOT
HAVE BEEN!

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WHO'S FAULT
IS THAT, BONEHEAD?

163
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NOW NINA'S LAUGHING
ALL THE WAY
TO THE BANK.

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OH, MY GOD.
LOOK HOW MANY
THERE ARE OUT THERE.

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SOME OF THEM
ARE REALLY VALUABLE.

166
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WE NAIL THE RIGHT ONE,
WE CAN MAKE A FORTUNE.

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WHOA, THEY ONLY MADE
200 OF THESE
CUTE LITTLE TURTLES

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WITH THE SANTA HATS.

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I WILL HAVE YOU,
CHRISTMAS TURTLE.

170
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I NEED MORE OF THESE!

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WE ALREADY GOT,
LIKE, A DOZEN!

172
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THERE'S 119 THAT
WE DON'T HAVE.

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HEY, THERE'S
A 24-HOUR DRUG STORE
IN PARMA HEIGHTS.

174
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WANT TO GO?

175
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LET'S RIDE!

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DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT TOUCHING THOSE.

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YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT IT.

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STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

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HEY, DICK,
WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE RUSTY BURGERS?

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AH, WELL, I'M JUST...

181
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PREPARING BOX LUNCHES
FOR THE HOMELESS.

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WHY ARE YOU PUTTING
ALL THE FOOD
IN THE TRASH?

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IT MAKES THEM
MORE COMFORTABLE.

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MARY, YOU CAN BE
SO INSENSITIVE.

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GOOD MORNING.

186
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OH, UH, NINA.

187
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DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT PIG THAT I
LET YOU BORROW?

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BORROW? NO,
YOU GAVE ME
THAT JIGGLY PIG.

189
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THAT'S THE ONE.
I NEED IT BACK.

190
00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,381
BUT I LIKE IT.
I'LL GIVE YOU
$20 FOR IT.

191
00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,182
BUT IT WAS
I'LL GIVE YOU       A GIFT.
30.

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00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,185
$30 FOR THAT?
OK, 50.

193
00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,653
BUT THAT'S MY
FINAL OFFER.

194
00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,254
$50? OK,
IT'S IN MY DESK.

195
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75!
SOLD!

196
00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,391
FINE. $100!

197
00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,760
WHOO-HOO!

198
00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,996
VERY SMOOTH, DICK.

199
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,230
THANK YOU, MARY.

200
00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,231
WANT TO BUY A THIMBLE?

201
00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:29,207
TOMMY,
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
INTO SPORTS.

202
00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,141
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

203
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NEITHER AM I.

204
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ACTUALLY,
ONE OF MY LEGS

205
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IS SHORTER
THAN THE OTHER.

206
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:41,252
BUT SPIRIT
ISN'T ABOUT SPORTS.

207
00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,221
IT'S ABOUT LIFE, OK?

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00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,789
EXCUSE ME.
ABOUT WHAT
YOU JUST SAID--

209
00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,392
CAN I SEE YOUR LEGS?

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00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,932
TOMMY,
I HAVE AN IDEA

211
00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,268
THAT I'M ACTUALLY
PRETTY EXCITED
ABOUT IT.

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00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,370
WOULD THAT BE
CORRECTIVE SLIPPERS?

213
00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:04,042
DOESN'T IT SEEM
A LITTLE WEIRD TO YOU

214
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,543
TO FORCE SOMEONE
TO BE EXCITED
AGAINST THEIR WILL?

215
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,079
ALL THE OTHER STUDENTS
ARE EXCITED.

216
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:08,947
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT.

217
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,048
WHERE DO YOU
FIND YOUR PANTS?

218
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,149
IS THERE
A SPECIAL STORE?

219
00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:15,186
NO! NO,
THERE'S NOT.

220
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:18,022
DR. SOLOMON...

221
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:24,129
WE CONFISCATED
THIS BOOK

222
00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,330
FROM TOMMY.

223
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,766
AT A PEP RALLY.

224
00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,534
NOW, WITH MY IDEA
IN PLACE...

225
00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,470
[PRINCIPAL'S VOICE FADES]

226
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,581
WH-WHAT?

