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UH, YES, HELLO. IT SEEMS
THAT A GENEROUS DONATION
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HAS BEEN MADE IN MY NAME
TO YOUR ORGANIZATION,
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AND I WAS WONDERING,
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HOW DOES
YOUR RETURN POLICY WORK?
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YES, I'M SERIOUS.
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I WANT YOU TO MARCH
SOME OF THOSE DIMES
RIGHT BACK MY WAY.
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HELLO?
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HELLO?!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS,
DR. SOLOMON.
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I BAKED YOU
SOME COOKIES.
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OH!
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THANK YOU, NINA.
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AND I GOT THIS FOR YOU.
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YOU'RE MAKING THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE.
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AND DON'T TRY
TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK,
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BECAUSE THEY WON'T GIVE
YOU THE TIME OF DAY
OVER THERE.
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WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL!
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THE FIRST ANNUAL ALBRIGHT
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NEW YEAR'S FONDUE PARTY
IS ON!
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THAT'S GREAT.
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WOW! PH.D.S
AND MELTED CHEESE!
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THE COPS ARE GOING
TO HAVE THEIR HANDS FULL.
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I'VE GOT
TO TELL YOU, DICK,
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I'M REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT THIS PARTY.
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OH, YES. THERE'S
NOTHING LIKE THE STINK
OF A GOOD FONDUE.
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BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT
THE WHOLE HULLABALOO
IS ABOUT NEW YEAR'S.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, IT'S SO ARBITRARY.
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THE EARTH MAKES ONE
ORBIT AROUND THE SUN
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RIGHT BACK
TO THIS RANDOM POINT.
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I MEAN,
THE MAN WHO CAME UP
WITH THIS CALENDAR
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THOUGHT THE EARTH
WAS FLAT.
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DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO BE ON HIS TEAM?
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YOU KNOW, A YEAR GOES BY,
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YOU THINK WHAT DO I HAVE
TO SHOW FOR IT,
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BUT, SURE, I MADE DEAN,
I'M MAKING A LOT MORE MONEY,
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I HAVE TREMENDOUS POWER
OVER ALL OF MY FRIENDS...
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OH, YEAH,
I HAD A GREAT YEAR.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND
THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING
COMPANY
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OH, YOU GUYS HAVING
A NEW YEAR'S BASH HERE?
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THAT'S RIGHT,
LITTLE BUDDY.
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NEED ANY HELP
THAT NIGHT?
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WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE PLANS
FOR NEW YEAR'S?
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OH, YEAH!
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NO.
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OH, HEY, WE NEED
A PARTY COORDINATOR.
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CAN YOU COUNT DOWN
FROM ONE TO 10?
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YOU MEAN 10 TO ONE?
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WOW! YOU'RE GOING
TO BE GOOD.
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OH, MY GOD!
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LARRY!
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MRS. DEGUZMAN!
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU GUYS
SINCE WE GRADUATED
FROM NIGHT SCHOOL!
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LOOK AT YOU, MAN.
YOU MADE IT.
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I BET IF WE EVER
HAVE A CLASS REUNION,
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YOU'LL BE PSYCHED.
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YEAH, MR.
BIG SHOT BARTENDER.
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YOU TWO HAVING A HARD TIME
FINDING WORK?
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OH, THERE ARE
JOBS OUT THERE,
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BUT YOU EITHER
NEED EXPERIENCE
OR A COLLEGE EDUCATION
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OR AN EXPLANATION
FOR WHERE YOU'VE BEEN
FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS.
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WAIT A SECOND.
I GOT AN IDEA.
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SAY, DOUG!
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YOU KNOW HOW YOU'VE
BEEN TALKING ABOUT
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HIRING ON AN EXTRA
COUPLE OF PEOPLE?
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NO.
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WELL, YOUR SEARCH
IS OVER!
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I FOUND YOU
THE PEOPLE.
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CAN YOU VOUCH
FOR THEM?
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WELL, I'M
NOT THE BEST
JUDGE OF CHARACTER,
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BUT YES, YES, I CAN.
