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GUESS WHAT,
YOU GUYS.

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DON IS TAKING ME
BOWLING.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

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BOWLING!

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HARD TO BELIEVE.

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JUST PICTURE IT:

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ME AND DON,
ALONE...

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OUR SWEATY BODIES
INTERTWINE...

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BOWLING.

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
BOWLING IS, DO YOU?

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NO.

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[JENNIFER LAUGHING]

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OH, DICK.

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I CAME TO PENDLETON FOR
ITS COLLECTION OF RARE BOOKS,

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BUT I FOUND SOMETHING
MUCH RARER--

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THE LOVE OF A GOOD MAN.

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OH HA HA.

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THANKS.
THANKS A LOT.

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WELL, I'M OFF
TO SING MADRIGALS
WITH MY CHORAL GROUP.

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ARE YOU SURE
YOU WON'T JOIN ME?

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UH, MADRIGALS...
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

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ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER THEN.

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OHH!

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GOOD-BYE, ALL!

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GOOD-BYE,
JENNIFER.

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SHE'S GREAT, DICK.

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OH, YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.

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THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM
REALLY.

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WHAT'S THAT?

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I CAN'T STAND HER!

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HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

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I DON'T KNOW!
FOR THE FIRST 3 DAYS

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I WAS MADLY IN LOVE
WITH HER,

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THEN ON THE FOURTH DAY,
IT WAS OVER.

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WOW. SO IT SOUNDS
LIKE IT WAS
JUST INFATUATION.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH,
MR. MONDAY MORNING
QUARTERBACK.

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YOU WIN
THE HINDSIGHT BOWL!

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I MISS MARY!

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OH, GEE!                OHH!

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MARY AND I WERE
MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.

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AND NOW I'VE DUMPED HER

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JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS
SO BUSY BEING DEAN.

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I'VE GOTTA GET HER BACK.

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WELL, BUT FIRST YOU
GOTTA GET RID
OF JENNIFER.

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I KNOW, BUT HOW?

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WELL, YOU COULD TREAT HER
LIKE YOU TREATED MARY.

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THAT SEEMS TO DO
IRREPARABLE DAMAGE.

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LOOK, DICK, YOU JUST
GOTTA COME CLEAN.

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YOU GOTTA TELL JENNIFER
THE TRUTH.

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IT'S WHAT DON WOULD DO.

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I MEAN, DON ALWAYS SAYS,
"THE TRUTH MIGHT HURT,

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BUT A LIE WILL ONLY
GET YOU A BILLY CLUB
TO THE WINDPIPE."

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THE TRUTH, HUH?

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YOU KNOW, THAT'S SO CRAZY
IT JUST MIGHT WORK.

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS
AND THE NATIONAL
BROADCASTING COMPANY

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♪ DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE DAFFDOWNDILLY ♪

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JENNIFER.♪ WHITE AS THE SUN ♪

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♪ FAIR AS THE LILY
♪JENNIFER.

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♪ HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO
♪EXCUSE ME.

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♪ HOW I DO LOVE THEE
♪

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JENNIFER!

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WHAT IS IT, MY PRETTY PRINCE
OF FUN AND PHYSICS?

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I HAVE SOMETHING
TO TELL YOU,

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AND IT'S NOT
GOING TO BE EASY.

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A BIT OF GOSSIP,
PERHAPS EVEN SLEAZY?

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MAYBE IT'S GONNA BE
EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.

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JENNIFER, WE'VE HAD
SOME GOOD TIMES...

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AND MANY MORE TO COME.

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YES, WELL, ACTUALLY,
WHAT I WAS GETTING AT IS

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I THINK IT'S TIME
WE MOVED ON.

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TO THE NEXT LEVEL? OH, DICK,
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

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[CLASS BELL RINGS]

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I'VE GOT A CLASS.
WE'LL CELEBRATE LATER.

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OH, JENNIFER, NO,
YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.

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♪ DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE DAFFDOWNDILLY ♪

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JENNIFER!
OH, DAMN!

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YES!
[STRIKE]

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WHOO-HOO!
ALL RIGHT, DONNY!

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OH, THAT WAS SO GREAT!

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WH-WHAT IS THAT CALLED?