227
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,749
DO YOU AGREE?

228
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,984
UH, UH, YES.
ABSOLUTELY.

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00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,552
WHAT?!
YOU'RE KIDDING!

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00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:50,888
YOU WILL DO
WHATEVER HE SAYS,
AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

231
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,924
BECAUSE NO SON OF MINE
WILL UNDERMINE

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00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,359
THE AUTHORITY OF
THIS HALLOWED INSTITUTION

233
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BY READING LURID TRASH
LIKE<i> ADVANCED CALCULUS...</i>

234
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:04,335
WITH THIS OBSCENELY
OVER-THICK BOOKMARK.

235
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,172
YOU WILL DO EXACTLY--
WHAT?

236
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,339
WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

237
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,007
EXCUSE ME.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

238
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,543
WHAT?
CAREFUL, NOW!

239
00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:13,844
YOU HELLION!
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!

240
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:30,328
HEY, EVERYBODY,
IT'S HOOTIE!

241
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,763
GO HOOTIE!
GO HOOTIE!

242
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,398
ALL: GO HOOTIE!

243
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,466
GO HOOTIE!

244
00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:35,467
GO HOOTIE!

245
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,135
GO HOOTIE!

246
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,136
GO HOOTIE!

247
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,804
GO HOOTIE!

248
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,172
GO HOOTIE!

249
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,173
GO HOOTIE!

250
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,174
GO HOOTIE!

251
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,175
GO HOOTIE!

252
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,176
GO HOOTIE!

253
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,177
GO HOOTIE!

254
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,578
GO HOOTIE!

255
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,283
WELL, LET ME KNOW,
BECAUSE MY OFFER

256
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,686
STAYS ON THE TABLE
FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR.

257
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,221
CIAO. THANKS.

258
00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:01,358
WORD ON THE STREET
IS THAT YOU'VE GOT
A WINKY THE RABBIT.

259
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,827
NOW...

260
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,829
I'M QUITE INTERESTED
IN THAT ITEM,

261
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,865
AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT RIGHT NOW I AM

262
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,300
FLUSH WITH OCELOTS.

263
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:12,003
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO MAKE A DEAL

264
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,037
YOU'RE NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH.

265
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,840
ALL I'M SAYING IS,
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE.

266
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:16,975
ASKING YOUR PARENTS

267
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,043
WOULD ONLY
CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT.

268
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,180
SOMEONE'S COMING?

269
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,383
ALL RIGHT,
CALL ME BACK TOMORROW
DURING RECESS.

270
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,020
NIGHT-NIGHT, BECKY.

271
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,923
SHE'S WEAKENING.

272
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,435
UH! UH. UH.

273
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,637
YOU TOUCH, YOU DIE.

274
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,471
THOSE NEED TO BE
IN MINT CONDITION.

275
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,874
COME ON!
YOU ALREADY GOT,
LIKE, 3 OF THESE.

276
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,143
[SIGHS]

277
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,779
OH, ALL RIGHT.

278
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,919
UH, UH, UH.

279
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,593
HAVE FUN.

280
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,664
HELLO, LITTLE ZEBRA.

281
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:13,998
HEY, GUYS.

282
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,999
TOMMY!

283
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,967
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I AM NOT TOMMY.

284
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,537
I AM HOOTIE,
THE RUTHERFORD HIGH OWL.

285
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:24,141
WHERE I GO,
PEOPLE FOLLOW,
HOOTING.

286
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,677
WAIT A SECOND,
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

287
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,144
YOU'RE ACTUALLY
DOING SOMETHING
FOR SCHOOL?

288
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:30,281
WHEN I PUT
THIS THING ON,
I BECOME AN IDOL.

289
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,083
THEY ADORE ME!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

290
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,186
I AM HOOTIE!
HEAR ME HOOT!

291
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,987
GO HOOTIE!
GO HOOTIE!

292
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,956
GO, GO, GO HOOTIE!

293
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:43,862
HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!

294
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,232
DICK,
THERE'S NO FOOD
IN THE HOUSE.

295
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:52,036
I NEEDED THE MONEY
FOR THE FUZZY BUDDIES.

