1 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:05,337 HEY, CARYN. 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,604 OH, HEY, SALLY, LOOK, 3 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:07,639 YOU'VE GOT TO COME TO OUR PROTEST. 4 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:08,807 WHAT'S GOING ON? 5 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,708 PLAYPEN MAGAZINEIS COMING HERE NEXT WEEK 6 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,377 TO LOOK FOR STUDENTS TO POSE NAKED. 7 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,179 IT'S THEIR "COEDS OF THE MIDWEST" ISSUE. 8 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,880 OH, MY GOD. THEY'RE COMING HERE? 9 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:18,450 THEY'RE OFFERING $600 TO POSE NAKED. 10 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,152 I MEAN, HOW DEGRADING IS THAT? 11 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,888 I'M SO SORRY. DID YOU SAY $600? 12 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,356 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 13 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,158 I MEAN, THEY HAVE SOME NERVE EXPECTING THAT THE WOMEN AROUND HERE 14 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,228 ARE JUST GOING TO LINE UP TO EXPLOIT THEMSELVES. 15 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:32,630 YEAH, I HATE WAITING IN LINE. 16 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,474 DR. SOLOMON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 17 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,377 MEASURING MY FACE. 18 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,279 WHY? 19 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:48,380 I'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF. 20 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,418 OH, DICK, I BROUGHT YOU YOUR LUNCH. LOOK! 21 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:57,322 LOOK. PLAYPEN MAGAZINE IS COMING TO PENDLETON UNIVERSITY 22 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:59,992 TO LOOK FOR WOMEN WHO WILL POSE NAKED, AND I WAS THINKING... 23 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:02,494 I AM PERFECT FOR THAT. 24 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,562 YOU, SALLY? 25 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,865 MY LITTLE SISTER POSING FOR A NUDIE RAG. 26 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:10,535 YOUR EXPOSED BODY PINNED UP INSIDE EVERY SCHOOL BOY'S LOCKER 27 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,838 AND MECHANIC'S GARAGE ACROSS THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY? 28 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,741 GOOD FOR YOU! 29 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,877 SALLY! 30 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,712 I'M GOING TO GO NOW AND SIGN UP. 31 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:23,281 GOOD LUCK, BABY! 32 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,449 SIGN UP FOR WHAT? 33 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,685 TO POSE FOR PLAYPEN MAGAZINE. 34 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,553 PRETTY NIFTY, HUH? 35 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:30,655 POSING NUDE. YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 36 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:31,757 WHY SHOULD I? 37 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,791 BECAUSE IT'S SO DEMEANING. 38 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,327 WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY HANG-UPS 39 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,462 ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY? 40 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,799 IS IT BECAUSE OF ALL THE HANG-DOWNS? 41 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,235 THIS IS YOUR SISTER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 42 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,403 SO? SHE'S JUST LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN. 43 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,972 WOMEN SHOW THEIR BODIES ALL THE TIME. 44 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:50,908 GRANTED, THERE ARE VARIATIONS IN THE TOPOGRAPHY, 45 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:53,245 BUT ESSENTIALLY, IT'S ALL THE SAME MAP. 46 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,782 I JUST THINK THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID 47 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,285 FOR GOOD OLD-FASHIONED MODESTY. 48 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,454 WOW, DR. ALBRIGHT, IT ONLY TOOK YOU 49 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,656 20 YEARS TO CHANGE YOUR TUNE. 50 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,094 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 51 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:10,361 THAT'S WHEN SHE POSED NAKED. 52 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,364 NINA! MARY... 53 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,632 YOU POSED NAKED? 54 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,033 BUH-BYE. 55 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:18,836 ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PICTURES 56 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,172 SOMEWHERE OUT THERE OF MY MARY ALBRIGHT 57 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,841 NAKED AS A JAYWALKER? 58 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:27,412 THEY WERE VERY TASTEFUL. JUST SOME BLACK AND WHITE ART PHOTOS. 59 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,013 ART PHOTOS! 60 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,483 A SEPIA-TONED SNAPSHOT OF OLD FAITHFUL-- 61 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,851 THAT'S AN ART PHOTO. 62 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:36,021 BUT YOU JUST SAID POSING NUDE WAS FINE. 63 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:39,891 FOR MY LITTLE SISTER, NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! 64 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:15,227 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY 65 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:20,632 ART...SMUT...SMUT... 66 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,201 ART...SMUT. 67 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,302 WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S SMUT? 68 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,403 YEAH. 69 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,539 BUT SHE'S SO MUCH NAKEDER THAN THEY ARE. 70 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:31,543 YEAH, BUT, YOU SEE, THIS IS MICHELANGELO AND THIS IS-- 71 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,911 WELL, THIS IS MICHAEL AND ANGELO. 