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THAT'S A STRIKE, BABY.

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ALL RIGHT, NOW, REMEMBER
WHAT I TOLD YOU, SALLY.

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WHEN BOWLING, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU PUT YOUR FINGERS
INTO THE HOLES HERE.

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HOLD IT LIKE THAT.
ALL RIGHT.

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ALL RIGHT. OK.
NOW THE KEY IS
THE HEAD PIN.

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YOU WANT THAT HEAD PIN,
SO YOU WANT TO HOOK
AROUND THROUGH--

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YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT.
THROW BALL, KNOCK DOWN PINS.

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WELL, THERE'S MORE TO IT
THAN THAT. I MEAN--

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DON'T THROW THE BALL!

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[STRIKE]

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OHH, NO!

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PUTTING THE YOU
BACK IN HIM?

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NOT THE SELF-HELP BOOKS!

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I NEED HELP. I MADE
A COMPLETE ASS OF MYSELF.

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SO YOU GOT DRUNK AND
TOLD HIM OFF. BIG DEAL.

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YOU WANT HIM BACK,
GO GET HIM.

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I WAS THE ONE THAT
TOLD HIM IT WAS OK
TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE.

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NOW I THINK THAT'S
A BIG RED CHECK
IN MY GUILT COLUMN.

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OK, YOU WANT HIM BACK?

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WELL, IT JUST BOTHERS ME
TO SEE HIM WITH HER.

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SHUT UP! I SAID,
DO YOU WANT HIM BACK?

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YES.

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REPEAT AFTER ME:

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GO
GO

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GET
GET

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HIM.
HIM.

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AGAIN! GO GET
GO GET

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HIM.
HIM.

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ALL TOGETHER!
GO GET HIM!
GO GET HIM!

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NOW YOU MARCH IN THERE,
TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL,
STRAIGHT UP.

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STRAIGHT UP!

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GO GET HIM!
GO GET HIM!

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"AND SO, JENNIFER, LEST
THERE BE ANY MISUNDERSTANDING,

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"LET ME REPEAT:
I DO NOT, CANNOT, AND
WILL NOT EVER LOVE YOU

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"AS LONG AS WE
BOTH SHALL LIVE.

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WITH FROSTY ALOOFNESS..."

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DICK SOLOMON.

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NOW, THAT SHOULD
DO THE TRICK.

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DICK.
MARY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

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I-I'VE COME HERE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING
STRAIGHT UP!

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AND HERE IT IS:

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WHAT YOU DID
REALLY HURT ME.

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OH, I KNOW. MARY--

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NO, NO, NO,
IT WAS THOUGHTLESS
AND PIGHEADED!

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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I'VE JUST WRITTEN--

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NO. LET ME FINISH.

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I DON'T PUT ALL
THE BLAME ON YOU.

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I MEAN, I WAS
CONSUMED BY MY JOB,

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AND I DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH TIME FOR US,

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BUT SEEING YOU
WITH SOMEONE ELSE

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MAKES ME REALIZE
WHAT I'VE LOST.

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IT DOES?

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NOW I CAN'T EXPECT YOU
TO JUST COME RUNNING
BACK TO ME

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WITHOUT ME MAKING
SOME SACRIFICES.

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NO, OF COURSE NOT.

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I MEAN, I'VE JUST GOT TO MAKE
MYSELF MORE AVAILABLE TO YOU.

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OH, YEAH,
THAT WOULD BE A MUST.

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I--I CAN'T GIVE YOU
A LOT OF TIME, BUT I CAN
GIVE YOU QUALITY TIME.

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AND SEEING ME WITH JENNIFER
MADE YOU REALIZE THIS?

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YES, DICK.

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I SEE.

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WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU, MARY.

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QUALITY TIME IS GOOD,
BUT JENNIFER GIVES ME
QUANTITY TIME.

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THAT MEANS A LOT
OF TIME, MARY.

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SHE PUTS ME FIRST.
ME. NOT HER JOB.

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SOMETHING APPARENTLY
YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DO.

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I AM SO TOO WILLING.
IT'S JUST THAT
YOU'RE BEING--

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NO, NO, IT HURTS
TOO MUCH!

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OH, DICK!