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BOTH:
♪ FAH WHO FORE-AZE ♪
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♪ DA WHO DOR-AZE ♪
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♪ WELCOME, CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ COME THIS WAY ♪
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OH, COME ON!
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HOW CAN THEY
LET THE GRINCH
CARVE THE ROAST BEAST
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AFTER WHAT HE DID?
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I THINK THEY FEEL BAD
FOR HIM BECAUSE OF
HIS ENLARGED HEART.
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TOTALLY UNREALISTIC.
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HEY, YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS,
LOOK WHAT DON GOT ME!
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WOW!
WOW!
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YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETIE!
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THIS IS THE BEST
CHRISTMAS DAY EVER!
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I KNOW
WHAT THE LADIES LIKE.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO GET HER
THE EARRINGS.
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EARRINGS?
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TOMMY: WHOOPS.
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THERE WERE EARRINGS?
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WELL, THEY MATCH
THE NECKLACE,
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BUT I THOUGHT
MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
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WOW. NECKLACE
ANDEARRINGS...
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THAT'S ALL YOU NEED.
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ALL YOU NEED.
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MAYBE THE STORE'S OPEN.
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THEY GUY'S JEWISH!
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SO, DICK, YOU WANT
ME TO RESERVE YOU
A TABLE
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FOR THE NEW YEAR'S
BASH?
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UH, NO. MARY'S
HAVING A FONDUE PARTY.
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WHAT'S THE BIG WHOOP
ABOUT NEW YEAR'S ANYWAY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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MARY SAYS IT'S A GOOD WAY
TO MARK HER YEAR'S
ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
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AH. WELL, I HAD
A PRETTY GREAT YEAR.
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I LOST MY VIRGINITY
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AND I COMPLETELY
MASTERED THE ART
OF MANIPULATING DON.
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OH, AND I GOT
SOME GREAT SWEATERS.
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NICE GOING.
I GRADUATED
FROM NIGHT SCHOOL.
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I RESCUED HARRY
FROM THAT FREAK SHOW.
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I STILL HAVEN'T
THANKED YOU FOR THAT.
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AND I, UH...
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WELL, THERE'S SO MANY.
WHERE DO I BEGIN?
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THERE'S, UH...
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WHAT?
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WELL, FOR ONE THING,
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I SAVED THAT CHILD
FROM DROWNING IN HER
ABOVE-GROUND SWIMMING POOL.
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YOU DIDN'T SAVE ANY KID.
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WE SAW THAT ON THE NEWS.
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OH. THEN I GUESS
I DIDN'T PITCH THAT
NO-HITTER IN CLEVELAND.
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NO, SIR.
NOT THAT I RECALL.
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WELL, FINE.
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I CAN'T BE CONCERNED
WITH TRIVIALITIES.
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MY ACHIEVEMENTS
ARE GRANDER,
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AND IF, AS SUCH,
THEY ARE HARDER TO DEFINE,
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THEN THEY ARE
ALL THAT MUCH
GRANDER FOR IT!
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THERE.
NOW THIS SAYS FUN!
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YEP.
SAYS SO RIGHT THERE.
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I MEAN, THE WHOLE VIBE
OF THE SIGN SAYS FUN.
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YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
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OH, NO.
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LARRY! DEGUZMAN!
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COULD YOU GUYS
COME OVER HERE
FOR A SECOND?
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YOU GUYS, WHY
ARE THESE DRINKS
JUST SITTING HERE?
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I THOUGHT THOSE WERE
FOR MRS. DEGUZMAN'S
TABLE.
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NO WAY!
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I'M THE HOSTESS!
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I'M WARNING YOU, MAN.
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SHE'S A BITCH ON WHEELS.
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JUST, UH, DELIVER
THE DRINKS, OK?
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[HUMMING
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS]
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♪ DA DEE DAH DUH ♪
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SALLY!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS,
PART 2.
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FOR ME?
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OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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OH, MY GOD! THEY'RE PERFECT!
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THEY'LL LOOK SO GREAT
AT THE STARLIGHT ROOM
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
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THE STARLIGHT ROOM.
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HA HA HA HA!
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THE STARLIGHT ROOM?