72 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,350 I'M SORRY. I JUST DON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE. 73 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:42,154 I MEAN, YOU TELL ME THAT THIS IS MEANT FOR AROUSAL, 74 00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:44,923 AND THIS IS MEANT FOR AESTHETIC APPRECIATION. 75 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,591 BUT WHEN I LOOK AT THEM, 76 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,626 WELL, THIS WOMAN WASHING HER SPORTS CAR, 77 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,429 SHE DOES NOTHING FOR ME. 78 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,131 BUT THIS WOMAN WITH THE APPLE AND THE SNAKE. 79 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:58,437 WELL, THAT'S JUST HOT. 80 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,041 TOMMY, DO YOU HAVE A LAB PARTNER? 81 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,076 NO. 82 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,545 HERS IS OUT SICK, SO SHE'S WITH YOU. 83 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,349 THANKS. 84 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:12,851 HI. I'M ALISSA. 85 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,153 YEAH, I KNOW. UH, NO, I MEAN I'M TOMMY. 86 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,055 THAT'S MY NAME. I'M TOMMY. 87 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,623 YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'VE BEEN IN CLASS TOGETHER ALL YEAR 88 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:19,624 AND WE'VE NEVER MET. 89 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:22,560 NO, WE HAVE NOT NEVER MET. 90 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,062 I'M--I'M TOMMY. 91 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,732 YEAH, SO, WE'RE TRYING TO GET THESE FRUIT FLIES TO MATE, HUH? 92 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:28,933 YEAH. 93 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,134 WELL, THAT'S KIND OF COLD, ISN'T IT? 94 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:32,170 I MEAN, THEY JUST MET. 95 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,038 WHAT? 96 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,608 CAN YOU IMAGINE MEETING SOMEBODY FOR THE FIRST TIME, 97 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,378 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THERE'S PEOPLE TRYING TO FORCE YOU TO MATE? 98 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:42,113 THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE. I COULDN'T DO IT. 99 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,583 WELL, IF MY LIFE SPAN WAS ONLY FOR, LIKE, A DAY, 100 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:47,052 I THINK I'D BE OK WITH IT. 101 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:51,156 LET'S LET THEM GO. 102 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,357 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 103 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:53,925 NO, I MEAN, THEY ONLY HAVE ONE DAY TO LIVE, 104 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,127 THEY SHOULD ENJOY THEIR LIVES. 105 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,361 LET THEM GO. 106 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,664 ALL RIGHT. OK. NO, I'LL LET THEM GO. 107 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,266 I AM LETTING THEM GO. 108 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,136 SOLOMON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 109 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,871 UH, I SLIPPED. 110 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:08,106 WELL, YOU GET AN "F." 111 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,012 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 112 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,647 I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST KIDDING. 113 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,881 YOU WERE KIDDING? 114 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,750 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D ACTUALLY DO IT. 115 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:19,884 YEAH, WELL, I'M THE KIND OF GUY 116 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,486 THAT ACTUALLY DOES THINGS. 117 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,522 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? 118 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:27,459 GO AHEAD AND LAUGH. I'M VERY UPSET. 119 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,260 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 120 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:32,964 NO, I'M NOT. 121 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,267 I LIKE YOUR LAUGH. 122 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,602 OH, THANK YOU. 123 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:40,172 [SNORTS] 124 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,310 OK, SALLY, FIRST THING. 125 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:49,681 IF YOU WANT TO POSE, YOU GOT TO HAVE ALL THE RIGHT MOVES. 126 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,783 I GOT THE RIGHT MOVES, BABY. 127 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,286 YOU DON'T HAVE THE MOVES, DO YOU? 128 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:55,420 NO. 129 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,521 ALL RIGHT. 130 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,655 WELL, THE FIRST THING YOU GOT TO REMEMBER 131 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,825 IS THE WOMEN IN THESE MAGAZINES, 132 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:04,429 THEY ALWAYS SEEMED SURPRISED TO SEE THEIR BOOBS. 133 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:09,067 LIKE THEY'RE SEEING THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME. 134 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,602 THAT IS SO SEXY. 135 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,737 SO TRY TO REMEMBER HOW IT FELT 136 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:15,373 THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BOOBS. 