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I'M NOT SAYING THAT
YOU SHOULD STOP TRYING,

151
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BUT IT WILL BE HARD.

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THERE ARE HURDLES, MARY.

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HURDLES!

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REMEMBER: HURDLES!

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SO THERE I WAS. I'D JUST
FINISHED MY BREAK-UP
LETTER TO JENNIFER

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WHEN MARY COMES IN AND
TELLS ME SHE WANTS ME BACK.

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NO!
YES!

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AFTER WHAT
YOU DID?!
I KNOW!

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ODDLY ENOUGH, BEING WITH
JENNIFER SEEMS TO HAVE HELPED.

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THE LESS AVAILABLE I AM,
THE MORE MARY WANTS ME.

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SO YOU TOOK MARY BACK?

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OHH, NO, NO.

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NO, MARY'S OFFER
WAS TEMPTING, YES,

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BUT I'M NOT CLOSING
THIS DEAL JUST YET.

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I CAN GET A LOT MORE
OUT OF HER.

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WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?

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JENNIFER...

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IS MY BARGAINING CHIP.

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WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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I WANT THE OLD MARY--

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WALKS IN THE PARK,

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BREAKFAST IN BED,

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LUNCH IN BED.

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CHANGING THE SHEETS,
'CAUSE THERE'S FOOD IN THE BED.

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YOU KNOW.

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HI, GUYS.

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WHERE'S SALLY?

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ALL RIGHT, DON,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

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HEY!

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SALLY, ARE WE
GOING LUGING?

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NO, WE'RE GOING
BOWLING. WHY?

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WELL, BECAUSE
YOU'RE DRESSED
LIKE A BIG LUGER.

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THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.

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SLEEK,

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AGILE,

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AERODYNAMIC, AND...

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DANGEROUS.

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LET'S BOWL.

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ALL RIGHT,
EYES ON THE TARGET...

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RELAX, CONCENTRATE...

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AND...DOH!

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AH, THAT'S VERY GOOD,
SALLY.

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00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,017
YOU'RE REALLY GETTING
THE HANG OF THIS.

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00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:06,951
OH, THERE'S ONE LEFT.

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00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:10,422
DIE, YOU BASTARD, DIE!

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YES! A SPARE!

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I GET TO GO AGAIN.

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UH, SALLY! CAN
I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?

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YEAH, BUT HURRY UP.
I'M IN THE ZONE.

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SALLY,
HAVE YOU EVER--

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YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE TERM,
"PLAY BY THE RULES"?

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NO.

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WELL, THE RULE IS,
YOU KNOW,

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YOU GET A TURN, AND
THEN I GET A TURN.

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I DON'T LIKE THAT RULE.

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HEY, DON, WHAT'S
THE GOAL OF BOWLING?

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KNOCK DOWN
THE MOST PINS.
AND HAVE I?

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WELL, YES, SALLY, BUT
THERE'S A CERTAIN THING
CALLED SPORTSMANSHIP.

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FREEZE. 6-PIN STANDING
AT 11 O'CLOCK.

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SALLY...

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THAT'S NOT OUR LANE!

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WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING, LADY?!

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YOU LEFT 'EM UNPROTECTED.
GET YOUR HEAD BACK
IN THE GAME.

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MARY: NOW I THINK,

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THAT ONCE YOU SEE
THE NUMBERS,

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YOU'LL REALIZE
JUST WHAT GOOD SHAPE
THIS DEPARTMENT IS IN.

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AND NEXT SEMESTER...

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DICK, WITH
MY ALLERGIES,

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I WON'T BE ABLE TO
EAT ANYTHING HERE.

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UH-HUH.

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OH, NO! NO, NO, NO!

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00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,576
MARY'S HERE.
THIS IS NO GOOD.

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00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:05,876
WELL, WE'LL GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE.

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00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,846
NO, NO. I WILL NOT LET HER
CONTROL MY LIFE. SIR...

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00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:11,782
WE WOULD LIKE A TABLE
AS FAR AWAY FROM
THAT WOMAN AS POSSIBLE.

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00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:12,984
OF COURSE.

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00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,418
HOW IS THE TABLE
BY THE WINDOW?

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WHAT, IN THE DRAFT?