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SALLY, THAT PARTY
IS FOR RUTHERFORD'S
MOVERS AND SHAKERS.
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DO YOU KNOW
HOW IMPOSSIBLE THOSE
TICKETS ARE TO GET?
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ALL I KNOW
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IS HOW POWERFUL
MY BOYFRIEND
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DON ORVILLE IS.
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THAT MAY BE,
BUT IT'S SUCH
SHORT NOTICE.
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I'M SURE YOU COULD PULL
A LITTLE STRINGY-WINGY.
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I'LL DO MY BEST.
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I'M GOING TO GO
PUT THESE ON.
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SHE PLAYS ME LIKE
A BIG, DUMB CELLO.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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ALL RIGHT,
SO I'M WORKING HERE.
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SO QUIT RIDING ME!
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LET'S NOT INSULT
THE CUSTOMERS, OK?
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I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE
TOLD YOU, MAN.
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I'VE GOT PROBLEMS
WITH RAGE.
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WOW! THIS MAN JUST GAVE
$1 BILLION TO THE U.N.!
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00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,516
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
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IN FEBRUARY, I TOOK
THE WHOLE FAMILY
TO SIZZLER.
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AND FOR NO BIG REASON,
JUST TO DO IT.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE
SPENDING 8 MONTHS
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BUILDING AN ORPHANAGE
IN BOSNIA?
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BIG DEAL.
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WAR-TORN COUNTRIES ARE
JUST FULL OF OPPORTUNITIES
FOR SHOW-OFFS.
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WE BETTER BE OFF.
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IT'S TIME FOR
THE CIDER FESTIVAL.
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OH, NO.
YOU GO WITHOUT ME.
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I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT
THINGS TO ACHIEVE.
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BUT WE WERE
GOING TO GO.
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I'M SORRY, MARY,
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BUT DO BRING ME BACK
SOME CIDER,
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AND DON'T LET IT GET COLD,
'CAUSE THEN IT'S JUST JUICE.
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YOU PAY!
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YOU PAY NOW!
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I WILL NOT!
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OH, I'M SORRY.
IS THERE A PROBLEM
HERE, CHET?
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HEY, FRIEND, YOU TRYING
TO STIFF THE LADY?
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THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
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00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:52,897
I'M NOT
STIFFING HER.
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I WAITED FOR OVER
A HALF AN HOUR.
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SHE NEVER BROUGHT ME
MY HOT WINGS.
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BUT I PUT THEM
RIGHT OVER THERE
ON THE BAR FOR YOU!
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OH, THOSE?
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00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:02,039
I ATE THOSE.
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00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,974
VERY GREASY.
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00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:07,078
I DID YOU
A FAVOR.
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00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,248
EMPLOYEE MEETING,
EMPLOYEE MEETING.
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00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,384
GUYS, COME ON. I WENT OUT
ON A LIMB FOR YOU.
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00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,886
DON'T MAKE ME LOOK BAD.
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00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,055
OH, MAN.
THE LECTURE BEGINS.
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TOMMY: OK, ALL RIGHT,
SO WHAT I'M THINKING IS
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00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,494
WE CLEAR OUT
THESE TABLES HERE,
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00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:25,196
AND WE HAVE ROOM
FOR A CONGA LINE!
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00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,765
OH, MY GOD!
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00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,367
COULD I BE THE PERSON
THAT YELLS OUT CONGA?
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00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,835
YOU KNOW,
TO GET STUFF GOING?
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00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,237
YEAH, OK.
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[HUMMING]
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SALLY?
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00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,311
NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE.
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PRESTO!
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2 TICKETS
TO THE STARLIGHT ROOM!
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00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,849
OH, DON,
THAT'S SO COOL!
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00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,251
LET'S SCALP 'EM!
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WHAT?
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00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,955
WELL, I JUST DON'T
WANT TO GO ANYMORE.
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TOMMY'S PLANNING
A REALLY FUN
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NEW YEAR'S EVE
PARTY HERE.
SEE? "FUN."
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SALLY, DO YOU KNOW
HOW HARD IT WAS
TO GET THOSE TICKETS?
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00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:02,299
LET'S JUST SAY
I WASN'T SHY
WITH THE NIGHTSTICK.