137 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,676 YOU KNOW, LIKE RIGHT AFTER WE LANDED ON EARTH. 138 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:23,214 AAH! 139 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,989 THAT'S GOOD. 140 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:34,759 NOW TRY IT AFTER YOU DISCOVERED HOW MUCH FUN THEY WERE. 141 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,763 THERE YOU GO! 142 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:42,434 OH, NOW, YOU ALSO GOT TO REMEMBER 143 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:45,337 TO LOOK SORT OF SLEEPY AND PARANOID. 144 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:46,671 SLEEPY AND PARANOID? 145 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,706 YEAH, YEAH, 'CAUSE THE WOMEN IN THESE MAGAZINES, 146 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,076 THEY'RE ALWAYS STRETCHING, 147 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,779 LOOKING BEHIND THEMSELVES TO SEE IF SOMEBODY'S WATCHING. 148 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,916 OH, I GOT THIS, BABY, HUH? 149 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,386 OOH, BUT DON'T SMILE, OK? 150 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,988 GUYS DON'T LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN SMILES. 151 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,122 THEY LIKE THEM POUTY. 152 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:06,958 OR ANGRY. 153 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,025 ANGRIER! 154 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:10,127 HATE ME. GOOD! 155 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,631 NOW, YOU'RE ON A SAFARI. 156 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,367 YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE BIRDS, 157 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,534 BUT YOU'RE SLEEPY. 158 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:17,869 GOOD! 159 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,638 YOU'RE LOOKING THROUGH BINOCULARS, 160 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,906 BUT YOU'RE ANGRY. 161 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,174 NICE! 162 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,275 YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY A TIGER, 163 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,043 AND IT'S JUST ABOUT TO CATCH YOU. 164 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:28,612 ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU SEE YOUR BOOBS! 165 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,387 [MUTTERING] 166 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,894 DR. SOLOMON, I WOULDN'T NORMALLY ASK THIS, 167 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,097 BUT ARE YOU GOING TO TEACH? 168 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,398 I'VE GOT TOO MUCH ON MY MIND. 169 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,766 LIKE WHAT? 170 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,436 LIKE WOMEN LEWDLY EXPOSING THEMSELVES 171 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,404 TO PRURIENT AND LASCIVIOUS SHUTTERBUGS. 172 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,439 THAT'S WHAT. 173 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:57,075 OH, WELL, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, DR. SOLOMON, 174 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,944 WHICH IS WHY WE'RE STAGING A PROTEST THIS FRIDAY. 175 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,012 OH, SHUT UP, CARYN. 176 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,883 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR STUPID LITTLE PEP RALLY. 177 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,884 THIS IS ABOUT SOMEONE THAT I'M DEEPLY INVOLVED WITH. 178 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:07,886 DR. ALBRIGHT? 179 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,587 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 180 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,322 HAVE YOU SEEN THE PICTURES? 181 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,458 WHAT, THERE ARE PICTURES OF DR. ALBRIGHT? 182 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:16,294 THERE ARE NO NAKED PICTURES! 183 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,262 NAKED PICTURES OF DR. ALBRIGHT? 184 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,330 COOL. 185 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,531 I'D LIKE TO SEE THOSE. 186 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,834 OH, OVER MY DEAD BODY! 187 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,536 LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ALL OBSESSED WITH NUDITY. 188 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,938 AND IT'S DIRTY, FILTHY, AND VILE! 189 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,405 IT'S NOT DIRTY, DR. SOLOMON. 190 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:30,108 WE ALL COME INTO THIS WORLD NAKED. 191 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,210 I DIDN'T. 192 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:53,698 HI, DICK. 193 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,571 HARRY, ARE YOU NAKED OR AM I SEEING THINGS? 194 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:03,874 WHY, ACTUALLY, IT'S A LITTLE OF BOTH. 195 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,579 NO, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 196 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,814 IF THIS WHOLE CLOTHING THING IS JUST A BIG SCAM. 197 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:10,982 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 198 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,717 I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT IT IS. 199 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,220 HEY, GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK 200 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,487 I SHOULD WEAR TO SCHOOL TOMORROW? 201 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,489 EL NADA! 202 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,226 WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON AT SCHOOL? 203 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:24,796 THIS GIRL ALISSA. 204 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,265 I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT A GIRL BEFORE. 