296
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,038
LOOK, YOU'RE PROBABLY
GOING TO SAY NO, BUT...

297
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,741
CAN I SLICE
ONE OF THESE OPEN,
FRY UP THE BEANS?

298
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,643
HAVE A LITTLE LUNCH?

299
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,678
HARRY, LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT?
SNOW LEOPARD?

300
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,113
CHILLY
THE SNOW LEOPARD.

301
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,315
THE HOLY GRAIL
OF FUZZY BUDDIES.

302
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,118
DO TO
A MANUFACTURING ERROR
IN TAIPEI,

303
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,120
THEY WERE MADE
WITH ONLY ONE NOSTRIL.

304
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,589
ONLY 30 OF THEM
EVER MADE IT OUT
OF THE FACTORY.

305
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,691
IT'S THE MOST VALUABLE
OF ALL.

306
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,559
IT'S WORTH MORE
BECAUSE IT'S DEFECTIVE?

307
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,928
IT'S WORTH MORE
BECAUSE IT'S RARE.

308
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,930
BUT IT'S RARE
BECAUSE IT'S
DEFECTIVE AND CRAPPY?

309
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,165
EXACTLY.

310
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,066
WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE
TO HAVE ONE.

311
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,202
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

312
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,436
HOW ABOUT,
INSTEAD OF BUYING

313
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,138
A BUNCH OF
SCREWED-UP DOLLS,

314
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,140
WE BUY SOME FOOD?
PAY THE RENT?

315
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,141
COME ON, DICK!

316
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,544
DUBCEK'S THREATENED
TO MAKE ME WORK IT OFF,

317
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:37,248
AND I DON'T THINK
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
MOWING THE LAWN.

318
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,816
FEAR NOT, HARRY.

319
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,250
TOMORROW
WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE BACK

320
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,886
OUR RENT FOR
THE WHOLE YEAR.

321
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,221
CHECK THIS OUT.

322
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,389
IT IS
THE FUZZY BUDDY
SWAP NIGHT

323
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,424
AT THE RUSTY BURGER.

324
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,492
THIS IS GREAT!

325
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,726
YEAH, IT'S TIME
TO CASH IN.

326
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,927
CASH IN? HOW?

327
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:50,995
WELL, SELL.

328
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,496
YOU KNOW,
THE WHOLE COLLECTION.

329
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,065
THE FUZZY BUDDIES?
SURE.

330
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:54,999
YOU DIDN'T THINK
WE WERE GONNA
KEEP THEM FOREVER,

331
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,000
DID YOU?

332
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,002
NO. NO,
OF COURSE NOT.

333
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,271
I KNEW
THE DAY WOULD COME.

334
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,739
ONE BIG PAY DAY.

335
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:04,441
WE'RE IN, WE'RE OUT,
GRAB A RUSTY BURGER
FOR THE ROAD,

336
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,276
CHARTER A JET
TO THE WEST COAST

337
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,312
AND WATCH
THE SUN RISE.

338
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,649
NICE.                   NICE.

339
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,187
NICE.

340
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:20,758
ALL RIGHT, DICK.
NOW REMEMBER,

341
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,161
YOU'VE GOT THE BEST
FUZZY BUDDY COLLECTION
IN TOWN.

342
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,362
I KNOW.

343
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,631
YOU'VE GOT
WHAT THEY WANT,
AND THEY KNOW IT.

344
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,767
LOOK AT THEM ALL,
GAWKING AT YOU.

345
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,537
MIGHT HAVE JUST SAT
ON CHEESE FRIES.

346
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,138
THERE SHE IS.

347
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,139
WHO?

348
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,140
OUR BUYER.

349
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,641
THE ONE
THEY CALL...

350
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,678
THE COLUMBIAN.

351
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,912
THE COLUMBIAN?

352
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:45,183
MUST BE THE MATRIARCH
OF A POWERFUL CARTEL.
UH-UH.

353
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:48,052
HER NEPHEW WENT TO
COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY.
LET'S GO.

354
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,688
COLUMBIAN!

355
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:56,627
MEET...
THE PROFESSOR.

356
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,963
AND MARY ANNE.

357
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:05,102
I HEAR YOU'RE
LOOKING TO
MM-HMM.         LIQUIDATE.

358
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,937
THAT'S GOOD.
CAUSE I'M LOOKING
TO ACQUIRE.

359
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,005
LISTEN HERE, LADY,

360
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,106
WE'RE NOT
GIVING THESE AWAY.

361
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,474
WE'RE LOOKING FOR
TOP DOLLAR.

362
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:14,244
I GOT TOP DOLLAR.
I GOT BETTER THAN
TOP DOLLAR.

363
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,013
WELL, THEN, BY DEFAULT,

364
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,649
WOULDN'T THAT
BECOME TOP DOLLAR?

365
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,417
I CAN SEE
YOU'RE SERIOUS.

366
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,886
AND I GOT SOMETHING

367
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,788
I THINK
MIGHT INTEREST YOU.

368
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,257
PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD OF
CHILLY THE SNOW LEOPARD.

369
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,859
CHILLY THE--

370
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:28,792
YOU'VE GOT ONE?

371
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:29,827
DICK,
STAY FOCUSED.

372
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,696
LET'S JUST
GET THE CASH
AND GO, OK?

373
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,130
CAN I SEE IT?

374
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,131
BY ALL MEANS.

375
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,367
OHH.

376
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,001
JUST ONE NOSTRIL.

377
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,336
HE'S MAGNIFICENT!

378
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,371
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
NO! NO!

379
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,372
HOW MUCH
DO YOU WANT FOR IT?

380
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,373
800.

381
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,441
I'LL BUY IT!

382
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,908
DICK!
I'M STARVING
OVER HERE.

383
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,244
WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO SELL THESE,
NOT BUY MORE!

384
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,279
SELL THEM?
ARE YOU INSANE?

385
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,380
I NEED THEM.

386
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,581
IT'S MY COLLECTION.

387
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,183
SOLD.
I CAN'T STOP NOW.

388
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,353
NOT WHEN I'VE COME
THIS FAR.

389
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,221
NOT WHEN THERE'S
SO MUCH MORE TO GET!

390
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,823
DICK, THEY'RE
OUR NEST EGG.

391
00:15:58,825 --> 00:15:59,991
WE'VE GOT
TO SELL THEM.

392
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,994
YOU'LL GET THESE
FUZZY KEEPSAKES FROM ME

393
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,630
WHEN YOU PRY THEM
OUT OF MY COLD,
DEAD HANDS!

394
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,842
WHO'S GONNA WIN
THIS GAME, I SAY?

395
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,847
COME ON!
HOO. HOO.

396
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:26,484
WHO'S GONNA WIN
THIS GAME, I SAY?

397
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:30,254
LET IT GO, TOMMY.
WE'RE DOWN BY 22.

398
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,290
BUT THE GAME'S
NOT OVER TILL
THE BUZZER SOUNDS.

399
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,424
[BUZZER]

400
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,259
ANNOUNCER:
AND THAT'S THE GAME.

401
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,796
THE FINAL SCORE,
PARMA HEIGHTS 52,
RUTHERFORD 30.

402
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,098
WAIT. THIS CAN'T BE.

403
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,733
WAIT.
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

404
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,569
DON'T LEAVE. WAIT.

405
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,005
HEY, TAKE IT EASY,
SOLOMON.

406
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:48,939
IT'S JUST A GAME.

407
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:49,940
JUST A GAME?

408
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,409
ARE YOU INSANE?

409
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,445
YOU!

410
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,547
YOU DID THIS.

411
00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:01,052
YOU DIDN'T
PRACTICE THEM ENOUGH,
YOU BASTARD!

412
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:10,528
TOMMY,
PEP IS WONDERFUL.

413
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,965
BUT WHEN IT
MANIFESTS ITSELF...

414
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,100
IN SUCH
A VIOLENT WAY--

415
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,502
OK, ALL RIGHT,
IT'S NOT ME,
ALL RIGHT?

416
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:19,837
WHEN I PUT ON
THE OWL SUIT,

417
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,973
I BECOME THE OWL,
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

418
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,775
HOOTIE DID THIS.

419
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,809
I COULD HAVE
TAKEN HOOTIE,

420
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,913
BUT HE
PEARL HARBORED ME.

421
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:32,850
YOU KNOW, THIS SCHOOL
HAS SOMETHING ELSE
TO OFFER YOU.

422
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,519
SOMETHING...SOMETHING
BESIDES SPIRIT.

423
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:39,323
SOMETHING CALLED
INTENSIVE PSYCHOLOGICAL
COUNSELING.

424
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,693
DOES THAT SOUND
LIKE FUN, TOMMY?

425
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:47,265
TOMMY?

426
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,934
HOOTIE? CAN I TALK
TO TOMMY NOW?

427
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:57,708
YEAH,
I GOT YOUR NUMBER
FROM A FRIEND.

428
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,310
HE SAID YOU COULD
HELP ME OUT.

429
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,245
I--I--I NEED
A ROGER THE ROAD FROG.

430
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,480
NO! NOT A MINI ONE.

431
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,383
I NEED A FULL-SIZE
ROGER, DAMN IT!

432
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,352
YEAH, YEAH, OK,
I'LL CALM DOWN.

433
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,121
WHERE ARE YOU?

434
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,656
OK.
YOU GUYS READY?

435
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,458
HE'S NOT GOING
TO LIKE THIS.

436
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,026
WE'VE GOT
TO CONFRONT HIM.
IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD.

437
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,430
NOW YOU SWEAR
THIS INTERVENTION
IS NOT FOR ME?

438
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:23,000
BECAUSE I HAVE
FALLEN FOR THAT
TWICE.

439
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:26,504
COME ON PEOPLE.
IT'S GO TIME.

440
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,039
CAN I BRING YOU HALF?
YOU KNOW I'M GOOD FOR IT.

441
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,408
ASK BRITNEY.
SHE'LL VOUCH FOR ME.

442
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,876
WE GO BACK--
WAY, WAY BACK.

443
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,310
I--I DON'T MESS AROUND.
I'M COOL.

444
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,312
HELLO? HELLO!

445
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:37,948
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

446
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,316
I WAS IN
THE MIDDLE OF
A CALL!

447
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:43,387
WELL, YOU'RE GETTING
ANOTHER CALL RIGHT NOW,
DICK.

448
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,324
A WAKE-UP CALL
FROM PEOPLE
WHO CARE ABOUT YOU.

449
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,458
OH, GOOD.

450
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,926
I--I--I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

451
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,729
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I COULD USE A FEW BUCKS,
MAYBE 20...

452
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,797
$30...FROM EACH OF YOU.

453
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,032
WE'LL WRITE YOU
A CHECK.

454
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,233
YOU WILL?

455
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,736
A REALITY CHECK.

456
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,872
I'M NOT WRITING
ANY CHECKS.

457
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:03,440
DR. SOLOMON,
YOU'VE GOT
A PROBLEM.

458
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:04,574
A PROBLEM?
I DON'T HAVE
ANY PROBLEM.

459
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:05,642
SO I COLLECT
NOW AND THEN,

460
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,943
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

461
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,145
YOU COLLECT, MARY.

462
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,280
WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE
THIMBLES YOU GOT?

463
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:13,183
I HAVE NEVER MISSED WORK
BECAUSE OF MY THIMBLES.

464
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:16,787
I--I--I...AAH!

465
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,256
NOW, YOU USED TO
JUST COLLECT AFTER WORK,

466
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,824
BUT NOW YOU COLLECT
AS SOON AS YOU
GET UP IN THE MORNING.

467
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,993
WELL, SURE. JUST TO
GET THE DAY GOING.

468
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,362
DICK, YOU HAVE SPENT
ALL OF OUR MONEY
ON THESE THINGS,

469
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,597
WE HAVEN'T PAID
OUR RENT IN A MONTH!

470
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:32,069
GOD, I'M SO ASHAMED.
I CAN'T LOOK
DUBCEK IN THE FACE.

471
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,607
YOU CAME TO MY SCHOOL,
AND ALL YOU COULD
THINK ABOUT

472
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,910
WAS WHERE YOUR
NEXT FUZZY BUDDY
WAS GONNA COME FROM.

473
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:44,248
I AM EMBARRASSED
TO BRING
MY FRIENDS OVER.

474
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,084
OK, SURE,
MAYBE I'VE BEEN
A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.

475
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,385
MORE THAN A LITTLE,
DICK.

476
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,087
YEAH, BUT I CAN QUIT
WHENEVER I WANT!

477
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,155
CAN YOU, DICK?
CAN YOU
REALLY?                 SURE.

478
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,192
FACE IT, MAN!

479
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,260
YOU'RE STRUNG OUT
ON THE BUDDIES!

480
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,829
OH, ALL RIGHT,
TAKE THEM.

481
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,263
GO ON, TAKE THEM!

482
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:01,364
I DON'T NEED THEM!

483
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,667
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

484
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,505
IS THAT
ALL OF THEM, DICK?

485
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,440
YEAH, THAT'S ALL.
I SWEAR.

486
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,244
YOU SURE?

487
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,679
OF COURSE I'M SURE.

488
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,246
THEN WHAT
ARE THESE?

489
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,883
AAH!

490
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:22,819
AND WHAT ABOUT
THESE?

491
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,488
OR THESE?

492
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,323
NO! NO!

493
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,358
NO, THAT'S IT!

494
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,062
OH, NO! THEY'RE SPECIAL!

495
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,363
OH, NO! NOT THEM!

496
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,071
I AM SO GLAD

497
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,873
I FINALLY GOT RID
OF ALL THOSE THINGS.

498
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,709
BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU,
THE CRAVING IS STILL THERE.

499
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,644
SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M TRYING
TO GET TO SLEEP,

500
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:51,148
I CAN STILL SEE THEIR
SHINY LITTLE BUTTON EYES

501
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,583
STARING AT ME.

502
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,550
SO, THEN,
WHAT DO YOU DO?

503
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,051
I GET UP
AND CALM MYSELF DOWN

504
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,320
WITH A STIFF DRINK.

505
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,289
THAT'S GOOD.
GOOD FOR YOU.

506
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,091
YEAR, WE'RE PROUD
OF YOU, DICK.

507
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,593
HOW COULD YOU HAVE GOTTEN
SO CARRIED AWAY?

508
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,828
I DON'T KNOW.

509
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,697
MAYBE I WAS JUST
TRYING TO FILL
SOME EMOTIONAL VOID.

510
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,200
MAYBE I NEVER
REALLY FELT LOVED
BY MY MOTHER.

511
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,702
DICK, YOU NEVER
HAD A MOTHER.

512
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,505
SEE? THAT'S A PRETTY
SERIOUS VOID.

513
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,208
WELL, IT'S A GOOD
THING YOU STOPPED
WHEN YOU DID, DICK.

514
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,643
ONE DAY YOU'RE
ADMIRING FUZZY BUDDIES

515
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,211
THROUGH
THE DRUG STORE WINDOW.

516
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,213
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE FLYING OUT
OF BOGOTA

517
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,948
WITH A BALLOON FULL
OF FUZZY BUDDIES
SHOVED UP YOUR--

518
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,584
ALL RIGHT, STOP!
OK!
HEY!

519
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,822
BUT HOW EXACTLY
WOULD THAT WORK?

520
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,524
WELL, YOU JUST...

521
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,565
ATTENTION,
RUSTY'S CUSTOMERS!

522
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,402
TAKE IT FROM A MAN
WHO HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL.

523
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,670
THOSE RUSTY'S FUN LUNCHES
YOU ARE EATING

524
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,138
ARE NOT SAFE!

525
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,241
AND I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE CHOLESTEROL
OR THE FAT CONTENT

526
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,743
OR THE DISEASED MEAT

527
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,245
OR THE CARCINOGENS CAUSED
BY THE BROILING PROCESS.

528
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,247
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
THE FOOD SERVER

529
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,782
WITH THE UNWASHED
BATHROOM HANDS.

530
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,617
IT'S YOU. I SAW YOU.

531
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:03,954
OR THE SPOILED MAYONNAISE
IN THE SECRET RUSTY SAUCE.

532
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,157
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