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00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:08,105
DON, LISTEN,
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHERE WE ARE
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00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:11,543
AS LONG AS IT'S
WHERE I WANT TO BE.
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RIGHT, POOPKIN?
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00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,317
NO.
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00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:25,790
OH, YOU BIG,
SILLY MAN.
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NO.
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00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,998
IT'S NOT GOING
TO WORK THIS TIME,
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POOPKIN.
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00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:38,570
HEY, I'M CRYING HERE!
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THAT HAS NEVER
NOT WORKED.
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IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
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00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:49,180
I MAY HAVE SQUANDERED
362 DAYS, BUT THE YEAR
IS NOT LOST!
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00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,182
I CAN MAKE
A DIFFERENCE!
233
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,616
YOU, I BEG YOU.
234
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,051
STEP FORWARD.
235
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:57,788
AND YOU, SIR. PLEASE,
DO NOT BE AFRAID.
COME FORWARD!
236
00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:01,159
LET ALL MEN,
WHITE AND BLACK,
BLACK AND WHITE,
237
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,593
PUT ASIDE
THEIR DIFFERENCES
238
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:08,599
AND JOIN HANDS
AND WALK TOGETHER DOWN
THE STREETS OF RUTHERFORD!
239
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,969
LET THERE BE
PEACE AND HARMONY
IN THE VALLEY.
240
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:15,573
FOR I, DICK SOLOMON,
HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE!
241
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,246
DICK?
WHAT?
242
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,849
JAKE AND HENRY
ARE BOWLING PARTNERS.
243
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,650
THEY'RE, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS.
244
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:28,886
FINE.
245
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,188
IF THEY'RE NOT WILLING
246
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,323
TO SERVE AS EXAMPLES
FOR OUR CHILDREN,
247
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,326
THEN LET IT BE
ON THEIR HEADS. I TRIED.
248
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:41,232
I AM SUCH A LOSER.
249
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,202
[DOORBELL RINGS]
250
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,471
VINCENT, WELCOME!
251
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,772
I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER
YOU HAD A CHANCE
252
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,407
TO STOP BY
THE CIDER FESTIVAL.
253
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,508
I DID.
254
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,976
WELL, YOU CAN NEVER
HAVE TOO MUCH CIDER.
255
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,517
DICK, WHAT'S WRONG?
256
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,285
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO HELP ME
CUBE THE HAVARTI.
257
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,788
I GUESS YOU CAN FILE THAT
258
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,290
WITH ALL THE OTHER
BROKEN DREAMS
259
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,726
AND UNFULFILLED PLANS
OF 1998.
260
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,495
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
261
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,064
THIS YEAR
HAS BEEN A DISASTER.
262
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,031
I'VE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING.
MARY, DO YOU HEAR ME?
NOTHING!
263
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,099
[DOORBELL RINGS]
264
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,601
THAT'S A SHAME.
265
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,536
WHY DON'T YOU
TALK FOOTBALL
WITH STRUDWICK?
266
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,704
JUDITH!
267
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,006
JUST BACK
FROM THE CIDERFEST.
268
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,408
WE'VE GOT PLENTY
OF CIDER, EVERYONE.
269
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,644
DRINK UP!
270
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,246
VINCENT, HAVE YOU EVER
REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT
271
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,814
WHERE YOUR TIME GOES?
272
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,616
I CAN'T SAY THAT
I HAVE, DICK, BUT--
273
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,184
WELL, I HAVE.
274
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,687
THE LAST YEAR,
I'VE SPENT 4 MONTHS
SLEEPING,
275
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,689
2 1/2 WEEKS
SITTING IN TRAFFIC,
276
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:41,192
2 DAYS FLOSSING,
34 HOURS WATCHING
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
277
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:46,698
WHILE I HAVE SEEN
EVERY TYPE OF ANIMAL EAT
EVERY OTHER TYPE OF ANIMAL,
278
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,234
IT HARDLY MAKES
FOR A STELLAR 1998.
279
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,536
I HAVE TO GO STAND
OVER THERE NOW.
280
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,109
NINA.
281
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,478
UH, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, SALLY?