205 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,534 SHE'S SO DIFFERENT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 206 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:32,237 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT, BUT SHE'S-- 207 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,906 SHE'S JUST ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. 208 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,341 AM I--AM I NUTS? 209 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,110 TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY. 210 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:42,613 OH, YES, I'VE RIDDEN ON THAT BUS, TOO. 211 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:46,017 WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IS EXACTLY WHAT I FELT 212 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,285 WHEN I FIRST MET MARY. 213 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:52,256 MARY? THIS IS NOTHING LIKE HOW YOU FELT ABOUT MARY. 214 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,425 THIS IS LOVE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 215 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,228 LOVE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. 216 00:09:57,230 --> 00:10:00,999 YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. 217 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,066 TOMMY, WHEN MARY AND I-- 218 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,835 CAN'T I HAVE ANYTHING OF MY OWN? 219 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,642 YOU WANT ME TO GO KICK HIS BUTT? 220 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,109 STAY WHERE YOU ARE! 221 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:15,980 ♪ HE'S A COMPLICATED MAN ♪ 222 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:19,250 ♪ AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HIM BUT HIS WOMAN ♪ 223 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,851 ♪ DON SHAFT ♪ 224 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,888 OH, DON, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE STILL HERE. 225 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,189 HEY, SALLY, WHAT'S UP? 226 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,291 YOU KNOW PLAYPEN MAGAZINE? 227 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,361 NO. 228 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,797 SURE, YOU DO. YOU KEEP THEM UNDER THE COUCH. 229 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,467 OH, THOSE? THOSE AREN'T MINE. 230 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,703 THOSE CAME WITH THE COUCH. 231 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,406 OH, GOD, NOW YOU THINK I'M A PERV. 232 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:44,475 NO, I DON'T. YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT NAKED LADIES. 233 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,210 IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. 234 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:49,013 WHY, YES, IT IS. 235 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,415 THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU. 236 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,150 I AM SO EXCITED. 237 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,986 I'VE DECIDED TO POSE FOR PLAYPEN. 238 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,423 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 239 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:02,093 YOU, SALLY, POSE NAKED?! 240 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,495 WHAT'S THE MATTER, DON? 241 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,862 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 242 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,265 SALLY, I DON'T WANT YOU POSING NAKED FOR SOME MAGAZINE. 243 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,934 BUT YOU LOVE THESE MAGAZINES. 244 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:13,070 I MEAN, YOU MUST. THIS ONE'S FALLING APART. 245 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,405 NO! 246 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,040 THAT'S DIFFERENT. 247 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,710 HOW? WELL, THEY'RE NOT YOU, THAT'S HOW. 248 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,078 LISTEN, SALLY, I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE READ THESE THINGS 249 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,414 AND WHAT THEY'RE THINKING WHEN I DO. 250 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:29,920 AND I'M SORRY, BUT YOU ARE NOT POSING AND THAT'S FINAL! 251 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:41,599 WELL, TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THESE BABIES, DON, 252 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,901 'CAUSE THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE THEM, 253 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:46,471 THEY'LL BE IN A MAGAZINE! 254 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,671 AAH! 255 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,477 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THESE WOMEN? 256 00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:56,214 YOU GIVE AND GIVE, AND ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS POSE NAKED. 257 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,749 YEAH. 258 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,451 AND THEN THEY COVER IT UP BY CALLING IT ART. WHAT A BUNCH OF HOOEY. 259 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,785 WHEN THOSE PICTURES COME OUT, 260 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,687 MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE A LIVING HELL. 261 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,489 IT MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD. 262 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,526 MY ANGEL IS A CENTERFOLD. 263 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,196 SOME SCUM OF THE EARTH DIRT PEDDLER 264 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:14,398 IS OUT THERE WITH PICTURES OF MY MARY ALBRIGHT, 265 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,367 AND WHAT CAN I DO? 266 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,469 YOU CAN GET THOSE PICTURES BACK. 267 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,570 WILL YOU HELP ME? 268 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,838 DAMN RIGHT I WILL. 269 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,941 WILL YOU ABUSE YOUR POLICE POWERS TO DO IT? 270 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,777 I THINK THAT'S A GIVEN. 