229
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,822
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
NEXT TO THE BAR?

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WITH ALL THOSE
DRUNKEN BOORS?

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WELL, I'M AFRAID
THAT LEAVES
THIS TABLE HERE.

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00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,630
ALL RIGHT,
BUT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

233
00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:27,499
YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT WITH THIS.

234
00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:31,002
ABSOLUTELY. WE ARE GOING
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

235
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:35,339
WHY SHOULD WE LET
SOME WACKY COINCIDENCE
DAMPEN OUR SPIRITS?

236
00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:36,407
OH. UH.

237
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,408
DICK.

238
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,409
WHY, MARY.

239
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,777
I DIDN'T EXPECT
TO SEE YOU HERE.

240
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:43,514
WHAT A SURPRISE!
HELLO, PROVOST,
HOW ARE YOU?

241
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,516
SO NICE TO
SEE YOU BOTH.

242
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,518
LISTEN, I DON'T WANT TO
INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER.

243
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,854
JENNIFER AND I WILL JUST
SIT OVER HERE AND NUZZLE.

244
00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:55,826
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.
SO LET'S ORDER.

245
00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:58,195
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU WOULD BRING ME
TO A PLACE LIKE THIS.

246
00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,197
I'M ALLERGIC TO
EVERYTHING ON THE MENU.

247
00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,532
WHY, THE BUTTER ALONE--
AAH!

248
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,268
AH! HA HA HA HA HA!

249
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,269
OH, YOU.

250
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:21,720
QUALITY TIME?

251
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,288
YOU ACTUALLY SAID
"QUALITY TIME"?

252
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,857
WELL, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO DEFINE--

253
00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,393
IS THAT WHAT
WE TALKED ABOUT?

254
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,160
IS THAT WHAT
WE TALKED ABOUT?!

255
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:31,729
NO.

256
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,731
WHEN A MAN HEARS
"QUALITY TIME,"

257
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,133
HE THINKS IT MEANS

258
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,269
RUB YOUR FEET
WHILE YOU WATCH
THE LIFETIME CHANNEL.

259
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,204
[WHINING]
WELL, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?

260
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,207
[MOCKING] WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?

261
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,276
YOU HAVE REALLY LOST IT.

262
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,211
YOU HAVE LOST
YOUR GROOVE THING.

263
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,812
COME ON!

264
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:52,483
BLOW SMOKE UP HIS EGO,
MAKE HIM WANT YOU.

265
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,751
I DON'T KNOW.

266
00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:56,087
YOU...

267
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,688
ARE MARY ALBRIGHT.

268
00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,725
YOU FLIRT SHAMELESSLY.

269
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:04,595
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR.

270
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:05,596
I AM?

271
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,630
MM-HMM.

272
00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:09,300
I AM.

273
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:12,937
NOW, YOU GO OUT THERE
AND LIVE UP TO YOUR
TRASHY REPUTATION.

274
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,071
I'LL DO IT!

275
00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:16,941
HI, DICK.

276
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,275
MARY.

277
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,745
GEE, I HOPE LAST NIGHT
AT THE RESTAURANT

278
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,179
WASN'T TOO AWKWARD
FOR YOU.

279
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,881
OHH, NOT AT ALL.

280
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,883
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
YOU NOTICED, BUT, UH,

281
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,618
I WAS WITH JENNIFER.

282
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,221
UH HUH. YOU HAD
ON A NEW JACKET
LAST NIGHT. I LIKED IT.

283
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,622
OOH, YOU DID, HUH?

284
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,125
I FOUND IT ON A BUS.

285
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,460
PRETTY GOOD FIT,
THOUGH, EH?

286
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,628
VERY.

287
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,696
BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW
WHAT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.

288
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,964
WELL, THAT'S SO TRUE.

289
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:43,134
HAVE YOU BEEN
WORKING OUT?

290
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,302
OH, YEAH.

291
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,738
HEY.
WHAT?

292
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,473
I CANCELED MY MEETING
TONIGHT.

293
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,475
REALLY?

294
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:53,845
SO WE CAN DO...
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

295
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:54,913
OH, YEAH?

296
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,781
LET'S SAY WE MAKE IT
AN EARLY WEEKEND.