282
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,812
OH, NOTHING.
283
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,748
JUST WONDERING
IF YOU, UH, YOU KNOW,
WANTED TO HANG OUT.
284
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,184
IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE.
285
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,152
AREN'T YOU GOING OUT
WITH DON?
286
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,720
NO. I'M MAD AT HIM.
287
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:10,822
WHY?
288
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,323
BECAUSE I WAS CRYING.
289
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,624
WHAT? OH, MY GOD.
290
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:18,830
YEAH. I WAS ONLY
DOING IT TO GET WHAT
I WANTED FROM HIM.
291
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:24,035
UH, SALLY, DO YOU ALWAYS CRY
TO GET WHAT YOU WANT?
292
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,436
NO.
293
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:30,441
USUALLY ALL I DO,
YOU KNOW, IS PUSH
MY BOOBS OUT AT HIM.
294
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,443
OR SOMETIMES
I GO LIKE THIS.
295
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,545
OH, REALLY?
296
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,680
YEAH. I ONLY GO
TO THE CRYING PLACE
297
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:37,982
IF I'M REALLY BACKED
INTO A CORNER.
298
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,284
AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY HE'S MAD ABOUT THAT?
299
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,220
NO. YOU THINK
HE'S CRAZY?
300
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,487
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
301
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,790
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
JUST PUSHING HIS BUTTONS.
302
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,758
RIGHT. THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M DOING.
303
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,494
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE.
304
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,561
WHY?
305
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,063
WHY? BECAUSE
IF YOU JUST KEEP CRYING
306
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,165
AND POUTING
TO GET YOUR OWN WAY,
307
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,366
HE'S GOING
TO TAKE A WALK.
308
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,434
OH, MY GOD!
309
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,438
I DON'T WANT DON
TO TAKE A WALK.
310
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,807
THANKS, NINA.
311
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,709
YOU SURE KNOW A LOT
FOR A WOMAN WHO NEVER
HAS A BOYFRIEND.
312
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,180
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
313
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,382
THEN WHY ARE YOU
SITTING HOME ALONE
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE?
314
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,817
I'M NOT.
I'M GOING TO A PARTY.
315
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,587
SURE, YOU ARE, NINA.
316
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,793
DICK, STOP THROWING
BREAD IN THE POT.
317
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,395
YOU'RE WASTING IT.
318
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,897
LIKE BREAD
IN THE FONDUE POT,
319
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:30,368
SO ARE THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES.
320
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,736
IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE.
YOU'RE BRINGING US DOWN.
321
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:36,140
DICK, CHEER UP
OR YOU'LL BE WHISTLING
THROUGH YOUR CHEEK.
322
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,308
BUT, MARY--
323
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:41,145
NO "BUT, MARYS."
THIS IS A PARTY,
NOT A WAKE,
324
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,379
SO ACT LIKE IT.
325
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,881
OH, ALL RIGHT.
326
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,049
EVERYBODY,
327
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,216
A TOAST!
328
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,384
A TOAST!
329
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,921
AS THE OLD YEAR
DRAWS TO A CLOSE,
330
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,758
ONE CAN'T HELP
BUT REFLECT ON WHAT
HASN'T BEEN DONE
331
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,261
AND WHAT CAN NEVER
BE RECLAIMED.
332
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,629
SAY WHAT YOU WILL
ABOUT THIS YEAR,
333
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,231
IT IS LOST,
IT IS GONE,
334
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,732
AND AS I LOOK
AROUND ME,
335
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,234
I CAN HONESTLY SAY
336
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,703
THAT THERE IS NO
GROUP THAT I WOULD
RATHER BE WITH
337
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,706
TO FACE THE GRIM
SPECTER OF DEATH
338
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:12,777
RACING AT BLINDING
SPEED SO INEXORABLY
TOWARDS US.
339
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,016
AW, JEEZ!
340
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,518
WHO WANTS TO GO
BAR-HOPPING?
341
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,753
GREAT IDEA!
342
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,521
LET'S GO.
343
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,855
DICK.
YES?
344
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:25,990
LOCK UP
WHEN YOU LEAVE.