271 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,611 YOU'RE A MAN AMONG MEN, DON. 272 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,947 A MAN AMONG MEN. 273 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:30,982 MORE CHIPS? 274 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,116 YEAH. 275 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,858 I'M JUST GETTING A COOKIE. 276 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,097 MAYBE A CHIP. 277 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,707 ♪ MY ANGEL IS A CENTERFOLD ♪ 278 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,445 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE COMING OVER. 279 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,512 WHAT? 280 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,381 OH, RIGHT. I FORGOT TO INVITE YOU. 281 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:05,950 WELL, HEY, NOW THAT I'M HERE, 282 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,952 I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD, UM, 283 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,420 DISCUSS SOMETHING WITH YOU. 284 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,923 YOU KNOW, ONE PIN-UP TO ANOTHER. 285 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:15,493 OH, WELL, I HARDLY CONSIDER MYSELF A PIN-UP. 286 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,362 HA HA, WELL, DUH, NOT ANYMORE. 287 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,898 YOU SEE, LISTEN... 288 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,399 DON AND I GOT INTO THIS REAL HUGE FIGHT 289 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,002 AND NOW HE'S FORBIDDING ME TO POSE IN THE MAGAZINE. 290 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,270 OH, THAT IS SO TYPICAL. 291 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,239 MEN ARE SO TERRITORIAL. 292 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,074 LIKE THEY HAVE A DEED TO YOUR BODY. 293 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:33,944 EXACTLY. I POSE FOR A FEW PHOTOS IN AN ART CLASS 294 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,880 20 YEARS BEFORE I EVEN KNEW DICK, 295 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,082 AND HE IS SO BENT OUT OF SHAPE. 296 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:41,952 YOU GUYS, IT'S JUST THAT DON IS REALLY, REALLY UPSET. 297 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:44,555 WELL, BOO-HOO FOR DON. 298 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,925 SEE, I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD POSE OR NOT. 299 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,959 WHY, JUST BECAUSE DON THINKS HE OWNS YOU? 300 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,095 HE CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BODY. 301 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:54,299 THAT'S RIGHT. IF WE ARE EVER GOING TO MAKE ANY PROGRESS AS WOMEN, 302 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,100 WE'VE GOT TO DO WHAT WE WANT TO DO 303 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,436 AND NOT WHAT OUR BOYFRIENDS TELL US TO DO. 304 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,904 SO, I SHOULD POSE? 305 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:03,474 IF YOU WANT DON TO RESPECT YOU AS A WOMAN, 306 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,009 YOU HAVE TO. 307 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,426 HEY, TOMMY, YOU WANT A BLT? 308 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,559 NO, I'M NOT HUNGRY. 309 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,028 OH, WHAT'S WRONG? 310 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,363 OH! AH! AH! AH! AAH! 311 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,702 IT'S THIS GIRL ALISSA, YOU KNOW. 312 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,070 SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP TO CLASS TODAY. 313 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,338 SO? 314 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,108 SO--SO OBVIOUSLY SHE THINKS I'M SUCH A LOSER 315 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,744 THAT SHE'D RATHER TRANSFER TO ANOTHER CLASS 316 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,245 THAN BE MY LAB PARTNER. 317 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,781 MAYBE SHE'S SICK. 318 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,882 SICK? 319 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,085 YEAH, YOU KNOW, THE FLU'S GOING AROUND. 320 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,822 SICK. SHE'S SICK. THAT'S GREAT! 321 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,023 HARRY, YOU'RE BRILLIANT! 322 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,525 OH, I KNOW-- 323 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,661 OH, AH, AH, AH, AAH! 324 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,363 AAH! 325 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,539 HA HA, LOOK AT THIS SMUT. 326 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,673 HI, CAN I HELP YOU? 327 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,308 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, WHERE ARE THEY? DICK! 328 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,677 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? 329 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,245 DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, BUSTER, THE PICTURES. 330 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,246 WHERE ARE THE PICTURES? 331 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,215 DICK, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN! 332 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,652 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 333 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,787 HE'S A LITTLE UPSET. 334 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,322 IT SEEMS THAT YOU TOOK NAKED PICTURES 335 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,224 OF HIS GIRLFRIEND 20 YEARS AGO 336 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,026 AND HE WANTS THEM BACK. 337 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,661 20 YEARS AGO? 338 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,729 MAN, I'VE TAKEN PICTURES OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. 339 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,831 THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO REMEMBER HER. 340 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,300 THE NAME'S MARY ALBRIGHT. 