297
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,716
OH, I CAN'T TAKE
FRIDAY OFF.

298
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,984
I HAVE A BUDGET MEETING
IN THE MORNING.

299
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,752
OHH, LOOK AT THIS.

300
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,654
JENNIFER'S WIDE OPEN
ON FRIDAY.

301
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,157
YOU KNOW,
SHE IS SO FLEXIBLE.

302
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,500
I'LL SEE HOW OPEN
I CAN GET.

303
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,673
MY GOD,
IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING!

304
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,742
IF I CAN KEEP THIS GOING
ANOTHER FEW DAYS,

305
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,045
I'LL HAVE HER
UP TO 6 NIGHTS
AND<i> MELROSE</i> MONDAYS.

306
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,513
MELROSEMONDAYS?

307
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:30,882
OH, JENNIFER.

308
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,283
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

309
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,451
IT'S AN ALLERGIC REACTION.

310
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,720
I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T EAT
AT THAT RESTAURANT.

311
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,622
BUT YOU DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING.
ALL YOU HAD WAS WATER.

312
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:40,291
I THINK THERE WAS
A LEMON IN IT.

313
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,526
[SNIFFLING]

314
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,695
DICK, I NOTICED SOMETHING
LAST NIGHT,

315
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:47,098
AND I WANT YOU TO BE
PERFECTLY HONEST WITH ME.

316
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,634
YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS
FOR MARY, DON'T YOU?

317
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,036
[GASPS] HE DIDN'T
ANSWER RIGHT AWAY.

318
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,205
OH, MY GOD. HE DIDN'T
ANSWER RIGHT AWAY.

319
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,540
OH, DEAR GOD,       JENNIFER,

320
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,641
HE DOES HAVE        ARE YOU
FEELINGS FOR HER.   ALL RIGHT?

321
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,709
[BABBLING]          NOW,
JENNIFER...

322
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,444
JENNIFER, CALM DOWN!

323
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,779
LOOK, I CAN SEE
YOU'RE UPSET,

324
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,381
BUT I THINK IT'S CRUCIAL
THAT WE TOUGH IT OUT

325
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,749
FOR ANOTHER 2 OR 3 DAYS,
DEPENDING.

326
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,251
OHH.

327
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,186
I SEE WHAT GAME
YOU'RE PLAYING.

328
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,587
YOU'VE JUST BEEN
USING ME.

329
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,588
NO.

330
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,223
OH, THOU BLIND FOOL, LOVE,

331
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,559
WHAT DOST THOU TO MINE EYES,

332
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:18,229
THAT THEY BEHOLD,
YET SEE NOT WHAT THEY SEE?

333
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,331
J-J-JENNIFER, WAIT!

334
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:25,236
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS!

335
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,506
OHH!

336
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,941
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

337
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,075
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S THE MATTER.

338
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,577
JENNIFER BROKE UP WITH ME

339
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,812
JUST AS I WAS STARTING
TO MAKE SOME REAL HEADWAY
WITH MARY!

340
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,948
OH, GOD, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST BE HONEST WITH THEM?

341
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,350
IT'S WHAT DON WOULD DO.

342
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,852
I CAN'T! I'VE ALMOST GOT
MARY WHERE I WANT HER.

343
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,521
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

344
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,524
I'VE GOTTA FIND
SOME WAY TO WIN
THAT HORROR SHOW BACK!

345
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,426
I'M GONNA GO INSANE!

346
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,094
THAT'S NICE.    WE'LL MISS YA.

347
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,133
PSST.
YOU GUYS READY?

348
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,302
YEAH.
WAIT A SECOND,
I GOTTA GO GET MY--

349
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,438
COME ON,
COME ON,
COME ON!

350
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,408
HEY, GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING? WHERE YOU GOING?

351
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,277
I-I-I'M JUST TAKING
HARRY AND TOMMY...

352
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,445
IN FOR QUESTIONING.

353
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,983
OH, I THOUGHT
WE WERE GOIN' BO--

354
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,452
<i> [STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT]</i>
<i> ♪ BO BO-BO-BO ♪</i>

355
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:17,789
♪ BO BO-BO-BO-BO ♪

356
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,162
ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT,
TOMMY!

357
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,163
ATTA BOY,
BABY!

358
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:28,967
[BALL HITS PINS]

359
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,304
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
ANOTHER BEER FRAME!

360
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,539
ALL RIGHT!
YOU IN THE ZONE, BABY!

361
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,807
COME ON, GET 'EM ALL!

362
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:37,976
SEE THE BALL,
BE THE BALL!

363
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,745
OH, YEAH!

364
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:42,980
[BALL HITS PINS]
AH!

365
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,816
♪ WHO GOES? ♪

366
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:46,817
♪ WE GOES ♪

367
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,152
♪ THE THREE AMIGOS! ♪

368
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:51,121
HOO-AHH!

369
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,260
SALLY.

370
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,830
WHERE YA BEEN?

371
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:07,838
♪ DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE DAFFDOWNDILLY ♪

372
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,175
♪ WHITE AS THE SUN,
FAIR AS THE LILY ♪

373
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,377
♪ HEIGH-HO ♪

374
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,677
♪ HEIGH-HO ♪

375
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,613
♪ HOW I DO LOVE THEE ♪

376
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,882
♪ I DO LOVE THEE
AS MY LAMBS ♪

377
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:21,052
♪ ARE BELOVED
OF THEIR DAMS ♪

378
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:26,624
♪ HOW BLEST WERE I
IF THOU WOULDST PROVE ME ♪

379
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:31,195
♪ DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE SPREADING ROSES ♪

380
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:34,699
♪ THAT IN THY SWEETS
ALL SWEETS ENCLOSES ♪

381
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,703
♪ FAIR SWEET, FAIR SWEET,
HOW I DO LOVE THEE ♪

382
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,506
♪ I DO LOVE THEE
AS EACH FLOWER ♪

383
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:44,641
♪ LOVES THE SUN'S
LIFE-GIVING POWER ♪

384
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:50,881
♪ FOR, DEAD, THY BREATH
TO LIFE MIGHT MOVE ME ♪

385
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,420
YOU'RE MOCKING
MY MADRIGALS.

386
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,788
JENNIFER, NO.

387
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,890
I'M HERE TO WIN BACK
YOUR HEART.

388
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:00,891
[SKEPTICAL]
MM-HMM.

389
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:01,959
FORGIVE ME.

390
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,128
DICK,
ARE THOSE ORCHIDS?

391
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,396
YES.

392
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,698
CALL 911.

393
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,899
CALL 911.

394
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,901
NO, NO, NO. IT'S OK.
THEY'RE ALL PAID FOR.

395
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,103
GAAAGH! AAH!

396
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,071
OH, MY GOD!
SHE'S ALLERGIC!

397
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,139
OH, DAMN!

398
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,245
HONESTLY, SALLY, IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

399
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:24,449
UH, WHAT--WHAT DO
YOU THINK IT IS?

400
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,951
YOU WENT BOWLING
BEHIND MY BACK.

401
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,919
WITH HARRY
AND TOMMY.

402
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,521
HA HA HA HA,
NOOOO.

403
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,855
NO.
OF COURSE NOT.

404
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,591
WHY ARE YOU WEARING
MATCHING BOWLING SHIRTS
THEN?

405
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,794
OK, GIVE ME A MINUTE.

406
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,599
HEY, IS--IS THAT
A WATER FOUNTAIN?

407
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,600
I THINK IT IS.

408
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,534
LET'S CHECK THAT OUT.

409
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,035
I WOULD LIKE THAT.

410
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,839
WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME
THE TRUTH, DON?

411
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,507
JUST BE HONEST.

412
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,077
ALL RIGHT,
YOU WANT HONESTY?

413
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,945
I'LL...
I'LL GIVE YOU HONESTY.

414
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,216
I HATE BOWLING
WITH YOU, SALLY.

415
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:01,619
I--I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT!

416
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,253
YOU'RE--YOU'RE TERRIBLE.

417
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:08,459
BY IGNORING THE RULES,
YOU JUST SPIT IN THE EYE
OF THE PASTIME OF THE GODS.

418
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,630
AND TO BE HONEST,
I NEVER WANT TO GO
BOWLING WITH YOU AGAIN.

419
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,535
OH, SALLY.

420
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,604
SALLY, I'M KIDDING!

421
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,039
I'M KIDDING!
I'M A KIDDER.

422
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,473
I'M JOKING, IT WAS A JOKE.

423
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,008
I--I LOVE BOWLING WITH YOU.

424
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,711
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.

425
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,878
I...

426
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,213
I DON'T MEAN IT?

427
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,714
YOU DON'T THINK
I MEAN IT?

428
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,051
COME ON.

429
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,552
SALLY, IT'S YOUR TURN.

430
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,622
YOU'RE UP.

431
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,658
AND I WANT YOU TO USE...

432
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,826
MY BALL.

433
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,328
YOU MEAN--

434
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,496
THAT'S RIGHT.

435
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,664
BLUE THUNDER.

436
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,834
[CHOKING BACK SOBS]

437
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,305
OH. OH, DON!

438
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,674
OH! SALLY!

439
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,278
AAH!

440
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,679
DR. SOLOMON!

441
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,681
♪ HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO ♪

442
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,349
♪ HOW ARE YOU DOING? ♪

443
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,184
I'M FINE.
♪ HOW ARE YOU DOING? ♪

444
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,919
I'M FINE.
♪ HOW ARE YOU DOING? ♪

445
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,287
I'M FINE! SHUT UP!

446
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,455
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

447
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,924
THESE FLOWERS ARE
FOR JENNIFER.
WHAT?!

448
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,093
IT'S OK. THEY'RE PLASTIC.

449
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,328
BUT SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.

450
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,262
NO, SHE'S OUT,

451
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,763
AND COMING HERE.
OH!

452
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,800
♪ DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE SPREADING ROSES ♪

453
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,702
♪ THAT IN THY SWEETS
ALL SWEETS ENCLOSES ♪

454
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,703
OH, MY GOD!

455
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,306
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

456
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:31,476
I'VE GOTTA GET AHOLD OF MARY
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

457
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,714
[RING]

458
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,983
DON'T ANSWER THAT!
IT'S DR. SOLOMON,

459
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,617
AND HE'S DESPERATE
TO TALK TO YOU.

460
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,718
HE IS?

461
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,954
WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.

462
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,290
YOU'VE GOT HIM
WHERE YOU WANT HIM.

463
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:51,495
NOW...IT'S TIME
TO BE COOL. [SNAP]

464
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,498
HI, MARY, IT'S DICK.
I WAS JUST WONDERING
HOW YOU WERE DOING.

465
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,101
BUT, UH, YOU JUST WALKED IN,
SO WHEN YOU GET
THIS MESSAGE,

466
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,403
JUST IGNORE IT.
TAKE CARE. BYE.

467
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,938
HELLO, DICK.

468
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,239
MARY, I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT

469
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,575
WHAT YOU SAID
THE OTHER DAY,
ABOUT QUALITY TIME.

470
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,576
OH, THAT.

471
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,412
I, UH, JUST WANT
YOU TO KNOW

472
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,948
THAT IF YOU'RE STILL
WILLING TO MAKE THAT
KIND OF COMMITMENT,

473
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,083
I WOULD BE WILLING TO MAKE
A SACRIFICE OF MY OWN.

474
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,418
ARE YOU MAKING
AN OFFER?

475
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,154
WELL, NO, I'M REALLY
JUST PUTTING OUT A FEELER.

476
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,723
I'M NOT SURE
IT'S WORTH MY TIME
TO RESPOND TO A FEELER.

477
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,493
OH, I THINK THIS IS A FEELER
THAT YOU CAN'T REFUSE.

478
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:27,098
MARY, IF YOU CAN PROMISE ME
TO MAKE A GOOD-FAITH EFFORT
TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME,

479
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,933
I WILL BREAK UP WITH JENNIFER,

480
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,436
DESPITE THE FACT THAT I WILL
BE CRUSHING THE FRAIL SOUL

481
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,972
OF A WOMAN ALREADY TEETERING
ON THE EDGE OF SANITY.

482
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,474
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

483
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,443
OH, MARY!
OH, DICK!

484
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,779
OH, MARY!

485
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,282
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUTTA
HERE AND FIND SOMEPLACE NICE?

486
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,950
AND WHEN I SAY GET OUTTA HERE,
I MEAN RIGHT NOW!

487
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,652
YOU!
JENNIFER!

488
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,122
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
TO ME, ORCHIDS?!

489
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,124
I GAVE YOU A LIST
OF MY ALLERGIES,

490
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,626
AND WHAT WAS ON THE TOP
OF PAGE 6, COLUMN 2?

491
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,094
ORCHIDS!

492
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,030
OK, JENNIFER, BEFORE
YOU GO ANY FURTHER,

493
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,464
THERE'S SOMETHING
I MUST SAY:

494
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,032
I AM BREAKING UP
WITH YOU.

495
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,367
YOU'RE BREAKING UP
WITH ME?

496
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,136
<i> YOU'RE</i> BREAKING UP
WITH<i> ME?!</i>

497
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:10,674
I ENDED THIS HIDEOUS TRAVESTY
OF A RELATIONSHIP YESTERDAY!

498
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,876
YESTERDAY? SHE--SHE
BROKE UP WITH YOU
YESTERDAY?

499
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,412
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU BROKE UP WITH ME.

500
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,981
THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.

501
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,215
TEETERING.

502
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,650
YOU'RE
INCREDIBLE!

503
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:24,554
YOU ARE SO LUCKY I'M ALLERGIC
TO ANY BLOOD OTHER THAN MY OWN,

504
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,858
BECAUSE IF I WEREN'T,
I WOULD CUT YOU OPEN
FROM STEM TO STERN

505
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,028
AND DANCE IN THE RED,
RED RIVER OF YOUR DEATH.

506
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,029
HELP ME, MARY,
HELP ME.

507
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,163
OH, GET OUT!

508
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:37,000
A PLAGUE! A PLAGUE ON YOU,
DICK SOLOMON!

509
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,168
AAAAAH!

510
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,271
OH!                 OH!

511
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,240
I AM SO SORRY,
DR. ALBRIGHT.

512
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,242
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.

513
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,077
I'M REALLY
A VERY DOCILE PERSON.

514
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,212
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

515
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,681
HE BRINGS THAT OUT
IN WOMEN.

516
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,983
COULD I BE TRANSFERRED
TO ANOTHER OFFICE?

517
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,284
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

518
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,186
I DON'T KNOW WHY I PUT YOU
IN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

519
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,487
YOU WANNA GET A DRINK?

520
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,757
OH, I CAN'T GO TO BARS.
I'M ALLERGIC TO SMOKE.

521
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,891
I HAVE A FULL BAR
IN MY DESK.

522
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,060
LEAD ME.

523
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,531
IT SEEMS LIKE
IT SHOULD'VE WORKED.

524
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,200
A TRIANGLE IS
THE STRONGEST SHAPE
IN GEOMETRY,

525
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:13,070
BUT SOMEHOW,
A LOVE TRIANGLE
JUST COLLAPSES.

526
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,538
YEAH, BUT, SEE, THAT'S
WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

527
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,974
YOU JUST GOTTA BE HONEST,
DICK. LIKE DON.

528
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,343
THERE AREN'T A LOT OF GUYS
WHO'D ACTUALLY ADMIT TO--

529
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,912
WHERE ARE YOU
GUYS GOING?

530
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,981
US? WE'RE GOIN' BO--

531
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,317
♪ BO-BO BO-BO-BO ♪

532
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,553
♪ BO-BO BO-BO-BO ♪

533
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,556
♪ BO-BO BO... ♪

534
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,031
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CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS
AND THE NATIONAL
BROADCASTING COMPANY

535
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,234
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.

536
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,737
[BALL HITS PINS]
AH, STRIKE.

537
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,173
NICE ONE, DON.

538
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,609
BUT THEY'RE STILL WINNING.

539
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,277
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

540
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,279
AH, WE KEEP KNOCKIN' 'EM DOWN.
THEY KEEP COMIN' BACK.

541
00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:58,315
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

542
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,050
I'M GONNA TAKE OUT
THEIR HEADQUARTERS.

543
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,485
WHAT?

544
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:06,089
I'M GONNA DISABLE
THE PIN SETTER WITH
THIS 16-POUND MAMA.