345
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,563
GOT ANY 2S?
346
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:34,865
DAMN.
347
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,302
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
348
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,870
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL
OUT THERE.
349
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,739
EVERYBODY EXPECTS YOU
TO WAIT ON THEM
HAND AND FOOT.
350
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,074
YOU GOT ANY 7S?
351
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,508
OH, I SEE.
352
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,178
WELL, THERE'S
A GOOD REASON FOR THAT.
353
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,245
IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE.
354
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:52,116
IT'S YOUR FREAKIN' JOB!
355
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,252
20 MINUTES TO GO
BETWEEN NOW AND ZERO HOUR.
356
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,521
NOBODY GOES DRY,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
357
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,955
IS THAT CHAMPAGNE?
I CAN'T BE AROUND
THE STUFF.
358
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,323
IT TAKES ME
TO A BAD PLACE.
359
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,392
AAH!
360
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,394
NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
361
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,263
YOU AND YOU
362
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,366
ARE GOING TO DO EXACTLY
WHAT THAT MAN
TELLS YOU TO DO.
363
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,367
GO!
364
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,301
GO!
365
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,802
MOVE!
MOVE!
366
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,250
SALLY.
367
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:31,155
DON. I WAS AFRAID
I WOULDN'T SEE YOU
HERE TONIGHT!
368
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,758
I WAS AFRAID
I WOULDN'T SEE YOU,
EITHER!
369
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,494
DON, I HAVE BEEN
SUCH A JERK!
370
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,662
NO, SALLY, LOOK,
371
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,097
I'M SORRY I HAD
TO READ YOU
THE RIOT ACT,
372
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,032
BUT YOU CROSSED
OVER THE LINE.
373
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,334
NO, I KNOW! I KNOW!
374
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,937
SAY NO MORE.
375
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:53,344
LISTEN, DON, I HAVE REALIZED
THAT I AM REALLY, REALLY HOT.
376
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,113
WHAT?
377
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,547
I AM REALLY, REALLY HOT!
378
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:03,054
AND THAT GIVES ME
THE POWER TO RENDER MEN
DEFENSELESS,
379
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,057
BUT WITH THAT POWER
COMES A CERTAIN
RESPONSIBILITY,
380
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,692
AND I KNOW THAT NOW.
381
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,396
THAT'S GOOD, SALLY,
BECAUSE A MAN'S GOT
TO HAVE HIS DIGNITY.
382
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,966
OF COURSE HE DOES!
383
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:18,236
WELL, THEN
WE AGREE TO AGREE.
384
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,636
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
385
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:23,307
SO WHAT SHOULD I DO
THE NEXT TIME I WANT
YOU TO DO SOMETHING
386
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,741
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO?
387
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,710
HOW ABOUT
WE DON'T DO IT?
388
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,381
INTERESTING.
389
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,920
WHOO HOO!
RING IN THE NEW!
390
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,288
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
391
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,523
OH.
OH.
OH.
392
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,194
DICK, YOU JUST GOING
TO SIT OUT HERE
IN THE COLD?
393
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,595
YES.
394
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,996
GOOD. WE'LL BE INSIDE.
395
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:55,038
JUST WHAT DO YOU
HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH
SITTING OUT HERE?
396
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,407
I'M HOPING THAT
I'LL FREEZE SOLID
397
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,909
AND BECOME A MONUMENT
398
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,412
TO ALL THOSE
WHO LIVE LIVES
OF QUIET DESPERATION.
399
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,516
THE TOMB
OF THE UNKNOWN LOSER.
400
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,454
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO,
401
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:14,992
GIVE UP MY NEW YEAR'S
AND SIT HERE AND TELL YOU
HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE?
402
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,366
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S 11:58.
EVERYTHING'S SET.
403
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,435
THIS IS GOING
TO BE GREAT!
404
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,771
LARRY, WE'RE AT
T-MINUS 2 MINUTES.
405
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,740
OK? ALL RIGHT!
406
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,408
[WHOOSH]
407
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,944
[CHEERING]
408
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,679
♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE
BE FORGOT ♪
409
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,680
♪ AND NEVER
BROUGHT TO MIND... ♪
410
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:40,351
NO! STOP SINGING!
IT'S NOT TIME!
411
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,220
SOUNDS NICE.
412
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,389
IT SURE DOES.
413
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,391
JUDITH IS
A LITTLE FLAT.
414
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,159
YEAH.
415
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,228
WELL, THAT'S IT.
416
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,063
IT'S NEW YEAR'S.
417
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,664
IT IS?
418
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,233
IT'S 1999.
419
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,836
IT'S--IT'S LITERALLY
A NEW YEAR.
420
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:05,242
THAT'S WHERE
THE NAME CAME FROM.
421
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,445
MARY, THIS IS WONDERFUL!
422
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,314
I FEEL LIKE A VAST
WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED.
423
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:15,086
I SEE THIS ENDLESS HORIZON
RICH WITH POSSIBILITY!
424
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:18,089
I SEE 15 GALLONS
OF SPOILED CIDER
425
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:21,159
AND A POT
OF CONGEALED FONDUE.
426
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,727
OH, GOD, MARY.
I'M SO SORRY.
427
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,230
I'VE RUINED YOUR PARTY,
YOUR NIGHT.
428
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,665
I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
429
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,466
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
430
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:33,203
I'VE GOT A LOT OF BURNT
CHEESE TO SCRAPE
WHEN I GET HOME.
431
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,205
I'LL SCRAPE
YOUR CHEESE, MARY.
432
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,641
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
433
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:37,808
PLEASE?
434
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,611
AS OF MIDNIGHT,
I BECAME A NEW MAN.
435
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:44,615
CAN'T WE JUST SHUT THE DOOR
ON LAST YEAR AND LOOK AHEAD?
436
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,350
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
437
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,453
NEW YEAR'S WAS
JUST A RANDOM SPOT
IN THE EARTH'S ORBIT.
438
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,622
THAT WAS LAST YEAR'S DICK.
HE IS SO OVER.
439
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:55,525
PLEASE?
440
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,999
YES!
441
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,634
[SINGING
AND BLOWING HORNS]
442
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,236
STOP IT!
STOP CELEBRATING!
443
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,305
IT'S NOT TIME!
444
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,373
HAPPY NEW YEAR,
HARRY!
445
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,143
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
446
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,211
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
447
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,280
YOU'RE FIRED!
448
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,649
[AS TIME GOES BY PLAYS]
449
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,026
OHH, THIS IS FANTASTIC.
450
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,663
JUST ME
AND THE WOMAN I LOVE
451
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,666
DANCING ALONE
IN THE COLD, STILL AIR
452
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,302
OF A CRYSTALLINE
WINTER'S NIGHT.
453
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,771
I'VE BEEN A FOOL,
AND YOU'VE FORGIVEN ME.
454
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,105
IT'S A PERFECT NEW YEAR.
455
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:44,174
[BELLS CHIMING]
456
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,446
WHAT'S THAT?
457
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:52,516
IT'S
THE BELLS AT THE OLD CHURCH.
458
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,752
OH, MY GOD, DICK
IT'S NEW YEAR'S NOW!
459
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,187
SO THE WHOLE TIME
WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE
TOGETHER CELEBRATING...
460
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,489
IT WAS 1998.
461
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:00,891
SO I'VE SALVAGED
1998!
462
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,427
MARY, THAT MEANS--
463
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,595
OH, DICK, SHH!
464
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,664
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.
465
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,432
DON'T SPOIL IT.
466
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,702
BUT IT'S SUCH--
467
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,270
SHH!
468
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,204
I'M READY TO--
469
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SHH!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, MARY.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, DICK.
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CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS
AND THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING
COMPANY
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CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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I'VE RUINED THE WHOLE POINT
OF THE PARTY.
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AWW.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
IN 15 SECONDS
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IT'S NEW YEAR'S IN UTAH!
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YOU GET ANOTHER CHANCE!
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YEAH!
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COME ON, TOMMY!
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ALL RIGHT!
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COUNTDOWN 99 IS
ON THE LAUNCHPAD!
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10!
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ALL: 9...
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8...
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I JUST GET SO EXCITED.