341 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,269 OH, YEAH, WHAT A HOTTIE! 342 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,370 OH, I'LL KILL HIM! 343 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,639 LET HIM GO! LET HIM GO! 344 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,008 LET...HIM...GO! 345 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,680 [SIGHS] 346 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,884 [DOORBELL RINGS] 347 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,391 TOMMY. 348 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,391 HI. 349 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,860 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 350 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,496 UH, WELL, I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 351 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,365 AND I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY AND, YOU KNOW, 352 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,033 SEE--SEE HOW YOU'RE FEELING. 353 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:12,203 OH, UH, WELL, I WAS BARFING A LOT EARLIER 354 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:16,173 AND NOW I'M NOT BARFING AS MUCH. 355 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,975 OH, I BROUGHT YOU SOME SOUP. 356 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,545 UH, YOU KNOW THAT THEY SAY THAT IT'S GOOD, UM, FOOD. 357 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,913 YOU BROUGHT ME SOUP. 358 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,216 YEAH, YEAH, TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER. 359 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,752 DO YOU ALWAYS BRING SOUP TO GIRLS YOU LIKE? 360 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,722 L-L-LIKE? YOU? NO, NO, I DON'T LIKE YOU. 361 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,025 NO, NO, NO, I MEAN I DON'T HATE YOU. 362 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,694 I MEAN I JUST MET YOU, BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU, 363 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,095 YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU. 364 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,763 THEN WHY'D YOU BRING ME SOUP? 365 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,633 BECAUSE--BECAUSE YOU'RE MY LAB PARTNER, THAT'S WHY. 366 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:46,070 IT'S STRICTLY, UH, STRICTLY LAB-RELATED GESTURE HERE. 367 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,939 YEAH, BUT TO JUMP TO ME LIKING YOU, 368 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,408 THAT'S UH, THAT'S VERY, UH, YOU'RE JUMPING. 369 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,676 I MEAN, MAYBE YOU LIKE ME. 370 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,877 YOU KNOW, MAYBE THAT'S IT. 371 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,979 IN--IN WHICH CASE, WE CAN TALK. 372 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,347 BUT--BUT OK, LOOK, 373 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,849 I'M TRYING TO PRESERVE A LITTLE DIGNITY HERE. 374 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,419 YOU KNOW, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME BACK MY SOUP? 375 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,254 TOMMY, I'M SORRY. 376 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,690 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING. NOW I FEEL STUPID. 377 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,457 YEAH, WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. 378 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,795 SEE YA! YEAH, OK. 379 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,837 [DOORBELL RINGS] 380 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,814 GOOD-BYE, NAKED MARY. 381 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,151 YOU SHALL TAUNT ME NO MORE. 382 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,029 OH, MY GOD! 383 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,931 THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL. 384 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,199 THE LIGHT... 385 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,666 THE LINES... 386 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,202 THE LEGS... 387 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,703 THE LOINS. 388 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,640 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 389 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,177 MARY, I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR PICTURES. 390 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,244 WHAT PICTURES? OF YOU. 391 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,712 FROM WHERE? IN THE BUFF. 392 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,380 NO! YES! 393 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,581 WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE? 394 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,849 I ROUGHED UP THE PHOTOGRAPHER. 395 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:06,784 YOU WHAT?! 396 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:07,918 AND I WAS GOING TO DESTROY THEM. 397 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,120 OH, YOU'RE A JEALOUS FOOL, DICK SOLOMON. 398 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,657 AND THEN I SAW THEM. 399 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,725 LOOK. NO. 400 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,527 NO, NO, MARY, LOOK. 401 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,898 BOY, I WAS A HOTTIE, WASN'T I? 402 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,867 YOU SURE WERE. 403 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,469 I WISH I LOOKED LIKE THAT NOW. 404 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,505 OH, MARY, NO. 405 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:31,074 I THINK THAT YOU'VE AGED LIKE A FINE WINE. 406 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,876 AND I'VE BEEN OFF THE BOTTLE FOR TOO LONG. 407 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:43,253 OH, DICK...STOP. 408 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,724 COME ON, MARY. LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES. 409 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,492 OH, WE CAN'T. 410 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,560 THEN LET'S JUST GET NAKED. 411 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,295 DICK! 412 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,430 LOCK THE DOORS! 413 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,408 CHUNKY CHICKEN. 414 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,709 WHAT? 415 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,245 THE SOUP. GOOD CALL. 416 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:13,417 OH, THANK YOU. I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT. 417 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,785 EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A SECOND. 418 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,174 SALLY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE 419 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,843 CAVORTING NAKED IN FRONT OF A CAMERA RIGHT NOW? 420 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:44,414 YEAH, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT ME. 421 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,050 WHY? 422 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,085 I'M TOO OLD. 423 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,187 WHAT? NO. 424 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:54,325 HE SAID THAT I WAS TOO OLD-LOOKING TO BE A COLLEGE STUDENT. 425 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,060 I MEAN, REALLY, DICK, DO I LOOK TOO OLD TO BE A COLLEGE STUDENT? 426 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,529 YOU? 427 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,300 WELL, IF YOU THINK OF YOURSELF AS SOMEONE 428 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,836 WHO'S DROPPED OUT FOR A FEW YEARS TO EXPLORE THE WORLD, 429 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:10,407 THEN, YEAH, YEAH, YOU DO LOOK A LITTLE OLD. 430 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,543 OH, DICK. 431 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,712 OH, COME HERE. 432 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,516 OH, SALLY, SALLY, SALLY. 433 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:24,121 THERE'S A RIPENESS THAT COMES WITH GROWING OLDER. 434 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,589 MAYBE IT'S WHAT THEY CALL MATURITY, 435 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,591 BUT IT'S WHAT I CALL BEAUTY. 436 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,226 AND YOU, SALLY... 437 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,363 YOU GROW MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY. 438 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:34,931 YOU THINK SO? 439 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,733 WELL, LOOK AT YOU. 440 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,002 YOUR BIG, BEAUTIFUL EYES... 441 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,338 YOUR LONG, SILKY HAIR... 442 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,541 THE CURVE OF YOUR NECK... 443 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,377 YOUR SUPPLE WHITE SKIN... 444 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,578 YOUR SEXY RED LIPS. 445 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,017 I'M A LITTLE CREEPED OUT RIGHT NOW. 446 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,455 SO, DON MUST HAVE BEEN RELIEVED 447 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,090 THAT YOU'RE NOT POSING FOR PLAYPEN. 448 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,591 YEAH, WELL, HE WAS AT FIRST, 449 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,694 THEN HE GOT TICKED OFF THAT THEY TURNED ME DOWN. 450 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,562 HE GOT SO ANGRY, 451 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,532 HE CANCELED HIS LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION. 452 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,567 WHOA, REALLY? 453 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:13,137 YEAH. HE'S GOING YEAR TO YEAR NOW. 454 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,973 YEAH, HE'S A GREAT GUY, DON. 455 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,143 YEAH, SO, HEY, YOU SEEN ALISSA NAKED YET? 456 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,778 OH, NO, NO, NO, SALLY, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 457 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,413 YOU SEE, WHAT I FEEL TOWARDS HER, 458 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,515 IT'S ON A MUCH HIGHER PLANE, YOU KNOW. 459 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,718 BASED ON HER INTELLIGENCE AND HER CHARISMA 460 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,754 AND HER INNER BEAUTY. 461 00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,723 BUT, BOY, I'D LIKE TO. 462 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:37,327 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY 463 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:39,563 NOW, DO YOU SEE THE USE 464 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,298 OF SHADOW AND LIGHT IN THIS ONE? 465 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,399 NOW, THAT IS ART. 466 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:43,500 OH, YEAH. 467 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:44,968 DID YOU SEE THIS ONE, LEON? 468 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,969 NO. 469 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,238 OH, DR. SOLOMON, 470 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,239 YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN. 471 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,374 THANK YOU, BUG. 472 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,009 DR. SOLOMON, I JUST DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS AT ALL-- 473 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:54,812 OH, SHUT UP, CARYN. 474 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,880 AND THIS ONE SHE JUST GOES ALL OUT. 475 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,215 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT. 476 00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,784 DICK, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 477 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,251 HERE SHE IS, GUYS! 478 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,121 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 479 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,257 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE